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Speaker 1: The twenty. Hello. Hello is Martin there. This is Martin.

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Speaker 1: Hi Martin. My name is Seth McElroy and I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Break a Date. How are you? I'm okay? Where

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Speaker 1: are you calling from? Break a Date? It's an online

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Speaker 1: service where people pay nineteen ninety nine, so we do

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Speaker 1: the dirty work for them. Dirty work for what When

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Speaker 1: your significant other wants to break up with you and

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Speaker 1: they don't want to have the difficult conversation, they simply

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Speaker 1: pay us a fee, We give you a call and

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Speaker 1: let you know the news. That's okay. I'm not really

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Speaker 1: interested in that service, but thank you. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. I don't think you're understanding me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: asking you if you'd like to do the service. Your girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: Melissa wanted me to tell you that it's over. What

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Speaker 1: you've just been broken up with by break a Date

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Speaker 1: what Mulisa called you to call Musa tead you to

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Speaker 1: call me to break up with me. I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: break the news to you. Yes, you've just been broken

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Speaker 1: up with buy break it eight No way. Melissa wanted

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Speaker 1: me to pass on the message to you that she

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Speaker 1: enjoyed your company. Man heard you. Yes, you don't need

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Speaker 1: to keep the seed in the same thing. I don't

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Speaker 1: believe you, and I okay, before you never before you

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Speaker 1: hang up, she won't answer your call. I can tell

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Speaker 1: you that right now. She's been instructed not too That's

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Speaker 1: how we do it. Yeah, you said that. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: I know her and you don't. So um, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go call Melissa and you can go yourself. All right. Hello,

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Speaker 1: She didn't answer, did she? What this is seth McElroy

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Speaker 1: from breaking again? She didn't answer. But dude, go for yourself. Okay, listen.

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Speaker 1: All I have to do is just pass along the

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Speaker 1: information that she wanted me to give to you, and

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Speaker 1: then you're free to do with it whatever you want. Fine,

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Speaker 1: some of the information I don't believe you, but whatever

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Speaker 1: it is. He Well, Melissa wanted us to let you know.

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Speaker 1: There's a few reasons she doesn't wish to see you again.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you sleep with a stuffed animal named Peanut. She

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Speaker 1: told you that. Yes, she said that she has a

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Speaker 1: big problem with your attachment to this teddy bear that

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Speaker 1: you because because of Peanut. Yes, she said, it's a

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Speaker 1: little strange, that's absurd. I think it's a little absurd

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Speaker 1: for a grown man to be sleeping with stuff had

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Speaker 1: him on named peanut. But excuse me, I'm sorry for

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Speaker 1: your opinion. No, she isn't, and that's my to yourself.

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Speaker 1: That was very unprofessional in me, I'm sorry, this whole

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Speaker 1: thing is unprofessional and I can't believe she told you that.

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Speaker 1: I know that you may be upset and confused right now.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can have your teddy bear Peanut comfort you.

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Speaker 1: It might help, might make you feel better. What are you?

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Speaker 1: This comes from a guy who gets paid to call

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Speaker 1: and break people up. You're a little piece of sh

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Speaker 1: It's called break it, dight. Yeah, it's a ridiculous business.

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Speaker 1: You can you choose to make fun of people over

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Speaker 1: the floor of your whippy little phone. Sir, I don't

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Speaker 1: mean you get together. Do you think you have the

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Speaker 1: right to talk about me? You man? I realize that,

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Speaker 1: but I do know that you're now a single man

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Speaker 1: ready to get back out there, and you grab your

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Speaker 1: teddy bear Peanut, get out there and find someone else

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Speaker 1: and pull him out of your throat. Right, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what. Hop into your bedroom with the race car sheets,

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Speaker 1: grab peanut. Let me talk to him and maybe I

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Speaker 1: can end that. Listen to me. Listen, didn't tell me

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Speaker 1: where I can eat. I'll put you done with this.

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Speaker 1: You're correct, We're done with this. Hey man. This is

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brooking Jewel in the morning. I'm moving on

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Speaker 1: eety two point five doing a phone tap on you?

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Speaker 1: What where moving eighty two point five? It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend set you up? Are you kidding me? Melissa

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Speaker 1: set you up? She said that she's always giving you

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Speaker 1: a hard time about your stuffed animal. Yeah, I cannot

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Speaker 1: believe she. How did it read about Peba? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So you're more concerned with people knowing you sleep with

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Speaker 1: the teddy bear named Peanut than your girlfriend breaking up

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Speaker 1: with you. Don't call the radio see the fake break

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Speaker 1: up with me? Actually it was Peanut that set you up.

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Speaker 1: I had a cold conversation. Guy, wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: unmoving nanty two point five