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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, I have an ARC character Beanie on a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people don't even really know what Arctarics is,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think it's a popular it's it's a very

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<v Speaker 1>special brand that a lot of people they don't know about,

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<v Speaker 1>like you were saying, and it's a really expensive brand.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying, I think a lot of people I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know about it. Yeah, exactly, So it's a really

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<v Speaker 1>really expensive beanie I have on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's cool, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>You know anything, like, can you give us any anecdote

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<v Speaker 3>facts about the uh, the brand?

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<v Speaker 1>Like no, oh, I don't know shit about ship I buy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what was I gonna say? Oh, don't talk shit

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<v Speaker 1>about me wearing this fucking shirt again? So soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, did you win wear it? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Not you then, because I know they're gonna have some

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<v Speaker 1>fucking slick shit to say, Oh, Drew wears the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing every fucking episode. Yeah, bitch, I'm saving the earth.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you fucking doing fucking buying a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>bullshit landfill? No, I wear the things I buy. I

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<v Speaker 1>wore it like two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>That was long enough ago. Well, you just get like

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<v Speaker 2>offended now.

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<v Speaker 3>Because everybody thinks you have like three pairs of shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I like three shirts and three pairs of pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, everybody's fucking toxic to me lately. Stop fucking

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<v Speaker 1>talking about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I thought it like you loved.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I love when they talk good about me, but

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<v Speaker 1>when they start like saying slick shit, bitch. Someone someone

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<v Speaker 1>had a full on dissection of my body, my archetype. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it feels like to be a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just now. You know, everybody's always like why

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<v Speaker 2>is and you're so angry, like why is yelling at us?

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<v Speaker 2>A bitch? That's why?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, someone to see people say.

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<v Speaker 2>Things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone had a lot to say about my fucking body,

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<v Speaker 1>things that I am very very insecure about, which don't

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<v Speaker 1>fucking play with me. And then on top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw an entire conversation about my penis size. We

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<v Speaker 1>all know I have a giant fucking wiener, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hunger shit.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to, like, you have to really explain this

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<v Speaker 3>to me, because were they saying you had a small

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<v Speaker 3>penis or a big one?

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<v Speaker 1>They just someone said Drew has a big penis. That's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there was a full on argument about me

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<v Speaker 1>having an extremely average sized penis, which don't fucking play.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't talk about my fucking penis. I get to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about my penis, y'all. Don't get to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>my penis.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I never needed to hear you say like

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<v Speaker 3>penis that many.

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<v Speaker 1>Times, penis penis, penis, penis penis.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's how we get the yellow check on our

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<v Speaker 2>video exactly we get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that brings me to my next fucking point. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to best Buy because kaist he stole. He's a thief.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not here.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the second time Kai has just randomly left

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<v Speaker 3>town and taken our stuff with him. He so he

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<v Speaker 3>what he's doing is he's coming into the house taking

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<v Speaker 3>things and then leaving for an extended amount of time.

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<v Speaker 3>So by the time he comes back, we forget that

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<v Speaker 3>he's a fucking thief. Yeah, let him back in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>So he stole from us. He stole SD cards, and

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<v Speaker 1>you bought two SD cards, but one of them didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work for our audio equipment. So I had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to best Buy to buy a micro SD card. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was shopping around best by a little bit. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been wanting to get a Samsung phone for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the flip one or the fold, the Samsung

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<v Speaker 1>flipper fold. And so I was playing with it for

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<v Speaker 1>a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagining you and a best Buy alone is really freaking

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<v Speaker 2>me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it was. It was a very simimagining.

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<v Speaker 3>You anywhere alone, like when you went to write it

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<v Speaker 3>and you ran into Petron. She sent me, she sent

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<v Speaker 3>me a picture of you, and I was looking at

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<v Speaker 3>it and I was like, oh my god, when he's

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<v Speaker 3>out there, he really is just out there, like he

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<v Speaker 3>goes outside and he's alone. O.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I stay outside for real? Like where outside? Where outside? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>One thing about Enya is she's gonna make sure the

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<v Speaker 1>lighting's okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have my glasses on, so I feel like

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<v Speaker 5>I I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't see, but it looks fine.

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<v Speaker 2>You were in Best Buy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I was gonna get one of those dice

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<v Speaker 1>in fans, the one that do the heating, the cooling

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<v Speaker 1>and the purification. Yes, dicing, be like, but then I

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<v Speaker 1>also want one with the humidifier dice and just make

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking fan with hot mode, cool mode, humidifier and

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<v Speaker 1>purifier and sell it for fifteen hundred dollars. People will

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<v Speaker 1>fucking buy it.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, no, you've been looking at the one you're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about for four fucking years and you refuse to buy

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<v Speaker 3>it because nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>Like that is something that shouldn't be that expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but anyways, I was looking around and then I

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<v Speaker 1>went back to the phones and I was playing with

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, and I was like, huh, Like, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to play around with this for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went on YouTube to look up just anything,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, I'm curious about the emergency

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<v Speaker 1>Inercom channel. What it looks like on here? Looked it up.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't find it on the Samsung phones when you

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<v Speaker 1>look it up. And then I looked up emergency inercom.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even just look up emergency intercom. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I went through the YouTube page and I couldn't find

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<v Speaker 1>it until I clicked someone's re upload of your power

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<v Speaker 1>point video that we did like years ago. And so

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<v Speaker 1>then and there and the recommended was our channel. I

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<v Speaker 1>clicked on the video. You can't fucking view it. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I went to the channel and you can't fucking

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<v Speaker 1>look at the channel and it's because it's it's because.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a phone on the floor. So they don't

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<v Speaker 2>want kids to have access to stuff. Damn, we're that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Look, I even like took a picture of it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go to the channel, but you can't fucking

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<v Speaker 1>see the videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it's because we opened the episode with you saying,

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<v Speaker 3>stop talking about my penis, penis penis.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, that's very valid. Stop fucking talking about my

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<v Speaker 1>dick and balls that hang between my fucking leg Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my massive dick and balls. Might I add bag, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously like hate that you have those body parts. Like

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<v Speaker 3>I can't stress that enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that you have a vagina.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was fourteen, somebody commented on the vine of

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<v Speaker 3>me and my siblings in our bathing suits and said, damn,

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<v Speaker 3>she's packing about me.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, so well you reclaim because you're hung big ya

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<v Speaker 1>has a hung kouchie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we don't have to get into that.

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<v Speaker 3>Older I got, I used to talk about it a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I realized, like people will be pervert about anything,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's like a huge topic to be pervy about.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they literally sell fake cameltoes on Amazon, Like you

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<v Speaker 3>can buy underwear that has patting to give you like

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<v Speaker 3>a huge camel toe because it's like a huge kink people.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn see that's that. I don't need to buy shit

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<v Speaker 1>like that, because just like anything I wear, you can

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<v Speaker 1>just see.

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<v Speaker 3>You should probably buy something to put in your pants

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<v Speaker 3>for when you do Gray Sweatpant Challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Gray sweatbanch Challenge. I went into the Man. We

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<v Speaker 1>won't get into that, but I looked like ship the

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<v Speaker 1>day I went out by the way and then I

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<v Speaker 1>ran into fucking Petra and that was so embarrassing. And

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<v Speaker 1>then on top of that, she asked like, oh, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you picking up? And she probably thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say, like, oh my, like depression meds or like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm giving this medica, yeah, percoset like something. Chill bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I was picking up colon haskapie prep, Like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>if that doesn't fucking work, I swear to god, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>will never see me again because I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, to be clear, drew it to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know you guys are probably like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>like you recorded the episode, the Halloween episode so long ago.

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<v Speaker 3>We literally recorded the Halloween episode basically on Thursday, so

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<v Speaker 3>it has been that long Drew went to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>And stuck my dicking balls. I can do whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck I want with my bossy Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>People just like you.

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<v Speaker 1>They're making me fucking insecure recently, So chill out, Chill out,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>They keep talking about myself, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about me positively.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys have been so like, oh my god, she's

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<v Speaker 3>so hot, she's gorgeous, and I'm just like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>sup yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, no one's calling me funny.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, Oh, Drew doesn't take care of himself. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>Drew's so annoying. Oh Drew has an average penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Is disgusting, really bothered.

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<v Speaker 1>What really bothered me was someone called my body disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>That mean your body is hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a disgusting body. I know I have a

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting body.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not true.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have sex with you know I wouldn't. But

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<v Speaker 3>that's because you're We don't have to get into that.

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<v Speaker 1>I got cupping done, y'all. I got cupping done on

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<v Speaker 1>my back, and no one warned me that. It was

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<v Speaker 1>literally the most painful thing I've ever had in.

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<v Speaker 3>My I'm scared because I've always wanted cupping done, because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, that sounds so nice, like a like

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<v Speaker 3>just like a bit of pressure and like they like

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<v Speaker 3>is in my head. There's like heat involved, And I

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<v Speaker 3>think now they use the ones where like they put

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking think to and they're like a tire pump.

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<v Speaker 1>The Yeah, it's for the people that don't know. Cupping

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<v Speaker 1>is when you go to the masseuse and they fart

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<v Speaker 1>in their hand and they cup it in your face

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<v Speaker 1>like that so you have to smell their parts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was weird bumps on your back, Yeah, because.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ship particles going into my fucking bloodstream. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>uh uh. It's when they like put all those cups

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<v Speaker 1>on your back and then they basically give you giant

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<v Speaker 1>fucking hickeys. But I didn't know it hurt as bad

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<v Speaker 1>as it hurt. And I know you're probably like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're being such a little bitch, like it didn't hurt

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<v Speaker 1>that bad. No, it literally hurt because one she like

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<v Speaker 1>suction them like way so much. I think it might

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<v Speaker 1>have been her first fucking time doing it too.

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<v Speaker 2>She left it on sash parlor we go to is

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<v Speaker 2>like pretty jangous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's busted as fuck, no offense.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it there and I'll always go.

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<v Speaker 3>But like, I've had like people who give me massages

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<v Speaker 3>there who are literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like this, No, they like pet you. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a massage down there at one time where they like

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<v Speaker 1>literally were doing construction above my head and the ceiling

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<v Speaker 1>was putting dust all over my back and when I

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<v Speaker 1>flipped over and looked up, dust was falling into my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking eyes because people were doing construction upstairs during my

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<v Speaker 1>peaceful massage.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've been there before getting a massage and one

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<v Speaker 3>of the workers was in the room next door watching

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<v Speaker 3>like Tella Novella's on their phone loud as fuck. So

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time I was getting the massage, all the

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<v Speaker 3>her was like dum like like literally like it was

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<v Speaker 3>some like silly show. And I was like, cool, cool, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not relaxing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Captain cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>Ur.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Captain cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate the ur ur.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Captain cook.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did they make that the sound for pirates? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck does that have to do with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe? Oh, what is it? I don't look that up.

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<v Speaker 1>While I finished telling this, because I did the one

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<v Speaker 1>she sucked the fuck out of my back. Two she

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<v Speaker 1>left them on for like twenty five minutes, which is

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<v Speaker 1>far too long, and I swear to God like when

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<v Speaker 1>she was like taking them off by the end, because

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<v Speaker 1>she did half of my massage first. Then she put

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<v Speaker 1>them on, and then she just left the room for

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, and it hurts so bad. I like

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<v Speaker 1>had tears like forming in my eyes. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>started taking them off twenty minutes later, and she got

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<v Speaker 1>one off, and then she moved to the second one

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<v Speaker 1>and she tried to get it off, and she shook

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<v Speaker 1>it a little bit and it wouldn't fucking come off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wanted them off so bad at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>and I started like internally panicking. And then she couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get it off and she left the room for like

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<v Speaker 1>three minutes. It felt like my skin was like ripping

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<v Speaker 1>and it hurts so bad. And then she started taking

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<v Speaker 1>them off, and like there were like four specifically that

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<v Speaker 1>were hurting me so bad. She left those one for

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<v Speaker 1>last for some reason, and I was like, I almost

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, can you get this one off? And

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<v Speaker 1>then like but every time I moved it like ripped

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<v Speaker 1>my skin a little more. It was so miserable. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really curious.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to go to a different spot and get

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<v Speaker 3>cupping and see if that's how it's supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel like there has to be one of

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<v Speaker 3>y'all out there who's like a cupping fanatic.

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<v Speaker 2>Who could tell us if that's how that's supposed to feel.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like we would know, like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't hurt like it hurts. Yeah, Like I mean afterwards,

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<v Speaker 1>like let me finish. So I like, she starts like

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<v Speaker 1>wiping my back down, and I guess there was liquid

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<v Speaker 1>coming out of my back because the rag was literally

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<v Speaker 1>like neon pink, which was fucking crazy, and she just

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<v Speaker 1>laid it next to me, and I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck just happened? And I swear to God y'all

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<v Speaker 1>my back was like, like I thought it would help

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<v Speaker 1>with my back pain because my lower back hurts all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, like twenty four to seven literally just like

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<v Speaker 1>a dull pain. And then like when I walk around

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, like my life, have to leg hurts really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was happening recently because we like went to

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<v Speaker 1>like Halloween, so I was like, oh, maybe this will

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<v Speaker 1>help out a little Halloween. Yeah, maybe this will help

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<v Speaker 1>out a little bit for me, or maybe this will

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<v Speaker 1>help me out a little bit, y'all. It made my

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<v Speaker 1>back pain so much worse, like literally did not help

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<v Speaker 1>me at all. It felt like I had fucking bruises

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<v Speaker 1>all over all over my back because I literally did

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna inflict that picture right.

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<v Speaker 2>Here crack like that was the craziest thing.

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<v Speaker 3>She went down to his butt crack like you had

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<v Speaker 3>one straight on like half your crack.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn she was.

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<v Speaker 1>She was trying to suck the poop out of no trying.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, this man's consipated. I'm gonna say no.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to warn her. I was like, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like really consipated. Like, please, don't if you like

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<v Speaker 1>touch my stomach, don't go hard because I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to perforate my colon. I swear to.

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<v Speaker 3>God, she's gonna do like a zip popping video, but

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<v Speaker 3>with your colon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that picture is gnar.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, it's really I know, are you gonna like blur

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<v Speaker 3>your butt crack or just show the world your crack.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna like crop it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that socks. I wish you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Could see his butt crack, no, because they'd probably actually

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<v Speaker 1>actually I might not even fucking put that picture because

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<v Speaker 1>someone's gonna have some fucking shit to say about my nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking gross body.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, apparently, well I found a guy on

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok whose whole thing is like.

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<v Speaker 1>This really shitty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you look up like pictures to see how dark

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<v Speaker 3>the cupping spots were supposed to be when you finished?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>You probably should up because I wonder if, like what

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<v Speaker 3>if that is? But there's I'm sorry, I actually no,

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<v Speaker 3>there's just no way. It feels like that. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like people would be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Just got copy none. I'm in so much pain like

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<v Speaker 2>people are. I'm so relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>I was definitely being a bitch, like it definitely is

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<v Speaker 1>not that bad. It's not as bad as I make

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<v Speaker 1>it sound, genuinely, but it hurt me.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, pirates didn't really say arc like they don't know

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<v Speaker 3>that some bitch was just like me.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it literally became pop.

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<v Speaker 3>Learn a random film. It became popular in the film

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<v Speaker 3>Treasure Island in nineteen fifty. But nobody knows why the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck he did that. He just took his own kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like with the Joker, Like no one knows why

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<v Speaker 3>they were singing.

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<v Speaker 2>They kind of just decided to sing.

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<v Speaker 3>But I found a guy on TikTok whose whole thing

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<v Speaker 3>is like this really stupid trick where it looks like

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<v Speaker 3>he takes his torso off and like walks. I saw that, Yoh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's his Did you go through his page? That's his

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<v Speaker 3>whole fucking gag. That's literally his whole page.

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<v Speaker 2>And what was he doing? I think he was at

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<v Speaker 2>like a.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw him walking down the street and he

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<v Speaker 1>did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw a video where he was doing some shit

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<v Speaker 3>like it was like a paid promotion and like he

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<v Speaker 3>was like the act for some show. It was like

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<v Speaker 3>the opening of a basketball game or it was something

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<v Speaker 3>like that, like some big event.

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<v Speaker 2>He was there, he did his trick, and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, okay, weird, Like I wonder if he got

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<v Speaker 3>paid to go and do that, Like what else.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he do?

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<v Speaker 3>And I went through his page that is white literally

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<v Speaker 3>all he does. And once I find a page like

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<v Speaker 3>that on TikTok where there's somebody who's like super popular,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like Zach King. Is that the guy's name?

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<v Speaker 2>The magician?

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<v Speaker 1>Once you're down video editor?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah or what he's not a he like a magician.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a he's a video editor.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, like, I'm sorry. Once you are posting tiktoks via

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<v Speaker 2>a DSLR, it's time to package.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we don't need to see those fucking poors.

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<v Speaker 1>We really don't need to sell.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to see the sharp ass video on

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<v Speaker 3>my iPhone. I'm supposed to see like degenerate, like stupid

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<v Speaker 3>comedic videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that supposed to be your phone? Yeah, exactly. Your

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<v Speaker 1>phone is taken out of your pocket, you record the video,

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<v Speaker 1>and you upload it. Like that's what I want to say.

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<v Speaker 3>The magic of TikTok. It's like on Vine when people

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<v Speaker 3>started doing that on Vine? Do you remember at the

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<v Speaker 3>end people would start uploading DSLR content and it just

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<v Speaker 3>made no sense, like ak video, ak video on Vine.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been doing that on TikTok recently. Like one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and sixty frame video or whatever frame per second it

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<v Speaker 1>crashes iPhones.

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<v Speaker 2>You did you ever get that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>They like there's like videos that they uploaded on TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>that only androids could see.

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<v Speaker 3>We haven't had the text that crashes iPhone in a while.

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<v Speaker 3>Like has iPhone just fixed their ship that you can't

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<v Speaker 3>just crash someone's phone like that anymore, because remember that

0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.840
<v Speaker 3>text that would literally just turn your fucking phone off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we may need to make that the title of

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<v Speaker 1>this episode because the word or no, the tex text.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was literally just but just simp.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like star, like a shooting star. Yeah. They

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<v Speaker 1>I think they patched that like almost immediately. But that

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<v Speaker 1>shit was so fucking fun, Like I had some mass

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<v Speaker 1>texting people, could you like tweet it and then like

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<v Speaker 1>crash everybody's No.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that was the thing because I got mine

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<v Speaker 3>from Twitter, like somebody had uploaded it to Twitter, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's how I found it, and I copy and pasted

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<v Speaker 3>it from there and started texting it around and I

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<v Speaker 3>literally sent it to easily like twenty people in my

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<v Speaker 3>fucking iPhone. I was like, I'm literally turning all of

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<v Speaker 3>y'all's phones off, especially people who weren't texting me back.

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<v Speaker 3>I sent the fuck out of that shit. Like, if

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<v Speaker 3>you weren't texting me back, I was sending that to

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<v Speaker 3>your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Get crashed, bitch. Oh literally, the iPhones would be like

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<v Speaker 1>crash out. I'm having a crash out the iPhones after

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<v Speaker 1>getting that text. Oh I'm crashing out, damn Damn, I forgot,

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<v Speaker 1>Damn I forgot, Damn, I forgot. Damn, I'm crashing out.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what is that? What were they asking her?

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<v Speaker 1>How many equal sides?

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<v Speaker 3>Is?

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<v Speaker 1>And I sauce at these triangles have none?

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<v Speaker 2>How many quarters?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it? It was how many many sides? Yeah? Equal sides?

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like none, and then there, Damn I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot when she said three.

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<v Speaker 3>I see.

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<v Speaker 2>I really can't get on her because what is it too?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it too? I can't I don't even know. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the two like top one, the bottom is different. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but you scared the funk out of me because we

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<v Speaker 2>just we just presented. I saw these triangles recently. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're a constant watcher, a consecutive watcher.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what I did, but I'm killing sauce

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<v Speaker 1>triangles now you're killing them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it was fuck mary kill.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't remember my answers. Oh, I said I

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<v Speaker 3>was gonna kill the perfect triangle.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called equilateral?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna kill that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that is odd behavior because I'm marrying the equilateral triangle.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have to get back into it, like your

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<v Speaker 3>your choice. You do what you want, I do what

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<v Speaker 3>I want.

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<v Speaker 4>One that.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw siles equilateral and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't look at me. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn, I forgot, Damn I forgot.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I had a crazy migraine all day and I

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<v Speaker 3>laid down to take a nap and I immediately knocked

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<v Speaker 3>down and I woke up the least like gracious wake

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<v Speaker 3>up ever. I was drenched in sweat laying on my

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<v Speaker 3>stomach and I woke up like and I like literally

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<v Speaker 3>made a sound.

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<v Speaker 2>I I was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I woke up and it was dark, and

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<v Speaker 3>there was something so jarring about going to sleep when

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<v Speaker 3>it is bright as fuck outside and waking up to darkness,

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's just just like a sad it's sadness. Yeah,

0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.560
<v Speaker 3>It's like sadness creeps over me. And I'm like, I

0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:10.880
<v Speaker 3>am such a piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I can't believe I did that, Like I

0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:17.600
<v Speaker 1>can't believe we should not be doing this. Yeah, Napping,

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<v Speaker 1>I think is simultaneously the greatest thing and the worst

0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:26.840
<v Speaker 1>thing you can do, because naps, Yeah, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>love naps, and I've been trying recently not to take

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<v Speaker 1>as many naps because like, I feel disgusting with my

0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:38.240
<v Speaker 1>disgusted with myself after I wake up. But when I sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>for like, I only take like I try to take

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty six minute naps like that's like the sweet spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Scientifically whatever, it doesn't fucking matter. But if I go

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<v Speaker 1>past like forty five minutes, oh, bitch, Like I wake

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<v Speaker 1>up with like a raging migraine, like I'm shaking in fatigue,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I literally feel like I have HIV or some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's literally like like all of the same symptoms,

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<v Speaker 1>like I get fever, I feel like I have the flu, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it's horrible. But that sweet spot, I

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<v Speaker 1>like if I like when we go out and I

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<v Speaker 1>take my quick little power nap before, like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like a brand new fucking person.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you like a brand new person?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I can't do fucking naps, bitch, like, because I

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<v Speaker 3>just want to sleep through the night.

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<v Speaker 2>I genuinely I am somebody who I can sleep for

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<v Speaker 2>fucking ever. And I don't do well. I don't bode

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<v Speaker 2>well with the short naps.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I shout out body, yeah, shout out body. I

0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:35.919
<v Speaker 1>don't bode well. Shout out body, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I fucking hate a short nap. It pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate a short king. I literally just hate a

0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:43.640
<v Speaker 1>short king.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we have a lot of short Like

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<v Speaker 2>the men who do brave it out and listen to this,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like are short king?

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<v Speaker 1>No see, I'm thinking the men that brave it oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like the straight men. Yeah, the gay men that listen,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all tall.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, all the all the gay guys who listen tall.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I take back the twin comment. I don't think

0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:03.959
<v Speaker 1>y'll are twings unless you want to be, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you can live that life. You can choose to live

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<v Speaker 1>that life.

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<v Speaker 2>You can be that. But like, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally do you fucking Drew you? Speaking of Drew you bitch? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Addison just released Awkward Marine. We don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>get into it. It's Monday, this is going up on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>You've already heard all the conversations about it. Masterpiece of

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<v Speaker 1>a song. I fear she I mean been claiming it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the next pop girl. She's gonna have her moment,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think she's gonna be like thrusted into

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<v Speaker 1>like pop star status like an Ariana Grande or Olivia

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<v Speaker 1>Rodrigo just yet. Eventually it will be a thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna take some time to get there because she

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<v Speaker 1>still has to like convince people that she's not the

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<v Speaker 1>old Addison and she's like this new perceived or new

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<v Speaker 1>woman to be perceived. But in that fucking song, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you heard it, but she texted me

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<v Speaker 1>afterwards and she was like, either way, made this for you.

0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, made what? And she was like, make

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<v Speaker 1>a TikTok to it. And I was like, what the fuck?

0:23:05.560 --> 0:23:07.000
<v Speaker 1>And she was like, Oh, you haven't heard the song yet.

0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:09.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like, no, listen to it. When she said when

0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll just play it for you, I'll just play it

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<v Speaker 1>for you, You're gonna be fucking gagged because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize it either.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what, I'm confused because I've heard the song. I've

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<v Speaker 2>actually heard it a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been saving onto this. It's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean when I'm talking about Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Gave me, Drew gave me.

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<v Speaker 2>True, she's not saying.

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<v Speaker 3>She's saying more like, it's literally like I think you're

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<v Speaker 3>having like the schizophrenia Disney adults have when they see

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<v Speaker 3>the hidden Mickeys.

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<v Speaker 2>You're seeing hidden drews Now because.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Lana, Lana also did it. Lana also said my name.

0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:52.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean no, Lana said my name.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give it to you. A lot of people say

0:23:54.000 --> 0:24:00.080
<v Speaker 3>your name, It's very common. But gave me true, Like, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>The biggest stretch of that joke you've ever done.

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<v Speaker 3>When I saw you write that, like, but I thought

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:07.280
<v Speaker 3>that you had and I was like, what does that mean?

0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:08.840
<v Speaker 2>I thought there was a part of the song where

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<v Speaker 2>she actually at least sounded like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Drew Lets, I still forgot to mention that I

0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:16.280
<v Speaker 1>was wearing this today because we did a very special

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<v Speaker 1>interview that I was really excited for that I wanted

0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:20.000
<v Speaker 1>to dress dapper for and I did not want to

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<v Speaker 1>change before the podcast. But I did bring that up

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<v Speaker 1>in the interview, and.

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<v Speaker 2>The person who was interviewing us was like, what, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I got into funny road rage. I took up

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 3>my friend to's the airport today.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh be a top talent, yeah, everybody ow, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I just went to fucking like push my hair back

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:56.240
<v Speaker 1>and my finger went all the way up like goddamn nose.

0:24:56.320 --> 0:24:59.159
<v Speaker 1>I hope you can see that. I think I like

0:24:59.240 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 1>literally have a knows I've never had.

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:05.080
<v Speaker 2>A bloody nose, which I hate, Like I want a boy.

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Let's go do a bunch of blow, let's get you

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up.

0:25:09.760 --> 0:25:11.240
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think about that. That is like such

0:25:11.240 --> 0:25:12.040
<v Speaker 2>an easy way to get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, I used to have them really really fucking

0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 1>bad when I was a kid, Like wake up. Yeah,

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:21.840
<v Speaker 1>when I was twelve, I fucking raided. I went crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all liked the slops. She's a snow queen from Dallas.

0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:32.960
<v Speaker 2>How do you make your tongue so skinny? When you

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:33.360
<v Speaker 2>do that?

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:41.399
<v Speaker 1>They can't see it like looks fake.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I got into crazy road rage at the airport today.

0:25:47.640 --> 0:25:51.080
<v Speaker 3>I was like going to pull in and I couldn't tell.

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:52.399
<v Speaker 1>If this woman, well were they driving?

0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:54.439
<v Speaker 5>They were driving like a smaller audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get the license plate?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because on the second go kilm for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thank you?

0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:00.920
<v Speaker 1>How was a girl or guy?

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 2>It was the old white lady.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna kill her. True, I'm gonna kill the

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<v Speaker 1>next old white lady. I see?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thank you? That like actually means so much to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, do you saw that ache?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Listen, here Enya's brain, my best friend, my lover's brain.

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<v Speaker 7>If you don't fucking stop hurting my friend. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>get really angry and I'm gonna take you out of

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<v Speaker 7>there and shake you up and make a brain slushy.

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<v Speaker 7>Stop fucking hurting my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that? Did it feel better?

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<v Speaker 3>I was disassociating a bit, so when that, when I

0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:43.200
<v Speaker 3>was disassociating, yes, it did feel better. I actually might

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 3>have made it worse because you were yelling into my ear.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, in his ears, stop hurting my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>But I got into crazy road rage.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like pulling up trying to get to the

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<v Speaker 3>curb and this woman I couldn't talk, frameing or not,

0:27:03.480 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 3>and I wasn't even like I hadn't blocked her in

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<v Speaker 3>or anything yet.

0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 2>I was being mindful.

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 3>I was being very mindful of other drivers, and I

0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:21.680
<v Speaker 3>was like, okay, I'm not gonna lock her in. But

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 3>she did some shit that pissed me off. Technically, I

0:27:24.600 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 3>guess I started this and this is very immature of me,

0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 3>but I was not having it. But she turned to

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:32.879
<v Speaker 3>me and like I hadn't moved my car, I hadn't

0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:34.600
<v Speaker 3>blocked her in, but she turned to me and she

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:39.920
<v Speaker 3>goes and like starts yelling at my window and she's

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 3>like hello, Like I can only imagine this is what

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:43.960
<v Speaker 3>she was saying because I was trying to read her list,

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:45.080
<v Speaker 3>but she was like hello, like.

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:48.720
<v Speaker 2>I need to leave. I need to leave, bitch.

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:50.680
<v Speaker 1>If you don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>So I laid on my fucking horn, which I fucking

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 3>hate when people do, but I like, I just like

0:27:56.720 --> 0:27:59.479
<v Speaker 3>literally I was holding my steering wheel like this. And

0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:02.399
<v Speaker 3>my immediate reaction to her yelling at me as I

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:05.679
<v Speaker 3>started laughing and then I went beep and I honked

0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:06.200
<v Speaker 3>at her, and she.

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Was like and she like hit the horn back, and I.

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 3>Was like, I like hit it a few times and

0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 3>I was laughing really hard.

0:28:13.200 --> 0:28:17.880
<v Speaker 1>She was like and like open face you make is

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:19.640
<v Speaker 1>so fucking funny.

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:26.959
<v Speaker 2>That's what she was, dude, Just like like.

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 3>Like so like shocked, like her fucking jowls hit her

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:31.399
<v Speaker 3>knees like she was pissed at me.

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:36.160
<v Speaker 2>And she I was like, oh, bitch, you I don't

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't do have your She opened her door and

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 2>was about to get out of the car and she's

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 2>looking at me, and she's getting out of the corridor,

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:47.719
<v Speaker 2>I guess come up to me. And then I started

0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:50.480
<v Speaker 2>laughing really hard, and my friends in the passenger seat

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 2>just laughing at her too. So then I was like

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I saw, like, com me here, and I like was

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 2>like going like this to her, and she was like

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:03.680
<v Speaker 2>like literally verbally like screamed like that, and then got

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:05.400
<v Speaker 2>back in her car and looked at me and moved

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 2>up to like block me. So then she moved her

0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 2>car in front of me and blocked me, and then

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:10.640
<v Speaker 2>she hung.

0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:14.040
<v Speaker 1>But she really needed it was wasting.

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 3>Her time, but she fucked up because she like parked

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 3>right in front of me to block me off. At

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 3>this point, everyone's watching and I'm laughing, and usually when

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:22.720
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that happens and people are watching, I'm like,

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 3>this is kind of embarrassing. But I was like, honestly,

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:27.400
<v Speaker 3>she fucking started it, and you're old and haggerty, bitch,

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 3>choose your battles because you don't have much.

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Stamina left in this lifetime. And she parked her car

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 2>right in.

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 3>Front of me, so that like I was like, this

0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 3>is dumb as fuck, bitch, because I'm about to blow

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 3>your ears out, and I just literally.

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Boo, and she was like like literally it was so funny.

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:48.160
<v Speaker 3>And then I was like I was like started kissing,

0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:50.480
<v Speaker 3>like like blowing kisses, and then she was trying.

0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 2>To match my energy and she was like and like

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:56.400
<v Speaker 2>figure out, and I was dying laughing.

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 1>She could not match your freak. And then that's for

0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 1>damn she did you hear that that reference? Yeah, she

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 1>couldn't at your freak at all. And then I met

0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 1>your freak a little bit.

0:30:09.080 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 3>Drove off embarrassed, and then when I got out, I

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 3>was like laughing and helping my friend get their bags

0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 3>out of my car, and I was like, I'm so sorry.

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 3>I just did that in front of you, like that's son,

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:19.840
<v Speaker 3>and we were cracking up. We were like, no, it's funny.

0:30:19.840 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 3>And then this younger duo who.

0:30:21.320 --> 0:30:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Was behind us, like this guy came up and he

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:23.400
<v Speaker 2>was like.

0:30:23.520 --> 0:30:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Fuck that lady.

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:26.239
<v Speaker 2>She was being such a bitch to you, and I

0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, thank you. I'm glad someone else.

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Saw in all women are bitches exactly.

0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 2>That's why we need a podcast me exactly.

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, should we have a fake podcast conversation where we're

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 1>like acting like straight male podcasters. I mean that's very

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>easy for.

0:30:42.480 --> 0:30:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Me, yeah, because that's what I.

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So wait, I literally just ended the day and

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:50.040
<v Speaker 1>was playing with.

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Me, So okay, let let's talk like straight guys.

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 3>So wait, what was thet say to us, like the

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 3>gaggeryat all when you're.

0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Ready to spill your tea?

0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:06.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was looking up with this fucking nasty bitch

0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 3>with huge fucking tits.

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they were almost too big, and I love big tips.

0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I would, are you a tits guy or a

0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 1>boob guy?

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Honestly tits, but guy, I'm like kind of like I'm

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 3>a bit of both, like it like both need to

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 3>be perfect.

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Really, yeah, I'm more of a personality guy, right right, No,

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm more of a tits guy myself.

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, cool. Cool.

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 1>When there's hairs, I pull them out one by one

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:39.520
<v Speaker 1>until I find a nerve ending and then I rip

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:40.080
<v Speaker 1>out the nerve.

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>That literally like it sends electric shocks through their you

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:46.880
<v Speaker 1>know why.

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 3>That just freaked me out and reminded me remember when

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 3>I was convinced for one single day and I did

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 3>nothing about it that I had breast cancer.

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 2>This is kind of gross.

0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Well actually it's literally because every time it's like clockwork,

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 1>I have any this period like down like clockworks. I know,

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't have to talk about your fucking period,

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>but Inya before her period every single time thinks she

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 1>has breast cancer because my.

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:09.200
<v Speaker 3>Boobs just hurt so bad, and I'm like, this pain,

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:10.920
<v Speaker 3>this pain is not normal. But I will be going

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 3>and getting a mammogram because I decided that I need

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 3>to take that part of my health very seriously and

0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 3>I need to go get my pap smears and I

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 3>need to get a mammogram.

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 1>And I need to say I always thought pap smears

0:32:20.920 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 1>were the mammogram.

0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:28.440
<v Speaker 2>No wrench in your pussy and stick there and they're

0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 2>like they literally treat your pussy like a cotton. Like

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:33.760
<v Speaker 2>they go in there and they're.

0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Like, let's get the slime sime collector simulator.

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's get the discharge. Let's Oh, every time they

0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:47.360
<v Speaker 1>go up in a girl, it's like a blind box

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>because it's like what colors this charge is gonna be?

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:53.719
<v Speaker 2>And the mystery you always want the mystery one. The

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 2>mystery one is green.

0:32:54.960 --> 0:32:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Gunk and scene.

0:32:57.520 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh was that us talking?

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.000
<v Speaker 3>But I don't think I've talked about this on the podcast,

0:33:02.040 --> 0:33:03.760
<v Speaker 3>But now that enough time has passed, I think I

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.960
<v Speaker 3>can say it.

0:33:06.080 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 2>One time, this is gross.

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 3>One time I had an infected hair follicle on my

0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:15.760
<v Speaker 3>nipple and it literally squirted out so much puss and

0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a nerve ending coming out of

0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:20.400
<v Speaker 3>my boob and I sat it. I remember in the

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:24.760
<v Speaker 3>gym having a true panic attack, like panic attacks for

0:33:24.880 --> 0:33:27.200
<v Speaker 3>me are rare, but I was in the bathroom on

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 3>the floor literally just like I felt that like dull

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 3>pain hit my chest. And then I was taking a

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 3>shower and I was like I couldn't breathe in the

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 3>shower and I was just like, oh my god. And

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 3>that's how I know I'm a pussy and all my suicidal.

0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Ideation is fake.

0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:42.560
<v Speaker 3>In that moment, I was like, I'm gonna die. I

0:33:42.600 --> 0:33:44.680
<v Speaker 3>can't believe I'm gonna die. But that's different because I'm

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:46.520
<v Speaker 3>just gonna die. I want to die in a spectacular way,

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 3>and it's going to be by my own hand.

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:54.040
<v Speaker 2>My death big, it's gonna be big.

0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:56.800
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a big moment, like it really it really.

0:33:56.760 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 3>If I lived till like seventy five eighty And I'm

0:34:00.680 --> 0:34:02.920
<v Speaker 3>just like, honestly, I'm done. I mean either gonna like

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 3>smoke Heroin till I fucking die. But then I was

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 3>thinking about that, I was like, that's embarrassing. Because like

0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 3>smoking heroines.

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:09.879
<v Speaker 1>Is like a spectacular way to die.

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:11.919
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking I'd blow myself up like a Mister

0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:14.759
<v Speaker 3>Beasts video with fireworks included, and then give away all the.

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Money inside of a red Ferrari and it'd be.

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 3>Behind a Patreon paywall that all the money gets donated to,

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 3>like a cause that I like feel for I'm trying to.

0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Say, and I won't be having to give girls more

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 1>bood jobs.

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:30.480
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it'd probably go to y'all's kids, like or like

0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:32.440
<v Speaker 3>spread between y'all's kids and my families.

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:33.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about that like I.

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:35.640
<v Speaker 5>Can literally do that, and you can, like legally, I

0:34:35.640 --> 0:34:36.319
<v Speaker 5>couldn't do no.

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Like every time I get on an airplane, I fantasize

0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:44.719
<v Speaker 1>about it crashing never mind and thinking about like oh

0:34:44.880 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 1>people no, thinking about me dying and how many people

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:51.880
<v Speaker 1>would talk about me after I die. But then I

0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 1>sober up and I'm like, oh wait, I wouldn't know that.

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I know. Get to read, girl, I'm training. I know

0:34:58.000 --> 0:35:00.760
<v Speaker 1>for a fact, for at least twenty minutes, I'm trending

0:35:00.840 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 1>number one.

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:04.320
<v Speaker 3>On you better pray to God the super Bowl is

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:05.359
<v Speaker 3>it happening at that time?

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 2>And there's not like a halftime show.

0:35:07.000 --> 0:35:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Or fucking like somebody someone dies.

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 2>You better pray to God Addison Ray doesn't release another.

0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Single when you die, I know it's over. It's Captain

0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 1>cooked for me. But what were you saying? Oh, panic attacks, y'all,

0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:21.799
<v Speaker 1>I've been doing this thing.

0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:26.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of like paraly like to para.

0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Para paralyse, I'm paralyzed. Apparently, No guys there say I

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 1>was paralyzed.

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 2>I was just paralyzed, guys, No, seriously.

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 1>But last night and you came home late and I

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 1>had fallen asleep before she had gotten back, and I

0:35:39.200 --> 0:35:42.160
<v Speaker 1>did this. I've been doing this thing like in the

0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:44.360
<v Speaker 1>last like two years, where like I wake up in

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the night like completely no reason why,

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:51.080
<v Speaker 1>with my heart just like pounding. And I did that

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:55.360
<v Speaker 1>last night, and I proceeded to have like a gnarly,

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 1>gnarly panic attack, like a sixteen year old Drew panic attack.

0:35:59.080 --> 0:36:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if y'all know this, but when I

0:36:00.440 --> 0:36:03.800
<v Speaker 1>was sixteen, I was having like the worst panic attax

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:06.800
<v Speaker 1>anxiety in my life. Like it was horrible rands. I

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy. But if you're

0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:13.400
<v Speaker 1>dealing with that, right, now just know soon you'll be

0:36:13.440 --> 0:36:14.040
<v Speaker 1>a podcaster.

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 3>So a podcaster if somebody suffers from like a panic disorder,

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 3>that mic.

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 1>Make it worse, It way worse. But I did it

0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:26.720
<v Speaker 1>last night, like and you came home like scared me awake.

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 1>And then like I wasn't upset with any but for

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>some reason, I was just like viscerally angry. Like I

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:36.920
<v Speaker 1>wasn't angry at anything, but I just had anger flowing

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:41.280
<v Speaker 1>through my body. It was like really crazy vibes.

0:36:41.840 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, I have hormones running through my body that make

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 2>me want to have sex with you.

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh me yeow meow know that part for real?

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 3>Fuck, dude, I'm so sad Drew's going to Texas tomorrow.

0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:07.279
<v Speaker 2>And like we've been so busy that we haven't had

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:09.839
<v Speaker 2>a proper day of sitting on the Actually, that is

0:37:09.920 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 2>literally a fucking lie. We like three times we watched

0:37:12.520 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 2>the whole season a fucking nurse.

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 1>But that's like though I know.

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 3>I was making the props for the podcast while we

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:21.759
<v Speaker 3>were doing that, so it doesn't count. Like I want

0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 3>to just sit on the couch and get nasty and stinky. Yeah,

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:27.879
<v Speaker 3>watch TV with you, But you're fucking.

0:37:27.680 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Leaving, I know, you don't miss me until I'm gone.

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 1>No, that's literally see listen up, y'all. Y'all are all

0:37:36.600 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna miss me when I'm fucking gone, and you're gonna

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:40.799
<v Speaker 1>not make fun of my nasty, gross body.

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I want a few more edits of me, Like

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:47.799
<v Speaker 3>I've seen good edits, but like I need like a

0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:48.239
<v Speaker 3>good edit.

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:49.840
<v Speaker 5>But I'll get you all the content for that. I

0:37:49.840 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 5>don't think I've been getting them enough content. Let me

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:54.160
<v Speaker 5>know if you guys think I'm lacking on the content

0:37:54.200 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 5>of me being beautiful, because like I know the editors

0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 5>are looking for a specific vibe.

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna clip that and make an edit out of

0:38:02.760 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>me rolling my eyes.

0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:07.239
<v Speaker 2>It's like a clip farming story. Let me you all

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:08.120
<v Speaker 2>want to be edited.

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Let me try to get like an in you edit.

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Ah No, I'm not gonna be able to channel it

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:15.640
<v Speaker 1>right now.

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what do you mean like angry?

0:38:17.880 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 1>No? No, like like and like if a man is there,

0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:29.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna fucking kill him with my bare, fucking hands.

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I'm glad that's Oh what was that last one?

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 2>The last one looked like you were drunken about to throw.

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:50.319
<v Speaker 1>Off now velocity edit that. Oh it's gonna eat. I

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:52.280
<v Speaker 1>can see it now, I can.

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:53.359
<v Speaker 2>Picture it now.

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:57.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad that people will always identify my voice with

0:38:57.440 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 3>like the voice of hating men.

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Makes me happy.

0:39:01.680 --> 0:39:03.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a voice of reason, truly.

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 2>But I do love men. There are men in my

0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:07.839
<v Speaker 2>life who I do love. I want to make that bear.

0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:16.680
<v Speaker 2>There's like five Will I ever be pro creating with

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:18.240
<v Speaker 2>the man? Hell the fuck?

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>No, not gonna happen, not on and especially not on

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 1>my watch.

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:26.440
<v Speaker 5>Like I'm sorry, I won't get into it because I

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:27.839
<v Speaker 5>talk about it so often, but like.

0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Having kids and getting married to me is a death sentence,

0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:36.799
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not kidding, Like putting me in a situation

0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:39.400
<v Speaker 2>where like I would, i'll date a man like whatever,

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, like let's have fun. You want to fucking

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:47.520
<v Speaker 2>lock say and hold me hostage and make me bear children.

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:49.520
<v Speaker 1>You're a fucking killer.

0:39:49.760 --> 0:39:55.680
<v Speaker 2>You're literally the pervert, fucking killer, monster, evil, evil demon dark.

0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Like serve now serve no like like give like.

0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I like, can't you've.

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Done it enough this episode?

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 3>But I actually, I un ironically didn't mean to say that,

0:40:08.840 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 3>But you can't bring that up because I really.

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Skipped to thinking.

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:14.759
<v Speaker 3>I get to thinking it's literally a death sentence, Like

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 3>the idea of that feels like somebody's putting me in

0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:19.399
<v Speaker 3>the thing where my head is through like the hole

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 3>and everybody's watching me. Like yeah, it's like it might

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:24.240
<v Speaker 3>as well be a guillotine to me. It's like getting

0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:25.760
<v Speaker 3>stoned in the fucking town square.

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, y'all. We did a thing, like we really, we

0:40:35.760 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>really did.

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Everybody will know.

0:40:39.239 --> 0:40:44.920
<v Speaker 1>We finally met Tricia and it was it was amazing.

0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:47.359
<v Speaker 1>It was I was terrified of her. I was like

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:49.480
<v Speaker 1>shaking in my boots a little bit, but it was

0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 1>genuinely like like I was gooped and gagged like I can't.

0:40:55.000 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>I very rarely get very rarely get gooped and gagged,

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:02.000
<v Speaker 1>like when Beyond was like sixteen feet away from me,

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I was gooped and gagged, Like when Tricia Peydas

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:07.279
<v Speaker 1>hugged me, I was gooped and gagged like I know.

0:41:07.640 --> 0:41:10.880
<v Speaker 3>Also like it was, we did a shoot with Petra

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:11.520
<v Speaker 3>for her brand.

0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:14.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry on essence and Terry uh.

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 3>She asked us to be a part of it, and

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 3>it was Holly Madison, Terry Joe, and Tricia Paydes and

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 3>me and You were like, duh, we're going to be there,

0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 3>and I guess they hadn't told anybody else that we

0:41:24.480 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 3>were going to be there.

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:26.960
<v Speaker 2>So Tricia when she.

0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Saw us, was like, oh, oh my god, like was

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 3>so shocked, and so was Terry. And it was fucking

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 3>awesome and it was such a fun shoot and I

0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:40.000
<v Speaker 3>had so much fun. I love Petra, I love everybody

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 3>was there. Holly was so nice. And Tricia made fun

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:46.200
<v Speaker 3>of us.

0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she made fun of us right to our fucking face. No, No, it.

0:41:50.600 --> 0:41:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Was literally it was the most like, it was so

0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:53.879
<v Speaker 2>funny and.

0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I love it so much I haven't written down.

0:41:58.200 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 2>We were talking to her about our Halloween.

0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Costed yeah, and she was like, oh, like, oh, you

0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:05.800
<v Speaker 1>already did your Halloween costumes and I was like yeah, yeah,

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:08.400
<v Speaker 1>like here's a video of them. And it was like

0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:11.359
<v Speaker 1>the video and you posted on her account and like

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 1>it's the most obscure, like esoteric, niche internet knowledge.

0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:19.160
<v Speaker 3>That like no sense, I don't even I was like

0:42:19.360 --> 0:42:21.960
<v Speaker 3>impressed by how many people interacted with that post. And

0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 3>I was like, it's kind of amazing that that many

0:42:24.320 --> 0:42:27.440
<v Speaker 3>people liked that fucking TikTok, that many people don't know

0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:28.040
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck is.

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:30.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have no they have no idea what the

0:42:30.840 --> 0:42:31.279
<v Speaker 1>fuck was.

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:33.719
<v Speaker 2>They're looking at it, They're looking at nonsense.

0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:37.920
<v Speaker 1>And so like Tricia had like the normal reaction of

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 1>just being like oh, like she literally she literally basically

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:46.880
<v Speaker 1>did like, oh okay, like that audio in real life,

0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, huh, like, you guys are like weird.

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:55.800
<v Speaker 1>And but then she started laughing and she correct herself,

0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 1>but like in a good way, in a good way,

0:42:57.120 --> 0:42:58.840
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, no, we're fucking weird.

0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 2>It's okay, you could say that.

0:43:01.239 --> 0:43:01.359
<v Speaker 5>Like.

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:03.800
<v Speaker 3>It was just so sweet because I feel like she

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 3>she wasn't saying it to be mean. She's like the

0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:08.359
<v Speaker 3>sweetest person I've ever met, and but me Andrew were

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:10.440
<v Speaker 3>just laughing so hard, and I think she thought we

0:43:10.440 --> 0:43:12.799
<v Speaker 3>were making it like she was making fun of us.

0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 1>It was a comedy.

0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:16.000
<v Speaker 2>We literally did. We were like thank you so much.

0:43:16.040 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, I genuinely don't know if there's anything that Tricia

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:20.360
<v Speaker 1>could say to me that would hurt.

0:43:20.239 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 3>My feelings, yeah, because she's said like I don't know,

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 3>she was like she so literally, yeah, she was just

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 3>so nice to us. And we got into a conversation

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:29.160
<v Speaker 3>about how she thought we were really funny, and we

0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 3>were like, that's so funny because we think you're funny,

0:43:31.200 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 3>and she's like, Oh, I don't really find myself to

0:43:33.160 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 3>be funny. I don't think I'm a funny person. Me

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 3>and you were like you were literally tripping because you

0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:39.840
<v Speaker 3>are so fucking funny, Like there are few people on

0:43:39.880 --> 0:43:42.840
<v Speaker 3>this planet who were just to be born naturally funny.

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we're funny, but we definitely have to

0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 3>work home on it, like we had to hone in

0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:50.560
<v Speaker 3>on what makes us funny and we have to like

0:43:50.680 --> 0:43:53.640
<v Speaker 3>think of like things to be funny. And she is

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:57.239
<v Speaker 3>just so naturally funny. It was so awesome and we

0:43:57.239 --> 0:44:00.160
<v Speaker 3>were just cracking up. Also, we sent we said, the

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 3>video on our group chat and Christian goes, I'm genuinely

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:03.640
<v Speaker 3>so broad you.

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Got yeah, yeah, our friend Christian like we made a

0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 1>tick talk with uh Tricia, yeah, Terry, And we sent

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:13.880
<v Speaker 1>it to our friends because we were like, oh, everybody's

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:18.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna be gagged by this, and Christian was like, no,

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 1>like on a real note, like I'm and it was

0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:24.360
<v Speaker 1>like very sincere and real, and I was like, yeah, honestly,

0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:27.920
<v Speaker 1>like this was a big moment, like legitimately like a

0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:32.040
<v Speaker 1>big moment. But yeah, big things coming.

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:35.720
<v Speaker 5>Well, should we get shall we get into some media?

0:44:36.760 --> 0:44:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Some media? Yeah?

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my media of the week before.

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:52.799
<v Speaker 4>I have one one siop oh yeah, Drew, wait, Drew, give.

0:44:52.760 --> 0:45:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Me Drew, sigh up, Drew the sign up. I only

0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 1>have one. Funerals are way too expensive. Air fry my

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:09.320
<v Speaker 1>body when I die, get all crispy.

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 2>I just imagine your body like this big and crispy.

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like when you put a chip bag in the

0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 1>microwave and shrink. That's what happens to my body. And

0:45:18.040 --> 0:45:20.239
<v Speaker 1>people like will run a knife over my body to

0:45:20.239 --> 0:45:21.319
<v Speaker 1>show it crispy my skin.

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:23.439
<v Speaker 3>Guy. Oh, actually, I want to talk about this because

0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 3>we were talking about our friends with this, and specifically

0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Josiah was like, no, no, no, that's awful. But I

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:31.080
<v Speaker 3>was saying, okay, actually no, Now I feel like people

0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:32.319
<v Speaker 3>are gonna make fun of me because I was saying

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:33.799
<v Speaker 3>I love us all so much that like part of

0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:36.120
<v Speaker 3>me does want to get him taxidermied when he died.

0:45:36.160 --> 0:45:39.320
<v Speaker 3>And I think that is a very very polarizing idea.

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 3>People are like very like it's it's just polarizing. You're

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 3>either super down for it, or you think it's disgusting, horrifying,

0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 3>But I really either want to do that or I

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 3>would get his little paw.

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:55.120
<v Speaker 1>And I want to pall or in tail because I

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:56.239
<v Speaker 1>love him so much.

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:59.279
<v Speaker 3>You love it so like y'all can't even get on me,

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:02.360
<v Speaker 3>because bitch, I have a fucking box of cat dust

0:46:02.800 --> 0:46:06.240
<v Speaker 3>and some of my other cat's hair just sitting around.

0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:08.640
<v Speaker 2>How uneventful like that.

0:46:09.080 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Cat does it?

0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Literally cat dust? Like I can't like, I can't look

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:15.839
<v Speaker 2>at it and be like, oh, like she looks my

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 2>little head, my little eddie, Like, bitch, it's a fucking bowl.

0:46:18.920 --> 0:46:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Of ash and it could very well like just be

0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:23.320
<v Speaker 1>dust they collected from the place.

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:26.880
<v Speaker 3>No, it literally could be like Also, I don't believe

0:46:26.920 --> 0:46:30.000
<v Speaker 3>that they're like turning my cat to ash and a

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:31.000
<v Speaker 3>new container.

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:33.120
<v Speaker 2>They're probably fucking burning a bunch of them and being like,

0:46:33.120 --> 0:46:35.200
<v Speaker 2>here's a little bit for this, bitch for this.

0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:37.239
<v Speaker 1>You got like fourteen cats, I got like somebody else.

0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:38.839
<v Speaker 1>You got a tay cat.

0:46:38.840 --> 0:46:40.560
<v Speaker 3>I got a coyote in there for sure, like I

0:46:41.480 --> 0:46:45.120
<v Speaker 3>probably got dogs in there. But yeah, let me know

0:46:45.120 --> 0:46:45.680
<v Speaker 3>what y'all think.

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Actually, don't y'all are also I need to make it

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 1>very clear, You're allowed to talk about me, but not

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:55.360
<v Speaker 1>in a way that hurts my feelings.

0:46:56.000 --> 0:46:57.520
<v Speaker 3>This is your proof that you haven't been in a

0:46:57.600 --> 0:46:59.880
<v Speaker 3>romantic relationship because you haven't thought about how you're going

0:46:59.960 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 3>to communicate with them yet, Like you haven't thought through

0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:03.680
<v Speaker 3>your emotions and then brought it to this.

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:06.960
<v Speaker 2>You're giving them mixed Yeah, you're giving them mixed emotions.

0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:08.520
<v Speaker 2>You're being mean to them.

0:47:08.239 --> 0:47:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Like guys to me.

0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 2>First, Okay, guys, seriously be nice like it.

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Just thank you.

0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Now you guys are okay? Now go on a fancy

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:18.400
<v Speaker 2>date you're paying.

0:47:20.320 --> 0:47:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Are we good? Everybody say we're good?

0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:27.839
<v Speaker 3>I know there's at least one high bitch other who

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:30.839
<v Speaker 3>like acts said we're good.

0:47:31.040 --> 0:47:31.279
<v Speaker 4>Good.

0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:35.839
<v Speaker 1>I need a TikTok of you saying we're good.

0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:39.320
<v Speaker 3>Actually, no, we need to like do well. We'll write

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:41.279
<v Speaker 3>something out for the next episode. But I want to

0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:44.359
<v Speaker 3>scare because I love the way y'all interact online for us,

0:47:44.400 --> 0:47:47.080
<v Speaker 3>because it adds to the lore of the podcast. So

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 3>next episode, we'll script out a little thing where we're

0:47:49.760 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 3>leaving gaps for y'all to respond, And I want y'all

0:47:53.160 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 3>to record your screen to be.

0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 2>Talking to your fucking computer that's hilarious, so that other

0:47:58.400 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 2>people will find they.

0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:05.839
<v Speaker 1>Are like, how do they record this? That's actually so and.

0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:07.320
<v Speaker 2>We'll we'll like leave pockets.

0:48:07.320 --> 0:48:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll make it an easy joke for you all

0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 3>to make or or we'll like write the joke for

0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:14.160
<v Speaker 3>you so you guys can respond. And then it's even

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:16.680
<v Speaker 3>freakier because all of y'all are saying the same joke, like, well,

0:48:16.719 --> 0:48:17.279
<v Speaker 3>we'll make it.

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Work, We'll figure it out, but just be ready for that.

0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:24.040
<v Speaker 2>My media of the week is what's his name? With

0:48:24.160 --> 0:48:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Pierce Morgan, Oh, fucking hannibal.

0:48:29.880 --> 0:48:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Arm and hammer, arm army hammer.

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Him trying to defend his weird ass fucking life, bitch.

0:48:36.320 --> 0:48:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you, him being Pierce Morgan going are you a cannibal?

0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:42.480
<v Speaker 2>And him going do you know what you have to

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:43.360
<v Speaker 2>do to be a cannibal?

0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like my favorite line, and you have to you

0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:50.040
<v Speaker 1>have to eat people, man, and you're going to recreate

0:48:50.080 --> 0:48:51.080
<v Speaker 1>that word for word.

0:48:51.200 --> 0:48:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so stay tuned for that.

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:58.080
<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is, uh, the fact that

0:48:58.160 --> 0:49:01.200
<v Speaker 1>the Mars Rover has been on Mars for a fucking

0:49:01.480 --> 0:49:05.680
<v Speaker 1>decade and has only traveled twenty miles. Bitch, what the

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:08.200
<v Speaker 1>fuck are you doing? Up there, Like it actually pissed

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 1>me off when I found that out, Like literally, we

0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:13.200
<v Speaker 1>spent billions getting you up there, and you're only gonna

0:49:13.239 --> 0:49:17.360
<v Speaker 1>walk fucking twenty miles or scoot around Like it's not

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:19.920
<v Speaker 1>even walking, it's like like barely rolling.

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.719
<v Speaker 2>Is like the travel up there just like lagged out?

0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Why is it so little?

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know? It like literally pissed me off. I

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:27.759
<v Speaker 1>couldn't even read anymore about it, but I was like,

0:49:27.800 --> 0:49:29.440
<v Speaker 1>are you kidding me? I thought it was like traversing

0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:32.359
<v Speaker 1>the whole fucking planet. I guess naively because it's only

0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 1>traveled like like literally two miles a year. Two miles

0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:40.080
<v Speaker 1>a year. I walked that. Yeah, I walk that in

0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:43.360
<v Speaker 1>literally a day. Like get a fucking grip, I do that?

0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:44.239
<v Speaker 2>I Disneyland.

0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Also, why has Taylor Swift been on tour for literally

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:48.080
<v Speaker 1>three fucking years?

0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:49.600
<v Speaker 2>She's like Frankie Valley.

0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:52.319
<v Speaker 3>She's gonna be Franky Valley, Like who the fuck made

0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 3>her sign what contract?

0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not hating at all, I just genuinely want to know,

0:49:56.800 --> 0:49:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Like how the fuck does she do that?

0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:01.799
<v Speaker 3>I hope she she like performs until she's really old.

0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:03.680
<v Speaker 3>Something about that is like kind of cinn. When a

0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:06.360
<v Speaker 3>girl does it, I'm like, per but it is crazy,

0:50:06.480 --> 0:50:08.319
<v Speaker 3>like damn she is big like that.

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Huh my, Oh I was gonna say, but my real

0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:20.120
<v Speaker 1>media is I went and saw Megalopolis and that was

0:50:20.640 --> 0:50:23.279
<v Speaker 1>the single greatest movie I've ever seen in my life.

0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I think all the hate up for it is very

0:50:25.520 --> 0:50:26.600
<v Speaker 1>unjust and unwarranted.

0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh you like it? Did you give it five?

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Uh no, that was the best worst movie I've

0:50:33.600 --> 0:50:36.440
<v Speaker 1>ever seen in my life. That was fucking horrible in everything.

0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:38.360
<v Speaker 5>Now I want to see like the first hour of it.

0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:39.640
<v Speaker 5>I don't need to commit anymore.

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it was. It was rightfully made fun of

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:48.520
<v Speaker 1>into oblivion because there's like so many moments that I'm

0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:51.520
<v Speaker 1>just like, actually, what the fuck was going on? But

0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I will say I left with a full heart because

0:50:57.320 --> 0:51:01.840
<v Speaker 1>it just made me think about how in his head,

0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:05.360
<v Speaker 1>like the the idea behind the movie is like this

0:51:05.480 --> 0:51:07.279
<v Speaker 1>is like his legacy, this is what he wants to

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:09.760
<v Speaker 1>leave behind, This is like where he wants the world

0:51:09.800 --> 0:51:12.760
<v Speaker 1>to end up. Like it was really cute in that sense,

0:51:13.480 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 1>and like you could just feel and like just like

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:20.400
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of like things that like an aging man

0:51:21.480 --> 0:51:25.600
<v Speaker 1>person in general, like goes through and like you can

0:51:25.600 --> 0:51:29.719
<v Speaker 1>feel that in the movie. But yeah, it's like I

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.640
<v Speaker 1>heard like some horror stories on set, like he would

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:35.279
<v Speaker 1>like be late to shooting because he was just like

0:51:35.280 --> 0:51:37.319
<v Speaker 1>smoking hell a weed in his trailer and then he'd

0:51:37.360 --> 0:51:42.120
<v Speaker 1>stumble out and be like because he's like four hundred

0:51:42.200 --> 0:51:45.800
<v Speaker 1>years old directing a movie. Also, he sold his fucking

0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:47.440
<v Speaker 1>winery for it, Like it's cute.

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:49.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's kind of sad, But I guess he doesn't

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 3>need it if he's like that fucking old.

0:51:51.320 --> 0:51:53.279
<v Speaker 1>No, he doesn't give a fuck. He's he just one

0:51:53.360 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 1>of this maid and he got it made. But he

0:51:56.719 --> 0:52:01.280
<v Speaker 1>ruined independent filmmaking. No one's ever gonna trust anybody ever again.

0:52:03.000 --> 0:52:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, my media of the week is Witchy Ta To

0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:12.960
<v Speaker 2>by Harper's Bizarre Time by Culture Club and Crying in

0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 2>the Rain by Carol King. Such good songs. Time well,

0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:20.920
<v Speaker 2>give me time and time makes love.

0:52:22.239 --> 0:52:28.200
<v Speaker 1>My media. My other media is Bliss Bay eight b

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I L S B A E number eight.

0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:45.719
<v Speaker 2>That's with people who like are so good at art

0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 2>in our community putting time into that, like there is

0:52:49.000 --> 0:52:50.279
<v Speaker 2>something so magical about it.

0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:54.520
<v Speaker 1>No, it's really, it's truly truly a beautiful thing. Oh,

0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:57.640
<v Speaker 1>also one last thing and then we can for real go.

0:52:57.760 --> 0:52:59.839
<v Speaker 1>But let me send this to come.

0:53:03.880 --> 0:53:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Like.

0:53:12.800 --> 0:53:14.759
<v Speaker 3>I do want to say, I feel like we don't

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:18.399
<v Speaker 3>talk about it often enough, but to end up this episode, I.

0:53:18.360 --> 0:53:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Want to say at Matt's Underscore Creations, go check.

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:26.480
<v Speaker 3>I do want to say, you guys are fucking awesome

0:53:27.239 --> 0:53:28.560
<v Speaker 3>and I talked about.

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:34.560
<v Speaker 1>For literally an hour today in our interview, like, bitch,

0:53:34.600 --> 0:53:37.080
<v Speaker 1>we are so fucking blessed, and I mean it to

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:42.000
<v Speaker 1>my fucking core. Yeah you have y'all, Like you.

0:53:42.000 --> 0:53:44.440
<v Speaker 3>Guys are so cool and you guys have such a

0:53:44.480 --> 0:53:49.279
<v Speaker 3>deep understanding of just us and it feels awesome and

0:53:49.280 --> 0:53:51.279
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we're so lucky, and y'all are so

0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 3>creative and so good at all the art you make,

0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:56.879
<v Speaker 3>and like the amount of cool art I see come

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:59.160
<v Speaker 3>out of our community genuinely makes me feel like we

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:01.240
<v Speaker 3>got blessed with the fucking masterminds.

0:54:01.480 --> 0:54:04.200
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like, of course, of course you freaks

0:54:04.239 --> 0:54:05.759
<v Speaker 2>are good at art, Like I know.

0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Only makes sense, but literally thank you, because.

0:54:13.080 --> 0:54:16.000
<v Speaker 3>I know when I see good art from you guys

0:54:16.000 --> 0:54:18.160
<v Speaker 3>like it genuinely, the smile that puts on my face

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:22.719
<v Speaker 3>is unronically unreal and thank you guys for continuing to

0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:25.120
<v Speaker 3>listen for so long, because let's get to the end

0:54:25.160 --> 0:54:26.600
<v Speaker 3>of the year. No, all I can think about is

0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe y'all are still here.

0:54:29.320 --> 0:54:33.480
<v Speaker 2>It's very unreal. But don't forget. I'd fucking hit all

0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:35.680
<v Speaker 2>of you in the face and within an instant.

0:54:35.800 --> 0:54:37.919
<v Speaker 1>And don't talk about my body. And don't talk about

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:38.600
<v Speaker 1>my fucking body.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you thought, oh you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought I was being fucking nice to you, you fucking

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<v Speaker 3>freak bitch yup, don't fucking talk about my girl because

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<v Speaker 3>I fight, yep, and I haven't fought in a really

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<v Speaker 3>long time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so i'd probably get my ass beat.

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<v Speaker 3>Nope, but I'd still fight and I would lie if

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<v Speaker 3>I lost.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a that's I'm not even kidding, Like, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>I was sitting outside, like in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 3>night on the phone last night, at like fucking three am,

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<v Speaker 3>sitting on the corner, and somebody was just walking by

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<v Speaker 3>with headphones on this like random girl. And I looked

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<v Speaker 3>at her and she was like on a midnight run,

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<v Speaker 3>which I was like, girl, you're so fucking brave.

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<v Speaker 2>This is dangerous.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I convinced myself that she was crazy and

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<v Speaker 3>she was gonna come over and beat the fuck out

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<v Speaker 3>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought about it. I was like, would I

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<v Speaker 2>go in there and lie and say I beat her ass?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yes, the fuck I, but.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gotten a fight and I got my I beat

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<v Speaker 1>her ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I fucking I killed her ass. Like she's out

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<v Speaker 3>there dead on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would. I think it would be funny

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<v Speaker 1>if I got my ass beat, Like if I initiated,

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<v Speaker 1>if I like it would it would match my energy

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<v Speaker 1>so well if I got beat.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like if I got beat up, it'd be like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh talking on you, No, it would win it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't let you live it down if I if

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you get your ass, be in you like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd make sure you were okay first, and then like

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<v Speaker 1>after a couple of weeks, I'd be like, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what would push me to kill myself. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>win a Thank you guys for watching. See your next

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<v Speaker 2>big sh