Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I have an ARC character Beanie on a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't even really know what Arctarics is,
Speaker 1: and I think it's a popular it's it's a very
Speaker 1: special brand that a lot of people they don't know about,
Speaker 1: like you were saying, and it's a really expensive brand.
Speaker 2: I was saying, I think a lot of people I.
Speaker 1: Don't know about it. Yeah, exactly, So it's a really
Speaker 1: really expensive beanie I have on.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, thank you?
Speaker 3: You know anything, like, can you give us any anecdote
Speaker 3: facts about the uh, the brand?
Speaker 1: Like no, oh, I don't know shit about ship I buy?
Speaker 1: Oh what was I gonna say? Oh, don't talk shit
Speaker 1: about me wearing this fucking shirt again? So soon?
Speaker 2: Wait, did you win wear it? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Not you then, because I know they're gonna have some
Speaker 1: fucking slick shit to say, Oh, Drew wears the same
Speaker 1: thing every fucking episode. Yeah, bitch, I'm saving the earth.
Speaker 1: What are you fucking doing fucking buying a bunch of
Speaker 1: bullshit landfill? No, I wear the things I buy. I
Speaker 1: wore it like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: That was long enough ago. Well, you just get like
Speaker 2: offended now.
Speaker 3: Because everybody thinks you have like three pairs of shirt.
Speaker 2: I like three shirts and three pairs of pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, everybody's fucking toxic to me lately. Stop fucking
Speaker 1: talking about me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought it like you loved.
Speaker 1: No. I love when they talk good about me, but
Speaker 1: when they start like saying slick shit, bitch. Someone someone
Speaker 1: had a full on dissection of my body, my archetype. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know what it feels like to be a girl.
Speaker 2: I was just now. You know, everybody's always like why
Speaker 2: is and you're so angry, like why is yelling at us?
Speaker 2: A bitch? That's why?
Speaker 1: Yes, someone to see people say.
Speaker 2: Things like that.
Speaker 1: Someone had a lot to say about my fucking body,
Speaker 1: things that I am very very insecure about, which don't
Speaker 1: fucking play with me. And then on top of that,
Speaker 1: I saw an entire conversation about my penis size. We
Speaker 1: all know I have a giant fucking wiener, Like it's
Speaker 1: I'm hunger shit.
Speaker 3: You have to, like, you have to really explain this
Speaker 3: to me, because were they saying you had a small
Speaker 3: penis or a big one?
Speaker 1: They just someone said Drew has a big penis. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: And then there was a full on argument about me
Speaker 1: having an extremely average sized penis, which don't fucking play.
Speaker 1: Just don't talk about my fucking penis. I get to
Speaker 1: talk about my penis, y'all. Don't get to talk about
Speaker 1: my penis.
Speaker 3: You know, I never needed to hear you say like
Speaker 3: penis that many.
Speaker 1: Times, penis penis, penis, penis penis.
Speaker 2: And that's how we get the yellow check on our
Speaker 2: video exactly we get that.
Speaker 1: Oh that brings me to my next fucking point. I
Speaker 1: went to best Buy because kaist he stole. He's a thief.
Speaker 1: He's not here.
Speaker 3: This is the second time Kai has just randomly left
Speaker 3: town and taken our stuff with him. He so he
Speaker 3: what he's doing is he's coming into the house taking
Speaker 3: things and then leaving for an extended amount of time.
Speaker 3: So by the time he comes back, we forget that
Speaker 3: he's a fucking thief. Yeah, let him back in the house.
Speaker 1: So he stole from us. He stole SD cards, and
Speaker 1: you bought two SD cards, but one of them didn't
Speaker 1: work for our audio equipment. So I had to go
Speaker 1: to best Buy to buy a micro SD card. And
Speaker 1: I was shopping around best by a little bit. I've
Speaker 1: been wanting to get a Samsung phone for a long time.
Speaker 1: I want the flip one or the fold, the Samsung
Speaker 1: flipper fold. And so I was playing with it for
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: Imagining you and a best Buy alone is really freaking
Speaker 2: me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It was a very simimagining.
Speaker 3: You anywhere alone, like when you went to write it
Speaker 3: and you ran into Petron. She sent me, she sent
Speaker 3: me a picture of you, and I was looking at
Speaker 3: it and I was like, oh my god, when he's
Speaker 3: out there, he really is just out there, like he
Speaker 3: goes outside and he's alone. O.
Speaker 1: No, I stay outside for real? Like where outside? Where outside? Okay?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: One thing about Enya is she's gonna make sure the
Speaker 1: lighting's okay.
Speaker 5: I don't have my glasses on, so I feel like
Speaker 5: I I.
Speaker 1: Can't see, but it looks fine.
Speaker 2: You were in Best Buy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was gonna get one of those dice
Speaker 1: in fans, the one that do the heating, the cooling
Speaker 1: and the purification. Yes, dicing, be like, but then I
Speaker 1: also want one with the humidifier dice and just make
Speaker 1: a fucking fan with hot mode, cool mode, humidifier and
Speaker 1: purifier and sell it for fifteen hundred dollars. People will
Speaker 1: fucking buy it.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, you've been looking at the one you're talking
Speaker 3: about for four fucking years and you refuse to buy
Speaker 3: it because nothing.
Speaker 5: Like that is something that shouldn't be that expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyways, I was looking around and then I
Speaker 1: went back to the phones and I was playing with
Speaker 1: the phone, and I was like, huh, Like, I just
Speaker 1: want to play around with this for a little bit.
Speaker 1: So I went on YouTube to look up just anything,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I'm curious about the emergency
Speaker 1: Inercom channel. What it looks like on here? Looked it up.
Speaker 1: You can't find it on the Samsung phones when you
Speaker 1: look it up. And then I looked up emergency inercom.
Speaker 1: You can't even just look up emergency intercom. And then
Speaker 1: I went through the YouTube page and I couldn't find
Speaker 1: it until I clicked someone's re upload of your power
Speaker 1: point video that we did like years ago. And so
Speaker 1: then and there and the recommended was our channel. I
Speaker 1: clicked on the video. You can't fucking view it. And
Speaker 1: so I went to the channel and you can't fucking
Speaker 1: look at the channel and it's because it's it's because.
Speaker 2: It's like a phone on the floor. So they don't
Speaker 2: want kids to have access to stuff. Damn, we're that bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, I even like took a picture of it.
Speaker 1: You can go to the channel, but you can't fucking
Speaker 1: see the videos.
Speaker 3: Well it's because we opened the episode with you saying,
Speaker 3: stop talking about my penis, penis penis.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's very valid. Stop fucking talking about my
Speaker 1: dick and balls that hang between my fucking leg Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: my massive dick and balls. Might I add bag, I.
Speaker 3: Seriously like hate that you have those body parts. Like
Speaker 3: I can't stress that enough.
Speaker 1: I hate that you have a vagina.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: When I was fourteen, somebody commented on the vine of
Speaker 3: me and my siblings in our bathing suits and said, damn,
Speaker 3: she's packing about me.
Speaker 1: Ah, so well you reclaim because you're hung big ya
Speaker 1: has a hung kouchie.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't have to get into that.
Speaker 3: Older I got, I used to talk about it a lot,
Speaker 3: and then I realized, like people will be pervert about anything,
Speaker 3: and that's like a huge topic to be pervy about.
Speaker 3: Like they literally sell fake cameltoes on Amazon, Like you
Speaker 3: can buy underwear that has patting to give you like
Speaker 3: a huge camel toe because it's like a huge kink people.
Speaker 1: Damn see that's that. I don't need to buy shit
Speaker 1: like that, because just like anything I wear, you can
Speaker 1: just see.
Speaker 3: You should probably buy something to put in your pants
Speaker 3: for when you do Gray Sweatpant Challenge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gray sweatbanch Challenge. I went into the Man. We
Speaker 1: won't get into that, but I looked like ship the
Speaker 1: day I went out by the way and then I
Speaker 1: ran into fucking Petra and that was so embarrassing. And
Speaker 1: then on top of that, she asked like, oh, what
Speaker 1: are you picking up? And she probably thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, like, oh my, like depression meds or like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I'm giving this medica, yeah, percoset like something. Chill bitch.
Speaker 1: I was picking up colon haskapie prep, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: if that doesn't fucking work, I swear to god, y'all
Speaker 1: will never see me again because I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
Speaker 2: So yeah, to be clear, drew it to the doctor.
Speaker 3: And I know you guys are probably like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: like you recorded the episode, the Halloween episode so long ago.
Speaker 3: We literally recorded the Halloween episode basically on Thursday, so
Speaker 3: it has been that long Drew went to the doctor.
Speaker 1: And stuck my dicking balls. I can do whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck I want with my bossy Drew.
Speaker 2: People just like you.
Speaker 1: They're making me fucking insecure recently, So chill out, Chill out,
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 2: They keep talking about myself, like.
Speaker 1: Talking about me positively.
Speaker 3: You guys have been so like, oh my god, she's
Speaker 3: so hot, she's gorgeous, and I'm just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: sup yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, no one's calling me funny.
Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, Drew doesn't take care of himself. Oh
Speaker 1: Drew's so annoying. Oh Drew has an average penis.
Speaker 2: Is disgusting, really bothered.
Speaker 1: What really bothered me was someone called my body disgusting.
Speaker 2: That mean your body is hot.
Speaker 1: I have a disgusting body. I know I have a
Speaker 1: disgusting body.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 3: I would have sex with you know I wouldn't. But
Speaker 3: that's because you're We don't have to get into that.
Speaker 1: I got cupping done, y'all. I got cupping done on
Speaker 1: my back, and no one warned me that. It was
Speaker 1: literally the most painful thing I've ever had in.
Speaker 3: My I'm scared because I've always wanted cupping done, because
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that sounds so nice, like a like
Speaker 3: just like a bit of pressure and like they like
Speaker 3: is in my head. There's like heat involved, And I
Speaker 3: think now they use the ones where like they put
Speaker 3: a fucking think to and they're like a tire pump.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, it's for the people that don't know. Cupping
Speaker 1: is when you go to the masseuse and they fart
Speaker 1: in their hand and they cup it in your face
Speaker 1: like that so you have to smell their parts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird bumps on your back, Yeah, because.
Speaker 1: It's ship particles going into my fucking bloodstream. No, I
Speaker 1: uh uh. It's when they like put all those cups
Speaker 1: on your back and then they basically give you giant
Speaker 1: fucking hickeys. But I didn't know it hurt as bad
Speaker 1: as it hurt. And I know you're probably like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're being such a little bitch, like it didn't hurt
Speaker 1: that bad. No, it literally hurt because one she like
Speaker 1: suction them like way so much. I think it might
Speaker 1: have been her first fucking time doing it too.
Speaker 2: She left it on sash parlor we go to is
Speaker 2: like pretty jangous.
Speaker 1: It's busted as fuck, no offense.
Speaker 2: I love it there and I'll always go.
Speaker 3: But like, I've had like people who give me massages
Speaker 3: there who are literally.
Speaker 1: Just like this, No, they like pet you. I had
Speaker 1: a massage down there at one time where they like
Speaker 1: literally were doing construction above my head and the ceiling
Speaker 1: was putting dust all over my back and when I
Speaker 1: flipped over and looked up, dust was falling into my
Speaker 1: fucking eyes because people were doing construction upstairs during my
Speaker 1: peaceful massage.
Speaker 3: So I've been there before getting a massage and one
Speaker 3: of the workers was in the room next door watching
Speaker 3: like Tella Novella's on their phone loud as fuck. So
Speaker 3: the whole time I was getting the massage, all the
Speaker 3: her was like dum like like literally like it was
Speaker 3: some like silly show. And I was like, cool, cool, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm not relaxing.
Speaker 1: That's Captain cooked.
Speaker 2: Ur.
Speaker 1: I'm Captain cooked.
Speaker 2: I hate the ur ur.
Speaker 1: I'm Captain cook.
Speaker 2: Why did they make that the sound for pirates? Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck does that have to do with me?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Oh, what is it? I don't look that up.
Speaker 1: While I finished telling this, because I did the one
Speaker 1: she sucked the fuck out of my back. Two she
Speaker 1: left them on for like twenty five minutes, which is
Speaker 1: far too long, and I swear to God like when
Speaker 1: she was like taking them off by the end, because
Speaker 1: she did half of my massage first. Then she put
Speaker 1: them on, and then she just left the room for
Speaker 1: a little bit, and it hurts so bad. I like
Speaker 1: had tears like forming in my eyes. And then she
Speaker 1: started taking them off twenty minutes later, and she got
Speaker 1: one off, and then she moved to the second one
Speaker 1: and she tried to get it off, and she shook
Speaker 1: it a little bit and it wouldn't fucking come off.
Speaker 1: And I wanted them off so bad at that point,
Speaker 1: and I started like internally panicking. And then she couldn't
Speaker 1: get it off and she left the room for like
Speaker 1: three minutes. It felt like my skin was like ripping
Speaker 1: and it hurts so bad. And then she started taking
Speaker 1: them off, and like there were like four specifically that
Speaker 1: were hurting me so bad. She left those one for
Speaker 1: last for some reason, and I was like, I almost
Speaker 1: was like, hey, can you get this one off? And
Speaker 1: then like but every time I moved it like ripped
Speaker 1: my skin a little more. It was so miserable. I'm
Speaker 1: really curious.
Speaker 3: I want to go to a different spot and get
Speaker 3: cupping and see if that's how it's supposed to be.
Speaker 3: But I feel like there has to be one of
Speaker 3: y'all out there who's like a cupping fanatic.
Speaker 2: Who could tell us if that's how that's supposed to feel.
Speaker 2: But I feel like we would know, like it.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't hurt like it hurts. Yeah, Like I mean afterwards,
Speaker 1: like let me finish. So I like, she starts like
Speaker 1: wiping my back down, and I guess there was liquid
Speaker 1: coming out of my back because the rag was literally
Speaker 1: like neon pink, which was fucking crazy, and she just
Speaker 1: laid it next to me, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck just happened? And I swear to God y'all
Speaker 1: my back was like, like I thought it would help
Speaker 1: with my back pain because my lower back hurts all
Speaker 1: the time, like twenty four to seven literally just like
Speaker 1: a dull pain. And then like when I walk around
Speaker 1: a lot, like my life, have to leg hurts really bad.
Speaker 1: And that was happening recently because we like went to
Speaker 1: like Halloween, so I was like, oh, maybe this will
Speaker 1: help out a little Halloween. Yeah, maybe this will help
Speaker 1: out a little bit for me, or maybe this will
Speaker 1: help me out a little bit, y'all. It made my
Speaker 1: back pain so much worse, like literally did not help
Speaker 1: me at all. It felt like I had fucking bruises
Speaker 1: all over all over my back because I literally did
Speaker 1: I'm gonna inflict that picture right.
Speaker 2: Here crack like that was the craziest thing.
Speaker 3: She went down to his butt crack like you had
Speaker 3: one straight on like half your crack.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn she was.
Speaker 1: She was trying to suck the poop out of no trying.
Speaker 2: She was like, this man's consipated. I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 1: I had to warn her. I was like, by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm like really consipated. Like, please, don't if you like
Speaker 1: touch my stomach, don't go hard because I don't want
Speaker 1: you to perforate my colon. I swear to.
Speaker 3: God, she's gonna do like a zip popping video, but
Speaker 3: with your colon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that picture is gnar.
Speaker 3: Really, it's really I know, are you gonna like blur
Speaker 3: your butt crack or just show the world your crack.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like crop it out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that socks. I wish you guys.
Speaker 1: Could see his butt crack, no, because they'd probably actually
Speaker 1: actually I might not even fucking put that picture because
Speaker 1: someone's gonna have some fucking shit to say about my nasty,
Speaker 1: fucking gross body.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, apparently, well I found a guy on
Speaker 3: TikTok whose whole thing is like.
Speaker 1: This really shitty.
Speaker 2: It's so dark.
Speaker 3: Did you look up like pictures to see how dark
Speaker 3: the cupping spots were supposed to be when you finished?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: You probably should up because I wonder if, like what
Speaker 3: if that is? But there's I'm sorry, I actually no,
Speaker 3: there's just no way. It feels like that. I feel
Speaker 3: like people would be like.
Speaker 2: Just got copy none. I'm in so much pain like
Speaker 2: people are. I'm so relaxed.
Speaker 1: I was definitely being a bitch, like it definitely is
Speaker 1: not that bad. It's not as bad as I make
Speaker 1: it sound, genuinely, but it hurt me.
Speaker 3: Also, pirates didn't really say arc like they don't know
Speaker 3: that some bitch was just like me.
Speaker 2: Maybe it literally became pop.
Speaker 3: Learn a random film. It became popular in the film
Speaker 3: Treasure Island in nineteen fifty. But nobody knows why the
Speaker 3: fuck he did that. He just took his own kind
Speaker 3: of like with the Joker, Like no one knows why
Speaker 3: they were singing.
Speaker 2: They kind of just decided to sing.
Speaker 3: But I found a guy on TikTok whose whole thing
Speaker 3: is like this really stupid trick where it looks like
Speaker 3: he takes his torso off and like walks. I saw that, Yoh,
Speaker 3: that's his Did you go through his page? That's his
Speaker 3: whole fucking gag. That's literally his whole page.
Speaker 2: And what was he doing? I think he was at
Speaker 2: like a.
Speaker 1: I just saw him walking down the street and he
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 3: I saw a video where he was doing some shit
Speaker 3: like it was like a paid promotion and like he
Speaker 3: was like the act for some show. It was like
Speaker 3: the opening of a basketball game or it was something
Speaker 3: like that, like some big event.
Speaker 2: He was there, he did his trick, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, okay, weird, Like I wonder if he got
Speaker 3: paid to go and do that, Like what else.
Speaker 2: Does he do?
Speaker 3: And I went through his page that is white literally
Speaker 3: all he does. And once I find a page like
Speaker 3: that on TikTok where there's somebody who's like super popular,
Speaker 3: it's like Zach King. Is that the guy's name?
Speaker 2: The magician?
Speaker 1: Once you're down video editor?
Speaker 2: Yeah or what he's not a he like a magician.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a video editor.
Speaker 2: Like, like, I'm sorry. Once you are posting tiktoks via
Speaker 2: a DSLR, it's time to package.
Speaker 1: I know, we don't need to see those fucking poors.
Speaker 1: We really don't need to sell.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see the sharp ass video on
Speaker 3: my iPhone. I'm supposed to see like degenerate, like stupid
Speaker 3: comedic videos.
Speaker 1: Is that supposed to be your phone? Yeah, exactly. Your
Speaker 1: phone is taken out of your pocket, you record the video,
Speaker 1: and you upload it. Like that's what I want to say.
Speaker 3: The magic of TikTok. It's like on Vine when people
Speaker 3: started doing that on Vine? Do you remember at the
Speaker 3: end people would start uploading DSLR content and it just
Speaker 3: made no sense, like ak video, ak video on Vine.
Speaker 1: They've been doing that on TikTok recently. Like one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty frame video or whatever frame per second it
Speaker 1: crashes iPhones.
Speaker 2: You did you ever get that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They like there's like videos that they uploaded on TikTok
Speaker 1: that only androids could see.
Speaker 3: We haven't had the text that crashes iPhone in a while.
Speaker 3: Like has iPhone just fixed their ship that you can't
Speaker 3: just crash someone's phone like that anymore, because remember that
Speaker 3: text that would literally just turn your fucking phone off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we may need to make that the title of
Speaker 1: this episode because the word or no, the tex text.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was literally just but just simp.
Speaker 1: It looked like star, like a shooting star. Yeah. They
Speaker 1: I think they patched that like almost immediately. But that
Speaker 1: shit was so fucking fun, Like I had some mass
Speaker 1: texting people, could you like tweet it and then like
Speaker 1: crash everybody's No.
Speaker 3: I think that was the thing because I got mine
Speaker 3: from Twitter, like somebody had uploaded it to Twitter, and
Speaker 3: that's how I found it, and I copy and pasted
Speaker 3: it from there and started texting it around and I
Speaker 3: literally sent it to easily like twenty people in my
Speaker 3: fucking iPhone. I was like, I'm literally turning all of
Speaker 3: y'all's phones off, especially people who weren't texting me back.
Speaker 3: I sent the fuck out of that shit. Like, if
Speaker 3: you weren't texting me back, I was sending that to
Speaker 3: your phone.
Speaker 1: Get crashed, bitch. Oh literally, the iPhones would be like
Speaker 1: crash out. I'm having a crash out the iPhones after
Speaker 1: getting that text. Oh I'm crashing out, damn Damn, I forgot,
Speaker 1: Damn I forgot, Damn, I forgot. Damn, I'm crashing out.
Speaker 2: Wait what is that? What were they asking her?
Speaker 1: How many equal sides?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 1: And I sauce at these triangles have none?
Speaker 2: How many quarters?
Speaker 1: Does it? It was how many many sides? Yeah? Equal sides?
Speaker 1: And she was like none, and then there, Damn I
Speaker 1: forgot when she said three.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 2: I really can't get on her because what is it too?
Speaker 2: Is it too? I can't I don't even know. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's the two like top one, the bottom is different. Okay,
Speaker 2: but you scared the funk out of me because we
Speaker 2: just we just presented. I saw these triangles recently. If
Speaker 2: you're a constant watcher, a consecutive watcher.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what I did, but I'm killing sauce
Speaker 1: triangles now you're killing them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was fuck mary kill.
Speaker 3: But I don't remember my answers. Oh, I said I
Speaker 3: was gonna kill the perfect triangle.
Speaker 1: What's it called equilateral?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna kill that.
Speaker 1: That's that is odd behavior because I'm marrying the equilateral triangle.
Speaker 3: We don't have to get back into it, like your
Speaker 3: your choice. You do what you want, I do what
Speaker 3: I want.
Speaker 4: One that.
Speaker 1: I saw siles equilateral and then.
Speaker 2: Don't look at me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of it.
Speaker 2: Damn, I forgot, Damn I forgot.
Speaker 3: Well, I had a crazy migraine all day and I
Speaker 3: laid down to take a nap and I immediately knocked
Speaker 3: down and I woke up the least like gracious wake
Speaker 3: up ever. I was drenched in sweat laying on my
Speaker 3: stomach and I woke up like and I like literally
Speaker 3: made a sound.
Speaker 2: I I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then I woke up and it was dark, and
Speaker 3: there was something so jarring about going to sleep when
Speaker 3: it is bright as fuck outside and waking up to darkness,
Speaker 3: Like it's just just like a sad it's sadness. Yeah,
Speaker 3: It's like sadness creeps over me. And I'm like, I
Speaker 3: am such a piece of shit.
Speaker 1: It's like I can't believe I did that, Like I
Speaker 1: can't believe we should not be doing this. Yeah, Napping,
Speaker 1: I think is simultaneously the greatest thing and the worst
Speaker 1: thing you can do, because naps, Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 1: love naps, and I've been trying recently not to take
Speaker 1: as many naps because like, I feel disgusting with my
Speaker 1: disgusted with myself after I wake up. But when I sleep,
Speaker 1: for like, I only take like I try to take
Speaker 1: like twenty six minute naps like that's like the sweet spot.
Speaker 1: Scientifically whatever, it doesn't fucking matter. But if I go
Speaker 1: past like forty five minutes, oh, bitch, Like I wake
Speaker 1: up with like a raging migraine, like I'm shaking in fatigue,
Speaker 1: Like I literally feel like I have HIV or some shit.
Speaker 1: Like it's literally like like all of the same symptoms,
Speaker 1: like I get fever, I feel like I have the flu, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's horrible. But that sweet spot, I
Speaker 1: like if I like when we go out and I
Speaker 1: take my quick little power nap before, like, oh, I
Speaker 1: feel like a brand new fucking person.
Speaker 2: Are you like a brand new person?
Speaker 3: No, I can't do fucking naps, bitch, like, because I
Speaker 3: just want to sleep through the night.
Speaker 2: I genuinely I am somebody who I can sleep for
Speaker 2: fucking ever. And I don't do well. I don't bode
Speaker 2: well with the short naps.
Speaker 1: Because I shout out body, yeah, shout out body. I
Speaker 1: don't bode well. Shout out body, yeah.
Speaker 2: But I fucking hate a short nap. It pisses me off.
Speaker 1: I hate a short king. I literally just hate a
Speaker 1: short king.
Speaker 2: I feel like we have a lot of short Like
Speaker 2: the men who do brave it out and listen to this,
Speaker 2: I feel like are short king?
Speaker 1: No see, I'm thinking the men that brave it oh,
Speaker 1: like the straight men. Yeah, the gay men that listen,
Speaker 1: they're all tall.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, all the all the gay guys who listen tall.
Speaker 1: Actually, I take back the twin comment. I don't think
Speaker 1: y'll are twings unless you want to be, and then
Speaker 1: you can live that life. You can choose to live
Speaker 1: that life.
Speaker 2: You can be that. But like, do you.
Speaker 1: Literally do you fucking Drew you? Speaking of Drew you bitch? Okay,
Speaker 1: So Addison just released Awkward Marine. We don't have to
Speaker 1: get into it. It's Monday, this is going up on Friday.
Speaker 1: You've already heard all the conversations about it. Masterpiece of
Speaker 1: a song. I fear she I mean been claiming it.
Speaker 1: She's the next pop girl. She's gonna have her moment,
Speaker 1: But I don't think she's gonna be like thrusted into
Speaker 1: like pop star status like an Ariana Grande or Olivia
Speaker 1: Rodrigo just yet. Eventually it will be a thing, but
Speaker 1: it's gonna take some time to get there because she
Speaker 1: still has to like convince people that she's not the
Speaker 1: old Addison and she's like this new perceived or new
Speaker 1: woman to be perceived. But in that fucking song, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you heard it, but she texted me
Speaker 1: afterwards and she was like, either way, made this for you.
Speaker 1: I was like, made what? And she was like, make
Speaker 1: a TikTok to it. And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And she was like, Oh, you haven't heard the song yet.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, listen to it. When she said when
Speaker 1: I'll just play it for you, I'll just play it
Speaker 1: for you, You're gonna be fucking gagged because I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it either.
Speaker 2: Like what, I'm confused because I've heard the song. I've
Speaker 2: actually heard it a lot.
Speaker 1: I've been saving onto this. It's coming.
Speaker 2: Mean when I'm talking about Christ.
Speaker 1: Gave me, Drew gave me.
Speaker 2: True, she's not saying.
Speaker 3: She's saying more like, it's literally like I think you're
Speaker 3: having like the schizophrenia Disney adults have when they see
Speaker 3: the hidden Mickeys.
Speaker 2: You're seeing hidden drews Now because.
Speaker 1: No, Lana, Lana also did it. Lana also said my name.
Speaker 1: I mean no, Lana said my name.
Speaker 3: I'll give it to you. A lot of people say
Speaker 3: your name, It's very common. But gave me true, Like, that's.
Speaker 2: The biggest stretch of that joke you've ever done.
Speaker 3: When I saw you write that, like, but I thought
Speaker 3: that you had and I was like, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: I thought there was a part of the song where
Speaker 2: she actually at least sounded like it.
Speaker 1: Because Drew Lets, I still forgot to mention that I
Speaker 1: was wearing this today because we did a very special
Speaker 1: interview that I was really excited for that I wanted
Speaker 1: to dress dapper for and I did not want to
Speaker 1: change before the podcast. But I did bring that up
Speaker 1: in the interview, and.
Speaker 2: The person who was interviewing us was like, what, what.
Speaker 3: Well, I got into funny road rage. I took up
Speaker 3: my friend to's the airport today.
Speaker 6: Oh be a top talent, yeah, everybody ow, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just went to fucking like push my hair back
Speaker 1: and my finger went all the way up like goddamn nose.
Speaker 1: I hope you can see that. I think I like
Speaker 1: literally have a knows I've never had.
Speaker 2: A bloody nose, which I hate, Like I want a boy.
Speaker 1: Let's go do a bunch of blow, let's get you
Speaker 1: fucked up.
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that. That is like such
Speaker 2: an easy way to get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I used to have them really really fucking
Speaker 1: bad when I was a kid, Like wake up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I was twelve, I fucking raided. I went crazy.
Speaker 1: Y'all liked the slops. She's a snow queen from Dallas.
Speaker 2: How do you make your tongue so skinny? When you
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 1: They can't see it like looks fake.
Speaker 3: Well, I got into crazy road rage at the airport today.
Speaker 3: I was like going to pull in and I couldn't tell.
Speaker 1: If this woman, well were they driving?
Speaker 5: They were driving like a smaller audience.
Speaker 1: Do you get the license plate?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, because on the second go kilm for you?
Speaker 2: Oh thank you?
Speaker 1: How was a girl or guy?
Speaker 2: It was the old white lady.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna kill her. True, I'm gonna kill the
Speaker 1: next old white lady. I see?
Speaker 2: Oh thank you? That like actually means so much to me.
Speaker 1: Also, do you saw that ache?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 7: Listen, here Enya's brain, my best friend, my lover's brain.
Speaker 7: If you don't fucking stop hurting my friend. I'm gonna
Speaker 7: get really angry and I'm gonna take you out of
Speaker 7: there and shake you up and make a brain slushy.
Speaker 7: Stop fucking hurting my friend.
Speaker 1: Does that? Did it feel better?
Speaker 3: I was disassociating a bit, so when that, when I
Speaker 3: was disassociating, yes, it did feel better. I actually might
Speaker 3: have made it worse because you were yelling into my ear.
Speaker 7: Yes, in his ears, stop hurting my friend.
Speaker 2: But I got into crazy road rage.
Speaker 3: I was like pulling up trying to get to the
Speaker 3: curb and this woman I couldn't talk, frameing or not,
Speaker 3: and I wasn't even like I hadn't blocked her in
Speaker 3: or anything yet.
Speaker 2: I was being mindful.
Speaker 3: I was being very mindful of other drivers, and I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, I'm not gonna lock her in. But
Speaker 3: she did some shit that pissed me off. Technically, I
Speaker 3: guess I started this and this is very immature of me,
Speaker 3: but I was not having it. But she turned to
Speaker 3: me and like I hadn't moved my car, I hadn't
Speaker 3: blocked her in, but she turned to me and she
Speaker 3: goes and like starts yelling at my window and she's
Speaker 3: like hello, Like I can only imagine this is what
Speaker 3: she was saying because I was trying to read her list,
Speaker 3: but she was like hello, like.
Speaker 2: I need to leave. I need to leave, bitch.
Speaker 1: If you don't care.
Speaker 3: So I laid on my fucking horn, which I fucking
Speaker 3: hate when people do, but I like, I just like
Speaker 3: literally I was holding my steering wheel like this. And
Speaker 3: my immediate reaction to her yelling at me as I
Speaker 3: started laughing and then I went beep and I honked
Speaker 3: at her, and she.
Speaker 2: Was like and she like hit the horn back, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, I like hit it a few times and
Speaker 3: I was laughing really hard.
Speaker 1: She was like and like open face you make is
Speaker 1: so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: That's what she was, dude, Just like like.
Speaker 3: Like so like shocked, like her fucking jowls hit her
Speaker 3: knees like she was pissed at me.
Speaker 2: And she I was like, oh, bitch, you I don't
Speaker 2: I don't do have your She opened her door and
Speaker 2: was about to get out of the car and she's
Speaker 2: looking at me, and she's getting out of the corridor,
Speaker 2: I guess come up to me. And then I started
Speaker 2: laughing really hard, and my friends in the passenger seat
Speaker 2: just laughing at her too. So then I was like
Speaker 2: I saw, like, com me here, and I like was
Speaker 2: like going like this to her, and she was like
Speaker 2: like literally verbally like screamed like that, and then got
Speaker 2: back in her car and looked at me and moved
Speaker 2: up to like block me. So then she moved her
Speaker 2: car in front of me and blocked me, and then
Speaker 2: she hung.
Speaker 1: But she really needed it was wasting.
Speaker 3: Her time, but she fucked up because she like parked
Speaker 3: right in front of me to block me off. At
Speaker 3: this point, everyone's watching and I'm laughing, and usually when
Speaker 3: stuff like that happens and people are watching, I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is kind of embarrassing. But I was like, honestly,
Speaker 3: she fucking started it, and you're old and haggerty, bitch,
Speaker 3: choose your battles because you don't have much.
Speaker 2: Stamina left in this lifetime. And she parked her car
Speaker 2: right in.
Speaker 3: Front of me, so that like I was like, this
Speaker 3: is dumb as fuck, bitch, because I'm about to blow
Speaker 3: your ears out, and I just literally.
Speaker 2: Boo, and she was like like literally it was so funny.
Speaker 3: And then I was like I was like started kissing,
Speaker 3: like like blowing kisses, and then she was trying.
Speaker 2: To match my energy and she was like and like
Speaker 2: figure out, and I was dying laughing.
Speaker 1: She could not match your freak. And then that's for
Speaker 1: damn she did you hear that that reference? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: couldn't at your freak at all. And then I met
Speaker 1: your freak a little bit.
Speaker 3: Drove off embarrassed, and then when I got out, I
Speaker 3: was like laughing and helping my friend get their bags
Speaker 3: out of my car, and I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I just did that in front of you, like that's son,
Speaker 3: and we were cracking up. We were like, no, it's funny.
Speaker 3: And then this younger duo who.
Speaker 2: Was behind us, like this guy came up and he
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Fuck that lady.
Speaker 2: She was being such a bitch to you, and I
Speaker 2: was like, thank you. I'm glad someone else.
Speaker 1: Saw in all women are bitches exactly.
Speaker 2: That's why we need a podcast me exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, should we have a fake podcast conversation where we're
Speaker 1: like acting like straight male podcasters. I mean that's very
Speaker 1: easy for.
Speaker 2: Me, yeah, because that's what I.
Speaker 1: Okay, So wait, I literally just ended the day and
Speaker 1: was playing with.
Speaker 2: Me, So okay, let let's talk like straight guys.
Speaker 3: So wait, what was thet say to us, like the
Speaker 3: gaggeryat all when you're.
Speaker 2: Ready to spill your tea?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was looking up with this fucking nasty bitch
Speaker 3: with huge fucking tits.
Speaker 2: Dude, they were almost too big, and I love big tips.
Speaker 1: Like I would, are you a tits guy or a
Speaker 1: boob guy?
Speaker 3: Honestly tits, but guy, I'm like kind of like I'm
Speaker 3: a bit of both, like it like both need to
Speaker 3: be perfect.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I'm more of a personality guy, right right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm more of a tits guy myself.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool. Cool.
Speaker 1: When there's hairs, I pull them out one by one
Speaker 1: until I find a nerve ending and then I rip
Speaker 1: out the nerve.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That literally like it sends electric shocks through their you
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 3: That just freaked me out and reminded me remember when
Speaker 3: I was convinced for one single day and I did
Speaker 3: nothing about it that I had breast cancer.
Speaker 2: This is kind of gross.
Speaker 1: Well actually it's literally because every time it's like clockwork,
Speaker 1: I have any this period like down like clockworks. I know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have to talk about your fucking period,
Speaker 1: but Inya before her period every single time thinks she
Speaker 1: has breast cancer because my.
Speaker 3: Boobs just hurt so bad, and I'm like, this pain,
Speaker 3: this pain is not normal. But I will be going
Speaker 3: and getting a mammogram because I decided that I need
Speaker 3: to take that part of my health very seriously and
Speaker 3: I need to go get my pap smears and I
Speaker 3: need to get a mammogram.
Speaker 1: And I need to say I always thought pap smears
Speaker 1: were the mammogram.
Speaker 2: No wrench in your pussy and stick there and they're
Speaker 2: like they literally treat your pussy like a cotton. Like
Speaker 2: they go in there and they're.
Speaker 3: Like, let's get the slime sime collector simulator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get the discharge. Let's Oh, every time they
Speaker 1: go up in a girl, it's like a blind box
Speaker 1: because it's like what colors this charge is gonna be?
Speaker 2: And the mystery you always want the mystery one. The
Speaker 2: mystery one is green.
Speaker 1: Gunk and scene.
Speaker 2: Oh was that us talking?
Speaker 3: But I don't think I've talked about this on the podcast,
Speaker 3: But now that enough time has passed, I think I
Speaker 3: can say it.
Speaker 2: One time, this is gross.
Speaker 3: One time I had an infected hair follicle on my
Speaker 3: nipple and it literally squirted out so much puss and
Speaker 3: I thought it was a nerve ending coming out of
Speaker 3: my boob and I sat it. I remember in the
Speaker 3: gym having a true panic attack, like panic attacks for
Speaker 3: me are rare, but I was in the bathroom on
Speaker 3: the floor literally just like I felt that like dull
Speaker 3: pain hit my chest. And then I was taking a
Speaker 3: shower and I was like I couldn't breathe in the
Speaker 3: shower and I was just like, oh my god. And
Speaker 3: that's how I know I'm a pussy and all my suicidal.
Speaker 2: Ideation is fake.
Speaker 3: In that moment, I was like, I'm gonna die. I
Speaker 3: can't believe I'm gonna die. But that's different because I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna die. I want to die in a spectacular way,
Speaker 3: and it's going to be by my own hand.
Speaker 2: My death big, it's gonna be big.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big moment, like it really it really.
Speaker 3: If I lived till like seventy five eighty And I'm
Speaker 3: just like, honestly, I'm done. I mean either gonna like
Speaker 3: smoke Heroin till I fucking die. But then I was
Speaker 3: thinking about that, I was like, that's embarrassing. Because like
Speaker 3: smoking heroines.
Speaker 1: Is like a spectacular way to die.
Speaker 3: I was thinking I'd blow myself up like a Mister
Speaker 3: Beasts video with fireworks included, and then give away all the.
Speaker 1: Money inside of a red Ferrari and it'd be.
Speaker 3: Behind a Patreon paywall that all the money gets donated to,
Speaker 3: like a cause that I like feel for I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: Say, and I won't be having to give girls more
Speaker 1: bood jobs.
Speaker 3: Yes, it'd probably go to y'all's kids, like or like
Speaker 3: spread between y'all's kids and my families.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about that like I.
Speaker 5: Can literally do that, and you can, like legally, I
Speaker 5: couldn't do no.
Speaker 1: Like every time I get on an airplane, I fantasize
Speaker 1: about it crashing never mind and thinking about like oh
Speaker 1: people no, thinking about me dying and how many people
Speaker 1: would talk about me after I die. But then I
Speaker 1: sober up and I'm like, oh wait, I wouldn't know that.
Speaker 1: I know. Get to read, girl, I'm training. I know
Speaker 1: for a fact, for at least twenty minutes, I'm trending
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 3: On you better pray to God the super Bowl is
Speaker 3: it happening at that time?
Speaker 2: And there's not like a halftime show.
Speaker 1: Or fucking like somebody someone dies.
Speaker 2: You better pray to God Addison Ray doesn't release another.
Speaker 1: Single when you die, I know it's over. It's Captain
Speaker 1: cooked for me. But what were you saying? Oh, panic attacks, y'all,
Speaker 1: I've been doing this thing.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like paraly like to para.
Speaker 1: Para paralyse, I'm paralyzed. Apparently, No guys there say I
Speaker 1: was paralyzed.
Speaker 2: I was just paralyzed, guys, No, seriously.
Speaker 1: But last night and you came home late and I
Speaker 1: had fallen asleep before she had gotten back, and I
Speaker 1: did this. I've been doing this thing like in the
Speaker 1: last like two years, where like I wake up in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night like completely no reason why,
Speaker 1: with my heart just like pounding. And I did that
Speaker 1: last night, and I proceeded to have like a gnarly,
Speaker 1: gnarly panic attack, like a sixteen year old Drew panic attack.
Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all know this, but when I
Speaker 1: was sixteen, I was having like the worst panic attax
Speaker 1: anxiety in my life. Like it was horrible rands. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy. But if you're
Speaker 1: dealing with that, right, now just know soon you'll be
Speaker 1: a podcaster.
Speaker 3: So a podcaster if somebody suffers from like a panic disorder,
Speaker 3: that mic.
Speaker 1: Make it worse, It way worse. But I did it
Speaker 1: last night, like and you came home like scared me awake.
Speaker 1: And then like I wasn't upset with any but for
Speaker 1: some reason, I was just like viscerally angry. Like I
Speaker 1: wasn't angry at anything, but I just had anger flowing
Speaker 1: through my body. It was like really crazy vibes.
Speaker 2: Well, I have hormones running through my body that make
Speaker 2: me want to have sex with you.
Speaker 1: Oh me yeow meow know that part for real?
Speaker 3: Fuck, dude, I'm so sad Drew's going to Texas tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And like we've been so busy that we haven't had
Speaker 2: a proper day of sitting on the Actually, that is
Speaker 2: literally a fucking lie. We like three times we watched
Speaker 2: the whole season a fucking nurse.
Speaker 1: But that's like though I know.
Speaker 3: I was making the props for the podcast while we
Speaker 3: were doing that, so it doesn't count. Like I want
Speaker 3: to just sit on the couch and get nasty and stinky. Yeah,
Speaker 3: watch TV with you, But you're fucking.
Speaker 1: Leaving, I know, you don't miss me until I'm gone.
Speaker 2: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
Speaker 1: No, that's literally see listen up, y'all. Y'all are all
Speaker 1: gonna miss me when I'm fucking gone, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: not make fun of my nasty, gross body.
Speaker 3: Okay, I want a few more edits of me, Like
Speaker 3: I've seen good edits, but like I need like a
Speaker 3: good edit.
Speaker 5: But I'll get you all the content for that. I
Speaker 5: don't think I've been getting them enough content. Let me
Speaker 5: know if you guys think I'm lacking on the content
Speaker 5: of me being beautiful, because like I know the editors
Speaker 5: are looking for a specific vibe.
Speaker 1: They're gonna clip that and make an edit out of
Speaker 1: me rolling my eyes.
Speaker 2: It's like a clip farming story. Let me you all
Speaker 2: want to be edited.
Speaker 1: Let me try to get like an in you edit.
Speaker 1: Ah No, I'm not gonna be able to channel it
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean like angry?
Speaker 1: No? No, like like and like if a man is there,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill him with my bare, fucking hands.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm glad that's Oh what was that last one?
Speaker 2: The last one looked like you were drunken about to throw.
Speaker 1: Off now velocity edit that. Oh it's gonna eat. I
Speaker 1: can see it now, I can.
Speaker 2: Picture it now.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that people will always identify my voice with
Speaker 3: like the voice of hating men.
Speaker 2: Makes me happy.
Speaker 1: It's a voice of reason, truly.
Speaker 2: But I do love men. There are men in my
Speaker 2: life who I do love. I want to make that bear.
Speaker 2: There's like five Will I ever be pro creating with
Speaker 2: the man? Hell the fuck?
Speaker 1: No, not gonna happen, not on and especially not on
Speaker 1: my watch.
Speaker 5: Like I'm sorry, I won't get into it because I
Speaker 5: talk about it so often, but like.
Speaker 2: Having kids and getting married to me is a death sentence,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding, Like putting me in a situation
Speaker 2: where like I would, i'll date a man like whatever,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like let's have fun. You want to fucking
Speaker 2: lock say and hold me hostage and make me bear children.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking killer.
Speaker 2: You're literally the pervert, fucking killer, monster, evil, evil demon dark.
Speaker 1: Like serve now serve no like like give like.
Speaker 2: I like, can't you've.
Speaker 1: Done it enough this episode?
Speaker 3: But I actually, I un ironically didn't mean to say that,
Speaker 3: But you can't bring that up because I really.
Speaker 2: Skipped to thinking.
Speaker 3: I get to thinking it's literally a death sentence, Like
Speaker 3: the idea of that feels like somebody's putting me in
Speaker 3: the thing where my head is through like the hole
Speaker 3: and everybody's watching me. Like yeah, it's like it might
Speaker 3: as well be a guillotine to me. It's like getting
Speaker 3: stoned in the fucking town square.
Speaker 1: Whoa, y'all. We did a thing, like we really, we
Speaker 1: really did.
Speaker 2: Everybody will know.
Speaker 1: We finally met Tricia and it was it was amazing.
Speaker 1: It was I was terrified of her. I was like
Speaker 1: shaking in my boots a little bit, but it was
Speaker 1: genuinely like like I was gooped and gagged like I can't.
Speaker 1: I very rarely get very rarely get gooped and gagged,
Speaker 1: like when Beyond was like sixteen feet away from me,
Speaker 1: Like I was gooped and gagged, Like when Tricia Peydas
Speaker 1: hugged me, I was gooped and gagged like I know.
Speaker 3: Also like it was, we did a shoot with Petra
Speaker 3: for her brand.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry on essence and Terry uh.
Speaker 3: She asked us to be a part of it, and
Speaker 3: it was Holly Madison, Terry Joe, and Tricia Paydes and
Speaker 3: me and You were like, duh, we're going to be there,
Speaker 3: and I guess they hadn't told anybody else that we
Speaker 3: were going to be there.
Speaker 2: So Tricia when she.
Speaker 3: Saw us, was like, oh, oh my god, like was
Speaker 3: so shocked, and so was Terry. And it was fucking
Speaker 3: awesome and it was such a fun shoot and I
Speaker 3: had so much fun. I love Petra, I love everybody
Speaker 3: was there. Holly was so nice. And Tricia made fun
Speaker 3: of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she made fun of us right to our fucking face. No, No, it.
Speaker 2: Was literally it was the most like, it was so
Speaker 2: funny and.
Speaker 1: I love it so much I haven't written down.
Speaker 2: We were talking to her about our Halloween.
Speaker 1: Costed yeah, and she was like, oh, like, oh, you
Speaker 1: already did your Halloween costumes and I was like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like here's a video of them. And it was like
Speaker 1: the video and you posted on her account and like
Speaker 1: it's the most obscure, like esoteric, niche internet knowledge.
Speaker 3: That like no sense, I don't even I was like
Speaker 3: impressed by how many people interacted with that post. And
Speaker 3: I was like, it's kind of amazing that that many
Speaker 3: people liked that fucking TikTok, that many people don't know
Speaker 3: what the fuck is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have no they have no idea what the
Speaker 1: fuck was.
Speaker 2: They're looking at it, They're looking at nonsense.
Speaker 1: And so like Tricia had like the normal reaction of
Speaker 1: just being like oh, like she literally she literally basically
Speaker 1: did like, oh okay, like that audio in real life,
Speaker 1: and she was like, huh, like, you guys are like weird.
Speaker 1: And but then she started laughing and she correct herself,
Speaker 1: but like in a good way, in a good way,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, we're fucking weird.
Speaker 2: It's okay, you could say that.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 3: It was just so sweet because I feel like she
Speaker 3: she wasn't saying it to be mean. She's like the
Speaker 3: sweetest person I've ever met, and but me Andrew were
Speaker 3: just laughing so hard, and I think she thought we
Speaker 3: were making it like she was making fun of us.
Speaker 1: It was a comedy.
Speaker 2: We literally did. We were like thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Like, I genuinely don't know if there's anything that Tricia
Speaker 1: could say to me that would hurt.
Speaker 3: My feelings, yeah, because she's said like I don't know,
Speaker 3: she was like she so literally, yeah, she was just
Speaker 3: so nice to us. And we got into a conversation
Speaker 3: about how she thought we were really funny, and we
Speaker 3: were like, that's so funny because we think you're funny,
Speaker 3: and she's like, Oh, I don't really find myself to
Speaker 3: be funny. I don't think I'm a funny person. Me
Speaker 3: and you were like you were literally tripping because you
Speaker 3: are so fucking funny, Like there are few people on
Speaker 3: this planet who were just to be born naturally funny.
Speaker 3: I feel like we're funny, but we definitely have to
Speaker 3: work home on it, like we had to hone in
Speaker 3: on what makes us funny and we have to like
Speaker 3: think of like things to be funny. And she is
Speaker 3: just so naturally funny. It was so awesome and we
Speaker 3: were just cracking up. Also, we sent we said, the
Speaker 3: video on our group chat and Christian goes, I'm genuinely
Speaker 3: so broad you.
Speaker 1: Got yeah, yeah, our friend Christian like we made a
Speaker 1: tick talk with uh Tricia, yeah, Terry, And we sent
Speaker 1: it to our friends because we were like, oh, everybody's
Speaker 1: gonna be gagged by this, and Christian was like, no,
Speaker 1: like on a real note, like I'm and it was
Speaker 1: like very sincere and real, and I was like, yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: like this was a big moment, like legitimately like a
Speaker 1: big moment. But yeah, big things coming.
Speaker 5: Well, should we get shall we get into some media?
Speaker 1: Some media? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my media of the week before.
Speaker 4: I have one one siop oh yeah, Drew, wait, Drew, give.
Speaker 1: Me Drew, sigh up, Drew the sign up. I only
Speaker 1: have one. Funerals are way too expensive. Air fry my
Speaker 1: body when I die, get all crispy.
Speaker 2: I just imagine your body like this big and crispy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you put a chip bag in the
Speaker 1: microwave and shrink. That's what happens to my body. And
Speaker 1: people like will run a knife over my body to
Speaker 1: show it crispy my skin.
Speaker 3: Guy. Oh, actually, I want to talk about this because
Speaker 3: we were talking about our friends with this, and specifically
Speaker 3: Josiah was like, no, no, no, that's awful. But I
Speaker 3: was saying, okay, actually no, Now I feel like people
Speaker 3: are gonna make fun of me because I was saying
Speaker 3: I love us all so much that like part of
Speaker 3: me does want to get him taxidermied when he died.
Speaker 3: And I think that is a very very polarizing idea.
Speaker 3: People are like very like it's it's just polarizing. You're
Speaker 3: either super down for it, or you think it's disgusting, horrifying,
Speaker 3: But I really either want to do that or I
Speaker 3: would get his little paw.
Speaker 1: And I want to pall or in tail because I
Speaker 1: love him so much.
Speaker 3: You love it so like y'all can't even get on me,
Speaker 3: because bitch, I have a fucking box of cat dust
Speaker 3: and some of my other cat's hair just sitting around.
Speaker 2: How uneventful like that.
Speaker 1: Cat does it?
Speaker 2: Literally cat dust? Like I can't like, I can't look
Speaker 2: at it and be like, oh, like she looks my
Speaker 2: little head, my little eddie, Like, bitch, it's a fucking bowl.
Speaker 1: Of ash and it could very well like just be
Speaker 1: dust they collected from the place.
Speaker 3: No, it literally could be like Also, I don't believe
Speaker 3: that they're like turning my cat to ash and a
Speaker 3: new container.
Speaker 2: They're probably fucking burning a bunch of them and being like,
Speaker 2: here's a little bit for this, bitch for this.
Speaker 1: You got like fourteen cats, I got like somebody else.
Speaker 1: You got a tay cat.
Speaker 3: I got a coyote in there for sure, like I
Speaker 3: probably got dogs in there. But yeah, let me know
Speaker 3: what y'all think.
Speaker 1: Actually, don't y'all are also I need to make it
Speaker 1: very clear, You're allowed to talk about me, but not
Speaker 1: in a way that hurts my feelings.
Speaker 3: This is your proof that you haven't been in a
Speaker 3: romantic relationship because you haven't thought about how you're going
Speaker 3: to communicate with them yet, Like you haven't thought through
Speaker 3: your emotions and then brought it to this.
Speaker 2: You're giving them mixed Yeah, you're giving them mixed emotions.
Speaker 2: You're being mean to them.
Speaker 1: Like guys to me.
Speaker 2: First, Okay, guys, seriously be nice like it.
Speaker 1: Just thank you.
Speaker 2: Now you guys are okay? Now go on a fancy
Speaker 2: date you're paying.
Speaker 1: Are we good? Everybody say we're good?
Speaker 3: I know there's at least one high bitch other who
Speaker 3: like acts said we're good.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: I need a TikTok of you saying we're good.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, we need to like do well. We'll write
Speaker 3: something out for the next episode. But I want to
Speaker 3: scare because I love the way y'all interact online for us,
Speaker 3: because it adds to the lore of the podcast. So
Speaker 3: next episode, we'll script out a little thing where we're
Speaker 3: leaving gaps for y'all to respond, And I want y'all
Speaker 3: to record your screen to be.
Speaker 2: Talking to your fucking computer that's hilarious, so that other
Speaker 2: people will find they.
Speaker 1: Are like, how do they record this? That's actually so and.
Speaker 2: We'll we'll like leave pockets.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll make it an easy joke for you all
Speaker 3: to make or or we'll like write the joke for
Speaker 3: you so you guys can respond. And then it's even
Speaker 3: freakier because all of y'all are saying the same joke, like, well,
Speaker 3: we'll make it.
Speaker 1: Work, We'll figure it out, but just be ready for that.
Speaker 2: My media of the week is what's his name? With
Speaker 2: Pierce Morgan, Oh, fucking hannibal.
Speaker 1: Arm and hammer, arm army hammer.
Speaker 2: Him trying to defend his weird ass fucking life, bitch.
Speaker 3: Fuck you, him being Pierce Morgan going are you a cannibal?
Speaker 2: And him going do you know what you have to
Speaker 2: do to be a cannibal?
Speaker 1: It's like my favorite line, and you have to you
Speaker 1: have to eat people, man, and you're going to recreate
Speaker 1: that word for word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so stay tuned for that.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is, uh, the fact that
Speaker 1: the Mars Rover has been on Mars for a fucking
Speaker 1: decade and has only traveled twenty miles. Bitch, what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing? Up there, Like it actually pissed
Speaker 1: me off when I found that out, Like literally, we
Speaker 1: spent billions getting you up there, and you're only gonna
Speaker 1: walk fucking twenty miles or scoot around Like it's not
Speaker 1: even walking, it's like like barely rolling.
Speaker 2: Is like the travel up there just like lagged out?
Speaker 2: Why is it so little?
Speaker 1: I don't know? It like literally pissed me off. I
Speaker 1: couldn't even read anymore about it, but I was like,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I thought it was like traversing
Speaker 1: the whole fucking planet. I guess naively because it's only
Speaker 1: traveled like like literally two miles a year. Two miles
Speaker 1: a year. I walked that. Yeah, I walk that in
Speaker 1: literally a day. Like get a fucking grip, I do that?
Speaker 2: I Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Also, why has Taylor Swift been on tour for literally
Speaker 1: three fucking years?
Speaker 2: She's like Frankie Valley.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be Franky Valley, Like who the fuck made
Speaker 3: her sign what contract?
Speaker 1: I'm not hating at all, I just genuinely want to know,
Speaker 1: Like how the fuck does she do that?
Speaker 3: I hope she she like performs until she's really old.
Speaker 3: Something about that is like kind of cinn. When a
Speaker 3: girl does it, I'm like, per but it is crazy,
Speaker 3: like damn she is big like that.
Speaker 1: Huh my, Oh I was gonna say, but my real
Speaker 1: media is I went and saw Megalopolis and that was
Speaker 1: the single greatest movie I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: I think all the hate up for it is very
Speaker 1: unjust and unwarranted.
Speaker 2: Oh you like it? Did you give it five?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh no, that was the best worst movie I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. That was fucking horrible in everything.
Speaker 5: Now I want to see like the first hour of it.
Speaker 5: I don't need to commit anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It was rightfully made fun of
Speaker 1: into oblivion because there's like so many moments that I'm
Speaker 1: just like, actually, what the fuck was going on? But
Speaker 1: I will say I left with a full heart because
Speaker 1: it just made me think about how in his head,
Speaker 1: like the the idea behind the movie is like this
Speaker 1: is like his legacy, this is what he wants to
Speaker 1: leave behind, This is like where he wants the world
Speaker 1: to end up. Like it was really cute in that sense,
Speaker 1: and like you could just feel and like just like
Speaker 1: a bunch of like things that like an aging man
Speaker 1: person in general, like goes through and like you can
Speaker 1: feel that in the movie. But yeah, it's like I
Speaker 1: heard like some horror stories on set, like he would
Speaker 1: like be late to shooting because he was just like
Speaker 1: smoking hell a weed in his trailer and then he'd
Speaker 1: stumble out and be like because he's like four hundred
Speaker 1: years old directing a movie. Also, he sold his fucking
Speaker 1: winery for it, Like it's cute.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's kind of sad, But I guess he doesn't
Speaker 3: need it if he's like that fucking old.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't give a fuck. He's he just one
Speaker 1: of this maid and he got it made. But he
Speaker 1: ruined independent filmmaking. No one's ever gonna trust anybody ever again.
Speaker 2: Well, my media of the week is Witchy Ta To
Speaker 2: by Harper's Bizarre Time by Culture Club and Crying in
Speaker 2: the Rain by Carol King. Such good songs. Time well,
Speaker 2: give me time and time makes love.
Speaker 1: My media. My other media is Bliss Bay eight b
Speaker 1: I L S B A E number eight.
Speaker 2: That's with people who like are so good at art
Speaker 2: in our community putting time into that, like there is
Speaker 2: something so magical about it.
Speaker 1: No, it's really, it's truly truly a beautiful thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: also one last thing and then we can for real go.
Speaker 1: But let me send this to come.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like.
Speaker 3: I do want to say, I feel like we don't
Speaker 3: talk about it often enough, but to end up this episode, I.
Speaker 1: Want to say at Matt's Underscore Creations, go check.
Speaker 3: I do want to say, you guys are fucking awesome
Speaker 3: and I talked about.
Speaker 1: For literally an hour today in our interview, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: we are so fucking blessed, and I mean it to
Speaker 1: my fucking core. Yeah you have y'all, Like you.
Speaker 3: Guys are so cool and you guys have such a
Speaker 3: deep understanding of just us and it feels awesome and
Speaker 3: I feel like we're so lucky, and y'all are so
Speaker 3: creative and so good at all the art you make,
Speaker 3: and like the amount of cool art I see come
Speaker 3: out of our community genuinely makes me feel like we
Speaker 3: got blessed with the fucking masterminds.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, of course, of course you freaks
Speaker 2: are good at art, Like I know.
Speaker 1: Only makes sense, but literally thank you, because.
Speaker 3: I know when I see good art from you guys
Speaker 3: like it genuinely, the smile that puts on my face
Speaker 3: is unronically unreal and thank you guys for continuing to
Speaker 3: listen for so long, because let's get to the end
Speaker 3: of the year. No, all I can think about is
Speaker 3: I can't believe y'all are still here.
Speaker 2: It's very unreal. But don't forget. I'd fucking hit all
Speaker 2: of you in the face and within an instant.
Speaker 1: And don't talk about my body. And don't talk about
Speaker 1: my fucking body.
Speaker 2: Oh you thought, oh you.
Speaker 3: Thought I was being fucking nice to you, you fucking
Speaker 3: freak bitch yup, don't fucking talk about my girl because
Speaker 3: I fight, yep, and I haven't fought in a really
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 2: No, so i'd probably get my ass beat.
Speaker 3: Nope, but I'd still fight and I would lie if
Speaker 3: I lost.
Speaker 2: That's a that's I'm not even kidding, Like, bitch.
Speaker 3: I was sitting outside, like in the middle of the
Speaker 3: night on the phone last night, at like fucking three am,
Speaker 3: sitting on the corner, and somebody was just walking by
Speaker 3: with headphones on this like random girl. And I looked
Speaker 3: at her and she was like on a midnight run,
Speaker 3: which I was like, girl, you're so fucking brave.
Speaker 2: This is dangerous.
Speaker 3: But then I convinced myself that she was crazy and
Speaker 3: she was gonna come over and beat the fuck out
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 2: And I thought about it. I was like, would I
Speaker 2: go in there and lie and say I beat her ass?
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, the fuck I, but.
Speaker 1: He's gotten a fight and I got my I beat
Speaker 1: her ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I fucking I killed her ass. Like she's out
Speaker 3: there dead on the floor.
Speaker 1: I think I would. I think it would be funny
Speaker 1: if I got my ass beat, Like if I initiated,
Speaker 1: if I like it would it would match my energy
Speaker 1: so well if I got beat.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I got beat up, it'd be like,
Speaker 3: oh talking on you, No, it would win it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let you live it down if I if
Speaker 1: I saw you get your ass, be in you like,
Speaker 1: I'd make sure you were okay first, and then like
Speaker 1: after a couple of weeks, I'd be like, I think.
Speaker 2: That's what would push me to kill myself. You can't
Speaker 2: win a Thank you guys for watching. See your next
Speaker 2: big sh