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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I have an ARC character Beanie on a

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Speaker 1: lot of people don't even really know what Arctarics is,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's a popular it's it's a very

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Speaker 1: special brand that a lot of people they don't know about,

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Speaker 1: like you were saying, and it's a really expensive brand.

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Speaker 2: I was saying, I think a lot of people I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know about it. Yeah, exactly, So it's a really

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Speaker 1: really expensive beanie I have on.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, thank you?

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Speaker 3: You know anything, like, can you give us any anecdote

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Speaker 3: facts about the uh, the brand?

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Speaker 1: Like no, oh, I don't know shit about ship I buy?

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Speaker 1: Oh what was I gonna say? Oh, don't talk shit

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Speaker 1: about me wearing this fucking shirt again? So soon?

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Speaker 2: Wait, did you win wear it? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Not you then, because I know they're gonna have some

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Speaker 1: fucking slick shit to say, Oh, Drew wears the same

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Speaker 1: thing every fucking episode. Yeah, bitch, I'm saving the earth.

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Speaker 1: What are you fucking doing fucking buying a bunch of

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Speaker 1: bullshit landfill? No, I wear the things I buy. I

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Speaker 1: wore it like two weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: That was long enough ago. Well, you just get like

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Speaker 2: offended now.

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Speaker 3: Because everybody thinks you have like three pairs of shirt.

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Speaker 2: I like three shirts and three pairs of pants.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, everybody's fucking toxic to me lately. Stop fucking

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Speaker 1: talking about me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought it like you loved.

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Speaker 1: No. I love when they talk good about me, but

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Speaker 1: when they start like saying slick shit, bitch. Someone someone

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Speaker 1: had a full on dissection of my body, my archetype. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I know what it feels like to be a girl.

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Speaker 2: I was just now. You know, everybody's always like why

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Speaker 2: is and you're so angry, like why is yelling at us?

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Speaker 2: A bitch? That's why?

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Speaker 1: Yes, someone to see people say.

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Speaker 2: Things like that.

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Speaker 1: Someone had a lot to say about my fucking body,

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Speaker 1: things that I am very very insecure about, which don't

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Speaker 1: fucking play with me. And then on top of that,

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Speaker 1: I saw an entire conversation about my penis size. We

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Speaker 1: all know I have a giant fucking wiener, Like it's

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Speaker 1: I'm hunger shit.

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Speaker 3: You have to, like, you have to really explain this

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Speaker 3: to me, because were they saying you had a small

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Speaker 3: penis or a big one?

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Speaker 1: They just someone said Drew has a big penis. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: And then there was a full on argument about me

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Speaker 1: having an extremely average sized penis, which don't fucking play.

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Speaker 1: Just don't talk about my fucking penis. I get to

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Speaker 1: talk about my penis, y'all. Don't get to talk about

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Speaker 3: You know, I never needed to hear you say like

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Speaker 3: penis that many.

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Speaker 1: Times, penis penis, penis, penis penis.

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Speaker 2: And that's how we get the yellow check on our

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Speaker 2: video exactly we get that.

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Speaker 1: Oh that brings me to my next fucking point. I

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Speaker 1: went to best Buy because kaist he stole. He's a thief.

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Speaker 1: He's not here.

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Speaker 3: This is the second time Kai has just randomly left

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Speaker 3: town and taken our stuff with him. He so he

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Speaker 3: what he's doing is he's coming into the house taking

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Speaker 3: So by the time he comes back, we forget that

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Speaker 3: he's a fucking thief. Yeah, let him back in the house.

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Speaker 1: So he stole from us. He stole SD cards, and

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Speaker 1: you bought two SD cards, but one of them didn't

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Speaker 1: work for our audio equipment. So I had to go

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Speaker 1: to best Buy to buy a micro SD card. And

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Speaker 1: I was shopping around best by a little bit. I've

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Speaker 1: been wanting to get a Samsung phone for a long time.

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Speaker 1: I want the flip one or the fold, the Samsung

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Speaker 1: flipper fold. And so I was playing with it for

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Speaker 2: Imagining you and a best Buy alone is really freaking

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It was a very simimagining.

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Speaker 3: You anywhere alone, like when you went to write it

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Speaker 3: and you ran into Petron. She sent me, she sent

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Speaker 3: me a picture of you, and I was looking at

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Speaker 3: it and I was like, oh my god, when he's

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Speaker 1: No, I stay outside for real? Like where outside? Where outside? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 1: One thing about Enya is she's gonna make sure the

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Speaker 5: I don't have my glasses on, so I feel like

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Speaker 1: Can't see, but it looks fine.

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Speaker 2: You were in Best Buy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was gonna get one of those dice

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Speaker 1: in fans, the one that do the heating, the cooling

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Speaker 1: and the purification. Yes, dicing, be like, but then I

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Speaker 1: a fucking fan with hot mode, cool mode, humidifier and

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Speaker 1: purifier and sell it for fifteen hundred dollars. People will

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Speaker 3: Actually, no, you've been looking at the one you're talking

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Speaker 3: it because nothing.

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Speaker 5: Like that is something that shouldn't be that expensive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyways, I was looking around and then I

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Speaker 1: So I went on YouTube to look up just anything,

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Speaker 1: Inercom channel. What it looks like on here? Looked it up.

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Speaker 1: You can't even just look up emergency intercom. And then

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Speaker 1: it until I clicked someone's re upload of your power

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Speaker 1: point video that we did like years ago. And so

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Speaker 1: then and there and the recommended was our channel. I

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Speaker 1: clicked on the video. You can't fucking view it. And

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Speaker 2: It's like a phone on the floor. So they don't

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Speaker 2: want kids to have access to stuff. Damn, we're that bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, I even like took a picture of it.

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Speaker 1: You can go to the channel, but you can't fucking

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Speaker 3: Well it's because we opened the episode with you saying,

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Speaker 3: stop talking about my penis, penis penis.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, that's very valid. Stop fucking talking about my

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Speaker 1: dick and balls that hang between my fucking leg Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: my massive dick and balls. Might I add bag, I.

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Speaker 3: Seriously like hate that you have those body parts. Like

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Speaker 3: I can't stress that enough.

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Speaker 1: I hate that you have a vagina.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say.

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Speaker 3: When I was fourteen, somebody commented on the vine of

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Speaker 3: me and my siblings in our bathing suits and said, damn,

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Speaker 3: she's packing about me.

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Speaker 1: Ah, so well you reclaim because you're hung big ya

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Speaker 1: has a hung kouchie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we don't have to get into that.

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Speaker 3: Older I got, I used to talk about it a lot,

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Speaker 3: and then I realized, like people will be pervert about anything,

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Speaker 3: and that's like a huge topic to be pervy about.

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Speaker 3: Like they literally sell fake cameltoes on Amazon, Like you

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Speaker 3: can buy underwear that has patting to give you like

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Speaker 3: a huge camel toe because it's like a huge kink people.

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Speaker 1: Damn see that's that. I don't need to buy shit

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Speaker 1: like that, because just like anything I wear, you can

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Speaker 3: You should probably buy something to put in your pants

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Speaker 3: for when you do Gray Sweatpant Challenge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Gray sweatbanch Challenge. I went into the Man. We

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Speaker 1: won't get into that, but I looked like ship the

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Speaker 1: day I went out by the way and then I

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Speaker 1: ran into fucking Petra and that was so embarrassing. And

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Speaker 1: then on top of that, she asked like, oh, what

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Speaker 1: gonna say, like, oh my, like depression meds or like, oh,

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Speaker 1: like I'm giving this medica, yeah, percoset like something. Chill bitch.

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Speaker 1: I was picking up colon haskapie prep, Like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: if that doesn't fucking work, I swear to god, y'all

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Speaker 1: will never see me again because I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, to be clear, drew it to the doctor.

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Speaker 3: And I know you guys are probably like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: like you recorded the episode, the Halloween episode so long ago.

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Speaker 3: We literally recorded the Halloween episode basically on Thursday, so

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Speaker 3: it has been that long Drew went to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: And stuck my dicking balls. I can do whatever the

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Speaker 1: fuck I want with my bossy Drew.

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Speaker 2: People just like you.

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Speaker 1: They're making me fucking insecure recently, So chill out, Chill out,

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Speaker 1: you guys.

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Speaker 2: They keep talking about myself, like.

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Speaker 1: Talking about me positively.

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Speaker 3: You guys have been so like, oh my god, she's

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Speaker 3: so hot, she's gorgeous, and I'm just like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I mean, no one's calling me funny.

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Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, Drew doesn't take care of himself. Oh

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Speaker 1: Drew's so annoying. Oh Drew has an average penis.

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Speaker 2: Is disgusting, really bothered.

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Speaker 1: What really bothered me was someone called my body disgusting.

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Speaker 2: That mean your body is hot.

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Speaker 1: I have a disgusting body. I know I have a

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Speaker 1: disgusting body.

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Speaker 2: That's not true.

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Speaker 3: I would have sex with you know I wouldn't. But

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Speaker 3: that's because you're We don't have to get into that.

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Speaker 1: I got cupping done, y'all. I got cupping done on

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Speaker 1: my back, and no one warned me that. It was

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Speaker 1: literally the most painful thing I've ever had in.

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Speaker 3: My I'm scared because I've always wanted cupping done, because

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that sounds so nice, like a like

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Speaker 3: think now they use the ones where like they put

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Speaker 3: a fucking think to and they're like a tire pump.

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Speaker 1: The Yeah, it's for the people that don't know. Cupping

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Speaker 1: is when you go to the masseuse and they fart

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Speaker 1: in their hand and they cup it in your face

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Speaker 1: like that so you have to smell their parts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird bumps on your back, Yeah, because.

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Speaker 1: It's ship particles going into my fucking bloodstream. No, I

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Speaker 1: uh uh. It's when they like put all those cups

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Speaker 1: fucking hickeys. But I didn't know it hurt as bad

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Speaker 1: as it hurt. And I know you're probably like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're being such a little bitch, like it didn't hurt

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Speaker 1: that bad. No, it literally hurt because one she like

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Speaker 1: suction them like way so much. I think it might

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Speaker 1: have been her first fucking time doing it too.

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Speaker 2: She left it on sash parlor we go to is

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Speaker 2: like pretty jangous.

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Speaker 1: It's busted as fuck, no offense.

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Speaker 2: I love it there and I'll always go.

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Speaker 3: But like, I've had like people who give me massages

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Speaker 3: there who are literally.

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Speaker 1: Just like this, No, they like pet you. I had

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Speaker 3: She went down to his butt crack like you had

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Speaker 3: God, she's gonna do like a zip popping video, but

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Speaker 3: Really, it's really I know, are you gonna like blur

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, apparently, well I found a guy on

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Speaker 2: It's so dark.

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Speaker 3: Did you look up like pictures to see how dark

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: You probably should up because I wonder if, like what

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Speaker 2: Just got copy none. I'm in so much pain like

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Speaker 1: I was definitely being a bitch, like it definitely is

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Speaker 3: Also, pirates didn't really say arc like they don't know

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Speaker 2: Maybe it literally became pop.

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Speaker 3: Learn a random film. It became popular in the film

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Speaker 3: fuck he did that. He just took his own kind

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Speaker 3: of like with the Joker, Like no one knows why

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Speaker 2: They kind of just decided to sing.

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Speaker 3: But I found a guy on TikTok whose whole thing

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Speaker 3: that's his Did you go through his page? That's his

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Speaker 2: And what was he doing? I think he was at

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Speaker 2: He was there, he did his trick, and I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, okay, weird, Like I wonder if he got

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Speaker 2: Does he do?

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Speaker 3: And I went through his page that is white literally

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Speaker 3: it's like Zach King. Is that the guy's name?

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Speaker 2: The magician?

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Speaker 1: Once you're down video editor?

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Speaker 2: Yeah or what he's not a he like a magician.

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Speaker 1: He's a he's a video editor.

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Speaker 2: Like, like, I'm sorry. Once you are posting tiktoks via

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Speaker 1: I know, we don't need to see those fucking poors.

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Speaker 1: We really don't need to sell.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to see the sharp ass video on

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Speaker 1: Is that supposed to be your phone? Yeah, exactly. Your

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Speaker 3: The magic of TikTok. It's like on Vine when people

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Speaker 1: They've been doing that on TikTok recently. Like one hundred

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Speaker 2: You did you ever get that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They like there's like videos that they uploaded on TikTok

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Speaker 3: We haven't had the text that crashes iPhone in a while.

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Speaker 3: Like has iPhone just fixed their ship that you can't

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Speaker 3: just crash someone's phone like that anymore, because remember that

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Speaker 3: text that would literally just turn your fucking phone off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we may need to make that the title of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was literally just but just simp.

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Speaker 1: It looked like star, like a shooting star. Yeah. They

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Speaker 1: I think they patched that like almost immediately. But that

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Speaker 1: shit was so fucking fun, Like I had some mass

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Speaker 1: texting people, could you like tweet it and then like

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Speaker 3: I think that was the thing because I got mine

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Speaker 3: I sent the fuck out of that shit. Like, if

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Speaker 3: you weren't texting me back, I was sending that to

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Speaker 1: Get crashed, bitch. Oh literally, the iPhones would be like

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Speaker 1: crash out. I'm having a crash out the iPhones after

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Speaker 1: getting that text. Oh I'm crashing out, damn Damn, I forgot,

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Speaker 1: Damn I forgot, Damn, I forgot. Damn, I'm crashing out.

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Speaker 2: Wait what is that? What were they asking her?

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Speaker 1: How many equal sides?

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Speaker 3: Is?

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Speaker 1: And I sauce at these triangles have none?

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Speaker 2: How many quarters?

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Speaker 1: Does it? It was how many many sides? Yeah? Equal sides?

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Speaker 1: And she was like none, and then there, Damn I

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Speaker 1: forgot when she said three.

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Speaker 3: I see.

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Speaker 2: I really can't get on her because what is it too?

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Speaker 2: Is it too? I can't I don't even know. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's the two like top one, the bottom is different. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but you scared the funk out of me because we

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Speaker 2: just we just presented. I saw these triangles recently. If

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Speaker 2: you're a constant watcher, a consecutive watcher.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember what I did, but I'm killing sauce

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Speaker 1: triangles now you're killing them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was fuck mary kill.

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Speaker 3: But I don't remember my answers. Oh, I said I

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Speaker 1: What's it called equilateral?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna kill that.

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Speaker 1: That's that is odd behavior because I'm marrying the equilateral triangle.

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Speaker 3: We don't have to get back into it, like your

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Speaker 3: your choice. You do what you want, I do what

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Speaker 3: I want.

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Speaker 4: One that.

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Speaker 1: I saw siles equilateral and then.

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Speaker 2: Don't look at me. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of it.

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Speaker 2: Damn, I forgot, Damn I forgot.

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Speaker 3: Well, I had a crazy migraine all day and I

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Speaker 3: laid down to take a nap and I immediately knocked

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00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,960
Speaker 3: down and I woke up the least like gracious wake

446
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:49,399
Speaker 3: up ever. I was drenched in sweat laying on my

447
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,120
Speaker 3: stomach and I woke up like and I like literally

448
00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,280
Speaker 3: made a sound.

449
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,880
Speaker 2: I I was like, oh my god.

450
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,359
Speaker 3: And then I woke up and it was dark, and

451
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,160
Speaker 3: there was something so jarring about going to sleep when

452
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,320
Speaker 3: it is bright as fuck outside and waking up to darkness,

453
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 3: Like it's just just like a sad it's sadness. Yeah,

454
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,560
Speaker 3: It's like sadness creeps over me. And I'm like, I

455
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,880
Speaker 3: am such a piece of shit.

456
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,479
Speaker 1: It's like I can't believe I did that, Like I

457
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 1: can't believe we should not be doing this. Yeah, Napping,

458
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 1: I think is simultaneously the greatest thing and the worst

459
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,840
Speaker 1: thing you can do, because naps, Yeah, I mean, I

460
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,160
Speaker 1: love naps, and I've been trying recently not to take

461
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,480
Speaker 1: as many naps because like, I feel disgusting with my

462
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:38,240
Speaker 1: disgusted with myself after I wake up. But when I sleep,

463
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 1: for like, I only take like I try to take

464
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 1: like twenty six minute naps like that's like the sweet spot.

465
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:46,399
Speaker 1: Scientifically whatever, it doesn't fucking matter. But if I go

466
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 1: past like forty five minutes, oh, bitch, Like I wake

467
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,240
Speaker 1: up with like a raging migraine, like I'm shaking in fatigue,

468
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,600
Speaker 1: Like I literally feel like I have HIV or some shit.

469
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,400
Speaker 1: Like it's literally like like all of the same symptoms,

470
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,679
Speaker 1: like I get fever, I feel like I have the flu, Like,

471
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,639
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's horrible. But that sweet spot, I

472
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 1: like if I like when we go out and I

473
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: take my quick little power nap before, like, oh, I

474
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 1: feel like a brand new fucking person.

475
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 2: Are you like a brand new person?

476
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 3: No, I can't do fucking naps, bitch, like, because I

477
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 3: just want to sleep through the night.

478
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,199
Speaker 2: I genuinely I am somebody who I can sleep for

479
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 2: fucking ever. And I don't do well. I don't bode

480
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,400
Speaker 2: well with the short naps.

481
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 1: Because I shout out body, yeah, shout out body. I

482
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,919
Speaker 1: don't bode well. Shout out body, yeah.

483
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 2: But I fucking hate a short nap. It pisses me off.

484
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 1: I hate a short king. I literally just hate a

485
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 1: short king.

486
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 2: I feel like we have a lot of short Like

487
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 2: the men who do brave it out and listen to this,

488
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 2: I feel like are short king?

489
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: No see, I'm thinking the men that brave it oh,

490
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 1: like the straight men. Yeah, the gay men that listen,

491
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 1: they're all tall.

492
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 2: Like yeah, all the all the gay guys who listen tall.

493
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 1: Actually, I take back the twin comment. I don't think

494
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,959
Speaker 1: y'll are twings unless you want to be, and then

495
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 1: you can live that life. You can choose to live

496
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: that life.

497
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: You can be that. But like, do you.

498
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:16,679
Speaker 1: Literally do you fucking Drew you? Speaking of Drew you bitch? Okay,

499
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 1: So Addison just released Awkward Marine. We don't have to

500
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,359
Speaker 1: get into it. It's Monday, this is going up on Friday.

501
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: You've already heard all the conversations about it. Masterpiece of

502
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: a song. I fear she I mean been claiming it.

503
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: She's the next pop girl. She's gonna have her moment,

504
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 1: But I don't think she's gonna be like thrusted into

505
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: like pop star status like an Ariana Grande or Olivia

506
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: Rodrigo just yet. Eventually it will be a thing, but

507
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 1: it's gonna take some time to get there because she

508
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: still has to like convince people that she's not the

509
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: old Addison and she's like this new perceived or new

510
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 1: woman to be perceived. But in that fucking song, I

511
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: don't know if you heard it, but she texted me

512
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: afterwards and she was like, either way, made this for you.

513
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 1: I was like, made what? And she was like, make

514
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: a TikTok to it. And I was like, what the fuck?

515
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: And she was like, Oh, you haven't heard the song yet.

516
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 1: It's like, no, listen to it. When she said when

517
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: I'll just play it for you, I'll just play it

518
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 1: for you, You're gonna be fucking gagged because I didn't

519
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 1: realize it either.

520
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 2: Like what, I'm confused because I've heard the song. I've

521
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 2: actually heard it a lot.

522
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: I've been saving onto this. It's coming.

523
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 2: Mean when I'm talking about Christ.

524
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 1: Gave me, Drew gave me.

525
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 2: True, she's not saying.

526
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 3: She's saying more like, it's literally like I think you're

527
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 3: having like the schizophrenia Disney adults have when they see

528
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 3: the hidden Mickeys.

529
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: You're seeing hidden drews Now because.

530
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 1: No, Lana, Lana also did it. Lana also said my name.

531
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: I mean no, Lana said my name.

532
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 3: I'll give it to you. A lot of people say

533
00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 3: your name, It's very common. But gave me true, Like, that's.

534
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: The biggest stretch of that joke you've ever done.

535
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 3: When I saw you write that, like, but I thought

536
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 3: that you had and I was like, what does that mean?

537
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 2: I thought there was a part of the song where

538
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 2: she actually at least sounded like it.

539
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: Because Drew Lets, I still forgot to mention that I

540
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: was wearing this today because we did a very special

541
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: interview that I was really excited for that I wanted

542
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: to dress dapper for and I did not want to

543
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: change before the podcast. But I did bring that up

544
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: in the interview, and.

545
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: The person who was interviewing us was like, what, what.

546
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 3: Well, I got into funny road rage. I took up

547
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 3: my friend to's the airport today.

548
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 6: Oh be a top talent, yeah, everybody ow, Oh my god.

549
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 1: I just went to fucking like push my hair back

550
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: and my finger went all the way up like goddamn nose.

551
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 1: I hope you can see that. I think I like

552
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: literally have a knows I've never had.

553
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 2: A bloody nose, which I hate, Like I want a boy.

554
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: Let's go do a bunch of blow, let's get you

555
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: fucked up.

556
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that. That is like such

557
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: an easy way to get that.

558
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I used to have them really really fucking

559
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: bad when I was a kid, Like wake up. Yeah,

560
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: when I was twelve, I fucking raided. I went crazy.

561
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: Y'all liked the slops. She's a snow queen from Dallas.

562
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: How do you make your tongue so skinny? When you

563
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 2: do that?

564
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: They can't see it like looks fake.

565
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 3: Well, I got into crazy road rage at the airport today.

566
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 3: I was like going to pull in and I couldn't tell.

567
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 1: If this woman, well were they driving?

568
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 5: They were driving like a smaller audience.

569
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: Do you get the license plate?

570
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 3: No?

571
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: Okay, because on the second go kilm for you?

572
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: Oh thank you?

573
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: How was a girl or guy?

574
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: It was the old white lady.

575
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna kill her. True, I'm gonna kill the

576
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: next old white lady. I see?

577
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 2: Oh thank you? That like actually means so much to me.

578
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: Also, do you saw that ache?

579
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 2: Yes?

580
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 7: Listen, here Enya's brain, my best friend, my lover's brain.

581
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 7: If you don't fucking stop hurting my friend. I'm gonna

582
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 7: get really angry and I'm gonna take you out of

583
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 7: there and shake you up and make a brain slushy.

584
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 7: Stop fucking hurting my friend.

585
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: Does that? Did it feel better?

586
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 3: I was disassociating a bit, so when that, when I

587
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 3: was disassociating, yes, it did feel better. I actually might

588
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 3: have made it worse because you were yelling into my ear.

589
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 7: Yes, in his ears, stop hurting my friend.

590
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: But I got into crazy road rage.

591
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: I was like pulling up trying to get to the

592
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 3: curb and this woman I couldn't talk, frameing or not,

593
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 3: and I wasn't even like I hadn't blocked her in

594
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 3: or anything yet.

595
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: I was being mindful.

596
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 3: I was being very mindful of other drivers, and I

597
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 3: was like, okay, I'm not gonna lock her in. But

598
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 3: she did some shit that pissed me off. Technically, I

599
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 3: guess I started this and this is very immature of me,

600
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 3: but I was not having it. But she turned to

601
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 3: me and like I hadn't moved my car, I hadn't

602
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: blocked her in, but she turned to me and she

603
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 3: goes and like starts yelling at my window and she's

604
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 3: like hello, Like I can only imagine this is what

605
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 3: she was saying because I was trying to read her list,

606
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 3: but she was like hello, like.

607
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 2: I need to leave. I need to leave, bitch.

608
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: If you don't care.

609
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 3: So I laid on my fucking horn, which I fucking

610
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 3: hate when people do, but I like, I just like

611
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,479
Speaker 3: literally I was holding my steering wheel like this. And

612
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 3: my immediate reaction to her yelling at me as I

613
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 3: started laughing and then I went beep and I honked

614
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 3: at her, and she.

615
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: Was like and she like hit the horn back, and I.

616
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 3: Was like, I like hit it a few times and

617
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 3: I was laughing really hard.

618
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 1: She was like and like open face you make is

619
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: so fucking funny.

620
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 2: That's what she was, dude, Just like like.

621
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 3: Like so like shocked, like her fucking jowls hit her

622
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 3: knees like she was pissed at me.

623
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 2: And she I was like, oh, bitch, you I don't

624
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: I don't do have your She opened her door and

625
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 2: was about to get out of the car and she's

626
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 2: looking at me, and she's getting out of the corridor,

627
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 2: I guess come up to me. And then I started

628
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 2: laughing really hard, and my friends in the passenger seat

629
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: just laughing at her too. So then I was like

630
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: I saw, like, com me here, and I like was

631
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 2: like going like this to her, and she was like

632
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 2: like literally verbally like screamed like that, and then got

633
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: back in her car and looked at me and moved

634
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: up to like block me. So then she moved her

635
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 2: car in front of me and blocked me, and then

636
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 2: she hung.

637
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: But she really needed it was wasting.

638
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 3: Her time, but she fucked up because she like parked

639
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 3: right in front of me to block me off. At

640
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 3: this point, everyone's watching and I'm laughing, and usually when

641
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 3: stuff like that happens and people are watching, I'm like,

642
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 3: this is kind of embarrassing. But I was like, honestly,

643
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 3: she fucking started it, and you're old and haggerty, bitch,

644
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 3: choose your battles because you don't have much.

645
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 2: Stamina left in this lifetime. And she parked her car

646
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: right in.

647
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 3: Front of me, so that like I was like, this

648
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: is dumb as fuck, bitch, because I'm about to blow

649
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 3: your ears out, and I just literally.

650
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 2: Boo, and she was like like literally it was so funny.

651
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: And then I was like I was like started kissing,

652
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 3: like like blowing kisses, and then she was trying.

653
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: To match my energy and she was like and like

654
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 2: figure out, and I was dying laughing.

655
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: She could not match your freak. And then that's for

656
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: damn she did you hear that that reference? Yeah, she

657
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: couldn't at your freak at all. And then I met

658
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: your freak a little bit.

659
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: Drove off embarrassed, and then when I got out, I

660
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 3: was like laughing and helping my friend get their bags

661
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 3: out of my car, and I was like, I'm so sorry.

662
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 3: I just did that in front of you, like that's son,

663
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 3: and we were cracking up. We were like, no, it's funny.

664
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 3: And then this younger duo who.

665
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 2: Was behind us, like this guy came up and he

666
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 2: was like.

667
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: Fuck that lady.

668
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,239
Speaker 2: She was being such a bitch to you, and I

669
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 2: was like, thank you. I'm glad someone else.

670
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: Saw in all women are bitches exactly.

671
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: That's why we need a podcast me exactly.

672
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: Okay, should we have a fake podcast conversation where we're

673
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: like acting like straight male podcasters. I mean that's very

674
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: easy for.

675
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 2: Me, yeah, because that's what I.

676
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: Okay, So wait, I literally just ended the day and

677
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: was playing with.

678
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 2: Me, So okay, let let's talk like straight guys.

679
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 3: So wait, what was thet say to us, like the

680
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 3: gaggeryat all when you're.

681
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 2: Ready to spill your tea?

682
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was looking up with this fucking nasty bitch

683
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 3: with huge fucking tits.

684
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 2: Dude, they were almost too big, and I love big tips.

685
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: Like I would, are you a tits guy or a

686
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: boob guy?

687
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 3: Honestly tits, but guy, I'm like kind of like I'm

688
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 3: a bit of both, like it like both need to

689
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 3: be perfect.

690
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I'm more of a personality guy, right right, No,

691
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm more of a tits guy myself.

692
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool. Cool.

693
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: When there's hairs, I pull them out one by one

694
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: until I find a nerve ending and then I rip

695
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: out the nerve.

696
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

697
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: That literally like it sends electric shocks through their you

698
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: know why.

699
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: That just freaked me out and reminded me remember when

700
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 3: I was convinced for one single day and I did

701
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: nothing about it that I had breast cancer.

702
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: This is kind of gross.

703
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: Well actually it's literally because every time it's like clockwork,

704
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: I have any this period like down like clockworks. I know,

705
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have to talk about your fucking period,

706
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: but Inya before her period every single time thinks she

707
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: has breast cancer because my.

708
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 3: Boobs just hurt so bad, and I'm like, this pain,

709
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: this pain is not normal. But I will be going

710
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 3: and getting a mammogram because I decided that I need

711
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 3: to take that part of my health very seriously and

712
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 3: I need to go get my pap smears and I

713
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 3: need to get a mammogram.

714
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: And I need to say I always thought pap smears

715
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: were the mammogram.

716
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 2: No wrench in your pussy and stick there and they're

717
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: like they literally treat your pussy like a cotton. Like

718
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 2: they go in there and they're.

719
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 3: Like, let's get the slime sime collector simulator.

720
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get the discharge. Let's Oh, every time they

721
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: go up in a girl, it's like a blind box

722
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: because it's like what colors this charge is gonna be?

723
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 2: And the mystery you always want the mystery one. The

724
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 2: mystery one is green.

725
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: Gunk and scene.

726
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 2: Oh was that us talking?

727
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: But I don't think I've talked about this on the podcast,

728
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 3: But now that enough time has passed, I think I

729
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 3: can say it.

730
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 2: One time, this is gross.

731
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 3: One time I had an infected hair follicle on my

732
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 3: nipple and it literally squirted out so much puss and

733
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 3: I thought it was a nerve ending coming out of

734
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 3: my boob and I sat it. I remember in the

735
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 3: gym having a true panic attack, like panic attacks for

736
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: me are rare, but I was in the bathroom on

737
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 3: the floor literally just like I felt that like dull

738
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 3: pain hit my chest. And then I was taking a

739
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 3: shower and I was like I couldn't breathe in the

740
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 3: shower and I was just like, oh my god. And

741
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 3: that's how I know I'm a pussy and all my suicidal.

742
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 2: Ideation is fake.

743
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: In that moment, I was like, I'm gonna die. I

744
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 3: can't believe I'm gonna die. But that's different because I'm

745
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 3: just gonna die. I want to die in a spectacular way,

746
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 3: and it's going to be by my own hand.

747
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 2: My death big, it's gonna be big.

748
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big moment, like it really it really.

749
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 3: If I lived till like seventy five eighty And I'm

750
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 3: just like, honestly, I'm done. I mean either gonna like

751
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 3: smoke Heroin till I fucking die. But then I was

752
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 3: thinking about that, I was like, that's embarrassing. Because like

753
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 3: smoking heroines.

754
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 1: Is like a spectacular way to die.

755
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 3: I was thinking I'd blow myself up like a Mister

756
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 3: Beasts video with fireworks included, and then give away all the.

757
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: Money inside of a red Ferrari and it'd be.

758
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 3: Behind a Patreon paywall that all the money gets donated to,

759
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 3: like a cause that I like feel for I'm trying to.

760
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: Say, and I won't be having to give girls more

761
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: bood jobs.

762
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 3: Yes, it'd probably go to y'all's kids, like or like

763
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 3: spread between y'all's kids and my families.

764
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: I'm talking about that like I.

765
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 5: Can literally do that, and you can, like legally, I

766
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 5: couldn't do no.

767
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: Like every time I get on an airplane, I fantasize

768
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: about it crashing never mind and thinking about like oh

769
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: people no, thinking about me dying and how many people

770
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: would talk about me after I die. But then I

771
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: sober up and I'm like, oh wait, I wouldn't know that.

772
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: I know. Get to read, girl, I'm training. I know

773
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: for a fact, for at least twenty minutes, I'm trending

774
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: number one.

775
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 3: On you better pray to God the super Bowl is

776
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 3: it happening at that time?

777
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: And there's not like a halftime show.

778
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: Or fucking like somebody someone dies.

779
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: You better pray to God Addison Ray doesn't release another.

780
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: Single when you die, I know it's over. It's Captain

781
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: cooked for me. But what were you saying? Oh, panic attacks, y'all,

782
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: I've been doing this thing.

783
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like paraly like to para.

784
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: Para paralyse, I'm paralyzed. Apparently, No guys there say I

785
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: was paralyzed.

786
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: I was just paralyzed, guys, No, seriously.

787
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: But last night and you came home late and I

788
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: had fallen asleep before she had gotten back, and I

789
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: did this. I've been doing this thing like in the

790
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: last like two years, where like I wake up in

791
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: the middle of the night like completely no reason why,

792
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: with my heart just like pounding. And I did that

793
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: last night, and I proceeded to have like a gnarly,

794
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: gnarly panic attack, like a sixteen year old Drew panic attack.

795
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all know this, but when I

796
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: was sixteen, I was having like the worst panic attax

797
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 1: anxiety in my life. Like it was horrible rands. I

798
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy. But if you're

799
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: dealing with that, right, now just know soon you'll be

800
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: a podcaster.

801
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 3: So a podcaster if somebody suffers from like a panic disorder,

802
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 3: that mic.

803
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: Make it worse, It way worse. But I did it

804
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 1: last night, like and you came home like scared me awake.

805
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: And then like I wasn't upset with any but for

806
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: some reason, I was just like viscerally angry. Like I

807
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: wasn't angry at anything, but I just had anger flowing

808
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 1: through my body. It was like really crazy vibes.

809
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 2: Well, I have hormones running through my body that make

810
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: me want to have sex with you.

811
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: Oh me yeow meow know that part for real?

812
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 3: Fuck, dude, I'm so sad Drew's going to Texas tomorrow.

813
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 2: And like we've been so busy that we haven't had

814
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 2: a proper day of sitting on the Actually, that is

815
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 2: literally a fucking lie. We like three times we watched

816
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: the whole season a fucking nurse.

817
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: But that's like though I know.

818
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 3: I was making the props for the podcast while we

819
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 3: were doing that, so it doesn't count. Like I want

820
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: to just sit on the couch and get nasty and stinky. Yeah,

821
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 3: watch TV with you, But you're fucking.

822
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: Leaving, I know, you don't miss me until I'm gone.

823
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

824
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: No, that's literally see listen up, y'all. Y'all are all

825
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: gonna miss me when I'm fucking gone, and you're gonna

826
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: not make fun of my nasty, gross body.

827
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I want a few more edits of me, Like

828
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 3: I've seen good edits, but like I need like a

829
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 3: good edit.

830
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 5: But I'll get you all the content for that. I

831
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 5: don't think I've been getting them enough content. Let me

832
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 5: know if you guys think I'm lacking on the content

833
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 5: of me being beautiful, because like I know the editors

834
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 5: are looking for a specific vibe.

835
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: They're gonna clip that and make an edit out of

836
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: me rolling my eyes.

837
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 2: It's like a clip farming story. Let me you all

838
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: want to be edited.

839
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: Let me try to get like an in you edit.

840
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: Ah No, I'm not gonna be able to channel it

841
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: right now.

842
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean like angry?

843
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: No? No, like like and like if a man is there,

844
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill him with my bare, fucking hands.

845
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm glad that's Oh what was that last one?

846
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: The last one looked like you were drunken about to throw.

847
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: Off now velocity edit that. Oh it's gonna eat. I

848
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 1: can see it now, I can.

849
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 2: Picture it now.

850
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 3: I'm glad that people will always identify my voice with

851
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 3: like the voice of hating men.

852
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: Makes me happy.

853
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: It's a voice of reason, truly.

854
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 2: But I do love men. There are men in my

855
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 2: life who I do love. I want to make that bear.

856
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 2: There's like five Will I ever be pro creating with

857
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 2: the man? Hell the fuck?

858
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: No, not gonna happen, not on and especially not on

859
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: my watch.

860
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 5: Like I'm sorry, I won't get into it because I

861
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 5: talk about it so often, but like.

862
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 2: Having kids and getting married to me is a death sentence,

863
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding, Like putting me in a situation

864
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 2: where like I would, i'll date a man like whatever,

865
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like let's have fun. You want to fucking

866
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 2: lock say and hold me hostage and make me bear children.

867
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: You're a fucking killer.

868
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 2: You're literally the pervert, fucking killer, monster, evil, evil demon dark.

869
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: Like serve now serve no like like give like.

870
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 2: I like, can't you've.

871
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: Done it enough this episode?

872
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 3: But I actually, I un ironically didn't mean to say that,

873
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: But you can't bring that up because I really.

874
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 2: Skipped to thinking.

875
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 3: I get to thinking it's literally a death sentence, Like

876
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: the idea of that feels like somebody's putting me in

877
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 3: the thing where my head is through like the hole

878
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 3: and everybody's watching me. Like yeah, it's like it might

879
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 3: as well be a guillotine to me. It's like getting

880
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 3: stoned in the fucking town square.

881
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: Whoa, y'all. We did a thing, like we really, we

882
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: really did.

883
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 2: Everybody will know.

884
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: We finally met Tricia and it was it was amazing.

885
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: It was I was terrified of her. I was like

886
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: shaking in my boots a little bit, but it was

887
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: genuinely like like I was gooped and gagged like I can't.

888
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: I very rarely get very rarely get gooped and gagged,

889
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: like when Beyond was like sixteen feet away from me,

890
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: Like I was gooped and gagged, Like when Tricia Peydas

891
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: hugged me, I was gooped and gagged like I know.

892
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 3: Also like it was, we did a shoot with Petra

893
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: for her brand.

894
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: I'm sorry on essence and Terry uh.

895
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: She asked us to be a part of it, and

896
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 3: it was Holly Madison, Terry Joe, and Tricia Paydes and

897
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 3: me and You were like, duh, we're going to be there,

898
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 3: and I guess they hadn't told anybody else that we

899
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 3: were going to be there.

900
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 2: So Tricia when she.

901
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 3: Saw us, was like, oh, oh my god, like was

902
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: so shocked, and so was Terry. And it was fucking

903
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 3: awesome and it was such a fun shoot and I

904
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 3: had so much fun. I love Petra, I love everybody

905
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 3: was there. Holly was so nice. And Tricia made fun

906
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 3: of us.

907
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, she made fun of us right to our fucking face. No, No, it.

908
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 2: Was literally it was the most like, it was so

909
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 2: funny and.

910
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: I love it so much I haven't written down.

911
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: We were talking to her about our Halloween.

912
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: Costed yeah, and she was like, oh, like, oh, you

913
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: already did your Halloween costumes and I was like yeah, yeah,

914
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: like here's a video of them. And it was like

915
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: the video and you posted on her account and like

916
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: it's the most obscure, like esoteric, niche internet knowledge.

917
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 3: That like no sense, I don't even I was like

918
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 3: impressed by how many people interacted with that post. And

919
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 3: I was like, it's kind of amazing that that many

920
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 3: people liked that fucking TikTok, that many people don't know

921
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 3: what the fuck is.

922
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have no they have no idea what the

923
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: fuck was.

924
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 2: They're looking at it, They're looking at nonsense.

925
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: And so like Tricia had like the normal reaction of

926
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: just being like oh, like she literally she literally basically

927
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: did like, oh okay, like that audio in real life,

928
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: and she was like, huh, like, you guys are like weird.

929
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: And but then she started laughing and she correct herself,

930
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: but like in a good way, in a good way,

931
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, we're fucking weird.

932
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: It's okay, you could say that.

933
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 5: Like.

934
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 3: It was just so sweet because I feel like she

935
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 3: she wasn't saying it to be mean. She's like the

936
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 3: sweetest person I've ever met, and but me Andrew were

937
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: just laughing so hard, and I think she thought we

938
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 3: were making it like she was making fun of us.

939
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: It was a comedy.

940
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: We literally did. We were like thank you so much.

941
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: Like, I genuinely don't know if there's anything that Tricia

942
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: could say to me that would hurt.

943
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 3: My feelings, yeah, because she's said like I don't know,

944
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 3: she was like she so literally, yeah, she was just

945
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 3: so nice to us. And we got into a conversation

946
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: about how she thought we were really funny, and we

947
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 3: were like, that's so funny because we think you're funny,

948
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 3: and she's like, Oh, I don't really find myself to

949
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 3: be funny. I don't think I'm a funny person. Me

950
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 3: and you were like you were literally tripping because you

951
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 3: are so fucking funny, Like there are few people on

952
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 3: this planet who were just to be born naturally funny.

953
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: I feel like we're funny, but we definitely have to

954
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 3: work home on it, like we had to hone in

955
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 3: on what makes us funny and we have to like

956
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 3: think of like things to be funny. And she is

957
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 3: just so naturally funny. It was so awesome and we

958
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 3: were just cracking up. Also, we sent we said, the

959
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 3: video on our group chat and Christian goes, I'm genuinely

960
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 3: so broad you.

961
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: Got yeah, yeah, our friend Christian like we made a

962
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: tick talk with uh Tricia, yeah, Terry, And we sent

963
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: it to our friends because we were like, oh, everybody's

964
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: gonna be gagged by this, and Christian was like, no,

965
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: like on a real note, like I'm and it was

966
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: like very sincere and real, and I was like, yeah, honestly,

967
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: like this was a big moment, like legitimately like a

968
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: big moment. But yeah, big things coming.

969
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 5: Well, should we get shall we get into some media?

970
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: Some media? Yeah?

971
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: Oh my media of the week before.

972
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 4: I have one one siop oh yeah, Drew, wait, Drew, give.

973
00:44:52,760 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: Me Drew, sigh up, Drew the sign up. I only

974
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: have one. Funerals are way too expensive. Air fry my

975
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: body when I die, get all crispy.

976
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: I just imagine your body like this big and crispy.

977
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you put a chip bag in the

978
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: microwave and shrink. That's what happens to my body. And

979
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: people like will run a knife over my body to

980
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: show it crispy my skin.

981
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 3: Guy. Oh, actually, I want to talk about this because

982
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: we were talking about our friends with this, and specifically

983
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 3: Josiah was like, no, no, no, that's awful. But I

984
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 3: was saying, okay, actually no, Now I feel like people

985
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 3: are gonna make fun of me because I was saying

986
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 3: I love us all so much that like part of

987
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 3: me does want to get him taxidermied when he died.

988
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 3: And I think that is a very very polarizing idea.

989
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 3: People are like very like it's it's just polarizing. You're

990
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 3: either super down for it, or you think it's disgusting, horrifying,

991
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 3: But I really either want to do that or I

992
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 3: would get his little paw.

993
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: And I want to pall or in tail because I

994
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: love him so much.

995
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 3: You love it so like y'all can't even get on me,

996
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 3: because bitch, I have a fucking box of cat dust

997
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 3: and some of my other cat's hair just sitting around.

998
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 2: How uneventful like that.

999
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: Cat does it?

1000
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: Literally cat dust? Like I can't like, I can't look

1001
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 2: at it and be like, oh, like she looks my

1002
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: little head, my little eddie, Like, bitch, it's a fucking bowl.

1003
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: Of ash and it could very well like just be

1004
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: dust they collected from the place.

1005
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 3: No, it literally could be like Also, I don't believe

1006
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: that they're like turning my cat to ash and a

1007
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 3: new container.

1008
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 2: They're probably fucking burning a bunch of them and being like,

1009
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 2: here's a little bit for this, bitch for this.

1010
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: You got like fourteen cats, I got like somebody else.

1011
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: You got a tay cat.

1012
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 3: I got a coyote in there for sure, like I

1013
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 3: probably got dogs in there. But yeah, let me know

1014
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 3: what y'all think.

1015
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: Actually, don't y'all are also I need to make it

1016
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: very clear, You're allowed to talk about me, but not

1017
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: in a way that hurts my feelings.

1018
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 3: This is your proof that you haven't been in a

1019
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 3: romantic relationship because you haven't thought about how you're going

1020
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 3: to communicate with them yet, Like you haven't thought through

1021
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 3: your emotions and then brought it to this.

1022
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: You're giving them mixed Yeah, you're giving them mixed emotions.

1023
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: You're being mean to them.

1024
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: Like guys to me.

1025
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 2: First, Okay, guys, seriously be nice like it.

1026
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: Just thank you.

1027
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 2: Now you guys are okay? Now go on a fancy

1028
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 2: date you're paying.

1029
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: Are we good? Everybody say we're good?

1030
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 3: I know there's at least one high bitch other who

1031
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 3: like acts said we're good.

1032
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 4: Good.

1033
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 1: I need a TikTok of you saying we're good.

1034
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 3: Actually, no, we need to like do well. We'll write

1035
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 3: something out for the next episode. But I want to

1036
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 3: scare because I love the way y'all interact online for us,

1037
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 3: because it adds to the lore of the podcast. So

1038
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 3: next episode, we'll script out a little thing where we're

1039
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 3: leaving gaps for y'all to respond, And I want y'all

1040
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 3: to record your screen to be.

1041
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 2: Talking to your fucking computer that's hilarious, so that other

1042
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: people will find they.

1043
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 1: Are like, how do they record this? That's actually so and.

1044
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 2: We'll we'll like leave pockets.

1045
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 3: Well, we'll make it an easy joke for you all

1046
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 3: to make or or we'll like write the joke for

1047
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 3: you so you guys can respond. And then it's even

1048
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 3: freakier because all of y'all are saying the same joke, like, well,

1049
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 3: we'll make it.

1050
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: Work, We'll figure it out, but just be ready for that.

1051
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: My media of the week is what's his name? With

1052
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 2: Pierce Morgan, Oh, fucking hannibal.

1053
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: Arm and hammer, arm army hammer.

1054
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 2: Him trying to defend his weird ass fucking life, bitch.

1055
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 3: Fuck you, him being Pierce Morgan going are you a cannibal?

1056
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: And him going do you know what you have to

1057
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 2: do to be a cannibal?

1058
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: It's like my favorite line, and you have to you

1059
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: have to eat people, man, and you're going to recreate

1060
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: that word for word.

1061
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, so stay tuned for that.

1062
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: My media of the week is, uh, the fact that

1063
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: the Mars Rover has been on Mars for a fucking

1064
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: decade and has only traveled twenty miles. Bitch, what the

1065
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing? Up there, Like it actually pissed

1066
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: me off when I found that out, Like literally, we

1067
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: spent billions getting you up there, and you're only gonna

1068
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: walk fucking twenty miles or scoot around Like it's not

1069
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: even walking, it's like like barely rolling.

1070
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 2: Is like the travel up there just like lagged out?

1071
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: Why is it so little?

1072
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: I don't know? It like literally pissed me off. I

1073
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: couldn't even read anymore about it, but I was like,

1074
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I thought it was like traversing

1075
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: the whole fucking planet. I guess naively because it's only

1076
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: traveled like like literally two miles a year. Two miles

1077
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: a year. I walked that. Yeah, I walk that in

1078
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: literally a day. Like get a fucking grip, I do that?

1079
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 2: I Disneyland.

1080
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: Also, why has Taylor Swift been on tour for literally

1081
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: three fucking years?

1082
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: She's like Frankie Valley.

1083
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 3: She's gonna be Franky Valley, Like who the fuck made

1084
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 3: her sign what contract?

1085
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm not hating at all, I just genuinely want to know,

1086
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: Like how the fuck does she do that?

1087
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 3: I hope she she like performs until she's really old.

1088
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 3: Something about that is like kind of cinn. When a

1089
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 3: girl does it, I'm like, per but it is crazy,

1090
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 3: like damn she is big like that.

1091
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: Huh my, Oh I was gonna say, but my real

1092
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: media is I went and saw Megalopolis and that was

1093
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: the single greatest movie I've ever seen in my life.

1094
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: I think all the hate up for it is very

1095
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: unjust and unwarranted.

1096
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: Oh you like it? Did you give it five?

1097
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh no, that was the best worst movie I've

1098
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. That was fucking horrible in everything.

1099
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 5: Now I want to see like the first hour of it.

1100
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 5: I don't need to commit anymore.

1101
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It was rightfully made fun of

1102
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: into oblivion because there's like so many moments that I'm

1103
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: just like, actually, what the fuck was going on? But

1104
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: I will say I left with a full heart because

1105
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: it just made me think about how in his head,

1106
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: like the the idea behind the movie is like this

1107
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: is like his legacy, this is what he wants to

1108
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 1: leave behind, This is like where he wants the world

1109
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 1: to end up. Like it was really cute in that sense,

1110
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: and like you could just feel and like just like

1111
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: a bunch of like things that like an aging man

1112
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 1: person in general, like goes through and like you can

1113
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: feel that in the movie. But yeah, it's like I

1114
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: heard like some horror stories on set, like he would

1115
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: like be late to shooting because he was just like

1116
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: smoking hell a weed in his trailer and then he'd

1117
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: stumble out and be like because he's like four hundred

1118
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: years old directing a movie. Also, he sold his fucking

1119
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: winery for it, Like it's cute.

1120
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 3: Oh, that's kind of sad, But I guess he doesn't

1121
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 3: need it if he's like that fucking old.

1122
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't give a fuck. He's he just one

1123
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: of this maid and he got it made. But he

1124
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 1: ruined independent filmmaking. No one's ever gonna trust anybody ever again.

1125
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 2: Well, my media of the week is Witchy Ta To

1126
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 2: by Harper's Bizarre Time by Culture Club and Crying in

1127
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: the Rain by Carol King. Such good songs. Time well,

1128
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 2: give me time and time makes love.

1129
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: My media. My other media is Bliss Bay eight b

1130
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: I L S B A E number eight.

1131
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 2: That's with people who like are so good at art

1132
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 2: in our community putting time into that, like there is

1133
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 2: something so magical about it.

1134
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: No, it's really, it's truly truly a beautiful thing. Oh,

1135
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: also one last thing and then we can for real go.

1136
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: But let me send this to come.

1137
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like.

1138
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 3: I do want to say, I feel like we don't

1139
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 3: talk about it often enough, but to end up this episode, I.

1140
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: Want to say at Matt's Underscore Creations, go check.

1141
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 3: I do want to say, you guys are fucking awesome

1142
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 3: and I talked about.

1143
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: For literally an hour today in our interview, like, bitch,

1144
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: we are so fucking blessed, and I mean it to

1145
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: my fucking core. Yeah you have y'all, Like you.

1146
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 3: Guys are so cool and you guys have such a

1147
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 3: deep understanding of just us and it feels awesome and

1148
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 3: I feel like we're so lucky, and y'all are so

1149
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: creative and so good at all the art you make,

1150
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 3: and like the amount of cool art I see come

1151
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 3: out of our community genuinely makes me feel like we

1152
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,240
Speaker 3: got blessed with the fucking masterminds.

1153
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, of course, of course you freaks

1154
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 2: are good at art, Like I know.

1155
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: Only makes sense, but literally thank you, because.

1156
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 3: I know when I see good art from you guys

1157
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 3: like it genuinely, the smile that puts on my face

1158
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 3: is unronically unreal and thank you guys for continuing to

1159
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 3: listen for so long, because let's get to the end

1160
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: of the year. No, all I can think about is

1161
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 3: I can't believe y'all are still here.

1162
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 2: It's very unreal. But don't forget. I'd fucking hit all

1163
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: of you in the face and within an instant.

1164
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,919
Speaker 1: And don't talk about my body. And don't talk about

1165
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: my fucking body.

1166
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 2: Oh you thought, oh you.

1167
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 3: Thought I was being fucking nice to you, you fucking

1168
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,959
Speaker 3: freak bitch yup, don't fucking talk about my girl because

1169
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 3: I fight, yep, and I haven't fought in a really

1170
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: long time.

1171
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 2: No, so i'd probably get my ass beat.

1172
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: Nope, but I'd still fight and I would lie if

1173
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 3: I lost.

1174
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,720
Speaker 2: That's a that's I'm not even kidding, Like, bitch.

1175
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 3: I was sitting outside, like in the middle of the

1176
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 3: night on the phone last night, at like fucking three am,

1177
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 3: sitting on the corner, and somebody was just walking by

1178
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 3: with headphones on this like random girl. And I looked

1179
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 3: at her and she was like on a midnight run,

1180
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 3: which I was like, girl, you're so fucking brave.

1181
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 2: This is dangerous.

1182
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 3: But then I convinced myself that she was crazy and

1183
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 3: she was gonna come over and beat the fuck out

1184
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 3: of me.

1185
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 2: And I thought about it. I was like, would I

1186
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: go in there and lie and say I beat her ass?

1187
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, the fuck I, but.

1188
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: He's gotten a fight and I got my I beat

1189
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:27,879
Speaker 1: her ass.

1190
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I fucking I killed her ass. Like she's out

1191
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 3: there dead on the floor.

1192
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: I think I would. I think it would be funny

1193
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: if I got my ass beat, Like if I initiated,

1194
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: if I like it would it would match my energy

1195
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,919
Speaker 1: so well if I got beat.

1196
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 3: I feel like if I got beat up, it'd be like,

1197
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 3: oh talking on you, No, it would win it.

1198
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 2: Well.

1199
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let you live it down if I if

1200
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: I saw you get your ass, be in you like,

1201
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: I'd make sure you were okay first, and then like

1202
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: after a couple of weeks, I'd be like, I think.

1203
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,919
Speaker 2: That's what would push me to kill myself. You can't

1204
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,760
Speaker 2: win a Thank you guys for watching. See your next

1205
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 2: big sh