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Speaker 1: this wild, crazy, beautiful world. I guess today, Mark Norman,

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Speaker 1: man this right here. You know you talk a lot

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Speaker 1: of ship. Yeah, hey, we're all gonna die one day.

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Speaker 1: I'm the Jackie Robinson of you know this group Ghetto Boys. Man.

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Speaker 1: You know you do not hesitate to talk about race.

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Speaker 1: You talk about race. Black comics talk about race a

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Speaker 1: I talked about gay black jewe women. That's all fun why.

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Speaker 1: that's that New Orleans spirit New Orleans, but moved to

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Speaker 1: Come on, might as well have a good time with them.

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Speaker 1: They're doing great, and I'm uncircumcised, so terrible. We just

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Speaker 1: I believe that is a huge push for people to

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Speaker 1: make New I mean New Orleans the cuisine capital. Yes

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Speaker 1: You get Ethiopian food, which I don't even know they

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. The sorry little little semen there in the throat.

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Speaker 1: like a crossing guard over here. Mark. Yes. What is

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Speaker 1: to work, psycho. So then just snip snip the old

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Speaker 1: foreskin man. Do you worry about cancel culture catching up

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Speaker 1: to you all the time, but you know you can't,

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Speaker 1: you can't live like they just gotta be you. I

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Speaker 1: When they come out, when they come after you, well,

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Speaker 1: you're going with yeah, yeah, don't judge. Don't judge. Live

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Speaker 1: your kids, pay your bills. Why then, are you worried

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Speaker 1: be my way of no way, you know, like like

418
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: like what makes your way the right way? And that

419
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: way be defended. Your way be defended, but but not

420
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 1: way be defended. You know. That's that's a problem. That's

421
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: why I have a problem with it. And who says

422
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: that I made the black joke about you guys being

423
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: in the black section clearly a joke. But somebody could

424
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: take that clip and go and he's a racist. Look

425
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: at this guy, like, you don't even know me. I

426
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: made a joke. What are you talking about? But they

427
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: don't care. They don't go, oh, maybe it was a joke.

428
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: They go, no, we're gonna we're gonna burn this guy

429
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: at the steak, Like, what are we doing? This is

430
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 1: it was a joke, Like, you're a waste of everybody's

431
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: time here. It's real racist. I wouldn't offended. Willie wasn't offended.

432
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: And I'm offended by a lot of ship really yeah

433
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: I am. But but but I wasn't offended by that

434
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: because I get it. I get comedy. Yeah, I understand

435
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: comedy right and the opening And if I was a comic,

436
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: I take that chance. You know, if if if I

437
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: had that joke, I would have used it. You know

438
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If I was a comic and I

439
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: came up with that ship right, like, yeah, you know,

440
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: probably they would have burned at the stake to Willie,

441
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: if you're black, Willie, Willie can't say that about white people.

442
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 1: I would laugh. I think you wouldn't be funny. If

443
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: Willie said it, I think I would. I would. I

444
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: would say any fucking joke as a comic. The best

445
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: comics are the ones who are uncensored. Well, you're not funny. Well,

446
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: I guess I can be funny sometimes. Well that's not

447
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: what my woman said. That ain't got nothing to do

448
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: with bread. Well, well that's what I'm saying. So why

449
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: are you coming on my ship because it's just not

450
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 1: funny here, But go ahead, I could be more funnier

451
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: than you. Bet you can't. H Come on, let's wait

452
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: just after the show now, now, let's go right now,

453
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: let's go with the jokes right now, all right, okay, yeah,

454
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: he dirty white horse selling the mud. Okay, next joke, okay,

455
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: so so so, so that's this this farmer I'm gonna

456
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: fuck you. Okay, So that's this farmer, right, And these

457
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: two farmers farmer A farmer B. Farmer A tells farm

458
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: A B, Hey, I really like your your farm, and I,

459
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: you know, i'd like to own it someday, and you know,

460
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: I like to home something like this someday. And then

461
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: the other farmer says, well, I tell you what, if

462
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: you can tell it, tell me what it is you're

463
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: sticking up my ass. Uh, you know you can tell

464
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: me what it is. If you can tell me what

465
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: it is I'm sticking up your ass, I'll let you

466
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: have it. So He's like, oh man, I don't know

467
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: about that. So he says, um, you know what. Okay,

468
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: So he goes he goes and gets a carrot and

469
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: sticks to carried up his ass and the guy goes, uh,

470
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: I think that's a carriage, and he said, funk, you're right.

471
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: So then he goes and get a cucumber and he

472
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: sticks the cucumber up his ass and the dudes like,

473
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: fuck fucking cucumber. And then he goes into uh to

474
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: the bathroom and get one of those things that used

475
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: for it is a bathroom. He goes into the bathroom.

476
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: I said, he goes into the bathroom and gets one

477
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 1: of those things that used UH to stop the toilet

478
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: what's called Brad what's it called Bright's But honestly, Marks

479
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: played that game before you got me there nice pack

480
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: my assholes thing and no, but on the on the

481
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: real though, you know, Brad can't funk with me in comedy.

482
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 1: But I like Brad up anytime any day anyway. You know,

483
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: in fact, you know what improv. You I led to

484
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: a comedy night at the Improv. You know we can

485
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: go up there any day and have a battle royale.

486
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying William funnier than you. Okay,

487
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: well we'll see about it. She was sucking she and Willie.

488
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: You see that? What does that mean? It's a great

489
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: hair man. I'm funny. M hmm, you're funny because you

490
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: have great fucking right. That's wisdom. You should see his

491
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: pubes you. Wisdom is different from wisdom, is different from humor. Yeah,

492
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: it's different. Like you know, it doesn't make you make

493
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: you funny. What makes a comedian funny? Delivery delivery timing

494
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: point of view. You gotta have a good angle that

495
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: nobody thought about. You can take some bullshit like that

496
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: joke that Willie just told, but go ahead. Yeah, yeah,

497
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: you can take some like pizza and find a new

498
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: angle in it that no one thought about. But it

499
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: was right there. And that's comedy. It's all about. It's

500
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: almost like seeing ship through the eyes of a kid

501
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: and saying it as an adult. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, funny.

502
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: It's a fascinating thing. Funny, it's a fascinating thing. I

503
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: go all over the country talking to different crowds and

504
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: they all laugh for the same ship. You know, Like,

505
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: here's a joke for you. I met a girl a

506
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: Jewish girl on that Jewish app what's that Jewish appist

507
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: Jewish one? I don't know. I don't PayPal, I don't

508
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: don't put us in this man, it's surprised you didn't

509
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: see it coming. And then you hit him with the

510
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: horrible Jewish stereotype and we laugh. That's how humans are.

511
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: It's great, especially and then when people get mad at

512
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: you for doing dark Ship, you're like, no, no, that's

513
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: what we should be talking about, because we're making light

514
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: of horrible ship. That's a good thing. Are you hilarious

515
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: somewhere that you are an atheist? Oh? Yeah, yeah, big

516
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: as that. Well. I'd love to believe. I wish I believed.

517
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: I just you know, it's like being gay. If you're gay,

518
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: you're gay. If you're not, you're not. I want to believe.

519
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: All my friends are religious, like I went to Catholic

520
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: school when high school, and I don't know. I just

521
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: don't buy it. I'd love to buy it. It'd be

522
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: a happier life. You guys seem happy, but I don't know.

523
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. It's too convenient. Oh you go

524
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: to heaven at the end, It's it's perfect. It's if

525
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: it's perfect. Why is my aunt here? You know? Like

526
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: we could do this all day with dissecting everything. And

527
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: then how if you're Catholic, if you grow up with

528
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: this part, but over here you're Muslim and over here

529
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: you're Jewish, Like, how come those are those real? And

530
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: mine is fake? Or is mine real and those are fake?

531
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it's all it all feels. I

532
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: think it's a nice What what about religion? It makes

533
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: you feel like it's fake. I don't think there's a

534
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: higher being upstairs. I think when we die, we're just

535
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: in the dirt and that's okay, that's a beautiful thing.

536
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: Heaven is a dangerous concept because it's an after party.

537
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: So you think, well, hey, I don't have to worry

538
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: about this time. I got heaven coming up. But this

539
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: time is heaven. This is when you be living because

540
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: there's nothing after it, right, So you subscribe to the

541
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: theory that you know you make your heaven in your

542
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: hell right here? Exactly, how do you explain liquid that

543
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: can turn into a lump that can turn into a

544
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: human being. Well, I'm a big evolution douche. So you

545
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: think we came from ape? I think we came from

546
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: fish to man. Why the motherfucker's can't drive cars? Then, well,

547
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: we got more, we got more advanced, evolved. Why didn't

548
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: they evolved in it? We evolved? I'm just asking questions.

549
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm a strong believer that there's something bigger

550
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: than me. Probably I can't justify sitting on a big

551
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: gass ball spinning in the middle of nowhere with barter's

552
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: stuck to that bitch and we're surviving and there's nothing

553
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: else and and and we're responsible for that. I'm not

554
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna buy that. I'm down with you, though

555
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: science can for me. I want to see signs. Do it,

556
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: make signs? Do it? Get Neil de grass Tyson in here.

557
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 1: He could do it better than me. But I'm in

558
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: science to make that ball spending the mill and no

559
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: fucking wear with water stuck to it and life growing.

560
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: I want to see science do that. Let me ask

561
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: you that we got cancer. Somebody dies of cancer, my my,

562
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: my dad dies of cancer. Let's say why did God

563
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: do that? The cancer, the medical um community, they gave it.

564
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you no listen and this is real ship.

565
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: I feel like the U. S. D A. Did that.

566
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: I feel like the United States government injected cancer in

567
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: the food that we eat. Why why would then, why

568
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: do some people getting some people don't because some people

569
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: have stronger immune systems, But why would God give some

570
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: people weaker immune systems? Well, God didn't do that. See

571
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: it's all very convenient when it's bad. He didn't do

572
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: it when it's great. He did it. Well, let me

573
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: let me say this. If God gave everybody a strong

574
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: or weak immune system, then you know we're not giving

575
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: God the credit that he deserves. Because God, my concept,

576
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: God is life, and it made life. I made life.

577
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: You know, he makes He makes the grass grow, He

578
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: makes the fish in the sea grow. You know, you

579
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 1: make a tree grow from from a seed. You know

580
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: that's God. If you didn't take care of your body

581
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: growing up, that's not God's fault nature. And and I'm

582
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: never gonna try to push my my my religious beliefs

583
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: on you all, Willie. But I do know it's something

584
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: bigger than me. I watched, I watched, Yeah, I watched

585
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 1: the little girl breached, breached, cut out like a C section,

586
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: cut out and alive and grew to be some ship

587
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: that I can't even explain what the funk it is.

588
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: But I saw it. I got up watch my kids

589
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: grow up, man, so I know it's something way fucking

590
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: bigger than me. Get up to the doctor on that one.

591
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: Now that wasn't the doctor. I was in there, so

592
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: I was in there and I ground. I was like,

593
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: oh ship, yeah, yeah. I think ten tho years ago

594
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: she might not or not five thousand, or she might

595
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: not have lived because we didn't have the technology years ago,

596
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: fifty years ago. So I don't know. I just think, hey,

597
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: give us some credit. Plus, where the hell is this guy?

598
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: He could say he's gonna show up, he had to

599
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: show up. I'm not gonna laugh it then, Mom, I'm

600
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: just saying he's rather dead be dead. Jesus is on

601
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: the cross, like, hey, Dad, you're all powering. You can't

602
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: throw me a bone here. These guys are slaughtering me.

603
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: I just don't I don't get it. I don't know

604
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: it's all. It's all when the when the guy makes

605
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: a touchdown, thank you God, I couldn't be here. When

606
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: he misses, he doesn't go, what the funk, asshole? What

607
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: about the guy who also believes in God that he

608
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: made the touchdown? On exactly great point. It's very convenient,

609
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: and I don't want to shoot on anybody's religion. And look,

610
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: religious people are happier, they live longer. There are a

611
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: lot of people, especially people in Congress, who all who

612
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: all claim to be religious, and their devils and in

613
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: Congress on police forces all around this country, straight devils,

614
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: straight people, straight demonic people. So I don't, I don't

615
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: subscribe to that. You know, it's very religious, isis, They're

616
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: very religious. The clan is very they believe in they

617
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: believe in Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ was hockey fucking

618
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: done with this guy. Hey, I can say it, that's

619
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: my n word. But you know, look the client. I

620
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: was just at one of the meetings, so I can speak.

621
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: How do people? How do white people treat you? When

622
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: you say that white people are the most annoying, the

623
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: most heavy handed, preachy, well you need to. They're so condescending,

624
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to different races and marginalized groups

625
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: like white people are the ones who get mad at

626
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: my comedy black guy I do black the black guys laughing,

627
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: and you can't say, it's like, shut the funk up,

628
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: he's laughing. Who are you to tell me what he

629
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 1: can handle. You're the you're the real racist, because you're going, hey,

630
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: they're they're slow and weak. They can't handle that. Like

631
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: that's where your brain went. I'm fucking bullshitting with this guy.

632
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just hate white women have really

633
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: gone off the rails with like, we need to stop

634
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: these horrible jokes. I'm like, these jokes are making people happy.

635
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: This guy's laughing. Relax, You're not a hero. Yeah, man,

636
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: don't stop comedy. Man. You can stop a lot of stuff,

637
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: but please do not stop my comedy. Man. I think

638
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: it's important, man. And and if if that ain't your brand,

639
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: you know, hey, man, don't It's easy to not go

640
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: to the show. It's very easy to not listen to

641
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: this guy on social media, on YouTube or whatever. It's

642
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: so easy. And what is it inside you that has

643
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: to take that down? We need to get rid of this.

644
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: This is bad, Like move it on. I think it's

645
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: a difference if it would be different if somebody had

646
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: a particular type of I guess, uh crew type comedy

647
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they actually live their life outside of

648
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: the stage like that, you know, they was out there

649
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: like making these makes making certain racial jokes or whatever,

650
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: and then they went out there and practice that type

651
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: of stuff. That would be different in my opinion. But uh, man,

652
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: you know, but that there are there are comics who

653
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: say talk about all kinds of you know, you've got

654
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: comics who you talk about, you know, being faithful to

655
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: that woman or whatever, and you know, get doing all

656
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, and you got and you got those

657
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 1: who say, man, I'll be sleeping with these holes and

658
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: the man who you want to go with me tonight

659
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and the and their wife is

660
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: in the green room, you know, like you know, so

661
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: it's for me, man, I think the idea with comedy

662
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: is to make people laugh first and for almost even

663
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be political, that's fine, but make people laugh.

664
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: Don't don't come on that damn stage and make me mad.

665
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to comedy show. And I

666
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: don't get those guys like I want to walk half

667
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: the room, I say with my truth and all like

668
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: shut up. It's a it's still entertainment. It's still a

669
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: comedy show. These people pay the ticket, give him, give

670
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: him a laugh. But yeah, I think it's uh, it's

671
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: not the end of the world. It's not that big

672
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 1: of a deal. You don't have to show up. And

673
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: then they go, here's here's one. This proves people are

674
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 1: full of ship. Some comic wals say a fucked up joke,

675
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: somebody will film it, they'll put it on Twitter, and

676
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: people go, this is appalling, this is so offensive, let

677
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: me retweet it. It's like, wait, if it's so horrible,

678
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: why the hell are you retweeting it, why are you

679
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: showing other people? Because you actually don't think it's that bad.

680
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: You just want people to know that you think it's

681
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: that bad, and you really thought it was inciting violence

682
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: or whatever, you wouldn't repost it, your psycho. Now you're

683
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: letting more people see it. Yeah, and that is that

684
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: is something that I wrestle with. I wrestle with myself

685
00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: as a person who who post social in political political content,

686
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: right because you know, you, I like exposing corruption. Those

687
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: people who you talk about being condescending, or those people

688
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: who try to take advantage of others and stuff like that,

689
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: abuse their positions of authority. I love exposing them. And sometimes, uh,

690
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: they do certain things and I'm like, I don't really

691
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: want to post that because it's like it's no solution

692
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: behind it. Like I don't want to just post it

693
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: just to be post and say look what they did again,

694
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: Look what they did again. It's like, if I'm posting it,

695
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: it's like maybe to bring awareness to this particular video

696
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: because it's not hadn't been out there, it's not out

697
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: there yet, and so we gotta put this person on

698
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: blast to to basically smoke them out so that that

699
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: person could be held accountable. That's a good, good rebuttal. Yeah,

700
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: So in your opinion, where is comedy? Do comedy have

701
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: a good trajectory right now? As in terms of comics

702
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: being able to, uh, at least saying it themselves. I'm

703
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: gonna say what I want to say. I mean, I

704
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: know we've been talking about a lot and we got

705
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: to cancel culture thing going on, But what are your

706
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: peers saying about how they're gonna how they're gonna force

707
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: it this staying forward. It's a good question. I think

708
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: we're all it's kind of like music and fashion everything.

709
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: You know, we had disco and then people like fuck disco,

710
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: let's go to hair metal and hip hop, and then

711
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: it goes to grunge music like sucking Nirvana and all that,

712
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: so it keeps changing. It's almost like when you vote

713
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: a Democrat president, the next one is a Republican. So

714
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: it keeps flipping and flopping. So we went through this

715
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: whole kind of wokey activism e thing like preachy kind

716
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: of comedy, and now I think we're coming out with

717
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: dark comedy. It's it's flopping again. You know everything, Uh

718
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: there's a yin and a yang. So I think now

719
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: we're kind of coming out with some dark comedy and

720
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: people are going, yeah, yeah, I canceled me, but then

721
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: you got to cancel all these twenty eight other motherfucker's too,

722
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: So if you out number I think you're gonna be okay.

723
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: So comedy right now, it's it's like in the eighties

724
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: it was like Karate Kid, the goonies. The nineties you

725
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: get pulp fiction and all this crazy ship so everything

726
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: ebbs and flows, and right now I think we're in

727
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: the dark comedy again, which is the Priors, the Carl

728
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: and z Eddie Murphy's the Sam Kennison. So I think

729
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: we went through the light and now we're in the

730
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: dark and it's fun. It's funny. How do you feel

731
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 1: about white comics s the N word. I think it's tough.

732
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: I used to have an N word joke and it

733
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: made I think the joke was good, but it made

734
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: people so uncomfortable that I was like, again, my purpose

735
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: here is to kill to get laughs, and if they're

736
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: not laughing, I just dropped the joke. It's not for

737
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: some moral high ground. It was just the no laughter.

738
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: That's the real canceling. If you're not getting laughs, that

739
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: joke is no good. So I just drop it. So

740
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: I get the in word thing. But if it ain't laughing,

741
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: if they're not laughing, I don't think it's worth it. Right,

742
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: The steak isn't worth the sizzle? Yes, yes, steak isn't

743
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: worth the sizzle. Pretty good. That's a good line. Yeah,

744
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: And some people just want to say it just to

745
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: say it, like look how tough I am. And you're like, yeah, yeah,

746
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: but this is still a comedy show. We're supposed to

747
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: be laughing. Who no one gives you are We're not laughing, right,

748
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: And and that's the bottom line. Because I'm telling you

749
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: I've been on comedy hard like foot at least three decades,

750
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: and I know I know most of the top comedians

751
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: in the game personally, and I've watched comics like from

752
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: the time that they first thought like hitting the scene

753
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: and I'll catching him like he got it. If I

754
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: if I tell you got it, you got Yeah. If

755
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: I tell you you know you ain't got it, you

756
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: probably should start doing something different, right exactly? If you

757
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: have no worst, you got it. I'll take it. Bro

758
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: good question. So you guys did your homework? Well he didn't.

759
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: But that's why I came in here. I just knew

760
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: you was from New Orleans. Hell yeah, born and raised. Yeah,

761
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: that's all I needed to know you guys. Did you

762
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: guys ever go there you're growing up because it's like

763
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: a five hour drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't go

764
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: to New Orleans growing up, but I did go to

765
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: Lake Charles. My my father's side of the family is

766
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: from Lake Charles, so I used to visit that every

767
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: summer and holidays, and I had the greatest time because

768
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: my grandmother was just the sweetest woman in the world.

769
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: So I would always have a good time anytime I

770
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: went to late I just have nothing but fun memories

771
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: of Lake Charles, Louisiana. But I started going to New

772
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: Orleans when we started making records, and that was always cool. Yeah.

773
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: Who a whole adoptive family in New Orleans. Damn with me,

774
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: gumbo and good Yeah, I love it. Unbelievable fucking uh Yeah.

775
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: Stopped going to Orleans for a few years because I

776
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: was trying to lose weight. Well, Houston, nothing helpy that

777
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 1: the Mexican food, the barbecue that we got, any type

778
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: of food that you want, just right here in this city.

779
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: Do you think that all people that lives in Louisiana

780
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 1: can cook? Because I don't. He can't cook, I can't cook. Cook.

781
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: My mom is not really that great either, if I'm

782
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: being honest. But no, bro, and everybody everybody knows the basics,

783
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: I think, but not everybody's good at it. New Orleans

784
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: reminds me of New York in the sense that it

785
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: was not a lot of traffic. Now well, I'm talking

786
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: about like when it when it comes to like bragging

787
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: on the city, like this is what I'm saying, Like

788
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: a lot of people that's from not not just New Orleans,

789
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: but people in Louisiana, they like to ride the coattail

790
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: of great cooks, and that are great cooks. Great cooks

791
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: have come out of Louisiana great, but everybody tried to

792
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: ride it with. You know, somebody would invite me to

793
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: something that's something and they'll say, well, yeah, man, you know,

794
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: she from New She from Louisiana. And I'm like, well,

795
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: what the hell that means? They don't mean nothing. So

796
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: it's the same thing with like New Yorkers. Uh, there

797
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 1: are great people that have that are New Yorkers that

798
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: are born and raised in New York, great people who

799
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: have done great things. But then there are also people

800
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: who ain't did ship and ain't got no talent, and

801
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: they think they'll come to the city and they go

802
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: somewhere else and they think just because they're from New York,

803
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: they're supposed to get a pass right and there, and

804
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,959
Speaker 1: they're they're they're not a symbol of the great people

805
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: who built New York. That opposite, Well, that's just how

806
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: life is. We all put people in a little box.

807
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: I kind of Texas. I'm like, want to see a

808
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: guy in a cowboy hat shooting a pistol in the air,

809
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: do you know, wait till September one ship. But then yeah, exactly,

810
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,919
Speaker 1: that's when you get to wear your gun on your

811
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 1: your hip. Those guys even from Houston, though most of

812
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: those people that come here for the rodeo, they're not

813
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: even from Houston. They come from surrounding areas like Alabama

814
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: states and other states and stuff. Yeah, I think they

815
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: come down here and put those fucking cowboy hats something

816
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: to make us look foolish like that, like we really like,

817
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: we're not like that. I don't even know a person

818
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: that wears a cowboy hat in Houston, do you cowboy?

819
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: But my son, Blake, we damn cowboy hats man Blake

820
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: be all on checking the damn cowboy hat on international

821
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: flights and ship What checking the cowboy checking it in?

822
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean like putting it under the plane

823
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: special box? All the steps? Are you serious? Sometimes? But

824
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: he's not like that, you know? But he rides horses

825
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: and all this stuff. Likes he likes the cowboy thing.

826
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: I mean women dig it. Yeah yeah, I'll throw on

827
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: a cowboy hat to role play with my girl. I'll

828
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: throw anything on a cop had, a fireman hat, whatever

829
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: you want, just to make it interesting. What's the wild

830
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: rap on? I don't even want to notice? Man, Can

831
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: I stuff my ears? What's the wildest thing? What's the

832
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: wildest role you've ever played in? I probably want a

833
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: full Nazi. That was fun. And she was the Jewish

834
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: girl and I found her in the basement that pulled

835
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: her out. You're not going anywhere, and she said, put

836
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: it in my oven, So yeah, good time. Absolutely put

837
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: it in my oven. Oh yeah, you know that. That

838
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: ain't just risk a man. Uh, that's dark. That is

839
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: they're laughing. I hear some chuckles. My buddy here, he's

840
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: he's Jewish. He's with me, So you gotta mix it up.

841
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: I think you're the first comic that I've ever heard

842
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: tell that type of joke that go that far. You

843
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 1: you you gotta get out more's is it just jokes?

844
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: Like I've hung out with rappers and they're like, oh,

845
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: I killed a guy once. I'm like, you killed a guy?

846
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: To me, that's real ship. These are just zingers. So

847
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: it's weird how we do that. And in my act,

848
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: all make jokes about murder and everybody laughs, or make

849
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: jokes about killing somebody and everybody laughs. But then you

850
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: make a joke about Jews like whoa, whoa whoa, Like

851
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: that was Murder's what was the part of the meeting

852
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: I said, I said that because we know that rappers

853
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: ain't got to kind of power that Jewish people have.

854
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: And these platforms, even these platforms are you know there control. Yeah,

855
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so was so so

856
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: so to say that. Then you know a lot of

857
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: people just stay away from it. We just don't. They

858
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: just don't talk about. It's just like, um, it's like

859
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 1: certain other it's almost like a protected class, right. Black

860
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: people ain't never been a protected class, That's true. I'm

861
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: gonna start, um, I'm gonna get an Anti African American

862
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,919
Speaker 1: Defamation League together. I think you should call it something else.

863
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 1: We have. I'm gonna try to defamation league, but that's

864
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: for the Jewish people though, I know, let's call it

865
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: something else. Can I ask a black question about a

866
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: million questions? You know when you ask your gay friend, like,

867
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 1: what's it like doing? That's what's do though? But everything

868
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:48,919
Speaker 1: is so ripped from we bite everything from black people,

869
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: the culture of the fashion, the music, whatever. And it's

870
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: not just white people, it's Indian. Indian guys are acting

871
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: black now, Asians are acting black now. You guys kind

872
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: of set the trend for everything that's in is that

873
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: flattering or is that annoying? It's flattering to me some

874
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: people we were that different. He loves it. I hate it.

875
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: Well I didn't. I didn't say I loved that. I

876
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: said it's because you something can be flattering, you don't

877
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: have to love it. But but he flattered. I think.

878
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: I think. I think imitation is the best phone of flattering,

879
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: you know, And I think it's It's like if somebody

880
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: was to say that if you saw somebody trying to

881
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: rap like you, you know what you what you? I

882
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: know that you would say a man, get your own

883
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: style or whatever. I would say that. But yeah, you

884
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: would say that ship, yeah you said back then, you

885
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: say that ship right now? No, I don't even give

886
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: a funk. So you don't give a funk. So if

887
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: somebody came out right now and you you saw a

888
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: person with your swag, how would you response? So you're

889
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: talking about like like like somebody, like a black dude, anybody,

890
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give an Okay, all right, Well that's new

891
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, breaking news. Brad Now don't doesn't give

892
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: a funk if somebody bites his style. Oh god, damn, Willie.

893
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: So the thing is this, Uh, but you know what

894
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: makes your point for the finished finish making you up? Well,

895
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: that was it. I just wondered because it's so it happens,

896
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: and it takes whitey a long time to pick up,

897
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: like you know, you hear my grandma will be like

898
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 1: I have a lot of bling on today. I'm like, jeez,

899
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,919
Speaker 1: that's from twenty years ago. But it just got to her.

900
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: I think. I think the problem happens when black people

901
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: see other people try to jack. That's why when they

902
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: jack it and don't give credit. For instance, like if

903
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: you hit so Kardashian tried to you know, do with dreadlocks,

904
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: do with dreadlocks or something like that, and then not

905
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: not not Kim Kardashian or one of the Kardashians, but

906
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: if one of the one of these report there's some

907
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: journalists says, oh, look at Kim gandash you know she's

908
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:12,760
Speaker 1: she's a trendsetter and blah blah blah, and black that

909
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: that that's when we take offence to it, like when

910
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: somebody somebody lifted and and not give credit. That makes sense, Yeah,

911
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: because sometimes I think, hey, if this little girl wants

912
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: to dress up as I don't know, Beyonce for Halloween,

913
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 1: this white girl. Everybody's like, that's appropriation, and like, don't

914
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: get mad at her. She doesn't even see that she's black.

915
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: She's just a huge fan of Beyonce. So why are

916
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 1: you yelling at this girl for appropriating when she's just

917
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: wearing a costume because she's obsessed with this woman. To me,

918
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: I think that's where we come down too hard, Like

919
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: the appropriating. Well, you're like, no, she's a fan. That's

920
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 1: a good thing. That little girl doesn't even see that

921
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: she's black. I think that's but sometimes we go too

922
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: far with the But again, if people aren't giving you

923
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: credit that I get. Yeah, And sometimes we can't tell

924
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: if we're trying to come together or if we're trying

925
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: to separate all the time, you know, and that is

926
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: a dicey gray area. And I think we gotta stop

927
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: yelling at people all the time about stuff like that

928
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: because it does more harm than good. There are some

929
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,280
Speaker 1: people that you're right, there are some people that don't

930
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: want to come together. They just don't want to come together.

931
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: And I say to that, if you really really serious

932
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: about not wanting to come together, then you should get

933
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: the funk out of America, because because in America you

934
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 1: have no choice but but to coexist. And if if

935
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna coexist, why would you want to walk around

936
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: in a society where you're always bumping heads with somebody

937
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: just based strictly off what they look like, just that

938
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 1: skin color. It's just based just off that alone. Every

939
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: time you you see somebody, they hear about some somebody

940
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: saying something that doesn't look like you. Uh, they get

941
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: accused of doing something, then it just triggers you. It's

942
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: just messaging. I don't want to live like that with you. Yeah,

943
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: things don't have to be that difficult. You're making it difficult.

944
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: We we don't, we really, I think sometimes you know myself,

945
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: including Brad, we get a bad rap for bringing these

946
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: like bringing serious topics two the table, speaking on uh

947
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: corruption and people who stretched their authority. We get there

948
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 1: that not like no, if the shoot fits, you wear

949
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: the motherfucker, lace it up. But if if we if

950
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: if if you're not this evil, dirty, low down motherfucker,

951
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: then we're not talking about you. It's about it. It's

952
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: about if the shoe fitch you wear it. So I'm

953
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: never going to be silent. So my white friends are

954
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: my white fans can be comfortable. I'm never gonna be

955
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 1: silent about injustice. So my wife friends or my wife

956
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: fans can be comfortable. Like the people who with it,

957
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 1: the real friends, the real fans, they get it. The

958
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: rest of them fuck them straight up with an illness like, oh,

959
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: I got leukemia, but I don't want to make anybody

960
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: on couple, so I won't say it. No, we gotta

961
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 1: fix the leukemia, so let's hear it. Sure it'll be awkward,

962
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: but we canna deal with it. Yeah, absolutely, And I

963
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: think that that's the way that that we that we

964
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: get the ship worked out, because we ain't nobody going

965
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: on where everybody talk a lot of ship, but ain't

966
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: nobody going Yeah, so if we got to, if we

967
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: got to coexist, wouldn't if you, let's say, when you're

968
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: in your comfort zone, you know everything's cool and you're

969
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,439
Speaker 1: not you don't have to be around certain people. That's cool.

970
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: But what happens if you hop in your car and

971
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: you drive down the street and you gotta stop and

972
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: maybe take a leak at the gas they that someone

973
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: get some gas or whatever, and then you run into

974
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: somebody that don't look like you and you're on the

975
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: same aisle and you know you're reaching at the same

976
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: time or whatever. You know, you know when you rether,

977
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: this person be somebody that has some damn empathy for you.

978
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 1: Sure you know what I'm saying that you at least

979
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: this person is civilized, you know, yea, So now I'm

980
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: with you. People. People get It's like when people go

981
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: your culturally appropriating black culture, you've gotta be more woke.

982
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know who came up with the word woke?

983
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: Now you're just doing it. You see what I'm saying,

984
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: Like they'll yell at you for something they're doing at

985
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: the exact moment. So I just think everybody's making a

986
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: lot of ship out of nothing. We just gotta come together,

987
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: we gotta coexist, and we can't. We're focusing on race

988
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: almost too much now. I think that it's like putting

989
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: a magnifying glass on it instead of just living Like, oh,

990
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: this TV show it has twelve black people, should have thirteen.

991
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: It's like, well, why the fund you sit here counting

992
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: black people? Isn't that weird? I don't know, it just

993
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: feels like I feel like we're we're not perfect as

994
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: a country. But we're getting better. We've had you know,

995
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: black president, Black Kamala Harris or whatever. Black. We're getting

996
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: there and it's not per it's gonna take a while.

997
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: But instead of always just going we're horrible, were horrible, horrible,

998
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: you know, it shouldn't take a while. It should because

999
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,959
Speaker 1: because no, it shouldn't, because we see it. We see

1000
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: everything that's fucked up with what's going on in society today.

1001
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: So make the fucking adjustment between two shoes, just like you.

1002
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: And if our skin called is the only thing that

1003
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: separate system, we shouldn't be separated at all. That's it.

1004
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't get it. That's all. That's It's that simple.

1005
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: But it's easy enough for motherfucker to say, hey, if you,

1006
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: if you, if you commit a crime against Asian people,

1007
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: Black people, Jewish people, it's just people, any people period

1008
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: out there for everybody like that. Don't just do it

1009
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: for just one one group of people with two groups

1010
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: of people, you know, don't don't don't. Don't put a

1011
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: band of protection on the LGBTQ community and don't put

1012
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: it on the black but don't put it on in

1013
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: a straight community. There's any community for sure. Yeah, like don't. Don't.

1014
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: Don't do that. We see what the fucking problem is.

1015
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: And they constantly want to spoon feed us. You know, oh, ship,

1016
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: you want to you want some water? Right, there's some water? No, mother,

1017
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: give me the goddamn bottle. Fucking playing with me, bro,

1018
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: you want some water? Why do you need water? Some time?

1019
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: You won't even get that. You know, all people need water,

1020
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: not just black people, all big water. Yeah, for sure,

1021
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: that's a joke. But yeah, yeah, it's it's crazy out there.

1022
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: You've done, yeah, a couple of times. You've done the

1023
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: lace shown, you know, with Cobra and all that kind

1024
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: of stuff, and I know you gotta did you say

1025
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: you have a Nick Nick Nick special coming out coming out? Yeah?

1026
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: What's the name of it. It's just gonna it's a

1027
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: it's a little half hour thing. It's called yeah, a

1028
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: couple of bucks, no ship. Yeah, Yeah, it's just called

1029
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: the stand Up Season three. They do one a year.

1030
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 1: Can I get some money from from comedy? I'll send

1031
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: you a check. That YouTube special that you did, Yes,

1032
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: why did you take it to YouTube? Did you take

1033
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: it over that first and didn't want to? Yeah? They

1034
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: didn't care. They're just like we've never heard of you.

1035
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: I have no juice in this business. You know this,

1036
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: this podcast might help, but I got no juice. So

1037
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: they're like, who are you? Why would why would we

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Speaker 1: take this and give you a bunch of money? You're nobody.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, but I think it's good. I

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Speaker 1: think there's quality in here. Man. That that just goes

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Speaker 1: to show you there are a lot of people out

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Speaker 1: there who don't know what that are, and powerful posessions

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Speaker 1: who don't know what the hill they're doing. And to

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Speaker 1: all you people out there that are that are trying,

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Speaker 1: that's got something and you're knocking on doors and knocking on,

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Speaker 1: keep knocking, keep keep doing what you're doing, because a

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Speaker 1: lot of these people don't know what the hell they're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Man, you cannot just I've heard stories where

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Speaker 1: people who are all the way at the top were

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Speaker 1: approached by people who are all the way at the bottom,

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Speaker 1: who were very, very good at what they were doing,

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Speaker 1: and that person told me, you don't stand the chance

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Speaker 1: to get the hell out of here right in the

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Speaker 1: next few years or so, that person blew all the

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Speaker 1: way up and past surpassingly. So there's these gatekeepers now

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Speaker 1: or they always have been but if you can go

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Speaker 1: around them. I mean, hell, like I think n w

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Speaker 1: A had a ton of problems with getting agencies and

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Speaker 1: reps to get people like who's gonna buy this ship?

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Speaker 1: And then it just hit. They did it on their own.

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Speaker 1: You build it in their word of mouth and if

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Speaker 1: it's good, people will find it. So it was a

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Speaker 1: huge failure for me to not get picked up by HBO, Netflix, nothing.

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Speaker 1: So I put it on YouTube and it hit and

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Speaker 1: is on YouTube. They because it's got seven million views

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Speaker 1: and it's all mine. Yeah, ship, So that feels good.

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Speaker 1: That's good man. It's always good to see good people

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Speaker 1: and you know, and and when you're talking about comedy, uh, specifically,

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Speaker 1: it's good to see good comics get get some shines,

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Speaker 1: appreciate you know, because you got. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: even understand how somebody, well I understand, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if the hell they're doing. I was about to say,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that somebody could hear your comedy and

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Speaker 1: say this dude ain't funny. Well, we'll show me a

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Speaker 1: motherfucker who's funny and put them on the side of

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Speaker 1: him and let me hear, let me hear what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about it now. Granted that you know that's different

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Speaker 1: styles of comedy whatever, but for your brand, your style,

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Speaker 1: show me somebody that's better. We got down. I'm glad.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad you're not. But that means the

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Speaker 1: world to me, and I appreciate if you just keep

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Speaker 1: going and let the people find your ship. Put it

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Speaker 1: out there somewhere they if it's good, they'll find it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if it sucks, who knows. But no, you're funny. It's

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Speaker 1: come on. I can't take a compliment, but thank you.

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Speaker 1: I wish you were my parents. You guys, you guys

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Speaker 1: care more and like me more than my own folks.

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Speaker 1: But hey, maybe that's why I'm funny, No doubt. My

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Speaker 1: man Mark Norman fan say, man, so can you tell

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Speaker 1: people how to reach out? And sure, I'm on Black

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Speaker 1: People Meet dot com. No, I'm at I'm at a

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Speaker 1: Mark Norman comedy dot com. I got podcasts, I got Twitter,

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Speaker 1: I got Instagram, I'm on the road. I'm coming to

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Speaker 1: your town. Say hello, let's get a nice mixed audience

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Speaker 1: in there. So when I do black jokes, the black

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Speaker 1: people laugh and the scared white people can watch them.

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Speaker 1: Laughing and realize it's gonna be okay and they can

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Speaker 1: laugh and they can laugh then. And you only got

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Speaker 1: like eight T shirts. I'm out of shirts. We sold out,

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Speaker 1: but we're pritting more, goddamn it. So say hello, come out,

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Speaker 1: give me a hug, and uh and uh, praise all

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Speaker 1: uh And that's a rat. This episode was produced by

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Speaker 1: A King and brought to you by The Black Effect

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