Speaker 1: Dak for sure when he turned around and looked at
Speaker 1: me and was like, oh my god, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about chrome on your fingernails? As
Speaker 1: we welcome everybody into the Calm Down Podcast? We're not
Speaker 1: doing that, are we. I'm too old for that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: soul mate. That's when you have to know. You have
Speaker 1: to know when you're told to do something. And there's
Speaker 1: some trends that we have passed us by. I was
Speaker 1: sorry saying that's what I thought. I am. I love
Speaker 1: when he hosts like, you know, fun little behind the
Speaker 1: scenes photos of yourself, and people are like speaking of
Speaker 1: being too old. Wow, she still looks good at fifty.
Speaker 1: Fuck off? Fuck off. The other one is no one
Speaker 1: said fifty, Yeah they did. It's on there go look
Speaker 1: and then someone wrote she has no cakes. No I don't.
Speaker 1: I've never had an ass. Okay, you know what, it's
Speaker 1: just me. I've tried. I squat, I go to berries,
Speaker 1: I go to pilates. What I got is what I
Speaker 1: got because what I got, Remember that love? Stop being mean?
Speaker 1: Wait time now? Is that Uncle Cracker? Who's who sings.
Speaker 1: What I got sublime from Kurt. It's cute, Kurt, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I got. Okay, Well, what I got
Speaker 1: is no shot on Shazam, which is exactly the answer
Speaker 1: to the question of why I won't be joining you
Speaker 1: on that for those men know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the pregame this week. All right,
Speaker 1: I am coming to you from Lovely Las Vegas. Those
Speaker 1: those look like golden balls up there. Let me let
Speaker 1: me just take those down. Yeah, that is suggestive. Oh
Speaker 1: are they heavy? Yeah? Balls, very heavy? Let me move these. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: where am I? I'm in Las Vegas. Can't see the line?
Speaker 1: Can you russ your Russ? I am in the Lovely
Speaker 1: Palms cause you a resort and hotel. I am in
Speaker 1: the Wellness Suite today because I have seventy five jobs
Speaker 1: and I am promoting different things in Las Vegas for
Speaker 1: the wonderful entertainment program that has been on for thirty
Speaker 1: years Extra TV. For more information, go to Extra to
Speaker 1: go to visit Las Vegas dot com. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know what's going on here in
Speaker 1: the background, mirrors on the ceiling. Everyone's like did you
Speaker 1: design that room? I didn't, but it is a lovely room.
Speaker 1: Let's let's hold on. Let's take into account, take into
Speaker 1: account your week. And I'm gonna start with last week
Speaker 1: because that's where I mean. Wednesday, you fly to Green Bay,
Speaker 1: you do the show from Green Bay. Everyone. You don't
Speaker 1: just leave after the game's over. These folks are wrapping
Speaker 1: it up. Then it's so hard to go to sleep afterwards.
Speaker 1: So they're up, they're having a cocktail, they're doing fellowship. Yep,
Speaker 1: got it. Then you got to be on a flight
Speaker 1: back and then listen, you feel like you got crap
Speaker 1: to do at your house. She takes a little nip
Speaker 1: or napp and nappy who and then she is up. Well,
Speaker 1: yeah she was doing stuff Saturday, but then she's got
Speaker 1: to be up so early. I mean, this is a lot.
Speaker 1: And then you're in Vegas. That's a lot. You're great.
Speaker 1: I love you. You're so supportive. No, it's just called
Speaker 1: I need to have seventy five jobs because I have
Speaker 1: cows feet. Yeah, there's a lot of renovations at Ruby Ranch.
Speaker 1: For those of you that are interested, things are happening
Speaker 1: up there, and that is why I am hustling I
Speaker 1: am in the streets, but you get it. Is it
Speaker 1: feel like a long time ago that you did two
Speaker 1: games a week? Like when I think about that, now
Speaker 1: came a week and Dancing with the Stars on Monday,
Speaker 1: that's right? Not and Tuesdays? Didn't you have Mondays and Tuesdays?
Speaker 1: Sometimes it depends. Holy shit, that wild freaking schedule. Wou
Speaker 1: We were talking about it on our crew doing two
Speaker 1: games a week, and it was just like you had
Speaker 1: no life. You were so tired, but we were so
Speaker 1: programmed like this is our calls are Tuesday. It was
Speaker 1: just it's a lot. It was a lot to do.
Speaker 1: But but I love that, and we've talked about it
Speaker 1: before on here for any of you aspiring broadcasters or
Speaker 1: whatnot broadcasting just about putting like paying your dues. I
Speaker 1: love that in the resume we can say like we've
Speaker 1: done this, I've done this, And that's not in a
Speaker 1: way of like, oh, look at us, we've done it.
Speaker 1: It's like no, that we have like pounded the old
Speaker 1: pavement and like put in the time and because then
Speaker 1: also you know you can do it. Yeah. And that's
Speaker 1: the other thing too, where someone's like if they called
Speaker 1: you the wrong was like, oh, you have look at
Speaker 1: what you do, you sit down interviews, like it's not
Speaker 1: just it's not just you show up to the gate.
Speaker 1: I think people also forget how many calls you guys
Speaker 1: are on, God all week long, but you know you're
Speaker 1: doing zooms. You did a zoom Monday morning with your
Speaker 1: crew for Thursday night. It's like, yeah, but we talked
Speaker 1: about it working in a game though. How many calls
Speaker 1: are you on on average? Just like pull back the
Speaker 1: curtain if people are interested in this because I know that,
Speaker 1: like I would totally not realize how much prep was
Speaker 1: involved in this if I hadn't done How many calls
Speaker 1: a week are you on for a game? So the
Speaker 1: two teams that we have, so this week we have
Speaker 1: the Eagles and the Rams. We do calls on Thursday
Speaker 1: and Friday, but I also have to cover. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do the Rams sideline this week. Go Matthew and Tom
Speaker 1: will do the Eagles sideline. So Thursday will either meet
Speaker 1: with you know, whichever team we get the head coach,
Speaker 1: defensive coordinator, and the quarterback and probably another player, and
Speaker 1: then on Friday it's the same thing. Now a lot
Speaker 1: of times, like you can get the quarterback first, but
Speaker 1: the coach just got pulled into another meeting. So guys,
Speaker 1: let's pick this back up in an hour. We're at
Speaker 1: the mercy of them, which we should, by the way.
Speaker 1: It's it's their jobs and their careers. We get it.
Speaker 1: And then what I also do is I also book
Speaker 1: through the team two other players offense and defense to
Speaker 1: call me, so I have separate things to add in
Speaker 1: the broadcast, which you may never use, by the way,
Speaker 1: but it's just to offer, like we have a blowout
Speaker 1: yesterday or ad if somebody goes off. So it's a
Speaker 1: lot of phone calls, and then we have our sit
Speaker 1: down interviews, which you know is prep. There's just so
Speaker 1: much more prep that goes into people than people that yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so we're headed into week five. I'm tired today.
Speaker 1: You're doing great. No, no, no, But today it got me
Speaker 1: like I shouldn't come plain because I didn't have to
Speaker 1: get up and go to Vegas. But today I was like, stop, Wow,
Speaker 1: I have a child, I know, but I don't how
Speaker 1: is that going, by the way, be honest, like, do
Speaker 1: you feel I know that you've meant it's hard things
Speaker 1: here and there? Yeah, it's hard, right, Yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: then you have the money. Anyone that tells you that
Speaker 1: it's not hard is full of shit. They're full of
Speaker 1: shit because I'll say this, and there's no way that
Speaker 1: Jarrett and I would be able to have our careers
Speaker 1: without help. Yes, we have full time help. We are
Speaker 1: so thankful. Every single day I leave her or right
Speaker 1: come back, I'm like, thank you so much. I'm so
Speaker 1: grateful for you. I give my mom, your mom, all
Speaker 1: the moms out there that are doing this without help.
Speaker 1: This is it is so hard. And I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that to be like I have help, but I'm not
Speaker 1: home three days out of the week. And even when
Speaker 1: I am home, I come over to my office, I
Speaker 1: do the podcast, I'm on calls for four to five
Speaker 1: hours a day. It's like, you need the help. So
Speaker 1: it's a lot, and I think we've talked about it.
Speaker 1: My guilt is through the roof because I he wakes
Speaker 1: up in the morning, I just want to die because
Speaker 1: I'm so tired. But I run down there and he's
Speaker 1: throwing a fit, and I'm like, I'm not a good mom.
Speaker 1: Like he's so good with our nanny, but with me.
Speaker 1: You know what, I mean, so it's like the up,
Speaker 1: you're an incredible mom. No, you're an incredible mom. You
Speaker 1: need to give yourself grace on that, like it's brand new.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's hard. I haven't done this before. And then
Speaker 1: and I was having Yes, I don't have a child,
Speaker 1: so I don't that feeling of like, oh, I have help,
Speaker 1: I don't clean my own house. No, I apologize for that.
Speaker 1: Guess what. My mom was a house cleaner, so it
Speaker 1: was like what, I've heard ten jobs and I go
Speaker 1: with her to clean houses. And guess what, my mom
Speaker 1: was appreciative that someone was hiring to clean houses. So
Speaker 1: she had a job to help pay for dinner, for
Speaker 1: a cocktail dress for dinner to night. So don't apologize
Speaker 1: you're not. But I don't want you to like feel
Speaker 1: like you need to like put some asterisks on help, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we all outsource things that we either don't
Speaker 1: want to do all the time. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: be a mother full time. I'm sorry I don't have
Speaker 1: a kid, but like I don't. I love my career
Speaker 1: and like I would want, I would be the same
Speaker 1: issue that i'd want that balance. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: you have to feel guilty for one or the other.
Speaker 1: But that's a longer conversation for another day, and things
Speaker 1: that I should, you know, write down so we can
Speaker 1: talk about anyways. So week five headed into week five,
Speaker 1: so I recap, recap, you recap. Where were you were
Speaker 1: in Dallas? Bad bad day, great day for Dallas to
Speaker 1: going back on track. Bad day for Bill Belichick, the
Speaker 1: worst loss of his career. Did you feel like, oh,
Speaker 1: they've got to get back in this or was it
Speaker 1: just from the beginning you're like this saying good. I
Speaker 1: to be honest, I really thought the Patriots were going
Speaker 1: to win because coach Belichick was in such a great mood.
Speaker 1: He was so fantastic on our call. I was like,
Speaker 1: this guy knows something we're not aware of. I sat
Speaker 1: down with Mac Jones on Saturday night. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: what did you wait, sorry to interrupt, Did you tell
Speaker 1: him that your child's name is I did? Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: That was when we started meeting. Mac Jones. He just said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had heard that, And I said, what were your
Speaker 1: nicknames growing up? Because we do mac macaroni. But to
Speaker 1: be really honest, we call him Ronie and Ron's which
Speaker 1: is crazy and He's like, yeah, no, my parents never
Speaker 1: called me that. I was like, okay, so yeah, so
Speaker 1: it was well, first of all, let's start with pregame.
Speaker 1: Walking around pregame and Brian Schottenheimer, he pulls me aside
Speaker 1: and he goes, hey, I've heard you have a really
Speaker 1: successful podcast. Shanty you stop it, I mean, stop worrying
Speaker 1: about your red zone efficiency or you know, like just
Speaker 1: thanks so much. I was like, who told you that?
Speaker 1: And then you actually mentioned it to me, So I
Speaker 1: think we should manifest this much like we manifested Taylor
Speaker 1: and Travis. Micah Parsons, we would love to have you
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I actually wanted to tell him that pregame,
Speaker 1: but I didn't run into him. Micaup please Okay, So Michaeh. Parsons,
Speaker 1: anyone that doesn't know is a freaking beast. This defensive
Speaker 1: player that bess any position didn't come off the field
Speaker 1: yesterday when his knee was tweaked. Any at an ankle
Speaker 1: get off the field comes to down well, like and
Speaker 1: when you're doing your report, everyone's like, ooh, that's thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like the collective like gas from you know,
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys fans like this is you know, it's the
Speaker 1: quarterback of your defense, Like you do not want this
Speaker 1: guy to go down for so many different reasons. But
Speaker 1: he he's like, I mean, he's a badasses all these things.
Speaker 1: When I heard him on the podcast when he was
Speaker 1: making in that clip about him and Travis and Taylor,
Speaker 1: I was like, he's a door ad, like great personality
Speaker 1: is so fun. Not really because I've never I've only
Speaker 1: done one thing with him before, like this EA event,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, he wasn't like the same as
Speaker 1: when he was on the podcast. So here, Michael Parsons,
Speaker 1: please come on our wonderful podcast. Calm down, because we
Speaker 1: can't calm down about how adorable adorable, So words not
Speaker 1: often used to describe Michael Parsons adore, especially if you
Speaker 1: are the Patriots offense. So that that was surprising to
Speaker 1: me that it was that big of the blowut again,
Speaker 1: the biggest loss of Bill Belichick's career and head coaching
Speaker 1: career in that span twenty three years. So that's ever
Speaker 1: since he's gotten to the Patriots. I should say they
Speaker 1: lost that Christian Gonzalez early, which he's a stud in
Speaker 1: the secondary, and he went down with a shoulder injury,
Speaker 1: which was a big bummer because all of us wanted
Speaker 1: to see the matchup with this kid in Ceedee Lamb,
Speaker 1: not knowing how much that would have helped. But yeah,
Speaker 1: they lost him pretty early. And then Matthew Judon. I
Speaker 1: don't know if there's official report on him. I love
Speaker 1: Matthew Jude he I saw him the lower ticker that
Speaker 1: it said inside, which I know, you feel so freaking bad.
Speaker 1: You see these guys during the game, you give them
Speaker 1: big hugs. They felt that way about David Baktiari, like
Speaker 1: we just we did the game, the first game of
Speaker 1: the season, and now he's out and you don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on. And these guys like they've worked, their
Speaker 1: use is off. Tredavi is white like again with the
Speaker 1: ACL and like those injuries, and I feel like we're
Speaker 1: hearing so many, like it's just every year, I feel,
Speaker 1: And I know there's the whole comp station about the
Speaker 1: AstroTurf and like this and that, but like these big
Speaker 1: injuries now like devastating too. Yeah, I hate it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we only have two undefeated teams now, the Eagles
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. San Francisco. I know that we joked
Speaker 1: about it before we jumped on here. Every time I
Speaker 1: did a highlighted again McCaffrey, Yeah, Christian McCaffrey, four touchdowns,
Speaker 1: and I thought they were going to give it to
Speaker 1: him on the next one, and then they give to
Speaker 1: Kyle Huescheck. He didn't get in the end zone, and
Speaker 1: then it ended up being brocked party and like some
Speaker 1: quarterbacksnake or something. But yeah, four touchdowns, which begs the question.
Speaker 1: Christian McCaffrey early front runner for the MVP Rays but
Speaker 1: then it usually go end up being Offensive Player of
Speaker 1: the Year because they always want to give it to
Speaker 1: a quarterback. But I don't know what's going on with
Speaker 1: these quarterbacks. Joe Burrow, are you okay? You poor things
Speaker 1: like no mobility, like weird? Our guy Matthew grinds it out.
Speaker 1: Go Matthew, get better for a Sunday. We're doing your game.
Speaker 1: Then you've got the Miami Dolphins coming back down to Earth.
Speaker 1: The Gills had a nice showing there. Sean Payton, congratulations
Speaker 1: to our guy. Love you got a first w that
Speaker 1: was And by the way, they had to grind that
Speaker 1: one out too. I thought that was going to be
Speaker 1: a runaway situation. Now I saw that one as I
Speaker 1: was looking at the JumboTron, which that explains why I
Speaker 1: have that neck ache. You just sit up there in
Speaker 1: Jerry's world. You don't like move down. You just look
Speaker 1: at the JumboTron and you're like, why is my it's
Speaker 1: so massive? I know. I'll tell you. What's massive is
Speaker 1: the oh and four hole that the Bears are in.
Speaker 1: I have Bears commanders, and this is always a thing
Speaker 1: in full transparency. If you, I'm sure you do the
Speaker 1: same thing. If you know you're going to be working
Speaker 1: in the next week, you root for wins for them
Speaker 1: because then you go into that game where it's a
Speaker 1: more intriguing matchup, and obviously the Bears are a freaking
Speaker 1: dumpster fire over there from top to bottom, and trying
Speaker 1: to figure out what's going on with them and Justin Fields?
Speaker 1: Is it about Justin Fields? Is it about the coaching?
Speaker 1: Like there's just so many questions because I look at
Speaker 1: a guy like Justin Fields and I feel bad for him.
Speaker 1: But conversely, then I look at a guy like c. J. Stroud.
Speaker 1: This young man has come in and just the leadership
Speaker 1: that he's shown, he hasn't yet to throw an interception,
Speaker 1: and all these guys get so much shit coming into
Speaker 1: you know, like, are they actually going to pan out? What? Ever?
Speaker 1: Good for you young man too? You have the Houston
Speaker 1: Texans sitting at two and two, Jamiko, Ryan's not ugly.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for them. I'm happy for him, and I
Speaker 1: hope that like he continues to have success because then
Speaker 1: you look at a guy like Bryce Young who's coming
Speaker 1: in and struggling, like it's not easy. So Justin Fields
Speaker 1: has yet to literally find his footing. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's a Justin Fields thing or if it's
Speaker 1: a whole organizational thing and not putting pieces around him.
Speaker 1: This is one thing people don't understand when we're working
Speaker 1: these games. First of all, I think it's a tad different.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be married to a professional athlete.
Speaker 1: You're friends with them, so you get it. You know,
Speaker 1: you start feeling bad when the Bears are zero and
Speaker 1: four and you're just like, it's just so bad for
Speaker 1: their famili It's like this just sucks. It sucks, and
Speaker 1: it affects everything. And I'll tell you you know, when
Speaker 1: there was that moment, it was before where the hell
Speaker 1: were we? Oh? It is the Taylor Swift game case.
Speaker 1: We actually met with Justin after that whole thing, after
Speaker 1: the press conference where he said coaching and we had
Speaker 1: to talk to him. We had to talk to him,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to tell you what. He was so
Speaker 1: lovely and so fantastic to get on a conference with us,
Speaker 1: and he just was like, this is how it is,
Speaker 1: this is how I feel. He was so stand up
Speaker 1: about the whole thing. Greg was really fantastic with him
Speaker 1: because Greg played with Cam Newton and like you know,
Speaker 1: Justin looks up to Cam Newton. And it was just
Speaker 1: very personable and it was so wonderful and I was
Speaker 1: so proud of that kid for getting on and talking
Speaker 1: to us. So I felt bad about yesterday as well.
Speaker 1: On the other side of things, c J. Stroud, I
Speaker 1: only got to, you know, meet him once and that
Speaker 1: was during our preseason game this year, and we walked
Speaker 1: away meeting that kid thinking he is so lovely. Already
Speaker 1: knew how fantastic coach Ryan's was from doing so many
Speaker 1: forty nine ers games, just a little you know thing
Speaker 1: that we pick up on we do these conference calls
Speaker 1: with these teams. C J. Stroud doesn't know me like
Speaker 1: he doesn't he knows Greg because obviously Greg played. He
Speaker 1: gets on the call and he's like, we're like, hey, CJ,
Speaker 1: nice to meet you, you know, congratulations on everything. And
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, Greg, I just wanted to thank you
Speaker 1: that one time you came and spoke to the Ohio
Speaker 1: State buck eyes back in whatever he goes. I never
Speaker 1: forgot what you told me. I think about it all
Speaker 1: the time and I'm just like, start, I know. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with but you can just tell Dak. The
Speaker 1: very first time we met Dak, I was with Troy Aikman,
Speaker 1: and Dak walked over to Troy and was just like,
Speaker 1: it is an absolute honor to meet you. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying you have to kiss the ring, but like just
Speaker 1: acknowledge it was really really special. And that's when you
Speaker 1: can just separate guys like that and you also cheer
Speaker 1: for them. You root for them. They're real people, absolutely,
Speaker 1: and this is different, but the same. I was watching
Speaker 1: that Sunday night game and I was texting with Jerico
Speaker 1: after the game was over because like they get the
Speaker 1: Dallas San Francisco game next week, and then al Michaels
Speaker 1: and I were texting and I sat there for a second,
Speaker 1: and this isn't like any way of like, oh you're
Speaker 1: named No, I'm not name dropping. I always wanted to
Speaker 1: be a sports reporter, but I always wanted, you know,
Speaker 1: sports broadcasting was like what I wanted to do. And
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, how fortunate I am now, like
Speaker 1: this far into my career to have those people as allies,
Speaker 1: as friends and like all that stuff. And I was like,
Speaker 1: probably the same way in sports, like when you get
Speaker 1: to play with someone or you get to like actually
Speaker 1: pay off that like childhood dream of doing something like
Speaker 1: Chris Berman to this day still texts me at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the season and says, like, have a great
Speaker 1: football season, Like you're the reason that I wanted to
Speaker 1: get into this. So anyways, the tangent is just about
Speaker 1: being grateful for our jobs. But then also it's a
Speaker 1: great point by you, like these are people and I
Speaker 1: never call for like coaches jobs, and that's why I
Speaker 1: could never be on any of these debates shows where
Speaker 1: you're just ripping people apart. And that's fine, and that's
Speaker 1: a skill set all of its own, and like kudos
Speaker 1: to people that make their living doing that. I just
Speaker 1: can't like do that because it was even awkward when
Speaker 1: fitz called Jared Goff of poor Man's Matt Ryan and
Speaker 1: I it was awesome, I know, like and Bryan Fitzpatrick
Speaker 1: is like the kindest soul on the planet, like he
Speaker 1: I know, he's not saying it vindictively or like in
Speaker 1: a rude way. But then like Jared Goff coming back
Speaker 1: for those of you guys that didn't whatever, I like
Speaker 1: see this or follow sports, Jared Goff, the quarterback of
Speaker 1: the Lions comes up to our set after a great
Speaker 1: win for them, a great win for that oudensation going
Speaker 1: in Lambeau like this has been I mean, Aiden Hutchinson
Speaker 1: said it. He's like I grew up in Michigan, like
Speaker 1: watching watching Aaron beat our asses and like to come
Speaker 1: into Lambeau and like have this like shift in the
Speaker 1: NFC North. But Jared Goff like heard what Ryan Fitzpatrick
Speaker 1: had said about him during the pregame, and I also
Speaker 1: like that bravado from Jared Goff, Like this is like
Speaker 1: Jared Goff two point zero, he gets let go from
Speaker 1: the Rams after taking them to a super Bowl. He's
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, and look, it's everything happens
Speaker 1: for a reason Matthew comes in they win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: But I'm happy for Jared Goff to have this, like,
Speaker 1: you know, second chapter of his career. And his parents
Speaker 1: were there and they couldn't be more lovely. But anyways,
Speaker 1: what were we talking about. I don't know. The tangent
Speaker 1: is just about sports is what we do for a living.
Speaker 1: But people is like why we're in it so and
Speaker 1: always again a constant thing. We are so grateful for
Speaker 1: their time because they don't have much of it and
Speaker 1: they're lovely. So on our pregame show, I talked about
Speaker 1: I gave myself a good infection and this is why
Speaker 1: it is always nice to have a friend who is
Speaker 1: a doctor, so I can call and be like. My
Speaker 1: words to her were oh no, and she wrote and
Speaker 1: I realized I had a whole description to do. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Was me this morning?
Speaker 1: She I was in the middle of writing what happened?
Speaker 1: And she wrote, Oh God, what where are you? And
Speaker 1: I was like, well, there's a picture coming. So this week,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like every week I have massive
Speaker 1: acne issues. It's amazing, but I had one and I
Speaker 1: still have one right above my lip. It's fine. I
Speaker 1: FaceTime you a few times and showed you my bullet hole.
Speaker 1: It was good. It's fine. It's really really the infection
Speaker 1: is down there, like it's a deep dark planet. How
Speaker 1: long have we been working with this? This has only
Speaker 1: been a week, so I thought we would be great
Speaker 1: leading up to the game. You know, it's very much.
Speaker 1: So I'm on the treadmill of berries and they do
Speaker 1: the red lights. You can really see the what's fucking coming? Like,
Speaker 1: here's a preview for week five. Well, i'll tell you
Speaker 1: what's coming. Is me falling off that treadmill because it's
Speaker 1: so dark in there. I can't I don't know where
Speaker 1: my footing is, Like, oh my god, I literally have
Speaker 1: fallen off of that scary before scary when they're telling
Speaker 1: you ramp it up to ten, I said, I'm not
Speaker 1: ready for you, and I'm like trying to keep ready
Speaker 1: for it. So anyways, I had seen like every time
Speaker 1: they do the red light and you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: looking amazing and I'm never really getting that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: is your armpit supposed to look like a vagina? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Who? So anyways, I hate that. What is this?
Speaker 1: What is this? What is this? And as we get older,
Speaker 1: it's it's this is a steep Steve goes, you know,
Speaker 1: how come your skin's thin and mindset? I go, did
Speaker 1: you just say that? Did you just say that? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: getting old, my skin is creping. Oh, by the word,
Speaker 1: the word creping can go right out there with loaf
Speaker 1: like that's terrible. So why won't eat creeps? I don't
Speaker 1: like creepy skin, and I don't like crepe paper, and
Speaker 1: I don't like fucking fake pancakes. It looks great, fifty,
Speaker 1: shut up fifty. So anyways, I had seen this moment
Speaker 1: and I was like, gonna really be like you and
Speaker 1: be like I'm not going to pick it. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to pick it. So I did it well. Then
Speaker 1: Saturday night we had a great dinner. We had a
Speaker 1: couple of cocktails, were laughing, we facetimed you. We laughed
Speaker 1: our asses off when we facetimed you. I got it
Speaker 1: off chair hair, So heaven for Khart. You're a dream.
Speaker 1: So then I go to my room and I thought
Speaker 1: I saw a little white so I went to go
Speaker 1: famous last words, Famous last words. So the next morning
Speaker 1: Jillian comes and is like, oh, that looks great. The
Speaker 1: problem is it was like an open sore. So for
Speaker 1: like ten hours the game and the flight home. Because
Speaker 1: I couldn't be seen like this, they would have thought
Speaker 1: somebody was wrong with me, like I had shingles or something.
Speaker 1: Knock on wood, so I had massive caked on amounts
Speaker 1: of makeup. Dac for sure when he turned around and
Speaker 1: looked at me, was like, oh, I got for you. Okay.
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning. Okay, so I get home,
Speaker 1: I quickly take a shower, and I will I'm going
Speaker 1: to go back. Hold on, I'm going to interject you
Speaker 1: FaceTime me. I was waiting to do our game breaks
Speaker 1: because there was something going on in the studio, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, halfway through one of the game breaks,
Speaker 1: oh the downstairs get along gang forgot that there was
Speaker 1: shit going on. Back to somebody did that to them.
Speaker 1: No it so I had to say something during the broadcast. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I digress. That was great, stay on track, Carissa, the
Speaker 1: I don't remember what I was doing. I facetimed you
Speaker 1: in the studio, Yes, thank you you, FaceTime me, and
Speaker 1: you said I want to pick this so bad, and
Speaker 1: I was like, do not do that, and Meanwhile, Jillian's like,
Speaker 1: don't do that. Down to it. So we get home
Speaker 1: at a reasonable hour. I can't go to sleep. I'm
Speaker 1: not tired. I go take a full blown like I
Speaker 1: did the shower, like I did the exfoliation. Every body
Speaker 1: scrub I was hoping this steam would get up in there.
Speaker 1: Are we shaving our legs when we get back to
Speaker 1: think I did that? But anyways, that's fine. So anyways,
Speaker 1: I get out. I've got the magnifying mirror, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking get this. I got the safety pin.
Speaker 1: I cleaned it off. I got in there, I got
Speaker 1: the thing. I got the pit how that feeling, that
Speaker 1: feeling when you know you got it great, I'm cleaning
Speaker 1: it with alcohol. I've got lotions on it. Were good.
Speaker 1: I wake up this morning the right side of my
Speaker 1: face was swollen like I got stung by a beat.
Speaker 1: I got in yes, my right my l the safety pin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I cleaned it. But I looked at Jarrett and
Speaker 1: he goes, what did you do to your face? I
Speaker 1: had to call the doctor immediately. I feel like an
Speaker 1: investigative journalist. Where were you between seven oh four and
Speaker 1: seven oh seven between creepy. God, my god. I called
Speaker 1: my doctor immediately and showed a picture, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I got some anibiotics coming. I got annoytment, which also
Speaker 1: is a terrible word. It doesn't look that bad. I
Speaker 1: hate that word. I hate. I got an annoyment and
Speaker 1: I got a pill. I gotta take Jesus Christ. This
Speaker 1: is this is I mean, oh, I've had some real doozies,
Speaker 1: but I've never had to take well. And then the
Speaker 1: other problem is this. I read in the paper the
Speaker 1: other day, the paper. Oh yeah, you're just busy reading
Speaker 1: the paper at this gal. Anyone got the New York Times.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm busy reading the Wall Street Journals. Mother
Speaker 1: read the paper. His mother got a massive staph infection
Speaker 1: because she popped. Oh shit, she popped, is it? So
Speaker 1: I was like, I gave myself a staph infection. Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get sodus. That was like earlier today. So
Speaker 1: I'm not going to see Steve. And so I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I have to go to Vegas for twenty four hours, Like,
Speaker 1: come with me. It's a trip. This isn't my real employment.
Speaker 1: So it's not we're not bringing our daughter, our son
Speaker 1: and our fucking dog or husband to workday, but in
Speaker 1: this particular case, or your jeans bags fly free. Let's
Speaker 1: go to through business select. Okay, Carissa Jean so so Steve,
Speaker 1: this brings me for those of you that were listening
Speaker 1: to the pregame this week, I tease the story that
Speaker 1: we're going through. Yes, my delta three sixty. I am
Speaker 1: going to brag about it because I worked really hard.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Aaron gets mad. But I'm telling you what,
Speaker 1: I bet I have more miles than you. I bet
Speaker 1: you do. But you need to have a better attitude
Speaker 1: about what's going on and maybe a sessions on her
Speaker 1: face because the eye in the sky is always watching. Okay,
Speaker 1: like today I put my bins away and he goes,
Speaker 1: this is why you're three sixty. I said, you're goddamn right,
Speaker 1: because you put those bins away. There's like there's people
Speaker 1: watching what's going on here? Throwing your your plastic water
Speaker 1: bottles away. So anyway, so I go through my special
Speaker 1: entrance and who do I see in the special entrance
Speaker 1: Terry Bradshaw and Sweet Tammy just sitting right there. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is perfect. So this is
Speaker 1: what gets good. So for our loyal listeners of the podcast,
Speaker 1: you know that I got set up with my current
Speaker 1: boyfriend from Lovely Kelly and Matthew Stafford because they're like,
Speaker 1: you have dated and we're married to losers, so we're
Speaker 1: going to set you up with a great guy. I'm like, oh, great,
Speaker 1: Like this is gonna be a casual flaying. He's a
Speaker 1: good time lo and behold a year later, he's my
Speaker 1: favorite human on the planet other than Aaron So and
Speaker 1: Maxwell Great. So the best part about this is is
Speaker 1: like being in a great relationship you can laugh about,
Speaker 1: like who your exes have been. Well, one of Steve's
Speaker 1: exes is Rachel Bradshaw, Terry's daughter. So we walk in
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, the whole family's here. I
Speaker 1: was like, Terry, you know Steve, Steve, you obviously know
Speaker 1: Terry and Tammy and this like the whole you know
Speaker 1: Rachel and you know Rachel. By the way, she's expecting
Speaker 1: a baby versus congratulations to Rachel on that. Great, he's
Speaker 1: very excited. Steve is excited for her as well. But
Speaker 1: I meant, Terry, yeah, this is going to be their
Speaker 1: fourth grandchild. Anyways, stay with us. I'm getting to the
Speaker 1: point of the story. So running into your you know, exes,
Speaker 1: whatever family. Where was I going with this? Though? I
Speaker 1: can't remember. Oh, it's just like funny and awkward, and
Speaker 1: it was fine because it was like fucking Terry Bradshaw
Speaker 1: the Confident. But I can't remember. I thought there was
Speaker 1: something else I needed to say about this. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's been a long day. I give you credit. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm on annointment for goodness sakes, I need to be
Speaker 1: on something to pay attention. Where's the coffee? Oh? I
Speaker 1: know where I'm going with this. Oh my god, so sorry,
Speaker 1: So Steve, so that that happens, fine, who cares. We're
Speaker 1: then on the plane and my leg is having this
Speaker 1: pulsating thing going on. I know. That's exactly what I said.
Speaker 1: It's not good. If it's in your calf, it's bad. No,
Speaker 1: it's on my thoughts and sometimes it moves. Moves. Doctor
Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews report read. No, it's like pulse. It has
Speaker 1: like a heartbeat. So I made Steve. We're sitting in
Speaker 1: the seat and I was like, yo, like, put your
Speaker 1: hand here. It's like a baby is kicking. I'm pregnant
Speaker 1: in my leg. It's a boy or is it a girl?
Speaker 1: You should by the way, missy, it's a quick can't
Speaker 1: imagine god. So anyway, so it's pulsating. I was like,
Speaker 1: can you please look up for me? Like, is am
Speaker 1: I going to die? Like what's going on here? And
Speaker 1: so this is classic Stevie goes it could be dehydration
Speaker 1: or death, and I'm like, yeah, somewhere in between. Can
Speaker 1: somebody help me diagnose why I have this constant pulsating
Speaker 1: in my leg and sometimes it jumps around from one
Speaker 1: leg to the other leg and it's not a good thing.
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm hydrating. What is that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on the Power Raid. When
Speaker 1: was the last time I know? This is also going
Speaker 1: to turn into a diabetic as well. No, it's fine,
Speaker 1: Power Aid. I will do an endorsement for you. I'm
Speaker 1: not too proud. How come Prime doesn't have I need
Speaker 1: to talk to constants. Prime needs to be the spokesperson
Speaker 1: for Prime, that gatorade thing or whatever. He has enough
Speaker 1: save someone for me acting like acting like I have
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I'm going to lose the deposit on this room.
Speaker 1: The Power Aid's now on the pool table anyhoy, God,
Speaker 1: clean it up, grab the club soda we us. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that was like the time I peed my pants.
Speaker 1: When I was in Indianapolis. I peed the bed because
Speaker 1: I was so drunk. This was like a super Bowl
Speaker 1: and I was really having like a bad few years
Speaker 1: of my life. You wouldn't talk to me at that point.
Speaker 1: You're such a loser. And I woke up in the
Speaker 1: morning and I was like, oh my god, I feed
Speaker 1: the bed. So then I called downstairs and I pretended
Speaker 1: like the bed was all wet. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened here. There's like a leak in
Speaker 1: the roof. I was like, the bed is all wet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they can smell it and figure it out.
Speaker 1: You know. Know. It's a bad time in my life.
Speaker 1: But here we are now. Yeah, I paid a pair
Speaker 1: of golden balls. What are you watching? Oh, Monday night football? Great?
Speaker 1: All right, well week five? Here we go. Where are
Speaker 1: you going? Justin Fields? I can't wait to talk to you. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to DC but for the Bears
Speaker 1: Commander's game. Great, I'm going to be in the studio
Speaker 1: this weekend. Who do we need to talk to about?
Speaker 1: Getting me on your show. Me, what's the segment I
Speaker 1: could do with you? All of them. We're doing all
Speaker 1: the segments and great shaggers. Back you guys. We love you,
Speaker 1: we appreciate you. Thank you for listen. Steve, you want
Speaker 1: to say hi, Okay, we'll save until next week. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to run into more of your ex girlfriend's parents.
Speaker 1: All right, questions, comments and concerns. Anyone has this idea
Speaker 1: what's wrong with her thigh? Let us know. I know
Speaker 1: whole sitting. I have a video I took the put
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, exactly, love you and I hope that
Speaker 1: your infection doesn't spread to the rest of your body.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're horrible. Don't manifest that. We just
Speaker 1: manifest relationships and having Mi Cup Parsons on our show.
Speaker 1: Come on, adorable Number eleven, also eleven your program. Number
Speaker 1: one in your Todd McClellan's wife, the head coach of
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles Kings. Apparently Todd McClellan's wife, big fan
Speaker 1: of the Big show. Oh, I gotta go pay my bills.
Speaker 1: For more information, go to visit Las Vegas dot com.
Speaker 1: keV Now you go, Kevin God, I do I do Kevin.
Speaker 1: By the way, cal text me this guy text me
Speaker 1: during the game and all capsroke Kevin, I'm like, yeahs, whoa,
Speaker 1: we got a good one here in San Francisco. Stop
Speaker 1: me if you've heard this before. Christian McCaffrey just scored
Speaker 1: his seventeenth touchdown of the game. The forty nine Ers
Speaker 1: lead two hundred and sixty seven to twelve. Kevin, You're
Speaker 1: gonna be fucked for you. You're damned if you don't.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm just gonna start throwing it back
Speaker 1: to tom Me. I'll throw it so the antibiotic at you.
Speaker 1: By the way, I think I've got one coming now,
Speaker 1: because I got enough boy for all of us. Well,
Speaker 1: stop saying that I love you. Well bye. Calm Down.
Speaker 1: With Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1: For more podcasts from iHeart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio app,
Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. MHM