Speaker 1: Second d d Well, I hate to start things off
Speaker 1: on a sour note, but I already know Brooke is
Speaker 1: going to be rooting for this second date to fail
Speaker 1: to find love. Well, I don't know much, but the
Speaker 1: only thing I do know is that one of our listeners, Ronald,
Speaker 1: went out with a woman recently and that woman apparently
Speaker 1: says she does not drink. Brook famously hates the sobers.
Speaker 1: You have an uphill battle to fight here, my friend,
Speaker 1: but hopefully you can convince my lovely co host to
Speaker 1: go to bat for you. So tell us about the
Speaker 1: girl that you want us to call. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Cindy. Her name Cindy. And I'm guessing
Speaker 1: was she upfront with you about not drinking. It's a
Speaker 1: complicated story, but yeah, she was upfront when we met
Speaker 1: for a first day. We met at a cocktail bar.
Speaker 1: So okay, So she's cool being out around Yeah totally.
Speaker 1: Because everybody has different levels of sobriety. Sometimes you need
Speaker 1: that reminder of like, oh, yeah, this is why I
Speaker 1: don't drink. Yeah, actually just go out with a bunch
Speaker 1: of annoying drunk people. Yeah okay, So I mean, how
Speaker 1: did that meeting go? It was a really small coxhail bar. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's like a place you go get one or two drinks.
Speaker 1: They're pretty expensive. Oh yeah. And so when I found out,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she'd be you don't go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, this is great. And we I had
Speaker 1: a drink and she had something just like a soda
Speaker 1: water and are you okay? Are you? Are you sure?
Speaker 1: She's rolling in her eyes, she's breaking things in half
Speaker 1: in for him? Great, but go through at all. I
Speaker 1: totally applied people's life of sobriety. I think that it's awesome. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: But if you were on this date, you'd already be
Speaker 1: four drinks deep because I'm not a sober person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not on the date, not now, exactly during your sleep now.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, let's let's learn a little bit more
Speaker 1: out silver. Cindy tell us how well, in my head,
Speaker 1: I was like, we should probably go somewhere else where
Speaker 1: they have like food. This also, they didn't really have
Speaker 1: food at this part. So she was telling me she's
Speaker 1: really religious while we're there. Okay, this is making okay?
Speaker 1: Is that why she chooses not to drink? Then? Right?
Speaker 1: I think? So hard? Is that okay with you, because
Speaker 1: like I personally, I probably wouldn't date a super religious
Speaker 1: person because I'm not a super religious person, and I
Speaker 1: feel like those are the type of things that you
Speaker 1: really need to be on the same level with. It's
Speaker 1: not my jam either, by in large, but this is
Speaker 1: gonna sound really shallow too. But she is so attractive
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, absolutely, so your Jesus relationship depends on
Speaker 1: how hot. I'm not saying that I would be interest
Speaker 1: didn't her if she wasn't an interesting person, But I
Speaker 1: still feel this way. I'm like religious, Yeah, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not what I would prefer, but hey, everyone just gotta
Speaker 1: lived their life. Bro, you're in front of a pretty girl.
Speaker 1: There's just something inside of you that's just like, keep
Speaker 1: her attention right now. Okay, so she's locked you back
Speaker 1: in with her amazing good looks. Where do you move
Speaker 1: from after the cocktail bar? Yeah? Well, she was like,
Speaker 1: do you want to do something wild? Oh? Do you
Speaker 1: get to go youth group? Yes? What's wild? What's wild
Speaker 1: for a sober church girl? Well, I'll tell you because
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, of course, and she said we
Speaker 1: should this is true, we should go buy a back
Speaker 1: of groceries and give it to a homeless person. No wild,
Speaker 1: she's gonna want to leave. This is the that's actually sweet,
Speaker 1: but not wild, as long as you like, get the
Speaker 1: order from the homeless person first, like you're not forcing
Speaker 1: groceries on them that they don't want or some excuse.
Speaker 1: Give the gluten free option. They can be lactose and collaring,
Speaker 1: you know, I was. I actually thought it was kind
Speaker 1: of an awesome idea. Yeah, for sure, fun but it
Speaker 1: was late, so the only place it was opened with
Speaker 1: seven eleven. Oh, then it was fine. There was still
Speaker 1: some decent stuff in the seven eleven. No, you could
Speaker 1: still get some pasta there, you know, like mac and cheese,
Speaker 1: sandwich whatever, and like toilet trees and stuff. That's that's
Speaker 1: actually good. So we got this bag. It was like
Speaker 1: fifty eight dollars worth of stuff. All right, that's a
Speaker 1: really nice and did you pay to like, you know,
Speaker 1: show off? I try to pay for everything on the
Speaker 1: first date. Right, good? So what happens next? He take
Speaker 1: this bag out and we're just looking around downtown area
Speaker 1: for a homeless person to give it to you, and
Speaker 1: there was this man sort of slumped over in an
Speaker 1: entry way of a business. See that's more Brooks type. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've made out with one really hot homeless guy. Would
Speaker 1: you approach him? She was asleep, and so I was like,
Speaker 1: there's a scoop here protected from the rain, so we
Speaker 1: might as well just put this bag here, you know,
Speaker 1: And she's like I want to wake him up? No, no,
Speaker 1: why would you wake him up? Slap him? Oh no?
Speaker 1: Like at that point, she just like what is she wanting?
Speaker 1: Praise from the guy, like, why does she take him up? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she does wake him up. She won't take no
Speaker 1: for an answer actually, and so she waked him up
Speaker 1: and he's like, look you know yeah yeah yeah, And
Speaker 1: she was like, we got this package for you, you know,
Speaker 1: full food and stuff, and he sort of like glanced
Speaker 1: over and he was like, oh, say, you know, he's
Speaker 1: just like sleepy. Yeah, and she repeated it again. Actually
Speaker 1: she was like, we got to speak. What does she want?
Speaker 1: And then he said thank you? And so that seemed
Speaker 1: to be, you know, I was enough, and we walked away,
Speaker 1: and she was kind of in a sour mood about it.
Speaker 1: Our movie cry or like jump up and hugg what
Speaker 1: does she want? I think she thought that she should
Speaker 1: have gotten more recognition for the gesture, So that's not
Speaker 1: typically why you should do good things right that require
Speaker 1: so you go and you take the food back and
Speaker 1: you find them more grateful. I mean, was that a
Speaker 1: turn off for you because that would have been a
Speaker 1: turn off for me. Yeah. Well, to be fair, I
Speaker 1: didn't know if that was real. That's what it seemed like.
Speaker 1: But you know, people are very complicated and she could
Speaker 1: have just been in a strange emotional place. I hear
Speaker 1: you saying that she's hot all over again. You looked fast.
Speaker 1: It okay, So how did that night end? So we
Speaker 1: didn't kiss or anything because I also didn't know about
Speaker 1: like religious principles and so I'm not going to like
Speaker 1: lean in. So that was it. And uh, I've texted
Speaker 1: her a couple of times since then. I called her once.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be annoying, but I just never
Speaker 1: heard back. Did you think that maybe you weren't grateful
Speaker 1: enough for the date? Oh? Did you text her on
Speaker 1: a Sunday? Yeah, there's a lot of mistakes that you
Speaker 1: could have made here. But we're gonna call sober Cindy
Speaker 1: for you and try and get your second date update
Speaker 1: right after this second, before we embark on this holy
Speaker 1: journey over the phone lines in search of second date salvation,
Speaker 1: let's first give praise to our listener, Ron, who, during
Speaker 1: his first encounter with Cindy, shunned the sin of alcohol,
Speaker 1: took the righteous path of charity to feed and bathe
Speaker 1: the homeless, gave him some toothpaste, which is pretty close,
Speaker 1: and finally he resisted the alluring temptation of carnal pleasure
Speaker 1: and did not go in for the first kiss. For
Speaker 1: he who takes the righteous path shall be rewarded with
Speaker 1: a second date, especially if it's with a hot girl
Speaker 1: named Cindy. In this we pray Amen, thank you, same thing. Basically,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Cindy and see why she doesn't want
Speaker 1: to go out with Ron again. Yeah? Do you? I mean, Ron,
Speaker 1: do you think that you know, it was pretty obvious
Speaker 1: that you weren't a super religious dude and that just
Speaker 1: isn't what she's looking for. I mean, honestly, it could
Speaker 1: be that simple. You know, we had the conversation at
Speaker 1: our first drink and I laid all my stuff out
Speaker 1: on the table. You did that, Yeah, definitely shouldn't be
Speaker 1: putting your junk up on the table. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean religious or non religious girls both don't appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I don't like that kidding, but I'm not they We're
Speaker 1: just joking around, man. But let's call Cindy and we'll
Speaker 1: see what she has to say. Hopefully we can get
Speaker 1: you another date. Here you ready? Yeah? Hello? Hello is
Speaker 1: a Cindy? Yeah? This is she. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just have a feeling she's not gonna like us, or
Speaker 1: that she listens. Yeah, I don't know. Do you listen
Speaker 1: to the radio in the morning, Cindy, I mean like
Speaker 1: occasionally sometimes Yeah, okay, Well, as one of the stations
Speaker 1: you listened to have the show called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Um, I think I've heard of it.
Speaker 1: I mean I've at least heard it like advertised. I
Speaker 1: guess big Jesus lovers on this show. You're Jewish joke?
Speaker 1: Still love that guy. But you we heard maybe you're
Speaker 1: you're the religious type, Cindy. Is that true? Um? I
Speaker 1: mean it's kind of like personal, but I do consider
Speaker 1: myself a Christian. Oh well, alleluish, I'm practicing. I'm going
Speaker 1: to be better for you, Sindy. But the reason that
Speaker 1: we're calling is we're trying to get a little help
Speaker 1: for one of our listeners that you recently went out
Speaker 1: on a date with named Ron. Oh Um, yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's why we know you're religious, is because he
Speaker 1: had mentioned it when we talked to him. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: all part of this segment that we're doing called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update. And Ron told us all about the
Speaker 1: evening that you guys spent together, which sounded pretty fun.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he was a pretty nice guy. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, we got along. I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess it was just like a little disappointing and
Speaker 1: so in the end, like I tried to do something
Speaker 1: like really nice for someone and I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just didn't turn out exactly how I envisioned. I guess.
Speaker 1: Like he told us a little bit about going to
Speaker 1: the bar and then going to the seven eleven to
Speaker 1: pick up food and things to feed the homeless, which
Speaker 1: we thought was a really cool gesture. Yeah, I was, Um,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad he did that with me. He
Speaker 1: seemed a little confused at first, but I mean he
Speaker 1: was down, which was nice. Okay, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: it just didn't turn out all the way how I
Speaker 1: had hoped. Um, are you talking about when you insisted
Speaker 1: on waking the man up to tell him that you
Speaker 1: guys were giving him groceries. Is that what you're referring to?
Speaker 1: Because I told him that he should have slapped the
Speaker 1: guy away, so I was on your side. I think
Speaker 1: we kind of thought you should have left him sleep.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean they you know, homeless people do
Speaker 1: sleep a lot, So I mean, like you know about
Speaker 1: that way, How did they yet? I don't think those
Speaker 1: two things that usually go hand in hand. I never
Speaker 1: thought about it that way. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: Interesting point, but what was the reason, that's what we're
Speaker 1: looking for. What was the reason that you're not calling
Speaker 1: Ron back now after the date? I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: he just did a see him down all the way
Speaker 1: with like what I was trying to do, Well, what
Speaker 1: were you trying to do? I wanted to let this
Speaker 1: guy know that we got him groceries, and you know,
Speaker 1: we did something for him, and I'm trying to help
Speaker 1: the community. And I asked Ron to like take a
Speaker 1: selfie of him and this man and like a bee
Speaker 1: and him. Oh no, no, oh, did he use the
Speaker 1: wrong filter? I could see that would be you are
Speaker 1: not using charity as klout, are you? No, No, it's
Speaker 1: not clout. It's like I just wanted to show the world,
Speaker 1: like what I'm doing, and I want to like raise
Speaker 1: awareness for this man. Like and the man didn't want
Speaker 1: where to sleep, he wanted to keep sleeping. I mean,
Speaker 1: the man wanted food and I gave it to him.
Speaker 1: How do you know that he never talked to him
Speaker 1: before you handed him a bag of groceries? Yeah, why
Speaker 1: a homeless person wouldn't want like a bag of food
Speaker 1: that they don't have to do anything for. Like, it's
Speaker 1: just like, if you want the selfie, why don't you
Speaker 1: volunteer with an organization and then take a picture of
Speaker 1: yourself at said organization and tell people to then donate
Speaker 1: to said organization specific Yeah, but like, if you're raising awareness,
Speaker 1: you raise awareness for an organization that is trying to
Speaker 1: make an impact on the community. You don't go up
Speaker 1: to random sleeping people and assume what their wants and
Speaker 1: needs are certainly knows how to exploit homeless people on
Speaker 1: a profession. You know who never told us any of
Speaker 1: this is Ron. His side of the story didn't include
Speaker 1: any picture so I'd like to ask him about it,
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Okay, Hi, Cindy him. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't mention that because it didn't actually happen. What
Speaker 1: didn't happen? She asked me, and I said no. Why
Speaker 1: Why would you say no? You don't want to brag
Speaker 1: about your good Dyes, selfish of you. I think Cindy
Speaker 1: actually has a point, you know. I think Cindy's heart
Speaker 1: is in the right place. I think he wants to
Speaker 1: and this is a way to do that. Is it, though?
Speaker 1: But I'm not but it can come across as being
Speaker 1: you know, predatory. Yeah, I mean Brook, he's not just
Speaker 1: saying this's because Cindy's super hot. But I don't think
Speaker 1: that she was thinking of her heart. I think you're
Speaker 1: thinking all the stuff that's in front of her heart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably never till they're married. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, Ron, you said no because it's the wrong
Speaker 1: thing to do. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. I
Speaker 1: think people have different standards that they hold themselves too. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: before I offer to send you guys out again, I
Speaker 1: feel like, maybe first you should Ron apologize Tody for
Speaker 1: not taking that self you do. You're being sarcasting as
Speaker 1: I am trying to do my job and make the
Speaker 1: love connection happen. I will go to any lengths to
Speaker 1: make sure that our two listeners get to go out.
Speaker 1: I know you don't care about love, but I do.
Speaker 1: I you know what, like apology would actually be really nice, noogiz,
Speaker 1: it would be the holy thing. Ron go ahead, Yes,
Speaker 1: we are ready. We are ready to hear your arms
Speaker 1: spread open wide. Go ahead, Ron, I, I honestly apologize.
Speaker 1: I am sorry. What are you sorry for not exploiting
Speaker 1: a man who was asleep? Well, you know, honestly, there
Speaker 1: was no actual exploitation happening. Because everybody's got their own path,
Speaker 1: everyone's on their own journey. We all get to Heaven
Speaker 1: on different buses. Right, let's take the bus journey to
Speaker 1: date number two because me, now that you've got your apology,
Speaker 1: we would like to offer to send you out on
Speaker 1: another date with Ron Um. Well, thank you, Ron for
Speaker 1: the apology. I appreciate. I know it seems shallow and
Speaker 1: these radio hosts that are judging me through the phone,
Speaker 1: think what I am trying to do is shallow? Finding
Speaker 1: up for you is what I eat. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: inspire and I, you know, thank you Ron for being
Speaker 1: there with me and help trying to help me with
Speaker 1: my vision. So are you going out with him again?
Speaker 1: Are you saying yes once the picture hits? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think your heart's in the right place and I
Speaker 1: feel I think i'd be interested to give you another
Speaker 1: chance another chair, Ron, Ron, you still up with this? Yeah? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to hear you say that. Down religions,
Speaker 1: we're all happy together from a different I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm getting on Jeff Butt Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know what, you're gonna stick with the music. Do
Speaker 1: I feel bad that I put our listener on the
Speaker 1: spot there by asking him to apologize for not taking
Speaker 1: a selfie with the homeless man. I don't know, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'll tell you pastic the whole time, and
Speaker 1: she thought you were being sincere Brooke. My charity to
Speaker 1: the world is hooking up regular dudes with smoking hot ladies,
Speaker 1: no matter if they have to grovel or bag or
Speaker 1: go against their own belief system. They're not even to
Speaker 1: hook up Jeff She's super religious. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You guys always say the religious ones are freaks in
Speaker 1: the sheet, so I don't say that you told me that.
Speaker 1: I think they say that they'll figure out something to
Speaker 1: do for sure. And by the way, I want it
Speaker 1: to be clear, I never told Holds him to apologize.
Speaker 1: I just gave him the avenue to do it himself.
Speaker 1: And he couldn't tell just how attractive Cindy was because
Speaker 1: Ron could not have jumped on that freeway fast. You know,
Speaker 1: it's interesting how quickly our morals moral compass just dissolves
Speaker 1: in the face of a nice set. I mean, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but you know what, if you would like to become
Speaker 1: our next charity case so we could hook you up
Speaker 1: with that hot guy or gal who got away, then
Speaker 1: email the show and maybe will convince you to apologize
Speaker 1: with ulterior motives. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,