WEBVTT - Who Eats Spelt? 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.440 Hey, Hi, what's going on? Andy? 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:04.320 Not much? You put this hat on me because you 0:00:04.320 --> 0:00:06.640 don't want people to know that we record multiple episodes 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:07.120 in one day. 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:08.160 No, no, it's a different day. 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:12.360 Oh really I like your country Uh what is it? 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:13.320 Country club? 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.200 Look? Yeah, you know, I'm I'm biff today. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.600 Are you going? What are you just playing tennis with Diane? 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:24.000 I was like, it reminds me of the Johnny that 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:28.040 dick on karate Kid, you know, like the blonde, always 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:29.400 like the preppy blonde. A hole. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:31.880 I've never seen the karate kid. Also, I'm taking his 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:32.360 hat off. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:36.199 Yeah, I'll take this off. Welcome to Serial Killers, episode 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:40.520 one forty nine. I just went away from one fifty. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:41.559 I know what are we gonna do? 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:43.280 Absolutely nothing. 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.479 It's two guys with us blonde, just a bowl at 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:53.080 his bood. The review is the wheels for you? What 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:58.160 is Scott gonna say? What's Andrew gonna say? Well, that's 0:00:59.400 --> 0:00:59.800 just OK. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:06.600 They'll be. 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:12.920 We do argue that. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.720 And you get to hear that slope. Bet we don't 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:19.640 slurp or but we do chew. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.319 I used to cut the chewing out, but I can't 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:22.640 do that anymore because of the video. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.080 Sorry Scott, just blame it on me once again. 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:28.160 Well, I think people have me so thelioma and they 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:29.280 don't like the chewing. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.600 I wish I had my own button bar of sounds 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.920 because I would do a Scotty's playing the victim card. 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.240 It's not mesothelioma, that's the asbestos. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.720 Yeah. Now, if you were a loved one had mesli. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:46.000 It's it's uh, it's it's me so horny fenioma miso. Yes, 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.920 you're right, You're right on the money there, something like, so, 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:52.000 welcome to Serial Killers. It's Monday. Another week has gone 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.240 by and here we are, and I have to apologize. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.400 The last episode was just bickering and arguing, and. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:59.960 It's always bickering and arguing because the minute anybody said 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.240 as anything that goes contrary to what you think, what 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:07.400 you believe, it's immediately like shut down, but I feel 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.320 and then you crawl into your little hole, your little 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:13.080 Scotti's Scotti's cute cubby hole. And then it's immediately like. 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.160 But here's what I'm thinking. If we're only going to 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.800 do one episode a week, we need to give the fans. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.120 We can do two. You want to go back up 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.400 to two because I saw on Instagram as Serial Killers PC. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.280 You once again said that it was my fault that 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:28.760 we're doing one episode a week. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.200 I just think that if we're going to do one 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.360 episode a week, we should do the best episode we 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:33.160 possibly can. 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.880 I'm in it for that, but it's my computer went 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:37.680 off again. I can see you just fine. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.840 You're supposed to change the settings, Millennial Andy. Let's sit down. 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.120 So I never stood up. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.360 You were about to. I saw that like like the 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.280 what's my line thing where you were about to stand up, 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:53.200 where it didn't really what Yeah, what what's my line? 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:54.400 Are you on drugs? 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.720 Yes? Down to the cereal sack. Oh, we forgot to 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.720 do something in the last episode. I just remembered what 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.040 we'll do it at the end of the day. The 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:02.800 banana milk. Yeah, just remind me. At the end of 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.200 this episode, we'll drink panimelk. All right, So going down 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:08.240 to the cereal sack. I don't know what should we do. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:14.040 First, Andrew New New New New, All right, people are 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.800 lucky they can't see you from the waist down because 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:18.560 you're wearing camouflage pants. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.320 Well that's they can't see my pants. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:21.919 I know. I keep looking at you I'm like where 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:22.720 Scott's legs. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:26.920 Secret Squirrel Joel from shopwrit furry friend Joel ordered this 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:29.200 special for me because I couldn't find the fourth in 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:32.960 the series of new kind cereals. Oh boy, it's honey almond. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.280 Okay. I said in the last episode that honey cereals 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.960 can't be bad. I was then proven wrong when Barbara 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:43.240 put that abomination out. So I'm looking forward to this 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.760 one though, because I think they'll actually do well. 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.800 Yeah. So there is a touch of honey in here. 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.200 And the thing that makes me happy about this is, 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.400 even though it's not advertised really in the title because 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.840 it's just called honey almond, there are big slivers of 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:59.160 toasted coconut in here. Okay, you know me and coconut, 0:03:59.200 --> 0:03:59.840 I'm a fan. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.200 Do except for toasted coconut cheerios. You weren't a fan 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:03.480 of them. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:04.240 No, those were not good. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:05.400 Now I liked them again. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.240 I still have not organized all these things here, and 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:09.680 I need to shake this cereal. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.200 So can you just blame me for it like you usually. 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.080 Do, And I'll tell you something. The mouse the cursor 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.320 is not even here. Okay, it's just not even It's 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:19.400 not even here. So I can't even do anything andy. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.560 When you came and turned my computer on, did you 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:25.040 accidentally touch something? You definitely did, Yeah you did, Okay, 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:26.919 well just needed you to blame me for it. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.800 It's a rather small box, just ten ounces of Kind cereal, 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:31.640 and you know that the bag inside is going to 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:32.400 be smaller than the box. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.480 Yeah, they're baby sized. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.680 Why don't they do the chocolate chip Kind bar? I 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.320 know we did have a chocolate one, but it wasn't 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:41.040 I thought they were going like, never mind, I don't 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:41.640 know what I'm talking. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:42.839 I'm very confused. 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:44.640 Yeah, just forget. I'm thinking of Cliff bars. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:45.920 Oh. I love Cliff bars. 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:47.360 I wish Cliff would make a cereal. 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:50.120 I feel like I always forget how good granola bars are. 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:51.640 Is like just a quick snack. 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.559 Those are granola bars? You still call them granola bars? 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.520 Yeah? I pretty much call anything in bar form granola. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.279 Like a Cliff bar or a Kind bar is not 0:04:59.279 --> 0:04:59.960 a granola bar. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.920 What's the one that has the uh, the guy and 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.520 he's like mountain climbing. That's cliff Yeah, yeah, that's not granola. 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:10.160 No, it's not granola. Oh okay, my favorite Cliff bar? 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.679 Can I tell you. Yeah, it's the nut Butter series, okay, 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:16.760 And it's the tart cherry cashew nut butter cliff Bar. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:18.400 It is delicious. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.920 No, I'm not. Cherry is very Uh. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.880 I don't know there were more cherry cereal. There should 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:24.719 be more cherry cereal. 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.800 Eh, I'm gonna say now on that one. Although I 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.719 feel like maybe in my older age, I'm starting to 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.000 like certain things that I used to not like, like Selter. 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.159 I hated Selter as a kid, and now I love Selter. 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:36.360 And I can't set drinks. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:37.719 Every time that you eat a cereal that it has 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.359 dried strawberries, you're drinking Seltz. 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:43.560 Well, yeah, that's I still hate that though the consistency 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.640 is not great, and I don't like the sparkly feeling 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:45.960 in life. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:47.400 I never understand why you say that. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:52.360 You don't okay, it has a fizzy taste and you 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.000 can't lie it's getting dehydrated in your mouth. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.960 No, it is dehydrated. It's getting rehydrated. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:01.320 It's doing that sign. I don't have a spoon. 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:04.320 Stop throwing your spoons away from episode to episode. Take 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:05.920 it out of the garbage, young mackey. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.839 You don't get me a spoon, Thank you know what, 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.520 They should have made a Malamar cereal. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:15.560 That is ingenius, thank you, and that could be sold 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:19.400 year round because malamars are only sold in the cooler months, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.040 and some people listening to this podcast may not even 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:23.240 know what a malamar. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.039 Is the best things in the entire world. Can we 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.719 give away a Malamar box to people? I'll go buy 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:28.840 it and then you just have to ship it. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.000 You gottait till it's on sale because it's like very expensive. 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.400 It's so good though, like five bucks. I love malamars, 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.800 especially when you put them in the fridge and they 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:37.520 get a little cold. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.200 They want to sale a chop right for ninety nine 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:40.040 cents a few weeks ago. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:45.719 Wait, so, malamars are basically just marshmallow chocolate covered gram cracker. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.320 Just think of a moon pie if you don't have Malamar's, 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.280 it's kind of like a moonpie, but smaller and rounder 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:50.880 and puffier. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:54.520 They're absolutely delicious. If you've never had one before, and 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.400 you're the first person to tweet us. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.919 No, no, no, thousand people can't tell which one was first. No, 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:03.839 We'll think of something npisco ing. You don't know what 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.160 that is? What's that really? 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:13.200 Okay? I'm gonna eat now by mm hmm. 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:15.560 There's a whole lot going on. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:17.200 No of its good. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:22.960 The coconut is good. No, not for me. It's a mess. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.800 There's a lot. There's a lot going on in here. 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:26.720 I'll give them two bowls. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:30.160 There's not a lot of flavor. No, what's on your phone? 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.760 I'm just getting a text message? So I was looking 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.000 at it. 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:34.760 Two balls. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:36.000 Yeah it's not good. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:37.800 Is that what you said? Yeah, I don't want to 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.000 do the same as you. Okay, two balls. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.200 It just has too much going on and none of 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:50.040 it works. No, it's very much like if you sat 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:52.960 underneath like a funnel that just had straight trail mix 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.480 coming into your mouth. That's it. It's just not good. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.720 It's too crunchy. There's too many different things. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:02.760 Yeah. Sorry, I had to wait a second, and then 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.080 I pictured me with a funnel over my mouth with 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:06.360 a trail mix falling in it. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:10.080 Yeah, it's just not good. It's not No, don't do it. 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.560 Yeah, So as far as the kind cereal goes, because 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:16.280 we're done with them now. Not commond, no, clanberry uh uh, 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.119 chocolate yes, apple, yes. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.000 So maybe what I'll do is on cereal killers PC 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:26.200 dot com. I'll put ranked your kind cereals and it'll 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.960 be its own separate blog posts. That way, if you're 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.880 in the grocery store, I want to say, silly, So 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.960 you're telling me someone because their new cereals may see 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:34.760 it and be like, oh my gosh. May want to 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.160 see how we ranked the four kind cereals. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.520 I would like to see how we ranked shredded wheat 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.240 so I could see which ones I can buy. 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.080 Well, I don't know, maybe you should go into the 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.400 blog posts and see which ones. 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.240 Whereas in the supermarket, I. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.520 Just type the exact brand time for all that what 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:52.520 brand did you want to buy? 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:53.120 Post? 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.000 Okay, yeah, we did post shredded wheat. Yeah, post And 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.400 if you just typed post shredded wheat, it would have 0:08:58.400 --> 0:08:58.920 popped up. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.160 I did you? 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.520 Didn't you typed in shredded wheat in the last episode, 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.120 So of course it's going to show you the thirty 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.120 four different episodes or thirty four different. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.160 Did you hear that? Did you hear that? That was 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.320 like another one hundred and fifty people just turning this 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.559 podcast off because they don't want to hear this. I'm 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:14.760 going down to the cereal. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.560 Sack now, Oh you're back, so happy. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:21.400 Hello Cascadian farm. You take this granola home? You want 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.040 a granola, right? 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:22.840 Can I see it? 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.320 It's fruit and nut granola. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.320 And we're gonna try this one before I bring it home. 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:27.719 Fruit and nut granola. 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:28.880 What's the fruit? Now? 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:32.480 More fruit and almonds. As compared to the previous recipe, the. 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.840 Box that I got was bigger than that one. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.400 Granola boxes generally are not that big because granola is 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:38.480 smaller and condensed. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:42.000 Yes, even though this is thirteen full box of granola. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.079 It's thirteen point five ounces. It's sold by weight, not 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:44.800 by volume. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:50.480 So wow, yes, so fascinating. People aren't tuning out for that. No, No, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:54.240 they're tuning out when you're being proven wrong. No, you're right. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.720 Okay, So fruit and almonds. The fruit in this particular 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.520 box are cranberries and raisins. That's boring to me. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.880 Also, the new calorie thing that they're doing is very interesting. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.480 I like it. They give you two different columns. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:09.559 Yeah, I like that and snack Yeah, or dry cereal 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:13.119 with a half cup of what this one. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.839 Says, cereal with half cup of fat free milk. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.040 We don't use that stuff. 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:19.640 You don't use that stuff. 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.920 We don't use fat free milk, No, he's whatever is Well, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.920 generally use one percent just because it's kind of not 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:26.360 middle It is kind of middle of the. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.960 Road, Yeah, because two percent is like what reduced? 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.360 Yeah, and then there's full on whole milk, Yeah. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:34.040 Whole mill. I don't know who drinks whole milk? Scary? 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:35.360 What's wrong with home milk? 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:40.320 No, scary drinks. Scary drinks cream. He does cream with 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:40.840 his cereal. 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:42.120 He just puts half and half. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:46.040 Oh god, I can't do that. It's just too much. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.880 These episodes are just not very entertaining anymore. I think 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:49.800 we should just hang it up. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.920 Do you just like trolling because you're just a giant troll? 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.960 Do you realize that because all you do is just 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:59.480 like complain and then you just blame it on other people. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.960 Then at the end of the episode, you'd be like, 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:02.840 that's fun. Andy. 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:04.400 Do you remember the trolls from the Eddies you would 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.680 stick up on your desk, you know the Trolls movie. Yeah, Now, well, 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:08.320 while they were. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.680 Like Jackie my sister had troll dolls. Yeah, there were 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.240 a little troll things and they have little gems in 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:13.199 their belly button. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:14.000 That you would stick on your desk. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.920 Mmmm mm hmm off bub well. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.280 Hmmm, what what do you get? 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:21.400 Some type of seed? 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:22.920 It's not very crunchy. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:27.640 No taste is already shoggy. Yeah, I give it three balls. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:31.079 It's not bad, but it's not good. I think if anything, 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.880 Jordan's was better two balls. I give it three balls 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:39.560 because I like the things in the cereal. It's just 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:41.360 a little the texture is not great. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.520 All right, we're gonna move on to the bonus box. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.400 And I still can't find the jingle serial Killers the 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:47.400 bonus bux. 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.160 But do you realize that maybe you're bringing the episodes down? 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:50.400 No? 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:51.720 Not, It's not me anymore. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:55.040 I do anything really. Yeah, what you're. 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:57.280 Gonna say is being on camera makes you nervous. You 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:58.439 don't know where to look anymore. 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.880 It makes me nervous. I'm not looking anywhere. I'm just here. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.040 So then why are the episodes going down? 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.640 I don't know. There's no entertainment value anymore, there's no 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.840 old commercials. And why don't you. 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.000 Get those cued up? Why don't you get that fixed? 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.240 Because anytime I do a cereal graveyard, you yell at me. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:13.320 Nobody wants to hear that. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:17.160 And here we go. Scotty's playing the victim again. Scotty's 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:20.160 playing the victim again. Scotty is playing the victim again. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.120 I wonder what he's complaining about. That's my own jingle, 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.080 because you never make any of the jingles I want. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:26.679 But I don't make the jingle. 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.280 I'm just going to start singing it now because it 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.360 happens quite often. So I just went down to the 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:31.800 Cereal sack. 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.520 Commercial because I feel like in early episodes, you definitely 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.160 used to play the commercials, used to like throw in 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.440 some fun eighty stuff, used to play an eighty song. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.160 Nothing is ever ready now and I can't do that. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:45.600 Pick this one up from Arrowhead Mill, got them. It's 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:47.520 on the bottom shelf down there with some of the bagged, 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:50.720 puffed things. And I always saw this and I didn't 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.560 know quite what it was, kind of like the way 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.040 Amarand throws me when I read it in the ingredients. 0:12:56.640 --> 0:13:00.640 So I got you a box of Spelt. What, yeah, Spelt. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.240 There's organic spelt flakes. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:05.599 I feel like if I were hiking in like Colorado, 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:07.679 I would eat spelt. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:13.080 It's regionally sourced at the Great Lakes. Organic Spelt flakes 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.400 were developed based on the principle that great tasting food 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.520 can also be wholesome and nutritious does not say anything 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:20.319 about delicious. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:25.880 Okay, I feel like in that show Alone where it's 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:29.560 basically like Survivor, except like your Corton, like you're by 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.360 yourself for the whole time, and it's just how long 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:32.400 can you last by yourself? 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:33.440 Is that show from the eighties? 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:34.120 No? 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.560 I never saw it, Okay, so I won't talk anymore. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:40.319 I guess, but I think one of the starting foods 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:41.280 you can get is spelt. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.160 Spelt was one of the original gratings grown by early farmers, 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.280 with twenty five grams of whole grains and a good 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:50.440 source of dietary fiber preserving. It is a cereal you 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.559 can feel good about enjoying every morning. You want to 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:53.960 see if we enjoy it, Andrew. 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:54.160 We're not. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:58.439 But sure they put a lot of strawberries and bananas 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.000 with it because it obviously has no taste. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.400 Yeah, it's going to be like a rice crispies on 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:02.720 its own. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:04.280 You're kind of Oh no, no, it's not even going to 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:04.920 be rice crispy. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.960 Oh so it's just going to be crunchy, blandness. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.080 Hey, you know, what we might be pleasantly surprised. Yeah, 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.120 this is a tough bag to open that right now. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.679 I'm gonna be mad at myself when I tear it. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.760 I just wanted to what damn it? 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:18.880 What happened? 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:19.480 I ripped it? 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.520 Oh my god, my mom. I went to their house 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.960 and I said, I think in the last episode of 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.520 this episode that they've been eating raisin brand I opened 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.800 the box. You would have thought a bear mauled the box. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.480 It was torn open on both sides. She did not 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:39.240 wrap the bag. It was just was a mess. The 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.440 box was a mess. I almost sent you a picture, 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:43.280 but I didn't want you to like your morning to 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:44.760 be just ruined. 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:46.880 You know what, I think that we should do what 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.800 We should start sending these cereals out after we try them. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.080 We should roll the bag down and chip them out 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:54.120 to people. That way, they don't sit here and get stale. 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:55.960 People know they're relatively fresh. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:59.920 No, I've made that suggestion before and you're like, no, 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.280 in the library, find. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:04.520 Me the episode where you say send them to listeners. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.520 Fine, do anything but keep the stale bags. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.680 So these flakes kind of look like they actually look 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.680 like nutt and honey flakes. If you remember. I know 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.280 you don't remember them because you never even heard of 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:17.320 the cereal before. But they look like nutting honey flakes, 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.280 even though there's nothing. I don't think on the flakes. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.000 Here you go a friend of mine, Oh. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:24.040 Thank you so much. We oh kind of smells like 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:25.080 Domino's pizza. 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:30.000 What, yes, No, it does? Okay? Ready? One? Two three. 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.240 It's not as awful as I thought it would be. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.840 There's really no sweetness to it at all. For a second, 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:37.840 it tasted like urine. 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.000 But I don't know what it's doing, but it makes 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:42.960 me feel like the milk is expired, even though I 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:43.400 know it's not. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.320 That's it. It wasn't urine, it was sour milk. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.240 Yeah, I give this two bowls. It's not the worst 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.960 thing I've ever had, but it certainly isn't good. I 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.760 feel like if I plant the flake it'll grow a tree. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:59.760 You might organic hole grain, spelt, and then it's as wheat, 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:04.240 which is wheat flakes, organic fruit juice, concentrate, apple or pear. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.280 Not sure what they put in it. It's one or 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:10.320 the other. Sea salt, vitamin C, vitamin E. That's it, 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:12.240 all right, apple or pear? 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:14.000 Two bowls. 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.280 Just a bowl and a spoon. Okay, just a bowl 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:20.360 and a spoon. Yeah, we're done. Okay, terrible, terrible Episode 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:21.040 one nine. 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:24.200 Well, maybe next time you should prepare like eighties jingles. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.240 You should maybe have a song cued up to ask 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:27.880 me what the song is, like, go back to the 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.760 old times when you were really into it. Let's do 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:32.840 something else, Okay, like. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:36.480 Gonna go back to the cereal library since Halloween is 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:39.800