1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:15,239 Speaker 1: all suit back to back down, giving them more like 3 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: theming Bu bu things and the Cubs. Good it. Ste 4 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: listen to move together for stum, Please, I don't join 5 00:00:43,040 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: by join me, be doing me. Honey. You gotta turn 6 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:46,399 Speaker 1: you gotta turn the turnow, got to turn out, turn 7 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: the water, the water go. Come come on your back 8 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: that uh huh, I shall will. Good morning everybody. You're 9 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now? Wanting 10 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey. Man oh man got a radio show? Yeah, 11 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: I do. God so big to me, Man, I just 12 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: have to tell you about it. I can't help it. 13 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: It's rather obvious to me how big, how good God is. 14 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one, 15 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man. I'm 16 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 1: just over here, just on receiving it. You know, Man, 17 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: I want to share something with you today. You know, 18 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 1: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your 19 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we 20 00:02:53,040 --> 00:03:01,559 Speaker 1: as people delay what we want or delay the process 21 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: to be gared what we want, our hopes, our dreams, 22 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why 23 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:15,359 Speaker 1: don't we all decide together better? Yet? Let's just kill 24 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: that coaujunt that just individually. Look you listening, you got 25 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,119 Speaker 1: something that you've been dreaming about. You got an ambition 26 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got goals you 27 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: haven't accomplished yet. You got dreams, aspirations. Everybody has them. 28 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: Everybody's got them. Everybody's got something that's that's on the 29 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: table that they haven't yet attacked yet. What are you 30 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: waiting for? Start your mission to day? Stop the procrastination now, 31 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: the procrastination is only hurting you yourself. And if you 32 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: and if you allow practical excuse men, if you allow 33 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: procrastination to set in, then that that allows then which 34 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: is a weakness, you know, but that allows the devil 35 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: then to just really do his thing. Because an idle 36 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: mind is the devil's playground. So if you ain't working 37 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: on your goal's dreams, aspirations or visions, and you just 38 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: waking up seeing how today gonna go, or the devil 39 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: he got plenty for it for you to do. See, 40 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 1: But if you get your mind right on your goal 41 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: and your focus and your purpose. Then you can go 42 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: on about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you 43 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: can catch yourself. Now that don't mean you ain't gonna 44 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 1: fall privy or fall prey to some of your distractions, 45 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: because you will, but you will have a goal in mind, 46 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 1: an aspiration that makes you go hold on, man, I 47 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,119 Speaker 1: got to stay focused here because what I really want 48 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,599 Speaker 1: while I'm really trying to go the thing that I'm 49 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:47,359 Speaker 1: really after, this new little thing that's being introduced, this 50 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: don't fit into the equation. Man. Let me keep it moving, 51 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 1: or you may step off the line for a little while. 52 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: You know, Like I said yesterday, your thing about God 53 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: is he's so forgiving that if you get out of line, 54 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 1: he'll hold your place. See that's the real cool thing. 55 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: A lot of people to do that for you too. 56 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: Like I said, if you're at the movie theater or 57 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: you're at the amusement park and you're in the line 58 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 1: and you forget something, if you politely ask the person 59 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: behind you, hey, man, I gotta run to my car 60 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: left something, would you hold my place? Most people say, fine, 61 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: you gotta go ahead, and when you come back, they 62 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: don't have a problem. See, your problem is is you 63 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: want to get out the line, go do something, then 64 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: come back and just get up in the line further 65 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: up than you were, or cut somebody. Now you got 66 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 1: a problem because see everybody looking at you now like hey, 67 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: wall partner, where you come from? You know the line 68 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,479 Speaker 1: start back here? But see the thing with God is 69 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: God don't do that. God don't say the line start 70 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 1: back here. God holds your place. When you make a 71 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,559 Speaker 1: mistake and you fall off the line, God holds your place. 72 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: But if you ain't got no dreams aspiration, if you 73 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,239 Speaker 1: ain't got no place, what he holding for you? See, 74 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: I mean he got a place for you, but you 75 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 1: gotta come to him. See some people if well, here's 76 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you got a goal or aspiration 77 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can 78 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: get back to that because God knows where you're left off. 79 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: Now you may have to accomplish a few more things 80 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 1: since you stop for a long period of time, but 81 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: God know where you left off. You can get back 82 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: on track. I look, man, this dream of being on 83 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,920 Speaker 1: TV since I was a kid, and it got off track. 84 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 1: Now it got off track. I just kept it as 85 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 1: one of the dreams and in some real dog moments 86 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 1: when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen. All I 87 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: was hanging on too, was just the hope that one 88 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: day it could. But that's what faith is really about. 89 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see. 90 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man. 91 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse 92 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: Jackson said, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's just 93 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: the hope. I was hanging on the hope. And I'm 94 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 1: talking about when it got real ugly funky out there 95 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: for me, when it looked like I wasn't gonna ever 96 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: make it, and all of the facts was in and 97 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: everything pointed in the direction you're not gonna make it. 98 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,239 Speaker 1: You didn't really messed up this time. Then I sat 99 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 1: there and I just hung on to the hope. But man, 100 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. If you got a dream on 101 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: aspiration of vision or something, when you fall off track 102 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: and you want to go get back in line, God 103 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: holds your place. See. He held on to that for me. 104 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: He knew I was off tracking how the line, but 105 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to 106 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 1: be on TV that when you get it together and 107 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: you quit tripping and you come in your turn to me, 108 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line. 109 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish your journey. That took me a 110 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 1: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but 111 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: then it was necessary because I needed all of the 112 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when 113 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: I got on the radio one day, which I did 114 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all. 115 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of 116 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I 117 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and 118 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: I can tell you about me better than I can 119 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: tell you about anybody. And I haven't been through enough 120 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: whereas relatable, where enough people can go. Man, that happened 121 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 1: to me. Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See, 122 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 1: I get it now. See at the time, though I 123 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time, 124 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: I was really in total disagreement with God on a 125 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 1: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But 126 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself. 127 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy. He kept me through 128 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations, 129 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out 130 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,640 Speaker 1: there indeed wrong. He forgave me, He said, because man, 131 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: if you ever come to me, I have a plan 132 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: for you that it is going to be far and above. 133 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what 134 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: I did. I just got sick on me, good and 135 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: sick of me, and I turned it over to God. 136 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: And then God started working and here I am today. 137 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:17,400 Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived yet? Nope? 138 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 1: But guess what the journey is cool? And then you 139 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: know what I found out. That's kind of what it's 140 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 1: like in life. If you don't walked off the cliff 141 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,440 Speaker 1: in life and you ain't got no God in your life, 142 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 1: it's like not having a parachute. You step off the 143 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: cliff and you just free falling. Now see we all 144 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,560 Speaker 1: now that fall gets you closer to the grave, right, See, 145 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 1: we all heading to the grave from the moment we're born. 146 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,679 Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is 147 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,640 Speaker 1: when you step off the cliff and you got God 148 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 1: here a parachute. You're still going down, but it's a 149 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 1: nice ride. You guide, and you're glad, and you're softly, 150 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,280 Speaker 1: you enjoying your look around and you're smiling. You're meeting 151 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: other people along the way. You're floating over here to 152 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 1: skie a little while. You over there at the beach 153 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:10,440 Speaker 1: for a little while you mess around over here, you 154 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: get to go out the country a little bit on 155 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: your parachuting all and God just helps your your descent 156 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: appear more like a rise and then more like a 157 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:23,200 Speaker 1: uphoric fall, instead of not having no God in your 158 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,440 Speaker 1: life and you just walking off that cliff every day, 159 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 1: free falling. Ain't got no core, You steady pulling, you 160 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,000 Speaker 1: hauling the whole way because you to mess around with 161 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,560 Speaker 1: yourself and ain't let God come into your life and 162 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 1: provide a parachute for you. I would rather have a 163 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: parachute since I got to jump every day, than to 164 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,199 Speaker 1: not have one. God has been like a parachute from me. 165 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: Ask me why where that came from? I can't tell you. 166 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 1: But like I always say, most good things that happened 167 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 1: in my life that I can't explain, it's usually him 168 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show is 169 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:18,679 Speaker 1: on on the radio. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Why 170 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 1: does he get in the opening? Heaven E Funny introduce 171 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: you all my name Starve with Shelly Strong Baby Darling 172 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:50,800 Speaker 1: move along to Calor for real. Thank you Darling, good morning? 173 00:11:50,920 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 1: How Yeahving? I moved on to June Morning. Up. You're listening, 174 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:14,319 Speaker 1: and he the allly place you should come in. He's 175 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:25,320 Speaker 1: the be to man from a cross the lad he 176 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: was all the radio show, but he soul. It all 177 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 1: began to combo, ring flood above his bivery eye. JAVIDY Brown, 178 00:12:55,040 --> 00:13:04,280 Speaker 1: you are telling, telling, telling the tree and finely the 179 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:15,439 Speaker 1: oldest fooling. He has the numb boo one show old 180 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 1: old this year right now had soul. This is the 181 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:36,720 Speaker 1: nerd you good morning. Your eyes voice change and you 182 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 1: give me that type of intro. You had that Danny 183 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 1: boy in there. Man, Yeah, I don't know what from nowhere? 184 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:57,040 Speaker 1: So temmy what happened yesterday? You weren't here? Wow? From 185 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: the top damn night. You see where it comes from, nephew, 186 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:08,559 Speaker 1: now than ever a question, Yes, it was yes, questioning, 187 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,880 Speaker 1: yea questioning. Just you know who start the most stuff 188 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, you know when we come back. 189 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: You brought it up, Carla. He wasn't asking me to 190 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: drag back in it. She put herself in it. She 191 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: not seeing it. Where we about to find out why exactly? Okay, 192 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 1: that's what it was my ask. But we'll be back always, 193 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: all right, starting two after the hour. That's when right 194 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: after this you're listening Morning show Steve. You know, parents 195 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: want the holidays to be magical for their kids, and 196 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: sometimes that can really lead to overdoing it with the gifts. 197 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 1: You know, sometimes we overspend because we love our kids 198 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: so much and we want them to have everything. Oh yeah, 199 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: my parents did it. Yeah, we we've been you know, 200 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 1: uh involved in that in every kind of way. So, 201 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 1: Carla said, some moms and dads have found that using 202 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: the rule of four helps to do that. Now, now, 203 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,480 Speaker 1: what is that. It's like you give your your child 204 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: four gifts. Only four gifts like something they want, you know, 205 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: something that they can wear, something they could read. And 206 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:30,479 Speaker 1: then it's like one more toy like an education where read. Yeah, 207 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 1: and then desire, Yeah, like a desire can't I'm a baby, 208 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 1: if I'm a boy, I don't want nothing to read. 209 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: Don't buy me no day, No, don't want I don't 210 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 1: want that. Okay, A book, A book? It don't do 211 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 1: no it, don't shoot it. I can't chase it. It 212 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 1: don't chase me. I can't roll it down the street. 213 00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:00,960 Speaker 1: I can't ride it. So you can make that's two 214 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 1: toys now, okay, So you want to you want to book? 215 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:10,400 Speaker 1: Replace book with another toy? Ye? Now where I'm a 216 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,600 Speaker 1: little shake on that because I ain't gotten opened up 217 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: some boxes some stuff. Good lord, they want to win, 218 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 1: like some clothes. Yeah yeah, like a damn turtleneck. I've 219 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 1: always hated turtleneck. Really, yeah, I don't like that. Boy 220 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:37,720 Speaker 1: came like I love them. Listen to the turtle talk 221 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: right now. I'm just talking about on me. Yeah, okay, 222 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 1: I love them on women. Listen. Yeah, yeah, I love 223 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 1: turtlenecks on women. I just note, I can't stand turtleneck 224 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 1: on me and time it can't understand sitting over there 225 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:04,120 Speaker 1: as a turtle. What really, I said me, I can't 226 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,920 Speaker 1: stand turtle that really? He take it personally? Yeah? Oh 227 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:14,320 Speaker 1: so you don't care for me, So now don't give 228 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: me nothing to wear? Wait? No, okay, so let's go 229 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,600 Speaker 1: with the rule again. Something they want something, they need 230 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 1: something to wear, something to read. Now you said something 231 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: they want something to wear, something to read, and toy 232 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,679 Speaker 1: and something or something. Yeah that's what you said. Won't 233 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 1: wear read in one toy. So now listen, I don't 234 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,440 Speaker 1: want nothing to read. So make that two toys. Don't 235 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 1: buy me nothing to wear to scratch that off. Now 236 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 1: up to three toys and then what I want is 237 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: another damn tory. So I got Foe tord. That's merry 238 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:55,639 Speaker 1: Christmas to me. So that's the four rules, the four 239 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,080 Speaker 1: that's the Foe rules, and out and flipped it into 240 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 1: Phoe toys. If I can get a wagon now this 241 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,399 Speaker 1: one I needed as a boy. I want to ah 242 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:17,920 Speaker 1: football uniform? Wow bike? Oh yeah, a wagon and a basketball. Oh, 243 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 1: you gotta get that cap gun. You gotta get that caps. 244 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,920 Speaker 1: I got a cap gun. Tank can't take it. Give 245 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:30,600 Speaker 1: me out of caps. I can play hop Scots with it. 246 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 1: I could play folk corners with a bad ball. I'm 247 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,440 Speaker 1: doing a lot with a basketball played by myself. To 248 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,639 Speaker 1: get this jumper, right, did you ever get these sport guests? 249 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: You know I ain't never got him at one time? 250 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:55,360 Speaker 1: One time by you ripped your daddy, fool, You think 251 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: we riped You gonna see these other people in here 252 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:01,360 Speaker 1: bike and a wagon. They gotta get something. What did 253 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 1: you get? Tell me? What are your what are your for? 254 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,399 Speaker 1: I got to have a cap gun turtle n I'm sorry, sorry, 255 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 1: it's the she go too far that. I didn't want 256 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 1: that to wear, but I definitely don't want to now 257 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: look like it might be on your knee, you know 258 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,320 Speaker 1: what to wear? I wanted the ability to kid outfit, 259 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 1: you know, a jacket and some gene aut ability to 260 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,240 Speaker 1: kid Yeah, that was tight right there, made out the 261 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: tough skin you know. Okay, right there, that's what you wear. 262 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,119 Speaker 1: I wanted a big wheel though. That was the Yeah, 263 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,600 Speaker 1: big wheel. You climb up one right there, right there. 264 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: You're gonna get off me, man, junior? Would you want? Now, 265 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 1: that's only three things. That's a cap gun, ability to 266 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,240 Speaker 1: kid outfit in a big wheel. What's the port? I 267 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 1: get one more? Yeah? I read the instruction, you know what? 268 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: And a tar video. Yeah all right. It was just 269 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:09,880 Speaker 1: a little ball going back and that was all day. 270 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: That's so bored. You can sit there all day and 271 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 1: play it. If I got a bite. Yeah, that eighteen 272 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:26,119 Speaker 1: Remote Control Van, the eighteen, the eighteen mister t with 273 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,640 Speaker 1: mister team got if I got that that the bit 274 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 1: then I had a saga Genesis. Yeah, yeah, yeah he 275 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 1: had Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson had a game on that. Boy, 276 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: Michael Jackson had a game on that where you could 277 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: dance like you just throw Genesis. They got that on 278 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:58,040 Speaker 1: the Widow, the Michael Jackson dance game. Yeah. Man, yeah, 279 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: Mike christ see the Bikers transportation you did that. Yes, 280 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 1: the wagon was income. That's how I hustle my poper income. Yeah, 281 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,800 Speaker 1: I hustle pop football uniform was just I got tired 282 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: of just getting head injuries. It though. I think that's 283 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 1: really finally. Yeah, basketball was just because I thought I 284 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 1: might can get to the league and get Yeah, you 285 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 1: had to have something the hood that you possibly get 286 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 1: out of if I can play basket basketball, I get 287 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,880 Speaker 1: out of here. All right, all right, more of this 288 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this 289 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:43,280 Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Right now, it is time for 290 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back. Come on, now, 291 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 1: you gotta prank food. What you got the air conditioning man? Okay, 292 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,159 Speaker 1: let's just leave you to that. Hello, I'm trying to 293 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,439 Speaker 1: reach up mister. I think that's the name. Yeah, this 294 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,680 Speaker 1: is this? What's this in regard to? Uh? This about 295 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 1: the air conditioning unit? You did some workoff force over 296 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,400 Speaker 1: on uh my household off street. Do you remember coming 297 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,160 Speaker 1: out there last week? Uh? Yeah, yeah, I remember, yeah, right, 298 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 1: my Uh it was a lady that my wife, she 299 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,119 Speaker 1: let you in to come out right right. Their problems 300 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: is their problem? That is not cooling or what? No, no, no, no, 301 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I wanted to tell you, 302 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,960 Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But 303 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,480 Speaker 1: I got a question for you. Now. When you was 304 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,679 Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on the air 305 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you 306 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and 307 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,160 Speaker 1: pull out and use the bathroom right there on the side? 308 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on 309 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,480 Speaker 1: the side of my eye? Well, what I'm saying is 310 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 1: that my wife tells me that when you were there, 311 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,200 Speaker 1: that you you went on the side. She was looking 312 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: out the winners. She said that when you was there 313 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 1: that you uh and went and used the bathroom on 314 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,960 Speaker 1: the side whole. Hold wait a minute, I did what 315 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: not to what right? You? You? You? You? So you 316 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 1: did number one over on the side of the house. 317 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,360 Speaker 1: Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, look, 318 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,119 Speaker 1: you got to understand something. Man, all right, nah, I 319 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,440 Speaker 1: apologize that did happen, but you got to understand something. 320 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,600 Speaker 1: You know, we're downside, man, and you know we're talking 321 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,200 Speaker 1: eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. I 322 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: got to stay high traded. I got to drink a 323 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,720 Speaker 1: lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the 324 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 1: age that I am, I have to drink a lot 325 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,159 Speaker 1: of fluids and the tend to pass through once and 326 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,119 Speaker 1: once again. I said, I apologize, I understand all that, 327 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,399 Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like 328 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: that when I got a man then got on the 329 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 1: side of my house and then, man, I'm apologizing on 330 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 1: you and you coming off on me like that. You 331 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,440 Speaker 1: didn't you then on the side of my house in 332 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 1: front of my wife. I not looking at young man. Now, 333 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 1: if your wi ain't shown me it was, then she 334 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,400 Speaker 1: needs to see some paper because you ever didly ain't 335 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: doing something you do that? Oh you think you're talking 336 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 1: to you don't watching me? Anyway, do my work. What 337 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,360 Speaker 1: is she hit hard up that she got to look 338 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,240 Speaker 1: at the home? Man? Look? Look, look. All I know 339 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 1: is I don't want no man at my house in 340 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:19,959 Speaker 1: the house, side of the house, back yard. Nothing. Look, man, 341 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Dog, let me tell you something. 342 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 1: I'm the only person at my house. You understand me. 343 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: You ain't right at s out there looking at me, 344 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: look at the fun I'm a professional, Okay, I do 345 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,080 Speaker 1: my job, and I take my job with pride. Okay, 346 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,480 Speaker 1: it's not being professional. There's something that I did that's 347 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 1: that water running through me? Right, Okay, but you don't. 348 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,679 Speaker 1: You don't at no other man's house and you at 349 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,560 Speaker 1: my house and my wife's sitting there looking at you 350 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 1: out to wonder. Now I got a problem with that? 351 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: Or what you need to help coome with your wife 352 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,200 Speaker 1: looking at me? If that's what I did? You know 353 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,159 Speaker 1: what you need to be at home and give with 354 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,639 Speaker 1: something to look at other than looking at me. You 355 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: don't tell me what I need to do about my wife. Now, 356 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,680 Speaker 1: you don't go to another man. Man, you know what. 357 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it all right now, you're gonna 358 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna make it. You're gonna make me lose a quick. 359 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:11,879 Speaker 1: Let me let me get my death God, let me 360 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 1: get my book. That's all yeah right here, you damn right, 361 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 1: and I'm what, yeah, that's that's the woman. You don't 362 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,280 Speaker 1: said another man's house. You don't do that, and people 363 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,440 Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window, and I bet you 364 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:35,359 Speaker 1: knew that them blinds was open. Yo. Man, Nah, you 365 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 1: didn't be real up fit with these accusations. All right. Now, 366 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 1: Look you had, you had what it street. Now you are. 367 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,680 Speaker 1: You know where I'm at. I will show you what 368 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 1: I want you to bring your back over here on feelings. 369 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 1: But I know exactly what you did. Y'alls on that, 370 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,159 Speaker 1: on that on that gone all strength. I'm gonna come 371 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,400 Speaker 1: older and I hold it for you. I got something 372 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: for you. Will you take me this regard my prefensial 373 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,400 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna come show you what being about. Look, man, 374 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house, and 375 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,720 Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called for. 376 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,399 Speaker 1: Now you better held that apologize. Man, I had to go. 377 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,680 Speaker 1: I told you I drink a lot of fluids in 378 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 1: this heat. Man, what else do you want me to do? 379 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 1: I want you to keep your FLUI until you get 380 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,840 Speaker 1: to the service station down the street, but not in 381 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,120 Speaker 1: my backyard side of the house and my wife looking 382 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 1: out the window. May you if what you're talking about, 383 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: if I did I apologize to kick something in the 384 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: air with it, look at You're gonna me off and 385 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,920 Speaker 1: make me do something up And I'm telling you not 386 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 1: what to do. Man, I don't told you i'd apologize 387 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: you and I would come on that kicking. Okay, you 388 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 1: take your dude, what Let me tell you something. Kick 389 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,639 Speaker 1: you because it's from the edge of your while your 390 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,800 Speaker 1: wife is young and I know you store. You can't 391 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,400 Speaker 1: deal with no old school I can kill you. You're 392 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,720 Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna get your today. You hit me, You're 393 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: gonna get a little Let me tell you three to come. 394 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,280 Speaker 1: Let me tell you that I got one more thing 395 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,680 Speaker 1: to say to you. What you're listening to me? Freak 396 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,720 Speaker 1: freak damn it that his nephew time. If this is 397 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just 398 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: got prank by your boy name. Now you know what 399 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with his He know I got a 400 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,479 Speaker 1: hard computation. I don't need this type of my life man, 401 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 1: he said, Man, my boy be out there fixing air 402 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 1: conditions that he does all that, he said, Man, let 403 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,639 Speaker 1: me tell you something, he said, be frustrated to begin with, 404 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,679 Speaker 1: he say, begin McCall, he man, because I got nine 405 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,360 Speaker 1: of ten mos too got to do to day. Hey, man, 406 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,720 Speaker 1: you like, yeah, I'm might not in this few. I 407 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 1: might not new you and that Steve Harror from Dawn 408 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,199 Speaker 1: Foods in the morning. Honest, say, y'all can't come morning man. 409 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: I don't know why I sit back Rod Laver and 410 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,720 Speaker 1: how y'all get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh, man, 411 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,639 Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all show man, y'all keep good work. I 412 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 1: appreciate man. I got one more question to ask you, man, 413 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 414 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:20,240 Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know, there you go, 415 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:27,400 Speaker 1: shot all right, coming up, it's more of the Steve 416 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, 417 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:40,239 Speaker 1: it's your boys time, he's here. Time to slay another one, 418 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 1: murder another one, hope. Well you know it just somebody 419 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 1: told me family feud. I don't know where you got 420 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: that man from. A lot of merged. I'll be weighing 421 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,840 Speaker 1: on these songs men friends for years the way back, 422 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,400 Speaker 1: like calexis. That's what he said, right, huh So what's 423 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: the list? The list will probably get longer today. We're 424 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,920 Speaker 1: gonna put the Kurt Franklin's name on the list. Oh 425 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,680 Speaker 1: my god, you mean yeah? The song is called happy 426 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 1: and my song is called nappy? What hed get out? 427 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 1: You know her chemicals can hurt you, her chemicals can 428 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,000 Speaker 1: change your change. What will her chemicals do you? Come 429 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,800 Speaker 1: on now, come on, come on, no, I'll just let 430 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,840 Speaker 1: it be now, just let it be never right now, 431 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,040 Speaker 1: I want to kill people say if they are not 432 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:44,280 Speaker 1: to pay my hair is not meant to keep the 433 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 1: h come of phone Stone. I like it nappy. You've 434 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 1: got some on your hand. You won't hurt your fingers 435 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,880 Speaker 1: when you run through my head taking a buyer. If 436 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:13,360 Speaker 1: it's not, just try to change, surprise and let it 437 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 1: beat it beat on the way. You should know you now, 438 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:24,960 Speaker 1: Jesus jalous, jess Well looks so nice and you just 439 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 1: want to be If you want to be nappy, let 440 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: it be. Let it be nappy, right, nothing, don't you 441 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,800 Speaker 1: want to be and all that it's Christian and all 442 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 1: that it could. Let it be never right alcohol, I 443 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 1: just want to be annoying. I'm not gonna keep on 444 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,240 Speaker 1: getting a cock and we's with lay send the prom 445 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: No weeds are broken, can be nappy, happy to be happy, 446 00:30:53,840 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 1: to flats of grease robbers. We have it through her head, 447 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: your head. If it's not, don't be don't you break 448 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 1: it down right now? Come on, do what I say. No, 449 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: she don't what I'm talking about, and say let it 450 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 1: break it down, break it down. If you wanna be nappy, 451 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,560 Speaker 1: the dug out too. Let it be napping. Don't let 452 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,640 Speaker 1: it be nappy. Let it be and whole thing that 453 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 1: is right and thing. I just want to be that fool. 454 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:48,400 Speaker 1: Say take that hot ass weird, yes, let it be 455 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 1: home run Jay, just that it sounds like yeahunded, just 456 00:31:54,760 --> 00:32:10,760 Speaker 1: like her. Come on, come on, take a comb God's 457 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: littlest Christian. Wow, some got all the talent people on 458 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: your show. Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Tripp, thank you 459 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: very much, everybody. This is a trip with the news. 460 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: Tennessee Republican Senator Lamar Alexander, one of the few members 461 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: of his party known for working on legislation across party lines. 462 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,240 Speaker 1: He says he's leaving Capitol Hill in two years when 463 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,160 Speaker 1: his current term ends. Senator Alexander says in a statement 464 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,520 Speaker 1: that quote, the people of Tennessee have been very generous 465 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 1: electing me to serve more combined years as a governor 466 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 1: and Senator than anyone else from our state, and he 467 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,560 Speaker 1: adds it is time for someone else to have that privilege. 468 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 1: Lamar Alexander currently serves as chairman of the Senate Health, Education, 469 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,400 Speaker 1: Labor and Pensions Commits. Two business associates of former National 470 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,800 Speaker 1: Security Advisor Michael Flynn have been indicted, accused of conspiracy 471 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 1: and of acting him properly as agents of the Turkish government. Now. 472 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 1: Prosecuts say the two men allegedly conspired to malign the 473 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: character of an elderly Turkish cleric who lives here in 474 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 1: the US, with the object being to secure his extradition 475 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,440 Speaker 1: to Turkey, where authorities want to get their hands on 476 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 1: him for allegedly engineering a fail cool over there. According 477 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,560 Speaker 1: to the government, the two men allegedly worked with retired 478 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,360 Speaker 1: General Michael Flynn to influence American politicians and public opinion. 479 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,880 Speaker 1: By the way Michael Flynn himself is to be sentenced 480 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 1: later on today for lying. President Trump, meanwhile, seems to 481 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 1: be sticking to his threat to allow the federal government 482 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,280 Speaker 1: to shut down partially at the end of this week 483 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,600 Speaker 1: if Congress doesn't green light a five billion dollars package 484 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 1: to fund the border wall he promised his supporters when 485 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,160 Speaker 1: he campaigned. You know the one he said Mexico was 486 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 1: going to pay for. Right now, They're already approved funding 487 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,440 Speaker 1: agreements for about seventy five percent of federal agencies, so 488 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,760 Speaker 1: they wouldn't be affected by a shutdown. Now, what would 489 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: be affected the Partment of Homeland Security, the Departments of Transportation, Commerce, 490 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,320 Speaker 1: the Interior, Agriculture, Housing, and Urban Development, and sections of 491 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,440 Speaker 1: the Department of Justice. Police in Philadelphia have arrested a 492 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 1: man being sought for the murder last Friday of a 493 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,960 Speaker 1: young mother in front of her five day old daughter infant. 494 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,520 Speaker 1: Thirty two year old Tyrese Lynch was one of for 495 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,319 Speaker 1: the murder of his girlfriend Isis Williams. He's run into 496 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,840 Speaker 1: a police yesterday. Family members say that Isis relationship with 497 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,440 Speaker 1: the sky Lynch was an abusive one. Neighbors say they 498 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,480 Speaker 1: heard an argument just before the young woman's body was found. 499 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: The Food and Drug Administration has announced pans to ban 500 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,080 Speaker 1: menthol flavored cigarettes, as well as to restrict the sale 501 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,040 Speaker 1: of flavors east cigarettes. The Fterday says and moves are 502 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,640 Speaker 1: part of a government effort to curb smoking by young folks. 503 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,400 Speaker 1: Because while actual cigarette smoking, they say, is that an 504 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,440 Speaker 1: all time low, vaping is skyrocket. You see it outside 505 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,880 Speaker 1: a lot of office buildings when you go out in 506 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 1: the afternoon, all this smoke that degenerates. I'm like, what 507 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,800 Speaker 1: is that? That's that vaping stuff. Teachers and la threatening 508 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,320 Speaker 1: to strike when a new year begins. Now that talks 509 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 1: on a new contract have stalled. There have been three 510 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,520 Speaker 1: rounds of mediation attempted so far, but still no agreement 511 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,200 Speaker 1: has been reached. The contract standoff is now in a 512 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,360 Speaker 1: state mandated fact finding stage, and a Florida man on 513 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,640 Speaker 1: to the latest murder case involving that state's controversial stand 514 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,160 Speaker 1: your ground law, this time a white man named Michael Draker. 515 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,319 Speaker 1: A scene on surveillance is shooting a black man who 516 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,239 Speaker 1: came to his wife's rescue because he was arguing with her. 517 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,920 Speaker 1: Today is answer the phone, day, Please answer the phone anyway? 518 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:40,319 Speaker 1: This is an answer you're listening to. All right, come on, Steve, 519 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,239 Speaker 1: you have a segment called I don't know who invented it, 520 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,120 Speaker 1: but i'd sure like to thank them. Well, i'd like 521 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,759 Speaker 1: to start this off, and we're going to alternate, but 522 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: I'd like to start this off with the guy that 523 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:59,640 Speaker 1: invented the salt shaker. Yeah. Yeah. If I had to 524 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 1: get my salt off of a block licking it like 525 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:08,319 Speaker 1: a deal out in the backyard, that bothered me. I'm 526 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,400 Speaker 1: so glad they put it in a damn shaker. That 527 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 1: was ingenious. A salt shaking that way. I ain't got 528 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,920 Speaker 1: to use the box with the little white girl on 529 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,359 Speaker 1: it with the raincoat because it just pulled too much out. 530 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,239 Speaker 1: It's a spout. Somebody made the shaker, thank you? All right? 531 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 1: All right, I got one whoever took that root bill 532 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,000 Speaker 1: and poured it over that ice cream and made that float. 533 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:39,960 Speaker 1: Greatest invention in the world, right, h n W root 534 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:47,759 Speaker 1: bill over ice cream? All right, I'll tell you what 535 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,560 Speaker 1: I would like it. It takes a person who was 536 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,000 Speaker 1: the first one to say I'm gonna whoop your ass 537 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,719 Speaker 1: because I've been using that with my nephews and it 538 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,399 Speaker 1: is worth I'm telling me. I didn't know I'm gonna 539 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,279 Speaker 1: need that, but that is important. Whoever was the first 540 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,240 Speaker 1: said that. I like to thank the person that came 541 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:12,160 Speaker 1: up with the terms sugar honey, ice teak. I can't 542 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 1: tell you how many times and it came through for me. 543 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:20,480 Speaker 1: Ain't did some sugar tea? And it is meant so 544 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: much to me throughout the years. Thank you man, because 545 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,000 Speaker 1: you know, ain't that some manure was not cutting? It? 546 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,239 Speaker 1: Ain't that some ain't that some car cock that ain't it? 547 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,600 Speaker 1: Ain't that's some poop. No, no, no, that don't work. No, 548 00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,840 Speaker 1: it don't work. That don't work. That's a good one. Steve, Okay, 549 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,840 Speaker 1: check this one. The first slave that took them chittlings 550 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,040 Speaker 1: out that hole and said, you know what, we're gonna 551 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,839 Speaker 1: figure out something with this right here. I'm gonna work. Well, 552 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna clean this a real good to see what 553 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 1: I can do with it. I ain't gonna I'll be back, 554 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:03,600 Speaker 1: y'all give me a minute now, really, I don't really. Yeah, 555 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,520 Speaker 1: y'all give me a me go through about three, but 556 00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:15,000 Speaker 1: with something I come back. I want to think whoever 557 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,960 Speaker 1: came up with running shoes pimps was wearing dat us 558 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:25,439 Speaker 1: out at an alarming ridge. Thank you know how hard 559 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,920 Speaker 1: it is to watch people walking and ran over platforms 560 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,319 Speaker 1: and and and stack heels shoes. Thank god somebody came 561 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,759 Speaker 1: up with a running shoe. This is my invitation to 562 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,160 Speaker 1: my boy Peanut. We were standing on the corner one 563 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:44,520 Speaker 1: day and this was Peanut running from the police. He 564 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:53,279 Speaker 1: got tacked. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Oh Sugar, coming up 565 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,920 Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty four 566 00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:01,239 Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, It's 567 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:10,080 Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette with you guys. Old us I 568 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,200 Speaker 1: had here. How we do that to explain because they 569 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:17,960 Speaker 1: have new people any day. Give us four subjects he 570 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:23,960 Speaker 1: listening and listening quiet steins. You have to explains everything 571 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:31,239 Speaker 1: new people and day. Come on, Jay, alright, yes, Jay, 572 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,920 Speaker 1: we have four subjects that not being one of them. 573 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,160 Speaker 1: Put them on the wheel, spun the wheel, wetstop will 574 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,160 Speaker 1: do the damn. I gotta can of God for you 575 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:48,160 Speaker 1: whose birthday is. We have seen no evidence this morning 576 00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,319 Speaker 1: of your new attitude. I'm just throwing that out here. 577 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:57,719 Speaker 1: I have new attitude. I'm really happy, really really all right, 578 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:02,080 Speaker 1: let's go comedy roulette. Don't go. Number one, you just blank, 579 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,440 Speaker 1: but I'm not supposed to laugh. Number two, keep on 580 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,680 Speaker 1: eating stuff in the fridge that don't got your name 581 00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:14,360 Speaker 1: on it, and see what happens to you. Okay. Number 582 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,200 Speaker 1: three blank is a bad white boy or white girl. 583 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah? And number four yeah, number four, he picked 584 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,879 Speaker 1: on the wrong person this time. Uh huh, he picked 585 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,920 Speaker 1: on the wrong person this time. All right, cap spin it. 586 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:35,640 Speaker 1: I'm like they're all good. Don't be to beat my 587 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:42,160 Speaker 1: stuff in the fridge. Oh it stopped her on. You 588 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:47,920 Speaker 1: just blank, But I'm not supposed to laugh. Hold on, 589 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,040 Speaker 1: hold on before you dude, I gotta set rules. Okay, 590 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,319 Speaker 1: come on, None of these jokes can be fought jokes. Oh, 591 00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:06,240 Speaker 1: no problem, non believe that you just you just blank. 592 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 1: But I'm not supposed to laugh. Okay. I told you 593 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,320 Speaker 1: before you started to cut the power off, before you 594 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,919 Speaker 1: change that socket. But you didn't. It didn't not your 595 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,720 Speaker 1: behind clean across the you. But I ain't post laugh. Okay, 596 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you told it? What did I 597 00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,520 Speaker 1: tell you? Man? What did I tell? I told you? 598 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,120 Speaker 1: That was not apple? Dude, you're drunk in anybody you drunk? 599 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,360 Speaker 1: That was pruned juice, but nassy, nasty. The bathroom somebody 600 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,680 Speaker 1: in it. But see now, I'm not supposed to laughs. 601 00:41:51,000 --> 00:42:00,759 Speaker 1: You know what pruned you? Dude? Wow, I just told you. 602 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:08,520 Speaker 1: I ain't finished putting the screws in that tread. Now 603 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,280 Speaker 1: you didn't just jumped your heads up on that start running, 604 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:18,319 Speaker 1: And I ain't supposed to laugh. I can't getting shot 605 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,319 Speaker 1: off the head. I told you walking out in people 606 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:26,239 Speaker 1: house every day, teasing that dog. One day he gonna 607 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,399 Speaker 1: get out and wear you're behind out. He just did 608 00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 1: he You got dog bites all over your body. But 609 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:39,960 Speaker 1: I ain't posed to laugh. No, you you allergic to shrimp? 610 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,759 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I look up. You had already been into 611 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,680 Speaker 1: the gum bot sweat it up before my face. And 612 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,439 Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to laugh. I told you they put 613 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:58,120 Speaker 1: shrimp in the rough room for you. Comedian? What did 614 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,400 Speaker 1: I tell Can I tell you what I told you? 615 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,120 Speaker 1: I know it was April food, but I told I 616 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,280 Speaker 1: See I said what I said. I said, your wife 617 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,400 Speaker 1: is at the club, go somewhere. Why you show up 618 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,040 Speaker 1: with you're number two at the club. Why you do 619 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:18,360 Speaker 1: that on food? But I went't playing with you. You 620 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:24,480 Speaker 1: expect me not to laugh at I'm just saying playing 621 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:33,319 Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Let's go. Let's I told you? You heard 622 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,960 Speaker 1: me saying I told you not to buy that use masrock. 623 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:49,440 Speaker 1: It's gotten personal? Has it? All? Right? More of this 624 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,320 Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. 625 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,920 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, 626 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,719 Speaker 1: here we go, coming up at the top of the hour, 627 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,000 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. You don't want to miss 628 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,880 Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. But first, here we go with the 629 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,800 Speaker 1: brank phone call from the nephew, which you got, nephew, 630 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,560 Speaker 1: watch me work two teaspoons and stupid Raymond in the 631 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:23,080 Speaker 1: car classic Raymond in the cloud you get that's your 632 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,120 Speaker 1: favorite line. I can't come down there. Best I can 633 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,399 Speaker 1: do for you I call it along. Don't you come 634 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:38,680 Speaker 1: out that classes? Man? Shut your damn mouth? Hello? Hello, hey, 635 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,680 Speaker 1: who can you hear me? Yeah? Ballad? Who's there? This Raymond? 636 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,120 Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you? Who this this Raymond? Man? 637 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,360 Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you? Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond? 638 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:57,719 Speaker 1: Roond is my sister nda brother? Yes? What's up? What's up? Man? 639 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,640 Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody them broken the house, taking the house 640 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,120 Speaker 1: right now. I'm in the hold on, hold on, hold on, man, 641 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,480 Speaker 1: I'm damn I batter. Can't hear what you're saying. Somebody? 642 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,799 Speaker 1: Then what somebody them broken house? Why they hear you're 643 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,680 Speaker 1: whispering because they're in the house right now. I'm wait 644 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,759 Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody there broke 645 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,799 Speaker 1: in the hold and they steal in there. Somebody, I'm 646 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,520 Speaker 1: broke in the house. I'm getting the house now. Hold on. 647 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,920 Speaker 1: You're saying somebody that broken to your damn house and 648 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,799 Speaker 1: they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See nothing there? 649 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,360 Speaker 1: Why you ain't called the police. I'm in the closet. 650 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,560 Speaker 1: I'm in the closet and I'm trying to get somebody 651 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,279 Speaker 1: to hold on, hold on, Well, I don't know what 652 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,440 Speaker 1: to do. Man, you're saying somebody in the house, in 653 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:50,360 Speaker 1: your damn house. White not just okay? Wait where you 654 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,839 Speaker 1: live at? Where you live at? I'm out thirty six 655 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,920 Speaker 1: street because I'm at thirty two and a half, you 656 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,880 Speaker 1: know what. Hold on, I'm going to call the lords. 657 00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,480 Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, man, you're not what what 658 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,640 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, don't call them, please, you've seen your 659 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,320 Speaker 1: in the hold somebody for the piping to kill you, 660 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,200 Speaker 1: and you're talking about you don't want them arrested. We 661 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:15,000 Speaker 1: got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Don't wait a minute. 662 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,959 Speaker 1: Wait wait nah, you're saying, hold on, you're saying, don't 663 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,040 Speaker 1: call the damn loss. You have to go to the house. 664 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,240 Speaker 1: Don't call them bau week they got it. I got's 665 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:32,640 Speaker 1: in Nickels in the hould o doing? Man? What you got? Man? 666 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,439 Speaker 1: You know what is bad? Don you know what you're seen? 667 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,600 Speaker 1: Your up in there. That's probably while they're in the house. 668 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,359 Speaker 1: Now you have set you up in the house, got 669 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,520 Speaker 1: you in there and there that's I guarantee you that 670 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:53,560 Speaker 1: what you what you got in there? You know what? Man, 671 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,920 Speaker 1: Let gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the 672 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,560 Speaker 1: best thing to do, even though the people in your 673 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,640 Speaker 1: house right now, you need the jumpers. Let me call man, 674 00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,359 Speaker 1: you need to let me call the damn Low. I'm 675 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,080 Speaker 1: gonna tell you right down, you can't get don't do that. Don't. 676 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you know what, Man, I'm gonna call you. 677 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,640 Speaker 1: Don't call You'll say that now. I'm gonna tell you. 678 00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,200 Speaker 1: Now I get called the Low. I cant call the low. 679 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,279 Speaker 1: Hold on, I can get my wife the call right now. 680 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,920 Speaker 1: Don't call the Please don't call them because it's too 681 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:29,440 Speaker 1: much legal my wife do. Man, But I'm gonna tell 682 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,879 Speaker 1: you something, honest, I can't do it. Thank you. Don'n 683 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,680 Speaker 1: for to go down there now. I'm gonna tell you something. 684 00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,040 Speaker 1: I could cut this food. Tell me don't even call 685 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,440 Speaker 1: the damn low you know what? Man looking here, don 686 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,719 Speaker 1: carn be honest with you. I'm going I ain't gonna 687 00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,520 Speaker 1: go down there. I'm gonna tell you right down now, 688 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,840 Speaker 1: you know what. The first thing I'm gonna tell you 689 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,479 Speaker 1: down now, I ain't gonna take my down there first 690 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,880 Speaker 1: of us. They may be tapping my damn lying and 691 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:54,799 Speaker 1: I ain't got to do with this. You're gonna get caught. Man. Look, 692 00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,279 Speaker 1: I could call no one one hold baby, look, go 693 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,239 Speaker 1: ahead and call them, because you know what, You're gonna 694 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,520 Speaker 1: get your kill down there and they don't know who 695 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,480 Speaker 1: you are. I bitch man, you know what, And I 696 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,359 Speaker 1: ain't gonna share on this on you so they can 697 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,799 Speaker 1: find out. You know what. Don't nort looks like call 698 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,000 Speaker 1: the lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't. Man, you 699 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,920 Speaker 1: must get damn fool, ain't gonna get an out one. 700 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,560 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Got 701 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,160 Speaker 1: I call the law after they have my wife right now. 702 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,040 Speaker 1: You know what. You may not like it now, but 703 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,680 Speaker 1: you appreciate me later because you know when you're to 704 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,600 Speaker 1: get your monk heads. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, 705 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:28,640 Speaker 1: just west, but I think, damn sign, I think, man, 706 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,399 Speaker 1: you know this is some crazy got you to set 707 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:36,880 Speaker 1: your say nothing. I'm gonna call your shook up for one. 708 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:43,240 Speaker 1: Don't get setting my month calling damn low, damn fool, 709 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,480 Speaker 1: you better keep your month haads in that closet. I'm 710 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,200 Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, you're a damn fool. You 711 00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:49,960 Speaker 1: walk out because i'mnna tell you not, they show gonna 712 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,120 Speaker 1: kill your stupid man. You know what. I ain't gonna 713 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,880 Speaker 1: lie to you. Man. The only thing I can tell you, 714 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,520 Speaker 1: damn I'm called a law. You're gonna go down, and 715 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you not, I ain't going down with 716 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,400 Speaker 1: I don't know why you really gonna call me unless 717 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,279 Speaker 1: you want from help, because I'm gonna tell you right now, 718 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,640 Speaker 1: I ain'twer the jump of eyes myself nor my damn family. 719 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,440 Speaker 1: Only thing I could do. I can help you out 720 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,720 Speaker 1: in one way. I'm called a law now. My wife's 721 00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,919 Speaker 1: got a cellphone. What you want me to do when 722 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,399 Speaker 1: you can get me? You must be a damn boo. 723 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,040 Speaker 1: I'm not he ain't going down. I ain't going you 724 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,279 Speaker 1: know what? Man? Look look, I can't get in there 725 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,120 Speaker 1: and my wife and out of the count. The police, 726 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, they're gonna calm. Can't 727 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,680 Speaker 1: you can you? Can you hear me? You can hear you? 728 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,880 Speaker 1: Your damn mouth shut up? Shut? Can you shut your 729 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,399 Speaker 1: damn mouth right now? Can you hear me? Shut out? 730 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,160 Speaker 1: I don't know when the heights that's why they shoot 731 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,440 Speaker 1: the shut and don't peek out that damn dope. Can 732 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,839 Speaker 1: I say something? Man, you need to shut your damn mouse. 733 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,120 Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 734 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,120 Speaker 1: You know what, you just got franked by man? Y'all 735 00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:08,120 Speaker 1: damn god, bro y'allself dirty? I do dare well, man, dog, 736 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,960 Speaker 1: you just got franked by your boy. Win down. Man, 737 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,839 Speaker 1: I'm sweating like hey sent up in his damn house 738 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,279 Speaker 1: with drawns. Oh man, you sit up here. I want 739 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,640 Speaker 1: to play with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm sweating, 740 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,840 Speaker 1: like here, why are you sweating? It was for the 741 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,520 Speaker 1: doc because I damn st know wants to come down 742 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,400 Speaker 1: to the house. That's a show. I know you weren't 743 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:32,240 Speaker 1: coming to the I heard it in your voice. I say, Okay, 744 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,640 Speaker 1: you know what, he ain't coming to get me. Man. 745 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,480 Speaker 1: I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might need 746 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,759 Speaker 1: to take off for work. Board here. Hey, let me 747 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,720 Speaker 1: ask you something, man, what is the baddest radio show 748 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,160 Speaker 1: in the land. Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's 749 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:58,640 Speaker 1: Morning Show with that other that nephew Tommy with It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, 750 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,600 Speaker 1: maybe before you get close to what I know gonna 751 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,000 Speaker 1: have partner. But Steve, you were telling us about your 752 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:09,880 Speaker 1: your Christmas tree. Yeah, so my love of Christmas was 753 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,840 Speaker 1: really worn over at the mall because of the size 754 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,399 Speaker 1: of the tree. So now that I've become a little 755 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:19,080 Speaker 1: bit more capable, my wife has one instruction for me. 756 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,120 Speaker 1: I want the tree that go in the mall in 757 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,480 Speaker 1: my house. Yeah. I'm not going down to normal malls 758 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,600 Speaker 1: to look at the tree. I want my tree to 759 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:35,279 Speaker 1: come with it. And that's the deal. And uh, you know, 760 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,439 Speaker 1: we get to look at it for like two years 761 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,680 Speaker 1: before as it grows. Yeah, and then and then they 762 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,960 Speaker 1: go and they pick out the tree and they send 763 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,719 Speaker 1: us a picture of the tree before they cut it down. 764 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,200 Speaker 1: And then we say, yeah, that's the one that said 765 00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,439 Speaker 1: the rich people tree grow. Now that in the same 766 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,080 Speaker 1: for us though, pick it out a year before. Oh 767 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,960 Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. Yeah. They can't go to the nursery 768 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,680 Speaker 1: like everybody. Right down there in front of h B. 769 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,640 Speaker 1: They got some trees you can buy. That's a grocery store. 770 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,160 Speaker 1: The one I gotta have problem ain't down there. When 771 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:14,320 Speaker 1: you get your tree unkle year before, seeing as it's growing. 772 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,239 Speaker 1: Then they send me a picture from the nursery of 773 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,440 Speaker 1: the trees and then they stand next to him, put it, 774 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,840 Speaker 1: you know, measure and stick up the tell me how 775 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,960 Speaker 1: tall it is, how wide it is, and then we 776 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:29,800 Speaker 1: picked from that. It's like a kid. How much tree call? What? What? What? 777 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,600 Speaker 1: I don't I don't never had that down there. You're 778 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,160 Speaker 1: raising a tree for two years. I don't know how 779 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,239 Speaker 1: much damn tree call. No, it's a tree. It's not. 780 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,439 Speaker 1: It ain't a cow. You ain't a lot of calls, 781 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,239 Speaker 1: you know, walking in it. You send it, you feed 782 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:56,800 Speaker 1: the tree. It's called every month that you're listening to 783 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,360 Speaker 1: get ready for the day. Strawberry letter, h and listen 784 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,480 Speaker 1: if you need some advice on your relationship, on dating, Steve, 785 00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,840 Speaker 1: on work, on sex, on parenting more. Tell them to 786 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,160 Speaker 1: submit their Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com 787 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,640 Speaker 1: and to just click Strawberry letter. Tell them Steve, yeah 788 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:29,680 Speaker 1: what she says. Just want to make sure you Yeah, 789 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:36,480 Speaker 1: oh nice day. Nice when we get over, we reason 790 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:40,200 Speaker 1: in everything. Thank you for it. Yeah, I just want 791 00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,440 Speaker 1: I'd be wanting to do. I'm damn this sit one 792 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:48,880 Speaker 1: another day now, So there you go. We're ready. Nephew, 793 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,600 Speaker 1: bugg love, hold on tight, We got it for you. 794 00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:55,840 Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry letter, all right? Subject should I 795 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,520 Speaker 1: overlook his trust issues? Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty 796 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,560 Speaker 1: two year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met 797 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,000 Speaker 1: the man that I am now in love with. The 798 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,520 Speaker 1: Chemistry was bananas from a moment we met. He accepted 799 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,439 Speaker 1: my children with no problem. To top it all off, 800 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,880 Speaker 1: He's tall, dark, handsome, and the sex is so good 801 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,520 Speaker 1: it brought a tear to my eye one night when 802 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,040 Speaker 1: we met. He was unemployed in living with his grandma, 803 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:29,480 Speaker 1: but he won me over with his persistence and great personality. 804 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,160 Speaker 1: I encouraged and helped him complete a training program and 805 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,120 Speaker 1: then start a career. Well, here's the dilemma. He is 806 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,160 Speaker 1: extremely jealous. Any misstep on my behalf, such as a 807 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,160 Speaker 1: missed call or delayed text response, he starts to act crazy. 808 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,720 Speaker 1: He goes into a fit of rage and he says 809 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:52,200 Speaker 1: really hurtful things. He's called me a bee, a whore, slut, 810 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,719 Speaker 1: and he accuses me of cheating on him. His ex 811 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,480 Speaker 1: wife cheated on him with his brother, so he has 812 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:03,200 Speaker 1: serious trust issues. He's crazy jealous and insecure behavior. It's 813 00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,640 Speaker 1: crazy jealous and insecure behavior breaks my heart. I never 814 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,719 Speaker 1: even consider cheating on him. What can I do to 815 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,520 Speaker 1: get this man to trust me? This really sucks. Please advise, 816 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,440 Speaker 1: you are so correct. This does really suck. But please 817 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,640 Speaker 1: know that this has absolutely nothing to do with you. 818 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:26,840 Speaker 1: All Right, this tall, dark and handsome loser is insecure 819 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,040 Speaker 1: and he's controlling. He's taking it out all on you. 820 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,719 Speaker 1: He's taking all of this out on you. Here you 821 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,400 Speaker 1: are having done everything for him, you know, with the 822 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,000 Speaker 1: training program, helping him start a career, in all of this, 823 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,640 Speaker 1: and this is the thanks you get how dare he 824 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,279 Speaker 1: treat you like this? You know, by being so ungrateful. 825 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,040 Speaker 1: I just say to you, please, don't let his bad 826 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:52,880 Speaker 1: behavior to start you to you know, to be less confident, 827 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,200 Speaker 1: have it start taking away your shine. I don't think 828 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,879 Speaker 1: no man is worth going through all of this. You ask, 829 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,200 Speaker 1: what can you do to get him to treat you, 830 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,960 Speaker 1: to trust you. You're doing it, and you've done it. Okay, 831 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,520 Speaker 1: what else can you do? I mean, you don't have 832 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,160 Speaker 1: to do anything else. I think you've done quite enough. 833 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,640 Speaker 1: I'm concerned that he can get violent with this abusive 834 00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,719 Speaker 1: behavior that he's displaying if it continues. I just say, 835 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,080 Speaker 1: remember you have five kids, and that I'm assuming a 836 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,799 Speaker 1: rather young and impressionable since you yourself are only thirty two, 837 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,360 Speaker 1: they're watching everything you do. So I say, be smart 838 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,799 Speaker 1: and get out while you can, and while you still 839 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,520 Speaker 1: have your dignity. Okay, he's disrespectful and he doesn't deserve 840 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:40,000 Speaker 1: a woman like you. Steve Well, one thing is for sure. 841 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,320 Speaker 1: Don't nobody see these letters like me? I like to 842 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,239 Speaker 1: dig up under the letter and find out what's really 843 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:53,160 Speaker 1: going on. Should overlook his trust issues? The beginning of 844 00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,319 Speaker 1: the letters quite clear to me. I'm a thirty two 845 00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:00,800 Speaker 1: year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met this 846 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,560 Speaker 1: man that I'm in love with. Now. The chemistry was 847 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,200 Speaker 1: bananas from the moment we met. That's a young term. 848 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:15,400 Speaker 1: It's bananas. It's bananas. That's a young term. The chemistry 849 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:26,600 Speaker 1: was bananas. Nobody describes if they love like asked bananas, taquito, Joe. 850 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,360 Speaker 1: It just ain't a good look when your relationship in 851 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:39,320 Speaker 1: chemistry is bananas. That's all it is. Ain't Nobody mentioned 852 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,440 Speaker 1: love in this letter though, so but chess, cause it 853 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:49,400 Speaker 1: ain't there yet. It's just bananas, all right. He accepted 854 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:56,760 Speaker 1: my children with no problem. Well that was big. Yeah 855 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,840 Speaker 1: at five, that's big. Give him some credit to top 856 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,439 Speaker 1: it off. He's tall, dog handsome, and the sex is good. 857 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,439 Speaker 1: It bought a tear to my eye one night. I've 858 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:12,640 Speaker 1: explained to you why I was so good, because it 859 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,840 Speaker 1: starts coming out in the letter. Why his sex was 860 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:20,320 Speaker 1: so good when we met. Here we go right after 861 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,760 Speaker 1: you say the sex was so good. Here the reason why. 862 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:30,440 Speaker 1: When we met he was unemployed living with his grandma. 863 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:36,520 Speaker 1: That's boy, that's boing for a pati. Here to hill 864 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,120 Speaker 1: this This explained the hard top of the letter. You 865 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,440 Speaker 1: ain't got to wonder why the sector is so good. 866 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,840 Speaker 1: A bought A tear to your eye. He needs something 867 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:56,320 Speaker 1: of stain. He in him humping for homes, little shouting, 868 00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:01,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. It's called for homes. This is when 869 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,240 Speaker 1: you ain't got nowhere, and you got to put it 870 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,640 Speaker 1: out to get yourself somewhere. I'm gonna find. I'm gonna 871 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,320 Speaker 1: show y'all ladies, height is well. I'm gonna find a 872 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,000 Speaker 1: bunch of unemployed men that stay in their mama's and 873 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,240 Speaker 1: grandmama's basement. Yeah, And if they don't come in here 874 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,120 Speaker 1: and bring a tear to your eye, they get somewhere 875 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,600 Speaker 1: to stay. You ain't gonna believe in loving you gonna get. 876 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:27,320 Speaker 1: It's a new show. It's called humping for home. This 877 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,439 Speaker 1: white was so good, A tear to your eye. He's 878 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:35,760 Speaker 1: staying at grandmama house. He ain't working. Men that ain't 879 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,280 Speaker 1: working got time to hold their skills. He ain't ever tie. 880 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:46,360 Speaker 1: He rested. Yeah, he got plenty, He got plenty of done. 881 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:50,520 Speaker 1: Nobody else on him. He started, He got stuff backed 882 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,560 Speaker 1: up in him for months. Not very many women want 883 00:59:54,640 --> 01:00:00,360 Speaker 1: an unemployed man. You did now here and here humping 884 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:03,080 Speaker 1: it for home. Now he'd have brought a tear to 885 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:08,600 Speaker 1: your eye on the floor. Yeah while he humping so good. 886 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,600 Speaker 1: Two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three. I've 887 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,560 Speaker 1: been homeless, I have humped for homes with twenty three 888 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:24,800 Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening, come on, King of Comedy yourself, 889 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:31,240 Speaker 1: Steve Letter talking about shit. I overlook his trust. She'd 890 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,920 Speaker 1: have met this man. She'd been in love with chemistry, 891 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:42,040 Speaker 1: with bananas, just bananas from the just, but now that's bananas. 892 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:47,200 Speaker 1: It's a love. He accepted my children with no problem. 893 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,600 Speaker 1: She had divorced mother five uh. To top it off, 894 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:55,360 Speaker 1: he's tall, dog, handsome, and the sex is so good 895 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,120 Speaker 1: it brought a tear to my eye. Then she told 896 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,240 Speaker 1: us why because he's right After that, when we met, 897 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:05,000 Speaker 1: he was unemployed in living with his grandmama. Yeah, how 898 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:09,160 Speaker 1: his sex ain't gonna be good. He got tired, he off, 899 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,560 Speaker 1: he ain't ever tied, he ain't got nowhere to be, 900 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,800 Speaker 1: and he stayed with his grandmama's house, which has now 901 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,280 Speaker 1: caused us. Me and Jay and Kill gonna produced a 902 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:22,040 Speaker 1: new hit show, Humping for Homes. This is where we 903 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,520 Speaker 1: take unemployed me and it ain't working to show you 904 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,680 Speaker 1: how knew it. Sex They can give out because they 905 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,160 Speaker 1: have the time. Yeah all right, now, you said, but 906 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,720 Speaker 1: he warned me over with his persistence and great personality. Hell, 907 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,360 Speaker 1: he gonna be nice, hard to be rude. You ain't 908 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:46,200 Speaker 1: got no house. I've been homeless and nice and I've 909 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:50,320 Speaker 1: ever been. Can't be rude. You stay in your car? 910 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,160 Speaker 1: How you doing? How you doing today? So I'm absolutely fine, ma'am. 911 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:59,320 Speaker 1: How are you people I wouldn't even speak to I 912 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,160 Speaker 1: stood kind to him because they could be they could 913 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:08,440 Speaker 1: be sheltered. You look, everybody, look at his shelter down everybody. 914 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,520 Speaker 1: Everybody was speaking to me. I had a key. I didn't. 915 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,720 Speaker 1: This could be meal out of a plate, TV on 916 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,560 Speaker 1: the wall, all out. So I encouraged and helped him 917 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:27,880 Speaker 1: complete a training program and then start a career. Okay, 918 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,480 Speaker 1: hold on, if it happened that, let's quit talking about 919 01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:35,160 Speaker 1: this training program and career you got. Yeah, you took 920 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:39,720 Speaker 1: him down there, here fried? Hey what you took him 921 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,920 Speaker 1: down there? He fried? No, all of a sudden, he 922 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,160 Speaker 1: just a training program this two weeks because she she's 923 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,960 Speaker 1: embellishing that. Yeah, so you got a career he's extremely jealous. 924 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,480 Speaker 1: Any misstep on my half, such as a miscall the 925 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:58,080 Speaker 1: delayed text. Respond he starts and acting crazy. Let's just 926 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:03,600 Speaker 1: go back to why you're his home now he got 927 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,760 Speaker 1: somewhere to live. What you mean you ain't answering? No tech? 928 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:10,080 Speaker 1: You more? You don't answer my tech. You don't won't me. 929 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:17,480 Speaker 1: I called you, mister phone. You won't answer me. He 930 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,280 Speaker 1: goes into a fit of rage. He says, really hurt 931 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,680 Speaker 1: for thing. He's called me a b AhR, a slut, 932 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,720 Speaker 1: and he accuses me of cheating on him. His ex 933 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,200 Speaker 1: wife cheated on him with his brother. This ain't got 934 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,160 Speaker 1: nothing new with you. He was he's referring to you 935 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,880 Speaker 1: as to what he was referring to his ex wife, ass, 936 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:38,080 Speaker 1: because that's what he called her after she cheated with 937 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,160 Speaker 1: him with his brother. Your real issue was with both 938 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,720 Speaker 1: of them. But I'm gonna beat my brother ass though 939 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,360 Speaker 1: he got ash. Yeah, your brother gonna get his ass 940 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,560 Speaker 1: with now me and you win cool No more, We 941 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,840 Speaker 1: ain't gonna talk. I got all that, but my brother, 942 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,920 Speaker 1: though he gonna get, he gonna get the flesh stumped 943 01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:00,560 Speaker 1: off him, the flesh stomped off him. If he knows 944 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:07,880 Speaker 1: that he already note that. Yeah, now his x y 945 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,280 Speaker 1: cheating up to his brother. He is. He's crazy, jealous 946 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,160 Speaker 1: and insecure. Behavior breaks my heart. I never even consider 947 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,040 Speaker 1: cheating on him. What can I do to get this 948 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:19,960 Speaker 1: man to trust me? This really sucks. You can't get 949 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,520 Speaker 1: this man to trust you if you've done nothing to 950 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:28,280 Speaker 1: make the man? Dude? Have you've done nothing to cause 951 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,080 Speaker 1: mistrust in the man? What can you do to get 952 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:33,560 Speaker 1: him to trust you? What else can you do? You're 953 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,720 Speaker 1: not doing anything wrong and he don't trust you. What 954 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:40,240 Speaker 1: can you do, mo right to get him to trust 955 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,600 Speaker 1: you When he don't trust you and you ain't done nothing. 956 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,760 Speaker 1: This is not a win situation. You're dealing with the 957 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,600 Speaker 1: person with some serious issues. Well, now you know why 958 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:53,360 Speaker 1: you didn't found mister taddog and handsome and he was available. 959 01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:59,880 Speaker 1: Where is this outstanding man? He was unemployed. He was 960 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,240 Speaker 1: staying at his grandmama's house. His mama even told him 961 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:10,280 Speaker 1: you can't stay That's why was that grandmother told you 962 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,840 Speaker 1: you can't stay here with the mama. First, you can't 963 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,560 Speaker 1: stay here, boy, Pull yourself together. Might have a daddy 964 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,600 Speaker 1: or somebody anything to come back up. Been here, get 965 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,240 Speaker 1: your ways together. He would ride over the grandma's house 966 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:27,400 Speaker 1: because he weak and he insecured. Now listen to me, 967 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,760 Speaker 1: you're not going to be able to win this man's 968 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,800 Speaker 1: trust because you've done everything that trustworthy people do, which 969 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,400 Speaker 1: is you've been loyal, committed, and you're giving him what 970 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:43,760 Speaker 1: he needs exactly. You're giving him. He's getting good sex, 971 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,480 Speaker 1: but he's also getting a place to come to getting 972 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,840 Speaker 1: the key, to getting the key he's never had that. 973 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,760 Speaker 1: He had that sex with his wife and she slept 974 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,920 Speaker 1: with his brother. She found out it was nothing to said, well, 975 01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:01,840 Speaker 1: hell let me try. That's how that. Yeah, i'd have 976 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,480 Speaker 1: made a mistake with him. Let me try brother brother. 977 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:10,240 Speaker 1: They're all good looking people, Yeah, they are the whole family. 978 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,280 Speaker 1: Probably tall dog, can handsome that his mama is tall 979 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:18,000 Speaker 1: dog and handsome problem, grandmoma, tall doctor. Yeah, just two people, 980 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,200 Speaker 1: pretty people in that house. This is all bad, lady. 981 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,920 Speaker 1: You should get out of this situation because it's not 982 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:28,200 Speaker 1: a win win. See, regaining a person's trust is one thing. 983 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,800 Speaker 1: Having a person's trust and you've done and done nothing 984 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:35,760 Speaker 1: to get his mistrust is a whole another issue. What 985 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,240 Speaker 1: else can you do? You've done nothing wrong, so what 986 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,280 Speaker 1: do you have nothing to fix. You're trying to fix 987 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:45,400 Speaker 1: something that shouldn't even require fixing because it ain't broke. 988 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,760 Speaker 1: But he accusing you of being a be a hole, 989 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,240 Speaker 1: a slot and all this because he talking about his 990 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,480 Speaker 1: ex messing with his brother and now you it and 991 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,600 Speaker 1: until he get past him issues, you should run the 992 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:06,280 Speaker 1: other way. Thank you very much. Hump for homes Saturday nights. 993 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,000 Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. The Steve 994 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:14,240 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey 995 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,080 Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go. It is time 996 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:21,480 Speaker 1: for right or wrong? Steve, please step up and separate 997 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:26,720 Speaker 1: these two. The show where you find out how stupid 998 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,600 Speaker 1: Tommy is. Well, okay, and that's your intro. That's where 999 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,840 Speaker 1: we're gonna go with this segment where you find out 1000 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:36,800 Speaker 1: how stupid Timmy is. You don't intro to go. No, no, 1001 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,360 Speaker 1: that's where he said. That's what I'm just going. Well, 1002 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,320 Speaker 1: we're just determined who's right or wrong? Tell me if 1003 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,160 Speaker 1: I'm if I'm wrong, Okay, hear me? If I'm right? 1004 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:50,880 Speaker 1: Uh h damn uncle Junior. Steve is a judge, Well, 1005 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,920 Speaker 1: how come if I say uh? He say hunhes he 1006 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:57,680 Speaker 1: because he just help me. Just shut up in this family, 1007 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:03,120 Speaker 1: all right? Hell him, then just get you lived tight 1008 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:09,920 Speaker 1: about that ra No hear the We're talking about saving 1009 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,400 Speaker 1: money and investing money and all of that, right, Okay. 1010 01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,400 Speaker 1: So I told him, I'm not finding invest my money 1011 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,080 Speaker 1: because you got to go to a broker. Now, why 1012 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,760 Speaker 1: would I go to somebody who broke? You know? Did 1013 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,920 Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Why would you go 1014 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:29,240 Speaker 1: to somebody to broke and get him your money to invest? Tommy? 1015 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:35,240 Speaker 1: Why would I go to somebody broker than me? Exactly? 1016 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:41,799 Speaker 1: That actually makes sense. I like that one. Okay. Broker, 1017 01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:47,240 Speaker 1: tell Junior humming birds hum because they don't know the 1018 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:53,200 Speaker 1: words to the saw like we do. Boy, I tried 1019 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,760 Speaker 1: to tell the last night. I said, I got some 1020 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,519 Speaker 1: humming birds outside my one. He said, yeah, they'd be hummed. 1021 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,920 Speaker 1: I say they hummed, Junior, because they don't know the sung. 1022 01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,479 Speaker 1: They knew the song, they would saying the song. Yeah, 1023 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:14,320 Speaker 1: they humming because they don't know the words. They don't 1024 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:22,080 Speaker 1: know how to do that. Okay, Junior, I'm keeping score 1025 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:25,240 Speaker 1: timing when he got mad, Now, I told him it's 1026 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:32,920 Speaker 1: impossible to throw a garbage can away. You know what 1027 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,200 Speaker 1: I'm saying, yeah, they can't throw a garbage can away 1028 01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,960 Speaker 1: where you're gonna where? That ain't good? That is very good. 1029 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:45,599 Speaker 1: You have to think of oh him. No, you can't 1030 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,000 Speaker 1: throw a garbage can when us to hell. You can't 1031 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,880 Speaker 1: put it in a bigger garbage Okay, tell tell him 1032 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:55,360 Speaker 1: what Tell him? If you talking to a guard and 1033 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,800 Speaker 1: he sneezes, you're not supposed to say anything. You're not 1034 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,720 Speaker 1: supposed to say God bless you. It's him sneezing. Did 1035 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,720 Speaker 1: you get it? You can't anything. Somebody gonna go with you? 1036 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,960 Speaker 1: Don't say God, bless you to God? Oh? Oh, so 1037 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:14,600 Speaker 1: y'all saying he don't get a cold? Oh? No, have 1038 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,599 Speaker 1: you heard of God? Anybody told you? Have you read 1039 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:21,720 Speaker 1: it anything? Have you read anything wrong with him? No? 1040 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:26,160 Speaker 1: He's perfect, Tommy, I know, but you ever heard about 1041 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:34,559 Speaker 1: God not showing up this? God allergies a way for two? 1042 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:44,960 Speaker 1: Ask God about this? He brought God about this race. 1043 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:49,000 Speaker 1: I know God already know how that's going in. Anybody. 1044 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:54,720 Speaker 1: Oh wow, here we go. Now he kind of thought 1045 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,680 Speaker 1: about this one. But you know this is where the 1046 01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:00,280 Speaker 1: hang up came. Manya okay, okay, I see it. If 1047 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:06,200 Speaker 1: if you ain't your partner, your wife, your girl, whatever, 1048 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:11,960 Speaker 1: seeing us position and they're not doing their part. Tell Junior, 1049 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:16,479 Speaker 1: that's sixty eight. I can't believe y'all scared? Huh, I 1050 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:23,840 Speaker 1: can't hung up? No, that's you down again. That's a 1051 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,960 Speaker 1: sixty eight. I don't Your girls couldn't even go with you? 1052 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:40,960 Speaker 1: Would you say that? Man? Yeah? Yeah, we'll get mad? 1053 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:49,800 Speaker 1: Well I was that was two out of five? I 1054 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,880 Speaker 1: know how to do? What was your favorite? Oh? I 1055 01:11:53,040 --> 01:12:03,479 Speaker 1: like hu, Junior? That human birds whose they don't know where? 1056 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:11,200 Speaker 1: What's your all time favorite? From the right or wrong? 1057 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:15,479 Speaker 1: Does everybody have one? I have? I have two? What answer? 1058 01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,439 Speaker 1: The one is that if you're born in the air, 1059 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:24,040 Speaker 1: on the airplane. If you're born on a plane, you 1060 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:28,479 Speaker 1: are from air. There's no way you can be from 1061 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:32,280 Speaker 1: la You can't. You're not there. You're in the air. 1062 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:37,639 Speaker 1: Well where where you from? From the city where they land? Probably, 1063 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,200 Speaker 1: but you was born in the air. My all time 1064 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,840 Speaker 1: favorite wasn't on right or wrong? What what my all 1065 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:49,920 Speaker 1: time favorite? Timy Lions. If he wins the power Ball 1066 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:54,560 Speaker 1: for six hundred, you can't let that. He got to 1067 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:59,519 Speaker 1: find a way to get away from it. About that? 1068 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:06,519 Speaker 1: That is not funny? It ain't right, but it's real. Away, 1069 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:10,400 Speaker 1: ain't it ain't to get a call. I got to 1070 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:14,679 Speaker 1: get away. I got from these other feet. I can do. Honey, 1071 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:18,360 Speaker 1: how is that I do this right? I'm trying to see. 1072 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:23,160 Speaker 1: I'm going to stage fun of them people. I'm not 1073 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:26,280 Speaker 1: lying to you. I'm gonna get shot in front of 1074 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:32,120 Speaker 1: the family. Come on, and you want the powerball, you 1075 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:36,639 Speaker 1: could go boot, but I'm gonna get hat. Go ahead, Okay, cool, 1076 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,280 Speaker 1: he got a brother with that three hundred and fifty 1077 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,439 Speaker 1: million left, I still need to be way from that. 1078 01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:48,200 Speaker 1: That's what I want to do with three fifty. You 1079 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:54,120 Speaker 1: don't need to see that. You want to be his favorite? 1080 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,840 Speaker 1: Get rid of me or just ask me who these 1081 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:58,519 Speaker 1: people live with me? When I come down, you bring 1082 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:03,439 Speaker 1: gonna shut up out get I had some breakfast, baby, 1083 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:10,080 Speaker 1: you're making breakfast? Can make play? Yeah? Alright, HEMANI wants something, 1084 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:14,200 Speaker 1: get some for your money. I got some fremany All right, 1085 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,240 Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning 1086 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:21,760 Speaker 1: Crazy Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is 1087 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:25,680 Speaker 1: time for games. You can't play. You can't play over 1088 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:29,800 Speaker 1: the holidays. Jay, please explain. Okay, Oh here it is. 1089 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,400 Speaker 1: I got it again. All right, here we go. The 1090 01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:36,920 Speaker 1: holidays are coming around, and you're gonna have folks over 1091 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,479 Speaker 1: to the house. So what I'm gonna do is set 1092 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,840 Speaker 1: up the game, tell a little bit about it, Steve 1093 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,720 Speaker 1: Junior're gonna jump in and make and explain how the 1094 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,439 Speaker 1: games get worse. Start off good, sound like a good idea, 1095 01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:53,479 Speaker 1: but then as the game progresses, problems a right. Let's 1096 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:56,320 Speaker 1: simple games spades. We're gonna play some spade. We're gonna 1097 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,320 Speaker 1: set up the table. We're gonna play some spade. Okay, 1098 01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:03,720 Speaker 1: and and everything happened. Somebody started cheap. You know, you 1099 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:09,719 Speaker 1: got that problem the first time somebody renegue. You swear 1100 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:15,800 Speaker 1: it was a dead body in the room. So you 1101 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:17,840 Speaker 1: can't play that. You know, people don't know how to 1102 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:21,799 Speaker 1: lose and just take it. You know, they take it personal, 1103 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:25,599 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So you're gonna go outside 1104 01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,920 Speaker 1: play some touch football, you know, getting vamily everybody. Just 1105 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:32,120 Speaker 1: play some touch football. You got a grown ass man 1106 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:36,240 Speaker 1: think it's cool to run over a third grader. Just 1107 01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:46,280 Speaker 1: run over fish. Just just punish it. Damn man, with 1108 01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:54,160 Speaker 1: playing football. You had been putting them on me. You 1109 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:58,160 Speaker 1: know how you put him to check me. But what 1110 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:10,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do to Ren want you out here for man, 1111 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,200 Speaker 1: you should have been like a little a. This is 1112 01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:16,120 Speaker 1: all I got to shake. Uh, you know if you can't, 1113 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:20,439 Speaker 1: you can't the handling heat, get out this kitchen. I 1114 01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:23,800 Speaker 1: don't care if your eight. I don't care if your eight. 1115 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:28,240 Speaker 1: I don't let him cry. Let him cry. He can't. 1116 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:34,439 Speaker 1: Got to learn this a man's game. It's another game 1117 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,080 Speaker 1: you can't play. You want to play dominoes. But you 1118 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,679 Speaker 1: got that dude that been you've been You've been away 1119 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,799 Speaker 1: for a while, and he takes this game a little 1120 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,280 Speaker 1: bit too seriously. You know what I mean, he'd been 1121 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,400 Speaker 1: in he's been away. You know, he's been in the system. 1122 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:55,080 Speaker 1: He even like domino Dominoes is a different game then, 1123 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:59,400 Speaker 1: huh yeah, yeah, you shouldn't have been here. Man. Now 1124 01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:01,680 Speaker 1: you want to play an old old wait man, hold up, dog, 1125 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,040 Speaker 1: hold dog. I just sent you to the yard on 1126 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:10,479 Speaker 1: New trail. Man, Hold on, dog. You just went to 1127 01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,599 Speaker 1: the yard on New Trail. You ain't had no trade 1128 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,599 Speaker 1: minute to go. What you're talking about? What I'm talking about, 1129 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:19,479 Speaker 1: I'm talking about your ass all you're trying to Oh 1130 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:24,720 Speaker 1: you get shite what happen to you? Pard? No, you're 1131 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:33,160 Speaker 1: out now, you out now? No? No, okay, okay, I'm 1132 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:38,080 Speaker 1: gonna need two packs of cigarettes for that at the 1133 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:41,760 Speaker 1: holiday Barty. That's all I'm saying. And I'm gonna need 1134 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:47,280 Speaker 1: the two packs next time I see you under shake. 1135 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:49,960 Speaker 1: We gotta play another game right now, we're gonna we're 1136 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,519 Speaker 1: gonna go back outside. Try to play just a simple game, 1137 01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:57,680 Speaker 1: family game of dodgeball. It's the same guy. We'll think 1138 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:01,479 Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. You hit the grad nine 1139 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:09,200 Speaker 1: in my ball, He ain't. That's a w he out 1140 01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:15,559 Speaker 1: here playing for. It's called dodge ball. It ain't called 1141 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:20,320 Speaker 1: standing there and get hit at. You gotta hit him 1142 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:28,000 Speaker 1: so hard, ain't what he up? I better talk nak 1143 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,200 Speaker 1: gonna cock back with that little week ass like I 1144 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,160 Speaker 1: ain't seen that com I get him in the face. 1145 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:41,800 Speaker 1: In the face, that's why he need to pay attention. Mean, Oh, 1146 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,080 Speaker 1: we go back in the hunse. We decided to play chess. 1147 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,880 Speaker 1: But here's what happens. The man who think he knew 1148 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:51,120 Speaker 1: everything about chess get his ass dusted by that eighth grader. 1149 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:54,800 Speaker 1: Now he really upset the little boy and told his 1150 01:18:55,080 --> 01:19:01,120 Speaker 1: asses he can't take it. That's where all the pieces 1151 01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:06,400 Speaker 1: gonna be on the floor. Yeah, he picked them up. Hold, dog, 1152 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:13,519 Speaker 1: you can't say checkmate. We just got started. How you 1153 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,920 Speaker 1: gonna how are you gonna do? Dog? No? No, no, 1154 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,519 Speaker 1: we ain't number four, five, six moves? What did you 1155 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:23,160 Speaker 1: talk about? Checkmate? No, that ain't our chess. Go chess 1156 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,800 Speaker 1: the thinking man game? Right, you ain't. You ain't had 1157 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:30,040 Speaker 1: time to think, David. He won the game, man, He 1158 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:33,760 Speaker 1: went on, damn game. He just said checkmate. Yeah, he 1159 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:41,479 Speaker 1: beat you. How show me how you showed you? That? 1160 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:46,840 Speaker 1: Ain't you can't do that? See you gotta do Look, man, 1161 01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:49,599 Speaker 1: in chess, you have to make a minimum of twenty moves. 1162 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:53,519 Speaker 1: He didn't have to do that for you. Dog. That's 1163 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:58,400 Speaker 1: how it's done. Dog. Now you ain't post say checkmate 1164 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:02,840 Speaker 1: unless it's been twenty more. Maybe try to something else. 1165 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,400 Speaker 1: I don't know, man. See, y'all need to play chess 1166 01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:14,200 Speaker 1: with white folks. Everything is racial with you. Last game, 1167 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:18,639 Speaker 1: last game, we can't play checkers. It's the same guy 1168 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:22,560 Speaker 1: with the dodgeball really enjoys beating a third Ready he 1169 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:33,599 Speaker 1: gets such bawn, brown brown, brown, brown kings, your parks 1170 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:43,080 Speaker 1: crying for white, your ass out no, no, no, no, no, no. Man, 1171 01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:46,360 Speaker 1: you can't jump back because you got the red pizza. 1172 01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:52,640 Speaker 1: Red pizza, red pizza, can't jump bad man. The end 1173 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:59,799 Speaker 1: of this game. Okay, let's move on. You're listening, Steven show. Okay, Steve, 1174 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:04,360 Speaker 1: here we go. An english Man born without a penis 1175 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:11,320 Speaker 1: lost his virginity at forty five. We're gonna put something in, 1176 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,800 Speaker 1: something created. Listen to what the doctors did though. Yeah, 1177 01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:22,439 Speaker 1: the doctors created a bionic penis for him. Okay, I 1178 01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:30,760 Speaker 1: don't give a what. I don't need my lower leg 1179 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,839 Speaker 1: and put it down there, but I need some apartment, 1180 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:38,280 Speaker 1: all right. Well his name is Andrew wardle Man. Congratulations 1181 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,479 Speaker 1: five years to break. But I would have been in 1182 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:46,439 Speaker 1: something bionic. But wait a minute. He had a girlfriend. Though, 1183 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:50,040 Speaker 1: he had a girlfriend, Yeah, and he really had one. 1184 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:53,759 Speaker 1: After you got the bionic penis. He had to endure 1185 01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:57,880 Speaker 1: though a ten hour procedure, Steve, Yeah, okay, that's it. 1186 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,439 Speaker 1: Took him ten hours to attach it. Then he had 1187 01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:05,160 Speaker 1: to go through a ten day erection. Oh hey, o 1188 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:13,640 Speaker 1: you before bore with his girlfriend, lost his virginity with 1189 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:18,320 Speaker 1: this girl. Man ten days. I'm just out to me you, 1190 01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:23,720 Speaker 1: hey man, I'm just moving furniture for ten days. Though, 1191 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:26,560 Speaker 1: if I can't do nothing now, I bet I go 1192 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,519 Speaker 1: buy me a dozen dough nuts. I bet you that. 1193 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:32,880 Speaker 1: I bet you miss dough nuts? By whoa can you 1194 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,320 Speaker 1: when you can be doing from day one as a kid. 1195 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:39,200 Speaker 1: If you didn't have one of your efforts, effort and 1196 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:41,760 Speaker 1: the pop bottle, soul would have been to buy war 1197 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,920 Speaker 1: ten donar been missing days? Where are you out? I 1198 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,320 Speaker 1: mustling up? Mother? What you're doing? I'm gonna buy penis. 1199 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,080 Speaker 1: Let me tell you how they made it. See, I'm 1200 01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:57,000 Speaker 1: out here and I'm committing on robbery, chicken joint, the 1201 01:22:57,120 --> 01:23:04,280 Speaker 1: rib joint. I'm just selling. We got multiple jobs going 1202 01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:08,160 Speaker 1: to sneak. I got to let me let me tell 1203 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,679 Speaker 1: you how they made it. Okay, drop out of school, 1204 01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:15,120 Speaker 1: pack bags, you got all kinds of eye jobs working, 1205 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:20,880 Speaker 1: all right. So they constructed it. They made it out 1206 01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:24,400 Speaker 1: of a skin from Andrew's arm, and then they put 1207 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:28,160 Speaker 1: nerves in it from his legs. What I tell you, huh, 1208 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:32,839 Speaker 1: he was born without a penis, and one and twenty 1209 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:37,720 Speaker 1: million might have this abnormality at birth. So I'll tell 1210 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:40,559 Speaker 1: you what. We're gonna do something. How much did it cost? 1211 01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:42,720 Speaker 1: I know you want to know that, because Steve, you 1212 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:50,040 Speaker 1: got a lot of jobs. How much? Just take a while, guest, Steve, 1213 01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:55,760 Speaker 1: that's way too much. Close Tommy, you can get one 1214 01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:59,280 Speaker 1: thirty five for sixty five thousand. You can't get the 1215 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:06,240 Speaker 1: one I got you. You were born that way without 1216 01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:11,240 Speaker 1: how much sixty five thousand dollars. They make it from 1217 01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:15,080 Speaker 1: your skin and from nervous from your legs. Mine is pricedly. 1218 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:19,920 Speaker 1: I can't even get laws in London. Only thing right, 1219 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,760 Speaker 1: I'm glad you love your sixty five. I can have two. 1220 01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:32,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god, what wouldn't I want to? You got 1221 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:43,120 Speaker 1: dumbing thing? You ever? Funny though? But anyway, yeah, relay 1222 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:49,400 Speaker 1: on board tang team. Oh my god, here we go. 1223 01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:54,599 Speaker 1: You're crazy team talent. Walk on, Timmy boy, you better 1224 01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:58,880 Speaker 1: ask some more of this ignorant show. Right after this 1225 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:05,479 Speaker 1: you're to show, all right, Steve, it's your boys time. 1226 01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:11,439 Speaker 1: He's here. Time to slay another one, murder another one. Well, 1227 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:16,000 Speaker 1: you know, somebody told me family feud. I don't know 1228 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:20,479 Speaker 1: where you got that man from. I put a lot 1229 01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:24,000 Speaker 1: of merger. I'll be waiting on these songs. We've been 1230 01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:28,120 Speaker 1: friends for years. You go way back like catleaxis. That's 1231 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:30,519 Speaker 1: what he said, right, So what's the list? The list 1232 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:33,679 Speaker 1: will probably get longer today. We're gonna put the Kirk 1233 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,640 Speaker 1: Franklin's name on the list. Oh my god, you mean 1234 01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:42,400 Speaker 1: the song is called happy and my song is called 1235 01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:49,599 Speaker 1: down nappy? What he get out? You know, her chemicals 1236 01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:54,439 Speaker 1: can hurt child, Her chemicals can change change. What will 1237 01:25:54,479 --> 01:25:58,000 Speaker 1: her chemicals do? You? Come on, come on, come on, 1238 01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:01,479 Speaker 1: I'll just let me just let it be nappy right now. 1239 01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:05,600 Speaker 1: I want to kill people say if they have not 1240 01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:10,120 Speaker 1: playing to pay. My hair is not meant to lay. 1241 01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:13,760 Speaker 1: Let it be. Let it be nappy right now. Keep 1242 01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:18,839 Speaker 1: the hog conge of phone stone, Let the stone stone. 1243 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:24,479 Speaker 1: I like it nappy. That's grease, rubber three hair rub 1244 01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,679 Speaker 1: on your hand. That's what you do if you won't 1245 01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:31,479 Speaker 1: hurt your fingers when you run through my hair. Take 1246 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:38,200 Speaker 1: it a by if it's natural, and try to change 1247 01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:44,120 Speaker 1: ride and let it beat it beat all the way. 1248 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:53,519 Speaker 1: You should know your Jesus jalous well looks so nice 1249 01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:57,360 Speaker 1: and you just want if you want to be nappy. 1250 01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:03,400 Speaker 1: Let it be never right now, don't you? And all 1251 01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:05,040 Speaker 1: that is Christian and all that it's goold. Let it 1252 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:08,120 Speaker 1: be never right now? Come on, I just want to 1253 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:13,080 Speaker 1: be annion. I'm not gonna keep on getting a cock 1254 01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:17,000 Speaker 1: and weeds with they send the front no weeds, the 1255 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:23,240 Speaker 1: freaking broken talk and be nappy, happy to be happy, 1256 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:34,120 Speaker 1: nap to less a grease rob you through her head, 1257 01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:39,160 Speaker 1: through your head. If it's not all it's good, don't 1258 01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:44,800 Speaker 1: you be freaks your head. Don't you don't bring it 1259 01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:48,800 Speaker 1: right now? Come on do what I say. No, she 1260 01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:57,120 Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Say let it, break it down, 1261 01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:07,160 Speaker 1: break it down if you wanna be let it be me. 1262 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:13,160 Speaker 1: I just want to be de fool. Say take that 1263 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:27,320 Speaker 1: hot ass weird, yes, just like her. Come on, come on, 1264 01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:40,599 Speaker 1: take a comb. That is Christian friend? Is God's little 1265 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:52,200 Speaker 1: is Christian man? Coming up? Steve's closing remarks at forty 1266 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:57,439 Speaker 1: nine after the hour, Gather round everyone, you're listening Steve 1267 01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:01,040 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are back 1268 01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:04,200 Speaker 1: a last break of the day, and you're gonna leave 1269 01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:06,880 Speaker 1: us with some closing remarks. Yeah, you know, I want 1270 01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:10,519 Speaker 1: to share something with you that I came across when 1271 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:16,639 Speaker 1: I was meditating this summer and a friend of mine, 1272 01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:20,160 Speaker 1: Bishop Getties down in the Carolinas, who I met on 1273 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:24,519 Speaker 1: my talk show one time we formed a relationship, very 1274 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:30,920 Speaker 1: very helpful. Bishop gettys he sends me inspiration all the time. 1275 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,000 Speaker 1: He just, I mean, just a good dude man, just 1276 01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:37,920 Speaker 1: care about me. He always sends me something timely. And 1277 01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:40,360 Speaker 1: one of the things he sent me I was thinking 1278 01:29:40,439 --> 01:29:44,519 Speaker 1: about on the or when I was meditating this summer, 1279 01:29:45,439 --> 01:29:49,320 Speaker 1: and it's something that I'm guilty of even myself. And 1280 01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:52,080 Speaker 1: I was explaining it to a couple of people that 1281 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:54,240 Speaker 1: work around him. They would come up, you say that 1282 01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:57,880 Speaker 1: you feel that way. Yeah, man, it's all relative, you know, 1283 01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:01,720 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how you think my life is the 1284 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:05,200 Speaker 1: fact that I might be still short in myself is 1285 01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:10,320 Speaker 1: a very very real reality. And there is a possibility 1286 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:14,360 Speaker 1: moving forward that you could also be short in your 1287 01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:17,400 Speaker 1: life for what it could truly be. Have you ever 1288 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:22,719 Speaker 1: thought about that you could be making one mistake that's 1289 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:28,479 Speaker 1: cutting you off from the life that you could really have. 1290 01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:34,479 Speaker 1: You're actually sought short circuit in your blessings because of 1291 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,639 Speaker 1: a very simple thing that we do. And I'm guilty 1292 01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:40,360 Speaker 1: of this myself. And I had to catch myself this 1293 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,760 Speaker 1: summer and one of the things I came away with 1294 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:45,560 Speaker 1: I said, Man, I got to dream bigger. I have 1295 01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:49,479 Speaker 1: got to dream bigger because I've exposed myself with people 1296 01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:51,880 Speaker 1: who have so much more. Now do you need so 1297 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:56,400 Speaker 1: much more? No? But God said he would give you 1298 01:30:56,520 --> 01:31:01,040 Speaker 1: the desires of your heart. Here even put some stuff 1299 01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,360 Speaker 1: on your heart to desire. You ain't even know what's 1300 01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:05,760 Speaker 1: really there, but he wants you to see that too. 1301 01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:11,880 Speaker 1: So look, I'm out of the need business. I just 1302 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:15,720 Speaker 1: need him. He's all I need. Of course, I need 1303 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:19,599 Speaker 1: love and people that care about me and friendship. I'm 1304 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:21,599 Speaker 1: not saying I don't need nothing, but as far as 1305 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:25,960 Speaker 1: material stuff, I don't need anything. It's just stuff I want. 1306 01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:31,040 Speaker 1: But it's nothing wrong with want anymore, as long as 1307 01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:34,879 Speaker 1: you're grateful for where you at. But here's what happens, 1308 01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:38,040 Speaker 1: and it happens to me, and it may be happening 1309 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:40,960 Speaker 1: to you, And I don't want you to shortcircuit your blessings. 1310 01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:43,280 Speaker 1: I don't want you to knock yourself out of something 1311 01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:48,320 Speaker 1: that you could have. Listen to me, don't downgrade your 1312 01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:53,920 Speaker 1: dream just to fit your reality. I'm gonna repeat that, 1313 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:58,280 Speaker 1: but I got some more. Don't downgrade your dream just 1314 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:04,200 Speaker 1: to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny. 1315 01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:10,040 Speaker 1: One more time y'all listen to this. This is so good. Man. 1316 01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:18,000 Speaker 1: Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade 1317 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:22,200 Speaker 1: your conviction to match your destiny. Oh man, this is 1318 01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:25,800 Speaker 1: so good. Do you know how many times we reshape 1319 01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:28,240 Speaker 1: what we want based on where we're at right now? 1320 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:33,920 Speaker 1: Do you know how many times you've bought a car 1321 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:38,240 Speaker 1: based on how much you made? Well, now you saying, well, 1322 01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,160 Speaker 1: of course, Steve, you gotta fit it in the budget. 1323 01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:44,880 Speaker 1: But hold up, though, but did you really want something else? 1324 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:51,600 Speaker 1: Did you really see yourself driving a different model, the 1325 01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:55,439 Speaker 1: upscale model? Did you see you with that car but 1326 01:32:55,600 --> 01:33:00,680 Speaker 1: it was fully loaded? I'm just saying, well, you know 1327 01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:04,320 Speaker 1: what you shouldn't do. You shouldn't downgrade your dream just 1328 01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:07,360 Speaker 1: to fit your reality. See so you make a purchase 1329 01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:11,600 Speaker 1: based on where you're at right now, when if you 1330 01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:15,800 Speaker 1: kept the faith continue to work. Do you know that God, 1331 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:18,920 Speaker 1: there's a strong possibility that he was gonna give you 1332 01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:23,320 Speaker 1: the car your dream. But you quit operating on faith, 1333 01:33:24,439 --> 01:33:28,640 Speaker 1: You started functioning on your reality, and so you end 1334 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:31,040 Speaker 1: up blocking what God could do for you because you 1335 01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:33,400 Speaker 1: made a move too fast based on where you were 1336 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:37,920 Speaker 1: with what you should have did. You should have buckled 1337 01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:41,880 Speaker 1: down and upgraded your conviction, got most serious about it, 1338 01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:44,840 Speaker 1: got more funky with it, got a little bit more 1339 01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:47,920 Speaker 1: determined to get what you saw in your dreams and 1340 01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:54,000 Speaker 1: your visions. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny because 1341 01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,479 Speaker 1: where God gonna take you and what it really got 1342 01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,600 Speaker 1: for you, You gotta get your conviction to match that. 1343 01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:04,920 Speaker 1: Stop knocking your dreams down because it don't and fitting 1344 01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,080 Speaker 1: it into your reality to day. You gotta try something 1345 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,479 Speaker 1: else because I had to force myself to do it. 1346 01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:14,719 Speaker 1: I got to upgrade my conviction to match your destiny. 1347 01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:17,880 Speaker 1: God has a bigger life for me, and that I 1348 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:21,080 Speaker 1: know for sure. And many of you feel the same way. 1349 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:23,200 Speaker 1: You keep saying, Man, there's got to be more than 1350 01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:25,960 Speaker 1: my life than this. Man, I really see God working 1351 01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:29,240 Speaker 1: on my behalf. Just gotta hang in there. You just 1352 01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:34,640 Speaker 1: gotta hanging there. Man. Now, you gotta keep working, but 1353 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,800 Speaker 1: you got to hang in that. When I say hanging there, 1354 01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:41,639 Speaker 1: do not lose faith. That's the hanging in now I'm 1355 01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:44,960 Speaker 1: talking about. Don't give up because it didn't got funky 1356 01:34:45,040 --> 01:34:50,920 Speaker 1: for you. Hanging there, be strong. Don't downgrade your dream 1357 01:34:51,479 --> 01:34:56,160 Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match 1358 01:34:56,360 --> 01:35:00,439 Speaker 1: your Destiny. Those are my clothing me. Oh, you better 1359 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:04,840 Speaker 1: drop the mic on that one for real though no, 1360 01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:09,280 Speaker 1: he drops Okay, I don't know how the mic on lane. 1361 01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:17,480 Speaker 1: For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. 1362 01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:21,000 Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, 1363 01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:24,880 Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey 1364 01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:29,040 Speaker 1: fm dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.