1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking the awkwardness out of 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,079 Speaker 1: One night Stands with a new product called Eat a 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: Sheet edible bed sheets for the rando who spends the 4 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: night at your place. 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: I don't really get it now. 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: It comes in three flavors nacho cheese, tapioca, and buttermilk ranch. 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 1: Wake up in the morning and eat a sheet with 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: that special someone. 9 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,639 Speaker 2: Hey, sorry, I can't leave it. I'm still working on. 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,840 Speaker 1: The you started that corner, I'll start at this one. 11 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,840 Speaker 1: We'll meet in the middle last night. It sounds almost 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,639 Speaker 1: as delicious as Laser Stories, the segment where we read 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other mattress munchers just don't. 15 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Winter Park, Florida. 16 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 1: Forty one year olds Paul Kuriak recently stepped into his 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,279 Speaker 1: favorite Dunkin Donuts store when call of nature hit. 18 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 2: Well, coffee will do that to you, yep, So. 19 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: He stepped into the bathroom real quick, and then the 20 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: unthinkable happened. As he was on the toilet, it exploded 21 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: a talking the toilet blew up him and the restroom 22 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: in well, yeah, exactly what you would think. 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 2: Oh my god, what. 24 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 1: Paul sat there and shock for a couple of seconds, 25 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: and then with urine debris and worse all over him, 26 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: he bravely walked out of the restroom. 27 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 2: What to order his donut and coffee. Imagine seeing that 28 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 2: guy walk out of the bathroom being like, oh, do 29 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 2: not orn her food here? 30 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: Go in there. And he found the store's manager and 31 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: asked for help, but according to Paul, he was brushed off. 32 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: They quickly apologized, and then they let him know they 33 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: were aware of the quote problem with the toilets, as 34 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: it had happened before. 35 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 2: Wait it exploded before. 36 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, that wasn't the first time the duncan's toilet had exploded. Okay, 37 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 3: So Paul has now filed a lawsuit seeking more than 38 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollars in damages because he says he 39 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 3: suffered severe and long term injuries due to the incident, 40 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 3: and more than that, he's required mental health care and 41 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 3: counseling just so that he can be brave enough to 42 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 3: use a public restroom again. 43 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 2: He's never going to go to a duncan ever again. 44 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 2: I mean one hundred thousand dollars honestly sounds pretty low 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,239 Speaker 2: to me. It sounds like he legit. 46 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: Just needs some help. You don't think it sounds legit. 47 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 2: No, I think it does like it sounds legit to me. 48 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, the case is in court 49 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: and a ret for Duncan has not publicly responded to 50 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: the suit. As for the toilet, word is it's still 51 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,119 Speaker 1: not working. 52 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 2: Probably, but did they finally put it signed? 53 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: They put an out of order sign on the door, 54 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: so it's not like they've done nothing. It's next to 55 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: that should be like a little bomb symbol. Enter at 56 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: your own risk crime scene. This next lazer stories out 57 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: of secret Ceremony Central and we getn't know about it. 58 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:20,519 Speaker 1: Wedding venues are crazy expensive, so I'm surprised we don't 59 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: see this kind of thing more. Maybe it's a new 60 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: trend and we will start seeing more of it. But 61 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 1: a coffee shop in Indianapolis called Mansion Society is in 62 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: the news today after a couple held a pop up 63 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: wedding there and did not ask permission. What well, they 64 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: just did it. They just showed up with thirty guests, 65 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: didn't say anything, and started the ceremony in one corner. 66 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 1: Of the store. It's kind of cool. 67 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: Don't have any extra help, and you're not putting up 68 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 2: any decorations. 69 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: I guess they had efficient there and their photographer told 70 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: a barista to wait five minutes when they asked them 71 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: to please not blocking the door. No, okay, now we're 72 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: getting hold on. 73 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 2: They haven't just wait for him to kiss the bride. 74 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: The owners, who normally charged five hundred dollars for private 75 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: events there, say they didn't stop it from happening because 76 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: footage of them interrupting a wedding could go viral and 77 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 1: the internet might cancel them. 78 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 2: That's a good point, so we can do whatever we 79 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 2: want now. I mean, the five hundred dollars for a 80 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 2: wedding venue is not like, yeah, like fifty thousand dollars. 81 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: Well, later, the coffee shop posted a video of it happening, 82 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,599 Speaker 1: after initially deciding not to they didn't want to shame 83 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: the couple online, but eventually opted to post the footage 84 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: after the bride and groom refused to admit that they 85 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: had done anything wrong. 86 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,840 Speaker 2: Money, man, I mean they shut down the store, right, 87 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 2: they blocked the entrance. 88 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: Give him like a hundred bucks. Everybody buy a coffee yeah, everybody. 89 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 1: Once the comments started rolling in, the bride was shamed 90 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: for not paying, and she offered two hundred dollars. 91 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 2: For now we're negotiating. 92 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: I think we're too late for that. Well, when they 93 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: asked her for the full amount, she called it unreasonable. 94 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: So now people online are debating whether a sudden pop 95 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: up wedding like this is really a big deal or 96 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: not because the whole thing only lasted twenty minutes. Oh 97 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: that's it, okay, So what they should do? They should 98 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: go back and get a pop up divorce. 99 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 2: I bet they didn't tell their guests that either. I 100 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 2: bet the guests are like, wait, yeah, I. 101 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: Had no idea. The stories out of emoji lands. A 102 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: recent poll of one thousand employees asked them to name 103 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: the most inappropriate emojis to use at work. Boy, can 104 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: you guess what number one is? Anybody? 105 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 2: Egg? 106 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: Plan? Probably a plan? Come on, Well, how you answer 107 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: might depend on your age. Cause. For gen Z, it's 108 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: the peach emoji, the one that looks like a butt. 109 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought too. 110 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: For millennial age people, it's the beer mug emoji. Is 111 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: inappropriate for work, inappropriate to be sharing around. 112 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 2: At work, wouldn't you just say it like happy hour 113 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 2: beer emoji. Yeah, yeah, no, okay. 114 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 1: If you want to get fired. For gen Z people, 115 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: it's the egg plant. Oh wait. 116 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 2: The first people were gen X. I always get these mixed. 117 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: Up gen z is peach an egg plant. Millennials are 118 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 1: beer mug gen X Okay, okay, and then baby boomers 119 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:32,719 Speaker 1: think the middle finger emoji is the most unprofessional one. 120 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,679 Speaker 2: That just means I was number one in sales. Number 121 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,919 Speaker 2: one sign is that true. 122 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: Baby boomers think that the middle finger emoji is most unprofessional. 123 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 2: Bro, No, let's send them to my mom. 124 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:48,280 Speaker 1: Look, okay. The top answers for men and women were 125 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 1: also different. Women think the peach and egg plant emojis 126 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 1: are the most unprofessional. Men say the beer mug and 127 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,920 Speaker 1: kissing mark emoji should not be allowed at. 128 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 2: Work because the men aren't getting sent the plant the 129 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 2: peach emoji. 130 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: Yeah that's under you know. Yeah. The one that got 131 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: the most votes overall was the beer mug. So I 132 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: guess talking about getting drunk at work is still considered taboo. 133 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: But we can send like the red bite lip emoji. 134 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 2: Guess pain bottles fine, the wine glass spine, like the 135 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 2: smoke like the smoke puff is. 136 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, just make a class. That's what we got 137 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 1: to do. But that's why this guy never sends emojis. 138 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: He just draws a big phallic symbol on every work 139 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: note that he sends around the office, no subtlety whatsoever. 140 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: That means Laser Stories has come to an end for 141 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.