WEBVTT - Mr Beast Is Just Jigsaw Now? Rapture = NEXT Week (For SURE) 10.01.25 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:07.280 What kind of mug you got those that the shape 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.160 nice cute kind of give an owl. I thought it 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:13.040 was owl for a time. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:14.239 It kind of does look like an hour. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:16.400 I had like a weird horror one and I actually 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:18.200 changed it to this one in case somebody saw it. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.119 Wait, what's the weird horror it said? 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.360 It said not blood on it, which I thought was 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:23.080 a little weird. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.680 Well, now I did immediately assume that you're drinking blood 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:28.080 out of that. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.959 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mallory, any weird cups on your I. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:36.760 Mean, I have my standard white women water bottle over here. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:39.800 We got to stick together. We got to stick together. 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:47.040 Hydrate my white sisters behind. I appreciate it. We really 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.519 we need to all have to stay hydrate. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:50.720 Yeah, you know, the only thing. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:52.639 That's going to get us through focus is I was like. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:55.400 The one thing that I didn't realize. I was just like, 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.960 as a dude, how how much it helps your skin 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.080 to drink it of water? 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:02.920 We've been on that ship for a long time. Welcome. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:03.360 Yeah. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.520 No, I mean like I've been definitely the last few years. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:09.400 But I just remember, like a younger male coworker at 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:12.039 like a job, like my previous job was like, like, 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.720 have you tried drinking more water? Have you tried water 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.840 because you have like you have great skin, like you 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.399 have no wrinkles stuff, But like tried drink you could 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:21.600 use And. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:23.880 I was I noticed that when you smile, the rest 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.800 of your face like takes a while to unsmile because 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:28.920 I think you might be dehydrated. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.520 Man, have facial edema or something. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.960 Your skin moves like a second after the red your 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:46.320 facial muscles. Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four weight, 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:51.040 Episode three of Dedi's Guys, What's production of iHeartRadio is 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:52.960 a podcast where you take a deep dive into America 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:57.600 share consciousness. And it is Wednesday, October first, twenty five, 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:01.160 damn spooky season half begun. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.440 They're so man, Okay, here we go. It's October first 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:08.520 means it's National Jiffy Mixed Day, National Walk to School Day, 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.800 National Pumpkin Seed Day, National Coffee with a cop No, 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:15.760 National fire pump Day. Yes we fucked with Dalmatians of Firefighters. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.520 National Pumpkins Spice Day, National Green City Day, Random Acts 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.160 of Poetry Day, National Black Dog Day, Shoutow my Dog, 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.600 All black Dog, National Hair Day, National Homemade Cookies. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.160 Day, damn lot. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.880 They're getting it in. Yeah, they tried to sneak in 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:32.240 the coffee with a cop thing. I'm like almost almost. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.040 What is it? Are they gonna buy you a coffee? 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.000 You're gonna buy a cop cop buy your local police 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.680 officer a coffee? The fuck out of here. I'mready paying 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.079 for your stupid ass F two fifty. What the fuck 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:43.840 are you talking about? 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.200 You don't want to make the guys who walk around 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.800 with guns, who are already terrified all the time, a 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.040 little bit more jittery. 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:54.440 Hey man, what a coffee? Okay, my bad, My bad, 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:54.959 My bad. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:56.440 He doesn't need right here. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:00.040 My name is Jack O'Brien ak Potatoes O'Brien n and 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.079 I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host, 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:04.880 mister Miles Grass. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:06.239 This Miles Gray. 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:10.360 I'm just an average kid with an average life. I 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.919 work at Laser Tag and then I get high. All 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.120 I want to do is be alone. When I cleaned 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.160 the pizza dome. But why do I always feel like 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.880 I'm in the Twilight Zone and I always feel like 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.960 Doctor Dray's watching me. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:30.079 It's given me anxiety, all right, Shout out to Johnny 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:30.799 Davis out there. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:31.040 Yes. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.200 I told the anecdote about when I worked at the 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.640 Laser Tag birthday place and doctor Dre just shut the 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.440 door with me and him in the room watching me 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.640 clean up. He said nothing, wait he shut the door. 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.800 He fucking bro, this shit was. It was creepy, bro 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:48.560 that creepy came in the room. I was a sid 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:52.680 probably eighteen seventeen at the time, came in this party room, 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:54.560 closed the door. He was like, yes, I just parbaby, 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.960 sat down and watched me clean up all the garbage. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.000 Didn't say anything, and then I walked. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:03:59.320 The hook away. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:03.560 You work like the way you say ship. I'm just 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.840 trying to get the subtext of what I don't know. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.640 Couldn't help, but notice you cleaning up. 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.440 There's a few different roads. All of them are fucked up. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.040 And that's what are you a fucking scout for people 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:17.880 who work at laser Tag birthday places. He was like, hey, man, 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:21.000 don't want to sign you like. I like the energy 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:22.760 you're given in there when you clean up those plates. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.919 Like Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:29.160 and fourth seats by the host of the very popular 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:33.560 book podcasts Reading Glasses and the new book show Reading 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:39.560 Smut from the Maximum Phone Network. Please welcome to this show, Mallory, O'Meara, 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.160 and Bria. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.200 I can tell you're a fellow Irish person because you're 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:49.440 the only person who's pronounced my last name correctly. Oh Mara, Yeah, 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:54.080 everyone says, Ohmeira. And you definitely have spices in your 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.680 food if you can. If you can't pronounce my last name. 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:59.120 I have not. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.840 I've never I will eat food and say, oh my god, 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.240 what is that and they'll be like, salt. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.800 Okay, wow, someone studied abroad. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:17.080 Amazing guess on your part that Jack O'Brien is Irish. Also, 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:18.159 you know your. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:21.600 Stuff potato potatoes? 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:29.840 Did Yeah you didn't even like potato, my brogue come 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.960 out and try to cover it up. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.600 You know, potatoes O'Brien a real. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.320 Dish that is delicious dish. 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:41.360 Delicious dish that is, especially if you put this special 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:51.200 salt on it. Oh yeah, onions pretty basic. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.080 As far as we go flavor wise. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:53.840 So that's right. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.680 Well, we're thrilled to have you. Congratulations on the new podcast. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:02.479 Reading smut does what it says on the tin, Yeah, sorry, 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:04.400 jacket there. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.559 The origin of it could potentially be from a place 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.680 called Jack's yeah in Manhattan. Wow, So I'm just saying 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:13.320 Jack o'brown or anyway, Sorry. 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.160 Don't dig too deep or you're gonna find something you know, 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:15.800 I don't know. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.719 Yeah exactly. Yeah, you're gonna Yeah, you're gonna be powerful. 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:22.320 People are involved. Man, you might want to leave that alone. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:25.719 How how has it been going from a straightforward reading 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:29.719 podcast to uh, I guess it's still pretty straightforward to 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:30.920 read smut, but. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:34.640 Do you think one would think, Uh, I'll more talk 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.080 about genitals in this section of the book worlds than 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.120 what we're normally used to. But it's been a lot 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:39.480 of fun. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.800 Yeah, are you do you both like smut? Or is 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:44.720 that kind of a thing where it's like, oh, this 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.360 is a whole other gen't we really didn't probably tap into. 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.160 I think I'm like more of the nube to it, 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:54.240 like I'm I just we started reading it like so 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.400 our other show, Reading Glasses. We don't really do book 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.240 clubs or anything, but we did a couple of like 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:02.160 special book clubs with books and they were really popular 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.920 and we were like, oh, maybe we should just see 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.039 if people want to be reading more of these, And 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.480 the more we talked about the more that people wanted 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.000 to hear about it, so we just decided to dedicate 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:16.040 the genres blowing up and Mallory can speak much more 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.080 to it than I can. But it's sort of interesting 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:23.560 to see why, like why are so many particularly women, 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:26.240 but a lot of I mean you just said, you said, oh, fairly, 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:27.320 you've read a smart book. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:29.880 Why are we picking up these books? 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.240 I had to pick it up because this the description 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.960 was so absurd that I was like, this is a book. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.960 This is an actual book someone wrote the words to. 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:42.640 And last week someone was talking about Smutt. The book 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:47.080 is called hallow Peen. Oh yeah, I think it's Holly 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:48.200 Wilde is the author. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.480 Yeah, there's a lot of seasonal smut with you know, 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.360 Christmas Smutt, Halloween Smutt. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.960 Yeah, with like a guy has like a rock candy 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.360 penis in it. And I was like this is and 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.720 I'm like, okay, I mean like this is this is different. 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:02.880 So I don't hate I don't hate it. Yeah, I 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.600 mean the first the first book we ever did for 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.360 the show was about a man who is actually a 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.960 door and gets turned into a human man. So yeah, 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.480 it's a pretty popular thing. I mean, it doesn't that's 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:15.360 the fun thing about the genre is it doesn't take 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.440 itself that seriously. A lot of corners of the literary 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.480 world are very snooty, and the smut people are like, hey, 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.720 you want to bang this gingerbread man, let's go really 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:27.760 really silly, really fun. And I think that's why people 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.440 get into it so much, is because it doesn't take 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.120 itself seriously. There's no it's very welcoming. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:36.240 Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like the scribbling of like 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.520 rather than like painting. It's like, dude, do whatever the 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.840 fuck you want. And it's actually very fun because there 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.719 are no rules and you get to be that. The 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:47.720 guy's is made a rock candy, he's dummy. Bears come out? 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:48.400 What are you gonna do? 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:49.200 Why not. 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:51.360 Out? Is that real? 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.000 Yeah? I can write. There's a few excerpts I was 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:54.679 going to read. 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:58.120 But anyway, reginitly do one where someone where Frosting came out. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:03.800 Yeah, yeah, it was a bli one. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:04.920 Animal Frosting comes out. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:09.720 Yeah, Well he's a he's aware balloon animal. He sometimes 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.080 is a man and sometimes he's a balloon animal. But 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.240 you have to be careful, nothing sharp around him. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:18.560 Sure, is this a testament to like how bad men 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:23.280 are there always has to be like some or Yeah, 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:28.080 I'd rather be a were wolf door human that's. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:32.320 Five one one deep. Look into tinder and you're rushing 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:33.480 towards the nearest door. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.960 Right, guy holding a fish. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:41.480 Yeah, once you see enough fish photos, a guy with 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.680 the rock candy penis looks pretty good. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:44.960 Yeah, exactly. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.920 So it's just like like people's desire for truly consequence 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:52.959 free sex that's like not tied to anything or any 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.120 like per It's not going to remind you of the 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.520 sex that you've had with people, right, it's like, just 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.800 get me into a fantasy world where I don't have 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:06.520 to be tied down by experience or expectations or anything. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.160 Yes, and the heroes are always very into the women. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.440 They're always like very feminists. They always have good jobs. Yeah, 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.800 it's it's a magical fantasy land clean bedrooms. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:19.800 But I will also say they are like medical men. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.240 There are real men, there are real women, like there 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.800 are we don't read just like the fantasy ones, although 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:26.920 that's obviously what's kind of popular right now, but yeah, 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.960 there actually is like definitely a clean bedroom trend. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.840 Wow, Like authors like and then like how how is that? 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.120 How you usually encounter that description, like a. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:41.080 Beautiful sheets, gorgeous curtains, very clean. You know, you date 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.480 enough guys who have never washed their towels and don't 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:47.520 have juvat covers or bed frames. And reading these books 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.920 about these thousand year old fairies who have like two 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.720 thousand thread couch sheets. Yeah, pretty pretty nice guys. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.480 You don't have to go to Jordan Peterson to have 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.640 somebody imply that you should clean your bed, nerd. You 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:03.000 can just read about your fucking balloon animals. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:03.520 Yeah. 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.040 Wow, you'll get the same the same message. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.720 Yes, that's wild. I mean I one time I did 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:10.400 have jeans I used as a towel. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:15.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm sorry in college, but you 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:19.120 moved on. Yeah, you've moved on, You've evolved, you have 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.640 I'm sure you have real towels now that I do. 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:22.200 I have one. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:23.120 I have one. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:26.920 I have a dish towel that I've been using for 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:30.359 about a week next to my computer, and you carry. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.760 It around on your shoulder like a chef. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:33.959 Miles this morning when we were recording and I used 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.920 it to wipe my mouth. Thinks so highly of me. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:42.680 He was like, is that a song that your foot valid? 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:48.320 Question though, I can't even imagine someone pulling a sock 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:48.880 off their. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.040 Foot to what you haven't dated enough men. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:57.280 I've seen jeans used as towels. Man, sock isn't that bad, 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:58.199 And I think. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.720 It's a worse article of clothing as a towel. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:02.800 And I've seen it. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.920 Sweater underwear, table knit sweater. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.880 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's rough out there, folk. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:14.480 Yeah, well, isn't absorbent at all? Yeah, I just wipe 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:14.920 your hands on. 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:15.400 I don't care. 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.120 Yeah, all right, Well, we're thrilled to have you. We're 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.800 gonna get to know you a little bit better in 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.319 a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking about. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:27.200 We have an update on the rapture, the great disappointment 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.160 that happened last week. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.480 A second, we got a new date. 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:34.880 Yeah, we got a new date. And amazingly he's just 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:38.280 like picked one like next week. He's rescheduling this ship 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.320 like somebody rescheduling a meeting they don't want to do. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.400 Let's push it out a week. We did not learn 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:46.240 at all. 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.960 A lot of time. I know didn't learn the lesson 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.199 at all, But do. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.760 You need that much time? Because if they took the 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.600 first one. Seriously, didn't they do all that prep work 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.640 of selling their ship and leaving biblical note cards behind 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.360 and all the other shit I saw on rapture. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:12:59.880 Talk people to care for their pets. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:03.640 Yeah, maybe he did learn the lesson from the first one. Anyways, 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:06.360 we'll talk about that. We'll talk about dynamic pricing, an 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:10.680 exciting new innovation in capitalism where they can change the 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.760 price based on you know, where you are, what they 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.520 know about you. It turns out, and this is going 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:20.000 to surprise everyone, that this new tool of capitalism is 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.600 just going to be used in a predatory way that 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:27.440 disadvantages the poor. I'm so surprised, I'm fucking my jaw 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:28.680 is on the floor. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.320 I call it a consumer stress test, is how I 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:32.960 talk about it. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.400 It is while trying to like research this subject and 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.200 you have to get through like eight studies by libertarian 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:43.920 think tanks being like this is fucking sick. Yeah, it's 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:47.440 everybody to pay the exact right amount. We'll talk about 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:53.000 the new contest from Jigsaw, Sorry mister beast, where you 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:58.280 have to escape a burning building. The video is literally 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:02.000 called would you risk dying? For five hundred thousand dollars? 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.240 It's so fun to be alive. Guys, it's been so 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.200 cool to be alive in twenty twenty five. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:10.880 Yeah, all that plenty more. But first, Mallorie Rio, we 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.200 do like to ask our guests, what is something from 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.320 your search history that's revealing about who you are? 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:20.360 Well, almost all of my Google search is right now 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:24.120 are how much protein is in insert food here. I 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.400 am a meathead, so I'm a powerlifter and I eat 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.080 a ton of protein every day. So the last thing 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.240 I looked up was how much protein is in the 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.000 sushi burrito I had for dinner last night. Turns out 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:35.400 but pretty. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.920 Sick, and Google knew exactly which sushi burrito you had. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.120 You just said how much is in the sushi burrito? 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.120 And they were like, oh, what's up, Mallory. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:44.760 Yeah, I kicked the low end and just assume it's 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.080 kind of around there, which was like forty eight grams. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.120 Pretty great, Dan, What. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.280 Do you gotta do like your weight in grams of protein? 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:52.920 Like at a minimum, what's such. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:56.360 Your weight times either point five or point eight and 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:57.840 that's how many grams you need a day? 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.800 Okay? Yeah for game for gains, I mean, if we're 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.080 trying to make gains, here. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.320 Yeah, for Sick Gains. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:11.600 Chris Gaines, my favorite artist. I'm trying to figure out 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:12.720 what happened to him. 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:13.560 I'm bad at. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:16.280 Google, I should say so, but I haven't been able 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.360 to find out when his next album's coming out. 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.600 Mallory, what was your road to powerlifting? Is that just 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.520 like you were you doing like sports? 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.880 Or is somebody new I've been doing it for quite 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.760 a few years now. I just saw someone doing it 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:30.720 at the gym one day and it looked sick, and 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.840 I wanted to do it, and I just got really 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:33.400 into it. 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.840 Hell yeah, I just like, I just like, I just 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:37.360 like a story like that. You're like, you know what 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:37.920 I'm having that? 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.680 Yeah, I saw and it looked really it looked really cool, 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.280 and I said, I want to do that. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.720 Yeah, how about you, Aria, what's something from your search history? 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:51.160 I have COVID right now, but we're all in different spots. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.240 It's okay, I can say that. I almost didn't say it, 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:57.200 but then I was like, is that weird? Like it's weird. 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.120 I didn't want to say it, like, but we all 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.480 get sick, and I, uh, my friend. I was talking 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:03.560 to my friend on the phone. She was like, you 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:06.080 should do it an ivy at home. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:07.520 Do you know about this? 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.960 He'll bring like a home IV and they'll do like 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:13.080 wellness ones. This is maybe not real science. 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.400 I will certainly admit that I don't know if it 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:17.320 will help, But I was googling that because I'm gonna 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.640 have someone come today and do a vitamin. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.720 Yeah, you feel done? This is this the thing? Like 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.520 I feel like thought this was for people with hangovers? 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:29.000 Yeah, I know it from yeah. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:29.160 I know. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:32.560 Yeah, I know people who like, like there's a nurse 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:34.400 in a friend group who will be like, I've got 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.680 the I've got the bag, so tomorrow morning, like we'll 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:39.360 hook everybody up. And you're like, Jesus, that's a lot 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.040 of planning to just poison yourself. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:42.760 But have you heard of people doing it when they're 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.440 sick though, Like that seems. 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:49.240 Like yeah in the hospital. Well they're very popular at 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:53.000 the hospital with people are doing too well. 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:53.560 I don't know. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:56.360 I think I was texting with the guy and he 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:57.840 was like, well, I can come earlier, and I was like, well, 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.880 I'm doing like a podcast, so I don't think that 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:01.440 be weird, and he's like, I can do it while 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.320 you're doing the podcast. I was like there's video that 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.320 would be if I was just over here. I mean, 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.800 but it would be maybe I feel like really pumped. 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:13.520 Though, Are you pretty like I'm guessing pretty zapped from 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.280 it if you're like googling, hay, can someone go to 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:16.600 my house? 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:17.959 And yeah, I am. 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:20.119 Today I was feeling okay, and then today I'm in 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:22.720 yesterday astory feeling worse. And I don't know when my 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.960 friends have all these like people have weird ideas where 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.760 they're like, COVID, this is how you get rid of it, 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:28.359 and I'm like, maybe it's just an illness and it'll 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.880 just run its course and then if I drink enough 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.720 water and like take my vitamins. But I just decided 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:35.600 to do it because I have a haunted house I 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:36.760 want to go to this weekend. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.360 So I'm trying to incredible. 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:42.400 That's actually where it's at. It's not that you're even 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:45.320 like like willing to entertain the quasi science of it. 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.480 You're just like I, if anything guarantees I'm going to 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:49.439 this haunted house, I. 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:51.000 Will do it. I'm going to try it. I'm going 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:51.439 to try it. 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:56.040 I do feel like the things that they do in hospitals, 0:17:56.400 --> 0:18:01.359 like people hospitals, especially you know as a to like 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:03.920 I remet in was another one of the big things, 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:07.280 which was I think a horse dewarming. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:06.159 Uh. 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:10.919 I like that. You've gone with a treatment that at 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:14.080 least I can be like, yeah, well they seem to 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:16.240 think it's good in hospitals. 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:16.840 So check back in with you. 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:17.560 I'll let y'all know. 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:21.560 Yeah, I'm not listen. I'm not totally a believer, but 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:23.199 I am willing to try anything to get to go 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:23.880 to the Haunted House. 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:25.359 I want to it's the hanted House. 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:27.159 Well, I go to a lot of honted houses, but 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:31.520 this weekend I'm going to Knots. That's my favorite one, 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:32.960