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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wine girl.

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Speaker 2: We're in the backyard. I now own four hundred garbage

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Speaker 3: Basically, wait, there's a couple of things we need to

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Speaker 2: Yes, please. Because we started talking about this and then

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Speaker 3: You take one out, you stuff it like a scarecrow.

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Speaker 2: My dad accidentally sent them to my house. You know,

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Speaker 2: No, there's the one that like sticks like a little car.

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Speaker 2: Gone, Oh no, it's deep and high.

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Speaker 3: I must have sat there, like or stood there whatever,

439
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,760
Speaker 3: for about And keep in mind, guys, to stand perfectly

440
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,959
Speaker 3: still not doing anything for the grocery store for sixty

441
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 3: seconds is a lot of time.

442
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,959
Speaker 2: This is my entire grocery experience.

443
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:45,080
Speaker 3: Waiting for someone to want a short lady walks past me.

444
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,159
Speaker 3: I went, nope, leave that one. Be your life's as

445
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,000
Speaker 3: bad as mine. Get out of here. Had to wait

446
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 3: for so long for something to be like can you

447
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,800
Speaker 3: grab this? And of course, I mean this guy was elated.

448
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,520
Speaker 3: I made his day for him, to be the euros

449
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,879
Speaker 3: for him and didn't work there even better because it

450
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 3: was a hero moment. Well, he saved my life. Because

451
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 3: Gator eight or gatorade gives the electrolytes, I could quite

452
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:12,199
Speaker 3: literally be having like dehydration to die half.

453
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 2: It's a desert.

454
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,199
Speaker 3: And meanwhile, I'm losing weight, no calories here we are

455
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,640
Speaker 3: with the zero zero sugar. I'm losing weight at this.

456
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 2: Point, fading before his eyes.

457
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 3: But anyways, this is all this to say, the stepstool

458
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,160
Speaker 3: has saved us feel great and this is pream post pandemic.

459
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna swear by the steps toool. Oh everybody's got

460
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 3: to have one.

461
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 2: If you're under six feet, talk, get yourself a step stool.

462
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 3: If you're over six feet, dog, yeah a live.

463
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get a live. In the grocery store on call.

464
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 2: Always be in the grocery store, watching out, watch.

465
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Speaker 3: To make sure. If you see a bottle in the back,

466
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 3: pull it forward. Even if you don't want to, just

467
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 3: bring them because then I can get like a cereal

468
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 3: box and knock it down.

469
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 2: Or climb.

470
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 3: I will climb on that bottom shelf. I do it

471
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Speaker 3: all the time.

472
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 2: I have an early childhood memory of you know, those

473
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: old coupon things would shoot the coupon out. I loved

474
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 2: those so much, and they were always too high. And

475
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 2: of course I was probably a foot tall until eighth grade.

476
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: So I'm climbing up that fell medical emergency, essentially fell

477
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 2: from the top thing. So this has been my entire life,

478
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 2: climbing up did grocery store shelves. What happened just slam

479
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 2: my elbow and it nearly passed out. So and I

480
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: guess it's not that big of adeo. But as like

481
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 2: a small child the parents, what is high fall? The

482
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 2: funny bone?

483
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 3: The funny bone, that's it. Charlie horses, the like when

484
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 3: someone punches Charlie horse.

485
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 2: I think it's like a cramp, right, Is that you

486
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 2: wake up with one of those? Either of you ever

487
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 2: woken up with a Charlie horse? Hell on Earth?

488
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 3: No, not not woking up with one. There's no escape

489
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 3: leg literally you can't moving. Yeah, horrible. Now I know

490
00:22:54,640 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 3: how to demobilize an attacker not the Charlie horse into

491
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 3: my bed and now here we are you cannot attack me.

492
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 3: This is good self defense.

493
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 2: This podcast, this is a self defense podcast first and foremost.

494
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 3: I want to do a self defense podcast. I just

495
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 3: described the moves I'm doing for self defense karate. No video. Yeah,

496
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 3: i'd be like karate chopping. What does that look like?

497
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 3: Imagine a pizza pan and you glide your hand over

498
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 3: top like this is the best way I could describe it.

499
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 2: In the one karate class I took as a kid,

500
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 2: they taught us this. You cross your fingers like this,

501
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: your index and middle finger. You put them over each

502
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 2: other and stick it into your attacker's throat. Oh yeah,

503
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: apparently that kills.

504
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 3: That'll get them.

505
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 2: That's a death death move.

506
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 3: Okay, here's a couple of things I learned from the streets.

507
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 3: Not my karate class because it was useless and if

508
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 3: you were late, you had to do fifty push ups,

509
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 3: and we were always late. This is why I'm on

510
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 3: time because my mom was constantly late and it like

511
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 3: late picking me up all this kind of stuff. This

512
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 3: is why I'm always on time. So I never wanted

513
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 3: to go into the class because I didn't want to

514
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 3: do the fitty push up. So I would just walk

515
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 3: back and forth past the hall and my siblings were

516
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,400
Speaker 3: in the class. I don't know how they got to me. Yeah,

517
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 3: I guess the changing into the gee. But here's a

518
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 3: couple of things I learned. Okay, if you can kick

519
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 3: someone in the back of the knee, because that'll take

520
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 3: them right to the ground. Here's something I did learn

521
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 3: in judo. Took that for two weeks. Sweep the leg.

522
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 2: And what do we mean when we say sweep?

523
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 3: So glad you asked. You don't how a broom? First

524
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 3: of all, stay slow to the ground, Yes, a broom.

525
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 3: And you know how you at the end sweep it

526
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 3: up right. Imagine keeping your leg all the way kind

527
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 3: of just above the bottom of the ground, and then

528
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,239
Speaker 3: you just sweep it up to get kind of at

529
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: their ankle just and the last little bit you want

530
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 3: to go up a little. And guys, this is my

531
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 3: street terms. So if this isn't the way to do it, well,

532
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 3: guess what. I graduated judo in the two weeks. According

533
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 3: to me, So it's not a big deal. We're doing it.

534
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 3: It's called judo. So that's one way to do it. Now,

535
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 3: the other way the eyes. You you said the move

536
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: for the throat the eyes. If you can get poke

537
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: someone's eye, I'm telling you it will take about Can.

538
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 2: We record a small video of you demonstrating.

539
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 3: I'm doing it to you?

540
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 2: Yes, of course it's coming. So aggreatted defense move.

541
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 3: Well, you're lucky we're this far away, because I would

542
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 3: be good. You'd be dead, be dead right now. One

543
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 3: last thing, don't if you're gonna punch someone, don't tuck

544
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 3: your thumb into your fingers. You'll break your thumb. Right.

545
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: This is why you can keep a roll of quarters

546
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 2: or whatever.

547
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 3: Well, here we go for the training, right, for the training.

548
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 2: So sweep the leg. You're sweeping your own leg, not

549
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,120
Speaker 2: their leg.

550
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm sweeping their legs across me. Onto sweeps. Ultimately,

551
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 3: it's almost a vacuum. It's that powerful. That's how much

552
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 3: we're sweeping yourself. Baby.

553
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 2: Okay, after this, we're gonna record a quick video of

554
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 2: how to defend yourself. Honestly, I've got my one move,

555
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: and you have several moves, and they're all good. Who

556
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: knows how at least I have a move?

557
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 3: We never know.

558
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 2: I mean, speaking of defending yourself and being attacked and

559
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 2: blindsided by who knows what. I was really excited to

560
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: have you here on the podcast today. I thought, she's

561
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 2: so much fun, We're gonna have a great time.

562
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 3: Well, didn't we have a lovely meeting when we first met?

563
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 3: Wasn't it was so nice? I carries immediately.

564
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: I was like, I love.

565
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: We were drawn to each other right away, I said,

566
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 3: Or when I wrote for the podcast, I immediately I said, yes,

567
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 3: I was. And I was so upset because we were

568
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 3: actually scheduled two weeks ago, and I was so upset

569
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 3: I had to miss. I got can you believe this

570
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 3: a same day re recording? Because I I'm recording this

571
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 3: thing from my house. I have the equipment and made

572
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 3: and it was like an end of day notes and

573
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 3: but sorry, morning notes four end of day. And I'm

574
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 3: very like, if I'm doing a recording, I do it

575
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 3: a million times until it sounds perfect. So that's why

576
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 3: I wasn't come. I'm here for the next four hours

577
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 3: type of thing. But I was so excited to come

578
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 3: do this podcast because you were such a light. My

579
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 3: husband normally remembered you.

580
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 2: I love him.

581
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 3: He remembered you, and he was like, oh, you're gonna

582
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 3: have a great time, and I was like, I don't

583
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 3: really get the concept, but it's gonna be excited and

584
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 3: I'm very excited to be here.

585
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: No, you too, I could recommend running into YouTube at

586
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 2: a party me.

587
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 3: We got along right away, We really did.

588
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: And the party was wonderful. But then it was a

589
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 2: film screening, which I was. It was two fall, and

590
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 2: I well, we left. I was blocked from the movie

591
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 2: screen It would have been an audio experience. We had

592
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: to go.

593
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 3: Anyone that was standing. Basically guys the screenings in a

594
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 3: room and we were in an adjacent room. We were

595
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 3: let's just clarify, we were not in the room where

596
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 3: the movie was.

597
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: I became a radio program screening.

598
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 3: He get much like my self defense. So first of all,

599
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 3: we're doing self defense beside the movie. But it was

600
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 3: like I wanted to stay, but I was getting very

601
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 3: frustrated and I didn't want that energy.

602
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 2: No, you don't want to be what I mean, because.

603
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 3: Then afterwards everyone's going to talk about the movie. I'm

604
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 3: gonna be like, I didn't watch it, don't ask me.

605
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 3: He left. We kind of all left around the same time.

606
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: Did John John pushed his way in former guests of

607
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 2: the podcast.

608
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 3: Your supportive friend here, are you kidding me? Yeah?

609
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: He left us, he completely abandoned us. He was he's

610
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 2: a movie fan, movie buff.

611
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 3: For supports movies.

612
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 2: Self described movie buff.

613
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 3: John, he is buff.

614
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 2: He is buff. He's an at home workout person.

615
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 3: Yeah he is. And he really like transformed his body.

616
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 3: He's there.

617
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 2: I'm proud of them, yeah, I and he keeps recommending

618
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 2: these YouTube videos and unfortunately I've never never clicked.

619
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 3: You know, don't recommend me a YouTube video. I'm not

620
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 3: gonna watch it. Don't send me a TikTok, I'm not

621
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 3: gonna watch it. I would rather an email with a

622
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 3: description of something you saw, as we know, with a

623
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 3: description of something you saw that I can revisit than

624
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 3: watching your YouTube video.

625
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 2: A video recommend is a huge ass.

626
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: Can't stand it, huge, like nine out of ten.

627
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna watch it, I'll say, I'll just type

628
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: back hahaha, regardless of what it was for the workout video.

629
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 2: The workout video is just a stony sign silence for

630
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: me for several weeks, and the conversation about how I

631
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 2: never watched it.

632
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then John's gonna be like it.

633
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 2: Shows body shaming me constantly.

634
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: I'll never be enough for John.

635
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: Oh, no one, No one ask the long line of

636
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: friends that ex friends John were no longer friends. He

637
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: gave me the best gift that's ever been given on

638
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 2: this podcast, by the way, car garbage can.

639
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. It's a good one. Okay. I

640
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,719
Speaker 3: hope nobody's given mine, but mine comes with a thorough explanation.

641
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 2: Well interesting, Yeah, I would hope to get an explanation

642
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: from you, because the podcast is called I said no gifts.

643
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: You walk into the backyard, you look great, you look fantastic,

644
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: and then I see a Neon pink bag in your hands. Yes,

645
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 2: here we are, and you've just admitted this is a

646
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 2: gift for me.

647
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

648
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 2: Should I open it?

649
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: Here?

650
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 2: On the podcast?

651
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 3: I quite simply insist. And I know he said no gifts,

652
00:29:51,200 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 3: but no one tells me what to do. Here you go.

653
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 3: No tissue paper. I didn't want to waste because I

654
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 3: knew you're gonna.

655
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: Have so much tissue paper in my home at this Yes, okay, waste.

656
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 3: Here's what we're gonna do. You open it, you say

657
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 3: what it is, don't look. I noticed you didn't. I

658
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 3: asked you not to. You say what it is, and

659
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 3: then let me tell you what it really is.

660
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 2: Oh fantastic, Just say the description of the product or

661
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: whatever this is, Okay, pulling it out, pulling it out

662
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 2: still to box.

663
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 3: It's a box.

664
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: I want a full visual experience.

665
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see you're you're being true to it.

666
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh, this is a Magic Puzzle Company thousand piece jigsaw puzzle,

667
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: The Puzzled Patron original art by Taylor Rose, Number one

668
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: puzzle on TikTok.

669
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 3: So let me explain what it really is. This is

670
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: the best way you could get to know me. This

671
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 3: is the beginning of a friendship with Alanna Johnston. Here's why.

672
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 3: Let's go over what a puzzle is. One complicated, Oh,

673
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 3: extremely timely. I'm loyal. If I'm your friend, will be

674
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 3: your friend for life. Okay. Three colorful, bright, exciting. Four

675
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 3: misleading because you think it piece fits and it doesn't. Right.

676
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 3: Five This one has a magic trick in it. When

677
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 3: I was a kid, I had a little magic set

678
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 3: because I loved magic and I think I'm kind of

679
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: a whimsical, magical person.

680
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: Oh of course I believe that one.

681
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 3: So this one is a special one. You have to

682
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: unlock this magic trick.

683
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 2: A magic trick. What do you mean a magic trick?

684
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 3: There's a magic trick once you solve the puzzle. Like

685
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: you do the puzzle, there's like a magic trick that

686
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,719
Speaker 3: you see in the visual of it. And now can

687
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 3: I ask you something? Have you ever seen anything like that?

688
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: I've never seen. I don't seen anyone like me.

689
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: I haven't. I met you at that party. I thought,

690
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 2: this is a new sort of person.

691
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: This is a new sort of I didn't even know

692
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 3: exist made one of them. That is why I gave

693
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 3: you that puzzle. It was like I had another gift

694
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 3: for you. Let's get into this, and then loved back

695
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: up gift after, which is at my house. I almost

696
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: brought both of them, and I went, no, just just

697
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 3: do for next time, save it for next time when

698
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 3: you bring me back. But this was I thought a

699
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,479
Speaker 3: fun gift because it's social. You can do it. You

700
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 3: have it going, you know, somebody comes over and then

701
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 3: they like start picking away at the puzzle. We loved

702
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 3: the puzzle, but it's also like a crazy puzzle. It's beautiful,

703
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: it's very fun, it's whimsical. Take another measure.

704
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 2: There'll be pictures of this.

705
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 3: Okay, good because to be explosive Instagram. The design's insane.

706
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 3: It's insane.

707
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: It's really beautiful, And this is what I'm gonna say.

708
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 2: There have been two puzzles given on.

709
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 3: This podcast before I figured people like puzzles.

710
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: One was from Kelly Hudson. Okay, she gave a used

711
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 2: holiday puzzle which was never never made. She didn't insist

712
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: that I make the puzzle. She gave it. We talked

713
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: about a lovely conversation.

714
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough, love Kelly.

715
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 2: Second was from Chris Thayer. Okay, this was a new puzzle.

716
00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: It was was unopened. It was of past Republican president Okay,

717
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,239
Speaker 2: and he made a move on the podcast, which was

718
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 2: a call to arms for the listeners to demand I

719
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: make the puzzle.

720
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 3: And did that happen.

721
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: It was a thousand piece puzzle with all everybody but

722
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 2: the absolute worst president on it. Well, I mean, it's

723
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: arguable with which one is the worst, but the most

724
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: recent worst one was not on the puzzle. I made

725
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 2: the puzzle. I had never done a puzzle before, never

726
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 2: as an adult.

727
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: And you took on a thousand pieces.

728
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 2: And my boyfriend was out of town for weeks, so

729
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 2: I was alone with the Republican presidents for fifteen was

730
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 2: it fifteen weeks on my kitchen counter, just destroying the

731
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: visual of the entire room. And it was excruciating.

732
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 3: I can't what a burden it laid on me. Every

733
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 3: day I want to give. This is a punishment my brand,

734
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 3: So this is such a reward. Here's the thing. I

735
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 3: thought you might have been given a puzzle because people

736
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 3: love puzzles, and in the pandemic, yes, so we've all

737
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: kind of reborn into puzzles, right right, But this was

738
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 3: just and it's still in the package, a gorgeous gift,

739
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 3: but it was like I just thought it would be

740
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 3: puzzles can be plain or a landscape or whatever. But

741
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 3: I was like, this is so hard. You don't even

742
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: have to do it. It's so hard.

743
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 2: It's a thousand. I did a thousand with people. I

744
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 2: didn't want to look at it.

745
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 3: This is not cohesive, like like well.

746
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 2: This was all flesh tone. It was all just white.

747
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: So it was that came a point where I was like,

748
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 2: I've got five hundred pieces of peach.

749
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 3: So really the color actually might help you.

750
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: I think that I'm actually better at puzzles because of

751
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: this is one thing Republican presidents have given me an

752
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 2: ability to be better at puzzles. And you know, there's

753
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 2: a little good in everybody. There's a little good in everybody,

754
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: so this is going to be very exciting for me.

755
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:59,479
Speaker 2: My friend Leela is a big puzzle doer, and uh,

756
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 2: when I worked on Unbreakable Kimischmidt years ago, and there

757
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 2: was a joke that she pitched that was someone was

758
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: about to finish a puzzle, there was one piece left,

759
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 2: and I don't want to I'm going to butcher this joke,

760
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: but it was basically, now, let's turn this fun game

761
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 2: into a picture nobody wants, which is largely most true.

762
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 2: But this is a fun picture. It's like there's like

763
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 2: an evil, multi eyed monster in the middle, kind of

764
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: a Greek demon sort of thing. But it's cartoonish, it's whimsical,

765
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 2: it's light.

766
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 3: Can I can I make your request?

767
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

768
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 3: Wait? Are you going to do this puzzle? Yes?

769
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 2: Or not?

770
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 3: For real?

771
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: I am going to do the puzzle and I'm committing

772
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not being shamed into it like Chris

773
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 2: Thayer did with the last one. So it will take

774
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 2: probably twenty weeks.

775
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 3: That's fine. Let's be honest, let's get your boyfriend out

776
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 3: of town. Let's get to you.

777
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 2: He's actually leaving town pretty soon.

778
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 3: So this, honest, I would say that as a joke.

779
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 3: This is perfect because now you will do this puzzle.

780
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 3: Of course, So here's what I want. When the puzzle

781
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: is done and it's time for the trick, you have

782
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: to invite me back over.

783
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to see you want to see a trick.

784
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 3: I've never heard of a puzzle with a trick. This

785
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 3: is My brother turned me onto this, so I was like,

786
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 3: I have to know what the thing is.

787
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 2: You'll know when it's time to come. You'll receive the call.

788
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 2: I'll just call and hang up.

789
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 3: Call me up to the major leave. You will receive

790
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 3: the call. What is it? Saturday Night Live? Lauren's gonna

791
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 3: call me being like it's harmful trick. That's my impression.

792
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: You're going to get a call from an eight to

793
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: one number. You'll pick up, You'll hear a click, and

794
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 2: you'll know it's time to come here. You might get

795
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 2: an email or a text.

796
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 3: Let's honest, no, I prefer the click. Now. Can I

797
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 3: tell you what the backup was going to be?

798
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: Yes? And I would like to circle back to puzzles.

799
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 3: But oh, we'll circle back. But let me get it

800
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 3: out of my system, because I want to know if

801
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 3: you already have one an evil eye?

802
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: What's an evil eye?

803
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 3: I should have brought it high. I'm devastating. Okay. You

804
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 3: know that blue eye that you'll see everywhere. It's like

805
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 3: a sure, yes, that's the evil eye. Okay, and it

806
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: wards off evil spirits. And you're supposed to put it

807
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 3: in your house like above a doorway to ward off

808
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 3: evil spirits. Now, I tend to give these out to

809
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 3: people when they have recently moved, because when you move,

810
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 3: that's a fresh start.

811
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 2: Right.

812
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 3: If you've got the evil spirits in your house, I

813
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 3: don't know if I can get them out of there.

814
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 3: That might require something else, that cleansing of something that

815
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 3: because the eye is supposed to face out to protect

816
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 3: them from coming in. If you have it in your house,

817
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 3: I would assume wouldn't you want it facing in the

818
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 3: house to keep an eye on.

819
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 2: Who's exactly right?

820
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 3: Right?

821
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 2: Right?

822
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 3: So I might have to bring you one. I mean

823
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 3: to see if I need to get anything out of here.

824
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 2: Look, this house was built in nineteen twenty three. Okay,

825
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: so somebody certainly has died, right building the last hundred years,

826
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: somebody died.

827
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 3: You're being haunted.

828
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: I'm being haunted. And maybe it's a good ghost.

829
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 3: Yes, it might be an evil ghost, but but it's

830
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: a ghost nonetheless.

831
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 2: And the house it is a ghost.

832
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 3: The whole house is a ghost.

833
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: It vanishes at midnight. No, and my uh office back

834
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: here as a And this is something the listener does

835
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: not want to hear about anymore. Flooded for probably the

836
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: first three months of the year. So I think it's cursed.

837
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 2: There's a water ghost, water spirit, some sort of evil.

838
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 3: The plan. Here's what we're doing when I come for

839
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 3: the magic trick. I'm bringing the Evil Eye. Okay, now,

840
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 3: I think we've got double trouble on our side. Here

841
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 3: we have the evil Eye watching the evil spirits. But

842
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 3: if we're we're magic, we could get into the dark arts.

843
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm trying. I would love to

844
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 3: get into the dark to say.

845
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: I've never I've never used a wigie board.

846
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I have to come.

847
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 2: There was a.

848
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 3: Strong left over my mind.

849
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 2: I think of the Satanic panic in Utah. I think

850
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 2: it kind of went a little bit further from the

851
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 2: eighties into the nineties.

852
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 3: And so you guys kind of had your own thing going.

853
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: We had our own kind going, though, but there was

854
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 2: a real like Satan is in control, so we never

855
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: got to play Wigiboard or any of these friends.

856
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna come back, and basically I have to

857
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 3: bring someone with me. Do you know what, nessa Frantowski. No,

858
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 3: First of all, you got to get it on the pod.

859
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 3: She's like one of the best gift givers I've ever

860
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 3: heard in my life. Down what happened is and I'm

861
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 3: sorry I totally derailed us, but I have to.

862
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 2: There's no derailing on this podcast. The train is just

863
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 2: driving through dirt through the entire podcast.

864
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 3: So basically, because this is going to apply to you, basically,

865
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 3: I had a lot of terrible family things happen, and

866
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 3: a lot of people die or like get seriously sick

867
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 3: in the in the span of three months, and all

868
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 3: while we were getting a new house. Oh and Essa

869
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 3: came and now she comes every year at the exact

870
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 3: same time when we move in at March, and she

871
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 3: blessed the house. I'm not talking religion, I'm talking witchcraft.

872
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 3: She blessed the house all the doorways and then we

873
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 3: hung the evil Eyes. I'm knocking on wind right now.

874
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 3: Not a single bad thing has happened that that was

875
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 3: a year and a half ago.

876
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: What is this?

877
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: She can't so she does a smoke thing. You have

878
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: to hold a feather, You have to hold a smoke.

879
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 3: She's speaking what she's doing, she's putting in spells. We

880
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 3: did a Harry Potter spell like you have to do

881
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 3: everything and then you hang the evil eyes. So I

882
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 3: have to bring her here. Sometimes if you play your

883
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 3: cards right, she'll do a terror read. I have to

884
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 3: bring her here. She needs to bless your house like

885
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 3: that'll be that'll be the tree stuffs going on in here.

886
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 3: That will be the treat. I will bring my home

887
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 3: d cursed. Yes I will. That is it, will do

888
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 3: the magic trick and will decurse your house, will hang

889
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 3: the evil eye once and for all, and then I'm

890
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 3: coming back a year later and we're going to do

891
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 3: a review. So I'm going to be on the podcast

892
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 3: three times.

893
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 2: At least three times.

894
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: Because if something happens between or you need self defense,

895
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 3: you got to bring me back.

896
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 2: And your fourth time will be here. You'll come back

897
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 2: to apologize for my death. One of these things.

898
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 3: Is going to cause my self defense was so bad

899
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 3: you immediately died instantly.

900
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 2: As the new host, you'll apologize.

901
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 3: First, Yes, I will take over the podcast. Leave this

902
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 3: in your will to me.

903
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 2: Are you a big believer in the dark arts?

904
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 3: You know, I believe in energy. I don't think. I'm

905
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 3: not a religious person. I to cause no offense to anyone.

906
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 3: I don't believe in God or anything like this or

907
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 3: practice anything. But something's up, something's going on, Like there

908
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 3: are things. I don't even mean ghost, I don't e

909
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: mean whatever, but it's like there are things where like

910
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 3: you'll have many hauntings, I almost want to call them,

911
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 3: or like weird coincidences or like things lining up, or

912
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 3: like like one time I open this cabinet door and

913
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 3: a giant normalty sized cat mug fell onto my face.

914
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 3: And I'd had weeks of breaking jars of things, just

915
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 3: breaking all these jars, and then I got attacked by

916
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 3: my friend's cat, Sphinx cat attacked me and gave me

917
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 3: blood poisoning. And Vanessa too, the witch what so she's

918
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 3: not a witch, but I'm just saying it so you

919
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 3: remember what I'm talking about. Yeah, the witchy traits, but

920
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 3: it I'm just saying there was a couple of things

921
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 3: and the cat mug and it cut my nose, and

922
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 3: then the cat pierced my leg, my skin, and that's

923
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 3: how I got the blood poisoning. And I'm like, it

924
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: was just a couple of weird things, and this all

925
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 3: happened in the course of a few weeks, and.

926
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 2: Then was the blood poisoning the end of this kind

927
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: of themed curse.

928
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 3: Friend moved out with the cat. Wow left.

929
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: What is blood poisoning?

930
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: Sure, I'm glad you asked.

931
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: So.

932
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 3: Basically, cats have this bacteria in their saliva if it

933
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 3: pierces your skin and the saliva gets in. Basically, what

934
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 3: had happened was there was a little, just a little

935
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 3: bitemark on my leg and it got red around then

936
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, dark red. This is all the

937
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 3: blood gathering and it's spreading up our leg. Oh and

938
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 3: when we went in, you go to the hospital immediately,

939
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: right it sounds dangerous. I mean immediately. We went in

940
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 3: the next day and they were like you should have

941
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 3: come here right away. Oh wo to give us these

942
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 3: meds that caused vertigo. They were so strong. I had

943
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 3: vertigo for a week. But they were like this is

944
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 3: no job, like and people don't know this, but they

945
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 3: were like, it's this cat thing. It like we've seen

946
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 3: this a million times. It is causing this. You have

947
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 3: to come in right away. Oh my god, do you

948
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 3: believe that?

949
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: But it took the vertigo situation, took care of the blood.

950
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 3: All good. But that was my reaction to that drug.

951
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 2: And that's This is different than cats scratch fever.

952
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 3: Very different from cats scratching what carry for skin? The

953
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 3: cat scratch fever does something where you're like attracted to

954
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 3: the cat. It's like you create this bomb with the cat.

955
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 3: It does like I don't I don't want to say pheromone,

956
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: but it does this weird thing of like I don't

957
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,959
Speaker 3: know how to describe it. This is what the doctor

958
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 3: told me because I asked what's the difference, and she

959
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: was like, one of them just kind of bonds you

960
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 3: to the cat and the other one ripels. It's like, yeah,

961
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 3: wonder which one I got?

962
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 2: Cats have two speeds?

963
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

964
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 2: There you go, like you hate me or you're deeply

965
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 2: attracted to me.

966
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 3: But this is so this is me. That answers your question,

967
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 3: what about you? What do you believe something? Do you

968
00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 3: feel stuff?

969
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 2: I feel like there's Yeah, there's gotta be something going on.

970
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 2: There's something happening. I mean, I can't say there's not

971
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 2: something happening.

972
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: There are aliens or whatever you want to call them. Oh,

973
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 3: we know this. This is for you to think, this

974
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 3: is insane. That's common sense. So why couldn't we have

975
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 3: powers or something? Why not? What's the difference.

976
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: Something's going on.

977
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 3: Something's going on. I'm like, why couldn't there still be

978
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 3: energies or parallel universes taking place right in front of us?

979
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 3: And that's what you're feeling. Why right? Well, they're mentions.

980
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: They're magic now until it becomes science and then it's boring.

981
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 3: Well, that's how the is going to unlock. To bring

982
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 3: it back to the puzzle, we're gonna do the magic

983
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 3: of the puzzle, discover a science behind it, and we're

984
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 3: born to death. There we go, we're both done.

985
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: But then we turn to uh decursing the house, and.

986
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 3: We're decurse the house. Regardless of if you die or not.

987
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 3: We must because whoever comes in next, we must decurse

988
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 3: this house. There is some going on, and it's too old.

989
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 3: My house is nineteen twenty. It's too old. It's like, no,

990
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 3: we have to clean this up.

991
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 2: You've got just take them up to it. Sweep the feet,

992
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: sweep the flood, sweep the fun.

993
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 3: Wow, I love this podcast. I could talk to you.

994
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 3: I don't even know how long we've been going. I

995
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 3: could talk to you for a hundred hours. I'm having

996
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 3: so much time and this is the morning too. What

997
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 3: a way to start my day.

998
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 2: No, or then we go into the rest of the

999
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 2: day completely exhausted by our conversation, we go take a nap.

1000
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need one because I am giving you everything

1001
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 3: I've got right now. This is all I have. I

1002
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 3: hope like it.

1003
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 2: What if I was just like, I've got to end

1004
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 2: this as quickly as possible.

1005
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 3: You're like, well, thanks for coming, throw your mic walk away,

1006
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 3: break it so you never have to record again.

1007
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: She broke the podcast.

1008
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 3: She broke it.

1009
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you, do you have any memorable

1010
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 2: puzzles you've done, or do you just like, are you

1011
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 2: kind of willing nilly with what sort of puzzle you pick?

1012
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 3: I'm not willing nilly? Okay, A really fun one I

1013
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 3: did in the Pandemic was a candy shop. Oh so

1014
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: it was all the jars of candy and chocolates. So

1015
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 3: it was really hard, but really satisfying because it's so bright.

1016
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: I like bright colors. This numerous times, this is my

1017
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 3: plane is even then I've got the bright blue on

1018
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 3: my Oh my shoe that's coming downe. You gotta put

1019
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 3: my mic down to fix it.

1020
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 2: Right now, she's tying her shoes.

1021
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 3: She's got the high I've got the high tops. I

1022
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 3: like bright colors, and it makes it easier for me

1023
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 3: to do the puddle because I kept puzzle sorry, categorized

1024
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 3: by the colors and by the end pieces the border.

1025
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 2: Right, that's kind of strategy you go to go with.

1026
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 3: I also love anything with a sky, a sky like sunrise.

1027
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 3: It's very hard, but again so satisfying. Like when I

1028
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 3: do a puzzle, first I color coordinate and then I'm

1029
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 3: doing it by the shapes of the pieces, Like at

1030
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: some point it stops being about color and you have

1031
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: to be like, oh, yeah, this one did the sharp edge.

1032
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 3: I know exactly where that piece is.

1033
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 2: Right you start, They're like the ones that are kind

1034
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 2: of like a big h yes, looking look at the categorize.

1035
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 3: You've got them here, and you're like you're like memorize

1036
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 3: them it's like that memory card game. You remember where

1037
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: it is in your piles.

1038
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 2: And then they're the freaks. Yeah, you got to remember

1039
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 2: the freaks.

1040
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 3: Well, then there's the discovery you have put a wrong

1041
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 3: piece in the spot and it was so exact, but

1042
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 3: it's not horrible, and that that'll get you. Here's what

1043
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 3: I hate. People hate doing people really too hard.

1044
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 2: I mean, my only experience was with people, and it

1045
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 2: was it was not It was like.

1046
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 3: A nightmare and people you don't even like. Really a

1047
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 3: bad situation for me. But that's my most memorable puzzle is.

1048
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: How big was it?

1049
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 3: A thousand piece?

1050
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: Is a thousand your threshold?

1051
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 3: That's as far as I got. Okay, I like to

1052
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 3: do online jigsaw puzzles too.

1053
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 2: Online That doesn't seem that satisfying to me.

1054
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 3: Well, when you're on your iPad you got nothing to do,

1055
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 3: it's not satisfying at all. Yeah, but I turned the

1056
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: volume off at the end. When you've got the picture,

1057
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 3: it removes all the puzzle piece lines and then it's

1058
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 3: just the picture like a poster. So pretty fun, is it?

1059
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 2: Like you should be able to use it as a

1060
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: desktop wallpaper at that point. Just a hint to the

1061
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 2: tech industry.

1062
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you really should have to show the

1063
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 3: your or you know what it should be too. You

1064
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 3: can use it at a desktop at any point, so

1065
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 3: if you still you can see the puzzle pieces and

1066
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 3: what more.

1067
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: That's a good idea for a desktop that should be

1068
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 2: like in the software, like when you're just bored, you're

1069
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: just putting together your wallpaper. Yes, I I feel like

1070
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 2: this is the first good idea that's ever been made

1071
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,720
Speaker 2: on this podcast. And we've had a lot of ideas.

1072
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 3: Like John.

1073
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 2: I love John.

1074
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 3: John did when I had my podcast, John did it

1075
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 3: like two or three times. That's so much. I love John.

1076
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: He's an incredible man. We love him and we love him. Well,

1077
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 2: we just thought of a great idea. Oh god, I

1078
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 2: hope somebody some slimeball. Who are those twins the Winkle

1079
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: Boss twins?

1080
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 3: Okay, why you know, we're a different wavelengths here.

1081
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: The.

1082
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: Winklevosses or the Olsons. Okay, they had a baby one

1083
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 2: of them? Did the smoking one or the one that

1084
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 2: nobody knows there was the one that was constantly smoking?

1085
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know which one. Okay, to be honest

1086
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 3: with you, Good for her because wasn't one of them

1087
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 3: with that French guy the smoking.

1088
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: Was a smoker.

1089
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 3: I think it's the other one.

1090
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 2: Okay, the other one.

1091
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna get.

1092
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 2: I hope she wasn't smoking during pregnancy. That's all I

1093
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 2: ask of the old sins.

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00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 3: All I ask of anyone is don't smoke during the pregnancy.

1095
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 3: Immediately after, get back into it, I mean.

1096
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 2: In the hospital, in the hospital doctor, to have a

1097
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: light if.

1098
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 3: You can get back into it, please for.

1099
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 2: I imagine that's probably happened at least once, because if

1100
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: you think about it, it's probably happened before.

1101
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1102
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, new mothers like light me up, back and away.

1103
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1104
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I think it's time to play a game.

1105
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: Let's play on a least skipt her a curse this time,

1106
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 2: I imagine. Okay, I'm really on top of it. I'm

1107
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: becoming a podcasting professional. I'm keeping track of things.

1108
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 3: I uh, you've got your computer, You've got.

1109
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 2: I've got my timer here. It's amazing.

1110
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 3: We're getting a lot done on the pod. I need

1111
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 3: a number between one and ten from you. Okay, seven, okay, sure,

1112
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 3: that's a common one.

1113
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 2: Eight is the most common, seventh the classiest. I would

1114
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: say perfect. Three is kind of the thinking man's number.

1115
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 3: I would say, I feel like five is a cop out.

1116
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 2: Five nobody ever goes to.

1117
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 3: I was gonna say six because my birthday is June sixth,

1118
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 3: but then I thought even no, I'm off.

1119
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some like calculating. Right now.

1120
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 2: You can promote, recommend, do whatever you sure.

1121
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 3: I'll promote. I'm doing a lot of live shows at Dynasty,

1122
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 3: at Largo, at Allesion, UCB, all theaters that I love

1123
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 3: lyric Hyperion. So my instagram is at the Only Alana Johnston,

1124
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 3: and my ex whatever the heck that is, is at

1125
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 3: Alanta Underscore Johnston. That's where I post about my shows.

1126
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: And I believe I have a show with May Martin

1127
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 3: and Stephanie Allen at the Allegion on the sixteenth and

1128
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 3: seventeenth of September one at seven thirty one at seven o'clock.

1129
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 3: I think, don't quote me on that. So check website.

1130
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 3: You we're back.

1131
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 2: Go see her please and it's unbelievable. Please so funny

1132
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 2: and follow. And you had a podcast, I mean they

1133
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:08,959
Speaker 2: could go back and listen.

1134
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 3: That's right, self esteem party all about self love and

1135
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 3: self spear.

1136
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 2: Go back You've got a nice library of things for

1137
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: people to listen to. You know, I'm going to try

1138
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 2: to start recommending things on this podcast, but I've been

1139
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 2: wanting to do this, and the only thing I can

1140
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 2: think of today is Found Coffee and Eagle Rock. Incredible.

1141
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: This is a recommendation for three to ten people. But

1142
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 2: it's so good and so there's no pretension there. I

1143
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 2: love it. It's like home.

1144
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 3: Okay I live. Can I do a recommendation of local business? Yeah?

1145
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 2: Of course.

1146
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 3: I live on the La river Path where there's Spoke

1147
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 3: Bicycle Cafe, which is a've never been. Oh, then that's

1148
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 3: my recommendation. It's huge, it's all outdoors, but it's covered

1149
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 3: so a lot of shade, big those big long wooden benches,

1150
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 3: which is always fun.

1151
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 2: I love to be.

1152
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 3: And then the whole Bikes Bicycle shop in the back

1153
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 3: right and everyone can bring their bike there if you

1154
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 3: like to bicycle. No one's going to steal it. It's

1155
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 3: not that kind of place. Really cool and they have

1156
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,240
Speaker 3: full food and everything.

1157
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: Okay, And was that the recommendation you're going to say?

1158
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 2: Because I felt like you were headed towards another recommendation.

1159
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 3: It's called wax paper it's a sandwich shop. It's very expensive,

1160
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 3: but all the sandwiches are named after NPR hosts. I

1161
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 3: love it, and it's worth it. The sandwiches aren't there.

1162
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 2: Sandwiches are so unbelievably delicious, so good.

1163
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 3: So it's like, if you're going to spend the money,

1164
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, it's a lot of money. But it's like, well,

1165
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 3: you're getting the taste, that's all. I'm going to say.

1166
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 3: It's probably the same price as a Jersey Mix, but

1167
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: Jersey Mikes, you're going to get a bigger sandwich. But

1168
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 3: it's of this plane right variety.

1169
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: And now now I'm going to push back slightly. This

1170
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 2: is my and we will get into the game. But

1171
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 2: I am going to say, wax paper delicious. The sandwiches

1172
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 2: are so good. It's a nice sandwich treat. Yes, And

1173
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 2: also I think they're the first time I feel like

1174
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 2: they're they're pioneers in sixteen dollars sandwiches. We'll just say that.

1175
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 2: But the ingredients are great, great, they're putting the money in.

1176
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 2: You're not getting ripped off. Jersey Mike's delicious lands and

1177
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 2: a bargain. It's a bargain. They're not selling you a

1178
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: sixteen dollars cent. If you get a sixteen dollars sandwich

1179
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 2: at Jersey Mikes, you've gone two falls. I think I'm

1180
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 2: paying eight dollars.

1181
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 3: Cannot Oh, no, I know what it is. What I'm

1182
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 3: thinking the foot long.

1183
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 2: Oh, you're not the same size is a big sand.

1184
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, the six inch would be closer to the wax

1185
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 3: paper size. Right, I don't know eight. I'm gonna vote

1186
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 3: nine or ten one dollar different.

1187
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 2: But obviously one of them is a giant national chain

1188
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 2: with millions and millions.

1189
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 3: Wax Paper is a cute little place house to get

1190
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 3: to it.

1191
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 2: We love wax paper.

1192
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 3: We love it. All right, let's get to wow far.

1193
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 2: With local recommendations. Anyone that's not in Los Angeles is

1194
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,280
Speaker 2: just turning off the podcast, or like you jerks, leaving

1195
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 2: us up. Actually, well, I'll recommend another thing that I

1196
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 2: want to go to in Ohio next week. Remind me

1197
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 2: on a lis there's a bakery that I've been dying

1198
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 2: to go to, but I have no reason to go

1199
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 2: to Columbus. We'll get into that next week. This is

1200
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 2: how we play the game. I cannot believe I've gone

1201
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 2: way too far today to play gift or a curse.

1202
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 3: I'm name three things.

1203
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell me if there are a gift or

1204
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 2: a curse, and why, then I'll tell you if you're correct,

1205
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 2: because right or wrong, because there are correct answers. Of course,

1206
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 2: you gotta be careful. Number one this is from somebody

1207
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 2: named Emily. A listener named Emily has suggested when someone

1208
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 2: reposts all of the birthday story posts their friends have

1209
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 2: made to their own stories, so we end up with

1210
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 2: like twenty happy birthday, your beautiful bitch story reposts in

1211
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 2: a row.

1212
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 3: Gift to a curse to who the person for the birthday.

1213
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 2: I can't give you anymore information.

1214
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 3: Oh I see, so it's on me. Okay. Two part answer.

1215
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: Gift to the person whose birthday it is because it

1216
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 3: gives you more wishes. Curse to everyone else who feels

1217
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 3: the pressure to post.

1218
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 2: You can't.

1219
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 3: You can't go.

1220
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: You got a name, gift or a curse?

1221
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, perrect I'm gonna say a curse.

1222
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: You're right, of course it's a curse. Curse. It's a

1223
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 2: I mean, I have to say it's a curse. I

1224
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 2: feel like I'm on record of basically being like that's

1225
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,439
Speaker 2: like it's like taking your birthday cards door to door.

1226
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,240
Speaker 2: It's it's like too much, we don't no one else cares.

1227
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 3: This was the first year, this past birthday that I

1228
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 3: reposted the birthday stories because I usually ask people don't

1229
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 3: post about me period. And I don't like my birthday

1230
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 3: being known because I don't like birthdays in this year.

1231
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 3: For me to make it less of a big deal,

1232
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 3: I post, and I might just fucking let people know

1233
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 3: it's your birthday. Hated it? You hated it? Too many messages? Everyone,

1234
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 3: what are you doing? What are you doing now? People

1235
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 3: to a party? June sixth?

1236
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 2: June sixth, everybody or marked that down in your calendars.

1237
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 2: We know her socials. So it is a curse. But

1238
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 2: of course the curses it goes both ways, because you're like,

1239
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 2: of course, of course it's nice to know people are

1240
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,959
Speaker 2: thinking about you, but also because an immediate burden because

1241
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 2: you're like, now we do I have to repost this.

1242
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,240
Speaker 3: And everyone's like, what are you doing for your birthday?

1243
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: Is celebrating right?

1244
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: And then sudden you're exposed and I mean, look is

1245
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 2: my birthday October ninth. I don't know what. I hate

1246
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 2: to receive some birthday wishes.

1247
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 3: Okay, well, you're already getting weekly gifts, so I don't know.

1248
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,240
Speaker 3: Are we pushing it? Are we pushing it too far today?

1249
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 2: Yes? But it is ultimately a curse. We're all trapped in.

1250
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: Now.

1251
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 3: Did they answer that it was a curse?

1252
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 2: They, Emily just gave me the suggestion. I amagine the answer,

1253
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 2: the tone, yes, the end I didn't come up with.

1254
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 2: I knew.

1255
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an objective truth.

1256
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 2: Emily just threw that in. But I feel like Emily

1257
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 2: is probably on the side of curse just considering the

1258
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 2: tone of how she suggested it.

1259
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:12,720
Speaker 3: I agree.

1260
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: Okay, So one right, so far, very good for you.

1261
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 3: Here we are. Number two.

1262
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 2: Hillary has written in and suggested gift her a curse

1263
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: a print subscription to The New Yorker.

1264
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 3: Well, gift because you have to pay for the online subscription.

1265
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 3: And I understand waste of paper. Okay, fine, But first

1266
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 3: of all, if they use recycled paper, we're laughing. I

1267
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 3: don't know if they do. Let's say they do, for

1268
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 3: my saying, but you have to pay for that online subscription. Now,

1269
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 3: are you going to read the magazine? Probably not? Are

1270
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 3: you gonna look smart having it in the house? Yes,

1271
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 3: your So that's a gift. Oh you're going to say

1272
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 3: a curse because then you feel like you have to read.

1273
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 2: Well, this is my problem. I've had a tab open

1274
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 2: on my Chrome or whatever browser I've got on for

1275
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 2: probably three weeks because they're running a sale. They were

1276
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 2: running a sale for the print and I was so tempted.

1277
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 2: It was such a good deal for a full year

1278
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 2: of the print magazine online access. Still haven't clicked one

1279
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 2: way or the other. The sale is probably over, and

1280
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 2: I want that.

1281
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 3: I want you know.

1282
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 2: It's nice to you probably read four percent of the

1283
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 2: articles in the New Yorker and they're stacking up and

1284
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 2: they're making you feel bad. But it's nice to know

1285
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 2: you can dip in when you want to. So it's

1286
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 2: become a curse in my life because I don't I

1287
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: don't know which way to go.

1288
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 3: Well, that's because we're dealing with your money.

1289
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 2: Yes, if it was, the gift would be such a curse. Mom,

1290
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: are you listening?

1291
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 3: Okay?

1292
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: Valid, But it's a curse.

1293
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 3: I'll give you that.

1294
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you get one out of tude. So far,

1295
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 2: we hate to see it. Number three Jeff Listener. Jeff

1296
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 2: has written in Gift or a Curse Luxurious reclining movie

1297
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 2: theater seats.

1298
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 3: Curse, where are you gonna put it?

1299
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 2: Oh?

1300
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: You don't mean in your house?

1301
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 2: You I believe these are in a movie theater.

1302
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 3: Okay, great, well, right, at first of all, I was

1303
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 3: right about that verst one trigger response a curse? Where

1304
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 3: are you gonna put it? Okay, so they put it

1305
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 3: in a movie theater. Right here. Here's the thing I

1306
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 3: beg Your little sneaky answer is gonna be cursed because

1307
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 3: you're like, then it's noise, then you're falling asleep. But

1308
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you this. I think it's a gift

1309
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 3: because there's nothing funnier than pain to go out so

1310
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 3: you can feel at home. And I think, for comedy's sake,

1311
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 3: that's a gift. What were you gonna say?

1312
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 2: Now it's a curse. I don't need any more encouragement

1313
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 2: to fall asleep in a movie theater. Oh yeah, I

1314
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 2: could be in a metal reclining chair in a movie

1315
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 2: theater and I'm out within the first ten minutes. To

1316
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: be at home, I can't have that. I can't have

1317
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 2: you encouraging me. I need to be completely sitting up.

1318
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 3: Ohne, you were gonna pull a stunt like this three

1319
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 3: curses in a row. Yeah, no, wonder why your house

1320
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 3: is full of demons.

1321
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: I'm I'm begging Satan. Come to me.

1322
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 3: You've got the one. He's probably in all your places

1323
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 3: you've ever.

1324
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 2: Liked dark Lord take me. Yeah, that's the theme of

1325
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 2: this podcast.

1326
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 3: You don't have to cleanse you. She doesn't even need

1327
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 3: to come in that. I need to get you a necklace.

1328
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 3: Now it has to be on your person. This is

1329
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 3: I'm just I have one and I love it.

1330
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 2: How often are you wearing just weddings?

1331
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 3: Nope, because it's it's a little one. It was my

1332
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 3: grandmother's all the people that passed away because I'm an

1333
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 3: Arab valuable Yeah, I'm Syrian. So she was from Syria.

1334
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 3: So all these came straight out of Syria. All these

1335
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 3: evil lies came straight out of Syria. And traditionally it's

1336
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 3: something you would want gifted to you because it's somebody

1337
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 3: showing you that they are watching over their loved ones,

1338
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 3: and it brings to give it to someone. So she

1339
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 3: passed me. She was one of the ones in that

1340
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 3: three month span that passed away, and my mom was like,

1341
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 3: has all this Astralia of hers? And She's like do

1342
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 3: you want this? And I was like, yes, I do.

1343
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 3: Give me all the evil eyes, so I took them off,

1344
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 3: so my house is covered on them.

1345
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,439
Speaker 2: But when do you choose to wear the evil evil?

1346
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, that's right, that's what you asked. My apologies,

1347
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 3: I wear it. I don't wear it to shows because

1348
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 3: I don't like when a necklace moves on stage and I'm.

1349
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 2: Very active on stage.

1350
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 3: But I actually wear it quite frequently whenever I have

1351
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 3: a lo cut shirt because you right, it's yeah exactly,

1352
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 3: so when I wear and I wear low cut shirts often.

1353
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 3: So say if I went out three times in one week,

1354
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 3: I'll wear it once. If I go out three times, yeah,

1355
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: it's not bad.

1356
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: But if I were to wear it, I'd have to

1357
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: start wearing some more plunging neck clients.

1358
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 3: For you, it just has to be on your skin

1359
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 3: like a vampire, like, uh, just burn my face. Yeah

1360
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 3: that's how bad it's gone. Just brand Okay, can't wait.

1361
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 3: Can I do one round of gift or curse with you?

1362
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, of course. I would love to have the

1363
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 2: tables turned. Okay, and just for the record, you got

1364
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: thirty three percent.

1365
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 3: Don't not good?

1366
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 2: Not great? But if we've already committed to three other

1367
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 2: appearances with you on this podcast, and the final one

1368
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 2: I'll be dead, So get to do whatever you want.

1369
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait. That's the gift? Is

1370
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 3: you dying a curt sorry, gift for me in my

1371
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 3: podcast career? Okay, gift your curse? Now, I am if

1372
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 3: I had brought the Evil Eye? Do you think it's

1373
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 3: a gift or a curse?

1374
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 2: The fact that you brought it or the fact that

1375
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 2: it would.

1376
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 3: Be in my home, well you have to answer. I

1377
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 3: don't give you more.

1378
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 2: Okay, gift.

1379
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 3: Interesting.

1380
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 2: I would have opened it and been initially been like,

1381
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 2: oh if this looks familiar, I don't know what it is,

1382
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 2: but I've seen this before, so I would have been

1383
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 2: immediately mystified, okay, And then we would have been able

1384
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 2: to talk as we have about all these curses, and

1385
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have to live in fear until I actually

1386
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 2: it actually comes in my home. And now, until that

1387
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 2: thing enters my home, I'm living with the evil curses

1388
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,959
Speaker 2: and I have to finish this puzzle before it comes

1389
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 2: to me.

1390
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 3: Okay. So yeah, first of all, you do so.

1391
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: Gift, that's my interesting?

1392
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 3: I think a curse? Oh, wow, for you specifically, here's why,

1393
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 3: because you have to live without it. Like if I

1394
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 3: had brought it today, maybe you see it as a gift.

1395
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 3: I still see it as a curse for you specifically

1396
01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 3: because now you know you have all this evil presence

1397
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 3: round and how are you going to sleep that night?

1398
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 3: If I hadn't mentioned it, you wouldn't have known. Very true,

1399
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 3: it's a gift. It's a gift and it will protect you.

1400
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 3: And even though you're waiting for it, you know it's coming.

1401
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 3: And now you know a friend of yours, which I

1402
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 3: think we're friends, yeah, but we have we have to

1403
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 3: see after the evil. But you would know someone is

1404
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 3: thinking of you and to enough to the point where

1405
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 3: they feel they need to protect you in your home.

1406
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 2: Oh what a lovely feeling.

1407
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 3: So it is a gift because I I had it

1408
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 3: and I was debating between the two. So there was

1409
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 3: a part of me that's like, oh, maybe to protect them,

1410
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 3: But then I was like, well, I don't know you

1411
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 3: that well, I don't know your backstory, and now here

1412
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 3: we are, My god, you need more than anyone I've

1413
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 3: ever met, right, you know, because of your house, because

1414
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 3: what's happened, not you, but your house.

1415
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 2: The logic is very clear here.

1416
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 3: Yes, so it's a curse for me. Now I messed up? Right?

1417
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 2: And now are we doing three suggestions of just one gift?

1418
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 3: I just wanted to know about what you.

1419
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: Don't?

1420
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 3: Uh?

1421
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 2: What is the phrase? If you come for the King,

1422
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 2: you'll see him, don't miss, don't miss.

1423
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 3: If you come for the King, he'll be there. He

1424
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 3: waiting for you, waiting for you, politely, he is you.

1425
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 1: Doc.

1426
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 2: Okay, badly played, but what a great time we have

1427
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 2: to This is a final segment.

1428
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 3: Of the podcast Bummer.

1429
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 2: It's called I said no emails. People write in to

1430
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. Can you

1431
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: hear the kids at the school screaming?

1432
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 3: School started? This is insane.

1433
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 2: I guess it started. It's earlier and earlier. This is

1434
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 2: not a pro education podcast. This is very anti education,

1435
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 2: but we can't get into that right now. People write

1436
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 2: into I said no gifts at gmail dot com with

1437
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 2: questions galore. Will help me answer a question I'd love to. Okay,

1438
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 2: let's see get into the doc and scrolling putting this down. Okay,

1439
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: this says dear Bridger and charming defiant guest. That's a

1440
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 2: nice way to put it to say I am desperate

1441
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 2: and hopeless is putting it mildly. I am planning a

1442
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 2: party to celebrate me capital me xclam exclamation point, specifically

1443
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 2: my ten years of sobriety. A kind friend put together

1444
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 2: a lovely invitation for me to share with invitees, and

1445
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 2: to my surprise, she clearly stated on the invitation no gifts,

1446
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 2: trusting her judgment over mine. The invitations went out unedited

1447
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 2: paragraph break, new paragraph. The problem is that I do

1448
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 2: indeed want gifts. New paragraph. I am a single gay man,

1449
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 2: and we've said on this podcast before no gay listeners,

1450
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 2: please stay away from the podcast. We don't need you

1451
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 2: writing in saga this.

1452
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 3: See of the fans.

1453
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 2: I am a single gay man with no engagement parties

1454
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 2: or baby showers on the horizon. This could be my

1455
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 2: last chance to get gifts. I suppose I can think

1456
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 2: of no more qualified people than you and your guests

1457
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 2: to help me get what I want. How do I

1458
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 2: maintain a humble appearance and still point guests towards my

1459
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 2: Amazon registry? Please see invitation for reference, and know that

1460
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 2: you and a disrespectful plus one are most welcome to

1461
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 2: celebrate me.

1462
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 3: Bring a dip.

1463
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 2: Okay, well, very respectfully, Shawn and Seattle Sean will see

1464
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 2: what happens. I mean, I don't know what dip I

1465
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 2: would bring.

1466
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 3: I'm not coming to your fricking party? Are you nuts?

1467
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 3: I'm not going there? Good luck celebrating with no one?

1468
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a mess. This is a

1469
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 3: huge mess, amassive mess. Can I say all the reasons

1470
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 3: why I would love to hear so? The idea of

1471
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 3: no gifts on the invitem? Hm, I wouldn't have even

1472
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 3: if that inby went out without that on there, I

1473
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 3: wouldn't have even thought to bring a gift? Do I bring?

1474
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 2: Right?

1475
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 3: Empty beer? What do I bring as a joke? Like?

1476
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 3: Do I bring a gag gift? Right? What's the sense

1477
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 3: of humor around the subject. A lot of my sober

1478
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 3: friends have a very good sense of humor around the subject, because,

1479
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 3: you know, they know was the illness they were struggling.

1480
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 3: They're better now, they're and they can laugh at themselves

1481
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 3: and some stuff, not laugh because they were like that

1482
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 3: was pretty shitty of me. But they're able to like.

1483
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 3: And these are all comedians I happen to be talking

1484
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 3: about anyways, so they were already funny yes, and it's

1485
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 3: big in our industry of oh, too much and then

1486
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 3: nothing because you because it was too much. And we

1487
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 3: live in a drug and alcohol infused industry.

1488
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm on drugs right now.

1489
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 3: Perfect, So I'm on drugs. That's why I got lost

1490
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 3: for the easiest drive for four turns into eight. So

1491
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 3: the idea of gifts as an attendee stresses me out,

1492
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 3: and then seeing no gifts makes me feel insecure and

1493
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 3: bad because I'm like, was I supposed to bring your gift?

1494
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 3: I think they're gonna get gifts. I do. Here's why.

1495
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 3: When someone says no gifts, everyone knows that means gifts.

1496
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 3: Nobody follows that anymore. Somebody says no gifts, does anyone

1497
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 3: follow that me? Here's the thing. I at least bring

1498
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 3: a card.

1499
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 2: A card that is a gift. You went out of

1500
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 2: your way.

1501
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 3: But if it was someone's birthday, I do give a

1502
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 3: gift of like let me take.

1503
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 2: You to lunch.

1504
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 3: Oh sure, so that's a gift. Just I'm not physically

1505
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 3: bringing right. So this is why I actually think they

1506
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:27,479
Speaker 3: might get gifts. It just might not look the way

1507
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 3: you think it would. Like on a registry right now,

1508
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 3: if you do want people in that registry. It's up

1509
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 3: to your friend. Your friend has to follow up with everyone, going, Hey,

1510
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 3: I know we said no gifts, but I put together

1511
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 3: a registry, and I think it would be really nice

1512
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 3: if we got some stuff off. That's very subtle. I

1513
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 3: mean I put together a registry, right.

1514
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 2: I mean Another tactic he could take is he replies

1515
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 2: all to this email, thanks everyone for coming. He drops

1516
01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 2: the registry thing just in the bottom, sends it up,

1517
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 2: waits five minutes, now responds again. Oh my god, this

1518
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 2: is so embarrassing. I didn't mean to put the link

1519
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 2: to my Amazon gift registry in the email. Don't even look,

1520
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 2: don't even spend a second on it. I'm so sorry.

1521
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 2: My heart is breaking.

1522
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,879
Speaker 3: Like you're gonna need a novelist to write all these emails.

1523
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 3: This is the most work I have ever heard. First

1524
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 3: of all, my idea was simple, make the friend tow it.

1525
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 4: This poor person's all pretty struggling for ten years, working

1526
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,640
Speaker 4: so hard to get their life together, and now you

1527
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,520
Speaker 4: want this guy to draft on hundred emails.

1528
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 2: Well, because well, let's say ultimately three emails, because he

1529
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,080
Speaker 2: doesn't need to write one third just to entice and

1530
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 2: say please don't look. Everything on there is so embarrassing.

1531
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,600
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want you to see any of it. I'm humiliated.

1532
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 2: Now they're tempted, they're looking, they're buying, they're bringing. That

1533
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 2: feels like a good plan to me.

1534
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 3: Here's another thing the friend could do. I think it

1535
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 3: has to be the friend because or oh my god,

1536
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 3: I've got it. This person the party. The party person

1537
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 3: writes everybody going hi. I know on the event I

1538
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 3: said no gifts. It was brought to my attention that

1539
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,759
Speaker 3: it was kind of rude of me to tell people

1540
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 3: what to do. Oh you, So my friend has helped

1541
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 3: me put together registry because I know everybody celebrates in

1542
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 3: different ways. Should you want to get a gift, here

1543
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 3: you go. It's no pressure. I didn't realize I was rude,

1544
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 3: Like make a joke of it, right, right, but then

1545
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 3: put it in because some people do like giving gifts,

1546
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 3: that's their love language.

1547
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:31,679
Speaker 2: Of course, people love to do it. Some people energize,

1548
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

1549
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 3: It's like, I love the gift of time. I think

1550
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 3: that's the most precious thing you can give somebody. So

1551
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 3: that's why I won't buy you a gift. I'm always

1552
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 3: the let me take it to get your nails.

1553
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 2: Let's go to spend some time to get Yeah, let's.

1554
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 3: Spend some time together. That to me is a gift, right,

1555
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:48,840
Speaker 3: But some people like the physical gift.

1556
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:49,960
Speaker 2: I love to buy a mink.

1557
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 3: It's easier for a mink coat, but of course for

1558
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 3: the sobriety. But that's what I think it can Either yes,

1559
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 3: they can email themselves, but you're right, there needs to

1560
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 3: be a joke in there. You gotta gotta have a

1561
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 3: joke because otherwise it's a blatant ass and we can't

1562
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 3: do that.

1563
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 2: Or you play some mind games.

1564
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:11,400
Speaker 3: You play some mind game.

1565
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:14,480
Speaker 2: I've laid out a perfect plan for some mind games

1566
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 2: that you met three email Monty. I guess that's what

1567
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 2: it would be called. Yeah. Perfect, And either way, gifts

1568
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 2: are gonna be flowing in.

1569
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 3: Okay, here's another one. Is this insane. Give wrap a

1570
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,799
Speaker 3: bunch of empty boxes, put a table at the party

1571
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 3: and put the gifts.

1572
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 2: That is so smart.

1573
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 3: Then people will see that, put on a QR code

1574
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 3: to the registry of Amazon, print it out, frame it

1575
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,720
Speaker 3: in a little thing and just don't mention it and

1576
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 3: they can be like, I know, I said, no gifts,

1577
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 3: but people brought them anyways.

1578
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 2: Look at all then.

1579
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 3: Who's not going to be fooled by that the first

1580
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 3: attendee at the party, because they will know no one

1581
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:53,639
Speaker 3: brought those gifts. So you got to wait to least

1582
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 3: five to seven people are there.

1583
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that becomes a little tricky. There are some question you.

1584
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,680
Speaker 3: Could have ever read. I am having the time of

1585
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 3: my life.

1586
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,720
Speaker 2: I think that third idea. That idea is genius. I

1587
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,679
Speaker 2: mean it requires a few gymnastics, but once you get into.

1588
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 3: It, well, this point, you're spending money to make money.

1589
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,640
Speaker 2: You are spending money, but it's a small investments. If

1590
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 2: you're gonna do it, then you load up that registry

1591
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 2: you put every every wish had.

1592
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,760
Speaker 3: No I just thought of this. What if someone's like,

1593
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 3: let's open the gifts.

1594
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,680
Speaker 2: Well, this is what happens to get it out at

1595
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 2: the bottom.

1596
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:31,480
Speaker 3: Someone and then fires immdi.

1597
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 2: This is not a dead end by any means. You

1598
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 2: start opening them and say this was supposed to be

1599
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:39,719
Speaker 2: a big night for me and somebody played this prank.

1600
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so you don't know pen anymore perfect.

1601
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:44,200
Speaker 2: You start crying. Everyone feels bad for you. Look, he

1602
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 2: thought he got all these gifts and he's devastated gifts.

1603
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 3: This is great, This is all good, all workable material.

1604
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,360
Speaker 2: There's an ocean. The fact that he even wrote in

1605
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 2: is ridiculous.

1606
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 3: This person thought it was a problem is madness to me.

1607
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 3: And just keep in mind a problem you created, a problem.

1608
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 3: Absolutely the invitation unemited, unedited from your own PHONEZ you

1609
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 3: gotta you gotta reapprove you that g Yeah.

1610
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:15,639
Speaker 2: Take the invitation just to even see what font they use.

1611
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 3: And also congrats on ten years.

1612
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:18,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so excited for I mean.

1613
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,559
Speaker 3: This, you know you and I talking about this question

1614
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 3: is for sure gonna drive them and to drink again.

1615
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 3: But that's okay. We came We came in hard.

1616
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 2: The listeners are all just they're out of their minds

1617
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 2: at this point.

1618
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 3: No, great, great question. Thank you for writing and really

1619
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 3: loved getting into the bow.

1620
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,559
Speaker 2: Sean and Seattle, enjoy your gifts. Enjoy the bountiful, the

1621
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 2: mountain of gifts you will receive. Well we I mean,

1622
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:48,759
Speaker 2: what a team we made for that right, perfect, absolutely perfect,

1623
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 2: And Sean couldn't have asked for more if he did,

1624
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 2: that's a that's his problem. I'm deleting it from the

1625
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 2: doc so we don't double up.

1626
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 3: Sick of solving this.

1627
01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 2: Guys, We're always there for him and I'm so think

1628
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:01,200
Speaker 2: of it.

1629
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 3: Have you ever left sea outle a couple? See me

1630
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 3: bring me a dip? You want me to sit here,

1631
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 3: fly with a dip on my lap through security? Come on,

1632
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 3: sitting here with my home most ready to go?

1633
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 2: Do you think you could bring a dip through security or.

1634
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,960
Speaker 3: Because let me tell you this, my sister tried to

1635
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 3: bring homos and they threw it out.

1636
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 2: They thought it was a liquid.

1637
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,400
Speaker 3: Yes, they said nope, because the consistency and they threw

1638
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 3: it out. Now. I don't know if they would do

1639
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 3: that for everybody, but it has been done. That's all

1640
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 3: A wow, it has.

1641
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,439
Speaker 2: I tend to think you should be able to take

1642
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:31,679
Speaker 2: a dip.

1643
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 3: But keep in mind three ounce container. Oh that's where

1644
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 3: your liquids are. How are you going to bring a

1645
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 3: whole dip? Interesting? And for a party we're talking at

1646
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:39,679
Speaker 3: costco dip.

1647
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: You know who?

1648
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 3: We need your dad to accidentally dips massive, massive amount

1649
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:50,879
Speaker 3: of dip. Your dad will send a couple of garbage

1650
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 3: bags and there a.

1651
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 2: Garbage bag full of dip.

1652
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the one. Don't tell me we're at the end.

1653
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:00,760
Speaker 2: You I heard.

1654
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 3: I can't believe this size would go for it. I

1655
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:04,439
Speaker 3: could go on all day.

1656
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,680
Speaker 2: Look you in the eye and said I would go

1657
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:06,559
Speaker 2: another two hours.

1658
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 3: That's insane. Guess it's can it take me that long

1659
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 3: to get home? This is gonna take my old day.

1660
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 2: Look very rarely there's a guest where I look at

1661
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 2: I think, oh, we've been going for an hour and

1662
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 2: a half. And I look at my timer and it

1663
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 2: says eight minutes. This has not been one of those experiences.

1664
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 2: And I got a gift that is beautiful. I can't

1665
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 2: wait to get into this post.

1666
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 3: You got part one of a gift.

1667
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, part one must we forget.

1668
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,760
Speaker 3: Once this is done, you will get part And I'm

1669
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:34,599
Speaker 3: not talking around.

1670
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: I want.

1671
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,320
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you my number so we don't

1672
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,120
Speaker 3: have to do email. You can direct text me the photo.

1673
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 3: When it's done, I'll be back.

1674
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,320
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I'm so thrilled to thank you for

1675
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 2: being here. This is delightful.

1676
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,080
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me, and thank you for all

1677
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:45,719
Speaker 3: your hard.

1678
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 2: Work on lease on Aalas puts in the work.

1679
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't say your name, so how would

1680
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 3: anyone know I was talking to you?

1681
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 2: I just turned this sounded like you were be very

1682
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,080
Speaker 2: sincere again to me.

1683
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so lovely to you. Just forgot.

1684
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 2: What a treat uh listener, you can tell the podcast

1685
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,240
Speaker 2: is over and you're screaming for it to keep going.

1686
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,160
Speaker 2: But I've got to put an end to this. We've

1687
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 2: got to have boundaries between you and me, So I'm

1688
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 2: ending the podcast. I love you, goodbye, I said, No

1689
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:25,240
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our

1690
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 2: dear friend Annalise Nilson, and it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.

1691
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:32,840
Speaker 2: And we couldn't do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner.

1692
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 2: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1693
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 2: worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram

1694
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 2: at I said no Gifts, I don't want to hear

1695
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,280
Speaker 2: any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

1696
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 2: all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1697
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,759
Speaker 2: to see pictures of the gifts?

1698
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:57,679
Speaker 1: Line? Why did you hear? Funa man? Myself perfectly clear,

1699
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:04,040
Speaker 1: But you're I guess in my home. You gotta come

1700
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:09,880
Speaker 1: to me empty And I said, no, guest, your own

1701
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 1: presence is presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

1702
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:20,200
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?