Speaker 1: Okay, let's go over the list.
Speaker 2: These are the top three people we enjoy pranking the most.
Speaker 2: Bride Zilla's just a few days before their wedding, Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, always fun. New hires who don't know anyone
Speaker 2: in their company and I want to sell them drugs.
Speaker 2: And rounding out the top three are first time home buyers.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just like a personal one for you. Since
Speaker 1: that's you right now, you realize how gullible you are
Speaker 1: so much seriously, I mean, they're stressed.
Speaker 2: They don't exactly know what's going on or what to do.
Speaker 2: And that's what happens today when we call a guy
Speaker 2: who put an offer in on a home that's going
Speaker 2: through the final inspection phase.
Speaker 1: Out of all the possible issues, he never foresaw this
Speaker 1: type of problem. You're gonna hear it in your phone
Speaker 1: tap right now, phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: my name's Elliott Graves. I'm looking for Trent.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is him. How can I help you?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: Trent, I'm the paranormal property consultant. You're a real You're hired?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 3: I'm the paranormal property consultant. You made an offer on
Speaker 3: the house, on one hundred southeast.
Speaker 1: Is that correct? Absolutely? I did. Okay, so you said
Speaker 1: paranormal like ghosts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your reeltor Stephan hired me as a hunted home
Speaker 3: expert to check it out, are not at all. I
Speaker 3: just went through the property an hour ago and I
Speaker 3: did write down some notes here. So according to my notes,
Speaker 3: basement actually looked good. There's nothing going on down there.
Speaker 1: So when you say nothing's going on, what exactly do
Speaker 1: you mean by that?
Speaker 3: You know, spirits or specters, any type of ghost like activity.
Speaker 3: So basement's good, kitchen's fine, children's bedrooms also clear.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess that's other than the master bedroom. Pretty
Speaker 1: much good to go. Wait, wait, what do you mean
Speaker 1: what's wrong with the master bedroom? I don't know exactly.
Speaker 1: It could be nothing. Well, bro, but tell me if
Speaker 1: there's something going on, let me know. Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, this is going to sound weird to you, but
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure a spirit passed gas when I came
Speaker 3: into the room.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's beyond weird. What exactly as the gas? This
Speaker 1: is why I didn't even want to bring it up.
Speaker 1: You need to tell me everything that happened. Everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, I walked in, I heard the tut immediately had
Speaker 3: to cover my entire face.
Speaker 1: Because it was the most potent smell.
Speaker 3: Then I heard a laugh and footsteps ran down the staircase.
Speaker 1: Now is it? You're kidding me?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Look, I've been doing this a long time.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be thorough, so I actually got permission
Speaker 3: to call the previous homeowner.
Speaker 1: Wait, you talked to them, yes, I did.
Speaker 2: Well, what the hell did they say?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: They confirmed it what they've been dealing with this for years,
Speaker 3: apparently dealing.
Speaker 1: With a farting ghost in that's what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Though they came up with different names, not fart ghost.
Speaker 3: It was like a flatulent phantom lord Gasberry.
Speaker 1: Oh, the one that's stuck with stinker geist. Are you
Speaker 1: seeing me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Because like poltergeist because it smells, so it's like a
Speaker 3: stinker geist.
Speaker 1: You know what it means.
Speaker 3: I should mention as well, now that I have my
Speaker 3: notes in front of me. They did say, if you
Speaker 3: make egg salad in the kitchen, don't leave it unattended.
Speaker 1: That is disgusting.
Speaker 3: I don't think this should deter you from buying the home.
Speaker 3: I love the walk through, it's beautiful. The realtor just
Speaker 3: thought you should know. There's a lot worse things that
Speaker 3: could happen, like a leaky pipe.
Speaker 1: I think that a farting ghost is a lot worse.
Speaker 3: Still sleaking, all right, they call it a stinker geist.
Speaker 3: Just wanted to remind me.
Speaker 1: I don't care what they call it. If everything you're
Speaker 1: saying is real, I'm having serious reservations about buying his
Speaker 1: damn house. Okay, I hear you. I hear you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do you hear me?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: You sound concerned.
Speaker 3: And I can come back into a fall up with
Speaker 3: Lord Gasberry if he's really British like they.
Speaker 1: Say, how is that going to help me? I have
Speaker 1: a little experience. I can try to speak to him.
Speaker 3: And I stinking guys quick forwarding in the chimney and
Speaker 3: get out.
Speaker 1: I can't chat mate, Joe, is that what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Absolutely is a joke. But having a guy watch him?
Speaker 1: I it's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. Watch the are
Speaker 1: you talking about? This is a prank phone call? Man.
Speaker 3: My name is jose from the show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Your wife Natalie set you up? Oh my god.
Speaker 3: If she told you guys are in the middle of
Speaker 3: buying a home, and you're super stressed about it.
Speaker 1: You wanted to just lighten the mood a little man.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, we're about to buy a home.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm about to overbid the next person. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: you want to overbid on this home? You want the
Speaker 1: stinker guys. That is a cool accessory to have in
Speaker 1: a home. Dude. Think about how much money you could
Speaker 1: charge on Airbnb. Dude, I just want the house man.
Speaker 1: Oh but you could be the guy with this stinker
Speaker 1: guy's house.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I don't want that, all right, Brook and Jeffreys phone
Speaker 1: taps on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Morning