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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Remember that time at Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: your uncle got drunk and tried to fight the turkey.

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Speaker 1: I think everybody does. It's The Jewel Show and it's

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Speaker 1: time for our holiday tradition, call up with your best

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Speaker 1: or worst holiday memory? Calls right now eight eight eight

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Speaker 1: three six one eight eight eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. What is your best or your worst

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Speaker 1: holiday memory? Matt was up. Yeah, so this is probably

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Speaker 1: about five years ago. I offered to make dinner for

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Speaker 1: my family because my mom she was just not chilling

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Speaker 1: well that particular year. So I had everybody over and

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Speaker 1: she was just kind of too tired. So I said,

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Speaker 1: you know, Mom, I got this. You take a back

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Speaker 1: seat and I'll put everything out and cook and everything,

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Speaker 1: and everybody came over. I had about fifteen people come

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Speaker 1: over for dinner. I can cook, but I burned almost everything.

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Speaker 1: The whole meal turned out really badly, and it was

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Speaker 1: it was just like a perfect storm of everything went wrong.

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Speaker 1: I single handedly ruined the entire dinner and we ended

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Speaker 1: up going to a restaurant instead. Listen, it's the thought

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Speaker 1: that counts. Yeah you tried, Yeah that's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was it was not great, not a

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Speaker 1: great memory, but you know we made it work at

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Speaker 1: the end for your mom makes fun of that every year. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll never hear the end of it. See.

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Speaker 1: I think that's the good thing. There really are no

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Speaker 1: bad holiday memories if you think about it, because even

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Speaker 1: the bad ones you get to joke about for years

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Speaker 1: to come. It depends how bad they are. Yes, call

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Speaker 1: us eight at eight three four three, one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: What is your best or worst holiday memory? Christian? I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm like scarred for life with this memory.

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Speaker 1: My mom probably doesn't even know about this story or

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Speaker 1: remember it, but I remember as a kid, I was

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Speaker 1: like out shopping with my mom for the holidays, and

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Speaker 1: she told me about a pair of shoes that she wanted, right,

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Speaker 1: And she's like, your dad's gonna bring you shop for me.

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Speaker 1: This is what I want. And she showed me the shoes.

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Speaker 1: It was like a pair of running shoes, all right. Right.

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Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks later, my dad takes me shopping.

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Speaker 1: The shoes are not there. They are gone. I remembered

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Speaker 1: they were gone. So I picked out someone that I

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Speaker 1: thought she would like. Fast forward to Christmas morning. She's

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Speaker 1: opening it. She sees the box from the shoe place,

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Speaker 1: so she's like, yes, and she opens it and it's

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Speaker 1: not the shoes that she wanted. And literally I watched

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Speaker 1: the smile on her face turned to a frown and

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Speaker 1: she goes, this isn't the one. These aren't the ones

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Speaker 1: to a little like eight year old me. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, and she's like, these aren't the ones I

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Speaker 1: wanted to We have to take these back. They're white.

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Speaker 1: The one thing I said is I don't want white.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, that count, right, I

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Speaker 1: bet you she doesn't even remember that, but it scarred

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Speaker 1: me for sure. Does count? And the thought is that

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Speaker 1: she didn't want white. She said, I had one request

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Speaker 1: and call us with your best or worst holiday memory

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Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four to three one oh six

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Speaker 1: one text in four one oh six one, Tasha. I'd

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Speaker 1: say my favorite holiday memory was when me and my

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Speaker 1: three other siblings took a trip with my dad, who

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Speaker 1: was a single dad, up to like Tahoe and it

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Speaker 1: was just so special. The fact that he was able

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Speaker 1: to take all four of us took a skiing. We

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Speaker 1: were all under the age of big twelve, and it

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Speaker 1: just made it super special. We woke up with a

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Speaker 1: white Christmas and yeah, it's a memory I'll ever forget.

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Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, for Christmas, my sister,

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Speaker 1: I was the youngest, and my sister figured out how

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Speaker 1: to unwrap the presents and to wrap them back without

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Speaker 1: getting noticed and just taught me how to do that.

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Speaker 1: And I found out that I was giving this doll,

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Speaker 1: and so I wrapped it back up. And then Christmas

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Speaker 1: came and I had to act really surprise like that

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Speaker 1: I did father was a doll in there. I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got a doll. I can't believe this. Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: And I was just like really excited. And then my

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Speaker 1: parents never knew. And then also we would do scavenger

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Speaker 1: hunts with our gifts, like they would put little clues

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Speaker 1: and then our gifts there we have to find where

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Speaker 1: the gifts were. It was really but yeah, my mom

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Speaker 1: used to terrifying I would never do it because she

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Speaker 1: was like, I will know, I know how I rap,

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Speaker 1: and if I see it rewrapped, I will know, and

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Speaker 1: I will take back all of your gifts. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh wait, it's fine, Yeah, I can't wrap

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Speaker 1: it all, so it would be it would be very

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Speaker 1: obvious if I did. Also, that's my problem. I cannot wrap,

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Speaker 1: to say my life. It's like tying a tie. No

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Speaker 1: matter how many YouTube videos I watch on it, I

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Speaker 1: still suck. It's so hard. So hey, it's been it.

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Speaker 1: I have a story that's going to be the best

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Speaker 1: holiday story four ever. So when I was like, I

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Speaker 1: guess eight or nine, my mom she cooks Thanksgiving dinner

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Speaker 1: the night before, right, and we have a refrigerator in

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Speaker 1: the basement. It's like a storage refrigerator, and that's where

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Speaker 1: we store all the Thanksgiving food for the next day.

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Speaker 1: She asked me, She's like, hey, how well you and

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Speaker 1: your brother bring the ham downstairs? Now this ham is huge.

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Speaker 1: It's like maybe like twenty pounds. It's been in the

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Speaker 1: oven all day. And those trays, like the cooking trays,

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Speaker 1: they're so heavy and wobbly. Right, But you know, me,

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Speaker 1: eight year old Bennet is like, you know what, I

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Speaker 1: got this. I'm strong, you know. So literally I get

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Speaker 1: to the top of the basement stairs and I'm struggling

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Speaker 1: and I dropped the hands down the stairs. I literally

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Speaker 1: rolled down the stairs. It was like, honey and juicy

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Speaker 1: juice is down all the steps and oh man, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I worse losing out on the hammer having to clean

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Speaker 1: that at all. Oh yeah, definitely, I mean it was

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Speaker 1: it was nice to watch it roll down the stairs.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, that's the memory that never never goes away.

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Speaker 1: But cleaning it up was not fun at all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's never fun when you have to clean up your hand.

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