Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
Speaker 1: bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I
Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. You have a beth, though
Speaker 1: you have to pay it. So if the commanders lose
Speaker 1: the Red River, oh, you have the Red River rivalry shootout,
Speaker 1: not a shootout anymore, Danny. I know you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to not allowed to say that.
Speaker 2: Is a hilarious like tweaking, to be like this is tweaking.
Speaker 1: Speaking of tweaking, it is Texas and ou so as
Speaker 1: far as the meth goes, there's gonna be. Yeah, see
Speaker 1: through shit. By the way, you uh, you didn't recover
Speaker 1: from Dallas had to win and you could even come
Speaker 1: on to talk about it this week. I was sick, Danny.
Speaker 1: There's something going around the way. The weather's snapping. OK's
Speaker 1: not my fault. I got a really good immune system.
Speaker 1: I take care of myself. Body is a temple, all
Speaker 1: that stuff. You can tell. Look at me. Yeah, still
Speaker 1: not drinking, looking good, looking great, feeling great, looking good.
Speaker 2: You're glowing.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry there, pregnant, I'm here great, great, Hello, Dylan, goodbye.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry lost a unit last week, Shay one five
Speaker 1: up plus seven and Dylan didn't lose a unit. You're
Speaker 1: plus fourteen, staying even. Okay, I like that. Any recaps here, anything,
Speaker 1: anybody wants to mention. Notre Dame, Notre fucking Dame Danny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is why I believe in God. This is why
Speaker 1: y'all are all going to hell, because touchdown, Jesus came
Speaker 1: through in the clutch and went for two. Daddy covered
Speaker 1: freaking out of the house. The roommate couldn't understand. It's
Speaker 1: like Notre Dame one, Notre Dame one. It was like, stop,
Speaker 1: give no idea, what the hell you're talking about? Woman,
Speaker 1: Shut your file hole. That's relevant day now there you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they won. More importantly, they covered a Yeah, bad Larry,
Speaker 1: anything you want to recap.
Speaker 3: We're not talking about the Ryder companymore. No, that was
Speaker 3: at those points.
Speaker 1: No, the comedies won.
Speaker 2: We're not going to talk I think we.
Speaker 3: Had Tommy one and McIlroy was the high point Communists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you do, but it not for the
Speaker 1: football total. I mean we do acknowledge that you had
Speaker 1: plus one hundred europe to win and Rory to be
Speaker 1: a European's top score plus four fifty. Those aren't really
Speaker 1: you know, great bets. Where he went on on a limb,
Speaker 1: Larre plus four fifty, Yeah, there we go. It's Rory McElroy.
Speaker 1: So it was either him or John Rahm, just.
Speaker 2: Because he's the one name you can pronounce.
Speaker 1: Larry. I don't even know. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: he can.
Speaker 2: Mkilroy.
Speaker 3: Plus four fifty is a big going out on a limb,
Speaker 3: don't you think.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Larry, Proud of you, Larry.
Speaker 3: And we're not counting them in the unit.
Speaker 1: No, it's in the other units, Larry, I got more
Speaker 1: units in the other units too, Like you want to
Speaker 1: talk about that all day. Shay has baseball units.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: want to talk about units that were one before football season.
Speaker 3: But I thought we kept units units football.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we'll count your fucking don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't need them.
Speaker 1: No, you just complained and wind about it.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't get them.
Speaker 1: You're like a step chot the person I'm hearing about it.
Speaker 1: Do you talk to Ray? Does Ray keep secrets? Did
Speaker 1: you tell does Larry know about the system here of
Speaker 1: how you're counting these units?
Speaker 4: Larry, you know this. We've talked about it probably eight
Speaker 4: or nine times.
Speaker 2: In the show, well really a lot.
Speaker 4: We had like a twenty minute conversation argument about it too.
Speaker 3: Not me and you, no, not us mate on the show.
Speaker 2: On the show, literally right here, Larry recorded, Larry, I.
Speaker 3: Got the document. He and then I'll look that one
Speaker 3: up because I thought we were just starting at zero
Speaker 3: football football season starts. But you still get the bet
Speaker 3: whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Yes you do, but it's just being kept in a
Speaker 2: separate category anything non football.
Speaker 1: We're still talented on that, by the way, side bed
Speaker 1: on side.
Speaker 2: Bets, biggest who does the best during football season for
Speaker 2: non football bets like that? Actual Actually, speaking of F one,
Speaker 2: I have to make a clarification. I caught some some
Speaker 2: heat from my source when apparently I went and I'll
Speaker 2: take the fall for this, Ray. It's not your fault
Speaker 2: at all. That I went to three and f one
Speaker 2: last week. It is actually two and three.
Speaker 1: Is this the moroccan or the roommate.
Speaker 2: Or two four three? This is the roommate?
Speaker 1: Ok, I got it. Not the Moroccan is not the
Speaker 1: same as the roommate. The Moroccan is a different person than.
Speaker 2: The different person.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: One works at the bodega.
Speaker 1: And one doesn't like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well less than a week ago. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: had to make that clarification. You know, I heard all
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else that you guys need to recamp?
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 3: I'm glad, I'm speed Dan.
Speaker 1: Now I this is gonna be a sob story and
Speaker 1: then you're gonna feel like we're out to get you.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to get down this road.
Speaker 3: All I have is all I have is football this week,
Speaker 3: So it doesn't matter, okay.
Speaker 2: Dan, Actually I do have a one recap thing I decide.
Speaker 2: I faded all the Kelsey Mahomes props against the Jets. Yeah,
Speaker 2: hit all of those, except I parlated with the under
Speaker 2: in the game. Brutal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was it payout there?
Speaker 2: It's like, are a unit to win twelve hundred?
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Plus I think it's plus twelve hundred plus thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Let's turn our attention to this week's games, starting with
Speaker 1: Tonight's game, because that's a big one for the show
Speaker 1: with Paulie. If the Bears lose, then Paullie misses out
Speaker 1: on Meet Friday tomorrow and then the following Friday as
Speaker 1: well until they win a game. But Dylan made a
Speaker 1: bet with bread Man from Texas on a show. Brett
Speaker 1: Breadman called in and he wanted a bet on Oklahoma Texas,
Speaker 1: although he wanted Texas straight up against Oklahoma, and then
Speaker 1: you said you would do it, but you would get
Speaker 1: six and a half point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take the spread. I'm not gonna, you know,
Speaker 2: just give him those lop sided odds over a tattoo bet.
Speaker 2: That seems a little especially if Texas is favorite.
Speaker 1: And he's going to get a tattoo of the Dan
Speaker 1: Patrick Show on his neck. Yes, if if Texas loses.
Speaker 2: Texas, he has Texas. If Texas covers six and a.
Speaker 1: Half, then you get the tattoo. Are you gonna get
Speaker 1: a Dan Patrick tattoo? No? No, no, bread Man, Breadman.
Speaker 2: Bread Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's got that. He was like like a
Speaker 1: white bread or white.
Speaker 2: Bread, Yeah, maybe a sour dough.
Speaker 1: That actually would make a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: A pumpernickel.
Speaker 1: And you do have tattoos already that are questionable.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this will actually probably be the most thought that's
Speaker 2: gone into one of my tattoos. You have an oyster, oyster,
Speaker 2: I have a fish in a trench coat smoking a
Speaker 2: pipe sea urchin. Okay, the RoboCop that's my favorite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ray, So with the fish in the pipe? That
Speaker 4: was Northwestern? Who who they played Nebraska last year? Me
Speaker 4: and Dylan were at the bar and he won his bet,
Speaker 4: and he's like, all right, getting a tattoo. We just
Speaker 4: walked over right away, took the money he won out
Speaker 4: of DraftKings, got a tattoo, Simple as that, right out
Speaker 4: of the book.
Speaker 1: See the problem with tattoos, Danny. My tattoos are much
Speaker 1: more like prison ready, right.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 1: Exactly like if Dylan and I both go inside, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fine, My people will find me, everything
Speaker 1: will be all right. We know it's gonna be. Dylan's
Speaker 1: gonna be holding pockets in the corner and Commisara's coming through.
Speaker 2: And you say you have the haircut for those people. Yes, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'll be fresh meat. They'll be like, oh nice, flamingo and.
Speaker 1: Boy, yeah, here's a pipe for you. Here's a couple
Speaker 1: of pipes. All the whole room's in there. WHOA Okay,
Speaker 1: how you doing bad? Layr?
Speaker 3: I'm doing good.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: A little break, A little break on the road. Damn,
Speaker 3: I pulled off the road. I'm on my way to mate.
Speaker 1: Wait, I thought you were stopping in.
Speaker 3: No, it was I'm not a good hour and a half.
Speaker 3: I love you by now. I'm on an eighty four.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you did say okay, they lied. You did
Speaker 1: say you were going to stop in again.
Speaker 3: I didn't say I was going to stop in. I
Speaker 3: thought I was going to Maine. I was going to
Speaker 3: go through Milford. But you were a couple hours. I
Speaker 3: was an hour and a half ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, hold on here, let's take inventory. Didn't We
Speaker 1: talked to Larry last week and Larry said he was
Speaker 1: going to stop in. He's going to do the show,
Speaker 1: but he couldn't stay, couldn't go drinking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, drinking it. Yeah. If I stopped, I was
Speaker 3: going to just get back in the car and go.
Speaker 3: And I want to get to mate.
Speaker 2: Well, you can't hang out those without drinking for thirty minutes, Larry.
Speaker 3: The timing didn't work. I'm way beyond Milford.
Speaker 1: All right, fair enough, okay, Dylan, let's resume our regularly
Speaker 1: scheduled program here. So bets for this week, starting with
Speaker 1: college football.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, Dan, So I got Arkansas State plus sixty and
Speaker 2: a half against Troy, be fading them every single game
Speaker 2: this season, which is worked. They didn't work last week,
Speaker 2: but it's been working out actually pretty well. All Right,
Speaker 2: they're frauds, right, three units on the Purdue. Iowa under
Speaker 2: thirty nine also did me dirty last week. But if
Speaker 2: you have a system in place, Dan, you have to
Speaker 2: maintain it.
Speaker 1: Seven of the last ten games under for Iowa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Arizona plus twenty one and a half against
Speaker 2: USC okay, USC, and it's scare. Last week with Colorado,
Speaker 2: they looked like they were going to blow them out,
Speaker 2: and then yeah, they kind of they'll let teams get
Speaker 2: back in the game, kind of.
Speaker 1: Like Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, you know, don't blow anybody out.
Speaker 2: They score a lot of points and then let other
Speaker 2: teams score points. Okay, and then LSU minus five and
Speaker 2: a half against Miszoo. Okay for NFL. I got the
Speaker 2: Bills minus five against the Jags at nine in the
Speaker 2: morning or whatever time that is Vikings money line against
Speaker 2: the Chiefs plus one seventy. I think they're four and
Speaker 2: a half point dogs afternoon game. This seems like a
Speaker 2: letdown spot.
Speaker 1: This is a Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 2: This is a This is a four hundred passing yard
Speaker 2: game for Kurk and Ravens minus four against the Stillers.
Speaker 2: This one gives me pause because Ravens' favorites and in
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh is tough.
Speaker 1: But the Steelers are bad and it's a rivalry game,
Speaker 1: the rivalry game. All Mike Tomlin does is win never
Speaker 1: a losing season see the coaching equivalent or Jimmy Garoppolo.
Speaker 1: That old Jimmy does.
Speaker 2: Is win never anything remarkable except.
Speaker 1: They did win a super Bowl. Yeah after that, I
Speaker 1: went to a super Bowl. It showed out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wait did he win? Did he win there? With
Speaker 5: Bill Cowers players?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Correct? Wow? Marv Marvin off the top rope there? I
Speaker 1: don't all right anything else?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I have the parlay that we also went
Speaker 2: over on the show today. Dan Under in the Red
Speaker 2: River rivalry sixty and a half. This is a big
Speaker 2: time shootout game usually, but I see like ninety people
Speaker 2: are on.
Speaker 1: The over, so I have to on the shootout.
Speaker 2: On the shootout mark, yes on it being a lot
Speaker 2: of points, but it's not a shoot rivalry. It's the shootout.
Speaker 2: The game will be a shootout, right, Okay, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: And Texans Falcons under forty one, Colts Titans under forty three,
Speaker 2: and Cowboys Niners under forty five okay, and then f
Speaker 2: one Dan of course, fresh off the hot week last week,
Speaker 2: Lando Norris podium finished minus one forty Charles Lecree podium
Speaker 2: finished plus three fifty. Yes for there to be a
Speaker 2: safety car minus one seventy five and the winning margin
Speaker 2: between five and ten seconds plus three fifty. And I
Speaker 2: actually won that last time.
Speaker 1: I bet that. Okay, that's in a separate category.
Speaker 2: I believe it or not. Was able to figure out
Speaker 2: the division.
Speaker 1: That there was a separate Yes, unlike bad Larry. That
Speaker 1: seemed like a fake laugh by U, Larry, So it
Speaker 1: was you have something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, since I mean I already have a tattoo
Speaker 2: on the line, I'm going to do Oklahoma plus six
Speaker 2: and a half.
Speaker 1: For two unitsaging son of a bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go, I don't. I don't have my bets, Dan,
Speaker 2: I go go in all right?
Speaker 1: Uh shay, Yeah, Danny, got some good old fashioned American
Speaker 1: gambling here for you. I got the Rolling Baptist laying
Speaker 1: three against the hero of Texas. That would be Liberty
Speaker 1: versus Sam Houston. Got. I got hook them dot Com
Speaker 1: back splash my homepage against the meth headscrab b Texas Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: There's no meth in Texas either.
Speaker 1: Texas State not like Oklahoma. You ever been in Oklahoma?
Speaker 1: They got trailers full of that ship. I had a
Speaker 1: whole factory they got it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know, I know. It's worse.
Speaker 1: It's way worse, dude. At least we get the cocaine
Speaker 1: stops in Dallas, we just consume it all. And then
Speaker 1: north of that it's all meth.
Speaker 2: It's all meth.
Speaker 1: I thought, it's don't meth with Texas, don't meth. Yeah, okay, Mike,
Speaker 1: Texas State against the double l's plus two and a half.
Speaker 1: I got Pig Sue laying or actually plus eleven and
Speaker 1: a half against the Confederates. And then I got the
Speaker 1: Twinkies plus one thirty six against the Cheaters. Okay, now
Speaker 1: once again that would be in a separate category, correct,
Speaker 1: And I do want to add one NFL bet. I
Speaker 1: didn't like the card whatsoever, but I do like the
Speaker 1: Jags plus five against the josh All.
Speaker 2: Okay, this was a rough uh board week.
Speaker 1: I do too. It's a weird Sunday. It's a weird
Speaker 1: bad Larry.
Speaker 3: Okay, you want college first, Dan, And yes, like the
Speaker 3: first week ever that Dylan and I aren't going against
Speaker 3: each other. And I don't even think Shay and I
Speaker 3: have anything. We're going against christ this week. So I
Speaker 3: got Tech plus six and a half against Western Kentucky.
Speaker 3: I got Texas A and M plus the three against Alabama.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's one and a half and is
Speaker 1: getting one and a half.
Speaker 3: Larry, you know what a little more than that's good.
Speaker 3: Let it's just change that to one and a half
Speaker 3: so I don't mess up next week. Okay plus one
Speaker 3: and a half.
Speaker 1: You can get the lines from Ray before you make
Speaker 1: these picks.
Speaker 3: I sent the pics. I did it this morning before
Speaker 3: I left. It was probably eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: I was up early, Dan, Okay, Rad gets up with
Speaker 1: like fucking five am.
Speaker 3: We were here hours before that, Larry, all Right, I
Speaker 3: saw the little comment about I won't be up till
Speaker 3: ten forty to respond to it. But that's okay. Colorado
Speaker 3: minus the four and a half against Arizona State, and
Speaker 3: I got Notre Dame minus the six and a half
Speaker 3: against Louisville.
Speaker 1: It's six out of that one. There you go.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: Then in the pros, I got the Commander Tonight minus
Speaker 3: five and a half against the Bears, six minus six
Speaker 3: against the Bears, yes, okay. I got the Jets is
Speaker 3: it plus one and a half against the Broncos, Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: I have the Saints plus the same one and a
Speaker 3: half against the Patriots.
Speaker 1: You get one, okay.
Speaker 3: I got the Rams plus four and a half against
Speaker 3: the Eagles.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: And I got the forty nine Ers minus the three
Speaker 3: and a half against Shay's Cowboy Okay, don't blame you.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad bad I don't blame you.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: The Cowboys always get dogged by the Niners, at least
Speaker 2: in recent history.
Speaker 1: Recent fuck recent that's a ninety yeah, dude, or since
Speaker 1: fucking Joe Montana. That stupid catch like it's not it's
Speaker 1: been bad.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's been relaxed.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: You guys won three Super Bowls at the hands of
Speaker 5: the forty.
Speaker 1: Nine, and the one we lost was because we lost
Speaker 1: to the fucking Niners in the NFC Championship game. We
Speaker 1: should have won four in a row. That's because they'll stop.
Speaker 1: That's only because Dion went over there. And you guys
Speaker 1: should have won more because Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson
Speaker 1: couldn't you know, Barry Switzer, I could have coached that
Speaker 1: team to two Super Bowls. That's bullshit. Barry Switzer is
Speaker 1: a fucking drunken, a maniac, and he brought a goddamn
Speaker 1: excuse my language, he brought a freaking pistol in his
Speaker 1: carry on bag through DFW airport and nothing ever happened.
Speaker 1: You should get slapped in public if you do some
Speaker 1: dumb shit like that.
Speaker 2: Wait, it all sounds like you google it.
Speaker 5: Hold on DP. That's the first time we've heard out
Speaker 5: of all the cursing. That's when he says, excuse my language.
Speaker 1: Well, I have to be a better example to all you, eh, theist,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. I'm here to. I'm here to prosely
Speaker 1: I gotta preach here?
Speaker 2: Is that what the pamphlets are?
Speaker 1: Fun? Have fun in hell? That's all the paper says,
Speaker 1: have fun in hell. See, shan Irvy, you.
Speaker 2: Can't escape the rats, right right, You're.
Speaker 1: All going to be there together, how nice? And I'll
Speaker 1: be the ones selling air conditioning units in the corner
Speaker 1: that you ain't got no money. You are not going
Speaker 1: to heaven first class ticket, Ninny.
Speaker 2: Now it sounds like you'll be selling fucking AC units
Speaker 2: in hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why why are you selling AC in heaven? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm still a capitalist, Danny, not a comedy will you'd
Speaker 1: be selling it in hell? Right, Well, that's where all
Speaker 1: the money is. You have to go weeping and gnashing
Speaker 1: of teeth for eternity, Danny.
Speaker 2: Oh god, honestly it sounds way more fun.
Speaker 1: See you get born again, and then you think born again, Danny,
Speaker 1: it was born into this irving texts. Then you're some
Speaker 1: option we have here, maybe, but but then you you
Speaker 1: end up, you know, washing away all your sins and
Speaker 1: then hallelujah, Yeah, like everything all the bad things you did,
Speaker 1: and you got to do that every morning.
Speaker 2: And wash them away with Yes.
Speaker 5: Marvin, were they allowed to dance in Irving, Texas.
Speaker 1: Uh No, was like yeah, no dancing. There was no booze.
Speaker 1: It was a dry town.
Speaker 5: Only meth.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of cocaine, a whole lot of cocaine,
Speaker 1: a lot of meth, a lot of crack. Fantastic.
Speaker 5: Wait, so no dancing, but there was meth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it wasn't really a med thing back then.
Speaker 1: It was a cocaine thing. You'd get a bird down
Speaker 1: there for twelve and a half. Back then, that ship
Speaker 1: was everywhere, fantastic. A bird, a bird, yeah, A kilo
Speaker 1: A kilo. Yeah, Now you're up here, Danny. We're talking
Speaker 1: thirty three and a half for a kilo. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Thirty three one hundred thirty. Yeah, you chopped that in
Speaker 1: half and started adding a couple of years further from
Speaker 1: the three rocket Marvin, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I know people that are in the business also,
Speaker 5: So give.
Speaker 1: Me, give me a twelve ton press and a couple
Speaker 1: of CDs, and I'll make you some money.
Speaker 2: Freezer.
Speaker 1: How did you get in trouble if you grew up
Speaker 1: in a footloose style of parents want very good at
Speaker 1: their job. I mean, that's for sure. I was definitely
Speaker 1: left alone, way too much, kind of just you know,
Speaker 1: daddy ROMs Danny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm nerving Texas.
Speaker 1: The crack is fantastic, Yes, crack your sins. Your sins
Speaker 1: have been forgiven already. Absolutely. No, you got to read
Speaker 1: the book, Danny. It gives you all the answers right there.
Speaker 2: I read that book and there's not a goddamn answer
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: All right, you clearly didn't read the book. Gud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to hell.
Speaker 1: Can't wait? Which book? Did you read? The old one
Speaker 1: or the new one? I read the old one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're all in trouble.
Speaker 2: I think the old one is the real one, right.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: Absolutely you may as well read Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, if you know, the best part is like,
Speaker 1: when I'm in heaven, they're going to play this back
Speaker 1: to me just to make me feel yeah, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like they're all in hell. You did so good,
Speaker 1: thank you Jesus. No, but you did do well. If
Speaker 1: we're all in hell. No, I did great. What do
Speaker 1: you mean I didn't succumb. I didn't succumb to the backwards,
Speaker 1: but you didn't help us bring out I tried. I tried.
Speaker 1: You're all quitters.
Speaker 5: That's a problem, big part of Christianity. You got a witness, amen? Yeah,
Speaker 5: so put on like uh that Jesus h Latter Day Saints.
Speaker 1: No, whoa whoa whoa whoa. Apostates, Apostles do not do that.
Speaker 1: Why do you think Mitt Romney lost the election? He's
Speaker 1: an apostate evangelical wouldn't give it around him because he
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. Mormons think, Danny, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: mad at this. Mormons think that God is a counsel
Speaker 1: of God's and that when you die, you can go
Speaker 1: to your own planet. And they also wear special underwear
Speaker 1: when they go on their ceremonies. Danny, it is you know,
Speaker 1: they're going to hell.
Speaker 2: Danny, And that sounds way less plausible than the other
Speaker 2: on te.
Speaker 1: See, I think I'd be like Jim Baker with Jessica Haun,
Speaker 1: I would too. What do you mean, Yeah, Jim Baker's
Speaker 1: going to heaven hundred percent. He might have been a crook,
Speaker 1: but the guy believes even Jim Baker. Y'all are judgmental.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, yes, but there's a final judgment day.
Speaker 1: It's not my job I'm to help.
Speaker 2: If you believe, can you do as much bad ship
Speaker 2: as you want?
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on what you want. What does that
Speaker 1: mean you want? Like if you're a flawed man. We're
Speaker 1: all flawed people, we all believe that, right, But if
Speaker 1: you're continuously being a dirt bag for fun just so
Speaker 1: you can repent later at night, No, that ain't. That
Speaker 1: ain't genuine. They ain't falling for that ship.
Speaker 2: Smarter than if Bill Cosby was like, whoa, you know,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I turned myself over to God.
Speaker 1: After raping all those womens. Yeah, go to prison to prison.
Speaker 2: Right, and then got out on a technicality? Did he
Speaker 2: you don't remember, I don't remember why you got They
Speaker 2: were like, they used uh this evidence in the civil
Speaker 2: case that in the deal was basically like if they
Speaker 2: used it for that, they wouldn't it would be inadmissible
Speaker 2: in the criminal case. And they use it anyways, then
Speaker 2: they just dug it out.
Speaker 1: D A just fucked up.
Speaker 2: They just fucked up, and he walked.
Speaker 5: Yes, Mark, there's so much to use tomorrow for the show.
Speaker 5: There's just so much we can use, right.
Speaker 2: Clip Shy say saying Bill Cosby's going to heaven.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't say that. I never said going to heaven.
Speaker 2: You just did.
Speaker 1: He probably is more banter like this Shaye and Irvings podcast.
Speaker 1: It's available wherever you get your podcast. Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: get word the evangelical that you Yeah, hallelujah. Yeah that's me.
Speaker 2: They're like crucifixes and over your house.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, that's a that's an idolatry. We don't do
Speaker 1: that ship.
Speaker 2: That's false idol.
Speaker 1: Absolutely right. Yeah. That's in the Bible several times, not
Speaker 1: just the Tech Commandments. It's in there several times oldly
Speaker 1: in new Larry, Larry, anything you need to say before
Speaker 1: we say goodbye. I know you're on the road to
Speaker 1: main I'm just.
Speaker 3: Started driving again. No, all you gotta do is repent
Speaker 3: right before you die and all that stuff to be forgiven. Say,
Speaker 3: I'll meet you in heaven.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I can't wait to see you. Sure that
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 2: Amendy's version of hell is getting there and see.
Speaker 1: All the escalator up. What the fuck are you doing here? Man?
Speaker 2: You two are gonna playing shuffleboard for all of eternity.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Larry. A pleasure, guys, Enjoy Larry It's Bad,
Speaker 1: Larry on the Road, Shay and Irving Podcast wherever you
Speaker 1: get your podcasts for a Dylan the Graphics Guy, Marvin Picture,
Speaker 1: de Ray, Shae and Irving. I'm Dan Patrick. Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. We'll talk to you next week.