WEBVTT - Ep 326: One Child Policy (Ft. Jiaoying Summers) 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:05.760 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:13.399 We reach the Climax, y'all, our Climax Tour. We are 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:15.520 going to be going all over the country and Canada 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:18.520 East coast, Midwest, West coast, South Many's going to tell 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.360 you all about how to secure your tickets because I'm 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.560 telling y'all you don't want to let this sell out. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:24.000 Y'all heard it right. 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:29.400 We are hitting sixteen cities for the official Climax Tour, 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:32.600 brought to you by Horrible Decisions. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.959 Y'all do not want to miss out. 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We either got black gusts, 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.880 white guess or Latino one cent of blue. 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:14.640 We've got an Asian. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:16.480 I don't think we've ever had an Asian guest. We 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:18.760 actually pre briefed with Danny like, how do you say it? 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:19.319 Jao Yang? 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.319 Okay, Oh my god, I am the first. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.880 I think you're the first Asian on this podcast. 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:25.000 First yellow people? 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.520 Who? She said? First Yellow? I interviewed that Asian guy 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.000 who dated the black girl? Where on Patreon? 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:30.040 That? 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.759 Okay, I'm talking about regular episodes right now? Who we racist? 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:39.920 I'm here? You are not? Yeah? Hello, Okay, no, bro, 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.360 this isn't right. Okay wait technically no, no, no, no no. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:47.600 The Asian dom the girl and she had a black boyfriend. 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:49.320 You guys met them at the sex club. She was 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:50.080 our first. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.600 Oh we did. Hold on? Is it technically? Hold on? 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.200 Let's get it into geographics. 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:57.960 You had uh oh boy, that house with Andrew Schultz, 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.400 who what's his name? 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:07.240 You know it's Asian? Oh gosh, gosh, thing. Okay, Indians 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:08.080 are not Asian. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:12.760 No, they're not it you know I'm talking about? 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:14.040 Is it my joke? 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:15.280 I'm not the Indians. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.040 Y'all. Welcome to another episode of Poor This is y'all. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.760 I'm your mad b I'm weezy, and we have jow 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:26.520 ying of the Tiger Milk podcast Tiger Milk Crazy. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.239 Thank you so happy to be here. It actually kind 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:33.120 of feels racist last you said, Yeah, I literally I 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.240 drove directly. I got just got back from Arizona one 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.280 minute ago. I drove all day today. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.040 I did my makeup in the car. It looks really good. 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.320 Mario's my host was driving. I'm I'm doing my makeup 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:45.640 and they're so dangerous. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:46.160 You poke your eyes. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.840 My eyes are so Tiny's chances I can buy a 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:50.480 lot of tickets. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.240 But I poked my eye? Honey, Can I ask you? 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.160 What the hell? So I know what a milk is? 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:55.320 What is a tiger milk? 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:59.480 I think because the Asian moms are referred as tiger moms. Yeah, 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.280 con tighter mom be the kids like I'm tiger. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:05.160 Mill I don't know if I ever knew that. So, okay, 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.519 this is about crouching tiger hitting dragon. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.799 I know I've heard. Is it based on tiger moms? No? 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:12.800 No, it's like a movie. I think it's like a 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.160 comful movie. Right, people are playing in the bamboo that's 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:15.880 so Chinese. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:22.239 Chinese making chop sticks. I think tighter moms like that 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:23.880 kind of mom that to be their kids. 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.400 If you don't, they don't get eight across the board. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.480 This is why this is good. But you're so stupid 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:29.600 for the icebreakers. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.000 I literally have Chinese versus black because I think we 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:33.680 got a lot of things right there. 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.120 So this is just Chinese moms or black moms. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.680 What do you think is worse because black moms would 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:43.320 use anything to beat you. Yeah, Chinese moms, what do 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:44.480 you used to beat your kids? 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:49.400 I would have like I would have I think chairs 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.680 and uh like why when I cook? 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:53.320 What do you call it? 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:57.240 Like a walk? Walk? Yeah? Do not be no kids. 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:59.200 I don't do it in America. There's not ego here. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:03:59.800 But in China. 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:04.160 Ah, okay, there's no there's no laws to protect children 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:04.960 in China. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:05.080 No. 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.160 If your family and your mom beat you, it's your fault. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:09.920 You know you're probably doing something. 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.440 Humid and Okay that's kind of a black But can 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:15.000 I ask you but today in twenty twenty three, because 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.800 now these gen zers, everything is about mental health, so 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.680 I feel like like it's. 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:20.560 A little bit more sensitive. 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:24.240 There's in China is mental health as as prominent as 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.120 well or no, I. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.080 Think people don't care. They just if you're weak. 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.200 You know, it's just like a Darwin you know, if 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.479 you are weak, you should be erased from human race. 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:37.120 The Darwin the Darwin system, Like yeah, if you're lazy, 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.919 you're weak and Chinese very hard work, you should be 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.080 raised from human race. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.040 It's better for the future. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.120 Think about the entrepreneurship too, Like imagine being the Chinese 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:46.760 person that is a stand up comedian. 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:48.560 You don't own a store, which is crazy because when 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:48.880 when you. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.640 Even ask you want a club, ball two club, want 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:52.680 to start a comedy. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:54.120 Club? 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:55.560 Comedy sign up? 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.839 Oh I know that's right. I thought you've got strip clubs. 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.800 I wish I yeah, I just ball to clouds because 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.960 I'm saying though, like I have to go to my club. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:07.040 Oh, he doesn't, he doesn't my shows. 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.960 So I made that joke because another Chinese guy I 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.919 know was doing comedy and when I remember when I 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:14.960 met him, I was like, how mad are your parents? 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:15.920 He was like, they don't talk to me. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:20.080 Wow, because I think they believe very similar to not 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:25.240 African Americans, but like Nigerians and places really like the 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:29.839 countries in Africa, they want their children to be doctors lawyers, like, yeah, 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.640 what is the Chinese stereotype? 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.360 Like, I want my like my kid to be this. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:37.039 I think a doctor is noble career lawyers and also 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:38.799 like own business, learn business. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.120 That's so many Chinese own businesses. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.280 I think a Chinese culture lawyer and doctor is not 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:47.840 as important as your own businesses. Yeah, because if your 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.560 own businesses, you don't have to go nine to five. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.640 You can think of vacations, you'll make money. You talk, 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.120 you have to go to the office every day. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:58.560 Okay, now I got another one Chinese black chicken wings 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.359 because I'm a Chinese chicken. 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:02.600 I like the Korean ones. 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.920 The koream you know, I don't like them, but they 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.000 are so good? Is there everything I don't like? The 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.120 Korean ones are too sticky? 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:11.200 The Koreans are my hairdresser, and the bts and their food. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.800 The Bobby kuels so good, which is crazy, like, and 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.080 the Chinese chicken wing is a full one. Yeah it's 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:19.800 and it got the hairs on it sometimes. That's yeah. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:23.160 She like the you like the chicken wings with the leve. 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.120 Chicken feed is also good for you? 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:26.120 Is it? 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:27.480 It's good for your skin and your pussy. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.840 Chicken chicken for good for your pussy. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.000 How the collagen in there is gonna be good for 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.960 you know what? They could be good for your Yeah, 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.800 it's good for everything. It's just good chicken feed's good 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:39.200 for you. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:39.480 You know what. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:40.960 I have a question I just thought about when I 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:42.919 was looking at you. What is the weirdest way someone's 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:43.640 ever said your name? 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:50.919 Uh Giao like Joanna, Johanna Johanna or Jolie Joline like 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:52.599 Julian while you still my man, I'm. 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:58.599 Like your man now the next one. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:00.680 Chinese guys versus Black guys. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.880 We've never had sex with a Chinese dude, but I'm 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.880 curious to know differences with sex. There's a big moment 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.960 where Ali Wong talked about her husband's chest and he 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.480 felt like a dolphin because there was no hair, and 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.280 I was like, oh, I never thought about that. Asian 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:14.920 guys tell us some of the big differences for. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:15.600 The pen flop. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.880 Well, it's just it's very different when they pay for everything. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:20.720 You know, you just you kind of meditated when you 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.200 have sex, even though the dick's not good. I'm kidding, 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:27.440 I I I love I can't. I. Hey, my guy 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.560 has to be hot. I don't care about your skin couder. 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:34.320 You can be a purple red hot. I'm shallow. 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.560 My pussy operates un harnessed, like it will be wet. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.840 It would be dripping. If the guy's hot, there's no 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.240 lube needed. If he's not hot, I can't do it. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.720 I'm locked. I kind of like ugly guys sometimes. 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:47.880 What makes you like an ugly I don't know, they'd 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:51.720 be funny and then I fee that makes your pussy word. Also, 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:53.560 I like them because I know nobody else wants to. 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.800 Oh so that's hard when they have the chance, they overdidiver. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.200 But but yes, but it's long as they have money. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:04.200 Even when they're ugly, they're cocky and they like they're 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:04.640 good looking. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:06.560 Yeah, like jay Z is hot. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:10.800 He's so because he's so rich and the successful and talented. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.640 But is Yeah, but if you if jay Z was 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.840 not jay Z, So you guys know, I would Beyonce 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.200 that one time. Oh my god, I hate to bring 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.600 it up again to do this, but he was, And 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.080 I'm gonna be honest with you. The hair. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.240 His hair looks really good in person because he's in 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.160 his height because he's wealthy weazy? 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.720 Was it the billions money everything, billions, the billions. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:33.800 Yeah, okay, his joys. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.600 Would have been given opa laka if it wasn't for 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:36.520 the billions he got. 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:37.760 But I also wouldn't be like that. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.760 It's okay, now give us the truth on the myth 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:44.920 Asian guys in their penis size totally bullshit or kind 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:45.320 of track. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.200 I I my ex is a piece of ship, but 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:49.400 his dick is so good? 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:53.000 Really this wait? And what what was he? Like? He 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:54.200 was he was Chinese as well. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.720 He's Chinese, but he's huge. But I'm seeing a Chinese 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:58.960 guy is Korea. I'm like, are gonna conter me? 0:08:59.080 --> 0:08:59.800 Like what is this? 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.160 But then I see like a white guy, was like, 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.280 why guys a pencil? This is the pencil? So like 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.840 I see white guys big dicks. So I haven't fucked 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:12.040 the brother yet. So but I'm happy I'm doing. You've 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.920 never been with a black you actually don't give me 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.120 that at all. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:16.800 I'm assure you've been. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:20.120 I was very happy I was divorced because I have 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.600 always been long riddenships, like I have like a four 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:26.240 or five boyfriend fiance things. And then I was like, 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.559 oh my god, I never had sex sexy black man. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:29.560 I'm married. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:33.280 Oh but then I'm divorced thinking about what a second? 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:38.120 Do you? How how early were you were you engaged? 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.079 I was very ugly, so I'm never I was a 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.880 very when I was like twenty one, so it's fucked up. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.680 Wow, how do you know I'm thirty three? 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:46.520 You look great? 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.680 Thank you much. I think my make up in the 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:49.439 car said. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:53.079 So twenty one you lost your virginity? Was that your husband? No? 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.920 I was my first boyfriend in Kentucky. I went to 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:57.960 Kentucky for college. You know the brag, but that's what 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:58.600 happened to me. 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:03.120 So you were fucking white guys athletes should have got 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:08.880 I wish I were you want. I was so stupid. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.400 I was a math tutor for the basketball team, and 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.240 I was all the girls are nice to me. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.880 They try to be my friends. 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.720 Because oh yeah, Kentucky motherfuckers. Then went to the league 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:19.800 and make it hell know. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.719 They are so hot and I was so popular is 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.280 the girls because I was the tutor, so they want 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:26.240 to get their numbers through me. 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:28.920 I didn't know why I got Oh my god, they 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.200 like me. 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.080 I'm so popular. They're like, we just need you to 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:35.920 get the numbers. I hang out there, I have number 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:39.200 now fuck off. So wait, you were the math tutor. 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:40.679 You live in Kentucky. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.160 I know there's not There can't be a lot of 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:44.559 Chinese people in Kentucky. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.200 Yeah, I think it's it's me and and Bobby. It 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:51.600 was Bobby. I'm kidding, No he's not. But I always say, 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:54.640 like a Chinese woman and Asian men Ai men are 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:58.440 beautiful because if I don't have my ashes, I'm Bobby, like, 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.280 you can't tell the difference. That's what Asian men's are. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.600 They are so cute, They're so handsome. I feel so 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.280 bad they are not popular in America. It's just so sad. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.200 I'll be honest. I have an Asian man type though. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:15.960 You uh, the digga from Junetown, from Shower, I love that, 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:19.160 like brough look then I love the like Japanese long. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:22.679 Hair, very so sexy. And I'm starting to get more 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.360 into Korean guys yo. Actually you guys knows how to 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.560 They are as fashionable as gay men. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:32.400 But that as they she has all gay friends, so 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.440 you just like a gay man. And Koreans are black 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:38.240 gay men just Korean. They are very fashionable. They're very 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.480 you know what, I have a lot of Like all 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:44.000 my Asian friends are the like high beastie sty lists, 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:45.520 like fucking know how to dress type ship. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.640 So there, it's like, you know, when you're uger, you 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:49.440 have to look look hard because we are not popular 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.720 in America. We have to work extra hard to look prettier. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.199 And then when not, we'll find out the way that 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:56.160 Shias are the fox eyes. Now that was more business. 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:57.520 Look at this, How crazy is that? 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:58.800 Sizer are a thing. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.120 When you think about that she is, people were like, 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.720 is the fox's actually the white? 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:07.360 The white colonizers are not trying to have the fox 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:12.040 eyes to be and it's exotics in Bling Empire or 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.280 it was either Bling Empire or the other show. There 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.120 was another Asian show that was popular. What was it 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:16.760 on Netflix? 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.120 I think Bling Empire? Right, I have few friends on there. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.600 I don't know which one you're talking about, Like. 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.120 No, no, there was two. Really it was was it Rich Asian? 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.280 What is it called sich Asians a movie? No? No, 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.839 it was Bling Empire and one more about like rich 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.599 Asians in l A. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.960 What was it rich Kid in Body Hills? 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.560 I can't remember Anyway, one of the guys talked about 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.839 eyelid surgery, which I don't know if you've ever heard 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:39.880 about this, but when I was watching that, I was 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.400 thinking to myself, damn because a lot of Asian people 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.080 on the show were talking about how they got it young. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.000 Just to think about that and now where we are 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:49.520 today with Fox Eye, did you ever want to change 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.000 your did you ever talk about eyelid surgery? 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:51.839 Yeah? 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:56.240 I think like the big eyes are attractive in Asian culture. 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:58.400 They want eyes to be bigger and more alert, and 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:02.000 everybody just like wish they have bigger eyes, build the standard. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:05.200 But now people are like they want to Asian eyes. 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:05.920 I love that. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:09.240 It's just it's very crazy. And people were making found 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.439 black people with their big lips. Not everybody want injections. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:12.040 They want to how black. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:17.600 It's like, we're all it's the dark lips. I know 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:21.640 it's not. It's just black. Yeah, you want to look 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.600 like you are you know you are not you? 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.880 But what do you think is a stereotype maybe with 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:31.680 sexuality and Asian women that you've even seen maybe happen. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:33.119 Maybe guys think you'll be submissive. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.760 Yeah, they think I would be submissive as fucked up. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:42.640 That's the main thing that I like I because I'm 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:43.520 such a powerhouse. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.079 I mean like, I'm just like, I'm such a boss 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.560 bitch and I want to be a little submissive when 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.640 I'm having sex. I think it'll be fun. But then 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:54.040 I got drunk, I'm like, get on your knees. Ship really, 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.800 I become so like, I just become me. I can't 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:58.280 like I think, oh, it would be so fun if 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.960 I just have no power having sex. Then I just 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.080 while I got drunk, I just switch back to the crazy. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:05.520 Do you lead with that? 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:10.360 Do you have to lead as as someone that says, hey, 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:14.199 I like to be more dominant. Hey, I'm not maybe 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.439 what you think I may be because of x y Z. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.840 I feel like when the guy I'm having sex with 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.880 the guy and he was like, oh my gosh, she's 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.800 an Asian woman, She's gonna lessen. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.680 Then I just like, can I slap him? He's like, oh, 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:27.200 should that hurt? 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:31.920 I'm not to hear the tempo, Like what no. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.280 Yeah, I just I surprise them. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.600 But I don't like to talk about sex because I 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:39.680 had a zero sex education growing up. I just my mom, 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:41.800 you know, when I was when I had my period. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:43.960 She's like, okay, that's a big day. We have to 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.360 have a talk. So she's she took me to the mirror. 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:48.240 Do you like what you see? As a no, she 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:53.360 said good, and then she goes, don't touch yourself. I'm like, 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.480 why she told you not to touch yourself? Yes, so 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.960 why mom? She goes, if you touch yourself, you get uglier. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.640 Sid but you told me that's not pass She's like, 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:04.120 ever since possible. So I still have phobia, Like I'm 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.320 afraid of touching myself. I don't touch myself. I can't 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:10.080 use sex toys because I just feel traumatized. 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:13.240 I just don't get turned out, but I enjoy sex. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:14.880 Do you think that she said that because she didn't 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.160 want you to like start getting horny start? 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:17.840 Yeah? I think so. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.400 It's just like a stupid way because you don't educate that, 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:22.360 you don't have any sex education. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.080 You just don't yourself, don't have sex, You're gonna die. 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:26.320 It's just it's so stupid. 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:28.680 Is that common? Yeah, there's no sex talk. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:32.040 They don't say anything, and then you know, and then 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:34.240 and then you can't talk to boys in high school, 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.520 and then you know, like when I'm like a twenty 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.240 five and she's like, we have a boyfriend. 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.560 I'm like no, she goes have a boyfriend. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.800 I'm like how I'm in my big fucking glasses and 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:47.680 it's like this, like how do I have boyfriend? 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.160 So you never learn did you grow up in China? Yeah? 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:50.920 I grew up in China? 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.040 And like you can't you can't talk to the boy, 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.200 like and I'm like, you are a horror want to 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:55.800 talk to the boy. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.120 What is it like in China? Is it like more 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.480 like arranged marriages? Like you're meeting through fan family? Is like, 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.000 what's dating in China? No, it's the dating is less 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:04.120 arranged marriage. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:07.000 It's just that you want to the family wants you 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.480 to marry into a family that matches your family, Like 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:13.680 you can't like everybody. Yes, soort of studies is so important, 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:16.960 like people are comparing what other people have, and it's 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.560 just it's just so corrupted by capitalism. 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.440 You know, was your family rich in China? 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.840 My mom's family, they are very wealthy, but they never 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:26.880 helped her, so she was just self made. They were 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.440 in construction and they build a big only biggest stadiums. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.040 They did a lot of stuff, but my mom she 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.720 didn't have any help because she was a woman, so 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.320 she had to do everything on her own. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.760 So she ended up owning restaurants. So I grew up 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.880 in restaurants. I'm not we were not rich, but I had 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.720 my whole life. We had made and I just did 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:44.600 never rich. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:50.440 I just I think. So, yeah, own kid, My job 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.680 is to study. I just have to memorize everything. If 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:54.680 I don't, you know, my mom does love me. I 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.440 just said, you study, study, study because you look at 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:59.080 yourself like that's the only way you want to get 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.640 friends do their homework so they can talk to you. 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.520 Do you think that you're so dominant? That funny? Do 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.680