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Speaker 1: Welcome back, y'all. Ain't no accent? Sorry, go ahead, sorry.
Speaker 1: Every time we are white people lying, we we get
Speaker 1: out this, but I guess we can't. She don't know
Speaker 1: what to do right now? Is that? Is that? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: Because you know what it is. We either got black gusts,
Speaker 3: white guess or Latino one cent of blue.
Speaker 1: We've got an Asian.
Speaker 3: I don't think we've ever had an Asian guest. We
Speaker 3: actually pre briefed with Danny like, how do you say it?
Speaker 1: Jao Yang?
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh my god, I am the first.
Speaker 1: I think you're the first Asian on this podcast.
Speaker 4: First yellow people?
Speaker 1: Who? She said? First Yellow? I interviewed that Asian guy
Speaker 1: who dated the black girl? Where on Patreon?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm talking about regular episodes right now? Who we racist?
Speaker 1: I'm here? You are not? Yeah? Hello, Okay, no, bro,
Speaker 1: this isn't right. Okay wait technically no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: The Asian dom the girl and she had a black boyfriend.
Speaker 3: You guys met them at the sex club. She was
Speaker 3: our first.
Speaker 1: Oh we did. Hold on? Is it technically? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Let's get it into geographics.
Speaker 3: You had uh oh boy, that house with Andrew Schultz,
Speaker 3: who what's his name?
Speaker 1: You know it's Asian? Oh gosh, gosh, thing. Okay, Indians
Speaker 1: are not Asian.
Speaker 6: No, they're not it you know I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Is it my joke?
Speaker 4: I'm not the Indians.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Welcome to another episode of Poor This is y'all.
Speaker 3: I'm your mad b I'm weezy, and we have jow
Speaker 3: ying of the Tiger Milk podcast Tiger Milk Crazy.
Speaker 5: Thank you so happy to be here. It actually kind
Speaker 5: of feels racist last you said, Yeah, I literally I
Speaker 5: drove directly. I got just got back from Arizona one
Speaker 5: minute ago. I drove all day today.
Speaker 1: I did my makeup in the car. It looks really good.
Speaker 6: Mario's my host was driving. I'm I'm doing my makeup
Speaker 6: and they're so dangerous.
Speaker 1: You poke your eyes.
Speaker 6: My eyes are so Tiny's chances I can buy a
Speaker 6: lot of tickets.
Speaker 1: But I poked my eye? Honey, Can I ask you?
Speaker 1: What the hell? So I know what a milk is?
Speaker 1: What is a tiger milk?
Speaker 6: I think because the Asian moms are referred as tiger moms. Yeah,
Speaker 6: con tighter mom be the kids like I'm tiger.
Speaker 3: Mill I don't know if I ever knew that. So, okay,
Speaker 3: this is about crouching tiger hitting dragon.
Speaker 1: I know I've heard. Is it based on tiger moms? No?
Speaker 6: No, it's like a movie. I think it's like a
Speaker 6: comful movie. Right, people are playing in the bamboo that's
Speaker 6: so Chinese.
Speaker 1: Chinese making chop sticks. I think tighter moms like that
Speaker 1: kind of mom that to be their kids.
Speaker 4: If you don't, they don't get eight across the board.
Speaker 1: This is why this is good. But you're so stupid
Speaker 1: for the icebreakers.
Speaker 3: I literally have Chinese versus black because I think we
Speaker 3: got a lot of things right there.
Speaker 1: So this is just Chinese moms or black moms.
Speaker 3: What do you think is worse because black moms would
Speaker 3: use anything to beat you. Yeah, Chinese moms, what do
Speaker 3: you used to beat your kids?
Speaker 6: I would have like I would have I think chairs
Speaker 6: and uh like why when I cook?
Speaker 4: What do you call it?
Speaker 1: Like a walk? Walk? Yeah? Do not be no kids.
Speaker 1: I don't do it in America. There's not ego here.
Speaker 1: But in China.
Speaker 3: Ah, okay, there's no there's no laws to protect children
Speaker 3: in China.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: If your family and your mom beat you, it's your fault.
Speaker 1: You know you're probably doing something.
Speaker 3: Humid and Okay that's kind of a black But can
Speaker 3: I ask you but today in twenty twenty three, because
Speaker 3: now these gen zers, everything is about mental health, so
Speaker 3: I feel like like it's.
Speaker 1: A little bit more sensitive.
Speaker 3: There's in China is mental health as as prominent as
Speaker 3: well or no, I.
Speaker 1: Think people don't care. They just if you're weak.
Speaker 6: You know, it's just like a Darwin you know, if
Speaker 6: you are weak, you should be erased from human race.
Speaker 7: The Darwin the Darwin system, Like yeah, if you're lazy,
Speaker 7: you're weak and Chinese very hard work, you should be
Speaker 7: raised from human race.
Speaker 4: It's better for the future.
Speaker 3: Think about the entrepreneurship too, Like imagine being the Chinese
Speaker 3: person that is a stand up comedian.
Speaker 1: You don't own a store, which is crazy because when
Speaker 1: when you.
Speaker 6: Even ask you want a club, ball two club, want
Speaker 6: to start a comedy.
Speaker 1: Club?
Speaker 4: Comedy sign up?
Speaker 1: Oh I know that's right. I thought you've got strip clubs.
Speaker 6: I wish I yeah, I just ball to clouds because
Speaker 6: I'm saying though, like I have to go to my club.
Speaker 1: Oh, he doesn't, he doesn't my shows.
Speaker 3: So I made that joke because another Chinese guy I
Speaker 3: know was doing comedy and when I remember when I
Speaker 3: met him, I was like, how mad are your parents?
Speaker 1: He was like, they don't talk to me.
Speaker 3: Wow, because I think they believe very similar to not
Speaker 3: African Americans, but like Nigerians and places really like the
Speaker 3: countries in Africa, they want their children to be doctors lawyers, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what is the Chinese stereotype?
Speaker 1: Like, I want my like my kid to be this.
Speaker 6: I think a doctor is noble career lawyers and also
Speaker 6: like own business, learn business.
Speaker 1: That's so many Chinese own businesses.
Speaker 6: I think a Chinese culture lawyer and doctor is not
Speaker 6: as important as your own businesses. Yeah, because if your
Speaker 6: own businesses, you don't have to go nine to five.
Speaker 6: You can think of vacations, you'll make money. You talk,
Speaker 6: you have to go to the office every day.
Speaker 3: Okay, now I got another one Chinese black chicken wings
Speaker 3: because I'm a Chinese chicken.
Speaker 1: I like the Korean ones.
Speaker 6: The koream you know, I don't like them, but they
Speaker 6: are so good? Is there everything I don't like? The
Speaker 6: Korean ones are too sticky?
Speaker 1: The Koreans are my hairdresser, and the bts and their food.
Speaker 1: The Bobby kuels so good, which is crazy, like, and
Speaker 1: the Chinese chicken wing is a full one. Yeah it's
Speaker 1: and it got the hairs on it sometimes. That's yeah.
Speaker 1: She like the you like the chicken wings with the leve.
Speaker 4: Chicken feed is also good for you?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: It's good for your skin and your pussy.
Speaker 1: Chicken chicken for good for your pussy.
Speaker 6: How the collagen in there is gonna be good for
Speaker 6: you know what? They could be good for your Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's good for everything. It's just good chicken feed's good
Speaker 6: for you.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: I have a question I just thought about when I
Speaker 3: was looking at you. What is the weirdest way someone's
Speaker 3: ever said your name?
Speaker 6: Uh Giao like Joanna, Johanna Johanna or Jolie Joline like
Speaker 6: Julian while you still my man, I'm.
Speaker 3: Like your man now the next one.
Speaker 1: Chinese guys versus Black guys.
Speaker 3: We've never had sex with a Chinese dude, but I'm
Speaker 3: curious to know differences with sex. There's a big moment
Speaker 3: where Ali Wong talked about her husband's chest and he
Speaker 3: felt like a dolphin because there was no hair, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I never thought about that. Asian
Speaker 3: guys tell us some of the big differences for.
Speaker 1: The pen flop.
Speaker 6: Well, it's just it's very different when they pay for everything.
Speaker 6: You know, you just you kind of meditated when you
Speaker 6: have sex, even though the dick's not good. I'm kidding,
Speaker 6: I I I love I can't. I. Hey, my guy
Speaker 6: has to be hot. I don't care about your skin couder.
Speaker 1: You can be a purple red hot. I'm shallow.
Speaker 6: My pussy operates un harnessed, like it will be wet.
Speaker 6: It would be dripping. If the guy's hot, there's no
Speaker 6: lube needed. If he's not hot, I can't do it.
Speaker 6: I'm locked. I kind of like ugly guys sometimes.
Speaker 3: What makes you like an ugly I don't know, they'd
Speaker 3: be funny and then I fee that makes your pussy word. Also,
Speaker 3: I like them because I know nobody else wants to.
Speaker 1: Oh so that's hard when they have the chance, they overdidiver.
Speaker 3: But but yes, but it's long as they have money.
Speaker 3: Even when they're ugly, they're cocky and they like they're
Speaker 3: good looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like jay Z is hot.
Speaker 6: He's so because he's so rich and the successful and talented.
Speaker 1: But is Yeah, but if you if jay Z was
Speaker 1: not jay Z, So you guys know, I would Beyonce
Speaker 1: that one time. Oh my god, I hate to bring
Speaker 1: it up again to do this, but he was, And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. The hair.
Speaker 3: His hair looks really good in person because he's in
Speaker 3: his height because he's wealthy weazy?
Speaker 6: Was it the billions money everything, billions, the billions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, his joys.
Speaker 3: Would have been given opa laka if it wasn't for
Speaker 3: the billions he got.
Speaker 1: But I also wouldn't be like that.
Speaker 3: It's okay, now give us the truth on the myth
Speaker 3: Asian guys in their penis size totally bullshit or kind
Speaker 3: of track.
Speaker 6: I I my ex is a piece of ship, but
Speaker 6: his dick is so good?
Speaker 1: Really this wait? And what what was he? Like? He
Speaker 1: was he was Chinese as well.
Speaker 6: He's Chinese, but he's huge. But I'm seeing a Chinese
Speaker 6: guy is Korea. I'm like, are gonna conter me?
Speaker 1: Like what is this?
Speaker 6: But then I see like a white guy, was like,
Speaker 6: why guys a pencil? This is the pencil? So like
Speaker 6: I see white guys big dicks. So I haven't fucked
Speaker 6: the brother yet. So but I'm happy I'm doing. You've
Speaker 6: never been with a black you actually don't give me
Speaker 6: that at all.
Speaker 1: I'm assure you've been.
Speaker 6: I was very happy I was divorced because I have
Speaker 6: always been long riddenships, like I have like a four
Speaker 6: or five boyfriend fiance things. And then I was like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, I never had sex sexy black man.
Speaker 1: I'm married.
Speaker 4: Oh but then I'm divorced thinking about what a second?
Speaker 1: Do you? How how early were you were you engaged?
Speaker 6: I was very ugly, so I'm never I was a
Speaker 6: very when I was like twenty one, so it's fucked up.
Speaker 4: Wow, how do you know I'm thirty three?
Speaker 1: You look great?
Speaker 4: Thank you much. I think my make up in the
Speaker 4: car said.
Speaker 1: So twenty one you lost your virginity? Was that your husband? No?
Speaker 6: I was my first boyfriend in Kentucky. I went to
Speaker 6: Kentucky for college. You know the brag, but that's what
Speaker 6: happened to me.
Speaker 1: So you were fucking white guys athletes should have got
Speaker 1: I wish I were you want. I was so stupid.
Speaker 6: I was a math tutor for the basketball team, and
Speaker 6: I was all the girls are nice to me.
Speaker 1: They try to be my friends.
Speaker 3: Because oh yeah, Kentucky motherfuckers. Then went to the league
Speaker 3: and make it hell know.
Speaker 1: They are so hot and I was so popular is
Speaker 1: the girls because I was the tutor, so they want
Speaker 1: to get their numbers through me.
Speaker 4: I didn't know why I got Oh my god, they
Speaker 4: like me.
Speaker 6: I'm so popular. They're like, we just need you to
Speaker 6: get the numbers. I hang out there, I have number
Speaker 6: now fuck off. So wait, you were the math tutor.
Speaker 6: You live in Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I know there's not There can't be a lot of
Speaker 1: Chinese people in Kentucky.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's it's me and and Bobby. It
Speaker 6: was Bobby. I'm kidding, No he's not. But I always say,
Speaker 6: like a Chinese woman and Asian men Ai men are
Speaker 6: beautiful because if I don't have my ashes, I'm Bobby, like,
Speaker 6: you can't tell the difference. That's what Asian men's are.
Speaker 6: They are so cute, They're so handsome. I feel so
Speaker 6: bad they are not popular in America. It's just so sad.
Speaker 6: I'll be honest. I have an Asian man type though.
Speaker 3: You uh, the digga from Junetown, from Shower, I love that,
Speaker 3: like brough look then I love the like Japanese long.
Speaker 1: Hair, very so sexy. And I'm starting to get more
Speaker 1: into Korean guys yo. Actually you guys knows how to
Speaker 1: They are as fashionable as gay men.
Speaker 3: But that as they she has all gay friends, so
Speaker 3: you just like a gay man. And Koreans are black
Speaker 3: gay men just Korean. They are very fashionable. They're very
Speaker 3: you know what, I have a lot of Like all
Speaker 3: my Asian friends are the like high beastie sty lists,
Speaker 3: like fucking know how to dress type ship.
Speaker 6: So there, it's like, you know, when you're uger, you
Speaker 6: have to look look hard because we are not popular
Speaker 6: in America. We have to work extra hard to look prettier.
Speaker 6: And then when not, we'll find out the way that
Speaker 6: Shias are the fox eyes. Now that was more business.
Speaker 6: Look at this, How crazy is that?
Speaker 1: Sizer are a thing.
Speaker 6: When you think about that she is, people were like,
Speaker 6: is the fox's actually the white?
Speaker 3: The white colonizers are not trying to have the fox
Speaker 3: eyes to be and it's exotics in Bling Empire or
Speaker 3: it was either Bling Empire or the other show. There
Speaker 3: was another Asian show that was popular. What was it
Speaker 3: on Netflix?
Speaker 6: I think Bling Empire? Right, I have few friends on there.
Speaker 6: I don't know which one you're talking about, Like.
Speaker 1: No, no, there was two. Really it was was it Rich Asian?
Speaker 1: What is it called sich Asians a movie? No? No,
Speaker 1: it was Bling Empire and one more about like rich
Speaker 1: Asians in l A.
Speaker 4: What was it rich Kid in Body Hills?
Speaker 3: I can't remember Anyway, one of the guys talked about
Speaker 3: eyelid surgery, which I don't know if you've ever heard
Speaker 3: about this, but when I was watching that, I was
Speaker 3: thinking to myself, damn because a lot of Asian people
Speaker 3: on the show were talking about how they got it young.
Speaker 3: Just to think about that and now where we are
Speaker 3: today with Fox Eye, did you ever want to change
Speaker 3: your did you ever talk about eyelid surgery?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think like the big eyes are attractive in Asian culture.
Speaker 6: They want eyes to be bigger and more alert, and
Speaker 6: everybody just like wish they have bigger eyes, build the standard.
Speaker 4: But now people are like they want to Asian eyes.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 6: It's just it's very crazy. And people were making found
Speaker 6: black people with their big lips. Not everybody want injections.
Speaker 6: They want to how black.
Speaker 1: It's like, we're all it's the dark lips. I know
Speaker 1: it's not. It's just black. Yeah, you want to look
Speaker 1: like you are you know you are not you?
Speaker 3: But what do you think is a stereotype maybe with
Speaker 3: sexuality and Asian women that you've even seen maybe happen.
Speaker 1: Maybe guys think you'll be submissive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they think I would be submissive as fucked up.
Speaker 1: That's the main thing that I like I because I'm
Speaker 1: such a powerhouse.
Speaker 6: I mean like, I'm just like, I'm such a boss
Speaker 6: bitch and I want to be a little submissive when
Speaker 6: I'm having sex. I think it'll be fun. But then
Speaker 6: I got drunk, I'm like, get on your knees. Ship really,
Speaker 6: I become so like, I just become me. I can't
Speaker 6: like I think, oh, it would be so fun if
Speaker 6: I just have no power having sex. Then I just
Speaker 6: while I got drunk, I just switch back to the crazy.
Speaker 1: Do you lead with that?
Speaker 3: Do you have to lead as as someone that says, hey,
Speaker 3: I like to be more dominant. Hey, I'm not maybe
Speaker 3: what you think I may be because of x y Z.
Speaker 6: I feel like when the guy I'm having sex with
Speaker 6: the guy and he was like, oh my gosh, she's
Speaker 6: an Asian woman, She's gonna lessen.
Speaker 4: Then I just like, can I slap him? He's like, oh,
Speaker 4: should that hurt?
Speaker 6: I'm not to hear the tempo, Like what no.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I surprise them.
Speaker 6: But I don't like to talk about sex because I
Speaker 6: had a zero sex education growing up. I just my mom,
Speaker 6: you know, when I was when I had my period.
Speaker 6: She's like, okay, that's a big day. We have to
Speaker 6: have a talk. So she's she took me to the mirror.
Speaker 6: Do you like what you see? As a no, she
Speaker 6: said good, and then she goes, don't touch yourself. I'm like,
Speaker 6: why she told you not to touch yourself? Yes, so
Speaker 6: why mom? She goes, if you touch yourself, you get uglier.
Speaker 6: Sid but you told me that's not pass She's like,
Speaker 6: ever since possible. So I still have phobia, Like I'm
Speaker 6: afraid of touching myself. I don't touch myself. I can't
Speaker 6: use sex toys because I just feel traumatized.
Speaker 4: I just don't get turned out, but I enjoy sex.
Speaker 3: Do you think that she said that because she didn't
Speaker 3: want you to like start getting horny start?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 6: It's just like a stupid way because you don't educate that,
Speaker 6: you don't have any sex education.
Speaker 4: You just don't yourself, don't have sex, You're gonna die.
Speaker 4: It's just it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Is that common? Yeah, there's no sex talk.
Speaker 6: They don't say anything, and then you know, and then
Speaker 6: and then you can't talk to boys in high school,
Speaker 6: and then you know, like when I'm like a twenty
Speaker 6: five and she's like, we have a boyfriend.
Speaker 4: I'm like no, she goes have a boyfriend.
Speaker 6: I'm like how I'm in my big fucking glasses and
Speaker 6: it's like this, like how do I have boyfriend?
Speaker 1: So you never learn did you grow up in China? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I grew up in China?
Speaker 6: And like you can't you can't talk to the boy,
Speaker 6: like and I'm like, you are a horror want to
Speaker 6: talk to the boy.
Speaker 3: What is it like in China? Is it like more
Speaker 3: like arranged marriages? Like you're meeting through fan family? Is like,
Speaker 3: what's dating in China? No, it's the dating is less
Speaker 3: arranged marriage.
Speaker 6: It's just that you want to the family wants you
Speaker 6: to marry into a family that matches your family, Like
Speaker 6: you can't like everybody. Yes, soort of studies is so important,
Speaker 6: like people are comparing what other people have, and it's
Speaker 6: just it's just so corrupted by capitalism.
Speaker 1: You know, was your family rich in China?
Speaker 6: My mom's family, they are very wealthy, but they never
Speaker 6: helped her, so she was just self made. They were
Speaker 6: in construction and they build a big only biggest stadiums.
Speaker 6: They did a lot of stuff, but my mom she
Speaker 6: didn't have any help because she was a woman, so
Speaker 6: she had to do everything on her own.
Speaker 1: So she ended up owning restaurants. So I grew up
Speaker 1: in restaurants. I'm not we were not rich, but I had
Speaker 1: my whole life. We had made and I just did
Speaker 1: never rich.
Speaker 6: I just I think. So, yeah, own kid, My job
Speaker 6: is to study. I just have to memorize everything. If
Speaker 6: I don't, you know, my mom does love me. I
Speaker 6: just said, you study, study, study because you look at
Speaker 6: yourself like that's the only way you want to get
Speaker 6: friends do their homework so they can talk to you.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you're so dominant? That funny? Do
Speaker 1: you think you're so dominant and so like boss bitch?
Speaker 3: Becausin China, women are I mean, I only know about
Speaker 3: like the one kid rule and how they like, you
Speaker 3: know a lot of Chinese girls are like giving up
Speaker 3: for adoption and like tell us a little bit about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was born during the one child policy and
Speaker 6: my mom is such a boss bitch. So because like
Speaker 6: you can only have one you also explain the one
Speaker 6: child one child policy is just like you know, it's
Speaker 6: also known as a penis only so basically is that
Speaker 6: in traditional culture like if because they want control the population,
Speaker 6: so they want every family to have one child, but
Speaker 6: all the family they really want that child to be
Speaker 6: a son. But when the baby was born as a girl,
Speaker 6: she is often given away or discarded m hm. And
Speaker 6: also they say the baby.
Speaker 3: Like like a home like it's like if like the
Speaker 3: train rack and Dumbsno doesn't wait for real for real?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but sometimes if somebody want the girl, if
Speaker 6: people can't have babies, they would take a girl even
Speaker 6: though it's a girl.
Speaker 3: So normally in China, because we see so many Chinese
Speaker 3: girls that have been adopted, especially I've seen a lot
Speaker 3: of gay couples with Chinese kids or even like Knock
Speaker 3: at the Cabin that was a big pop culture moment
Speaker 3: where two gay men had a Chinese girl. What about
Speaker 3: Chinese adoption? Are Chinese people adopting Chinese girls?
Speaker 6: There are when people can't have kids, they would adopt
Speaker 6: other kids. But they if you can only have one child,
Speaker 6: you know the first one is a girl you need
Speaker 6: to give away you never had.
Speaker 4: It, you have another one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, But my mother she was just like the plan
Speaker 6: was if I was a girl, my father's gonna take
Speaker 6: me out to dumpster and get with me.
Speaker 4: But she could do it. She's like, I'm keeping her.
Speaker 6: But you know this as an adult, tell me every Tuesday,
Speaker 6: I know it. Why was that kid? Yo?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Wait? Is they know dead? As you know?
Speaker 3: The dad like said that if you were a girl,
Speaker 3: you would have to be dumped in a gun?
Speaker 1: Does they tell me?
Speaker 6: It's tell me that, you know, like you have you
Speaker 6: can't have Like whenever I have I have an r S.
Speaker 6: My mom is like, I did not bring you back
Speaker 6: in the dumpster, but oh my.
Speaker 3: God, whoa Actually no, it's giving, bitch. I brought you
Speaker 3: into this world. I'll take you out. That's what it's given. Yo.
Speaker 1: Wow, I feel very weasy right now, y'all. That was good.
Speaker 1: You got you got that. I'm carried in all right. Ship.
Speaker 3: I want to know the one child policy. I've only
Speaker 3: heard about this from like TV books.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's it?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: What happens to you if you have another one? If
Speaker 1: you keep the first one? It's serious.
Speaker 6: You're you'll be fired from your job even yeah yeah,
Speaker 6: and they'll take your house and find you a lot
Speaker 6: of money. It's just also make it very hard, like
Speaker 6: your relative is going to get affected, like your brother
Speaker 6: is gonna get fired. It's just like it's the punishment
Speaker 6: is so severe that you can't afford.
Speaker 3: So then after you have one child, is there like
Speaker 3: to the tire tube, we talk about tying too, we
Speaker 3: talk about birth control.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they put a woman forceful.
Speaker 6: And also if you have a baby that's a second
Speaker 6: baby and you are pregnant, that they can inject something
Speaker 6: into the baby and it will be a steel birth.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Legal, it's legal, it's legal, but it has to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But the thing is like if you don't pay a
Speaker 6: fine and you want to have a second child, how
Speaker 6: much is the fine? I think it's like like a
Speaker 6: like a lot of money, like a thirty grand Like it's.
Speaker 4: A lot of money you can't afford. It's money you
Speaker 4: can't afford. You got fired.
Speaker 6: But the problem is like like your brother and sister
Speaker 6: also got fired from.
Speaker 1: Their jon, so your you can't give the kids to
Speaker 1: your brother, like you can, Okay.
Speaker 6: You can if you you know, but it's it's don't
Speaker 6: have a Yeah, it's just it's this punishment is so severe.
Speaker 6: So people just the kind of just like sometimes people
Speaker 6: have a girl, they keep it a girl. They don't
Speaker 6: have a son, and they feel reasonful, like why are
Speaker 6: you a girl? So the girl just like, oh, they
Speaker 6: have so much pressure, like I you know, my my
Speaker 6: parents wish I was a boy, like Beyonce and her
Speaker 6: song if I were.
Speaker 1: A boy, Yo, this is a weird question, but it's.
Speaker 6: Really fuck She's like, I think the story if I said,
Speaker 6: my father told me he was taking me out, but
Speaker 6: he dropped me because he was drunk. He's always drunk.
Speaker 6: So I started screaming and crying. My mom took a
Speaker 6: deep breath. She's like, she's ugly, but she's a fighter.
Speaker 6: Let's bring her back. And then she gave up her
Speaker 6: job and they took her job, took the house. She's like,
Speaker 6: I'll be fine, I'll be fine. And she had a
Speaker 6: second girl daughter. My sister is a girl. There's somebody
Speaker 6: waiting outside the window to take her, because if it's
Speaker 6: a girl, there's a arrangement. My mom is a little
Speaker 6: softy bitch. She's like, I'm keeping her. So she had
Speaker 6: no house. She just like then she was she give
Speaker 6: births off my brothers think in the cornfield.
Speaker 1: And then it's a son. So she's keeping this.
Speaker 6: And she gave up her job and she she was
Speaker 6: just start in her business and then she becomes successful
Speaker 6: at what she does.
Speaker 3: Do they not have the thing where they could see
Speaker 3: the sex of the baby before?
Speaker 6: It's not legal, that's legal, but the ulund yeah, because
Speaker 6: if it's a girl, you will just aboard a baby immediately.
Speaker 3: So you're having a blind birth ultra sounds and ship
Speaker 3: it wasn't a lot because wait, that's not the case anymore, right, No, no, no,
Speaker 3: you can have but you caring the one baby rule,
Speaker 3: that's what now?
Speaker 6: No, yeah, it is good and all the girls, all
Speaker 6: the ugly bitches because the balance is off, like there's
Speaker 6: twenty men one woman, ugly bitch. You'd be like, I
Speaker 6: want one house, two cars by the house my grandma
Speaker 6: because I have of me and.
Speaker 1: A hunter of you guys, you dumb holle. So they
Speaker 1: are sassy as fuck.
Speaker 6: Wow for poor men to get a wife, we kind
Speaker 6: of need we maybe we should still not better here.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's that's interesting. Wow. Now this was what I
Speaker 1: was gonna ask you that I said it might be
Speaker 1: a weird question.
Speaker 3: When you were growing up you having siblings, was it
Speaker 3: like looked at front like what was school like?
Speaker 1: Did were you ashamed to say you had siblings, like
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Like because I'm always being shameless.
Speaker 6: I just felt like my mom she had so much
Speaker 6: pressure to make more money to take care of us,
Speaker 6: and my father's drunk, so we're always left with my grandparents,
Speaker 6: and I just I just go. I just study hard
Speaker 6: and try to study hard, and people bully us, like
Speaker 6: you know, like you have so many kids, and my
Speaker 6: sister always get bullied because she's weak. And then there's
Speaker 6: a guy who was like pushing her forehead on the
Speaker 6: concrete floor, just like you're you're stupid. You know you
Speaker 6: should you know they don't want you. You know they
Speaker 6: don't want you. And then he beat her up and
Speaker 6: then I just I bit her his finger off.
Speaker 1: You bit his finger off?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, I was sick, it's off.
Speaker 1: You said it's off this crouching time.
Speaker 6: But the reattached it and his parents is like you,
Speaker 6: my sign is not disabled because your daughters a finger.
Speaker 6: So if he cannot find a wife, she hasn't marry him.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna that is crazy.
Speaker 3: And our vanilla ship for this episode, my goodness, let's.
Speaker 4: I'll but his bick off.
Speaker 1: I'm week and the director, let's give you a sister,
Speaker 1: I believe you come down. I'm weak.
Speaker 3: Our vanilla ship for this week, for those of you
Speaker 3: listening for the first time, is our sex and the news,
Speaker 3: and we are getting this from Hollywood Unlocked, y'all. Gen Z,
Speaker 3: the generation born between the late nineteen nineties and early
Speaker 3: two thousands, has been found to have some interesting preferences
Speaker 3: when it comes to their daily routine. According to recent studies,
Speaker 3: many individuals from this particular generation prefer to take long showers,
Speaker 3: some lasting up to three hours, which I'm at it's
Speaker 3: better than the whites. This tren that has been dubbed
Speaker 3: the everything shower, where people use this time to reflect,
Speaker 3: listen to music, and take on their very long skinned thiery.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what's the longest shower I've ever taken.
Speaker 1: May never be. They don't pay bills yet, that's what's happening.
Speaker 3: But no, keep going because it's almost like it's a
Speaker 3: sexual thing. So what's more surprising is that some gen
Speaker 3: Zers have reported that they prefer these extended showers over sex.
Speaker 3: This preference for showers over physical intimacy has left many
Speaker 3: people over on the ticker talker scratching their heads. However,
Speaker 3: it's important to remember that this is just one group
Speaker 3: of individuals from a vast averse generation. It should also
Speaker 3: be noted that there could be many reasons for their
Speaker 3: desire in having lengthy showers, over intimacy and everything. Shower
Speaker 3: with hot water and Taylor Swift is better than sex. Sorry,
Speaker 3: so the twenty two year old I don't even want
Speaker 3: to read.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Someone else said.
Speaker 3: I washed my hair, shave my legs, shave my armpits,
Speaker 3: deep condition, exfoliate, do my skin care.
Speaker 1: I do everything in the shower. How does it get
Speaker 1: stay hot for three hours? It don't. There's no fucking way.
Speaker 3: I mean, well, I've noticed that the bad houses, in
Speaker 3: the gyms, there's a lot of cold tups. People are
Speaker 3: liking to take cold showers down. Apparently helps your heart.
Speaker 3: So you know, I just got done dating a old nigga,
Speaker 3: and apparently cold showers in the mornings help, like with
Speaker 3: your heart rate or something.
Speaker 1: It's science.
Speaker 3: I can't believe someone would think three hour shower is
Speaker 3: better than sex. I'd rather have three minute sex been
Speaker 3: have a three hour shower. I don't want a three
Speaker 3: hour shower. I'm coming out looking like approofe.
Speaker 1: They're wasting water like that, that's what That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you're wasting water their asses.
Speaker 3: Y' y'all are really out here outrage that Kylie Jenner
Speaker 3: hops on a fucking helicopter or a private jet for
Speaker 3: thirty minutes, But y'all are here taking thirty minute fucking shower.
Speaker 1: Three hour showers. Three hours thirty is still long. What
Speaker 1: do you think it's an average time show for me?
Speaker 4: Five minutes, five minutes. Yeah, I'm I'm efficient that I
Speaker 4: have to you got two kids. I have to make
Speaker 4: sure that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't be gone too long. Yeah yeah, mine
Speaker 3: is like twelve to fifteen. But that's when I do
Speaker 3: a deep conditioner. That's when I shaved that your hair.
Speaker 4: It's so good. My hand needs more attention.
Speaker 3: Listen, and I'll have a ball head at home. But
Speaker 3: I do a deep conditioner. I shave, I do like
Speaker 3: a body scrub. I have oils now with jajoba, even
Speaker 3: though I know it's not pronounced that way, that's how
Speaker 3: it spelled. But I do all my little like I'll
Speaker 3: be trying.
Speaker 4: I think I'm in the shower about three four songs.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: It's like that's a minute's good.
Speaker 1: That's I think I noticed that, unless it's I always
Speaker 1: saw it. Gen Z songs be like a minute and
Speaker 1: a half. Oh you just being here? I just want
Speaker 1: to rock three times. It's like, whoa did you shower?
Speaker 1: I want to now.
Speaker 3: I want to get into our hoard derve our sex
Speaker 3: tip because I see a lot of your clips are
Speaker 3: about sex and.
Speaker 4: I don't have them. But I won't talk about them yet.
Speaker 1: You don't have a sex. I don't have so much.
Speaker 4: I have sex tips. Oh yeah, I just don't have
Speaker 4: sex currently.
Speaker 1: But why not? I don't have a man. What about
Speaker 1: casual sex?
Speaker 6: I can't afford it because I I is free. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but like I I catch feelings, which is disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm not well and I know that because you know
Speaker 6: you are stupid.
Speaker 1: You are smart?
Speaker 4: I know, no, what's your sign? I am a capricorn? Okay,
Speaker 4: I work. I just work honestly.
Speaker 3: Casual sex even if it's like I go in there
Speaker 3: thinking it's just sick. He's terrible, he's not even your type.
Speaker 3: He has no job. If sex is good, I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: Can fix it. I could hire him. I know you
Speaker 1: can get a haircuteah.
Speaker 6: Next thing, you know, I'm taking the leadership. I can't
Speaker 6: afford it. I catch feelings and I want to give.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but okay, what about this? Then what about sugar mama?
Speaker 3: Shit like you own businesses, the money you're selling out shows?
Speaker 1: But would you pay for dy No? It doesn't turn
Speaker 1: me out, though I want to. I want to.
Speaker 6: I want thataddy, but like young like I want I have,
Speaker 6: I have daddy issues like I don't enjoy beautiful young man.
Speaker 1: I just I want to.
Speaker 6: I don't want them to be older, but I want
Speaker 6: them to be more successful than me. Okay, that turns
Speaker 6: me out.
Speaker 1: That's very tough.
Speaker 6: But they want lit't want me. They wanted a nice
Speaker 6: hello kitty who doesn't talk back.
Speaker 1: They don't want to. They don't want to do. They
Speaker 1: don't want me look at me.
Speaker 6: They they you know the their their dick is gonna
Speaker 6: go soft the moment I open my mouth.
Speaker 4: I know that, and so we don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: We can't help.
Speaker 1: We need it.
Speaker 4: When you open your mouth, give us your tip.
Speaker 1: I I feel like for me, I don't think a
Speaker 1: blow job is a job. I just think it's I
Speaker 1: enjoyed giving blow jobs. If I want a dick, I
Speaker 1: want to suck that dick.
Speaker 6: I know how to do it, Like I think my
Speaker 6: chopstick out, I move the balls around and I left
Speaker 6: pick up. It's a chopstick, and you know, I go
Speaker 6: in there like it's for me. It's like it's it's
Speaker 6: so much fun. I'm like, people are like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: I'm getting what about then? I don't go there.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't. I don't go there. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's a perfect you lick under the balls
Speaker 1: because if you lick under the balls, you lick the boothole,
Speaker 1: the ball under the dock between the dick.
Speaker 6: And I don't go there because I have I have.
Speaker 6: I'm a I'm a I'm a pussy hunt. I have
Speaker 6: a nose of a dog. I smell what you ate
Speaker 6: for dinner last night, Like I can't help. But Danny's
Speaker 6: cheating on me. I know which hole he's fucking from here.
Speaker 6: So that's why I also like, I am just so smart.
Speaker 6: I mean I had to be smart because I was
Speaker 6: very ugly when I was a little kid. My nickname
Speaker 6: was cage Fighter, So.
Speaker 1: Id how did you get I just everything I had.
Speaker 6: Everything I had is ugly in joining the big lips
Speaker 6: is ugly, big joy is ugly, like a dark skin
Speaker 6: is ugly. And then like everything about are you a
Speaker 6: dark I'm a dark skinned Chinese. And then well I'm
Speaker 6: in Kentucky all of a sudden, I'm not. I mean,
Speaker 6: I was still ugly because I was like, you know,
Speaker 6: I was, I was crazy. But then I start to
Speaker 6: become a woman, like just put my hair back and
Speaker 6: take my glasses off.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm a girl. Can I ask you? Then?
Speaker 1: Did you have self esteem issues with your features? Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, I have to like to do this, like try
Speaker 6: to like make my lips smaller because all the kids
Speaker 6: are bullying me.
Speaker 1: I didn't think your lips were real.
Speaker 4: Actually, oh it's real.
Speaker 1: I have perfect dumpling lips.
Speaker 6: That's what it's called, all them dumpling dumpling lips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you have the perfect it's the v it's
Speaker 3: the QUI.
Speaker 1: We all have good lips. Girls. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now wait, you didn't like your features at first? When
Speaker 3: did you start to embrace them?
Speaker 6: Well, Amartha, I'm just like trying to hide my skin
Speaker 6: because when I wasn't trying to all the girls with
Speaker 6: the bed skin make fun of me. They're like, you're
Speaker 6: from the farm. You know you should be all servant.
Speaker 6: You are so dark, you are like the farm workers.
Speaker 6: We are like the princesses. I'm just trying to hide
Speaker 6: my skin. And then in Kentucky, all the girls are
Speaker 6: gonna go tanning. They were like, i'mn go tanning so
Speaker 6: I can have your skin.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what, it's crazy because I didn't experience like
Speaker 3: I didn't understand how prevalent that was. I mean, I
Speaker 3: know we talk about blackness, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: African Americans, Africans period. But I lived in Singapore for
Speaker 3: six months and everything from the soap to the lotion,
Speaker 3: to the deodorant, everything.
Speaker 1: Everything lightening it.
Speaker 3: And it was really interesting being able to be in
Speaker 3: Singapore and travel across Southeast Asia and hear the experiences
Speaker 3: from the tie, the Malay and the Filipinos in their
Speaker 3: treatment in Asia as a continent. Really yes, because they're
Speaker 3: darker and their experiences is much like black people here
Speaker 3: in America with white people. But I don't think people
Speaker 3: understand what that.
Speaker 1: So to hear how like.
Speaker 3: To me, I wouldn't even think that you were dark
Speaker 3: compared to even again in comparison to the Malay tie Filipinos.
Speaker 3: So to know that that was your experience in China,
Speaker 3: I had never heard of that.
Speaker 6: So East Asians are lighter than Southeast Asians, and the
Speaker 6: East Asians are like the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans. If you
Speaker 6: look at the beauty standards the K pop stars, yes
Speaker 6: they are translucent. They are whiter than that's whole. They
Speaker 6: are white, and that's the beauty standard. They are all
Speaker 6: of the things you're talking about. Everything is bleaching because
Speaker 6: being like they are not white, there's there's no It's
Speaker 6: like vampires.
Speaker 1: Litigation does the white thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's like a vampires is translucent. That's the
Speaker 6: standard bility. So my skin East Asian is dark. And
Speaker 6: I was bullied my whole life being dark. So I
Speaker 6: was very self conscious about my skin. But then I
Speaker 6: realized people want the ten to have my skin. No,
Speaker 6: I love my skin.
Speaker 1: I know that's right.
Speaker 3: It's crazy because even in terms of jobs, I know,
Speaker 3: we talk about body types here, like especially like I
Speaker 3: used to work in the clubs.
Speaker 1: You have to be a certain size's and you are.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm curry Chinese. I pay that they like
Speaker 1: in the airlines, the flight attendant.
Speaker 4: There is beauty pageant.
Speaker 1: You have a great beauty pageant. Be size zero to two.
Speaker 6: You have to be a chopstick skinny, and you have
Speaker 6: to have like a pale skin.
Speaker 3: A certain jobs that a woman will not hire you
Speaker 3: unless you're very thin, very pale.
Speaker 1: Your hair has to be like.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, I've flown a lot of a lot of
Speaker 3: Asian airlines and now that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 4: Think about it, they are like, I can't get that job.
Speaker 1: That's just crazy. But luck guy, Now wait, I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 4: I am divorced.
Speaker 1: Market aren't you going tour with Godfrey? He got?
Speaker 6: I love Godfrey and we we we the Polocaust?
Speaker 1: So funny? Is I teach him to speak Chinese? He
Speaker 1: teaches me? Is the impressions his impression?
Speaker 4: He teaches me Steve Hobby, Oh my god, I need
Speaker 4: to hear you.
Speaker 1: What that's your Steve Harvey impression? He's laughing.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was good. I'm now okay. You said your
Speaker 3: ex husband had a big your ex husband with Chinese? Yes,
Speaker 3: I have the two husbands just too. It's not like
Speaker 3: you have been divorced twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just one. Is is a white guy.
Speaker 6: Is a is a Russian American guy who is my
Speaker 6: collegees with heart, which he is an angel, and I
Speaker 6: kind of sucked up.
Speaker 4: I was young.
Speaker 6: He's an angel, He's like an angel.
Speaker 1: Angel. I was like, angel, y'all know, I'll do problem.
Speaker 3: Did y'all see her in jail?
Speaker 1: A wait, so he's an angel watching? I was stupid.
Speaker 6: I just I was young and I didn't know, like
Speaker 6: he's the one, Like he was so nice to me,
Speaker 6: like you know, like you you're dumb, you want that boy,
Speaker 6: you have a nice man, You're like.
Speaker 4: But then now I'm like, oh, wait, is he the
Speaker 4: father of your kids?
Speaker 1: No, he is not.
Speaker 4: My father is a Chinese man, which is older than me.
Speaker 1: You met him in Kentucky.
Speaker 4: I met my first one in Kentucky. We were we
Speaker 4: were friend.
Speaker 1: It was one of the one.
Speaker 4: My second one is my second husband, my last husband.
Speaker 1: Is.
Speaker 6: I met him in Shanghai festival in China. Oh okay,
Speaker 6: I was hosting something.
Speaker 1: Even.
Speaker 3: I was, so, you've been married twice and you're so
Speaker 3: fucking young. Did you ever have like a single hoe face?
Speaker 3: I hope it's now, she said, now flatten these veo.
Speaker 3: Do you like some women want to be married immediately?
Speaker 3: How is it that you got too meant to propose
Speaker 3: to you?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, they can't help. But that's why I don't
Speaker 1: cook anymore because these men want to give me a ring.
Speaker 6: I can't cook anymore. I can't do it just because
Speaker 6: I'm good at sucking dicks. I'm fucking like.
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 6: We were like, Okay, she's gonna be sucking in the kitchen.
Speaker 6: I just like go there and be like, and then,
Speaker 6: what's the best thing?
Speaker 1: You make? Everything? I make everything.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't make lamp chops, Chinese food, Japanese food, cream food.
Speaker 6: I can rose sushi out of my fucking kitchen vis bamboo.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I know how to go. You make
Speaker 1: sushi braw fish into my kitchen. Me too.
Speaker 6: That's why I thought about sushi like, that's why I
Speaker 6: was so offended. People were like very angry. The little
Speaker 6: murmury is black. I'm like, are you kidding me? The
Speaker 6: murmury the fish? Like, what are talking about is the
Speaker 6: fiction is a fish? Why can't you be black? Don't
Speaker 6: you wish us when you see anything? And don't you wish.
Speaker 3: To get an American boys, SEBASTIONI instead of a Jamaican
Speaker 3: exactly that fake as Jamaican accents, Sebastian.
Speaker 1: Are we not going to see it? I mean I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go because the Laddin now beef and winter.
Speaker 6: I just don't think like the little murmur should be Asian.
Speaker 6: Like when I have a fish owl, I'm like, where's
Speaker 6: I be here? Eat my fishtail?
Speaker 1: Do you really think cooking is what God guys to be? Like?
Speaker 6: Oh, ship, I think my cooking is like I can
Speaker 6: do thanks living dinner by myself. I can do everything.
Speaker 6: I just love to cook. It's like I like to
Speaker 6: pink and to critically. It's just something I enjoy and
Speaker 6: I happen to be good at it. That's why I
Speaker 6: just don't cook anymore. I know that's a problem.
Speaker 3: Do you think that the cooking with men is something
Speaker 3: that might be a lost art with younger girls or
Speaker 3: with girls that maybe don't come from as deep as
Speaker 3: a cultural background, like they're just I mean, let's be honest,
Speaker 3: white girls.
Speaker 1: White people can't really cook. But I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's well, yeah, do you think that because they know
Speaker 1: they have moneys, they have mayonnaise. They do, I just
Speaker 1: feel like fancy.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because I I just like, I'm so crazy
Speaker 6: and aggressive and I am I just I a workholic.
Speaker 1: I work, I make money.
Speaker 4: I don't need a man to make money.
Speaker 1: And then like I'm also I love sex. I'm very sexual.
Speaker 6: If I am, I love somebody, I enjoy sex and
Speaker 6: they're record she can't she can't cook.
Speaker 1: Then I cook.
Speaker 6: And I cook for like a you know, I just
Speaker 6: cook everything. I didn't do everything, and it looks like
Speaker 6: it's legit. And oh maybe I should put a ring
Speaker 6: on that.
Speaker 1: Tell me what's the difference between married sex and single sex? Like,
Speaker 1: did you see a difference. I'm a whore, so I
Speaker 1: don't really know, like when I'm a scare you, Ah,
Speaker 1: you've been married twice? Yeah, I enjoy sex though, like
Speaker 1: it is a man. If I want that man, I
Speaker 1: want how sex? Sweet times a day? At least? Really?
Speaker 1: If I don't want you, I just hi, bye, I
Speaker 1: just don't you were having sex like that even when
Speaker 1: you were married? Yeah? I do that. So wait, did
Speaker 1: you call for the divorce and they filed?
Speaker 6: I did it because he is very very angry about
Speaker 6: me trying to trying to become a comedian.
Speaker 1: To be a career.
Speaker 6: You don't want me, yeah, exactly. He didn't want to
Speaker 6: work at all, and he just like he's very mentally
Speaker 6: verbally abusive towards me, just like a controlling Chinese man.
Speaker 6: But not all Chinese men are that. There's that good
Speaker 6: Chinese man. I just don't have one. Gave me one.
Speaker 4: I'm singing.
Speaker 3: Tell tell us about that, because a lot of women
Speaker 3: that are listening probably have experienced a guy, you know,
Speaker 3: being controlling. But that's very specific because we think we
Speaker 3: want to be taken care of.
Speaker 6: But you know, I wish, I mean I thought I did,
Speaker 6: but I realized that I'm just There's some women that
Speaker 6: they love a man, men who like take care of
Speaker 6: them and then they can do their own thing, like
Speaker 6: go to the spa and go shopping.
Speaker 4: But like I am just stupid.
Speaker 1: I want to open. You enjoy working? Yeah, I enjoy working.
Speaker 1: Working turns me out, like my pussy can't be wet
Speaker 1: if I'm in the spa among stage it could, But
Speaker 1: I hear you, I get just like I got.
Speaker 6: I got really bored to be like to to stay
Speaker 6: home just like go shopping and go to spa and
Speaker 6: just go hang out with housewives.
Speaker 4: But you know, but but.
Speaker 1: You had two kids. Tell me how about that?
Speaker 4: Like I didn't learn from my mistakes. You know, she's
Speaker 4: still had one.
Speaker 1: Do you want more? It depends on the man. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't learn from the miss Also, like I did
Speaker 1: not have a door?
Speaker 6: What I I rawed off that ship? I I just said,
Speaker 6: like I heard that's the most paying human indoor.
Speaker 1: I want. I want.
Speaker 4: I wanted to experience that.
Speaker 3: That's what one of our friends shout out to Lady
Speaker 3: w Fatima. She literally said, I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: understand how you didn't use an epidural. She's like the
Speaker 3: slaves did it? Like I can do it.
Speaker 1: You really wanted to just feel the baby come out
Speaker 1: of here. I feel the pain.
Speaker 6: I want to feel the pain. So I feel like
Speaker 6: if I can handle that, then nothing can beat me.
Speaker 6: Damn anybody who want to put me through hardship, I'll
Speaker 6: be like, ugh, it's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, was it the worst thing ever?
Speaker 6: And the worst thing ever wasn't marrying my husband, but
Speaker 6: also finding out that my daughter didn't helppinisright, I love her,
Speaker 6: but like I'm just honest that I'm a feminist but
Speaker 6: life is not fair. She just had to work harder,
Speaker 6: but she No, I'll be crying right now. No my
Speaker 6: signs first?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you though?
Speaker 3: Even so, I understand how you grew up in China,
Speaker 3: but with the error we're in now, even being able
Speaker 3: to say feminists the way we do the Me Too movement,
Speaker 3: women being able to be independent and me any any
Speaker 3: literal career path that they want to take they can do.
Speaker 3: You still feel like a woman is not like a
Speaker 3: daughter is not as I love.
Speaker 1: I love her equally as I love my son.
Speaker 6: But I just feel like my son can be a dumb,
Speaker 6: little asshole and get a better opportunity than my daughter
Speaker 6: just because he has a penis even and then she
Speaker 6: I look at her, I'm just like a girl. You
Speaker 6: just have to work twenty times harder than him to
Speaker 6: get what he gets, and it's not fair. But I
Speaker 6: just I want to implant that to her heart to understand,
Speaker 6: so she's.
Speaker 1: Not the Ian. Look at your mom and look at you.
Speaker 6: I know she's gonna achieve a lot, but I just
Speaker 6: want her to expect the life is not fair. Don't
Speaker 6: expect fairness. I agree, don't don't be like I have
Speaker 6: the same grade. Why he's getting No, he's gonna get
Speaker 6: better opportunities than you, because that's society.
Speaker 1: He's a man.
Speaker 6: So if you work harder, he worked for you, so
Speaker 6: you can be abusive towards anybody you want. It's work
Speaker 6: harder and be on top so you don't have to
Speaker 6: swallow sorrow like I did it because my broken English
Speaker 6: will call me is horror.
Speaker 4: You know she has good English, so she'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Wow, wait, you're English bad. I didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't speak on the anglsih I came here.
Speaker 4: It was said I was seventeen.
Speaker 1: I just didn't speak on the English. Damn.
Speaker 3: So you learned English at seventeen. Yeah, and you're only
Speaker 3: thirty three. Yeah, that's late.
Speaker 1: Because they say that language. I think it's the language
Speaker 1: are so hard it's optimal, like and once you turn
Speaker 1: like eleven, I think I read it's like your fox.
Speaker 1: What words do you talk?
Speaker 3: I took four years of Spanish camle.
Speaker 1: That's all you're getting out of me.
Speaker 3: I told, y'are and I just know all to cuss
Speaker 3: words in Creole.
Speaker 6: Nice, that's it. What other languages do you speak? I
Speaker 6: just speak Amander. I learned some of Japanese. I can
Speaker 6: read Japanese, but I don't. I can't speak anymore. I
Speaker 6: just don't speak, which is so hard.
Speaker 1: I tried. Yeah, tell me a little bit about like
Speaker 1: motherhood and your sexual Like did you you fuck three
Speaker 1: times a day? Were you doing that when you had
Speaker 1: the baby? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I if I'm in love, I'll be fucking.
Speaker 1: Damn you were? You might be a price? Can I
Speaker 1: ask you? So?
Speaker 3: I got now as a as someone who's divorced. Right
Speaker 3: when dating?
Speaker 1: Do men.
Speaker 3: Have placed higher value on you because you've been married twice?
Speaker 3: Even though you're a single mother. We talk about like
Speaker 3: the stigma of women being single mothers all the time,
Speaker 3: but you having two husbands under your belt? Do you
Speaker 3: still do you come across you think to men is
Speaker 3: more valuable because you've been married twice?
Speaker 4: You think, I think they think they think is intimidating.
Speaker 1: They think it's intimidating that you've been married twice.
Speaker 4: All I think?
Speaker 6: So why I think they think I am not easy
Speaker 6: to maybet it because like when my first man, he's
Speaker 6: he's just he's a wonderful human.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I love you. Do you want to?
Speaker 6: That's what I don't I don't want me though, and
Speaker 6: he's like he's dumb with me. I give him panic
Speaker 6: text again psd oh no, yeah, I feel bad, but
Speaker 6: like he's no, I know, like he is a scientist,
Speaker 6: he's brilliant, he's two years younger than me, and he's
Speaker 6: just he's doing well without.
Speaker 1: Me with help me. Yeah.
Speaker 6: The second one is just very controlling, you know, very verbally,
Speaker 6: mentally abusive, slowly try to like basically control me.
Speaker 1: Did you feel like you had to be with the
Speaker 1: Chinese guy. No, I never.
Speaker 4: That's the first Chinese man I ever dated.
Speaker 1: I'm never. I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't want to date any Asian man because they
Speaker 6: traumatized me in China. They were like my, my, my
Speaker 6: cute middle school like a crush, you know. I'm just
Speaker 6: in love with him, such a cute agent, Chinese man,
Speaker 6: Chinese boy, and he just like he's like, I would
Speaker 6: date you if you are lighter.
Speaker 1: I can't afford to.
Speaker 4: Feel like there's already this, like I feel like it's
Speaker 4: all Asian men.
Speaker 1: The Asian girl.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so, I just when I was in the Asian
Speaker 6: boys won't dave me. I'm gonna a fuck off. I
Speaker 6: just I'm traumatized. But then I realized that, oh, it's
Speaker 6: not a case. The Asian men in America. They don't
Speaker 6: they don't find me unattractive.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's so many layers to just where you're from,
Speaker 3: your environment. Because I'm that way myself, just because of
Speaker 3: my family. I won't date a Jamaican man. I won't
Speaker 3: be with an Island man. I do not want anything
Speaker 3: actually close to my dad. And so while I love
Speaker 3: and have only been with black men, I won't date
Speaker 3: Jamaican men for certain reasons and how I know they cheat,
Speaker 3: and how they're very into the patriarch, and just the
Speaker 3: way that I viewed men and how they treat women.
Speaker 1: I was like, that ain't me.
Speaker 3: And so hearing you say that is interesting, but also
Speaker 3: for you to say I won't date Asian man, but
Speaker 3: I realize also they're so different here in America.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that until I realized they generally don't
Speaker 6: think of I'm unattractive, I'm undesirable. It's just my childhood
Speaker 6: trauma being this unattractive girl being the beauties. Then that's weird,
Speaker 6: and I was avoiding Asian man. I never want date one.
Speaker 1: Did you have Asian friends women. Yes, did you have
Speaker 1: mainly Asian women friends?
Speaker 6: No? I have. My best friend in Kentucky is a
Speaker 6: black girl and a girl I've wondered because like Asian friends,
Speaker 6: they just the kind of did that.
Speaker 1: Make you feel like you were the ugly?
Speaker 6: That was why I asked that the Asian girls, they
Speaker 6: are very confused in Kentucky because the skinny, chopstick white ones.
Speaker 6: They think they are the queen in China and then
Speaker 6: then in Kentucky they don't.
Speaker 4: No, no, no no.
Speaker 6: Guy was dat them only Asian man, wi't day them
Speaker 6: like a like a China like a from China, like
Speaker 6: because they you know, they don't. They were like, what's wrong?
Speaker 6: Like a guy is asking my number? She's like is
Speaker 6: he blind?
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, and you're It's so crazy to hear
Speaker 3: that you felt ugly, because even just seeing you on Instagram,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're very glamy, like you're pretty, like you're
Speaker 3: you're very sexy on stage two, Like I it's crazy
Speaker 3: to think that you had that face.
Speaker 1: I honestly felt like that too.
Speaker 3: But I think someone said something to me recently that
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, that was right on the money.
Speaker 1: It was questlov I.
Speaker 3: Posted a video of me and a bikini and I
Speaker 3: was like, well, I'm gonna take your man. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take your man. I'm gonna take you a man. I
Speaker 3: think you commented on it and he was like, I'm
Speaker 3: so onto you.
Speaker 1: He said, you know you're cute, but you need to
Speaker 1: cover it in this Oh, I'm just making fun of
Speaker 1: myself thing because you don't want to be vulnerable and
Speaker 1: saying yes, I am sexy. And I was like, ooh,
Speaker 1: it's a very.
Speaker 3: True thing, Like it's too much ownership of my attractivity.
Speaker 3: It's for some reason. I guess I might think someone
Speaker 3: will say, no, you're not so if I make fun
Speaker 3: of it, then you can't do that to me. And
Speaker 3: that was probably the first time a friend of mine is.
Speaker 1: So powerful, right, And it's a very very true.
Speaker 3: Anytime I post a sexy picture of myself, I make
Speaker 3: a joke all the time, and I guess I don't
Speaker 3: know how to do it otherwise. Maybe there is this
Speaker 3: part of me that's like someone's gonna think I'm prettier
Speaker 3: than I am, Like I don't know, I think that
Speaker 3: I think I'm hotter than I am, and I don't
Speaker 3: want that, which is crazy because we want to put
Speaker 3: out this confidence.
Speaker 1: So it's this weird thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it just came to my mind,
Speaker 3: and I think we see so many women do that,
Speaker 3: the self deprecating shit.
Speaker 6: I know, I know you're doing a little bit of
Speaker 6: it too, I know, I know women.
Speaker 1: Like it's a funny thing.
Speaker 6: Is like, we can look like it best, we can
Speaker 6: be like, oh, I wish I did were the color
Speaker 6: of the dress.
Speaker 1: I wish that urine was different, I wish my hair
Speaker 1: was different.
Speaker 6: The menu is there, betty, Damn, I look good like
Speaker 6: it's just so different, right, So true, they just.
Speaker 1: Really be working on their pocket. That's the thing.
Speaker 3: As men, their value, their value is in their pockets.
Speaker 1: It's never in these looks. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so as women it's crazy too though, because as
Speaker 3: we talk about the standards of beauty now, there's also
Speaker 3: a lot of things that women do to enhance themselves
Speaker 3: that men don't, like the lashes, some of the makeup
Speaker 3: that we put on. A lot of men actually don't
Speaker 3: find all the things that we do to make ourselves
Speaker 3: so pretty pretty at all to them. Yes, So it's like,
Speaker 3: now it's so many things are complated in what that's
Speaker 3: what's so weird about And I'm talking about black men
Speaker 3: dating black women.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: We look at there was a girl walking down the
Speaker 3: street and she was the battie I g girl, right,
Speaker 3: And my friend said to me, Oh, she's girl pretty.
Speaker 3: She's pretty to girls. That's what he said to me.
Speaker 3: I mean she was a bad bitch. And I was
Speaker 3: like what And he was like, I don't really want
Speaker 3: to like take a girl home that has all that
Speaker 3: makeup or the lace front and just too much shit
Speaker 3: going on. And when he said that, I thought about
Speaker 3: this Shade Room post that asked black men, what kind
Speaker 3: of hair do you like on black women? They said
Speaker 3: messy bun locks and braids? And I was like, huh,
Speaker 3: because what are we doing the fucking curly weave this
Speaker 3: that no one said that shit, They said messy bun
Speaker 3: locks and b That shocked me. I mean it was
Speaker 3: like by far. And I think that we do have
Speaker 3: this weird fucking idea of what hot is.
Speaker 6: Yes, And I think it's the I feel like the
Speaker 6: fashion industry and the companies who sell the weeks, they
Speaker 6: had to make it it. It is desirable on the internet,
Speaker 6: so waste the money to buy it. And the think
Speaker 6: of that's attractive, but the actually the ah man, just
Speaker 6: the one that's natural.
Speaker 1: I know, not too natural.
Speaker 4: They want to on the field atle bit.
Speaker 1: You know they lie when they say that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: Okay for our whole mail.
Speaker 3: Our question this week is actually about marriage, so it's
Speaker 3: perfect that you're here, Mandy and Weezy. I could really
Speaker 3: use your advice. I've been married to my husband for
Speaker 3: over ten years. We were high school sweethearts. We have
Speaker 3: what people would think is a great life. He's a
Speaker 3: great provider, a good husband, an amazing father, and the
Speaker 3: only issue I have is that our sex is terrible.
Speaker 3: I hate to say it, but he has a small
Speaker 3: dick and he comes quick. I thought I could get
Speaker 3: past it because I love him and he's a good guy,
Speaker 3: but I can't. He can't even eat my pussy right.
Speaker 3: I have to sneak and masturbate because he can't make
Speaker 3: me come. And I did recently step out and mess
Speaker 3: with a guy from my past and the sex was
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 1: He ate my pussy legos his last meal. And I've
Speaker 1: been really mean to my husband and denying him sex,
Speaker 1: and I can tell it's affecting him because he keeps
Speaker 1: asking questions? And am I still in love with him?
Speaker 1: Do I find him attractive? And now I feel guilty?
Speaker 3: And now that I'm thirty, I don't want to spend
Speaker 3: another ten years of my life not being satisfied. Would
Speaker 3: you stay with a man that can't satisfy you even
Speaker 3: though he's great at everything else? Or do you break
Speaker 3: up your family because you're not getting your needs met?
Speaker 3: I can't even got to answer what Like I, I
Speaker 3: think that it's really hard to find assumate she said
Speaker 3: that he's great at everything else. So to me, if
Speaker 3: you're really this unsatisfied with the sex, we are in
Speaker 3: such a great time to introduce non traditional values to
Speaker 3: a relationship. Whether even you allow your partner you both
Speaker 3: go to a sex club and you become swingers. You
Speaker 3: open the relationship up. He allows you to go deal
Speaker 3: with someone that maybe he's aware of, that goes and
Speaker 3: pleases you in this way. I think that when you
Speaker 3: love someone, you want them to truly be happy. And
Speaker 3: I think to be fair too, men used to be delusional.
Speaker 3: There are men now that know when their dicks are
Speaker 3: small and when they come fast, like they're not really
Speaker 3: in like the like the abyss with not knowing whether
Speaker 3: they're not pleasing.
Speaker 1: I think I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Even if he's not comfortable with that, like you know,
Speaker 3: we don't sit here and say cheat. I think they're
Speaker 3: the way though, to bring up you being able to
Speaker 3: sexually please yourself with other people, other partners, whether he's
Speaker 3: there or not, and bringing that to the forefront before
Speaker 3: leaving somebody. Because these niggas with good dick and good
Speaker 3: at nothing else. I was gonna say, it is hard
Speaker 3: out here. These are three single bitches.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we single on the calf and she hadn't been
Speaker 7: married twice as NUTI advice, I don't know why we
Speaker 7: I think my advice to you would be it sounds
Speaker 7: like you haven't said anything to him for one and
Speaker 7: for two I.
Speaker 1: And don't lead it with hey, I already cheated on you. No,
Speaker 1: that's already gonna hurt. I actually don't think you should
Speaker 1: just tuck that one. But I do agree.
Speaker 3: I remember I knew my ex was cheating on me
Speaker 3: because he was being mean to me. Not me and mean,
Speaker 3: but just kind of like very frustrated with me, acting
Speaker 3: like he could just didn't need it me or need
Speaker 3: attention from me or would want to leave, and I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: You're fucking something. Someone else is around.
Speaker 3: Because men generally want to work at whatever is going on, right,
Speaker 3: they kind of don't want this, like made him at
Speaker 3: home you speaking.
Speaker 1: So it's like when he started getting mean, I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: You have someone else, because when I cheated, that was why,
Speaker 3: Like I was cheating on old Bay and I remember
Speaker 3: like he would do somebody like fuck you and I
Speaker 3: just hang up, like I don't fucking need this ship
Speaker 3: And it was because I had someone else, like even
Speaker 3: the other guy wasn't even doing anything. I'm broken up.
Speaker 3: Not because that was how the last conversation ended a
Speaker 3: fuck you want to hang up? And I blocked him immediately,
Speaker 3: don't want your paragraphs, don't talk to me.
Speaker 1: Were you cheating? No? I wasn't cheating.
Speaker 3: We had no I didn't have I always have options,
Speaker 3: but his energy was that.
Speaker 1: But his energy was that.
Speaker 3: But after I'd already been like, oh, or it is,
Speaker 3: what'll we be doing back? And I think I had
Speaker 3: just gotten so nasty back to him because I'm like,
Speaker 3: we're now on time twelve and this is draining me.
Speaker 1: But literally the comment, who is she who is she?
Speaker 1: To Nigga what's going on?
Speaker 3: And of course never got an answer, probably won't at
Speaker 3: this point.
Speaker 1: I don't care. But I think you're right.
Speaker 3: I think that when you're with somebody who really genuinely
Speaker 3: cares about you and they see that you're frustrated or
Speaker 3: hurt or they're not doing something right, they do want
Speaker 3: to try to short temper the short temperature short, I
Speaker 3: mean that's the short temper. Partner probably has another option
Speaker 3: and don't want to deal with your bullshit.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh that's bitch. I'm right, he felt triggered.
Speaker 3: Tell me, would you stay with him with the bad
Speaker 3: sex or would you leave?
Speaker 1: What would you do?
Speaker 6: I wouldn't to stay as him if it's a sex
Speaker 6: is bad because I feel like I'm very driven. I
Speaker 6: think sex is very important. I'm like a very poetic
Speaker 6: like I'm a romantic person. I probably will never find
Speaker 6: a good man, and I know that's the risk of it,
Speaker 6: but like I also want to find a little Yeah,
Speaker 6: I just yeah, I'm also like being a female comedian,
Speaker 6: I will never get fucked, but I still have the
Speaker 6: dream of like finding a man is a good dick
Speaker 6: who's like good at everything.
Speaker 1: You Handah fell in love and he's cute.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, I love this.
Speaker 1: I actually think Hannah's man is real cute. Sorry to you, handed,
Speaker 1: that's fine me.
Speaker 3: This is so hot Chinese, but you know he doesn't drink,
Speaker 3: so something is wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's speaking Chinese and you speak that?
Speaker 1: Why wever? Hannah see me? She asked me to.
Speaker 6: Speak thirty things in Chinese about where fucking in Chinese?
Speaker 6: Me and her, Me and Hannah is fucking two deaths
Speaker 6: and he would say something in Chinese back.
Speaker 1: It was just like very funny. Would you fuck them?
Speaker 4: Both of them?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, are you kidding me? Now? I would too? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah they are so we kind of lived near
Speaker 1: each other. Oka anyway, Sorry and tell people think more
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 3: I was so embarrassed about saying I wanted to fuck
Speaker 3: somebody that hasn't asked me and we know them, so
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I keep going yeah because I feel bad.
Speaker 3: They just got married and we're like, well, well let's
Speaker 3: let's suck him, and I'm like, yo, we don't even
Speaker 3: know if they.
Speaker 6: But I think being good at business is to keep
Speaker 6: the man who is good at everything, the high school sweetheart.
Speaker 1: It is a small digg who come faster. Maybe have
Speaker 1: him buy the nicest strap.
Speaker 6: Pound and uh an extender extender and like also like
Speaker 6: he has to go to pussy one on one.
Speaker 1: He there's all that's unacceptable. He has to learn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pussy, he has a mouth. He had to learn pussy.
Speaker 6: You should definitely he has to learn that.
Speaker 1: And I really agree. I think that.
Speaker 6: The queen said, you know, maybe there's a guy who
Speaker 6: can bring into the to the leadership.
Speaker 3: One other thing she said, she hides masturbating. Don't do
Speaker 3: that anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do that, just do it from him, do
Speaker 1: it in front of him. I just did that last
Speaker 1: night and it was fun as ship.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't that he couldn't make me come fucking me, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it was just like I was so we were drunk,
Speaker 3: and for some reason, like I don't know, just you know,
Speaker 3: when your pussy can't get super well, I wanted to
Speaker 3: fuck him, but like literally it just wasn't getting there.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get well enough, and like whatever, we stopped fucking,
Speaker 3: but I was sucking his dick and just masturbated, and
Speaker 3: it was very clear I may may not have come
Speaker 3: from fucking, but.
Speaker 1: Like no shame in there at all.
Speaker 3: I literally remember he said to me, put two hands
Speaker 3: on my dick and I was like, no, I can't,
Speaker 3: and he was like okay, shit.
Speaker 1: He grabbed the other like fuck it. I see why.
Speaker 1: Like I want you to come too.
Speaker 3: I think that you can definitely make masturbating in front
Speaker 3: of men hot, and for some reason we're so.
Speaker 1: Scared to do it. Girl, I'd do it.
Speaker 3: I'd be looking at him and fucking making it sexy
Speaker 3: like I very rarely have men tell me, don't so
Speaker 3: get over that.
Speaker 1: That's a you thing. You can only blame yourselfself for that.
Speaker 1: So everybody agrees, don't leave except for you.
Speaker 4: I think good I would, but I don't think.
Speaker 6: I think if she's modern than me, she can keep
Speaker 6: him because you can't find a good man they are. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's I know, but I just really feel like we
Speaker 6: have the same face.
Speaker 1: Am I being racist? I could be your sister. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding. I got a whole lot of makeup on.
Speaker 1: You see it? I really see you look at a
Speaker 1: before boom boom boom. Oh you see it? She said,
Speaker 1: we got the same thing. I could be her sister,
Speaker 1: like we have like the lips, the teeth, the lips,
Speaker 1: the tee, the teeth. I bought the cheek. Uh huh
Speaker 1: the cheek? Did she have the eyes? Yeah? Do y'all
Speaker 1: see y'all see it just a little bit. They're like, yeah, Na.
Speaker 4: Said, it's to be the half sister. Like for sure,
Speaker 4: I see it.
Speaker 1: Like we are doing a short blind here, get away
Speaker 1: with it. You tell people where to listen to you
Speaker 1: or to find you.
Speaker 6: Giant Summers dot com is my website. That's where you
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Speaker 3: at your club?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean town.
Speaker 4: I'll be there Fridays, Aday, Sunday, the Heart of the Comedy.
Speaker 4: I'm touring us.
Speaker 1: Hollywood Comedy Club is your club. Yeah, I'm not right right,
Speaker 1: I notice.
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