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Speaker 1: What do it do? Because it put me to sleep?

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Speaker 1: like you got an alligator damn man? Now now is

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Speaker 1: that a Is that a side effect of the diabetes? Oh? Yeah, diabetes.

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Speaker 1: But you know they say some diabetes diabetes do get drash. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in Jay's defense, he carries around the tube of lotion

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Speaker 1: All right, you're listening to show, all right, the cruise

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Speaker 1: all here, with the exception of Carla Carlos off today

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Speaker 1: and Steve, we pased a big announcement before we went

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Speaker 1: next October tenth through the fourteen that includes listen to me,

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Speaker 1: we'll talk about it. What you got, neff shoplift? Oh,

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Speaker 1: shoplift shop, stop lift run it. Hello. Yes, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: Why because I'm missing a lot of baby merchandise as well.

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Speaker 1: is I'm gonna have to actually come to your home,

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Speaker 1: if you want to, and they're gonna take yourbody here

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Speaker 1: in the body bad excuse me? You heard what I

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Speaker 1: I bust my death store. I bust my to death store.

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Speaker 1: You understand me. I work hard for y'all. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: you've been busting you, you've been busting. You car here

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Speaker 1: excusing me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody. I

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Speaker 1: You understand. I think you've been busting your butt. Taking

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Speaker 1: You understand me. I do not steal. I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: And I'm making check my babies. And see what happened.

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Speaker 1: Who said anything about me? Die? I did come over

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Speaker 1: I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you

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Speaker 1: I'm don't bring your security guard. I'm all, don't let

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Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing to tell me, You ain't got something.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you took.

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Speaker 1: that bro? I want to play games? Okay, y'all want

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Speaker 1: got that's all right, y'all got me. It's a good well.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I love you, Tom. I got some

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Speaker 1: bug like a right. Let me ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the lands. Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Oh god, I hate this. Tommy Stoy

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Speaker 1: gotta go there. You got to go there, all right,

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Speaker 1: don't be scared to go sometime. Yeah, go and going

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Speaker 1: when you're first drinking it, don't hit you, boy. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. Hold on, I'm okay, give me this,

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Speaker 1: Like when you first start how many hours after that

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Speaker 1: if you start taking it about noon? Yeah? What time

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Speaker 1: you supposed start taking it? What are you talking about

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Speaker 1: bout ate that evening. I'm getting my colonoscopy tomorrow. But

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Speaker 1: they don't supposed to start drinking this stuff. You drink

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Speaker 1: this liquid and it cleans out every inch of your coling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that won't be a spec of by movement. Oh can

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Speaker 1: you six four? Coming up? At the time of hours?

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Speaker 1: Y'all getting off upset because well that's why he's gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Shirley people are eating breakfast. I don't care a damn

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Speaker 1: what they're doing, because NA tell what they're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to do. We're gonna have entertainment news. You're listening string show. Well,

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Speaker 1: Beyonce patted her bank account this past Saturday. Whoa with

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Speaker 1: a private performance at a pre wedding bash for the

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Speaker 1: daughter of the wealthiest man in India. Steve. The bride

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Speaker 1: to be's father is worth forty billion. That's billion with

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Speaker 1: a B, and ranks on four of magazines top twenty

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Speaker 1: richest people on the planet, Top twenty. Yeah, top twenty.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If I get forty billion dollars,

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Speaker 1: I'm number one, your bull. Hey, lesh, you'all gonna think

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Speaker 1: I him that damn that's on the planet. Yeah. Really.

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Speaker 1: Beyonce posted a picture on the Instagram of her exotic

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Speaker 1: gown from the lavish party and the caption read in

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Speaker 1: India and just attended a spectacular event. She didn't say

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Speaker 1: where she was the star. The article also didn't add

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Speaker 1: how much Beyonce was paid. I mean people were talking

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Speaker 1: she had to get at least three million, five million.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was going on and on. What do

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Speaker 1: you guys think, Yeah, yeah, yeah. For whatever she got

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Speaker 1: out of overder, I'll take Beyonce, check I don't get

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Speaker 1: a damn or sight on the seat and try to

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Speaker 1: get the same dance perform. Give it to you a man.

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Speaker 1: Everything I got that was a drop of the bucket

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Speaker 1: for forty millions. I have hand bone for half of that.

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Speaker 1: I do the hambone in the Spoon Show with the

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Speaker 1: spoons on your man be over there with a washboard

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Speaker 1: three million. I'm up in a hooked up with jayon

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Speaker 1: Confectionary Sugar on three to follow. So this is what

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Speaker 1: I was talking about earlier. Guys. With the Heisman Trophy

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Speaker 1: winner Kyler Murray Junior got to celebrate Saturday night after

468
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Speaker 1: being named college football's best player, but by Sunday morning,

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Speaker 1: the party was over and he was suddenly apologizing for

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Speaker 1: some deleted homophobic tweets he made when he was fifteen

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Speaker 1: years old. Early Sunday morning, Murray truth tweeted, I apologize

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Speaker 1: for the tweets that have come to light tonight from

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Speaker 1: when I was fourteen and fifteen. I used a poor

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Speaker 1: choice of words that doesn't reflect who I am or

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Speaker 1: what I believe. I do not intend to single out

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Speaker 1: any individual or group. I did not intend to do that.

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Speaker 1: This is just another big reminder that when you put

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Speaker 1: anything on social media, it sticks around for every guys,

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Speaker 1: even even if you delete it. This happened when he

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Speaker 1: was fourteen or fifteen. You know, to get on this

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Speaker 1: kid about something he did at fourteen or fifteen. It's

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Speaker 1: utterly ridiculous. Yes, it is utterly ridiculous. The kid wins

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Speaker 1: the hisman, and here they come when he made some

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Speaker 1: homophobic remarks when he was fourteen? Are you kidding me? Man?

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Speaker 1: Everybody did something when didn't know what we did fourteen, fifteen, eighteen,

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Speaker 1: twenty thirty. And listen, man, before this politically corrects uh

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Speaker 1: being started. You can't go back and get this stuff

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Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, it's ridiculous, man. You can't go back

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Speaker 1: and keep beating somebody up. Now, he got apologize something

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Speaker 1: he did when he was fourteen. A damn mine. You

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Speaker 1: can't even lock him up for none of this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: get out of here. We gotta move On't time for

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Speaker 1: the headlines, Steve Shelley, You don't move us a long? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's my job. Was long? Oh boy, that is my job?

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Speaker 1: And feel good right fifth day one? Yeah, since day one? Sir,

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Speaker 1: let mis hand? What was that? Miss a hand? Move

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Speaker 1: that snow along? And I will tell you about that

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Speaker 1: right now. This is a trip with the news. Virginians

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Speaker 1: and North Carolina Carolinians are trying to move the snow along.

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Speaker 1: They're digging out from a massive snowstorm over the last

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Speaker 1: two and a half days, which has left many parts,

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Speaker 1: especially at the tar Heel state, under mounds of snow, ice,

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Speaker 1: and slush. Thousands of people still out of power, the

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Speaker 1: schools are closed. At least three storm related deaths are reported,

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Speaker 1: and North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper says things could get worse.

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Speaker 1: With cold temperatures today and freezing nights ahead. The snow

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Speaker 1: and ice and the danger may not go away as

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Speaker 1: quickly as they came. The governor says some places got

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Speaker 1: wood would be a year's worth of the white stuff

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Speaker 1: and a little more than a day. North Carolina is

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Speaker 1: still under a state of emergency. President Trump is still

512
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Speaker 1: looking for a new chief of staff now that Major

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Speaker 1: John Kelly is leaving. Reports are that some rumored candidates

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Speaker 1: don't seem to want the job. They keep taking their

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Speaker 1: names out of contention, like oh no, that's okay. A

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Speaker 1: new chief of staff would be Trump's third chief of

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Speaker 1: staff in less than two years. In Ohio, FBI agents

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Speaker 1: say they've taken two people into custody near Cleveland in

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Speaker 1: a connection with two separate alleged terra plots. US attorney

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Speaker 1: Justin Herdman says that one involves a man suspected of

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Speaker 1: planning to shoot up two synagogues in the Toledo area.

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Speaker 1: We do not have to and we will not wait

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Speaker 1: for someone to shoot up innocent worshippers at a synagogue

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Speaker 1: or did that nate a bomb? We will act to

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Speaker 1: protect our nation and Herdman says a young woman is

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Speaker 1: suspected of planning several bombings. Again though she said, they

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Speaker 1: say that's there were two separate things. They weren't connected.

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Speaker 1: The former chairman of Nissan, Carlos Going, has been indicted

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Speaker 1: for alleged financial misconduct. Prosecutors say this guy Goings concealed

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Speaker 1: tens of millions of dollars in compensation. Goings led Nissan,

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Speaker 1: Renault and Mitsubishi at the same time. Once. Filming has

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Speaker 1: stopped for now on next seasons episodes of the Stars

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Speaker 1: cable series Power. Officials say that filming for The Populace

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Speaker 1: Show sixth season was suspended yesterday after a member of

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Speaker 1: the crew was accidentally killed. Production system pedro himandus was

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Speaker 1: fatally struck by an SGUV as he was setting up

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Speaker 1: parking cones at about thirty in the morning in advance

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Speaker 1: of yesterday's schedule shoot in Brooklyn. He'd been with the

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Speaker 1: power company since the beginning of the show back in

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Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. No cast members were on set yet, so

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Speaker 1: because they recalled for like seven am, and this was

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Speaker 1: around four thirty. Police say the driver of the vehicle

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Speaker 1: though that killed him and his was a fellow crew member.

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Speaker 1: Some staff cuts going on at Verizon. The communications companies

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Speaker 1: announced that some ten thousand, four hundred US managers have

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Speaker 1: accepted buyout packages. And that's on top of the termination

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Speaker 1: agreements accepted by more than forty four thousand Verizon workers

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Speaker 1: earlier this year. This is all a Verizon officials say

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Speaker 1: the Verizon wants to save enough money to invest in

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Speaker 1: newer technology. Sad news, legendary voting rights activist rosenel Eaton

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Speaker 1: has died at age ninety seven. Rosenel Eaton led the

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Speaker 1: lawsuit that successfully challenged the new voting restrictions passed by

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Speaker 1: North Carolina's republic Control legislature in twenty thirteen and finally

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Speaker 1: looks like a lot of people like Bacon. Ohio State

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Speaker 1: University's installed a bacon ending machine. They say it's so

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Speaker 1: popular has to be restocked four or five times a day.

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Speaker 1: It offers cook bacon strips and bacon Bifolia dollar Wendy

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Speaker 1: bring it up to us. Now back to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Gods. Yesterday,

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Speaker 1: President Barack Obama urged everyone to check out healthcare dot

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Speaker 1: com that was dot gov before December fifteenth deadline. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is in hopes of pushing more people to sign

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Speaker 1: up for Obamacare. President Obama posted a video of himself

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Speaker 1: to a social media account to remind people to get coverage.

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Speaker 1: It was a playful message. It was aimed mostly at

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Speaker 1: young people, especially young people. Take a listen to this.

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Speaker 1: Young people have stepped up like never before on campuses,

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Speaker 1: at the voting booth, and at the doors of power.

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Speaker 1: And frankly, I think you've proven that you don't need

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Speaker 1: to see me taking jump shots or sitting between a

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Speaker 1: couple of forest plants in order to know it's important

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Speaker 1: to have health insurance in case God forbid, you get

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Speaker 1: really sick or hurt yourself next year. So this year

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Speaker 1: I'm giving it to you straight. Sign up for health

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Speaker 1: insurance at healthcare dot gov before the deadline on December fifteenth,

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Speaker 1: you can do it right now, and most folks can

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Speaker 1: bind coverage for fifty dollars to one hundred dollars per month.

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00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: That's probably less than your cell phone bill. One more time.

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Speaker 1: If you need health insurance for twenty nineteen, sign up

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Speaker 1: for it right now at healthcare dot com. And that's

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Speaker 1: how it's done. What did Trump say about that? Nothing? Yet,

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Speaker 1: He's got other issues. I've got a little Russian probe

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Speaker 1: that he's occupied with right now, say next, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you make it, I will use right now. Tight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you said something about this Obama thing right here.

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Speaker 1: You said that's how to be president without being Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I like that, so don't forget. Yeah, if you do

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Speaker 1: want to sign up for Obamacare, go to healthcare dot

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Speaker 1: gov before December fifteenth. Just got a couple of no wall,

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Speaker 1: you didn't kill Obamacare. You know, you didn't bring people

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Speaker 1: together Christian hate. What have you done? Man? Well, all

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Speaker 1: they gonna say is these are the things that he's

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Speaker 1: going to tell. He's gonna say that unemployment is lower

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Speaker 1: than it's been in years, which is true, but it's

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Speaker 1: all the workings of the Obama administration. But because it's

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Speaker 1: on his watch, he gets to take credit. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he is going to say that he passed the tax law. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and he did. But I must tell you all rich

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Speaker 1: people are happy. If you knew what these tax laws

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Speaker 1: really said that have nothing to do with you, it

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Speaker 1: didn't trickle down, you would be mad. M he put

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Speaker 1: into a Republican Supreme Court justice. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: he's gonna claim that so far, and he's gonna claim

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Speaker 1: all of the orders Obama made that he rescinded. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, coming up next to thirty four after the hour,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna play a little comedy roulette. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to show. All right, guys,

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Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Please, Jay set this

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Speaker 1: one up for us. Tell us And it's so important

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Speaker 1: to explain this because we get new listeners every day

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Speaker 1: and we're doing a different segment that people are not

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Speaker 1: aware of. So that's why I take the time to

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Speaker 1: explain comedy. And it's very simple. You take flus subjects

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Speaker 1: and you put them on a wheel, and you take

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Speaker 1: them on the wheel, you spun the wheel and where

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Speaker 1: it stop, we can do the damn thing. Because we's

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Speaker 1: comedians be good. All right, here we go. These are

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Speaker 1: the subjects for today. Things you can do to get

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Speaker 1: people to leave your house. Things you say to people

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Speaker 1: who've overdecorated for the holiday. Yeah, things you say to

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Speaker 1: people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And here's the

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Speaker 1: last one. Things you say when you didn't get what

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Speaker 1: you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you gotta in participate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go, let's spind the wheel. Come on. Yeah. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating, but now

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Speaker 1: it stopped on. Things you say when you didn't get

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Speaker 1: what you wanted, Just the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I don't even know how you got

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Speaker 1: that out of that. But these are things you say

630
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: when you didn't get what you want for Christian Yeah,

631
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: let's go. The things you say when you didn't get

632
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: what you say. Come, oh, this is nice and this

633
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: one lights up? What is it with that attitude? That's

634
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: how you say it, that's what you're saying, how you

635
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, Junior, I'll tell you what This is

636
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: something I actually said as a kid, but I didn't

637
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: get what I want on huh for Christmas? And they

638
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: were standing there about parents, but I was about ten.

639
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: I said, you said the actual words. Yeah, yeah, when

640
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: you open that box of the day, what you're supposed

641
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: to get? Oh, thank you. I'll I'll put this in

642
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: the drawer with that racket ass time you about LA

643
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: I ain't grateful. Well, you didn't get what you want.

644
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: I like that this one. This is what you say

645
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: at work. I knew when he pulled my name it

646
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be worth for dat change. I knew. I

647
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: think you saved and you didn't get you Yeah, a

648
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: pound cake? Huh? Thanks for a lot to a diabetic thing?

649
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: You say when you don't get what you want for Christmas?

650
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: What happened? Check short again? Check short again? Huh? Come

651
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: on now? Why? Why? Why? In the hill? What I

652
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: wanted to kid? I don't work on that. Come on, man, really,

653
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't work on guys. Count Come on, st Black

654
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: people don't eat fruitcake? Fruitcake? What is some damn green

655
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: things in there? What is that a snowshovel? I live

656
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: in LA. Thanks. These people say what they don't get

657
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: what they want for Christmas. I already know the story

658
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: of Jesus I already know it. Who eats this basket

659
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: of cheese? Who eats that? Who eats that? Is all right, Steve,

660
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 1: come on, close it out. That's why we're getting a divorce,

661
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: right this. Damn Croc pop. This is the last thing

662
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 1: somebody won't know. Damn Croc pod. That was me who

663
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: said that one. Sorry, all right, I'm next said it

664
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: is a nephew with the prank phone call that's coming

665
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to show coming up

666
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, guys, it's my strawberry

667
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject I wish my boyfriend was

668
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: bigger strawberry. No, sir, No, that comes after the prank Yeah.

669
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: Um at the top of the hour, the subject again,

670
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 1: no your show, No your show. I thought it was nine.

671
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: I got to go. I wish my boyfriend was bigger

672
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: as the subject. But right now, nephew Tommy is here,

673
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: the king of pranks with the prank phone call for today.

674
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: What you got now? Me and your baby getting mad? Oh,

675
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 1: me and your baby getting married? Running Hello, Hello, I'm

676
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: trying to reach I'm trying to reach mister. Yes, mister,

677
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm trying Let me let me make

678
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay,

679
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: cool yo, I got the right person. Hey, listen, Well,

680
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 1: I wanted to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself

681
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: to you and let you know who I was. My

682
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: name is Jeff, Jeff, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh,

683
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: you know, pretty much like the lads, five or six months,

684
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: and I wanted to, um, let you know that I'm

685
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: very very interested in you. And I know this kind

686
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: of crazy for you to get a phone call for

687
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: me when I'm very interested in Crystal right now. And

688
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to you know, I just wanted to do

689
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: the man thing and just reach out to your man

690
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: and say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying

691
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,

692
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 1: what what what say? You name you? My name is Jeff, Jef. Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.

693
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has

694
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talk to my daughter every day. Wow,

695
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. What it's been like

696
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal

697
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: been you know, going out, you know, up here at

698
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell

699
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: you that I really, really really like Crystal Man, and

700
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

701
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,

702
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: I want, I really do want Krista to be my wife. Well,

703
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my

704
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating

705
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter is in grad school. I

706
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: understand that. And you know, we you know, it's been

707
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: you know, we've been you know, a little back and

708
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: forth or whatever, but you know, the main thing is

709
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: me and Kristal really, you know, we really, we really

710
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: do love each other. Mister, I want to but if

711
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: you love my daughter, she would have told me that

712
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: she was in love with someone. Well, you know what

713
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: you know, And maybe it's a situation where christ is

714
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: like a little maybe a little uneasy about talking to

715
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: you about it. You know what I'm saying. My daughter

716
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,

717
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: right right, you're like you, I talked to my daughter

718
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: every day, your daughter. And how old is your daughter?

719
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man, you

720
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: say your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay, Well,

721
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: how old are you? I'm forty six, forty six, you're

722
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: forty six years old. You want to man my twenty

723
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: five year old daughter. He let me say this right here.

724
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand you know.

725
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age

726
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,

727
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: And I understand that. But I'm trying to explain to you, man,

728
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: is that it comes a time man when you just

729
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love just

730
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: love is love. Man, And you've been locked up on

731
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: parole at the university on work, releasing that my daughter? Yeah, man,

732
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Crystal is just a

733
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man, you calling me at

734
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: the bulldoughter. Look, man, I'm never work. I got a

735
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: lot of work on my damn death and you calling

736
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: me telling me up form a gentle bird wants to

737
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: marry my daughter, My twenty five year old daughter, and

738
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: you damn that fifteen You damn it at my age

739
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: you want to marry my daughter. Man, I'm not trying

740
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: to talk to you, buddy. Well I need to do

741
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: is I need to talk to Crystal and get to

742
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: the bottom of this. That's what the hell I need

743
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: to do. Hey, and I understand that, mister, you was

744
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: probably gonna I want to talk to and I ain't

745
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 1: got no problem with it. What I'm trying to explain

746
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: to you is that, man, love ain't got no limit. Man,

747
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: It's just something that album Crystal Love Me, I Love huh,

748
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: and it is what it is. I just wanted to

749
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: try to get your blessed says on this. You can't, Crystal,

750
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: Man gonna marry my daughter. Now. My daughter's been to

751
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: private school. I love damn life. She's gonna do all

752
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: four years of college and he's going to grad school

753
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: and you're gonna marry my daughter. You're working, Miss. I

754
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: understand that. What I'm what I'm trying to explain to

755
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: you that you know what, man, Sometimes love is right

756
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: the second time around. You understand what I'm saying. Look

757
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.

758
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out

759
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 1: with me on the first time. What I wanted to do, man,

760
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: is just called you. It's solidified the culinary experience they

761
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: got to do it, dude, what the hell is you

762
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: talking about it? Listen? Yeah, look, look, look I got

763
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and

764
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on,

765
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: because man, I'm not even trying to have this conversation

766
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: with you and I miss, miss Pars, I understand all that.

767
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I want to say

768
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: to you is just right here. Crystal is inside. Even

769
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat

770
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: Lowe and make sure that we can look at him.

771
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: You ain't doing a thing with my daughter unless it's mine.

772
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, man, you ain't doing I don't even

773
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: know your jailbird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna call my

774
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: daughter final hole. You really are rust your mind. You

775
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: think your old jail bird is gonna be marry and

776
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: my daughter, My daughter's not a future. You ain't got

777
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: the head. That's wrong with jil rust. I'm not gonna

778
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: sity and go back and forth. But you miss me

779
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: and Crystal getting married will not and under any circumstances,

780
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: not till what you think the circumstances are me and

781
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: Crystal getting married. That's it not the love, man. I

782
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: know who the hell you think you are as long

783
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: as you how about one that's gotta be. I got

784
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say, and then me

785
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: and Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down

786
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: there and tell you exactly what's going on in our life.

787
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: You got to say to me, Are you listening to me? Yes?

788
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: You got to say to me. I got to say this.

789
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

790
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.

791
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: Ain't this I'm outside my job looking at me like

792
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. Man. I gotta ask you, what is? What

793
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

794
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:46,919
Speaker 1: in the land Harvey Morning Shuff holdo Junior, Come on, dude,

795
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 1: it is what I think I ever think? What? What? What?

796
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: The greatest I ever seen of all time? Who know

797
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: no better than this? No body? No body he shun

798
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: can't say nothing? You w I'm in what tell you something?

799
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: No know how I thought of that? Because I'm gonna

800
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: marry the baby dad boy. Damn it, that's title right there.

801
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: Ain't no way see all my egness starts within see

802
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: cec you ain't just stupid like this year Ce stupid

803
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: to come around once a year. Yeah, stupid. Yeah. Ain't

804
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: nobody can touch me when I'm doing these pranks. Nobody.

805
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: I ain't never married. You can't do this what I do?

806
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: Can't ain't heard them, I ain't heard of nobody name whoever?

807
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: Jemly Brown, kiss my behind? Jack? What can't do what

808
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: I do? Ah? This ignance right here about me? Oh?

809
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: You ain't this stupid? I birthed this, you nan, I'm stupid.

810
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm down him about here? All right? All right, thank you, Tommy,

811
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Junior asked Tommy. Wow, that was greatness.

812
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: All right. Up next, it is today's Strawberry Letters, subject

813
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: I wish my boyfriend was bigger. Right after right after this,

814
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, it is time for

815
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 1: my Strawberry Letter for today. And if you need advice

816
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: on your marriage, on dating, on sex, on parenting, or

817
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: family issues, please submit your Strawberry letter to us at

818
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com. Click Submit Strawberry Letter. We

819
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: could be reading your letter on the air, just like

820
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right now. Right nephew, there's right,

821
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: Let's buckle up and hold on tight. We got it

822
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: for you. Here it is Strawberry letters, subject, I wish

823
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: my boyfriend was bigger. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am in

824
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: my mid thirties and I'm five one and I one

825
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty eight pounds. I am dating a personal

826
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: trainer and he weighs one hundred and seventy pounds. He

827
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 1: used to weigh three hundred and fifty pounds, and he

828
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: worked hard to lose the weight and keep it off.

829
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: He is looking so good these days, but we have

830
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: a big problem. Our eating habits are totally different now.

831
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm a country girl, so my meals are pretty hefty

832
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: and full of flavor. They aren't bad nutritionally, but they

833
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: definitely are not the healthiest option. My boyfriend eats cheese, crackers,

834
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: mixed nuts, salads, and smoothies while he's at the gym working,

835
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: and I have a full dinner for him when he

836
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,720
Speaker 1: gets home. I love to cook, so the other day

837
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: I baked chicken, made mac and cheese, yam, sauteed spinach,

838
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: and dinner rolls. My boyfriend walked in and got mad

839
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: as soon as he saw what I cooked. This is

840
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:59,439
Speaker 1: how I've always cooked, and it's used what he's used

841
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: to eating, what he used to enjoy eating. We've been

842
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: arguing over food a lot recently, and most nights we

843
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: eat in silence because he's mad at me. Mind you,

844
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: he does eat everything I cook, including the bread. I

845
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: do add healthy options, such as baking the chicken instead

846
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 1: of frying it, and I include leafy green vegetables more.

847
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 1: I know he's scared of gaining his weight back, but

848
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: he needs to work on his willpower. I try to

849
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 1: eat the way he eats, and I literally passed out

850
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: at the gym. I got lighthearted and blacked out. Lightheaded,

851
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: I mean lightheaded and blacked out. Stephen Shirley, how can

852
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: we resolve our food issues? I want my man to

853
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: be happy and healthy, but I was happier when he

854
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: was fat. Well, he's not happy when he's fat. He's

855
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: not happier. And this is the problem. Your man has

856
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: a food issue and you're not helping with all that

857
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: good food and good smelling food around the house that

858
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: you cook. So let me ask you. I want to

859
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: say that I'm scared to answer this letter. I just

860
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 1: want to put that out there out there I'm just

861
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: gonna say, in the sake of comedy, I'm doing my

862
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: answer in the vein of comedy. Okay, feel what you

863
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: want to feel and get to tweets. Okay, yeah, I mean,

864
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: so you know you're not helping him with all the

865
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: good food. It's smelling good, it's tasting good. So let

866
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: me ask you this. If he were a covering drug addict,

867
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: would you have crack and weed lying around the house.

868
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: If he were an alcoholic, would you have liquor and

869
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: beer and wine all piled up in the fridge. If

870
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: he was hooked on opioids, okay, would you have percocet

871
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: and oxycodon in the medicine cabinet? All right, you got

872
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: to think about this stuff. So don't just say he

873
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: needs to work on his willpower when you put it

874
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: right in front of his face and under his nose.

875
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,919
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta help a brother out here. He's

876
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: not trying to go back to three hundred and fifty pounds.

877
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: He's got his weight down to a nice one hundred

878
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: and seventy. You said he looks so good, So maybe

879
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: you can cook, you know, a heavy meal like you

880
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 1: cook on the weekends. You know, give him a cheat day,

881
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: keep it light and healthy during the week, Okay, and

882
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: then maybe you what, guys, won't be mad at the

883
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: dinner table. Maybe you'll you know, have some conversation instead

884
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: of you know, eating in silence. That's all he needs,

885
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: some encouragement, some support. Steve, that ain't what this let about.

886
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just gonna get to it. First of all,

887
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: the letter opens with a lie. These measurements is wrong.

888
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: I'm in my mid thirties, I'm five one. Yeah, who

889
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: you know? Five one monica? She just added the one.

890
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: She either five flat or hard for eleven and I

891
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: weigh a hundred and twenty eight pounds. That's another lie.

892
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: No woman gives her exactly quait. No woman. So so

893
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,919
Speaker 1: you're saying she weighs more than yeah, she's about five

894
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: one one. She over there looking like a little flow

895
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:20,919
Speaker 1: model TV. I'm just gonna tell you, and ain't nothing

896
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: wrong with it. I'm just giving you some facts. Now,

897
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: big boy weigh one hundred and seventy pounds, but he

898
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: used to weigh three fifty. Yeah, he worked hard, loser weight.

899
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: That here's a problem. They eating habits is totally different.

900
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: Here we go, I'm a country girl. So my meals

901
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: are pretty hefty and full of flavor. They aren't bad nutritionally.

902
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: What you just said, your meals is pretty hefty and

903
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: full of flavor. They aren't bad nutritionally. That's they all

904
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,919
Speaker 1: got a et full of fat food. And you want

905
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: to talk about you ain't bad nutritionly, Yes it is.

906
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: You know what you cookie? Yeah, it's a big country girl.

907
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: And you said it's little. This woman ain't little shit.

908
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: You hear what she over the eating, She baking the chicken,

909
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: She got mac and cheese, and she got dinner rolls.

910
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: And once you eat mac and cheese and dinner rolls,

911
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what else you got on

912
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: your plate. It wins. That's a meal in it. They

913
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: aren't bad nutritiony, but they definitely are not the healthiest option.

914
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: My boyfriend eas cheese, crackers, mixed nuts, salads, and smooth

915
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: it's while he at the gym working, and I got

916
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: a full dinner for him when he get home. I

917
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: love a cook, So the other day I baked chicken,

918
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: made mac and cheese, yams, you know what I mean,

919
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: sugar on him, yam, making salt spinish and dinner roll

920
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 1: My boyfriend walked in and got mad as soon as

921
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: he saw with our cook. This is how I've always cooked.

922
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: It's what he used to enjoy eating when we were

923
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 1: Now we've been arguing him over food a lot recently,

924
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: and most nights weed in silence because he's mad at me.

925
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: Mind you, he does eat everything out cook, including the bread.

926
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: I do add healthy options, such as baking the chicken

927
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: instead of frying it, and I include leafy green vegetables more.

928
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: Now he's scared of gaining his I know he's scared

929
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: of gaining his weight back, but he needs to work

930
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: on his wheel pipe. I tried to eat the way

931
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: he eats, and I literally passed out at the gym.

932
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 1: Know what I was doing, had my little white ass

933
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: on that tread meal, trying to warm without to eat

934
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: dinner roles in me. You ever tried to walk on

935
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: the treadmill without your dinner role? Here? You gonna little

936
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: way without no macache? All right, hold on, hold on,

937
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: hold on. We got to Steve's response coming up at

938
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, subject I wish my boyfriend

939
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 1: was bigger. Right after this, you're listening, well, you know

940
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: we're back, everybody and Um, you know, here's this woman

941
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 1: who's in the mid thirty she's five one and hundred

942
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: twenty eight pounds. I think that's be kind of cute,

943
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: you know, five one hundred twenty eight pounds. I think

944
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: it's cute. I like TV. I'm dating a personal training

945
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: He weighed a hundred and seventy pounds. Well, you know,

946
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 1: why don't you stop dating that? It might happen just

947
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: that way, Steve. You know, why don't you find your

948
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: little shout? What's found? A little show man? Like like eaton?

949
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: I mean, why can't they compromise? Though? White? No? No,

950
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: she want the man to be three fifty, he don't

951
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: want to be three He doesn't. Yeah, and he mad

952
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: at you because he don't really want you to be

953
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: you know where it looked like you hid it too.

954
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: She keep cooking though, Yeah, she cooking a cheat day,

955
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 1: you know, and just try to do it help what

956
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 1: you know? Come on, now, they got a compromise jams. Yeah, yeah,

957
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: but when you lose waiting somebody to jams and macaroni

958
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: and cheese and they really don't kill me. Yeah, that's

959
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. In fact, you over there, little love seat,

960
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: he's getting no support from her, she said, Instead of frying,

961
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: she baked the chicken. Yeah, but you got the yams

962
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: and the mac and cheese. And this is just a okay, well,

963
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: let me just not say love seat and just make

964
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: it smaller than like a lazy boy. That's a little

965
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: recline made out of her lord. You think that it's

966
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 1: better little play. Maybe they're playing her lord couch you

967
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,439
Speaker 1: had you come on, We had a living room set

968
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 1: that my mama had bought off the back of the

969
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: TV guy. Remember that living room said you can get

970
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: thirty two pieces from pol ninety nine. Just say you

971
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 1: can and help her. How about you got me thinking

972
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: about the TV guy. Yeah, you remember the TV guy.

973
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: Man on back. TV guy handed thirty two pieces living rooms,

974
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: but they was counting ash trees and coasts thirty two

975
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: pieces living rooms, say, ain't never to counting the little see,

976
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,919
Speaker 1: but they counting every coaster they get. By the time

977
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: you put it together, it broke apart. Why don't you

978
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 1: and Jay do a reenactment of the dinner? Okay, okay,

979
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 1: all right, so Jay, you you the girl, and you

980
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: the cook. I got all the food I got, came

981
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: home from work. Hey, baby, I'm home. What's what's up? Baby?

982
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 1: Ain't done? You smell that cook? Cook? Oh? Yeah what

983
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 1: you baby? All we got um? We got chitlands chip. Yeah.

984
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 1: I know you haven't had them in a while, so

985
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 1: I made them up. Yummy, yummy. I got dams. I

986
01:04:55,760 --> 01:05:00,120
Speaker 1: got all types of pies you like, got hunting pie.

987
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 1: I got a sweep take the pie, baby, cherry. Baby.

988
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: You know I'm a professional trainer. I know, but you

989
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,959
Speaker 1: have y'all lost his weight. You know I ain't trying

990
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: to go back. And you look good, You look so okay.

991
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: But what you're cooking all this herefold because you haven't

992
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: had these foods in alone. Now you know I ain't

993
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: handed food and you know I had it a long time. Color.

994
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: I can drop from three fifty down to one seven,

995
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: and you look good. I got your grits and cheese.

996
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to get the cheese. Baby, I'm told you.

997
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 1: I haven't told you I got I got waffles. I see, baby,

998
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: I don't eat that no more. You see what I'm

999
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: trying to accomplish here, you sabotaging me. This is I

1000
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: made all this with love. I got white castle about

1001
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 1: I thought you said you made anything with a little

1002
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 1: What the hell are you when I have some white castle?

1003
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 1: I flew these in and I thought him out and

1004
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: the right here got your white castle. I got cool aid,

1005
01:05:55,200 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 1: I got tea, I got em nade. Baby, listen to me.

1006
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: They've listened to me. I'm listening. I don't I don't

1007
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: want to do that no more. And I think I

1008
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: need your support to help me. You want to be shaped.

1009
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 1: You want to eat, baby, I don't want. I don't

1010
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: want to eat. I don't want to eat all that

1011
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: I put all this together. But what you're crying for

1012
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: I've been well, baby, But what you're crying for? You you

1013
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: you ain't gotta you ain't gotta cry, you know you

1014
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: just I've been I've been this kitchen. Know how long

1015
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 1: you have? Baby, You've been a kitchen a long time.

1016
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: Why I want to take food over there? Did to

1017
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: bake these roads? I had corn brought out of the

1018
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 1: field that I got the corner there and up rounded

1019
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: up made the meal. And baby, you don't use corn

1020
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: meal to make even surely know that whatever ain't rolls

1021
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 1: and nobody know corn brad, no am chitless. I had

1022
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: I had Calvin the turkey growing up in the backyard

1023
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 1: all so long, and I had to take his life

1024
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: today because I knew you like turkey and I Calvin

1025
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: looked at me with its sad. E'm like, I'm sorry, Calvin,

1026
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 1: you got to go on the turkey old hold. You

1027
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: got some turkey in here. I got turkey in here.

1028
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: I got the turkey neck. You got turkey neck. Oh

1029
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: you got one turkey neck. I ate one while I

1030
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 1: was cooking, so I just ate. Well, baby, you know

1031
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: I like turkey. You're big ass and ate the turkey too,

1032
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: But you like turkey, and we could eat turkey together.

1033
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: I think, Baby, I'm gonna just be real, which I think, Yeah,

1034
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 1: they need to break up. We gonna break up over

1035
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 1: us exactly. I can't. I can't do you no more.

1036
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 1: You're just so damn a grateful you really are, I know, babe,

1037
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: but I'm in shaping. I don't want to go back,

1038
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: and I think you're gonna drag me down. You know

1039
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: you you better be glad. I am Christian love because

1040
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: I could take this, take a leg and beat your braid.

1041
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:16,679
Speaker 1: Stop crying, and you're not even doing a good cry.

1042
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 1: He said, he got no I ain't got no fall

1043
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Speaker 1: to rep all this stuff ridiculous, All this stuff gonna

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Speaker 1: go bad. Come to you? What, no, babe, what you

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Speaker 1: do is just give it to somebody else. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even hear that she made a salad. No, it ain't

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01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: no salad. I was thinking about making a salad, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't make one. Who is taken up with me?

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01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: That darn turkey? All right, Look, if she doesn't stop cooking,

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Speaker 1: they're not gonna make it. All right, we gotta get

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Speaker 1: out of here. So the Strawberry letters posted. You can

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01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,720
Speaker 1: leave your comments on Instagram at Steve Harvey f M.

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Speaker 1: And coming up in ten minutes, we have a real

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Speaker 1: treat for you. In the spirit of the Oscars. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna present to you the first ever right here on

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, the Stevie Awards. Right after that,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: we are so excited for your first ever Stevie Awards.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that Jay Anthony brown Um is gonna

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Speaker 1: get a chance to host some of the awards. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: So so Jay, let's get it started. Please present the

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Speaker 1: very first Stevieward. And this is so cool. And unlike

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Speaker 1: other Unlike other awards shows, we don't go with the nine.

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Speaker 1: We go right to the winner. Winner. Nominees are and

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Speaker 1: the winner is okay, all right. Nominees for the person

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Speaker 1: who has seen every movie that's out in the theater today,

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Speaker 1: and the winner is me. Yeah, I've seen every damn yeah,

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Speaker 1: the first one. Wait, when you'll write a bit, you

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01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:17,439
Speaker 1: can give it to yourself, all right. Nominated for the

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Speaker 1: person who talks through every damn movie, and the whin

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Speaker 1: it is Monican and Shelly. Start speech speech. I'd like

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Speaker 1: to thank the Lord who is the head of my life.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to thank my mom. I'd like to right there,

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Speaker 1: I know, I'd like to thank her. Up, you'll get

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Speaker 1: out of there. We gotta thanks. Keep Harvey mind his awards,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, because these are your awards. Thank you. This

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Speaker 1: is my favorite part. Next category nominated for the person

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Speaker 1: who who sits in the movie and says that should

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Speaker 1: have been my damn part, and who that is? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to thank everyone at the Academy for um,

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01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: just just looking out for the things that I've done

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Speaker 1: here and with my career. Uh you know, I started

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01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 1: with the Chapmans and things just seemed to broken out

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01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 1: from there. As you know, you can catch me on

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Speaker 1: Ready to Love. But this I am honored to have.

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Speaker 1: You know, there were roles that should have been mine.

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01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,719
Speaker 1: I mean, you know ice Que and Friday I should

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Speaker 1: have been MINEH where's the music? I'm sorry. I would

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Speaker 1: have fifteen seconds left, but let me let me thank

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Speaker 1: my mother for pushing me even more so. Um, I

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01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,799
Speaker 1: can't believe and soldier story. They gave a role to Denzel.

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Speaker 1: I was amazed by that that I didn't get that

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Speaker 1: ro um. Um, I can't believe in Black Panther. Um.

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01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan just amazed me by some of the

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Speaker 1: people that are taking my role. But I want to

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Speaker 1: say thank you for acknowledging me right, Thank you, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Nominated the nomination the nomination for who

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Speaker 1: has the voice in every children's movie? The One and

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Speaker 1: Only Junior. No, no that's not right. Yeah no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong. No, I don't want this award. I'm wrong. No,

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Speaker 1: I gotten people are taking me serious because of my

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Speaker 1: voice for real, I'm wrong. I'm forty. I'm telling I

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Speaker 1: tell I said, hey, man, don't test me, and people

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Speaker 1: tickle me. This I'm tired to talk about Elmo. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving right now this, Stevie is those out the people

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Speaker 1: that we all we little, we got a little voice,

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01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:59,639
Speaker 1: but we're big in statue. Kevin Harden, Mike Tyson, Chris Tuffer,

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Speaker 1: we are the same. Gru Thank you, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: But I'm nominade for if what for? Nominated for? If

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Speaker 1: they were in a movie? In a movie they asked,

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Speaker 1: what be on the phone? And the Winter is Colin Farrell.

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Speaker 1: Y'all give it up to Well Carlin couldn't be here

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Speaker 1: tonight allegedly because she she is working, allegedly and she's

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Speaker 1: on the phone allegedly. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Steve Hey, Steve Hey, y'all pretty for me, all right?

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Speaker 1: Our last what those two the man who has only

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01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 1: been to the movies every fifteen years and the Winter

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Speaker 1: goes to Steve. Thank you. You know, accepting this award

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Speaker 1: means so much to me. It means that all I've

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Speaker 1: gotten to us certain level where I can't go nowhere,

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Speaker 1: and going to this movie was truly, truly just one

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Speaker 1: of the great things. I want to announce his son's

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Speaker 1: candidacy and the fact that they would be beating him profusely.

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Speaker 1: This speech right here is as meaningless as the award

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Speaker 1: I just got. And therefore I just wanted to thank

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Speaker 1: my dog, and I got two goldfish that our old

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Speaker 1: suit us too over this course of time, and I

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Speaker 1: realized this as time goes only, so God bless you all.

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Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, with a wonderful giver of awards. I

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Speaker 1: knew this award was coming one day because you're so

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01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:50,640
Speaker 1: damn angry in a bit of this is just a

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Speaker 1: part of who you are. We are here thinking the

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Speaker 1: Lord all we are. Furthermore, he's let him use where

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Speaker 1: is this going? You? And knowing that all that we

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01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,679
Speaker 1: are today, he could be no mo if it were yesterday.

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01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:17,360
Speaker 1: Oh hey, you ever had somebody be talking and they

1137
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 1: think they're heavy? Yes, but they all saying nothing. Shut up?

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01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 1: Did you not hear Tommy speak? A friendless place in

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01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:36,599
Speaker 1: my entire life? Boy, I'm telling you you gotta have Yeah,

1140
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 1: you gotta have triple. We'll join us next year for

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Speaker 1: another award presentation of the Steve the Stevie Awards. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love that Stevie. Yeah, huh, greatness, right there? You

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01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 1: thought of this, Jay, No junior. Junior thought the man

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Speaker 1: with the baby voice. Yeah, all right, coming up next, guys,

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Speaker 1: if you're planning and travel by airplane during the holidays,

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01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: you will want to hear this. Don't go anywhere. It's

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01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:19,240
Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to show. All right, So, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you're traveling by airplane during the holidays, I'm going away. Well,

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01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:31,240
Speaker 1: I guess we all are right up in the air. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, yeah,

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01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:34,320
Speaker 1: because I'm flying commercial. Okay, Well, if you're flying commercial,

1151
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 1: listen to this. Here's a very serious tip. Do not

1152
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: drink the coffee, the tea, or the water on the

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01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: airplane unless it's out of a bottle. Okay, this is

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01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 1: a courting Yeah. This is according to a recent study

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Speaker 1: by the New York Food Policy Center. They found Yeah,

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01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 1: they found that the water tanks on planes aren't cleaned

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01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 1: often enough, and they are topped off with the hair

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01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:02,240
Speaker 1: drink water after plane. I don't well, a lot of

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01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 1: people do, Steve where they pour it out of the bottle.

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01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: But yeah, they poured out of the bottle. But it's

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01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,599
Speaker 1: not a fresh you know, bottle. I mean, you don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's a fresh bottle, fresh bottle of water.

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Speaker 1: That's not a fresh bottle of water. Well, I got

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Speaker 1: my top on the seal when I get Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: they give you bottles of water with the seal on there,

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01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:24,880
Speaker 1: but if they're just pouring them out of the bottle,

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Speaker 1: you don't know that. Yeah. Well, anyway, this recent study,

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Speaker 1: as I was saying, by the New York Food Policy Center,

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Speaker 1: found that the water tanks on the planes aren't cleaned

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Speaker 1: often and they are topped off with new water after

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Speaker 1: every flight. So the water at the bottom of the

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01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 1: tank isn't very clean and it has been sitting there

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Speaker 1: for a while. Oh and a study from the EPA

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Speaker 1: found that twelve percent of commercial planes tested positive for

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Speaker 1: fecal bacteria in the water supply. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:01,000
Speaker 1: that's the same. Yeah, yes it is. That's the same

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Speaker 1: water you wash your hands within the laboratory, and the

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Speaker 1: same water they used to make coffee and tea on

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Speaker 1: the plane. That's that's planes. That attitude of that fight

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Speaker 1: attended to. Yeah, that's that's thank you. Well that fix

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Speaker 1: it up. You can't do nothing now, can't drink coffee,

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01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:26,080
Speaker 1: can't drink you can't fly. Man. I was on the

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Speaker 1: plane one time. They had a baby on the plane.

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01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:32,080
Speaker 1: This lady said her child was allergic to peanuts. Now

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01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 1: this after we own and they passing out, you know food.

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01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:40,840
Speaker 1: The lady said, nobody in first class can have hot

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Speaker 1: nuts because if he smelled the peanuts. I said, why

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Speaker 1: is his ass on the plane? Because I gets on

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Speaker 1: the front of him hot nuts. Yea, And now you

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Speaker 1: got your little sick ass back there. He can't staying

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01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 1: the smell and nuts. Well, you don't need to fly

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Speaker 1: when you gotta train, y'all cut the tooth. Why don't

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Speaker 1: y'all drive? I don't like that, man. Man, we had

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Speaker 1: the one time, and this is a true story, kid,

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01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,839
Speaker 1: you not we pulled out, we're going to the runway.

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Speaker 1: We had turned the plane around and take off all

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Speaker 1: the peanuts on the plane. Wow. But the lady just

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Speaker 1: said it on the way out when we use taxing.

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Speaker 1: But I was so mad. Man. Yeah, that's the second

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Speaker 1: madness I've ever been on the plane. Mm hmm, ain't

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Speaker 1: knowing you can do back? Wow, Steve, Well, just a reminder,

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01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,360
Speaker 1: you know, when a lot of people will be fly.

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Speaker 1: That was the second madness I've ever been on the plane. Second, man,

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Speaker 1: But what was the first half? What happened? What happened?

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Speaker 1: Or you're gonna play stupid Shirley. Oh that's what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do, ste if you do. I had anxiety issue,

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Speaker 1: you know, when we were taxing and the ladies said

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Speaker 1: we have to go back and take all the peanuts

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01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,439
Speaker 1: off to play. I was so mad. That was the

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Speaker 1: second that the first madness I've ever been. Hey, before

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Speaker 1: you tell the story, I love you. I just want

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Speaker 1: to say that the plane were back all the way out,

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01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:20,439
Speaker 1: we take off, we going towards the runway. All of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, we put the brakes, were back up. We

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Speaker 1: back up at the gate. Don't nobody say nothing. Then

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Speaker 1: the flight attendant said, I'm sorry, but we have to

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Speaker 1: remove someone from the plane. I'm sitting there, Shirley coo

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Speaker 1: walker pad So sure, situation for white folk, see you

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Speaker 1: up on this place. They didn't ball Shirley back because

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Speaker 1: she didn't have the anxiety attack. She can't fly. This

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01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:52,679
Speaker 1: is true. This is the truth. Yeah, that actually happened.

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01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 1: That brought her back, and I just can't do this.

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01:20:57,479 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 1: So now three hundred damn people can't go where we

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Speaker 1: going because she didn't got that crazy ass on the

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Speaker 1: plane to decide if she can't do it about the ticket.

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Speaker 1: This we were going to New York. Remember to be

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Speaker 1: on the montell Williams talk. Hey got he got in

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Speaker 1: the damn plane, fastened her seat belt. It's taxi. She

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Speaker 1: snapped her seat belt and called best precedent. But then

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Speaker 1: they all, I has to back plane. What baby, it's

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01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:28,160
Speaker 1: on the damn I was hyper ventilating. The lady ran

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Speaker 1: back down. Here comes Sirley with all her bag and

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Speaker 1: I lookt too walking past me. I said, Sherley, sit

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Speaker 1: down for the white folks seat. I got to get

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Speaker 1: off this. Everybody said, this bug you I know. I couldn't. Nah,

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Speaker 1: you know it is after nine elevens. So now we

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Speaker 1: got to wait on her to get her bag off

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Speaker 1: the damn play. So they got to go in the

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Speaker 1: underbelly to get her because they can't let her kill us.

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Speaker 1: And she ain't on a prank. But I was so

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Speaker 1: dead and they got to look forward, yeah, and everything

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Speaker 1: was fine. I ended up coming the next day. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been waiting more. The next day, Well,

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Speaker 1: you couldn't go to day before. I couldn't. I had

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Speaker 1: to make myself. I had to talk myself into it.

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Speaker 1: I had to make myself. You know, you have to.

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Speaker 1: You have to face your fears drunk and I had

1248
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:34,640
Speaker 1: a panic attack. I was hyperventilating. Well, you know it

1249
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:38,000
Speaker 1: bothers me sometimes, butly don't get drunk. But I'm much

1250
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:39,960
Speaker 1: better at it now. I don't know what's happening to it.

1251
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,360
Speaker 1: But you can't be rounding not with one. She don't

1252
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: get drunk, but she drank one glance away. Oh man,

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01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:54,880
Speaker 1: she ain't drunk with something wrong. I believe your bodies

1254
01:22:54,960 --> 01:23:01,760
Speaker 1: telling me before whatever, Steve, you've never seen that. I

1255
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:07,559
Speaker 1: said to time to foot and treatments every time. See

1256
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:10,679
Speaker 1: a lot of people have panic attacks on the plane. Okay,

1257
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 1: we'll get off the plane here. You have to face

1258
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:16,639
Speaker 1: your fears out of Africa as a as a show.

1259
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:19,000
Speaker 1: You really can't go with it. Oh you need to

1260
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,160
Speaker 1: be on another flag. Yeah, or you know. That's why

1261
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,840
Speaker 1: I was asking you yesterday how do you handle the

1262
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:27,040
Speaker 1: long flights? And you said yesterday you remember that that's

1263
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:30,320
Speaker 1: your favorite thing to do. That's your that's your favorite

1264
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,360
Speaker 1: thing to do. Timmy, what would you do if you

1265
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:36,160
Speaker 1: on the plane and then started lightning, Pull that shade down,

1266
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:51,840
Speaker 1: get up on that seat. A shade all right, coming

1267
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes, Thanks a lot. I left the

1268
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,840
Speaker 1: shade down and just be flicking my light on it all.

1269
01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,960
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Sea vrby morning show right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Jay, this story is

1271
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,120
Speaker 1: kind of for you right here. Our good friend Kevin

1272
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 1: Hart has been in the news lately. We know why

1273
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,040
Speaker 1: for stepping down from the oscars, But this time I

1274
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:16,360
Speaker 1: think he really dodged a bullet here. One of the

1275
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: venues on his comedy tour is being sued by a

1276
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 1: diabetic woman who claims she got kicked out of Kevin

1277
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,479
Speaker 1: Hart's comedy show because she used her cell phone to

1278
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:31,599
Speaker 1: check her blood sugar before the show began. The incident

1279
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,720
Speaker 1: happened last July in San Diego when the lady used

1280
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,880
Speaker 1: cell phone app that I'm sure you're aware of this

1281
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,920
Speaker 1: jay that monitors her blood sugar levels. The venue had

1282
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:45,600
Speaker 1: signs posted no, but it's a device that goes on

1283
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:47,800
Speaker 1: your arm and then you see it on your phone.

1284
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:51,760
Speaker 1: She's not telling the truths you have the other part.

1285
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:54,800
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything where you just touched the phone

1286
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,680
Speaker 1: and it checks your blood. They may have it, I

1287
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,080
Speaker 1: haven't seen it. Ye what I've seen is it? You

1288
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:01,080
Speaker 1: put it on your arm. You can see the must

1289
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: have had that. Well, I'll see it is how you

1290
01:25:04,439 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 1: are diabetic. I think we have to lean go with

1291
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,599
Speaker 1: what you say, Ye go with me this time. Well

1292
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:17,000
Speaker 1: this lady was one two. Well, but she didn't she's

1293
01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:20,840
Speaker 1: not here. Okay, let's see you got hold up. You

1294
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:23,720
Speaker 1: gonna go. You're gonna go with a diabetic that's not here.

1295
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:32,120
Speaker 1: That's why a comedian diabetic all day. But I know

1296
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:35,600
Speaker 1: how sick you can get. And all you do is

1297
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:38,040
Speaker 1: poor orange juice and keep it moving, that's all. I

1298
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:40,320
Speaker 1: don't even do that for Jake. What do you do

1299
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:45,320
Speaker 1: for Jake? I walk off and leave anyway. The venue

1300
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:48,040
Speaker 1: had signs posted prohibiting the use of cell phones, but

1301
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:51,640
Speaker 1: she said it was a medical necessity. She was still ejected.

1302
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 1: They still removed her from the venue. She never got

1303
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:58,320
Speaker 1: a refund, so she's suing Live Nation, which operates the venue. Again.

1304
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:02,679
Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin Hart is not named in this lawsuit. Okay,

1305
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,880
Speaker 1: but it happened, you know, But just get up leaving.

1306
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:10,559
Speaker 1: They'll let you back in. I mean she making him

1307
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 1: big dealing, you making an all check that photographs. Yeah,

1308
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 1: well you're you. You can be quiet non diabetic. He

1309
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:25,320
Speaker 1: know a lot about blood raising because he's short. What

1310
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:29,040
Speaker 1: did you say? He know a lot about how blood

1311
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:32,280
Speaker 1: because he showed Trump didn't get high blood real quick,

1312
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:34,400
Speaker 1: like if he stepped down off a curve. Now blood

1313
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:39,400
Speaker 1: bod because he showed us the loan drop for him.

1314
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:41,439
Speaker 1: It's a curve to you, but it's a loan drop

1315
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:44,640
Speaker 1: for him. Thinking of that, Steve, I'm really mad at

1316
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:48,639
Speaker 1: you for telling story. We've gone No, no, no, we've

1317
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:51,280
Speaker 1: gone all year, not one time. If we had a

1318
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:56,800
Speaker 1: little Tommy story, not one what we practically beg you

1319
01:26:56,960 --> 01:27:01,479
Speaker 1: for them. It's him that doesn't want them. Oh, Shirley,

1320
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:04,920
Speaker 1: things have changed now we're in a different place. Okay, man,

1321
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:10,160
Speaker 1: No they haven't, and no we're not. Things have changed.

1322
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:13,599
Speaker 1: Shirley was gonna have the same question, thank you? Why

1323
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,800
Speaker 1: are you tallert? What? What? Y t? He's taller and

1324
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:24,639
Speaker 1: statue taller than what? Jay in life's taller than what? Who?

1325
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,920
Speaker 1: Who ain't he over here? So what he's taller than what?

1326
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:31,240
Speaker 1: He's accomplished more things than last year? Oh? Because of

1327
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:35,640
Speaker 1: his TV show? You're set most definitely definitely sure, So

1328
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,720
Speaker 1: we can't do that kind of stuff. Stand all right,

1329
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:41,600
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey after this.

1330
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:49,360
Speaker 1: Maybe a little tim start. No, you're listening show Steve.

1331
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:54,639
Speaker 1: We need a drum roll plays drum roll? Please? Yeah,

1332
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:59,200
Speaker 1: listen up, everybody. We are giving you the chance to

1333
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:01,880
Speaker 1: win a trip for two to my Saying the Soul

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01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:06,599
Speaker 1: Festival next October tenth through the fourteen that includes listen

1335
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Speaker 1: to Me y'all folk Knights in a junior suite at

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Speaker 1: the All Inclusive Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, round trip

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Speaker 1: coach airfare, two tickets to all seventeen events, man airport transfers,

1338
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:25,040
Speaker 1: to enter and to get rules. All you gotta do.

1339
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:28,200
Speaker 1: Let's go to Steve Harvey FM dot com get your

1340
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:32,000
Speaker 1: passports updated because you could win a trip to Punta

1341
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Speaker 1: Connor in the Dominican Republic again. To trip includes round

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01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:42,080
Speaker 1: trip coach air for you and one guest, fol nights

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Speaker 1: accommodations in the junior suite at the All Inclusive Hard

1344
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Speaker 1: Rock Hotel and Casino. All inclusive food, alcoholic beverage, No

1345
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:59,400
Speaker 1: alcoholic beverages included while on the Hard Rock and Casino property.

1346
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:08,360
Speaker 1: Two tickets to all seventeen events. Who that hell? Seventeen events?

1347
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:15,680
Speaker 1: I don't know nobody. But a limitless resort credit, did

1348
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:20,800
Speaker 1: you hear me? Virga, a limitless resort credit that you

1349
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,160
Speaker 1: can use at the spa, at the gift shop or

1350
01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:28,200
Speaker 1: the play golf. All my credits is going towards golf.

1351
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:30,880
Speaker 1: I just won't golf and that casino. I can hit

1352
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,800
Speaker 1: that jackpot like I did last time. I had to

1353
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: do little the casino or he from the States, he

1354
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:38,720
Speaker 1: run the casino. I said, man, how y'all doing? We're

1355
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:43,680
Speaker 1: doing good that you came in here. Or I hit

1356
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:45,240
Speaker 1: him over the head, man, I hit him for a

1357
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:49,720
Speaker 1: big jack pott. You know. Make sure that your passport

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Speaker 1: is current and inner at Steve Harvey FM dot com.

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Speaker 1: In a at Steve Harvey FM dot com for your

1360
01:29:56,200 --> 01:30:00,439
Speaker 1: chance to win this amazing trip to Punta Connor, saying

1361
01:30:00,479 --> 01:30:05,040
Speaker 1: the soul is back at it. Y'all right, so much

1362
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 1: fun this year. Yeah, everybody will be There's up. Tommy

1363
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:17,200
Speaker 1: and Jay put some soul on it. Yeah, everybody be

1364
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:20,640
Speaker 1: there with them. Tommy's coming. No, he ain't tell you that.

1365
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:25,519
Speaker 1: Timmy ain't coming. Don't know you think I'm gonna come

1366
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:30,880
Speaker 1: to saying the soul. Now he got TV show girl.

1367
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:36,160
Speaker 1: He's been waiting on it. But Steve, he fitting the

1368
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:45,360
Speaker 1: show his naturall. If you ain't ever seen Tommy at

1369
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:50,560
Speaker 1: her damn food propelled yrself. I'm a humble about it.

1370
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:53,000
Speaker 1: Let him get picked up a season two, y'all fitning

1371
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,679
Speaker 1: to see something? You ain't gonna ask right he ain't

1372
01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:59,840
Speaker 1: acting right now, it ain't tasting to two weeks. He

1373
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:05,240
Speaker 1: took the show add and he took off. I said, Tim,

1374
01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:09,360
Speaker 1: what happened? Show came on last night? I can't watch

1375
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:12,080
Speaker 1: your opening night and be here too. You know my

1376
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:15,080
Speaker 1: big day of mom? What big day is that? It's well,

1377
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:17,840
Speaker 1: noon gold, I ask me. That's why you like that?

1378
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:21,519
Speaker 1: That's why something like that. I'm sipping on this stuff? Man,

1379
01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:24,240
Speaker 1: twelve noon Timmy, Yeah, well I fixed it. I could

1380
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:28,320
Speaker 1: come to work. You know, dog, you can't drink that

1381
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:32,720
Speaker 1: stuff and come to work. I can't handle it. All right,

1382
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:35,120
Speaker 1: coming up our last break of the day and some

1383
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:38,519
Speaker 1: closing remarks from our fearless leader, the one and only

1384
01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:45,320
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're listening all right? Here

1385
01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:47,680
Speaker 1: we are, Steve. Last break of the day. It's been

1386
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:51,080
Speaker 1: a good day. A lot of stuff going on in

1387
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:54,760
Speaker 1: the world Jesus, but we need a break from all

1388
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:58,040
Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, that's why we love having you, Steve,

1389
01:31:58,160 --> 01:32:02,080
Speaker 1: so you can give us some closing remarks the world today.

1390
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:09,480
Speaker 1: Oftentimes my best closing remarks are remarks that are reflective

1391
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:13,600
Speaker 1: of something that I'm going through, have been through, or experienced.

1392
01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:16,960
Speaker 1: And so today is going to be in that vein.

1393
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:23,639
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you all today about faith. Faith.

1394
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:30,120
Speaker 1: The purest definition of faith to me, this is to me, now,

1395
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:32,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how other people view faith. I'm just

1396
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:38,560
Speaker 1: talking about the purest definition of faith to me is

1397
01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:44,519
Speaker 1: simply this, faith is the belief in things that you

1398
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:53,679
Speaker 1: cannot see. That's what faith really means to me. Faith

1399
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:59,240
Speaker 1: is to belief in things that you cannot see. That

1400
01:33:00,439 --> 01:33:05,280
Speaker 1: categorizes faith for me, That exemplifies faith for me, That

1401
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:11,360
Speaker 1: expresses faith for me that somehow, over the years, I

1402
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:16,120
Speaker 1: have managed to understand that faith is in the belief

1403
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:22,840
Speaker 1: in things that you cannot see. So when situations beset me,

1404
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:27,920
Speaker 1: when circumstances run up into me, when I find myself

1405
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:34,200
Speaker 1: in something that I have no control over that circumstances,

1406
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:38,280
Speaker 1: just set thyself right in front of my door, and

1407
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:41,120
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I get the phone calls,

1408
01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:44,639
Speaker 1: hey man, you all right, Hey man, hang in now.

1409
01:33:45,479 --> 01:33:48,840
Speaker 1: Man so sad to hear the news. You know, I

1410
01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:51,720
Speaker 1: had a slew it that this week because of some

1411
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:55,839
Speaker 1: article that came out about the show friends from Cleveland,

1412
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:59,080
Speaker 1: and I appreciate it all. But I'm gonna tell you

1413
01:33:59,240 --> 01:34:02,639
Speaker 1: something that I'm drawing on. I'm drawing on this thing

1414
01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:06,320
Speaker 1: called faith. I'm drawing on some words that my mother

1415
01:34:06,479 --> 01:34:09,519
Speaker 1: told me when she was young. When I was young,

1416
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,320
Speaker 1: my mama was a Sunday school teacher for forty years.

1417
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:16,360
Speaker 1: She always taught me that I don't believe God brought

1418
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:20,599
Speaker 1: me this far to leave me. There is no way

1419
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:25,840
Speaker 1: that God got me to this place to leave me.

1420
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:33,599
Speaker 1: See where faith comes in. I firmly believe that when

1421
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:39,160
Speaker 1: one door closes, God has another one to open up. See.

1422
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:42,120
Speaker 1: I never stand in the doorway that's closing in my

1423
01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:45,240
Speaker 1: face and keep knocking on that door. Y'all need to

1424
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:48,160
Speaker 1: open this door back up. I'm not gonna stand there

1425
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,439
Speaker 1: and try to force my way back in the door.

1426
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:53,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of my business. Of course, faith

1427
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:58,040
Speaker 1: without works is dead. But I do not get crippled

1428
01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:03,280
Speaker 1: and crumbled. The predictions are the thoughts of somebody else.

1429
01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:06,320
Speaker 1: Somebody come to me and tell me what they're gonna

1430
01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:11,520
Speaker 1: do to me. How many times have you had somebody

1431
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:14,400
Speaker 1: come to you and tell you what they was gonna

1432
01:35:14,439 --> 01:35:17,360
Speaker 1: do to you? How many times have you had a

1433
01:35:17,479 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: boss confront you and tell you what they was gonna

1434
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:23,880
Speaker 1: do to you? And they say it with the full

1435
01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:29,000
Speaker 1: intent of shaking you up? And sometimes it work, don't it.

1436
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:33,639
Speaker 1: You go home and you shake it. Let me offer

1437
01:35:33,720 --> 01:35:40,519
Speaker 1: you something, stop shaking. Don't worry, don't be dismayed. There's

1438
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:44,559
Speaker 1: no way God brought you this far to leave. See

1439
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:46,840
Speaker 1: the people's talking about taking stuff from you, They didn't

1440
01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:48,800
Speaker 1: give it to you in the first place. What they

1441
01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:52,200
Speaker 1: don't know that your steps was ordered by God. What

1442
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:55,479
Speaker 1: they don't know that God positioned you right where he

1443
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:58,479
Speaker 1: wanted you to be at a particular time. They had

1444
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:01,799
Speaker 1: no choice that to put you in the position because

1445
01:36:01,960 --> 01:36:05,280
Speaker 1: God had ordered his soul. So when they come along

1446
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:08,200
Speaker 1: and they start talking about taking you out of position,

1447
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:14,760
Speaker 1: what you're worried about that fault? You don't think. You

1448
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:18,719
Speaker 1: don't think that you have an option here. You don't

1449
01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:21,080
Speaker 1: think that the God you served that put you where

1450
01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:24,000
Speaker 1: he wanted you to be placed. You don't think he

1451
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:28,479
Speaker 1: see all of this. I do. I think he sees me.

1452
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,080
Speaker 1: I think he places me right where he wanted me

1453
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:35,320
Speaker 1: to be placed. I think he has people saying things

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Speaker 1: about me so I can hear it. I think he's

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Speaker 1: allowing people to think that they're making decisions because they

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Speaker 1: want to. I believe that they don't know that God

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Speaker 1: is always working on my behalf behind the scenes always.

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Speaker 1: Why Because I believe and I trusted him, That's why

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Speaker 1: he always working on my behalf. That is No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not an evil person. I'm not an unrighteous person. I'm

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Speaker 1: really a good person. I'm flawed, but I'm a good person.

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Speaker 1: I don't set out to hurt nobody. I ain't trying

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Speaker 1: to step on nobody. So when somebody bring me some

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Speaker 1: disparaging news about what they're gonna do to me, in

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Speaker 1: the words of Bishop T. D. Jakes, you got to

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Speaker 1: be careful how you handle me. Be very careful how

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Speaker 1: you handle me. Because I happen to be a child

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Speaker 1: of the Most High. What He's done for me in

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Speaker 1: the past, he can continue to do for me in

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Speaker 1: the future. I have no fear of what you claiming

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Speaker 1: that you will do to me, because God didn't bring

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Speaker 1: me this far to leave me. That I'm certain of.

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Speaker 1: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.

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Speaker 1: And even though I can't see what he's doing right now,

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Speaker 1: I bet he's doing something. I'm excited about the future

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Speaker 1: of what God got for me. Those are my clothing.

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Speaker 1: You better know it, better drop yourself a good WEEKI

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Speaker 1: rop up face baby drop. Did you drop the micro

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Speaker 1: dress yourself? What did you do? For All Steve Harvey

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