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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And today we

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Speaker 1: prank a dad who volunteered to help set up for

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Speaker 1: his kids middle school dance. And you'd think if a

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Speaker 1: guy's offering to do such a nice, selfless thing, you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't want to mess with that, right, Oh no, he

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Speaker 1: should be celebrated. Yeah, no, not with us. Now we're

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Speaker 1: gonna prank him in your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Al right, is this Kevin?

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Speaker 2: Sure? Is mask? I'm speaking with absolutely This.

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Speaker 3: Is Janet Throttle bamb I'm with the middle school PTA,

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Speaker 3: just calling to go over a few last minute things

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Speaker 3: before Friday.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Mia, what's what's going on Friday?

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Speaker 3: Hello? It's the big dance Knock knock anybody home?

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Speaker 2: Oh the dance? Yeah, that's that's right. I got you who?

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Speaker 3: You got me scared there for a second. Didn't want

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Speaker 3: to lose our DJ?

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Speaker 1: Lose?

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Speaker 2: Why would we lose the DJ? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: It's not so funny.

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be funny. What's going on with

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Speaker 2: the DJ?

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Speaker 3: Well, you're on the schedule. It is our DJ for

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Speaker 3: the night.

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Speaker 2: Hold on what and.

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Speaker 3: We are so grateful that you volunteered. Not a lot

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Speaker 3: of dads step up, like, hold on, I got to

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Speaker 3: stop you there.

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Speaker 2: I'm not the DJ. I'm supposed to be helping set up,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not the DJ. There's no way.

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Speaker 3: Just like Beyonce, she also claims she doesn't DJ.

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Speaker 2: Hold on what that is.

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Speaker 3: The kind of humility we love from our performers.

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Speaker 2: Now? Okay? Yeah, no, seriously, I don't mean right, I

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Speaker 2: don't know how to DJ. I mean I was I

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Speaker 2: was informed that I was simply setting up tables, chairs

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Speaker 2: and decorations.

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Speaker 3: Informing you now then, huh, because we've already printed the

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Speaker 3: flyers with your name on them. DJ Midlife Crisis.

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Speaker 2: J Midlife Crisis.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the glitter banter is getting laminated as we.

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Speaker 2: A glitter banner.

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Speaker 3: The kids are gonna be so hyped. I mean, how

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Speaker 3: fun is that?

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Speaker 2: I don't see this being fun. It's middle school. It's

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Speaker 2: like I'm gonna be transported back in time and I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be made fun of it all over again.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we would never set you up for that. We

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Speaker 3: even asked one of our sixth graders to bring his

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Speaker 3: equipment and assist you. DJ's skibbitty skibbitty DJ skibty.

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Speaker 2: Okay now you're done.

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Speaker 3: Skimmity, that's okay. Two Skivity's is lit. Listen.

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Speaker 2: I seriously don't want to disappoint the kids at all,

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Speaker 2: but if I have to do this, prepare for a

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Speaker 2: training wreck because it's going.

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Speaker 3: To be bad. So that's a yes. All right, Okay, listen,

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Speaker 3: we'll take care of everything. Light sounds Skibbitty Skivvy will

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Speaker 3: be your hype man. He's great. Oh he does backflips

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Speaker 3: and calls people.

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Speaker 2: Bro, that sounds like a nightmare.

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Speaker 3: Listen, you ordered two gallons of energy drink for your

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Speaker 3: green room. He's not going to be enough because you're

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Speaker 3: on for five hours five hours.

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Speaker 2: There's no way I can dday for five hours.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not just you. Remember Skibbey your hype man. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you'll help me deal with all the breaks. We know

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Speaker 3: how those midlife flatters go.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I mean, I'm kind of offended because

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Speaker 2: I'm not that old. But at the same time, I

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Speaker 2: don't know what music to play. What am I gonna

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Speaker 2: get up there and play?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I got your back, bro, You.

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Speaker 2: Just called me Bro. Hold up, you're sure right.

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Speaker 3: All you got to do is throw my playlist down

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Speaker 3: on those ones and twos.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got three.

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Speaker 3: Different versions of Drops of Jupiter. What we should hear

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Speaker 3: it in acoustic?

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Speaker 2: All right, this can't be real. Somebody has to be

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Speaker 2: messing with me.

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Speaker 3: Someone definitely is just like I mess around with mister Brightside.

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Speaker 2: Could somebody please just tell me what the hell is

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Speaker 2: going on? I'd like to know.

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Speaker 3: Man, you're hard Kevin. This is a prank phone call

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Speaker 3: and you're on the radio right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you serious? There's no way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your wife Shelley set you up a radio show

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't. I can't believe she did this. Man,

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Speaker 2: you guys are awesome.

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Speaker 3: She said you got roped into helping out with the

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Speaker 3: middle school dance this Friday.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I sure did. But nobody told me about

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Speaker 2: being a DJ.

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Speaker 3: So well DJ midlife crisis your fans, await.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget Skibbity Skivvy or whatever the hell that kid's

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Speaker 2: name is.

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Speaker 3: That's right, bro, weeke up. Every morning was fum taps

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Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: Morning