Speaker 1: Second date update. As a guy, the hardest thing about
Speaker 1: online dating is figuring out how to capture a beautiful
Speaker 1: woman's attention right off the bat. Yeah, because when you're
Speaker 1: one of fifty thousand thirsty dudes sliding into her dams,
Speaker 1: how are you supposed to stand out? Nothing really works?
Speaker 2: Must be hard for you, guys.
Speaker 1: One person in this room might think sending her an
Speaker 1: upside down eggplant might do the trick. And even though
Speaker 1: that may sound prude and inappropriate, it also isn't far off.
Speaker 1: Instead of showing her an eggplant, why not call her
Speaker 1: one instead? Ay, that's not sexy at all. That's what
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Sean, would recommend doing. Let's talk
Speaker 1: to him. Sean. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, how you doing.
Speaker 2: Did you tell a woman she reminds you of an
Speaker 2: egg plant?
Speaker 3: Not an egg plant? But I like to use kind
Speaker 3: of like fruit nicknames. It gets their attention a little bit,
Speaker 3: like little blueberry or mango mama.
Speaker 1: I wish I was a mango mom. You plump little
Speaker 1: watermelon over there. He's come quiet, look at you.
Speaker 4: I'm having a hard time thinking before accomplished, to think
Speaker 4: of what I want to be called.
Speaker 1: Sherry pie. There's a strategy that works well for you, Sean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it kind of lets them remember you.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like, uh, it's out. Yeah, it kind
Speaker 3: of just makes you stand out a little bit, you know.
Speaker 3: It's uh, it's it's cute, cute.
Speaker 2: Like beautie oranges. Right, Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: Right, Book's on board now.
Speaker 2: So I worked for you, so you know, good job.
Speaker 1: Who was the woman that it worked on.
Speaker 3: Yeah? I met this girl named Hannah.
Speaker 2: I don't care about her real name. What'd you call her?
Speaker 3: I mean, obvious name would be Hannah Banana, but I like,
Speaker 3: I figured many people have called her that in her life. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is that one with hate pineapple?
Speaker 4: Pineapple and not a real catchy nickname?
Speaker 1: Not the sexiest for you think? Did she see all
Speaker 1: of that as a compliment?
Speaker 3: Not really. We didn't really like a week she did
Speaker 3: we talk to you? Yeah, so we we matched and
Speaker 3: once I called her that we didn't. We didn't talk
Speaker 3: for like a week after.
Speaker 2: So did you apologize? Is that how you recovered?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Actually I kind of went in the opposite direction. I
Speaker 3: sent her like a cool pineapple fact every day and
Speaker 3: doubled down on it.
Speaker 1: Here's why you are really a pineapple?
Speaker 2: Actually? What fact got her?
Speaker 3: Well? I think it was a combination of all the
Speaker 3: facts together that really got her.
Speaker 2: Respond, Just your extensive pineapple knowledge.
Speaker 1: It's like a book of pineapple facts showed your value
Speaker 1: through pineapple.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, she.
Speaker 3: Said, if you don't call me pineapple anymore, we can talk.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my gosh, you I mean he must be attractive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: worked like you said, you recommended this people. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: You annoyed her into a first case, and not a
Speaker 1: lot of people can do that. So how did it
Speaker 1: go different? What did you do?
Speaker 3: So? I laid off the pineapple talk, as she asked,
Speaker 3: and I switched to calling her Kiwi, which she liked
Speaker 3: a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Now she's her key.
Speaker 2: You just didn't leave that alone, but.
Speaker 5: I think it.
Speaker 2: Did.
Speaker 3: She Yeah, but you guys don't understand. It was like
Speaker 3: kind of a joke. It was like, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to call you pineapple anymore, but I'm going to call
Speaker 3: you a different person.
Speaker 1: Let's put the fruit basket aside for a second, because
Speaker 1: we need to talk about Hannah and your actual date
Speaker 1: with her.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we decided to meet up at a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Not okay. I know you're gonna say juice bar, and
Speaker 1: I was like, are in here? Oh god, So how
Speaker 1: did the restaurant go?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So, I honestly I was walking on eggshells. I
Speaker 3: was trying hard to do everything right.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah.
Speaker 3: I was opening doors off, pulling out chairs, complimenting her,
Speaker 3: but you know, also kind of playing it cool. And
Speaker 3: I think it played I think it went really well.
Speaker 3: We were talking and spent like an over an hour
Speaker 3: in the restaurant.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of average time, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Good for a pretty bad date.
Speaker 2: And like that's how long code normally takes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, you're making me feel a little self conscious
Speaker 3: over here.
Speaker 1: I don't mean it that way, sorry, coconut, go back
Speaker 1: to the story. What happened with the date? It was
Speaker 1: an hour long?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an hour long. We both finished eating.
Speaker 3: I paid like a gentleman. I didn't ask her to
Speaker 3: do anything, but most.
Speaker 1: Men pay on days. Not really that big of a
Speaker 1: deal about Okay.
Speaker 4: I want to know, like how you guys connected, Like,
Speaker 4: you know, I feel like you're going through the list
Speaker 4: of the timeline, but like about the day.
Speaker 1: He was being an extra gentleman for her, pulling out
Speaker 1: all the chairs and giving her compliments.
Speaker 3: A complimentary We had a lot of similarities from the past.
Speaker 3: You know, we've ran in the same circles, same parents.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, that's something.
Speaker 1: Cool to bond over, same circle Johnson family. Yeah, on
Speaker 1: circle drive. We're just kidding, man, Like, that's a.
Speaker 2: Big deal that you knew the same people from life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have met I mean these all sound
Speaker 1: like really really positive things. How did the night end?
Speaker 3: Yes, I walked into her car, we hugged goodbye at night.
Speaker 3: I texted her after and told her I had a
Speaker 3: great time, and that day asked her if she wants
Speaker 3: to meet up again, and then she responded in big caps,
Speaker 3: are you joking?
Speaker 2: Oh what?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Maybe she was like, are you joking? And you're like, no,
Speaker 4: finally I'm being serious.
Speaker 3: Yes, I wrote back, no, Kiwi, are you up for
Speaker 3: a round two? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're still And did you get a response to that.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard back at all. Man.
Speaker 4: Honestly, like when she said, are you kidding me? It
Speaker 4: feels like there's something that you should have understood.
Speaker 1: Something that went wrong during the date can you think
Speaker 1: of anything that would have happened that she could have
Speaker 1: taken as a red flag?
Speaker 3: It was a post pineapple world. You know, I wasn't
Speaker 3: mentioning it as a as we talked about, and I
Speaker 3: don't know what I did. I'm confused.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess we're just gonna call her and
Speaker 1: find out. We'll come back do your second date update
Speaker 1: right after this second date update. Women do not like
Speaker 1: a guy who's too cheesy on a date but never
Speaker 1: said anything about being too fruity, and our listener Sean
Speaker 1: has used that to his advantage. Yeah, because his secret
Speaker 1: to nabbing a beautiful woman's attention online is calling her
Speaker 1: a cute sea fruit nickname Blueberry or nick Greene. See
Speaker 1: it all works, That's how we love it. It's how
Speaker 1: he ended up on a dinner date with Hannah aka Kiwied.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, he started with Pineapple and then she refused
Speaker 4: to respond.
Speaker 1: She kind of beat up that one. Yeah, and they
Speaker 1: went with Kiwi. But they did go out together, and
Speaker 1: how that date actually went kind of depends on who
Speaker 1: you ask. If you ask Sean, it was great, amazing.
Speaker 1: If you asked Brooke, it was meh pretty much like
Speaker 1: any other date we've ever heard, nothing special.
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't mean to be rude.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 1: The real question is what did Hannah think? Because when
Speaker 1: he hasked to meet up with her again, her response was,
Speaker 1: are you joking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's no smiley face emoji after.
Speaker 1: It or frud emojis, which means something happened that we're
Speaker 1: all missing that should be obvious to him. Right, Is
Speaker 1: that where your head's at, Sean, Yeah, definitely, okay.
Speaker 4: I mean you do know, like we may get her
Speaker 4: on the phone and she may say something kind of mean.
Speaker 1: Brooks kind of hoping that she didn't.
Speaker 2: I just know how he's going.
Speaker 3: You know, what are you saying? Why do you keep
Speaker 3: putting me down?
Speaker 2: I'm not putting you down. I'm just trying to prepare you.
Speaker 2: I still wanted to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think she's going to hurt my feelings,
Speaker 3: but you're definitely hurting my feelings right now.
Speaker 1: For why are you smiling when he says that?
Speaker 2: Trying to watch out for your just call her. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna say anymore.
Speaker 1: All right, let's save it here we go. I'm dialing
Speaker 1: Hannah right now, Hello, Hi, We're gonna speak with Hannah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is Hannah. Who's calling?
Speaker 1: This is a radio show calling called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. How do you do?
Speaker 4: Uh, Welcome to the show, Hannah, weird morning.
Speaker 5: Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: Well, we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners
Speaker 1: who's been trying to get a hold of you. It's
Speaker 1: a guy that you went on a date with recently
Speaker 1: named Sean. Oh.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, do you no he's got a million
Speaker 5: for me?
Speaker 1: But my Yeah, we spoke to Sean a little earlier
Speaker 1: and we heard about your guys's quote unquote relationship and
Speaker 1: your date, your one date.
Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't call it a relationship for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We're not trying to put labels on it or anything,
Speaker 1: but I will tell you Sean is very confused, a
Speaker 1: little bit disappointed that he hasn't been able to see
Speaker 1: you one more time.
Speaker 5: I'm honestly, I'm at a loss. How does this man
Speaker 5: not understand he?
Speaker 4: Honestly, guy, this guy is totally clueless. I don't know
Speaker 4: what happened. He seemed to think the date went great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've heard a few of the highlights from your
Speaker 1: date night, and clearly he is missing something. We're just
Speaker 1: trying to help him figure out what that is.
Speaker 5: I will say like, that was the most awkward end
Speaker 5: of the date I've like ever ever had.
Speaker 4: At the end the end, he didn't mention anything about
Speaker 4: the end. He just said he walked you to your
Speaker 4: car and gave you a hudge.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 5: So we're eating, you know, I think it was like
Speaker 5: about an hour in and I had to go to
Speaker 5: the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Okay, can I ask real quick before you go to
Speaker 4: the bathroom, I don't know, how is she feeling about
Speaker 4: the date?
Speaker 5: Then? You know, I was like, let me just go
Speaker 5: to see what's happening. We know some of the same people.
Speaker 1: He was also really persistent with his like attempts to
Speaker 1: get you to go out with him. But sorry, you
Speaker 1: were there for an hour. You went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and what right?
Speaker 5: So I come back from the bathroom and my food,
Speaker 5: which was like halfway finished, was bagged up and sitting
Speaker 5: at the table, and I just thought, okay, like it
Speaker 5: is a week night, maybe he has worked tomorrow or
Speaker 5: early or something, you know.
Speaker 4: Or maybe the waitress or waiter came over and you know,
Speaker 4: sometimes they just scoop it up real.
Speaker 1: Quick, and you weren't finished with your food.
Speaker 5: At that point, right, there was still enough left for seconds.
Speaker 4: I feel like this is a positive sign you wanted
Speaker 4: the date to continue, you didn't want it to be over.
Speaker 5: It sounds like yeah, I mean he was putting an effort,
Speaker 5: so like I was willing to continue the date. It
Speaker 5: wasn't it was we were having a good time.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a total loss from the beginning. So
Speaker 1: what's like the worst part. Why is this so bad
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't want to talk to him again or
Speaker 1: see him again?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: So then he's like, should we go? I'm like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 5: So he grabs my food and we walk out, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, a gentleman, I guess like I'm assuming
Speaker 5: he's gonna walk me to my car and hand me
Speaker 5: my things and send me.
Speaker 1: Off right totally.
Speaker 5: We get to my car, he hugs me, and he
Speaker 5: keeps holding the food and says, oh, hey, thanks for this,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna split this with my roommate for lunch tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Just like Ammedia Like, no, no.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think of that as.
Speaker 2: In his mind, I'm cheap to like.
Speaker 1: You would say that while he is listening on the
Speaker 1: other line calling him cheap heating.
Speaker 4: The food, Jeffrey, I'm trying to defend him by.
Speaker 1: Calling him cheap.
Speaker 5: Shawna's on the other line right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe if he's not crying on the
Speaker 1: floor right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here, guys. Unfortunately you took her food.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts, dude?
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't even believe this is even a
Speaker 3: conversation right now. And I mean we were there for
Speaker 3: over an hour and I just thought we were done eating.
Speaker 3: I thought it was right etiquette to get them.
Speaker 5: You just assumed then, like why didn't you say, like, hey,
Speaker 5: are you done? And can me and my roommates eat this.
Speaker 3: Follow up? I didn't see a problem with it. I
Speaker 3: figured it was ours. You know, I paid for the bill,
Speaker 3: and you know, but.
Speaker 1: It's my meal.
Speaker 3: It's your meal when we're at the restaurant, but when
Speaker 3: the date's over, it becomes my meal.
Speaker 1: Anything, it's his possession because he paid for it.
Speaker 2: So this is something you do all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is something everybody should do. I don't see
Speaker 3: you're jumping.
Speaker 1: Down Tana can you see his point of view?
Speaker 5: No, I didn't even say I want this to go.
Speaker 5: I went to the bathroom, like if I had said,
Speaker 5: you know what, I'm done? Oh my god, maybe that's true,
Speaker 5: but like, no, I was still hungry.
Speaker 1: I mean, can't you be a little bit more understanding there?
Speaker 2: Kiwi yah, don't do that job.
Speaker 1: Sorry. I know that that's yours and Sean's nicknames, So
Speaker 1: I don't want to like step on any toes here.
Speaker 5: Oh, Hannah, listen, whoever told this guy that it was
Speaker 5: also cute to call people food names like no anything?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, could I just ask?
Speaker 4: It just kind of dawned on me, Sean, did you
Speaker 4: really think she was done done? Or do you just
Speaker 4: wanted a bigger portion to bring home to the house
Speaker 4: an opportunity?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought she was done, Honestly, I thought it was.
Speaker 2: Likely.
Speaker 3: Story.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes you give off the signs of being done,
Speaker 1: like you rub your belly a lot, like you're full.
Speaker 1: You said she was.
Speaker 2: Still hungry bathroom, but.
Speaker 1: I'm done, maybe over and he's like, can we get
Speaker 1: a box please? You may have been giving full vibes, Hannah,
Speaker 1: Can you at least admit that a compliment?
Speaker 5: No, because my thing is like, even if I was
Speaker 5: giving full vibes, then what if I wanted to take
Speaker 5: my leftovers home, and while I was eating them at home,
Speaker 5: maybe I would think nice date, like I'll give.
Speaker 1: She's gonna remember you. But if you had thought the
Speaker 1: food was so good, wouldn't you've eaten all of it
Speaker 1: there in one sitting? Yeah? That much? I think those.
Speaker 2: Sounds like she would have eaten it all they boxed it.
Speaker 1: Before she exactly. I think the whole room agrees, Hannah
Speaker 1: that you're in the wrong here and you have a
Speaker 1: chance to do with you over and make this date
Speaker 1: done the right way, a date that we would pay for.
Speaker 2: I mean, then it's our food.
Speaker 1: Mail it over to the station so we can eat it.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Hannah, one more chance for show?
Speaker 5: If you guys are going to pay for it, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna request that then you also pay for another meal
Speaker 5: for him in his roommate to take home afterwards. And
Speaker 5: then maybe I consider.
Speaker 1: Okay, well Brook can agree to cover that cost. She
Speaker 1: wants to jump in, but we'll just cover the two
Speaker 1: meals unless his.
Speaker 2: Roommate brings food home for him, like maybe she made
Speaker 2: a dog.
Speaker 1: We we did not ask that.
Speaker 3: To clarify, my roommates are real people. Oh okay, and they're.
Speaker 2: My parents and your parents. Your parents are eating the leftover.
Speaker 1: Hey, you don't want to take away food from his
Speaker 1: mom and dad.
Speaker 5: For me, this is like all starting to add up
Speaker 5: of like how you were raised and stuff, because my
Speaker 5: parents would never eat a stranger's leftovers and so like,
Speaker 5: this is all just too much for me and I'm
Speaker 5: respectfully going to pass.
Speaker 1: Oh god, man, did this just evolve to my parents
Speaker 1: are better than your parents.
Speaker 2: My um bringing much stronger than yours.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks anyway, guy, be honest. I don't think
Speaker 3: my mom would have liked her anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all moms love me, I will say it.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's what really got her insultant brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you pay for a meal, should the leftovers belong
Speaker 1: to you? It's an interesting question, I know Brooks stances. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: it's because she buys us lunch sometimes. But and before
Speaker 1: she goes home, she'll dig through the garbage cans trying
Speaker 1: to find any scraps that we didn't to bring it
Speaker 1: home to her family, Like.
Speaker 4: I didn't know you didn't like crust, Jeffrey, The crust
Speaker 4: is the best part.
Speaker 1: Take his cross home, Michael, I brought home some crust
Speaker 1: for you for dinner.
Speaker 4: You put it all in a casserole dish and cover
Speaker 4: it and cheese.
Speaker 2: By the end of the week he got enough to
Speaker 2: feed a whole family.
Speaker 1: The thing is, Brooke is already in an established relation ship,
Speaker 1: so you can get away with it. Sean was on
Speaker 1: a first date when he pulled that move.
Speaker 2: Sean, he's not getting a call back.
Speaker 1: Everyone texting in. We understand the points he paid. It's
Speaker 1: his food. I still don't think that's right. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just interesting that it's her food until the meal is over.
Speaker 1: Then it changes.
Speaker 2: Possession charge that rule. They do a better job at
Speaker 2: dinner faster.
Speaker 1: I think we need to take this matter right up
Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: They don't have anything else going on. No help us
Speaker 1: decide that, And in the meantime we can continue to
Speaker 1: help you with your dating life. Email the show. We'll
Speaker 1: call that person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,