WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Landing the Dead Fish" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kabooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the A Everyway A Happy Sundays Sundays Sunday to

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<v Speaker 1>you the twelfth day of November. It's in NFL Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>We have football action all day long. A chance for

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<v Speaker 1>me to smash the penny as we have another early

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<v Speaker 1>game today, Danny six thirty our time, nine to thirty

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<v Speaker 1>in the east. Who's not for this game? Colts Patriots.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm surprised you didn't get credentials and fly to Frankfurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let me tell you Frankfurt. That's the place to be,

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<v Speaker 1>right there, Colts and Patriots. Why are they playing this game,

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<v Speaker 1>Danny g.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's on the schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they're playing the game right there. And what

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<v Speaker 1>we're punishing the people of Germany by putting this game

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<v Speaker 1>there but there are some games I'm looking forward to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm planning on attending. If you're listening to this podcast early,

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<v Speaker 1>I should be at the Lions Chargers game. That's the plan.

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<v Speaker 1>See the MotorCity kiddies. And if you're out there, let

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<v Speaker 1>me know. Maybe I can stop by and say, look,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm looking for it. I'm just gonna watch that game.

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<v Speaker 1>But tonight, the Sunday night game, I know you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>into it, Danny, not so much on my end, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your Raiders another opportunity to win a game that's a

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<v Speaker 1>winnable game for the Raiders.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you and I both picked it right last weekend

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<v Speaker 4>with Antonio Pierce's debut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a little concerned for the Raiders in the

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<v Speaker 1>sense that they they celebrated quite a bit after the win.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm a little worry there might be a letdown

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<v Speaker 1>against the Jets because they're the Jets. So we'll see

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<v Speaker 1>if that's the case. And the early television window, there's

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<v Speaker 1>two games that are going on that I'll be flipping

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth to on my laptop when I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>Sofi Stadium. That is the Browns and the Ravens and

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<v Speaker 1>the forty nine Ers and Jaguars. Those are the two

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<v Speaker 1>games my rams aren't playing. First, you could say they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't play last week against the Green Bay Packers. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is a tough week for the NFL because if

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<v Speaker 1>you look at who's on the bye week, three of

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<v Speaker 1>the teams that have gotten the most attention in the

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<v Speaker 1>NFL not playing. Kansas City. They're the reigning champions, the

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles the runner up, and the Miami Dolphins. They're all

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<v Speaker 1>off this weekend, so none of them are playing.

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<v Speaker 3>And time for the second tier teams to step their

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<v Speaker 3>game up.

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<v Speaker 1>Good look on that. But right now, well this is

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<v Speaker 1>just for your taste buds. We ask our friend Ohiol

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<v Speaker 1>to strike up the band because it is that time

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<v Speaker 1>of the day. It's thank you, ohio al first email.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a lot this week. Good job by the

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<v Speaker 1>content creators feeding the content machine. John in Northern Colorado

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<v Speaker 1>rites and he says in a two part question, does

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<v Speaker 1>coke taste better out of those old school glass bottles

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<v Speaker 1>and his pastry better out of a box tied shut

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<v Speaker 1>with twine? Yeah? So I don't drink soda anymore. But

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<v Speaker 1>my father, may he rest in peace. One of his

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<v Speaker 1>treats in life was. He called it Mexican coke racist?

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you the coke that was made in Mexico

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<v Speaker 1>because it had real sugar? I know you're having that

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<v Speaker 1>pure cane sugar. Yeah, the pure cane sugar. My dad,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't spend a lot of money. He was pretty

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<v Speaker 1>frugal like me, but he would splurge on a coke

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<v Speaker 1>with the real sugar in it and just said it

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<v Speaker 1>was just amazing and great and all that. So why

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<v Speaker 1>did they make it for Mexico but not here? What

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<v Speaker 1>is up with that? I don't know. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>pastry tastes great in a pink box? It has it

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<v Speaker 1>just can't be a box, right, It's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>a pink box.

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<v Speaker 3>That's weird. Why is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually know the answer to that, Danny, But now

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<v Speaker 1>do you believe that? Do the coke?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you agree? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>We all agree on that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, yeah one.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I don't drink soda anymore either, but if

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<v Speaker 4>I had my choice, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the twine, I don't know about the twine. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's a nice touch, the twine thing, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Not necessary.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So pastry, if you if you get and donuts

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<v Speaker 1>are always pink boxes for donuts. It's always the pink box, right,

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<v Speaker 1>always the pink box. And so what's up with that? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Why the pink cardboard box? What is this all about?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the the history of it? Uh So it

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<v Speaker 1>is interesting to note if you go way, way, way

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<v Speaker 1>way away back right, the the pink donut box. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of been grandfathered in too. It's what is expected.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind you know what it is. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like I we we did a study. We read a study.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do it. I just happened to read it

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<v Speaker 1>that people buy ice cream if the if it's round

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<v Speaker 1>and not square. Have you have you heard that? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I never heard that.

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<v Speaker 1>That they sell more ice cream, more ichame is sold

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<v Speaker 1>in round containers as opposed to square retainers, containers retainers.

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<v Speaker 3>But your childhood the pink box thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is the most famous donor shop,

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<v Speaker 1>but Voodoo Donuts in Portland, I know they're very trendy

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<v Speaker 1>with the hipsters.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I went there with Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>No, did you enjoy your Voodoo Donuts? Was it game changing?

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<v Speaker 3>It was okay a little overhyped?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Well, the good news Danny is. According

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<v Speaker 1>to a story years ago, the pink box actually started

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<v Speaker 1>in southern California. The origin of the pink boxes in

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<v Speaker 1>Southern California the epicenter of the donut world, Los Angeles, Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 1>Light Bo Suction, Don't Be Fat, six eighty donut shops.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more than New York City and Chicago.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the donut capital of Southern California. And the

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<v Speaker 1>pink boxes started in Southern California. They were because of

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<v Speaker 1>Cambodian refugee. Remember that. Did you see the documentary a

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<v Speaker 1>year or two ago about the donort I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was called Donut King or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't see that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's pretty good. And so this guy refugee came

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<v Speaker 1>over and uh, you know, they got into the donut

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<v Speaker 1>shop game. And this is in the mid seventies, so

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<v Speaker 1>I guess before the mid seventies didn't do it. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and is a donut Donut boxes were supplied by a

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<v Speaker 1>paper company called Westcoat, which is still around. And so

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<v Speaker 1>this is great, this is such a this is like

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<v Speaker 1>something I would do. So this guy, this Cambodian refugee,

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<v Speaker 1>guy Ted boy, I believe is the nng O Y anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you say?

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<v Speaker 3>This?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not important. So this guy's trying to save

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<v Speaker 1>a couple bucks, Danny, and he's like, hey, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>I can save some money. The pink boxes cost twenty dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>the white boxes cost twenty five for two hundred, so

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<v Speaker 1>he was saving five dollars every time he bought two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred boxes. And he's like, they became very popular his

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<v Speaker 1>donut shops and that spread all over the country. Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>No wonder you knew this story?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh, you know. I love stupid crap like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my thing. Kevin in Kansas, right since, says dear

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<v Speaker 1>Ben and Danny g. Recently, I was cleaning out a

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<v Speaker 1>box of stuff and I found some newspaper clippings from

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen seventy seven World Series where Reggie Jackson hit

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<v Speaker 1>three home runs on three consecutive pitches. Sorry, that was

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<v Speaker 1>against your Dodger, he says. Guys, when you were younger,

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<v Speaker 1>did you ever cut out things from the newspaper? It

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<v Speaker 1>is rare today with the internet, but it was fun

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<v Speaker 1>for memories and school products. Yes, we all had to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they still have to do. You're you're in the

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<v Speaker 1>education game, do you still have to do those collages

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<v Speaker 1>where you cut things out and put them on a

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<v Speaker 1>like a board.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you know they do that stuff on their computers? Now, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we had to do that though. Each get a computer

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<v Speaker 4>at the laptop at the beginning of the school year,

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<v Speaker 4>and so it's all digital now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, you should go old school though, like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's I'm gonna give you scissors and some Elmer's glue

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<v Speaker 1>and a couple of old magazines.

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<v Speaker 3>They'd look at you and they'd be like, what are these?

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<v Speaker 1>What is a magazine? What's a periodical? Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>giving me that?

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<v Speaker 3>What's what the and here's an encyclopedia for your little ass?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a loser? But yes, Kevin, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how you are. Maybe you're around our age, maybe not.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyone who's over what do you say, the age

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<v Speaker 1>of twenty thirty? Yeah, thirty. Anybody over the age of

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<v Speaker 1>thirty has had that life experience. I used to collect everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, this is great. Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need to. Everything is temporary and on the internet,

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<v Speaker 1>it all vanishes when you vanished it next Tommy writes

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<v Speaker 1>in the Bengal Reds Fan He's in Maryland. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>salutations Big Ben and Danny G. First time writer, longtime listener.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that, he says, as I am a

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<v Speaker 1>member of the dreaded day Shift, your show in podcast

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<v Speaker 1>form and the Fifth Hour podcast roll with me to

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<v Speaker 1>and from work every day. God bless you your morning drive,

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon drive. He says. I commute from southern Maryland into Washington,

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<v Speaker 1>DC and back. So when you Danny and the Bennettes

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<v Speaker 1>speak of the LA traffic, the La La Land traffic,

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<v Speaker 1>I can relate. That's the DMV, right, That's how they

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<v Speaker 1>call that area, the DMV, the DC Maryland Virginia area.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a DMV anyway, says question. What's you and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny G's record for the longest commute time minus minus?

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<v Speaker 1>He says, three hours. Keep up the Marconi worthy radio blather.

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<v Speaker 1>Much love to you and the guys. Well, thank you, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate. I wonder what Tommy does?

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<v Speaker 3>You think?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a big political mucket. He mucky you think he

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<v Speaker 1>works at some political office there in DC.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think the longest commute I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Have to be a commute, or maybe just a situation

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<v Speaker 4>when we were in traffic, because it's still bad now,

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<v Speaker 4>but I remember it being even worse trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>to San Diego and there. Oh, there was a time

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<v Speaker 4>where I missed a concert because we literally were in

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<v Speaker 4>traffic for five hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had an experience. It wasn't driving to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I usually don't have much traffic driving to work because

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<v Speaker 1>of the time I work. You have tons of traffic

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<v Speaker 1>when you worked Dandy, but I don't have that much.

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<v Speaker 1>But the most I've spent on traffic recently was going

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<v Speaker 1>to Vegas on a Friday from La two accidents got

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<v Speaker 1>stopped for it took eight hours a trip that should

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<v Speaker 1>take about four and a half took eight hours to

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<v Speaker 1>get to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that is crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Stopped out in past just past Baker, the Mad Greek

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and that UFO Jerky place out in the desert there.

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<v Speaker 1>We were stopped. A few miles past that. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a major accident closed the whole fricking highway and we

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<v Speaker 1>were just stopped. People were getting out of their cars,

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<v Speaker 1>walking around, urinating, screaming, smoking, weed, having party, plasting, blasting music,

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<v Speaker 1>having a grand time.

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<v Speaker 4>When I finish up Covino in Riches's post production, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know whether to celebrate because my workday is over

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<v Speaker 4>or cry because I'm about to sit on the one

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<v Speaker 4>oh one freeway at six thirty seven ish pm. And

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<v Speaker 4>you know, Ben, that's one of the worst times to

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<v Speaker 4>be on our freeways here.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the second horrible wave of people going home to

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<v Speaker 3>go eighteen miles. What do you think it averages? For me?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like forty minutes or something there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's about an hour for eighteen miles.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there's no you can use all the apps,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way around.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no your shot because you could go to the

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<v Speaker 4>side and take Ventura Boulevard, but that's log jammed at

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<v Speaker 4>that time as well, so you're screwed either way.

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<v Speaker 3>There's only two routes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have experienced that. Every Thursday. We tape Benny

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<v Speaker 1>Versus De Penny on Thursday, and I've talked about this

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit in the past, but if you haven't listened,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. So I've told how we have a window

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<v Speaker 1>to record the show, the TV show and it could

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<v Speaker 1>be as long as like four or five hours. The

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<v Speaker 1>only time it's ever been that long was the first

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<v Speaker 1>week that we did it because we didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>we were doing. But ever since then, it's gotten shorter

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<v Speaker 1>and shorter. And so I have the same thing that

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<v Speaker 1>you have, Danny. If we record the show really quick

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<v Speaker 1>the TV show, that's great, everyone's happy and they're celebrating.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I just get to spend an extra half

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<v Speaker 1>hour in traffic. So it's like, it's a catch twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two situation.

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<v Speaker 3>You're creating a Frankenstein.

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<v Speaker 1>You're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Al from the base of Lady Liberty. He says, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>are you concerned at all with the recent exodus at

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<v Speaker 1>the Mothership that Eddie the Exposer may decide to leave

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<v Speaker 1>Fox Sports Trader to become a professional photographer. And then

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<v Speaker 1>there's a question for you, Danny, But I'll answer this first.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you see the photo that Eddie sent out

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<v Speaker 1>of the Statue of Liberty? Have you seen that?

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<v Speaker 3>I have seen that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's uh, it's one of the all time greats.

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<v Speaker 1>There were there were two in particular. Did you see

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<v Speaker 1>the two that I'm I'm referencing. Are you aware of that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I only saw one photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, let me let me hold on a sec let

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<v Speaker 1>me go to my archive. Here, we have some music

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<v Speaker 1>we can play. Well, I'll find it all time photos

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<v Speaker 1>and Alf's not wrong when you see these photos, the

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<v Speaker 1>artistic ability of Eddie Garcia. I am relatively confident, uh

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<v Speaker 1>that we're gonna lose Eddie. That you know, the New

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<v Speaker 1>York Times is going to hire Eddie is one of

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<v Speaker 1>their photographers. That this is this is gonna happen, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna it is one of the most amazing folks. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>there's two which do you want to see? The one

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<v Speaker 1>of just the statue of Liberty? You want to see

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<v Speaker 1>the one of Eddie and the statue of Liberty? Which one?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll send them both, But which one do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to see? First?

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<v Speaker 3>Eddie with the statue?

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<v Speaker 1>All right now, this is probably the top one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to look. I'm going to send this

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<v Speaker 1>to you right now. I want you to focus in

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<v Speaker 1>on Eddie and then look at the contrast with the

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<v Speaker 1>statue of Liberty. Okay, I want you to look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>Click send right here, I have click send Danny's about

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<v Speaker 1>to get the photo on his iPhone and just give

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<v Speaker 1>me your natural reactions. One of the great photos I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen from Eddie really just captured the moment. Lady Liberty,

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<v Speaker 1>great piece of American history and a monument to the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Waiting for alien technology to work. Here here it comes

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<v Speaker 4>all right, uh, what what.

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<v Speaker 3>The fuck is that? What?

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<v Speaker 1>The other one now too? So I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>get this is This is.

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<v Speaker 3>The top of it. It's the top of his head

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<v Speaker 3>in the bottom of her feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and and the thing she's standing on. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so great.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>And the other one's just as good.

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<v Speaker 3>The other one is just by accident.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he did. He did, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't know how to use He must, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what he must do. He must post stuff to Instagram

0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:38.679
<v Speaker 1>and Facebook at the same time. But you have to

0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:41.840
<v Speaker 1>use like different the photos. You have to be in

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<v Speaker 1>a certain box on Instagram that maybe you can't be

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<v Speaker 1>on on Facebook or vice versa. That must be what

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<v Speaker 1>he did. But that's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>And now the second one you sent me is a

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<v Speaker 4>picture of the Lady of Liberty's knees.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's a. It's really a nice photo. People

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<v Speaker 1>do not a pre she the statue of Liberty's knees,

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<v Speaker 1>Lady Liberty, They really don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean they're covered. I can't see them, but that's

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<v Speaker 4>about where the photo points at.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Eddie's into that he likes the knees, you know,

0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:15.640
<v Speaker 1>he likes the statue's knees. How about shut up now?

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<v Speaker 1>Alf also says, Hey, Danny, what the hell are those

0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:21.160
<v Speaker 1>fuzzy dice at for the FSR students? Yeah, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to thank Covino and Rich Danny, because I needed a

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<v Speaker 1>photo for the mail bag, and Covino and Rich I

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<v Speaker 1>was told this was theirs. They left some giant fuzzy

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<v Speaker 1>dice in the studio and so I was able to

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<v Speaker 1>get a photo.

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<v Speaker 3>Those actually belong to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that right?

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<v Speaker 4>I brought those in a little over a year ago

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<v Speaker 4>because on Wednesdays we do a feature called mid Week

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<v Speaker 4>Major where Spot reads sports stories and pop culture news,

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<v Speaker 4>and those guys get to judge whether it's a mid

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<v Speaker 4>story week or it's major. Before we start the game,

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<v Speaker 4>I have them roll the dice to see who gets

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<v Speaker 4>to answer.

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<v Speaker 3>The questions first that week.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, then so they roll and Rich gets a five

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<v Speaker 4>and Covino gets a ten, so he gets to answer first,

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<v Speaker 4>and Rich kind of gets the sloppy seconds he gets

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<v Speaker 4>to say his take second. So because of that, I

0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:22.879
<v Speaker 4>was like, man, you know, I don't want to flip

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<v Speaker 4>a coin. That's no, that's old.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would do that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's all idea? My god, that's taken so and licensed. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>So I had these big red dice in my garage.

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<v Speaker 4>I used those with a kindergarten class back in the day,

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<v Speaker 4>playing a game, teaching them how teaching them how to gamble. Basically,

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<v Speaker 4>I brought them in and those guys joked that they

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<v Speaker 4>were my love dice for me and my girl. So

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<v Speaker 4>every week you'll hear them say, all right, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>start with Danny's red love dice, and they ask why

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<v Speaker 4>they're so sticky?

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<v Speaker 3>Now usually been Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you get those? By the way, where did

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<v Speaker 1>you find them?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even remember, to be honest with you, I've

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<v Speaker 4>had them for decades. The very first time I stepped

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<v Speaker 4>onto a school campus, I remember using those with the

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<v Speaker 4>younger kids. I don't even remember where I got them,

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<v Speaker 4>but yeah, it's something that I had in my storage

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<v Speaker 4>unit that I've held on to for a long time,

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<v Speaker 4>and Spot is supposed to put them back where they

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<v Speaker 4>go when our show is over on Wednesdays.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently he did not do his job.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they were sitting now. I sit on the side

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<v Speaker 1>near the door. They were on the other side, but

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<v Speaker 1>they were just like laying out and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are these? I was like, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a good prop man. It reminds me of something

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<v Speaker 4>that what's his face? In Las Vegas would have carrot top,

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<v Speaker 4>carrott Top.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that guy, what's his face? He's got quite

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<v Speaker 1>the face now carrot top too.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of work done.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, Berry from South Carolina formerly from nash

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas as yo yo, mab Benny. I don't think you

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<v Speaker 1>have been asked this, So here it go. Guys. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you rank these desserts in order of preference? Cookies, cake

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<v Speaker 1>pie ice cream, cookies cake pie ice cream. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is an interesting big boy. This is the Mount Rushmore

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<v Speaker 1>and we don't do Mount Rushmore's. But I don't do

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<v Speaker 1>the list. This is more of a big board. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not not a list. So cookies cake pie ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>If the frosting on the cake is great. I would

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<v Speaker 1>go cake, but my that's not my My answer is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go cookies. I'm gonna go cookies first. Here's why.

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<v Speaker 1>The cookie is the everything. You could have a cake

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<v Speaker 1>like cookie. You could have you could have a chocolate chip,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have the oatmeal, the sugar cookie, the snicker.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many different cookies you can have. The pie

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<v Speaker 1>is limited, so the pie is lowered down on the

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<v Speaker 1>list because really we really only eat a couple of pies.

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<v Speaker 1>You got the apple, the pumpkin. Some people are into

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<v Speaker 1>more exotic pies. There's the the uh, the key lime pie,

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<v Speaker 1>which some people like. They like that the there's a

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<v Speaker 1>few us, but there's only a few. The cookie is

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<v Speaker 1>the most dimensional. So I have cookie at number one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put it's where it gets tough because ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream on a hot day, ice cream. I'm gonna ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream number two because it goes the same with the cookie,

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<v Speaker 1>same concept. Plus you can combine cookie and ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go cookies one, ice cream, two cake, three pie.

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<v Speaker 1>Last pie is last.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you are crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm gonna take what you say is last and

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<v Speaker 4>put that first on my big board. Because pie was

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<v Speaker 4>made to go with ice all of mode. Baby, When

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<v Speaker 4>you get really good peach cobbler ben that's made from

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<v Speaker 4>scratch with quality ingredients, and then you get a big

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<v Speaker 4>scoop of French vanilla ice cream next to it, and

0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:16.800
<v Speaker 4>it melts all on it, there is nothing better than that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's the worst take you've had all weekend, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>And let me tell you why it's the worst take,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. The greatest dessert of all time proven is

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<v Speaker 1>too soft, baked, fully thick chocolate chip cookies, too rich

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle, giant scoop of vanilla ice cream. The

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 1>ice cream cookie sandwich dessert is the single greatest dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>Row pie and ice cream. That's cookies and ice cream

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<v Speaker 1>is what that is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too rich.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you got that dizzy spell that you were

0:23:51.119 --> 0:23:52.240
<v Speaker 4>talking about yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to drop the microphone on you because of

0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:58.240
<v Speaker 1>that take. I'm about to drop the microphone on you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did have when I was in Vegas a

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<v Speaker 1>few weeks ago, I went to the Garadelli and I

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<v Speaker 1>had the single greatest dessert, the ice cream cookie Sunday

0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:07.960
<v Speaker 1>thing they have at Giriedelli, which is just all that.

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<v Speaker 3>And now that is good. That one deserves to be

0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:11.400
<v Speaker 3>up there at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's my If I could just have one dessert,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be the dessert.

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<v Speaker 4>I won't argue with you on that one. Of course,

0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:20.280
<v Speaker 4>my grandfather came up with that recipe.

0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:23.119
<v Speaker 1>It comes back to the old country, right, the Giadelli

0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:26.440
<v Speaker 1>family when they moved to the States, the g family, Right,

0:24:26.480 --> 0:24:29.320
<v Speaker 1>that was how they came up with. Next up, we

0:24:29.480 --> 0:24:34.040
<v Speaker 1>have Well, let's see here, Big Lou, he's on number two.

0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:37.480
<v Speaker 1>What can he do for you? Biglu from the LBC

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<v Speaker 1>rights in so Kelly says ask Danny g ask Ben

0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 1>if Doc Brown rolled up to the Fox Sports radio

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<v Speaker 1>studios in the DeLorean and flipped you the keys, says,

0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:51.960
<v Speaker 1>you got one trip to go back in time to

0:24:52.000 --> 0:24:59.000
<v Speaker 1>make a life changing investment. What would you invest in? Yeah,

0:24:59.000 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 1>so it's a great, great question. You might think I'd

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:03.639
<v Speaker 1>go back in time. When I had that dinner at

0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:06.240
<v Speaker 1>the Mexican restaurant, I was eating chips and salsa, and

0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:08.320
<v Speaker 1>one of my relatives was trying to convince me to

0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:12.280
<v Speaker 1>buy bitcoin when it was worth nothing, and I said,

0:25:12.320 --> 0:25:15.320
<v Speaker 1>that's a scam. Why would I do that? Uh? And

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.000
<v Speaker 1>then it went off to the Moon. Even though it's

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<v Speaker 1>gone back a little bit, it's still much higher than

0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:22.040
<v Speaker 1>I would have paid. I would say, though, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could go back and buy Amazon Stock or apple Stock

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:31.760
<v Speaker 1>when it was just just starting out and nobody thought

0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 1>it was going to make it, oh, you'd be yeah,

0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 1>or or go how about this, go back and buy

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:45.960
<v Speaker 1>real estate in Los Angeles, you know, and they you know,

0:25:46.040 --> 0:25:50.159
<v Speaker 1>they ate like doctor Jerry busted exactly exactly. Yeah, And

0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:52.080
<v Speaker 1>it's like the San Fernando Valley where we do the

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 1>show from, like it was just farming. There was nothing there,

0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 1>like nobody. There were no houses. Now it's like you know, obvious,

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:02.040
<v Speaker 1>it's been years, but you could have bought land there

0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:06.320
<v Speaker 1>for nobody wanted to live there, and now look it.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I wouldn't want to deal with people with

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:11.160
<v Speaker 4>the real estate and all that because I think most

0:26:11.160 --> 0:26:14.119
<v Speaker 4>of those people are greedy bastards. In that industry, a

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:17.080
<v Speaker 4>lot of it is red tape and paperwork and hours

0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:19.479
<v Speaker 4>and hours of crap like that. So to make it

0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 4>easier to get your money, I would go back and

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<v Speaker 4>get Macintosh and apple Stock.

0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I got to do that.

0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:32.280
<v Speaker 4>And I think about it my elementary school when we

0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 4>moved up to the Bay Area. Was one of the

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:37.800
<v Speaker 4>first to have a computer lab and this huge it

0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 4>used to be their library. This is how gangster that

0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:44.400
<v Speaker 4>school was in the Silicon Valley Bend. They moved all

0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 4>the books and bookcases out of the way and they

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:51.200
<v Speaker 4>put rows and rows of Macintosh computers in the library.

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:54.600
<v Speaker 4>Is that why they had a book burning party? And

0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 4>they're like, we're going all digital babies. So I was

0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 4>a little kid on Macintosh and we had computer club

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<v Speaker 4>every day.

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Like the teacher would be like, all right, we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to computer club.

0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:09.480
<v Speaker 4>And it was just a normal part of our day

0:27:09.680 --> 0:27:11.480
<v Speaker 4>and there was nothing else like that going on in

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:12.400
<v Speaker 4>the rest of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool. Like when I started with computers, we're

0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:19.000
<v Speaker 1>around the same age. I remember. They were like the

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:22.159
<v Speaker 1>Oregon Trail game that we would play. There was like

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:26.720
<v Speaker 1>an educational game. They had all these really terrible games

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:29.119
<v Speaker 1>that we would get to play. They were supposed to

0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:34.359
<v Speaker 1>teach us like math and geography. I learned geography from baseball.

0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I knew where every minor league affiliate of every Major

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:41.560
<v Speaker 1>League baseball team was. I was such a nerd, and

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>that that's how I learned certain cities why I wanted

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:48.959
<v Speaker 1>to visit certain cities because of sports and all that.

0:27:49.840 --> 0:27:51.960
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I think going back and getting Apple or

0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Amazon or something like that. I mean, you're Tesla stock

0:27:56.880 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 1>right now is big, but Apple and Amazon than last forever.

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 1>At one point when I was a kid, the most

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:06.400
<v Speaker 1>expensive stock I think was like Kodak and Coca Cola

0:28:06.640 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 1>and IBM or the Big Boy or you.

0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 3>You could have cashed in on bitcoin as well.

0:28:14.800 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're talking about, Danny. I think

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 1>we'll move on. Uh. Next next to the mailbag MIKEY

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.480
<v Speaker 1>or Mickey Mickey F. Mickey F Central Texas Rights and

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>thank you Mickey F for listening. He says, is there

0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:31.480
<v Speaker 1>an ideal height for a man and woman? And Mickey

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:34.679
<v Speaker 1>F says that his parents, his folks thought it was

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 1>six feet for a man in five foot seven for

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 1>a woman. Yeah. I know, some some women get really uncomfortable.

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:45.640
<v Speaker 1>They don't want to be too tall, right because you

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 1>get looked at as like an Amazon, and the people

0:28:49.560 --> 0:28:51.360
<v Speaker 1>look down on you like you see other women look

0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>down on you.

0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 4>Women always will sell themselves short on purpose, you know,

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:01.840
<v Speaker 4>say either too inches shorter than they really are.

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:06.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, men will go the other direction, exactly exactly.

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 1>You want to be like maybe six ' one, I

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:13.400
<v Speaker 1>have no ight.

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 4>Well, one of those dating shows on TV, it was

0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 4>like the chick who hooked up millionaires with dates aname

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:22.480
<v Speaker 4>of that show.

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever seen that?

0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 4>Where Oh she was like a matchmaker to millionaires and

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:30.880
<v Speaker 4>she would always say, I.

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Don't care about the height.

0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 4>I care about your body, and if you take care

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 4>of it, you need to be in good shape. So

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 4>no matter what height you are, you need to be proportioned.

0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Gotcha, Yeah, fair enough.

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 4>Look at most actors in Hollywood. They're not that tall,

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:49.040
<v Speaker 4>but there most of them in good shape.

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 1>The camera makes them tall.

0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 3>The cam exactly, George.

0:29:54.960 --> 0:29:56.959
<v Speaker 1>And you've all the Texas rights and says, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could not have turkey for Thanksgiving, would you preferred duck

0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:04.400
<v Speaker 1>or a great cut of beef? So, George, we actually

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 1>don't usually have since my mom passed away, and we're

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 1>like hosting Thanksgiving at the Malor mansion and I don't

0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:14.520
<v Speaker 1>know how. I don't cook turkey, so we don't usually

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:17.560
<v Speaker 1>have turkey. I haven't had turkey for Thanksgiving in years.

0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Usually what I do is I make something on the

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 1>griddle that I can make a lot of that doesn't

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:27.680
<v Speaker 1>take that long. So I make fahidas, I'll make a

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:33.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of fihetas. I'll make cheese, steak, burgers, hot dogs,

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>stuff that doesn't take all that long to make that

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>I can make a lot of because we have family

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 1>over and stuff like that. So I don't have a

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 1>problem with turkey. I ate a lot of it when

0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 1>I was a kid, so that's a bit of an issue.

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:49.480
<v Speaker 1>But good cut of beef would be great. I'm not

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:52.000
<v Speaker 1>really a duck guy. You can blame my love of

0:30:52.040 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Donald What about you, Danny.

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:57.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not a fan of duck either. I would

0:30:57.960 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 4>rather have a couple of thin slices of honey baked tam.

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:06.640
<v Speaker 4>That's I love that taste with mashed potatoes and gravy.

0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 4>But anything with honey is You're not wrong. I think

0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 4>Lee Wright's in. He says, when you are having Coop

0:31:14.880 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 4>Justin uh Lee in Phoenix? I Lee my great supporters

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 4>over the years Lee and his He's got his whole

0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 4>family involved. Alee says, when are you having Coop Justin

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:29.800
<v Speaker 4>Cooper on your podcast or Eddie so we can know

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:30.280
<v Speaker 4>them better?

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:31.880
<v Speaker 1>How do you not know them? They've been on the

0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 1>show for years, but no, I've not We've not had

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:37.480
<v Speaker 1>those guys on. We've had you know, I've had a

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 1>bunch of people and we don't really have done guests

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 1>in a while though we haven't had. Well, last week,

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess we did, so I guess that's a lie.

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 1>We just did one last week from the from the Track.

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 1>But outside of that, do know for a fact that

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 1>there is a major play by play announcer that calls

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>some of the biggest events in American sports that wants

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 1>to come on this podcast day.

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, you know, I've been a Vin Scully fan

0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 4>for years.

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Vin's gonna be on there. It's gonna be awesome,

0:32:09.360 --> 0:32:12.600
<v Speaker 1>and I can't wait. I cannot wait. It's gonna be

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how he's gonna do it, Danny, but

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:16.080
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be really entertaining.

0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Finally we get the Big Fish.

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 1>And that'll set a record for downloads. That'll and then

0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>the week after we're gonna have Keith Jackson on it.

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 1>That's gonna be Big oh Nell from the Arroyo Seco

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:33.960
<v Speaker 1>as a humdigger it'll be. And then the one for me,

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Howard Cosell, speaking of sport he's gonna He's never done

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:40.160
<v Speaker 1>a podcasting, you know, Coselle never did a podcast.

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 3>Not one podcast, not even Joe Rogan.

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, first podcast interview ever for Howard Kosell. It'll be

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:55.080
<v Speaker 1>right here. It'll be a made Marcus right saying says,

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>you guys talked about radio drops last week. The Jeff

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Garcia and Allen Iverson infamous practice interview made me laugh

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 1>and think about the Mike Gundy. Oh man, I'm forty.

0:33:07.760 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Do either of you have a favorite pissed off coach

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 1>post game moment? Thanks for the great show, Marcus. Well, yeah, listen,

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I love these. We've got an entire show about this before. Yeah,

0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 1>every April. It actually happened. My birthday is April twenty ninth.

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 1>It happened on my birthday. You know what that is

0:33:25.240 --> 0:33:28.680
<v Speaker 1>serendipity And I didn't realize it at the time because

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I was a little kid. But Lee ilya Marcus. If

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 1>you want to laugh your ass off, find the Lee

0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Ilia clip. It still bounces around the internet. Lee Ilia

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 1>manager the Chicago Cub's early eighties. Cubs got off to

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 1>a terrible start. It was like twenty games into the season,

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>They're playing the Dodgers at Wrigley Field. They lose. In

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 1>those days, the Cub players had to walk to the clubhouse,

0:33:51.760 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 1>which was in center field, so they had to walk,

0:33:55.000 --> 0:33:56.719
<v Speaker 1>as I remember the story, they had to walk across

0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>the field and some of the fans were like throwing

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 1>trash at the players for the Cubs, and Lee Ilia

0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 1>trying to defend the honor of the Cubs, absolutely went

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>nuclear on top of the Chicago Cub fans. And the line,

0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:19.680
<v Speaker 1>which is the signature line of that eighty five percent

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 1>of the world's f and work the other fifteen play

0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:25.319
<v Speaker 1>the other fifteen come out here. It's a playground for

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:28.400
<v Speaker 1>the blank blanks. Go ahead and get a job. How

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 1>about your heard a.

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Living number one rule, You don't go after the fans.

0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 1>That is the cardinal sin if you work in sports,

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:39.480
<v Speaker 1>you're never supposed to go. You can go off the media,

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:40.920
<v Speaker 1>you can go after your coach.

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 3>Not after your customers.

0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Can't do it. Cannot do it. Now these days, the

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:49.440
<v Speaker 1>younger generations have kind of gone into that a little more,

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:52.400
<v Speaker 1>but still it's taboo. Still taboo.

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:53.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:55.680
<v Speaker 4>By the way, the one rant that comes to mind

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 4>for me is Tommy Lesorda, And you know which one

0:34:58.560 --> 0:34:59.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about.

0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Kurt Bravoqua one. Yeah, I laughed my ass off at that.

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 3>It was we weren't we never supposed to hear that?

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well actually, uh well, well yeah that was a hit, Mike.

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 1>I heard from the late Joe McDonald that that the

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:22.399
<v Speaker 1>greatest of Thesorta's rants were actually never recorded, that the

0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:24.799
<v Speaker 1>ones we've heard just the tip of the the tip

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:27.719
<v Speaker 1>of the iceberg, that there's so much more, but the

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:32.560
<v Speaker 1>Kurt Bovoca one. I highly recommend it. The Kingman one's great.

0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I think the only problem with the Kingdom one is

0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>I've heard it too much. It's kind of like when

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.239
<v Speaker 1>you listen to top forty radio and you hear a

0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:43.799
<v Speaker 1>song over and over again, and the line, the signature

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 1>line from Lesorta Bravoqua he had called the sorta a

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:56.640
<v Speaker 1>fat little Italians? What do you call him? And the

0:35:57.000 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 1>of course the media they went to Tommy and they said, hey, Tommy, Uh,

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Kurpavakua called you, you know, a fat little Italian that

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:14.520
<v Speaker 1>just set Lasorda off. Uh and and he he went

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:20.080
<v Speaker 1>on and on and on and on. He couldn't uh,

0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 1>he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a

0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:26.360
<v Speaker 1>fucking boat. Uh i'd i'd, you know, get a limo

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:28.359
<v Speaker 1>for the for the m effort, you know, pick him

0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:30.600
<v Speaker 1>up from the airport, make sure he was on time. Yeah,

0:36:30.640 --> 0:36:35.319
<v Speaker 1>it was so funny, so good. Oh my god, that

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 1>was that was an all timer. That's that. Yeah, it

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:42.880
<v Speaker 1>came in. One is great too, just because it's so ridiculous. Anyway,

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Next up, Mike and Fulton says, Gobble gobble, big Ben

0:36:45.960 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 1>and Danny g Have you guys been keeping up with

0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:50.400
<v Speaker 1>the Uh oh this is He didn't want me to

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 1>read this one, he says, dated, So I'll skip that one.

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Chris and Marri cocaa IOWA says two questions. He says, uh,

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 1>we'll do this one. Which is the catchier earworm jingle?

0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:11.040
<v Speaker 1>J G Wentworth eight seven seven cash Now or BK

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Have it your way?

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:15.400
<v Speaker 3>J G Wentworth?

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:20.600
<v Speaker 4>That BK is pretty catchy because every time it comes on,

0:37:21.400 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 4>my girl will sing it. If a kid is in

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 4>the living room, they'll sing it and we always say

0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:27.200
<v Speaker 4>the same thing afterwards.

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:29.359
<v Speaker 3>Too bad their food sucks.

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 1>All of those three, I would go bek, but not

0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:35.840
<v Speaker 1>on your list. Chris and I don't know if this

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>airs in Iowa and Merrick Cocoa, Iowa. But that cars

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 1>for Kids jingle that, Oh my god, Danny, that is

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:46.319
<v Speaker 1>so such an earworm.

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:48.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't do a lost cat magnet.

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, that's one of the most famous commercials. Don't

0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:55.480
<v Speaker 1>do a lost Cat magnet. Not quite as good though.

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:59.319
<v Speaker 1>It's the cougars are coming, The cougars are coming. Yeah.

0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:02.839
<v Speaker 4>Now, long, long time Fox Sports Radio network listeners will

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:05.440
<v Speaker 4>smile when they hear this. If you listen on the

0:38:05.480 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 4>app to the live shows, like I'll tune into you

0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:13.839
<v Speaker 4>sometimes and promos will come on for other shows or yours. Yeah,

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 4>they'll be a minute long, two minutes long. That didn't

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:19.160
<v Speaker 4>used to be there back in the day. It used

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<v Speaker 4>to be public service announcements. It was all those cars

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:27.680
<v Speaker 4>for kids and any kind of charity thing you can

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.520
<v Speaker 4>think of or remember. That's what used to play on

0:38:30.560 --> 0:38:32.080
<v Speaker 4>our network to fill time.

0:38:32.840 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And what usually happens inside radio how we make

0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 1>the hot dogs is when the promos are playing, the

0:38:40.640 --> 0:38:43.880
<v Speaker 1>local affiliates play commercials. You're not supposed to hear the promos.

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:46.600
<v Speaker 1>They cover it up, so we just it's just filler.

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:51.279
<v Speaker 4>It's spam, right, So say I'm an affiliate, and I

0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:55.120
<v Speaker 4>only sold two of the five commercials. Then three of

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:59.000
<v Speaker 4>them would be public service announcements. Now they're promos though,

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:01.920
<v Speaker 4>that advertise the other shows on the network.

0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which which is cool. It's great. So if you're

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 1>on hold, you're forced to listen to a promo for

0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:09.879
<v Speaker 1>Covino and rich on the Ben Moler Show, or you'll

0:39:09.880 --> 0:39:11.960
<v Speaker 1>hear a promo from my show with Covino and Rich

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:12.960
<v Speaker 1>or Coward.

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<v Speaker 4>I hear your two minute one. Sometimes they seem like

0:39:16.280 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 4>ten minutes long.

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:20.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like the Iowa Minute, the greatest thirty six minutes

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:23.280
<v Speaker 1>in radio, the Iowa Minute. It's like living in Iowa.

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Time slows down, just slosed. I'm kid, kid because I care. Fred.

0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:29.800
<v Speaker 1>That's what Chris Meyers told me. Fred in Spring Texas

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:31.839
<v Speaker 1>Rights in trying to pick up the Pace series says,

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:34.080
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned last week's show that you are partly of

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Polish extraction. Have either of you or Danny submitted your

0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:41.759
<v Speaker 1>DNA to any of those services that send you a

0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 1>report of your lineage or is your knowledge derived from

0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:50.400
<v Speaker 1>family lore? Yeah, so I'll go first. Yeah, my wife

0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 1>submitted the DNA a few years ago, and I found

0:39:56.160 --> 0:40:00.920
<v Speaker 1>out that I'm my bloodline is pretty much all from

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:03.960
<v Speaker 1>actually the area where the Ukraine is. I'm in that

0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:06.319
<v Speaker 1>area which used to be Russia, and I guess maybe

0:40:06.360 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 1>Russia again. I don't know, not if Jay Scoop has

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 1>his way to stop that madness from happening. Have you

0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:14.640
<v Speaker 1>ever done that? Dan, You ever messed around with that

0:40:14.680 --> 0:40:17.480
<v Speaker 1>and find out? You find out how far your family's

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>strayed around the world. You know that fun.

0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 4>I personally haven't, but my older brother did. What is

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:24.279
<v Speaker 4>it twenty three in me?

0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:25.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:40:25.760 --> 0:40:27.200
<v Speaker 1>That and there's another one.

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:33.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it came back mostly Sicily, Spain and Portugal.

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cool.

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:38.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like those are our three countries of origin.

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:43.000
<v Speaker 1>That's where it all began, the g Empire. Now you're

0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:45.840
<v Speaker 1>the king of desserts in the Bay Area of Chocolate.

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:50.719
<v Speaker 1>So who knew the microphone throttler Joe and Darcy riding

0:40:50.800 --> 0:40:53.480
<v Speaker 1>from Floresta's What is your worst or most disappointing celebrity

0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:59.160
<v Speaker 1>encounter you've had in your career. I'm trying to think

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>what was the worst. I mean, there's been some real people,

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:05.560
<v Speaker 1>the people that were portrayed one way in public and

0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:09.000
<v Speaker 1>then you meet them and they're complete they're complete schmucks

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:14.319
<v Speaker 1>and a holes and all that. I don't know, is

0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:17.799
<v Speaker 1>there one I guess I could go. The easy one

0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 1>would be Captain Kirk, But I guess people already knew

0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 1>he was a dick, right, But Captain Kirk would be

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 1>would be on that list that was more of a

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 1>social media thing. There have been some athletes that I

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:35.480
<v Speaker 1>really really despised. Anybody for you that you met a

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:37.879
<v Speaker 1>lot of music people back in the.

0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:39.719
<v Speaker 3>Day, Yeah, Mary J.

0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 4>Blige, she was pretty rude, and you know, you always hear, oh,

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:46.600
<v Speaker 4>maybe they were just having a bad day. But then

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:48.839
<v Speaker 4>she was pretty mean the second time that I met

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.440
<v Speaker 4>her as well, when I was programming hip hop and

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:52.840
<v Speaker 4>R and B radio stations.

0:41:52.840 --> 0:41:55.120
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I don't know.

0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 4>Maybe she's in a better place in her life right now,

0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 4>but back then she was mean spirited, at least in

0:42:02.920 --> 0:42:05.840
<v Speaker 4>the circle we were running in with her record company.

0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:10.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I yeah, And that's one of the reasons, Ben,

0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:11.439
<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to meet a lot.

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:14.160
<v Speaker 4>Of athletes, to be honest, because as a kid, you

0:42:14.880 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 4>think they're all great guys or girls, and when you

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:20.839
<v Speaker 4>start working in this business and you meet some of them,

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 4>and it's not what you think, and so it kind

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:27.600
<v Speaker 4>of ruins the the allure, and yeah, yeah it is.

0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 1>I really became jaded when I was a radio stringer

0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:36.960
<v Speaker 1>covering baseball and just total ad like Barry Bonds just

0:42:37.000 --> 0:42:40.040
<v Speaker 1>a total schmuck. Roger Clemens was a jerk. I mean

0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:42.240
<v Speaker 1>they just a lot of those guys just treated people

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:42.719
<v Speaker 1>like shit.

0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was.

0:42:44.560 --> 0:42:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Terrible and this is a horrible experience. And this is

0:42:48.160 --> 0:42:51.359
<v Speaker 1>a dated reference. But I think Joe and Darcy will

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:56.120
<v Speaker 1>get it. I think they'll get it that. When I

0:42:56.160 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 1>was a kid, there was a certain comedian named Don Rickles.

0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:04.320
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know who the guy was, right, famous,

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:08.719
<v Speaker 1>he's dead, but famous. And my Mom's like, you got

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 1>to go up to Don Rickles, say hello to him,

0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:12.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, he's famous. I was all right. He was

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:15.240
<v Speaker 1>on with Johnny Carson, which like a big deal tonight.

0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:18.360
<v Speaker 1>So I went up to him and he told the

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:20.839
<v Speaker 1>story before me, like you know, he's like, get away

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:23.120
<v Speaker 1>from me. He made like a fat joke at me,

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:25.239
<v Speaker 1>and I was like a little kid, was like, what

0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:25.680
<v Speaker 1>a dick.

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.440
<v Speaker 3>But I guess that was just it's a badge of

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 3>honor now.

0:43:31.719 --> 0:43:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, yeah, at the time, though, I was like,

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 1>why would my mom want me to say hello to

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:40.320
<v Speaker 1>that guy? I mean it didn't mean anyway. The last

0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 1>one Nick in Wisconscious has been in Danny g. It's

0:43:43.120 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 1>been a while, but I still listen every week now.

0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Nick's the guy that was part of the Acts throwing

0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:53.920
<v Speaker 1>escapade there. Ah okay, he says, Wednesday night, I had

0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:55.920
<v Speaker 1>a chance. I had to change right. I had to

0:43:55.960 --> 0:43:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Chad to change a headlight bulb in my wife's vehicle.

0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:02.320
<v Speaker 1>A pain in the ass. Do either of you replace

0:44:02.400 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 1>your own bulbs in your vehicles? If so, do you

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:11.279
<v Speaker 1>have similar experiences? Thanks? Yeah, so the new cars, not

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:13.120
<v Speaker 1>that I have that new a car, but it's it's

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:16.839
<v Speaker 1>almost impossible. You watch a YouTube video and it looks like, oh,

0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:19.359
<v Speaker 1>it'll be done in ninety seconds, and then you start

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:21.279
<v Speaker 1>taking stuff apart and you lose a screw or two,

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh, you know what am I gonna do? Yeah,

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:26.560
<v Speaker 1>there's a little hack, Danny that will probably work with

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:28.879
<v Speaker 1>your wife. It works with my wife. Go down to

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:33.000
<v Speaker 1>have her go by herself to Pep Boys to buy

0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:35.520
<v Speaker 1>the light and then they'll sometimes they'll just install it.

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:37.760
<v Speaker 1>Four don't have to worry about it for free.

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:39.919
<v Speaker 3>Well, what I was going to say, as a guy,

0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:43.440
<v Speaker 3>the hack is go online, find the part for cheap,

0:44:44.160 --> 0:44:46.719
<v Speaker 3>and then bring that to Pep Boys and say how

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:47.720
<v Speaker 3>much for your labor?

0:44:48.239 --> 0:44:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's another way to do it. Yeah, but

0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:52.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know anything about that. I

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:55.400
<v Speaker 1>know how to change a tire, but I've been told

0:44:55.440 --> 0:44:57.200
<v Speaker 1>that's not safe on the side of the road. I

0:44:57.200 --> 0:44:59.839
<v Speaker 1>remember San Diego. I had a flat I was working

0:44:59.840 --> 0:45:02.759
<v Speaker 1>at six ninety the station. It doesn't exist anymore, but

0:45:02.800 --> 0:45:04.319
<v Speaker 1>it was in San Diego. Had a flat tire on

0:45:04.360 --> 0:45:07.520
<v Speaker 1>the eight and I changed the tire and my mom

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 1>would yelled it, what are you doing? We have the

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:12.279
<v Speaker 1>auto club. Why would you do it?

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 3>The reason they need the cones and the flares and

0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:19.200
<v Speaker 3>they're flashing lights because so many distracted drivers are on

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:21.760
<v Speaker 3>the road that you'll get hit by a car.

0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure. No, I get it now, I get it.

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:27.839
<v Speaker 1>So I just call a toad truck and do your thing.

0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:31.400
<v Speaker 1>It's Sunday. I got the TV show still on until

0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:33.840
<v Speaker 1>the game's well actually after the games kick off, because's

0:45:33.880 --> 0:45:37.520
<v Speaker 1>got aired eleven thirty in New York, So depending on

0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:39.919
<v Speaker 1>when you're listening at eleven thirty this morning, Benny versus

0:45:39.960 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 1>the Penny. I'll be back tonight. I will be I

0:45:42.680 --> 0:45:44.759
<v Speaker 1>should be at the Charger Lions game. So if you're

0:45:44.800 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 1>in LA and want to say hello, let me know

0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:48.200
<v Speaker 1>and hopefully I'll be able to see you.

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Let's go Lions. Yeah, lose.

0:45:51.600 --> 0:45:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm pulling for the Lions too. I'm into the whole

0:45:54.520 --> 0:45:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Lion thing. But I'll be out there and then I'll

0:45:57.000 --> 0:46:00.200
<v Speaker 1>watch the Raider game and Dany'll be doing that. I'll

0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:04.200
<v Speaker 1>be on the radio tonight. I'll be back barking into microphones.

0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's why I need the Chargers to lose, because

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:09.760
<v Speaker 4>they're tied with the Raiders right now with four wins.

0:46:10.280 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 4>Hopefully the Antonio Pierce experience stays good and they can

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:18.400
<v Speaker 4>beat the Jets and day arrest with NFL Football Ben.

0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 4>After producing this podcast Sunday morning and then Sunday night,

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:27.280
<v Speaker 4>you're back on the air, and that means Monday afternoon,

0:46:27.320 --> 0:46:30.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm back with Covino and Rich for a fun Monday

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:34.000
<v Speaker 4>afternoon slash evening two to four pm on the West Side,

0:46:34.360 --> 0:46:38.520
<v Speaker 4>and that's five to seven pm in New Jersey.

0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Beautiful New Jersey in Newark, New Jersey.

0:46:42.600 --> 0:46:45.000
<v Speaker 3>One of the homes of Cranberry's, or.

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.359
<v Speaker 1>You could go to Liberty. No, not Liberty, what is it.

0:46:47.840 --> 0:46:50.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a woman's name, where the airport is, where the

0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:50.759
<v Speaker 1>Newark here.

0:46:50.880 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I helped you with this before.

0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:56.719
<v Speaker 5>Elizabeth Elizabeth, Yes, Elizabeth, New Jersey where it's just beautiful,

0:46:57.000 --> 0:47:00.759
<v Speaker 5>picturesque chamber of commerce down Anyway, having wonderful will rest

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 5>your Sunday, and thank you for downloading this.

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:04.839
<v Speaker 1>We'll catch you next time.

0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:08.319
<v Speaker 3>Austa pasta, got a murder. I gotta go.

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Hello, Joe, Hi, I like the Saints.