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Speaker 1: we roll into Tuesday, Hey kids, how you feeling? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello Tuesday. It's very Tuesday. Ask I know it's at

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Speaker 1: all right? So number one on Apple TV Mariah Carey.

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Speaker 1: We knew that the Goddess of Christmas would go number one,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, Danielle. Oh, yeah, it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of it. It's Mariah. It is all about Mariah. You're

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. I want to hear it. This is

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Speaker 1: snow on the way in today. Hello, yeah, flurries as

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Speaker 1: What about you and Jacksonville. How's your weather today, Frog?

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Speaker 1: I think it could snow anytime. It's thirty seven outside

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Speaker 1: You know an interesting story about Jen. She's on our

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Speaker 1: I hope you, your daughter, your family have a wonderful holiday.

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Speaker 1: It's so fabulous hearing from you twenty years later. And

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Speaker 1: the horoscopes with producer Sam. All right, who are you

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Speaker 1: is forty two Capricorn. Walk away from any drama and

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Speaker 1: since I never wear my jeans anymore. That's the fancy

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Speaker 1: clothes now. If I could get them to fit, that'd

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Speaker 1: be fabulous. Michael on line twenty four, See what Michael's

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Speaker 1: up to? Hey Michael, Michael, Hey is this Michael. This

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Speaker 1: is Michael. Hey Michael, what's going on? Oh? Nothing, you know,

426
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Speaker 1: living a life, living the dream, living the dream? What

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Speaker 1: can we do for you? Michael? What's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: I take to me about the sixty minute the Morning

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Speaker 1: Show yesterday? Oh oh, Yesterday's fifteen minute Morning Show podcast

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Speaker 1: was one of our favorites with a magician. We had

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Speaker 1: a magician. Yeah, yes, I was caught because Nate was

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Speaker 1: like so excited about it, and I was like, wow,

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Speaker 1: he's like so happy. I know, we were clapping like

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Speaker 1: little girls, right, Nay, listen, guys, you don't know this.

435
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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I wanted to be a magician.

436
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Speaker 1: I had all those books, had to do card tricks,

437
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Speaker 1: the the you know, French Drop and all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: I really wanted to be a magician, and it just

439
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Speaker 1: didn't work out for me because I really, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not that dexterous with my hands. But John Stecil yesterday, Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it was so thing. It's incredible. You know,

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Speaker 1: you can follow John Stecil on Instagram and go to

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Speaker 1: his website. He does shows for you. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty amazing. He was great. But you you weren't really

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Speaker 1: as excited Michael about our magician. You were excited about

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Speaker 1: how excited we were for the magician, right, yes, looking

447
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Speaker 1: at you. Guys' um reactions were like, oh god, you

448
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Speaker 1: guys are like so excited about this. Well, you know though,

449
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Speaker 1: even though it wasn't a zoom room, it was like

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Speaker 1: the first performance we've seen in quite a long time.

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Speaker 1: It was like, Yeah, I don't know what's your life

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Speaker 1: all about today? Michael? What are you doing? I'm just working.

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Speaker 1: I'm a chub driver. Yeah. Oh no, we love our

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Speaker 1: truck drivers. What are you What are you delivering today?

455
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Speaker 1: I got some cement? Oh? Without cement, we would we'd

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Speaker 1: be floating in mid air, we would, Greg, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: know how to get rid of the bodies without cement,

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Speaker 1: I know. Thanks Michael, you stay safe, Thanks for listening

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Speaker 1: to us, and thanks for watching a few minute morning

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Speaker 1: show podcast. Hold on much second. Okay, be nice to Michael. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love that. Danielle, you're ready to roll? Yes? All right,

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Speaker 1: daniel what do you have going on today? All right,

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Speaker 1: So let's start off with Bill ni Bill Nye, the

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Speaker 1: science guy. He says, you know what, I'm gonna teach

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Speaker 1: you guys something about wearing a mask. He is so

466
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Speaker 1: tired of the people that don't wear masks. Anymore, he

467
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Speaker 1: is video. His video that he did for TikTok has

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Speaker 1: gone viral more than fourteen million views and just four

469
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Speaker 1: million in a few days. He demonstrates how coronavirus travels

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Speaker 1: via droplets and how the fewer the masks, the more

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Speaker 1: the risks. So it's definitely a video you want to

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Speaker 1: check out. The Kardashians always have that big family Christmas party.

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Speaker 1: They've been doing this since nineteen seventy eight. This is

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Speaker 1: a this is like a tradition for them, and this

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Speaker 1: is the first year because of Southern California's lockdown that

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Speaker 1: they are canceling it. They said that they've come under

477
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Speaker 1: so much fire for their tone deaf parties this year

478
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Speaker 1: and they don't want to do that anymore, and so

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Speaker 1: they have decided that they're canceling it. Chadwick Boseman's final film,

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Speaker 1: Mo Rainey's Black Bottom premieres on December eighteenth, and the

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Speaker 1: director shared a story about how Chadwick broke down on

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Speaker 1: set during this really emotional scene. He said, it was

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Speaker 1: so draining that Chadwick started to cry. And we all

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Speaker 1: know that he passed away in August after a secret

485
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Speaker 1: battle with colon cancer and he was only forty three

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Speaker 1: years old. Cardibe did something pretty cool. Well, it didn't

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Speaker 1: start out cool. She took to Twitter. She asked her

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Speaker 1: followers if she should spend eighty eight thousand dollars on

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Speaker 1: a bag, and of course everybody's like, hey, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: So she said, okay, since you guys want me to

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Speaker 1: donate instead, I'm going to do this. I want you

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Speaker 1: guys to drop your receipts underneath this post in the

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Speaker 1: comments section, and I will donate as well. I will

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Speaker 1: match what you have donated. So they were putting in

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Speaker 1: the receipts of places that they've donated, and she was matching,

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Speaker 1: which I thought was pretty cool. Can you believe that

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Speaker 1: Madonna's daughter, Laurda's is twenty four years old and she

498
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Speaker 1: just collaborated with Juicy and Parade Underwear. Wait, okay, several

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Speaker 1: things here. First of all, twenty four and Juicy Cours

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Speaker 1: coming back, yes, no, yeah, Juicie Coatour, and there's an

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Speaker 1: underwear called Parade Underwear. Go and look at these pictures

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Speaker 1: of her. First of all, when I first looked at them,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh this, this can't be legal. And then

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Speaker 1: I looked at her age and I'm like, oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: she's twenty four. I guess it is illegal, but these

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Speaker 1: are She looks beautiful, but I cannot believe it's like, wait,

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Speaker 1: Juicy's coming back? Oh yeah, would you like everywhere for

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Speaker 1: the last year or so. I'm gonna whip up my

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Speaker 1: old Juicy. Weear we could get to a sweatsuit if

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Speaker 1: you want. I wanted. I wanted to talk about this yesterday.

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Speaker 1: But our friend Max and his beautiful wife, wife Emily,

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Speaker 1: have their baby. They have a baby girl. She is

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Speaker 1: so adorable. They've been posting lots of videos and lots

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Speaker 1: of pictures of congratulations them. We love those guys. Tonight

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Speaker 1: on television, You've Got the Bachelorette NC, I asked some

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Speaker 1: football with the Cowboys in the races. Empire is back

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Speaker 1: for their season premiere, and of course it's number one.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's watching it. Mariah carries Christmas Special Lavron Apple TV

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Speaker 1: and that's my Danielle report. Hey, so excuse me, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I was talking earlier about how I'm just

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Speaker 1: kind of disappointed by myself for adulting too much lately,

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Speaker 1: and we need to be a little crazier. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: wish we could get Alex on the phone. This is

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Speaker 1: like an Alex conversation. Oh we have n't You're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear this live. You're gonna hear me show disappointment live. Alex.

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Speaker 1: Did you have a good night last night, just sitting

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Speaker 1: around listening to Christmas jazz and watching the fire? Yes, no,

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Speaker 1: it was great. I know. But here's my problem. We're

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Speaker 1: acting too much like adults. Well, yes, we're getting older.

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Speaker 1: Well no, we're acting older. Keep in mind, when I

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Speaker 1: met you, I was closer to your age, and I

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Speaker 1: actually like a kid back then. And this is my

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Speaker 1: point of the call. Remember when you and I first

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Speaker 1: met and we'd go out almost every night and do

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Speaker 1: shots of Jagermeister. Oh remember those nights, some of Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, remember them. Yeah, And remember how some nights

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Speaker 1: I would get home and I wouldn't know where my

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Speaker 1: shoes were. Are we missing his shoe? We need to

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Speaker 1: be doing this more. We need to be going out

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Speaker 1: or at least staying home and losing our shoes. We

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Speaker 1: got to lose our shoes. Well, well now we do

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Speaker 1: lose our shoes, but that's because of the dogs. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I can't find my shoes because well,

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Speaker 1: my bellies in the way, I can't see them get

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Speaker 1: out and wait, as we get older, we do forget

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Speaker 1: where we put them. That is fair. My point is this,

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Speaker 1: I feel like we're getting a little boring because we're

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Speaker 1: being forced to quarantine. It's not our fault, but we

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Speaker 1: need to we need to be doing something more exciting. Alex,

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Speaker 1: come on, what what what can we do? Um? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. We can't go out and we got and

552
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Speaker 1: we can't have people over because we got to play

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Speaker 1: it safe. So all right, well think it through. Let's

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00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: we need to find a way. We're not adulting so much.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's grating in me at me. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'll think about it. Hey, tell everyone how great your

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00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: chicken parm was last night. Then I'll let you go.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god it and I got left though, was

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Speaker 1: for lunch today? Hey, so can we can we can

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Speaker 1: we do the big news about Johnny? Yes? So tell

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Speaker 1: everyone what you're doing tomorrow. So tomorrow I'm going to

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Speaker 1: pick up Uncle Johnny and bring him home. Wow. For

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Speaker 1: two months, two months. He's been in the hospital for

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Speaker 1: exactly two months. Wow. You know he battled his heart

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Speaker 1: shutting down, his kidney shutting down, COVID and he beat everything. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we even really announced that he had COVID.

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Speaker 1: He kept that quiet until but yeah, all of that,

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Speaker 1: and I don't we don't think Johnny really truly understands

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Speaker 1: how bad off he was. It was bad, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: he'll never know because he was unconscious. He didn't know

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00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: we were We were the ones going crazy. He was

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Speaker 1: just taking a nap. But anyway, but the thing is,

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Speaker 1: you know, his his tidneys shut down and he was

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Speaker 1: on a dialysis every other day for four hours, and

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Speaker 1: his tidneys came back and they did all tests and

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Speaker 1: he doesn't need dialysis anymore. Yeah. Yeah, he actually has

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Speaker 1: been given the license to live. I mean, he's been

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Speaker 1: given a gift. And so yeah, we can't wait to

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Speaker 1: have him out for Christmas. Hey, someone actually sent a text, Alex.

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Speaker 1: They want us to do our our senate closet to

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Speaker 1: piano skit for Instagram again. Can we do that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Maybe this weekend we'll do it. Okay, Well that will

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Speaker 1: take yeagermeister, I have something all right. We'll talk to

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Speaker 1: you later, love you, love you more. There you go.

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Speaker 1: So uncle Johnny coming home. That's so exciting. Yeah, so amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is the thing though, he was when he was

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Speaker 1: at his worst, he was not even awake, so he

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Speaker 1: has no idea how bad it was. No great, I know,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like, you know, he needs to understand what

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Speaker 1: we went through. We'll tell him. Yeah, oh yes, we will. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Can you get Brody on the phone, Scary? Yeah? Would

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Speaker 1: you want to say? I wanted to say, I feel

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Speaker 1: like I want to drink like Johnny for the next

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Speaker 1: thirty years, build up my immunity. So this way, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, later on in life, if this ever happens,

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Speaker 1: I'll be a man of steel. Well, we don't. We

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Speaker 1: don't know that that's what's saving Hey, Dave Brody, Hey Alice,

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Speaker 1: you know Uncle Johnny's a much better shape than Scary

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Speaker 1: that well, you know how Scary's out of shape. Uncle

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Speaker 1: Johnny is a much better chance of survival. City hopes

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Speaker 1: on Uncle Johnny someday. Wow, he's got more sit ups

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Speaker 1: to be that healthy man. Do you hear that? Wow? So,

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Speaker 1: why are you so perplexed that I watched Home Alone

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Speaker 1: two over the weekend? Okay, because you're not a Home

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Speaker 1: Alone two kind of guy. Why is that? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm not a homlone? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean by that? Okay? Because Home Alone two is

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Speaker 1: either for like people in like thirties who like watched

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Speaker 1: it when they were kids. You're more of the Crown,

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Speaker 1: You're more of like NCIS. You're not. I've never I've

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Speaker 1: never seen n C I can't even spell Nciso is

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite films with Tim Curry checking into

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Speaker 1: the Plaza Hotel. Right, it's a classic. I just I

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Speaker 1: just don't see you watching that kind of movie. I

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00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: feel like you watch like the Nicole Kidman Show, right

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Speaker 1: that you just watch that the serious stuff you like,

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Speaker 1: the deep stuff, the more, the more thought provoking stuff.

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Speaker 1: Home Alone two is sort of like you know, like

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Speaker 1: when you and Alex you should do fun stuff, right,

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Speaker 1: that's the guy that's not cool. You know. Part of

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Speaker 1: the problem in life is when people put you into

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Speaker 1: a corral and think that that's the way you should

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Speaker 1: live your life. That's not all. I love hold one too,

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Speaker 1: stop it you specifically? Please? What's that movie? The wrong Missy?

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00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: You called me and we're like, this movie is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You have to watch it, And that's very much in

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Speaker 1: the same ven as like stuff exactly. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. Garrett has a good idea. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: thank you. You know what. The fact that you, Brodie

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Speaker 1: finish the lyric, we have a guest the Christmas movie.

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Speaker 1: What are we playing with? We have secrets? Me? What

647
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Speaker 1: are we playing with one, can play any of them?

648
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,439
Speaker 1: All right? Uh? Pick the holiday flick? Is that it? Yeah,

649
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Speaker 1: let's do that on the topic whatever, We'll figure it out.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Alex said this to me the other night.

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Speaker 1: He's like, you know, every night when I drive him

661
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Speaker 1: home from work, I see more in more holiday lights

662
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: on houses than ever before. People are decorating more than ever.

663
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Speaker 1: Is this true in your neighborhood? Yes? Can I tell

664
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Speaker 1: you one of my favorite things? You know how I

665
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 1: love to go on a walk every single day. So

666
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 1: we've been going at night and just bundling up because

667
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: the lights come on and it is so nice to

668
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Speaker 1: walk around the neighborhood with all the festive Christmas lights.

669
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Speaker 1: I love it. I never wanted to stop. It's so cool.

670
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Speaker 1: It is great, it's beautiful, and this year more than ever.

671
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's multiple explanations why, but I

672
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: guess people need to be festive. Are not going in aware,

673
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: might as well decorate the house, right, I know we

674
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: did it. You will not know. You will never understand

675
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: how much cardboard I've had to send to recycling. We

676
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: had to get a truck to fill it up. I

677
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: mean several times of cardboard boxes that were all broken down.

678
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: It's insane. It's insane anyway, So Nate said, let's call

679
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: it the fourteen Days of Christmas? How many? What day?

680
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Speaker 1: Is this a day nine? I think nine? Drunk? Yeah, yeah,

681
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: he's not an old drunk man. All right, here we

682
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Speaker 1: go music scary, it's the fourteen Days of Christmas. This

683
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: is a day nine, according to Nate. I don't know.

684
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Speaker 1: So it's we are we Kenny week weekends too, just

685
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: now days of just business days work days before six?

686
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: This is this is day seven? Then isn't it five days?

687
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,919
Speaker 1: We were here Tuesday? Well, we didn't work last Monday.

688
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: So it's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, then Monday, Tuesday, Todays

689
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: day six. Well, then I don't even think you're down

690
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: though you were counting out to the days before. Chris,

691
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Speaker 1: we don't know, We don't know today. We have no

692
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Speaker 1: idea what day days nine? There's the worst idea ever drunk.

693
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: I was right, it's actually nine. We started at fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleven, ten, nine. Okay,

694
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Speaker 1: all right, all right, thank god we have hands to

695
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Speaker 1: count on. All right, it's the fourteen days of Christmas.

696
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: Today's day nine. I don't know why, it just is. Uh.

697
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Speaker 1: And to now we're gonna play pick the Holiday flick. Yay,

698
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a lot of fun. So what you'll

699
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: do is you'll hear a piece of sound from a

700
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: very very very well known holiday movie. You tell us

701
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: what the movie is, and you get a point. So

702
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: it's two out of three. Get two out of three right,

703
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: and you could win big. What do they win? Oh,

704
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Speaker 1: they win a five hundred dollars cash gift card courtesy

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Speaker 1: of the teacher Toe Danielle loves her teacher tone we

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Speaker 1: love Yeah, the teacher told us so awesome because it

707
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Speaker 1: has every compartment possible for things you need like put

708
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: your lunch in there, your laptop, loose papers, pencil holders, pockets.

709
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: I mean, this thing is huge. They have backpacks now too,

710
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: so that's exciting. I think each teacher's comes with a

711
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: real life teacher. Really. All right, let's go talk to

712
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: Jessica on line twelve. A teacher. Oh, a teacher from

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Speaker 1: Rare to New Jersey. Hello, Jessica, Hi, how are you?

714
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,439
Speaker 1: We're doing well. We love our teachers, you know that, right. Yes,

715
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be on I listened to you

716
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: guys every morning while I'm driving to school. I'm driving

717
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: there right now, so chice to be here. What do

718
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: you teach, Jessica, I teach sixth grade world history? So

719
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: that's like ancient stuff. No, that's good. World history is

720
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: good stuff. I mean, we need to know our history.

721
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: Did you guys? I don't know if it's world Did

722
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: you talk about Pearl Harbor the other day or that?

723
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: Is that on your curriculum this year? That's not in

724
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: our curriculum technically, but we mentioned current events in more

725
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: recent history. Also right now we're learning about Mepotamia's really ancient, ancient. Yeah,

726
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: you're going back to like uncle Johnny times. Okay, all right,

727
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: well Jessica, do you know your holiday flicks? Um? I

728
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: know some of them. I'm still confident today that all right, Okay,

729
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: music down and let's go. Here we go. Holiday flick

730
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Speaker 1: number one. Get two out of three correct and you

731
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Speaker 1: could win. Here we go. Mommy told me if things

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Speaker 1: don't turn out just the way you want him to

733
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Speaker 1: the first time, you still got to believe. And I

734
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Speaker 1: kept believing and you were right, Mommy. Mister Kringle is

735
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: Santa Claus? What movie was that? Um? It sounds like

736
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Speaker 1: an old one. Yes, World History? Yes it is ancient. Yes?

737
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 1: Is it a Miracle on thirty fourth Street? Yes? Yes,

738
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Speaker 1: the adorable Natalie Wood as a child. That was a

739
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: great film. All right, you got that one? Ready to

740
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Speaker 1: move on? All right? Yes, here we go, love fingers.

741
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm feeling oh now what holiday? See? I don't know

742
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: what that's from. What holiday flick is that from? Do

743
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 1: you know? Jessica? It's funny. My stepmother made me watch

744
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 1: this like thirteen time. Is it love? Actually? Yeah, that's

745
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: such a great movie. I love it so much. What's up?

746
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: N I think she's on the roll. We gotta pull

747
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: back the rules. She's gotta get three out of five?

748
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: Do whatever I want? Suing you for Jessica. Okay, don't

749
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: listen to him. I tell you what. Let's let's try

750
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: to get three out of five. Let's give you another

751
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 1: one here. Okay, you know, here's the thing. She's just

752
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: really good. She's really good. She's better than I am. Okay,

753
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: go ahead, Movie three. It doesn't affect your performance in

754
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: any way. Performance, yes, your performance, you know, the performance

755
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: like sexual. Excuse me, Willie, are you saying or something

756
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: wrong with my gear? So what you're saying to me?

757
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry your gear, Willie? My golf stick? Do you

758
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: know what movie that's from? Jessica. I'm feeling kind of stuck.

759
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm guessing there's a Santa clausn't it? Um? I'm not

760
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: really sure other than that, though, she's half right. All right,

761
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: that was bad Santa all right, that's okay, because but

762
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: she still wins because she got to the rules. You

763
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: heard what Nate said. He can do whatever he wants to.

764
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: I could get at least one morning. Okay, here we go. Okay,

765
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: here's another holiday flick. Here we go. I want an

766
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: official recovered action. You want? Okay, what's so short? How

767
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: the heck was I the let's to figure that one out.

768
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: Stop yelling at our friends. Okay, play again, but play

769
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: play it loudly, slowly. Here we go. I want an

770
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: official war recover in action. Two joins. It was so short.

771
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: I still I'm gonna guess again that it has a

772
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: Santa clause in it. Um, and there's a child in it. Yeah,

773
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: and it has to do with Christmas. It was so short.

774
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 1: I don't know you use those clothes. It's a story.

775
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: It's a story that involved a child and Christmas. Um.

776
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: It a Christmas story. Be Italian about to change the

777
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: rules again. I gotta go four out of seven? You suck? Wow,

778
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't know where you learned that from.

779
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: But you know, once, once it's one, we should go

780
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: ahead and let them win. We shouldn't drag it out.

781
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: This isn't the election. Hello, all right, tell her what

782
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: she wins? Oh, she's one of five hundred dollars cash

783
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: gift card courtesy of the Teacher Tote. Tote made four

784
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Speaker 1: teachers by teachers ten percent off with code Elvis at

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Speaker 1: the teacher tote and now they have backpacks and pencil

786
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: cases they do. Yeah, congratulations, Jessica. You tell all your

787
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: students that we love you and they're lucky to have

788
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: you as a teacher. And you go have a great day. Okay, Oh,

789
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: thank you so so much. Happy holiday to everybody. Hold

790
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 1: on one second, shall we move on to Fernando? All right?

791
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: Fernando is an engineer from Brian Texas. Gigamaggie's Fernando Gigamaggie. Sorry, Froggy,

792
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah for one loss. Thanks appreciate that. All right, it's

793
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: all be nice. Hey, So, Fernando, what's your day all

794
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: about today? Well, got started early today and I'll be

795
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: out in the field all day today, just checking on

796
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: all the producing les. Oh well, you keep that crude

797
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: to rolling. Hey. Uh, since you work so hard out

798
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,919
Speaker 1: in the fields, do you have time to watch Christmas movies?

799
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with any, um more of the recent

800
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: and really popular movies. I'm not probably gonna be as

801
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: good as the first contestant, but I'll give it my

802
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 1: best shot. Well, you don't know too, you try. All right,

803
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 1: here we go. We'll change the rules for you, because

804
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: that's what Nate does all right, here we go. Here's

805
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: Holiday flick number one. Guess this one. Keep that change

806
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: your filthy animal. M oh man, that's at the tip

807
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: of my tongue. I mean I knowing that movie. Just um.

808
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: They play it on Home Alone. That's it actually, Oh,

809
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,399
Speaker 1: because I see what you were doing. That's actually that's

810
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: actually a line from another movie that they play on.

811
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: Hold on, but Home Alone as the film We're looking

812
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, Holiday flick? All right, all right, all right, okay, okay,

813
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: you're on a roll. You got one. Here we go.

814
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: Here's another holiday flick. Guess this one. Something should happen

815
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: to me. Put on my suit. The reindeer will know

816
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 1: what to do. Mm hmmm. Is that the Santa Clauas? Yeah?

817
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: Now does he do two out of three? I mean

818
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: he's on a roll. I think he's got to get

819
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: three out of five? Oh, here he goes changing the gosh.

820
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Here's number three for nine.

821
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh that little whiny kid. That's an old one, but

822
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: it's it's a huge one. That sounds like almost any

823
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: Christmas movie. It's got kids, it's got Christmas. Um, I'm

824
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: gonna just take a while, guess and say a Christmas Story. No, no,

825
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: that's not it, but that's from It's a wonderful Yeah,

826
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: Daddy's favorite movie. It's okay, it's okay. You're on a roll.

827
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: Here we go, here's another one. I'm trying to find

828
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: a troubleman, dog me too? Me too? Do you have

829
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: any mona back? What? She's not? Okay? Did you get that?

830
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: That was a little hard to hear. It was Um,

831
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: I didn't really catch the whole clips that we played again. Yeah, loudly,

832
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: scary loudly. I'm trying to find a troubleman, dog me too?

833
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: Me too? Do you have any monifac? What? Okay? By

834
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,959
Speaker 1: the way, that's how it is finding the PS five

835
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: this year. All right, take a guess, Fernando, what movie

836
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: is that from? Um? My guess is gonna be um,

837
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: it's it's a movie with is it that one? Yeah?

838
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: You're yeah, you're not wrong. Do you have a phone

839
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: with you? Can you look it up? Won't google? Yes?

840
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: You got it? Congratulations you did, Fernando, you did really well.

841
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: That's great. What do you have for Fernando? Oh? Yeah,

842
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: once again, the teacher toate comes through for our winners.

843
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: It's that Toad made for teachers. Buy teachers ten percent

844
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: off code Elvis. Use that at the teacher toote dot com.

845
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: Fernando's got himself a five hundred all cash gift code,

846
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: also a teacher tote to carry around the fields with him.

847
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 1: There you go, and a five hundred dollars cash gift

848
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: card to go shopping there in Brian College station. Thank

849
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: you for listening to us, Fernando. I hope you have

850
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: a wonderful holiday season. Okay, mery Christmas. Thank you guys

851
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: so much. You don't have America list as well. It's great.

852
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: It's great to hear a Texan listening to our show.

853
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 1: You know, I missed Texes so much, especially around Christmas.

854
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: Hold on side, What insulting team did you say? From here?

855
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: Was a nice guy other than the fact that it

856
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: likes Texas and him other than that, I really liked him.

857
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: Why Why are you gotta poo poo in the Coco pops? Okay,

858
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: he couldn't beat Alabama, but we'll try to do that

859
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: in two weeks. Oh my gosh, you are bitter. You're

860
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: a bitter old queen. Do you have any more clips? Laugh? Yeah,

861
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 1: you want to blow the rest of them. Let's do it. Okay,

862
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: I beg your pardon. Here we go. What's the next one? Here?

863
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 1: Is I am the Ghost of Christmas Pass? Well, obviously

864
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: that's you know, m hmm. I don't know which one

865
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: though there are several. I don't think it matters that

866
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: you guess the right version of it, as long as

867
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: you know the movie right when I think I know

868
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: which one it is? Which one? I think it's the

869
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: Bill Murray version, right, No, Scrooge was my favorite of

870
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: all those. But go ahead, which one is it? I

871
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: am the Ghost of Christmas Pass? You know, it's kind

872
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: of weird that that that whisper. You can actually smell

873
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:05,479
Speaker 1: their breath. It's like the stink of Christmas is past.

874
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: Which one is it? I believe that's the one with

875
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey, That is correct? Yeah, Chris Christmas Carol? All right?

876
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: And here's this one. What's the matter. Haven't you ever

877
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 1: seen a talking snow man before? What is that? Burro lives? Yeah,

878
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: lives no longer with us, but go google a photo

879
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: of burl lives. He had that little uh, that old

880
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: Colonel Sanders beard thing, that white beard. Yea, so my

881
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: nephew when he was a little a baby. He would

882
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: throw up his milk and we called him burl Lives

883
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: because he had like a milk beard. We were speaking

884
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: of Colonel Sanders. Did you see what Mario Lopez is doing?

885
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,959
Speaker 1: What is this? Is he the new colonel. He's gonna

886
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: do a sexy hot Colonel Sanders like chicken from a

887
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: sexy hot person. It's gonna be like a fifteen minute

888
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: movie about a sexy hot Colonel Sanders. Wow, do you

889
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: not accept? Hey man, he keeps getting gigs. Well, there

890
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: you go. That was great to be a lifetime By

891
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: the way, that that was your holiday flick contest for

892
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: the fourteen days of Christmas, whatever day it is. I

893
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: love that. Thank you to our writer, the one and

894
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: only who wrote that Gandhi. That was me. I'd like

895
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: to see some elf quotes in the next version. Oh yeah, Hey,

896
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: we have lots of games. Don't think Christmas out holiday

897
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: in there you go. We need to get into the

898
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: three things we need to know from Gandhi. We have

899
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: a one thousand dollars free money phone tap coming up.

900
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: It's gravity blankets free money phone tap, right, yep, anyone someone, Yes,

901
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: that's a thousand dollars for you to spend anyway you want.

902
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: Coming up into a few moments, all right, Gandhi, what's

903
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: going on? Coronavirus vaccinations are underway in the United Kingdom.

904
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 1: Around fifty National Health Service hospitals have started to vaccinate

905
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 1: nursing homeworkers and people older than eighty who are hospitalized.

906
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,320
Speaker 1: A grandmother who turns ninety one next week, was the

907
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: first one to get the shot this morning, and she

908
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: said it is the best early birthday present she could

909
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: wish for because now she'll be able to spend time

910
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: with family and friends. MasterCard says it is investigating sexual

911
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: abuse claims against an adult website, Pornhub. MasterCard confirmed that

912
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: it is working with the site's parent company to review

913
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: accusations that the website has featured videos of child abuse

914
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: and sexual assault. Following the news, Visa also announced it

915
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: would be reviewing its ties with the business. Pornhub has

916
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: denied any wrong doing. Both MasterCard and Visa have threatened

917
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: to stop supporting the site if these claims are substantiated.

918
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: And finally, we all I think watched Mike Tyson's exhibition

919
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: fight with Roy Jones Junior and it generated more than

920
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: eighty million dollars in pay per view revenue. They sold

921
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: over one point six million different subscriptions to watch this.

922
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: He and Roy Jones are expected to split that equally. However,

923
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: did you guys know how much Nate Robinson and Jake

924
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: Paul made for it? No? How keep in mind, this

925
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: ruined Nate Robinson's life, right, He's going to be a

926
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: meme forever because of this fight. Six hundred dollars. No.

927
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 1: I had that rumor originally, and I didn't leave it.

928
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: It was confirmed by CBS Sports. Six hundred dollars each

929
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: the two of them got. So it's like a TV

930
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 1: They did it for free basically, basically, But that doesn't

931
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: make sense because if they're making all that money on

932
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: the pay per view or whatever it was, then they

933
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,439
Speaker 1: didn't get a take of that at all. They said

934
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: that that's crap, Like No, and it's definitely been confirmed.

935
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: Six hundred dollars. CBS Sports confirmed that each one of

936
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 1: them took come six hundred dollars for the fight. I'm

937
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,959
Speaker 1: sure that there was there had to be endorsement money

938
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: somewhere they were getting. Well, that's what they helped. So

939
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: they did it. They did it for the publicity. Then

940
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: oh ye dumbassy yep, and those are your three things?

941
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you? You're one thousand dollars, gravity, blanket free,

942
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: money phone tap coming up after this in the Morning show.

943
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: I want to tell you say, you guys make my

944
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 1: day every single day in the morning show. So, Scotty

945
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: B Scotty, did you go have a check up yesterday

946
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 1: or something? Oh? I went for a physical yesterday. Howd

947
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: it go? It went great? I passed with flying colors. Nice.

948
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I weigh a little bit more than I should,

949
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: but you know I passed. Yeah, I did, Okay, No disappointment,

950
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: no bad news from the doctor. Yes, I was a

951
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: little bit disappointed about why well, because he didn't he

952
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: didn't he didn't fully examine me. I don't think he

953
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: missed something. And I was like, why well, I mean,

954
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: look the glove. I showered and shaved and powdered, okay, okay,

955
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: and every single year, you know, he stands in front

956
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 1: of me and says, drop your pants, you know, and

957
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: and fiddles whatever he does he does okay, But by

958
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: the way, doctors don't fiddle. Okay, it's whatever it is, okay.

959
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: So and not that I enjoy it. But I was

960
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: expecting it. So when he stood in front of me,

961
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: I started to open my pants and he just hit

962
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: my knee with a little hammer and that was it.

963
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: But did you ask him why? I didn't. I thought

964
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 1: it would it was. It was a little bit awkward.

965
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: I literally unbuttoned my jeans and he didn't do anything.

966
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: I almost I am button my pants and he beat

967
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 1: me with a hammer. I said to my wife when

968
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: I got home, I said, I gotta tell you, I'm

969
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: a little bit disappointed because I didn't get touched. You know. Okay,

970
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: so he didn't examine, he didn't do a cough test. No, no, no,

971
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: he didn't nothing in no, a prostate pokey no. I

972
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: mean I wasn't really looking forward to that one. I

973
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: would have taken it if he had to do it.

974
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 1: But I got nothing. Nothing down. The problem is you

975
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 1: we're at the eye doctors. Yeah, so you know whatever.

976
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: I just okay, I can't see there. There is a

977
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: way to justify why you're disappointed because you're there for

978
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: a physical. You want everything to be checked because of

979
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: health reason. So I prepared, Then you prepare. You powdered.

980
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: I love that you powdered. Yes, oh, maybe that's time.

981
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: And this is directed to you straight and ate. I

982
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: know how you you're you think it's so easy to

983
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: ride a horse, and you're like you're interested in horses

984
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Yeah, I think I could do it.

985
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: Next door, there's a horse farm next door. Yesterday, family, mom, dad,

986
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 1: and the kids are in the back of the car.

987
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: They saw horses up by the by the fence on

988
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: the side of the road. They pulled over to let

989
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: the kids pet the horse, and the horse bit the kid.

990
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: I tell you right now, just because you see a horse,

991
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 1: do not go up and don't approach anyone else's horse.

992
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: No horses that you don't know the horse, you don't

993
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: know the owners. It's it's like just going up to

994
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: someone's kid and like petting them. You know you don't

995
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: do that. Well, they probably didn't do it right. You're

996
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,240
Speaker 1: supposed to say, whoa boy, no man between their eyes,

997
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 1: you know nothing. I'm just saying I know a lot

998
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: of people listening don't even live near horses. But if

999
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: you're driving out in the country and you see horses,

1000
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: do not get near them. Leave them alone, because you

1001
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: know you don't know where they're what they're where they

1002
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 1: are in that moment. You know what I'm saying, all right,

1003
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: just a public service from me. The radio show is

1004
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 1: going to tell you this today exactly here we go

1005
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,479
Speaker 1: back to Scott Be's dilemma powder balls. Yeah, go ahead.

1006
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: I know how he feels because as a guy, you

1007
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,439
Speaker 1: have to psych yourself up to have another man see

1008
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: your stuff, right, and so, oh please, no you do.

1009
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: Women do this all the time and get poked and

1010
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: prodded inside. So I want to hear from the guys,

1011
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: how much how much you put yourselves through going today

1012
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: to get poked and prodded. My wife puts on makeup

1013
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: to go to the guyna college. It's like you got

1014
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: ready too. I got ready? Sure. But I'm saying, like you, guys,

1015
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: prep for a little cupping of a sack or something.

1016
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: My wife, my wife puts more effort in going to

1017
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: the guyner than she does when we're going to be together.

1018
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: Is it a mail wait? Is it a male GUYO? Yeah?

1019
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: Mind the female So I'm not putting into much effort.

1020
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: Hold on, Danielle, let's examine that. Why would you why

1021
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: would you put any more effort for a male guy? No,

1022
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: than a female guy. They're basically doing the same exact

1023
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: things you do with the gender or their sex or whatever. Yeah,

1024
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: but you don't want the guy. First of all, if

1025
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: it's a good looking guy, that's one thing. And second,

1026
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: you want the guy to think that you're taking care

1027
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: of yourself a woman person. You want the woman to also,

1028
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: you know, no, but you know it's a little different.

1029
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: And I I hear all the time that there's these

1030
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 1: hot guynos out there that these women go to. I don't.

1031
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 1: I've never been to one that's been so hot like

1032
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: a guy. But what does it matter? I don't know.

1033
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: I ask Amy and asks Lisa Scott, Froggie's wife goes,

1034
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't do it. I couldn't go at Gandhi, do

1035
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: you is there a difference to you with a hot

1036
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: guyno versus an average GUYO or a few I get

1037
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: just as dressed up and put together for the girl

1038
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: as I would for a guy in that scenario. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in good shape. You should that you should do that

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Speaker 1: for everyone. Yeah, I agree, that should be for everyone.

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Speaker 1: I just wonder, I just wonder if there's a gynecologist

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Speaker 1: going God, you know what I went. Obviously I'm not

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Speaker 1: that good looking because they're not. They're not really dressing

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Speaker 1: her one hundred and Nate will give it to you

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Speaker 1: one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right,

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Speaker 1: who does the phone tap today? Froggy? Here we go,

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Speaker 1: el el Dan, Elvis durand phone tap, Froggy. I always

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01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: love it when you submit a Froggy phone tap. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I love doing froggy phone taps and they're always so

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01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: fun and entertaining. Let's hope today is another one until

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01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: now I'm kidding? All right, Froggy, what's your phone tap?

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01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: All about? Well, our listener Jesse is wanting to play

1081
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: a prank on her boyfriend Andrew. They're a member of

1082
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: the Wine of the Month club, and everything goes a

1083
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: bunch of crap. You've been trying to cancel the Wine

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Speaker 1: of the Month Club for quite a while, leaving messages

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Speaker 1: and everything else. So I call as Paul from the

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Speaker 1: Wine of the Month Club. Okay, and really pissed Andrew

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Speaker 1: off and the Wine of the Month Club. Phone tap,

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Speaker 1: let's listen in here we go. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: for Andrew. Please speaking, Yes, Andrew, This is Paul Kellamariac

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Speaker 1: and I'm with the Wine of the Month Club. I've

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Speaker 1: been trying to reach you, guys forever. I didn't think

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Speaker 1: anybody work to this place. I noticed you've called. I

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01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: see seven calls here on your behalf. You enjoying our service?

1094
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 1: Not really? No, we signed up for it probably was

1095
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: a mistake because honestly, in my opinion, it's a waste

1096
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: of money, and I just want to cancel the service.

1097
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: And I've been trying to cancel the service. Are we

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01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: sending you the wrong kind? Is that? Would you like

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01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: more of a noir? Would you like more of a

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Speaker 1: Pinot grigio? Would you like grape juice? I'd probably get

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Speaker 1: something grape juice. Yeah, it is like you have just

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Speaker 1: smacked me across the face, young man, maybe maybe you've

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Speaker 1: got a bad rose. We choose these wines for the

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Speaker 1: superior balance, concentration, depth, complexity. Can you guys are horrible

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Speaker 1: at your job because whatever you're selecting is garbage from

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Speaker 1: a Bardo to a short and a from Washington to

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Speaker 1: Santa Barbara. These are the finest wines that there are

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01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: to offer. I would be more than happy if you

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01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: send me back to the remaining contents of the Roseta

1110
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: to replace it with a fine shot. And ah no,

1111
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: I don't want any replacements of anything because everything that

1112
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: I've had is in crafflingar Okay, I'll give you get

1113
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: multiple chances. We have different levels here. You started off

1114
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: in the Explorers Club and this was approved by I

1115
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: see is Jesse? Is that a male or a female?

1116
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: That's my girlfriend? Well, you've now become part of our

1117
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: Seller's Selection Club. That is the finest wine, Jesse. I

1118
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: think that's a complete boy. Will you record all phone

1119
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: calls here for quality assurance? And as a matter of fact,

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01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: I have a phone call here from Jesse where she

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01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: says that she would like to be updated to the

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01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:04,919
Speaker 1: seller Selection Club. And this has just been really great

1123
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: to have it every month. Really, we would like to

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Speaker 1: move you up to our Sellers Selection Club. Now here's

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01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 1: how it works. It's a total of eight seventy four

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01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: ninety nine, so the total twelve months. I mean, I

1127
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: love it. My my neighbors scheme you love it too.

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01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: That's her favorite. You know. I would like to invite

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01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: you to my winery. Just you come alone. You come out,

1130
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: and I'll send the jet to get you and we'll

1131
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: hang out and just drink wine all weekend. Oh my god,

1132
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to go ahead and put that billing through. Thanks.

1133
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: What is that? That's confirmation? You said you want a confirmation.

1134
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: That's confirmation that you're confirmation my ask. Okay, you're first

1135
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: of all, you're hitting on my girl sitting for a jet.

1136
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: Offer to be a certain it's all in the name

1137
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: of customer service. Customer service, customer. First of all, technically

1138
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm the customer because I'm paying for all this, and

1139
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: that's way beyond customer service. Dude, he's nuts. Yeah, that's

1140
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 1: kind of all right. Here's the deal. We're gonna call him.

1141
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna listen in and let's see what happens,

1142
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, Hello, Hey, what's up. Guess I've just

1143
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: been doing for the past thirty minutes. What are you

1144
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: even doing? I've been talking to a one in a

1145
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: month club, the customer service. You love that stuff. We

1146
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: discussed this, he said we were going to sign up

1147
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: for it again. No, no, no, no, no no. We

1148
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: never didn't. No, we never said we liked it because

1149
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: we includes me and I hate it. I think barbage.

1150
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: What did I say? Yes? Oh? Fun? You don't remember.

1151
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: We were in the bathtub. You were being all sweet

1152
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: and you said yes. So I was going ahead and

1153
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: called I don't. I don't know why you're up set.

1154
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: That doesn't count. Okay, if you can't ask me questions,

1155
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of something like that. Okay, that's

1156
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 1: like it's like I'm on drugs. Okay, my mind isn't clear. No,

1157
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: I know, hold on, horror, what are you doing drinking

1158
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: wine with Steve? Well, he came over. He just knocked

1159
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: on my door. You're away. It wasn't a big deal.

1160
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: So are you serious? So he comes over not a

1161
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: regular basis when I'm not around? Wait, how do you

1162
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: know that? What I mean? How do I know this?

1163
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm a magician. I just I know. No, of course,

1164
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: I talked to the customer service chats and the wine thing,

1165
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: and I hear you saying that, oh I drink wine

1166
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: with Steve and I have a very time with Steve.

1167
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Then on top of that, I

1168
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: find out those guys hitting on you some in a

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01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: private jet. And you never told me any of this.

1170
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: I was just, you know, being friendly with the guys

1171
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: who I could get a little bit off on the

1172
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: wine of the month. Nothing big. You know, how do

1173
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: you think we get that deal on all the meat?

1174
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you know you do it all the time

1175
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 1: at the Delhi. It's oh my god, are you serious?

1176
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: You just go around town doing this to everyone. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you anymore. Who are you? Who

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Speaker 1: is this person? It's Froggy from Elvis to Randath Horny Show.

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Speaker 1: You've been phone tapped. What it's all right, dude, There's

1180
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 1: no more wine coming to your house under that stuff.

1181
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: It's all a big phone tapp. No, I don't think

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01:05:52,840 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: so anyway. Froggy is a phone tapp. That is is

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Speaker 1: our one thousand dollars gravity bunkets free money phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to line ten talk to Julie. Hey, Julie,

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, you know why we're here with you? Right? Uh? Maybe? Yeah?

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01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: You just won one thousand dollars. Oh yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: free money phone tap you got the cash. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. You're so welcome. Thank you for

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01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 1: listening to us, Julie. I hope you listen every day.

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Speaker 1: I do well. I haven't the past like ten days

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01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: because I've been sleeping. But my tenny's my first day

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01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: back to work because I was off for COVID. So

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01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: how are you feeling? How are you feeling? Um? I

1194
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: actually I feel pretty good. I consider myself one of

1195
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: the luckier ones. Yeah. Um, I didn't get really sick.

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Speaker 1: So this is so cool. That's a that's a scary

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Speaker 1: time you went through. And I'm so happy. You sound great,

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01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: and I'm sure you would sound great even if we

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Speaker 1: didn't give you a thousand, but you got a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Continued health and you stay safe and have

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Speaker 1: a very very merry Christmas. Hold on, Julie. Okay, thank you. Wow,

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Speaker 1: people going to COVID, It's it's real, it's happening, and

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Speaker 1: she's doing great. I love that story. Another one thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: Let's take a break. We're back after this which happened

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Speaker 1: Demi Lavan Okay, this is Alicia Keys. It's Camila Cabell

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Speaker 1: how are you listening? Every single morning? I'm such a

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Speaker 1: love you guys, Just love you guys. Hi, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I love you so much. At the beginning of a

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Speaker 1: lot of you guys are my favorite. Rody has this way,

1217
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:09,919
Speaker 1: she'd be MC cheap. You happen to remember the last

1218
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 1: time I went to the bathroom. I'm the Alpha of Alpha.

1219
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: This room is full of shallow as in the Morning show.

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01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: You know, we started on our show today with Mariah Carey,

1221
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande and Jennifer Hudson. I think we should play

1222
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: the song again. Maybe we can sneak it in this

1223
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,599
Speaker 1: hour if we have time. Sure, love it, Oh Santa,

1224
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Speaker 1: love it, love it. We're about to go around the room.

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Speaker 1: I need your headlines in a moment. We're waiting for

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Speaker 1: Foggy to come back from the bathroom. I guess we

1227
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:35,680
Speaker 1: don't know where he is. And that's okay. Well I

1228
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: told his wife she needs a pair of ugs because

1229
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 1: it's really cold in Florida. So maybe they're having that discussion. Yeah,

1230
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 1: it's not going well. Have you guys see these uh

1231
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,880
Speaker 1: Santa cookies put on the naughty list by moms over

1232
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:53,040
Speaker 1: at Target? Yeah? Tell me, yeah, Okay, do a search.

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Speaker 1: It's a series of three cookies. It's a Santa clause.

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01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,479
Speaker 1: It's his head, his body, and his boots. The boots

1235
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 1: they say, look like something from a porn anyway. Sold

1236
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Speaker 1: at Target. They can't keep them on the shelves. People

1237
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Speaker 1: love these cookies, these dirty Santa cookies. So do you

1238
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: see it? Totally? Aer? Don't you do that on purpose?

1239
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 1: I am so convinced that they do that on purpose

1240
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,240
Speaker 1: and nobody's gonna notice. It'll be our joke. Just see people,

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01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 1: you know, So go do a search for Dirty Target

1242
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:27,599
Speaker 1: Santa Cookies. Dirty Target Santa Cookies. Give it a look.

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01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 1: Start thinking about your headline form around the room, Froggy,

1244
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 1: where were you? Oh? I it was taking the boys out.

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01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 1: It's cold and they don't want to go outside, so

1246
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 1: you have to force them. Wait, you're you're junk. No dog, No,

1247
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: I'm like you're winning your boys to come out of

1248
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 1: your pants. Like I was so confused for a minute.

1249
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where's your mind? Dane? Daniel Oh god, okay,

1250
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 1: speaking of Jimmy game show music, scary game show music.

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01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 1: Sure I can real quick. Danielle reminded me of something

1252
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to play today. Oh my gosh. Uh, here

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01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: we go, hit it and go. It's not time for

1254
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: No Your Nuts? Oh yes, speaking of the boys, is

1255
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: it time to play No Your Nuts? Yeah? Okay, let's

1256
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 1: see how you do? Thank You? A cartoon starring Charlie

1257
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: Brown and Snoopy Peanuts Crack, a movie where Eddie Murphy

1258
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 1: plays Professor Sherman Clump. Professor, Yes, oh, gandhi, very good.

1259
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 1: A spice you might put into your spiced apple cider. Yes,

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01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: oh you guys do know your nuts. A ballet you

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01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:50,640
Speaker 1: might see around Christmas time. Scary nutcracker. Uh, you might

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01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 1: drove a hole in this nut and drink the water

1263
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:58,439
Speaker 1: with a little umbrella. Scary for the win again, this

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01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: expression means the fewest possible words in a nutshell. Yes, god, ah,

1265
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:09,719
Speaker 1: that's good. A delicious hazelnut spread that contains quality and greed. Yes,

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01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best of ever. Oh my gostion. Okay,

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01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,719
Speaker 1: only Froggy's allowed to answer this one. A punch line

1268
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 1: to this joke. Have you seen these these nuts? A

1269
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: spokesman for Planters, mister Pema, Oh my god, straighten a

1270
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:32,639
Speaker 1: going and thank you for playing. No, you're nuts Today.

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01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 1: Tomorrow we're gonna play know your balls. Think of all

1272
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: the balls you can answer with. There's a world full

1273
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 1: of balls. It's gonna be an extra long contest. Alyssa

1274
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 1: on line twenty four, Uh, what happened to you, Lissa?

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01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 1: What's going on all? Hi? Guys? I was calling about um,

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01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 1: you guys were talking about not approaching horses. Yes, if

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01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 1: you see a horse behind the fence on the side

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01:11:56,240 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: of the road, leave the horse alone. Trust me. Yes,

1279
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna agree with you there. So I was at

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01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:05,640
Speaker 1: a winery with my sister in law, Rachel, And on

1281
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 1: the way out there was a field fenced in with

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01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,200
Speaker 1: a bunch of horses, So we pulled over. We got

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01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 1: out of the car and we were petting the horses,

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01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 1: and one of the horses kind of in the background

1285
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:20,639
Speaker 1: kept like getting Rachel this like weird look, and eventually

1286
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 1: like started coming towards us, and um, he eventually started

1287
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 1: getting all crazy. He was making these weird noises and

1288
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,880
Speaker 1: then he like mounted the fence and his like horse

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01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 1: Peen was sticking out have sex with Rachel. We had

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01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,560
Speaker 1: to run back to the car and get out of

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01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 1: there before and approached the horses. Wow, thank god for

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01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 1: the fence, you know what I'm saying. My favorite part

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01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 1: of the story was the horse and those horses they

1294
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,200
Speaker 1: have a lot you know. Yeah, you gotta be careful

1295
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: when if you if you see one horse in particular

1296
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 1: giving you the look, it's time to get in the

1297
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: car and scary. Can you stop it with sound effects?

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01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 1: Thank you? Did your friend Rachel you say, did she

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01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 1: feel did she feel uh gosh, was she impressed? Was

1300
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 1: she no? She felt like violated. We like screamed in

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01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,640
Speaker 1: ran to the car and she was just like I

1302
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,760
Speaker 1: cannot believe if that fence was not there, I would

1303
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:31,519
Speaker 1: be getting like ragged by a horse right now. Oh yeah, well,

1304
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:33,960
Speaker 1: well we don't want that. That's not that's not what

1305
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 1: anyone wants. Good all right, well thanks for that story.

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01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 1: It's a fabulous one, Rachel story of hope. To keep

1307
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 1: in mind, we see horses, leave them alone. Unless you're

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01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: with the horses owner or trainer. You should not approach

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01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,840
Speaker 1: a horse. That's all I'm saying. All right, thanks guys,

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01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 1: all right, thanks, so listen, thanks for calling. However, our

1311
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:59,439
Speaker 1: listeners they are the best. Hey, so Danielle when she

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01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,599
Speaker 1: walked in this yeah, straight, And I was gonna ask,

1313
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: don't don't dogs hump you? Like, don't I don't have

1314
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: a dog? Yeah, but it depends on I know, the

1315
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,240
Speaker 1: size and the scope of the size of a horse.

1316
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: You could well I'm not even talking about their pain.

1317
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the animal itself. I mean you they

1318
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 1: really could. You could get hurt. Yeah, and you know

1319
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:26,280
Speaker 1: that video yeah from Zebras too, Zebras too. I mean scary.

1320
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 1: There are a lot of animals you should probably us

1321
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 1: just stay away from animals that will hurt you. Ye,

1322
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:33,200
Speaker 1: scary would have a find a way for a kitten

1323
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,720
Speaker 1: to hurt him. So I just stay away, don't come.

1324
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 1: So um Daniel walked in this morning. She says, I'm

1325
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: going to ask you a question. What this is for

1326
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 1: the guys in the room. We're like, yeah, okay, what

1327
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 1: when's the last time you used a washcloth a wash rag?

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01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, why are you asking? And so your

1329
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,840
Speaker 1: point of view was what the reason I was asked

1330
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 1: is because I washed them in my house and then

1331
01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 1: I fold them and I put them in, you know,

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01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 1: in the closet, and they don't get used, like I'm

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01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,640
Speaker 1: the only one that uses a washcloth. And I'm like,

1334
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't understand, like they are all still in there

1335
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,519
Speaker 1: until I use them. Like how do these guys in

1336
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,640
Speaker 1: my house? I know they take showers, but how do

1337
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 1: they wash themselves? It's crazy. We use our hands, use

1338
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 1: their hands. Disgusting because what do you do? You rub

1339
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,560
Speaker 1: the soap on your stuff or put the soap on

1340
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 1: your hands and then rush stuff. Okay, I put the

1341
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: soap and they say, my right hand and then my

1342
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 1: left hand. It's got lather in it too, And I

1343
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: just rub my whole body with it. And then when

1344
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 1: I get ready to wash, you know other areas that

1345
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to cram the soap up there. I

1346
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,080
Speaker 1: get enough soap on my hand and then I use

1347
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 1: my hand exactly, and I learned how to bathe together. Yes,

1348
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:45,719
Speaker 1: because your washcloth, the washcloth. Okay, what at the time, Gandhi,

1349
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 1: what what are you saying? No, I'm saying it's like

1350
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 1: brushing your teeth with toothpaste on your finger. It's the

1351
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,679
Speaker 1: same as washing your body soap by your hand. Totally.

1352
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,519
Speaker 1: You have to put the soap on a washcloth and

1353
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 1: really get that lather in that cry it's up in

1354
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,720
Speaker 1: the crevices and yeah everything, Yeah, that washcloth. Then you

1355
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,920
Speaker 1: the washcloth, and your washing machine it's got fecal stuff

1356
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 1: on it, and then that's on your clothes and your

1357
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,360
Speaker 1: washing machine never really gets cleaned. Let's be honest. That

1358
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: wash right, your your hands just fine. It's a matter

1359
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 1: of fact, with your hand, you actually have more control

1360
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:15,280
Speaker 1: because you can feel where it's going and and you

1361
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: can control it better. Yeah, there's a like a something

1362
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:21,240
Speaker 1: extra that you need to clean out. You're gonna use

1363
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 1: your hand to do that in the shower. I don't

1364
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be in there. Why is there? You never

1365
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,240
Speaker 1: know it? Dinglely dangle, I don't know. So you're up

1366
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: there in the crevices and use a washcloth. I don't have,

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01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,200
Speaker 1: d dan I do. I use a washcloth. I keep

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01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 1: it next to my sink. I use it like sink stuff.

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01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Yes, what's going on? Um straightening? Well,

1370
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 1: Danielle actually nailed it. I do use it for that area.

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01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,680
Speaker 1: And uh, it's the only time I use a washcloth.

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01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:01,759
Speaker 1: And I actually have had to get rid of wash cloths.

1373
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 1: When what do you why? What do you doing? I

1374
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 1: don't know. It's just like occasionally, like I'm surprised with

1375
01:17:11,439 --> 01:17:15,840
Speaker 1: what comes out of there? What paper? Like you use

1376
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 1: that before you go on the show? Use your hellshi Yeah, okay,

1377
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:23,800
Speaker 1: all right, I do hear it? No no, no, no, no,

1378
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 1: no't wanna hear it? What' scary? You may not. I'd

1379
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 1: like to stand up for guys using wash cloths. Okay,

1380
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,840
Speaker 1: No one's insulting them. Okay, let me maybe very clear.

1381
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:34,760
Speaker 1: No one is insulting people who use wash cloths. I

1382
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,639
Speaker 1: use it. I don't know life without a washcloth. In fact,

1383
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: I feel lost if there's no wash cloth inside I

1384
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,880
Speaker 1: need to have one. That's I'm just saying, Okay, don

1385
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:44,320
Speaker 1: how do you how do you have enough soap to

1386
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,760
Speaker 1: go around? Like? Once you willather up the washcloth, then

1387
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 1: you don't do you go back to the soap again. No,

1388
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:53,120
Speaker 1: the soap stays underneath the washcloth as you go. That's

1389
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 1: a whole ever heard of that? That? What? But you

1390
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:00,559
Speaker 1: can always use more soap? Yeah, soap is there plenty

1391
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:03,120
Speaker 1: of soap? Do your favor. Don't wash your butt with

1392
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:06,080
Speaker 1: your washcloth and then your face. There's an order at that.

1393
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,920
Speaker 1: So you're saying, when your washcloth is done, you can't

1394
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:14,040
Speaker 1: use it again until it's washed. I will what you're saying.

1395
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:17,720
Speaker 1: I will use that same washcloth again for my privates.

1396
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 1: I will not wash my face with that one. I

1397
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:22,280
Speaker 1: will get a new one for that. You go, you

1398
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: always go front to back. You cannot go back to front.

1399
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:30,720
Speaker 1: That's that's a bad thing. Keep that in mind. I

1400
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:33,880
Speaker 1: learned that changing diapers, they always say, never back to

1401
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,640
Speaker 1: front with the baby. So here we are kids. So

1402
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:39,800
Speaker 1: Danielle brings this up this morning while a song is

1403
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 1: playing or whatever, and I realize we get into these

1404
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 1: heated arguments over something. So stupid as of a washcloth favorite.

1405
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:50,680
Speaker 1: You know it's We've got some great heated arguments today though,

1406
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: I mean they've been all wonderful. I think I know

1407
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,760
Speaker 1: that we're not going to get into it. But saying,

1408
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 1: would you take a vaccine if you grew another body part?

1409
01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:01,320
Speaker 1: I think we did that on the podcast. May WI

1410
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 1: should do that on the podcast today? Yeah, we'll do

1411
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 1: that if they said this vaccine is going to work

1412
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:08,519
Speaker 1: on you, but when you get the vaccine, you will

1413
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:11,759
Speaker 1: grow another appendage. Yeah, and you don't know what appendage

1414
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:14,360
Speaker 1: it is. It's just like pot luck. You can grow

1415
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 1: another arm or and you don't know where it can

1416
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,800
Speaker 1: come from. It could come out of your head. Right.

1417
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: Remember there's a class system too, Like if you have

1418
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 1: three arms, you're in a higher class, but if you

1419
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,200
Speaker 1: get like an extra toe, you're in the lower class.

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01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 1: You're really Now, what if you use the lufa? So's

1421
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: those people that use a loofa and you don't wash

1422
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:34,800
Speaker 1: back there with the lufa? Right, and that that's harder

1423
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,680
Speaker 1: to clean out. And plus you're it's folly eight yet

1424
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:39,560
Speaker 1: you don't want to use the lot of it. We

1425
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 1: know it's great. We could just go on and on

1426
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,800
Speaker 1: all day. We need to get into the three things

1427
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,720
Speaker 1: that we need to know from Gandhi. Uh As we

1428
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,360
Speaker 1: do that, I want to hear your headlines for year

1429
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:52,280
Speaker 1: around the room. Yes, Froggy. My wife thinks that we're

1430
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,439
Speaker 1: going and we're having our dogs cut today and it's

1431
01:19:54,479 --> 01:19:57,360
Speaker 1: cold here in Jacksonville. She thinks two little hair is

1432
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 1: not good because it's cold. They have coats. They'll be

1433
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,880
Speaker 1: all right, Gandhi, what's your headline? My headline is be

1434
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:09,679
Speaker 1: careful where you put that. Okay, scary, crappy new Year. Okay, Danielle,

1435
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about my favorite wabblemakers. Finally, Producer Sam,

1436
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:21,160
Speaker 1: an accidental phone call made my day straight name get

1437
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,880
Speaker 1: me today. Now we're not skiping you. Well, I'm not prepared, No,

1438
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:29,800
Speaker 1: be prepared, all right. I hate the holidays. Okay, good,

1439
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 1: Now you to make up something. We'll find out what

1440
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,680
Speaker 1: all those headlines mean in a few moments. Let's get

1441
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:36,759
Speaker 1: into the three things we need to know now, Gandhi,

1442
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,599
Speaker 1: what's going on. It may soon be possible to protect

1443
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:43,040
Speaker 1: people against all strains of the flu with a single vaccine.

1444
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:45,640
Speaker 1: Some early studies are showing a strong immune response from

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01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,559
Speaker 1: the universal flu vaccine. One of the studies authors says

1446
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,760
Speaker 1: that the annual flu shot could become obsolete if this

1447
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:53,760
Speaker 1: vaccine makes it through the clinical trials. The effects could

1448
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,479
Speaker 1: last for years if early results are accurate. And the

1449
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 1: vaccine is currently in phase one, and it will still

1450
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,639
Speaker 1: take some time before it passes all phases and gets approved,

1451
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:04,800
Speaker 1: but that's pretty exciting if it happens. Something interesting coming

1452
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,719
Speaker 1: out of Israel. The former head of Israel's space program

1453
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:11,320
Speaker 1: says that aliens are real and several nations have made

1454
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 1: contact with them. He told a newspaper that aliens in

1455
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:17,880
Speaker 1: a galactic federation have made deals with Israel, the United States,

1456
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:20,720
Speaker 1: and others to keep their existent secret because humanity is

1457
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,719
Speaker 1: not ready. This man ran the Israeli space security program

1458
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,559
Speaker 1: from nineteen eighty one to two th ten. He says

1459
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: he knows people think he sounds crazy. He doesn't care.

1460
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: He has nothing to lose, and this is absolutely happening.

1461
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:35,919
Speaker 1: They're using a base on Mars to do so. And finally,

1462
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 1: the Mega millions jackpot is at it again and it

1463
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,719
Speaker 1: is huge. A cool two hundred and sixty four million

1464
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,439
Speaker 1: dollars ahead of tonight's drawing that puts the cash option

1465
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,439
Speaker 1: around one hundred and ninety nine point eight million bucks.

1466
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 1: Froggy says he's not in if it's not two hundred

1467
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,320
Speaker 1: and if you don't win tonight, that's okay. The Powerball

1468
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,439
Speaker 1: drawing is set for tomorrow with two hundred and sixty

1469
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 1: two million dollars up for grabs. There and those are

1470
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,479
Speaker 1: your three things. I love how this story about other

1471
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 1: countries connecting with aliens just we went right over our heads.

1472
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:06,680
Speaker 1: I was like, hello, anyone, no, nobody can. I'm going

1473
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 1: to read this article. I don't ready yet. I want

1474
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 1: to learn more. Okay, I'll send it to you. It's

1475
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,040
Speaker 1: really cool. Okay, great, take it a break. We're back

1476
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 1: after that. We're waiting for you to enjoyment next conversation.

1477
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:19,120
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Speaker 1: the ministore near you is Elvis Durand In the morning show.

1484
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 1: What are we doing? This happened? So the host is

1485
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,400
Speaker 1: gone and then the backup host, Nate is also gone.

1486
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm here, so how do you do? Oh? There it is.

1487
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:55,840
Speaker 1: We just talk all over each other, talk about my panties.

1488
01:22:56,160 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 1: Where did go? I hate that word, Nathan stopping your

1489
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:03,040
Speaker 1: panties on. Oh that's a gross word, dude, You find

1490
01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:06,519
Speaker 1: a better word. Why? Okay? Why do they called panties

1491
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,840
Speaker 1: for women? But I can't call them panties for men. No,

1492
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:11,360
Speaker 1: it's a gross word. You shouldn't call it that for anybody.

1493
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:17,160
Speaker 1: World timey it's like, yeah, nickers, like, why would you

1494
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:20,320
Speaker 1: wear those? Just call them underwear for everybody? Right, Okay?

1495
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,840
Speaker 1: I was watching I was watching old episodes of I

1496
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,760
Speaker 1: Carley Yesterday in the dentist's office, because that's what they

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01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,960
Speaker 1: had on, And the whole episode was about one of

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01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,040
Speaker 1: the girls said panties and the other girl goes, don't

1499
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:35,840
Speaker 1: say panties. I can't stand the war. Panties was the

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01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:39,000
Speaker 1: whole episode? Well, not the whole episode, but part of

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01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 1: the episode is about panties. No, one of that show

1502
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,800
Speaker 1: is not anymore. By the way, how long did Elvis

1503
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:45,920
Speaker 1: think we were taking a break for you call him

1504
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,680
Speaker 1: three and a half minutes. I told I told him

1505
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:49,840
Speaker 1: it's three and a half minutes. Harry comes herr, he comes.

1506
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:53,760
Speaker 1: Let's pretend he's BENI or the whole time. Nothing what

1507
01:23:55,720 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 1: on the radio? All right? Look, you know I went

1508
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:07,120
Speaker 1: upstairs and came down. I heard you guys talking. I

1509
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,200
Speaker 1: was on the other side of the room, and I

1510
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,200
Speaker 1: heard you talking about something stupid. I'm like, they would

1511
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:14,040
Speaker 1: never be talking about in the air. It's so stupid. Yeah, well,

1512
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:16,320
Speaker 1: because this is what happened. What happened was when we

1513
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:19,400
Speaker 1: came back, you weren't there, and then the backup post,

1514
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,280
Speaker 1: Nate wasn't there either, So we were like, well, we

1515
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:24,080
Speaker 1: don't have anybody. So then Nate said, don't get your

1516
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:26,519
Speaker 1: panties in a wad when he came back, and that's

1517
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:32,719
Speaker 1: how the panties were getting in a watch. He's like, yeah,

1518
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,000
Speaker 1: because I was watching, That's when I walked That's when

1519
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,559
Speaker 1: I walked down the stairs and I heard you guys talking.

1520
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh god, we're not on yet, because they

1521
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:40,120
Speaker 1: would be talking about this stupid stuff on the radio.

1522
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,080
Speaker 1: But the reason that I brought it up was because

1523
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,760
Speaker 1: in the dentist's office, yesterday I Carly was on and

1524
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,560
Speaker 1: they talked about you know, panties being you know, a

1525
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:54,519
Speaker 1: gross bull. So all right, okay, moving on? Oh lord,

1526
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,479
Speaker 1: I didn't know why we're on. I got lost. Did

1527
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: you hear did you hear the dumb button when I

1528
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:04,280
Speaker 1: used the brown? I sure did? Yeah? Okay? Good? Where

1529
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:08,799
Speaker 1: were we? On the way out? Though? I heard Froggy

1530
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,680
Speaker 1: announced that his dog had attacked him? What was that?

1531
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,560
Speaker 1: So I went out there and started messing out with

1532
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,120
Speaker 1: my son. I put him in the headlock and was

1533
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,560
Speaker 1: like pulling him down onto the couch. We were just,

1534
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:19,960
Speaker 1: you know, like play fighting like we always do. And

1535
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 1: I think my one dog, Rocky, he thought we were

1536
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:26,200
Speaker 1: for real. He doesn't like violence, so he started attacking

1537
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:28,200
Speaker 1: me and he was not playing. He was like, get

1538
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:30,439
Speaker 1: off of get off of my brother, and don't touch

1539
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:34,000
Speaker 1: him like he just not like people to get into it.

1540
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:38,280
Speaker 1: He really hates it. He didn't like it. Did you

1541
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:40,600
Speaker 1: did you remind him that you're the leader of the

1542
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,400
Speaker 1: pack or did you just ride away? Um? No, I

1543
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:47,160
Speaker 1: just walked away and stopped attacking his human brother. Okay, good?

1544
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:48,960
Speaker 1: Didn't you get your feelings hurt at all? That he

1545
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:51,679
Speaker 1: attacked you and not Kayden. Well, then I asked, Kayden,

1546
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:53,320
Speaker 1: I say here, I want you to pretend like you're

1547
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:54,960
Speaker 1: beating me up. U. Let's see if he does anything.

1548
01:25:55,000 --> 01:26:00,000
Speaker 1: And he didn't do crap. So I was a little

1549
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,479
Speaker 1: to let down. Then you have that, um, all right.

1550
01:26:04,479 --> 01:26:09,519
Speaker 1: So we talked about wash rags, we talked about panties. Please,

1551
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:12,200
Speaker 1: it's been such a busy day. Let's go around the room.

1552
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:15,439
Speaker 1: I want to see what your headlines meant. This is

1553
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:17,640
Speaker 1: one of those situations where Nate was not prepared for

1554
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:19,240
Speaker 1: around the room. So he made up a headline. Now

1555
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:23,080
Speaker 1: he has to build a story around the headline, deals

1556
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:24,639
Speaker 1: with it. And I know a lot of other people

1557
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:27,240
Speaker 1: hate the holidays. What was your what was your headline?

1558
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:28,760
Speaker 1: Hate the holidays? And I know a lot of other

1559
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:31,560
Speaker 1: people know what I said was holidays are crap? Is

1560
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:33,920
Speaker 1: what you're saying or whatever. It's the same difference, okay,

1561
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 1: because everybody's bringing it like, oh, I made these treats.

1562
01:26:37,479 --> 01:26:40,880
Speaker 1: I made these white chocolate brownie things, and like here

1563
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,000
Speaker 1: there's a stack of candy. And so for people like

1564
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:50,320
Speaker 1: me who've given up sugar, it's very hard, listen, I've

1565
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:52,200
Speaker 1: given it up. Compared to how much I used to have.

1566
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:55,000
Speaker 1: But it's very hard when people are like, hey, here,

1567
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:57,800
Speaker 1: try this treaty made these special you know, cut out

1568
01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:00,639
Speaker 1: cookies with frosting. I'm like, I can't, but you can't

1569
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,880
Speaker 1: not have it because then you make the first and

1570
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:06,800
Speaker 1: feel bad. So it's no, you can No. It's like

1571
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,439
Speaker 1: the person goes out of their way because I know

1572
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:10,320
Speaker 1: there's somebody here that bakes and they're going to bring

1573
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:13,040
Speaker 1: in stuff and they're like, you make up an allergy.

1574
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:17,639
Speaker 1: You have a million allergies anyway. Yeah, it's good though.

1575
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:20,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I like to I love how you gave

1576
01:27:20,439 --> 01:27:24,639
Speaker 1: up sugar, but you're eating sugar. What was your headline,

1577
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:30,320
Speaker 1: Harry or shaved? There wasn't your headline. That was the

1578
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:34,200
Speaker 1: basis of Okay, we don't know what you're talking about.

1579
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:38,559
Speaker 1: So um, it's cold today here in Florida, in North Florida,

1580
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,760
Speaker 1: and it is in the thirties. We need to take

1581
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:44,040
Speaker 1: our dogs to get groomed. I always get them shaved

1582
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:45,920
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm getting my money's worth. I'm

1583
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 1: gonna get a haircut, I might as well cut the

1584
01:27:47,479 --> 01:27:48,760
Speaker 1: most hair and then that way they don't want to

1585
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:51,280
Speaker 1: go back sooner. Lisa says, all you can't do that.

1586
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,920
Speaker 1: It's cold outside. They'll be freezing. They'll be fine. They're dogs.

1587
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah fur right, Am I correct? Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1588
01:27:57,520 --> 01:28:00,880
Speaker 1: shave it down. So I say shave it down. They're

1589
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:03,720
Speaker 1: not living outside and they're living inside. And plus they

1590
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:05,280
Speaker 1: got and they pee. They want to get back in faster.

1591
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:11,080
Speaker 1: Let we love that. Get a sweater for them, clothes them.

1592
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:16,479
Speaker 1: Didn't like it? Hello, scary? What's your headline? Crappy New Year? Okay,

1593
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:20,800
Speaker 1: you know it really sucks because no one wants. We

1594
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:23,439
Speaker 1: all want to ring in twenty twenty one harder and

1595
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:25,640
Speaker 1: get rid of this year, don't we. I mean than

1596
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:28,000
Speaker 1: any other year, than any other time. We have to

1597
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 1: be well. Now, we can't do it because, um, a

1598
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:36,360
Speaker 1: lot of the at least in New York State, everything

1599
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:39,280
Speaker 1: closes at ten o'clock. So we can't even stay out

1600
01:28:39,479 --> 01:28:42,559
Speaker 1: till the ball drops at midnight. Like it's like they're

1601
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:45,880
Speaker 1: not dropping a ball, They're gonna drop a virtual ball

1602
01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:53,000
Speaker 1: at midnight. Really, yeah, I do. The thing is usually

1603
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,160
Speaker 1: you gather with friends and your loved ones and you

1604
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:58,120
Speaker 1: ring the hell out of the previous is true, You

1605
01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:00,560
Speaker 1: bring in the new year together We've ever needed a

1606
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:03,320
Speaker 1: year to be wrung out so badly then this one.

1607
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,720
Speaker 1: And we can't even do it because they say go

1608
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:09,240
Speaker 1: home at ten o'clock. It's just gonna end. Like because

1609
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:11,479
Speaker 1: the calendar switches to twenty twenty one, it doesn't mean

1610
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,599
Speaker 1: all this is just going to end in twenty January one.

1611
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,519
Speaker 1: We're gonna be like, hey, it's all over, We're great,

1612
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:21,120
Speaker 1: right right. Uh, here's what you have to remember. Everything

1613
01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:23,200
Speaker 1: is put on hold. Everyone's putting their lives on hold.

1614
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,200
Speaker 1: People are losing their jobs, people are sick. It's going

1615
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:27,080
Speaker 1: to be different next year. So you know what you

1616
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:29,439
Speaker 1: if you, guys, if you have to give up a

1617
01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:31,720
Speaker 1: night of revelry and hanging out and ringing in the

1618
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,960
Speaker 1: new year. Sorry, we're all we're all giving up stuff.

1619
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:37,479
Speaker 1: And it's okay. That's all a part of what this

1620
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:42,160
Speaker 1: is about. It hurts, it's sad, it sucks. Will party

1621
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,680
Speaker 1: extra hard next year. How about that sounds good. I'm

1622
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:47,040
Speaker 1: just here. I know event bent away, it's all good.

1623
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:50,400
Speaker 1: I understand. Hey, gandhi, what's up with you? My headline

1624
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:54,559
Speaker 1: was watch where you put that? Um? Yesterday I noticed

1625
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:58,000
Speaker 1: my little lizard cush the chameleon sitting in a different

1626
01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:00,360
Speaker 1: place than he normally hangs out. So we've and trying

1627
01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:02,120
Speaker 1: to teach him, when you're hungry, Cush, come down and

1628
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:03,960
Speaker 1: sit on this one little area. We'll come give you

1629
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,360
Speaker 1: your crickets when you hop out onto my hand. Yesterday

1630
01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:08,280
Speaker 1: he was in a different area, so I'm like, oh,

1631
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:10,680
Speaker 1: is there something wrong with him? He stayed camped out

1632
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:14,080
Speaker 1: on this log all day until I realized I'd put

1633
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:17,240
Speaker 1: the cricket container right next to his little habitat, and

1634
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:20,360
Speaker 1: he was watching the crickets all day long and hungry.

1635
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:23,479
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, poor guy. Not only is

1636
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:25,360
Speaker 1: he watching his food run back and forth, but these

1637
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:27,840
Speaker 1: poor crickets are probably like, oh damn, there's what's gonna

1638
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:30,120
Speaker 1: eat me later. I felt terrible, So I want to

1639
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:32,439
Speaker 1: apologize to the crickets and to Cush. I'm sorry everyone.

1640
01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:34,680
Speaker 1: I'll be more responsible. I don't know. I hate to

1641
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:38,000
Speaker 1: break this to you. You're really I don't know. I

1642
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:40,519
Speaker 1: think they see him and they're like, oh god, that thing.

1643
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 1: And then he sees them and he's like, they're going,

1644
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,920
Speaker 1: my stakes running around in there. What's happening? Oh my god,

1645
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:50,840
Speaker 1: there you go? What about you? Producer Sam so an

1646
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:53,880
Speaker 1: accidental phone call made my day. I was just hanging

1647
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:55,720
Speaker 1: out and I saw someone on my caller idea I

1648
01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:58,040
Speaker 1: hadn't seen in a while, so I thought, okay, I'd answer,

1649
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:01,040
Speaker 1: and he called me accidentally. We ended up staying on

1650
01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 1: the phone for so long, and it was our friend,

1651
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:08,840
Speaker 1: Kelly Kramer. I caught up him. Kelly. He's doing great.

1652
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,400
Speaker 1: His daughter's ten years old. He was telling me about

1653
01:31:11,439 --> 01:31:13,439
Speaker 1: their new puppy, and it was just so nice to

1654
01:31:13,479 --> 01:31:14,960
Speaker 1: talk to this friend I haven't spoken to in a

1655
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:17,800
Speaker 1: long time. So even though it was an accident, you know,

1656
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,559
Speaker 1: maybe call someone on purpose today that you haven't spoken

1657
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,320
Speaker 1: to in a while. It might be a really lovely

1658
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,320
Speaker 1: phone call. I loved hearing from him. I love that

1659
01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:27,240
Speaker 1: you tell Kelly said high next to me. Okay, next year,

1660
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:33,320
Speaker 1: all right. So when I didn't talk about my waffle,

1661
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:40,439
Speaker 1: Daniel never went out. Daniel, what was your headline? All right?

1662
01:31:40,479 --> 01:31:43,000
Speaker 1: It was best waffle maker ever. So I know they

1663
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,519
Speaker 1: were a client. And I'm not doing this because they're

1664
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:47,840
Speaker 1: paying money right now, because they're not for this. But

1665
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:50,080
Speaker 1: I have a lot of wafflemakers in my house. We

1666
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:53,360
Speaker 1: love fresh waffles, and I like a waffle who it's

1667
01:31:53,479 --> 01:31:56,639
Speaker 1: like it's really golden brown on the top, and it's

1668
01:31:56,720 --> 01:32:01,160
Speaker 1: just perfect. That nostalgia mini wafflemaker, which I'm not even

1669
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:04,479
Speaker 1: kidding you. It's like ten bucks at Walmart or came, yeah, Walmart.

1670
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,240
Speaker 1: It is insane. Look at this picture of the waffle

1671
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:10,960
Speaker 1: I made. Look how perfect that waffle is. That a

1672
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:14,000
Speaker 1: little bit of Brian right, It's so perfect. And this

1673
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:17,679
Speaker 1: wafflemaker is insane, and it comes in great colors, and honestly,

1674
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:20,160
Speaker 1: it's the best wafflemaker. I'm gonna throw out all my

1675
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:22,840
Speaker 1: other wafflemakers and I'm only keeping that one because it's

1676
01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:24,680
Speaker 1: that good. It's very tunny. But I'm gonna show you

1677
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:27,720
Speaker 1: something with that particular waffle maker, Yeah, exact one. Uh.

1678
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:30,240
Speaker 1: There's a guy, the youngest ever Master Chef finalist. He

1679
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:33,800
Speaker 1: went to Harvard. His name is Nick DiGiovanni. All right,

1680
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:37,080
Speaker 1: maybe you've seen him if you go to his instagram.

1681
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:42,679
Speaker 1: Nick Diogiovanni's right there. Yeah, he does. He does chicken

1682
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:46,200
Speaker 1: and waffles right here. My favorite he uses he what

1683
01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:50,400
Speaker 1: he does is he encrusts the waffle mix around the

1684
01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:57,519
Speaker 1: chicken in that waffle maker. Pretty amazing that anyway, If

1685
01:32:57,560 --> 01:33:00,920
Speaker 1: you don't follow nicko Giovanni. You real, he should. He's

1686
01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:04,439
Speaker 1: so much fun to watch cook. He's a little crazy. Look,

1687
01:33:04,479 --> 01:33:09,920
Speaker 1: he's spanks his own butt. There. Look see it's the chicken,

1688
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:15,480
Speaker 1: and he puts the waffle on top of the chicken. Amazing.

1689
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:18,120
Speaker 1: This guy's too hot to be a chef. I don't

1690
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:21,200
Speaker 1: trust him. It's not true. What do you mean he's

1691
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:23,280
Speaker 1: too hot to be a chef. He's in good shape,

1692
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:25,240
Speaker 1: which means he doesn't eat all of his delicious food,

1693
01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:28,000
Speaker 1: and I don't trust him. I like my chef's sweaty

1694
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:30,960
Speaker 1: and heavy. Yeah, I need to hear you breathing like

1695
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:36,400
Speaker 1: the ya. That's not fair. He's he's he's a very

1696
01:33:36,439 --> 01:33:38,519
Speaker 1: good looking guy. But he's he's on his way to

1697
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:40,880
Speaker 1: be one of the greatest chefs of our time. I'm

1698
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:43,639
Speaker 1: sure it's all good. I never trust him to model

1699
01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:45,200
Speaker 1: with the food, but I don't know if I trust

1700
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,680
Speaker 1: the way taste. I don't know. All right, we'll go

1701
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:51,960
Speaker 1: look him up. Do you follow him? No? No, for

1702
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:54,519
Speaker 1: all the wrong reasons I feel. I feel feel bad

1703
01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:57,840
Speaker 1: for him, because he'll he'll Nick is his name? Nick

1704
01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:01,519
Speaker 1: is his name? Yeah, Nick Giovanni digi valny. He'll he'll

1705
01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:03,799
Speaker 1: show a video of him making some you know, burger

1706
01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:06,360
Speaker 1: or something, and all the posts like from guys saying,

1707
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:08,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to blank your blank. I'm like,

1708
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:11,360
Speaker 1: what am I doing? Wave alone? He's just trying to

1709
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 1: cook for you. He's not there to try to get

1710
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:16,840
Speaker 1: you to be sassy. Gosh. But I think it's really

1711
01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:19,519
Speaker 1: unfair what you said, you nate you. Of all people,

1712
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:22,920
Speaker 1: my chef has to be heavy and sweaty. Well, that's cool.

1713
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,799
Speaker 1: I believe that if they're heavy, then they're probably enjoying

1714
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:28,559
Speaker 1: the food they make because it's very good and sweaty

1715
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:31,040
Speaker 1: because they're in the kitchen working. Right, you can enjoy

1716
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:33,639
Speaker 1: the food you make without eating like a whole serving

1717
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:34,920
Speaker 1: of it. You taste it, you know what's good, and

1718
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 1: you know serve it to your guests. Yeah. But I

1719
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,479
Speaker 1: don't think he gets taken seriously because he's too good looking.

1720
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:43,479
Speaker 1: It's like, well, that's not that's very It's like you,

1721
01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:46,479
Speaker 1: there are other reasons we don't take you seriously. Has

1722
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:48,760
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the way you look. Whatever, because

1723
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:52,160
Speaker 1: you say things like that, whatever, whatever I mean, whatever,

1724
01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:55,080
Speaker 1: whatever means. It's a curse. He's an attractive chef. He's

1725
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:58,120
Speaker 1: not gonna get taken seriously and sweaty, which is I'm

1726
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:00,000
Speaker 1: an attractive radio pretty I should be wearing a whole

1727
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,120
Speaker 1: I in shirt and have you know? Oh my gosh,

1728
01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:06,120
Speaker 1: are you serious right now? Daniel? Let him have it?

1729
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:11,559
Speaker 1: You are something else telling I love you name, but dude,

1730
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:15,439
Speaker 1: you're cute. But come on now, come on now, check

1731
01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:22,200
Speaker 1: over there. Yeah, yeah, don't flatter yourself. An observation though

1732
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:26,680
Speaker 1: about this guy, if I may, If you look at

1733
01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:31,599
Speaker 1: his Instagram, every picture, every video starts with tight shots

1734
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:35,120
Speaker 1: on his face. They're super close ups. It's less about

1735
01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:40,360
Speaker 1: the food than it is about him. It's just the way. Yeah,

1736
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:44,439
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, but he's a guy who's that hot

1737
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:47,439
Speaker 1: and can cook. Come on, okay, So that that's points

1738
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:49,920
Speaker 1: to me the cooking, is it all right? All right?

1739
01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:52,920
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting how it's the guys who are

1740
01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:59,000
Speaker 1: a little, uh a little but questioning about this. If

1741
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:01,320
Speaker 1: his food tastes as good as he looks, then I'll

1742
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:04,000
Speaker 1: believe it. But I haven't tasted his food yet. I

1743
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:06,439
Speaker 1: thought you're gonna say, maybe he produced the radio show

1744
01:36:06,479 --> 01:36:10,120
Speaker 1: half as good as you look here, Yeah, half as good? Nate.

1745
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:12,840
Speaker 1: I love you, But seriously, if his food tastes half

1746
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:17,400
Speaker 1: as great as he taste that. I'm all lived, all right,

1747
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:20,280
Speaker 1: I just saw a text, you know, because a minute ago,

1748
01:36:20,400 --> 01:36:22,519
Speaker 1: you guys, we were all confused because I was out

1749
01:36:22,520 --> 01:36:27,240
Speaker 1: of the room when you guys started the break. Someone said, so,

1750
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:29,280
Speaker 1: when Elvis doesn't show back up on screen, do any

1751
01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:30,920
Speaker 1: of you guys ever think maybe he just won't come

1752
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,320
Speaker 1: back ever and decided to retire during the break. He

1753
01:36:33,479 --> 01:36:35,840
Speaker 1: has done this before. That's no, I didn't retire. I

1754
01:36:35,920 --> 01:36:38,040
Speaker 1: came back of him. Yeah, right, but he has where

1755
01:36:38,080 --> 01:36:40,240
Speaker 1: he said, Oh, we're gonna see who's the first one

1756
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:42,280
Speaker 1: out of the studio today, and we're like whatever. So

1757
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:44,600
Speaker 1: he goes to the bathroom and the next thing we know,

1758
01:36:44,760 --> 01:36:47,000
Speaker 1: he's not in the studio. He's calling from his car.

1759
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:49,559
Speaker 1: He's gone. It doesn't mean I quit. I didn't quit

1760
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:52,519
Speaker 1: my job quit, which I may do today because we

1761
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:54,560
Speaker 1: have we have something we have to do after the

1762
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,720
Speaker 1: show today. I don't feel like doing it. No, no, no, no,

1763
01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:00,280
Speaker 1: let's get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, good morning.

1764
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,599
Speaker 1: Just by the way, sitting in his kitchen wearing a comfy,

1765
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:05,760
Speaker 1: cozy robe. Yeah right, you know it's comfortable. I get

1766
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:07,840
Speaker 1: why Hugh Hefner did it his whole life, but very

1767
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:11,040
Speaker 1: comfortable around the house. Well you look comfy, all right,

1768
01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:12,560
Speaker 1: So what sound do you have today? All right, so

1769
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:15,000
Speaker 1: let's keep with the theme of horses. So I found

1770
01:37:15,040 --> 01:37:18,479
Speaker 1: this TikToker who got drunk in Mexico, got on a horse,

1771
01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:22,840
Speaker 1: got lost, and is a little scared. Nick dog. I'm

1772
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:27,679
Speaker 1: currently in the jungle in Mexico somewhere, and I don't

1773
01:37:27,920 --> 01:37:30,599
Speaker 1: speak Spanish. I'm on a horse and I got drunk,

1774
01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:32,800
Speaker 1: and I don't know how I got here. Nobody around

1775
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:35,040
Speaker 1: me speaks my language that they don't know what I'm saying.

1776
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:36,720
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm going. I just how I'm

1777
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:38,760
Speaker 1: on a horse. These are two children and IM a

1778
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 1: horse in front of me. They keep yelling things at

1779
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,840
Speaker 1: me that I don't understand. I'm scared because I don't

1780
01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:46,280
Speaker 1: know how to ride. Oh no, oh no, no oh no,

1781
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm scared. Somebody helped me learn Spanish, please, because I

1782
01:37:50,360 --> 01:37:54,200
Speaker 1: don't want to do this again. Oh well, well, she

1783
01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:56,120
Speaker 1: had to post another video saying she was safe, but

1784
01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 1: she got drunk, got on a horse, and got lost

1785
01:37:57,880 --> 01:37:59,920
Speaker 1: in Mexico. So I would love I would love to

1786
01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:02,240
Speaker 1: of that life for some reason, I don't know anyway

1787
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:05,120
Speaker 1: back to you. All right, let's go back in history.

1788
01:38:05,240 --> 01:38:08,320
Speaker 1: So forty years ago today, John Lennon was shot dead

1789
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:10,679
Speaker 1: outside of his apartment in New York City. Now here's

1790
01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: the interesting audio I've never heard before. So Monday night

1791
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:15,880
Speaker 1: football was going on. Frank Giffort, Howard Cosell. We're doing

1792
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:18,679
Speaker 1: the play by play. The Patriots were playing the Dolphins.

1793
01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:22,519
Speaker 1: The Dolphins won sixteen to thirteen in overtime. But this

1794
01:38:22,720 --> 01:38:26,760
Speaker 1: is Howard Cosell giving the report about John Lennon. I

1795
01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:29,400
Speaker 1: don't care what's on the line. Hour you have got

1796
01:38:29,439 --> 01:38:32,560
Speaker 1: to say, but we go in the book, Yes, we

1797
01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:36,040
Speaker 1: have to say it. Remember, this is just a football game.

1798
01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm out of who win, saw loses? An unspeakable tragedy

1799
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:43,880
Speaker 1: confirmed to us by ABC News in New York City.

1800
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:47,559
Speaker 1: John Lennon outside of his apartment building on the West

1801
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:50,560
Speaker 1: side of New York City, the most famous, perhaps of

1802
01:38:50,720 --> 01:38:54,400
Speaker 1: all of the Beatles, shot twice in the back rush

1803
01:38:54,479 --> 01:39:00,800
Speaker 1: the rose Fell Hospital, dead on arrival. Hard to go

1804
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:04,800
Speaker 1: back to the game after that new splash which in duty,

1805
01:39:06,120 --> 01:39:11,799
Speaker 1: well you have to check right, indeed it is wow.

1806
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:15,080
Speaker 1: Well I remember that you guys aren't old enough to

1807
01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:17,360
Speaker 1: remember that day, are you? I don't know, but you

1808
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:21,160
Speaker 1: was alive. That was forty years ago. Wasn't it forty

1809
01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:23,280
Speaker 1: years ago today? Wow? Yeah, I don't remember. Was a

1810
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:27,679
Speaker 1: little gunny, I wasn't even a nine. I wasn't either.

1811
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:32,760
Speaker 1: I wasn't either. Um, let's go down to the new

1812
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:36,200
Speaker 1: music ray Lan. She has a song called jingle Bell Drunk.

1813
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:41,920
Speaker 1: This is class dream by Claws on the Room. Uncle

1814
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:46,719
Speaker 1: Santa brought a batch of henrew Proof. Shoot I'm getting

1815
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:57,639
Speaker 1: I'm getting jingle Bell Drunk from Christmas. Yes, Gwen Stefani

1816
01:39:57,760 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 1: has new music now. This is not Christmas music. She's

1817
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:02,439
Speaker 1: and releasing Christmas music over the last four years. This

1818
01:40:02,560 --> 01:40:06,360
Speaker 1: is her first non Christmas song. It's called let Me

1819
01:40:06,479 --> 01:40:27,639
Speaker 1: Reintroduce Myself. Wasn't she crying on the voice last night? Yes?

1820
01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:29,479
Speaker 1: And I have a cliff in the full song to

1821
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:33,280
Speaker 1: Depending on time, we could play either or so Carter Rubin,

1822
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,839
Speaker 1: he is from Long Island, and he sang Rainbow Connection

1823
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:39,640
Speaker 1: and it made Gwen cry. So if you want to

1824
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:41,160
Speaker 1: play the full thing, you want to play one. I

1825
01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:43,000
Speaker 1: don't think we can play the full thing. Now play

1826
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:44,760
Speaker 1: a clip. I want you to hear this kid from

1827
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:46,720
Speaker 1: Long Island. How he sounds singing one of the most

1828
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:52,040
Speaker 1: tear jerking songs of all time. Listen to this and

1829
01:40:52,439 --> 01:41:18,280
Speaker 1: so choose to Dreamers and it's thirteen years old, right,

1830
01:41:18,680 --> 01:41:20,840
Speaker 1: you know that's awesome. I know we may if I

1831
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:22,519
Speaker 1: have time later, we'll play the whole song for You've

1832
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:24,400
Speaker 1: got it and you're a good American Garrett, thank you,

1833
01:41:25,160 --> 01:41:28,320
Speaker 1: you're fabulous. Good. Hey Daniel, what do you have coming up?

1834
01:41:28,960 --> 01:41:31,400
Speaker 1: Let's see, we are going to talk about Arianna Grande,

1835
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:33,800
Speaker 1: what she sent Katie Perry and Orlando Bloom for the

1836
01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:37,120
Speaker 1: new baby. Perfect. We'll be back after this. So amazing.

1837
01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:38,880
Speaker 1: How you guys feel like a family working with each

1838
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:41,000
Speaker 1: other and love hate thing going on, but it's more

1839
01:41:41,080 --> 01:41:45,400
Speaker 1: love than anything in the Morning show. Yeah, you know, Uh,

1840
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:49,320
Speaker 1: if you're online, you're playing games, you're gaming. People are

1841
01:41:49,320 --> 01:41:51,920
Speaker 1: stealing your stuff, right Gondhi, Oh my gosh, I know

1842
01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:55,400
Speaker 1: lots of people right now. If your kid is playing Roadblocks,

1843
01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:57,720
Speaker 1: all of these accounts are getting hats by a guy

1844
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:59,960
Speaker 1: named the rat King, and he's stealing all of their coins.

1845
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:02,320
Speaker 1: So these little kids are so unhappy and they're getting information,

1846
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:04,720
Speaker 1: So be really careful with that, all the rat King

1847
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:08,120
Speaker 1: wants this holiday season is to steal everything that you

1848
01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:11,519
Speaker 1: earn in your gamers accounts. That's why you need Norton

1849
01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:15,040
Speaker 1: three sixty for gamers. With Norton three sixty for gamers,

1850
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:20,560
Speaker 1: screw you, rat King, gaming and account monitoring, protection for

1851
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:24,000
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Speaker 1: declaring his beauty in front of all of our listeners

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Speaker 1: but he always declares how hot he is. Always not.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's agreeing with you. They find attractive, but not, you know,

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Speaker 1: sickingly attractive like you claim to be. I just don't

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Speaker 1: think they have very good judgment. If that's yes, Nate,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I like that love Nate, but he's not all

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Speaker 1: that like he thinks he is. He's handsome, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: he needs to relax. He's not cursed too. Handsome is sexy? Right?

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Speaker 1: What confidence is sexy? Yeah, but consciouness is not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is not arrogance is not? Yeah, arrogance whatever I mean,

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Speaker 1: I call it confidence. We were talking earlier about someone

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Speaker 1: who just signed a new deal, was it, yeah, Lemagne? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we're talking about someone else in the entertainment world

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Speaker 1: with great news. I was going to add them to

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Speaker 1: the list. Well, anyway, who are we talking about someone

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Speaker 1: who was just like, did something a big deal? What

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Speaker 1: do you have coming up in your sleeves? Margot, Robbie

1882
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Speaker 1: just signed a big deal and Justin Bieber is going

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Speaker 1: to be doing something with T Mobile But I don't

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Speaker 1: know anyway, So okay, that was my lame gateway to

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Speaker 1: talk about our colleagues. Well, our friend and colleague Charlemagne

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Speaker 1: the God just signed a five year extension, and around

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Speaker 1: the corner, Howard Stern just signed a deal. Was it

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Speaker 1: his its five years? Yeah, a five year deal to

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Speaker 1: stay with Serious XM. That's so cool. I love I

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Speaker 1: love it. It's great for everyone in the business, well

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01:44:46,479 --> 01:44:48,960
Speaker 1: most people anyway, to know that the business, you know,

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01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:52,040
Speaker 1: they're investing in our future. Yeah, really great. I mean

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01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:54,679
Speaker 1: it's for me. It means like radio is still thriving

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01:44:54,760 --> 01:44:57,360
Speaker 1: and alive and people wanted in their lives every single day.

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Speaker 1: It's exciting, you know. Yeah, you saw Charlomagne. You saw

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Speaker 1: Charlemagne walk in yesterday. Yeah, he walked in and he

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01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:05,680
Speaker 1: was wearing this badass jacket. You know, one of those

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Speaker 1: pieces of clothing that if you wear it, you look

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01:45:07,600 --> 01:45:10,800
Speaker 1: like an idiot, but somebody cool wears it, they look badass. Yeah,

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01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:14,720
Speaker 1: that's what he was wearing. So it's he's awesome. If

1901
01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:17,040
Speaker 1: you go down the list of everything Charlemagne is doing,

1902
01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's for me, it's exhausting, for image, exhilarating,

1903
01:45:20,840 --> 01:45:23,439
Speaker 1: works his ass off, you know, he does, he truly does.

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Speaker 1: Hold on. There was an article in the post. They

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01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:27,240
Speaker 1: all do that whole show. I mean DJ Envy what

1906
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:30,799
Speaker 1: he's a constantly doing in Key Kids Angela and Angela.

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01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:33,560
Speaker 1: They are always working so hard. I love it. I

1908
01:45:33,640 --> 01:45:36,719
Speaker 1: think it's so cool. Uh yeah, it's in here somewhere.

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Speaker 1: He but it goes down the list of let me

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Speaker 1: hear it is Charlemagne, the God re ups with I

1911
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Speaker 1: Heeart Radio five years after Okay, listen to this. You're

1912
01:45:44,479 --> 01:45:46,640
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna get tired just hearing this and for

1913
01:45:46,720 --> 01:45:49,599
Speaker 1: inking a TV talk show deal and amid his soaring

1914
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Speaker 1: stardom as a political pundit, there was much speculation Charlomagne

1915
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:55,280
Speaker 1: and that God would leave his radio show The Breakfast Club,

1916
01:45:55,320 --> 01:45:58,479
Speaker 1: but Paid six can exclusively reveal he is signed a new,

1917
01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:00,960
Speaker 1: very lucrative, five year deal remain with I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: It means that Charlemagne will stay on as host of

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Speaker 1: the nationally syndicated Breakfast Club, which he's been on for

1920
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Speaker 1: ten years plus. The media and entertainment firm is giving

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Speaker 1: him an expanded role as an executive. He'll continue to

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Speaker 1: host weekends with The Breakfast Club, a three hour weekly

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Speaker 1: program featuring countdown of the top twenty songs on the

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Speaker 1: charts and interviews, in addition to a new quarterly and

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Speaker 1: exclusive one on one interview show. He's also coming off

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Speaker 1: the heels of a successful launch of his Black Effect

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Speaker 1: podcast network, a fifty fifty joint venture with iHeart, which

1928
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Speaker 1: has already garnered ten million download making his one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest deals in syndicated radio history. He told Page

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Speaker 1: six about the decisions to say at I Heeart amid

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Speaker 1: numerous other offers from TV networks and media outlets. He says,

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Speaker 1: and this is what I love about Charlomagne because this

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Speaker 1: is definitely him. He says, iHeart has shown me that

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Speaker 1: they have my back. It's a great partnership, and great

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Speaker 1: partnerships are very hard to find, especially in this era

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Speaker 1: that we are in right now. It says something when

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Speaker 1: you've been with a company for ten years and they've

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Speaker 1: gone above and beyond and empowered me, not just as

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01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:02,599
Speaker 1: a talent, but as an owner and executive. Isn't it great? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. And there goes down the list of other

1941
01:47:04,560 --> 01:47:06,120
Speaker 1: things he's doing right now. I'm like, Oh, I gotta

1942
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Speaker 1: take a nap. But also his as yet an unnamed

1943
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:13,519
Speaker 1: talk show on Comedy Central debuts in twenty twenty one,

1944
01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:18,040
Speaker 1: and he's launching his new mental health Mental Wealth Alliance

1945
01:47:18,520 --> 01:47:21,120
Speaker 1: to provide free mental health treatment to ten million people

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Speaker 1: in five years. WHOA, I know that feels lazy. It's

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01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:31,320
Speaker 1: very right. In my book, I wrote an entire chapter

1948
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Speaker 1: about how Charlemagne works his ass often. I don't. I

1949
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:38,240
Speaker 1: don't do anything. I'm like, I don't do anything, and

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Speaker 1: I feel so I don't know, that's awesome good for him.

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01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:43,720
Speaker 1: I know, I very good for him. But all of them,

1952
01:47:43,800 --> 01:47:46,759
Speaker 1: like Angela owns her own juice, you know, juice place

1953
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:49,000
Speaker 1: and this, you know she does this, and then Mby

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Speaker 1: does this. I mean, they're all of them do such

1955
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Speaker 1: great things. And Gandhi does paintings. I don't do crap, right,

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Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, I know you guys do all. You're

1957
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Speaker 1: spending all sorts of stuff. I feed the dogs and

1958
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Speaker 1: take him out the pee and pooh. This is is busy,

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Speaker 1: as we got to get into the Danielle Report. Hello Danielle, Hello,

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01:48:07,240 --> 01:48:11,800
Speaker 1: congratulations to Charlemagne and Howard Stern. That's great news. Yeah, congrats. So,

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Speaker 1: speaking of cool deals, Margot Robbie just signed a first

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Speaker 1: Look TV deal with Amazon, where she and her her

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Speaker 1: people her partners will get together and create and hopefully

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Speaker 1: Amazon will show us all these things. So that's exciting news.

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Speaker 1: Bravo has reportedly a postponed production on the new season

1966
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Speaker 1: of Housewives of Beverly Hills because some of the cast

1967
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:34,479
Speaker 1: and crew have gotten the coronavirus, so we are waiting

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Speaker 1: for them to get back into action. Arianna Grande sent

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01:48:37,360 --> 01:48:40,200
Speaker 1: Katie Perry and Orlando Bloom an adorable baby gift for

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Speaker 1: their three month old daughter. It's a white givanch snowsuit.

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Speaker 1: Is that how you say it? It looks like it

1972
01:48:53,439 --> 01:48:57,920
Speaker 1: looks like givenchi. That's what you say. However you want

1973
01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:00,040
Speaker 1: to say it, you're the people who can't afford it.

1974
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Speaker 1: We say givenchi. Justin Bieber's doing it all scary. Here's

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Speaker 1: what you can do on New Year's Eve. Justin Bieber

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Speaker 1: and T Mobile are putting together a live stream concert

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Speaker 1: called T Mobile Presents New Year's Eve Live with Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 1: It's his first concert since twenty seventeen. So maybe you

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Speaker 1: want to do that on New Year's Eve. No, you

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Speaker 1: have to, it's a live stream. Oh my gosh, Kay,

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Speaker 1: did you see Katie Perry todday on social This is

1982
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:30,479
Speaker 1: pretty cool. So she's wearing this blue, really beautiful blue

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Speaker 1: trench and she's walking towards the camera and the words

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Speaker 1: pop up, power, attitude, style, confidence, sex. She opens up

1985
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Speaker 1: the thing and shows us that she's wearing spanks because

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Speaker 1: it is so true, right after you have a baby,

1987
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Speaker 1: and even further down the line, you're wearing spanks and

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Speaker 1: it's all good. I love her, She's so real. Um,

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Speaker 1: let's see tonight. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I want to pull this one story out. So if

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Speaker 1: you watch Ship's Creek, you know who Dan Levy is, right, Um,

1992
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:02,400
Speaker 1: it plays Dave on Ship's Creek. So he is giving

1993
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Speaker 1: us his favorite Etsy fines because he really wants people

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Speaker 1: to support small and diverse businesses. So if you go

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Speaker 1: to Yeah, if you go to Etsy, you can get

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Speaker 1: his list. It's his favorites and there's some pretty cool

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Speaker 1: stuff on there. And Etsy has some really great, great

1998
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Speaker 1: things for the holidays, Like I was on their shopping

1999
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Speaker 1: I sent a couple of people things from there and

2000
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Speaker 1: love it. The Bachelorettes on tonight, ncis football, the Cowboys

2001
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:26,679
Speaker 1: and the Ravens. You've got Empire, and of course Apple

2002
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:29,360
Speaker 1: TV gives you Maria Carry's Christmas Special, which is number

2003
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Speaker 1: one because it's Mariah and it should be number one.

2004
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Speaker 1: And that's my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle. Gotta take

2005
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Speaker 1: your break. We're back after this. Thank you. I will

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Speaker 1: yo listening all every morning. My daughter even listen. So

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Speaker 1: in the morning show, Oh my god, you guys are

2008
01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:51,840
Speaker 1: this is Elvis Durand in the Morning show. I love

2009
01:50:51,880 --> 01:50:56,080
Speaker 1: this feature on iPhone. Every day. It has memories for you,

2010
01:50:56,720 --> 01:50:59,960
Speaker 1: and it has pictures. It just pulls out like this day,

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Speaker 1: a ten years ago whatever, and you can build your

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Speaker 1: own videos with him. Right, are you with me? Yeah?

2013
01:51:06,800 --> 01:51:08,720
Speaker 1: And it plays this I don't know, can I get

2014
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Speaker 1: to play I got it to play a minute ago.

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Speaker 1: It plays like music behind it. Yeah, it plays music

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Speaker 1: behind it. It's like like sad touching music. And it's

2017
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:19,320
Speaker 1: like pictures of the dumbest crap. Yeah. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I just love how the iPhone just makes its own

2019
01:51:21,400 --> 01:51:24,880
Speaker 1: videos you don't even want them. Yeah. I think you

2020
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:26,800
Speaker 1: gotta be careful with that because it kind of has

2021
01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:28,720
Speaker 1: a mind of its own. It does its own thing. Yeah,

2022
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:32,000
Speaker 1: brings back bad memory. Here's photos of Uncle Johnny. There's

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Speaker 1: us drinking, there's Uncle Johnny so drunk he passed out.

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Speaker 1: This is the music behind its though. Oh it's Uncle

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Speaker 1: Johnny parting a drink. It was Uncle Johnny drinking. There's

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Speaker 1: a picture of Uncle Johnny drink, taking a sip from

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Speaker 1: my drink. And then there's Uncle Johnny with a Martini's

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny without a drink, but it looks like he

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Speaker 1: had a drink. And that's the music they chose. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: So so where did they get that music? You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, we ate some music

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Speaker 1: to pump all of our iPhones so we can make

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Speaker 1: our own movies of memories of Uncle Johnny drinking. Look

2034
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Speaker 1: at this that popped up on mind today. What's that?

2035
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:10,800
Speaker 1: Can you know? What is it? It was Danielle and

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Speaker 1: I when we were in London and they gave us

2037
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Speaker 1: those cupcakes. They remember they made the giant cake of

2038
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Speaker 1: the little cupcakes names on them. Yes, we were in London.

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01:52:19,040 --> 01:52:22,400
Speaker 1: We got to get back to London. What does iPhone

2040
01:52:22,439 --> 01:52:25,719
Speaker 1: expect us to repost this stuff on our stories unedited?

2041
01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:28,200
Speaker 1: Because I would have to go through some of these pictures,

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Speaker 1: especially the fact that I have pictures in here since

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Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. Yah, who knows what what was lurking?

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01:52:35,320 --> 01:52:36,960
Speaker 1: You know, stuff that I don't want out? Well, I

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Speaker 1: think you can watch it before you post it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: a Thursday night, we're getting getting together for the biggest

2047
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Speaker 1: night of the holiday season. Of course, it's jingle Ball

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Speaker 1: presented by Capital One this year. Of course, you know

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of saying this line. This year is different

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Speaker 1: than usual. Well we all know that, Yeah, we really

2051
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Speaker 1: um But I heeart as always finds a way to

2052
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Speaker 1: save the day, and they're making our iHeart production team

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Speaker 1: is making this year's iHeart Radio jingle Ball presented by

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Speaker 1: Capital One. Fantastic performances from the homes of Billie Eilish, Dojakat, Duelipa,

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Speaker 1: Harry Styles, Louis Capaldi, Sam Smith, Sean Mendez, The Weekend

2056
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Speaker 1: and some surprises hosted by Ryan Seacrest and then some

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Speaker 1: guy named Elvis Duran and a pre show. If you're

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Speaker 1: listening to it here on the station on the radio

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Speaker 1: with a Gandhi and Danielle in me, It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful night Thursday night. Make sure you download

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Speaker 1: your CW app. You can watch it right there on

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Speaker 1: your couch or on CWTV dot com. It's Thursday night,

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Speaker 1: nine o'clock East Coast the iHeart Radio jingle Ball presented

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Speaker 1: by Capital One. And there you have it. Next year,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go clothes shopping because we're gonna be live

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Speaker 1: on the stage again. You know that, right, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: forward to those days. I'm at me too. We will wait,

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Speaker 1: but we can't all right into the three things we

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Speaker 1: need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? Coronavirus vaccinations are

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Speaker 1: happening in the United Kingdom. Around fifty National Health Service

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Speaker 1: hospitals have started to vaccinate nursing homeworkers and people older

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Speaker 1: than eighty years old who are hospitalized or who have

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Speaker 1: outpatient appointments scheduled. A grandmother who was going to turn

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Speaker 1: ninety one next week, was the first to get her

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Speaker 1: shot early this morning and said it's the best early

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Speaker 1: birthday present she could have wished for, since now she

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Speaker 1: gets more time with friends and family. Meanwhile, as the

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Speaker 1: US awaits the FDA to approve Fiser's COVID vaccine, reports

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Speaker 1: are now coming out saying that the Trump administration turned

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Speaker 1: down an offer from Fiser to receive extra doses back

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Speaker 1: in July, the death of a missing Fort Bragg soldier

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Speaker 1: is now being called a murder, and it's not the

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Speaker 1: only one. It's not clear exactly how the latest soldier

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Speaker 1: was killed because coroners could only work on remains that

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Speaker 1: washed ashore. The Army's Criminal Investigation Command is not only

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Speaker 1: investigating that death, but also two other soldiers who were

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Speaker 1: found last Wednesday at a training ground at Fort Bragg.

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Speaker 1: Foul play is suspected in all three deaths. There have

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Speaker 1: been thirty one soldier deaths at Fort Bragg this year,

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Speaker 1: with nearly half of them being from suicide. And finally,

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Speaker 1: we talked about this a little bit earlier, but I

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Speaker 1: think it needs just a bit more attention. A former

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Speaker 1: head of Israel's space program says that aliens are real

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Speaker 1: and sever nations have made contact with them, telling a

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Speaker 1: newspaper that aliens in a galactic federation have made deals

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Speaker 1: with Israel, the United States, and other nations to keep

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Speaker 1: their existent secret because humanity is not ready for it.

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Speaker 1: This man is eighty seven years old. He ran the

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Speaker 1: Israeli space security program from nineteen eighty one to twenty ten.

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Speaker 1: He also says that there are peaceful extraterrestrials just researching

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Speaker 1: the universe and they're using a base on Mars to

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Speaker 1: do so. The same official also said President Trump knows

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Speaker 1: about this, almost told us about what was going on,

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Speaker 1: and he knows people think he's crazy, but he has

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Speaker 1: nothing to lose. There are aliens out there and those

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Speaker 1: are not the aliens always show up when the mcgribb

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Speaker 1: comes back. Is something that probably hasn't been investigated. We

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Speaker 1: shall look into it. Okay, So back to this source.

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Speaker 1: This source is a an ex Israeli what he was

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Speaker 1: the head of his Israel's space program from nineteen eighty

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Speaker 1: one to two thousand and ten, and so why did

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Speaker 1: he decide to blow the whistle? He says, he's just

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Speaker 1: really ready for everybody to know what's going on and

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Speaker 1: thinks that there have been things that have been covered

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Speaker 1: up this year, in particular, that are important that people

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Speaker 1: need to hear about. Embrace ourselves because Okay, so he's

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Speaker 1: saying that that the government of Israel and United States

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Speaker 1: and others have made deals with federations from Mars. Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're saying all over the place. But these

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Speaker 1: peaceful extraterrestrials have a base set up on Mars, and

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Speaker 1: from Mars, they're doing research about the universe. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: but if we had to negotiate with them to keep

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Speaker 1: it all secret, what did we give them? Like, what

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Speaker 1: do we have that's value of value to them? Money

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Speaker 1: doesn't work? Well. The thing is, obviously they the federation

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Speaker 1: up on Mars wants to They want to like spread

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Speaker 1: it around. They want the whole universe to know. And

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Speaker 1: so we're telling them our people here on Earth can't

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Speaker 1: handle the truth. So we want to make a deal

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Speaker 1: with you. If you make a deal, that means you've

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Speaker 1: got to give them something of value. What this guy

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit ferent than that. So this this

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Speaker 1: man is saying that the Aliens have chosen to stay secret.

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Speaker 1: Humans are okay apparently, but the Aliens say that they're saying,

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Speaker 1: we know for a fact humanity is not ready for us.

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Speaker 1: We give him Tom Brady. Everybody wants Tom Brady. Give

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Speaker 1: him away. I don't know. I just I think that

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Speaker 1: in in the grand scheme of things, I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: this is why COVID is here, but I think because

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Speaker 1: of this whacked out year that we just had, we're

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Speaker 1: now at a point in our lives to be able

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Speaker 1: to accept any new outlands. Crazy crap. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Maybe this is the time. If someone came

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Speaker 1: to me right now and said, aliens just landed in

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Speaker 1: your front yard. They're looking for McDonald's. They want to mcgribb,

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Speaker 1: it would not surprise me. I would be so okay,

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Speaker 1: well add that to the list of all this stuff

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Speaker 1: that's happened this year. Okay, get in line. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh, we go sprinting outside with a

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Speaker 1: Mike rib like, here you go, let's stop happen. No,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go buy some just in case I'm

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Speaker 1: getting one this weekend. I'm so excited. All right, your

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Speaker 1: phone tap with who did it? Who did the phone? Today?

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Speaker 1: Day coming up for you right. This is Elvis Durrand

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Speaker 1: durand phone tap, Froggy, I always love it when you

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Speaker 1: submit a Froggy phone tap. Oh. I love doing Froggy

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Speaker 1: phone taps and they're always so fun and entertaining. Let's

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Speaker 1: hope today is another one until no, I'm kidding all right, Froggy.

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Speaker 1: What's your phone tap all about? Well, our listener Jesse

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Speaker 1: is wanting to play a prank on her boyfriend Andrew.

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Speaker 1: They're a member of the Wine of the Month Club.

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Speaker 1: And Andrew thing goes on a bunch of crap. You've

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Speaker 1: been trying to cancel the Wine of the Month Club

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Speaker 1: for quite a while, leaving messages and everything else. So

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Speaker 1: I call as Paul from the Wine of the Month Club. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and really pissed Andrew off the Wine of the Month Club.

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Speaker 1: Phone tap. Let's listen in here we go. Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Andrew. Please speaking, Yes, Andrew. This is

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Speaker 1: Paul Kellamariak and I'm with the Wine of the Month Club.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to reach you guys forever. I didn't

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Speaker 1: think anybody worked to this place. I've noticed you've called

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Speaker 1: I see seven calls here on your behalf. Are you

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Speaker 1: enjoying our service? Not really? No, um, we signed up

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Speaker 1: for it probably was a mistake because honestly, in my opinion,

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Speaker 1: it's a waste of money. And I just want to

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Speaker 1: cancel the service, and I've been trying to cancel the service.

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Speaker 1: Are we sending you the wrong kind? Is that? Would

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Speaker 1: you like more of a Pinot noir? Would you like

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Speaker 1: more of a Pinot grigio? Would you like grape juice?

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Speaker 1: I'd probably get something about like grape juice. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: grape juice. It is like you have just smacked me

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Speaker 1: across the face, young man. Maybe maybe you've got a

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Speaker 1: bad rose. We choose these wines for the superior balance, concentration, depth, complexity,

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Speaker 1: and you guys are horrible at your job because whatever

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Speaker 1: you're selecting is garfie. From a Bardo to a shorten A,

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Speaker 1: from Washington to Santa Barbara. These are the finest wines

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Speaker 1: that there are to offer. I would be more than

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Speaker 1: happy if you send me back to the remaining contents

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Speaker 1: of the Roseta to replace it with a fine shot.

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Speaker 1: And ah no, I don't want any replacements of anything,

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Speaker 1: because everything that I've had is in Crafflannar. Okay, I've

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Speaker 1: given multiple chances. We have different levels here. You started

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Speaker 1: off in the Explorers club and this was approved by

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Speaker 1: I see is Jesse? Is that a male or a female?

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Speaker 1: That's my girlfriend? Well, you've now become part of our

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Speaker 1: Seller's Selection Club. That is the finest wine, Jesse. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a complete boy. We record all phone calls

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Speaker 1: here for quality assurance. And as a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: I have a phone call here from Jesse where she

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Speaker 1: says that she would like to be updated to the

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Speaker 1: Seller Selection Club. This has just been really great to

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Speaker 1: have it every month. Really, we like to move you

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Speaker 1: up to our Sellers Selection Club. Now here's how it

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Speaker 1: works and total of age seventy four ninety nine, the

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Speaker 1: total twelve months project. I mean, I love it. My

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Speaker 1: my neighbor's scheme, you love it too. You know. I

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Speaker 1: would like to invite you to my winery. Just you

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Speaker 1: come alone, You come out and I'll send the jet

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Speaker 1: to get you and we'll hang out and just drink

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Speaker 1: wine all the weekend. Oh my god, Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go ahead and put that billing through. Thanks so much.

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Speaker 1: What is that? That's confirmation. You said you want a confirmation.

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Speaker 1: That's confirmation that you're confirmation my ass. Okay, you're first

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Speaker 1: of all, you're hitting on my girl, sitting for a jet,

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Speaker 1: offering to be a third part. It's all in the

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Speaker 1: name of customer service. Customer service. Customer. First of all,

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Speaker 1: technically I'm the customer because I'm paying for all this,

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Speaker 1: and that's way beyond customer service. Dude, he's nuts, yeah,

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Speaker 1: kind of. All right, here's the deal. We're gonna call him.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna listen in and let's see what happens.

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, oh hey, what's that, jess What I've

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Speaker 1: just been doing for the past thirty minutes? Pay? What

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Speaker 1: aren't you even doing? I've been talking to a one

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Speaker 1: in a month club. The customer service. You love that stuff.

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Speaker 1: We discussed this. He said we were going to sign

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Speaker 1: up fart again. No no, no, no, no, no. We

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Speaker 1: never did no. We never said we liked it because

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Speaker 1: we includes me and I hate that. I think that garbage.

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Speaker 1: What did I say? Yes? Oh? Fun? You don't remember.

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Speaker 1: You were in the bathtub, you were being all sweet

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Speaker 1: and you said yes, So I went ahead and called

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know why. It's that set that

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Speaker 1: doesn't count. Okay, if you can't ask me questions, we're

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Speaker 1: in the middle of something like that. Okay, that's like

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Speaker 1: it's like I'm on drugs. Okay, my mind isn't clear. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't hold on horror, What are you doing drinking

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Speaker 1: wine with Steve? Well, he came over. He just knocked

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Speaker 1: on my door here away. It wasn't a big deal.

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02:02:48,080 --> 02:02:50,560
Speaker 1: So what the serious? So he comes over not a

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Speaker 1: regular basis when I'm not around? Wait, how do you

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Speaker 1: know that? What do I mean? How how do I

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Speaker 1: know this? I'm a magician. I just I know everything. No,

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Speaker 1: of course I talked to the customer service from the

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Speaker 1: wine thing, and I hear you saying that, oh I

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Speaker 1: drink wine with speed and I have a very time

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Speaker 1: with Steve. Are you kidding me? Then on top of that,

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02:03:07,560 --> 02:03:09,680
Speaker 1: I find out those guys hitting on you in a

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Speaker 1: private jet and you never told me any of this.

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Speaker 1: I was just you know, being friendly with the guys

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Speaker 1: so I could get a little bit off on the

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02:03:16,520 --> 02:03:18,680
Speaker 1: wine of the month. Nothing big, you know. How do

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02:03:18,760 --> 02:03:20,680
Speaker 1: you think we get that deal on all the meat?

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02:03:20,760 --> 02:03:22,120
Speaker 1: And he knows we do it all the time at

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Speaker 1: the Delhi It's fine. Oh my god, are you serious

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02:03:24,960 --> 02:03:26,800
Speaker 1: that you just go around town doing this to everyone?

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Speaker 1: And I don't even know you anymore. Who are you?

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