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Speaker 1: I never heard them, dunkey other day say it again, Charla,

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Speaker 1: Yes you are that Charlotte Mane saying that's truth. Yes, Donkey.

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Speaker 2: Today for Monday, October fourteenth goes to Reginald Renolds and

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Speaker 2: Mia bagging Stoss. I'm sure I pronounced that name wrong,

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Speaker 2: but we can call her me a bag of dope.

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Speaker 2: They are thirty five and thirty seven years old.

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Speaker 1: Respectfully. They are from Portland, Oregon. And I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: When I saw this story anyday, I thought to myself,

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Speaker 2: either I'm experiencing dejafu or I've done this story before.

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Speaker 2: But I figured out the issue. The issue is there's

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Speaker 2: this bag that people buy. In the bag says things

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Speaker 2: about drugs on it. This particular in this particular case,

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Speaker 2: Reginald and Mia had a bag that said definitely not

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Speaker 2: a bag full of drugs. That's what it's said on

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Speaker 2: the bag. Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Now

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Speaker 2: I was a police officer or any type of law

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Speaker 2: enforcement and there was a bag in your car that said,

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Speaker 2: definitely not a bag full of drugs.

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Speaker 1: Guess what bag? I'm going probably arch first.

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Speaker 2: Now, granted I wouldn't actually believe someone is stupid enough

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Speaker 2: to have a bag full of drugs in a bag

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Speaker 2: labeled bag full of drugs. But this is this is Earth, okay,

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. Whatever level of stupidity your brain can conceive,

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Speaker 2: there is a donkey on his planet who can achieve.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to ABC ten for the report.

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Speaker 3: Police Tony, We're looking into a story that seems hard

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Speaker 3: to believe. It claims a couple was arrested after officers

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Speaker 3: found drugs in a bag that had definitely not a

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Speaker 3: bag full of drugs printed.

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Speaker 1: On it, and focus on it is true.

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Speaker 3: The Portland Police Bureau in Oregon, look at this, posted

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Speaker 3: this picture on social media. They say they discover the

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Speaker 3: bag along with cash, a gun, and scales during a

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Speaker 3: traffic stop Tuesday. Inside the bag, you guessed it, they

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Speaker 3: found more than ten grams of fentanyl and mes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The couple was booked on drug charges along with unauthorized

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Speaker 3: use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle.

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Speaker 2: See some of these donkeys be layered. Why would you

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Speaker 2: be riding dirty in a stolen car? Can you please

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Speaker 2: commit to one crime at a time? Do you simultaneously

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Speaker 2: have to be committing multiple fellow the offenses. And if

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Speaker 2: you're going to be in a stolen car where the

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Speaker 2: four taurus's ignition has been visibly tampered with, why would

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Speaker 2: you have baggies of drugs just visible in a stolen car?

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Speaker 2: Not to mention, you got this big brown canvas bag

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Speaker 2: labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. And in

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Speaker 2: that bag, and in that bag with seventy nine blue

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Speaker 2: fens and all pills three fake.

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Speaker 1: What your mouth waters?

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Speaker 4: Just that's crazy are you doing in Delaware?

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Speaker 2: Three fake oxy codon tablets and two hundred and thirty

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Speaker 2: grams of meth?

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Speaker 1: Not to mention a loaded thirty eight.

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Speaker 2: I know I wrote a book called Getting on Us

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Speaker 2: to Die line, but damn okay, reginal Lema. You know

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Speaker 2: they probably was telling the officers like, look, officer, we'll

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Speaker 2: just practicing radical honesty. You know, transparency in crime is

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Speaker 2: a new movement. And that officer was like, thank you

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Speaker 2: for making my job easier. By the way, this transparency

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Speaker 2: and crime movement still comes with fifteen years of life. Now.

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Speaker 1: I know what some of you might be thinking, it's Oregon.

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Speaker 1: Aren't drugs legal in Oregon?

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Speaker 2: Well, in twenty twenty, organ decriminalized the possession of small

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Speaker 2: amounts of hard drugs in an effort to readdirect city

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Speaker 2: funding from criminalization and toward treatment of substance use disort as.

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Speaker 2: The measure pass with higher levels of public support, that

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Speaker 2: faltered as overdose and homelessness rates rolls in the state

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Speaker 2: during the COVID nineteen pandemic when Rihanna makeup became widely available.

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Speaker 2: But in September, the state recriminalized drug possession.

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Speaker 1: So the moral of the story is all of this

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Speaker 1: was illegal. Okay.

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Speaker 2: There's absolutely no right way to do the wrong thing,

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Speaker 2: even in Oregon, and everything Reginald and Mia did.

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Speaker 1: Was completely wrong. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Reginald and Mia might be the first criminals in the

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Speaker 2: history of crime who actually labeled the evidence for the police.

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Speaker 2: And I know they thought labeling it not a bag

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Speaker 2: full of drugs would throw people off, like there is

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Speaker 2: no way folks would think they were that dumb.

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Speaker 1: But it's not about what we think.

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Speaker 2: It's about what you know about yourself, Reginald and Mia, Okay,

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Speaker 2: you had to know that you are indeed that dumb.

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Speaker 2: Please give Reginald Reynolds and mea baggings, the sweet sounds

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Speaker 2: and the hamiltones.

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Speaker 5: You oh oh, they.

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Speaker 1: That is ridiculous. I a question that's like Lauren wearing

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Speaker 1: a T shirt that says definitely not single, like you.

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Speaker 4: Wearing a T shirt saying definitely healed because.

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Speaker 1: It's a journey.

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Speaker 5: Is yes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, girls, okay, what is your question? And portchit and

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Speaker 4: guess who's me?

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Speaker 1: I love to be porsch I'm going to just helped them.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, girl.

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Speaker 6: But everybody knows that the real like the comebacks is ny.

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Speaker 6: It's the house that you need leaks built. But anyway,

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Speaker 6: my question before I was rudely interrupted, is this not

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Speaker 6: entrapment though?

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Speaker 4: Because why would you be allowed.

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Speaker 6: To sell a bag that says definitely not drugs knowing

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Speaker 6: that someone might put drugs in it because they think

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Speaker 6: it's like funny or something.

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Speaker 2: Because there's this thing called satire, and so whoever made

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Speaker 2: that bag was just making it, probably just to be funny,

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Speaker 2: and they knew that, you know, people would walk around

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Speaker 2: with the bugs just like up the bag is like

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Speaker 2: a fashion statement, but they didn't think they'd actually put

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Speaker 2: drugs inside of it.

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Speaker 1: You got a burket? What is this on your burken?

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Speaker 5: Not?

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Speaker 1: Fake?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Fake?

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Speaker 6: this place. I was that was a whole tree. You

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Speaker 6: over there playing the day baby in the soil.

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