Speaker 1: Second date up day, We've heard of creative ways. Alexis
Speaker 1: gets free drinks. When she's at the bar where she
Speaker 1: claims to be from poison Control and is testing the
Speaker 1: tequila for arsenic.
Speaker 2: She wants, I'm gonna need.
Speaker 1: Three more Prairie Fire shots just to be like really sure,
Speaker 1: Oh and six shots for my friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to save the world.
Speaker 1: One of our male listeners apparently figured out another way
Speaker 1: to get free drinks for him and for his date
Speaker 1: at multiple different spots, So get ready to take notes here.
Speaker 1: His name is Nathan. Nathan, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 2: I mean, everybody's super intrigued. They want to hear how
Speaker 2: you're doing it.
Speaker 1: What do you inspect what do you act as in.
Speaker 5: Like that it's something completely different?
Speaker 3: Okay, no fake inspections.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll get to whatever your method is for getting
Speaker 1: free drinks in a second. First, tell us about the
Speaker 1: girl that you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 5: Oh, her name is Meghan. I met her online.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, what'd you like about Meghan? Sorry, your phone
Speaker 6: just sounds like you're shouting into a megaphone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh is that sorry?
Speaker 7: Is that better?
Speaker 3: Not really, but we're just gonna go with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Nathan, tell us how you and Meghan got to
Speaker 1: the point of getting free drinks for each other.
Speaker 5: Okay, so pretty much. Me and Meghan met up for
Speaker 5: our first date. She tells me that she just got
Speaker 5: like a promotion at her job. So I was like
Speaker 5: super excited.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and a great reason to like take her out
Speaker 6: and have something to talk about and.
Speaker 1: Make her pay for the drinks because she's the one
Speaker 1: making all the money.
Speaker 6: Now you're rich.
Speaker 5: Now, No, I'm not gonna make a girl pay for
Speaker 5: a drink. So I have a better idea.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that's your idea.
Speaker 5: We went to a lot of bars. At every bar
Speaker 5: I'd walk into, I would just yell out, hey, this
Speaker 5: girl got a promotion.
Speaker 4: People with the cheers is by a strop.
Speaker 6: And then you ask wait, you said, can you buy
Speaker 6: us drinks afterwards?
Speaker 5: No, people would just cheer us and then buy a strink.
Speaker 3: Doesn't work on.
Speaker 6: Me, like a big congrate congrats you mind mindset would
Speaker 6: be like jets from like, you make more money than me.
Speaker 2: You not buy you a drink?
Speaker 3: What bars you're going to?
Speaker 4: Where?
Speaker 3: Like nobody ever gets promotions it's just got fired.
Speaker 6: What's smart about it is it's the truth. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: not like you're scamming.
Speaker 3: People like you're engaged like a lot of people. It's
Speaker 3: like you're legit.
Speaker 2: I'm pretending it's your birthday.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool that that was working for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean definitely was working. But I mean it got.
Speaker 4: Pretty hazy, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Drinks last bar was actually who is proof?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we went to this one street that
Speaker 5: has like a bunch of bars, and I was like,
Speaker 5: pretty like past the point of buzz, you know, like
Speaker 5: where you're like you got a drinking too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, talking zero to one hundred. When you went from
Speaker 3: like oh things.
Speaker 2: Are good to like now you start yelling for free food.
Speaker 1: Anybody.
Speaker 6: I don't know though, if you're like wasted wasted, Like
Speaker 6: did you I mean, did you embarrass yourself?
Speaker 5: Sounds like I remember I remember kissing her in the
Speaker 5: back of the uber, so.
Speaker 3: Okay, did she reciprocate?
Speaker 5: I mean I remember getting back at her place watching
Speaker 5: some TV.
Speaker 6: Okay, but you don't know how you went from ubers
Speaker 6: were okay, I.
Speaker 5: Remember ordering you ordered what we ordered to she But yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean I woke up the next morning and she
Speaker 5: was like, I'm not really feeling good.
Speaker 2: Hold on, man, did you wake up at her place
Speaker 2: or your place?
Speaker 5: Her place? But then I just took off, like I
Speaker 5: got an uber and left. But haven't heard back from
Speaker 5: her since.
Speaker 2: Before you saw her?
Speaker 3: Were you waking up in bed or just like on
Speaker 3: the couch.
Speaker 5: I was on the couch, she was in the other room.
Speaker 2: Wait was she still there when you left?
Speaker 5: I think she was. I mean I didn't really look.
Speaker 5: I was just concerned about getting at home to just recover.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't think you really want to
Speaker 1: like have after a heavy night of drinking and sushi.
Speaker 3: That's the time to be like reconnected, dude.
Speaker 6: You've got to say something like you stayed the night
Speaker 6: of the girl's house.
Speaker 2: Like, if a dude just left.
Speaker 6: Without saying anything from my house, I would think either
Speaker 6: A he doesn't like me and he's trying to run,
Speaker 6: or B he's a little weirdode you.
Speaker 5: Guys don't even get it.
Speaker 4: I was like cracked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that wouldn't be a good look the
Speaker 1: following day to walk in.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you texted her, I think it's okay.
Speaker 1: So well, Yeah, what's happened since then? Since you left
Speaker 1: her apartment? Are you stay in contact?
Speaker 5: Nothing? I got ghosted and I like just dropped off
Speaker 5: the station of the Earth.
Speaker 3: You know. The good thing about this, she may think
Speaker 3: the same thing. She may be like, I don't remember
Speaker 3: a lot. Did I embarrass myself? Like you guys both
Speaker 3: maybe just playing a caution.
Speaker 6: Do you know if she was on the same page
Speaker 6: with you in terms of drunkenness?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she would go hand we were going
Speaker 4: drink for drink, you know, like she's a cool chick.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see her again. She's really awesome to
Speaker 4: hang out with.
Speaker 2: Okay, not lightweight.
Speaker 3: Well, who knows what went wrong?
Speaker 1: Maybe that Uber kiss that you thought was with her
Speaker 1: was actually with the driver.
Speaker 3: But we're gonna find.
Speaker 2: Out that nobody was thinking that.
Speaker 1: Well, some people have lived better life experiences than others.
Speaker 3: Nobody knows how I've lived my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except your Uber drivers.
Speaker 3: There's the reason I have a five star review. It's
Speaker 3: a I'm gonna say anyway, Nathan, Yeah, come on, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're gonna do that.
Speaker 1: We'll reach out to her and get to your second
Speaker 1: date update. Right after this second date update, if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us our listener. Nathan went on a wild,
Speaker 1: kind of hazy first date with a woman named Megan.
Speaker 2: I feel like there was any kind of about it, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, extremely hazy first date where he found out that
Speaker 1: she got promoted, and that turned into a celebratory bar
Speaker 1: crawl down the street. He didn't know it at the time,
Speaker 1: but Nathan actually came up with kind of a genius
Speaker 1: idea where every bar they walked into he announced, Hey,
Speaker 1: this girl just got promoted at work, and immediately they'd
Speaker 1: get free drinks showered upon them. Not showered like on them,
Speaker 1: but like gifted to them. The way next time we
Speaker 1: go to lunch, I'm telling everybody, yeah, this girl just
Speaker 1: got a raise.
Speaker 2: But there wasn't a lie.
Speaker 8: There's a serious and.
Speaker 1: To get you guys, that was fun for Nathan and
Speaker 1: Meghan for the first two or three bars. After that,
Speaker 1: he doesn't remember a whole lot except that he spent
Speaker 1: the night at her place on the couch.
Speaker 2: And I can't believe they ordered drunk sushi.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's that.
Speaker 2: Why not drunk nachos.
Speaker 3: It's an intoxicated choice. Nathan.
Speaker 1: Clearly you had a lot of fun that night. But
Speaker 1: why is it so important that you get in contact
Speaker 1: with Megan again? Because maybe this was supposed to be
Speaker 1: just like a one night crazy thing.
Speaker 2: Did you hear she's got money now she's sugar mama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're over management now, is that it, Nathan?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, I just I thought she was
Speaker 5: just really cool to hang out with.
Speaker 4: I don't believe a lot of cool people, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that's.
Speaker 1: Kind of insulting anybody who knows him, by the way,
Speaker 1: don't be offended by that. Yeah, maybe not a lot
Speaker 1: of his friends get promoted, so he doesn't know.
Speaker 2: I think that's cool.
Speaker 6: I think that's a really sweet sentiment, which you know,
Speaker 6: it's it's hard to be sweet.
Speaker 2: And romantic after a very drunken evening.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, you were drunk, and maybe Meghan can help
Speaker 1: fill in some of the blanks that you have in
Speaker 1: the night so we can figure out what really are
Speaker 1: it's going to be.
Speaker 6: It's going to be shocking to me that she doesn't
Speaker 6: share something embarrassing that you did.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean you're drunk. You don't remember what
Speaker 2: if she did.
Speaker 1: Somebody did something, something happened, and we need to find out.
Speaker 3: So let's dial her. Here we go, hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: is this Meghan?
Speaker 5: Is this she?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 3: Hey Megan?
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from a radio show you might
Speaker 1: be familiar with called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Which called say congratulations, Yeah, we're the big promotions.
Speaker 3: You got promoted at your job.
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry, I'm a little confused. Sorry, where are
Speaker 8: you coming from.
Speaker 1: We're a radio show it's called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and we sometimes reach out to people when
Speaker 1: we hear they got job promotions. Sometimes we also reach
Speaker 1: out when we hear they went on a really great
Speaker 1: date with somebody.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're kind of checking multiple boxes celebrating the job promotion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fell.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm a little I'm a little.
Speaker 3: Simplify this for you.
Speaker 1: We heard that you went out on a date with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Nathan.
Speaker 3: Oh why did you ask?
Speaker 8: Are you serious? Are you guys know him or something?
Speaker 3: Well, he listens to us.
Speaker 1: Nathan is actually the one who told us about your
Speaker 1: promotion and the way you guys celebrated that night.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh okay, Well what did he tell you? I'm curious?
Speaker 6: Sorry, it's only good things that you sound so nervous.
Speaker 8: I'm shaking. I'm very angry.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, were angry.
Speaker 1: We don't know all the details, but we know there
Speaker 1: was a bar crawl that had a lot of free
Speaker 1: drinks ended up at your place.
Speaker 2: But he doesn't remember a lot.
Speaker 8: Oh he doesn't remember. Yeah, okay, I'm not calling him
Speaker 8: back because he ate my goldfish, my pet.
Speaker 3: Actual fish.
Speaker 8: You just said my actual swimming fish. Cleo, gone, I
Speaker 8: thought you guys.
Speaker 2: He said you had sushi.
Speaker 8: No, he told you that we ordered sushi.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Yes, he had like a forty minute conversation about how
Speaker 8: no sushi places were open and none of them even
Speaker 8: deliver here. No, did he tell you that we ordered sushi?
Speaker 1: He said, Well, he said his memory was hazy, but
Speaker 1: that's one of the things he remembered. I'm sorry, there's
Speaker 1: no way, there's not even in your drunkest state.
Speaker 6: Is a guy doing something that actually because I coached
Speaker 6: goldfish actually off to.
Speaker 8: I told him I was going to bed. He crashed
Speaker 8: on my couch. The next morning, I wake up, he's
Speaker 8: not there, and I noticed that my goldfish tank near
Speaker 8: the window is completely empty.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold up, okay, is.
Speaker 2: It he didn't even do it when you were present.
Speaker 2: He did it after you went to bed.
Speaker 8: I didn't see anything. I didn't hear anything, obviously, like
Speaker 8: fish don't scream, So are you sure, like I've.
Speaker 6: Heard of fish like jumping out of tanks before that happens.
Speaker 8: I looked everywhere. There was no there's no Cleo, she's gone.
Speaker 2: And you don't have a cat a cat, I.
Speaker 8: Have no cat. Cleos was was my only pet.
Speaker 1: We don't Okay, so sad it's we don't know that
Speaker 1: that's what actually happened.
Speaker 3: You said yourself, and you didn't see it.
Speaker 8: I didn't see it, and I didn't hear anything. But
Speaker 8: if there's like a strange man in my apartment and
Speaker 8: he's going on and on about ordering sushi, and I
Speaker 8: wake up and my fish isn't there, what else am
Speaker 8: I face?
Speaker 6: Can you imagine telling your friends my date ate my
Speaker 6: past man.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's try as hard as we can not to
Speaker 1: jump to conclusions here. It's really important we've heard Meghan's
Speaker 1: side of the story. It's really important that we get
Speaker 1: Nathan's side too, because Meghan, he is on the on
Speaker 1: the other line listen number, so she's not afraid Nathan.
Speaker 4: You there?
Speaker 8: Hey, Hi, Yeah, hey Nathan, how's it going. Are you
Speaker 8: feeling energized and fueled from eating my fish?
Speaker 4: Did that happen? I'm like forty percent sure that that.
Speaker 3: It doesn't success, right, don't finish that.
Speaker 4: Look, look, I don't know if that happened or not,
Speaker 4: but like, if it did happen, it's probably because you
Speaker 4: got that promotion. We got all those free drinks, so
Speaker 4: that is rich.
Speaker 8: You are blaming me because you got so shape you
Speaker 8: ate my fish?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, look, I don't really know if I want
Speaker 4: to take the wraps for something. I don't know if
Speaker 4: I really did or not. You know, at the end
Speaker 4: of the day, you could have been in it.
Speaker 8: Consider that fish.
Speaker 2: God, the gold fish male situation.
Speaker 6: Why are you jumping to like being horrified and really
Speaker 6: sorry right now?
Speaker 1: Confused?
Speaker 4: Look, I don't know what happened that night, okay, but
Speaker 4: all I know is that we have a chance we
Speaker 4: can do a do over.
Speaker 5: Sorry about the.
Speaker 6: Off.
Speaker 8: You're a rock or man? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: He apologized. He admits maybe mistakes have been.
Speaker 2: I love that, he apologized after he blamed me.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 1: Look, I'll tell you this, Megan. We've been doing this
Speaker 1: segment for a long time, and in the history of it,
Speaker 1: we've had four people get married after one person ate
Speaker 1: the other person's pet. You could be lucky number five, the.
Speaker 6: First time we've had anyone ever eat another person's pet.
Speaker 2: Jeff.
Speaker 4: No, that's a cool way to meet.
Speaker 3: A story for the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Speaker 8: If there ever was offially the worst date I've ever
Speaker 8: been on.
Speaker 3: Oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 1: You can't say that until you go on one more
Speaker 1: date and give him the chance to lower the bar
Speaker 1: even far.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be a funny wedding.
Speaker 8: It'd be good because the only other thing I don't
Speaker 8: want to be eaten personally.
Speaker 6: No, he can bring you a new fish.
Speaker 1: I have a better idea, alexis let's send them to
Speaker 1: a place that actually serves up sushi for real.
Speaker 8: Traumatic.
Speaker 3: The right way.
Speaker 7: Now, we'll do a Chloe No, just a normal first
Speaker 7: day without all the heavy drinking, and you guys can
Speaker 7: give it a redo.
Speaker 8: I'm actually horrified that you suggested that you know what.
Speaker 2: Jeff stands on his own on that one. That was
Speaker 2: all this idea.
Speaker 1: We do not endorse it, And fine, you're right. Maybe
Speaker 1: I was a little bit insensitive to Leo. But I'm
Speaker 1: going to step away now. I'm done defending the listeners. Nathan,
Speaker 1: you have one final chance to win Megan over.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Megan, would you like to hang out again?
Speaker 3: To the point.
Speaker 4: You should have reapologized first, look, there's really no truth
Speaker 4: that I did that. If you want to hang out again, though.
Speaker 2: What would the proof be that even grow? Oh sir?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Nathan. It's sounding like it's a no.
Speaker 2: You need to take a break from drinking.
Speaker 4: I don't need a break from drinking. She needs a
Speaker 4: break from getting promoted.
Speaker 3: Oh that'll teach you.
Speaker 8: Megan's Yeah, maybe I'll learn my.
Speaker 3: Lesson Finallyokie, Jeffrey in the morning. This does not happen
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: But after we recorded that segment, a half hour later,
Speaker 1: our producer got an email from Nathan. From Nathan's email says, quote,
Speaker 1: I don't think that went well.
Speaker 2: It took us a half an hour. She sattled that
Speaker 2: for a half an hour.
Speaker 1: OKA not sure if he'd been drinking during the phone
Speaker 1: call with us. Maybe he's just starting to sober up
Speaker 1: and figure out what happened. Yeah, why do I feel
Speaker 1: like we're definitely gonna hear from Nathan again, though someday soon.
Speaker 6: I mean please, if you have any larger pets, do
Speaker 6: not go out with anyone named.
Speaker 1: Because it's hard to come back after being accused of
Speaker 1: eating your date's pet. Yeah, tough hole to climb out
Speaker 1: of there.
Speaker 3: That's rough when you you burp off a little lizard.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know.
Speaker 1: But there's lessons to be learned from every single call
Speaker 1: that we do email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 1: who's not calling you back and go check out all
Speaker 1: of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,