WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Promotion Commotion

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up day, We've heard of creative ways. Alexis

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<v Speaker 1>gets free drinks. When she's at the bar where she

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<v Speaker 1>claims to be from poison Control and is testing the

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<v Speaker 1>tequila for arsenic.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants, I'm gonna need.

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<v Speaker 1>Three more Prairie Fire shots just to be like really sure,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and six shots for my friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're trying to save the world.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our male listeners apparently figured out another way

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<v Speaker 1>to get free drinks for him and for his date

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<v Speaker 1>at multiple different spots, So get ready to take notes here.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Nathan. Nathan, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, how's it going good?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, everybody's super intrigued. They want to hear how

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you inspect what do you act as in.

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<v Speaker 5>Like that it's something completely different?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, no fake inspections.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll get to whatever your method is for getting

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<v Speaker 1>free drinks in a second. First, tell us about the

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<v Speaker 1>girl that you went out with. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, her name is Meghan. I met her online.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, what'd you like about Meghan? Sorry, your phone

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<v Speaker 6>just sounds like you're shouting into a megaphone.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Oh is that sorry?

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<v Speaker 7>Is that better?

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<v Speaker 3>Not really, but we're just gonna go with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Nathan, tell us how you and Meghan got to

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<v Speaker 1>the point of getting free drinks for each other.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so pretty much. Me and Meghan met up for

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<v Speaker 5>our first date. She tells me that she just got

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<v Speaker 5>like a promotion at her job. So I was like

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<v Speaker 5>super excited.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and a great reason to like take her out

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<v Speaker 6>and have something to talk about and.

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<v Speaker 1>Make her pay for the drinks because she's the one

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<v Speaker 1>making all the money.

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<v Speaker 6>Now you're rich.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, No, I'm not gonna make a girl pay for

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<v Speaker 5>a drink. So I have a better idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, that's your idea.

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<v Speaker 5>We went to a lot of bars. At every bar

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<v Speaker 5>I'd walk into, I would just yell out, hey, this

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<v Speaker 5>girl got a promotion.

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<v Speaker 4>People with the cheers is by a strop.

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<v Speaker 6>And then you ask wait, you said, can you buy

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<v Speaker 6>us drinks afterwards?

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<v Speaker 5>No, people would just cheer us and then buy a strink.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't work on.

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<v Speaker 6>Me, like a big congrate congrats you mind mindset would

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<v Speaker 6>be like jets from like, you make more money than me.

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<v Speaker 2>You not buy you a drink?

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<v Speaker 3>What bars you're going to?

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<v Speaker 4>Where?

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<v Speaker 3>Like nobody ever gets promotions it's just got fired.

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<v Speaker 6>What's smart about it is it's the truth. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 6>not like you're scamming.

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<v Speaker 3>People like you're engaged like a lot of people. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like you're legit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretending it's your birthday.

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty cool that that was working for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean definitely was working. But I mean it got.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty hazy, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Drinks last bar was actually who is proof?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean we went to this one street that

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<v Speaker 5>has like a bunch of bars, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>pretty like past the point of buzz, you know, like

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<v Speaker 5>where you're like you got a drinking too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, talking zero to one hundred. When you went from

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<v Speaker 3>like oh things.

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<v Speaker 2>Are good to like now you start yelling for free food.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know though, if you're like wasted wasted, Like

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<v Speaker 6>did you I mean, did you embarrass yourself?

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<v Speaker 5>Sounds like I remember I remember kissing her in the

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<v Speaker 5>back of the uber, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, did she reciprocate?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I remember getting back at her place watching

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<v Speaker 5>some TV.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, but you don't know how you went from ubers

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<v Speaker 6>were okay, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember ordering you ordered what we ordered to she But yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I woke up the next morning and she

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<v Speaker 5>was like, I'm not really feeling good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, man, did you wake up at her place

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<v Speaker 2>or your place?

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<v Speaker 5>Her place? But then I just took off, like I

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<v Speaker 5>got an uber and left. But haven't heard back from

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<v Speaker 5>her since.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you saw her?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you waking up in bed or just like on

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<v Speaker 3>the couch.

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<v Speaker 5>I was on the couch, she was in the other room.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait was she still there when you left?

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<v Speaker 5>I think she was. I mean I didn't really look.

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<v Speaker 5>I was just concerned about getting at home to just recover.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I don't think you really want to

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<v Speaker 1>like have after a heavy night of drinking and sushi.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the time to be like reconnected, dude.

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<v Speaker 6>You've got to say something like you stayed the night

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<v Speaker 6>of the girl's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, if a dude just left.

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<v Speaker 6>Without saying anything from my house, I would think either

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<v Speaker 6>A he doesn't like me and he's trying to run,

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<v Speaker 6>or B he's a little weirdode you.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys don't even get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like cracked.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, that wouldn't be a good look the

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<v Speaker 1>following day to walk in.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, if you texted her, I think it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, Yeah, what's happened since then? Since you left

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<v Speaker 1>her apartment? Are you stay in contact?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing? I got ghosted and I like just dropped off

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<v Speaker 5>the station of the Earth.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. The good thing about this, she may think

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<v Speaker 3>the same thing. She may be like, I don't remember

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<v Speaker 3>a lot. Did I embarrass myself? Like you guys both

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<v Speaker 3>maybe just playing a caution.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know if she was on the same page

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<v Speaker 6>with you in terms of drunkenness?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean she would go hand we were going

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<v Speaker 4>drink for drink, you know, like she's a cool chick.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd like to see her again. She's really awesome to

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<v Speaker 4>hang out with.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, not lightweight.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, who knows what went wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that Uber kiss that you thought was with her

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<v Speaker 1>was actually with the driver.

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<v Speaker 3>But we're gonna find.

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<v Speaker 2>Out that nobody was thinking that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, some people have lived better life experiences than others.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody knows how I've lived my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, except your Uber drivers.

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<v Speaker 3>There's the reason I have a five star review. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a I'm gonna say anyway, Nathan, Yeah, come on, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll reach out to her and get to your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Right after this second date update, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us our listener. Nathan went on a wild,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hazy first date with a woman named Megan.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there was any kind of about it, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, extremely hazy first date where he found out that

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<v Speaker 1>she got promoted, and that turned into a celebratory bar

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<v Speaker 1>crawl down the street. He didn't know it at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>but Nathan actually came up with kind of a genius

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<v Speaker 1>idea where every bar they walked into he announced, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this girl just got promoted at work, and immediately they'd

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<v Speaker 1>get free drinks showered upon them. Not showered like on them,

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<v Speaker 1>but like gifted to them. The way next time we

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<v Speaker 1>go to lunch, I'm telling everybody, yeah, this girl just

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<v Speaker 1>got a raise.

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<v Speaker 2>But there wasn't a lie.

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<v Speaker 8>There's a serious and.

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<v Speaker 1>To get you guys, that was fun for Nathan and

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<v Speaker 1>Meghan for the first two or three bars. After that,

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't remember a whole lot except that he spent

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<v Speaker 1>the night at her place on the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can't believe they ordered drunk sushi.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not drunk nachos.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an intoxicated choice. Nathan.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly you had a lot of fun that night. But

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<v Speaker 1>why is it so important that you get in contact

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<v Speaker 1>with Megan again? Because maybe this was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>just like a one night crazy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear she's got money now she's sugar mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're over management now, is that it, Nathan?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, no, no, I just I thought she was

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<v Speaker 5>just really cool to hang out with.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't believe a lot of cool people, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Okay, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of insulting anybody who knows him, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be offended by that. Yeah, maybe not a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of his friends get promoted, so he doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's cool.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's a really sweet sentiment, which you know,

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<v Speaker 6>it's it's hard to be sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>And romantic after a very drunken evening.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, you were drunk, and maybe Meghan can help

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<v Speaker 1>fill in some of the blanks that you have in

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<v Speaker 1>the night so we can figure out what really are

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 6>It's going to be shocking to me that she doesn't

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<v Speaker 6>share something embarrassing that you did.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean you're drunk. You don't remember what

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<v Speaker 2>if she did.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody did something, something happened, and we need to find out.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's dial her. Here we go, hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>is this Meghan?

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<v Speaker 5>Is this she?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Megan?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is jeff from a radio show you might

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<v Speaker 1>be familiar with called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Which called say congratulations, Yeah, we're the big promotions.

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<v Speaker 3>You got promoted at your job.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm so sorry, I'm a little confused. Sorry, where are

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<v Speaker 8>you coming from.

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<v Speaker 1>We're a radio show it's called Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning, and we sometimes reach out to people when

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<v Speaker 1>we hear they got job promotions. Sometimes we also reach

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<v Speaker 1>out when we hear they went on a really great

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you're kind of checking multiple boxes celebrating the job promotion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you fell.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry, I'm a little I'm a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Simplify this for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We heard that you went out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners named Nathan.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh why did you ask?

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<v Speaker 8>Are you serious? Are you guys know him or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he listens to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Nathan is actually the one who told us about your

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<v Speaker 1>promotion and the way you guys celebrated that night.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, oh okay, Well what did he tell you? I'm curious?

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, it's only good things that you sound so nervous.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm shaking. I'm very angry.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, were angry.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know all the details, but we know there

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<v Speaker 1>was a bar crawl that had a lot of free

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<v Speaker 1>drinks ended up at your place.

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<v Speaker 2>But he doesn't remember a lot.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh he doesn't remember. Yeah, okay, I'm not calling him

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<v Speaker 8>back because he ate my goldfish, my pet.

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<v Speaker 3>Actual fish.

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<v Speaker 8>You just said my actual swimming fish. Cleo, gone, I

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<v Speaker 8>thought you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>He said you had sushi.

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<v Speaker 8>No, he told you that we ordered sushi.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, he had like a forty minute conversation about how

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<v Speaker 8>no sushi places were open and none of them even

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<v Speaker 8>deliver here. No, did he tell you that we ordered sushi?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, Well, he said his memory was hazy, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's one of the things he remembered. I'm sorry, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way, there's not even in your drunkest state.

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<v Speaker 6>Is a guy doing something that actually because I coached

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<v Speaker 6>goldfish actually off to.

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<v Speaker 8>I told him I was going to bed. He crashed

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<v Speaker 8>on my couch. The next morning, I wake up, he's

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<v Speaker 8>not there, and I noticed that my goldfish tank near

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<v Speaker 8>the window is completely empty.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, hold up, okay, is.

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<v Speaker 2>It he didn't even do it when you were present.

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<v Speaker 2>He did it after you went to bed.

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't see anything. I didn't hear anything, obviously, like

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<v Speaker 8>fish don't scream, So are you sure, like I've.

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<v Speaker 6>Heard of fish like jumping out of tanks before that happens.

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<v Speaker 8>I looked everywhere. There was no there's no Cleo, she's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>And you don't have a cat a cat, I.

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<v Speaker 8>Have no cat. Cleos was was my only pet.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't Okay, so sad it's we don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>that's what actually happened.

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<v Speaker 3>You said yourself, and you didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't see it, and I didn't hear anything. But

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<v Speaker 8>if there's like a strange man in my apartment and

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<v Speaker 8>he's going on and on about ordering sushi, and I

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<v Speaker 8>wake up and my fish isn't there, what else am

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<v Speaker 8>I face?

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<v Speaker 6>Can you imagine telling your friends my date ate my

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<v Speaker 6>past man.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's try as hard as we can not to

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<v Speaker 1>jump to conclusions here. It's really important we've heard Meghan's

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<v Speaker 1>side of the story. It's really important that we get

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<v Speaker 1>Nathan's side too, because Meghan, he is on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listen number, so she's not afraid Nathan.

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<v Speaker 4>You there?

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, Hi, Yeah, hey Nathan, how's it going. Are you

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<v Speaker 8>feeling energized and fueled from eating my fish?

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<v Speaker 4>Did that happen? I'm like forty percent sure that that.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't success, right, don't finish that.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, look, I don't know if that happened or not,

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<v Speaker 4>but like, if it did happen, it's probably because you

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<v Speaker 4>got that promotion. We got all those free drinks, so

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<v Speaker 4>that is rich.

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<v Speaker 8>You are blaming me because you got so shape you

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<v Speaker 8>ate my fish?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, look, I don't really know if I want

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<v Speaker 4>to take the wraps for something. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>I really did or not. You know, at the end

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<v Speaker 4>of the day, you could have been in it.

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<v Speaker 8>Consider that fish.

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<v Speaker 2>God, the gold fish male situation.

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<v Speaker 6>Why are you jumping to like being horrified and really

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<v Speaker 6>sorry right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Confused?

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I don't know what happened that night, okay, but

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<v Speaker 4>all I know is that we have a chance we

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<v Speaker 4>can do a do over.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry about the.

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<v Speaker 6>Off.

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<v Speaker 8>You're a rock or man? Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>He apologized. He admits maybe mistakes have been.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that, he apologized after he blamed me.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'll tell you this, Megan. We've been doing this

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<v Speaker 1>segment for a long time, and in the history of it,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had four people get married after one person ate

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<v Speaker 1>the other person's pet. You could be lucky number five, the.

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<v Speaker 6>First time we've had anyone ever eat another person's pet.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's a cool way to meet.

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<v Speaker 3>A story for the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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<v Speaker 8>If there ever was offially the worst date I've ever

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<v Speaker 8>been on.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you can't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say that until you go on one more

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<v Speaker 1>date and give him the chance to lower the bar

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<v Speaker 1>even far.

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<v Speaker 3>That's gonna be a funny wedding.

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<v Speaker 8>It'd be good because the only other thing I don't

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<v Speaker 8>want to be eaten personally.

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<v Speaker 6>No, he can bring you a new fish.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a better idea, alexis let's send them to

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<v Speaker 1>a place that actually serves up sushi for real.

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<v Speaker 8>Traumatic.

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<v Speaker 3>The right way.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, we'll do a Chloe No, just a normal first

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<v Speaker 7>day without all the heavy drinking, and you guys can

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<v Speaker 7>give it a redo.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm actually horrified that you suggested that you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff stands on his own on that one. That was

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<v Speaker 2>all this idea.

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<v Speaker 1>We do not endorse it, And fine, you're right. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little bit insensitive to Leo. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to step away now. I'm done defending the listeners. Nathan,

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<v Speaker 1>you have one final chance to win Megan over.

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead, Megan, would you like to hang out again?

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<v Speaker 3>To the point.

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<v Speaker 4>You should have reapologized first, look, there's really no truth

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<v Speaker 4>that I did that. If you want to hang out again, though.

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<v Speaker 2>What would the proof be that even grow? Oh sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, Nathan. It's sounding like it's a no.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to take a break from drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need a break from drinking. She needs a

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<v Speaker 4>break from getting promoted.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that'll teach you.

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<v Speaker 8>Megan's Yeah, maybe I'll learn my.

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<v Speaker 3>Lesson Finallyokie, Jeffrey in the morning. This does not happen

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<v Speaker 3>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>But after we recorded that segment, a half hour later,

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<v Speaker 1>our producer got an email from Nathan. From Nathan's email says, quote,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that went well.

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<v Speaker 2>It took us a half an hour. She sattled that

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<v Speaker 2>for a half an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>OKA not sure if he'd been drinking during the phone

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<v Speaker 1>call with us. Maybe he's just starting to sober up

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<v Speaker 1>and figure out what happened. Yeah, why do I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we're definitely gonna hear from Nathan again, though someday soon.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean please, if you have any larger pets, do

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<v Speaker 6>not go out with anyone named.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's hard to come back after being accused of

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<v Speaker 1>eating your date's pet. Yeah, tough hole to climb out

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<v Speaker 1>of there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's rough when you you burp off a little lizard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's lessons to be learned from every single call

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<v Speaker 1>that we do email the show. We'll call that person

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<v Speaker 1>who's not calling you back and go check out all

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<v Speaker 1>of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,