Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh, I see you? Why and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, lost cultures calling.
Speaker 1: There's pizzas a little bit elongated, and I called the verve.
Speaker 1: But there's pizzazz and verve to that, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was um, I was seeing because actually it's been
Speaker 1: a little bit of a time since we last recorded.
Speaker 1: It has been and that's only because we recorded so
Speaker 1: many episodes in Los Angeles. We hope everyone enjoyed. Very
Speaker 1: prateful June. Yes, let us know what you thought. You know,
Speaker 1: I liked the cadence a little bit. I loved it,
Speaker 1: and I was seeing. I wonder if we are on
Speaker 1: the same wavelength still, And guess what we are, baby.
Speaker 1: We elongated when I elunged it, and we felt that,
Speaker 1: we felt the verve and we swerved and I am
Speaker 1: feeling still the spirit of pride throughout of July, all
Speaker 1: of July. Okay, so let's six ended. Let's let's just
Speaker 1: keep keep celebrating pride. You know what, I celebrate pride
Speaker 1: every single day. And I'm let me ask, I'm gay. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so this is I'm Barbara Walter. Is your Oprah?
Speaker 1: When she's talking about Gail, and I'm gonna ask you
Speaker 1: the question, why are you crying? O? My god, imagine
Speaker 1: if Oprah said she was gay? I almost just said
Speaker 1: I'm gay. And then I thought of Oprah saying that
Speaker 1: she was gay, and like, what a moment. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? You're talking about the time
Speaker 1: part with Gail? The Gail. She is the mother, the
Speaker 1: mother I never had, the sister that anyone would want,
Speaker 1: and the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a
Speaker 1: better person. I don't know a better person. And then
Speaker 1: Barbara Walcher says why are you crying? And says, because
Speaker 1: I haven't told her that enough. It's not beautiful. See.
Speaker 1: And then you know, Oprah is heartwarming and that's actually
Speaker 1: a little culture number fifty is heart warming, heartwarming. Bit
Speaker 1: you know who is a heartwarming? Bitch? I have a
Speaker 1: feeling I know who You're going to say? What's our guests? Why?
Speaker 1: Because I knew it was going to be a segue? Bugo,
Speaker 1: this is another two time your baby? Have I ever
Speaker 1: told you about my impression of our guests that I did? No?
Speaker 1: Can we can do well? I am the Caroline Ray
Speaker 1: of her show Vernett right at Club coming. And what
Speaker 1: I mean by the Caroline Ray is I always fill
Speaker 1: in whenever Rosey o'donald right right right, she'sine. And so
Speaker 1: the first day I host, I was going to host
Speaker 1: with Henry also present. Very soon. He's chomping at the
Speaker 1: bit to speak. We did an Instagram story that was
Speaker 1: a Catherine Cohen character, I love, I love, I remember that.
Speaker 1: That was a great promo. It was good. I mean,
Speaker 1: guess what it was a hot house. That was a
Speaker 1: hot house house that night. Let's go through the credit show.
Speaker 1: She is one of the co hosts of It's a
Speaker 1: Guy Thing, long running staple show in Brooklyn, one of
Speaker 1: the biggest, biggest shows, one of the biggest shows, one
Speaker 1: of the biggest shows, truly co host with me, Drew Harry,
Speaker 1: Patty Harrison. All the industry talk about it, all the
Speaker 1: industry talk about it. Of course, um. She is one
Speaker 1: of the auteurs behind Turner Master's Memory Hospital, Forever Dogs
Speaker 1: only one of Forever Dogs only scripted podcasts, and she's
Speaker 1: debuting a new podcast on the network. And this point
Speaker 1: of saying, can't believe because of because of our co
Speaker 1: host at this point it should be how please go
Speaker 1: listen to it. It is Seek Treatment with Cat and Pat.
Speaker 1: Oh Baby I with Pat re again. I love this
Speaker 1: show already. We're recording this before it's coming out, but
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna love it. And also we should
Speaker 1: say I just plugged, but we should replug because it
Speaker 1: is my favorite show in New York City Club coming
Speaker 1: every Wednesday, formerly Eastern Block, but now it's Act. It's
Speaker 1: such a it was a prodigal return. She's back and
Speaker 1: she's bigger and badder than ever. And of course please
Speaker 1: go see her show at Joe's Pub. It's sold out
Speaker 1: in June, but she's performing again July thirty one. The twist,
Speaker 1: She's gorgeous. Matt has a pitch for a retitle, No
Speaker 1: I have I have a pitch for a retitle of
Speaker 1: Joe's Pub, of Joe's pep okay, let's get to this.
Speaker 1: After we introduced our guest, please welcome, I'm also saying
Speaker 1: who else is also here? And Henry? Hello? You two?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow you here? You both are are. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. We talked about how last time we
Speaker 1: did an episode with you, unfortunately we were running late
Speaker 1: to the recording sash and it created an anxious atmosphere
Speaker 1: and only fifty nine minutes, and it was a protracted episode.
Speaker 1: And do you know what I remember about that session?
Speaker 1: What I was wearing jeans? And I don't wear jeans,
Speaker 1: And what are you wearing? Well, I must tell the listens.
Speaker 1: I ran here, that's right, all right? And yes, my
Speaker 1: home in South Brooklyn. We are recording in North Brooklyn. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I'm wearing a lulu head to Tolulu. Dare you
Speaker 1: not even one outdoor voices piece? Never? Whatever, never, whatever, whatever?
Speaker 1: What was the duration of the rum? Oh forty five minutes?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Do you know that? Now you and
Speaker 1: Henry have that in common. They run for a long time.
Speaker 1: You know why. I like to go a long time,
Speaker 1: treating myself like ship and then to sort of like
Speaker 1: take that back. I just ruined my life. Yes, honey,
Speaker 1: Greek yogurt for breakfast. Yes, yes, yes, I usually will
Speaker 1: run a very short distance, very hard, which is a
Speaker 1: workouts a sprinter. That's a great workout. It's a spread,
Speaker 1: not not a marathon. It's a spread. It's famously a sprint,
Speaker 1: not of Now let's get to this Joe's pub retitle.
Speaker 1: I think that when you host the show. It should
Speaker 1: be called hose what lub. I wasn't expecting the hub
Speaker 1: hub like hose hub like the hub, Bro, the hose
Speaker 1: go right right every home. I spoke, I'm a huh,
Speaker 1: take back the word the word I am the hole. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I have these like lcoras where it's like hosts and
Speaker 1: it's like hose. You've been saying in this new one today,
Speaker 1: Tuta free or whatever you le tuta are you guys
Speaker 1: bringing out of me? It's I think we have tiedle
Speaker 1: of that already. What a record already within the first
Speaker 1: few minutes. Well, Lulu, because of the endorphins that are circulating. Yea,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're bro. Often that will happen, you know.
Speaker 1: Bone and I went to go do sol cycle yesterday,
Speaker 1: so cycle I have a canker sore, so I'm really
Speaker 1: having a hard time. I always have cankass. The class, well,
Speaker 1: it was fabulous, Marie La. Of course, our dear friend
Speaker 1: was running the class, but they had a technical difficulty
Speaker 1: in the a C. When out, Honey, and when I
Speaker 1: told you it was a hot box, it was a
Speaker 1: hot ho hub. The mirror, every single mirror was glazed,
Speaker 1: humidity was condensation, everywhere, and you could fucking do the
Speaker 1: whole car sex scene reenactment from Titanic if you wanted
Speaker 1: to bed every night in my dreams, I have a
Speaker 1: c though. I went to finn class in college, and
Speaker 1: I'm as if I was in the famous movie I
Speaker 1: Feel Pretty My seat fell down? Class? Did you hit
Speaker 1: your head and become written and believe in myself? For
Speaker 1: the record, I loved the film and I won't argue
Speaker 1: about it with anyone I saw up For a minute,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'd be into that. I had
Speaker 1: the t O m L my life. I thought it
Speaker 1: was hilarious, love jo a minute of it. Anyways, I
Speaker 1: fell and hurt my voo because THEO is the first
Speaker 1: thing that goes voo. Hit the seat, But what part
Speaker 1: of the voo? The whole damn not even localized voo
Speaker 1: with the global global Oh my god, that feeling. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not even a role what do you mean le?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is the vibe that we want. Though,
Speaker 1: I just did a performance at Joe's Pub and Catherine
Speaker 1: Cole was also on the bill, and so I went
Speaker 1: out into the audience to watch her, and she described
Speaker 1: Joe's Pub as isn't this heavn I loved that? I
Speaker 1: love one. A word takes a turn? Isn't this hen Henry? Henry,
Speaker 1: what do you think of all this this slang that
Speaker 1: these new mentions of the words. Having spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time around both Matt and Catherine, I'm quite to it.
Speaker 1: We want and can we share about our performance on Thursday?
Speaker 1: I was texting Henry because we're gonna be performing with
Speaker 1: Countess Lue. You are doing that on Thursday. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to do a number. Him saving what should we do?
Speaker 1: And he goes, whatever will make you the most, googo,
Speaker 1: Lulu loves beautiful. I know it's my god. I have
Speaker 1: two words. I'm sitting with two words. Smiths well, I
Speaker 1: frequently want to make up a word, Henry and I
Speaker 1: frequently will make Henry and I just received them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never made one up. I'm comfortable just sitting back.
Speaker 1: I was because they were talking about yes of corks
Speaker 1: before we had recorded. I was saying, my only contribution is, oh,
Speaker 1: my gox, even that's not going to catch on. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's my role here. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. They're in every relationship there is the gardener
Speaker 1: and there's the garden. Oh my god. In my relationship,
Speaker 1: I'm the garden. We explain um different saying that my
Speaker 1: boyfriend literally takes care of me because I'm a child.
Speaker 1: And by the way, boyfriend, thank you, Steven. He's a
Speaker 1: wonderful man, wonder from And can I tell you something.
Speaker 1: I can wear a hat, I can where, can wear anything.
Speaker 1: He's a male model, male model, great eyes, good facial hair,
Speaker 1: and a kind voice, grand voice and good height and
Speaker 1: patient temperament. I love to objectify him. And he's always wonderful.
Speaker 1: And he's a talented comedian. So funny. So smart Um
Speaker 1: directed My Joe's pub show. Now talk about talk about
Speaker 1: the Hot Hub show. It was a dream come true. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do a show there since I was
Speaker 1: in high school watching clips on YouTube and Henry and
Speaker 1: I finally got to take the stage on Thursday. My
Speaker 1: parents were there, um, so they heard a lot about me.
Speaker 1: The gates were out and they heard a lot about
Speaker 1: I was Pride Weekend and I celebrated after the show.
Speaker 1: Well you kicked off Pride Weekend. I did, and the
Speaker 1: government asked me to do that. Thank Governor. The current
Speaker 1: government was like, they're very familiar with my right, right.
Speaker 1: I will congratulations first of all, because it was it
Speaker 1: was very much an event, and I'm so sorry we
Speaker 1: couldn't make it, but we will be. I'm coming on.
Speaker 1: I can't wait now, I think because I I received
Speaker 1: a text from someone saying the gays are here. Of
Speaker 1: course they were there. Well I know, but I just
Speaker 1: want I want Catherine to speak on, to have to
Speaker 1: give a little voice over on the ways in which
Speaker 1: she's able to cultivate this very tough, this very tough
Speaker 1: fan base. Oh my god, yeah, they are animals. How
Speaker 1: how do you keep us, you know, in line? How
Speaker 1: do you feed the boys? How do you feed us boys?
Speaker 1: I sprinkle that bread. I just bring the fun and
Speaker 1: and that's what they love each other. It's mutual. Honestly,
Speaker 1: does feel like like we're all there, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I think it's beautiful, the community. We're a
Speaker 1: part of it. I feel so lucky every day. That
Speaker 1: is real, do you say, Henry? Yeah? And I have
Speaker 1: thought about it, like why do gay people love Katherine
Speaker 1: so much? Like and like because I do too, obviously,
Speaker 1: And it's it's like this undefinedble You're so it's a
Speaker 1: specially unique thing about you. Like you know, there are
Speaker 1: many gay icons, but there you are a specific type
Speaker 1: of one that hasn't been hasn't been created yet except
Speaker 1: for you. Thank you. Oh my God. Well, to quote
Speaker 1: my parents after they met all my friends and came here,
Speaker 1: is everyone in New York gay? It feels that it
Speaker 1: feels like everyone in the world is gay? Isn't it
Speaker 1: feeling like like now lately I've just been I'll appear
Speaker 1: on stage and I'll just be like it will go
Speaker 1: rule like and i just be like very like me
Speaker 1: at my true base, and I'm like, wow, am I
Speaker 1: like truly spoiled? Or is all the world turning gay?
Speaker 1: Because now I feel like I could go on any
Speaker 1: stage and just like like my my thing and it's
Speaker 1: it's fine. Whereas like sometimes I'm like, maybe I need
Speaker 1: to go and throw myself in front of a straight
Speaker 1: audience to like see what's what. I did that recently
Speaker 1: with a series of shows at Carolines when Reductress did
Speaker 1: all those shows a very time square audience, and it
Speaker 1: really took me by surprise. Like the first show, I
Speaker 1: was like I bombed, but then I adapted and I
Speaker 1: just at the end, I managed to win some of
Speaker 1: them over. I think, but that is that is that
Speaker 1: is an exercise. Because Pat was saying this to your
Speaker 1: co host, Like I saw him last week and he
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I did a show with carolines aboumbed
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, you didn't like or it's
Speaker 1: just whatever, it doesn't matter. But if you did, then
Speaker 1: like that is that is a way for you to
Speaker 1: like you take that with you and like figure out
Speaker 1: not you don't change anything about yourself, but you just
Speaker 1: you know what to expect in the future. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of times at club coming, I can
Speaker 1: get up on stage and literally be like Loosa's Susa
Speaker 1: and everyone's like Caroline and like I should really learn
Speaker 1: how to write a joke. So then I went home
Speaker 1: and I wrote a bunch of stuff and I was like, God,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking amazing. I think that's a certain kind of
Speaker 1: performer that is always going to say afterwards like oh no,
Speaker 1: like I bombed. Like I'm noticing that about certain people,
Speaker 1: like no matter what, I feel like they are always
Speaker 1: going to say when they get off stage, like I bombed,
Speaker 1: that was horrible, even if it wasn't like they just
Speaker 1: can't understand when it was good, whereas like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I always feel like after I come off stage and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, had fun, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like maybe that makes me not discerning, but often, like
Speaker 1: I do think Pat is one of them. When he
Speaker 1: comes off he talked, maybe he comes off stage and
Speaker 1: oftentimes it's like, no, are you like that are critical? Henry?
Speaker 1: What do you think? After the Joe's Pub show, We're
Speaker 1: both were like just kind of in a daze and
Speaker 1: like was that good? We were like asking each other
Speaker 1: if we thought it was good, because it was just
Speaker 1: such a weird experience being in a bigger room with
Speaker 1: a band and everything. But then after the show everyone
Speaker 1: confirmed that it was. Of course, there sometimes when I
Speaker 1: get off and I'm like, I killed, no doubt, and
Speaker 1: when it isn't that extreme that I'm like, oh I
Speaker 1: wish I I'm very hard on myself. Yeah yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: Oh my god, distress. She did kill the town. The
Speaker 1: town was buzzing, the trades were traded. But I truly
Speaker 1: sometimes just enter a blackout when I'm on stage. Yes,
Speaker 1: what is that? Let's unpack that, because I've been going
Speaker 1: through this too. And I don't really don't know what
Speaker 1: it is talk to me. It's usually when it's like
Speaker 1: a high stake situation. Um, I feel like I've underprepared.
Speaker 1: I go on stage and I'm just so in it
Speaker 1: for the first time that I think, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is this is going terribly no matter no matter what,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm sure that's not the case. I think,
Speaker 1: you know what, anytime I feel like I didn't do well,
Speaker 1: I there have There have not been very many times
Speaker 1: when people have been able to talk me down and
Speaker 1: be like, no, that was actually fine. I'm always like
Speaker 1: steadfast in my thing of like, no, I was terrible,
Speaker 1: I'm not a good performer, was terrible, or like could
Speaker 1: have done better. I could have done better, for sure,
Speaker 1: But I don't know, Like, what is it for you?
Speaker 1: What's your experience with that? If I'm really nervous, if
Speaker 1: I'm at a big gig, I'll be doing my thing.
Speaker 1: But while I'm doing it, I'm thinking, Okay, you're doing it,
Speaker 1: this is happening to you. This is your life. You're
Speaker 1: doing the big show. Keep going. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: because don't you ever see yourself like while you're doing
Speaker 1: that and think, oh my god, how annoying, Like no
Speaker 1: one wants to hear about how bad that they Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I keep it to myself now, I keep
Speaker 1: it to myself. Now, I'm like, no one wants to
Speaker 1: hear about me complaining about my like this opportunity that
Speaker 1: I have, I actually can't keep anything inside. So if
Speaker 1: I have a glimmer of a feeling, everyone I know
Speaker 1: is going to know about it. And that is for
Speaker 1: better and mostly for worse. I am the same. I
Speaker 1: am the same. Yeah, we're very similar. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we are very similar. I think that me and Catherine
Speaker 1: are very similar. I think we're very similar ven diagram.
Speaker 1: I think we are a ven diagram. I think we
Speaker 1: are the middle part of the event diagram. You know
Speaker 1: where it meets if you would to dress circle once,
Speaker 1: says Katherine, went says mad. There's that section in the
Speaker 1: middle where the cross over. That section is very big.
Speaker 1: Oftentimes Henry is in the middle of that circle. And
Speaker 1: as he is there on the piano, I think this
Speaker 1: is speaking of Henry. Henry, he just had quite the experience.
Speaker 1: Oh I want to hear about it. Oh you did
Speaker 1: a gig with Neo Patrick. Yeah, there's not much to say.
Speaker 1: It was a corporate Jeff Peanut Butter sold out. Jeff
Speaker 1: Peanut Butter has Neil Patrick Harris money. Yeah, they yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they're huge. Um yeah, and well and I
Speaker 1: think Jeff is owned by a bigger company. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I heard the name and it sounded familiar. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a Jeff. They launched a new product. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it was basically a granola bar with Jif peanut butter
Speaker 1: in it. And imagine it was lube. Wait, how funny
Speaker 1: would it be if Jeff came out with lube Jeffy
Speaker 1: lube one more time, Jeff Lube. I think it will
Speaker 1: be funny if the peanut butter company came out with
Speaker 1: lubricant for sex. Now, Henry, did you you played for
Speaker 1: Neil or what did you play for? Just the music
Speaker 1: groups so O s F G which Yeah, Becky Coin,
Speaker 1: Sam Reis and the boys who are all great, the
Speaker 1: Nameless Boy do we have time to say four names?
Speaker 1: I love all of those people. They're all the sweetest
Speaker 1: people ever, and they're so funny and so they people
Speaker 1: on Facebook Live would like send in situations that are
Speaker 1: tough with like being parents, like kids not going to
Speaker 1: bed or whatever, and then Neil Patrick Harris would uh
Speaker 1: pretend to say something about his kids that he can
Speaker 1: relate with, and then O s F you G would
Speaker 1: improvise the scene and Neil would interject scoring all of it. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's fine, it was real. They did an amazing job. Actually,
Speaker 1: so it was improvisation. It was improvisation. And Neil had
Speaker 1: Nilka to play, to play that that's fine, and he
Speaker 1: was really nice. That's good. That's good, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know we were telling Henry before we
Speaker 1: went on we record, you know, we have our we
Speaker 1: have our stances on Neil here famously called him a
Speaker 1: hello milady gay. Absolutely, that's who he is, and people
Speaker 1: on Twitter were very confused, like what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? I'm like, it's he's like hello,
Speaker 1: It's implicit. The meeting is implicit. And for me, he
Speaker 1: is a board game. That is a worse insult. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to be a board game. No, I mean, so a
Speaker 1: lot of people have fun with you. It's just that
Speaker 1: you know that you have to bring you out. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's how you write a joke, honey, taking notes, Catherine,
Speaker 1: I was I was looking at Catherine direction. I was saying,
Speaker 1: I was saying to the listeners, and that's how you write.
Speaker 1: I do need to learn how to write. Wait, I
Speaker 1: need to talk about I need to talk about an
Speaker 1: event that I went to. I was it was not
Speaker 1: we need to hear about the gig there like Henry
Speaker 1: Digg at this at this JIFF event. I went to
Speaker 1: the Jimmy Awards the National High School Musical Theater. Where's
Speaker 1: now By the time this comes out, this a lot
Speaker 1: of have been a month old, but it's to fresh
Speaker 1: in my memory right now. It is the next day.
Speaker 1: This is the day after the Jimmy's um. First of all,
Speaker 1: Laura but Nanty hosted. She was glamor and I mean
Speaker 1: she looks great, yes, but she is She's one of us,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? She gets its, woman
Speaker 1: who gets She's a woman who gets it. She jokes.
Speaker 1: She was so charming, just like get her to host
Speaker 1: the fucking Oscar She would nail it. I puscars even films. Honey.
Speaker 1: She was coming up with her own jokes just on
Speaker 1: the fly. So so good. Um and so anyway, it's
Speaker 1: they pick eighty high school students musical theater students mostly
Speaker 1: from public schools, not a lot of performing performing arts
Speaker 1: high schools, um interestingly, but it's eighty kids. Um. And
Speaker 1: then they all have to place. They have to win
Speaker 1: a regional award and these are like legit regional awards,
Speaker 1: that's how you qualify. Um. But then they spend they
Speaker 1: basically spend a week at m y U at New
Speaker 1: Studio on Broadway, thank you God, living in the fucking
Speaker 1: dorms liv um, working with you know, working with the
Speaker 1: people at New Studio on Broadway. But anyway, it's a
Speaker 1: thrilling award show. UM, so good. I have to tell
Speaker 1: you about one moment. Come on. So they divided it
Speaker 1: up where um, it's forty kids who who do like
Speaker 1: musical medley's from the roles that they won their regional
Speaker 1: awards with. But then they did for another forty person.
Speaker 1: This is like the JV squad. They got these forty
Speaker 1: kids to do this like tribute to Disney Theatrical Productions,
Speaker 1: and it was just a medley of Disney commercialization. It
Speaker 1: was the most corporate funck nonsense. It was terrible. It
Speaker 1: was like these poor kids have to read off this
Speaker 1: like copy for the biggest corporation in the fucking world.
Speaker 1: I think they loved well, no, I mean these sweet heads,
Speaker 1: like the last stage, you were like, oh, that one's gay.
Speaker 1: It was, I mean most of them, but like, but
Speaker 1: this is an example of the copy. Okay, like at
Speaker 1: the end, like it all leads, it all builds up to,
Speaker 1: like it goes to the timeline of Disney things on Broadway,
Speaker 1: and then it ends with this one kid just like
Speaker 1: standing up and saying it maybe summer in New York City,
Speaker 1: but on Broadway everything's for rozen. And then they say
Speaker 1: it was that kind of thing where it was like
Speaker 1: and then like, oh, my god it was. And then
Speaker 1: they did my god, he delivered it. They did. They
Speaker 1: even talked about King David or I eat or something,
Speaker 1: and they were like um. And then this one sweet
Speaker 1: girl was like, um and I eat her or Keen David.
Speaker 1: I might be mixing them up. I may be complaining them.
Speaker 1: She goes and I eat A musicalized the stories of
Speaker 1: soldiers and slaves like that was was the situation. But
Speaker 1: this is the moment that was like a star making
Speaker 1: moment for this one girl. Her name is Sabrina Astoll.
Speaker 1: Remember that name, Sabrina astoll. Okay, so oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: where do I even begin? So they got they get
Speaker 1: to the Mary Poppins part where they talk about the
Speaker 1: Mary Poppins musical and she gets up and she has
Speaker 1: a speech part where she's come and like you like
Speaker 1: she's nervous, and she's this gorgeous, thin blonde girl, like
Speaker 1: fully developed, and she's like it's just just just like
Speaker 1: like textbook on Gino and she's but she's nervous, she's terrified.
Speaker 1: She's she's at the min Scoff Theater. She's at the
Speaker 1: Jimmy's Bitch is the biggest her her copy of something
Speaker 1: like what's supposed to be something like Mary Poppins and
Speaker 1: written by George George George Clooney follows No follows Mary Poppinson,
Speaker 1: George George clo and Jora and then she and then
Speaker 1: she just gives up and she goes, George Clooney, you
Speaker 1: you can watch this back. It is on the internet.
Speaker 1: And then and then like everyone's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this poor girl. And then so then the thing ends,
Speaker 1: and then that's intermission, and then after intermission is when
Speaker 1: the judges. The judges are supposed to pick out the
Speaker 1: eight finalists, four from each gender from the two genders
Speaker 1: to move on to the final round. To the final round,
Speaker 1: and one of them is picked from the g and
Speaker 1: three of them are picked from like the Medley group.
Speaker 1: One of them is fixed round the JV group. So
Speaker 1: then the announced, and then Laura Bonanty and Matt is
Speaker 1: losing it well me Brandon's got Jones and old Kimbost
Speaker 1: are dying. We're up in the mezzanine word I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of you guys hearing. We were freaking out. We were like,
Speaker 1: imagine if George Colonia wrote and then knew it was
Speaker 1: knew it was wrong, she kept it and in fact
Speaker 1: not at least she keep returning to it. It was
Speaker 1: her fucking sign off. She said the word, she said
Speaker 1: the name George, and then she was like Clooney, okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then intermission. Everyone's talking about an intermission like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that poor girl. And then and the
Speaker 1: second act begins. Lord Vanni comes back on stage and goes,
Speaker 1: I just have to let everybody know that George Clooney
Speaker 1: was not involved in the making of Mary Pommins like
Speaker 1: handle SOA was so funny about it. Um And then
Speaker 1: they bring out all the kids, all eighty kids, to
Speaker 1: announce who the finalists are. The eight finalists are for
Speaker 1: four girls, four boys, and then um, they announced three
Speaker 1: girls and then guess who they fucking announced Sabrina. The
Speaker 1: judging is based on the performances from the day before
Speaker 1: that we're not open to the public, so these so
Speaker 1: these four people. So then these analists end up doing solos,
Speaker 1: and then she goes up on stage and then so
Speaker 1: then so then when she must have been when she
Speaker 1: when she when when it was announced that she was
Speaker 1: the finalist, everyone freaks out, like Joel Brandon, m PSJ
Speaker 1: and now were like she was like a icon now
Speaker 1: because at intermission I was like that poor girl. But
Speaker 1: then Brandon goes, oh, she'll be fine, She's gonna be
Speaker 1: fucking famous tomorrow, Like she'll she'll have no problem, Like
Speaker 1: she's going to be a star. What happened? So then
Speaker 1: so then when she's announced, like it's it's a beautiful moment.
Speaker 1: Everyone in theaters freaking out. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's a finalist, Sabrina. And then and then Laura and
Speaker 1: Anti goes Sabrina. George Clooney would be so proud right
Speaker 1: now like it got a big laugh. But then she
Speaker 1: went up and sang um that one song from Sister
Speaker 1: act Um. But she was incredible, she was, she was,
Speaker 1: but she was fucking phenomenal. She she did not when
Speaker 1: she lost to this girl who did her renew wrap,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I know these names, but there were
Speaker 1: the stars of tomorrow. But um, anyway, she lost, but
Speaker 1: she was close. She she was like real close together
Speaker 1: and she was incredible. And I think Joel Joelan Bradon
Speaker 1: took a picture with her at the after party. But
Speaker 1: this is all to say what I would have given
Speaker 1: to like this. It was it's only its tenth year.
Speaker 1: I would have given everything to have had something like that,
Speaker 1: just to watch. I'm about to blow your mind, don't
Speaker 1: you know this? No Hill, my little brother went to
Speaker 1: the Jimmy's Wait seriously, my brother Billy Cohen, Billy Billy
Speaker 1: Cohen was to nominate at the Jimmy and Dirty Rotten
Speaker 1: Scoundrels at Episcopal High School in Houston, Texas. Here did
Speaker 1: he do it? He must have done it. So I
Speaker 1: went and I was, oh my god, I think I
Speaker 1: was a sophomore junior in college, like yesterday. It must
Speaker 1: have been like two thousand. Oh my god, so cool, Billy.
Speaker 1: So the whole family went. It was so so fun,
Speaker 1: and they followed his journey on the show called PBS
Speaker 1: Broadway Bound or something. Oh my god, should ask Joel
Speaker 1: because he's watched that a yes, So we went and
Speaker 1: it was so fun and it's a beautiful thing. The
Speaker 1: Disney thing reminded me. So. The thing that takes you
Speaker 1: to the Jimmys when you're from Houston is called the
Speaker 1: Tommy tun Awards. And when my junior year, they pick
Speaker 1: two people from every school to do like a big
Speaker 1: opening number. And I got to do it, and it
Speaker 1: was an original song written for it, and the song
Speaker 1: was I'll never forget it. Ready do it? Keep your
Speaker 1: eyes eyes on the goal, Just keep your eyes on
Speaker 1: the goal. If you play the part that's written in
Speaker 1: your heart, we'll learn together and we'll grow. Keep you
Speaker 1: will grow. It sounds like I'm just deep in the
Speaker 1: Jimmy community. And Catherine famously has has her brother Billy Cohen,
Speaker 1: who's so handsome and hunk. You make your scream, He'll
Speaker 1: make you screens. Gonna be a big star, baby, remember
Speaker 1: the name. Well, the Cohen's Are the Star Stars Out?
Speaker 1: Would you ever think of doing a full length show
Speaker 1: with your brother? Oh my god, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it would be like? And you don't know what you're
Speaker 1: because he's more he doesn't do comedy right, No, right now,
Speaker 1: he's just been He's an actor musician, so he does lots.
Speaker 1: He did a production of ones. He does like what
Speaker 1: he's doing. The guitar, the drums, the singing um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd be funny just singing together one day. That's like
Speaker 1: my parents dream, right, I'm sure And you don't and
Speaker 1: you don't know yet. With siblings, it's tough to know
Speaker 1: what that creative relationship is like because maybe that's something
Speaker 1: you've never explored. Maybe and listen to No, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking because I'm such a nightmare, Like maybe
Speaker 1: you would want to work with I think he would? Would?
Speaker 1: I think I want my sister to write me a song.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. My sister was a fucking songwriter
Speaker 1: back in her day. She was the one who was
Speaker 1: always like she like if this, if you can believe this.
Speaker 1: She was very much like a Matt Rodgers to my
Speaker 1: bow and ying now like the dynamic that we have.
Speaker 1: But she was like the you. She was the one
Speaker 1: who would be like, Okay, we're doing a fucking talk show.
Speaker 1: Get ready. That was me in my own home as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an older child than the older child. Did you
Speaker 1: make Billy perform? Oh yeah we did. We did lots.
Speaker 1: And we have another brother too, named Charlie who can
Speaker 1: also sing. Really it's sucking Von Trapp and he's yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not really a performer now, but he's he's dabbled
Speaker 1: for sure. And you can't talk about the Von Trapps
Speaker 1: without talking about the Copersky You know, the Three Coppersky Boys.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite videos is the Three Coppersky Boys
Speaker 1: singing Here Comes the Sun on the piano found on
Speaker 1: my Instagram with my full name right, he's every time
Speaker 1: he comes in here. He is trying to get those
Speaker 1: Instagram followers at Henry copers his full name. As he'll
Speaker 1: tell you, I think I support it. There's well Thursday
Speaker 1: for followers. We have to talk about something about the brothers.
Speaker 1: Did you see Sam's latest comment on my and stuff? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Sam Coperski again another hot honky brother will make
Speaker 1: you scream. Sam's obsessed with me. I folsted a photo
Speaker 1: of me and like this cute jumpsuits, singing as I
Speaker 1: do almost daily. He comments, oh, mommy heart Wait wait
Speaker 1: was it heart eyes or fire? I thought I sent?
Speaker 1: I thought I tagged you, Sam. I saw you commenting
Speaker 1: on his thing, saying I was waiting for you. Sam. Yes,
Speaker 1: so that happened. First cat, you're playing with you, You're
Speaker 1: playing with fire and playing with five, he said, mommy
Speaker 1: heart eyes. Whoa you got? His Instagram handles his full
Speaker 1: name too, and he loves gay followers, which most of
Speaker 1: his followers. He did a cover of my song be
Speaker 1: a Bit to your Closest friends as Pride. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that when we found that and he did not
Speaker 1: tag Matt he had it. We found it organically. WHOA?
Speaker 1: I think Sam, this is so interesting that Sam loves
Speaker 1: the gay following, because I think Sam is exactly one
Speaker 1: of those straight boys who loves that, who loves the gay,
Speaker 1: who loves the game, right, you know, he follows like
Speaker 1: funny guys and when I get along swimming. At one time,
Speaker 1: my friend he lives in Chicago, and one of my
Speaker 1: close girlfriends with Chicago, and I was like, Sam, why
Speaker 1: don't you hang out with her, and he was like,
Speaker 1: all her friends are gay, and I was like, but
Speaker 1: you love gays. He's like, not these ones. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I think I have good company, have good gas.
Speaker 1: Everyone always says that about Henry. He's got good gays.
Speaker 1: You've curated the gays for him. Yeah. Speaking of curation
Speaker 1: and songwriting, and then Jimmie's and musical performance and Catherine,
Speaker 1: I think it's time that we hear a number, and
Speaker 1: I mean a number from the twist. She's gorgeous. Now
Speaker 1: can you tell us about a little bit about the song?
Speaker 1: And you're about to sing? So this is what I
Speaker 1: would call my origin story. This is the opener to
Speaker 1: the show. Comes from a real place. And I don't
Speaker 1: want to say anymore, but can I stand yes? Please?
Speaker 1: When I was a little girl gazing now my window,
Speaker 1: looking at the world, wishing time would just go on
Speaker 1: and on and on and take me to a new
Speaker 1: place where I sing a song and meet a fresh face. Hey,
Speaker 1: how do we find our calling? How do we know
Speaker 1: where we be? Long? If we harbor enough resentiment in
Speaker 1: our teens, we can write I Catching and find it song?
Speaker 1: Oh boys never wanted to kiss me? So now I
Speaker 1: do come and boys never wanted to kiss me, So
Speaker 1: why need you to look at me? Look at me,
Speaker 1: look at me, look at me, look at me, look
Speaker 1: at me, look at me, look at me, at me,
Speaker 1: look at me, look at me, look at me. At me.
Speaker 1: Kristy's less like a hilaria. When I was a tween
Speaker 1: age girl at the big school dance, I placefully graph
Speaker 1: Andrew's hat head away. I franced it was a very
Speaker 1: thing I've seen one of the skinny hot girls do.
Speaker 1: But Andrew was just like, give me my hat back.
Speaker 1: I thought stealing someone's hat was sexy, But now I'm
Speaker 1: singing in a dimly lit bar. Andrew was very fat
Speaker 1: and has a car. Boys never wanted to kiss me,
Speaker 1: So now I do. Come at he don't do it anyway.
Speaker 1: Boys never wanted to kiss me, So why need you
Speaker 1: you You need to look at me, seriously play look
Speaker 1: at you, look at me, look at me, lit me up,
Speaker 1: look at me, look at me, look at me, Lily
Speaker 1: at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 1: Base paste blesh look at bridge. Oh this is healthy.
Speaker 1: What I'm doing is healthy. This is a good way
Speaker 1: to work ship out. Yeah. For the record, I've met
Speaker 1: boys who want to kiss so I'm even monacle. The
Speaker 1: dead came not now, but it's never enough. Boys never
Speaker 1: wanted to kiss me, So now I do comy. I
Speaker 1: need help. Boys never wanted to kiss me. So I
Speaker 1: need all of you to look at me seriously, past again,
Speaker 1: look at me, look at me, look at me, look
Speaker 1: at me, look at you. I'm telling a boy, look
Speaker 1: a look at me, look at me, look at me,
Speaker 1: at bass, at you, and oh my word, I mean
Speaker 1: that is that the moment I heard that the first time?
Speaker 1: When the first time I heard that? Instant classic? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: instant classic? For sure? Should we reset? She can speak
Speaker 1: to us? Stand? Oh you want to stand? Is that weird? No? Stand?
Speaker 1: Do you care? Or do you want to sit and
Speaker 1: be dropped in? I don't care about. Can I get
Speaker 1: a sip of water? We'll do whatever you want. That
Speaker 1: is the vocal stylings of someone who drank for two
Speaker 1: days straight after her show. You sound the phenomenon? Can
Speaker 1: I ask you a question? Boys, we're not giving you attention? Babe?
Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm so magnetic? The boys were
Speaker 1: not giving me a second of their time? Really? No
Speaker 1: boy liked me or showed interest in me until I
Speaker 1: was eighteen? What is okay? Because this is something that
Speaker 1: we is, you know verse, So I could talk about
Speaker 1: this for days. But does like desirability at a young
Speaker 1: age just make you boring? Like is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Where you grow up into like some uncompelling person? Like
Speaker 1: what is that? You think you're magnetic? You think you're
Speaker 1: magnetic because you were not desired because I was always
Speaker 1: trying to get people to like me, trying to get
Speaker 1: laugh because I had plenty of male friends who were
Speaker 1: like flirty with me but wouldn't want anything. I had
Speaker 1: a male friend who would call me every night after
Speaker 1: school to talk. I know what happened to him. He's
Speaker 1: engaged to a woman, to a friend. Come on, I know, hon,
Speaker 1: that is my reality now how I always want to
Speaker 1: talk to you but they don't want to kiss you,
Speaker 1: or then they'll kiss him. They'll be like mm, this
Speaker 1: isn't working. I'm like okay fine, and they're like that's
Speaker 1: because he bite them because I always tell you don't
Speaker 1: bind them them because them with my with my tooth,
Speaker 1: and then I know, but I say, I'm like okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Yeah, Like you know I don't want to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, whatever, you're comfort with it, and then
Speaker 1: they go, but just like, you know, remember me and
Speaker 1: like if you guys want to, if you want to,
Speaker 1: if I can hang out with you guys. Sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's that's the thing that that happens to him,
Speaker 1: which I hate, which I'm like, no, is when they
Speaker 1: want to be in the comedy community, just ask just
Speaker 1: come hang out, like at a show or something I
Speaker 1: just happened. I think like the friend group that all
Speaker 1: of us are part of is so incredible. An outsider
Speaker 1: you'd want in babe, and I would say, I would
Speaker 1: go as far as say that, Madam Bowen are the
Speaker 1: queen Bees. Oh no, no, I don't like that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the queen Bee, not in
Speaker 1: the mean girl culture way, but in a way that
Speaker 1: you bring people together is what I'm saying. Thank you.
Speaker 1: But then I'm not even going to give us that
Speaker 1: credit because we discussed at length last time we were
Speaker 1: here when Larry was in the space, that Henry was
Speaker 1: the clue that that bound Henry is the queen Bee
Speaker 1: in Regina George Way, yes, and he is blonde. You
Speaker 1: don't know. I lived with him for two and a
Speaker 1: half years and we there's a burn book at his apartment.
Speaker 1: It says cruel things about everyone in the comedy community.
Speaker 1: And he does have a hot mom, which could you
Speaker 1: even wait to talk about? Diana Away Diane Penning, famous soprano,
Speaker 1: saying Cabernet, cabaret and just blew the house down like
Speaker 1: it was amazing. It's really special. She she was like,
Speaker 1: she's never been in a gay club before, and so
Speaker 1: then does sing that's beautiful fun. Well how did she feel? What? What?
Speaker 1: How did she think? I warned her. I was like,
Speaker 1: so people will probably like yell things out while you
Speaker 1: are singing and stuff. But she liked it. She She's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I can do that, um, and she loved it. And
Speaker 1: it was really special to like to like have her
Speaker 1: perform on my show. Like growing up, she would like
Speaker 1: have me play like a little Sana Tina on her
Speaker 1: whatever and stuff and come into the stage Sana Tina.
Speaker 1: But it was beautiful to have her for her first
Speaker 1: experience at a gay bar, gay space, to be with
Speaker 1: you for a thing that you were sort of running
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, and I just want to share I
Speaker 1: want to share her like she she's an amazing person,
Speaker 1: amazing musician and uh and I want her to perform
Speaker 1: for the rest of her life. And it gets harder
Speaker 1: the older you get and to book work and stuff
Speaker 1: and stuff. I feel like here she is at Alan
Speaker 1: Cummings Club slaying the house down. Yeah, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. He's such a bitch. He's so mean
Speaker 1: and reis so fucking Yeah. I was really proud of her,
Speaker 1: and I was really and she loved it and felt
Speaker 1: really good about it. Was like the whole room was
Speaker 1: like and she had us in her palm and when
Speaker 1: I finished, tears instant. That was crying. You just don't
Speaker 1: get to hear something like that very often. She's truly talented.
Speaker 1: A voice like that is yeah, other worldly. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: has like I always think of her voice is like
Speaker 1: like glass, like smooth glass, yes, beach glass or something
Speaker 1: like beach Okay, like in Sweetholme, Alabama. One the lightning
Speaker 1: all the time. Why do you think of it? I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why I think about it just because of
Speaker 1: the lightning part. You go, because I love the way
Speaker 1: for this one says the line, So I can kiss
Speaker 1: you anytime yes, I love you know. When I was
Speaker 1: walking here, I was thinking of when I did it
Speaker 1: the first time. And when I was running here, I
Speaker 1: was thinking the first time you guys asked about my
Speaker 1: culture moment, I was like, do I have another answer?
Speaker 1: And I was thinking one of the cultural moments for me.
Speaker 1: Anytime there's a movie, um, a period piece where there's
Speaker 1: sort of big dresses and there's a ball and there's
Speaker 1: a dance and people put their hands up side by
Speaker 1: side and look at each other. Yes, that's that's the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm going to set a film right now, and I
Speaker 1: want to see how you react. Okay, ever after, yes,
Speaker 1: one any kind of like I'm doing a high five
Speaker 1: position right now. But yes, when two high fives meet
Speaker 1: and then there's like a like a like a like
Speaker 1: a slow like spin around each other, we never lose
Speaker 1: icon talk that. Yes, and they had like a koy conversation. Yes, darling, Hi, yeah,
Speaker 1: quite well you look well as well. I'm quite well
Speaker 1: you look well as well. That's why I can't write
Speaker 1: a fucking merchant Ivory movie. Bit Anyways, Rogers and Yang
Speaker 1: are never going to be a Merchant and Ivory. Rodgers
Speaker 1: and Yang, I never heard it like good. People often
Speaker 1: call us Bowen and Matt or Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang,
Speaker 1: but not Rodgers in Yang, which I don't think sounds good.
Speaker 1: That's why we're not writing a musical together just yet. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the I think I think it's the ethnic part throws
Speaker 1: it off. I'm not saying I'm not like it should
Speaker 1: be Yang and Rodgers. No, because it's the Yang it
Speaker 1: should be. Okay. I have a question. I just mentioned
Speaker 1: ever after and I mentioned Reese and Reese Witherspoon Andrew
Speaker 1: Barrymore are both in my coven? Which is five actresses
Speaker 1: that you have that are your rider dies? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What is all your covens? Mine is Reese, Drew, Kirsten Dunst,
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman, and Regina Hall. Okay, those are amazing. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Um um, Okay, I can go down and
Speaker 1: I've skipped some really good ones. Go it's five, Sandra, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's um. Sorry, yours against the two raised Weatherspoon, Drew Barrymore,
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman, Regina Hall, and Kirsten Dunst with Michelle Pfeiffer
Speaker 1: the empress of them all. Okay, so I will also
Speaker 1: share I'll do, Sandra. I'll also share in Kirsten dunst Um,
Speaker 1: do you want to say, um, Rosemary DeWitt, bitch, that's
Speaker 1: not it is not true. I mean I don't because
Speaker 1: now I do, because now I don't want to pick
Speaker 1: the bab the obvious ones. Well come, park Parker definitely
Speaker 1: in the mix for me. Wow, Catherine, I harrh is
Speaker 1: a pretty letter because once you open that door, it's
Speaker 1: a long hallway. Bitch. I think I see a lot.
Speaker 1: Katherine must have been an inspiration. Oh my god, can
Speaker 1: you imagine? You really are? You really are? You're like
Speaker 1: Katherine right harh and Parker posey married And that is
Speaker 1: the best thing I could ever hear. Yeah, you really
Speaker 1: are like them. I can't wait to be in a movie.
Speaker 1: It's like, let's go, let's need who are your influences? Oh? Whoa?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Um what do you love right now? Like?
Speaker 1: What like because you just kind of step into this
Speaker 1: new Katherine. Yeah, it's like two year old thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, you know what I mean? Like what it
Speaker 1: was brewing? Yeah? What edged you into that? Trying to
Speaker 1: think if there's like a moment or an image, It's
Speaker 1: like it's more like a feeling than a person. It's
Speaker 1: like silk. It's the idea of lime green next to
Speaker 1: hot pink, but in a way that's fun. As you can,
Speaker 1: I can I just be annoying and say it's like
Speaker 1: it's like Carol King meets Bridget Everett. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like Bridget, but like a touch wholesome. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's not like she's like shaking your tips in your face,
Speaker 1: in your face, which is Bridgets, like which is Bridget,
Speaker 1: which is like her beautiful fantastic trademark and like what
Speaker 1: a icon. But like with Catherine, it's like it's it's,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's such a cool like convergence of different things.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to the show, got you gotta go
Speaker 1: to the show at hose Hub. Joe's the twist she
Speaker 1: scored just on ly before we get into another song.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take the coven question away from Henry.
Speaker 1: Do you have your coven? I can think of a few.
Speaker 1: My favorite actress in the world is Mary Steinberger and yes,
Speaker 1: you make sense for you. That's beautiful. I could watch
Speaker 1: her do anything like she's my favorite. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: see book Club, No, I haven't yet. She was really
Speaker 1: great in Book Class. She was great in it, and
Speaker 1: she made me cry at the end, which is saying
Speaker 1: something about her acting ability, because the plot line they
Speaker 1: gave her was so she had a terrible plot line,
Speaker 1: but her and even her and stepbrothers I thought was
Speaker 1: so sweet, so nice. My favorite Mary Steinberger am I
Speaker 1: saying her name right. My favorite moment of hers of
Speaker 1: all time is an elf at the end when she
Speaker 1: tries to sing Santa Claus coming to Town and her
Speaker 1: voice cracks and it makes me cry. I've seen that
Speaker 1: movie a billion times. It makes me cry every time
Speaker 1: she goes up for the high part in the bridge
Speaker 1: and she tries but that she recalls your mom, Henry.
Speaker 1: That's why maybe they like you have a similar vibe.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's Mary's. It truly is Mary's
Speaker 1: speaking voice. Even that I think lends her that sweetness,
Speaker 1: that that like, that that watchable quality. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: after dur enthusiasm when she improvises, you really see who
Speaker 1: she is and or I assume who she is. I
Speaker 1: just love her, Yeah. And then I love Corney Cox
Speaker 1: is my favorite. You love you love Corny. I love
Speaker 1: Cougar Town Sugartown was good. Wait, okay, I'm gonna add
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add can Lisa to mine and you have
Speaker 1: worship of the altar of the comeback. Yes, it's truly
Speaker 1: amazing television. I think about it almost every day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the second season, perfect Cry, it was the finale is
Speaker 1: one of the best finalees I've ever takes your breath away.
Speaker 1: Her husband and that it's hot to me. Yeah. His name, Um,
Speaker 1: you know I'm losing his name, but his name is
Speaker 1: Mark in the show. When I see him in anything else,
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's got to me. Yeah, he was. He
Speaker 1: was at he was at Cody b casting with him
Speaker 1: with me once in a waiting room. He seemed nice.
Speaker 1: Him and um, what's his face? John Slattery's wife were
Speaker 1: there together and they were catching up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: these are two John Slattery's wife. Oh from ma F
Speaker 1: She's awesome. Divorce now I love to watch. I like
Speaker 1: divorce to honestly, And I'm going to add Sarah Jessica.
Speaker 1: I love Sarah Jessica. Did you see that Kim Cantrall
Speaker 1: did monologue said as I did. No. Wait, she's a
Speaker 1: major influence and again, I was talking to someone recently
Speaker 1: who said they had never seen sex in the city,
Speaker 1: and that is truly something that is not okay, okay, no,
Speaker 1: you have to see it, even if it doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: hold up the best. People don't understand those the impact.
Speaker 1: Those four are turning great performances in throughout the fact
Speaker 1: that the Kim Control thing didn't get one note after
Speaker 1: literally three episodes is a test. She kept it interesting.
Speaker 1: It's a I love that. I love that. That shows amazing.
Speaker 1: I was just rewatching a bunch of because everyone was
Speaker 1: talking about it for the twentieth anniversary. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm deep in it. So sad that that had to
Speaker 1: be marred in such controversy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: They couldn't all come out and wait, what do you
Speaker 1: mean enough with the drama, the drama, the girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're saying like you don't care. Oh, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't affect me. I'm just like the show that this
Speaker 1: is groundbreaking, but their feud doesn't affect me. Thought, um no,
Speaker 1: well that and do you have any more? I love
Speaker 1: Drew as well. I love Kate lynch at us very talented,
Speaker 1: very talented, a good choice and Emma Watson, what well, Emma,
Speaker 1: I feel, Emma I feel is amazing. But I do
Speaker 1: believe that I don't know the beauty and the beast
Speaker 1: things was bad. But I just love her and she
Speaker 1: is her mind and Granger honey, no doubt about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's good in Wallflower too. Wallflower. I have one
Speaker 1: to add, and it's just that Forever Bridget Jones Diary
Speaker 1: is a perfect movie. And so I have to give
Speaker 1: a little bit of a kiss, kiss, a little chef's
Speaker 1: kiss to re name. You know, we've lost what I
Speaker 1: love who, We've lost what I love. Bridget Jones, The
Speaker 1: Ente of Reason, like a perfect sequel, even for Beat
Speaker 1: for Beat, the same. Oh yeah. And then she gets,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a terrible problematic purpose. She gets arrested
Speaker 1: in Thailand and she has to like talk. She talks
Speaker 1: to all these poor Thie prisoners. She's like, I'm British,
Speaker 1: I'm white. Like it's insane unacceptable. Now never mind, I
Speaker 1: take it back in the Bridgie Jones, the whole thing
Speaker 1: is for me, It's for you, Okay. I do want
Speaker 1: to add really quick amazing. I want to really quickly
Speaker 1: add to my nissy Nash wait, have you guys watched clause?
Speaker 1: I hear, I gotta watch. I hear, it's amazing. We
Speaker 1: got to watch. I hear the clause is amazing. And
Speaker 1: then you think about the cast and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course it's amazing. It's Carrie Preston. Do you know
Speaker 1: Carry Preston. Carry Preston is Michael Emerson who was been
Speaker 1: on Lost, his wife who was Arlene on True Blood.
Speaker 1: You must know Carrie Preston. I know the name. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: she's very good and she's on clause, and Niecey is
Speaker 1: on clause. And then the rest of the cast is
Speaker 1: really good too. Oh you know who's on clause? Caruchi
Speaker 1: Tram who is that Chris Brown's ex girlfriend after Rihanna,
Speaker 1: And now she's like a successful actress and it's like
Speaker 1: a turn for Karuchi, turn for Caruchi. Okay, I think
Speaker 1: it's time. Can we all just turn and glare dared
Speaker 1: pour water in his cup? Now? All right? So is
Speaker 1: it time for for Katherine Nicks? Now tell us about
Speaker 1: this next time you're gonna do so. This is what
Speaker 1: critics and fans alike are calling the song of the Summer.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard her. If you hang
Speaker 1: on every word I say, but I got something I'm
Speaker 1: mua share. So listen up. The weather's getting hot, and
Speaker 1: I am also ready to play. So listen up and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how you can make me BA make
Speaker 1: I avns events. I want to go to events, please,
Speaker 1: and I need your events events events. I want to
Speaker 1: go to events, and take me to your events. Don't
Speaker 1: know if you know, but it is done that. I
Speaker 1: am just perfect to take to a red carpet where
Speaker 1: you must read the dance steps. I know the poses.
Speaker 1: Yes you know. I slay the skinny arms because I've
Speaker 1: hated my art since I was a pretteen. Thank you patriarchy.
Speaker 1: Then s events. I want to go to women so
Speaker 1: I life is hard. I need to go to women
Speaker 1: say then seventh, I need to go to women's to
Speaker 1: scape my life. Can't tell dress Champaigne feature who lift
Speaker 1: via your dress code list at the door. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: I've done this before. People will send me ship for
Speaker 1: breath frenzy. I look like that ass and breathe. But
Speaker 1: they need it in a nice way, Yes, they definitial
Speaker 1: remain it in a night. Then take me to the
Speaker 1: old events. Spitch don't insult me, be a good host.
Speaker 1: No face, We'll get that only paper less post. If
Speaker 1: you ask me for my nailing a dress, hey, we'll
Speaker 1: get lost. I must confess because I know so much,
Speaker 1: because I can't afford to convents. And when I go
Speaker 1: to womens please please, I need to go to women's
Speaker 1: ten s events and might be two womens and to
Speaker 1: escape my life, I need to go to an event
Speaker 1: to steal the boyd that she's inside. Go to in
Speaker 1: the front with me. Please, I'll go to an event. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: it makes you feel you like my schedule isn't full enough.
Speaker 1: That is truly a song for this generation. I think. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you feel as you get older that you have
Speaker 1: less fomo or more less? Okay, of course I know
Speaker 1: that's a redundant question in some way, less, I don't
Speaker 1: care as much that I don't go to stuff. I
Speaker 1: just know at this point, like most events are the same,
Speaker 1: Like they're fun and I'm going to connect with my friends,
Speaker 1: but I can connect with them tomorrow. But it's also
Speaker 1: about like now that I'm dating someone, it's just a
Speaker 1: different vibe. Like when I was single, I was like,
Speaker 1: if I don't fuck to night, I will die. And
Speaker 1: now it's like, y'all know she fucking every night. I
Speaker 1: imagine I only get it one day, one weekend a year,
Speaker 1: and that's Pride. I literally never have FOMO until this
Speaker 1: Pride year. And every Pride it's like because you want
Speaker 1: it to be, because you feel like you deserve to
Speaker 1: have that like fun filled every it is fun weekend,
Speaker 1: and then when it's not that and like you're kind
Speaker 1: of figuring out plans, it's kind of like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I'm wasting this weekend and it's not the one to waste.
Speaker 1: Its stressful. I guess I will say around big events
Speaker 1: like that where it's like, oh, if I'm I don't
Speaker 1: go to a barbecue on the fourth of July, I'm trash,
Speaker 1: like that kind of thing where it's this everyone's doing
Speaker 1: the same thing. That's whereas it's like, oh, we're all
Speaker 1: going out to this barnet. You want to come, I'm
Speaker 1: like no, But if I see a photo on social like,
Speaker 1: it's going to hurt my feelings. Like even if I
Speaker 1: decide not to go, I see a photo and I'm
Speaker 1: like want to die, Oh my god. I mean it's yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's the culture. Baby. Was it a
Speaker 1: negative experience that caused you to write that song? And
Speaker 1: if so, who left you out? Oh? Good question? No,
Speaker 1: I just I love um dressing up and wearing amazing outfits.
Speaker 1: And if you don't have an event to go to,
Speaker 1: like I mean, I'll dress up for a normal day,
Speaker 1: but I treat our Wednesday show like a fashion show. Yes,
Speaker 1: I always trying and bring a look. It's fun. What
Speaker 1: about re wearing looks? What are your what's your stance on?
Speaker 1: Go for it? Go for it? Okay? But then what's
Speaker 1: the turnover for new stuff? It's also tough if you
Speaker 1: wear it look you're like, well, now I can't post
Speaker 1: to show. Yeah, that's the thing. I have one shirt
Speaker 1: I'm really liking right now, and I feel like it's
Speaker 1: made an appearance in a lot of posts, and I
Speaker 1: get I will say every time I wear something and
Speaker 1: Dave Mazzoni sees me in it more than once, He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this shirt is making another appearance, This shorts going, this
Speaker 1: shirt is in heavy rotation. He makes comments because his
Speaker 1: well know what, they are not all his. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: are his because I frequently get ham me downs from him.
Speaker 1: But something but oftentimes they will just be a nice
Speaker 1: shirt and I now he knows that I like it,
Speaker 1: so he calls me out, keeps me in check. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just try and uh buy new stuff constantly. And
Speaker 1: as a very wealthy woman with a full time job,
Speaker 1: that's easy for me, right right right. You know the
Speaker 1: thing is in this in these streets, it's like you
Speaker 1: have to just maybe sometimes like you wear something open
Speaker 1: when it wasn't before with the tank underneath, or dressed
Speaker 1: it up with a with a different pant. I wear
Speaker 1: lots of goodwill I get. I just get big halls
Speaker 1: of fun stuff into What about footwear? Oh oh, I
Speaker 1: just love a chunky shoe. I mean I can't walk
Speaker 1: in heels. It's it's impossible for everyone, for everyone. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Do you think if all my heels on
Speaker 1: my shoes are like popping off, that that is my fault?
Speaker 1: Or do you think that that is the shoes, Like okay,
Speaker 1: the back of my shoes, like the heel will come
Speaker 1: attached from the disattached from the soul. Is that because
Speaker 1: I'm walking too hard? Should I have more shoes? How
Speaker 1: long have you had the shoes? M hmmm. I think
Speaker 1: it's a cheap shoe that I'm buying. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just want to top this out with my springy gate.
Speaker 1: I guess is it are you? Are you rubbing your
Speaker 1: heels a little too much? You're scuffing the heel a
Speaker 1: little too It could be that I'm scuffing the hill
Speaker 1: a little bit too much. Don't talk to me about footwear.
Speaker 1: You wear sandals in this city. You will go out
Speaker 1: and nothing with no I washed my feet when I
Speaker 1: get home. But think about the amount of filthwhere isn't
Speaker 1: it a safety hazard? Like like I mean there is,
Speaker 1: like yeah, broken glass everywhere. Um, but you know you
Speaker 1: keep an eye out for it. I have thick sandals too,
Speaker 1: mm hmm. You know what you wear. And then if
Speaker 1: you're at the beach, you wear some tevas. I love
Speaker 1: what's Tiva's water sandals? Even wear them in the city.
Speaker 1: They have a platform. Well I want is what those like?
Speaker 1: Those like like the Grecian sandals, like the cover the
Speaker 1: whole foot and this and the back of the y. Yes. Now,
Speaker 1: when you're an outdoorsman, do you have a chaco? Do
Speaker 1: have a taco? Chaco? Chaco chacos tacos are advanced Tiva's.
Speaker 1: They have a great feeling. You guys don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You know, as someone who went to
Speaker 1: Christian summer camp in Arkansas. I have a few pairs
Speaker 1: and you guys should check it out. Tacos, You've got
Speaker 1: a fun chaco tant that's all Cris cross on your foot.
Speaker 1: It is awesome. I thought you were making it was
Speaker 1: another Casco Choco. You're gonna love it. Chacos. Okay, baby,
Speaker 1: Do you spend a lot of time in Colorado in
Speaker 1: the summer? No? You know what. This is the thing
Speaker 1: now where everyone's like, you go to Colorado a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, but it's my parents were always like,
Speaker 1: come back. I love it. I go home all the time.
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm starting to feel like they see
Speaker 1: me enough and then maybe one day I'll look back
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, dang, I wish I had gone
Speaker 1: back more. I want to see my parents every day.
Speaker 1: You've got Murph my dog. Now, not the gender matters
Speaker 1: for Murphy. He's a boy. Sometimes I thought Murphy was
Speaker 1: a girl. I know, he's so elegant. Could be named
Speaker 1: it from Murphy Brown, Yes brown, Yes, Murphy is truly
Speaker 1: everyone has to go check out Murphy's instagram. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my dad will be so thrilled. It's called Everybody Loves Murphy. Yes,
Speaker 1: let me make sure that's right. And Murphy is what's
Speaker 1: what's an Irish setter? So elegant, gorgeous, ears, long ears,
Speaker 1: always groomed. So my dad had one growing up, and
Speaker 1: so for his birthday one year, we surprised him with Murphy.
Speaker 1: And Murphy was so small and was the same color
Speaker 1: as the wood floor, and so my dad didn't notice him.
Speaker 1: We were all looking like this, what who died? I
Speaker 1: was like, look down, that's beautiful. Sweet Murphy's invisible. Everybody
Speaker 1: loves Murphy. Check him out. Everybody loves Murphy at everybody
Speaker 1: loves Murphy. I'm happy that you and Murphy are getting
Speaker 1: some followers, and Sam and Sam and Sam, so everyone.
Speaker 1: I feel that it might be time to move on
Speaker 1: to our classic segment, which was called I think so honey,
Speaker 1: and did you forget that you're supposed to do one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I knew you can't prepared. No I did not. Um,
Speaker 1: you can't prepared with the songs, but not the topics.
Speaker 1: That's why you will go last. And of course Henry,
Speaker 1: we offer the opportunities for you to. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: As well, and Henry, you've never passed up the chance
Speaker 1: to I don't think so, honey. Yeah, nothing's going to
Speaker 1: mine right now. Maybe a trouble history, honey, Okay. And
Speaker 1: I and Henry. It's hard for Henry to go negative
Speaker 1: in general, but to go negative on a beloved thing,
Speaker 1: you see, I want to try. Well, he's done it
Speaker 1: before with Katrina Rogers herself. Yes, like I said, but
Speaker 1: he's a bit There's a burden book in the bedroom
Speaker 1: and I'm telling in the bedroom now it sounds like
Speaker 1: you're ready with something that How about you go first?
Speaker 1: This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, Hony. As
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Captain Crunch okay,
Speaker 1: So first of all, it's sweetened corn and oats. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't dare do that to milk. Okay, you're disgusting. And
Speaker 1: guess what you are nowhere near at the top of
Speaker 1: the list of favorite cereals. I'm talking about raisin brand, bitch,
Speaker 1: and yes I do bravely mentioned raisin brand before number
Speaker 1: two for me, which is honeying out cheerios, even regular
Speaker 1: cheerios are better than Captain Crunch sweetened corn and oats.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I'm not understanding Captain Crunch. I don't
Speaker 1: understand what makes it so mass market? It is everywhere
Speaker 1: Before I was in the supermarket, there was Captain Crunch
Speaker 1: up there, And where was honeying out cheerios? And where
Speaker 1: was Raisin brand? It was nowhere to be found. Also,
Speaker 1: I am not just coming for the physical material that
Speaker 1: makes up the surreal itself. I will also be coming
Speaker 1: for the mascot. Honey, Captain Crunch, you are an old
Speaker 1: white man at sea and that is a metaphor as
Speaker 1: well as a literal description of who you are. You
Speaker 1: are at sea, bitch, Captain Crunch. How about Captain Never?
Speaker 1: And that's one minute? How about Captain Never? Favorite cereal
Speaker 1: knows you got to be and to drink the milk?
Speaker 1: I drink the milk after everything? Wait, what is its fretty?
Speaker 1: Pebbles is maybe the only other one that I just
Speaker 1: don't understand. I only will eat if there's the berries.
Speaker 1: Y'all eat it both ways. But I love the berries.
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch and berries. There's a little berries berry balls,
Speaker 1: and there's a berries. It's really good. It's also like
Speaker 1: it's the Captain Crunch brand and it says oops, all berries.
Speaker 1: So there's no sweetened corner notes. It's only berries. There's two.
Speaker 1: It's it's two spectrum's two opposite ends of the spectrum
Speaker 1: in the middle. There's the sweetened oats and the berries
Speaker 1: sweet corn and the berries. Well, the brand is all
Speaker 1: over the place. That just feeds my I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey even more. I don't think so honey, Captain
Speaker 1: Crunch I was gonna do. I don't think so honey
Speaker 1: sandals in the city. But I think that it can
Speaker 1: it can work. You've convinced me that it can work. Um,
Speaker 1: I can do something. Yes, I hope that you can. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: this is bowen. I don't think so honey. As time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. Coasters and my coasters,
Speaker 1: I mean coasters that you would use on a coffee
Speaker 1: table or any surface to protect what your cheap ass
Speaker 1: varnished bitch. No, there that never happens. That's that never.
Speaker 1: There has never been a forceful application of a glass
Speaker 1: or a cup on a surface to ever affect the
Speaker 1: surface and the varnished to dent it that this is
Speaker 1: a myth. This is a myth propagated by big coasters,
Speaker 1: which is an industry that is toxic and corporate honey
Speaker 1: coasters are sponsored by guess what, Haliburton. Bitch, look it up.
Speaker 1: It's true. Every coaster you buy, Haliburton is behind it,
Speaker 1: and they're giving that money to Tucker Carlson himself. Tucker Carlson,
Speaker 1: who fucked Julie Bowen. Bitch. I'm out here to sexually
Speaker 1: Julie Bowen because she always goes on Fox and Friends.
Speaker 1: Do not have any sympathy for Julie Bowen people. She
Speaker 1: is the devil. She made fun of Sofia Vergara when
Speaker 1: she was just starting out was race fist. So Julie
Speaker 1: bow and Tucker Carlson coasters, the coasters are a myth.
Speaker 1: That's one minute. Explain the Julie Bowen and Tucker Carlson thing,
Speaker 1: because I don't understand what this is. So what happened was,
Speaker 1: and this is fact checked, This is fact checked. Tucker
Speaker 1: Carlson and Julie Bowen had an extramarital affair and at
Speaker 1: some point they were like, we're gonna leave, We're gonna
Speaker 1: leave them. We're gonna leave them, We're gonna get we're
Speaker 1: gonna get married. Whatever. Julie Bowen divorces from her husband.
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson gets cold feet and doesn't divorce from his wife.
Speaker 1: What a Tucker Carlson things so now, But like whatever,
Speaker 1: I do not feel bad for her. Where did this
Speaker 1: come from? This information? Like just blind items? But like
Speaker 1: I believe them, bitch, And she's on Fox and Friends.
Speaker 1: They're looking up on YouTube, bitch, She's she regularly makes
Speaker 1: appearances on Fox and Friends. She's a fucking idiot, as
Speaker 1: is everybody else who goes on Fox and Friends or
Speaker 1: watches Fox and Friends. It's really not a good song.
Speaker 1: So there's I'm not I'm not saying I'm not being
Speaker 1: sex negative here. I'm not shaming Julie Bowen for her
Speaker 1: sexual choices. But I mean maybe yes, like who would
Speaker 1: fuck Tucker Carlson honestly, and they're right fucking mind. But
Speaker 1: also it's fine there's no tolerance for the intolerant. Otherwise
Speaker 1: you let intolerance win there there you go, no tolerance
Speaker 1: for the intolerant. I can't believe they hook up anyway.
Speaker 1: And Julie Bone and you look up at the interviews
Speaker 1: with Julie Bowen fucking mocking Sofia of regards accent. When
Speaker 1: Modern Familey first came out, I was like, who the
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Was she really doing that? She
Speaker 1: was like, oh, she was just doing a sofia. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do one. I was about to. She
Speaker 1: was doing sofia of her card impressions on fucking Chelsea
Speaker 1: Handler and then and then like Chelsea was like stop
Speaker 1: she did maybe not maybe, I don't know. She tells
Speaker 1: he wasn't woke back. You don't have your own narrative.
Speaker 1: She's performing checked this whole story anyway, because I typed
Speaker 1: in Tucker Carlson, Julie Bowen and couldn't find anything. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you weren't searching her enough. They okay, I'll start harder.
Speaker 1: All right, what are we thinking? Is it going to
Speaker 1: be Henry Henry first trouble? Do you want me to go?
Speaker 1: Do you have one? I think I have one? I
Speaker 1: wish I remember this, but I'm just gonna let it fly.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best. Okay, this is Catherine Cohens. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, her time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, you the world. Who say you don't
Speaker 1: like sell your life, are you fucking kidding me? Everyone
Speaker 1: has sell you life. I see you looking at my
Speaker 1: thighs when I go running. It's because you like it,
Speaker 1: because there's texture, because there's something to work with. You.
Speaker 1: The world, You, the world. I went to college, I
Speaker 1: didn't have any cellulight. I wore jeans for six months.
Speaker 1: When I took my jeans off, something I shifted. I
Speaker 1: had a landscape, a gorgeous landscape painting of little dumps
Speaker 1: and hills, and that is beautiful. The world, you, the world.
Speaker 1: Have you've seen a painting? Most are bumpy. I love
Speaker 1: a painting. I once had. A boyfriend told me, told
Speaker 1: me looked like an old painting, and I knew what
Speaker 1: he meant. I'm like one of those ladies. I'm soft
Speaker 1: and squishy, and do you the world they're trying to
Speaker 1: tell me I should be airbrush, but you should say
Speaker 1: I should get a tan to cover my cellulite. Bitch,
Speaker 1: it is here to stay. Rumble, Rumble in my legged rumble,
Speaker 1: rumble in my legg I think rumble rumble in my
Speaker 1: leggis is a rule of culture. I think it's a
Speaker 1: real coach Renumber seventy one. Rumble, rumble in my leggies.
Speaker 1: It is here to stay now. You the world is
Speaker 1: another indelible Katherine Cohen catch phrase. You the world that
Speaker 1: you should figure that in too, seek treatment. Yes, you
Speaker 1: the world is the world. Write that down, h p
Speaker 1: Jing you free ideas. Um, that was beautiful, Catherine. I
Speaker 1: think off the cuff is exactly what someone like you
Speaker 1: thrives in. I really do feel. I mean maybe it's
Speaker 1: in my head that I feel like when I wear
Speaker 1: shorts and I'm jogging, like people look at my you know,
Speaker 1: they're not looking at your at your butt. My butt
Speaker 1: isn't my best feature. My books care better. It has
Speaker 1: to be one or the other. It's a beautiful better
Speaker 1: world or a guy, Oh my god, kill me, kill me.
Speaker 1: But also, you know everything like gay men too, they
Speaker 1: have those discussions. Okay, straight men aren't the only filthy,
Speaker 1: disgusting people. Also gay man or gross you're ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have a trouball topic? Well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: leave that out to Bow and Yang who has a
Speaker 1: phone out. I don't have the troullball Okay, well I'll
Speaker 1: look through the trouball topic. You have a note I
Speaker 1: have a note list which has many troubball topics, and
Speaker 1: don't be nervous. In fact, I'll go easy on you. Um, well,
Speaker 1: here the vixen just kidding, Okay, I have a good one.
Speaker 1: Henry your sorry, It's okay. He needs water to live.
Speaker 1: Actually you okay, Henry Kaperski your I don't think so, honey, trollabull.
Speaker 1: Topic is papar rozzi regulation and the time starts now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Paparazzi regulation, which must be
Speaker 1: people that are trying to stop the paparazzi from harassing celebrities.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna be famous and have a lot of money,
Speaker 1: you should be open to the idea that people are
Speaker 1: going to take pictures of you, and you should be
Speaker 1: grateful that you have all that money and people are
Speaker 1: buying what you're selling. And about kids and uh papara
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and if you have a kid, you should
Speaker 1: have never revealed a photo of them in the first place,
Speaker 1: so paparazzi wouldn't know what they look like. So um,
Speaker 1: when I have a daughter, I will never let a
Speaker 1: picture of her be uploaded anywhere ever until she wants that,
Speaker 1: and she can decide if she wants to be seek
Speaker 1: out by the paparazzi. So paparazzi regulation is, we don't
Speaker 1: need it. Keep going, and uh, being a celebrity is
Speaker 1: probably really easy. And then that's one minute. I told
Speaker 1: you he's evil. Being a celebrity is easy. Who has
Speaker 1: ever said that he wants the paparazzi to run amuck?
Speaker 1: I like how he assumes A definitely gonna have a daughter,
Speaker 1: she definitely will be a star. Stand by both of
Speaker 1: those statements. No, my daughter is gonna she's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1: You've always talked about wanting a daughter. An you can
Speaker 1: make that choice, you can. What are you thinking? Adoption? Absolutely? Adoption, Yes,
Speaker 1: the more, the more yes, the more I think about,
Speaker 1: the more adoption to talk about it. I just there
Speaker 1: are so many kids out there with the parents, and
Speaker 1: that I feel like as people that don't want to procreate,
Speaker 1: like it's maybe that's our purpose for many of our purposes. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then if you want to do something what beautiful,
Speaker 1: you want to pass on your lineage, that's wonderful. But
Speaker 1: I feel like my purpose is to take a child,
Speaker 1: a girl probably or um yeah, there you go. See,
Speaker 1: I think it's irresponsible to bring your own child into
Speaker 1: this world. And you heard it here first quote me. Wow,
Speaker 1: you say it's okay to have Sara. Get you say
Speaker 1: it's responsible to add to the population. But so that
Speaker 1: and that's why you go into what Henry and I
Speaker 1: might be opposed on this one issue, but we agree
Speaker 1: on adoption. Yes, I guess with a second thing, I'm
Speaker 1: truly indifferent. No no, with the second thing, no, no,
Speaker 1: I agree. I truly don't care, like I might even
Speaker 1: do surcusy if if it comes down and I have
Speaker 1: an announcement, we are expect. We had sex at hose
Speaker 1: Up after right after our last show that we did together.
Speaker 1: Come on, I have a real question. Can you see
Speaker 1: me as mommy? Yes? Oh that's nice. I never think
Speaker 1: of it that way. I think you'd be a great
Speaker 1: literally something I think about a lot. Do I want
Speaker 1: kids or not. I would love for you to be
Speaker 1: around my daughter a lot. I feel like your daughter
Speaker 1: will be the luckiest lady in the world. She'll be
Speaker 1: treated like a princess. I think about it. Well, he's crying.
Speaker 1: His icy heart has melted, my crawling out of his chest,
Speaker 1: put it back in to the hospital. The hospital already. Um,
Speaker 1: so this has been a fabulous episode of last Racism.
Speaker 1: We're going to have one more performance ahead of Katherine
Speaker 1: Cohen's show The Twist She's Gorgeous on July thirty one.
Speaker 1: Bowen final um comments and exaltation to Catherine tell her, we,
Speaker 1: Matt and I go on every show, every podcast, whatever,
Speaker 1: every meeting, and people ask who's exciting right now? Who's
Speaker 1: who really inspires you? Every time with that fail, Katherine's
Speaker 1: name comes up. Yes, And I always say my favorite
Speaker 1: show in the every week, which you can literally see
Speaker 1: every week for free. It's crazy to me that there's
Speaker 1: a show every single week for free that Theeast but
Speaker 1: Tony and and it's Kabernick Caberret every Wednesday night at
Speaker 1: eight p m. At Club Coming. You can always expect
Speaker 1: to see exciting talent doing exciting things. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, both of you, all three of you everywhere
Speaker 1: in this room. You inspire me and I love you
Speaker 1: so much and thank for having we Thank H P.
Speaker 1: J and H E. R. And this is gonna be
Speaker 1: Henry Koperski accompanying Katherine and Katherine tell us a little
Speaker 1: bit about this song before we do it, And I
Speaker 1: want to make it clear. Henry and I write all
Speaker 1: our songs together, so it's sort of we share the
Speaker 1: composition credit. We I come in with lyrics, he claims
Speaker 1: in with the music. It's a match made in heaven.
Speaker 1: And have for talking us. So this last song is
Speaker 1: a song about my journey, and that's all I want
Speaker 1: to say. No, no, no, Yeah, A joint de quin Eno,
Speaker 1: that's the gym where the ads are just porn. I
Speaker 1: joined de quin Yeah. I pay a lot. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be hot. I wanted to be sold. Then if
Speaker 1: you don't worry about me, is that bad to say?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't give a ship. Why are these
Speaker 1: moms hotter than me? I should be the one who
Speaker 1: looks like she's twenty three? Why are these moms holders
Speaker 1: at me? Why am not other one stretched marks on
Speaker 1: my ladder? I've never even had a kid, and these
Speaker 1: moms have kids and apps, and I'm at their kids
Speaker 1: have EPs and I've never even served my apps. I'm
Speaker 1: not nag back God, but for now I'm just going
Speaker 1: on comes she got so cold in here bird? Why
Speaker 1: are these moms hotter than me? I should be so
Speaker 1: what who looks like she's twenty three? Why are these
Speaker 1: moms waters from me? Why the other one with I
Speaker 1: thought that was just for thighs. Anyways, I'm hungry. Bye.
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