Speaker 1: Transmitting America.
Speaker 2: That is good.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Thursday show more in a studio. Give me
Speaker 3: the three things right now happening in your life.
Speaker 2: Well, I have an upcoming trip to California that's sort
Speaker 2: of really stressing me out. That just got thrown on
Speaker 2: my calendar. And speaking of travel, my sister is coming
Speaker 2: to town and she's going to meet my boyfriend for
Speaker 2: the first time, so that's really exciting.
Speaker 3: Have they face timed or anything.
Speaker 2: They have face time, but they've never met in person.
Speaker 3: So it's all adults though, right, I mean, you're not
Speaker 3: like worried that somebody's not going to like.
Speaker 2: Somebody, No, but just my sister is my faan, Like
Speaker 2: that's my you know. It's not like he can meet
Speaker 2: my mom or my dad. So it's like she's representing
Speaker 2: herself my mom, my dad, the family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they put a lot of pressure on her there,
Speaker 3: and a lot of pressure all your dad members. I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 2: It's important because she's that role for me now, like
Speaker 2: she is everything.
Speaker 3: But she's not going to come away and go no,
Speaker 3: I don't think he that's the one.
Speaker 1: I sure hope not like that.
Speaker 3: But is a part of you concerned that she'll she'll
Speaker 3: say that.
Speaker 2: Not for me, No, I mean her husband came to
Speaker 2: town a few months ago and met him, so I
Speaker 2: think maybe he gave the thumbs up, so that helps.
Speaker 3: But Canary and the coal Mine, You're good.
Speaker 2: You never you never know though, I mean because also
Speaker 2: you still need to meet him. What if you meet
Speaker 2: him and you're like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't meet anybody anymore? Why that is generally ever?
Speaker 3: But I'm good, I know I will eventure you.
Speaker 2: No, I will.
Speaker 3: Eventually met him already. Yeah, we know him from all
Speaker 3: your stories.
Speaker 2: But that's what we know him. But no, that's not
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I don't do anything anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you can do this.
Speaker 3: I will okay, Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, because I've talked
Speaker 3: about it like four months.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: But my my sister meeting him is like, oh, check
Speaker 2: that box, and then it reminds me like, oh shoot, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: like there's people I have on a list that like
Speaker 2: I need you all to meet.
Speaker 3: Has your wife met him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, No, that's what we talked about lunchbox.
Speaker 3: He was our Canary. Yeah, I met him. You're saying
Speaker 3: gold mine, Yes, you're not in the gold mine.
Speaker 2: Mine.
Speaker 3: I did go meet him and it was ran into him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was interesting. I'm surprising you picked lunchbox over right.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: It was all organic.
Speaker 3: Most early, this is the real reason behind it. Mostly early,
Speaker 3: you definitely had I'm single again, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be any dude.
Speaker 2: She's dating night, nor did I want any of you
Speaker 2: to write.
Speaker 3: So I was just like, you know, dudes, let dudes
Speaker 3: be dudes, and you can do a thing, and then
Speaker 3: eventually one I'll catch. I thought, like, a good one
Speaker 3: will catch. I really wanted to meet the young one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The one that I did, I accidentally did actually did
Speaker 3: that was way after but it was accidentally. We walked
Speaker 3: and we were in line next to him, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I was like, oh, the cute little kid here,
Speaker 3: how old are you? A little key? And Caitlyn's like, no,
Speaker 3: that's the guy if you want a lollipillo, So it's yeah.
Speaker 3: I just was like, I'll let him do a little
Speaker 3: single phase and then when one catches, well one caught,
Speaker 3: and so yeah, at some point I'm sure we'll get
Speaker 3: it on.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my sister's meaning him for the first time.
Speaker 3: I want to play basketball is court my foot's broken. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm ready for my foot to get better.
Speaker 2: And then the third thing would be well seeing the boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out what this means. But we
Speaker 2: met with like a contractor at his house and then
Speaker 2: he wants my input on certain things because he's going
Speaker 2: to be doing some renovating there. And I'm like, what
Speaker 2: does this mean?
Speaker 3: So I think it means he's a dude and you
Speaker 3: want somebody with a decent.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm overthinking it.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not like, is our house not my house?
Speaker 3: I can't attached myself to that.
Speaker 2: How much input do I give?
Speaker 3: No. I think it's just esthetically, you probably have a
Speaker 3: better outlook than he does. I don't think it's so
Speaker 3: much like this is going to be your nook because
Speaker 3: I want you to really be a part of it. It
Speaker 3: could be, but I'm saying I wouldn't assign that dudes
Speaker 3: are dudes, okay, And it's like we're doing some stuff
Speaker 3: on the inside part of our house. I need another
Speaker 3: set of eyes. Yeah, somebody I trust care about.
Speaker 2: Like what he's like trying like he hasn't said it directly,
Speaker 2: but he's sort of like yeah, I'm trying to figure out, like,
Speaker 2: how do we expand this to make more room?
Speaker 3: Well, if they said for like room for your kid,
Speaker 3: then then it's different. I just I wouldn't attach, but
Speaker 3: I wouldn't attach yourself only to that right now? He
Speaker 3: just maybe once somebody cares about it, somebody loves to say, hey,
Speaker 3: help me out with this.
Speaker 2: Okay, And I'm definitely overthinking that.
Speaker 3: You might not be, but there's a possibility you are.
Speaker 3: So go ahead and stay on the part of your mind. Okay,
Speaker 3: don't ever think it.
Speaker 4: What about testing him, like, oh, we would be perfect
Speaker 4: if we did this for our.
Speaker 2: House like that, walk in there and use WE and
Speaker 2: R and Y. All Right, I don't. I don't think
Speaker 2: I could do that, but I mean I'll do it
Speaker 2: for the bit.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I don't think it's worth it. I think
Speaker 3: it's worth any accidental accidental toxicity in the relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just kidding. So those are those are
Speaker 2: my three big things?
Speaker 3: Okay, mine are number one. My wife's pregnant obviously, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's dominating our lives. She's very pregnant, and so every
Speaker 3: day something new, not good or bad, just different, like
Speaker 3: she needs different kind of pillows now, and she's very pregnant.
Speaker 3: She even for her, it's every day something new. She's like,
Speaker 3: I can't believe this happened, Like what's going on here? Like,
Speaker 3: she's very pregnant. It's weird. It's cool, but it's also weird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's weird that it happens to everybody, so it doesn't
Speaker 3: seem as it doesn't seem as weird to us because
Speaker 3: it happens all the time. But it's crazy that another
Speaker 3: human grows inside of a human that's MADEX type stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so so that's number one that is dominating the live.
Speaker 3: Number two is I only have one working foot because
Speaker 3: I'm still on a scooter. My week one was I
Speaker 3: was in a cast. Week one and a half. Week
Speaker 3: two and a half to three, I'm in a full
Speaker 3: walking boot, but I can do no pressure on my
Speaker 3: foot at all, so I can't put anybody weight on it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to physical therapy, and then week three and
Speaker 3: a half to like eight, I can walk in the boot,
Speaker 3: but it sucks. This is because everything goes slower now.
Speaker 3: I just want to dunk again. I've mentioned that before
Speaker 3: and I can't wait to get back don't the way
Speaker 3: things used to be, being back on the streets, just
Speaker 3: playing some pickup dunking it up. The third thing is
Speaker 3: probably holidays. We're just kind of figuring out where we're
Speaker 3: going because it's always the balance back between Arkansas and Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: So it's like, do we go to you know, poor
Speaker 3: Gibson first where she's from, and then go to Fayeteville
Speaker 3: after that, Fayteville for Gata we get sause. It's it,
Speaker 3: it's easy. But what's great is we have the greatest
Speaker 3: excuse in the history of mankind.
Speaker 2: You're a big thing number one.
Speaker 3: And well too, and my foot. We got a pregnant
Speaker 3: lady and a broken foot.
Speaker 2: So your third big thing in life, it's sort of
Speaker 2: like your first and second thing. Help take care of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we're going still, We're going still.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is your Christmas gift.
Speaker 3: And another thing that I will address just because I've
Speaker 3: gotten se message better. I'm not, as far as I
Speaker 3: know right now, I'm not going to ESPN. So did
Speaker 3: you see the article right about me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't have it.
Speaker 2: I was assuming you weren't because I have heard anything here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let us know, Well, I know I'm right.
Speaker 2: I mean I was curious about it for a second,
Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, if it ends up
Speaker 2: being a thing, he'll tell us about it and then
Speaker 2: we'll figure it out, because I'm sure he can do both.
Speaker 3: Would well, that's that's why I don't think it's going
Speaker 3: to happen. Well, there's a couple of reason I don't
Speaker 3: think it's happened. But yes, I would do both if
Speaker 3: it happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're fine. Because somebody asked me if.
Speaker 3: If what I'm going to ESPN.
Speaker 2: Like it's how we felt about our jobs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: There was an article written about Paul Feynbaum, who I
Speaker 3: know and like, and he's a big sports guy and
Speaker 3: he's on ESPN and he hosts he's a part of
Speaker 3: a weekend ESPN show, the travels Assas Nation, and they
Speaker 3: listed people that could replace him, and I was one
Speaker 3: of the people they listed. I have nothing to do
Speaker 3: with anything, so it was nice to be put on
Speaker 3: the list. I have no plans to go to ESPN.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, how do you get on the list?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. It's kind of cool to put
Speaker 3: on that list. That is cool. So I mean, if
Speaker 3: you have ESPN's listening, like, I don't care about their jobs.
Speaker 3: Let's go on you guys. Yeah, hey, hey, they're good
Speaker 3: ESPN there, they'll figure it out. So no, I'm not
Speaker 3: that's I literally, I am not involved in that at all.
Speaker 3: That was I was just put on the list. That
Speaker 3: article was published and people were asking me about it.
Speaker 3: So there we go. That's three and a half things.
Speaker 5: All right, good the Bobby Boone Show the Big CMA
Speaker 5: Awards last night. Let's check out the winners. Entertainer of
Speaker 5: the Year the award goes to Laney Willson. Male Vocalist
Speaker 5: of the Year was Cody Johnson, and Female Vocalist of
Speaker 5: the Year Laney Wilson wins again.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we were talking about how they got a meat cleaver,
Speaker 3: which is not a meat pounder. It's like the big
Speaker 3: butcher knife into the airport, like all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: it's in the airport and they're like, oh crap. So
Speaker 3: then I said I had a friend in a box
Speaker 3: cutter had his pocket got through security. I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: Then we started talking about country artists like Scotty McCreery
Speaker 3: that accidentally took a loaded handgun, I believe to the
Speaker 3: airport and I said, I know Shane Mooney, this happened too. Now.
Speaker 3: Shane Mooney is the lead singer of Dan and Shay.
Speaker 3: I know Shaye. We're both from Markansas, we're friends. I
Speaker 3: was like, I know this happened.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: Maybe I just know because you guys looked it up
Speaker 3: on the internet. It was nowhere to be found true
Speaker 3: or false.
Speaker 2: Nowhere couldn't find it.
Speaker 3: It was not just our page. It couldn't be found anywhere. Hey,
Speaker 3: I couldn't find it. So we got off the air
Speaker 3: and Shade texted me yesterday he said, Hey, I had
Speaker 3: like ten people from home to me because I wasn't
Speaker 3: awake yet when you were talking about this and you
Speaker 3: guys were talking about me bringing a gun to the airport.
Speaker 3: Ha ha ha ha that happened. Oh I have no
Speaker 3: idea how it was taken off the internet. I did
Speaker 3: not know as possible to remove things or clear things
Speaker 3: from the internet. Now that I know you can, I
Speaker 3: might take some other stuff off too.
Speaker 2: Oh so got scrubbed?
Speaker 3: Scrubbed? One, we're not crazy, that's good, that is good. Two.
Speaker 3: Who knew you could just scrub like every like.
Speaker 4: All dude, it's gone like nothing. It was so gone
Speaker 4: that we thought we were going crazy.
Speaker 3: Now I started to go Mandel effect for sure, my
Speaker 3: own personal version here. So yeah, that did happen. Did
Speaker 3: you watch any CMA Awards? I did, Oh good for you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I watched none. Oh. I don't know if you guys
Speaker 3: are suffering from this. But when it gets dark, it
Speaker 3: feels eleven o'clock, Yes it does, and like it starts
Speaker 3: to get dark and I'm like, I don't know, it
Speaker 3: feels like it's ten pm. Might as well go to bed. Well,
Speaker 3: and I got a little surgery. I'll leave it there.
Speaker 3: So I didn't watch anything, but I was glad to
Speaker 3: see Lanny one. Yeah. I was glad to see Red
Speaker 3: clay Stras one.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah the Band Award, Oh the Vocal Vocal Vocal Group,
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I was glad. I like All Dominion, but
Speaker 3: they've won like eight times, seven times in a row.
Speaker 3: And I really like Red clay Strays. And then there
Speaker 3: was one other one that I was super happy about.
Speaker 3: Oh Brooks and Done. Oh yeah they won du yeah crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm tell.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite performances was Shaboozie with Stephen Wilson Junior.
Speaker 1: It was so good.
Speaker 2: And then I can't get Ella Langley's performance out of
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: She's from Texas. I could, by the way so good.
Speaker 3: I saw the one you Look Like You Love Me?
Speaker 3: Has that song won like three years in a row? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's just like when we moved. When we moved here,
Speaker 3: didn't that song wins song of the year.
Speaker 7: Years?
Speaker 2: Last year when we were there, it was one of
Speaker 2: my favorite performances of the night. Like, I was like
Speaker 2: that so good and so I don't know that it
Speaker 2: I think they performed it. I don't know that they
Speaker 2: won anything.
Speaker 3: This is like one of those Shay things because I
Speaker 3: think I remember seeing an old clip on TikTok of
Speaker 3: Johnny Cash introducing them at an old award show, and
Speaker 3: here they are singing their new song. Yeah. I good
Speaker 3: for them. I just feel like the song just keeps winning, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like for years and maybe listen, I worked on the
Speaker 3: ACM broadcast. I know it won. There to be a
Speaker 3: part of it. It is. Yeah, anyway, good good job everybody.
Speaker 3: George Straight showed up so cool. He did. He didn't
Speaker 3: go to anything. Did he just happen to be in town?
Speaker 3: He was walking by.
Speaker 2: I. When they said he was taking the stage, I
Speaker 2: was like what, And I thought he was going to perform,
Speaker 2: and I was freaking out. And then he presented the
Speaker 2: Willie Nelson Award to Skill.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. Who had the Lama's performance. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: I didn't want I didn't see anything. I didn't see
Speaker 3: a single performance, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't recall a laugh.
Speaker 3: I was just kidding about the question. Anyway.
Speaker 4: Old Dominion did do like a mashup of all their hits.
Speaker 4: Were a lot of hits.
Speaker 3: You're telling me that Old Dominion has a lot of hits,
Speaker 3: lots of hits, and are possibly one of the greatest
Speaker 3: bands of the last twenty five thirty years of country music. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel the same way. It's amazing some people, don't.
Speaker 8: I mean, they have hits. I just didn't realize they
Speaker 8: were that big.
Speaker 6: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't think, how much do you watch?
Speaker 2: I mean we had it on the whole time. Mean
Speaker 2: we were kind of eating dinner and hanging out. I
Speaker 2: had it on pretty much. Yeah, the whole time. I
Speaker 2: didn't see the tail tail end because I was tired.
Speaker 2: It was like nine to forty five. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is still going.
Speaker 3: Hey, remeonder can you pull off the right Clay Straights
Speaker 3: performance on our show? I think what I like? I like.
Speaker 3: I really liked them as like personal, like them as
Speaker 3: a band before they were ever like considered country. I
Speaker 3: just loved them because they weren't really considered anything. And
Speaker 3: so I brought them in and I was prised they
Speaker 3: all showed up to be honest with you, because they
Speaker 3: look like guys who stay out late. Yeah, and they
Speaker 3: came in and just crushed. This is probably a year
Speaker 3: and a half two years ago, and just let me know,
Speaker 3: no rush, we can even do it in the next
Speaker 3: segment if you get it looks like a hook though
Speaker 3: of four minutes though, so that's a heck of a hook.
Speaker 9: Hook.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what song is it? No one else like me? Yeah,
Speaker 3: in our studio. Yeah, let's play it.
Speaker 2: Then it's almost like I feel like you're saying yeah,
Speaker 2: like hoping he's right.
Speaker 3: No, I got the full one now it is four
Speaker 3: minutes forty nine, but the hook was four minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so it must just he goes to the hook probably
Speaker 3: pretty quickly.
Speaker 4: Oh and then you just let it roll, Okay, got it?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: He just that's the rest of the song after that,
Speaker 4: but he probably labeled at his hook because it starts
Speaker 4: right at the hook.
Speaker 3: The chorus for those Okay, probably whatever you wanted. Here
Speaker 3: you go, Red Clay Strays from our show. Congratulations to
Speaker 3: those guys hit.
Speaker 7: It, Anonymous, there's a question to.
Speaker 3: Bobby Bones. My wife just got a new job and
Speaker 3: she loved it because her co workers are very cool.
Speaker 3: Yesterday she came home talking about a new person she
Speaker 3: met there named we'll call her Mollie. After a description
Speaker 3: of Mollie. I knew that was the same Mollie that
Speaker 3: I dated a bit before my wife. It was never
Speaker 3: anything serious, but I have a feeling that at some
Speaker 3: point my wife is going to suggest meeting up with
Speaker 3: some of her work friends, including Mollie. So do I
Speaker 3: wait it out and hope for the best, or do
Speaker 3: I let the situation be known and hope for the best.
Speaker 3: Signed dating my wife's new coworker. Well that he didn't
Speaker 3: sign his name right there?
Speaker 1: He dated?
Speaker 3: He dated? Yeah? He dated is Yeah, dude, you're already
Speaker 3: messing up your signature. This is it. You have to
Speaker 3: tell her. Here's why it's going to fester inside of you,
Speaker 3: and it's going to be something that you're always thinking
Speaker 3: about and you're always gonna be worried if you're gonna
Speaker 3: get caught and it's nothing to get caught by. It's
Speaker 3: you did nothing wrong. So it's going to be a
Speaker 3: bit uncomfortable. It might actually be unpleasant for a minute,
Speaker 3: but probably it was before her. And you're gotta get
Speaker 3: some questions, answer them all honestly, and rip the band
Speaker 3: aid off, because what's gonna be even worse and how
Speaker 3: uncomfortable it is for three six hours, maybe a full
Speaker 3: night when you did nothing wrong, is if later on
Speaker 3: you get caught not telling what you should have told.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's why I say sort.
Speaker 2: Of been in this situation a little bit with my
Speaker 2: current boyfriend where he didn't tell me something and I
Speaker 2: already knew because other people had told me.
Speaker 6: Ye Jerry, Jerry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't tell me straight away, and he really didn't.
Speaker 2: He didn't know that I knew, but I knew, so
Speaker 2: I was waiting for him to tell me, and then
Speaker 2: it just never was coming out. And then we ha's
Speaker 2: even seen this person, and I'm like, why is he
Speaker 2: not saying something?
Speaker 1: Now? Like this is weird?
Speaker 2: So finally I'm like, I know this, that's.
Speaker 3: What you yelled.
Speaker 1: It's like I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Couldn't take it anymore. And I was like, I know
Speaker 2: this about you. I know. I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 2: supposed to know it about you, I guess, but I know,
Speaker 2: and I'm waiting for you to tell me. And his reasoning,
Speaker 2: I totally got it, and I know his heart, so
Speaker 2: he meant well, and he would have eventually told me,
Speaker 2: but it would have been so much better if he
Speaker 2: just told me day one, like whenever we knew we
Speaker 2: would have encounters with this person.
Speaker 3: And that's from your perspective. Yeah, even from the guy's perspective. Dude,
Speaker 3: you're gonna worry about this and think about it NonStop. Yes,
Speaker 3: it is going to be like weights in your pockets.
Speaker 3: So it's not gonna be so much can't walk, but
Speaker 3: it's gonna be so annoying you're gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 3: be bother someome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I would even think my boyfriend would tell
Speaker 2: you that now, he'd have been like, oh, it probably
Speaker 2: would have been so much better. It made more sense
Speaker 2: to just say it the minute that I knew they
Speaker 2: were gonna see each other.
Speaker 3: Just do it, dude, Yeah, that's all. Just do it.
Speaker 3: Just do it, get it over with. Yeah, and don't
Speaker 3: even weird about it.
Speaker 2: It's not weird.
Speaker 3: It's fine, but it's weird if you make it weird.
Speaker 3: If the presentation is weird, it's now weird.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's weirder if you wait. But if you
Speaker 2: just say it like we're all mature people. Yes, people
Speaker 2: have past relationships, just say it.
Speaker 3: Let me give you an example. Hey, you were talking
Speaker 3: about Molly. I think I used to day to her
Speaker 3: before I met you. But I think you know, well,
Speaker 3: you don't know because you know't know who Molly. You
Speaker 3: don't know for sure because he doesn't he has any
Speaker 3: picture on Molly. Oh he's like, he's like, I'm pretty certain. Okay,
Speaker 3: so unless there's full certainty. But if you just say
Speaker 3: it like that, like hey, we need to talk. If
Speaker 3: you make it a big deal, it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: big deal. I don't say we need to know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Don't do anything like that. Just be like,
Speaker 3: here's Molly. This is weird coincidence, But I think you
Speaker 3: said date Molly before I met you. It's not a
Speaker 3: big deal to you. It's not gonna be a big
Speaker 3: deal to her. It's my advice. Perfect, perfect, We just
Speaker 3: fixed it all right. Thank you for messaging us, emailing us.
Speaker 3: Thank you. By Happy birthday to Dirk Spentley fifty years
Speaker 3: old today about that?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: What is your favorite Dirk song? Oh?
Speaker 2: Come a little closer, sing it, Come a little closer, baby,
Speaker 2: I feel like laying you're down?
Speaker 3: What do you think is number one streaming song is
Speaker 3: drunk on a plane?
Speaker 2: Is it? I'm getting drunk on a plane.
Speaker 1: Jesus, everybody, you didn't.
Speaker 3: Get number two? Marona Beach, number three.
Speaker 2: And something strong Mama ros or.
Speaker 3: No goods and hot Alabama? Alabama? Oh? That is that a.
Speaker 1: Need another.
Speaker 2: Non pound hammer?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: Hold on, can't give me more?
Speaker 3: What was I think?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Betty wants to get Alabama? Or daddy had a gun?
Speaker 3: That them not? It is either of it? Think so
Speaker 3: his birthday spent a lot of time with darks Over
Speaker 3: the years. This went viral. We were talking about him
Speaker 3: and his wife sleeping in separate beds, and he explained why.
Speaker 11: That got rid of bed got two platform beds and
Speaker 11: two box springs and two mattresses and monsters. She has
Speaker 11: her debate. There's a clear line. You can see the
Speaker 11: floor between her bed and mind. So it's a independent suspension.
Speaker 11: Why would you have a truck with lee springs when
Speaker 11: you can have you know, independent suspension so she can
Speaker 11: move around all she wants. And because I'm just such
Speaker 11: an animal, it's terrible. She's like she's sleeping the couch. Now,
Speaker 11: She's like, there's next room. We have him, She's just
Speaker 11: so go sleep in there. And even last night we're like,
Speaker 11: we've got to get this back on track.
Speaker 3: And when that went viral, it was only the headline
Speaker 3: Dereks and his wife sleep in separate beds and now
Speaker 3: is it? And he was like day. He also said,
Speaker 3: before we did this podcast in my house, he was like,
Speaker 3: this is why I don't do podcasts, because I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do yours. I'll do podcast because I say stuff and
Speaker 3: then goes freaking viral. This is not what it was,
Speaker 3: and it did obviously his favorite song to play live
Speaker 3: that he's not tired of yet.
Speaker 11: I met I never get tired of five one five
Speaker 11: ozho or what was I thinking? I still loves I
Speaker 11: think it's still a huge song. I mean, I hold on,
Speaker 11: It's like always come a little closer. Did four songs
Speaker 11: that what You're One? He does all of them.
Speaker 3: So I've talked about this on the show. But he
Speaker 3: met Hank Williams Junior and he talked about Hank Williams
Speaker 3: Junior would go to pep random people's houses with the
Speaker 3: metal detector, be like, can I come through your yard?
Speaker 11: I've met Hank always wanted to go to do the
Speaker 11: He comes around her and he has that meta detector
Speaker 11: and he goes to people's houses around here. He'll knock
Speaker 11: on the door, nod. He used to I swear to
Speaker 11: God you to Tony Brown's house and he said, Hey,
Speaker 11: according to my old maps, where your house is was
Speaker 11: a historic battle. Do you mind if I go back
Speaker 11: in your backyard just do a few things. They'll go
Speaker 11: out there and going to dig in the dirt up
Speaker 11: a little bit and stuff.
Speaker 3: There are stories of people just getting a knock at
Speaker 3: the door and it's d Junior with a metal detective. Yes,
Speaker 3: Chris Chance has done it with him.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean he knocks the door, his overlays his
Speaker 11: map over the current you know this area, and goes
Speaker 11: and digs around stuff.
Speaker 3: That'd be pretty cool. That'd be a Wow, you get
Speaker 3: a knock your answer? Hello? Oh you ready? Was at Uh?
Speaker 3: He flipped out on his daughter's volleyball coach. He'd just
Speaker 3: come off the road. He was upset his daughter wasn't
Speaker 3: putt in the game, and he talked about fronting the coach,
Speaker 3: and then he realized, I'm not ready to be out
Speaker 3: in public.
Speaker 11: Yet she's not getting in. She's like no, I'm like,
Speaker 11: let's go. Oh my daughter. Now she's screaming me. I'm
Speaker 11: trying to protect my daughter. Coach says something to me.
Speaker 11: I said something back to the coach. We walk off.
Speaker 3: My daughter's calling me dad, You're a psycho.
Speaker 11: I just wasn't ready to be back like off the
Speaker 11: tour of bus and back in like a real world situation.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, So emails and visitations and trying to just
Speaker 11: had in hand back at the school like I'm sorry,
Speaker 11: I am an idiot. So I do get like, especially
Speaker 11: my daughters are playing sports. I get this inner like
Speaker 11: soccer person, a soccer dad that comes out. That's kind
Speaker 11: of I got to control a little bit. That's one
Speaker 11: of the better stories. Yeah, that is ever told. And
Speaker 11: we were talking about what was I think?
Speaker 3: And he once stopped a music exec in a parking
Speaker 3: lot of a club to play that song, to play
Speaker 3: him that song on guitar, and so here you go.
Speaker 11: And she met me outside and I played it for acoustically,
Speaker 11: like outside the club.
Speaker 12: Oddly enough, I fought really hard for that not to
Speaker 12: be the first single. So what did you want to be?
Speaker 12: The first song called Wish It Would Break, which is
Speaker 12: more of a country thing. That's about your wishing your
Speaker 12: car steeroid break. Because every song plays with minds of
Speaker 12: your girl. It's a great song.
Speaker 3: But Mike Dungin from Capitol was like, we're going b
Speaker 3: thinking so and you're glad it did. Yeah, he had
Speaker 3: his guitars, like, listen to this song and it was
Speaker 3: what was I thinking? That's happy birthday, Dark Spently, fifty
Speaker 3: years old. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2: This woman lavon she was at Millennium Park in Chicago.
Speaker 2: When she enjoyed her time there, then she left. Then
Speaker 2: she panicked realizing that she.
Speaker 1: Left her purse at the park. This had her.
Speaker 2: Id her credit cards, her medications, and several hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Can't fly away if you don't have your flyaway credentials.
Speaker 3: That'd be a driver license yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's like thinking, there's no way it's there. Somebody
Speaker 2: probably took it, but I'm going to go back retrace
Speaker 2: my steps. She couldn't find it, so she went to
Speaker 2: a nearby gift shop.
Speaker 1: She walked in there.
Speaker 2: She's like, hey, have y'all seen a black purse or
Speaker 2: has anybody turned it in?
Speaker 3: Is there a black person here?
Speaker 2: So two, like two minutes before she walked in, two
Speaker 2: ladies had turned in the purse to.
Speaker 1: The gift shop.
Speaker 3: That's crazy with everything in it. Yes, yeah, do you
Speaker 3: get to is there a black person here? I don't
Speaker 3: get it? Chit oh just talking about Chetty walks in
Speaker 3: and he walks mea is there a black person here?
Speaker 3: And there's a white guy and a black woman and like, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a black person person here. It's like she's like why,
Speaker 3: I just like just like looking for a black Is
Speaker 3: there a black person here? Because I'm a black person? No,
Speaker 3: no black per here? It is black purse? Yeah, perse
Speaker 3: not person?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: So have you ever lost your ID, driver's license or
Speaker 3: even passport and you have to fly and you had
Speaker 3: to go through an airport without that?
Speaker 2: Uh, well I left my wallet at the airport, but
Speaker 2: I'd already gone through security, but I flew home and
Speaker 2: it stayed at the airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. I just wonder what steps you have
Speaker 3: to go through, because I'm sure it happens where someone's
Speaker 3: on a trip and they lose their stuff and they
Speaker 3: have to go to the airport without their stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have done that before. I can't remember exactly
Speaker 2: what I had to do, but I produce some sort
Speaker 2: of your body.
Speaker 3: Look, I promise. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Me in sixth grade, they took me through a checklist
Speaker 2: of certain notifications that proved that I was in fact
Speaker 2: Amy Brown.
Speaker 3: Good for you. I thought he could do that. All right,
Speaker 3: good story, that's what it's all about. That was telling
Speaker 3: me something good. Abby, our producer and phone screener is
Speaker 3: in studio. You are a massive fan of what NFL team.
Speaker 1: The Denver Broncos.
Speaker 3: You get jealous Broncos helmet Here I do it is
Speaker 3: a bo Nix quarterback signed Denver Bronco's helmet. She knew that,
Speaker 3: big man. She tried to convince me to be a
Speaker 3: Broncos fan. And let me tell you they're good this season.
Speaker 3: You're pretty excited about that. I am so a lot
Speaker 3: of listeners are like, why don't you give Abby the helmet? Now?
Speaker 3: That helmet is worth a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I know it's awesome.
Speaker 3: There are people though that like lunchboxes, say you're a poser.
Speaker 3: You're a poster. Okay, so if you.
Speaker 8: For sure, it's just one hundred percent. There's I've never
Speaker 8: heard Broncos anything ever in her life, but she's a
Speaker 8: huge Broncos fane.
Speaker 1: Because my family is family.
Speaker 6: That doesn't mean you're a huge fan.
Speaker 8: Your family might be, but you just say you like
Speaker 8: the Broncos because your family does. Doesn't mean you know
Speaker 8: anything about him, like your PowerPoint which just stats off
Speaker 8: the internet like it's a nice stadium, it's a big stay.
Speaker 3: I'm angry. I just Abby. I'm gonna give you seven
Speaker 3: questions out of seven, I will give you this helmet.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: This is a helmet that's around a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's cool. Okay, you can have it.
Speaker 3: Five of seven. Here we go again.
Speaker 1: You are a fan of the Denver Broncos.
Speaker 3: That's correct, that's not. That's not an answer though.
Speaker 1: That's one.
Speaker 3: What's the Denver Broncos current record.
Speaker 1: Nine and two?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 1: One? Not bad?
Speaker 3: That's good. That's really good. That's good.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm a little nervous now I got to give you
Speaker 3: the helmet. Yeah, that was softball. I don't know harder.
Speaker 6: They're gonna get harder, don't you worry.
Speaker 3: Quarterback Bo Nicks, who signed this played at two different colleges.
Speaker 3: Can you name them?
Speaker 1: That was fun? Two different college is? Okay? So one
Speaker 1: was in Florida, Florida State.
Speaker 3: That transfer for one. What's the other one?
Speaker 1: Jacksonville?
Speaker 3: So Jacksonville and Florida State. Yes, that's incorrect. That's way,
Speaker 3: that's way wrong, have been wronger?
Speaker 1: What are the right answers?
Speaker 3: Auburn?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: And then Oregon.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. That's a fun fact.
Speaker 3: Who is the current Denver Broncos head coach.
Speaker 1: Sean Payton?
Speaker 3: Correct? Okay, good job? Okay? Who is Denver's wide receiver
Speaker 3: number one?
Speaker 5: See?
Speaker 2: I watch a lot of these like sports bars, name one,
Speaker 2: two or three?
Speaker 1: Any wide receiver?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wide receiver one, two or three?
Speaker 1: Dobbs. I watched a lot of Packers too. My boyfriend
Speaker 1: getting confused.
Speaker 3: Your boyfriend's teams, dobbin running back? Who's hurt? Ohaka, yeah
Speaker 3: he's on, he's out. For a few weeks. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: not it. He's running back. Okay, I would have accepted COURTLANDT.
Speaker 3: Sutton as the number one, but also Marvin Mams, Troy Franklin,
Speaker 3: Pat Bryan, a bunch of yes. Okay, let's keep playing here.
Speaker 3: What was the last year that Broncos won the Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen?
Speaker 3: Twenty sixteen? It? Oh no, that was on my.
Speaker 1: Power point too, twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's keep rolling here. Who kicked the thirty
Speaker 3: five yard field goal to beat the Chiefs this past Sunday.
Speaker 1: It's not Dicker the kicker.
Speaker 3: Correct, not him because he plays.
Speaker 1: For the Bronco Chiefs.
Speaker 6: No, no, he doesn't.
Speaker 4: It's funny you know him though, Chargers because it's Dicker
Speaker 4: the kicker, got it?
Speaker 3: You don't know Will Lutts LUTs.
Speaker 6: Huge.
Speaker 3: Who was the last game that Denver lost to this season?
Speaker 3: Last team they lost to? What was the last game
Speaker 3: they lost?
Speaker 1: What was it? Who was it? Not the Cowboys?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 3: You all beat the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this one wrong. I watched them, but
Speaker 1: you can't think of it.
Speaker 3: I think Dick the character place for they. You just
Speaker 3: said Chargers Chargers. Yeah, Chargers, that's the answer. Yeah, twenty
Speaker 3: through twenty a week six. This is embarrassing the other
Speaker 3: three teams in the Broncos Division.
Speaker 1: The Raiders, the Chiefs, and the Chiefs.
Speaker 10: Oh three seconds, but time also the Chargers.
Speaker 3: What is going on?
Speaker 6: I don't know, laugh a little bits.
Speaker 1: Football. I mean, the helmet's sitting right there.
Speaker 3: I know how many Super Bowls have the bron How
Speaker 3: many of they won? Four? Three?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Your drive?
Speaker 1: Do you know anything?
Speaker 3: Yes? This is somewhat general knowledge stuff. Maybe I wouldn't
Speaker 3: have got will Lutts.
Speaker 1: But I think we all probably what's the name of
Speaker 1: their stadium, my high stadium?
Speaker 3: You can't make your own questions?
Speaker 1: What are their colors? Blue and orange?
Speaker 3: I would have given you that helmet.
Speaker 2: Where they located Denver?
Speaker 1: Can I study and we do it again?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 6: Big fan doesn't need to study that.
Speaker 3: Do you want that helmet?
Speaker 1: Appen? Yes? Look at it. It's like orange, like shiny,
Speaker 1: and it's autograph.
Speaker 3: All right, there's she is. I'm not going to say
Speaker 3: you're opposer, because I do think you watched the games.
Speaker 3: I will just say you're a casual. Will you accept
Speaker 3: that a casual fan. That's that's what you call it.
Speaker 3: Someone's a casual. If they're not your casual, you only
Speaker 3: you know, you can.
Speaker 2: Still care passionately if they win or lose.
Speaker 3: She's a casual that cares. Yeah, she don't know that much.
Speaker 3: Ball though.
Speaker 1: John Elway, he used to be.
Speaker 3: What what former Bronco do we have? On twenty five
Speaker 3: Whistles this week.
Speaker 1: I was listening to you guys talk who was that?
Speaker 3: Did Bronco? You didn't know who was? Sean ed McCaffrey.
Speaker 1: Ed McCaffrey heard of that? Heard him?
Speaker 3: Okay, there she is. Everybody know Elm I saw that.
Speaker 3: Jane Seymour. I don't know she getting married again at
Speaker 3: fourth time? Watch rocks.
Speaker 8: Uh No, she found love again after her fourth marriage ending.
Speaker 3: She's just so much. She's been married four times already.
Speaker 8: Yes, And I mean to me, I see this and
Speaker 8: I think, does this? I not know he's dating a
Speaker 8: crazy woman? So what who is Jane Symore do you guys?
Speaker 8: Because she's doctor Quinn, medicine woman, that's what she is.
Speaker 3: Or in wedding crashers, Yeah, doctor Quinn first, wedding crasher. Second.
Speaker 3: I'm sure she's had other role.
Speaker 8: Pretty hot for an older lady.
Speaker 3: Well, she says, seventy is a fifty.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because she found love again after being married four times.
Speaker 3: Did they all die or something? No?
Speaker 2: No, some of them maybe maybe.
Speaker 4: Because if they all died, then we didn't look into her.
Speaker 3: That's the Jane Seymour thing. Jane's I do think you're
Speaker 3: allowed more marriage as the older you get. Before we
Speaker 3: start to go that's crazy, like j Lo. That mean
Speaker 3: times you've been married three or four?
Speaker 8: Chris Judd, Marc Anthony ben Affleck ben Affleck.
Speaker 3: Again, did she marry him?
Speaker 2: Woy?
Speaker 3: Did she marry him?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 3: But I think it's different if you're fifty and you're
Speaker 3: married four times and seventy.
Speaker 2: Oh the baseball player.
Speaker 8: Ay Roger was engaged to.
Speaker 3: He's married four times? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, would we be saying this same thing
Speaker 2: if this was a guy.
Speaker 3: Finding DiCaprio like crazy, he's never even been married.
Speaker 2: Like Lunchblock said, this guy has to know he's dating
Speaker 2: a crazy girl. So like, would we say the guy's crazy?
Speaker 3: No, we would say DiCaprio's creepy.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I'm fast forward. A seventy year old man
Speaker 2: is on his fifth relationship. Is he crazy?
Speaker 3: I would say he's probably awful. I think there'd be something.
Speaker 2: My dad found love. He was not awful, I must.
Speaker 3: Say awful at love.
Speaker 2: My dad was so great, like Lord. Yes he had
Speaker 2: his flaw, Sure.
Speaker 1: Did he did.
Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez been agaged six times.
Speaker 8: Okay, she's crazy, my dad, she's crazy, she's crazy.
Speaker 3: Wounds, we all do tell what?
Speaker 2: He was lonely.
Speaker 8: Divorced.
Speaker 4: So Jane Seymour says she was married to men who
Speaker 4: had different issues, and she never ended the marriages they
Speaker 4: did by finding other people.
Speaker 3: Especially, says all of them, they all had different issues. Okay,
Speaker 3: so does that mean she sucks in? Probably if all
Speaker 3: four were like I can't be with her a marriage? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh see, my dad always found different relationships. He was
Speaker 2: married four times and.
Speaker 3: I never overlaps.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Yes, all of them.
Speaker 3: But do you know what I'm asking? Yes?
Speaker 2: No, say it again?
Speaker 3: Were the overlaps?
Speaker 2: Explain what that means? You know, cheating all of them?
Speaker 3: What I was saying? Yeah, I know, got it.
Speaker 2: He was a lover then every single one. It was
Speaker 2: a pattern.
Speaker 3: Cheated on every everyone, it was a pattern.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and married the next like he would leave Mary
Speaker 2: the next except for then when his fourth marriage.
Speaker 3: Endedemour he was one of them.
Speaker 2: And I don't think he ever on his fourth marriage.
Speaker 2: I don't think he did. That ended for different reasons.
Speaker 2: And then no, that was his last marriage. But then
Speaker 2: he was in a relation ship with my sister's husband's
Speaker 2: grandma and then they died.
Speaker 3: That's how that end is WHOA. During an interview with
Speaker 3: Hello Magazine, Jane Seymour opened up about finding love again
Speaker 3: her seventies after being married four times. Four yeah, four times.
Speaker 3: Two years ago, she met Mercy Room doctor and musicians
Speaker 3: John Zambetti, who she calls amazingly brilliant. She admitted to
Speaker 3: The Outlets she doesn't think a healthy, loving relationship was
Speaker 3: possible at her stage of life. Regardless, I ain't gonna
Speaker 3: shame do your thing, because.
Speaker 2: She could be great, just like my dad was great.
Speaker 3: And so I think the older you get, the more
Speaker 3: room there is. But if you have four they all
Speaker 3: they all jumped. It don't matter if it's Sam or her.
Speaker 3: In life, there's often a common denominator when things happened
Speaker 3: multiple times.
Speaker 2: I think she kept choosing toxic men.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, no, I think they just liked or
Speaker 3: she's a talk so there's some toxicity somewhere. She either
Speaker 3: has a bad gauge or she is it herself one
Speaker 3: of the two.
Speaker 4: Don't people just like the love feeling, and when you're
Speaker 4: married for more than five years, that feeling kind of
Speaker 4: just it's different.
Speaker 3: By the way, Eddie thinks that Morgan and a boyfriend
Speaker 3: broke up, it was just a theory. Why theory?
Speaker 2: They definitely didn't because she's talked about him a lot lately.
Speaker 4: And that's part of it. I think there's over use
Speaker 4: of my boyfriend stories one and two. The other day
Speaker 4: she was just like it was a random Thursday or Wednesday.
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, I went out last night and I
Speaker 4: went on a party bus and it's like.
Speaker 8: Two nights in a row.
Speaker 3: She went on a party bus single behavior.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what she was doing when she was single.
Speaker 3: Is she are Jane Seymour Morgan, I'm.
Speaker 7: Very much still with my boyfriend and yes he was
Speaker 7: on the party bus with the end.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not Jane Seymour. I haven't been married at
Speaker 8: all yet.
Speaker 3: Well no, not married boyfriends? Yeah, well yeah, I've had
Speaker 3: a few boyfriends, but that's okay. Have they overlapped, kidd,
Speaker 3: No overlap. Jane Seymour, do you thing. That's why I say,
Speaker 3: Jane Seymour, do your thing. Ain't hurt nobody. We ain't
Speaker 3: judging launch. She's like she made four times. She's crazy.
Speaker 8: I mean her husband's in sick around long. Her first
Speaker 8: marriage two years, second marriage a year. I mean, come on, man.
Speaker 3: I think we would you agree that we all have
Speaker 3: some part of us that's absolutely insane. It just has
Speaker 3: to hopefully match the person's ability to handle our insanity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my my boyfriend has been training me out of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, that doesn't craziness. I just sounds like you're in
Speaker 3: a cult.
Speaker 2: No, I have a theory it's a cult.
Speaker 8: No, I don't think he's training you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he is. But I started to
Speaker 2: pick up on something that parents do, and I feel
Speaker 2: like he's treating he's trying to because like my crazy
Speaker 2: is older. He is older, yes, but I like was
Speaker 2: used to chaos. I was in my marriage.
Speaker 3: He puts you in a crate. Hey, you want to
Speaker 3: shut the chaos down?
Speaker 2: Cry sometimes like we're so he's so level and like
Speaker 2: my nervous system is so calm around him he's so
Speaker 2: leveled that for a while I would try to drum
Speaker 2: up a little drama because like.
Speaker 3: You know, okay, Amy Jane, Okay, not I'm.
Speaker 2: Not, but I would I And then I saw him
Speaker 2: like just ignoring it basically. And you know, like they
Speaker 2: talk about when a kid falls down, like the kid
Speaker 2: looks at the parent of like how am I going
Speaker 2: to be with this? And the parent if the parent
Speaker 2: sort of ignores it, a lot of times the kid's fine.
Speaker 2: They'll just get up and they don't cry and make
Speaker 2: it a whole thing. And sometimes when I try to
Speaker 2: like stir stuff up and make it a little less boring,
Speaker 2: I've gotten better at it. But I realized that was
Speaker 2: one of my toxic things that I was bringing because
Speaker 2: I was like trying to create drama when it wasn't necessary.
Speaker 2: He would just straight up ignore it.
Speaker 3: Alternative theory.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, now, I do it less.
Speaker 3: Yea working alternative theory.
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 3: He's just tired.
Speaker 2: No, he's not tired. He's not tired. He's very active
Speaker 2: and has plenty of energy.
Speaker 3: I think he when I say it, that.
Speaker 1: So weird.
Speaker 3: Have a conversation. It's so weird, Like.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 3: You make me feel weird. I don't feel weird than anything.
Speaker 3: He works out. I hear it.
Speaker 1: He's tired.
Speaker 8: Amy, you said it so like, uh inappropriately?
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, I'm pro Jane Seymour.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm team Jane Seymour. Let people live their lives.
Speaker 3: We have a big development in this story. So Scuba Steve,
Speaker 3: our executive producer, runs the show. He claims that had
Speaker 3: he just had a little help, he could have been
Speaker 3: in the NBA. And I'm like, hey, I get it.
Speaker 3: You maybe you'd have been a better basketball player, but
Speaker 3: you're not built like an NBA player. But you do
Speaker 3: think with a little more direction, a little more support,
Speaker 3: you could have made the league most definitely. And my
Speaker 3: physical fitness is not me.
Speaker 14: You guys have seen the worst version of me ten
Speaker 14: years ago, fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3: I was freaking phenomenal. I hear you, but so much
Speaker 3: more as just like than how much you practice? How
Speaker 3: tall are you? I'm six foot? A caller even.
Speaker 13: Said this, Scuba still thinks he could.
Speaker 3: Have played in the NBA.
Speaker 13: I watched the video of y'all playing basketball from whenever
Speaker 13: that was over the summer or whenever Scuba, do you
Speaker 13: have like zero athletic ability? According to that video, it's
Speaker 13: like you could barely even dribble the ball. Just give
Speaker 13: up the thought that you could have made it to
Speaker 13: the NBA, because it's like zero possible chance.
Speaker 3: It's zero. I also think it's zero. I'd have been
Speaker 3: more loving about it and supportive, and I think you
Speaker 3: probably could have been a lot better if you'd had
Speaker 3: a support system. It could have possibly even played high
Speaker 3: school ball an average seven a game. Okay, that's why
Speaker 3: I think, like between you get an average seven to
Speaker 3: ten points a game in high school. It had good
Speaker 3: responsible guidance. He didn't even play high school ball. No,
Speaker 3: I didn't. My dad left. Oh, oh my god. Oh no,
Speaker 3: that's whatever. My dad left when I was five and
Speaker 3: I played high school football his NBA. I stopped playing
Speaker 3: around like middle school. Our only point is it doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what physical shape you're in. An athlete is an athlete,
Speaker 3: and you move well. And so scubas that he could
Speaker 3: outrun the fattest guy in the Titans, and I said,
Speaker 3: I don't think that's true. So we have I've selected
Speaker 3: the largest man on the Titans here. It's J. C. Latham.
Speaker 3: Offensive tackle who's really good. He's six six, three hundred
Speaker 3: and forty two pounds. Now, I'm not gonna get JC
Speaker 3: to come up here and run against Scuba in the
Speaker 3: middle of the season, but we do have his forty
Speaker 3: time when he ran at the combine or his workout,
Speaker 3: and his forty time is five point four six seconds.
Speaker 3: So you're talking about six six three forty two because
Speaker 3: scubas that he could outrun any of the what big
Speaker 3: fat guys on the football team.
Speaker 14: This guy's muscular, though, he's not one of those guys
Speaker 14: with the big belly that I'm talking about, Like.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Perry belly. You don't get to pick
Speaker 3: the physical shape in a silhouette. You said, the biggest
Speaker 3: fattest guy six six, three forty two is an offensive tackle.
Speaker 3: He's not fat though, three forty two is big man,
Speaker 3: he's muscle.
Speaker 14: I'm looking at a picture of and now this guy
Speaker 14: is all must So it's like Rick Ross now versus
Speaker 14: Rick Ross backs there, So.
Speaker 6: You're talking about William the refrigerator.
Speaker 8: Perry, right, Yeah, he ran a four to six No wow, whatever,
Speaker 8: for sure, I praidy no way ran a four.
Speaker 6: That's what it says. According to Ai.
Speaker 3: I would I would argue that that's not accurate. A
Speaker 3: four six however, not here nor there? Oh four to
Speaker 3: eight when he weighed three hundred and fifteen pounds. So Scuba,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter which person you pick. I have every
Speaker 3: single person on the team. I don't think you can
Speaker 3: outrun a single offensive or defensive lineman. What's the highest
Speaker 3: time on that list that you have. I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 3: It's jac Latam. I just talked about. Here you go
Speaker 3: in six six, three forty two. He runs one in
Speaker 3: five point four six seconds. He runs what what's the
Speaker 3: one forty forty? Okay, So if you beat five point
Speaker 3: four six, I'll give you five hundred bucks. All right, deal.
Speaker 3: What's on the line for me if I lose? Though,
Speaker 3: exactly nothing? Nothing. I literally don't care. Okay. I want
Speaker 3: to draw a hair on your head with a sharpie.
Speaker 3: I'll try you a head of hair on your bald head,
Speaker 3: the big black sharpie. Love it. I deal. So we'll
Speaker 3: do this, oh my gosh, next week or something. But
Speaker 3: I want you to stretch. Dude, You're gonna writ yes,
Speaker 3: stretch please, I'll have to stretch.
Speaker 14: I have I even have a herdia. I have surgery
Speaker 14: coming up. Wait wait, because I violently was throwing up
Speaker 14: and I pulled up.
Speaker 3: Okay, see it's always something. It's always something, but it's all.
Speaker 3: We didn't say this when we were talking about a
Speaker 3: few days ago. I didn't think I was gonna put
Speaker 3: to the challenge. I know, I literally, guys, did I
Speaker 3: literally not say I'm gonna find the slowest person on
Speaker 3: the Titans find their time, and Scooba is gonna run
Speaker 3: against them. You did that literally verbatim.
Speaker 14: I know we say a lot of things, though, so
Speaker 14: I'll know he's gonna a kidney and.
Speaker 3: That in the real world and talk to Johnny Bananas. Okay,
Speaker 3: So okay, five four six in a forty Okay, I
Speaker 3: will give you five hundred dollars in cash. If you don't,
Speaker 3: we get to draw and you have to wear it
Speaker 3: for a week. And so forty. That's forty yards. No, dude,
Speaker 3: it's twenty miles forty Okay, now forty yards? Okay.
Speaker 8: What do you think he can run six? More than six?
Speaker 8: I mean they are moving, they're moving.
Speaker 3: I ran at South Carolina when I was best shape.
Speaker 3: Do you think you can run? I'm in a boot. Now,
Speaker 3: do you think you can run run faster than me? Yeah?
Speaker 14: I just know that when I run like this is
Speaker 14: how I remember running is I ran so fast? I
Speaker 14: was scared to run because I couldn't slow down, like
Speaker 14: I would get to a point where I'm like, oh
Speaker 14: my gosh.
Speaker 3: I so fast. I've gotten myself into the stupid conversation
Speaker 3: that I ran so faster.
Speaker 2: I got scared for everybody else because I couldn't slow
Speaker 2: down and stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Scuba make me this promise.
Speaker 2: Get anybody that fast.
Speaker 3: I want you to stretch and we'll find a time
Speaker 3: to do it. We'll get you out somewhere. We'll do it,
Speaker 3: but don't run a forty and don't measure it until
Speaker 3: we do it, Okay, I trust me. I won't have
Speaker 3: the time to do it, so I have no idea. Well,
Speaker 3: you'd have seven seconds. What about the hernia? I think
Speaker 3: he just threw this in last minute surgery schedule. He
Speaker 3: has it scheduled a reddish.
Speaker 2: I've said scheduled, said scheduled.
Speaker 3: Picked up his shirt yesterday and showed me then, And
Speaker 3: he didn't bring it up when we first talked about
Speaker 3: he did not. So now we can't do it.
Speaker 14: You know what, screw it, I'll do it with the
Speaker 14: hernia because then then when I beat that time with
Speaker 14: the hernia.
Speaker 3: No, but you're gonna use it as an excuse. No,
Speaker 3: I don't do excuses. I just.
Speaker 6: Literally just said, well, I have a herdia.
Speaker 3: Was only that my dad would have been there.
Speaker 2: Also, because I run too fast. I can't slow down,
Speaker 2: so I don't run.
Speaker 11: Yes, because you made nothing but excuses, it's time for
Speaker 11: the good news.
Speaker 3: Bobby dog, three years old, did not complete the required
Speaker 3: certification to become a rescue dog with the police department.
Speaker 3: Because they test those dogs and they put them in
Speaker 3: situations and they just distract the crap out of them
Speaker 3: to see if they break. Yeah, and so couldn't handle
Speaker 3: not being distracted, Like it's like they run like live
Speaker 3: animals beside them. I would be distracted anyway. Then they
Speaker 3: have ADHD. So the trainer said, hey, you can't make
Speaker 3: him an official K nine. But the police chief decided, hey,
Speaker 3: love the dog, and so they've been using the dog
Speaker 3: in other situations, hospitals, any sort of comfort situations, like
Speaker 3: he does great there, and he was a dog they
Speaker 3: adopted anyway, So they took a dog, adopted it, trained
Speaker 3: it up again, was too distracted. But now they found
Speaker 3: ways to keep the dog involved in doing good things
Speaker 3: for other people, just not like drug busts and stuff,
Speaker 3: you know what. To be honest, it or ought to
Speaker 3: be that dog anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more of like a therapeutic dog. Like I'm
Speaker 2: even if I'm a cop, I come back from a
Speaker 2: stressful run like you know, day on the road or whatever.
Speaker 2: Like if I come back to the police station, I
Speaker 2: get to cuddle up with a dog.
Speaker 3: I know, I kind of want of dog's been there
Speaker 3: with me so I can talk about it with them.
Speaker 3: You know, we have something in common. But yeah, big
Speaker 3: shout out to the police chief Britz Smith, who talked
Speaker 3: about this and said, hey, even though the dog didn't
Speaker 3: make it, the dogs still doing awesome things. And it's
Speaker 3: an adopted dog that's from k c C. I that
Speaker 3: is what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 15: Wake up, wake up in the mall. And it's on
Speaker 15: the radio and the Dodgers keeps on turn already his lunchbox.
Speaker 15: Mor get too, Steve bred I'm trying to put you
Speaker 15: through the back. He's running this week's next bite the
Speaker 15: Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 3: Is the Bobby ball have ninety seconds to get as
Speaker 3: many corny jokes as possible. Let's do the investigative, Morning Corny,
Speaker 3: the Morning Corny.
Speaker 2: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
Speaker 3: Gobbled up gobble knockout, knockout brawl, Turkey bowl, turkey brawl,
Speaker 3: turkey black guy, black eyed p let's i's soill? Pretty
Speaker 3: good about that? Foul foul dressing, got the dressing, dressing,
Speaker 3: got the stuff, got it?
Speaker 2: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Speaker 3: Uh roo shoot me? Got got it? Yeah, to not
Speaker 3: be got it? That's good.
Speaker 2: What do you get if you cross a turkey with
Speaker 2: a ghost.
Speaker 3: Boom goboo go boo gobo.
Speaker 6: Turkey and a ghost.
Speaker 9: Phantom turkey stuffing, ghosts, feathers ghost feather ghosts, giblet, chicken ghost,
Speaker 9: turkey ghost, Harry Casper ghost, the ghosts, Thanks halloweenum thanks
Speaker 9: a ween, poultry wings.
Speaker 3: Poultry guist, pulture guys, poultry guystry guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, why did the turkey start a band?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Don't What do pilgrims use to make moores?
Speaker 3: Charcoal? May flower flower? Oh? Go, go go.
Speaker 2: Something with may Flower has to be till Graham Gregor's
Speaker 2: hyeah read.
Speaker 3: The one back that we got.
Speaker 2: Okay, what happened when the turkey got into a fight?
Speaker 2: He got the stuffing knocked out of What did the
Speaker 2: turkey say to the turkey? Hunter?
Speaker 3: Quick?
Speaker 1: Quick, quack?
Speaker 2: What do you get if you cross a turkey with
Speaker 2: a ghost? Poultry?
Speaker 3: Guyst That was incredible?
Speaker 2: What Why did the turkey start a band? He had drumsticks?
Speaker 3: Everybody that one?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: What do pill used to make some horms?
Speaker 3: Did you get that one? So what'll we get? Four?
Speaker 3: Four Bobby Bone show carry up today?
Speaker 8: This story comes up from Thurston County, Washington. Three guys
Speaker 8: pull up to a ranch. They're gonna break into the
Speaker 8: ranch house. Only problem was there was fifteen deputies out
Speaker 8: on the land practicing their target practice.
Speaker 3: No way, this is better than when they rob a
Speaker 3: cop shop with the cop Christmas shop with the cop.
Speaker 8: Yeah, go ahead, And they ended up they were in
Speaker 8: a stolen car when they showed up. So not only
Speaker 8: they get busted for a stolen car, breaking and entering,
Speaker 8: had false identification on them all that.
Speaker 3: I think that's worse than doing shop with the cop
Speaker 3: and you try to rob the store and they're all there.
Speaker 3: That's funny. Okay, I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 8: That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 13: Voicemail whenever people call and they say good morning, studio
Speaker 13: and then you all go good morning.
Speaker 2: Do you actually say it every single time?
Speaker 3: Or do y'all just have like a button that you
Speaker 3: press and.
Speaker 2: It's pre recorded because it always.
Speaker 4: Sounds exactly the same, And I'm really impressed with the
Speaker 4: way that you guys keep it up every single time,
Speaker 4: all at the same time.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 3: We do not have a button that has us all
Speaker 3: doing that. We should have a button that has us
Speaker 3: all doing that. For example, like if I'm working out
Speaker 3: of my home studio and everybody's here and there's like
Speaker 3: the latency of like zero point one second and it's
Speaker 3: all off, we should have a button. But no, we
Speaker 3: do it live every single time. I don't say it's
Speaker 3: a skill we developed. But is it perfect every time? No? No, definitely,
Speaker 3: it's not perfect because you can feel the care and
Speaker 3: the warmth of it. It's like rock and roll. It
Speaker 3: ain't perfect, but it's perfect, that's right. No, we do
Speaker 3: not have a button. So in the official way that
Speaker 3: goes down. If someone calls in and they say morning studio,
Speaker 3: they literally have to say that yes, not morning y'all,
Speaker 3: or like hey, everybody, morning guys, morning room, Morning show.
Speaker 3: It's exactly if they say morning studio, then we all
Speaker 3: go morning like that. So sometimes it'll freak us out
Speaker 3: because I'll go Morning's stationary paper and we're like ready
Speaker 3: to go. We go that's awkward. Yeah, so no, that's
Speaker 3: that's us. It is not pre recorded. We do it live.
Speaker 3: It's probably a question people wonder though, So thank you
Speaker 3: for asking. We're done. We will see you tomorrow. Goodbye body.
Speaker 3: Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
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Speaker 3: I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
Speaker 3: you for listening to the podcast.