Speaker 1: Nicky Guyser Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am. It's
Speaker 1: a Nicki Guyser podcast. Welcome. It's Tuesday. He took yesterday
Speaker 1: off Martin Luther King Jr. Holiday. It was a nice
Speaker 1: little break. We worked. Let's be honest with ourselves. We
Speaker 1: worked harder than we ever have. I think it's one
Speaker 1: of the longest days of my life. It was a
Speaker 1: pretty long day, you know. Um, but today's my day off,
Speaker 1: today's your day off. Yeah, I don't have anything after this.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Um? What what does she do?
Speaker 1: You know what? I was supposed to go watch my
Speaker 1: special with Chris and go over it. And he was like,
Speaker 1: I could do it a day, hang and do that,
Speaker 1: and then we could go take a break and then
Speaker 1: I come back and hang out at night. Um, And
Speaker 1: I said no, because I have my eyes set on
Speaker 1: a nap man. I got got just I got two
Speaker 1: naps in yesterday too. We shot at We had to
Speaker 1: wake up it early. I had to wake up ten
Speaker 1: to let the people into set up the shot. Then
Speaker 1: I got a nap in from eleven thirty to twelve
Speaker 1: to eleven forty five fifteen minute. Then I shot a
Speaker 1: thing at twelve to twelve thirty seven, and I got
Speaker 1: a nap in from twelve fifty to one thirty. That
Speaker 1: was a pretty The two naps snuck in and in
Speaker 1: a very small window happens better than a full nap.
Speaker 1: It really was restorative. But I've I'm definitely nappen later today.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been napping, needing a lot of
Speaker 1: naps recently. Let me just introduce our guest. She's here
Speaker 1: with us, Um, she's sitting in the chair next to me.
Speaker 1: You can watch it on YouTube in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. UM, big longtime fan, longtime listener,
Speaker 1: listens to I think almost every show certified bestie. Here,
Speaker 1: certified bestie. It's Carlile Forrester. What's up? You can follow
Speaker 1: her on Carlisle Forrester on Instagram. C A R l
Speaker 1: I S l E Forrester. F O R R E
Speaker 1: s t E R. Hey, wait a second, my nephew's
Speaker 1: name is Forrest. Yeah I heard that Forrester. I didn't
Speaker 1: even think about it. How it's part of your name.
Speaker 1: Did you get a lot of like Ron Forrester run?
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of that. Yeah, if I
Speaker 1: had a son, I'd probably name him Forrester because I'm
Speaker 1: I'm my mom's maiden name Carter. No, because it's because
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be well for some reason. Carlyle is my
Speaker 1: mom's last name, and I like that as a tum.
Speaker 1: Her real name is Esther, Esther, Carlyle. What's your dad's
Speaker 1: last name? Your Forrester? Do you no? I know, because
Speaker 1: you're gonna take your us Okay, carly is your mom's
Speaker 1: last name. Her mom is a fair maiden. Yes, I know.
Speaker 1: But your mom's maiden name is Robin, Robin God. I wait,
Speaker 1: will you give me the first initial? G Gershwin, it's
Speaker 1: not far off sho think Jewish, green, green, black, No,
Speaker 1: it's greenspan, greenhorns. No with green green, thinking Jewish, greedy.
Speaker 1: There's many horrible names I want to say, but no,
Speaker 1: it's um even worse. It's a gendel. Gendel. Oh, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have got which is actually Jewish? For I'll rob
Speaker 1: you and and take your money and add interest. You
Speaker 1: know what you can tell is Jewish who makes anti
Speaker 1: Semitic jokes. That's like when you are watching TV when
Speaker 1: you see a comedian or someone like making Jewish who
Speaker 1: was doing an impression of a Jewish person the other
Speaker 1: day and it was pretty anti Semitic, and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: was he Jewish? Like we were just were like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: he's Jewish. I don't know, maybe he was sage. I
Speaker 1: guess it's like when you know, black people get to
Speaker 1: say d N word, and so Jews really lean into.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the Jerry Seinfeld thing of like, I think
Speaker 1: he just converted to Judaism purely for the jokes. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I think you offended as a Jewish person. No, it
Speaker 1: offends me as a comedian. Yeah. So And in Curb
Speaker 1: this year, there was the guy that ran the studio
Speaker 1: to Jewey and he just lead with jew like every
Speaker 1: joke because Jewish. Yeah, because what it does if you're
Speaker 1: let's say you were Jewish and Elon is like that
Speaker 1: he makes everything. I'm not sure. And I think that's
Speaker 1: why he liked me initially, because he thought you were Jewish,
Speaker 1: so and who else I thought you were Jewish? He
Speaker 1: died thinking I was Jewish pilot at our last textic
Speaker 1: change and he said we were long lost relatives that
Speaker 1: were terminated in Europe or in Russia. And I was
Speaker 1: like and someone goes, oh, we thought you we Jewish,
Speaker 1: and go that's what that means. I was like, damn it,
Speaker 1: I was last Google search, is Nicky Glade are really Jewish?
Speaker 1: I'm glad he died of thinking I think that makes
Speaker 1: you Jewish. If Bob said, if a if a male
Speaker 1: jew dies thinking you're Jewish, now it's got to be
Speaker 1: a female. No, that's that's only a few. Well that's
Speaker 1: the mother thing. I mean, it's all so stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the mother has to be that Jewish um funeral ceremony.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to one, Carla? Not? No, not
Speaker 1: a Jewish ceremony of any sort, an induction on a dress.
Speaker 1: It was so beautiful. First of all, they did the
Speaker 1: Hebrew prayers um and they sang, you know, it's like
Speaker 1: huh like there's a lot of like you know, like
Speaker 1: but then might the Semitic thing I've ever heard? Then
Speaker 1: they read it. Then they had the English version and
Speaker 1: read it and it took two seconds like it was
Speaker 1: the singing it and he would really I'm wondering, when
Speaker 1: you sing the cantor, Yeah, when the cantor sings, do
Speaker 1: they like take liberties with what becomes a longer thing
Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, it's kind of like the Star Spangled banner.
Speaker 1: Now people just make it their own. I mean, I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I fascinated to listen because they wrote
Speaker 1: it phonetically so you could follow it along with I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don Yeah, it was cool. I liked it.
Speaker 1: And then, um, it was a short service to they
Speaker 1: didn't work around they're saying to prayers and then we're out,
Speaker 1: and then we go to the grave site and we
Speaker 1: each everyone at the grave site got to shovel some
Speaker 1: dirt onto That surprised me that you did that. I
Speaker 1: thought you were joking. No, it really happened that everyone
Speaker 1: got to do it. I guess is it like a
Speaker 1: handful or an actual shovel shovel you I was kind
Speaker 1: of like intimidated because I had to put down my
Speaker 1: purse because you have to put some hev into it.
Speaker 1: First time that many celebrities have done hard labor for us.
Speaker 1: Can I have my driver? So you know it is
Speaker 1: it's touching. You know what, do you know why they
Speaker 1: do that? Why? Because it's the last thing that they
Speaker 1: can't do for themselves, the dead person. What about like
Speaker 1: engrave the stone and put it up. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: that's the second to lat thing. Maybe that's already done
Speaker 1: by the time you put the dirt on. But no,
Speaker 1: it was really UM. I felt honored to be able
Speaker 1: to do it, even though it was incredibly it's pretty
Speaker 1: saying when you do it, it hits the coffin, it's
Speaker 1: it's it was. No, I didn't because I cried already
Speaker 1: so much. UM not during that. No, there was no
Speaker 1: jokes made, you know, especially during the internment. But like
Speaker 1: the you know, the speeches people were making jokes, they
Speaker 1: were you know, some guy did a UM said like
Speaker 1: the top ten things he learned from Bob Saget, and
Speaker 1: one of them was, um, being famous is way better
Speaker 1: than not being famous. Another one was if you ever,
Speaker 1: um accidentally say, ah, what's it called? When you make
Speaker 1: a poop joke? Up? If you ever make a scatological
Speaker 1: joke in front of children, always follow it up with
Speaker 1: with that was fucking wrong U Jewish jokes. And that's
Speaker 1: kind of the way Bob was. UM. But no, it
Speaker 1: was it was really touching. But I didn't cry that.
Speaker 1: I cried when you know, his daughter spoke and his
Speaker 1: wife spoke, but um, and a little bit at the
Speaker 1: party when you know, stay most was shared. They were
Speaker 1: just touching moments. But now not like it was just
Speaker 1: too there's too many standing. You know, Mary Kate, Nashley
Speaker 1: Alston are right in front of me. If there's too
Speaker 1: much to take in and you try trying to stay centered,
Speaker 1: but there's so many people, like it was just it
Speaker 1: was a lot and it's yeah and I um, they
Speaker 1: were like, it wasn't many at the funeral. I was surprised.
Speaker 1: There was maybe like seventy and then the party hesitate
Speaker 1: to call the party, but it was like hundreds afterwards.
Speaker 1: So now could people choose not? Was the funeral like
Speaker 1: a cap thing? Because I don't know. I got invited
Speaker 1: Jeff Jeff Ross told me about it because I asked him,
Speaker 1: and then so I just went. It wasn't like they
Speaker 1: checked your name at the door or anything. I sat.
Speaker 1: It was in the very last row. Outside it was
Speaker 1: actually beautiful. They were like birds chirping, and they had
Speaker 1: it all. They had a speaker outside and a screen
Speaker 1: so you could see what was happening inside. And it
Speaker 1: was a very small um what's it called? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was small. I didn't know it was. There was
Speaker 1: nothing about it that said it was like it was
Speaker 1: just a cemetery. It didn't seem different. I just shape
Speaker 1: or like the pews looked like Catholic pews. You know,
Speaker 1: it didn't look any different. Just you know, uh, first
Speaker 1: run in the mill there was a burning cross in
Speaker 1: the front yard. That's different. That's been happening a lot.
Speaker 1: He was madd No, it was. It was short and great,
Speaker 1: and uh, I love a short service anything a wedding funeral.
Speaker 1: I could have kept going. I was. The speeches were
Speaker 1: really good and there was such a good sound. Bob
Speaker 1: would have been happy, because if I my funeral has
Speaker 1: like shitty sound and people can't really hear what's going
Speaker 1: on when that bothers me so much. When and people
Speaker 1: that give speeches talk like this and they don't know
Speaker 1: how to hold it because they're just not professionals talk
Speaker 1: like this. But you could hear everything so crystal clearly.
Speaker 1: It was really good and you can see it when
Speaker 1: it's outside. There's you have to turn the speaker way up.
Speaker 1: I went to our you know, our friend R. Finlay's
Speaker 1: wedding and he had like a literally a hundred and
Speaker 1: forty five year old rabbi doing the service, and they
Speaker 1: gave him I don't even know if the speaker worked
Speaker 1: or the speaker was down where you couldn't hear one word.
Speaker 1: So it was just for like forty minutes just and
Speaker 1: everyone's like this. It was. It was really shitty. Did
Speaker 1: he comment on it later, Yeah? Did our Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was probably embarrassed a little bit because
Speaker 1: it's like the one thing you need. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like a comedy show when the mic doesn't work and
Speaker 1: you're like really right, yeah yeah, what? Um so what
Speaker 1: was the like is the vibe like of of l
Speaker 1: a funeral different? Have you ever been to a regular funeral? Yeah?
Speaker 1: My grandma and uh friends you have been to I've
Speaker 1: been to funerals. Does it feel like people are like, so,
Speaker 1: what project are you working on? Does it feel kind
Speaker 1: of like a networking I mean a little bit like
Speaker 1: the memorials afterwards that it was at Jeff richards House,
Speaker 1: who is one of the creators of full House and
Speaker 1: his house. This house was like a rented house that
Speaker 1: he just owns to rent out. It's two d dollars
Speaker 1: a month to rent. It's like you walk in it's
Speaker 1: like a Bachelor. It felt like you were at the Bellaggio,
Speaker 1: Like it's just so ordinate, big hallway, marble everything, big shark,
Speaker 1: shark tank, Um, Barbara Lorie, Mr. Wonderful World. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: was like a fish tank that had like big sharky
Speaker 1: fish in it. So it's just like your well, this
Speaker 1: was the after service thing. Great food at that thing.
Speaker 1: Feels like you should not deserve the party unless you
Speaker 1: go to the funeral. No, because I think that it
Speaker 1: was funeral smaller for more close friends and just those
Speaker 1: who found out about it. Like I'm not I wasn't
Speaker 1: more like there was, That's what I'm saying, Like, I'm
Speaker 1: just surprised that it was a bigger thing. It held
Speaker 1: more people, so it was like more people were able
Speaker 1: to and it was everyone was giving speeches. It was
Speaker 1: just like a free for all. It was great. Um
Speaker 1: was there a band? No, But you know, John Mayor
Speaker 1: and Chappelle got up and talked Um, John Stamos, He
Speaker 1: went on for a little bit, but not too long.
Speaker 1: Now they the whole cast of Full House went up
Speaker 1: first like one but when I walked in, Stamos was
Speaker 1: on and then it was Um, Joey, and then it
Speaker 1: was um no, then it was a producer from Full House,
Speaker 1: and then it was and it was just you know,
Speaker 1: story of story. At some point we were in the back.
Speaker 1: I was wearing like shoes that were uncomfortable and we
Speaker 1: were starving, and so we went and got food and
Speaker 1: like sat out for Because we were in the back,
Speaker 1: we couldn't really hear that well. It wasn't miked as
Speaker 1: well as a funeral, and so we missed out on
Speaker 1: a little bit. And then it came back in when
Speaker 1: Chappelle and Mayor were on and then Mike Young, his
Speaker 1: opener who I met when I was in Milwaukee, went
Speaker 1: up and um, just fucking killed. He's like, I have
Speaker 1: to follow Chappelle and he went up and he did
Speaker 1: really well. It was awesome. Um, but it was um yeah,
Speaker 1: it was it was. It was good. It was Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a couple more stories from it, but I'll
Speaker 1: save those for another time. But it was great. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But funeral do you remember, Carlile? The most memorable? The
Speaker 1: last funeral. I went to my grandmother's funeral and I
Speaker 1: got laughs. It was in Oklawina, Mississippi. He got laughs.
Speaker 1: What did you say this? Is why. Because the priest
Speaker 1: was giving the talk and like we all called my
Speaker 1: grandmother Nana, like everybody knows, and they get this priest
Speaker 1: that like did not know Nana at all. I don't
Speaker 1: know why they had her priest first, like he did
Speaker 1: half of it. And then they called in some outside
Speaker 1: priest and this priest came up and he kept being
Speaker 1: like and Nana was a great woman, Nana lived a
Speaker 1: good life. We all loved Nana, and I just go
Speaker 1: Nana screamed it from the views and then everybody and
Speaker 1: then everybody was like, oh, thank God. And it was
Speaker 1: like that relief laughter because everybody was like looking around,
Speaker 1: you know, but I couldn't take I had to say it.
Speaker 1: It was like, dude, um, I was that same thing
Speaker 1: happened at my grandma's funeral. They kept calling her Patricia,
Speaker 1: which is her daughter's name, and so they kept saying Patricia,
Speaker 1: like your first dog and your porn started such a
Speaker 1: common thing because like very commonly the priest will get
Speaker 1: the family wrong and they'll be like his wife so
Speaker 1: and so, but you can't get the name of the
Speaker 1: dead person, like that's the thing, her Patricia, And then
Speaker 1: what did you said? They were named Mard. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't go it's a perfect I didn't yell Marge. I
Speaker 1: got up and I did a speech and I said
Speaker 1: that grandma was a badass, and everyone was like blasphemy
Speaker 1: in the Catholic church. She said us, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I remember we were in Um what
Speaker 1: did you go to? Your is your grandma having a funeral?
Speaker 1: She didn't have a funeral, she just had um like
Speaker 1: a thing on zoom, to be honest, And then we
Speaker 1: were supposed to do a party, but then everyone got COVID.
Speaker 1: So no, it wasn't really that touching. Uh, but yeah, um,
Speaker 1: what do you call it? I remember my couple of funerals,
Speaker 1: but like one was my grandpa Henry. I was in
Speaker 1: the Greek Islands and we couldn't get to an airport
Speaker 1: fast enough, and we're like Grandpa would want us to
Speaker 1: keep getting hammer drunk and me and my older brother
Speaker 1: that's what Grandpa would have done, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't wanted to fly. You toasted into him that
Speaker 1: night if you remembered to do so. Well, I think
Speaker 1: I did know by saying my grandpa died today, I
Speaker 1: missed the flight. I can't be there really miss. That
Speaker 1: was the night we did the pub crawl and sell
Speaker 1: Pascy and from put on snorkeling gear. Grandpa, Grandpa would
Speaker 1: have wanted you to cock blocks for sure. I remember
Speaker 1: my grandpa's last words was I love Dawson. Just represent
Speaker 1: when you're in Dawston. He was always the Dawson head
Speaker 1: for sure. Uh yeah, and I you know, I just
Speaker 1: remember he climbed through my window in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night. Dude, do do dude? And we Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the night we saw Paisy. I jumped in
Speaker 1: the pool. But I just remember, so I wrote a
Speaker 1: spell Grandpa wrong? Yeah, how did you spell it? A MP?
Speaker 1: Did you do? I'm guessing you anything. There was definitely
Speaker 1: a Tampa right. Oh. I would get anything to reach
Speaker 1: my met my cousin Billy somewhere and do email it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: emailed it, find it. I don't know. Grandpa is like
Speaker 1: if you called your grandmother Graham and then you merged
Speaker 1: the name, like you know, they're the celebrity when they
Speaker 1: make them one word, that's what you thought of them
Speaker 1: as a couple. Yeah, they were Grandpapa, they were. I
Speaker 1: didn't have I didn't have typing grandpa and good did
Speaker 1: you mean grandpa? You googled it like it's gonna exist. No, No,
Speaker 1: I looked through my email. No, I just don't have
Speaker 1: like I think I had hotmail then, but yeah, I was, yeah,
Speaker 1: something like hotmail. Let Grandpa's lie. They're not going to
Speaker 1: correct you on that. Love drinking, Miami Vices and Tampa.
Speaker 1: He was my rock, my lovely grandpa. Was his name rock?
Speaker 1: Was his name rock Rock? No? It was Henry. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's right. But that's what Henry would have wanted.
Speaker 1: It is so funny to be like they put it
Speaker 1: on them that that's what they would want. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I did that a lot with Bob, stuff of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he would have want like I, well, I did it
Speaker 1: in the sense of like I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to this fucking party thing. I don't feel like being
Speaker 1: around all these celebrities. It's stressing me out. But like
Speaker 1: Bob would go to mine if he felt so so anxiety,
Speaker 1: he would still go to mine. So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: Bob would do this for me, so I got to
Speaker 1: do it for him. Bob would not listen to his
Speaker 1: speeches and get food before everyone else totally what he
Speaker 1: would listen to a few and he go take a break,
Speaker 1: and that's what would But that's what I think bold.
Speaker 1: How do you spell Bob? The three bees? Bob is
Speaker 1: a great name. It is my cousin Bob, who was
Speaker 1: with me when I met with his name. He went
Speaker 1: by Bobber as a kid and I still call him Bobber,
Speaker 1: which was a fun name, had a cool vibe to him.
Speaker 1: He's very cool. And his dad's name is Tomer. I
Speaker 1: grew up with this. I didn't even know. Wait, don't
Speaker 1: you have like I have? Well, my mom as a
Speaker 1: family of ten, so I've nine on her side and
Speaker 1: then two on my dad's side. Can you name to nine? Nancy,
Speaker 1: Jim and Michael, Julie, Tomas, Peggy, Wait, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie, Tomer, Peggy, Chucky, Talley, Bob,
Speaker 1: Mom and dad or something like that. Nancy, Jim, Michael, Julie, Tommer, Peggy, Chucky, Tally, Potty,
Speaker 1: Bob and Dad. And are you close with any of them? Well?
Speaker 1: TV is my other uncle, n TV Bob. His name
Speaker 1: is Bob, but my dad gave him the nickname TV
Speaker 1: Bob because he should have been on TV because he
Speaker 1: was so funny. He literally is one of the funniest
Speaker 1: people ever, and so we call him Uncle t V. Um.
Speaker 1: There's Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie Tomers bunny Hair, Bunny Hairs.
Speaker 1: Then I have Uncle Blue, right, Aunt Satellite and cousin
Speaker 1: dish and I don't know, just naming all the times
Speaker 1: of ways you can get. And we just had a
Speaker 1: new second cousin streaming about. He's young though, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we will never forget our I pe baby quimby TiVo,
Speaker 1: Oh TiVo. He's on drugs now, but he's doing his thing.
Speaker 1: He's just you know, he's stopping when you're a young actor.
Speaker 1: He became big way too soon, too fast. Yeah, too fast. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's so funny. I mean, you don't really
Speaker 1: think about you as like white trash and then what
Speaker 1: what about Boba and Tomer and TV makes you think
Speaker 1: white trash? He because he's the only one family had
Speaker 1: a TV sweezed. I'll go into his trailer. I'll fifteen
Speaker 1: of us and uh, Aunt Nancy would hold up the antenna's.
Speaker 1: We were not white trash, but we were like there
Speaker 1: you know, Catholic poor, but like, yeah, there's a little
Speaker 1: white trash in me. Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, but the
Speaker 1: word trash is so mean. Oh, I thought, have you
Speaker 1: been seeing this TikTok trend or like on Twitter when
Speaker 1: people want to make fun of white people are like,
Speaker 1: you know what people do They write y T for white.
Speaker 1: They do that so that it doesn't get like so
Speaker 1: people don't google. I don't know. It's just to protect
Speaker 1: the algorithms so that people don't know what you're talking
Speaker 1: about white people. But it's white. Ty is white. I
Speaker 1: always thought it was YouTube, so it was like, oh, YouTube,
Speaker 1: Like I don't think it's white. I think it's whitey white. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's why. Yeah, like would be like ship
Speaker 1: wait eight with a T on them would be eighty wait, no,
Speaker 1: would be eights stories from Carlos. We'll come back with
Speaker 1: those uh coming and we're back. Carlisle has been sleeping
Speaker 1: in your bed. That's what you just said. It's a
Speaker 1: little rocky, it's a little rough. I got nervous last
Speaker 1: night because I like, I like to sleep with the
Speaker 1: pillow like all around me, and there was a pillow
Speaker 1: on the floor that I think was in here that
Speaker 1: was made out of this like rough stuff. No, that's yours.
Speaker 1: That little those little I knew it. I picked them
Speaker 1: up with like the tips of my fingers that are
Speaker 1: calloused so they wouldn't soak in any of that. Snuggled
Speaker 1: it for half the night because I just wanted like
Speaker 1: a fluffy thing to lay on. Poke up in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, so itchy, and I threw that
Speaker 1: pillow down and I was like, god, why did I
Speaker 1: get that off the ground, Like what is it? And
Speaker 1: you know what you're You're like half asleep and you're
Speaker 1: like making something and I was like, I bet like
Speaker 1: this Luigi's pillow, it might have fleas And I was
Speaker 1: just like itching, But now know is you're come? Oh
Speaker 1: my bad, No it wasn't. My comment was with you
Speaker 1: because the little ones, the little the dumplings, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: were so little. Where did you even get those? They
Speaker 1: are the size of like at that airplane pillow? Like,
Speaker 1: um that story the it's like Moogie or something like
Speaker 1: an Asian. I knew it was like one of those
Speaker 1: little tiny Asian stories and that was like little practical
Speaker 1: small things. Yeah, I love those stories. Everything is so
Speaker 1: simple there. But apparently they're too small. Like my coffee
Speaker 1: table I bought, so that was like your sex proper.
Speaker 1: It's for one coffee. Yeah, it's a it's it's like
Speaker 1: a coaster. Yeah. I went up and saw his apartment yesterday.
Speaker 1: He was a great rug. Um, really cool new chair
Speaker 1: you got in that tiny little coffee table. But the
Speaker 1: coffee people is cool and I think it goes it
Speaker 1: actually works with what you visited my room for my apartment. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's nice. I like it a lot. Are you surprised
Speaker 1: with how adult it looks because you have an adult
Speaker 1: in there. If it was just you, I would be surprised.
Speaker 1: Good taste does not surprise me. Um, No, it looked
Speaker 1: great and um it's a it's a big it's a
Speaker 1: bigger space than I thought. And it's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: I think it's perfect for you too. Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Did you that pillar I didn't come on, by the way,
Speaker 1: the square blue one? Yeah? Where do you come most
Speaker 1: of the time when you are finishing with your gal?
Speaker 1: Can I ask them? You can ask it? Man? I sure?
Speaker 1: I mean wherever? Not an inner? Yeah, but like where
Speaker 1: just like on her though? Like or do you do it? On,
Speaker 1: like do you get a tissue or it's a fun time.
Speaker 1: It's not. I used to my girlfriend in college would
Speaker 1: make me put down a towel and then the come
Speaker 1: on the towel, which was just very embarrassed. It's very
Speaker 1: well because I'm emasculating. That emasculating had been through so much.
Speaker 1: It was something, well, it was multiple she would clean
Speaker 1: the towel. It wasn't just the same towel over. Well,
Speaker 1: if it was at your place, it wouldn't be Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, I buy my towel would come already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got this is when I'm there's there's stiff, like
Speaker 1: the kind of the rugs you put in your car
Speaker 1: on the you know, well we all know the famous
Speaker 1: carpet story, and you would just wipe your common same.
Speaker 1: They moved finally one day and there was just a
Speaker 1: slick spot where slick it was crusted over. But it
Speaker 1: looked like that you know when you drive on a
Speaker 1: highway and there's like that black road up ahead, it
Speaker 1: looks like shiny black and it's like a mirage. It
Speaker 1: looked more like my eyes when I wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning. Just crust, just so much crust and I
Speaker 1: think my mom. I was like, Mom, I think I
Speaker 1: was eating peanut butter and jelly jelly. Wait, so your
Speaker 1: white trash? Yeah? What watched The Tender Bar? The other not.
Speaker 1: Have you seen The Tender Bar. It's on Amazon's bed
Speaker 1: Afflecks movie He's in So good and it based of
Speaker 1: a book. No, it is not so good. George Clooney
Speaker 1: directed it. It's just cliche. The whole thing is cliche.
Speaker 1: It's like a young boy who like is smarter than
Speaker 1: his white trash family and his mom believes in him.
Speaker 1: She's a single mother who's been abandoned by the father
Speaker 1: and the uncle's cool and he gets there is a bar.
Speaker 1: So I relate to that. Look, this thing's gonna win
Speaker 1: Twitter Oscars. Okay, it is Wait, what is it a movie?
Speaker 1: It's a movie. It's a new ben Affleck movie. Amazon, Amazon,
Speaker 1: The Tender Bar. Yes, it just sounds like chicken tender.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's like our tender No one knows,
Speaker 1: but it's the Tender Bar. But I said to Carlisle
Speaker 1: during it we were watching, and I was like, does
Speaker 1: this remind you of your life? Because it's like a
Speaker 1: kid out of growing up at a bar kind of kids,
Speaker 1: always hanging out of the bar, and her family owned
Speaker 1: a bar since the early eight Yes, then the cool uncle.
Speaker 1: It's a bartender. God, he's so hot in this too.
Speaker 1: I'm the whole movie. I'm waiting when is he going
Speaker 1: to bang someone? I just want to see him passionately,
Speaker 1: like hook up with someone. He has sexual attention and
Speaker 1: he never gets away out. Why is he in a
Speaker 1: movie where he's not having sex up? You know, maybe
Speaker 1: he just didn't want to paint his back. He's just
Speaker 1: like being a good uncle, but he has to get
Speaker 1: rid of that tattoo that yeah, no one wants that
Speaker 1: could but they could. They could probably paint over that tattoo.
Speaker 1: So you grew up in a bar car and grew
Speaker 1: up in a bar. It's been a lot a lot
Speaker 1: of time playing those games, all different kinds. We had
Speaker 1: a basketball game, so my dad would like open that
Speaker 1: up so the balls would just come roll back the
Speaker 1: whole time. Well, yeah, I don't stand in the cage,
Speaker 1: which was cool. I could actually make the basket, and
Speaker 1: then you'd be in a cage like they always wanted
Speaker 1: you to be. They're like, yeah, go in that basketball game.
Speaker 1: Yeah we could see you over there. Uh, that's Tetris
Speaker 1: and was a big Tetris. Tetris came out and it
Speaker 1: was like a huge Tetris, Like he was so huge
Speaker 1: on the corner of the bar. I think they just
Speaker 1: had sing. I feel like the basketball game was just
Speaker 1: a milk carton in the back. Yeah. You like he
Speaker 1: couldn't he couldn't rig to like stay on. So they
Speaker 1: would just give me like a huge sack of quarters
Speaker 1: for Tetris and I would just like play it endlessly
Speaker 1: like your iPad. Yeah, totally just have sack of quarters.
Speaker 1: I just heard on the radio to day that Tetris
Speaker 1: has been known to if you get in a car
Speaker 1: accident and you played they you know, if you could
Speaker 1: have trauma and you play Tetris right away after the trauma,
Speaker 1: that which is weird to like hands when a game
Speaker 1: boy right after they've been in like a horrible cook
Speaker 1: like t boned and their leg is like, you know missing.
Speaker 1: I'm not white dress, I'm poor Christian Christian poor sounds
Speaker 1: so much Catholic poor, too many kids, So wait, so
Speaker 1: what happens I didn't that's an alcoholic um. So yeah,
Speaker 1: people if people play tet Dress after a traumatic event,
Speaker 1: they don't have memories of the event, they don't have
Speaker 1: as much PTSD of the event because you know, and
Speaker 1: then this is another one of your weird stats are
Speaker 1: like it was on the Courtney Show today for Tuesday Tidbits,
Speaker 1: So what happened? So someone gets horrible like PTSD and
Speaker 1: so then they grab Yeah, and then this at the
Speaker 1: BDS compared to people that would just ruminate on it
Speaker 1: and write down what happened to that would be any
Speaker 1: video game or just Tetris is that they found. And
Speaker 1: it kind of makes sense because when you close your
Speaker 1: eyes after playing Tetris a lot during the day, see
Speaker 1: a Tetris and it doesn't happen with like you know,
Speaker 1: today on the Quarty Show, Courting was like, oh, it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen when I played Candy Crush, but when I
Speaker 1: play Tetris, I see it. And it's like that is
Speaker 1: interesting that Tetris can kind of just like get your
Speaker 1: mind off things in that way and kind of rewire
Speaker 1: your brain to because trauma actually has a physical manifestation
Speaker 1: in your brain. I mean, it's not just it makes
Speaker 1: sense because you know that's emotional, and then Tetris is
Speaker 1: like the most analytical thing you can. You're just literally
Speaker 1: putting together squares. It's like a puzzle. I bet your puzzle.
Speaker 1: Whenever someone starts telling me about their molestation, I'll just go,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's triggering because that would remind me in my childhood
Speaker 1: of when it happen. So I don't know. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it depends on what your relationship to Tetris is.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying a game like Tetris will get
Speaker 1: people to listen. It's the only way I got through.
Speaker 1: I like Snood too. Oh yes, Snake was cool got me.
Speaker 1: That's how I got called cheating in college. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because you were playing Snake after you already entered that is,
Speaker 1: so you too, just like quickly do something. He had
Speaker 1: all the answers to a test already that we're in
Speaker 1: his calculator, and then he put them all in like
Speaker 1: he didn't even mind, like he was doing the like
Speaker 1: how long it might take someone who did not like
Speaker 1: who did the test. He just quickly filled out all
Speaker 1: the answers and then uh wait, he decided to wait
Speaker 1: the rest of the time and play Snake. And so
Speaker 1: the professor saw and was like, there's no way you're done,
Speaker 1: and he's like either he's coming up with some weird
Speaker 1: equations left, left, right, this is. This is Andrew Colin works. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: we got lunch because we were having doing the thing
Speaker 1: with a bunch of cameras around us, and they bought
Speaker 1: us lunch, and we got our lunch, and Andrew quickly
Speaker 1: got his and went up to it or went down.
Speaker 1: Let me just make clear, he went down to his
Speaker 1: apartment and um, the woman that gave us our lunch
Speaker 1: came back and was like, I forgot to give Andrew
Speaker 1: his sauce. He has no sauce, so he's just eating
Speaker 1: like sauceless food, like sauce on the side food. And
Speaker 1: it was already three minutes after Andrew had left, so
Speaker 1: I said, I don't even worry about it. He's already eating.
Speaker 1: There's no way that he goes this doesn't have any taste.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to keep eating it until I get
Speaker 1: the right amount you and I texted you and I
Speaker 1: was like, Grace is bringing you sauce and you were like,
Speaker 1: it's okay, don't worry about it. I go. I told
Speaker 1: her you already ate it and you were like already dead,
Speaker 1: I know. And then she brought it. I put it
Speaker 1: on and I was like, it is better, so much
Speaker 1: better it is. I mean, but it had sweet potato
Speaker 1: beans chicken and had things inside it, I know, but
Speaker 1: sauces everything. You just for like, yeah, I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to come back up nine floors and we both
Speaker 1: live in the most annoying apartments ever. They're so far
Speaker 1: away from the elevator, and I was just like, I
Speaker 1: don't need me so today. Yeah. Also, we only had
Speaker 1: thirty minutes between whatever. So wait, so you grew up
Speaker 1: in a bar. What's the most redneck thing? A lot
Speaker 1: of chicken tenders. She grew up on tenders. I like
Speaker 1: the idea that you got these quarters and then it
Speaker 1: just went back to the bar and then they just
Speaker 1: recycled them. Yeah. Wait, so what's like the most like
Speaker 1: red nicky thing that you can remember? Um, what was
Speaker 1: your first car? My first car wasn't red nicky. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a Zuzu Trooper. You know, this is the Catholic
Speaker 1: They don't even make those anymore. I'll randomly see one
Speaker 1: sometime I'm like, oh, this is my high school car.
Speaker 1: But it was great. I had like a huge sunroof.
Speaker 1: We could all like hang out a cheerleader. She won state. Yeah, popular,
Speaker 1: Well it was it was both. It was I thought
Speaker 1: you were like the hot girl that everyone hated. So
Speaker 1: I got bullied my ninth grade year and then then
Speaker 1: I made up with all my friends, like each girl
Speaker 1: got there was always a girl that got bullied ninth
Speaker 1: grade because my tids exploded over the summer. Didn't have
Speaker 1: enough money for a complete new wardrobe with these new tids,
Speaker 1: so I was wearing like really tight stuff and like
Speaker 1: all the older girls were just like, she's a slut.
Speaker 1: Look at that little whore, and they wrote slut on
Speaker 1: my locker. Like one day after lunch, I was like
Speaker 1: I left the cafeteria and they were all these older
Speaker 1: girls following me, like the juniors and seniors, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why are they following? It so weird And
Speaker 1: they were going, Carly Forrester is a hork because they
Speaker 1: used to go by Carly because kids can't pronounce Carlisle
Speaker 1: in the South. Uh, And they were like, Carly Forrester
Speaker 1: is a whore. Carly Forster is a slut, and just
Speaker 1: like saying that really loud, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the funk? And then I got to my locker and
Speaker 1: it said slut really big on it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the the assistant principal coach. How rest in peace? He
Speaker 1: loved me so much. Yes, he died and he was
Speaker 1: so sweet and he loved me so much. He had
Speaker 1: that painted over I think in twenty minutes. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: he did. He was such a good man man. So sad?
Speaker 1: Did you cry? God? Yes? But you know what I
Speaker 1: told my mom and she cried so hard, and that's
Speaker 1: when I was like, Okay, I'm never telling you anything again.
Speaker 1: Like I felt so bad for it made her so sad.
Speaker 1: It made me strong. I lived through that made you
Speaker 1: played after did you want her to do? Like? Isn't
Speaker 1: that nice that she was sad? What did you make
Speaker 1: it about her? No? It was no, it was so nice,
Speaker 1: but I just felt bad, like it made me hurt
Speaker 1: all over again to see how sad it made her
Speaker 1: and my two I had two, You were failing her,
Speaker 1: Like I had two friends that were sophomores, so they
Speaker 1: were one year older than me, and they always drove
Speaker 1: me to and from school, so they were there with
Speaker 1: me and they were like we got her, miss Pat,
Speaker 1: We're not going to let that happen again. And then
Speaker 1: like we were all just like telling her that it
Speaker 1: was going to be okay. Yes, all that. So, so
Speaker 1: when you do you have a lot of rednecked parties.
Speaker 1: They're like out in the woods, like just on a
Speaker 1: trunk listening Jason Aldean or something. We okay Jason Aldean,
Speaker 1: Remember when we're saying nineties country together. Yes, yes, that's
Speaker 1: what we did in high school. We would go out
Speaker 1: to this place called White's Bottom. There would be a
Speaker 1: bonfire and we would drink and it was why I
Speaker 1: just think it was white like the color it was,
Speaker 1: why it was w y a t t and just
Speaker 1: everybody pronounced it wrong, Yes it was, and it was
Speaker 1: like it was say l a w y e er
Speaker 1: lawyer law she said last night. She goes, well, you
Speaker 1: can do the laws. Showed up and I go the lar.
Speaker 1: She goes Lars called her. That's what you're saying, her friend, Jamie.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, she guess what did you hear that
Speaker 1: Lars called her? And now she's going to get a settlement.
Speaker 1: She goes large and I go the Metallica Lars and
Speaker 1: I go Lars Lars. Yeah, Laws and The Real Girl,
Speaker 1: The Good Girl. That movie is so weird. Did you
Speaker 1: ever see and the Girl? Isn't that Ryan? Ryan y No? Ryan,
Speaker 1: people are screaming it right now. Ryan the hot one,
Speaker 1: the one that everyone loves. Yeah, he's literally and everything.
Speaker 1: He's like the most the notebook you were always talking
Speaker 1: about Ryan, Ryan Reynolds. No, that's that's going. Yeah, your
Speaker 1: mom's maiden name. Listen, you gotta get blanking live. We
Speaker 1: gotta get to the news. So let's do we all
Speaker 1: go down to white bottom, White bottom, Wat's bottom. Oh man, man,
Speaker 1: what a what a great day. It's Tuesday, folks. You
Speaker 1: know what that means. It it's Tuesday. We got car Nile.
Speaker 1: What's your middle name again, Esther Carlisle is my middle name?
Speaker 1: Oh right, Trooper, But it's no, that is my middle name.
Speaker 1: My first name is Esther Nikki Wait. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if they make a Zuzu's at all anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't think they do, not even yet, so that yet
Speaker 1: they do. My my my name. My cousin just had
Speaker 1: a paper. She's making them still. One of my cousins
Speaker 1: has so many fucking kids, dude, she has like seven
Speaker 1: or eight kids. I can't keep I see a picture
Speaker 1: my friend sent me a picture that my friend, my
Speaker 1: my other cousins sent to the other day of her family,
Speaker 1: and I just was like, I thought it was the duggers.
Speaker 1: I thought he was sending me a picture of the duggers.
Speaker 1: It was like, I cannot believe how many kids my
Speaker 1: dog cousin has. It's so wild. I'm making up for
Speaker 1: all the ones you're not gonna have. That's true, you're
Speaker 1: fine with your family tree keep going like no Glazers dead.
Speaker 1: But it would be even if I had a kid,
Speaker 1: you know, like I would unless I have a kid
Speaker 1: as a single mother. That's kind of like it's kind
Speaker 1: of resting on my shoulders. You should be able to
Speaker 1: have both names. I know, well, you could do hyphenated,
Speaker 1: but then what if my daughter who's named Glazer Reynolds
Speaker 1: or Gosling Glazer Gosling. What if Glazer Gosling then marry
Speaker 1: someone who wants who is hyphenated who wants and then
Speaker 1: they have a baby and then it has to be
Speaker 1: Glazer Gosling. Uh Phillips Houston. You know what they call
Speaker 1: those what lawyers? Right? Those are lars alright. First stories
Speaker 1: about a hacker. Hacker nineteen, that's his age, all right.
Speaker 1: He takes control of more than twenty Tesla vehicles in
Speaker 1: ten countries through a flaw on a third party software
Speaker 1: let him unlocked doors and windows, start the cars without keys,
Speaker 1: disabled security, spy on the drivers. I'm sure, dude, maybe
Speaker 1: due to far because all all Teslas can fart. We
Speaker 1: learned that from an Uber driver because Kyle Kyle getting
Speaker 1: car farted. And then we got in an Uber in
Speaker 1: Monterey to go to our show and I did not
Speaker 1: feel like talking to the Uber driver. And Andrews like, Tesla, Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: is this thing fart? And I hope. I just looked
Speaker 1: at my goat. No, we're not doing that. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be here in part Sounds of the Way show
Speaker 1: because I was working on my notes and the guy goes,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something. All Tesla's fart. He goes, because
Speaker 1: because Andrew goes, I think one of my friends he
Speaker 1: has a Tesla, couldn't fart. He goes. Plea's lying to
Speaker 1: you because every Tesla is capable of parting. It's like
Speaker 1: the new women don't fart? Oh women, All women named
Speaker 1: Tesla fart um. The amazing thing about this is this
Speaker 1: guy he wasn't like trying to be like a piece
Speaker 1: of ship. Like he reached out to Elon Musk and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, here's a flaw in your system. So
Speaker 1: I wonder if the guy he should get a job.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I mean, I think he will probably
Speaker 1: get a job or murdered. Seriously, Hill commits suicide by
Speaker 1: getting run over by a tested self. The Tesla played
Speaker 1: like Tesla's farted, Like you know what, sometimes too far
Speaker 1: because you're holding one in and you like go to
Speaker 1: pick up a box or something, you beend a weird
Speaker 1: guy like you bet an angle. It runs over a person,
Speaker 1: it's and it's like embarrassed as my legs broken. Yeah
Speaker 1: that was the worst. I look bad that day. That
Speaker 1: would be cool. They'd call it tesling. Oh man, I yeah,
Speaker 1: I farted during the Presidentiary Award. Yeah, and just was
Speaker 1: on the third one. I farted so loud. I did
Speaker 1: five sit ups in a minute or two minutes because yeah,
Speaker 1: that was there and someone was holding my feet. I
Speaker 1: feel bad now. Some people say they want to go
Speaker 1: back in time and like who killed Kennedy or like
Speaker 1: go back and I just want to witness that moment.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing it is. And you looking at
Speaker 1: the window crying writing what was great? Too? Is like
Speaker 1: like it was a month before that I farted in class,
Speaker 1: but I sneezed. I snarted, and I blamed Kareem Basali
Speaker 1: to this day, I blamed Kareem for I go, There's
Speaker 1: no way I could art and sneeze. And everyone bought it.
Speaker 1: Everyone bought it. It's like opening your eyes when you're sneezing.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's it's like your belly while you're beating
Speaker 1: the ship out of a dog. What got dark? Okay?
Speaker 1: But yeah no, but this hacker stuff like have you
Speaker 1: seen catch me if you can? So that guy after
Speaker 1: he got arrest and got out of jail, ended up
Speaker 1: like working for the FBI because he was catching people
Speaker 1: that can do They used the criminal because they're the
Speaker 1: ones that can beat the system. I mean, I'm have
Speaker 1: you seen the movie, Charus? Have you seen it? Chars?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? Chris Noah, what's an award winning
Speaker 1: documentary about? Yeah, cycling? I want to know we're trying
Speaker 1: to get through it. Why does this movie to test it? Well?
Speaker 1: I wanted to watch the movie because I love documentaries
Speaker 1: and I this thing won an Academy Award or maybe
Speaker 1: an Emmy over my friend who produced the Jim and Andy,
Speaker 1: the one about Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman. He said
Speaker 1: that they got beat by Charus, and everyone that was
Speaker 1: in the van with us was like, well, Charus was
Speaker 1: fucking great. And so I've been watching a Chris and
Speaker 1: I don't. I am so sick of documentaries that are
Speaker 1: made by guys that think they're cool. Documentary by a
Speaker 1: dude is like and they're like acting like they're doing
Speaker 1: it nobly. They really just want to be in camera
Speaker 1: and be like quirky, like they're supposed to be behind
Speaker 1: the camera. But now we're forced to watch this person
Speaker 1: like in front of the camera being like a little
Speaker 1: bit like inquisitive and you know, just like questioning things.
Speaker 1: And does have a good story. It's about a guy
Speaker 1: who wants to do doesn't take a regular guy, takes
Speaker 1: steroids under the um like a god. Not in that
Speaker 1: sense at all. It wasn't so he wants to be
Speaker 1: in the Tour de France. No, it's the there's this
Speaker 1: huge it's Tour de France. On steroids. Literally, I mean literally,
Speaker 1: but it's like tour to France for people who are insane,
Speaker 1: Like it's like all the hardest parts of France in
Speaker 1: one thing, and they don't test, they don't test for it.
Speaker 1: But he wants to see like how much he can
Speaker 1: change with the steroids, and he wants to see if
Speaker 1: he can beat all of the piss tests, like to
Speaker 1: see how Lance Armstrung did this. So then he's like
Speaker 1: using this Russian doctor that ends up being like, uh,
Speaker 1: fired from the It's just I don't understand why it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't get what the stakes are. I understand that
Speaker 1: this guy now is being like, you know, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like the guy that named McDonald's every Day. I
Speaker 1: love that one. But that's that's the thing about McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You can eat McDonald's every day and not gain weight.
Speaker 1: Look at me have bad like but you just the
Speaker 1: problem is people eat too much of it. If you
Speaker 1: eat a normal amount of McDonald's, a normal amount of McDonald's,
Speaker 1: I feel like they will face one big No, it's
Speaker 1: not good for you. But I'm just saying you won't
Speaker 1: be fat if you eat. No, they're eating big amounts
Speaker 1: tolories of McDonald's a day. You're not going to gain
Speaker 1: weight because it's not but you're you're gonna have terrible
Speaker 1: cholesterol and have heart disease and all this. It's bad
Speaker 1: for you, but it won't make you fat. Just stick
Speaker 1: to the happy meal. Yeah, I mean that's a fashion
Speaker 1: inside the calories. Yeah, but it'll clog your heart, but
Speaker 1: it's not gonna make you fat. Bad fat doesn't make
Speaker 1: you fat. It's eat because they eat. So what did
Speaker 1: they get at McDonald that super supersize it? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they also on top of that, they get and
Speaker 1: they eat all during and it's empty. It doesn't make
Speaker 1: you actually feel full, and so you keep eating. And
Speaker 1: it has sugar and salt in it that makes you
Speaker 1: crave more. I eat it a lot. That surprises people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she like, but I'm just saying, like it doesn't
Speaker 1: register in your head, like, oh this is bad for me.
Speaker 1: It's sometimes and I'm really hungry. What's your order? It's
Speaker 1: satisfying to me. It always tastes the same. It's like Starbucks,
Speaker 1: no matter where you go, it's there. I get a
Speaker 1: happy meal. I love this, that's it, and you happy.
Speaker 1: Keep those I mean, it's something, what do you get?
Speaker 1: What happy meal do you get? Um? So I get
Speaker 1: the cheeseburger happy meal, but sometimes I'll also get a
Speaker 1: four piece McNugget the side because I like a variety.
Speaker 1: So I like a little bit of things, but like
Speaker 1: different things. Yeah, you're not gonna gain if you eat
Speaker 1: a happy meal three times today, you're not going to
Speaker 1: get happy. That is the amount of calories you should
Speaker 1: be having. We should be I bet you if you
Speaker 1: go back to nineteen sixties McDonald's cheeseburger, it goes It's
Speaker 1: like a taco bell taco. They disappear in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I know, but that that's what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's not actually good food. But if you eat it
Speaker 1: in in portion, if you eat two thousand calories McDonald's,
Speaker 1: you're not going to gain weight. Because that's how my
Speaker 1: bar he had a bit on he was on Fallon recently.
Speaker 1: He's talking about how he's at McDonald's and a guy
Speaker 1: like recognized him who was on a road trip, and
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, on a road trip to stop and
Speaker 1: buy what about you? He's like, I live And he
Speaker 1: was googling diabetes because his friend said because you've been
Speaker 1: having some like whatever physical He's googling diabetes in line
Speaker 1: at McDonald's and I wrote him, I was like, that's
Speaker 1: like googling AIDS at a at a brothel. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just really funny to think, like
Speaker 1: I get Chick fil a all the time. I mean
Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah, for some reason in your mind, No,
Speaker 1: you think chick fil A's healthier, and I know not
Speaker 1: though it's the exact same thing. It's just more expensive.
Speaker 1: Taco Bell me up though I tried to talk about
Speaker 1: my last road drink. It's bad for you. It's so quick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not me. Taco Bell is like rat meat. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure McDonald's is to worry about like heart disease
Speaker 1: in my cholesterol because I don't eat. I eat very healthily,
Speaker 1: but um, do you guys think about that? Like I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to be like I don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about it. I'm wondering, like, register when you eat? Because
Speaker 1: I don't eat fried foods. Ever, does it register like
Speaker 1: this is bad for your like cheese and lots of Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: do you think of us? Because because do you think
Speaker 1: about that on the podcast about the fried food thing.
Speaker 1: And I have been really trying to eat more salad
Speaker 1: like this now that I've been here, if you noticed that,
Speaker 1: I've been eating like tons and tons of salad. But
Speaker 1: first of you, what I eat more salad? Yeah no,
Speaker 1: but most people go, I'll eat more salads. No, no,
Speaker 1: what we need a judgment on this. I think both work,
Speaker 1: to be honest. Yeah, salads like our portions, like single
Speaker 1: portions are salads, but salad in general, I've been eating
Speaker 1: more chicken. Like if you were eating more chicken sandwiches,
Speaker 1: you'd say chicken. You wouldn't say I'm eating more chicken sandwich,
Speaker 1: but you would say I'm eating more chickens and say
Speaker 1: I'm eating more chickens. I get that, But I think
Speaker 1: with salad, salad, any kind of lettuce or like a chair.
Speaker 1: I don't know that story. Oh it's amazing how we
Speaker 1: can get from Tesla's to say I am worried about
Speaker 1: my heart. By the way, yeah, because my everyone in
Speaker 1: my family have had heart attacks and I've had minor
Speaker 1: heart Eat more salade. Die. Twenty year old beauty blogger
Speaker 1: claims that using semen as face cream is the secret
Speaker 1: to glowing skin. Nicki's been doing this for years, and
Speaker 1: she's been trying to get the word out. No, it's
Speaker 1: my secret. You guys, don't give it a word. Cheap, homemade, alternative,
Speaker 1: too expensive products, products are too expensive. She called her
Speaker 1: friend on FaceTime, Hey, can I get your semen? She
Speaker 1: puts the semen with lotion and she's been using it
Speaker 1: on her face she put on trying to get followers.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no way you get semen on your
Speaker 1: face a rise. It kind of like pulls it back,
Speaker 1: almost like those, um, those face masks that used to
Speaker 1: Like I put on a faceman sesterday, I felt like
Speaker 1: someone came all over me, dry and it pulls you
Speaker 1: exactly what you're saying, But that doesn't mean it working.
Speaker 1: Just because it dries and pulls your face like that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's doing what you need it to do.
Speaker 1: But why wouldn't it work? Like my thing? Like what
Speaker 1: is in there? Like a lot of these things have
Speaker 1: like foreskin of babies or whatever, right one of them.
Speaker 1: I don't think that there's four skin and calm. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, like I think there would be
Speaker 1: science behind it if calm was really good for your skin.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't just I think this is a ticktiker trying
Speaker 1: to get falls. I'm great skin. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's a filter or what, but it's probably a filter,
Speaker 1: because men can never tell when they're filters. They always
Speaker 1: they think everyone has great skin. Men need to be
Speaker 1: a lot more discerning. I mean, is an amazing photo.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at this. Yeah, that's a filter. Look,
Speaker 1: I'll give it a try. I'll use it on my elevens.
Speaker 1: I that's the part you want tight, I just a little.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any out. Yeah, I'll report back. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to get a steady
Speaker 1: supply of it for a while because but I want
Speaker 1: all of it every time my yeah to swallow it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my stomach is glossy and shiny and yeah, um no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to like I don't when I have sex.
Speaker 1: The final part is like a fun part. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hold out a jar and like screw on
Speaker 1: the top and put it in my little refrigerator in
Speaker 1: my bath. That's exactly where she keeps hers, a little
Speaker 1: tiny fridge right in the fridge. Why thank you? That
Speaker 1: reminds you of this Icarus movie. They're just freezing piss.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend was like, hey, I want you to come
Speaker 1: from my face. It is like, it's pretty intense to
Speaker 1: hear that, to be like, I want your come from
Speaker 1: my skin. Care do you like it? I mean, it'd
Speaker 1: be helpful if mom helping her. I don't know if
Speaker 1: might come after I eat Chick fil a. You're going
Speaker 1: to break out, you know. I don't want to come
Speaker 1: on my face outside of a sexual thing. You know
Speaker 1: how like when your horny come on your face is
Speaker 1: like a great idea, but when you're not, Yeah, it's ridiculous, gross, wild.
Speaker 1: But what are we putting on our faces? Like, what
Speaker 1: are in those face masks? It's it's it's my dermatologists come.
Speaker 1: Nicole called back to the thing that wasn't on the show,
Speaker 1: but you'll see it on something we taped. Maybe probably
Speaker 1: not the next story, all right, women snaps a selfie
Speaker 1: on top of her Wow. Speaking of car crashes. Rapidly
Speaker 1: sinking car after crashing through the ice of a frozen
Speaker 1: Canada river while Good Samaritan's Russia savers. So this girl
Speaker 1: cratches her car and is standing on top of it,
Speaker 1: taking a selfie of her car going into the lake.
Speaker 1: I'd probably do that because you're like, I'm gonna be rescued.
Speaker 1: This is insane. This is gonna be a funny picture,
Speaker 1: like what she supposed to do? Just sit there. I
Speaker 1: guess it is hilarious, but that wouldn't be standing up.
Speaker 1: I mean that seems like a very risky situation to
Speaker 1: be standing and sit, and I'd still take a picture.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with taking selfies when
Speaker 1: something horrible is happening. Look, it's horrible, that's her horrible thing.
Speaker 1: If it's something horrible to someone else, if her baby
Speaker 1: was strapped in the car seat and that thing, I
Speaker 1: think that would be inappropriate. But I mean she seems
Speaker 1: to have a handle on things. Yeah, selfie handlestick. See
Speaker 1: her selfie picture of that. That is hilarious. I mean
Speaker 1: it's very funny. But I do think it's just like
Speaker 1: it just shows where we are, I know it society
Speaker 1: of like oh I got stabbed, like we want like
Speaker 1: like your car is literally I wouldn't take a self
Speaker 1: because I wanted likes. I would just be like, it's
Speaker 1: hilarious that my car is doing. This has already happened,
Speaker 1: It's happening. I just have to wait for it to
Speaker 1: go under. I mean, what was she gonna do? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, you just I don't know. Just everything.
Speaker 1: It's not sinking. It looks like it's like stuck that way,
Speaker 1: So I feel like she's she's on a sturdy car.
Speaker 1: But but you're right, I don't think that I would
Speaker 1: think to do that. Believes charged her with one kind
Speaker 1: of dangerous operation of a motor vehicle. So it doesn't
Speaker 1: help your case if you're in front of a judge
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, so after you accidentally crash your car,
Speaker 1: put it on TikTok. You know what I mean? At
Speaker 1: good point, Yeah, that's not gonna help you. You you
Speaker 1: think a lot about likes. I'm just thinking I want
Speaker 1: to capture it to show my friends and be like,
Speaker 1: isn't this wild? You would definitely post it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about like people are gonna think about content.
Speaker 1: You think about content. It's funny, but I'm not like,
Speaker 1: oh this is people are gonna like. I don't think
Speaker 1: about likes. You think about content, which equals I think
Speaker 1: about like, oh this is in this thing, and I
Speaker 1: want to show people something that's interesting, but I'm not
Speaker 1: like this will get me likes? Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying? The difference between that of like this is
Speaker 1: something entertaining for the math is I have to document
Speaker 1: this because what I say, I mean, I think that
Speaker 1: goes hand in hand. I think a funny thing. You
Speaker 1: pay attention to likes is what I'm saying. I pay
Speaker 1: attention to the first ten minutes of likes, and then
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. And then you were racing if
Speaker 1: it's not doing so well, and then I killed yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I cut my wrists and then I found
Speaker 1: that while I'm in a car, I just don't think
Speaker 1: about likes ever, Like yesterday, I had to go into
Speaker 1: my Instagram and so you were saying that you were
Speaker 1: getting shadow band, so you obviously pay attention to life. Know,
Speaker 1: people told me that I that I was shadow band
Speaker 1: because I wasn't showing up. I would have never noticed.
Speaker 1: And then I started paying attention, but I truly wouldn't
Speaker 1: have noticed. Truth touche. Let's go to break and come
Speaker 1: back with a Reddit dub. Why do I care? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why do I care? Okay, Andrew, why do I care?
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do you care? Picture justin
Speaker 1: Oh picture picture justin Land jokes about coordinating outfits with
Speaker 1: model wife Kate Upton on Instagram. We may or may
Speaker 1: not have coordinated these matching outfits, and by we I
Speaker 1: mean Kate relined equipped. Um, how do we feel about
Speaker 1: matching with your spouse? And match and we don't talk
Speaker 1: about it? And that's really fun? Actually yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's cute. But when on purpose it's a little it's
Speaker 1: kind of there's that couple that's like, I'm wearing makes
Speaker 1: you two have fun? Like I think it's like whatever
Speaker 1: can bring some spice to a relationship that's a monogamous,
Speaker 1: years long, committed thing. If you're goofing around together and
Speaker 1: something's fun to you, just do it. I think it's sweet.
Speaker 1: I see a lot of people making fun of the
Speaker 1: matching Christmas pajamas and I love it. Yeah did you do? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've done. No shame. I think the Christmas tomas are
Speaker 1: stupid because you can only wear them once, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean that's the rule. What's the rule? I mean
Speaker 1: it feels stupid. I think people are trying people putting
Speaker 1: on their faces I mean more than once. I actually
Speaker 1: brought mine here because I thought it was gonna be
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Carlole thought she was walking into a
Speaker 1: tundra as seriously going to like do some studies of
Speaker 1: penguins and an aren't. Because this is what I thought.
Speaker 1: I have so many furs and hats and like this
Speaker 1: leg warmer look is my thing while I'm here in St. Louis,
Speaker 1: because I just I felt like it was gonna be
Speaker 1: cold and you were going to be used to it
Speaker 1: and cranking the A C the whole time, yeah, which
Speaker 1: I am. I mean like she turns it up to
Speaker 1: like seventy four sometimes and I won't out here it is.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, how would you sleep with that? I
Speaker 1: sleep with it fifty nine in my room. I like
Speaker 1: it to be outdoors cold and bundle Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1: We never really found the right thermometer, yeah or no. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I keep it around. Yeah, that's the right time. Just
Speaker 1: when you sleep, do you sleep in like long clothing
Speaker 1: and then you also have it to seventy four like
Speaker 1: you like it to be hot in the room hot
Speaker 1: in that. I have sleep in long clothing because my
Speaker 1: boyfriend is like you, and he went to crank up
Speaker 1: the A C. Like he sleeps with a c blaring,
Speaker 1: and I like the white noise too, because you grew
Speaker 1: up in a barn in Mississippi, because you know, we
Speaker 1: didn't have a door on that barn. And I sleep
Speaker 1: you know, the boxed wine seller back in the I
Speaker 1: just slept on the box of um. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't mind up Kate Upton and that justin Verlinda. I'm
Speaker 1: always kind of jealous of the relationship. They seem really cute.
Speaker 1: I mean they're very successful and hot, gonna be hot.
Speaker 1: Um alright, guys, let's get it to redd it dumb
Speaker 1: karaoke mode. This is your red alrighty, let's see what
Speaker 1: we here. Saved lemon, Look, lemon, look lemon? Look where
Speaker 1: the hell is this? Okay? All right? Um oh, this
Speaker 1: was really funny. So this girl was doing a TikTok
Speaker 1: and then her boyfriend was like walking. She probably lives
Speaker 1: with her boyfriends, a young girl, she's probably like twenty,
Speaker 1: and her boyfriend interrupts her TikTok to like say something,
Speaker 1: and it's just like shows they're kind of cute relationship
Speaker 1: and like she's getting a kick out of him. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's about to do like some kind of dance
Speaker 1: and she's like, this is for all my girls or something. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this one is really for the girls. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what are you and either yeah, okay, I'll keeping trying.
Speaker 1: He's outside the door out the other night and the bag,
Speaker 1: trying to tell me there was a hundred in there,
Speaker 1: which means the bag and I'll tell you what it
Speaker 1: looks like about So if I find out that there's
Speaker 1: only like, send me some roles in that bag, we're
Speaker 1: calling tokyo strongly word besses. He eats it all of
Speaker 1: that without knowing she was filming. He's just like, and
Speaker 1: they're not they're not good enough factors. I watched it
Speaker 1: twice to like check and break it down. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: people in the comments will always kind of bust it
Speaker 1: if it's fake, and no one did, so that would
Speaker 1: make me think she had a guy over she ate
Speaker 1: thirty six. Oh well you should see her answer and
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I didn't. And he's like, but he's
Speaker 1: just cute that He's like, that's what he's keeping tracking
Speaker 1: And she and I liked it because she got a
Speaker 1: kick out of how cute he was. And she's just
Speaker 1: like looking at the camera as he's talking, knowing she's
Speaker 1: capturing it, being like because he's like, because I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what, there's less than seventy in there. Um. This
Speaker 1: is from suspiciously Specific. This is the subbreddit suspiciously specific,
Speaker 1: and that's when someone has you wanna try to say that. Um,
Speaker 1: this is when something is just too specific and it's funny.
Speaker 1: So this is a tweet for my guy named Mark Leidner.
Speaker 1: Each morning, I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos,
Speaker 1: I pour hot water over it's steeping it like tea,
Speaker 1: and then I drink it all day at work. I
Speaker 1: work at the White House. At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: as I take the last sip of the tea, the
Speaker 1: soft gravili slides into my mouth and I eat Those
Speaker 1: guys works in the White House. It seems like something
Speaker 1: that like just it's during Trump era. Having a ravioli
Speaker 1: just sit on the bottom and then just slide down
Speaker 1: like an oyster. It's like a human noise. It's like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: This is from the subrenit psychology and it says, yes,
Speaker 1: your dog can understand what you're saying. To a point
Speaker 1: graduate student working on dogs scent detection abilities, says this,
Speaker 1: and then, um, a really interesting thing I found within
Speaker 1: the subreddit is that, um, most people go seeing as
Speaker 1: we all agree that dogs are highly empathetic and intuitive.
Speaker 1: They understand a lot more than just what one is saying.
Speaker 1: Sometimes words are not even necessary. And then this was interesting.
Speaker 1: Dogs and humans co evolved together. Dogs can read a
Speaker 1: lot of human body language and facial expressions from birth.
Speaker 1: Dogs are one of the only animals that watch our
Speaker 1: faces for cues. There was a study done that I
Speaker 1: read about a few years ago where puppies would follow
Speaker 1: a human's eyes human humans eye gaze to determine where
Speaker 1: a toy or treat was hidden. There has also been
Speaker 1: research showing that humans can differentiate between different barks and
Speaker 1: can tell if a dog is excited or distressed. I
Speaker 1: definitely can tell when a dog is like fucking scared.
Speaker 1: Dogs and humans both had an impact on each other's development.
Speaker 1: I think that's very interesting. And dogs are one of
Speaker 1: the only animals that look you in the eye and
Speaker 1: that you can go over there and they'll you like,
Speaker 1: look at something and they'll look in that directly the
Speaker 1: impression over there. No, no, we won't even have to
Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, they're yeah, well it's a podcast. Well
Speaker 1: I think like dogs know, like if you're on the
Speaker 1: couch and you don't want to be talked to, they know,
Speaker 1: like they'll go on lay on their beds. You just
Speaker 1: have to kick them real hard and they get it.
Speaker 1: They can your body language when it hits them. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: How um And someone said, um, there was a study
Speaker 1: recently this was really cool that found dogs can tell
Speaker 1: the difference between their native language, a foreign language, and
Speaker 1: a gibberish language designed to sound like their native language.
Speaker 1: So if I was just like but I hadn't a
Speaker 1: good a little like like something that sounded like that
Speaker 1: didn't sound like it, but it sounded like English. You
Speaker 1: know those things that sound like what English would sound
Speaker 1: like if you didn't speak English. Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 1: But yeah, kind of like that. Well Luigi knows Gibberish.
Speaker 1: Did they go into the goolulu? That was a bad one,
Speaker 1: look at them. But it is interesting when you remember
Speaker 1: hearing that dogs were the one of the only animals
Speaker 1: that look you in the eye, and it really is
Speaker 1: like that look to you for and oh no, I
Speaker 1: heard that they are the only animals that can understand
Speaker 1: a point, and we'll look towards a point that you do.
Speaker 1: I mean, anytime I think about this stuff. Dogs help
Speaker 1: blind people walking. But but cats don't follow a point.
Speaker 1: Squirrels won't follow a point. Other aunt birds won't follow
Speaker 1: a point. Like to point out something and have the
Speaker 1: dog look and know that you're sick, that's a pretty
Speaker 1: incredible thing. My dog that I have now is the
Speaker 1: first one I've ever had that watches TV. That's so
Speaker 1: she legit watches TV. And if something's too violent, we
Speaker 1: have to turn it off because she's watching it, and
Speaker 1: she does. She respond, I gotta show you videos your
Speaker 1: dog does have humanizing Yeah, your dog, it must be
Speaker 1: the humanizing. Did Bruno watch TV? Ever? Noah, I don't
Speaker 1: think he did dogs on TV? Yeah, he has your dog.
Speaker 1: Your dog knew when a TV if he saw a
Speaker 1: TV dog. That's cool. I wish Luigi watch TV sometimes
Speaker 1: because he's just like staring at a pillow and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: we got back right up here, Like you could be
Speaker 1: entertained by like moving shapes and colors that watch that.
Speaker 1: But she likes to watch stuff about animals on those
Speaker 1: nature shows and all kinds of stuff and she's so entertained.
Speaker 1: Well there's a dog channel. Um, this is the girl. Uh.
Speaker 1: This is from hole up h O l u P.
Speaker 1: It's where something at the end of the video was
Speaker 1: like wait what and this girl, um reminds me of myself.
Speaker 1: This is a joke that I would have made. But
Speaker 1: she's sitting in the backseat of her car and her
Speaker 1: dad is asking her what did you just say? And
Speaker 1: her mom's driving. She's a teenager. Did you say everyone
Speaker 1: in this car has been insided you're at one point
Speaker 1: or another. She's just like, everyone in this car has
Speaker 1: been insided you're at one point or another. You would
Speaker 1: say to you something that I would say when I
Speaker 1: was thirteen, and everyone would just be like, nicky, why
Speaker 1: would you say that? Like your sister's reaction to she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're crazy. Yeahs like why would you?
Speaker 1: And her dad's just like giggling. Um, let's see, what's
Speaker 1: a great family. I'm jealous of that family, right. I
Speaker 1: picked this one for you, Andrew. This is from subreddit
Speaker 1: dating girls have tried a massive dick and an average dick?
Speaker 1: What do they feel like? For measurements? Massive being eight
Speaker 1: plus inches, average being five and a half six to
Speaker 1: six and half inches, Like, what's the difference? Do you
Speaker 1: prefer one at at all? Do the styles differ at all?
Speaker 1: Asking for a friend that um someone said, I feel
Speaker 1: I've had a pretty good range of dicks I've enjoyed,
Speaker 1: but ultimately I think I'm gonna land on the best
Speaker 1: sex I've ever had has been with someone with an
Speaker 1: average size. For a few reasons. Number one, with a
Speaker 1: huge one, only so much of it is useful. After that,
Speaker 1: it's extra, and it's extra like that's likely to get
Speaker 1: smashed into my cervix. Also, I got considerably more uties
Speaker 1: with large ones too. With an average size, I can
Speaker 1: enjoy the fact that he's all the way inside of
Speaker 1: me and it doesn't hurt, purely pleasurable. And the fact
Speaker 1: that he's all the way inside of me and I
Speaker 1: don't have to feel fearful of it makes a huge difference.
Speaker 1: Any comment. Have you had a huge, massive dicks? Yes,
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's stretching you out for the
Speaker 1: next guy that you're going to date that's not a player,
Speaker 1: because guys with huge dicks always have like a big
Speaker 1: ego to go with it. I feel like, oh so
Speaker 1: they're not. They're not someone that you're going to be
Speaker 1: with their fun boys. Yeah, they're stretching you out for
Speaker 1: no reason because they're not going to date you. But
Speaker 1: do they really stretch you out? Can you really feel
Speaker 1: a difference, Like what do you feel? What's the difference
Speaker 1: you feel? No, it's probably not. I just I've only
Speaker 1: add big, you know, huge dildos in me and it
Speaker 1: feels great, but it's like it's it's painful, So it
Speaker 1: would be hard to have that all the time for
Speaker 1: penetrative sex. It would be something that I would be like,
Speaker 1: this needs to be a special occasion, final thought. But
Speaker 1: also guys with tiny dicks, like I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: date that, and not even about the size. It's again
Speaker 1: the ego that goes with it, because my caro pinis
Speaker 1: person has a micro penis personality. But they shouldn't. I
Speaker 1: think we change the culture about it. If they don't
Speaker 1: grow up hating themselves because of it, we won't deal that.
Speaker 1: That won't be the fact if everyone can just like
Speaker 1: who they are and not feel so insecure about it,
Speaker 1: or if the guys with the huge dicks aren't so
Speaker 1: cool and have to be like shit because of a
Speaker 1: big dick, which I just feel like just comes with
Speaker 1: it in my experience. And I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, i've I guess i've I don't remember dicks
Speaker 1: really that well, but I do know that I love
Speaker 1: the idea because I remember thinking a guy had a
Speaker 1: big dick, and then I talked to someone who looked
Speaker 1: up with him and she's like, no, it wasn't. That
Speaker 1: was like really but gigantic. No, Like I just I
Speaker 1: just guess I didn't have much of a reference. But
Speaker 1: I will say that I am very interested in like
Speaker 1: fisting and like having a lot of things up there,
Speaker 1: like seeing how far, like stretching, like and I never
Speaker 1: thought I would be because I hate lending my like
Speaker 1: sweaters to friends that I think might stretch them out,
Speaker 1: Like I hate getting sure stretched out. I don't want
Speaker 1: to have a kid because I don't want my stomach
Speaker 1: stretched out. But for some reason, down there, I know
Speaker 1: it can snap back pretty easily, and there's just something
Speaker 1: about like getting there. I never thought fisting would be
Speaker 1: something I'd be interested in it or like would ever
Speaker 1: want to achieve. I've never done it before, but like
Speaker 1: it's a lot of the porn I watched, and I
Speaker 1: remember a lesbian friend of mine telling me that she
Speaker 1: fisted her girlfriend and it was like the biggest orgasm. No,
Speaker 1: I've asked for it. I'm on my own. Believe I'll
Speaker 1: get there. But it's that's not that's the thing. You
Speaker 1: have to work your way up to. Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. A lot of porn they just have
Speaker 1: an right away. They just fist her right away, and
Speaker 1: it's like it comes after you come a lot like
Speaker 1: you gotta like really relax to be able to like
Speaker 1: like you have to have like an epidural to get it,
Speaker 1: so you can't just go right in. And I think that, um,
Speaker 1: it's something that I'll work my way up to, but
Speaker 1: I think it's so hot and I never would have
Speaker 1: thought that was hot. But it's not. But it's not
Speaker 1: because I'm like I need something bigger. It's just like
Speaker 1: fun once in a while thing. I guess it depends
Speaker 1: on like how big their fist is. No, I mean
Speaker 1: everyone has like a guy has like a pretty normal site,
Speaker 1: like I want maybe a girl fist like that is
Speaker 1: not that big. You're going thumb in, yeah, you go
Speaker 1: like or you go like this that that is not
Speaker 1: that big. I would probably be able to take that today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can take that today. I have a pretty small
Speaker 1: like I could definitely fist myself. You can take a
Speaker 1: nap after, but a fist is this. This is like
Speaker 1: trying to get coins. Also depends how far you go
Speaker 1: up the arm, like some people can go to the elbum. Well,
Speaker 1: that's when it's hitting your service. That I really related
Speaker 1: to that, like something that's going too deep. I don't
Speaker 1: like deep. I'd rather like wide than deep. I saw
Speaker 1: something that I googled and stayed up all night searching.
Speaker 1: But no, no, that a women's vaginas are actually built
Speaker 1: for five and a half inches, like naturally, that's what
Speaker 1: the vagina is built for, not for anything more than
Speaker 1: that that. I type that in specifically, and then number
Speaker 1: five point six four. No, I might think I've figured
Speaker 1: it out. I did the calculation. Your dick is longer
Speaker 1: than six inches. Yeah, that's a big dick that it
Speaker 1: isn't isn't six like long? I think six average. I
Speaker 1: think I'm I measured it the other day. What I
Speaker 1: need is more blood. I need more. You need a
Speaker 1: new ruler if you're measuring your dick, get a ruler
Speaker 1: that's made in China. Yeah. No, I mean, I just
Speaker 1: I could use some more somewhere, with some more blood.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you do. I've I've had where
Speaker 1: you put like a smaller dildo and then you put
Speaker 1: your dick with it and you get double pen with
Speaker 1: your dick, and that it makes a joy. I mean,
Speaker 1: that makes a massive one. Sometimes I'll throw a finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll bring a couple of friends to the party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, David, he's got a he brought some fuking
Speaker 1: natty lights. Yeah. I don't think I was a little
Speaker 1: reluctant to tell my guy, like, um, I couldn't want
Speaker 1: to get fisted someday. But also like, and I'm not
Speaker 1: really like, I don't want to be ruined. But there's
Speaker 1: ways to do all of these things and not ruin you.
Speaker 1: I mean, women have babies and no one goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's such a fucking horse, she's at her
Speaker 1: pussy'll stretch. I mean I say that, but well, a
Speaker 1: baby is way bigger than a fist, by the way,
Speaker 1: way bigger. No, I know, but you're not calling women
Speaker 1: to have baby's horse should because they had sex for sure,
Speaker 1: And no, I was just confusing. You definitely know growing
Speaker 1: up you're like, oh my god, you got fisted, like
Speaker 1: fisted for summers. Yes, yes it does. And so I'm
Speaker 1: pretty reluctant to even admit that I maybe knuckles. I
Speaker 1: want to get knuckled. I want to That sounds that's
Speaker 1: harsh too. Maybe, um, I want to get fispounded in
Speaker 1: my No, that would I want to get you punched? No,
Speaker 1: what's the game in? Um? What about like monoed or
Speaker 1: something like another word for hand That doesn't sound Maybe
Speaker 1: someone could think of it. Yeah, maybe we'd get monoed
Speaker 1: point shoe. Yes, you are so smart. When he's outside,
Speaker 1: he's like a little so much from being like such
Speaker 1: a cocky like badass on the streets. Oh not in
Speaker 1: a Catholic church. But then you bring him inside and
Speaker 1: he turns into this like I've been in this, I'm
Speaker 1: a puppy in the window. Like he puts on such
Speaker 1: an act. Look at if I just go, are you
Speaker 1: a baby? Are you a little baby? Oh? No, oh
Speaker 1: you're b become your baby. Come here, baby, come here,
Speaker 1: Like if you just baby him, he'll turn into a
Speaker 1: little baby. Come on, you can do it. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a little baby, baby, Are you so scared? I can't
Speaker 1: show you the world baby. If you look at the
Speaker 1: video right now, you guys have to he's such a
Speaker 1: but then he can be like such a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a look at Oh he's just a baby,
Speaker 1: digging his head in my arm. Oh look at this.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cute, right, I was kind of suffocating him,
Speaker 1: are you guys? We gotta go. I'm just playing with
Speaker 1: a dog on a podcast. We've really jumped the dog.
Speaker 1: We've jumped the shark tank today. Oh god, um, we
Speaker 1: have another. We have two more shows coming for you
Speaker 1: this week, will be tomorrow and Thursday. So don't miss it.
Speaker 1: Carla Forrester's here all week. Let us know what you
Speaker 1: want us to talk about. Let us know, uh anything
Speaker 1: you won't you know? Oh yeah, why is why did
Speaker 1: you blurt? Blurry? It was given to me. There's no way.
Speaker 1: There's no way that girl gave it to your blurry.
Speaker 1: Look at the messages. I'm gonna give it to you,
Speaker 1: blur blurred. Thank you. Thank you to our fans for
Speaker 1: making art for us. It's so sweet. We loved the
Speaker 1: analizes and we loved them. You know, bit by Bees,
Speaker 1: la Ploosa headlighting. Uh, it's gonna be so fun to
Speaker 1: put that up. I'm gonna print that and put it
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