1
00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:12,080
Speaker 1: Nicky Guyser Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am. It's

2
00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:16,920
Speaker 1: a Nicki Guyser podcast. Welcome. It's Tuesday. He took yesterday

3
00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:21,959
Speaker 1: off Martin Luther King Jr. Holiday. It was a nice

4
00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:25,480
Speaker 1: little break. We worked. Let's be honest with ourselves. We

5
00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,040
Speaker 1: worked harder than we ever have. I think it's one

6
00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,440
Speaker 1: of the longest days of my life. It was a

7
00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:35,640
Speaker 1: pretty long day, you know. Um, but today's my day off,

8
00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,000
Speaker 1: today's your day off. Yeah, I don't have anything after this.

9
00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:45,920
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Um? What what does she do?

10
00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,400
Speaker 1: You know what? I was supposed to go watch my

11
00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,159
Speaker 1: special with Chris and go over it. And he was like,

12
00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,120
Speaker 1: I could do it a day, hang and do that,

13
00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,840
Speaker 1: and then we could go take a break and then

14
00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,440
Speaker 1: I come back and hang out at night. Um, And

15
00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,360
Speaker 1: I said no, because I have my eyes set on

16
00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,720
Speaker 1: a nap man. I got got just I got two

17
00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,000
Speaker 1: naps in yesterday too. We shot at We had to

18
00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,200
Speaker 1: wake up it early. I had to wake up ten

19
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,840
Speaker 1: to let the people into set up the shot. Then

20
00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,080
Speaker 1: I got a nap in from eleven thirty to twelve

21
00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:20,080
Speaker 1: to eleven forty five fifteen minute. Then I shot a

22
00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,080
Speaker 1: thing at twelve to twelve thirty seven, and I got

23
00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:28,480
Speaker 1: a nap in from twelve fifty to one thirty. That

24
00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,200
Speaker 1: was a pretty The two naps snuck in and in

25
00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:35,280
Speaker 1: a very small window happens better than a full nap.

26
00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,520
Speaker 1: It really was restorative. But I've I'm definitely nappen later today.

27
00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been napping, needing a lot of

28
00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,920
Speaker 1: naps recently. Let me just introduce our guest. She's here

29
00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,319
Speaker 1: with us, Um, she's sitting in the chair next to me.

30
00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,120
Speaker 1: You can watch it on YouTube in a couple of days.

31
00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:52,480
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. UM, big longtime fan, longtime listener,

32
00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,880
Speaker 1: listens to I think almost every show certified bestie. Here,

33
00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:00,320
Speaker 1: certified bestie. It's Carlile Forrester. What's up? You can follow

34
00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,880
Speaker 1: her on Carlisle Forrester on Instagram. C A R l

35
00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,280
Speaker 1: I S l E Forrester. F O R R E

36
00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,720
Speaker 1: s t E R. Hey, wait a second, my nephew's

37
00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,000
Speaker 1: name is Forrest. Yeah I heard that Forrester. I didn't

38
00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,440
Speaker 1: even think about it. How it's part of your name.

39
00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,000
Speaker 1: Did you get a lot of like Ron Forrester run?

40
00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,359
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of that. Yeah, if I

41
00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,360
Speaker 1: had a son, I'd probably name him Forrester because I'm

42
00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:27,160
Speaker 1: I'm my mom's maiden name Carter. No, because it's because

43
00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:32,520
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be well for some reason. Carlyle is my

44
00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,360
Speaker 1: mom's last name, and I like that as a tum.

45
00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:41,800
Speaker 1: Her real name is Esther, Esther, Carlyle. What's your dad's

46
00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:49,160
Speaker 1: last name? Your Forrester? Do you no? I know, because

47
00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna take your us Okay, carly is your mom's

48
00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:57,160
Speaker 1: last name. Her mom is a fair maiden. Yes, I know.

49
00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:05,960
Speaker 1: But your mom's maiden name is Robin, Robin God. I wait,

50
00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:10,919
Speaker 1: will you give me the first initial? G Gershwin, it's

51
00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:17,360
Speaker 1: not far off sho think Jewish, green, green, black, No,

52
00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:25,720
Speaker 1: it's greenspan, greenhorns. No with green green, thinking Jewish, greedy.

53
00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:33,080
Speaker 1: There's many horrible names I want to say, but no,

54
00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,960
Speaker 1: it's um even worse. It's a gendel. Gendel. Oh, I

55
00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't have got which is actually Jewish? For I'll rob

56
00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,400
Speaker 1: you and and take your money and add interest. You

57
00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,560
Speaker 1: know what you can tell is Jewish who makes anti

58
00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,240
Speaker 1: Semitic jokes. That's like when you are watching TV when

59
00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,360
Speaker 1: you see a comedian or someone like making Jewish who

60
00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,560
Speaker 1: was doing an impression of a Jewish person the other

61
00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,640
Speaker 1: day and it was pretty anti Semitic, and you go, oh,

62
00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,280
Speaker 1: was he Jewish? Like we were just were like, oh, yes,

63
00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,160
Speaker 1: he's Jewish. I don't know, maybe he was sage. I

64
00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,280
Speaker 1: guess it's like when you know, black people get to

65
00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:07,360
Speaker 1: say d N word, and so Jews really lean into.

66
00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's the Jerry Seinfeld thing of like, I think

67
00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,720
Speaker 1: he just converted to Judaism purely for the jokes. Yes, yes,

68
00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,520
Speaker 1: I think you offended as a Jewish person. No, it

69
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,960
Speaker 1: offends me as a comedian. Yeah. So And in Curb

70
00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,600
Speaker 1: this year, there was the guy that ran the studio

71
00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,279
Speaker 1: to Jewey and he just lead with jew like every

72
00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:31,480
Speaker 1: joke because Jewish. Yeah, because what it does if you're

73
00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,160
Speaker 1: let's say you were Jewish and Elon is like that

74
00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,560
Speaker 1: he makes everything. I'm not sure. And I think that's

75
00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,320
Speaker 1: why he liked me initially, because he thought you were Jewish,

76
00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,159
Speaker 1: so and who else I thought you were Jewish? He

77
00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,599
Speaker 1: died thinking I was Jewish pilot at our last textic

78
00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,000
Speaker 1: change and he said we were long lost relatives that

79
00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,120
Speaker 1: were terminated in Europe or in Russia. And I was

80
00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,080
Speaker 1: like and someone goes, oh, we thought you we Jewish,

81
00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,440
Speaker 1: and go that's what that means. I was like, damn it,

82
00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,880
Speaker 1: I was last Google search, is Nicky Glade are really Jewish?

83
00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm glad he died of thinking I think that makes

84
00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,920
Speaker 1: you Jewish. If Bob said, if a if a male

85
00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,640
Speaker 1: jew dies thinking you're Jewish, now it's got to be

86
00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,440
Speaker 1: a female. No, that's that's only a few. Well that's

87
00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,719
Speaker 1: the mother thing. I mean, it's all so stupid. Yeah,

88
00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,640
Speaker 1: the mother has to be that Jewish um funeral ceremony.

89
00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,039
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to one, Carla? Not? No, not

90
00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:26,119
Speaker 1: a Jewish ceremony of any sort, an induction on a dress.

91
00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,880
Speaker 1: It was so beautiful. First of all, they did the

92
00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:33,000
Speaker 1: Hebrew prayers um and they sang, you know, it's like

93
00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:37,400
Speaker 1: huh like there's a lot of like you know, like

94
00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,080
Speaker 1: but then might the Semitic thing I've ever heard? Then

95
00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,120
Speaker 1: they read it. Then they had the English version and

96
00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,800
Speaker 1: read it and it took two seconds like it was

97
00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,760
Speaker 1: the singing it and he would really I'm wondering, when

98
00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:57,200
Speaker 1: you sing the cantor, Yeah, when the cantor sings, do

99
00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:01,120
Speaker 1: they like take liberties with what becomes a longer thing

100
00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,359
Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, it's kind of like the Star Spangled banner.

101
00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,360
Speaker 1: Now people just make it their own. I mean, I'm wondering.

102
00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,440
Speaker 1: To be honest, I fascinated to listen because they wrote

103
00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,520
Speaker 1: it phonetically so you could follow it along with I

104
00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:18,640
Speaker 1: don't know, I don Yeah, it was cool. I liked it.

105
00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,840
Speaker 1: And then, um, it was a short service to they

106
00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,880
Speaker 1: didn't work around they're saying to prayers and then we're out,

107
00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,960
Speaker 1: and then we go to the grave site and we

108
00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,479
Speaker 1: each everyone at the grave site got to shovel some

109
00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,880
Speaker 1: dirt onto That surprised me that you did that. I

110
00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:38,200
Speaker 1: thought you were joking. No, it really happened that everyone

111
00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,400
Speaker 1: got to do it. I guess is it like a

112
00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,480
Speaker 1: handful or an actual shovel shovel you I was kind

113
00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,159
Speaker 1: of like intimidated because I had to put down my

114
00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,720
Speaker 1: purse because you have to put some hev into it.

115
00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:53,680
Speaker 1: First time that many celebrities have done hard labor for us.

116
00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,880
Speaker 1: Can I have my driver? So you know it is

117
00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,880
Speaker 1: it's touching. You know what, do you know why they

118
00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,400
Speaker 1: do that? Why? Because it's the last thing that they

119
00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,880
Speaker 1: can't do for themselves, the dead person. What about like

120
00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,800
Speaker 1: engrave the stone and put it up. Yeah, I guess

121
00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:15,600
Speaker 1: that's the second to lat thing. Maybe that's already done

122
00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,160
Speaker 1: by the time you put the dirt on. But no,

123
00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,040
Speaker 1: it was really UM. I felt honored to be able

124
00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,080
Speaker 1: to do it, even though it was incredibly it's pretty

125
00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,960
Speaker 1: saying when you do it, it hits the coffin, it's

126
00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:32,560
Speaker 1: it's it was. No, I didn't because I cried already

127
00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,880
Speaker 1: so much. UM not during that. No, there was no

128
00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:41,040
Speaker 1: jokes made, you know, especially during the internment. But like

129
00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,000
Speaker 1: the you know, the speeches people were making jokes, they

130
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,200
Speaker 1: were you know, some guy did a UM said like

131
00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,600
Speaker 1: the top ten things he learned from Bob Saget, and

132
00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:55,920
Speaker 1: one of them was, um, being famous is way better

133
00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:59,800
Speaker 1: than not being famous. Another one was if you ever,

134
00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:05,800
Speaker 1: um accidentally say, ah, what's it called? When you make

135
00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,640
Speaker 1: a poop joke? Up? If you ever make a scatological

136
00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,920
Speaker 1: joke in front of children, always follow it up with

137
00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:19,440
Speaker 1: with that was fucking wrong U Jewish jokes. And that's

138
00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,040
Speaker 1: kind of the way Bob was. UM. But no, it

139
00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,680
Speaker 1: was it was really touching. But I didn't cry that.

140
00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,240
Speaker 1: I cried when you know, his daughter spoke and his

141
00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,800
Speaker 1: wife spoke, but um, and a little bit at the

142
00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,360
Speaker 1: party when you know, stay most was shared. They were

143
00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,640
Speaker 1: just touching moments. But now not like it was just

144
00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,680
Speaker 1: too there's too many standing. You know, Mary Kate, Nashley

145
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,200
Speaker 1: Alston are right in front of me. If there's too

146
00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,720
Speaker 1: much to take in and you try trying to stay centered,

147
00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,920
Speaker 1: but there's so many people, like it was just it

148
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,840
Speaker 1: was a lot and it's yeah and I um, they

149
00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,360
Speaker 1: were like, it wasn't many at the funeral. I was surprised.

150
00:08:55,360 --> 00:09:02,160
Speaker 1: There was maybe like seventy and then the party hesitate

151
00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,439
Speaker 1: to call the party, but it was like hundreds afterwards.

152
00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,480
Speaker 1: So now could people choose not? Was the funeral like

153
00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,640
Speaker 1: a cap thing? Because I don't know. I got invited

154
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,800
Speaker 1: Jeff Jeff Ross told me about it because I asked him,

155
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,720
Speaker 1: and then so I just went. It wasn't like they

156
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,400
Speaker 1: checked your name at the door or anything. I sat.

157
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,079
Speaker 1: It was in the very last row. Outside it was

158
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,320
Speaker 1: actually beautiful. They were like birds chirping, and they had

159
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,720
Speaker 1: it all. They had a speaker outside and a screen

160
00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,280
Speaker 1: so you could see what was happening inside. And it

161
00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:33,280
Speaker 1: was a very small um what's it called? Yeah, yeah,

162
00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,040
Speaker 1: it was small. I didn't know it was. There was

163
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,120
Speaker 1: nothing about it that said it was like it was

164
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:44,400
Speaker 1: just a cemetery. It didn't seem different. I just shape

165
00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,880
Speaker 1: or like the pews looked like Catholic pews. You know,

166
00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:53,520
Speaker 1: it didn't look any different. Just you know, uh, first

167
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,800
Speaker 1: run in the mill there was a burning cross in

168
00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:59,480
Speaker 1: the front yard. That's different. That's been happening a lot.

169
00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:04,840
Speaker 1: He was madd No, it was. It was short and great,

170
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,120
Speaker 1: and uh, I love a short service anything a wedding funeral.

171
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,079
Speaker 1: I could have kept going. I was. The speeches were

172
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,920
Speaker 1: really good and there was such a good sound. Bob

173
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,640
Speaker 1: would have been happy, because if I my funeral has

174
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,719
Speaker 1: like shitty sound and people can't really hear what's going

175
00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,360
Speaker 1: on when that bothers me so much. When and people

176
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,960
Speaker 1: that give speeches talk like this and they don't know

177
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,280
Speaker 1: how to hold it because they're just not professionals talk

178
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,640
Speaker 1: like this. But you could hear everything so crystal clearly.

179
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,840
Speaker 1: It was really good and you can see it when

180
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,160
Speaker 1: it's outside. There's you have to turn the speaker way up.

181
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,720
Speaker 1: I went to our you know, our friend R. Finlay's

182
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,920
Speaker 1: wedding and he had like a literally a hundred and

183
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,959
Speaker 1: forty five year old rabbi doing the service, and they

184
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,439
Speaker 1: gave him I don't even know if the speaker worked

185
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,280
Speaker 1: or the speaker was down where you couldn't hear one word.

186
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:54,160
Speaker 1: So it was just for like forty minutes just and

187
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:57,520
Speaker 1: everyone's like this. It was. It was really shitty. Did

188
00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,240
Speaker 1: he comment on it later, Yeah? Did our Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

189
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,520
Speaker 1: I mean he was probably embarrassed a little bit because

190
00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:06,520
Speaker 1: it's like the one thing you need. It's kind of

191
00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:08,720
Speaker 1: like a comedy show when the mic doesn't work and

192
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:14,800
Speaker 1: you're like really right, yeah yeah, what? Um so what

193
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,760
Speaker 1: was the like is the vibe like of of l

194
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:22,440
Speaker 1: a funeral different? Have you ever been to a regular funeral? Yeah?

195
00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:26,000
Speaker 1: My grandma and uh friends you have been to I've

196
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,920
Speaker 1: been to funerals. Does it feel like people are like, so,

197
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,280
Speaker 1: what project are you working on? Does it feel kind

198
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,800
Speaker 1: of like a networking I mean a little bit like

199
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:38,320
Speaker 1: the memorials afterwards that it was at Jeff richards House,

200
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,040
Speaker 1: who is one of the creators of full House and

201
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,560
Speaker 1: his house. This house was like a rented house that

202
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,040
Speaker 1: he just owns to rent out. It's two d dollars

203
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,760
Speaker 1: a month to rent. It's like you walk in it's

204
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,280
Speaker 1: like a Bachelor. It felt like you were at the Bellaggio,

205
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:58,959
Speaker 1: Like it's just so ordinate, big hallway, marble everything, big shark,

206
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:04,640
Speaker 1: shark tank, Um, Barbara Lorie, Mr. Wonderful World. Yeah, there

207
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,280
Speaker 1: was like a fish tank that had like big sharky

208
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,760
Speaker 1: fish in it. So it's just like your well, this

209
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,480
Speaker 1: was the after service thing. Great food at that thing.

210
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,480
Speaker 1: Feels like you should not deserve the party unless you

211
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,560
Speaker 1: go to the funeral. No, because I think that it

212
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,280
Speaker 1: was funeral smaller for more close friends and just those

213
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,520
Speaker 1: who found out about it. Like I'm not I wasn't

214
00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:26,920
Speaker 1: more like there was, That's what I'm saying, Like, I'm

215
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,360
Speaker 1: just surprised that it was a bigger thing. It held

216
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,480
Speaker 1: more people, so it was like more people were able

217
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,120
Speaker 1: to and it was everyone was giving speeches. It was

218
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,280
Speaker 1: just like a free for all. It was great. Um

219
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,960
Speaker 1: was there a band? No, But you know, John Mayor

220
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:46,640
Speaker 1: and Chappelle got up and talked Um, John Stamos, He

221
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,720
Speaker 1: went on for a little bit, but not too long.

222
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:53,320
Speaker 1: Now they the whole cast of Full House went up

223
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,480
Speaker 1: first like one but when I walked in, Stamos was

224
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,160
Speaker 1: on and then it was Um, Joey, and then it

225
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,360
Speaker 1: was um no, then it was a producer from Full House,

226
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,640
Speaker 1: and then it was and it was just you know,

227
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,040
Speaker 1: story of story. At some point we were in the back.

228
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,040
Speaker 1: I was wearing like shoes that were uncomfortable and we

229
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,480
Speaker 1: were starving, and so we went and got food and

230
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,000
Speaker 1: like sat out for Because we were in the back,

231
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
Speaker 1: we couldn't really hear that well. It wasn't miked as

232
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,800
Speaker 1: well as a funeral, and so we missed out on

233
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,120
Speaker 1: a little bit. And then it came back in when

234
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,559
Speaker 1: Chappelle and Mayor were on and then Mike Young, his

235
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,800
Speaker 1: opener who I met when I was in Milwaukee, went

236
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,160
Speaker 1: up and um, just fucking killed. He's like, I have

237
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,079
Speaker 1: to follow Chappelle and he went up and he did

238
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:30,880
Speaker 1: really well. It was awesome. Um, but it was um yeah,

239
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,480
Speaker 1: it was it was. It was good. It was Yeah.

240
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,040
Speaker 1: I have a couple more stories from it, but I'll

241
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,839
Speaker 1: save those for another time. But it was great. Yeah.

242
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,040
Speaker 1: But funeral do you remember, Carlile? The most memorable? The

243
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:47,200
Speaker 1: last funeral. I went to my grandmother's funeral and I

244
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,400
Speaker 1: got laughs. It was in Oklawina, Mississippi. He got laughs.

245
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,480
Speaker 1: What did you say this? Is why. Because the priest

246
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,240
Speaker 1: was giving the talk and like we all called my

247
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,720
Speaker 1: grandmother Nana, like everybody knows, and they get this priest

248
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:05,120
Speaker 1: that like did not know Nana at all. I don't

249
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,160
Speaker 1: know why they had her priest first, like he did

250
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,839
Speaker 1: half of it. And then they called in some outside

251
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,200
Speaker 1: priest and this priest came up and he kept being

252
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:19,040
Speaker 1: like and Nana was a great woman, Nana lived a

253
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,520
Speaker 1: good life. We all loved Nana, and I just go

254
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:29,720
Speaker 1: Nana screamed it from the views and then everybody and

255
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,240
Speaker 1: then everybody was like, oh, thank God. And it was

256
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:36,000
Speaker 1: like that relief laughter because everybody was like looking around,

257
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,560
Speaker 1: you know, but I couldn't take I had to say it.

258
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,080
Speaker 1: It was like, dude, um, I was that same thing

259
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:48,119
Speaker 1: happened at my grandma's funeral. They kept calling her Patricia,

260
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,720
Speaker 1: which is her daughter's name, and so they kept saying Patricia,

261
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:59,320
Speaker 1: like your first dog and your porn started such a

262
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,400
Speaker 1: common thing because like very commonly the priest will get

263
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,720
Speaker 1: the family wrong and they'll be like his wife so

264
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,400
Speaker 1: and so, but you can't get the name of the

265
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:13,000
Speaker 1: dead person, like that's the thing, her Patricia, And then

266
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,960
Speaker 1: what did you said? They were named Mard. No, I

267
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:21,880
Speaker 1: didn't go it's a perfect I didn't yell Marge. I

268
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,400
Speaker 1: got up and I did a speech and I said

269
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,800
Speaker 1: that grandma was a badass, and everyone was like blasphemy

270
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,360
Speaker 1: in the Catholic church. She said us, Oh my god,

271
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, I remember we were in Um what

272
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,120
Speaker 1: did you go to? Your is your grandma having a funeral?

273
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,000
Speaker 1: She didn't have a funeral, she just had um like

274
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,240
Speaker 1: a thing on zoom, to be honest, And then we

275
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,400
Speaker 1: were supposed to do a party, but then everyone got COVID.

276
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:53,760
Speaker 1: So no, it wasn't really that touching. Uh, but yeah, um,

277
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,040
Speaker 1: what do you call it? I remember my couple of funerals,

278
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,440
Speaker 1: but like one was my grandpa Henry. I was in

279
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,720
Speaker 1: the Greek Islands and we couldn't get to an airport

280
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,240
Speaker 1: fast enough, and we're like Grandpa would want us to

281
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,400
Speaker 1: keep getting hammer drunk and me and my older brother

282
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,240
Speaker 1: that's what Grandpa would have done, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

283
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,800
Speaker 1: he wouldn't wanted to fly. You toasted into him that

284
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,280
Speaker 1: night if you remembered to do so. Well, I think

285
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,400
Speaker 1: I did know by saying my grandpa died today, I

286
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,760
Speaker 1: missed the flight. I can't be there really miss. That

287
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,880
Speaker 1: was the night we did the pub crawl and sell

288
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:35,200
Speaker 1: Pascy and from put on snorkeling gear. Grandpa, Grandpa would

289
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,600
Speaker 1: have wanted you to cock blocks for sure. I remember

290
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:43,120
Speaker 1: my grandpa's last words was I love Dawson. Just represent

291
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:49,600
Speaker 1: when you're in Dawston. He was always the Dawson head

292
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,680
Speaker 1: for sure. Uh yeah, and I you know, I just

293
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,040
Speaker 1: remember he climbed through my window in the middle of

294
00:16:56,040 --> 00:17:06,520
Speaker 1: the night. Dude, do do dude? And we Yeah, but yeah,

295
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,280
Speaker 1: that was the night we saw Paisy. I jumped in

296
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,600
Speaker 1: the pool. But I just remember, so I wrote a

297
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:30,360
Speaker 1: spell Grandpa wrong? Yeah, how did you spell it? A MP?

298
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,920
Speaker 1: Did you do? I'm guessing you anything. There was definitely

299
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:54,880
Speaker 1: a Tampa right. Oh. I would get anything to reach

300
00:17:55,640 --> 00:18:00,480
Speaker 1: my met my cousin Billy somewhere and do email it. Yeah,

301
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:05,400
Speaker 1: emailed it, find it. I don't know. Grandpa is like

302
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,119
Speaker 1: if you called your grandmother Graham and then you merged

303
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,480
Speaker 1: the name, like you know, they're the celebrity when they

304
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,639
Speaker 1: make them one word, that's what you thought of them

305
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:18,040
Speaker 1: as a couple. Yeah, they were Grandpapa, they were. I

306
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:24,760
Speaker 1: didn't have I didn't have typing grandpa and good did

307
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:31,000
Speaker 1: you mean grandpa? You googled it like it's gonna exist. No, No,

308
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,920
Speaker 1: I looked through my email. No, I just don't have

309
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:40,560
Speaker 1: like I think I had hotmail then, but yeah, I was, yeah,

310
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,359
Speaker 1: something like hotmail. Let Grandpa's lie. They're not going to

311
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,320
Speaker 1: correct you on that. Love drinking, Miami Vices and Tampa.

312
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,880
Speaker 1: He was my rock, my lovely grandpa. Was his name rock?

313
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,200
Speaker 1: Was his name rock Rock? No? It was Henry. Okay,

314
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,920
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's right. But that's what Henry would have wanted.

315
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,760
Speaker 1: It is so funny to be like they put it

316
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,080
Speaker 1: on them that that's what they would want. It's so funny.

317
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,520
Speaker 1: I did that a lot with Bob, stuff of like, yeah,

318
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,560
Speaker 1: he would have want like I, well, I did it

319
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,960
Speaker 1: in the sense of like I don't want to go

320
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,719
Speaker 1: to this fucking party thing. I don't feel like being

321
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,920
Speaker 1: around all these celebrities. It's stressing me out. But like

322
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,880
Speaker 1: Bob would go to mine if he felt so so anxiety,

323
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,399
Speaker 1: he would still go to mine. So I was like, Okay,

324
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,200
Speaker 1: Bob would do this for me, so I got to

325
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,680
Speaker 1: do it for him. Bob would not listen to his

326
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,760
Speaker 1: speeches and get food before everyone else totally what he

327
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,879
Speaker 1: would listen to a few and he go take a break,

328
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,960
Speaker 1: and that's what would But that's what I think bold.

329
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:42,159
Speaker 1: How do you spell Bob? The three bees? Bob is

330
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,080
Speaker 1: a great name. It is my cousin Bob, who was

331
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:50,920
Speaker 1: with me when I met with his name. He went

332
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,600
Speaker 1: by Bobber as a kid and I still call him Bobber,

333
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:59,200
Speaker 1: which was a fun name, had a cool vibe to him.

334
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 1: He's very cool. And his dad's name is Tomer. I

335
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,840
Speaker 1: grew up with this. I didn't even know. Wait, don't

336
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:12,800
Speaker 1: you have like I have? Well, my mom as a

337
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 1: family of ten, so I've nine on her side and

338
00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:17,800
Speaker 1: then two on my dad's side. Can you name to nine? Nancy,

339
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:25,000
Speaker 1: Jim and Michael, Julie, Tomas, Peggy, Wait, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie, Tomer, Peggy, Chucky, Talley, Bob,

340
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:28,399
Speaker 1: Mom and dad or something like that. Nancy, Jim, Michael, Julie, Tommer, Peggy, Chucky, Tally, Potty,

341
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,240
Speaker 1: Bob and Dad. And are you close with any of them? Well?

342
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:38,159
Speaker 1: TV is my other uncle, n TV Bob. His name

343
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,000
Speaker 1: is Bob, but my dad gave him the nickname TV

344
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,159
Speaker 1: Bob because he should have been on TV because he

345
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,240
Speaker 1: was so funny. He literally is one of the funniest

346
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 1: people ever, and so we call him Uncle t V. Um.

347
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:55,879
Speaker 1: There's Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie Tomers bunny Hair, Bunny Hairs.

348
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 1: Then I have Uncle Blue, right, Aunt Satellite and cousin

349
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:08,840
Speaker 1: dish and I don't know, just naming all the times

350
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,159
Speaker 1: of ways you can get. And we just had a

351
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 1: new second cousin streaming about. He's young though, Oh my god,

352
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 1: we will never forget our I pe baby quimby TiVo,

353
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 1: Oh TiVo. He's on drugs now, but he's doing his thing.

354
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 1: He's just you know, he's stopping when you're a young actor.

355
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 1: He became big way too soon, too fast. Yeah, too fast. Um,

356
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's so funny. I mean, you don't really

357
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 1: think about you as like white trash and then what

358
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 1: what about Boba and Tomer and TV makes you think

359
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,360
Speaker 1: white trash? He because he's the only one family had

360
00:21:54,359 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 1: a TV sweezed. I'll go into his trailer. I'll fifteen

361
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: of us and uh, Aunt Nancy would hold up the antenna's.

362
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: We were not white trash, but we were like there

363
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,120
Speaker 1: you know, Catholic poor, but like, yeah, there's a little

364
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 1: white trash in me. Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, but the

365
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: word trash is so mean. Oh, I thought, have you

366
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 1: been seeing this TikTok trend or like on Twitter when

367
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 1: people want to make fun of white people are like,

368
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: you know what people do They write y T for white.

369
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 1: They do that so that it doesn't get like so

370
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 1: people don't google. I don't know. It's just to protect

371
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: the algorithms so that people don't know what you're talking

372
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: about white people. But it's white. Ty is white. I

373
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 1: always thought it was YouTube, so it was like, oh, YouTube,

374
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 1: Like I don't think it's white. I think it's whitey white. No,

375
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: I think it's why. Yeah, like would be like ship

376
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 1: wait eight with a T on them would be eighty wait, no,

377
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: would be eights stories from Carlos. We'll come back with

378
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 1: those uh coming and we're back. Carlisle has been sleeping

379
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 1: in your bed. That's what you just said. It's a

380
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: little rocky, it's a little rough. I got nervous last

381
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 1: night because I like, I like to sleep with the

382
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: pillow like all around me, and there was a pillow

383
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: on the floor that I think was in here that

384
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 1: was made out of this like rough stuff. No, that's yours.

385
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: That little those little I knew it. I picked them

386
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: up with like the tips of my fingers that are

387
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:50,120
Speaker 1: calloused so they wouldn't soak in any of that. Snuggled

388
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:54,199
Speaker 1: it for half the night because I just wanted like

389
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: a fluffy thing to lay on. Poke up in the

390
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: middle of the night, so itchy, and I threw that

391
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: pillow down and I was like, god, why did I

392
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: get that off the ground, Like what is it? And

393
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: you know what you're You're like half asleep and you're

394
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: like making something and I was like, I bet like

395
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: this Luigi's pillow, it might have fleas And I was

396
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: just like itching, But now know is you're come? Oh

397
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: my bad, No it wasn't. My comment was with you

398
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 1: because the little ones, the little the dumplings, Yeah, they

399
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 1: were so little. Where did you even get those? They

400
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:32,479
Speaker 1: are the size of like at that airplane pillow? Like,

401
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: um that story the it's like Moogie or something like

402
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: an Asian. I knew it was like one of those

403
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 1: little tiny Asian stories and that was like little practical

404
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,479
Speaker 1: small things. Yeah, I love those stories. Everything is so

405
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: simple there. But apparently they're too small. Like my coffee

406
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: table I bought, so that was like your sex proper.

407
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: It's for one coffee. Yeah, it's a it's it's like

408
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: a coaster. Yeah. I went up and saw his apartment yesterday.

409
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: He was a great rug. Um, really cool new chair

410
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: you got in that tiny little coffee table. But the

411
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: coffee people is cool and I think it goes it

412
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: actually works with what you visited my room for my apartment. Yeah, no,

413
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: it's nice. I like it a lot. Are you surprised

414
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 1: with how adult it looks because you have an adult

415
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,479
Speaker 1: in there. If it was just you, I would be surprised.

416
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: Good taste does not surprise me. Um, No, it looked

417
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: great and um it's a it's a big it's a

418
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 1: bigger space than I thought. And it's like, yeah, it's

419
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: I think it's perfect for you too. Yeah, it's awesome.

420
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: Did you that pillar I didn't come on, by the way,

421
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: the square blue one? Yeah? Where do you come most

422
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: of the time when you are finishing with your gal?

423
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: Can I ask them? You can ask it? Man? I sure?

424
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: I mean wherever? Not an inner? Yeah, but like where

425
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: just like on her though? Like or do you do it? On,

426
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: like do you get a tissue or it's a fun time.

427
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: It's not. I used to my girlfriend in college would

428
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,959
Speaker 1: make me put down a towel and then the come

429
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: on the towel, which was just very embarrassed. It's very

430
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: well because I'm emasculating. That emasculating had been through so much.

431
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 1: It was something, well, it was multiple she would clean

432
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: the towel. It wasn't just the same towel over. Well,

433
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: if it was at your place, it wouldn't be Oh yeah,

434
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: for sure, I buy my towel would come already. Yeah,

435
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: I got this is when I'm there's there's stiff, like

436
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: the kind of the rugs you put in your car

437
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: on the you know, well we all know the famous

438
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: carpet story, and you would just wipe your common same.

439
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: They moved finally one day and there was just a

440
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: slick spot where slick it was crusted over. But it

441
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: looked like that you know when you drive on a

442
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 1: highway and there's like that black road up ahead, it

443
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: looks like shiny black and it's like a mirage. It

444
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: looked more like my eyes when I wake up in

445
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: the morning. Just crust, just so much crust and I

446
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: think my mom. I was like, Mom, I think I

447
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: was eating peanut butter and jelly jelly. Wait, so your

448
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 1: white trash? Yeah? What watched The Tender Bar? The other not.

449
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: Have you seen The Tender Bar. It's on Amazon's bed

450
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: Afflecks movie He's in So good and it based of

451
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: a book. No, it is not so good. George Clooney

452
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: directed it. It's just cliche. The whole thing is cliche.

453
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 1: It's like a young boy who like is smarter than

454
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,719
Speaker 1: his white trash family and his mom believes in him.

455
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: She's a single mother who's been abandoned by the father

456
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: and the uncle's cool and he gets there is a bar.

457
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: So I relate to that. Look, this thing's gonna win

458
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: Twitter Oscars. Okay, it is Wait, what is it a movie?

459
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: It's a movie. It's a new ben Affleck movie. Amazon, Amazon,

460
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: The Tender Bar. Yes, it just sounds like chicken tender.

461
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's like our tender No one knows,

462
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 1: but it's the Tender Bar. But I said to Carlisle

463
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 1: during it we were watching, and I was like, does

464
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: this remind you of your life? Because it's like a

465
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: kid out of growing up at a bar kind of kids,

466
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: always hanging out of the bar, and her family owned

467
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: a bar since the early eight Yes, then the cool uncle.

468
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: It's a bartender. God, he's so hot in this too.

469
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: I'm the whole movie. I'm waiting when is he going

470
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: to bang someone? I just want to see him passionately,

471
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: like hook up with someone. He has sexual attention and

472
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: he never gets away out. Why is he in a

473
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: movie where he's not having sex up? You know, maybe

474
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: he just didn't want to paint his back. He's just

475
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: like being a good uncle, but he has to get

476
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: rid of that tattoo that yeah, no one wants that

477
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: could but they could. They could probably paint over that tattoo.

478
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: So you grew up in a bar car and grew

479
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: up in a bar. It's been a lot a lot

480
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:55,239
Speaker 1: of time playing those games, all different kinds. We had

481
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: a basketball game, so my dad would like open that

482
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: up so the balls would just come roll back the

483
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: whole time. Well, yeah, I don't stand in the cage,

484
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: which was cool. I could actually make the basket, and

485
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: then you'd be in a cage like they always wanted

486
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: you to be. They're like, yeah, go in that basketball game.

487
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah we could see you over there. Uh, that's Tetris

488
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: and was a big Tetris. Tetris came out and it

489
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: was like a huge Tetris, Like he was so huge

490
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: on the corner of the bar. I think they just

491
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: had sing. I feel like the basketball game was just

492
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: a milk carton in the back. Yeah. You like he

493
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: couldn't he couldn't rig to like stay on. So they

494
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: would just give me like a huge sack of quarters

495
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: for Tetris and I would just like play it endlessly

496
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: like your iPad. Yeah, totally just have sack of quarters.

497
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: I just heard on the radio to day that Tetris

498
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: has been known to if you get in a car

499
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: accident and you played they you know, if you could

500
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: have trauma and you play Tetris right away after the trauma,

501
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: that which is weird to like hands when a game

502
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: boy right after they've been in like a horrible cook

503
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: like t boned and their leg is like, you know missing.

504
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm not white dress, I'm poor Christian Christian poor sounds

505
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:26,719
Speaker 1: so much Catholic poor, too many kids, So wait, so

506
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: what happens I didn't that's an alcoholic um. So yeah,

507
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: people if people play tet Dress after a traumatic event,

508
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: they don't have memories of the event, they don't have

509
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: as much PTSD of the event because you know, and

510
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: then this is another one of your weird stats are

511
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: like it was on the Courtney Show today for Tuesday Tidbits,

512
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: So what happened? So someone gets horrible like PTSD and

513
00:30:55,080 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: so then they grab Yeah, and then this at the

514
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: BDS compared to people that would just ruminate on it

515
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: and write down what happened to that would be any

516
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: video game or just Tetris is that they found. And

517
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: it kind of makes sense because when you close your

518
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: eyes after playing Tetris a lot during the day, see

519
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: a Tetris and it doesn't happen with like you know,

520
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: today on the Quarty Show, Courting was like, oh, it

521
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: doesn't happen when I played Candy Crush, but when I

522
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: play Tetris, I see it. And it's like that is

523
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: interesting that Tetris can kind of just like get your

524
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: mind off things in that way and kind of rewire

525
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: your brain to because trauma actually has a physical manifestation

526
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: in your brain. I mean, it's not just it makes

527
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: sense because you know that's emotional, and then Tetris is

528
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: like the most analytical thing you can. You're just literally

529
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: putting together squares. It's like a puzzle. I bet your puzzle.

530
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: Whenever someone starts telling me about their molestation, I'll just go,

531
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like

532
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: it's triggering because that would remind me in my childhood

533
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: of when it happen. So I don't know. Well, I mean,

534
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: I think it depends on what your relationship to Tetris is.

535
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying a game like Tetris will get

536
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: people to listen. It's the only way I got through.

537
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: I like Snood too. Oh yes, Snake was cool got me.

538
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: That's how I got called cheating in college. Oh yeah,

539
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: because you were playing Snake after you already entered that is,

540
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: so you too, just like quickly do something. He had

541
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: all the answers to a test already that we're in

542
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: his calculator, and then he put them all in like

543
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: he didn't even mind, like he was doing the like

544
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,959
Speaker 1: how long it might take someone who did not like

545
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: who did the test. He just quickly filled out all

546
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: the answers and then uh wait, he decided to wait

547
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: the rest of the time and play Snake. And so

548
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: the professor saw and was like, there's no way you're done,

549
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: and he's like either he's coming up with some weird

550
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: equations left, left, right, this is. This is Andrew Colin works. Yesterday,

551
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: we got lunch because we were having doing the thing

552
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: with a bunch of cameras around us, and they bought

553
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: us lunch, and we got our lunch, and Andrew quickly

554
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: got his and went up to it or went down.

555
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: Let me just make clear, he went down to his

556
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: apartment and um, the woman that gave us our lunch

557
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: came back and was like, I forgot to give Andrew

558
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: his sauce. He has no sauce, so he's just eating

559
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: like sauceless food, like sauce on the side food. And

560
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: it was already three minutes after Andrew had left, so

561
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: I said, I don't even worry about it. He's already eating.

562
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: There's no way that he goes this doesn't have any taste.

563
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going to keep eating it until I get

564
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: the right amount you and I texted you and I

565
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: was like, Grace is bringing you sauce and you were like,

566
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: it's okay, don't worry about it. I go. I told

567
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: her you already ate it and you were like already dead,

568
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: I know. And then she brought it. I put it

569
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: on and I was like, it is better, so much

570
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: better it is. I mean, but it had sweet potato

571
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 1: beans chicken and had things inside it, I know, but

572
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: sauces everything. You just for like, yeah, I just didn't

573
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: want to come back up nine floors and we both

574
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: live in the most annoying apartments ever. They're so far

575
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: away from the elevator, and I was just like, I

576
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: don't need me so today. Yeah. Also, we only had

577
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: thirty minutes between whatever. So wait, so you grew up

578
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: in a bar. What's the most redneck thing? A lot

579
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: of chicken tenders. She grew up on tenders. I like

580
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: the idea that you got these quarters and then it

581
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: just went back to the bar and then they just

582
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: recycled them. Yeah. Wait, so what's like the most like

583
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: red nicky thing that you can remember? Um, what was

584
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: your first car? My first car wasn't red nicky. It

585
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: wasn't a Zuzu Trooper. You know, this is the Catholic

586
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: They don't even make those anymore. I'll randomly see one

587
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: sometime I'm like, oh, this is my high school car.

588
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: But it was great. I had like a huge sunroof.

589
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: We could all like hang out a cheerleader. She won state. Yeah, popular,

590
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: Well it was it was both. It was I thought

591
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: you were like the hot girl that everyone hated. So

592
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 1: I got bullied my ninth grade year and then then

593
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 1: I made up with all my friends, like each girl

594
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: got there was always a girl that got bullied ninth

595
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: grade because my tids exploded over the summer. Didn't have

596
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 1: enough money for a complete new wardrobe with these new tids,

597
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: so I was wearing like really tight stuff and like

598
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 1: all the older girls were just like, she's a slut.

599
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: Look at that little whore, and they wrote slut on

600
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: my locker. Like one day after lunch, I was like

601
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: I left the cafeteria and they were all these older

602
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: girls following me, like the juniors and seniors, and I

603
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: was like, why are they following? It so weird And

604
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: they were going, Carly Forrester is a hork because they

605
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: used to go by Carly because kids can't pronounce Carlisle

606
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: in the South. Uh, And they were like, Carly Forrester

607
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: is a whore. Carly Forster is a slut, and just

608
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: like saying that really loud, and I was like, what

609
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: the funk? And then I got to my locker and

610
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: it said slut really big on it. Oh my god,

611
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: the the assistant principal coach. How rest in peace? He

612
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: loved me so much. Yes, he died and he was

613
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: so sweet and he loved me so much. He had

614
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: that painted over I think in twenty minutes. Yeah, like

615
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 1: he did. He was such a good man man. So sad?

616
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: Did you cry? God? Yes? But you know what I

617
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: told my mom and she cried so hard, and that's

618
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,479
Speaker 1: when I was like, Okay, I'm never telling you anything again.

619
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: Like I felt so bad for it made her so sad.

620
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: It made me strong. I lived through that made you

621
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: played after did you want her to do? Like? Isn't

622
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: that nice that she was sad? What did you make

623
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: it about her? No? It was no, it was so nice,

624
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: but I just felt bad, like it made me hurt

625
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: all over again to see how sad it made her

626
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: and my two I had two, You were failing her,

627
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: Like I had two friends that were sophomores, so they

628
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: were one year older than me, and they always drove

629
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: me to and from school, so they were there with

630
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: me and they were like we got her, miss Pat,

631
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: We're not going to let that happen again. And then

632
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: like we were all just like telling her that it

633
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: was going to be okay. Yes, all that. So, so

634
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: when you do you have a lot of rednecked parties.

635
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: They're like out in the woods, like just on a

636
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 1: trunk listening Jason Aldean or something. We okay Jason Aldean,

637
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: Remember when we're saying nineties country together. Yes, yes, that's

638
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 1: what we did in high school. We would go out

639
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: to this place called White's Bottom. There would be a

640
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: bonfire and we would drink and it was why I

641
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: just think it was white like the color it was,

642
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: why it was w y a t t and just

643
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: everybody pronounced it wrong, Yes it was, and it was

644
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: like it was say l a w y e er

645
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: lawyer law she said last night. She goes, well, you

646
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: can do the laws. Showed up and I go the lar.

647
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: She goes Lars called her. That's what you're saying, her friend, Jamie.

648
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: She goes, well, she guess what did you hear that

649
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: Lars called her? And now she's going to get a settlement.

650
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: She goes large and I go the Metallica Lars and

651
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: I go Lars Lars. Yeah, Laws and The Real Girl,

652
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: The Good Girl. That movie is so weird. Did you

653
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: ever see and the Girl? Isn't that Ryan? Ryan y No? Ryan,

654
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: people are screaming it right now. Ryan the hot one,

655
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: the one that everyone loves. Yeah, he's literally and everything.

656
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: He's like the most the notebook you were always talking

657
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: about Ryan, Ryan Reynolds. No, that's that's going. Yeah, your

658
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: mom's maiden name. Listen, you gotta get blanking live. We

659
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: gotta get to the news. So let's do we all

660
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: go down to white bottom, White bottom, Wat's bottom. Oh man, man,

661
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: what a what a great day. It's Tuesday, folks. You

662
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 1: know what that means. It it's Tuesday. We got car Nile.

663
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: What's your middle name again, Esther Carlisle is my middle name?

664
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: Oh right, Trooper, But it's no, that is my middle name.

665
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: My first name is Esther Nikki Wait. I don't even

666
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: know if they make a Zuzu's at all anymore. I

667
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: don't think they do, not even yet, so that yet

668
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: they do. My my my name. My cousin just had

669
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: a paper. She's making them still. One of my cousins

670
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: has so many fucking kids, dude, she has like seven

671
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: or eight kids. I can't keep I see a picture

672
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: my friend sent me a picture that my friend, my

673
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: my other cousins sent to the other day of her family,

674
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: and I just was like, I thought it was the duggers.

675
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: I thought he was sending me a picture of the duggers.

676
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: It was like, I cannot believe how many kids my

677
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: dog cousin has. It's so wild. I'm making up for

678
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: all the ones you're not gonna have. That's true, you're

679
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,479
Speaker 1: fine with your family tree keep going like no Glazers dead.

680
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: But it would be even if I had a kid,

681
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: you know, like I would unless I have a kid

682
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: as a single mother. That's kind of like it's kind

683
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: of resting on my shoulders. You should be able to

684
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: have both names. I know, well, you could do hyphenated,

685
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: but then what if my daughter who's named Glazer Reynolds

686
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: or Gosling Glazer Gosling. What if Glazer Gosling then marry

687
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: someone who wants who is hyphenated who wants and then

688
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: they have a baby and then it has to be

689
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: Glazer Gosling. Uh Phillips Houston. You know what they call

690
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: those what lawyers? Right? Those are lars alright. First stories

691
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: about a hacker. Hacker nineteen, that's his age, all right.

692
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: He takes control of more than twenty Tesla vehicles in

693
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: ten countries through a flaw on a third party software

694
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: let him unlocked doors and windows, start the cars without keys,

695
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: disabled security, spy on the drivers. I'm sure, dude, maybe

696
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: due to far because all all Teslas can fart. We

697
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: learned that from an Uber driver because Kyle Kyle getting

698
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: car farted. And then we got in an Uber in

699
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: Monterey to go to our show and I did not

700
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: feel like talking to the Uber driver. And Andrews like, Tesla, Okay, hey,

701
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: is this thing fart? And I hope. I just looked

702
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: at my goat. No, we're not doing that. I'm not

703
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: gonna be here in part Sounds of the Way show

704
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 1: because I was working on my notes and the guy goes,

705
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something. All Tesla's fart. He goes, because

706
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: because Andrew goes, I think one of my friends he

707
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: has a Tesla, couldn't fart. He goes. Plea's lying to

708
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: you because every Tesla is capable of parting. It's like

709
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: the new women don't fart? Oh women, All women named

710
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: Tesla fart um. The amazing thing about this is this

711
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: guy he wasn't like trying to be like a piece

712
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: of ship. Like he reached out to Elon Musk and

713
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: was like, hey, here's a flaw in your system. So

714
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: I wonder if the guy he should get a job.

715
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,800
Speaker 1: To be honest, I mean, I think he will probably

716
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: get a job or murdered. Seriously, Hill commits suicide by

717
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: getting run over by a tested self. The Tesla played

718
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: like Tesla's farted, Like you know what, sometimes too far

719
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: because you're holding one in and you like go to

720
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 1: pick up a box or something, you beend a weird

721
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 1: guy like you bet an angle. It runs over a person,

722
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: it's and it's like embarrassed as my legs broken. Yeah

723
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: that was the worst. I look bad that day. That

724
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: would be cool. They'd call it tesling. Oh man, I yeah,

725
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: I farted during the Presidentiary Award. Yeah, and just was

726
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: on the third one. I farted so loud. I did

727
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: five sit ups in a minute or two minutes because yeah,

728
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: that was there and someone was holding my feet. I

729
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: feel bad now. Some people say they want to go

730
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: back in time and like who killed Kennedy or like

731
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: go back and I just want to witness that moment.

732
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: That's the only thing it is. And you looking at

733
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: the window crying writing what was great? Too? Is like

734
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: like it was a month before that I farted in class,

735
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: but I sneezed. I snarted, and I blamed Kareem Basali

736
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 1: to this day, I blamed Kareem for I go, There's

737
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: no way I could art and sneeze. And everyone bought it.

738
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: Everyone bought it. It's like opening your eyes when you're sneezing.

739
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: You're like, it's it's like your belly while you're beating

740
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: the ship out of a dog. What got dark? Okay?

741
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: But yeah no, but this hacker stuff like have you

742
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: seen catch me if you can? So that guy after

743
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: he got arrest and got out of jail, ended up

744
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: like working for the FBI because he was catching people

745
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: that can do They used the criminal because they're the

746
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: ones that can beat the system. I mean, I'm have

747
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: you seen the movie, Charus? Have you seen it? Chars?

748
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? Chris Noah, what's an award winning

749
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: documentary about? Yeah, cycling? I want to know we're trying

750
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:56,439
Speaker 1: to get through it. Why does this movie to test it? Well?

751
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: I wanted to watch the movie because I love documentaries

752
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: and I this thing won an Academy Award or maybe

753
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: an Emmy over my friend who produced the Jim and Andy,

754
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: the one about Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman. He said

755
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: that they got beat by Charus, and everyone that was

756
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 1: in the van with us was like, well, Charus was

757
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: fucking great. And so I've been watching a Chris and

758
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I am so sick of documentaries that are

759
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: made by guys that think they're cool. Documentary by a

760
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: dude is like and they're like acting like they're doing

761
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: it nobly. They really just want to be in camera

762
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,720
Speaker 1: and be like quirky, like they're supposed to be behind

763
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: the camera. But now we're forced to watch this person

764
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: like in front of the camera being like a little

765
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: bit like inquisitive and you know, just like questioning things.

766
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 1: And does have a good story. It's about a guy

767
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: who wants to do doesn't take a regular guy, takes

768
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: steroids under the um like a god. Not in that

769
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: sense at all. It wasn't so he wants to be

770
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: in the Tour de France. No, it's the there's this

771
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: huge it's Tour de France. On steroids. Literally, I mean literally,

772
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: but it's like tour to France for people who are insane,

773
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: Like it's like all the hardest parts of France in

774
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: one thing, and they don't test, they don't test for it.

775
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: But he wants to see like how much he can

776
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: change with the steroids, and he wants to see if

777
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: he can beat all of the piss tests, like to

778
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: see how Lance Armstrung did this. So then he's like

779
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: using this Russian doctor that ends up being like, uh,

780
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: fired from the It's just I don't understand why it's interesting.

781
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: I don't get what the stakes are. I understand that

782
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 1: this guy now is being like, you know, it's kind

783
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: of like the guy that named McDonald's every Day. I

784
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 1: love that one. But that's that's the thing about McDonald's.

785
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: You can eat McDonald's every day and not gain weight.

786
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: Look at me have bad like but you just the

787
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: problem is people eat too much of it. If you

788
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: eat a normal amount of McDonald's, a normal amount of McDonald's,

789
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: I feel like they will face one big No, it's

790
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: not good for you. But I'm just saying you won't

791
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: be fat if you eat. No, they're eating big amounts

792
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: tolories of McDonald's a day. You're not going to gain

793
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: weight because it's not but you're you're gonna have terrible

794
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 1: cholesterol and have heart disease and all this. It's bad

795
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: for you, but it won't make you fat. Just stick

796
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: to the happy meal. Yeah, I mean that's a fashion

797
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: inside the calories. Yeah, but it'll clog your heart, but

798
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 1: it's not gonna make you fat. Bad fat doesn't make

799
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: you fat. It's eat because they eat. So what did

800
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: they get at McDonald that super supersize it? Yeah, and

801
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 1: then they also on top of that, they get and

802
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: they eat all during and it's empty. It doesn't make

803
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: you actually feel full, and so you keep eating. And

804
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: it has sugar and salt in it that makes you

805
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 1: crave more. I eat it a lot. That surprises people. Yeah,

806
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: but she like, but I'm just saying, like it doesn't

807
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: register in your head, like, oh this is bad for me.

808
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: It's sometimes and I'm really hungry. What's your order? It's

809
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 1: satisfying to me. It always tastes the same. It's like Starbucks,

810
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: no matter where you go, it's there. I get a

811
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: happy meal. I love this, that's it, and you happy.

812
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: Keep those I mean, it's something, what do you get?

813
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 1: What happy meal do you get? Um? So I get

814
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: the cheeseburger happy meal, but sometimes I'll also get a

815
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: four piece McNugget the side because I like a variety.

816
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: So I like a little bit of things, but like

817
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: different things. Yeah, you're not gonna gain if you eat

818
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: a happy meal three times today, you're not going to

819
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: get happy. That is the amount of calories you should

820
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: be having. We should be I bet you if you

821
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: go back to nineteen sixties McDonald's cheeseburger, it goes It's

822
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: like a taco bell taco. They disappear in your mouth.

823
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: I know, but that that's what I'm saying. It's like,

824
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: it's not actually good food. But if you eat it

825
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: in in portion, if you eat two thousand calories McDonald's,

826
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: you're not going to gain weight. Because that's how my

827
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: bar he had a bit on he was on Fallon recently.

828
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: He's talking about how he's at McDonald's and a guy

829
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: like recognized him who was on a road trip, and

830
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, on a road trip to stop and

831
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: buy what about you? He's like, I live And he

832
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: was googling diabetes because his friend said because you've been

833
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: having some like whatever physical He's googling diabetes in line

834
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: at McDonald's and I wrote him, I was like, that's

835
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: like googling AIDS at a at a brothel. But like, yeah,

836
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just really funny to think, like

837
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: I get Chick fil a all the time. I mean

838
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah, for some reason in your mind, No,

839
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: you think chick fil A's healthier, and I know not

840
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: though it's the exact same thing. It's just more expensive.

841
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: Taco Bell me up though I tried to talk about

842
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: my last road drink. It's bad for you. It's so quick. Yeah,

843
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: it's not me. Taco Bell is like rat meat. I mean,

844
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure McDonald's is to worry about like heart disease

845
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: in my cholesterol because I don't eat. I eat very healthily,

846
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: but um, do you guys think about that? Like I'm

847
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: not trying to be like I don't have to worry

848
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: about it. I'm wondering, like, register when you eat? Because

849
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: I don't eat fried foods. Ever, does it register like

850
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: this is bad for your like cheese and lots of Like, honestly,

851
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: do you think of us? Because because do you think

852
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: about that on the podcast about the fried food thing.

853
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 1: And I have been really trying to eat more salad

854
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: like this now that I've been here, if you noticed that,

855
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: I've been eating like tons and tons of salad. But

856
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 1: first of you, what I eat more salad? Yeah no,

857
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: but most people go, I'll eat more salads. No, no,

858
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: what we need a judgment on this. I think both work,

859
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: to be honest. Yeah, salads like our portions, like single

860
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,479
Speaker 1: portions are salads, but salad in general, I've been eating

861
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: more chicken. Like if you were eating more chicken sandwiches,

862
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 1: you'd say chicken. You wouldn't say I'm eating more chicken sandwich,

863
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: but you would say I'm eating more chickens and say

864
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: I'm eating more chickens. I get that, But I think

865
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: with salad, salad, any kind of lettuce or like a chair.

866
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't know that story. Oh it's amazing how we

867
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: can get from Tesla's to say I am worried about

868
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: my heart. By the way, yeah, because my everyone in

869
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 1: my family have had heart attacks and I've had minor

870
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 1: heart Eat more salade. Die. Twenty year old beauty blogger

871
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 1: claims that using semen as face cream is the secret

872
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: to glowing skin. Nicki's been doing this for years, and

873
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: she's been trying to get the word out. No, it's

874
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: my secret. You guys, don't give it a word. Cheap, homemade, alternative,

875
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: too expensive products, products are too expensive. She called her

876
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: friend on FaceTime, Hey, can I get your semen? She

877
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: puts the semen with lotion and she's been using it

878
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 1: on her face she put on trying to get followers.

879
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no way you get semen on your

880
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: face a rise. It kind of like pulls it back,

881
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: almost like those, um, those face masks that used to

882
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: Like I put on a faceman sesterday, I felt like

883
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: someone came all over me, dry and it pulls you

884
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: exactly what you're saying, But that doesn't mean it working.

885
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: Just because it dries and pulls your face like that

886
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's doing what you need it to do.

887
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: But why wouldn't it work? Like my thing? Like what

888
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: is in there? Like a lot of these things have

889
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: like foreskin of babies or whatever, right one of them.

890
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't think that there's four skin and calm. I

891
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, like I think there would be

892
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 1: science behind it if calm was really good for your skin.

893
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: They wouldn't just I think this is a ticktiker trying

894
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: to get falls. I'm great skin. I don't know if

895
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: it's a filter or what, but it's probably a filter,

896
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: because men can never tell when they're filters. They always

897
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 1: they think everyone has great skin. Men need to be

898
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: a lot more discerning. I mean, is an amazing photo.

899
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: I mean, look at this. Yeah, that's a filter. Look,

900
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: I'll give it a try. I'll use it on my elevens.

901
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: I that's the part you want tight, I just a little.

902
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: I didn't get any out. Yeah, I'll report back. I mean,

903
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to get a steady

904
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: supply of it for a while because but I want

905
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: all of it every time my yeah to swallow it. Yeah,

906
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: my stomach is glossy and shiny and yeah, um no,

907
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to like I don't when I have sex.

908
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: The final part is like a fun part. I don't

909
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: want to hold out a jar and like screw on

910
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: the top and put it in my little refrigerator in

911
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 1: my bath. That's exactly where she keeps hers, a little

912
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: tiny fridge right in the fridge. Why thank you? That

913
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: reminds you of this Icarus movie. They're just freezing piss.

914
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: My girlfriend was like, hey, I want you to come

915
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: from my face. It is like, it's pretty intense to

916
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: hear that, to be like, I want your come from

917
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: my skin. Care do you like it? I mean, it'd

918
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: be helpful if mom helping her. I don't know if

919
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: might come after I eat Chick fil a. You're going

920
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 1: to break out, you know. I don't want to come

921
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: on my face outside of a sexual thing. You know

922
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: how like when your horny come on your face is

923
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: like a great idea, but when you're not, Yeah, it's ridiculous, gross, wild.

924
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: But what are we putting on our faces? Like, what

925
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 1: are in those face masks? It's it's it's my dermatologists come.

926
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 1: Nicole called back to the thing that wasn't on the show,

927
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: but you'll see it on something we taped. Maybe probably

928
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 1: not the next story, all right, women snaps a selfie

929
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: on top of her Wow. Speaking of car crashes. Rapidly

930
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,720
Speaker 1: sinking car after crashing through the ice of a frozen

931
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: Canada river while Good Samaritan's Russia savers. So this girl

932
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: cratches her car and is standing on top of it,

933
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 1: taking a selfie of her car going into the lake.

934
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: I'd probably do that because you're like, I'm gonna be rescued.

935
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: This is insane. This is gonna be a funny picture,

936
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: like what she supposed to do? Just sit there. I

937
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: guess it is hilarious, but that wouldn't be standing up.

938
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: I mean that seems like a very risky situation to

939
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: be standing and sit, and I'd still take a picture.

940
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with taking selfies when

941
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: something horrible is happening. Look, it's horrible, that's her horrible thing.

942
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: If it's something horrible to someone else, if her baby

943
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: was strapped in the car seat and that thing, I

944
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: think that would be inappropriate. But I mean she seems

945
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,879
Speaker 1: to have a handle on things. Yeah, selfie handlestick. See

946
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 1: her selfie picture of that. That is hilarious. I mean

947
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: it's very funny. But I do think it's just like

948
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: it just shows where we are, I know it society

949
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: of like oh I got stabbed, like we want like

950
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: like your car is literally I wouldn't take a self

951
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 1: because I wanted likes. I would just be like, it's

952
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 1: hilarious that my car is doing. This has already happened,

953
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: It's happening. I just have to wait for it to

954
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,879
Speaker 1: go under. I mean, what was she gonna do? I mean,

955
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, you just I don't know. Just everything.

956
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: It's not sinking. It looks like it's like stuck that way,

957
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,879
Speaker 1: So I feel like she's she's on a sturdy car.

958
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,919
Speaker 1: But but you're right, I don't think that I would

959
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: think to do that. Believes charged her with one kind

960
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,240
Speaker 1: of dangerous operation of a motor vehicle. So it doesn't

961
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: help your case if you're in front of a judge

962
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,799
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, so after you accidentally crash your car,

963
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: put it on TikTok. You know what I mean? At

964
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: good point, Yeah, that's not gonna help you. You you

965
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: think a lot about likes. I'm just thinking I want

966
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: to capture it to show my friends and be like,

967
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: isn't this wild? You would definitely post it. Yeah, but

968
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about like people are gonna think about content.

969
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,919
Speaker 1: You think about content. It's funny, but I'm not like,

970
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: oh this is people are gonna like. I don't think

971
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: about likes. You think about content, which equals I think

972
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: about like, oh this is in this thing, and I

973
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: want to show people something that's interesting, but I'm not

974
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 1: like this will get me likes? Do you know what

975
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying? The difference between that of like this is

976
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 1: something entertaining for the math is I have to document

977
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: this because what I say, I mean, I think that

978
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: goes hand in hand. I think a funny thing. You

979
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: pay attention to likes is what I'm saying. I pay

980
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: attention to the first ten minutes of likes, and then

981
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. And then you were racing if

982
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: it's not doing so well, and then I killed yeah,

983
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: and then I cut my wrists and then I found

984
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: that while I'm in a car, I just don't think

985
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: about likes ever, Like yesterday, I had to go into

986
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: my Instagram and so you were saying that you were

987
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: getting shadow band, so you obviously pay attention to life. Know,

988
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: people told me that I that I was shadow band

989
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: because I wasn't showing up. I would have never noticed.

990
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: And then I started paying attention, but I truly wouldn't

991
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: have noticed. Truth touche. Let's go to break and come

992
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: back with a Reddit dub. Why do I care? Oh? Yeah,

993
00:57:54,280 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 1: why do I care? Okay, Andrew, why do I care?

994
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do you care? Picture justin

995
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: Oh picture picture justin Land jokes about coordinating outfits with

996
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: model wife Kate Upton on Instagram. We may or may

997
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: not have coordinated these matching outfits, and by we I

998
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 1: mean Kate relined equipped. Um, how do we feel about

999
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: matching with your spouse? And match and we don't talk

1000
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: about it? And that's really fun? Actually yeah, I think

1001
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: it's cute. But when on purpose it's a little it's

1002
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,959
Speaker 1: kind of there's that couple that's like, I'm wearing makes

1003
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: you two have fun? Like I think it's like whatever

1004
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: can bring some spice to a relationship that's a monogamous,

1005
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: years long, committed thing. If you're goofing around together and

1006
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: something's fun to you, just do it. I think it's sweet.

1007
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: I see a lot of people making fun of the

1008
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: matching Christmas pajamas and I love it. Yeah did you do? Yeah? Yeah,

1009
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: you've done. No shame. I think the Christmas tomas are

1010
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: stupid because you can only wear them once, you know,

1011
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: I mean that's the rule. What's the rule? I mean

1012
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: it feels stupid. I think people are trying people putting

1013
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: on their faces I mean more than once. I actually

1014
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: brought mine here because I thought it was gonna be

1015
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Carlole thought she was walking into a

1016
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: tundra as seriously going to like do some studies of

1017
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: penguins and an aren't. Because this is what I thought.

1018
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: I have so many furs and hats and like this

1019
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: leg warmer look is my thing while I'm here in St. Louis,

1020
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: because I just I felt like it was gonna be

1021
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: cold and you were going to be used to it

1022
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: and cranking the A C the whole time, yeah, which

1023
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: I am. I mean like she turns it up to

1024
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: like seventy four sometimes and I won't out here it is.

1025
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm just like, how would you sleep with that? I

1026
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: sleep with it fifty nine in my room. I like

1027
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: it to be outdoors cold and bundle Yeah, so good.

1028
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: We never really found the right thermometer, yeah or no. Yeah,

1029
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: I keep it around. Yeah, that's the right time. Just

1030
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: when you sleep, do you sleep in like long clothing

1031
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: and then you also have it to seventy four like

1032
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,439
Speaker 1: you like it to be hot in the room hot

1033
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: in that. I have sleep in long clothing because my

1034
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: boyfriend is like you, and he went to crank up

1035
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: the A C. Like he sleeps with a c blaring,

1036
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: and I like the white noise too, because you grew

1037
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: up in a barn in Mississippi, because you know, we

1038
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: didn't have a door on that barn. And I sleep

1039
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: you know, the boxed wine seller back in the I

1040
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: just slept on the box of um. Okay, yeah, I

1041
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: don't mind up Kate Upton and that justin Verlinda. I'm

1042
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: always kind of jealous of the relationship. They seem really cute.

1043
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: I mean they're very successful and hot, gonna be hot.

1044
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: Um alright, guys, let's get it to redd it dumb

1045
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 1: karaoke mode. This is your red alrighty, let's see what

1046
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: we here. Saved lemon, Look, lemon, look lemon? Look where

1047
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 1: the hell is this? Okay? All right? Um oh, this

1048
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: was really funny. So this girl was doing a TikTok

1049
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,919
Speaker 1: and then her boyfriend was like walking. She probably lives

1050
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: with her boyfriends, a young girl, she's probably like twenty,

1051
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: and her boyfriend interrupts her TikTok to like say something,

1052
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: and it's just like shows they're kind of cute relationship

1053
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,959
Speaker 1: and like she's getting a kick out of him. Okay,

1054
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 1: so she's about to do like some kind of dance

1055
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: and she's like, this is for all my girls or something. Okay,

1056
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: so this one is really for the girls. Okay, so

1057
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: what are you and either yeah, okay, I'll keeping trying.

1058
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: He's outside the door out the other night and the bag,

1059
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: trying to tell me there was a hundred in there,

1060
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: which means the bag and I'll tell you what it

1061
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: looks like about So if I find out that there's

1062
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: only like, send me some roles in that bag, we're

1063
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: calling tokyo strongly word besses. He eats it all of

1064
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 1: that without knowing she was filming. He's just like, and

1065
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: they're not they're not good enough factors. I watched it

1066
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: twice to like check and break it down. Yeah, and

1067
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 1: people in the comments will always kind of bust it

1068
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: if it's fake, and no one did, so that would

1069
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: make me think she had a guy over she ate

1070
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: thirty six. Oh well you should see her answer and

1071
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I didn't. And he's like, but he's

1072
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: just cute that He's like, that's what he's keeping tracking

1073
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 1: And she and I liked it because she got a

1074
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: kick out of how cute he was. And she's just

1075
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,919
Speaker 1: like looking at the camera as he's talking, knowing she's

1076
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: capturing it, being like because he's like, because I'll tell

1077
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 1: you what, there's less than seventy in there. Um. This

1078
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: is from suspiciously Specific. This is the subbreddit suspiciously specific,

1079
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 1: and that's when someone has you wanna try to say that. Um,

1080
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: this is when something is just too specific and it's funny.

1081
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 1: So this is a tweet for my guy named Mark Leidner.

1082
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: Each morning, I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos,

1083
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: I pour hot water over it's steeping it like tea,

1084
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: and then I drink it all day at work. I

1085
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: work at the White House. At the end of the day,

1086
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 1: as I take the last sip of the tea, the

1087
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: soft gravili slides into my mouth and I eat Those

1088
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 1: guys works in the White House. It seems like something

1089
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: that like just it's during Trump era. Having a ravioli

1090
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 1: just sit on the bottom and then just slide down

1091
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: like an oyster. It's like a human noise. It's like, yeah, okay.

1092
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: This is from the subrenit psychology and it says, yes,

1093
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: your dog can understand what you're saying. To a point

1094
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: graduate student working on dogs scent detection abilities, says this,

1095
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: and then, um, a really interesting thing I found within

1096
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: the subreddit is that, um, most people go seeing as

1097
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: we all agree that dogs are highly empathetic and intuitive.

1098
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: They understand a lot more than just what one is saying.

1099
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: Sometimes words are not even necessary. And then this was interesting.

1100
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 1: Dogs and humans co evolved together. Dogs can read a

1101
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: lot of human body language and facial expressions from birth.

1102
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: Dogs are one of the only animals that watch our

1103
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: faces for cues. There was a study done that I

1104
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: read about a few years ago where puppies would follow

1105
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: a human's eyes human humans eye gaze to determine where

1106
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: a toy or treat was hidden. There has also been

1107
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: research showing that humans can differentiate between different barks and

1108
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 1: can tell if a dog is excited or distressed. I

1109
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: definitely can tell when a dog is like fucking scared.

1110
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: Dogs and humans both had an impact on each other's development.

1111
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 1: I think that's very interesting. And dogs are one of

1112
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: the only animals that look you in the eye and

1113
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: that you can go over there and they'll you like,

1114
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,920
Speaker 1: look at something and they'll look in that directly the

1115
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: impression over there. No, no, we won't even have to

1116
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, they're yeah, well it's a podcast. Well

1117
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 1: I think like dogs know, like if you're on the

1118
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 1: couch and you don't want to be talked to, they know,

1119
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: like they'll go on lay on their beds. You just

1120
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 1: have to kick them real hard and they get it.

1121
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: They can your body language when it hits them. It's interesting.

1122
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 1: How um And someone said, um, there was a study

1123
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: recently this was really cool that found dogs can tell

1124
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: the difference between their native language, a foreign language, and

1125
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 1: a gibberish language designed to sound like their native language.

1126
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 1: So if I was just like but I hadn't a

1127
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 1: good a little like like something that sounded like that

1128
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: didn't sound like it, but it sounded like English. You

1129
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,439
Speaker 1: know those things that sound like what English would sound

1130
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: like if you didn't speak English. Have you ever heard that?

1131
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, kind of like that. Well Luigi knows Gibberish.

1132
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 1: Did they go into the goolulu? That was a bad one,

1133
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 1: look at them. But it is interesting when you remember

1134
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 1: hearing that dogs were the one of the only animals

1135
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: that look you in the eye, and it really is

1136
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: like that look to you for and oh no, I

1137
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: heard that they are the only animals that can understand

1138
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 1: a point, and we'll look towards a point that you do.

1139
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: I mean, anytime I think about this stuff. Dogs help

1140
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: blind people walking. But but cats don't follow a point.

1141
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 1: Squirrels won't follow a point. Other aunt birds won't follow

1142
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 1: a point. Like to point out something and have the

1143
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 1: dog look and know that you're sick, that's a pretty

1144
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: incredible thing. My dog that I have now is the

1145
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 1: first one I've ever had that watches TV. That's so

1146
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: she legit watches TV. And if something's too violent, we

1147
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: have to turn it off because she's watching it, and

1148
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: she does. She respond, I gotta show you videos your

1149
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 1: dog does have humanizing Yeah, your dog, it must be

1150
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: the humanizing. Did Bruno watch TV? Ever? Noah, I don't

1151
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 1: think he did dogs on TV? Yeah, he has your dog.

1152
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: Your dog knew when a TV if he saw a

1153
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: TV dog. That's cool. I wish Luigi watch TV sometimes

1154
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: because he's just like staring at a pillow and I'm like, dude,

1155
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: we got back right up here, Like you could be

1156
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 1: entertained by like moving shapes and colors that watch that.

1157
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: But she likes to watch stuff about animals on those

1158
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: nature shows and all kinds of stuff and she's so entertained.

1159
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: Well there's a dog channel. Um, this is the girl. Uh.

1160
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 1: This is from hole up h O l u P.

1161
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: It's where something at the end of the video was

1162
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 1: like wait what and this girl, um reminds me of myself.

1163
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,480
Speaker 1: This is a joke that I would have made. But

1164
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: she's sitting in the backseat of her car and her

1165
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 1: dad is asking her what did you just say? And

1166
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: her mom's driving. She's a teenager. Did you say everyone

1167
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: in this car has been insided you're at one point

1168
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: or another. She's just like, everyone in this car has

1169
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:45,439
Speaker 1: been insided you're at one point or another. You would

1170
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: say to you something that I would say when I

1171
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 1: was thirteen, and everyone would just be like, nicky, why

1172
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 1: would you say that? Like your sister's reaction to she's like,

1173
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're crazy. Yeahs like why would you?

1174
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: And her dad's just like giggling. Um, let's see, what's

1175
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 1: a great family. I'm jealous of that family, right. I

1176
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 1: picked this one for you, Andrew. This is from subreddit

1177
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,919
Speaker 1: dating girls have tried a massive dick and an average dick?

1178
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 1: What do they feel like? For measurements? Massive being eight

1179
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,080
Speaker 1: plus inches, average being five and a half six to

1180
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 1: six and half inches, Like, what's the difference? Do you

1181
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 1: prefer one at at all? Do the styles differ at all?

1182
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 1: Asking for a friend that um someone said, I feel

1183
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: I've had a pretty good range of dicks I've enjoyed,

1184
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 1: but ultimately I think I'm gonna land on the best

1185
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,599
Speaker 1: sex I've ever had has been with someone with an

1186
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 1: average size. For a few reasons. Number one, with a

1187
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: huge one, only so much of it is useful. After that,

1188
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: it's extra, and it's extra like that's likely to get

1189
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,719
Speaker 1: smashed into my cervix. Also, I got considerably more uties

1190
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 1: with large ones too. With an average size, I can

1191
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 1: enjoy the fact that he's all the way inside of

1192
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 1: me and it doesn't hurt, purely pleasurable. And the fact

1193
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 1: that he's all the way inside of me and I

1194
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 1: don't have to feel fearful of it makes a huge difference.

1195
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 1: Any comment. Have you had a huge, massive dicks? Yes,

1196
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,560
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's stretching you out for the

1197
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,679
Speaker 1: next guy that you're going to date that's not a player,

1198
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: because guys with huge dicks always have like a big

1199
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: ego to go with it. I feel like, oh so

1200
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 1: they're not. They're not someone that you're going to be

1201
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 1: with their fun boys. Yeah, they're stretching you out for

1202
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: no reason because they're not going to date you. But

1203
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:27,719
Speaker 1: do they really stretch you out? Can you really feel

1204
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 1: a difference, Like what do you feel? What's the difference

1205
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 1: you feel? No, it's probably not. I just I've only

1206
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 1: add big, you know, huge dildos in me and it

1207
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 1: feels great, but it's like it's it's painful, So it

1208
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 1: would be hard to have that all the time for

1209
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 1: penetrative sex. It would be something that I would be like,

1210
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 1: this needs to be a special occasion, final thought. But

1211
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 1: also guys with tiny dicks, like I wouldn't want to

1212
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 1: date that, and not even about the size. It's again

1213
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 1: the ego that goes with it, because my caro pinis

1214
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 1: person has a micro penis personality. But they shouldn't. I

1215
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 1: think we change the culture about it. If they don't

1216
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 1: grow up hating themselves because of it, we won't deal that.

1217
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: That won't be the fact if everyone can just like

1218
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 1: who they are and not feel so insecure about it,

1219
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,760
Speaker 1: or if the guys with the huge dicks aren't so

1220
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:20,600
Speaker 1: cool and have to be like shit because of a

1221
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,680
Speaker 1: big dick, which I just feel like just comes with

1222
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 1: it in my experience. And I don't know, I don't know.

1223
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: I mean, i've I guess i've I don't remember dicks

1224
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,759
Speaker 1: really that well, but I do know that I love

1225
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 1: the idea because I remember thinking a guy had a

1226
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,040
Speaker 1: big dick, and then I talked to someone who looked

1227
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 1: up with him and she's like, no, it wasn't. That

1228
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:42,680
Speaker 1: was like really but gigantic. No, Like I just I

1229
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,680
Speaker 1: just guess I didn't have much of a reference. But

1230
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,400
Speaker 1: I will say that I am very interested in like

1231
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:51,639
Speaker 1: fisting and like having a lot of things up there,

1232
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 1: like seeing how far, like stretching, like and I never

1233
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,560
Speaker 1: thought I would be because I hate lending my like

1234
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,720
Speaker 1: sweaters to friends that I think might stretch them out,

1235
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 1: Like I hate getting sure stretched out. I don't want

1236
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:02,639
Speaker 1: to have a kid because I don't want my stomach

1237
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: stretched out. But for some reason, down there, I know

1238
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 1: it can snap back pretty easily, and there's just something

1239
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,800
Speaker 1: about like getting there. I never thought fisting would be

1240
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 1: something I'd be interested in it or like would ever

1241
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,680
Speaker 1: want to achieve. I've never done it before, but like

1242
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: it's a lot of the porn I watched, and I

1243
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: remember a lesbian friend of mine telling me that she

1244
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 1: fisted her girlfriend and it was like the biggest orgasm. No,

1245
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: I've asked for it. I'm on my own. Believe I'll

1246
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: get there. But it's that's not that's the thing. You

1247
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 1: have to work your way up to. Yeah, you can't.

1248
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:35,240
Speaker 1: That's the problem. A lot of porn they just have

1249
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: an right away. They just fist her right away, and

1250
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: it's like it comes after you come a lot like

1251
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: you gotta like really relax to be able to like

1252
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 1: like you have to have like an epidural to get it,

1253
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 1: so you can't just go right in. And I think that, um,

1254
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 1: it's something that I'll work my way up to, but

1255
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,760
Speaker 1: I think it's so hot and I never would have

1256
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: thought that was hot. But it's not. But it's not

1257
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 1: because I'm like I need something bigger. It's just like

1258
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: fun once in a while thing. I guess it depends

1259
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:04,280
Speaker 1: on like how big their fist is. No, I mean

1260
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 1: everyone has like a guy has like a pretty normal site,

1261
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,960
Speaker 1: like I want maybe a girl fist like that is

1262
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 1: not that big. You're going thumb in, yeah, you go

1263
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: like or you go like this that that is not

1264
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:20,559
Speaker 1: that big. I would probably be able to take that today. Yeah,

1265
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 1: you can take that today. I have a pretty small

1266
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 1: like I could definitely fist myself. You can take a

1267
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 1: nap after, but a fist is this. This is like

1268
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 1: trying to get coins. Also depends how far you go

1269
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:36,200
Speaker 1: up the arm, like some people can go to the elbum. Well,

1270
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 1: that's when it's hitting your service. That I really related

1271
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 1: to that, like something that's going too deep. I don't

1272
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 1: like deep. I'd rather like wide than deep. I saw

1273
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,879
Speaker 1: something that I googled and stayed up all night searching.

1274
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 1: But no, no, that a women's vaginas are actually built

1275
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 1: for five and a half inches, like naturally, that's what

1276
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:57,559
Speaker 1: the vagina is built for, not for anything more than

1277
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 1: that that. I type that in specifically, and then number

1278
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:08,639
Speaker 1: five point six four. No, I might think I've figured

1279
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: it out. I did the calculation. Your dick is longer

1280
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:15,200
Speaker 1: than six inches. Yeah, that's a big dick that it

1281
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:19,840
Speaker 1: isn't isn't six like long? I think six average. I

1282
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,120
Speaker 1: think I'm I measured it the other day. What I

1283
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: need is more blood. I need more. You need a

1284
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: new ruler if you're measuring your dick, get a ruler

1285
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 1: that's made in China. Yeah. No, I mean, I just

1286
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,639
Speaker 1: I could use some more somewhere, with some more blood.

1287
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you do. I've I've had where

1288
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 1: you put like a smaller dildo and then you put

1289
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:54,240
Speaker 1: your dick with it and you get double pen with

1290
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 1: your dick, and that it makes a joy. I mean,

1291
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:01,599
Speaker 1: that makes a massive one. Sometimes I'll throw a finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1292
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,760
Speaker 1: I'll bring a couple of friends to the party. Yeah,

1293
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:09,519
Speaker 1: you know, David, he's got a he brought some fuking

1294
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:14,400
Speaker 1: natty lights. Yeah. I don't think I was a little

1295
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 1: reluctant to tell my guy, like, um, I couldn't want

1296
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 1: to get fisted someday. But also like, and I'm not

1297
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:23,080
Speaker 1: really like, I don't want to be ruined. But there's

1298
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 1: ways to do all of these things and not ruin you.

1299
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 1: I mean, women have babies and no one goes, oh

1300
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,160
Speaker 1: my god, she's such a fucking horse, she's at her

1301
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 1: pussy'll stretch. I mean I say that, but well, a

1302
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 1: baby is way bigger than a fist, by the way,

1303
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: way bigger. No, I know, but you're not calling women

1304
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: to have baby's horse should because they had sex for sure,

1305
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:48,599
Speaker 1: And no, I was just confusing. You definitely know growing

1306
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,600
Speaker 1: up you're like, oh my god, you got fisted, like

1307
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 1: fisted for summers. Yes, yes it does. And so I'm

1308
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:58,760
Speaker 1: pretty reluctant to even admit that I maybe knuckles. I

1309
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 1: want to get knuckled. I want to That sounds that's

1310
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 1: harsh too. Maybe, um, I want to get fispounded in

1311
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:12,680
Speaker 1: my No, that would I want to get you punched? No,

1312
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 1: what's the game in? Um? What about like monoed or

1313
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:23,559
Speaker 1: something like another word for hand That doesn't sound Maybe

1314
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,120
Speaker 1: someone could think of it. Yeah, maybe we'd get monoed

1315
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 1: point shoe. Yes, you are so smart. When he's outside,

1316
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,120
Speaker 1: he's like a little so much from being like such

1317
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: a cocky like badass on the streets. Oh not in

1318
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 1: a Catholic church. But then you bring him inside and

1319
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 1: he turns into this like I've been in this, I'm

1320
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 1: a puppy in the window. Like he puts on such

1321
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:52,640
Speaker 1: an act. Look at if I just go, are you

1322
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:58,679
Speaker 1: a baby? Are you a little baby? Oh? No, oh

1323
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,000
Speaker 1: you're b become your baby. Come here, baby, come here,

1324
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 1: Like if you just baby him, he'll turn into a

1325
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,920
Speaker 1: little baby. Come on, you can do it. Oh that's

1326
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:17,160
Speaker 1: a little baby, baby, Are you so scared? I can't

1327
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:22,240
Speaker 1: show you the world baby. If you look at the

1328
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 1: video right now, you guys have to he's such a

1329
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,639
Speaker 1: but then he can be like such a little bit,

1330
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's a look at Oh he's just a baby,

1331
01:16:30,479 --> 01:16:33,680
Speaker 1: digging his head in my arm. Oh look at this.

1332
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 1: It's pretty cute, right, I was kind of suffocating him,

1333
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 1: are you guys? We gotta go. I'm just playing with

1334
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:43,599
Speaker 1: a dog on a podcast. We've really jumped the dog.

1335
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 1: We've jumped the shark tank today. Oh god, um, we

1336
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,960
Speaker 1: have another. We have two more shows coming for you

1337
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: this week, will be tomorrow and Thursday. So don't miss it.

1338
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 1: Carla Forrester's here all week. Let us know what you

1339
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: want us to talk about. Let us know, uh anything

1340
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 1: you won't you know? Oh yeah, why is why did

1341
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:09,040
Speaker 1: you blurt? Blurry? It was given to me. There's no way.

1342
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 1: There's no way that girl gave it to your blurry.

1343
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 1: Look at the messages. I'm gonna give it to you,

1344
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:16,160
Speaker 1: blur blurred. Thank you. Thank you to our fans for

1345
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:18,280
Speaker 1: making art for us. It's so sweet. We loved the

1346
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:22,639
Speaker 1: analizes and we loved them. You know, bit by Bees,

1347
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,720
Speaker 1: la Ploosa headlighting. Uh, it's gonna be so fun to

1348
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,479
Speaker 1: put that up. I'm gonna print that and put it

1349
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,800
Speaker 1: up on the wall. Thank you guys for listening to

1350
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 1: Pika and Jack Daniels.