WEBVTT - Coconut Chaos

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<v Speaker 1>Where have you been. I've been waiting for you, Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been waiting.

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<v Speaker 2>Calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>I texted you. I was waiting.

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<v Speaker 2>You texted one time. One time you didn't respond. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was walking back from where Danielle wanted new classes.

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<v Speaker 2>So I walked over to Tribeca pharmacy. Because most people

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, but you can get cheap readers for a

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<v Speaker 2>very low price over at the pharmacy across the street.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's where we were.

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't you aware of what your top priority should be?

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<v Speaker 2>Scott? You were busy, and every time I would come

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<v Speaker 2>in here, you'd go, Okay, this is Serial Heelers.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know? This is episode sixty nine? Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, we've come a long way.

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<v Speaker 1>Since no one heard you right there, because we come

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<v Speaker 1>a long way. Don't yell now, it's a gott It

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<v Speaker 1>told me the things overlooked, how loud Scotty told me

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<v Speaker 1>to yell?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your problem? You?

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<v Speaker 1>You're crazy? You got me my heart pumping good?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it don't finally do some physical exercise.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, welcome to episode sixty nine. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers. I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew. Hello, it's great

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<v Speaker 1>to be here. I need to ask you. How were

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<v Speaker 1>your holidays? God? How was Christmas?

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<v Speaker 2>It was great?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Did you get all everything you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, I'll give you two of them this way, whichever

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<v Speaker 2>one you want to use in the episode. It was great,

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<v Speaker 2>it was bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>It was great? I hung out with my family. It

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<v Speaker 2>was bad. I had a really lousy dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, what would you guys have for dinner?

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<v Speaker 2>Dinner was awesome. Love spending time with my family. We

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<v Speaker 2>had a pork roast.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Andrew's just being a jerk.

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<v Speaker 2>It was bad. I didn't have a good dinner. The

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<v Speaker 2>pork roast was bad. It's like to choose your own adventure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So obviously we're recording this before Christmas. And Andrew's

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<v Speaker 1>just being a jerk. He could have just said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>had a great Christmas. What are we eating today? But no,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you have to do that? Just say oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we had good holiday. Thanks, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>A good holiday. Thanks. Let's get to eaton.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Andrew? This is Serial Killers, the podcast where

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about cereal and we eat it and we

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<v Speaker 1>try it. So maybe you don't have to if it

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<v Speaker 1>sucks you want to go new or classic new? You

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<v Speaker 1>want to go new? Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, going down to the cereal sack for the new cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from General Mills. This is a new variety of cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>We had the sister variety of this other variety of cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the cinnamon one. Okay, okay, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>you liked it. Yeah, So we break out cheerios, oat crunch,

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<v Speaker 1>oats and honey.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost bought this in Target the other day, but

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't because I thought we tried it already.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you buy it? Anytime I see a brand

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<v Speaker 1>new cereal that we haven't tried, I buy it. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>The last time I bought cereal you hated it, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We never tried it. So we tried it. I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>an awful cereal that we haven't had before, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what we do here.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool oats and honey was going to be great.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I'm just curious. Why didn't you buy it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I wasn't sure if we had it or not.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go again forgetting your children. Here's psych I

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<v Speaker 2>know all my children. Look, I have a hundred of

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<v Speaker 2>them back there. Hey, guys, hees good because that chocolate chip.

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<v Speaker 1>He just answered that we haven't fed him in a while. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I know you wouldn't want to because

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<v Speaker 1>you don't care about cerealized podcast or anything. But the

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<v Speaker 1>program director at one of our affiliates, Yeah, he's in Lancaster,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said that he's right down the road from

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<v Speaker 1>the Kellogg's plant and he might be able to get

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<v Speaker 1>us a tour.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love every minute of.

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<v Speaker 1>You would actually want to do that. We would take

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<v Speaker 1>a road trip, so exciting. Okay, I thought you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>like coo, they're making cereal cuckuck Cooh.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm in for fun experiences, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Good. So this looks like almost like multi grain cheerios

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<v Speaker 1>because there's a couple of different colors of cheerios with

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<v Speaker 1>gobs of oats.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna say the cheerio itself is very unappealing.

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<v Speaker 2>It almost looks like fungus.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this. Look at that. My goodness, that's an

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<v Speaker 1>enlarged Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and again looks like there's fungus growing on it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's fungus amongus. I was going to say that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I figured i'd let you do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your dad joke. Oh wait, sorry, how was your holiday, Scott?

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds so much better. My holiday was good Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>and Hanukah in the house. Wow, so it was great.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we're still in the middle of Hanukah now

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<v Speaker 1>it hasn't finished yet. Oh so we're on the seventh night.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. Oh cool, we got so many great gifts,

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<v Speaker 1>love gifts, and the minora is still burning. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so the oil lasted for eight days. All right, so

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<v Speaker 1>here's figure down to the fridge year.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you're going at ten today. Let's bring

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<v Speaker 2>it back down a little bit. Okay, sorry, very anxious

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<v Speaker 2>A two milk, low fat, trying to get them on board.

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<v Speaker 2>It's better for digestion. So it makes your tummy a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit, not as you know, upset, as your tummy

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<v Speaker 2>gets when you have regular milk. Yeah, yeah, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>But this isn't an ad.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, but look, it's one hundred percent real milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you think these things that aren't like lactose and whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't real.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a one time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but you were wrong, and I like to remind.

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<v Speaker 2>You that you were wrong, just like you said subsidiary. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I said subsidiary. Yeah, you're still wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So a two one percent low fat milk.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a two with the taste of a two

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<v Speaker 2>and milk. I'm having such a great time doing cereal killers.

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<v Speaker 1>It just tastes like milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. How are we going to attract advertisers

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not adding some pizzazz.

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<v Speaker 1>Old crunch oats and honey brand new from General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck it down, Andy good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, multi grain cheerios or some crunch it's interesting. I

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<v Speaker 2>give it three bowls and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not much different than multi grain or honeynut

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<v Speaker 1>mixed together. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, three bowls in a spoon. I like it. Not

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite, but I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it three bowls and a spoon as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's funny though we rate all these cereals,

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<v Speaker 1>and even the ones we rate, like four bowls in

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<v Speaker 1>a spoon or five bowls, we never go back and

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<v Speaker 1>eat them. They're just all sitting there getting stale. You

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<v Speaker 1>except for your eggo. You eat your eggo thing every ding.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I did all weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>What eat cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't stop eating eggo cereal? I love it so much.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a Cereal oscar. I'm gonna give it to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh millennial on your phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, welcome to Serial Killers. Hi, how are you great?

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<v Speaker 1>What could I do for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you eating a champion? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's my wife Amy on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Amy?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that Andrew? Of course it is Amy. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have time for me today? Of course I

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<v Speaker 2>am Amy always.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're moving on to the classic box. And I

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<v Speaker 1>thought all about you when I bought this, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was hoping you'd be here to do it. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Not sure how you could rate it

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<v Speaker 1>through the phone. But let me go down to the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal sack and I'm gonna get this Cereal. It's classic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the original is from the late eighteen hundreds. This

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<v Speaker 1>one came out in the nineteen thirties. You ready, you

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<v Speaker 1>have any idea what it is? It's from post You

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<v Speaker 1>showed it to me. Oh what, No, don't even start

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<v Speaker 1>because you know absolutely nothing about cereal. Andrew knows nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know absolutely nothing. So I'm just gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>it out. It's crape nuts flake, Amy. I'm gonna love these.

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<v Speaker 2>Have me there for that episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just yesterday. I know, but you know the

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<v Speaker 1>holiday party. We had to get out of here. We

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't have time to record. So before Andrew and

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<v Speaker 1>I dig into these flakes, is there something I can

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<v Speaker 1>do for you? Because you must have called for a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, probably we couldn't talk about this on the progress.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is it the new Is it the Peloton bike

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<v Speaker 1>seat that you want that has the special attachment that

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<v Speaker 1>makes your button tingle?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that would be the Peloton that I had to

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<v Speaker 2>interject that you were not supposed to buy me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but this is something different though. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>special seat that goes on the Peloton. We'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that later, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I enjoy your five boles of grape ut flakes

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<v Speaker 2>and bring those. I love them, Amy, I just didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just finished my box the morning summit, so thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll get you some more of those. Even

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<v Speaker 1>though they're fourteen dollars. You are worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uhh it talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 1>By How do I hang up this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>There you go? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I hang up the phone? I don't understand these

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<v Speaker 2>new fangled defenses. Is there a cord on my sail phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway? I say, grape nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, get to Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that these have been around since the thirties? Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You When we talked about grape nuts in a past episode,

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<v Speaker 2>you said they've been around for a very long.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you didn't know anything about the flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, congrats you win.

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<v Speaker 1>Good source of fiber. I know I always do low

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<v Speaker 1>and fat noo chlester all free food. It's an excellent

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<v Speaker 1>source of iron and folate. What's folate? Is that a vitamin?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know what any of the

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<v Speaker 2>ingredients in these things are. It just is all just

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<v Speaker 2>words on the back of a box.

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<v Speaker 1>Ingredients whole grain, wheat, wheat flour, sugar, malted barley flour,

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<v Speaker 1>canola oil, and salt.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get into this because I like grape nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Would like to make these nut butter power bites on

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<v Speaker 1>the mac.

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<v Speaker 2>So good on that though, Okay, thank you though.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look they have a mascot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Strawberry the mascot and BlackBerry the mascot.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you shaking your head for?

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<v Speaker 2>You're just an interesting character, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I love grape nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how I feel about grape nut shit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very loose it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I wouldn't even call these flakes.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like chunks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say, it doesn't really look like

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<v Speaker 2>the consistency of a flake.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like a little piece of barley. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>a flattened piece of barley. What it's barley?

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<v Speaker 2>No one said that it's a grain andy. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>make it seem like I just have zero brain.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know you have some brain, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Not on cereal, that's right, or life.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so the next episode is going to be our

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<v Speaker 1>year end episode.

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<v Speaker 2>My serial Oscar will go to.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode seventy is gonna be our year end countdown. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the hell we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>This has a very strong smell.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go alright? Eight one, two three mm hmmm,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, it's not awful.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sweeten them a little bit, right, I'm okay with it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Four balls, three balls, Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>They basically like flatten the grape nuts, so they're not

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<v Speaker 1>so grape nutty.

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<v Speaker 2>So what are you doing for New Year's I just

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<v Speaker 2>have a couple of people over my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I invited by my house?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean parents?

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<v Speaker 1>House. Could I come, Yeah, of course, gotta bring my

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<v Speaker 1>kids and my dog. Kind of stretching it there, but no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean my friends are bringing their baby over. So

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<v Speaker 1>oh the one that looks like you. Yes, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>love that baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Tiana. Where is this fitting into your next box? Cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing for New Year's Scott? Well, well,

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<v Speaker 2>serial killers.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about going to the supermarket and shaking

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<v Speaker 1>some coconuts. Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna go down to

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal sack for the bonus box. It's also a

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<v Speaker 1>post product.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually could have used this for the new Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I'm wasting it in a bonus box.

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<v Speaker 1>But remember how we said there is really not that

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<v Speaker 1>many coconut cereals. Oh, I found what is that for?

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<v Speaker 2>I was excited because I thought it was something else.

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<v Speaker 2>What I thought it was coconut cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>We did that already.

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<v Speaker 2>No, That's why I stopped talking.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got a great charming. I got a great

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<v Speaker 1>mutt flake stuck in the back of my throat. They

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<v Speaker 1>are small, So we did one of these already. We

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<v Speaker 1>did Blueberry Morning. Remember Blueberry Morning? You don't remember but

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<v Speaker 1>I hate you so much. It wasn't even that long ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. It's a lot of cereals. It's a lie, but

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<v Speaker 2>I remember every one of them, and my brain is

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<v Speaker 2>that's amazing that your brain can do that. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to paying your mortgage, you know, figuring

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<v Speaker 2>out your taxes, the same skill applies, right, sure, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is a great grain variety, great grain. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a post line yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And it's called

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<v Speaker 1>Coconut Almond Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fan of coconut.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I am too. I am too. I'm going in

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<v Speaker 2>with a positive. I'm I'm gonna be positive.

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<v Speaker 1>That last piece of crap cereal you brought in had

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<v Speaker 1>coconut in it. But it was not even It was

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<v Speaker 1>so overpowered by the tumeric that it just didn't even matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, the ones that are coming over New Year's Eve? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to on the air coming good with Cooper

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<v Speaker 2>and Amy and the kids. Cooper and Amy and the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that your traveling band?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? They hang out with me and emmett Otter. Here

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<v Speaker 1>was emmit Otter. I still never heard of that. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you see our friend on Twitter? He said Emmitt Otter,

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<v Speaker 1>neither doing like a remake of it. That's right, you

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<v Speaker 1>saw that, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I check our Twitter, my tweets, my Twitter tweets.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how you doing on Facebook over there?

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's every day. It is the new journey.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh. I still have to figured out how to respond

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<v Speaker 1>like as serial killers because half the time and I

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<v Speaker 1>like things, is just me liking it. I'm not your

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<v Speaker 1>friend anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>There are some big chunks of coconut in here.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited, and there's big flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't I get a board with sound effects because

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<v Speaker 2>I would use a ton of them against you. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I could talk over this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're just talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't talk big as all I hear. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not even cloud. It's rude for you to assert that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right here we go great grains from you would

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<v Speaker 1>say assert you know what, I can't get it because

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<v Speaker 1>the scoop.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I will choke if I eat that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big cluster.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very coconut, and I like that. You you just

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<v Speaker 1>spit all over the books. It doesn't matter. What's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you just do the whole thing out.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's great grains, high quality ingredients.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I'm eating sunscreen.

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<v Speaker 1>All love, banata, boat, whole grain, wheat, sugar, whole grain,

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<v Speaker 1>rolled out, coconut rice, canola oil, almonds, corn syrup, tall no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>there clusters and flakes with sweet cornut wholesome almonds.

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<v Speaker 2>One spoon, one spoon. That tastes like I open my mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at the beach and I spray copper face.

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<v Speaker 1>It is disgusting. That is gross. Try our great grains

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<v Speaker 1>hot cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like hot cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>No, not if it tastes like this. That is a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of coconut. Check it out. That is too much coconut.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you, Scott. I give this one one spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate this. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'm gonna go two balls in the spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I legitimately spit that out the minute it touched my lips.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it, but it's a bit much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like coconut, but it's just just the ratio

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<v Speaker 1>of something to something is just not right in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they all sat down in the meeting and

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<v Speaker 2>they approached Biff and they were like, Biff, how much

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<v Speaker 2>coconut would you like? And He's like, yes, you use

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<v Speaker 2>that joking?

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<v Speaker 1>Another one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so I guess cut this one out. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>try a different one. Don't you make fun of c

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<v Speaker 2>W Post great great grants on Biff? Okay, oh, now

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<v Speaker 2>you're friends with Biff. We make fun of Biff all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, but now you feel certain way towards Biff.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're ripping on him and he's the great

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<v Speaker 1>great grandson of Post. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I like this podcast because I'm not being made fan

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<v Speaker 2>of anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>You're protected, Biff, don't worry. Scott's Scott your friend.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, you just say and they don't even

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<v Speaker 1>mean anything. Should we just end it? You're mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>did them all. Thanks, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you give this two balls in a spoon?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's disgusting once you clear the wax out ofrears? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I did only recently, so thank you for inquiring. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you get that wax kit that you were looking for?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I chose not to get that because I said

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<v Speaker 2>to myself why am I going to try and do

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<v Speaker 2>something that a surgeon does or like a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that I've been to the hospital two

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<v Speaker 1>times because a Q tip has broken off inside my ear.

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<v Speaker 2>I do because when you told me this, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why doctors recommend that you don't use Q tips?

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<v Speaker 1>And you said, but they know that. They talking about it,

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<v Speaker 1>even says it on the back of the package. But

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<v Speaker 1>they make them to clean your ears with. What you

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<v Speaker 1>need to get is the ear scoopers. Well that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you need to buy. Oh, that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's actually I don't want to see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see any of that. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have a problem with bodily things? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get clean your belly button?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? When I noticed it gets real dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what everybody listening do this tonight and

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<v Speaker 1>the report back to us. After you get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the shower, Take a QUE tip, put it inside your

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<v Speaker 1>belly button and twirl it. Then pull it out and

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<v Speaker 1>look and see what's on it.

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<v Speaker 2>So talking about earwax, you're like, but swirling a Q

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<v Speaker 2>tip in your belly button, You're like, yeah, just do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just lint from your clothes and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it just smells.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you smelling it?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to the Cereal podcast where you

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<v Speaker 1>eat cereal and we talk about body gross things.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. Ear wax is not that gross.

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<v Speaker 1>No it is.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's really not. It's just literally wax. No. It

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<v Speaker 2>was always funny with how people one of our friends

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<v Speaker 2>used to do ear candling.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that's bad for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not an actual thing. And what was funny was

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<v Speaker 2>we used to have this person come over it. We

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<v Speaker 2>used to have this person who came over and they

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<v Speaker 2>would ear candle and then afterwards you'd cut it open

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<v Speaker 2>and you'd be like, no, look at all this wax.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it makes me sick.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what it was. It was just the

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<v Speaker 2>candle literally burning down, and we would think that that

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<v Speaker 2>was actual ear wax. Cool coo coolt to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Please on all social platforms Serial Killers PC, Instagram, Twitter,

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook, you can like us and maybe Andrew will

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<v Speaker 1>respond to you at some point. Oh, your phone just

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<v Speaker 1>lit up.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you looking at what I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not looking at it just lit up. You should

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<v Speaker 1>wait upside down.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a new rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're upside down, You're crazy, turn them over.

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<v Speaker 2>If you were a teacher, I would actually request to

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<v Speaker 2>be moved out of your class. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see that.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be mean. I could see like somebody failing and

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<v Speaker 2>you being like, why you didn't get it? Loser?

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<v Speaker 1>Please subscribe to us on all podcast platforms serial Killers PC. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's stuff. We have to thank anybody. Yeah, listening to

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<v Speaker 1>us presents I don't know, just thank you for you listening. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. Is that a chicken wing in the speaker?

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind? All right, we gotta go until we see

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<v Speaker 1>you on Monday. Have a great weekend and get ready

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<v Speaker 1>for the year end. Serial Killers some serial oscars. I

0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know what we're gonna do. Oh I do know

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna do, because I have it. I had

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<v Speaker 1>it planned out in my head. We're gonna do some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of silly countdown and charts and whatever. But you

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<v Speaker 1>will see how serial Killers has come full circle since

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<v Speaker 1>the first episode. Wow, check it out on Monday. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>have a great weekendase enjoy your weekend. Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you had a great holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I got to get a tuxedo.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because New Year's is, oh from Monday. The serial oscars, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's where tomorrow because we're actually going to record it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, thanks for listening till we see you

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday. Have a great weekend and crunch peace out everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh just wrong, sheholl crunch coconut chunk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely not. That was the nastiest that you can

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<v Speaker 2>still play the sound now we ran out of gas.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh cool. Thanks