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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 2: It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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Speaker 2: my fixer upper is feeling himself. My fixer upper is

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Speaker 2: feeling himself. We'll get into it in just a few

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Speaker 2: find out what that's all about.

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Speaker 3: The handy man.

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Speaker 1: Right now, it is the nephew and the prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: I got some stupid for you. You know we're gonna

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Speaker 3: do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Got to get to you know, I'm getting ribbed up.

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Speaker 4: You know I'm working this this coming week. So you know,

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Speaker 4: I starts my stupid on on Monday and Tuesday I

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Speaker 4: get I just start building my stupid all the way up.

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Speaker 3: You understand what I'm saying. That's what you do.

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Speaker 4: So by Thursday night in Lexington, straight ignorant, Okay, stupid,

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Speaker 4: that's how you do it. Now, this is now Uncle

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Speaker 4: Steven and Junior. This I want you to. I want

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Speaker 4: you to tell me what you what you think when

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Speaker 4: you hear the title of a prank like this. If

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Speaker 4: a man was to tell you this, your response, your reaction?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: The title of the prank is your wife is fine

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Speaker 4: as hell. Your wife is fine as head.

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Speaker 3: I think that I'm really getting deaf.

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Speaker 4: You hear that because I had to keep but what

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Speaker 4: you got it's a compliment, though, Ain't.

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Speaker 3: It not that way?

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Speaker 5: If you say it like that, not say fine and

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Speaker 5: hell in the same sense wife, she's beautiful something like that,

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Speaker 5: but fine as hell.

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Speaker 3: That means you thought about this.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're trying to contact and then say it

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Speaker 5: you fine his heir like I have done before.

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Speaker 3: That's them. Yeah, okay, how this, how this is all right? Oh? Man?

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Speaker 3: Your wife fine as hell?

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Speaker 1: First death, then you're dead.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing time.

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Speaker 1: Just words, just.

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Speaker 3: Words, just words, not with men say that. No, no,

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Speaker 3: I ain't just.

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Speaker 1: Work, because have you said it before?

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Speaker 5: Not that nobody's wife, but the woman they said you

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Speaker 5: find hell said if you'll get your little other behind,

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Speaker 5: I've heard that, but nothing beats of failure but a try.

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Speaker 1: Come on, See, you can't.

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Speaker 6: Ask him that. I've never said that about a woman.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I've never said that to another guy about

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Speaker 6: his girl. I done walked up and seen the dude

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Speaker 6: hitting on my girl before what happened, Well, I went

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Speaker 6: to get a wine from the bar.

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Speaker 7: You know this, when we first started dating. When I

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Speaker 7: came back, he had his head cocked to the side talking.

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Speaker 7: I wasted the wine on his suit.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's straight.

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Speaker 2: With your head cock fail because you know if it's

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Speaker 2: cocked a certain way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's I'm sitting.

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Speaker 7: I walk upon him from behind. His head tilted. Yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 7: I know what that is. Let me pull his wine

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Speaker 7: on your suit. Your whole sleeve wet. Sorry about that, dog,

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Speaker 7: My bad. Then I had the head of glass that

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Speaker 7: was full.

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Speaker 1: Ah, that's funny.

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Speaker 3: Let's run it. That's running.

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Speaker 4: Let's go cat dog your wife, Let me let me

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Speaker 4: say it. What's an enthusiasm? Man?

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Speaker 3: Your wife? Finess?

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Speaker 4: Hell?

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Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl. Yeah, this is Daryl.

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Speaker 8: Who's this? Heydaryl? All you doing? My name is Alonso Man.

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Speaker 8: I work for liquor distributing company. I do a liquor

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Speaker 8: distribution How you doing today?

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Speaker 9: I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good man.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you?

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Speaker 8: Hey, we're putting together a big, big event man with vodka,

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Speaker 8: and they're throwing They're throwing a huge cool party. Like say,

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Speaker 8: I've been I'm in the liquor business man. I've been

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Speaker 8: doing it for for quite some years now, and you know,

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Speaker 8: we're always trying to do different type of publicity and

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Speaker 8: really get the hype up. And what we're trying to do, man,

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Speaker 8: fashion party because it's the first quarter. We wanted to

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Speaker 8: be a one to remember. And uh, I know, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 8: no no no no, you're I go to the bank,

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Speaker 8: I go to the bank where your where your wife's

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Speaker 8: works at Kindred And Okay, what we're trying to do

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Speaker 8: is have I mean, we want our fire and Slash

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Speaker 8: poster to be something really really memorable, something that's going

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Speaker 8: to really draw people in and have this this thing

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Speaker 8: is gonna be all over social media, the whole nine yards.

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Speaker 8: So we're trying to see. You know, buddy of mine

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Speaker 8: told me he he kind of knew of you or

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Speaker 8: had a had a number on you, and I was like, cool,

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Speaker 8: let me reach out to him. He told me you

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Speaker 8: were Kendrill's husband. So I want to have my.

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Speaker 9: Husband, So I don't understand what my wife's got to

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Speaker 9: do with this whole.

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Speaker 8: Okay, what I'm trying to do is see if you

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Speaker 8: were cool with Kendrick being on our flyer man, because

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Speaker 8: your wife is finish, so we want to put her

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Speaker 8: on the flyer.

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Speaker 9: And what you mean my wife is finish? What you

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Speaker 9: mean by what you're gonna call me up and talk

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Speaker 9: about my wife?

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Speaker 8: N he's wrong with you, brother, brother. This this it's

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Speaker 8: a respect thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you crops.

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Speaker 8: The crops man, I'm.

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Speaker 9: Getting bum it out what you need man, because you

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Speaker 9: don't sound right.

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Speaker 8: So we're trying to get your wife. We want to

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Speaker 8: give up through a photo shoot at a bikini so

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Speaker 8: we can put it.

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Speaker 9: Hell, No, you ain't using my wife and no puccini

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Speaker 9: to put on no fly you want your damn Mindu's

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Speaker 9: my wife? Man, respect me?

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on man.

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Speaker 8: Why are you tripping like this? Brother? Why you're tripping

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Speaker 8: like my wife?

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Speaker 9: My wife ain't gonna be in no damn the flyer

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Speaker 9: for no the party? Man? What the you think?

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Speaker 8: This is wrong with you? Okay? Br Bruck You know what, man,

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Speaker 8: I tried to call you and give you the respect

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Speaker 8: I mean I'll do.

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Speaker 9: Don't sound like her?

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Speaker 8: Well well okay, look I didn't call for no argument.

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Speaker 8: I'm just I'll just talk to Kindred when I go

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Speaker 8: to Spike de part and see if she want to do.

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Speaker 9: Oh oh, he's gonna go to my white job at

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Speaker 9: the bank. That's what you're gonna do. Okay. I'm just

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Speaker 9: saying under that because I'll be that too. And I

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Speaker 9: don't make a deposit with my foot and yelling head.

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, hold on, man, we were paying. We're paying

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Speaker 8: five thousand dollars for the photos.

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Speaker 9: I can't what you paying. No amount of money's gonna

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Speaker 9: let me put my wife, the mother and my children

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Speaker 9: on the post. And no for kinny, I don't care

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Speaker 9: how much you paying.

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Speaker 8: Kiss my ass.

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Speaker 9: Before I'll let you do that.

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, bro okay, So I ain't gonna really go

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Speaker 8: back and forth. What you mean? I was calling you

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Speaker 8: trying to be a man man. Okay, Well I'm trying

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Speaker 8: to be man a man with you and just you know,

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Speaker 8: throw the opportunity at you. Now you throwing it back

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Speaker 8: at me was with disrespect.

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Speaker 9: I wouldn't showing any for my wife to be a

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Speaker 9: side now. No, I don't want none of that.

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Speaker 8: Okay, man, No, your wife's finding hell people are you need.

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Speaker 9: To quit telling me how fine my wife is Okay,

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Speaker 9: who gave you my phone number in the first place? Rude?

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Speaker 8: I got hey, man, effidently that's all Mulling pointed, just

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Speaker 8: all right, that don't even matter at this point. The

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Speaker 8: boy day, okay, you want the instrum on the table

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Speaker 8: is I wanted to take some sis as a kid.

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Speaker 9: Let me know when you plan on going to my

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Speaker 9: wife's jobs at the bank. Let me know, and you're

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Speaker 9: gonna bring your black heads down there so I can

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Speaker 9: be there. Okay. Nobody calls another brother up talking about

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Speaker 9: how fine his wife says, Okay, I told you know

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Speaker 9: now you should get stopped right there, but you're gonna

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Speaker 9: keep all talking or brought my wife.

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Speaker 8: Okay, So let me say this though. Tell me is

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Speaker 8: the one that says your wife was fine at hell?

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Speaker 8: That's the one brought all in. So I said you

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Speaker 8: at the meeting, Tommy is the one that said your

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Speaker 8: wife was fining at hell? Though?

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Speaker 9: Tell me what you tell me?

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Speaker 8: Tommy said your wife is fine as hell. That's what

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Speaker 8: Toddy can get hit two?

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Speaker 9: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 8: You don't you take your wife to work in the morning.

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Speaker 9: Let me know, and he's gonna bring your back down there.

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Speaker 8: Okay. Now what y'all be What y'all be listening to

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Speaker 8: on the way to work? What radio station y'all be

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Speaker 8: listening to be listening? Tell me, baby, see horr, you

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Speaker 8: wouldn'tbody get you? Hey man, your wife Kendril got me

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Speaker 8: to prank you. Bruh, Wait till I see.

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Speaker 9: My wife cut my blood pressure up?

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Speaker 8: Oh man, she told me, she said, we listening to

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Speaker 8: y'all every morning on the way to work. He drops

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Speaker 8: me off and he goes to work. He said, Tommy,

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Speaker 8: you've got to get it. I said, you got Let

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Speaker 8: me know what what do he love the most? She

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Speaker 8: say me, I don't know about that right now? After

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Speaker 8: talking you man, oh man, we love you back. Baby,

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Speaker 8: keep listening to Steve Ally morning. So tell me this, bro,

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Speaker 8: what is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 9: What is it?

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Speaker 7: Dearyn?

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Speaker 9: It's Steve Harvey with nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: All right, coming up next today Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 2: The subject my fixer upper is feeling himself. We'll get

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