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You know? 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:46.560 And uh, that's why I prefer not to be particularly 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:49.440 neat and free wheeling. Did you ever think about maybe 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:51.760 just rolling it up or doing it the way the factory? 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.000 I like to put the bag on the other side 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.000 of the room, open it up as wide as I can, 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.880 spin around and yell out lebron and try to land 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.160 inside of the bag. So you you applay like a 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:06.000 basketball kind of philosophy to I apply a basketball philosophy 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:10.640 to everything I do in life. Who's Lebron Lebron James. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:14.119 He's a professional basketball player. This is my grandpap. Uh, 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.440 he's not familiar with this. What does it have to 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:19.120 do with He had been taking care of his grandfather 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:22.000 for a long time. He was an avid camper, used 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:24.119 to go out at his freedom, his life. And then 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.679 his grandfather had a stroke, and then he came back home. 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.920 But he never lost ability or the need to go camping. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:35.440 I remember sitting by the fire, staring into the flickering flame. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.880 That's great. Now open your mouth, and just the airplanes 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:45.320 coming into the fight. Got it, caught it. Uh, you're fine. 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:49.360 He also applied the same philosophy of using basketball strategies 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:53.520 to send his grandfather medication. Much like how he would 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.600 throw his tent into the bag, he was constantly tossing 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.480 his medication into his grandfather's mouth. All right, let's find 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.720 when stay hand, let's pop it open. No, father, father, 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.760 let me. I'm gonna roll your father. I'm gonna roll 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:09.079 your father. Don't roll me down the stairs. I'm not 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.680 going to roll you down the stairs, Grandpa. The neighbors 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:15.840 started to notice that the grandfather was constantly choking and coughing. 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:20.520 They called the Special Victims Unit, or as they call 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.600 as they call it, the Elderly Protection Unit. They came 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.280 to the house to see what was going on. You, sir, 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:31.880 we got a call here there appears to be a 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:36.400 man in distress. No, nobody's in distress. I can still here. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:40.680 I'm here. He assumes that I'm trying to harm him 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.840 or you know, I'm not all he does. His harmony's 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:49.040 arrogant and has a swaggers slagryers down. See what you're 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:50.560 gonna want to do is you're gonna want to ignore 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:52.359 what he stay and we're going to take a closer look. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.960 Where's my short They had to go to do an 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.959 interview at the so Security office. The case worker behind 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:00.840 the ask had a lot of questions for him. So, um, 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:04.040 can you like explain why he's got so many bedstores? Well, 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:06.519 because I'm afraid to turn him because if I move 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.200 towards him, he screams out and accuses me of trying 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.240 to hurt him. So I just kind of let him 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:16.200 lay down, like you are you a song or a 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.519 brief girl? So I don't think you don't have to 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.160 dance him. It's oddly charming and I just kind of 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.280 I don't know. I feel like maybe I should um so, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:27.000 I'm sorry I wear pants. Oh dear god, I like 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.280 to huff on a grower. Do you guys need me 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:33.360 here for this? I don't know. I think would you 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:37.360 like to go to the car Junior? I kind of what, Grandpa? 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:43.280 What cars Junior? Or we can go to Arbys. They 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:45.920 have a new quality I a menu that will blow 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.680 your mind. Listen, this woman's got a stack full of 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.600 people where she doesn't. I think I'll take it from here, 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.520 you know, I I think I gotta do. I kind 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.320 of want to go and yeah, we're gonna have at Well, 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.280 can you guys, did you guys decide if you're going 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.280 to go to the calls doing your hobbies? Because if 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:00.960 you're going to abbas, can you grab me a big beef? 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:04.160 And the caseworker and the grand pod actually hit it off. 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.800 Next thing you knew his grandfather was getting married to 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.880 the caseworker, and the home dynamic change a little bit. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.600 All right, Grandpa, let me just go ahead and put 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.240 this boot in their on you. Since getting made a 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.960 big day? Do I have another text? You know, I'm 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:20.400 afraid this one is ruined. Now, well that's all that 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.400 calls Jane May and all the all the big beef 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.160 and big beef and what big beef? And chet I'll 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:30.400 be big beef? And why you gotta do this? Grandpa? 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:32.480 Is your special day? You have a sun realized that 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.159 he also had a little bit of a mental problem himself. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.000 The stutter of a sudden developed into more of a 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.440 mental handicap, and then the tables are turned all of 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.760 a sudden. He was being taken care of by his grandfather. 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:50.000 No shave this after me, Bob, No, Bob. Just relax, Bob. 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.680 Breathe in through your nose and out through your heart 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:57.200 and just focus. You can do it, honey. First of all, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.640 you're not my real moms. Hey, don't shoot talk to 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.320 her that or I will fling you, he said, mom 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:06.000 without going with my mom. Well his card consonants or 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:10.640 the ones that are causing him remorse socials. All right, Bob, 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:21.200 I did I did? Hey mom, step mom? Can you 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.680 make me some No, I don't want to call your mom. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:27.520 Yeah I would do. I do not want to call you, mom. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.800 Maybe you should go to your room. I like to 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:33.160 be told what to do. You know what. I hate this. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:40.599 I hate this. Your lost car. Yeah, if you say, 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.880 what what do you went on my radar? Were you said? 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.040 I was going to say? I hate this family? Oh? 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:51.039 I wish you would? That make you love me? Grandpa Pap. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.040 This is This is American's Life. I'm your host, Sorry, 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.400 with producer Andy. A special guest contributor for this episode 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:00.839 is Max Cook. This week's theme thrust. Do we trust 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.640 our friends? Do we trust our partners? We trust our parents? 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.320 Do we trust our neighbors? Do we trust the random 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.800 professional who tells us that what we're seeing or what 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.080 we're smelling is actually what we're seeing and smelling. To 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.360 start off each story, we'll be using in our Trustee 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:16.120 Sence Generator as a jumping off point. Im provides a 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.880 show in three acts. This is This is America's Live 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:28.599 Stay with Us. Act one. She was too short to 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:31.760 see over the fence. The fence had never been the 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.479 right size, but maybe this was a new day. What 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:39.400 is going on over there? Do you hear that? I think? So? Yeah, yeah, 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.040 what has happened? Can you be a dove and take 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.800 a peek over that fence and tell me what's going 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:49.040 on over there? Stand on my shoulders? Okay, just why 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.479 do you have to wear these butter pants? Pants that 0:06:51.520 --> 0:07:00.599 have butter? I like them? Oh my god, he has 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:06.919 a pool. I've just never my pool. I'm bailing in it. 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.320 But I tell you what, this is my house. I 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:12.360 don't go worth these shorts. I'm taking them. Let me 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.000 back down, pick me back down, pick me back down, free, 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.040 let me down there, free. I gotta slide down these 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.400 butter Hey, who is that over there behind my fence? 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.440 Taking pics of what I've got? What's going on over? 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:29.960 Show your face? I can't, I can't, I really can't. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:33.920 I can't see over It's good. Oh you're just a 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:38.240 short little thing. I am what you didn't see anything? 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.840 Did you? Being SHORTI was constantly a curse that was 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.720 repeated in her life in other circumstances. At one point, 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:46.800 she was accused of a crime and was in the lineup. 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.280 It was very difficult for the victim to identify her 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.840 in the lineup. Harry, take a look, what do you see? 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:56.960 Which one of these is the ones who stole your shoes? 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:58.760 I have to hear the line. I have to hear 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:00.280 them say what they said to me? When has told 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.600 all right, you the little dinky one, say what do you? 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.080 What do they what were the lining to you? Your 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.440 faking shoes? And I want I want to see you 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.040 take off your socks one good time. I have to 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.560 walk around, so we don't need the entire monologue. Take 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:14.000 I need you to say a little one. I need 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.520 you to say, take off your fing shoes? And what 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:18.720 else did they say? Take off your shoes and then 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.280 take off your socks and then wake off your shoes. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.080 That's not what you said the first time you said, 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.000 you said take off your shoes. I want to see 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.120 you without your shoe? Are you guys questioning me? Or 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.280 are you guys questioning these You got to get the 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.680 line right. I just want some consistency and in what 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.960 we ask. Both you cops are just I feel like 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.120 one should be at least good and bad, but both 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.400 of you guys are bad. I'm not good. I think 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.000 you're a great guy. We're partners in crime. Well what 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:46.720 I'm trying to partners in law fighting fighting, partners in 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:51.160 eliminating crime. Mccownski and parton. We're both detectives that just 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:54.840 constantly argued and really created situations that were very uncomfortable 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.160 for victims. So the Captain called him in. Are you 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:01.000 out of your fucking man right? Now? It down? Don't 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:04.160 talk to me Barton. All right, I'm sitting boss, but 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.160 I gotta tell you we had a real problem in 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.800 there because communication is starting to break down. Each and 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.600 every time I work with this, I don't give a 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.480 I'm about to communicate my foot, your mother asked. Now, 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:16.600 I don't think it is to be like this. Doesn't 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.640 you go out there, you do your job, You take 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.400 care of those victims. If I see you back in 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:23.040 here one more time, I'm taking both y'all badges we 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:24.640 come back in here. It's not gonna be my fault. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.559 It's gonna be his fault. You know what, I'm gonna 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.560 start drinking at the job. What see you and I go. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.080 You gotta start, You gotta start to get out a job. 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.079 You gotta start. Let's go down to the cap for 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:34.880 the three of us and maybe we can work this 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.360 out the cop bar. Let's do it. I love the 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:39.200 cap Bar. I've been looking to get into a bar 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.840 fight with you, and that will serve as the perfect 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.120 venue for such a thing. Why don't you get the 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:49.400 out of my of by alright, listen, I don't like 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.199 you you don't like me. It wasn't like that all. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.760 It wasn't you mean back when I was a rook 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:59.000 and you were Yeah, it's correct, Police office, it's correct, 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.480 and you get a real care. I got your you're 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:05.360 you get too big for your britches. But go on, look, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.720 I'm just trying to check what I'm trying to resolve this. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.840 So you're gonna get you a drink? Arguing, you know what, 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.960 how about a couple of scotches for the both of us. Actually, 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:17.240 I'm gonna have a whiskey. This guy can't order from 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:21.079 Jesus Christ. He never remembers my drink. It's like we're 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.560 an amereric couple. You don't like, they argued. Even in 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:25.719 crime scenes. The last crime scene that they were at, 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.400 they were investigating a murder and they couldn't settle on who. 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.800 They thought the purp might be money. You're gonna want 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:37.160 to have to come thinking the look at this, they 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:40.600 say it again, it's for my partner who's hard of hearing. 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:43.760 I just knowne him dead. And then they saw the 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:47.160 blood and then they thought he can shut They could 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.679 to the body man, have you seen the head because 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.640 the head was clearly sliced stuff with a serreted knife. 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.400 You don't want to write any of this down, or 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.120 you can just remember it. You don't want to write 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.760 it down. Listen, we got what sparrell over the place. 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:04.240 We gotta missing head. I see it garps with a 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.320 towel wrapped around its privates. Clearly he was coming out 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.679 of the bath. It's pretty transparent she killed him. It's 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.840 it's a lust crame. All that aside. You're really not 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:17.440 going to write this down, Jesus Christ. I don't have 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.679 a pair. Oh he doesn't have a Pay it again, 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.640 y'all didn't write down any of the clues. Yes, he 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.079 said you were going to order new pads. I can't 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:30.400 spend any more money on extracurricular items. I need to 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:32.920 go to the crime scenes with I need some place. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.440 Give me a reason why I don't suspend your asses 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.760 and take your motherfucking badges right now? Because I don't 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:43.240 want you to do that. Yeah, because they like this, Jem, 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:47.840 you're so good at compliments. I don't know what that was. Well, 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.480 he makes it a good job because he's such a 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.960 good commander. I just wish he would give us some 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:56.079 money for the f his depot now and a people 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.640 confuse my tone with my attitude. I'm not mean, and 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:03.000 I motherfucking compliments when you say that to me, I 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:07.000 don't want to find your answers. You see, you gotta 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:11.080 stick with me, bart oh jesus, Hey, chief, have you 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:15.280 been uh gaining weight? Because I like this? No, because 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.400 before he was saying that he wanted the gain weight 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:22.520 because it was all about gains, wanted to be able to, 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:26.800 wanted to be abe. You should. Hey, so when aren't 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:30.600 we going to find out if that short girl committed 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.840 the crime, the one who was picking over the fence. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.320 You're telling me you didn't finish that case. We just 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.760 had a lot to do. We were it became priority 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.360 number one to make sure you will pleased, A good point. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.760 And uh, priority number two was the crime, which the 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.240 details a little foggy because somebody didn't write it down. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.240 What could you? Could you go back and take care 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.360 of that case? Let's do that. You know what I 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.160 need to do. I need to get one of those 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:55.440 smart phones that we can do that dictatient thing where 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.480 you hold down the button and you're talking to the 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.719 damn thing in that way. It's in my nose. Just 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.480 get the got my awful Okay, we avoided it again 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:10.520 getting key, and we sure did. Let's get to know 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:15.120 this week's special guest contributor, Max Cook. Hi, X, how's 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:18.880 it going already today? I'm very well? Thanks? Hi Max? Hi? 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.560 Hi Andy? How are you doing? I'm all right? Thank you? Brother. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.880 Have you been listening to the show for a long time? Yes? 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.440 How long have you been listening? Um? One episode? Okay, 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.760 so you're a fan. That's a long time. So tell 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.760 us about yourself. Where are you from, what do you do? 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.680 What are your favorite things to watch? Oh? I was 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:39.720 born in Lansing, Michigan, and I'm a primarily a voice actor, 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:43.440 and I'd love to watch the Sopranos. Oh nice? Um? 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:48.720 Is you your favorite character? Herano? The fucking make Rrect? 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:52.840 It's pretty good? Yeah? Is that a is that? Yeah? 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:56.760 That's pretty good? Opportino pressure, thank you. And here is 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.200 my Jack Nicholson. That's pretty good. How do you like 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:05.600 it a little bit? More like here's my Robert de Niro? Yeah? 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:09.240 How do you like it so far? Very on on 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.800 on on the money, that's what they say, Yeah, they 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:13.760 s that. So do you remember the first time that 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:18.080 you did radio? Yeah? When was that? Oh gosh, maybe, Um, 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:24.120 so you don't remember two thousand, it's been about eighteen years. 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:28.360 And um, did you start radio here? Do you start radio? No? 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.400 Uh not Michigan. I'm I was born in Michigan, but 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.720 I lived in California. It's this house seven and radio 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:37.080 has been a big deal. And uh I did work here. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.680 I still work here. I've worked here for about fifteen years, 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:43.040 there being Los Angeles. But yes, did you always wanted 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:44.920 to be in radio when you were a kid. Uh? No, 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.320 I wanted to act. I didn't want anything to do 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:50.560 with radio, but it just worked out that way. Okay, class, 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:52.000 let's find out what we want to do when we 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.600 grow up, when we when we become adults. What do 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:58.200 you want to do? Chris, and I'm a big boy. Yeah, 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:03.760 I want to be a police chief. Okay, police chief? 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.800 That's right, Thank you, hear that one. Thank you. Your 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.960 doctor's speaking a lot of lawyers, but for now, I'll 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:12.680 have to wait because I'm this many Max. I want 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:24.239 to be an actor. I'm gonna have a totin greatest max. Um. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.240 I'm not saying that you can't be an actor, but 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.000 do you ever thought about like maybe something like, I 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:32.560 don't know, you sound just like the guy on the radio. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.640 Might that might on the radio station my dad listens 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.840 to on the way to school, becoming a like a 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:41.120 radio Never ee thought about it. Haven't been on the radio. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:42.680 I haven't heard the radio. I don't even listen to 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.040 the radio. So what do you think you should still 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:48.680 take an active last? I don't know any actors who 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:52.960 sound tricks Chris, Chris. Listen a few people I know 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.960 who sound like Chris. What if you want to pursue 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.040 your dream, you should do it. So Max, if that's 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:00.400 what you want to be as an actor, then then 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:04.360 so be it. You can make anything happen. We actually 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:07.880 got a tape of one of Max's early auditions. Um, okay, 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.440 so tell me your name and what you're reading for 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.200 and how tall your My name is Max come five 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:18.640 nine and I'm reading for the Glass. Okay. So in 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:22.200 the scene, um, your family has died. I don't really 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:27.400 know the glass. I'm just I'm just a casting associate. Okay. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:31.080 So in the scene, uh, your partners died and then 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:34.280 you have to deal with that, you have to unpack that. 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:37.560 So um, so just have fun with it. Okay, here 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:41.760 we go. My partner has died and we are rolling 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:47.320 one to three. Excuse me, Look, if we're gonna rent 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:49.240 you this software space, do you have to be this 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:54.320 loud down here? This We get a lot of actors, 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.040 but this is the only one that's kind of yelling 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.960 out really loud. People keep complaining that can hear you 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.480 because you're being still louder. Support Um, true, and if 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.680 you keep word up, we'll go rusiers over. Yeah, look 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:13.520 gorut olver space ba. Sorry that was our landlord. What 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:15.840 was the first radio job you ever had? I'm not 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.520 in radio, really. I I do voice over, I do animation, 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.720 I work. I worked hard time in radio and a 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:26.440 half for years just doing morning bits for shows. Very nice. Um, 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:28.760 do you ever do were you ever a big piani 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:31.600 prank calls? Crank calls? Sure, crank calls are a lot 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.040 of fun. Did you ever do them yourself? Or? Okay, 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.880 have you ever been the recipient of a prank calls? 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:42.080 Anybody ever prank called you? Uh? No? But um, I've 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:44.440 been a recipient of a prank on a famous show 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:48.080 and I saw right through the prank. And really tell 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:50.760 us more about that. Well, I was going to my 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:54.040 dry cleaners and some guy came out, not my usual 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.200 dry cleaner, and he had I brought my clothes and 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.000 I set my clothes in the counter and he comes 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.600 out with chicken sauce all over his fingers, like wing 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:04.119 sauce and starts touching all my clothes with wing sauce. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:07.480 And I said, uh, this is this is a This 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:09.879 is a prank, isn't it? And and they had to 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:12.520 stop production. It was for the Jimmy Kimmel Show. And 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.640 I guess he has a cousin who would prank people. 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:18.359 And you know, I'm a huge jackass fan. And like 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:24.960 instantly sounds like what's the wrong? Mark? Uh, welcome to 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:31.960 Grace and Cafe. Uh just for one table for one? Yeah? 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:36.399 What what's so fun? Let me take you back to 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:39.680 your table? Come on, let's go. What's going We're gonna 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:41.040 bring you to the table. Not that's going on? Why 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:42.960 would anything? We all got you? All right, Yeah, We're 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:46.480 take you back to the table. Just here's the menus? Good? 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:49.679 Why do you want to take a look at this venue? 0:18:49.720 --> 0:18:51.320 All right? I don't know what's going on here. Look 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:52.680 at the venue and look at the mevenue. I'm looking 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:56.040 at the menu. Yeah, noticed anything, noticed anything weird about it? 0:18:56.520 --> 0:19:00.919 Human body parts are on the menu? Yeah? Yeah, okay, 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.960 yeah we have but a right there, that's pretty weird. 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:06.480 You do you want to order? The calf? Was a 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:11.000 little rare? Ye? Oh boy? Is this? This is this 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:17.040 a joke? Damn it? Bit guys. I mean, it's really 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:19.720 transparent that you have body part I go to this 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.520 restaurant all the time. You don't know it's looks. And 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:24.960 then the fact that you guys are snickering like maniacs 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:26.879 when I just we were laughing. That's something else that 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.960 we were thinking before we were laughing at this. We 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:31.560 were all loving at the joke we're talking about. But 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:34.040 I love pranks, and you guys have the potential. I mean, 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:36.200 the ideas are good. It's just you. You're a little 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:38.720 too obvious, that's all. You just need to be a 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:42.280 little more subtle and some dude. So um, just the 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:52.439 regular basic car wash? Yeah, just the basic by the way. Oh, 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:54.920 let's see, like, oh, that's a lot a lot of 0:19:54.960 --> 0:20:02.120 money off. And then did you want the barbecue saucewax? Yeah, 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:06.400 that that's our Let me talk to best selling Jim 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:11.040 Jim Dead Jim's dead. Jim killed yea Jim Jim Jim died. Yeah, 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.640 we killed him. Jim married my sister when we killed 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:18.600 you sister too? Hey, what is the meaning of all 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:27.240 this nonsound? You just got light too. We got we 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:31.280 got it, we got it. There's no barbecues that you're on. 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:35.400 You're a light too. Yeah, so you guys, but really, 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:41.960 I don't tell anybody we killed your sister. No wait, wait, 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:44.359 why are you laughing? Why would we kill your sister 0:20:44.440 --> 0:20:46.920 for production? Now? You said you said to you said, 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:49.680 why would you do that? Be sorry? If we have 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:51.960 a private meeting, this is a real car watching and 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:55.119 go ahead, but your sister is dead? Yeah? Sorry what 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:59.760 you looked at me and you see said Now I 0:20:59.800 --> 0:21:01.320 gotta deal with his crying and then we gonna deal 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:04.760 with the legal implications. Killed somebody for production. I'm in, 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.920 I'm involved now. I took care of her. I raised 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:12.000 her practically on my own because my mom, our mom 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:15.280 worked two jobs and my dad died before I was born. 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:21.600 This was his idea. How could you whose idea? This 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:26.080 is your idea? You snicker? Like how you did? How 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:31.320 could you laugh? My sorrow? And how could you broadly 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:35.240 murder for a prime. I was laughing at something that 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:38.280 we talked about earlier, but he said he looked me 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:43.640 in the one right now. I don't want I got 0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.480 these two idiots over here at the car one I 0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:53.320 pulled up just like down okay, slowed down? Oh god, 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:59.760 so m Jim's not here slower at the car was okay, slower, 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:05.800 slow down? He's too good? Slow down. I'm sorry. I'm 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:08.880 also on the line. What are the two good? Slow down? 0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:13.560 Jasper and Joseph for something I don't even know. We're 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:17.160 sending units out right now? Can I speak to um? 0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:21.760 Mr Jasper? Please? Please? Mr Jasper was my father's name. Um, 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:25.359