1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: My girlfriend is dumping me because I committed the ultimate sin, 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: not closing a door? 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 2: Am I the a whole dude? 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 3: Honestly, these relationships make me just want to. 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:24,959 Speaker 2: Accurate. This is Bali baby, Welcome to the Bali episode. Yeah, 6 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 2: let's go. Oh god, pause for ten minutes? Yeah? I 7 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 2: like that? How are we feeling? Delightful? There we go. 8 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: My girlfriend twenty four female and I twenty three male, 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,479 Speaker 1: have been together for almost three years now. We get 10 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: along well and didn't fight much, which is why I'm 11 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: confused over this situation. Okay, girlfriend lives on her own 12 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: in her own apartment and it works full time, whereas 13 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 1: I am still living with my parents until I finish college. 14 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: I was originally planning on moving in with my girlfriend 15 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: and into her apartment once she renews a lease. 16 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 3: Until wait, how long have they been dating? Three years? Okay, 17 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 3: that feels like okay, time to move in? 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: Totally absolutely, I was originally planning on moving in with 19 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: my girlfriend into her apartment once she renews her lease 20 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: until we had our disagreements. 21 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 3: All right, what's the disagreement? What's this relationship ending disagreement? 22 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 3: She said? She only asked that I keep our door closed. 23 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 3: What's she doing in there, especially at night? What are 24 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 3: the secrets? 25 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 2: What do you have? 26 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 3: The kind of secrets does she have in that that 27 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 3: little closed door room of hers. 28 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know there's there's some other doors that she 29 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: might be opening. Her back door, Oh goodness, you know 30 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 1: that is something you got to keep locked down. 31 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 3: I mean unless unless, unless you would like to open 32 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 3: it and breach that. 33 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 2: That's true. If there should be what is it the 34 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 2: one key? What's that likes? 35 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 3: One key that unlocks that back door? And it should 36 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 3: be your key? You should, you know, allow people to 37 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 3: pickpocket or not pickpocket? What's it called? There's one master 38 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 3: guys that I'm sorry, we're not We're the worst tates ever, 39 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,920 Speaker 3: Like this is pathetic. We're so bait to mail right now, dude, 40 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 3: may be better disgusting. I was understandable about the situation, 41 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 3: so when I first spent the night over, I made 42 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 3: sure to check if the closet door was closed while 43 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 3: she slept months. Is she like afraid of monsters? 44 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's what the real reason is here. 45 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 3: My girlfriend actually had a thing where like when we 46 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 3: were sleeping in the same room, she didn't like any 47 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 3: closet doors open like scared her. 48 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 2: You know, I could, I could see some you know, childhood. 49 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 2: I don't want to. 50 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: I was about to say a childhood imaginary monster trauma, 51 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: but uh, I don't know if that's the phrase that 52 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,519 Speaker 1: I should say. 53 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 3: I think that's exactly exact. Imaginary mind Sam always giving 54 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 3: me the plus one guys, Monsters inc. 55 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 2: Scary ship. Honestly, that's trauma. Can we talk about it? 56 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:00,360 Speaker 2: We should? 57 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: We should, We really should. That's our next podcast. Months 58 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: went by and there was an instance where I did 59 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: accidentally forget to close it. She'd wake up the next 60 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: day and ask me about it, Hey, did you forget 61 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: to close the door last night? 62 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 2: I apologized for it, and. 63 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 1: She'd say something like, please do not of God ever 64 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: forget next time. 65 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 2: Dude. 66 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 3: I feel like she's really scared of the dark. 67 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's scared. I mean, but did monsters inc? 68 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 3: Again, if you leave the closet doors open, they're gonna come, 69 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 3: you know, lighting closet doors open? 70 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like imagine did did we as children like? Did 71 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: monsters Inc? Actually like plant that idea for us? 72 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 2: No? 73 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 3: I think I think for like generations, people have always 74 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 3: been afraid of monsters in the closet. 75 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 2: That's true because it's like, what's in there? We don't know. 76 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 2: It's it's a mystery. 77 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 3: But the blanket, bro the blanket, the force. One can 78 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 3: go on a new blanket just if you are under siege. 79 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 3: Blanket blanket, Yeah, covered, impenetrable. 80 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 2: Impenetrable, thank you, Riley. 81 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: I had no problem with that at first, though lately 82 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: it's getting pretty annoying. It felt like that's all she 83 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: wanted to talk about first thing in the morning. 84 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 3: The door. 85 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 2: Hey, babe, how are you doing? I don't know, open 86 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 2: like the door? Fuck you do? 87 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,479 Speaker 3: You know how scared that makes me? 88 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 2: Yeah? 89 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 3: You know the trauma, the imaginary monster trauma that you've 90 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 3: given me. 91 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: I gave you one boundary that is closed doors. You're 92 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: disrespecting my boundaries. 93 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,599 Speaker 3: You know what they need? This is a really easy fix. 94 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 2: Yeah all right. 95 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 3: You know those doors that they have in school where 96 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 3: it goes like, yeah, a school door, the pumpy thing, 97 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 3: the pumpy things. Yeah, you have a pumpy thing. That 98 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 3: would solve it. Now now everyone's happy. But is that 99 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 3: a band aid? 100 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 2: You know? 101 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 3: It feels like a pretty compelling solution. Yeah, it feels like, 102 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 3: I mean like it would solve you close the door, 103 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 3: and that's all that really matters here. 104 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: That's why this guy has a podcast, Ladies and Gentlemen. 105 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: I voiced my feelings on it one day and she 106 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 1: just responded by saying, uh, well, then just please close 107 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: the door. It's not that hard. I sometimes deal with 108 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 1: sleep paralysis. Okay, so paralysis demon, why dude? All right, 109 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: and that's when some of you guys have sleep paralysis demons. Yeah, 110 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 1: please put your answers in the comments about your sleep 111 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: paralysis demons. 112 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 2: That's where you wake up and you literally like here, 113 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 2: there's like. 114 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 3: A thing in the corner of your bed, and it's 115 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 3: like like trying to grab you. 116 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 2: Is that what it stems from? 117 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 3: Like like this is like like a thing that people 118 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 3: have a lot. Yeah, I have a lot of friends 119 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 3: that have a sleep paralysis demon. And what happens is 120 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 3: like you'll be asleep, you'll wake up, but you can't 121 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 3: move your body and you'll be all able to like 122 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,160 Speaker 3: see and out of the corner of your eye, they'll 123 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 3: be like a like a fucking shadowy demon like figure. 124 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it will like stand over you or 125 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 3: stand next to you, or be in the corner. And 126 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,159 Speaker 3: some people even have like it'll like touch them and 127 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,159 Speaker 3: they'll feel it, or they will grab them and they'll 128 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 3: like shake them and ship and it's terrified. 129 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: Jesus, I've heard of just like sleep prolyses of just 130 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: like you just open your eyes and you can't move. 131 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: So it's that, but with the demon God damn the 132 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: pro edition. Yeah, I would note that Jesus. I got 133 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,679 Speaker 1: irritated by that because it just felt like she wanted 134 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: a reason to nagamy. 135 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 2: She is going very hard on this door thing. Yeah, 136 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 2: I mean this is a lot. 137 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: One day I went over to visit her, I decided 138 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: to purposely leave that closet door open. 139 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 3: Wow, hope he chose a violence. He woke up and 140 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 3: chose he chose the demon side. That's true. 141 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 2: He went demon. Mo you went demon? Oh God? 142 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: I left it open while she slept in her bed, 143 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 1: and while I slept on the living room couch. 144 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,160 Speaker 2: Why is he sleeping on the. 145 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 3: Couch Because he doesn't want to be attacked by sleep prouses. 146 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 3: He's like, get leave me alone that I've heard you inside, 147 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 3: don't do anything. 148 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: Just setting her up to them over here, And I 149 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: just wanted to see what would happen. I assumed nothing 150 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: happened because I didn't hear anything. However, the next day, 151 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: when I woke up, she was sitting at the kitchen 152 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: table looking like she had been crying her eyes out. 153 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 2: They were really puffy to. 154 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 3: The sleep paralysis demon did sign me body, she. 155 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: Can't sleep, that's oh God. Before I could even say 156 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: a word, she said, I have told you so many 157 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: times that I wanted that closet door closed. 158 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 2: I thought it was a mosquito. I'd be looking like this. 159 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 3: Guy Riley, by the way, and fucking mosquito bites its 160 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 3: man looks like he has chicken pocket. 161 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 2: It hurts to watch. 162 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like literally, I want him to cover his whole 163 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 3: body with a bag. 164 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 1: Or maybe we could, uh maybe one of our only 165 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: fans could be Riley's ankles, you know. 166 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 3: Oh no, we would have watch those ankles. The only 167 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 3: place those ankles belong is a medical text. 168 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 2: Budd, That is true. There we go. That's license, ladies 169 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 2: and gentlemen. 170 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: Before I could even say a word, it's all I've 171 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: ever asked of you, and you can't even do that. 172 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 2: Here's where I might be the ahole. 173 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: I got angry that she was already nagging me about 174 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: this first thing in the morning. So I told her 175 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: that she's a grown woman and she can't rely on 176 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: dumb stickers to help her over something that happened to 177 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 1: her years ago. 178 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 3: Wait what happened? Yeah, that's hm and she needed to 179 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,440 Speaker 3: get over it. Wait what happened? 180 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, this is there's something more under a lot 181 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:32,839 Speaker 1: more that could happened. 182 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 3: In two thousand and one, when Monster's Ink. 183 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,119 Speaker 2: Was released, when Pixar Studios released. 184 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 3: Their critically acclaimed the movie, yeah that inspired fear about 185 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 3: closets into the childhood of America. Yeah. Maybe possibly, only 186 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 3: only the rest of the story could tell. She told 187 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 3: me to leave, so I did because I was mad. 188 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,320 Speaker 3: It's been a week since then and I haven't heard 189 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,199 Speaker 3: anything from her. I don't want to break up over this, 190 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 3: but I want to know if what I said was wrong. 191 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 3: Say again, but you should? You should break up. You 192 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,319 Speaker 3: don't want to break up, but you should. This is 193 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,439 Speaker 3: a door that you should close. My friend, please close 194 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:11,920 Speaker 3: that storry. 195 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: My parents and friends are just saying my girlfriend is 196 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,599 Speaker 1: being dramatic. But I want some unbiased opinions on this subject. 197 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 3: I want to know what the what is the thing 198 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 3: that happened. 199 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:28,280 Speaker 1: Okay, so there is an edit where it is revealed. Oh, well, 200 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 1: this is I don't think. I don't think you're going 201 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: to predict it. Actually, what is your do you want 202 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: to make a prediction? 203 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,439 Speaker 2: It's not monsters, inc. 204 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:41,600 Speaker 1: It's not let's see, oh god, uh kind of bad. 205 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 1: It's not the worst thing imaginable. But we won't we 206 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,880 Speaker 1: won't guess. I'm gonna spare Sam's clippable moments and spare 207 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,079 Speaker 1: him from guessing. But what would you do in this 208 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: scenario with no information? 209 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 3: I mean, I've been a I've had to close some 210 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 3: closets in my past relationships. Yeah, and when I've been asked, 211 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,839 Speaker 3: I've just been I've closed it. But if someone was 212 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 3: getting mad at me for the closet being open, I 213 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 3: would be like stop that. 214 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 2: Also, it's like. 215 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,880 Speaker 3: Why, yeah, why, Like you can close your own closet. 216 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: Like there could be some sort of yeah. Also yeah, 217 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 1: why isn't she closing it? 218 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 3: Yeah? Why? Like what was she some kind of closet damsel? 219 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:21,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't. 220 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 1: I don't know unless it was she a serial closet 221 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 1: opener and closer, Like. 222 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,680 Speaker 3: I think she needs to learn how to close her 223 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 3: own closets. That's part of becoming, you know, an adult. 224 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 3: I think, so it is your own closets, pay taxes, 225 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 3: close your own closets. Like, yeah, it's that simple. 226 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:37,960 Speaker 2: It's part. 227 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 3: It's part of the list, part of life, part of 228 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 3: the list. But should we get into this updated Yeah? 229 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 3: I I I the grand reveal. 230 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready, it's here it edit. 231 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: I want to clarify that my girlfriend never leaves the 232 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 1: closet door open. I would go in and get something 233 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,839 Speaker 1: out and would occasionally forget to close the door. 234 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 3: Hmmm, what are you getting out of the closet in 235 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 3: the middle of it himself? Oh? Twist yo, that black 236 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,599 Speaker 3: that black light in that closet. 237 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,680 Speaker 2: There's two there's two ropes in there, baby. 238 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,560 Speaker 1: The door also makes an unbearable squeaking noise when you're 239 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: trying to close it. 240 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 3: Why is he going into the closet? 241 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 2: Then, I think, Uh, the question is does he like 242 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 2: it in there? Is he? 243 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:27,960 Speaker 3: Like? 244 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,680 Speaker 1: Man, I like being in this closet more than I 245 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,480 Speaker 1: like being out of it, more than I like being Like. 246 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not breaking up with you because of this 247 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 3: whole closet thing. 248 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about my own closet. 249 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 1: I have to use the closet for I have needs, bab, 250 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 1: I need. I have needs that only a closet can provide. 251 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 3: They call it the masturbation closet. 252 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 2: To be clear. Oh god, we have a quick comment. 253 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: She told me that a homeless man snuck into her parents' 254 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: home and hid in her closet, and when she woke up, 255 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: she could see his eyes in the dark staring at her. 256 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. 257 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 3: That is terrifying. Yeah. I would never I would. I 258 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 3: would be the same way. 259 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:07,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. 260 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 3: Okay, now I think opca, Yeah, run run it back. 261 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 3: Holy shit, that's so scary. 262 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yo. 263 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 3: And also he's opening the closet in the middle of 264 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 3: the night, like, fucking what do you need from the closet? Yeah, 265 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,559 Speaker 3: other than you know, your little closet spunk moment. 266 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,679 Speaker 1: But come on, dude, yeah, this is your shit together. 267 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: I think we've done a complete one ad. 268 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 3: I did a complete one eighty O. That is terrifying. 269 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. 270 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: He was thankfully arrested and nothing beyond that happened to her. 271 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: And there's one final update, uh mine, Now X and 272 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,520 Speaker 1: I were together for two years. 273 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 2: Would have been three years next month. 274 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 3: Oh so they broke up. 275 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 2: So they broke up. 276 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 3: They broke up because the man could not close the closet. 277 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 2: But it's like like so many things. 278 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:04,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so much more, so much always a closet. 279 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:06,559 Speaker 2: Door, but there's just always there's always so much more. 280 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I mean it sounds like op was a 281 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,199 Speaker 3: little bit inconsiderate, but it also sounds like the girlfriend 282 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 3: was very sensitive to to this small thing. Yeah, but 283 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 3: it's rightfully so though, Like I mean, imagine when she 284 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,319 Speaker 3: was a kid. So it's like it's like trauma unresolved. Yeah, 285 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 3: it's just yeah, that is so crazy. 286 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I have I told you my frog 287 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,360 Speaker 1: and the toilet bowl story. 288 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 2: No you have not. 289 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: I think I've told it once before, but it was 290 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: probably like really really early, So great closing story for 291 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 1: you guys. I was nine years old, right, I am 292 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,880 Speaker 1: a proud peeing sitter in the morning. 293 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,640 Speaker 2: I did not want to use my legs. 294 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 3: I would Yeah, it doesn't make sense, and we'll not 295 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,199 Speaker 3: on the bowl on the what the lid? Yeah, there 296 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,160 Speaker 3: we go on the lid. 297 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 2: So I use a lid. 298 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 3: He's just straight on the I just I just go 299 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 3: freaking all Lynch is ask to water. 300 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: It's my own personal juicy. But you know, I sat down, 301 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 1: I started doing my business. 302 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 2: I'm from Florida. If you didn't know that it was 303 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 2: as water, they all do it exactly. 304 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, swamp ass, that's how we get it. 305 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 2: And I'm you know, I am mid stream. 306 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: I look down and right next to my nine year 307 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: old wiener is a giant frog just like staring at 308 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:34,560 Speaker 1: me like this close, this close to this much. Wow, 309 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 1: it was boom to boom. 310 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, did they give you some ton? 311 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 2: You know? I did not experience any sort of rib it. Yeah, 312 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 2: I wasn't. I wasn't ribbting. You know. I didn't see 313 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 2: what that tongue do. 314 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,360 Speaker 3: No, you should see what that tongue do. 315 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: I was when I tell you I could not sit 316 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 1: on a toilet for a whole day because I'm not interrection. Yeah, 317 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,240 Speaker 1: it was, it was, it was. It was a while 318 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 1: before I could sit on that toilet. 319 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,520 Speaker 2: Bowl wasld crazy things. 320 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 3: So yeah, you know, I, uh, it's not the same 321 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 3: at all in any way, or it is the same. 322 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 3: Do you have sit down to pee uh nervousness? 323 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 1: No, I have I have completely what is it like 324 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: memory blocked or whatever, like I have just like erased 325 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 1: that until I had to. 326 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 3: Fax in your toilet. Would it come back? That would 327 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 3: be a very cruel, frank you would bring back. So honestly, 328 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 3: that is childhood trauma that you of resurface. 329 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 2: I broke up with my co host because tax my 330 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 2: penis with a frog important closer. Let's get it this. 331 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 3: My bff told me that being too tired to go 332 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,880 Speaker 3: to our birthday wasn't an excuse. 333 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 2: So I clapped back. 334 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 3: But now I think I took it too far. 335 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 1: Depends on what kind of clap are we talking about. 336 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,840 Speaker 1: Are we clapping them in the face with your hands, 337 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: you know? Are you clapping with the best friend's significant other. 338 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 2: It depends on the clap. Did you give them the clap? 339 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 1: There are a lot of claps that could be clapped back. 340 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 3: Yes, and I think give them all clap four of 341 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 3: them and give them the clap and clap back. So 342 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 3: I thirty five female, have two children, five male and 343 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 3: three female, and a baby who is only sixteen weeks old. 344 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 3: My first two pregnancies gone quite smoothly, a few bumps 345 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 3: along the way, but not many problems. My third pregnancy 346 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,160 Speaker 3: was really tough. I got diagnosed with pre clampsia, put 347 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,760 Speaker 3: to bed rest for six weeks, and had an emergency 348 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 3: C section during with both me and the baby almost died. 349 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's an awful intense period of time. 350 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,520 Speaker 3: I stayed in the hospital for longer than two weeks, 351 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 3: but I was deemed healthy enough to be released. My 352 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 3: husband has been beside me in the delivery room all 353 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 3: three times and does most of the chores and takes 354 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 3: care of the kids while I recover and make sure 355 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 3: I have everything I need. We have saved more than 356 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 3: enough money from both of our jobs to have the 357 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 3: ability to afford to stay at home for as long 358 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 3: as needed, which is nice. Yeah, my best friend will 359 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 3: call her Ashley. That's a girl I went on a 360 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:05,359 Speaker 3: date with. Dam has been my BFF since elementary school. 361 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 3: We've never missed each other's birthdays, no matter what was 362 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,960 Speaker 3: going on in our lives or how far apart we are. 363 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,160 Speaker 3: I guess that's why their BFFs. 364 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. 365 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,719 Speaker 3: She also was aware of my troubles, as a bff 366 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,159 Speaker 3: would be. Yesterday was her birthday, so in the morning 367 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 3: I was feeling below par and I was too tired 368 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,360 Speaker 3: to get out of bed, so my husband took care 369 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,359 Speaker 3: of all the kids and helped me shower like he 370 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,199 Speaker 3: did one hundred times before my pregnancies and postpartum. How 371 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,200 Speaker 3: do you help someone shower? 372 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,600 Speaker 2: Pick them up? You say, hey, baby, let me lasa 373 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,159 Speaker 2: you down. 374 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 3: Let me tell you head in the shower. That's how 375 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,560 Speaker 3: you help someone shower. 376 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:34,919 Speaker 2: That is true. 377 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 1: You got a lot of milk that needs to be 378 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,160 Speaker 1: got to let it out, you know what I mean? 379 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 1: A lot of things to help. 380 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe Ashley should help. Uh. 381 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,560 Speaker 2: Oh, Sam, I think you need a scrub down. 382 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,199 Speaker 3: Let's say I was scrubbed down yesterday, just getting this 383 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,199 Speaker 3: part of me up to you to decide the morning. 384 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,159 Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, are you reading the story? 385 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,920 Speaker 2: Army Day? You keep going, you keep going. 386 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 3: Yesterday was her birthday. In the morning, I was feeling 387 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,119 Speaker 3: below par but okay. When it was around two pm, 388 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 3: I was feeling a little better, but I was still 389 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 3: worn out, so I called Ashley. Our birthday party was 390 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 3: scheduled at three pm, and I was supposed to arrive 391 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,119 Speaker 3: at two thirty pm. I waited until two pm because 392 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,520 Speaker 3: I knew how important her birthday is and I was 393 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,400 Speaker 3: hoping that I would feel good enough to come over. 394 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,760 Speaker 3: But then I told her that, hey, I'm sorry, but 395 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 3: I'm afraid I won't be able to come to your 396 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 3: birthday party because I'm not feeling well. She asked what 397 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,639 Speaker 3: was wrong, and I told her I was extremely exhausted 398 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 3: and there was no way I could be at her party. 399 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,159 Speaker 3: I literally heard her sigh and angrily, she said, but 400 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 3: what about our promise, our best friend promise. I broke 401 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,679 Speaker 3: my arm while racing, and I still traveled one thousand 402 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 3: miles for your birthday. Damn, that's dedication. 403 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,639 Speaker 2: I mean, it makes it a little tougher. 404 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 3: Well, you can't drive twenty miles to see me. If 405 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,399 Speaker 3: you're fat ass can reach a grocery store, then you 406 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,639 Speaker 3: would come here if you actually cared. 407 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,639 Speaker 2: She said that. 408 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 3: She said that. No, That's when I became mad and 409 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,679 Speaker 3: told her, well, if you had kids, you would understand 410 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 3: what kind of best friends for what nine years? And 411 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 3: that's when she said fuck you and hung up. Oh 412 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,000 Speaker 3: that was the entire conversation. 413 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:04,080 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 414 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:06,359 Speaker 3: You might think, what's so bad about saying if you 415 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 3: had kids? Actually can't get pregnant due to an incident 416 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 3: that happened during our younger college days and the topic 417 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,720 Speaker 3: is extremely sensitive to her. Okay, okay, so me saying 418 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,240 Speaker 3: that was extremely vile. This morning, I woke up feeling 419 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,639 Speaker 3: much better, and I attempted to contact Ashley so I 420 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 3: could apologize, but she wouldn't pick up and ignored my 421 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 3: text messages. My husband said that I shouldn't apologize because 422 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,119 Speaker 3: if she was a real friend, she would have shown 423 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,160 Speaker 3: concern and worry instead of anger and attitude of a brat. 424 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 2: So she deserved my comeback. 425 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 3: But I feel so guilty for bringing up her inability 426 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,400 Speaker 3: to have kids, and I feel like such an asshole 427 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,119 Speaker 3: for doing so. 428 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:41,479 Speaker 2: So am I the ahole? 429 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm very curious to know what you guys 430 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: think of a whole or not. But so basically the 431 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,879 Speaker 1: rundown of events was like she was feeling really exhausted 432 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 1: after all of this, like literally almost died. 433 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,720 Speaker 3: I mean, breaking an arm is not death, come on. 434 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and not only her but also her child. 435 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 3: An emotional roller coaster and you know, like the clap 436 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 3: back of like if you had kids, you would understand 437 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 3: rough but true, like your priorities change when you have kids. 438 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 2: Like if she had. 439 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,680 Speaker 1: Said that and her friend didn't have her situation, I 440 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,320 Speaker 1: would have been like, yeah, like literally nowhere near being 441 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 1: the ahole, right. 442 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 3: And It's not like saying you'll never understand because you 443 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,200 Speaker 3: can't have kids. That's different. It's saying if you had kids, 444 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,879 Speaker 3: you would understand. It's still a little bit of a 445 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,239 Speaker 3: dick move. 446 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: She should not have said it, that is true, But 447 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm kind of feeling like the best friend is being 448 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:31,080 Speaker 1: so massively unempathetic to Opie's current situation. She's gone through 449 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 1: this like massively awfully horrific event and she wants to rest. 450 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:34,919 Speaker 2: Please. 451 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,440 Speaker 3: I would tell her preemptively, like stay home. They can 452 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 3: celebrate together at a different time too. But maybe that's 453 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 3: what op could have said to make it a little 454 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,680 Speaker 3: bit better. It's like, hey, I would love to celebrate, 455 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,000 Speaker 3: you know another time. Just today it's like been really 456 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:46,439 Speaker 3: rough for me. 457 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: Op totally could have worded it differently, But I understand 458 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,359 Speaker 1: that kind of like guttural knee jerk reaction after being 459 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,840 Speaker 1: like so viciously attacked for like something that you don't 460 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,880 Speaker 1: deserve to be attacked for at all. So I'm personally 461 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,720 Speaker 1: going not the ahole, but I want to know what 462 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 1: you all think in the t at the a hill. 463 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 3: Mostly not the ahole, but I would love to know 464 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 3: what everyone else thinks. Yeah, and also, what would you 465 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 3: do for your best friend? Cute best friends stories, cute 466 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 3: best friend stories. What is the most amount of adversity 467 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,119 Speaker 3: you faced but still gone to hang out with your 468 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 3: best friend? 469 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,439 Speaker 1: You know, I'm very excited for that, But your sandals 470 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 1: keep squeezing in the most kweefing way humanly possible. I've 471 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,120 Speaker 1: never heard anything more accurate to that than your sandals 472 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,080 Speaker 1: right there. I mean, it is bad. It is bad. 473 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 1: See now, you can't do it now that you're trying to. 474 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 1: But let's give me the willies should we get into 475 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,560 Speaker 1: this next story. 476 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 2: Let's do it.