Speaker 1: So I'm like, actually really fucking pissed off right now,
Speaker 1: and like, I know this is a terrible way to
Speaker 1: like intro the episode or whatever, but Indya has not
Speaker 1: turned on her mic for the last fifteen minutes or
Speaker 1: her camera for the last fifteen minutes, and it's like
Speaker 1: actually starting to like kiss me off. So I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom like I can't. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess Aya is sorry.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast you guys today.
Speaker 1: Sorry, guess Anya's mike is on? Wait, sorry, I'm Lee.
Speaker 1: You literally actually are not Indya, Like you're Devin. Devin,
Speaker 1: why are you here?
Speaker 2: Do you not see the name?
Speaker 1: No? I see the name and I see the room.
Speaker 1: Are you in my fucking house?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's Enya.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well that's literally so strange. But the
Speaker 1: podcast because you're not you're not going to start the
Speaker 1: podcast because you're not in yet, Like, why how did
Speaker 1: you get in here? How is this? What is this?
Speaker 3: I don't I'm a little confused. Why you think it's
Speaker 3: not en yet?
Speaker 1: I mean you are literally, like I don't know why
Speaker 1: you're going down to that level of like comparing yourself
Speaker 1: to Enya, Devin, because like you're gorgeous, you're beautiful, you
Speaker 1: have your skin is glowing, and Ya is constantly dehydrated
Speaker 1: and her skin is literally cracking, like it has like
Speaker 1: fissures in it, and it's crazy, and like you're just
Speaker 1: perfect in every way. And I don't know why you
Speaker 1: compare yourself to her.
Speaker 3: I'm Andya and Yea is perfect and you does have
Speaker 3: perfect skin.
Speaker 2: Manya Andya.
Speaker 3: It's like so perfect and funny and amazing, and I'm
Speaker 3: just like, how could.
Speaker 2: I not be in you?
Speaker 1: Doesn't you have a gun to your head? Devin? Do
Speaker 1: you actually need help? Because I can call the cop.
Speaker 3: This is Nya, this is Enya. I'm in my room.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm late.
Speaker 1: You're deflecting, but she's gonna kill you? Is she gonna
Speaker 1: kill you? If you say no, no, it's me, it's me, okay.
Speaker 1: If if you're Inya, let me play with your boobs
Speaker 1: and you let's me playing with her boobs all the time.
Speaker 1: Let me just squeeze your knockers. I'll come in there right, oh, Devin, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing enough. No, Devin, let me play with
Speaker 1: your boobs.
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm literally.
Speaker 1: Let me play with your.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 1: H. That was actually really weird. I don't don't know
Speaker 1: where any is what the fuck? Okay, well, I guess
Speaker 1: we can just get into this episode. It's the Drue cast. Now, Hey,
Speaker 1: the truth is literally spreading tap in. The truth is Oh,
Speaker 1: what the fuck was that? How was that?
Speaker 2: What are you know about?
Speaker 1: What was that? Like? You forced Devin to come on.
Speaker 2: To the Oh? I forced her? I forced her.
Speaker 4: I'm so sure, Like, yeah, I've oh, I'm forcing to
Speaker 4: be able to do things.
Speaker 1: What do you time?
Speaker 2: I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 5: That was not you.
Speaker 1: The backgrounds different, the skin it's different, the allure, the luster,
Speaker 1: the mystery is different. Devin has all of these qualities
Speaker 1: that you just don't have. Like, I don't know why
Speaker 1: you're trying to compare where you do not compete.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think you were trying that a lot of
Speaker 2: people say.
Speaker 1: Me and Devin don't really like I actually think not
Speaker 1: a single person has ever said that once.
Speaker 2: Literally, no, literally.
Speaker 1: This whole time. You've been lying to me this whole time.
Speaker 1: So how are there two of y'all on the screen? Explain?
Speaker 1: Explain that this sound exactly camera? That is so funny.
Speaker 2: I love myself.
Speaker 1: Literally, is she trying to kill you? Devin.
Speaker 6: I don't think I was supposed to come back in yet,
Speaker 6: Like I got back in because I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: are they done?
Speaker 1: No, it was we finished, and then you came in
Speaker 1: perfect like and then Devin coming back in with perfect
Speaker 1: fucking timing.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: So you lied and we need to get at the
Speaker 1: bottom of this.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's okay, Devin, thank you so much. I
Speaker 2: love you, my twin my twin flame, I love you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: People say that sometimes when me, Sydney and Devin are out,
Speaker 4: people think, like, Sydney isn't a sister, Like I'm Devin's sister.
Speaker 2: Time they're like, oh.
Speaker 3: Are you sure you're all three related?
Speaker 2: Because I thought it was just Devin and that's what you.
Speaker 1: Never said that. I don't know why you're stooping down
Speaker 1: to that level.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was so nice meeting you, Drew.
Speaker 1: We literally know.
Speaker 2: That was weird. That was such a weird start to.
Speaker 1: That you if it was just you, explain that it
Speaker 1: was just me. No, Devin popped in and it was
Speaker 1: Devin saying she was you and I'm actually worried about her.
Speaker 1: Safety because I haven't heard from her since she left,
Speaker 1: and I'm scared you killed her to keep her sound.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I killed I killed my twin. That's literally
Speaker 2: my twin. That's what I was saying, is that, like,
Speaker 2: why why is your name Devin? Oh, that's my twin.
Speaker 2: That's my twin, Like everybody always.
Speaker 4: I get so many comments actually, like you guys need
Speaker 4: to stop commenting that. Like I get a lot of
Speaker 4: comments that are like, oh my god, I thought this
Speaker 4: was Devin, Like oh my god, you look so much
Speaker 4: like Devon right now, and like she gets some too,
Speaker 4: And I'm sure that's like kind of annoying because like
Speaker 4: just like to like get comments about someone else's name,
Speaker 4: like people are mistaking you all the time for someone else.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think that's ever happened once.
Speaker 4: No, it happens to It happens in if there's no
Speaker 4: paper trail on the internet, it happens in real life.
Speaker 2: So that's that's the weird thing.
Speaker 1: I asked to play with Devin's boobs and she left.
Speaker 2: That's why she fucking gave up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Oh what so you admit it that it
Speaker 1: wasn't you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Fine, Literally, since you want to since you want to
Speaker 4: bully the fuck out of me.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, No, here's the truth. Here's the truth.
Speaker 4: Actually, I found out that I could make a lot
Speaker 4: more money without this stupid, stinky fuck on screen.
Speaker 2: So I have moved to New York. I am starting
Speaker 2: my own podcast. The studio is being set up right now.
Speaker 2: I actually vacated a whole building for it. It's already
Speaker 2: being set up this mic. Like, see, like we don't
Speaker 2: have these back home sounds. Shit, Yeah, that's what I
Speaker 2: would say if I was your competition too.
Speaker 4: So I just thought, okay, like, I don't want to
Speaker 4: kill Emergency Intercom because, like, I could still make some
Speaker 4: money off of that. You see, Drew, you get where
Speaker 4: I'm coming from. So I thought I could just replace
Speaker 4: myself with Devin since everybody thinks we look alike and
Speaker 4: that we act the same, and that people people.
Speaker 2: I love her so much. Honestly, people kind of like
Speaker 2: me more. But that's like, that's no, that's that's me.
Speaker 2: That's what being like me.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: Yeah, anyways, I told her I'd do a wildflower case
Speaker 7: if she replaced me, but she did say that she
Speaker 7: wouldn't take that treatment for you, like trying to like.
Speaker 7: She wouldn't take like you trying to have sex with her.
Speaker 1: I just tried to play with her. Knockers. It's Devin Lee, Baby.
Speaker 4: You would at the chance too, if you had the
Speaker 4: chance to touch Devin's booms, you would also.
Speaker 1: Would yes, yes, yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 4: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. My name is
Speaker 4: Enya Yu Mansor and I'm Drew Phillips.
Speaker 2: How can we never say our names?
Speaker 1: I feel like, no, we just assume people know who
Speaker 1: we are. And I hate all of the formalities that
Speaker 1: come with like having a podcast. I literally like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm in your Humans and I'm Drew Phillips, and this
Speaker 1: lead our show.
Speaker 2: Lean against my Back.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm your Human's you know, I'm Drew Phillips, and
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 4: Our podcast where we we get a little silly.
Speaker 1: Because it is an emergency, we do need to be
Speaker 1: listening to.
Speaker 2: What was that Kai? Why is your Kai? Why is
Speaker 2: your mic on?
Speaker 5: I left my mic on shut down, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: She asked me a question, Oh who she?
Speaker 2: Save my fucking name? Who is she?
Speaker 5: And yeah, yeah, can I turn my video on?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you need attention you need to touch
Speaker 4: so bad. Yeah, only for a few seconds.
Speaker 5: Off off, off, off.
Speaker 2: Off, off off. You guys get caught too much fucking
Speaker 2: attention last time.
Speaker 4: And I refused, I refuse, refuse to give him a platform.
Speaker 5: You guys, and you had a call with me and
Speaker 5: she said that I'm not allowed to be on screen
Speaker 5: for this episode and.
Speaker 2: I and I gave you a limit of fifty words.
Speaker 2: And guess what you're you're reaching that, really.
Speaker 1: And you've already spoken more than I have, so.
Speaker 2: You can turn your camera and.
Speaker 1: Shit, I'm so fucking greasy.
Speaker 4: You say that this is our second Zoom episode, and
Speaker 4: that's like the old the first thing you said in
Speaker 4: the last one. It's like you seeing yourself on camera
Speaker 4: like that, I think does something to your brain.
Speaker 1: No, it's I've been looking at myself the entire time
Speaker 1: and it's really unhealthy. Like I've just been picking my
Speaker 1: body and face apart. It's like fucking crazy. Zoom is
Speaker 1: the devil. I've said it a million times. Zoom is
Speaker 1: the devil.
Speaker 2: Like that, you're looking me in the eye.
Speaker 4: Zoom is the devil, like looking imagine we did the
Speaker 4: whole episode like looking in the camera. So yeah, so
Speaker 4: my week's been awesome, super excited for the summer.
Speaker 2: Isn't that like an odd feeling?
Speaker 1: Like I've always never been able to look at the
Speaker 1: lens when I, like am filming like a YouTube video
Speaker 1: or something like, I can't do it. It like freaks
Speaker 1: me out. It's like I'm staring into oblivion. It's like
Speaker 1: my eyes almost turn off and they go into robot
Speaker 1: mode and I'm just staring at this spot. But I'm
Speaker 1: creating this like universe in my mind. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to explain it.
Speaker 6: Very like, uh, I almost said predatorial.
Speaker 1: It's like, are you calling me a predator?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: But you know, like it's like very animalistic. It's like
Speaker 2: I just got my.
Speaker 1: Eye on a better word.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but except it's like the opposite of primal looking
Speaker 4: into a fucking camera lens and.
Speaker 1: Talking humans have gone too far.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. We literally, I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 2: keep every episode it's Coach till I've mentioned it.
Speaker 4: But like I it's genuinely sent me on like the
Speaker 4: gnarliest spiral of like I just look around and I think, wow,
Speaker 4: we are not meant to do.
Speaker 1: This, and you're finally reaching my brain she's she's seeing
Speaker 1: the world the way I do now, and now she
Speaker 1: she understands me just a little bit more, and I
Speaker 1: still don't.
Speaker 2: I still don't understand you or believe you. That is
Speaker 2: one thing I will never do is believe Drew.
Speaker 5: That's one thing.
Speaker 1: I got my gap filled.
Speaker 8: With gum.
Speaker 2: Not you.
Speaker 1: If I had these teeth, that would be a slut.
Speaker 1: You are a slut, but like I were, like a
Speaker 1: public slut. People would know.
Speaker 2: People know you're very openly and slut.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be for the like the people being like, like,
Speaker 4: look how hard I look with the closed teeth.
Speaker 2: You look so scary.
Speaker 6: You actually look like someone I just got on a
Speaker 6: zoom meeting with for.
Speaker 2: Like a contract to go over.
Speaker 4: Oh are you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Also, everybody, here's my update. So as you can tell,
Speaker 2: I'm not in l A right now.
Speaker 4: As you can tell from the wall behind me, I'm
Speaker 4: sure like it's super easy to.
Speaker 1: Tell I have something. I have something else I need
Speaker 1: to show them.
Speaker 2: I didn't should say what I would say, Oh, go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: Oh you have to enable screen sharing for you?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: Why and why should I do that?
Speaker 1: You should beg me to be a good kill myself
Speaker 1: and blow up this fucking shit. I will literally drop
Speaker 1: anok on New York City. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I'll around k three thousand.
Speaker 2: People literally every single Marvel.
Speaker 1: Movie be like every Marvel movie. Literally, I think it
Speaker 1: should work.
Speaker 2: Now, Okay, definitely started share.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, right, sorry, that was the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: Here we go, So I'm gonna draw penis to body
Speaker 1: ratio for me.
Speaker 2: We can't do this. We have to blur that. We'll
Speaker 2: blur and the people can use their imagination. You only
Speaker 2: have one ball sack.
Speaker 9: Yeah, ew drue, so you get the image, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: This is this is like physically accurate.
Speaker 1: Exactly what it looks like.
Speaker 4: I just don't understand because like you're sitting right now
Speaker 4: and I don't see any sight of your member.
Speaker 1: Well it's because I'm I do good at hiding. But okay,
Speaker 1: that's like all I wanted to do.
Speaker 2: Really, do you like roll it up and like, well
Speaker 2: oh okay, yeah, I was gonna say, you have to
Speaker 2: have like a compartment up there.
Speaker 1: I hide it up there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess that is why God gave
Speaker 4: men buts so they can put.
Speaker 1: Their own.
Speaker 5: Similarly sized penis so I know, like.
Speaker 2: Why like every time you speak you lit it's a
Speaker 2: new lie.
Speaker 5: That wasn't a lie, that was true.
Speaker 2: But what I was saying is I'm in New York
Speaker 2: right now. Oh my god, you guys are obsessed with
Speaker 2: each other's member, Like what is that about?
Speaker 1: Little Binky?
Speaker 4: So I went to Miami to go visit my abuela
Speaker 4: and then io, can you say that word?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I also learned her name. This is a
Speaker 2: fun fact about me.
Speaker 4: I did not know my grandma's name or her age,
Speaker 4: and I learned both of those things.
Speaker 2: Finally, I thought it was about.
Speaker 1: Telling my mom that and she was like what, Like
Speaker 1: she she couldn't believe it. She was like, she's like
Speaker 1: how does she not know her grandma's name? And then
Speaker 1: she was like, wait, I don't think I know my
Speaker 1: grandma's name. And I was it's like and I was like,
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of a normal thing maybe, but
Speaker 1: I know my all my grandma's names.
Speaker 2: I didn't because like she was always just like Abela.
Speaker 2: So I was just never like I was never saying
Speaker 2: her name. But so I went to go see her
Speaker 2: and then I was like, well I'm here, am I
Speaker 2: so good?
Speaker 4: In New York, and you would think, oh my god,
Speaker 4: what is that new doing in New York. She's probably
Speaker 4: running around every day like saying a blake, going apart parties,
Speaker 4: just like having the time of her life. What I
Speaker 4: did do I haven't done a lot of that, But
Speaker 4: what I have done is when I left.
Speaker 1: LA are you playing with yourself?
Speaker 2: In the video of that sound on and off?
Speaker 4: Like I could, I could connect my AirPods and put
Speaker 4: the AirPod right next to the action.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 1: Damn, I'm hungry. My belly just grabed the jall here,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Think you're horny, not hungry. You said the wrong word.
Speaker 1: My belly literally just growed as kind of cute. That's
Speaker 1: like so cute if you think about it. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a hungry little guy. We'll get you. We'll get
Speaker 1: you some food soon.
Speaker 5: It's cute. But sometimes it just sounds like a fart.
Speaker 5: Like I've had a couple of that. Someone was like,
Speaker 5: did you just fart? And I was like, I swear
Speaker 5: to God.
Speaker 1: Every time someone has a belly growl around me, I'll
Speaker 1: call it out. I'll be like, kay, are you hungry?
Speaker 1: You're a little hungry guy.
Speaker 5: Also, if it's like quiet in the car for like
Speaker 5: three seconds, he'll be like, the energy just shifted and
Speaker 5: it's bad now, and it makes it a lot worse.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't say the energy shifted it's bad. I
Speaker 1: just say the energy is shifted. Cay, are you okay?
Speaker 5: You do say it's bad.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it says it's bad. Sometimes I've literally never said it.
Speaker 2: Why are we putting this on me? That's not bad?
Speaker 1: When you came into my house and started fucking bullying
Speaker 1: me on the couch in my own house.
Speaker 2: The girls are fighting now.
Speaker 4: It's how I leave La for like a week and
Speaker 4: y'all are fighting.
Speaker 2: That's not How do you know you need to one?
Speaker 5: The thing is we're not fighting. This is Dreu's like
Speaker 5: delusional perspective. We weren't fighting at all.
Speaker 2: He's fighting with himself. He's fighting.
Speaker 5: I wasn't even at the apartment. He's just talking to
Speaker 5: a voice.
Speaker 2: Always gone with the wind.
Speaker 10: But it suck.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know the lyrics after that.
Speaker 6: Dude, you look like nothing but like a head like
Speaker 6: you need to sit up because.
Speaker 1: No, because if I stood up, I like get out
Speaker 1: of front.
Speaker 2: You're holding yourself up. You're not that tall. Oh, basically,
Speaker 2: I need to finish my thought. I went from a
Speaker 2: level thirty to what is it your I think I'm
Speaker 2: like sixty eight.
Speaker 4: No, but now I'm like sixty nine because I kept
Speaker 4: playing when I got off with.
Speaker 1: You last night, so I see I have control. This
Speaker 1: is Fortnite, by the way, I have control. And when
Speaker 1: we got a win, I was like, I'm gonna end
Speaker 1: on a win, baby, And I ended on a win,
Speaker 1: and I laid that game. How many kills did you
Speaker 1: have in you?
Speaker 2: I only had four? No, I think I have five in.
Speaker 1: The game we won.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I don't think I had any kills.
Speaker 1: You had won, but the game before that you had
Speaker 1: like eight kills.
Speaker 4: But yeah, just you know what the thing is with trios,
Speaker 4: It's like it usually is one person is like slaying
Speaker 4: the house and the other ones are just kind of
Speaker 4: like assisting.
Speaker 2: Because I had a lot of but I didn't have
Speaker 2: a lot of kills.
Speaker 1: So one we got third in when I had that
Speaker 1: jet pack, I was slaying out. I was on track
Speaker 1: to have like fifteen or sixteen kills.
Speaker 2: Fortnite is so good, it's fucked up.
Speaker 4: I got reached out by a company almost immediately for
Speaker 4: my Fortnite usage.
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like a company reached.
Speaker 11: Out with like like a brand deal and they mentioned
Speaker 11: they were like, we know you like games, we know
Speaker 11: we know you're a big fan of Fortnite, and that
Speaker 11: was like kind of their opening line.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Oh on that's top tier secret. Kai,
Speaker 2: you have to bleep this.
Speaker 1: He said, test you text me. Is it the same
Speaker 1: one that reached out to me? Oh? Maybe it was?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. It was hot, it's it's
Speaker 2: a shoe company.
Speaker 1: Why would a shoe company mentioned Fortnite because.
Speaker 2: They're doing like a gaming thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But I like their boots.
Speaker 1: I was about to say their boots. Let yeah, their boots.
Speaker 2: They their boots do serve boots. I liked that. That
Speaker 2: got Ky laughing. I can't do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah I can.
Speaker 1: I can go out a very thick, masculine beer. I
Speaker 1: have a photo of with a beer too.
Speaker 5: I have a photo of when we first met, like
Speaker 5: within maybe ten minutes of us meeting.
Speaker 2: You're that's weird. You're you're weird. Ship you meet someone
Speaker 2: who took a picture with them two months later?
Speaker 5: No, That's why I didn't ask. Somebody like came up
Speaker 5: and took a photo of us. I forget who it was,
Speaker 5: but yeah, I'm also not weird.
Speaker 1: It was just on the balcony of the chateau. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: told any of the chateau story, like of us with
Speaker 1: the guy of the company, like really high up at
Speaker 1: the company that we shouldn't name where he's at, and
Speaker 1: we climbed all the billboards. Have we talked about that,
Speaker 1: because I don't think we never did.
Speaker 2: Have we said that on the podcast?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've alluded to it, but I don't know if
Speaker 5: you ever told the story.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I literally want to tell the story because
Speaker 1: I don't think we've talked about it, and I've always
Speaker 1: been like forgetting to say it. But like basically, there's
Speaker 1: this hotel in La called the Chatau. We've mentioned it
Speaker 1: three thousand times, and like it was like a good night.
Speaker 1: We were partying our asses off, we were climbing billboards
Speaker 1: and ship and then we went to like one of
Speaker 1: these bungalow rooms that like was connected, like there was
Speaker 1: a stairway that connected to the roof and then right
Speaker 1: above that roof was a billboard and so me andya
Speaker 1: and it was Christian, right, Yeah, it was me and
Speaker 1: you and Christian climb this billboard and we just up
Speaker 1: there like goofing off because we love getting on billboards.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. It's really dangerous and honestly, I'm surprised
Speaker 1: we survived that because do you remember how rotted out
Speaker 1: the wood was India, Dude, Yes, it was like crumbling
Speaker 1: beneath us. It was crazy. I was like, we're kind
Speaker 1: to die up here. Well, randomly, this dude, I think
Speaker 1: I've told this before. We've told this before because randomly
Speaker 1: this dude, or maybe we said it in a YouTube
Speaker 1: video or something. But this dude, like an older gentleman,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna say, like fifty something, maybe sixty something,
Speaker 1: who works for like one of like the biggest company
Speaker 1: in the world. I think he has the biggest market
Speaker 1: cap in the world, and like he's like really like
Speaker 1: lead designer at this company. Am I mistaken?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: He literally he was like holding credit to making like
Speaker 4: something almost every American uses like every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the craziest shit ever. Well, his old
Speaker 1: ass was like I want to feel young again, and
Speaker 1: like it's like I'm gonna get I can get ready
Speaker 1: with the kids. I can get ready with the kids.
Speaker 1: So he, after smoking hello, we drinking a lot of alcohol,
Speaker 1: climbed up on the billboard with us and like we
Speaker 1: were just gooping off up there. Well we're like scared
Speaker 1: we're gonna get kicked out, so we like get off,
Speaker 1: so we like climbed down the billboard. We get on there.
Speaker 2: So he helped me get down? Or was it someone else?
Speaker 1: No, it was it was No, it was someone else.
Speaker 1: I think it was uh Greg.
Speaker 4: I think, okay, that's what I was gonna say. I
Speaker 4: was gonna say it was someone who was really tall,
Speaker 4: so it might have been Greg. I think Greg helped
Speaker 4: me get down because I was like, I'm gonna break
Speaker 4: my ankles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So we get down. It's like I'm not joking,
Speaker 1: it's like what a nine or ten foot drop from
Speaker 1: up there, Like it's it's pretty high up No, this.
Speaker 4: The Greg is literally like what like six ft, Like
Speaker 4: he's tallest fucking even him.
Speaker 2: Still, I had to like kind of.
Speaker 1: Like jump, you had to like hold like from up
Speaker 1: here and like help her. Well, we're getting off, and
Speaker 1: the gentleman thinks he can do it by himself. And
Speaker 1: he like goes to like get off, and he like
Speaker 1: climbs down a little bit, and you know when you're
Speaker 1: like a kid, you're like hanging on to the edge
Speaker 1: or something. And his feet were like curling up under
Speaker 1: so billboard right here, hands right here. His body was
Speaker 1: like curling up underneath the thing, and he was just
Speaker 1: gonna like drop down. Well, he lost his grip and
Speaker 1: fell ten feet directly onto his back onto a stucco roof,
Speaker 1: like one of those like.
Speaker 2: Like classic like shingle roofs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the red like like clay shit. Yeah, like uh.
Speaker 1: And he fell and like broke like twenty of those
Speaker 1: tiles and like just groaning on the ground. Sounds like
Speaker 1: ever like crazy. It was like this. Ah it basically
Speaker 1: made that sound, but he like a scream. I thought
Speaker 1: it peaked, but did not peaks.
Speaker 2: Like kind of.
Speaker 5: Zoom. Tried to make it quiet.
Speaker 6: Sound like you actually got attacked, like anybody was just
Speaker 6: listening to the audio. It's like made conversations, came in
Speaker 6: the room and like pushed you off your own balcony.
Speaker 5: It sounded like a stock, like a stock sound getting attacked.
Speaker 1: Oh, I scratched my headphone with this and it. It
Speaker 1: was really loud, but anyways, he uh fell like was
Speaker 1: groaning on the ground, like moaning like and like everyone
Speaker 1: was like, oh my fucking god, and then he kidding.
Speaker 2: I didn't see him like after.
Speaker 1: That, No, I never saw him again. I like I
Speaker 1: went in there and he sat was sitting on the
Speaker 1: couch like with a blunt and a beer in his hand,
Speaker 1: and he was like trying the cool guy. And I
Speaker 1: just felt like really just so bad for that man,
Speaker 1: like because it was like him, like fifty late fifties,
Speaker 1: early sixties something like old ass man hanging out with
Speaker 1: a crowd of like the cool kids of LA. Not
Speaker 1: calling myself the cool kids. It was just the cool
Speaker 1: kids of LA and me and Anya there like it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a very interesting crowd. And I would have
Speaker 1: been like really embarrassed had that happened to me.
Speaker 2: I would have passed away.
Speaker 1: No, I would have rolled off the roof and felt.
Speaker 2: I just killed myself.
Speaker 1: I would have just like at first.
Speaker 4: No, I would have climbed back onto the billboard and
Speaker 4: run because it goes over the street and just jumped onto.
Speaker 1: A car exactly just rub me over. But yeah, iconic.
Speaker 4: Also you you you just.
Speaker 2: Did something that sometimes you do, like oh, when you
Speaker 2: scratched your headphone and made that noise. You do this thing.
Speaker 6: Sometimes where you like have like a visceral reaction to
Speaker 6: something and like it's not that I'm embarrassed, but like
Speaker 6: you try to like explain it before it.
Speaker 2: Looks too weird.
Speaker 6: And all I could think about was in the episode
Speaker 6: of Field Trip where you almost fall out of the trailer.
Speaker 1: That would have I'm gonna give y'all a little tour
Speaker 1: of our setup where we'll be sleeping tonight. So yeah,
Speaker 1: actually I'm just gonna walk in through the front door.
Speaker 1: My god, imagine I just fell out. That would have
Speaker 1: not been chill.
Speaker 10: But anyways, it's like we were in this fucking trun Dude,
Speaker 10: that was literally the funniest.
Speaker 1: Just doesn't it does not read, it doesn't translate. I
Speaker 1: think it was just like genuinely one of those moments
Speaker 1: where you had to have been there, but like I remember.
Speaker 12: No, dude, it died.
Speaker 6: Still, it was so funny on video because like Drew
Speaker 6: almost falls out trailer and then like tries.
Speaker 2: To like make it funny. It's like, oh, whoa like
Speaker 2: goes to fake fall back.
Speaker 4: Again and it's like, oh, that would have been bad,
Speaker 4: and that had us cracking up and then.
Speaker 1: Would have not been chilled. And that's what got y'all
Speaker 1: the wording of that.
Speaker 6: Also, you just recreating it like like you did that
Speaker 6: and then right after the farmer guy like comes to
Speaker 6: go into the trailer, so he scares the fuck out
Speaker 6: of you immediately after.
Speaker 4: So you just had liked to have so good.
Speaker 1: Like she she was definitely like, go, like, go check
Speaker 1: on them real quick. For sure, do not check on
Speaker 1: the iron plucked out recording.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that was hell funny.
Speaker 4: Also, I already posted this on my story, but like
Speaker 4: I was talking about this other day, it's like with
Speaker 4: a group of friends, I was just like, oh, I
Speaker 4: like love that I have the like a billy to
Speaker 4: like cry laughing over almost anything, like jealous. It's very
Speaker 4: easy for me to like kind of get there for
Speaker 4: the most part, Like I don't know, I just find
Speaker 4: like certain things so humorous and it will push me there.
Speaker 4: But one and I was just trying to like think
Speaker 4: of things that like the last things that made me
Speaker 4: cry laughing. I don't know if we can insert it,
Speaker 4: but our neighbors smashing into that gate.
Speaker 1: Wait, kids. Yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 4: We can insert it, but because it's just like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's like a little like I don't know, I'm not
Speaker 4: about to like put some like literal children on blasts.
Speaker 1: Child you can't read that, you can there's no way
Speaker 1: you can see their face because they're actually going at mounds,
Speaker 1: like they're literally going eighty miles for hours. Crazy.
Speaker 4: But I don't know if I want us to put
Speaker 4: it in, So I'll just explain it basically, and it's
Speaker 4: not going to be nearly as funny. But up next
Speaker 4: to my window in my room where I do my makeup,
Speaker 4: we have a neighbor who has a child who's maybe
Speaker 4: like what like like.
Speaker 2: Ten or eleven, Like they're super young. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's just a super young kid. And one day.
Speaker 4: He had all his friends over on like a Saturday
Speaker 4: or a Sunday, and I was doing my makeup and
Speaker 4: I just hear them screaming and running and laughing, and
Speaker 4: it's like cute. And then Drew Camp comes into my room.
Speaker 1: You're literally so cute. Uh, oh, you're cute.
Speaker 5: I'm not thank you, Drew. I think you're cute too.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting I'm not getting like, yeah, what is
Speaker 3: she saying?
Speaker 5: Does she know that her MIC's on?
Speaker 1: So should I Just who the fuck is she talking to?
Speaker 1: Its schizophrenic? And yeah, did I think she just collapsed? No,
Speaker 1: I think she's being abducted.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I got a call because I'm going to the
Speaker 2: met after this.
Speaker 4: By the time, I already have thought, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why else it isn't even now.
Speaker 4: The Matt Gala isn't even now, Like, what are you
Speaker 4: kidding me?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: Is this gonna be out on Mother's Day or buying
Speaker 1: Mother's Day?
Speaker 2: No, it comes out right before Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't say this then, Yeah, don't say that
Speaker 1: you need.
Speaker 5: To make Milks Day. I need to make Milks Day.
Speaker 2: Turn your camera off and time out three minutes.
Speaker 1: In your you know how there's a Mother's Day? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they need to make Mills Day.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? No?
Speaker 5: For real, that's literally my joke. I'm sorry, Well, is that.
Speaker 2: Who got in? Who got into our joke? I think?
Speaker 5: How do you guys not recognize my voice?
Speaker 2: Who is this? This man is scary?
Speaker 5: It's me.
Speaker 1: Look, get the funk out, Get out, get out, ok here,
Speaker 1: get out here, Lock the door, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: You look like you need help. Motherfucker. All right, you
Speaker 2: can go back back.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, actually okay, So speaking of Mother's Day, when
Speaker 4: I was in Miami, I saw this mom in her
Speaker 4: like early forties. It just made me like, so I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, this is sweet. I saw like a
Speaker 4: mom and hello, so annoying, no for let me. So
Speaker 4: I saw a mom in her like early forties and
Speaker 4: she had like like a.
Speaker 2: Cap and gown on. So like like.
Speaker 4: This isn't the craziest thing to see, Like it's pretty,
Speaker 4: Like it's funny how you don't believe in women.
Speaker 1: Like like pursuit believe in women.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I saw a mom in like her early forties.
Speaker 4: She had like a cap and gown on. She was
Speaker 4: with her three kids, who were like older teenagers, and
Speaker 4: they were out like celebrating.
Speaker 2: I guess her graduation.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming she got like a master's or something because
Speaker 4: she was like old as birks.
Speaker 1: Oops sorry master degree vation degree.
Speaker 4: Anyways, but it got me thinking because I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, when my mom was in her early forties,
Speaker 4: we did something like that, except we put her in
Speaker 4: a box and then everybody stood around the box and
Speaker 4: then we just like never saw her again, but it
Speaker 4: was kind of similar if you think about it.
Speaker 1: What are your reference a funeral?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like a funeral.
Speaker 2: And ya, what is that? What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: I think you're talking about a funeral.
Speaker 2: No, they put my.
Speaker 4: Mom in a box and then everyone stood around the box.
Speaker 4: People seemed a little upset about the box in the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's in you your mother isn't alive anymore.
Speaker 2: No, it was fun. We had a We brought this
Speaker 2: personal machine, so I got to have a lotte.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you know you get that.
Speaker 2: My mom is what?
Speaker 13: My mom's chilling and you know they put her in
Speaker 13: the box to bury her or burn her, burn her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta show y'all something. How long? But actually,
Speaker 1: never mind? Don't not yet? Not yet, not yet? Yeah,
Speaker 1: your mother and my brother and praying mantis are just
Speaker 1: living it up.
Speaker 2: You forgot about Dumpy.
Speaker 5: I don't think the Bug and list.
Speaker 2: Funny how you're invalidating one of Drew's very harsh losses.
Speaker 4: I think if Drew had Okay, I'm gonna make educated
Speaker 4: guess which was the hardest.
Speaker 2: Wait, we'll say it on three one two three?
Speaker 1: Bug?
Speaker 5: Yeah, really, are you serious?
Speaker 1: I had to choose between my bug being alive and
Speaker 1: Kay being alive. Let's say it on three bug.
Speaker 5: But really, all right, you didn't you couldn't even wait.
Speaker 2: Me and Drew.
Speaker 4: Me and Drew connected in a way that not most
Speaker 4: people are connected, probably.
Speaker 5: Because I would see in kill for both of you, guys. Okay,
Speaker 5: I would do whatever it took about yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And yeah I think he did he
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: Did he wait?
Speaker 1: But he went too far?
Speaker 2: I've got the power?
Speaker 8: Did he do it?
Speaker 1: Apologized?
Speaker 4: Oh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that good? Is that enough? Apology? You took that? Ki?
Speaker 2: That apology was good enough for you? You took that?
Speaker 2: Drew showing us this call of duty right now? And
Speaker 2: it's lagging hella?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to play a round of call of
Speaker 2: duty while you're doing the podcast?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I didn't even literally know y'all could see that. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 2: Trying to show us like you get like breading call
Speaker 2: of duty?
Speaker 1: Should I continue this around? No?
Speaker 2: Like you should do your job? Es.
Speaker 5: This is honestly super disrespectful. We're like for work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, yeah, I have to wait.
Speaker 2: Now you're trying to boss us around and say we.
Speaker 4: Have to work.
Speaker 5: No, I'm saying like, I also have to work with
Speaker 5: alongside you. Guys. Working and making the decision to work
Speaker 5: also drew you at this game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's tell a lagging like and you're cheating. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I've been thinking a lot about this and I just
Speaker 2: like want to.
Speaker 4: Say it if if all of this like fails, I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna.
Speaker 5: Off yourself, true Jesus, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say, I'm just gonna like change
Speaker 2: my career path to being.
Speaker 1: The vibrator to being a vibrator. A vibrator, No, the.
Speaker 4: Vibrator, Like, I'm like gonna rate vibes and maybe sometimes
Speaker 4: pulse on a woman's uh clitorisic would allow me. So, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like a double It's like a double edged sword,
Speaker 4: because that's a lot of responsibility.
Speaker 1: To rate the line vibrator. Kay, hell yourself?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah, that's a that's a very
Speaker 4: manly thing of you to say, Oh you're leaving, oh
Speaker 4: a bag of garbage.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. I recently went camping in Utah and
Speaker 1: I it was a good getaway. It was an escape.
Speaker 1: I needed to reconnect with Earth. I needed to rebalance
Speaker 1: my life a little bit. And while I was out there,
Speaker 1: we went rock counting for a lot of minerals, and
Speaker 1: for the first time in my life, I found some
Speaker 1: fossils and I just wanted to show the visual people
Speaker 1: of the fossils. We found chi labites. Whoa, that's cool,
Speaker 1: and that is actually this is my favorite specimen because
Speaker 1: it's a mama with the baby on the top. You
Speaker 1: can't really see it that well.
Speaker 2: We cann't start pictures too Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then also in my wallet, I have a Trila
Speaker 1: bite always with me at all times because I found
Speaker 1: a really cute little baby one I have. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: we'll show you what I got my wallet. I got
Speaker 1: a piece of obsidian, a Tryla bite, a key, and
Speaker 1: an Apple air tag that tag er Kay gave me.
Speaker 1: But I wish you could see it better. Oh you
Speaker 1: can kind of see him there, but he's like he's
Speaker 1: out of his matrix. So it's literally just hit the
Speaker 1: Trila byte.
Speaker 5: Whoa.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I found a bunch of geodes and
Speaker 1: we like.
Speaker 5: Damn, wait, what is the what does the shell look like?
Speaker 5: The shell just looks like a rock on the outside. Damn.
Speaker 1: So sick it's like this specific and this is my
Speaker 1: favorite one.
Speaker 2: Hold on, so you went digging for rocks when you
Speaker 2: have an iPhone?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Drew, why don't you just play like video games
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 2: Fortnite, because like that's cool.
Speaker 8: But like your pictures a mad.
Speaker 4: Mother fucker motherfucker, you look like you need some help.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker motherfucker fucker.
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to address something.
Speaker 4: The nepotism rumors are going too far. My parents aren't
Speaker 4: rich and famous. That doesn't need to be public information.
Speaker 4: You guys are like really going in like why can't
Speaker 4: I just be myself?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter that my parents.
Speaker 4: Like have been hoarding millions through the like ancestral line, Like,
Speaker 4: it literally doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Are you really?
Speaker 1: Like who do you think made?
Speaker 2: We're moving on? No, stop it, Why are you doing that?
Speaker 2: Why are we doing that?
Speaker 1: Why are we doing in? His mother?
Speaker 5: I literally Drew, didn't Drew, didn't your dad make grinder? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh didn't he make it for you? Didn't he make
Speaker 2: it for you? Because you're not getting any bitches much bitches?
Speaker 1: So he was like, let's yes, it's invent something where
Speaker 1: you can I.
Speaker 5: Don't you know how much grinder would help with getting
Speaker 5: bitches though, really.
Speaker 2: Because my friend is literally viral?
Speaker 1: Are you saying that only women can be bitches and
Speaker 1: men can't be bitches? Very not feminist of you.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh shit, I met even think about it like that.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: What's funny is Kai like wants so badly to be
Speaker 4: a feminist. He even has the Glossier hoodie on like
Speaker 4: he wants He's one of those freaks.
Speaker 1: He's doing a good job at it.
Speaker 5: Kai is one of those freaks.
Speaker 4: He knows his Big Three, He like knows like he
Speaker 4: knows too much.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the Big three?
Speaker 2: You don't know what that is? True? I'm not like you, honestly.
Speaker 4: At first I thought you were like a low life
Speaker 4: like slut with no self respect, But now I think
Speaker 4: maybe you kind of have.
Speaker 5: I actually don't know what that is either. Big three
Speaker 5: like Big five sporting goods like you're talking about store.
Speaker 1: He thinks it's a sporting team and yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, see I don't know that.
Speaker 2: You're such a man. Yeah, because you watch sports and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rul's drag race, drag Race, Yeah that is.
Speaker 2: Can you hear that? What is that they're working on
Speaker 2: the studio?
Speaker 4: My podcast studio my new one, because I'm said, I
Speaker 4: signed for like a really big amount that honestly, like
Speaker 4: y'all knowing that my parents have money and then then
Speaker 4: knowing that like I get signed for like crazy deals
Speaker 4: would make like a lot of y'all feel bad.
Speaker 2: I won't say it. Let's just say it's a double digit.
Speaker 4: But the word that comes after those double digits changes
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 6: That's all all said.
Speaker 1: So seven dollars, seventeen dollars.
Speaker 4: Eighty million, eighty million, I got signed for eighty million million.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I want to say congratulations NYA forgetting signed
Speaker 5: for eighty million.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You don't have a job.
Speaker 4: You're I'm not hiring you, and like you're like, I
Speaker 4: know that's what you want, and like you're not, like
Speaker 4: I'm leaving both of you behind because I think it
Speaker 4: just be better for me.
Speaker 2: You guys really toxic, bitch.
Speaker 5: I don't. Okay, well, I'm actually fucking I don't. I
Speaker 5: am not happy that you have that money, and I
Speaker 5: hope that, honestly, I hope that your fucking studio burns
Speaker 5: to the ground.
Speaker 1: I would I would literally build a new one that's
Speaker 1: fucked up because it's in the New World Trade Center.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 4: You know, we need to do more things like that
Speaker 4: to make Kai just like kind of like like go
Speaker 4: back into his shell and like enjoy some silence, like
Speaker 4: more silencing, you know, silencing of.
Speaker 2: The lamps, silencing of the Kai.
Speaker 1: That was like top fifty funniest things I've ever said.
Speaker 1: I think it's a very but.
Speaker 2: To even like.
Speaker 4: Make the like ground that you have said fifty funny
Speaker 4: things is like a lot.
Speaker 2: So I think we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Say at the podcast clips, I think Drew said.
Speaker 5: I think Drew said over a million funny things.
Speaker 1: Okay, signed for one hundred million dollars and you're still
Speaker 1: not on my team?
Speaker 5: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: Also I can host.
Speaker 5: Let's Go Let's Go boys podcast. We need more of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need more white guys doing like duo podcast together.
Speaker 5: Yeah, talking about sex and depression. Dude, this is gonna
Speaker 5: be awesome.
Speaker 1: Is cheat? A woman can't sleep with another man and
Speaker 1: it be considered mm hmmm, like women just fall in
Speaker 1: love too easy.
Speaker 5: It's different.
Speaker 1: I can sleep with as many women as I want
Speaker 1: to and it still be like this, like just it's
Speaker 1: this primal thing and I can come back and.
Speaker 2: Back up, back up, back up. You said sleep with.
Speaker 1: What other women?
Speaker 2: That's are you speaking for? Other men?
Speaker 1: Are straight?
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's it's only cheating. I have an open relationship,
Speaker 1: but I'm the only one that's allowed to explore because
Speaker 1: if I, if the girl and the relationship explore, she cheats.
Speaker 1: It's cheating. But when I do it, it's not cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that like girls are like kind of sluts.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I don't feel that way. For the record, I don't
Speaker 5: feel that way.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sure. I'm so sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah I would. I wouldn't never even use that word.
Speaker 2: You don't feel that way because you like.
Speaker 5: Mentkai Okay, Oh my god, I was so close to
Speaker 5: turning off my camera.
Speaker 2: But your truth.
Speaker 8: You for your.
Speaker 5: Guys. Sorry to interrupt, but I did have an announcement
Speaker 5: to make.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he thinks he can interrupt with announcement himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so my name is still that It's okay.
Speaker 5: So I am having a procedure done next week. It's
Speaker 5: a brain reduction surgery. So I just wanted to tell
Speaker 5: you guys because I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, reduction surgery.
Speaker 5: Brain reduction is too big.
Speaker 4: What's the likelihood of it going wrong and you're passing away?
Speaker 2: But you need that now, you need that. You need
Speaker 2: that surgery. You need it, Like, do what's best for you.
Speaker 5: I really trust this guy because he did my penis
Speaker 5: reduction surgery, so he's super good.
Speaker 1: And brains.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he said it was one of the biggest
Speaker 5: penises he's ever he's ever had to reduce. And also
Speaker 5: he said, my brain is the biggest brain he's ever
Speaker 5: had to reduce.
Speaker 2: Is there a chance that he's never seen another human?
Speaker 5: He is a vet and he works on animals, so
Speaker 5: he works on like small dogs.
Speaker 14: Oh okay, then that makes a lot of sense, yo, Drew,
Speaker 14: Chuck chat are you looking like wait's chat?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: Just look at your screens like I think when I
Speaker 4: put on chat.
Speaker 1: Yes we do, okay, yeah we need to Drew.
Speaker 2: Are you saying are you seeing my chat?
Speaker 8: I don't care?
Speaker 5: Yes, what's the chat?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait? One more thing to Yeah, it's right here. Do
Speaker 2: you see it?
Speaker 1: Drew My message to No, I've seen all of them.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yours. I agree with yours. It's cool
Speaker 2: that zone has chat in here so we can like
Speaker 2: talk to each other.
Speaker 5: I can't see that our gort opening it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: not showing up for me, guys.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's a secret chat that it shows up
Speaker 2: on me Andrew's screen.
Speaker 1: It's it's like al Gore, but it's al Gore. It's
Speaker 1: the first name that every single time I like think
Speaker 1: of I have to think of a name.
Speaker 2: You don't think of your own name. When you think
Speaker 2: of a name, you should have some self love.
Speaker 1: I heard Erica or al Gore. It's like, really in
Speaker 1: my brain, it's so fucking weird.
Speaker 4: Also, I use the word belligerently correct and I will
Speaker 4: stand by that I fully use it correctly because belligerent.
Speaker 1: Just if you do, I don't think you do, and
Speaker 1: I don't think you do, and I allow you to
Speaker 1: say it because I'm done correcting people. And I use
Speaker 1: words wrong all the time. But sometimes you don't use
Speaker 1: it right. And you do use it four or five
Speaker 1: times an episode or ten times a day.
Speaker 2: I think you're beligerately fucking stupid. That's what I think.
Speaker 1: I think I belligerently love you and want to hug you.
Speaker 4: See, belligerate just means aggressive, like to like, isn't it
Speaker 4: like to do something aggressively.
Speaker 2: I'm a belligerent drunk. I'm an aggressive drunk. I am
Speaker 2: like overtly drunk. I'm belligerently sexy.
Speaker 1: I am just aren't ready for you aggressive, a bull necked,
Speaker 1: belligerent old man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm belligerently horny. No, I am belligerently horny. It's true,
Speaker 2: Like it works.
Speaker 5: I think it works in that context. For sure.
Speaker 4: Your kai is belligerently annoying, like sometimes when he speaks,
Speaker 4: like I get a belligerent headache. Drew is belligerently smelly.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when I'm around him, I know his hair is
Speaker 4: like beligerately recoil back up into my nose.
Speaker 2: Like it works. It works. Oh, ships, just see that
Speaker 2: it doesn't work. It doesn't sound like it's not rolling
Speaker 2: off the tongue. Maybe it's you, like you shouldn't use that.
Speaker 1: It's like my thing.
Speaker 4: No, you're not.
Speaker 2: You're belligerently beautiful.
Speaker 15: You're bb you're so bb Okay, So I have something
Speaker 15: to show you, guys.
Speaker 4: It's really important, and I honestly it was kind of
Speaker 4: hard for me to.
Speaker 5: Do, and a lot of like I'm getting a raise,
Speaker 5: I'm getting a.
Speaker 2: Raise, I'm raising what way I'm raised. No, you're you're
Speaker 2: an old man. I can't raise you. You've been raised.
Speaker 5: No, I mean like a like a financial You're.
Speaker 2: Literally making no sense.
Speaker 1: So like I was actually kind of scaring me too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what you stuttered a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like scary. So this was like came from
Speaker 4: a very vulnerable place. And I hope you guys can
Speaker 4: just like like understand. So I've just been thinking it's
Speaker 4: kind of oh true, Drew. You gotta tap back in, Drew,
Speaker 4: fuck you, Oh my god. It's just I'm sorry, like
Speaker 4: this is just the way it should be, and I
Speaker 4: have good Can you please hear me out?
Speaker 2: Can you just hear me out? Drew?
Speaker 5: Maybe we should just hear her out, Like.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, may in equity bitch.
Speaker 5: Maybe she's gonna she's gonna buy you out or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe most likely not. Don't put those ideas inside.
Speaker 4: Oh so why I think if registered intercom should be
Speaker 4: just enya. Also, I know everyone's gonna be like this
Speaker 4: is a beautiful.
Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like ship.
Speaker 5: I don't think anyone's gonna say that.
Speaker 4: But well, we'll just move on, starting off simple, Drew
Speaker 4: is ugly and and this hear me out. It distracts
Speaker 4: the viewers from Nya, who is super sexy and funny.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's hard for viewers to feel good and safe
Speaker 4: when Drew is on camera.
Speaker 1: Your skin is cracking, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Would say that if I was. Yeah, okay, you can
Speaker 2: be defensive. You can be defensive all you want.
Speaker 4: This is a real This is a real quote from
Speaker 4: one of our viewers. He's literally, I literally like he's here.
Speaker 4: Well for we wanted to keep everyone anonymous because we
Speaker 4: know Drew will attack them, so it is an alias name.
Speaker 4: But we just know Drew can get a little aggress.
Speaker 1: Ruth scares me. I listen and watch for any of it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's hard. Yeah, I hope I fucking scare you.
Speaker 1: Zack Smith. I'm gonna come to your house and fucking
Speaker 1: murder you and your family and kill your dog. Heavy
Speaker 1: on the dog. I'm gonna rip your dog's fucking neck off.
Speaker 5: Why is Zach talking about his dick?
Speaker 2: Drew is a liar?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is true.
Speaker 2: We have been waiting on Drew Mooji for five years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Like, why is that a bad thing?
Speaker 4: Because of the next live he hired me to develop
Speaker 4: the app without credit or pay. The whole time Drew's
Speaker 4: spoken of Drew Mooji, he stutters, sweats, and even nervously
Speaker 4: laughs because of the dark truth. Do you have anything
Speaker 4: to say? Like, genuinely, do you have anything to say
Speaker 4: about this?
Speaker 1: Contacted my Drumoji developer.
Speaker 2: I mean I was just teaching the truth.
Speaker 1: And they made this comment.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I was just they'll burn. That's your response,
Speaker 2: and it's on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna die soon.
Speaker 4: I just wanted I was excited for the app, and
Speaker 4: I just wanted to know, like what was happening.
Speaker 2: And I found this job fake religion. Drew has coined
Speaker 2: the truth as a way of life, when really it
Speaker 2: is the end to normal living.
Speaker 1: The truth is spreading, yeah, like a disease.
Speaker 2: He has brainwashed millions into joining a cult. He speaks
Speaker 2: often of writing a book with stolen practices to gain
Speaker 2: from this lie financially.
Speaker 1: I literally don't see a problem in this, Like the
Speaker 1: truth is real, the truth is spreading, and sure I
Speaker 1: may need to make a little bit of money along
Speaker 1: the way to survive and to feed my members. I
Speaker 1: love everybody, like that's my thing, Like I love everyone,
Speaker 1: and everyone means so much to me, and like especially
Speaker 1: like if you're in the truth, like like if you
Speaker 1: practice Judaism, like you're lit like I love you.
Speaker 4: Are you turning my my anti you like PowerPoint into
Speaker 4: an ad for your faith.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault that the truth spreads so easily
Speaker 1: that you can try to hit job me the truth? Okay,
Speaker 1: fuck you?
Speaker 2: Would you like to read it for the audio listeners?
Speaker 1: Like he has ran through one of many grinder notifications
Speaker 1: It said he has ran through.
Speaker 2: Keep reading. There's more on the screen that people need
Speaker 2: to know when they need to hear. It should just
Speaker 2: come from you. It should come from you because it's
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm not reading that he has no self respect.
Speaker 1: He is a slug. There is there is anything wrong
Speaker 1: with slut.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, but he is.
Speaker 1: A slut and also has sex with Kai.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the last part is true. That's but that's the
Speaker 5: only true part of this whole thing. Oh ship, what
Speaker 5: what was that? A grinder notification? There was like three
Speaker 5: that just went off.
Speaker 1: How do you know what that is?
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter how I know what that is?
Speaker 2: Oh this is I used to template. I don't know
Speaker 2: what this is all right, I'm done. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 1: I respect you just fucking dissed me the entire time.
Speaker 1: The jism. They're gonna get you, They're gonna.
Speaker 5: I don't understand. I don't understand why him being ran
Speaker 5: through has anything to do with whether or not he
Speaker 5: should be on the podcast.
Speaker 1: And then why you're not afraid of the truth because
Speaker 1: you're just coming. They're gonna get you. Everybody go comment
Speaker 1: the truth on Indya's news Instagram post the truth.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get you removed from that app for bullying
Speaker 4: and harassment, and.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come in your bed.
Speaker 6: Oh like where.
Speaker 2: You have, Like you're gonna go into my bed or like.
Speaker 1: Stand over it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Well the thing is like, I'm just I one emergency
Speaker 4: intercom doesn't stand for men who are sluts.
Speaker 2: I just don't think men should have that kind of
Speaker 2: free will. I think it's like a bit disturbing.
Speaker 5: I think you.
Speaker 4: Should be like settling down with one person and building
Speaker 4: homes and working.
Speaker 2: In the workforce, preferably war labor.
Speaker 8: Huh, what did you say?
Speaker 2: What did you say? Okay, he's lisen it.
Speaker 4: See what happens when the truth is exposed. I think
Speaker 4: he's sending out like a a message to his followers
Speaker 4: to attack.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, how good you are at that?
Speaker 2: Drew?
Speaker 12: Oh yep, what was that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 5: You just like said some weird incantations and then your
Speaker 5: eyes rolled to the back of your head and now
Speaker 5: you're back all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's weird. That's very fucking weird behavior.
Speaker 1: They're coming.
Speaker 2: Who's them like to you?
Speaker 5: Three schizophrenic people? I would.
Speaker 1: One of my altars just showed weird. It's ugly.
Speaker 2: Stop doing that to your hair. When you were talking
Speaker 2: about being right through and you're like no, because I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm hello, I'm hello Gucci based Drew.
Speaker 5: What is your what's your plan for your hair slash beard?
Speaker 5: Is it just gonna keep going?
Speaker 1: Or no? I talk about it?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Uh? It could be like if you want to? And
Speaker 1: I was like planning to be up there?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you okay? What happened? What happened? Buddy?
Speaker 1: Bye? Bah?
Speaker 2: What are your plans for your hair? You didn't even answer?
Speaker 1: Cat your ass?
Speaker 5: My ass hair is?
Speaker 1: I can't say, I'll tell you in private, but there's
Speaker 1: there's big things coming.
Speaker 5: Oh you have, you have like a whole thing planned
Speaker 5: out for it.
Speaker 1: No, legitimately, I've told you before, and yeah, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna make it a whole thing to get attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that sounds right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your How has the week been without me?
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I did some crazy ship. I really I can't talk
Speaker 1: about it on here, genuinely. You know what we did,
Speaker 1: it's probably better left unsaid, but it was a fucking blast.
Speaker 1: Let's just say I laughed my little butt off.
Speaker 2: Is that like a real smile of yours?
Speaker 1: No, I had, I've been having fun. I've been like
Speaker 1: like as every single time you go away, like I
Speaker 1: just locked myself inside and do nothing for the entirety
Speaker 1: that you're gone. And it's like great, Like I love
Speaker 1: being a shut in and it just reminds me that
Speaker 1: when I am dolo, I will never leave my house.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: But yeah, we got to try this thing that we've
Speaker 5: been wanting to do where I put drew on my
Speaker 5: dick and then I spin him around like a top
Speaker 5: and then we fly away. Yeah it's called dradling.
Speaker 2: I don't think you needed to say that, Like, that's
Speaker 2: probably something that could have been kept.
Speaker 1: Like kept to yourselves, okay, you need to keep Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I think, yeah, my week's been good. I've just
Speaker 1: been shut in vibes. I uh uh have been eating,
Speaker 1: like I don't know what else I've been like literally
Speaker 1: I've been constipated.
Speaker 4: So without me, your like life, like the quality goes down.
Speaker 1: Awesome. I no, Like it's I you know, I hate
Speaker 1: socializing and I don't have this overlooming thing of like
Speaker 1: social socializing fomo because I don't have to go out
Speaker 1: simply because.
Speaker 2: You don't have anyone near you going into.
Speaker 1: Having the time of their life exactly. How's your week
Speaker 1: been pretty good?
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding out, Like all I've done really like
Speaker 4: is play Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Like I've like gone out and like done my little thing.
Speaker 2: But like I look at my.
Speaker 14: Phone and I have no photos of like my past
Speaker 14: week because all I do is play Fortnite, And honestly,
Speaker 14: part of me is like that's fucked up because I
Speaker 14: came to the East Coast to stay up late play
Speaker 14: Fortnite and then wake up late.
Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes the simple things in life is
Speaker 2: what it's worth. Life is what life is worth.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's the truth. That's the truth, babe, that's the truth.
Speaker 1: I've always I've always said that. That's like literally my quote.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if that's your quote. Like I
Speaker 2: just said, I think that.
Speaker 1: I think that it's still no fat.
Speaker 5: By the way, Oh nice, So Drew, you were constipated
Speaker 5: and then Enya, you just played Fortnite. Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 5: I started a nonprofit and what Yeah, so that's just
Speaker 5: like what I've been doing.
Speaker 2: You're claiming you started a charity.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm working on, uh, fixing war. I'm
Speaker 5: getting rid of it.
Speaker 1: So you started a nonprofit for neo Nazis.
Speaker 5: No I did it. I'm Jewish. Why would I do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean that's just something that you said. I'm not
Speaker 5: doing that.
Speaker 1: Do you have proof that you're not doing that.
Speaker 5: I don't have proof that I'm not doing that, But
Speaker 5: I'm ash.
Speaker 2: That does not look good. That really doesn't look good
Speaker 2: on you. Like, I'm gonna be honest, Drew, and you
Speaker 2: cause you should be a lawyer. Du you should literally
Speaker 2: be a lawyer.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't be a lawyer. There's nothing that Drew did that.
Speaker 5: Prousy should be a lawyer. He just like made up
Speaker 5: a lie about.
Speaker 1: Me simulated case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, that is ass.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to rip your headphones out.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Drew, I'll be the judge. Okay, Drew, get his.
Speaker 1: Ass, You skinny bitch.
Speaker 2: That's Kai. It's not your turn to speak. Keep going
Speaker 2: your blast.
Speaker 1: I call blasphemy in the court from Kai.
Speaker 5: Yep, that's not a term that people use in a court.
Speaker 4: But all right, Kai, you're sentenced to time out in
Speaker 4: the corner because you keep talking while Drew's defending his case.
Speaker 2: All right, court adjourned, lunchtime objection.
Speaker 5: He just made fun of my He just body shamed
Speaker 5: me and then has nothing to do with the case.
Speaker 2: So email I mean is fuck fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat him out, alright, eat his ass up
Speaker 1: or get.
Speaker 4: Him, get him de shoy?
Speaker 1: What is it? Destroyed?
Speaker 2: Let's destroy him.
Speaker 1: Let's destroy him.
Speaker 2: That's literally us before every single episode with Kai. Let's
Speaker 2: destroy him. Yeah, that's honestly it. If you guys felt
Speaker 2: like I talked too much of this episode, that's because.
Speaker 1: She's going through a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm crying right now, so I'm just I can't.
Speaker 2: Good thing is no one said it looked good today.
Speaker 5: You look beautiful and you look beautiful today.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you when I get home. You're getting the
Speaker 2: biggest banking I've ever given you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put you over my.
Speaker 1: Lap, Ben me over okay, Okay, holy ship, we've got
Speaker 1: like crazy people for twenty minutes. Okay. My media is
Speaker 1: murder Man by Young Manny, Birth of Rap by Little
Speaker 1: b and Oblivion by Grimes. And then I've been kind
Speaker 1: of going crazy on this like new style of music.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called yet, but K Streuenio
Speaker 1: k a y s t r u e n O
Speaker 1: makes some really cool music and that's kind of like
Speaker 1: the just gist of this subgenre. It's like rap but
Speaker 1: like super blown out. It's like kind of cloud rap,
Speaker 1: but like blown the fuck out. And I've been really
Speaker 1: enjoying it. And then I've been watching this show called Disenchantment,
Speaker 1: the animated show.
Speaker 2: That the Futrauma dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did Futurama Matt Gohring and I tried watching
Speaker 1: it like four years ago when it first came out,
Speaker 1: but I fucking hated it. I could not get into it.
Speaker 1: It literally just like wasn't good to me. And now
Speaker 1: that I've like settled into my like millennial a little bit,
Speaker 1: It's like funny and I love it.
Speaker 2: Wait, are we gonna be considered millennials?
Speaker 1: No? No, we're like considered gen Z, but we're like
Speaker 1: also considered millennial. We're like literally like right on the cusp.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, like we can kind of claim either one.
Speaker 2: Z rising millennial Cusp.
Speaker 1: Gen Z rising millennial, cuss and Moon. I'm a medium,
Speaker 1: by the way, I a sea.
Speaker 2: Ghosts Oh, I thought you mean like your member was
Speaker 2: a size medium.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm saying I'm a medium. I sea ghost.
Speaker 2: That's new. Did that develop in the past week?
Speaker 1: Yes? On Patreon we should do ah a Weegi board video.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, og board episode, we have one.
Speaker 2: Maybe we speak to your GAMPI.
Speaker 1: And my my mama they will be playing sport game
Speaker 1: and my bug and my brother.
Speaker 2: They'll be playing with each other in a way that
Speaker 2: we sho talk about.
Speaker 5: Wait, any I think you have to do your media
Speaker 5: because it's about to cancel the zoom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about to cancel you canceled.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can.
Speaker 5: Please don't cancel me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just didn't do it.
Speaker 4: My media of the Week is Anything by Adrian Lenker
Speaker 4: Adrian Linker. I don't know how to say her name.
Speaker 4: That whole album songs is really good. I'm just like
Speaker 4: really into the like Sad Sleigh at the moment, also
Speaker 4: Honey by Marine Girls. I'm still listening to a lot
Speaker 4: of baby Father Bubble that song, and then Curvin Light,
Speaker 4: mid Air, Thief Classic and Wandering Star for his Head.
Speaker 2: Those are the songs talking.
Speaker 4: To you guys and honestly you should be grateful. And
Speaker 4: then the only video media just as I watch the
Speaker 4: Abercombie and Bitch documentary and Drew, you should watch that
Speaker 4: because it's actually Drew.
Speaker 2: You look, uh are you frozen there?
Speaker 5: I think you froze for a second, but we could
Speaker 5: hear everything.
Speaker 2: Oh, Drew looked really scary. He was like this.
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 1: Staring into the camera for the entire time on purpose.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you like genuinely were tapped out and
Speaker 2: staring like that. I got so scared.
Speaker 1: Is it about like being bad people? And like all
Speaker 1: their really gnarly shirts that they made and ship, Yes, it.
Speaker 2: Like touches on that.
Speaker 4: It touches on, Like, yeah, it just touches on how
Speaker 4: gnarly Abercombi and Pitch really was.
Speaker 1: It's like it's actually genuinely crazy that Brandy Melville's low
Speaker 1: key just doing the same thing and like no one
Speaker 1: really cares that much.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean, because also what's crazy is like I
Speaker 15: don't know if any civil lawsuits against Brandy Melville, but
Speaker 15: like abercommedy bitch fully experienced, like civil.
Speaker 1: Lawsuits completely one eightied, and like their wardrobe is like
Speaker 1: for men at least, is like literally the most like
Speaker 1: work wear bullshit I've ever seen. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's like, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone else where's the company that still fully exists,
Speaker 4: which is crazy.
Speaker 2: All right, Well I'm gonna go play Fortnite.
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Speaker 1: Why weren't we invited to the Matt Gala Charlie Amelia's
Speaker 1: birthday because we.
Speaker 2: I think we scare her? Like we literally I think.
Speaker 1: We might scare she used our audio. The MLB used
Speaker 1: that audio two your honor, I'm slaying really yeah, the MLB.
Speaker 4: Major League Basketball or Baseball Baseball, same different friends.
Speaker 1: But okay, well we have a minute forty one left.
Speaker 1: So because I am not paying for Zoom, Zoom.
Speaker 15: Is the devil, and Zoom is insane for the people
Speaker 15: are going to pay for this, Like, why do you
Speaker 15: want to talk to somebody.
Speaker 2: For more than twenty minutes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like and all of these meetings can be
Speaker 1: done in an email. I know.
Speaker 2: I've never gone to a Zoom and been like, I'm
Speaker 2: so glad we got on the Zoom. It could have
Speaker 2: been done via free texts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even this, honestly, like, I feel like this was
Speaker 4: like actually a waste.
Speaker 3: Of my time.
Speaker 1: I could have been done in the two tacks.
Speaker 3: Bye.