Speaker 1: Hi, Scott, Hey, what's up? Welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: but Chat.
Speaker 2: This is weird.
Speaker 1: I spit. I feel bad.
Speaker 2: This is very weird. How's the audio? Does it sound okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You sound great?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I had several interviews that I had to do at
Speaker 1: the station for podcasts, and so I'm still here. It
Speaker 1: is what time is it? Five o'clock on a Wednesday?
Speaker 1: And I woke up at four forty five am this morning,
Speaker 1: and here we are.
Speaker 3: We'll say you are dedicated because you stayed to do this.
Speaker 2: You could have just left.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I stayed because I knew that I couldn't go
Speaker 1: home because we only had a limited time frame, and
Speaker 1: I said, no, got to catch Scott while he's hot.
Speaker 1: He stayed true to his word. I have to stay
Speaker 1: true to my word. I've been asking him. I said,
Speaker 1: if you can make time from home, I will do it.
Speaker 1: And you did.
Speaker 2: Good Mill.
Speaker 1: That's what we're here for.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm in the I'm in the middle of folding
Speaker 3: four baskets of laundry. So I took a little break
Speaker 3: from that.
Speaker 1: Fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Good times, good times, you know,
Speaker 3: domestic dad. What can I tell you?
Speaker 1: I'm oh shit, talky mushrooms. What recording in progress? Hey guys,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I forgot to press record on the video.
Speaker 1: But if you're watching it on video now, you just
Speaker 1: caught up to it, so that's cool. Also, the recording
Speaker 1: in progress part came in on the audio track, so
Speaker 1: that's fun too.
Speaker 2: Wait, so do the audio do all that stuff we
Speaker 2: just recorded?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been recording it on vox bro. And I
Speaker 1: know what you're saying. You don't know what vox pro is. Millennial.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and people don't know what that is. It's
Speaker 2: just the recorder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm using the recorder for the audio. And yeah,
Speaker 1: we're all good.
Speaker 3: By the way, you can see, the only plaque that
Speaker 3: I've ever received from the radio station is that one
Speaker 3: that's right behind me with your original iHeartRadio logo from
Speaker 3: like two thousand and I don't know two or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least you got a plaque. Do you
Speaker 1: know how long I've been trying to get a plaque
Speaker 1: for something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what it says.
Speaker 3: It says, Presented to Scotty B thank you for helping
Speaker 3: us make history at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, September twenty third,
Speaker 3: and twenty four, twenty eleven.
Speaker 2: It was the very first one. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me tell you what was great about the
Speaker 3: very first iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaker 1: Sure, go for it.
Speaker 3: So it was my job this before there was all
Speaker 3: kinds of you know, travel people and whatnot. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was my job to book every single contest winner and
Speaker 3: staff to go to Vegas. So I was putting people
Speaker 3: up in hotels and booking flights and I used Expedia
Speaker 3: for everything.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you know how many points?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: I got an entire trip to Cancun for my whole family. Wow,
Speaker 3: of all those points, it was spectacular.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Honestly, I bought in the.
Speaker 3: Day before there was corporate cards and I had to
Speaker 3: put everything on my credit cards.
Speaker 1: I did recently book a trip for the show, but
Speaker 1: I was told I could put on my card and
Speaker 1: then I could get expense for it. And I have
Speaker 1: to tell you that was magical. And yes, I will
Speaker 1: be going back to Japan this October thanks to that way.
Speaker 2: Just letting you know technically, technically you're supposed to pay
Speaker 2: tax and all those points and stuff you received, just saying.
Speaker 1: It, who yeah, please, I don't just say it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hmm.
Speaker 3: Interesting anyway, So this is bold Chat. This is the
Speaker 3: podcast where we just talk about whatever. It's the sister
Speaker 3: podcast to Serial Killers. That's where we eat cereal and
Speaker 3: talk about it. We do that on Mondays and this
Speaker 3: was just whenever we can get one on.
Speaker 1: I am a little confused where I have a question
Speaker 1: because you said you were just doing laundry, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: how do you fold a fitted sheet?
Speaker 3: It's it's it's messy, but you fold it like I
Speaker 3: fold them in. I fold it in in in and
Speaker 3: then I fold it inwards so the elastic things are inside,
Speaker 3: and then I like folded in thirds and then I
Speaker 3: folded in half and that's it.
Speaker 1: See, I'm very confused, and I do it really bad,
Speaker 1: and I know I'm doing something wrong, Like I know
Speaker 1: it's on me. I can never do it, and then
Speaker 1: I just wind up getting really angry. And then I
Speaker 1: just wind up like folding it, folding it, folding it
Speaker 1: like on my arms, almost like wrapping it up, and
Speaker 1: then just shoving it into a drawer. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean there's always wrinkles, but whatever. Hey just want
Speaker 3: to make sure, like, do you think that there's feedback?
Speaker 3: Because our speakers are on and we're not using headphones.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I do this all the
Speaker 1: time and there is no feedback.
Speaker 3: You're all good, perfect, So there is Uh, there's one
Speaker 3: or two things that I wanted to discuss on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Sure, go for it.
Speaker 3: So you aware of this thing the high school kids
Speaker 3: do called assassin huh.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So it's this trend within the last year or two
Speaker 3: where I don't know how long it's been going on,
Speaker 3: but all I know there's an app for it now.
Speaker 3: This organizers the whole thing. So like the entire senior grade,
Speaker 3: if they want to participate, they have to pay in
Speaker 3: I think fifteen dollars ahead, okay, And so they have
Speaker 3: to go around shooting each other with water guns, okay,
Speaker 3: and the last person standing wins like four thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: They win the entire pot.
Speaker 1: So it's like crazy but with water guns.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 3: So they're like chasing each other all over town, and
Speaker 3: they're like hiding in bushes in people's houses. I've seen
Speaker 3: stories on the news. It could be dangerous because you know,
Speaker 3: unsuspecting parents, there's like someone hiding in their bushes with
Speaker 3: something that looks like a gun and could be a
Speaker 3: bad ending.
Speaker 1: I have not heard about this. Yes, I did not
Speaker 1: know the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you have high school kids seniors, you
Speaker 3: probably know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Huh. It's all over the country.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So my daughter's just started today and she came tearing
Speaker 3: ass into the house going, oh my god, they're chasing
Speaker 3: me and slammed the door.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: And there's cars driving up and down the block.
Speaker 1: And are they like once they're inside though.
Speaker 3: Once they're inside, okay, So once they're inside, they're safe.
Speaker 3: And if they're out of the house, they have to
Speaker 3: wear water wings. And if they're wearing these inflatable water wings,
Speaker 3: then they can't be shot. That's their protection. So once
Speaker 3: so like if you go to the gym or something
Speaker 3: like that, you have to wear the water wings and
Speaker 3: you can work out wearing the stupid water wings and
Speaker 3: look like an idiot, but they can't. They can't shoot
Speaker 3: you if you're wearing these inflatable things.
Speaker 1: And how do they or not? What how do they
Speaker 1: know if you're out.
Speaker 3: Because the app, it's all in the app. You have
Speaker 3: to have video proof of you being shot, and then
Speaker 3: the app takes you out so I tech.
Speaker 1: If what I'm hearing is correct, Yeah, this game involves
Speaker 1: water guns. Yes, involves pieces of technology. Yes, involves you
Speaker 1: running around using said piece of technology while squirting a
Speaker 1: water gun.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: How has no one died yet?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean I saw a news
Speaker 3: story where like then the neighbors were concerned that this
Speaker 3: was going on because you know, in some states you
Speaker 3: got to hold your ground thing or whatever, and uh,
Speaker 3: people just shoot.
Speaker 1: So you're thinking that, I'm thinking kids running around with
Speaker 1: their phones while holding a water gun, running into oncoming
Speaker 1: traffic being like I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 2: No, no traffic. This is the suburbs, bro, Like it's.
Speaker 1: People get hit by cars in the suburbs quite frequently.
Speaker 2: It's not like that. So it's okay.
Speaker 3: So your kid like pulls into the driveway and someone's
Speaker 3: hiding out, like behind a tree or something because they
Speaker 3: know you're coming home. They'll a right not go chu
Speaker 3: chu chu chu chu gotcha. And then you're off the
Speaker 3: app and that's it.
Speaker 2: You're out.
Speaker 1: If I know anything about how you are getting scared though,
Speaker 1: you flail and you run around. So if I jumped
Speaker 1: out of a bush with a water gun, you'd go
Speaker 1: and then run around and probably into oncoming traffic and
Speaker 1: not realize it because your brain isn't thinking. I saw
Speaker 1: you throw a phone today. Yes, yeah, that's why I'm
Speaker 1: saying you would run into oncoming traffic.
Speaker 3: There's no traffic here. Yes, live in Jersey City. I
Speaker 3: don't live in the city.
Speaker 1: Traffic I don't live. I don't live near this big city.
Speaker 2: I'm a fumber. My dog walks outside and just strolls
Speaker 2: across the street. I don't worry about traffic here.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you should. You never know what a
Speaker 1: car could be coming down. You know what people are thinking.
Speaker 1: And they're kids that are driving these cars to go
Speaker 1: square people with water guns. They don't have to brain
Speaker 1: cells to think. I know when I was driving at
Speaker 1: that age. You don't think.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I feel like in some instances this
Speaker 2: game could not end well.
Speaker 1: No, I entirely agree with you on that one, like
Speaker 1: without a doubt.
Speaker 3: But it's a thing, and it's currently going on nationwide
Speaker 3: in high school senior really quick assassin assassin high school
Speaker 3: seniors water gun?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you would say today high school student
Speaker 1: in critical condition after controversial senior assassin game may who
Speaker 1: what happened to them after falling off a vehicle he
Speaker 1: reportedly hopped into while playing the controversial water gun game
Speaker 1: See Cars. I told you, Isaac jumped into the back
Speaker 1: of a jeep that began to pull out of a
Speaker 1: driveway in Arlington on April twentieth and hit the ground,
Speaker 1: suffering a severe head injury. That's scary, sdee.
Speaker 3: In my thought process, is kid hiding in bushes? Homeowner
Speaker 3: sees someone in bushes, shoots kid in bushes with real gun.
Speaker 1: A team was arrested. Yeah, geez, who started this? Why
Speaker 1: is hunter assass in the thing? Like? What is this?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I mean, you know, I mean we
Speaker 3: did a lot of dumb things in high school. We
Speaker 3: would have done this. I'm sure we would have done
Speaker 3: this as adults. We're smarter now. But as a senior
Speaker 3: in high school seventeen eighteen years old, this is so
Speaker 3: much fun.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna win money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I guess I told you how we
Speaker 3: plan I told you how we planned the scavenger hunt.
Speaker 2: I mean that was highly illegal. We had terrible things
Speaker 2: on this list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was sure we had like we had like
Speaker 3: urinal cakes and like Taco Bell hot sauce.
Speaker 2: But I mean there was like there was bad stuff
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Someone did get the roadkill though, and we got a
Speaker 3: bag with a squirrel in it.
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know what I would do if
Speaker 1: someone handed me a squirrel. I feel like they got
Speaker 1: ten points, ten points, ten points. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: point scavenger hunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We had a list and everything was point value and
Speaker 3: the worst the things were the higher point value. They
Speaker 3: were like the harder to get, like back in the day. Okay,
Speaker 3: so in the early nineties, if you remember.
Speaker 1: Man rock and roll, you would to get it.
Speaker 2: How old are you in nineteen ninety three?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Pepsi had an ad campaign with Ray Charles
Speaker 3: and it you know who he is.
Speaker 1: Yes, the penis, the penis. Yeah, he played the piano
Speaker 1: and he was a singer.
Speaker 2: He did dance with my pianist. I think he said
Speaker 2: he was a penis.
Speaker 1: Wait, No, he didn't do dance with my father, did he.
Speaker 1: There's that Luther Vandros.
Speaker 2: That's Luther Vandros.
Speaker 3: So Ray Charles, Uh, he was in an ad campaign
Speaker 3: for Pepsi and it was you got.
Speaker 2: The right one, babe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so Taco Bell had these things on the
Speaker 3: door and every time you opened the door, it was
Speaker 3: a pepsi can and it would sing that. So one
Speaker 3: of our things was that and like so someone went
Speaker 3: to Taco Bell, ripped it off the door and ran out,
Speaker 3: and like, that's that's theft. Like we had, we had
Speaker 3: some we had like bad stuff on there. We had
Speaker 3: a license plate from the police car in town and.
Speaker 1: I said that that's theft. Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were hiding out and we were high, not
Speaker 3: in a warehouse with a police scanner and our beepers.
Speaker 2: You know, it was terrible. I can't good.
Speaker 1: Times, good times. You wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3: A bunch of kids got arrested trying to take the
Speaker 3: f off the photo mat booth in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: Photo you would not know what time with that slack.
Speaker 2: What's photo mat?
Speaker 1: Photo mat? You would have get it? Parking line, There's
Speaker 1: no such things. You don't know what that is exactly? Well,
Speaker 1: I know how to do.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'll give you twenty bucks if you tell me
Speaker 2: what a photo mat is.
Speaker 1: It was the place in the parking lot that you
Speaker 1: could drop your photos off to to get developed.
Speaker 2: Okay, what color was it?
Speaker 1: Blue? And yellow?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I owe you twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so they were standing on top of the car
Speaker 3: ripping the f off the sign and they got arrested,
Speaker 3: so we high tailed it out of there.
Speaker 1: Wow, high tail. We never got in trouble ever.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: Okay except for.
Speaker 2: The locker, you know, but that's another story.
Speaker 1: Go on, ready, I'm gonna watch this. Watch it. I
Speaker 1: can do one two three? Oh no, I didn't do
Speaker 1: it right? Oops?
Speaker 2: Is a break? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I don't want to know. How do
Speaker 1: I play this over the thing? I hope that wasn't
Speaker 1: playing commercial break music over your story because that would
Speaker 1: actually be hysterical.
Speaker 2: Oh so funny, it would be.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see does this work?
Speaker 2: Can we just say we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: No, I can do this. I can do this, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you are a strong confident person. No, it's not coming
Speaker 1: in through there. Hold on, oh there it is, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on wait, I think I did it one two three, Bro.
Speaker 2: No one wants to listen to this.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I went to commercial.
Speaker 2: We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Damn D D D I thought I played the commercial
Speaker 1: music o. Wait, sorry, it's commercial ed.
Speaker 2: We're bad, We're back. Why do you?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Can we get a logo on that screen as one
Speaker 2: of the flipper things?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: Let's do that great because right now it says Elvis
Speaker 3: Duran in the morning show. I know, like I should
Speaker 3: say bull Chat.
Speaker 1: Yeah I can. I mean, I have to make the
Speaker 1: logo for it. This way, it goes on the TV.
Speaker 1: We have a logo, yeah, I have to make it
Speaker 1: sized for the TV. And I want a mic flag
Speaker 1: also for here. We can order a mic flag. If
Speaker 1: you want a mic flag.
Speaker 2: You have them for every other podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't. Actually I get them ordered for me and
Speaker 1: then I just hold on to them. I haven't ordered
Speaker 1: a single mic flag.
Speaker 3: Okay, well let me we should have some ordered. And
Speaker 3: also yours is upside down? Looks dumb? Well, I mean
Speaker 3: we'll put that on there. They know nothing about life,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something that would never fly my school.
Speaker 2: No, I'm old school.
Speaker 1: Oh, at school, we used to do things right, Street
Speaker 1: Team everything. That's how I was brought up due, that's
Speaker 1: how I was drought in this business. Everything right, everything straight,
Speaker 1: double check it. Wow.
Speaker 3: Know they don't make straight you know, I just said,
Speaker 3: you know, I wish you could hit me from there,
Speaker 3: virtual hit. I virtually slapped you. You know what drives
Speaker 3: me crazy. So I'll go to venture Land with my kid.
Speaker 3: You know, some radio station will be there, you know,
Speaker 3: doing an appearance at the park, and they hang up
Speaker 3: you know, the disposable plastic banners on the fence. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they'll use the cable ties zip ties, yea, And
Speaker 3: they'll put it up and zip it, but they'll leave
Speaker 3: the big piece hang it off. You're supposed to snip it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks so dumb.
Speaker 1: You'll never get it. You never get a kid.
Speaker 3: Nobody takes pride in their work anymore. That's the problem nowadays.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. You're never gonna make it
Speaker 1: in this industry if you don't seven dollars. I mean
Speaker 1: it's seven dollars and twenty five cents an hour.
Speaker 2: But I cared.
Speaker 1: I know it's hysterical.
Speaker 2: What year was that, ninety seven?
Speaker 1: Guess what the minimum wage is? Steal the same, No
Speaker 1: it isn't. It's double Oh it's fifteen dollars now. But
Speaker 1: I feel like in some states it's not.
Speaker 2: I think it's mostly fifteen is.
Speaker 1: What's national minimum wage?
Speaker 2: I don't think there's any such thing as national. It's
Speaker 2: all states.
Speaker 1: Why is the state figuring that out? Well, federal minimum
Speaker 1: wage in the United States is seven dollars and twenty
Speaker 1: five cents per hour.
Speaker 3: Shut up, Yeah, well what does that mean though? If
Speaker 3: you have a federal job.
Speaker 1: Let's see the federal minimum wage.
Speaker 2: Your mic sounds like crap, you're popping.
Speaker 1: I'm popping.
Speaker 2: You cut out a little bit, but it's okay. But yeah, no,
Speaker 2: this minimum wage goes to state by state.
Speaker 3: And then don't get me started about like the service industry,
Speaker 3: where they're allowed to pay them like two dollars an
Speaker 3: hour and everything else's tips. Like my daughter worked at
Speaker 3: a camp over the summer. I think she made like
Speaker 3: a dollar and a quarter an hour and had to
Speaker 3: rely on tips. That's such bs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole tip thing I don't really get. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was only a server for two days before they
Speaker 1: realized that I was scamming them.
Speaker 2: What did you do stealing food?
Speaker 1: I said that I was going to, oh.
Speaker 2: You can't do two things at once, millennial talk.
Speaker 1: All right, I was everyone else was a server a
Speaker 1: cheat Burger Cheatburger, and I was not a server, so
Speaker 1: I got jealous that everybody else was had like jobs,
Speaker 1: and all I did was caddy for my dad during
Speaker 1: the summer, so like I didn't work during the school year.
Speaker 1: But now everybody else was working, So then when I
Speaker 1: wanted to have plans, nobody else could have plans because
Speaker 1: they were all working. So then I was like, I
Speaker 1: can get a job too, And so then I started
Speaker 1: working at coup It was the Japanese restaurant that had
Speaker 1: just opened, and I was like, uh, yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: a server. I worked at a deli like that was
Speaker 1: my other experience. I was a deli worker at Campubello's.
Speaker 1: It was a great job. Loved that job. I love work.
Speaker 1: Playing with the register it was so much fun. Anyway,
Speaker 1: fast forward, it's my first time as a server and
Speaker 1: I had never done it before, even though I said
Speaker 1: I had. And then I started panicking and I just
Speaker 1: remember going to the kitchen with the order and being
Speaker 1: like what am I doing. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: put the orders into the system. I'm so lost. And
Speaker 1: then the worst part, I think the part that like
Speaker 1: probably definitely somebody complained about that got me off of
Speaker 1: that job. When I was putting the soup down, my
Speaker 1: finger was in the soup, like for sure, Like I
Speaker 1: was putting the soup the Miso soups on the table
Speaker 1: and I'm ninety nine percent sure my finger was in
Speaker 1: the soup.
Speaker 3: And I was like, eh, sorry, Well, I mean it
Speaker 3: happens all the time, but you just don't see it normally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the back of the house stuff was
Speaker 1: going on, don't I don't ask any questions.
Speaker 3: Also, by the way, I totally picture your dad is
Speaker 3: like Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack.
Speaker 2: I know you have no idea what that means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, sorry. I was a good caddy though I
Speaker 1: was good. I was the youngest caddie, Like I started
Speaker 1: in my freshman year of high school college. Yeah, high school.
Speaker 1: So I was like fourteen with like his giant golf
Speaker 1: bag on my shoulders, being like running through the golf
Speaker 1: course every weekend, and I always wanted it to rain.
Speaker 1: My dad would golf rainer shine, And I was his
Speaker 1: caddy when he had first first started golf. So this
Speaker 1: is like he sucked so bad at golf and I'm
Speaker 1: all fourteen years of me running around looking for a ball,
Speaker 1: like what the hell am I doing? Like I ac
Speaker 1: shouldn't be here. The other guys who Caddy are all
Speaker 1: former teachers, who's like a college kid, and then there's
Speaker 1: me being like, yeah, he hit the ball. I don't
Speaker 1: know where it went. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I think they all hated me, But I got better
Speaker 1: over the years. I will say.
Speaker 3: You know, Caddy Shock is the first movie that I
Speaker 3: ever saw boobs in that mine was Airplane. Oh yeah, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's why she ran up and down the aisle.
Speaker 1: Yeah ah, no, she just runs across the.
Speaker 2: Screen right in the airplane though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she just runs across the screen. She's not
Speaker 1: running up and down the aisle naked.
Speaker 2: Oh I saw I That's what I was.
Speaker 1: Just that seared into the sprain the same way. I'm
Speaker 1: sure the Caddy Shack scene is for you.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: And it was a camp too, I was. It was
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty six and I was eleven years old. I mean,
Speaker 3: of course I had seen them in you know, magazines before,
Speaker 3: because my dad used to hide them in the bathroom
Speaker 3: and I would climb up when they weren't home, and
Speaker 3: I would go way in the back and grab the
Speaker 3: playboys that he had in there. But that was the
Speaker 3: first time I ever saw them moving like on screen.
Speaker 2: I was eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I remember Airplane and just I
Speaker 1: was it on dvd. I had to have been on dvd,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And I just remember we were all
Speaker 1: watching and I was like what eight or nine at
Speaker 1: the time and just being like, wow, that's something.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody remembers their first pair. I guess you know. Oh,
Speaker 2: I just said it again. How do I need? That's
Speaker 2: a crutch? I don't like.
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta stop. How do I stop saying that?
Speaker 3: I don't know it just it just came out of nowhere,
Speaker 3: like bite.
Speaker 1: Your tongue or something. Every time you say it. I
Speaker 1: guess I really there's another that I have to drive home, like,
Speaker 1: or not drive home. I hate that I have to
Speaker 1: take a train home.
Speaker 2: But you want to take a train home at this time?
Speaker 1: I know. It's just like I don't wanna by er
Speaker 1: just sneezed, oh so soy.
Speaker 2: I would give him a cookie, but I don't know
Speaker 2: where the Oh no, I'm sorry, I said the wrong word.
Speaker 1: The way he popped up is so cute.
Speaker 2: Did you see it. Yeah, there, here's oh here they are.
Speaker 1: You literally shut up and was like, hey, did you
Speaker 1: say the magic word?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, they have those keywords, you know. Here you go,
Speaker 2: good boy.
Speaker 3: So another uh viral trend that I saw that is
Speaker 3: kind of shocking to me, although we probably would have
Speaker 3: done it too. It's the kool Aid Challenge. Have you
Speaker 3: heard about that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the kool Aid Challenge is a bunch of
Speaker 2: idiot kids.
Speaker 3: They like run through people's fences and they go, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and they just run through and they break people's like
Speaker 3: you know the PVC white vinyl fencing. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 3: they just they all run through it. Look that up.
Speaker 3: Look look up kool Ai challenge. And there's a bunch
Speaker 3: of news stories because these kids are destroying people's fences.
Speaker 1: Are those things easy to break? I feel like they're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just panel. Yeah, they're just they're individual panels
Speaker 3: that are within the posts, and yeah that's why, like
Speaker 3: when it's windy and stuff, they'll just break out.
Speaker 1: I just saw her not seeing any kids in trouble.
Speaker 1: I just saw not any kids in trouble. Kids are
Speaker 1: in trouble, but I'm not seeing any you know, injuries.
Speaker 2: No, not injuries, but they're damaging people's property.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'd be pissed.
Speaker 3: Like seven kids ran through one guy's fences, the whole
Speaker 3: thing out.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Why are kids so stupid?
Speaker 2: Now, I mean we were also stupid, but nobody recorded it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, why would you film yourself doing an illegal act?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean I have some illegal acts on video, but
Speaker 3: I mean it's on a VHS tape that no one
Speaker 3: could ever possibly see because it's it's about to not
Speaker 3: work anymore.
Speaker 1: Trust me. And if your viral things that you're saying
Speaker 1: the bad things are throwing watermelons that it's perfectly legal
Speaker 1: on a highway, an empty highway.
Speaker 2: It's not really.
Speaker 1: Throwing a watermelon out of your car when no other
Speaker 1: cars are around and driving like seventy five miles per
Speaker 1: hour is stupid more than it is.
Speaker 2: It's both speeding and littering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but okay, no, it's at least a watermelon.
Speaker 2: Like, it doesn't matter. It's discussion come up before. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: If it's biodegradable, it's still you can't throw stuff out
Speaker 3: your window.
Speaker 1: For sure, but it's not like the way that it
Speaker 1: was pitched originally was like and we do it at
Speaker 1: the window, but it didn't get thrown out the window
Speaker 1: into another car. You waited until nobody else was around
Speaker 1: to do it, and.
Speaker 2: Then we went back and ran it over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did really stupid things in the woods behind
Speaker 1: our house. We used to light axe cans on fire
Speaker 1: in the woods.
Speaker 2: Are we fires?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: We totally live? We are, so we totally lit fires too.
Speaker 1: It's so dumb, like in hindsight, like so dumb, like
Speaker 1: so stupid, so potentially dangerous. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: hell I was thinking.
Speaker 3: We would put balloons like full of shaving cream and
Speaker 3: goo and shampoo like in the road and cars would
Speaker 3: run it over and it would splat everywhere.
Speaker 2: That so fun. Stuff like that shampoo, Yeah, you don't
Speaker 2: get it mark Man Flex shampoo, remember that fla ninety
Speaker 2: nine cents a bottle.
Speaker 1: Prel Yeah, nobody understands. That was the real time to
Speaker 1: be edgy. You thought the sixties and seventies were bad, No,
Speaker 1: it was the nineties man grenge Mania.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I went to the flea market in the Poconos,
Speaker 3: the Pocono bizarre, and you could buy fireworks and stuff there.
Speaker 3: So I would buy pineapples and M eighties and stuff
Speaker 3: like that and bring it home and we'd you know,
Speaker 3: blow up like sauce jars and things in the fields.
Speaker 1: So cute, man, M eighties everything you wish.
Speaker 3: I have pictures of that. That that is not video,
Speaker 3: but I have pictures. I'm so sure there was this
Speaker 3: little sham like in the fields way back. The police
Speaker 3: used to keep their files in there, but then they
Speaker 3: abandoned it and just locked it up. So we would go,
Speaker 3: you know, break jars of mayo on the door and
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So much fun, so cool. That's awesome, man, you were
Speaker 1: really radical, really living it out. Wow, I look up
Speaker 1: to you. Man, that's cool.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find a picture and we need to post
Speaker 3: it somewhere for sure.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 3: It's me and my like bleached jean shorts with a
Speaker 3: police scanner hanging off the back of me throwing a
Speaker 3: bottle of ketchup on a door.
Speaker 2: So much fun. Whoa, Yeah, we were a hardcore.
Speaker 1: Well I would thank god they didn't film that. Man,
Speaker 1: that's like at least fifteen years to life for that crime.
Speaker 1: So cool. Mean, while you have kids nowadays literally running
Speaker 1: through fences and wrecking property, Like, yeah, it was way
Speaker 1: crazy back in my days. Well, that's a bottle.
Speaker 2: We used quarter sticks of dynamite and blew things up.
Speaker 1: Quarter sticks of dynamite. Yeah, where did you even get dynamite?
Speaker 1: How would is one procure dynamite?
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's called a quarterstick.
Speaker 3: Was like an M A D or an or pine
Speaker 3: or I don't know if it was a pineapple or
Speaker 3: some other number. But we got them under the table
Speaker 3: at the flea market. Who you got your jumping Jackson
Speaker 3: bottle rockets, but then under the table you got the
Speaker 3: good stuff. I always got nervous transporting into the car.
Speaker 2: You know. I was in the back of my parents
Speaker 2: were in the front. Was like got an eighties.
Speaker 3: And they didn't know what if what if it explodes
Speaker 3: in the car because you know, my dad had gas
Speaker 3: cans in the trunks.
Speaker 2: I was always nervous.
Speaker 1: How about it have lit?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I was always scared to be always,
Speaker 3: I was always nervous and scared of things.
Speaker 1: That was like gas cans or when you if you
Speaker 1: left your gas thing open. Yes, I turned my car
Speaker 1: off the I drove my sister's car up to Connecticut
Speaker 1: to for a concert and I shut the car off
Speaker 1: to get gas and the person who I was in
Speaker 1: the car with was like, you shut your car off
Speaker 1: to get gas. I'm like, hey, yeah, yeah, I need to.
Speaker 1: They're like, law, you really don't, because that's like when
Speaker 1: the cars used to put the thing in and it
Speaker 1: could have sparked. They stopped that. Now like, that's not
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 2: Yes it is.
Speaker 3: They said, no, it's stupid. That's why it's still a law.
Speaker 3: And I followed rules.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. We just that's a pivot. That
Speaker 1: is a hard pivot. You just went from no we
Speaker 1: used to do I legal man under the table fire crackers, to.
Speaker 3: Now be like as an adult, as an adult, as
Speaker 3: an adult, I follow rules.
Speaker 1: Gas or turn car off at gas.
Speaker 2: Station law yes, very dangerous, no smoking, and shut motor.
Speaker 1: There is no specific law that forbids turning off your
Speaker 1: car at a gas station. It's highly recommended and generally
Speaker 1: considered safe to do.
Speaker 2: So I'll take a picture of the sign.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe every state is different, because here it's
Speaker 3: an ordinance and it even has the ordinance number on it.
Speaker 3: I'll take a picture can self serve Island. You guys
Speaker 3: in Jersey, maybe it's different with.
Speaker 1: There's no specific law in New York requiring you to
Speaker 1: turn off your car when pumping gas.
Speaker 2: I'll take a picture.
Speaker 1: Both stations have a sign advising you to do so
Speaker 1: for safety reasons. Yeah, it's generally considered best practice, but
Speaker 1: there is no specific law.
Speaker 2: Explosions, bro explosions.
Speaker 1: Static electricity, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be careful with that gas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I trust me. I'm not trying to test it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have a Zoomlander incident.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: You never saw Zoolander? No, listen, I can't really talk.
Speaker 1: I have only ever watched it a handful of times.
Speaker 3: Was Zoolander the movie that came out like the week
Speaker 3: of September eleventh in two thousand and one, Yes, it
Speaker 3: was all kinds of promotion for it, and then just
Speaker 3: nothing happened because no one yes went to see it.
Speaker 1: It was that it was that week.
Speaker 2: It was. I remember all the taxi ads and stuff.
Speaker 1: I remember we bought the DVD of it afterwards, and
Speaker 1: that's when we watched it because nobody saw it in theaters.
Speaker 1: At the time for obvious reasons.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so all right, well, hey man, we got
Speaker 2: a good half hour in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel we ended on a morbid note.
Speaker 2: But here we are. You are you going home now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And it should take peloton. You used to get
Speaker 1: on the peloton, do a cycle class and then have dinner.
Speaker 2: We should have recorded this from you on the peloton.
Speaker 1: No, nobody should see that. I'm convinced somebody is, Like
Speaker 1: I put my peloton right in the window, So I'm
Speaker 1: convinced that somebody is gonna like upload video of me
Speaker 1: on that thing, and when that happens, I will not
Speaker 1: be seen for years, like You're gonna be like Andrew
Speaker 1: used to work here. No, Andrew was gone, he's gone missing,
Speaker 1: he lives in Timbucks Because then that video comes out
Speaker 1: of me on the bike, like yeah, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: Well what what what's what's across the way from you?
Speaker 1: Like, what do you an apartment? Oh so if somebody
Speaker 1: and they see me like up on my feet doing
Speaker 1: like the the little aerobics on the bike, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: feel so stupid.
Speaker 2: I would totally record that.
Speaker 1: I know it's prime filmable and if anybody, if if
Speaker 1: you aren't in Jersey City on a specific street and
Speaker 1: you look up and you see someone on a Peloton bike,
Speaker 1: do not film them because it's me and I am
Speaker 1: enjoying myself on this bike. I do not need to
Speaker 1: be shamed off of this bike.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Andrew, I see the results are positive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, down six pounds, baby, good for you, Thank you
Speaker 1: love the Peloton.
Speaker 2: Well anyway, thank you so much for listening to bul Chaz.
Speaker 2: This is one.
Speaker 1: Other thing I would just like to quickly mention about that.
Speaker 1: What I was so excited because the Peloton membership was
Speaker 1: included in on my insurance. What it was a benefit
Speaker 1: that iHeart gave us where it's usually forty four bucks
Speaker 1: a month and you could get it for twenty bucks
Speaker 1: a month. And here I was paying twenty bucks a
Speaker 1: month and was like, this is amazing. Do you know
Speaker 1: they just went They were like, yeah, that benefits ended,
Speaker 1: So now I have to pay forty four bucks a
Speaker 1: month for this damn thing.
Speaker 2: Wait where are all these benefits? How come I don't
Speaker 2: know about them?
Speaker 1: You have to go on your on the HR for
Speaker 1: you check all this stuff. You know, we get discount
Speaker 1: tickets at Disney, you know, we get like what hotels everything? Yeah? What,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you you really should look into your
Speaker 1: insurance benefits. I did, and there's a lot of things.
Speaker 3: That I got for free, but I don't have I
Speaker 3: don't know. It's technical, like I'm not am I. I
Speaker 3: guess I'm an employee, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, Scott, you are an employee thirty years next month?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Wow sick bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, at least I get a plaque. You got
Speaker 2: a black plack.
Speaker 1: I don't. I haven't gotten a platform anything, plaque, nothing,
Speaker 1: the heart I didn't get on for I didn't get
Speaker 1: submit me, I get nowhere.
Speaker 2: I didn't get one for twenty five I got nothing.
Speaker 2: I see Abby just got one for a year.
Speaker 1: No, he won that. They gave her like the best
Speaker 1: new Hire award.
Speaker 2: Oh she won a plaque.
Speaker 1: Yes, and let me tell you something. I nominated several
Speaker 1: people for the other one. O.
Speaker 2: Wait, I got this one?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: The Standing Ovation Award in twenty twenty?
Speaker 1: Cool? So excited? You got something else?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, this was because because of COVID we were
Speaker 3: all the three of us.
Speaker 1: Weach got one. Nice yeah, and Nate smashed his. I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten a single thing ever from this company. Ever,
Speaker 1: the only, the only other big thing. I got my
Speaker 1: at five point thirty on a damn Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Well, they're not asking you to do that.
Speaker 1: Well, listen the amount of things that I do extra
Speaker 1: for people, you'd think one of them would be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he deserves something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I see these things. These have meaning to me.
Speaker 2: I like these things.
Speaker 1: It would mean a lot to me too, So I
Speaker 1: wish I would get one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one. That's it. I got twenty eleven
Speaker 2: and twenty twenty. That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, I think I have an old Zootopia one down
Speaker 2: in the basement. But I please.
Speaker 3: Anyway, thank you for listening to bowl Chat. Check out
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: and I have to make a phone call this week.
Speaker 3: I think, oh, can you respond to that email? I can,
Speaker 3: but I don't know what time is good for you
Speaker 3: and or me. So you tell me what time is
Speaker 3: good for you and I'll respond.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that tomorrow. Okay, all right, buddy.
Speaker 1: Well it was really great seeing you all. I don't
Speaker 1: have anything to do the clin.
Speaker 3: I don't have a spoon in here. But until we
Speaker 3: see you next time, say clink, Andrew, clink clink.
Speaker 1: That was sad. That was really sad.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to disconnect. What do I do?
Speaker 1: Okay, bye bye,