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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. O Ni Glazers, here's Nikki. Hello

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Speaker 1: here I am, I'm Nikki. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Good

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Speaker 1: Wednesday to you all. Um, I'm here with Andrew Collin

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Speaker 1: in St. Louis. Noah is in Arizona. What's up Noah? Um, Guys,

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Speaker 1: people like don't believe that I live in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: It's been the funniest phenomenon of like doing press for

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Speaker 1: this show, Welcome back, Nicki Glazer, because the whole all

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Speaker 1: the precess about how I moved back to St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: There's a reality show and then afterwards these like you know,

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Speaker 1: people like the Kelly Clarksons, the Doctor Phils, the Caitlin Bristows,

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Speaker 1: like these aren't the people that actually said it, but

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Speaker 1: like that, you know, the people interviewing me off air

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Speaker 1: will go so where do you live now? And I

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Speaker 1: go St Louis Like like almost like were you not

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Speaker 1: listening to the interview? Like did you do the j

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Speaker 1: Leno thing? Jay Leno Notory Sleep had this moment where

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Speaker 1: he interviewed a celebrity and then saw them in the

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Speaker 1: parking lot less than an hour later, and they say

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Speaker 1: goodbye and he didn't remember who they were or interviewing

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Speaker 1: them because he's so just like in a different world

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Speaker 1: when he's interviewing. But that's not the case with these

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Speaker 1: It's that everyone thinks reality shows are fake, so they

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Speaker 1: think that this was just last yesterday. I did Lady

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Speaker 1: Gang podcast and Keltie from that was like, I thought

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Speaker 1: you were a genius when I saw this. She just

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Speaker 1: came up with this idea. But you know, girl moves

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Speaker 1: back home, which honestly is a great idea. It's something

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Speaker 1: celebrities would do to create a show. And she was like,

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Speaker 1: and then I watched it, and then I looked into it.

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Speaker 1: I go, she's actually like at home, Like there's actually

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Speaker 1: footage of her with her parents, like currently, like did

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Speaker 1: she pull a Highlie Jenner and like like back up

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Speaker 1: this footage so that she could have it for when

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Speaker 1: she went away to her stuff, you know, and no,

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Speaker 1: but it's just so funny. It keeps happening where people

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Speaker 1: after an interview will go, where are you living now?

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Speaker 1: And I just like, you had your parents buy that house,

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Speaker 1: build it years ago. For today somebody wrote me and goes,

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Speaker 1: why don't you pay your parents about her house? Because

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Speaker 1: that house is dope. Also, the house is two stories

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Speaker 1: from the back, bitch, oh from the back. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a ramp style on the front, but on the

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Speaker 1: back it has it like a mullet of a house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like built into a hill. It is a bullet house.

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Speaker 1: That house and the best perfect house to me, Like

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Speaker 1: if I would actually own a house, it's so fucking comfortable.

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Speaker 1: It's like a couch. The house is a nice couch.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's what would here, but but

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Speaker 1: I do love that house and it has cool design

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Speaker 1: in it. They've spent a lot of time like making

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Speaker 1: it look cool. It was just like, yeah, why don't

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Speaker 1: you get her one of those houses in Vegas that

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Speaker 1: are made out of ceramic. Yeah, that would be the one,

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Speaker 1: and with a waterfall pool. And I'm not that rich,

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Speaker 1: we'll get richer like my mom a house rich. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess I am, But like then it would I'm

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Speaker 1: saving up for when they get cancer. Yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: rather spend my money on that. Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't rather, but like it going will happen, Like people

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Speaker 1: in my life gonna get sick, and I want them

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Speaker 1: to feel okay when they get sick that they don't

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Speaker 1: have to stress out. I've said this before. When you

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Speaker 1: get sick, the bills that you have, that you accrue

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Speaker 1: when you're treating the illness give you so much stress

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Speaker 1: that your cancer, whatever it is, gets worse. And if

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Speaker 1: you were to get cancer and like know that it

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Speaker 1: was all taken care of, like you know, living in

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Speaker 1: Sweden or somewhere where they take care of that stuff,

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Speaker 1: we would have less illness. Because people stress causes illness,

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Speaker 1: but stress over paying medical bills. It's just also fucked

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Speaker 1: our country, so fucked. Buy a house for your mom,

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Speaker 1: like late cancer, so then you get you get the house,

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Speaker 1: you know you can don't even have to move into

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Speaker 1: the master just you know what I mean, Oh, buy

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Speaker 1: my mom cancer I could buy I can't cancer. Buy

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Speaker 1: your parents a house when they're the way I did

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Speaker 1: buy the cancer. I buy them you know, pizza from

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Speaker 1: Emos all the time. People that like I just anyone

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Speaker 1: giving me any kind of ship about anything. I like

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Speaker 1: you literally ingest animals who are suffering, whose whole lives

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Speaker 1: are stress, who are like eating ship living in shit

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Speaker 1: because you you you know, if you if you eat

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Speaker 1: a ballpark hot dog. Sorry, you're eating cancer. That is

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Speaker 1: like something that will cause something in your body later on.

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Speaker 1: I don't eat that ship. I don't think I'm better

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Speaker 1: than you because I don't. But you don't get to

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Speaker 1: I'm using in my makeup that's just on my skin.

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Speaker 1: You're actually swallowing and letting it in you. I'm just

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Speaker 1: letting it like hang out with me. It's like cancer's

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Speaker 1: date raping me. But you're getting like attacked and shoved

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Speaker 1: into a bush. Not that there's any difference between those. God,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you, know what I mean. Like, I'm

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Speaker 1: just like casually dating cancer and you're letting you're letting

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Speaker 1: it fun you and you're letting it in you. So no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you know, no, get lecture me. But maybe a vegetarian

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Speaker 1: told you to buy your mom's a house. Vegetarians still

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Speaker 1: are eating processed sheep vegan. Yeah, well I don't. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying there's nothing. I just don't listen. I lecture

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Speaker 1: people all the time. They doth protest too much. Nick,

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing crocs right now. I got crocs. I am

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Speaker 1: obsessed with crocs, but they look so bad and I

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Speaker 1: have boots on. Did you just get those? Ye, Taylor Stitch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they hooked it up nice. I love them, but I

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Speaker 1: guess most vegan friendly shoes. I don't care. Um are

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Speaker 1: they comfortable? I gotta get used to him. I think

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Speaker 1: there's a It's like, I'm sure Ronald McDonald didn't love

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Speaker 1: his shoes the first day he put them on. But

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Speaker 1: their money maker. That what inspired you to go to boots?

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Speaker 1: Who marketmor in? Hep seeing his feet a lot's feet,

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Speaker 1: his feet, his feet, his feed, his feet on his feet.

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Speaker 1: I just know that he rocks really cool boots and

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Speaker 1: he has cool good He's a cool guy. Yes, he

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Speaker 1: cool like older and cool. He always has like he

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Speaker 1: has a look. I think he has good taste, so

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Speaker 1: it doesn't probably doesn't need to try. But like some

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Speaker 1: people that just have good taste, so it looks like

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Speaker 1: they have stumbled into that taste. Like if you look,

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Speaker 1: there's a I actually sent him Twitter he has at

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Speaker 1: the comic strip on the Upper east Side. He's wearing

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Speaker 1: like a comically maybe it's for effect, but he just

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Speaker 1: looks like the nerdiest like you setn't do him on Twitter? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Does he want? You know? This was years ago? This

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Speaker 1: is like him? And uh he also is a man

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, might as well copy is? Look

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Speaker 1: that makes sense? Like I often do the same thing

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh that is a good Like it's easier

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Speaker 1: to picture myself and what they're wearing, and so it's

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Speaker 1: easier to rip off with their fashion. I just know

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Speaker 1: that I'm not Ah, I would love to be a

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Speaker 1: guy that wears these loud colors and like it's kind

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Speaker 1: Mark Maron very subdued. You know, you look like Anthony

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Speaker 1: Mark Bourdaine was buried in today, like you go you

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Speaker 1: are you are habitual. There's there's a word that comes

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Speaker 1: to mind when I think of you. You are impulsive. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not compulse of impulsive. Yes, do you know the difference?

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Speaker 1: Last night and three in the morning, I bought another

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Speaker 1: pair of boots because now I'm a boot guy? And twice,

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Speaker 1: why do you need another pair? Because I don't like

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Speaker 1: how these are light on the bottom. I wanted one

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Speaker 1: bought some new Um. I love my Adidas high tops

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Speaker 1: that I got. I stole that idea from Jen, my assistant,

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Speaker 1: who um just they're They're so cool. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: They look good with you get more compliments. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. I know you because these are peacocking. These

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Speaker 1: what are you wearing? And then you then you go

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Speaker 1: I like them, and then you're confident we want to

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Speaker 1: fuck you because crocs. Yes, and I got them from

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Speaker 1: Alex Bordy. I think these are both I know no,

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Speaker 1: I knew no it would park up Alex Borty yok

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Speaker 1: because it's so Russian. But he is one of the

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Speaker 1: most beautiful men everybody made. It's crazy. He came to

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Speaker 1: just he's a model, you know, he's like that beautiful.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know, he's a guy that was on

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Speaker 1: um Bachelorette. I forget which season, maybe Caitlin's, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: and um, he brought me at this time. He was like,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know. What's Florida like one

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Speaker 1: of those shirts with like a bikini painted on it.

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to think of something, like I'll

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Speaker 1: think of something. And then and I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, he's gonna bring me something like heavy, Like

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Speaker 1: I don't I pack my bags for the road and

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Speaker 1: each one of my bags is always forty nine point

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Speaker 1: five pounds. I'm an expert at having no room in

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Speaker 1: my suitcase for literally anything else or I'm gonna be charged.

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Speaker 1: So when people bring me gifts, always like please be

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Speaker 1: the be light and um, and he brought me crocs,

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Speaker 1: which are the lightest gift you can give. And I

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Speaker 1: had this whole bit about crocs that night that I

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Speaker 1: he didn't know about. So it was just like so serendipitous.

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Speaker 1: He looked up my shoe size on wicky feet, got

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Speaker 1: it right. And I have never been I always thought

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Speaker 1: crocs your feet we have the same, yes, kind of

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Speaker 1: yours is a little bit bigger. But these crocs, I

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Speaker 1: thought crocs would be like sweaty because they're like I

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Speaker 1: just I'm like, why would you want like your wet,

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Speaker 1: sweaty feet in this like rubbery. But there's something about

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Speaker 1: that it was gonna be that they were gonna send

423
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,719
Speaker 1: Nancy Kerrigan a like a death threat because Tanya had

424
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: gotten a death threat and her boyfriend saw how much

425
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: it threw ton on the ice to get a death

426
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,239
Speaker 1: threat just from some rando, you know, the kind like

427
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: I have gotten in my life that throw you. So

428
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 1: they were just going to do a death threat and

429
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, one of these goons takes

430
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 1: it upon himself to go, no, we're gonna go We're

431
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: gonna hit her with a crowbar and the knee. It's

432
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: like and Antanya didn't even know it was related to

433
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 1: them or anything. I mean, it was one of the

434
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 1: dumbest criminal movie Reynolds seen him millions of times. Ryan Reynolds,

435
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: Blake Lively gorgeous worked out next to both of them. Yeah,

436
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: you did. When I was a dog walker, I got

437
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: access to the just smiling at each other and like

438
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: laughing the whole time. Their relationships seems so healthy. They

439
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: had a trainer, the red carpet. They seemed very like

440
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: professional in whatever they do. Like everything seems orchestrated. I

441
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: just saw a picture of nice but like also like

442
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: they're the most famous couple ever, so they're very carpet

443
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: like gazing at each other with bringing each other's ear.

444
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: It's like it's all performative, y'all. Like there, don't compare

445
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: your relationship to them. You would be doing the same

446
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: thing if you had publicist saying like, you guys need

447
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: to look like a healthy marriage. I'm not saying they

448
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 1: don't have a healthy marriage. It's all fake though. Well,

449
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: and they're looking at me weird because they probably see

450
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: me as the dog walker who's in the million million

451
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: dollars he's using of access to the gym. Well, you're

452
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: practicing walking. Yeah, it was on the treadmill. Yeah, doing

453
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:34,199
Speaker 1: squats to pick up dogship practice your style. Eventually they

454
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: took the card back from me. Uh, the owners, Yeah,

455
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: they were like, no, have Carblange. And then they're like,

456
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: I think Ryan Reynolds hates you. Um, yeah, he's gorgeous,

457
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: but I just thought this picture gorgeous. Yeah, I just

458
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: read too much about him, not the nice stuff that

459
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: I'm just like, none of almost walked his dog. Remember

460
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,239
Speaker 1: I had the interview with his assistant. Yeah, like an

461
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 1: hour long interview, and they told me that Yeah, where

462
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: were the what were they ask you? It was in

463
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 1: a secret room about forty ft underground one of the subway. Yeah,

464
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: the dog was there wearing glasses going what do you

465
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: what do you see in my ship? I don't know, man, yeah, doc, no,

466
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: no there. I met with the assistant, who was very

467
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: professional about this, like, you know, I get it, like

468
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: you can't have random dudes in Jake Jillen Hall's house

469
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: and she probably saw that I'd probably smell his underwear

470
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: or something that you're a comedian and like, oh, you

471
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,959
Speaker 1: might talk about this or something, which I'm doing. So

472
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: they told me the one thing that was the funniest

473
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: part of the interview is she said that, uh, Jake's

474
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: dog likes to um walk around Soho and loves the

475
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: shops for three hours. And I go, I don't, I

476
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: don't know if this is you know, I've never gone

477
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: in product. I'm not gonna it's waiting for that dog

478
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: because they know that its owner is has a lot

479
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: of money to spend a good celebrity. So they're like,

480
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: we love this dog. And then the dog learns to

481
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: love going in shops. And it was one of those

482
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: dogs that it was a German shepherd where they're like, also,

483
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: he might bite you if you don't. Yeah, bulberry blueberry whatever,

484
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: what's that one? Bulberry barberry blueberry blueberry. I mean, the

485
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: dogs seemed cool. It would have been a cool thing

486
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: for a week, and then I would be like over it.

487
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: I would suck. I guarantee you would suck. Also, I

488
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: would never meet him. Like in your mind, you're like, oh,

489
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: he's gonna take me in. We're gonna have fucking he's

490
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: going to see together that I am, and he's gonna

491
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: be like, you would be great in my new movie.

492
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, stop, Jake, I can I'm just your dog walker.

493
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: Honestly though, That's what happened with you walking my dogs

494
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: pretty much pretty much. You got spot, you got like,

495
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: you know, discovered. Yeah, I got discovered like a like

496
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: a young model and a mall by walking a dog

497
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 1: with no legs. Um. Yes, I was going to say

498
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: karma though for me walking that dog with wheels, Like yeah,

499
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: I think that's why. Well, it's not like you were

500
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: doing it out the goodness of your heart. You were

501
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: getting paid. No, that was a free he wasn't have

502
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: you ever volunteered, never was gonna say just to take

503
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: up your bags. That weighs on a man, it does. Sorry.

504
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: I saw this paparazzi photo of Justin timber Lake and

505
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: Jessica Biel keeps saying actors that lived in this building.

506
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: It's so weird. It is weird, but everyone lives in

507
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: that building. The most famous the Weekend Hamilton's your Boys.

508
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeahs anyway, sorry and so and so. There was very

509
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: gratis of them in like a vacation and they're like

510
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: gazing at each other and like he has his arms

511
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: around her and they do not know they're being photographed,

512
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: and they're like kissing and I just like, I don't

513
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: know what it is. I just don't think people who

514
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: are married like have that kind of love for each other.

515
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: I just I just I'm shocked to see it when

516
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, these two look like they just met, Like

517
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: I just think that that goes away. There's there's maybe

518
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: because they're on vacation, like his hands are on her butt,

519
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: maybe he's a little drunk. Like I just feel like

520
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: that kind of affection recently. Yeah, and I'm like they've

521
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: been married so long, they have kids together, Like I

522
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: just just call me jaded, call me like, I'm sure

523
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like a lot of jed. I just feel

524
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: like when you get married to someone and after you've

525
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: been with them a long time, it takes like a

526
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: setting like that and to make you like lovey dovey

527
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: Hawaii or something. You know, what makes you think they

528
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: didn't because the photo is so grainy, it's like barely

529
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: you can barely make them out, and they might have

530
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: been doing it for the people around them or they

531
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: actually I just realized looking at the photo, like, what's

532
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: wrong with me that I think? Like, I'm shocked to

533
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: see a couple that's been together over ten years looking

534
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: happy together or just like like being horned up for

535
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: each other, almost like they it's a photo that you'd go, oh,

536
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: he's cheating on her with this girl. Whoever this is

537
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: because his hands are all over It's just the kind

538
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: of stuff that you only see the beginning of a relationship.

539
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: Is that me? I'm not wrong though, I feel like

540
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: that doesn't that. I know that there are couples that

541
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: are all over each other, but it's rare and it

542
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: always has to be like a vacation that brings it

543
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: out of you. Alcohol and anniversary, both of you being

544
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: extremely horny, like it's not normal. Tory's display affection for

545
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: each other. Um, my dad tries to get it and

546
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: my mom goes, get off of me. J come on.

547
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: My mom does not like pawing or any kissing. No,

548
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: no making out. She will not make out with my dad.

549
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: I told my mom, your parents got divorced in it's

550
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: thirteen years of not kissing. Well, my parents barely. My

551
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: mom's always just like God, can't be honest. I saw

552
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: my dad kiss my step mom. I'm I'm good. I'm

553
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: glad you never kissed my mom. Yeah, like tongue. My

554
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: dad has a very wet, sa RF gross. Where were

555
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: they drunk? Maybe when I was getting my license? I

556
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: forget exactly where. Yeah, they were at the DMV behind

557
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: the counter. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah it was hardly

558
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: hard kissing. It's a lot. And then yeah, actually yeah.

559
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: I talked to my dad and he was like or

560
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: like my mom was like I think it was on

561
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: some show I did or something. I forget why I

562
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: was asking my mom this, but I was like, oh,

563
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: it was when we were doing interviews for the reality show.

564
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, um, do you and dad ever

565
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: make out? And she was just like Noah, god, god, no,

566
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: your dad always wants to. I don't like tongue kissing

567
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: scross No. And I go, but does he want to?

568
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: And she's like yes, and I go, sometimes you gotta

569
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: do what the other person wants. And I talked to

570
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: her later and I said, Mom, honestly, if you don't

571
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: tongue kiss Dad, I would not blame him for going

572
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: to find someone else to tongue kiss, because that is

573
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: something that is important. Like, and I even told my

574
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: dad later on. I was like, I told mom that

575
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: if you don't start tongue kissing Dad, and like just

576
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: being just like kissing him, being a being that agent

577
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: over there. I just sad that my dad wants to

578
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: have affection with my mom. And she's like, oh, that's gross.

579
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: It's like you give I don't. I don't give oral

580
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: sex to people because I like it as much as

581
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: it's because I like it because it gives pleasure to

582
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: someone else. Like what's wrong with my mom that she

583
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: can't get pleasure out of giving something to someone that

584
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: would make them happy. It probably goes right to her parents.

585
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure her parents. She's never seen once. The older

586
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: generation didn't make out hard and pub like or p

587
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: d A. I mean, I don't make out ever. Like

588
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: do you ever just make out with Brenna and it

589
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: doesn't lead to sex? You just make out and that's

590
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: it all you do? Really? I mean we have We

591
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: were very like like we were. I worked out with

592
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: her yesterday she was wed. I like grabbed her I

593
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: don't know, I just wanted to grab her butt and like,

594
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just like really in there, yes,

595
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: so yeah, I could see. So you just make out

596
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: for like an hour or like fifteen minutes and it

597
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: does not lead to sex. Yeah, we did that. We

598
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: don't do it a ton, but it's happened. What's the

599
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: circumstance where that was just in bed and neither We're

600
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: both lazy enough to not want to have sex, but

601
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: not lazy enough to want to be close to each

602
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: other when you just make out like just killing of God,

603
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: I've never done that. I have never once made out

604
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: without it leading to sex. No, uh, well, it depends

605
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: on the relationship, but my current one it always leads

606
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: to sex. But I do for just making out purposes.

607
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes I get the giggles when we make out and like,

608
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: and I know that's not sexy to get the giggles,

609
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 1: but making it's funny to me sometimes, like whatever she's

610
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: doing with her tongue, like if she goes like too hard,

611
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: or like it's funny. It's a funny thing. Like our

612
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 1: tongues are ridiculous. I just think it's so weird that

613
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: people are like, oh my god, don't drink out of

614
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: my drink and then they're like, yeah, it's like I

615
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 1: just I think people are such hypocrites when it comes

616
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: to germs, and they'll like sunk each other's face and

617
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: have lick on each other's tongues. But they're like, oh

618
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: my god, please don't eat off my plate. Gross you

619
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: touched it. Um, yeah, I think that's There are times

620
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: I will say there are times almost every single time

621
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: we do the thing of I've done a thing of No,

622
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: we just want to like nothing's happening. We're just like cuddling,

623
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: like we're both too tired. It's never once stopped there,

624
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: never once. And sometimes I go, you're too tired. I'm

625
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: not letting you do this because I know that you

626
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: are about to get into a hard cardio workout. Whereas

627
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: I do nothing, it's easy for me. I don't do anything.

628
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 1: I never do anything. I mean I do stop like, don't.

629
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: Let's be honest with ourselves. Everyone is satisfied. But um,

630
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm sometimes like, no, you're too tired. You need a break,

631
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: And when's the last time you got on top? Are

632
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: we talking in ten years? The way you're looking, I stop,

633
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm not lying years. I just don't do it up there, Nick, No,

634
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to. It's just there's no girl. No.

635
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: If I needed to, I would, but he doesn't want that.

636
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: And I'm not speaking for him, but I'm just saying

637
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: I have I can sense what we are What if

638
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: he wanted you to get Yeah, I'm just it's not

639
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 1: required of me. Like and when I having sex, I

640
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: like to be submissive and a girl on top being

641
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: in control riding someone, I'm I want to be the horse.

642
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: I'm not the cowgirl. What if you're just up there

643
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: and he can still No, you're in control. It's a

644
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: dominance thing. Anyone who's elevated over someone is usually the

645
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: dominance on top. But now what am I? Where am

646
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: I going to use to Yeah, you're just submissive, but

647
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: while being on I bet there's ways to be submissive

648
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: while above someone. I've been. I'm on top in terms

649
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: of like, sometimes other things happen and I'm like I

650
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: am I'm an active participant in doing things. But if

651
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: there's generally I would never just I don't like riding someone.

652
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: I just don't like it. It doesn't feel good to me.

653
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: And it's just like it causes too much presure in

654
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: order for me to not just like sit and just

655
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: like squish where like to go up and down, you

656
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: need to do so much legwork. It's really exhausting. I

657
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't like it. I like I like,

658
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: you're just like that, and I respect. I know for

659
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: a fact that the person I engage in this way

660
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: is not yearning for something else. Like we're both very satisfied.

661
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: I like, there's no there's nothing that we are missing

662
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 1: out on or not doing because I'm lazy or something.

663
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: It has nothing to say that. It's born of the

664
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: fact that like the dynamic of you know, when you

665
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: know your partner, you know what gets them off? Do

666
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: you go to your strong suit. There's no need to

667
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: a different relationship. I would explore other things, but for

668
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: what we both like, like, it's just are it's us. Uh, yeah,

669
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: it works. All right, Let's go to the news barely

670
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: you're having all the swells out there. That's fantastic. It's Wednesday.

671
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Wednesday. It's hump day, folks.

672
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: Get out there and hump um. All right, you know,

673
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: I think takeaway to all right, Well, this weekend you're

674
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 1: going to be at the Kirby Center for Performing Arts

675
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania. On Friday, Saturday you'll be at

676
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: the Keswick Theater in Glenside, Pennsylvania. And on Sunday you'll

677
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: be at the Welmont Theater in Montclair, New Jersey, Sunday, Yes,

678
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 1: weekend long. Yeah, my life never stops. And it's so funny.

679
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: The woman I'm writing a book with, or who's helping

680
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: me write a book, is like, hey, checking in, do

681
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: you want to write this book again? And I'm like, yes,

682
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: you know, my presence is dying down, I can start

683
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: it again. And I go, why don't I ever get

684
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: a week where there's nothing. Why does a week where

685
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: I have nothing finally have to get filled in by

686
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: something like it? No, it does because there's because there's

687
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: always something in line waiting and on the queue, and

688
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: it has to get filled in because I've put it

689
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: off so long, so like, but there's no people don't

690
00:38:53,160 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: even there's no even no, there's no one is looking

691
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 1: out for me except me, And I have to remember

692
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: that that I have to like make time for myself

693
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: because otherwise I'll get time will get taken from me

694
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: because it's no one's gonna be like, hey, I think

695
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you have this break. The only

696
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: way to learn that is to take a break and

697
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: realize that the yes, the world's gonna keep going. Yes,

698
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: you might miss out on maybe another fifty reaches or whatever.

699
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: But you're gonna realize you'll be fine if you take

700
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: a week off. But that the only way to learn

701
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: that is by going to Hawaii and cuddling in the world.

702
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: I need to get stuff done, though, I have deadlines

703
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: and so that that I've put off because of other stuff,

704
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: and it just always I just looked at my schedule

705
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: today and I just go how funny that I'm like,

706
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: next week is my first week where I don't have

707
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: eight podcasts today promoting this show. And there's no part

708
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: of me that goes, oh, I might just like fucking

709
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: do nothing. It's like I have to is the next thing.

710
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: And I know it's all my own fault, but it's

711
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: like it just never ends. I just don't see any

712
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: end in sight, and it's us really exhausting to your

713
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: mom a better house, so it's all worth it in

714
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: the end. It seems exhausting too, just like looking at

715
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: the houses and signs, and well that segues into my

716
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: first story really well because scientists scientists say that they

717
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: have nailed down the ideal amount of sleep um. The

718
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: new research found that around seven hours of sleep is

719
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: the ideal night's rest, with insufficient or excessive sleep being

720
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: associated with a reduced ability to pay attention, remember and

721
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: learn new things, solve problems, and make decisions with too

722
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 1: much sleep or not enough. Too much or not enough

723
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: sleep both caused those things. That seven hours straight, it

724
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: has to be straight. Uh, I've never I don't know

725
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: last time I got that. How long are your breaks?

726
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm usually I'm a three hour man? And then how

727
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: long is the break on your phone? A lot of

728
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: times go I'll go over the tou old well andrew.

729
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: Other research found that older adults who have significant difficulty

730
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: falling asleep and who experienced frequent night awakenings are at

731
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: high risk for developing dementia or dying early from any cause.

732
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: It's funny about this, Noah psycho. Yeah, funny you should

733
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: say that you're gonna die. I've never seen Noah laugh, Desard.

734
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: My dad looks like Anthony Bordain is not the only

735
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: one buried in that outfit. No, he's gone, you guys,

736
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: he's gone sleeping. Fear to six is what is that?

737
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: Eleven six? Are you gonna getting? Are you know you're

738
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: not getting that? I just recently I wasn't, but oh yeah,

739
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: I get I get that on on the reg Like

740
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: last night, I went to bed probably at one, and

741
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: I woke up today at nine, so I got eight ninety,

742
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 1: so I got eight forty. How are you feeling? I

743
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: wanted to sleep so much more it wasn't enough. I'm

744
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 1: so tired still, Like I'm back on this well, I'm

745
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: back in this phase of like there was a while

746
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: there that I was just never tired because I was

747
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: so tired. And now I'm like my general stasis is

748
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: never wanting to get up ever, just wanting to keep

749
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: sleeping forever. I never wake up being like time to

750
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: start the day. It is always like even though I

751
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 1: used to be like an hours, seven hours, eleven hours,

752
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: still want more, more and more and more. I've been

753
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 1: getting that easier lately. Yeah, I think the post COVID world,

754
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: I have a second lease on life. You were always

755
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: getting for the past. Like even when we were in

756
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: Cambo for Perfect Strangers to you were up every morning

757
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: at like seven. So is that the he though, should

758
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: you set an alarm for seven hours? Like? Probably? Yeah,

759
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: based on what were kids we wake up before. We

760
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: wanted to wake up so much, you know what I mean?

761
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: Every single day for school. Yeah, it's like, but isn't

762
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: that period for work? I guess so, yeah, we're lucky

763
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: in that obviously in that, but we actually we start

764
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: working at eleven, but for some reason it is still

765
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: feels early to like before ten feels so yeah, we're

766
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: going to bed at fucking You know a lot of

767
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: people make fun of a guy that wakes up it

768
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: for a like the Mark Wahlberg's But you're going to

769
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: bed five PM? Yes, I don't know how people do that,

770
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,919
Speaker 1: Like people go to late dinners, people go like if

771
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: there's there's good things on TV late, Like I just

772
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: my day doesn't stop until six, and I don't want

773
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: to go to bed in three hours. I want to

774
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: go to bed and I want to day after that. Yeah,

775
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: you see these TikTok's. It's like I wake up, I

776
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: put fucking fresh water and I'm a camel's dick on

777
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: my face. Then I fucking scrub my skin for an

778
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: hour and a half. Then I read the newspaper, then

779
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: I carve a cantaloupe. Then I fucking work out for

780
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: two hours and it's still fuckingm and it's like, fuck you.

781
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: But one of those people to get a bunch done

782
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: in the morning work out you do, like a meditation.

783
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 1: I gotta get back in the meditating. But the whim

784
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: Hoff method, I'm like looking into that breathing cold breathing, yeah,

785
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: cold owers, breathing things. But I just it's such a

786
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: daunting um world to get into that. It seems like

787
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: I just there's too much research. There's all these different methods,

788
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: and I just feel like I don't want to do

789
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: any of it. It's like when I go to look

790
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 1: for a new book to buy, there's too many books,

791
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: and do I choose nothing. I just want to know

792
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: what breathing thing to do. The colchower too. If I

793
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: was living in Florida, it makes sense to me, but

794
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: I can't go. It's you're overheated, go take a coulch that.

795
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: I know that, I know that, but I'm just uncomfortable.

796
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: When I lived in Brooklyn and there was like like

797
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,240
Speaker 1: there's no heat in the bathroom, so it's like I'm

798
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting the cold. I don't have to go cold cold.

799
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: Now it's different, I know, but I'm just saying it's harder.

800
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: Like cold cold is hard, like you're taking a hot

801
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: shower to finally get away from cold, So now I

802
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: need more cold. My bedroom is sixty degrees every single

803
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm it's the best. Yeah, well, I mean sleeping cold

804
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: is the best way to do it because that's what

805
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: we used to do. What animals are human animals are

806
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: meant to be, like sleeping in caves. Yeah, it's good

807
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: for your body being. I just don't understand people who

808
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: can sleep with in flannel pajamas. Like, I've never felt

809
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,720
Speaker 1: more disconnected from human beings than people who sleep hot.

810
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: I can't sleep with well, I sit with a T

811
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,399
Speaker 1: shirt on, but other than that, naked. You don't want that,

812
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: like Plato body touching you. Honestly, there's a thing where

813
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I hate like my wet I don't

814
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: feel like feeling in my hips. It's too wet down there,

815
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: and I need underwear to like absorb sweat, just leak

816
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: it Like I hate being underwarless and bad. Hate it

817
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: like a running car that just has that like weird

818
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: leakage in the back down there, and you go, I

819
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: don't know what that is? Is that water? Is that

820
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: wiper fluid? Is my car horny? Um? Yeah? I just

821
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: I can't understand. And you've got a lot of like

822
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: stuff down there, just like flopping around. Don't you want

823
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: to keep it tucked? Don't you want to keep it

824
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: tight when you're rolling around in bed? I mean, there's

825
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: definitely a reason why I think Brennan like the clean

826
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: to sheets. More penis is leaking and just like weeping

827
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: all over the sheets like Cadillac. My dick is like

828
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: it just leaks, boy, And I'm sure it's my thyroid

829
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know. Someone wrote me something about

830
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: my leaky cock. You have a leaky cock? No, I don't.

831
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: Is it pussy? No? No, No, I just mean I

832
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: think the older you get, the more you gotta pat

833
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: your penis after you pee. Know what do you wear

834
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: underwear when you sleep? My favorite way to sleep is

835
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: totally naked, but with a bunch of blankets on me.

836
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: But don't you feel like your vagina gets like like

837
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: just there's just like, you know, more moisture down there,

838
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: and like I just hate getting it all my sheets

839
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: and I have to clean my sheets. That's basically what

840
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm preventing. Um, it does happen, but it doesn't bother me.

841
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: And then your sheets are your underwear. If you're not

842
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: wearing underwear. Whatever you're on becomes your underwear, and you

843
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: would never wear your underwear two days in a row

844
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: unless you're Andrew Colin, but like, no one would ever. Hey,

845
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: I have a lot of clean clothes. Now, That's why

846
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: I don't understand gene get When girls wear no underwear,

847
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: how do you can wear those two days? Your jeans

848
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: are your pussy then, like, because if it's in my

849
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: own like it, if it's in my underwear, that means

850
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: that at no point during the day didn't have time

851
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: to breathe. You need to air it out, and sleeping

852
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 1: at night it's time to air the baby out. But

853
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: it's not being aired out because it's like under a

854
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: bunch of heavy blankets. My mind, it does make sense

855
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: in your mind. Do your vagina is always engulf I

856
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: never air out my like, there's no time where I'm

857
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: spread eagle. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The only way

858
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: to air out of vagina is so you really got

859
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: to air it out. You can't. It's always stuck in

860
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: there your vagina. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, I mean balls

861
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: you have to air out because you like it doesn't

862
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,479
Speaker 1: mildew it does, I guess it does. Yeah, that's what

863
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: people get easy, just picturing people from e like this

864
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: is the first. Oh my god, sorry, welcome to the show.

865
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do I care? Okay? Ireland

866
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: Baldwin says an ex wanted to fuck her mom Kim Basinger.

867
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: The revelation part of a TikTok trend in which people

868
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: respond to the question what is the one thing your

869
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: X said to you that you will never forget? Um,

870
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: that's a that's a good one. I could see that.

871
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: But why would they say that to her? Uh? To

872
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: hurt her? Yeah, to make her feel less? You're right, yes,

873
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: she said that. Yeah. Yeah. The full comment was You'll

874
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 1: never be as beautiful as your mom. I've always wanted

875
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: to suck her and I'm just not really attracted to

876
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: you like that. Oh my god? Why would you be

877
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: your boyfriend? Then? Mean, people are the worst. What's the

878
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: worst thing that a person's ever said to you that

879
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: you're dating? I don't that I'm crazy, nothing that I

880
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: can really remember that you're crazy? Being called crazy is

881
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 1: like the worst that they want to suck my hot

882
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: dad and make out. It's so funny to think of of,

883
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: Like because Kim Baije's like when the hot doest people

884
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: have so obviously the country wanting to suck her, You're

885
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: the odds are someone's gonna want to suck your mom

886
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: if you're dating a guy, yeah, if you're but if

887
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: it's specific to someone that's just a doctor, just your

888
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: mom who chopped a good will, that feels a little

889
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: bit more hurtful. When people think my mom is beautiful,

890
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: I'm always like yes, because that shows that they are

891
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: like into older women and I'm going to age and

892
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: they'll like me still then, you know, and so I

893
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 1: like it. You know, bet are generally that I've dated,

894
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: have have you know, said the opposite, which I know

895
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: is to be true, is that my sister is prettier

896
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: than me. They're always like, I'm more into you. It's like,

897
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: and thank God for it, because most people are into

898
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: my sister more than me. Like you're different looking than

899
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: your sister. I know. So there are guys that are

900
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: more into like blondes, like just like you know, raspy blondes,

901
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: and like you know, um, your sister Jennifer Connelly and

902
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: you're Margot Robbie. Well okay, thank you. I'm saying like

903
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: in the guy's mind of like yes, like the different coloring. Yes, yes,

904
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: my sisters like milky skin. I have like orange spray

905
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: tan speckled skin. Um. Like my older brother he would

906
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: do so much better with women than me because he

907
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: had confidence, and he he has a good he has

908
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: better teeth than he has all his teeth, and he's rich,

909
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: but like he's very he's so he's so good with

910
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: women to the point where and I would be the

911
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: better looking brother, but it wouldn't even be close when

912
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: there was a group of girls, like when we were

913
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: in Europe or whatever. Like confidence is every like is

914
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: everything with men. I'm just in the corner like a

915
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: lot of men like feel like, oh I'm not attractive,

916
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do? And it's like confident confidence,

917
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,439
Speaker 1: But where does it come from? It's gotta be real.

918
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 1: Actually doesn't even have to be really. You can figure

919
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: out how to just fake it. You just you just

920
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 1: do things that are egregiously awful, and then you practice

921
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: being confident about them. And so when people go why

922
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: are you wearing that? You go because I like it,

923
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: And then everyone just goes, oh, I guess he's confident.

924
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why stand up committy and get laid

925
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: so much. It's like fake confidence when really they're deeply insecure.

926
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: But it's like comes off when people are like, Nikki,

927
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: you're so confident. I'm always just like that doesn't resonate

928
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: with me at all. It's so bizarre. The worst thing

929
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: a guy ever said to me, though, But you will

930
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: ever love you, just as a joke goes, oh, no

931
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: one's ever going to love you. And I started sobbing,

932
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: like like a downpour like that you know where you go.

933
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's no sign of rain and all

934
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: of a sudden boom, and he was saying and he

935
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: freaked out because he was like, wait, what's going on?

936
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: I was just joking, and I was like, that was

937
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: the meanest thing, like because it just confirmed what I

938
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: like thought and ready to go for years, you know

939
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: what I mean. All it took was one little It's

940
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: like a damn that breaks, yes, but the water has

941
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: been on it the whole time and you have no idea.

942
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: It's like birds chirping, like peaceful, serene, like just like

943
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: a gentle stream. And then I've had those moments where

944
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: it's just like something just brings it on out of nowhere.

945
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: I've been holding it. But he was only saying it

946
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: because he was trying to hurt me, because he he

947
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 1: was saying it jokingly to protect him, to be like,

948
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 1: I was just joking, But he was saying it not

949
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 1: because he meant it, but because he knew that we

950
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: he could never have me and he's not good enough

951
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: for me, and he had to say it so that

952
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: it could protect him. I know that it's very transparent,

953
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean he could love my mom though,

954
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: and he thinks that she's very lovable. Let's get to

955
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: our Wednesday segment. We usually do a game called Finish

956
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: My Sentence, in which Andrew and I try to complete

957
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: each other's sentences to try to guess how we would

958
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 1: answer it. Today we are doing um a uh, we're

959
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,280
Speaker 1: doing Finish my Sentence, but it's now going to be finished.

960
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: My Uber eats order. Uber Eats, of course, is an

961
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: app that I use all the freaking time on the

962
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: road and at home to get anything like not literally anything,

963
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: but you can get grocery items, um, and you can

964
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: get convenience store items like anything that you need that

965
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, we're out of dog food.

966
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We're out of toothpaste. Boom. Uber Eats

967
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: you can pull up and you can see that they're

968
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: not just restaurants anymore, which is what a lot of

969
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: people think about Uber Eats. So Andrew and I placed

970
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: Uber eats orders this morning and got in like ten minutes,

971
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: yes immediately, So they're here, and we tried to order

972
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 1: what he just has everything hoarded. It was so fast

973
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: and it's all a bunch of stuff that like, you

974
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: just don't think you could get that fast. I ordered

975
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: grocery items for Andrew, Andrew ordered convenience store items for me.

976
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: So we're going to finish each other's Uber eats order.

977
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: And as always, um, you can use the uber eats

978
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 1: app as well, um today today even yeah right now,

979
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: you gonna get anything you want, anything that you're thinking

980
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 1: listen again, yeah stop it right now. Well Uber eats downloaded.

981
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 1: At least download the app so that when you want it,

982
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: it's ready to go, because I hate when I like

983
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: have to download a new app and then you have

984
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: to wait for to connect to WiFi and that little

985
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: thing is yes, it's just a big thing. Download it

986
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: so that when it's so nice to pull up the app,

987
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: when someone's like, I need this thing, and you go

988
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: ordered it already, like and they go, wait what and

989
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: they're still like searching for like how to get it

990
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: and where the nearest Walgreens is or wherever, and you're

991
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: just like, it's gonna be here that the other day. Yeah.

992
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,879
Speaker 1: Times people do that. Okay, So who's going to go first? Um?

993
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: I will go first. Okay. So this is what I

994
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: would get at it at a grocery store. I got

995
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: you something that you put in an oven that is

996
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: made from cauliflower, because you you think that anything cauliflower

997
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,280
Speaker 1: is as healthy. Yes, because you're a boy who doesn't

998
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: probably nutrition facts with mayonnaise. Yes, it's very healthy. I

999
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: also got you something that is also you cook you

1000
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: can put in an oven, but most likely a microwave

1001
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: that has the word cauliflower in it. Again, that is

1002
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,840
Speaker 1: probably not that healthy, but because as cauliflower in it,

1003
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: you'll go, oh, it must be like a diet food.

1004
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: My mouth is my dad's mouth right now, I'm water.

1005
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: I got you, Oh these things that I love so

1006
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: much that are a dessert that have protein in them

1007
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: and also are creamy and chocolate e and are like

1008
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,959
Speaker 1: a frozen dessert that are a hundred calories each because

1009
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: again protein cream. Yes you don't know if it's ice cream,

1010
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 1: but yes, it is an ice cream creaming as protein

1011
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: in it. And it also Um, it's like, you know,

1012
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,479
Speaker 1: a hundred calories per which you'll eat the entire box

1013
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: in one sitting. I know that because I'm the same way.

1014
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: It convinces yourself that you're being healthy. Um, I got

1015
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:39,359
Speaker 1: you something for mango. Um, yes, I got you some

1016
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: little tree some cauliflower treats for mango. Now, I got

1017
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: you some candy that is low and sugar that I love. Like,

1018
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: I got you all like diety things, like not diety things,

1019
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: but like healthy things, not diety with fake stuff in it.

1020
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,720
Speaker 1: I did get you. This is funny because is um,

1021
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: whenever when when you guys were living together, you were

1022
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: always concerned that Andrew doesn't have enough snacks or food.

1023
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: So I feel like this is you never does fulfilling

1024
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: that from the past. It is these are all things

1025
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: that I would have bought him when I know that

1026
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: he has no food at home, and he'll he'll come

1027
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: out of his room really leary eyed and be like,

1028
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: do you want to get tie food? And I'll go

1029
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: and they closed it eight there's nothing they get. And

1030
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: then he'll just start looking in the cabinets and he'll

1031
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: pick out all is in there is like old food

1032
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: from our green rooms that I've kept over the days,

1033
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 1: and then he just um. Then he'll just start eating

1034
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: some weird thing that we have on hand, Like one time,

1035
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: like our building gave us like a Christmas present of

1036
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: like chocolates, So he'll start eating these like bags of

1037
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: chocolates that because it's all he has. Do you do

1038
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: that a lot at your own home? Does brendan to

1039
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: keep you guys pretty stacked? And I like fifteen meals

1040
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: ready to go? Okay, Well that makes I've been um okay.

1041
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: And then I have this candy that we talked about recently.

1042
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: You got way more money than me. I spent fifty.

1043
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: Then I got this candy that we talked about recently

1044
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: that is probably trains women to be good at giving head.

1045
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh you eat it and then there's like there's it's

1046
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: a solid and a liquid fuit snet that gushes in

1047
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: your mouth. Yes, yes, yes, um. I also got you

1048
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: your favorite drink that that one guy drinks that you

1049
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: just think it's gonna like your calories. Yeah, of course

1050
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: people are addicted to this stuff. It's this energy drink

1051
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: that Andrew saw one guy be like, this is why

1052
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm jacked. It's not because he spends eighteen because yeah, cauliflower.

1053
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: And then I also got you a morning recovery shot

1054
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: because you drink now, and could I drink now? Yeah,

1055
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: I've had one drink in three weeks. People who are

1056
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: twenty one and older can get alcohol on the movie

1057
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: it's up to Yes, I almost got you alcohol, but

1058
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to encourage that. But I did get

1059
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: you a recovery shot from the morning. Um, you'll see,

1060
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Actually, no, you take it in the night.

1061
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: You take it in the night, and then in the

1062
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: morning it makes you feel better, So you take it

1063
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: at night with your drinking, and then in the morning

1064
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: you're very hydrated and and not just hungover. And I

1065
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: probably don't think it works so well. But food is

1066
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: you got way more than me. I apologize because I'm

1067
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: just good at like looking at prices and making like

1068
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: you could have done the same thing. But I bet

1069
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: you were just like lazier about it. Okay, thank you

1070
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: to make your order. How long did it take you

1071
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: to make your order three days? Not true? No one,

1072
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: No one knows how long did it take Andrew to

1073
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: give you what he was going to get? Boys are

1074
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: so funny. They don't look at pieces added stuff to

1075
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: the shopping cart. That's what he yes, and he didn't.

1076
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: But why didn't you? But you look at the total

1077
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 1: in no, it was clear like not over fifty dollars.

1078
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: So why didn't you follow the rules? Because your boys

1079
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: a fucking badass that wears boots. You don't give a

1080
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: funk that he went four dollars, but he didn't think

1081
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: I didn't go to like huh, I didn't go to

1082
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: like ninety. I went to fifty seven, all right. I

1083
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: thought I would make up the seven dollars and I

1084
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: throw it back to the old imant. It's what you

1085
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: probably that was a lot of stuff for fifty dollars

1086
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: that I got a lot. I didn't mind you. I'm

1087
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: way under fifty dollars because one of the things, one

1088
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: of my put one of these in the I want

1089
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: to put this ice cream in the freezer because I

1090
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: don't want it to freeze, Okay. And that's the best

1091
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: thing about Uber Eats is that you can get ice

1092
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: cream and it is still intact. It doesn't melt. Ice

1093
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: cream bars melt. Then they get all like like, what

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01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: would I get? So I went to a convenience store.

1095
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: I didn't get to go to grocery convenience to a pharmacy. Yeah,

1096
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: like items that would you know, populate my bathroom? Yeah,

1097
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 1: or I don't think you have them, but it would

1098
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: be nice to have them. I thought. I thought of

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01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: things of like what would you want? A convenient story

1100
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: that maybe you'd forget to get, or something that's like needed,

1101
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: things that I don't actually want or need, but that

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01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: you think I need. Maybe maybe well maybe you do

1103
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: need interested I got you stuff that allow your eyes

1104
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: to not be read? Wait, why would it I need that?

1105
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: I dropped? Sometimes? Could you wear contacts? Okay? So sometimes

1106
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 1: you might be tired, you're overworked? You just you really

1107
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: took it literally? I think you really phone This is why.

1108
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: Well I would have if I were you, I would

1109
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: have gotten me bunyan pads or something funny like that.

1110
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: I would have gotten me word remover. I would have

1111
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: gotten me um you know, just like funny funny stuff. Okay,

1112
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 1: but yes, I do like would I used to smoke pot.

1113
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: I used to love eye drops. Now I don't struggle

1114
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: with that as much, but I appreciate it. Okay, you

1115
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: sound appreciate. Yeah, I really am. Okay, I got your bandage,

1116
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: yet I just feel unseen bandages. Yes, I do need

1117
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: bandages because I'm always picking up my nails. That's a

1118
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: good one. Are they a bandaged like small bandages? They're

1119
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: good for your nails. Well, these happen to be extra large. Okay,

1120
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: so that's not for my fingers. Idea being that you

1121
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: can put all your fingers in one. Okay. Honestly I

1122
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: didn't see the extra large, but that was my thinking.

1123
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: Is you pick your nails a lot, maybe you forget, like,

1124
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, I need I picked up a band

1125
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: aid off the ground in a bathroom the other day

1126
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: because I saw that someone had dropped a band aid

1127
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: that was unused, and I picked it up and put

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01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: it in my purse because I always need bandages. I'm

1129
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: always digging up my nailse who's talking now, it's good,

1130
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 1: it's a good purchase. This one is for your sinuses.

1131
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: It's a pot for your sinuses to clear them. I

1132
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: think I needed that in my life. You've used it before,

1133
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: a nutty pot. Yeah, you have used this at your

1134
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: left No is the thing that you put over your

1135
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: whole face and it creates like a steamer. And also

1136
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: Nettie's kind of fun done a good thing to water

1137
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 1: plants with. It's fucking wild to do it. I know

1138
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: it is wild and it looks like a dick. But

1139
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: you can't. I'm too lazy to use it because you

1140
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: have to boil the water beforehand so you don't get

1141
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 1: a bacteria in your nose that like eats your face,

1142
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: you know, like people have died from that. Really well,

1143
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: that's well, that's kind of like I think Western medicine

1144
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: has tried to scare people from using these Eastern medicine techniques,

1145
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: and so they want you to go to the doctor

1146
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: and use their meds. So they spread these like propaganda

1147
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: of like this woman died from using tap wires. You

1148
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 1: gotta boil it first, and I'm a lazy bitch, But

1149
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 1: that will come in handy. So the idea, granted, I

1150
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: only got you three things, that's it. Like I said,

1151
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: I got you four. It was not available. What was

1152
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: the one thing that wasn't available? It was a menstrual

1153
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: heating pad. That would have been nice. And so can

1154
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: you take back all the mean things you said that

1155
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 1: you don't feel seen? I mean, come on, well, that's

1156
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: the point of this segment is like, can we see

1157
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: each other? And I felt unseen? Path No, you like

1158
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: thees and then be out of it. But you're you're

1159
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: not wrong, but very small heating pad. Maybe I'll have

1160
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: from my sleep my idea, my thinking honestly behind this.

1161
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: Granted it was quick, Quick doesn't always mean worse. What

1162
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 1: were you doing while you were doing this? Shopping for myself? No? No, no,

1163
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: you were you like watching? Were you golfing or you

1164
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 1: on the golf? Of course I was laying down on

1165
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 1: the couch. I was watching Winning Time on HBO, and

1166
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: I thought, you know what, I thought? This was my

1167
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: thought process. I wasn't thinking funny. I was thinking, what

1168
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 1: are things that like for me? If someone went to

1169
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,920
Speaker 1: convenience store for me, the nicest thing ever would be

1170
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: things that like I could keep reusing. I would forget

1171
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: we're in in the house, kind of like you with

1172
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: me with snacks. I forget snacks, You forget bandages the

1173
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: same idea. Yes, you're always bleeding from and I'm bleeding

1174
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,919
Speaker 1: from my stomach with all the traps. I think we're

1175
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: just a thing. That you were just like okay, the

1176
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: eye drops was was me thinking? Like said she was tired.

1177
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 1: He's not wrong about that. Your eyes get red from

1178
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: from from your contacts. Now, I'm just feeling insulted. You

1179
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: bleed from everywhere, lady. Yeah, I got Well, Um, this

1180
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: was a success. I am glad I got that. I'm

1181
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: gonna probably give you that any part because I just

1182
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: don't I does don't think I'm gonna use it, but um,

1183
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to regift that to you. But I am

1184
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: so shocked that we could get all this stuff so quickly,

1185
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 1: within like minutes. And you can too if you use

1186
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: the uber eats app today. Go out there, get that

1187
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 1: Uber eats. Final thoughts, um, what are you up to

1188
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: today today? I have a workout class. I'm getting a

1189
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: facial night diamond glow. What workout class? I have a

1190
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: new thing I'm going to what is it? What did

1191
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: you call media impulsive? You a new one? What's called

1192
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:25,200
Speaker 1: you just say? Fuck Trump? No? Uh uh? F forty

1193
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: five is an Australian workout class. It's it's very cheesy.

1194
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 1: It's very compy calories. I don't really functions functional, that's

1195
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: the what the F stands for. So what do you

1196
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 1: do during it? It's it's it does everything for you.

1197
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 1: You're just a computer. You're like, come in here, here's

1198
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: fifteen different workouts. They put it on the screen. You

1199
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,680
Speaker 1: don't even have to think, and you're done in forty minutes,

1200
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:55,640
Speaker 1: in and out. Yes, it's a little like cult cross

1201
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: It's like if cross fit was more relatable. How did

1202
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 1: you find out about it? My little brother does it,

1203
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: and so yeah, I went with Branna yesterday and she

1204
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: did not like it at first. Why because it's hard,

1205
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: it's just very like and she just wants to do

1206
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: her thing. Oh god, I hate that celebration like you

1207
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: could do it for Rachel finds in as a great

1208
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: bit about spin classes. Why why do you hate it

1209
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: so bad? Because I don't mind it because it's exhausting

1210
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: to cheer and be like excited, like I just want

1211
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: to suffer alone. I don't want to share, and I

1212
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,960
Speaker 1: don't want to act like this is exciting to me. Yes,

1213
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: it sucks that you have to match the guy's energy.

1214
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just have never seen people in those

1215
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: classes who I want to look like they all like

1216
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: the they all just look like they're always running up

1217
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: at the last second because they're late for the class,

1218
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 1: and then they like leave afterwards, and I know they

1219
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 1: just go and they eat so much, just like Kim Kardashian,

1220
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 1: like there's always if you do too much, there's always

1221
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 1: gonna be the negative, and you'll never blame your workout

1222
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: class and like you always blame yourself. You're like, I'm weak,

1223
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:09,200
Speaker 1: But the problem is, these fucking workout classes are just

1224
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: not here's the thing with this workouts. I agree with you,

1225
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:16,400
Speaker 1: I'm projecting a lot because I can't handle myself in those. Yeah,

1226
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't think you'd want to be around this many people.

1227
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 1: It's very bright in there, Like it's just it's it's cheesy,

1228
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: but it's not. It's feel good afterwards, you feel good

1229
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: and it's not so deplete. I don't feel deplete. Sometimes

1230
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 1: workouts will make you feel more depleted. Yes, this is

1231
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 1: not one of those, so I don't mean to shit

1232
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: on it, but I just like, and I don't want

1233
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 1: to get jacked anymore. I just want to be able

1234
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 1: to get on the floor. You want to be able

1235
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:45,439
Speaker 1: to like stretch and like be yoga something gentle. Why

1236
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 1: does that have to be punishing because yoga, that's what

1237
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 1: I wonder, more punishing than me. Takes classes to punish themselves. Yoga.

1238
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 1: It's more punishing than me than these classes. Because I'm

1239
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,439
Speaker 1: and I know this is why I should do yoga.

1240
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm so tight in my hip and my lower back

1241
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 1: and all that ship with yoga is perfect for It's

1242
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: a goddamn disaster for me to do it. It's very hard,

1243
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 1: and I try. I've leaned into it. It hurts. I

1244
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,760
Speaker 1: get bored. I have a d D. I just want

1245
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,559
Speaker 1: to run around a little bit like a I can't understand. Again,

1246
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't relate to people that do these classes. I

1247
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: know people love them. I am in the minority, and

1248
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: I'm like some people have a very healthy relationship. Yeah,

1249
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 1: I've done, but I went. I went with you and

1250
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:29,560
Speaker 1: a meal to that bootcamp class in Nashville. Remember that

1251
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: I've done. I've done spin classes, I've done I've done

1252
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 1: every one of the yoga lass. I've walked out of

1253
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 1: a yoga class because I was just like, this is

1254
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Speaker 1: I'm sweating too much, I'm slipping all over the mat

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Speaker 1: I hate this and I walked out. Um. For me,

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Speaker 1: it's I get too competitive and I feel like a

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Speaker 1: loser because I'm not as good as everyone else. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I just I hate the chipper instructor who's

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Speaker 1: making everything looks so easy, and I get jealous of

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Speaker 1: her because I go, oh, she's done seven them these today.

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to be as good as her. I'm

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Speaker 1: not as healthy as her. Like there's always there's too

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Speaker 1: much comparison for me, I just can't do it because

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Speaker 1: I'm too wrapped up in like I'm not as good

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Speaker 1: as other people, and it's a constant comparison. I've gotten

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Speaker 1: to the point in my life that's healthy. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about any of that ship anymore.

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Speaker 1: I would. I used to, for sure. I used to

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Speaker 1: be the most competitive person. It's not like I accept

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Speaker 1: defeat and I'm just like whatever, I suck at this.

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Speaker 1: It's like I'm pretty good. Yeah, I don't need to

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Speaker 1: be the best at this. I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: able to. I agree with you, Nikki. I used to

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Speaker 1: think the same thing, like, oh, this is so punishing.

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Speaker 1: But for the people who show up on a regular

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Speaker 1: basis to these classes. They kind of become your support

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Speaker 1: system and teammates to try to help you get through

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Speaker 1: the class, depending on, of course, on what it is.

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Speaker 1: There is something about that like a group, like we

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Speaker 1: are supposed to work in groups, Like I was always

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Speaker 1: someone who had never liked group projects because I knew

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Speaker 1: that I would probably be doing most of the work,

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Speaker 1: or the smart girl would make me like, I don't

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Speaker 1: like that's a that's an issue with me, like that

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Speaker 1: I have to resolve. But I just basketball, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't like aspects. I just want to get it on

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Speaker 1: myself and if or I just rather not do it,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't like doing things I'm not good at

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Speaker 1: and and I look at exercises not like at least now,

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Speaker 1: I don't look at it something that like I gotta

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Speaker 1: get this done. It's like I want to go and

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Speaker 1: any kind of scheduled class is not going to fit

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Speaker 1: with my desire to work out. It's always going to

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Speaker 1: seem like a chore and it's always going to seem

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Speaker 1: like work, and to me, it's the opposite. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take the work out of working out, but that's what

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Speaker 1: that does for me. I'm just like, oh, just show up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't have to think it gives you a schedule.

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Speaker 1: You'll think, yeah, yeah, and it's and it's nice to

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Speaker 1: have something else in my life that I don't have

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Speaker 1: to be the best at it. But it's nice to

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Speaker 1: see improvement. And I know that I'm not. It's not vain.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really doing this. To be sure, I'll look

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Speaker 1: into two months out of you staying in my green

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Speaker 1: room to check out your own body in the mirror.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say that, I was going to say.

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Speaker 1: I said, I still will check out my abs in

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Speaker 1: the mirror if there's great lighting every once in a while.

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Speaker 1: But mostly it's it's about now as opposed to it

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Speaker 1: is probably but your boys. You know I wear boots now,

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Speaker 1: me and Mark Marin, we're the same person. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well we have a show tomorrow for you, so um

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Speaker 1: check it out. Then this is all for the show today. Um,

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Speaker 1: Andrew have a good day. Noah, have a great day.

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Speaker 1: I hope our listeners do. Are you okay? Staring despondently,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just thinking about my workout, classic out

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Speaker 1: there and muscles, I like it. Not believed yet