WEBVTT - Underwater Boyfriend with Jason Biggs 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.040 Good afternoon, everybody, Good morning whenever you're listening to this podcast. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:09.799 Hi Hi, Hi Hi Chelsea. Ye So Chelsea, I know, 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:12.000 I just got back from Mexico with two of my girlfriends, 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:15.120 and I know, for me, there are certain people that 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:16.480 like I don't even want to spend a whole day 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:19.160 at Disneyland with, but I like them. They're my friends, 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:22.440 these couple of girls I have a great time with. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:27.040 And I'm curious for you, because you travel with people 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.880 all the time. What do you think sets apart somebody 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:31.600 that you know you want to travel with or you 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:33.800 know will be good to travel with, versus someone who 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:34.159 won't be. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.000 Well, you can't be annoying first of all, you know 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:37.440 what I mean. 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.400 Like, first of all, you have to be self sufficient 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.040 and be able to be on your own, Like when 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:45.520 you're traveling, you can't be dependent on the other person 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.760 the entire trip, Like there are moments that you need 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.680 to stop and chill out, like go to the gym 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.320 or read a book for an hour or whatever. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.920 So that's I think one criteria, Like the. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.800 Neediness, you know what I mean, You're already on vucation together, 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.240 Like you don't need to do every fucking singles thing together. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.400 But it's different if you're on like an active vacation. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.880 Or if you're like at you know, like like when 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:09.440 I'm at my house in my Orca and I bring 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:12.800 people or invite people in, like we're usually together as 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.880 a group doing stuff. For the most part, it's random 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.000 that people are doing their own thing unless you bring 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.480 two wrong groups together, which I've done. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:23.920 And then yeah, so I don't know. I think it's 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.320 always nice to just mix big groups. I've only had, 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.160 I honestly have a had. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:32.640 Maybe I could count on one hand the bad combo 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:37.399 platters I've put together on trips. It's happened once recently 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.600 and then one year. Yeah, my birthday trip was just 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:43.160 a hot mess and I invited all the wrong people. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.080 Oh no, yeah, and I just was like fucking paying 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.640 for it the whole time because everyone was not like 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:49.760 into each. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:50.640 Other, not clashing. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.600 It was just like I just I just hadn't planned 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.360 my birthday until the last minute, which is the way 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.480 I do things. So I invited just I randomly, and 0:01:58.600 --> 0:01:59.600 it wasn't the right group. 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:01.520 It's it's hard to find a group of people that 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:02.800 are all going to gel together. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:03.600 But it's not. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.960 Actually like, if you're not an asshole, you can pretty 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:10.000 much get along with anybody for a fucking week. That like, 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.480 unless somebody is really riling you up and going off 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.680 on you, like I'm sorry I've been on. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:17.160 I mean, I don't. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:20.400 Go on other people's vacations very often. I'm gonna be 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.120 honest for that reason. So I get it that is 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.079 a thing. But I also think when you are at 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.600 someone's house, like you do behave yourself, you know what 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.320 I mean, You're not gonna have arguments with other people 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:32.840 or not get a wrong with other people. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:33.760 Like I wouldn't do that. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.680 I would figure it out and make it work for 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.160 a week, to be a good house guest. 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:39.880 I take a lot of pride in that, which is 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:40.400 why I don't do. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:43.880 It very often, right, So I prefer to arrange the 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.840 vacation and bring people along. And I mean, I guess 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.480 your family's the only one that everyone can be Like 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.680 our family, you can be a dick, and. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.959 It's fine to say can happen, but we don't. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.960 Fight, Like I only fight with my sister in law 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:00.120 Olga about politics like everyone else in our families on 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:03.760 the same page. So I just have to withdraw from her, 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.960 But we don't fight as a family, And I guess 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.040 we're pretty lucky that way, because you do hear about 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:12.040 a lot of you know, discord within families. But there 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:15.560 are some people that I've definitely left vacations early when 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.480 I've been in a situation where I'm like, uh oh, 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:22.560 this is not this is not what I was in envisioning. Yeah, 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.600 And speaking of people to be on vacation with, I 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:28.000 have vacation with our guest a couple of times. He 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:29.679 and his wife and their baby came with me to 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:32.680 Whistler one year for a ski trip, and then we 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:37.119 went on a trip together overseas, and I think we've 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:40.400 been on one other trip together anyway. Yeah, he's somebody 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.320 that's good to travel with. I mean when they don't 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.880 bring their kids, let's be honest, you know, I don't 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:46.480 need I don't need that. 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:48.280 I think parents need to go get away from the 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:48.760 kids too. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:49.200 Yeah. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.360 I have a good gay couple that I could I 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.960 used to go everywhere with, like my boyfriend and I 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.600 met him. This is years ago, this couple, Kevin and Brian, 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.280 and we went on like eight or nine vacations together. 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.880 Work trips and vacations and that was a great. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.440 Combo, right Yeah, and then did they ruin it by 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:05.040 having a kid? 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:07.480 Yeah, they had twins, so I haven't been on vacation 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:09.680 with them since. Shout out to Kevin and Brian. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:15.480 And today's guest is my very old, dear, hilarious friend 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.480 who is married to another hot mess. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.479 Right, and that's Jenny Mullen who guessed back in June 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:22.280 of twenty twenty two. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:24.360 Mister Jason Biggs. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:30.080 Hello, Hi, Hi, high Penis face, what's up cot? Welcome 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.240 to the podcast, Jason Biggs. Jason Biggs is a very 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:38.080 old friend of mine. We have had many, many, well 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.640 humiliating experiences together, isn't that right? 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:41.080 Jason? 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:46.120 What is your fondest memory that we have experienced together. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.279 Let's not start with most humiliating, because well I know 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.039 what mine is, but we're not going to talk about 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:52.080 that on this podcast. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:55.000 But what's your fondest memory of us as a couple? 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.760 Hold on, I need to know why did want we 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:02.040 talk about yours? I'm curious if our is actually sync up? Also, 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:06.800 my fondest could be the most humiliating. Those those also 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:07.800 might sync. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:08.760 Up, right right? 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.120 Well, I think our fondest If I was going to 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:14.680 encapsulate the fondest memory, there have been so many. I mean, 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.839 I'm sure I've forgotten half of the times that we've 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.160 spent together, you know what I mean. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.159 I have a tendency for forgetfulness. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.919 Jason actually has a better memory than I do because 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.400 he doesn't drink like I. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:29.160 Do so anymore any anymore? Right right, right, Like you said, 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.560 old friendship, I mean, we go back to. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:35.200 The pre drinking days. Oh yeah, yeah, when things were 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:36.440 really jumping off. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.039 Yes, exactly. In fact, I have to say I'm really 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:42.560 impressed that we've maintained such a wonderful friendship even in 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.640 my post partying days. I mean, there are people in 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.880 my life obviously that knew me pre sobriety. But I 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:52.960 just feel like nothing's changed with you and I, which 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:55.440 I love. I feel like, if anything, our relationship has 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.760 gotten stronger. I feel like I've seen a lot more 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.520 of you. Weirdly, since I moved to New York in 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:00.960 a certain in a certain way. 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.120 Isn't that funny? 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.159 Isn't that funny how that happens to You have friends 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:05.960 that live in the same city and then you rarely 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.760 see them and then they moved to New York, and 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.720 then you see them every time you go to New York. 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.160 One hundred percent. Well, it's great. Will you always give 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.200 us a heads up when you're here, which I love. 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:17.160 I think that's fantastic, and we love seeing you, and 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.280 we love when you pay for dinner. It's great. But 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:27.040 I think there's one memory that I'm constantly reminded of online, 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:30.320 and it's usually from haters. It's never in a positive light, 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:34.320 even though for me the memory is just wonderful. Was 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:38.520 on that incredible boat trip that you very generously took 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:40.960 Jenny and I and a bunch of your other friends on, 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.520 and I may have urinated on you while you were 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:45.560 swimming in the ocean. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:50.440 He yeah, he did urinate on me, and which I 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.719 obviously do not care about, because any parent knows that 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.360 urine is urine, and I consider myself a parent. 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.479 Any parent worth their thoughts has been urinated on. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.920 But this was more directed at me, like it wasn't 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.120 an accident and I wasn't changing his diaper. 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:05.960 He actually I was. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.560 I had jumped off the boat and he was about 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.560 to get in the boat, and he just started peeing 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.360 on the ocean and then just peed on my head. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.920 And I was laughing so hard because it was so stupid, 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.560 and someone recorded it. Jenny had recorded it. 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.000 Yeah, Jenny was recording it, and then Jenny posted it 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.160 of course, kind of laughing so hard. I'm pretty sure 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.880 I ended up doing just like in the clown's mouth 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:29.200 at the carnival game. I think I got you right 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.760 right down the game. And then it was crazy a 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.400 balloon up on top. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.160 Of your Yeah, yeah, I pulled my ripcord and so 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.760 then then I floated off into space. It's like when 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:41.960 you go Ellie skiing, you have a parachute on your back. Anyway, 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:45.000 I'm not scared of urine like most people are, I guess. 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:47.640 And so Jenny was like, can I post this? And 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:50.720 I said, sure, who cares? And then now to this day, 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:55.880 I get Republicans going, You're a dirty who allowed yourself 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.440 to get urinated on instead of seeing, instead of seeing 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.920 the wonder full humor in the situation. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.840 What's interesting is that Jenny asked you if she could post. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:06.800 She never asked me. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.280 Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm sure you're not getting that. Are 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:11.640 you getting a lot of Did you ever get a 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.680 lot of backlash for urinating on me or a lot 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:14.040 of prey. 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:18.160 Yeah, no, no, no backlash. I'm saying I still to 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:21.960 this day, and You're right, it's hugely across a political 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:25.640 line to a certain person that will write in and 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.040 just remind me. I'd say, once every couple of weeks, 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:32.160 I'll just see something in my mentions Instagram and or 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:35.920 Twitter where it's like, yeah, never forget, you know, hashtag 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.480 never forget you peed on Chelsea's face. I mean, it's 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:43.040 just an every time I read a comment, I chuckle. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:44.240 I do too. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.120 Actually, I think to myself, what was I thinking allowing 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:47.880 someone to post that? 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.640 And then I think to myself, again, who gives a shit? 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.880 Who gives a shit? There's so many memories though, Chelsea. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:57.680 I mean, you know, it's interesting. Jenny and you go 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:02.040 even further back, obviously, and I met Jenny in two 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.720 thousand and seven, and I think I met you pretty 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.439 soon after meeting Jenny. I mean it was in those 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.480 first couple of months. I mean, shit, we were married, 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.640 like after knowing each other for a few months. But 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.600 I think right away we started hanging and you had 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.439 you just got the E Show. I think you were 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:20.600 maybe like first season or it was early days. I mean, 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.079 and you were like killing it, and you were doing 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:25.440 all these wonderful trips and parties, and we were very 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.120 lucky to be included. We had some great times. I mean, 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.360 the boat trip was for sure one of the one 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:33.080 of the all timers. But you know, I'll still run 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:39.320 into people that were at your party in Cabo, like 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.760 randomom people that I have, and they'll be like, you know, Chelsea, 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:44.120 don't you know. I was like, yeah, I know, Chelsea 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.640 were friends. She's you know, we've known each other a 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.200 long time. Yeah, I think I met you in Cabo 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.000 at her party. I said. There were so many people 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:55.120 at that party and I was so fucked up that 0:09:55.400 --> 0:10:00.760 entire long weekend. I mean, yeah, so many people I 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:04.199 saw naked by accident, slash on purpose. A lot of 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.480 people I did drugs with and I didn't think even 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:07.240 did drugs. 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.120 Yeah, a lot of nudity all around the one of 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.720 the great highlights of our scuba diving trip, which is 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.079 the one we were referring to where the urination episode happened. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.000 Jenny and Jason are very bona fide scuba divers. They 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.160 have spent a lot of time underwater. Are you guys 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:21.920 master divers? 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.840 Not master we are advanced open water we actually haven't 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.160 done in a few years. But no, that's really are 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:27.920 you a master diver? 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.559 Did you get your you saw my performance diving? I'm 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.280 not anything. And first of all, they have to take 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.240 out the word master diver. I don't think that works 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:37.400 anymore either. It's like master bedroom. If you have to 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:38.720 be a primary diver. 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.760 What about master bait. Do we have to change that 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:42.120 to primary bating? 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.680 No, because that's totally different and there's a U, so 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.079 it's not the same thing. But I did masturbate this summer. 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:49.880 I went when I was in my Orca. I went 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:53.079 on three dives because Sophie, who you know, my good girlfriend, 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:56.240 her sister Alex is a real diver. She dives all 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.439 over the world as well, so she was coming to 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.000 my Orca and I was like, she wanted to die, 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.880 and I said, sure, let me get you know, warmed 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:02.280 up again. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:03.440 So I went on three dives. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:06.439 But Jason was there when I went on my first 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.000 like eight dives because the French Polynesia trip was like 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.079 we would go on two dives a day, so everyone 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.480 was diving and it was my first introduction into diving, 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.760 and I had probably the closest thing to a panic 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:19.080 attack that I've ever had, which was being underwater, seeing 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.800 a very large shark underneath my feet, and then my 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:27.480 cousin Mollie grabbing my ankle to show me the shark. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.920 So the two combo platters of someone grabbing my leg 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.320 and then looking down and seeing the size of the 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:36.120 shark that was underneath me, which was easily eight to 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:40.080 ten feet, I immediately just couldn't understand what. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.199 I had to go up. Yeah, I had to go up. 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.080 I thought the shark had me. Then I saw my cousin. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.719 I tried to kick her underwater, which anyone knows that 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:52.520 doesn't work. And then this are one of our divers 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.680 that we were, you know, with two guys were helping 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.280 us right for the whole group, and there were ten 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.760 of us, and one of the divers came right over 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:01.400 to me because I couldn't clear my goggles. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.960 I was starting to kind of hyperventilate, and. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.520 He grabbed me by the shoulders and he just started 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.360 gesticulating the breathing like to calm down, like breathe in, 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.920 breathe out, and he was holding my hands and I 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:13.920 was looking into his eyes and I was like, I'm 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.040 I'm gonna fuck this guy, you know, like he just 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:20.840 saved my life and he's calming me down, and this man, 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:24.240 I'm going to have to show my love by penetration afterward. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.480 And afterward. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.280 He we did the rest of the dive, holding hands 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.520 while Jason and Jenny were giving me the finger underwater, 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:33.720 telling me I was such a. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.840 Baby and I had an underwater boyfriend. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:38.640 I was excited, like I was like, Okay, this is 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.640 my underwater boyfriend. And then when we get up, when 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.679 we got up from the sea of life to the 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.959 natural world and we were above water, he took off 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:48.480 all of his contraptions and I was like, oh, I'm 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.440 not gonna fuck this guy. Like that was we if 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.120 we were going to have sexy, which would have been. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.440 Underwater, the goggles did a lot of worse. Yeah, so 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:56.840 that was a bullet dodged. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.280 But also, you know, one of my typical signatures ailes 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:00.840 of behavior. 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:03.440 Someone helps me and then I feel attracted to them. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:08.560 Yeah, yeah, oh my god, that was that was kind 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:11.840 of amazing. Meanwhile, speaking of sharks, I forget how this 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:16.360 came up. Chelsea was talking to Jenny about this great 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:21.400 white shark dive trip. Chelsea, I believe it, found out 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.840 about it, had spoken to someone who was involved in 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:28.280 this charity. You could basically pay in. It's all charitable. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:32.160 Like a scientific research trip. Yes, that you could kind 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:33.000 of tagleong for. 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:39.960 Yeah, And Chelsea was like, I'm doing this, do you 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.240 guys want to go? This was after I think the 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:45.439 Polynesian trip, so she was super into the diving. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:49.040 And we Gaudalajara, I believe, right somewhere in Guadalajara. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:51.120 You go on a science boat. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.679 Yeah, if you leave from San Diego and you go 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.360 out to this Guadaloupe island. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.200 In Guadalupe, I knew it was guad. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:59.440 Yeah, it was a guad. It was a guad and 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.480 one of the Yeah, it's this big great white. 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.600 Short one of the gus, one of the gods. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.560 Yeah, it was a big great white shark breeding ground. 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:11.320 And Chelsea got us in We're like, oh fuck, yeah, 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.960 we're definitely doing that. Chelsea's like, cannot wait, this is 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.000 going to be so awesome. And I don't know in 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:18.920 my memory it was. It was a couple like we 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.440 had planned it for a little while and it was 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:25.560 a couple weeks before the trip, we had booked our flights, 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.680 everything was a go. We were flying out, we were 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:30.800 gonna stay with Jenny's mom, who lives in San Diego. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.600 We had a bait. SID was really little. Chelsea talks 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.280 to Jenny or me or both. It was like, yeah, 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.840 I don't know what I'm thinking. This sounds awful. It's 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.360 a twenty four hour boat ride out to this island. Again, 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.760 information that we knew from the very beginning, but she 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:50.320 just decided to not let it didn't absorb, and so 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:51.160 she's like, for. 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.960 The record, no, no, excuse me, for the record. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.440 I just want to say I don't look at details 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.960 about things until they come closer. So whether that information 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.120 was available or not, I don't I'm not contesting that, 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:06.240 but I am going to say that I wouldn't have 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:08.880 been privy to that information until it came closer. And 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.560 then I start to look at details, and I start 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.640 to look at pictures of where we're staying. 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:15.440 Right on a science boat. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.680 Yeah, this is not an excuse, Chelsea. I mean this 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:21.640 is again, all of this information was readily available months 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.800 and months prior when we got When you got us 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:27.760 excited and By the way, Chelsea and I live in 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:31.360 different economic brackets for sure, but it wasn't a small 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.200 lump of change. I mean, this was like a nice 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.920 donation to go on this trip. And She's like, I'm out, 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.800 I'm out. Did you guys see the boat? Like this 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:44.600 is disgusting and it's a twenty four hour trip and 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:49.840 the water's insane apparently, and where I'm out and what 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.240 happened on our en? I'm like, wait, what really is 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:58.560 this all going to fall apart? Jenny was like, Chelsea's right, 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.160 I'm out too. This is horrible. I don't know what 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.080 we're thinking. This is this boat looks terrible. So now 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:08.200 she's gone, So now we're left. I'm like, what's gonna 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.720 happen in the end? Your cousin stepped up? Molly stepped up, 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:13.320 and well, Molly was always. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:16.920 Going, Molly was going always and and Dara, I said, Molly, 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:17.840 you take a friend. 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:19.440 So Dara who you know? 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:20.440 Yeah, we are in. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.360 My Orca with her this summer. We wait, Dara who 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:25.400 used to work with me on my Netflix show. She 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:30.160 went with Mollie was and by the way, did you 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.120 did you end up going? 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:32.200 Yes? 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:36.680 Yes, such good friends Chelsea. We've known each other so long, 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:37.600 and really. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.560 I went there, so I mean, you expect me to 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:42.160 remember moments I wasn't even there. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.040 Fucking out, Yes, I went, and I ended up getting 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.760 a friend to go, Like days before, I was able 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:52.880 to find somebody because because Jenny was also like I'm out. 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.640 I'm out. Chelsea is right. This boat looks like shit, 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.720 it's gonna sink, and I don't want to go when 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:59.760 we have we have one kid. I should stay back 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.920 with the kid in case you sink and die. So 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.360 I found a friend and it ended up being fantastic. 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:10.000 Ours the best Molly and I. We had the best time. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.240 My buddy was great, Like, we ended up having an 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:16.119 incredible trip. It's a life highlight for sure. But yeah, 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.720 it all sort of came together in a very Chelsea 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.359 in way where it was like, this is the next 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:24.160 big adventure. We are doing this, and we're all like yes, 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.320 and then She's like, ah, have fun, guys out. 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:34.359 But also Dara was seasick from the time they left. 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:36.639 I don't get seasick, but I think on this kind 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:38.600 of adventure you might get seasick. 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:39.600 She was sick. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.320 She lay in her bed and it was a bunk bed, 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:43.400 a cement bunk bed. 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:46.240 So I was right not to go. I was right 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:47.080 not to go because I. 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.560 Would not have been okay with that, Like I need 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:50.640 the right pillow tops. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:53.760 You brought Maxi pads. 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.920 That's what we just lend a whole bunch of Mexicans. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:00.359 Jason always has Maxi pads on him always. Actually I 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:01.760 prefer the term Maxi shield. 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:05.600