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Speaker 1: Welcome. I'm back to another episode of Alcis. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin po to fine sinking feeling? Will you? I mean

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Speaker 1: I let myself. I let my guard down. For example,

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Speaker 1: there's a cloud, Yeah, but I digress. Let's mean they're

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Speaker 1: not going to shout. We in no particular order. Say

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Speaker 1: hey to Jackie Gonzellas do RUTHI Hey, guys, Uh, what's

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Speaker 1: your favorite meal you make for yourself? Okay? Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't make money because my husband's a great chef and

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Speaker 1: he loves to cook, Thank the Lord. But I am

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Speaker 1: really good at making piccardio, and I make it with

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Speaker 1: turkey instead of beef. It's a ground usually beef stew

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Speaker 1: in a tomato est sauce to delicious Cuban dish served

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Speaker 1: over white rice. And I make a very good one

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Speaker 1: of those. Look out. I would love the recipe of that. Please. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Christol Varado, my friend who serves. First time you

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Speaker 1: made out in a car speaking of bruise, rip um?

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Speaker 1: I remember it, okay um, but it was it was

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Speaker 1: in the my my buddy had one of those big

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Speaker 1: black trucks from like Back to the Future. It was

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Speaker 1: like like a Toyota four by four clean and had

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Speaker 1: a camper. I was in the back of the camper

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Speaker 1: with a girl and he was with another girl and

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Speaker 1: they went for a walk in the park and this

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Speaker 1: girl and I were back there. I was very awkward

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Speaker 1: and very nervous um and then she reached lean over

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Speaker 1: and kissed me. It was very sweet. And you were

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Speaker 1: thirty one years old? Hey what he hated the dancing machine?

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Speaker 1: A memory from a school dance, if you please, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I remember a school dance. I guess it

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Speaker 1: was probably the November one. I took mushrooms and it

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Speaker 1: was not a good idea. It was not a good idea.

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Speaker 1: You you don't even enjoy yourself if you're trying to

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Speaker 1: act normal. Yeah, the whole time, because the more normal

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Speaker 1: you try to act, especially at school and a dance,

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Speaker 1: it's just unenjoyable. In fact, every time I took psychone

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Speaker 1: thirty two, two years old. No, it's just like any

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Speaker 1: time you do that at school, you're not gonna enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: You get your money's worth after school, that's right. This

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Speaker 1: is the best anti drug school ps A thing. A

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Speaker 1: few times. Never once did I like going to school, like,

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Speaker 1: never once did I like it and hes Greig Kakowsky

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Speaker 1: that time you impressed a teacher by saying this, Um,

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Speaker 1: you're not making enough money. I support you. I want

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Speaker 1: to be on the lines with you. Guys. She said,

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Speaker 1: get back in your seat, nice and last, but put

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Speaker 1: the lotion on or get the hose. If you think

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Speaker 1: of lates, it's Joey Greer best in Fleece. Any horrible

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Speaker 1: first date, you can share horrible first dates. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to think of one. Um. Uh. I went on

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Speaker 1: a date and it was it was in Chicago and

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Speaker 1: I met up with the woman I was gonna go

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Speaker 1: to nowhere, and I'm sitting at the table and I

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Speaker 1: think it was just like a diet coke whatever cocoach

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Speaker 1: drinking and I sipped the coke and then I don't remember,

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Speaker 1: and I wake up and I'm chained to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: stall to and there's a bathtub and it's filled with

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Speaker 1: water and there's a body in it. And then there's

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Speaker 1: this other person that's the guy from them Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: the dude from Princess Bride as with me and he's

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Speaker 1: carry out. There's like a he's like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what he's a he's a lead from from Princess Bride.

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Speaker 1: He's the captain or what pirate? Pirate? What's his name?

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Speaker 1: Actor's name is Carriell was? Yeah, yeah, I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't know. And uh, but so we're there and then

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, what do we do? What

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Speaker 1: do we do? And and then like this, there's a

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Speaker 1: there's a TV and a ton It's like they's play

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Speaker 1: or something that's like that. I don't remember that. They

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Speaker 1: are parts of this that you don't remember. The only

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Speaker 1: part I don't believe is that he was. I just

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Speaker 1: don't believe that. This doesn't make any sense here. You

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Speaker 1: never left it. That was the early hint. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's do it on the show Horseship. All of our

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Speaker 1: you've seen one comes from mister John who wrote, Hello

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Speaker 1: Kevin two years ago at Big Slick in Kansas City.

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Speaker 1: That's the fundraiser to raise money for children's hospital, Mercy

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Speaker 1: Childrens Hospital that spends no parent or family spends any

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Speaker 1: money for a child suffering from cancer leukemia. It's pretty

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Speaker 1: amazing charity there, Big Slick. Check that out in Kansas City. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You speaking of charitable donations, you locked me in the

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Speaker 1: not locked. You looked me in the eye, thrust out

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Speaker 1: your crotch towards me, and gave me two enthusiastic thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: And all of my fifty two years, that was the

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Speaker 1: best thing that ever happened to me. And I have kids,

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Speaker 1: kid whoa, I've got to remember that move. Uh. This

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Speaker 1: event was surpassed a few weeks ago when I heard

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Speaker 1: the sweet voice of James Heeney singing, I want my

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Speaker 1: baby back, baby back, baby back. Now this sounded familiar,

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Speaker 1: so stopped me. A squirrel has decided to quarantine in

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Speaker 1: my garage and the son of a bitch won't leave.

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Speaker 1: I cannot figure out how he got in there. My

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Speaker 1: suggestion is a squirrel in the garage. Now some of

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Speaker 1: these sound familiar to me because, of course I copy

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Speaker 1: and paste them from the emails into a dock, so

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Speaker 1: they're just in my memory. You all seem to get

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Speaker 1: better and better. Thank you. John Tremper squirreling in the garage.

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Speaker 1: I look, I just what do you need? Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go in there. I'm just gonna grab some milk. Milk, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: please get some milk. Do you get it? You get it?

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Speaker 1: All right? Look? Uh and for the last time, please

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Speaker 1: please do not call John after I go over to

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Speaker 1: his house and get something from his garage. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: just he reminds him that I have some of his

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Speaker 1: tools still, and he doesn't want to let let me

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Speaker 1: borrow anything. All right, What I'm going to John Tom?

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Speaker 1: I don't know my neighbor's name, right, Just look all right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: see what he is? Oh? What are you going next door?

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this? But this isn't a god

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Speaker 1: damn grocery. RUnni here. Okay, I'm going to get some

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Speaker 1: tools and John Tom's god damn you over there. You're

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Speaker 1: over there. If you could get the hose, we'd like

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Speaker 1: an extension so I could bring it further in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you some right out. Clark. All right,

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Speaker 1: I didn't watch you out of my house. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: my wife's all right husband, Dad, all right, I don't

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Speaker 1: want you. I'm trying to explain, good why my father

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Speaker 1: first and then you? Okay, does better if you don't care? Yeah, don't. No,

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Speaker 1: not your mom, Dad, I forget you tell your grandfather, don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just list off the things that you're going to bring back. Now, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a good idea, milk, let him do it? Wait, grandpa,

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Speaker 1: hold on hoes. Yes, somebody go get some tools. No, no,

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Speaker 1: that chocolate syrup? Hey, Tank, what what can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? Hey? Yeah? Yeah, just what Papa beautiful? I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you paid to the house there. We're

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Speaker 1: getting some work done on the garage right now. We

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Speaker 1: gotta get a squirrel squirrel infestation, so yeah, oh let's go.

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Speaker 1: Well you said the groags. Right now, we have got

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Speaker 1: squirrel exterminators are in there. Who's here, Well it's it's Tank, Honey,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Tank? Hi? That was fast up? Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: just flew down that banister Mary Poppins style. Isn't that impressive? Tank? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Yeah, I can put all my weight on it,

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Speaker 1: which isn't much, right, Tank, I'm tiny. You can just

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Speaker 1: throw me up in the air. Yeah, I'm kidding. Well

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Speaker 1: that's that is that they can say that ankle so swollen.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I should be tossed up in the area.

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Speaker 1: That's how you have to catch me soon, I guess.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'll throw you up. I don't know ready

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Speaker 1: catch me? Maybe you could for once. Maybe I should

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Speaker 1: just I told you I've got a bad elbow. God,

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Speaker 1: gonna have to take me to the hospital. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to take me the hospital. Now, I'm supposed to

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Speaker 1: be here to meet the squirrel exterminators. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to tell. Maybe I should just get you excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Is this y exterminators. I've got a couple of guys

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Speaker 1: in the van. We want to make sure this is

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Speaker 1: the right this is the right address. Wonderful? Have him

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Speaker 1: come and Tank? Can you watch these guys? And you

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Speaker 1: gotta take me to the hospital. I have to have

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Speaker 1: somebody here to show me around. This guy doesn't live.

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Speaker 1: He's been taking my milk from my garage, so who

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Speaker 1: knows that the garage better? Baby? I mean come on,

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Speaker 1: do you want me to bleed out? Okay? Uh? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Got this? All right? Listen, Charlie, today's your first day

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Speaker 1: in the job. Okay. As soon as we get the

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Speaker 1: okay for Roger, we're gonna jump out of this van

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Speaker 1: and kill these fucking squirrels. You got it? Okay, good,

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Speaker 1: keep it quiet, keep it quiet. No, I like this.

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Speaker 1: I like this. You're a thinker. You're a thinker because,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. When you go into that garage,

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Speaker 1: you think it's gonna be simple, but it won't be.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever taken a life before? That's right, that's right.

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Speaker 1: You think about that. Okay, you think about whether or

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Speaker 1: not you take it a life before because it changes

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Speaker 1: the man. Roger, Roger, Yeah, I'm all right. You guys,

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Speaker 1: are you kiding me? Yeah? Okay? Are we going? You guys? Roger,

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Speaker 1: Charlie and I'm nuts. Are you guys gonna kill them

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Speaker 1: fucking squirrels today? To send somebody else out? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: it's the big Boss. You talked to him. You talked

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Speaker 1: to him. Listen, all right, all right, hello, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's there's bad reception here. We're gonna kill some squirrels

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Speaker 1: you've given me that. It's bad reception bullshit. It almost

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Speaker 1: sounds yeah, it sounds pretty bad. I mean, I hear you,

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Speaker 1: but if we talk at the same time, I don't stand.

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Speaker 1: Let's just clear some things up before we go in

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Speaker 1: there and take some lives. I'm talking to this guy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's not saying much. I called him Charlie earlier. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I told Charlie Roger. I said, well, Roger gives us

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Speaker 1: the signal. That's good. Oh my god, it's okay. Let

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Speaker 1: me let me tell you you secret. I know your secrets.

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Speaker 1: I know your secret we know do I know? Mushroom?

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Speaker 1: I know you're fine. I want to like the vikings there,

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Speaker 1: my berserkers. I'm going in. Okay, I just fill out

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Speaker 1: this form right here, and then we'll be able to

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Speaker 1: get you in. Like, I don't need a wheelchair. My

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Speaker 1: husband can just carry me. I've got a bad elbow.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any wheelchairs? My ankle is? We do? Actually,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be another form you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: fill out if you want a wheelchair. Yeah. Sorry, your

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Speaker 1: six ft five boyfriend isn't here to hold you, honey.

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Speaker 1: Oh please, he's just a naper. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. Oh yeah, you freak out. Whatever take comes

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Speaker 1: by and you've been giving him crazy milk that the

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Speaker 1: whole time. He thinks he can take all the milk

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Speaker 1: from our garage. Okay, you two, all right, you two.

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Speaker 1: So I just looked at the X ray. I'm your doctor.

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Speaker 1: How's my elbow? Um? So I'll get there, I'll get there. Okay.

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Speaker 1: There's a couple of things really quick. So you said,

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Speaker 1: uh no, no history of blood of high high blood pressure.

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Speaker 1: Alvin Simon, he squirrel. You're not squirrels. You're not squirrels

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Speaker 1: I'll understand that we've been authorized to kill every thing

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Speaker 1: this week. Week six? Okay, well it was pretty simple.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. This is happening fast. This is happening fast.

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Speaker 1: You got it? Okay? I'm sorry you need something? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I just shut the door again, did you I just go,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's me, but it's also possible

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Speaker 1: communicating because their brains are lighting. Obviously that it's like

416
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 1: a like a simon. Can can we eat those lights?

417
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: Or no? I'm sorry? Is there are those lights? They

418
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: look very I don't want to question your expertise, sir.

419
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:26,479
Speaker 1: I've read all of your journals. This has to go public.

420
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: In what capacity are you you're saying we need to

421
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: start publishing our findings so early on. Sorry interrupt sir,

422
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: there's a giraffe in your corolla. Mhm am, I are

423
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: you the boss of dreams? Am I the boss of dreams?

424
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm just really, I'm just relaying a messy. Are you

425
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: in a dream right now? Not as far as I know,

426
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 1: although I don't remember where I came from and I

427
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: don't know where I'm supposed to go right now. M

428
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: Now look at the lower out of my body is

429
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 1: now squid. If anybody's gonna know how to get to

430
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: the center of the get to the center of what

431
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: say it? And if you look to the left, that's

432
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: the reception area of the center of the canch. Now

433
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: we're going to proceed with our tour, and if anyone

434
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: has any questions is short for consciousness. That's actually an

435
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: acronym can overcome nothing? Surely hero, I had no idea.

436
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: I had no idea. So um, that's just one of

437
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: the fun facts that you'll learn here on this very

438
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: tour as we proceed going for I have a question

439
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: about the reception right there to our last uh so

440
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: that looks like a maple oak blend. If I'm not

441
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: mistaken on the on the front facing the end of

442
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: that reception desk. Is that yes, yes, that's fantastic, really nice.

443
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: Viner too, just shines, pops. I have a question as well.

444
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: All of the other people on this tour are people

445
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: I went to high school with, including one one guy

446
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: who died in a car accident. Is this is this

447
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: your dream? Is this a dream? Isn't that funny? Um?

448
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: What is a dream? And what is it? Then? I

449
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: guess well, if conch means can overcome nothing, surely hero,

450
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: then absolutely this is a dream. But if conch means perhaps,

451
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: thank you everybody thanking for gathering here today. All right,

452
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: keep it down, keep it down, please, please keep it down,

453
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: Please keep it down. As you know, it is approaching

454
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: six o'clock in the morning Pacific standard time. In two minutes,

455
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: the Great Awakening will occur. Everybody who has been asleep

456
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: in this institute will be woken up simultaneously. Now, we

457
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: don't know what this might happen. Now I don't know. Yeah,

458
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: we don't know what this might We don't know what

459
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: this might happen. Can I court you on that, sir? Please? Please? Do? Um?

460
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: I want to I want to take one moment here

461
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: before the great awakening occurs to thank each and every

462
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: one of you for your work. Honey, who are you

463
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: talking to? I mean I can barely hear you over

464
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: the shower water, but you just said something about a

465
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: great awakening. What's happening in there? Uh? Just singing a song? Okay,

466
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: because I don't know it, but it sounds deep. This is?

467
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: This is what I mean? Uh, Sam, we need a

468
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: little private time, so this is don't want to have

469
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: to explain myself in my private time. Oh okay, So

470
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: shower thoughts are all yours and I should stay the

471
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: funk out that. I mean, they don't have to be babe,

472
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: if you want by sir, sir, are you gonna use

473
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: conditioner or just shampoo? I'm gonna please. You should answer

474
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: from your own everybody you can see what's happening my

475
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: with you? Okay, all right, everybody, Well we have lessons.

476
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: Do you use the same bar of soap for your

477
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: faces with less than sixty? All right, you two have

478
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: a great idea. Since it's dream, all I have to

479
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: do is kill you with these your shorts and there

480
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: will be no consequences because oh I'm I am my dad.

481
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: We're dead. Roger Um, I've talked to the judge and

482
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: it seems like you are. You are serving those twelve

483
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: back to back back back to back to back to

484
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: back to back to back to back life and uh well,

485
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: sure sure, Roger. You stabbed two people with I mean

486
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: Claymore's that's there's a huge swords and uh look, I

487
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: get it you're high on all right, but I mean

488
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: if we look at your history, you were in that

489
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: garage with your two co workers who were just charred up,

490
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: cut up, and then now we've got another double homicide

491
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: in their in their garage. You I don't to Nolan.

492
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: Um gosh, I've been here a while. I feel like

493
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: I can call you Chris. Is this all you have

494
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: for us today on your Inception sequel ideas? Or because

495
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to jump in before you get to

496
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: the end of what happens. I mean, we're building, we're

497
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: building towards something, you know that that I think is

498
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: pretty clear whether this is heading right. Uh so it's

499
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: not clear, So I guess that's what I'm saying. I

500
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: don't want to jump in anymore. Please continue, Oh really,

501
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: because the the the midway point is the right time

502
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: to assess a Christopher Nolan joint. Okay, yes, that's what

503
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: I remembered, and that's what I was trying to accomplish.

504
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: So I have a couple of questions. Yes, yes, by

505
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: all means, I'm sure the film will answer them. But

506
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: but but while we've stopped the film, like, let's let's

507
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: go ahead and just address what are your concerns at

508
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: this point. The swords they seem too big. Well, they're

509
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: claim as they're they're known to be large swords. Nolan,

510
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: Mr Nolan, Sorry, there's a voice in my head talking,

511
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: please to wake up. It's time to wake up from

512
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: your nap. It's time to feed the kittie cats. All right.

513
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I think I think this is a dream right now,

514
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: So I think you're not an actual executive, and I

515
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: think somebody is trying to accept me and tell me

516
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: that my sequels a terrible idea. Uh now, I'm going

517
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: to wake up, feed my kiddy cats, and get back

518
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: to reality. Alright, Good luck, God, damn man, where the

519
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: hell may you? Damn you got, Christopher, no awakening. You

520
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: can overcome nothing, surely, hero, Amen, turn that goddamn brading off. Man. Listen, man,

521
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: let me do someone. Look man, I'm dom sick and

522
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: tired of you. Goddamn Christopher Nolan. So many movie ideas

523
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: from these dreams, but they're all just sequels of Christopher. Prisoners, Prisoners,

524
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 1: keep the Down, prisoners, new fish coming through, double homicide,

525
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: new fish coming through. Get in there. I Uh, I'm Roger. Everybody,

526
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: welcome him to the prison, first time, the first time.

527
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: Here come hey, Roder, turnaround formula. Okay, there's a troll

528
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: BHD you. Oh yeah, thanks, Okay, holy sh it, all right, listen, baby,

529
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: I don't. I just want to stop you real real quick.

530
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think this person went okay, but

531
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about your dreams again. This

532
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: has become like an every morning thing, and I love you.

533
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: There's a vivid I just want to share with you.

534
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: I just want to share up that piece of me

535
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: with you. It doesn't resonate with me nothing lands Do

536
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I mean, it's it's my

537
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: deepest thoughts, from my most inner subconscious and you're saying

538
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: that doesn't resonate with you. Do you see how that

539
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: hurt hurts me? Because that's like, that's who I am,

540
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: but who I didn't even know I was. Look, I

541
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: don't now I hear you when you were sleeping. Last night.

542
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: I went on web MD. What I look at some

543
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: of these simples peopleth been having. I think maybe, Um,

544
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor, but I think maybe we're both

545
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: suffering from a broken from our hearts. Our hearts aren't pumping. Well,

546
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: wait a second, I am a doctor. Let me take

547
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: us to my office and I'll run some tests. I mean,

548
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: if you think people, it looks here are e kg

549
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: s are pretty clear? Actually, okay, we're having no problems there.

550
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: It's really steady rhythm. Okay, then I guess maybe maybe

551
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: it's just me. I'll run more tests. If that's what

552
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: makes you happy, that's what I'll do. But what makes

553
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: me happy is what makes you happy? Except the dream park? Well,

554
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: what makes me happy to sharing my dreams. Okay, this

555
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 1: is a bit of a h I think I wanted

556
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: to wait. Just wait one second. Sometimes they revive, don't

557
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: start CPR, do not start CPR, do not resuscitate. Right

558
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: now we have to wait. Do you think that he's

559
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: just gonna wake up? Do you think he's just gonna

560
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: let me? Sometimes sometimes they don't know. I wow, I

561
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 1: thought you had my back and then you completely flipped

562
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: on me. Guys, Relax, I'm a doctor, Okay, I swear

563
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. And these hands look like fish fins

564
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: for no reason. It's fine, right, But doing no harm

565
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: means we should get in there and try to reastout him.

566
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: Do you know how much harm actual resussity Asian does make?

567
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you crack ribs worse than I ever could. Well,

568
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: let's stay away from the ridge, Tommy, Yeah, why don't

569
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: you guys start some pulses, some compressions on his abdomen.

570
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: I heard asshole. Did you hear that, Tommy? I heard abdomen.

571
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: But I'm down for the asshole. Let's let's uh, let's

572
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: just flip him over and get to it all right.

573
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm telling you right now, I am

574
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: just not sleeping. Well, I don't know what it is. Uh,

575
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I haven't slept in the past like three weeks,

576
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: not a wink. I have not slept at How do

577
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: you want your eggs done? Um? I'm talking with a

578
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: little bit of hot dog pieces. Don't We don't do bacon.

579
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: We could do sausage. We can do chicken sausage. Or tomatoes. Well,

580
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: you have a sausage, we do a sausage. I mean,

581
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: it's so just make a hot dog. We don't have

582
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: hot we don't have hot dogs on the menu. What

583
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: do you mean why don't we have chicken sausage? I admittedly,

584
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: it's pretty close. It's pretty that's not a chicken. What

585
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: kind of toast? But you have h um let's see,

586
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: I guess to do a wrap a rap? No, I

587
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: mean we have wrapped, but you ordered, you ordered the

588
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: two egg pladder mm hmm, yes, I did. I know

589
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 1: what I ordered. Okay, just give me some eggs with

590
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: sausage and let me have toast rap toast wrap and

591
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: what kind of potato? Oh kind of potato? I guess

592
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: I'll do this right. Home fries or again, you can

593
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: do a sided tomatoes. Oh, let's do regular fries. Let's staut.

594
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: Do you have yes, I said, and you have home fries.

595
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: Seemed like, okay, I want a hot dog, but you

596
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: have sauceage, so there's no hot dogs. I'm saying, give

597
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: me steak cut fries and you can't do that. But

598
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: you have hash runs and you have home fries. Do

599
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: you see the problem? The problem is that I'm a

600
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: giant hot dog and you're talking to me trying to

601
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: order you know what. I think you've finally fallen asleep,

602
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: and that's the end of the bloody movie. Any fucking questions,

603
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: I don't have any? Do you have any, Steve? I

604
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: don't have any? Okay, we love it all right, So

605
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: next time, can I play the whole fucking movie before

606
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: you interrupt me? I think you're right about that one

607
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: question though, if I may, Yes, at any point during

608
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: this where we see pieces of hot Dog, Yes, yes,

609
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,399
Speaker 1: there's going to be there's going to be a whole

610
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: marketing tie in, okay with Johnsonville Brats. Yes. Oh, I

611
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: actually had a question. Now I know that you didn't

612
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: ask me if I had a question. Do you have

613
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: a question? I have? I actually have a question, Mr Nolan.

614
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: At the beginning of this presentation, you spun a top

615
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: on the desk and it actually hasn't stopped spinning. And

616
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: this presentation has been about four hours long, and it

617
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be slowing down. You dress is a

618
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 1: bloody dream. This is a bloody dream, isn't it? Oh no, no,

619
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: it's it Is this a dream? It's still spinning. Okay, okay,

620
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: you too, you're gonna have to get out of the right,

621
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: you too, are gonna have all of US's gonna have

622
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: to get out with any hot dogs chopped up inside dog?

623
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Speaker 1: What what the hell are you talking about? Dogs? Where's

624
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: the pop over the hot dog? I don't know, I

625
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't I don't know. Bring me a

626
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: slushy with hot on top. I'm not gonna bring you

627
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: with slushy with you. It's gonna melt. Haven't had, I

628
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: haven't had, Senior. It's marketing. What is the marketing people

629
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: in the seats? Where is everybody? It's just over and

630
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: over over again, and a bunch of rons. There's like

631
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: twenty five ron's here. Now listen. Okay, I'm a snake. Okay, yeah,

632
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: snake and baby do you think that's a pro head

633
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: that's on you? Snake, your cobra head, snake python body.

634
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm agin

635
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: and that scene too, uh. Hot dog pieces broke Chris

636
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 1: so much that he froze onto Zoom was just laughing.

637
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: I thought he was laughing in that position, trying to

638
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: enter again for seven minutes. No that's not trying to

639
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: read it. I don't know what's actually he really is frozen?

640
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: What if he isn't frozen? What if he's still laughing?

641
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: From Hot Dog Pizza. See three comes to us from

642
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: Emmanuel from Sweden, who wrote, dear Alchemist, first of all,

643
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart, and then all caps,

644
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you regular caps for all the laughter

645
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: you bring us. You're all great and I love you all.

646
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound like more like Swiss than Sweeten Switzerland.

647
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: My scene suggestion a medieval road trips slash spring break,

648
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: Thank you you, kindly, Alchemist, Manuel Gonzalez from Sweden. By

649
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: the way, is Joey Band from Instagram? Couldn't find him?

650
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,959
Speaker 1: That seems right? Yeah, the answer is yeah, I gotta

651
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: I gotta got a problem with this. Zach oh, the

652
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: zach sweet, the Zack suck Um. Yeah, here we go,

653
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: medieval road trip springbray. It's just going to be wild.

654
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. We've all got to give up.

655
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: We're gonna go and have just pails and pails of ale.

656
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: It gonna be wiled. This is going to Why do

657
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: we need to travel for the ale? Don't be such

658
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 1: a party but we're going to have goblets and goblets

659
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,959
Speaker 1: of ale. And I brought these two maces just for fun.

660
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: Jesus Ale, phone around, see what happens, shake it up?

661
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: And besides, all the women are in Canterbury a good

662
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: points can can' bris it's just funtistic. Look and now

663
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: this is a big borrowed my dad's horse, and we

664
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: can't funk up my dad's horse or your dad? Is that?

665
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: Is that happening? I take away because we're sucking your dad. No, no, no, no,

666
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: holy sh it, what the hell? No, no, make your mind?

667
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: What the fog was? Are my a dream? Did I know?

668
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: The whop? Again? Yeah? A little bit? Are we still

669
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: bringing this guy on the road trip? Seems like a

670
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: bit of a of course, wheel looks like a bit

671
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: of a wet blanket. I got the blankets. They're not wet. Okay, well,

672
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: all right, you guys are gonna be taking my horse.

673
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be taking my horse off, screwing briad.

674
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: All four of us are going to jump on that horse,

675
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 1: says your dad. We're talking. Excuse me, No, bastard Topkins

676
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: will take good care yours? All right? All right? I

677
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: think maybe you should put the carriage on. You should, Oh,

678
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 1: we could take the kid. Normally I wouldn't the carriage

679
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: cage six? You would seek six. You would if it's

680
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: six people, think about how much ale it would see

681
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: barrels and barrels. Of there's there's one four of you.

682
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: Take one spot forward would be for ale and I.

683
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: There's enough room for one more person. Your dad's not

684
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: coming right getting shut up? Shut up? I didn't ask

685
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: to combat. Are you awful? Do you mind if we

686
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: just who? I think wish you get? Going twelve years

687
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: older than I feel bad for him and his wife died.

688
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: He's really lonely, But you're not going to try to

689
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: find new mom for yourself. He's gonna try to find

690
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,959
Speaker 1: new mom for you with your daddy from her death.

691
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: Or is he that's really fucked up to bring up

692
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: my I mean he was rather suspicious my first you

693
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: want to my dad. Don't want to know if he's

694
00:47:55,200 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: been exhonerating My mom was a witch? Well, but the

695
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: boozers were on the back of her head. Yeah, so

696
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: that's stuff. What funk? Is this a forensic side? She

697
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: wasn't a witch because she burned up, right, that's exactly right. Now,

698
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: get this horse attached to the carriage, and I want

699
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,760
Speaker 1: a better attitude. Want to come back with it? Okay,

700
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: you take it there to go find a new mom

701
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: or we could just cut and run right now, he's

702
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: trying to hook up the carriage. Is all four jump

703
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: on the horse forget Well, he just took the horse

704
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,240
Speaker 1: to the carriage. You want us a dead sprint? Another

705
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: option as we then go, okay, what is that with you?

706
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: And now we're going to have an influx of young,

707
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: disgusting people into cancer as they celebrate. Was just spitting

708
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: at the disgusting show. Yes, it's it's spring break, Archbishop.

709
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: Spring breaks as surprising not that many people are excited

710
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 1: about East Star as they are about spring. I believe

711
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: it corresponds to the to the vernal equinox is heresy,

712
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: you've you've you've burned me many times and I haven't

713
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: do You haven't burn so that's your I guess the

714
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: only way they test is to burn me again. Let's

715
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: check him. Wait, why don't that You want to check

716
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 1: his Alright, we've done that too often. Nothing is up there.

717
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: Now let's get back onto this docket before we burn you.

718
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 1: We have to decide what you're going to do about

719
00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: all these disgusting children running around. Soyer lean the holy

720
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: line that can prepare? Well it does? It does? Out

721
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: of business to the town. Oh business, yes, if we

722
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: put a closed sign, but we do count on the business.

723
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how many boils do you have? Done?

724
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: They just it's it's their boils, the boys boys, I mean,

725
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: what are they giving you an opportunity? Boils? What is this? Oh? No, what?

726
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: Obviously maybe we should have it so that we put

727
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: a closed for business sign at the entrance to contemary. Okay,

728
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: don't use pus first of all. So no, do they

729
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: I mean those things? Yes, that should that should be

730
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: a telltale sign right away. I'm sweating. I'm a witch.

731
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not aware he's a burman seem Look,

732
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: here's a witch that boil. Some of these boils came

733
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: from a bad sun burning. Please please, I don't want

734
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: to be known as the man poils on his face.

735
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: I've just got some blisters from the sun. Well, then

736
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: get them lapsed. I don't know what to tell you. Well,

737
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: I suppose the only thing to do, since we have

738
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 1: such a long trip to Canterbury is to tell each

739
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: other tales to pass the time. All right, Brent, don't

740
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: want don't you go first? All right? All right? This

741
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: is the this is the Night's tale highlight. This one

742
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: play said night a no night? We the k other?

743
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: It does it does? It does t place at night?

744
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: So maybe there's a double evening in the title. I

745
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: guess I never thought about it. That could you start

746
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: in the middle. That's my favorite part. Start in the middle.

747
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't heard it. I haven't heard it.

748
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 1: Start in the middle. You're I'm gonna start in the middle,

749
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: get to the end, and they're up around the beginning.

750
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: It would be like a Crystal Nolan movie. It's the

751
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: best part. Right. The dragon attacked. The dragon burned them

752
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: with his flames, and the night seemed to have perished.

753
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 1: But a witch, a witch came out of nowhere brought

754
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: the night back to life, and the dragon turned out

755
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: to be merely a town dog. Didn't the witch come

756
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: from the dragon? Zanies? You just you're just adle obsessed,

757
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: all right? Hold hold, hold, Carrizy doors is a souling side.

758
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: It's gotta be a little tax. No way you're using

759
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: my row without paying how much is the bloody tax?

760
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: What much you got? Know? How much is the bloo? No,

761
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: don't answer that, it is the bloody text. The blow

762
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: taxes two barrels of ales. It's all like you, well,

763
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: we can't give him. We're going to get drunk in Canterbury.

764
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: If we don't negotiate you going the caps, I'll give

765
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: you one aisle blood right, Yeah, do you want to

766
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: go with us? We got room for You can just

767
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: invite him too, if the girls would not paying a

768
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: fucking tax to get him and fucking see, we don't

769
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 1: even a room. We're gonna have to kick my dad out. Yeah.

770
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: Lets you killed your mom. Gee, you're the one whose

771
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: wanted You're the one you wanted to and now you

772
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,479
Speaker 1: say kick him out, So he's gonna be so again?

773
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: Why are we bringing me so we could kill somebody

774
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: else's mom stopped moving the ride stuff? Oh but decisions soon.

775
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: Cho claim not have my carriage and horse? Who the

776
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: hell are you boy? My name is Tank Fake. I'm

777
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: just gonna let you pass without our tax on our road.

778
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: Dummy was one of the barrels of ail. He wants

779
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: a better veil. Yeah, yeah, but we might not have

780
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 1: enough room. For him in the carriage. But we could

781
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: have him just ride the horse, or somebody else rides

782
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 1: a horse. Then we have room. We keep it ale,

783
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: we keep everybody on. It's all good. Yeah, but pops,

784
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: do you want to get on the horse, then make

785
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: room for the X men? Mm hm be good, all right,

786
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: it would be good for your bum. If you're gonna

787
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: be good for my bomb. You're a bomb of cessed

788
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: to humid b it's gonna probably really hurt my mvoids.

789
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: Nah My, push them back in, my push him back in.

790
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: All right, I'll try it. I'll try you. I mean,

791
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: they're so big, they got hand puppets. Now, just be

792
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 1: careful when you're traveling, and be careful when you get

793
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: to Contubury, and please send the goat back home with

794
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: a little note that I knew that you got first. Okay, Mom,

795
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: just give me keys and let me go. Man, I

796
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: don't want you to come. I'm and'll be so sad. Fine,

797
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: I'll just take a kiss from our current goat thing.

798
00:55:54,320 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: They're going to go ill. So safe. I'll take these

799
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: two Mason's to stay safe. In fact, don't don't know

800
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 1: how to use, but they'll keep me safe. Showing them.

801
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: Come please, she's already cold. He's a lot of time ago.

802
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: He's not right. Time to slot to you and eat

803
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: you show oha. Man. Oh, what a traveling road it's

804
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 1: been down. James's anal canal. All right, let's thank almost

805
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: all of the alchemists. Jackie, thank you so much. We

806
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 1: love having you all the way from that closet. You're

807
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: thank you. I love being here. Thanks for having me again.

808
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: Uh if you're joining Jankie's videos, are there anymore coming

809
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: for the folks, Yes, I'm editing one. Oh goodye. So

810
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: go to the Instagram account, which is just your name.

811
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: It's just my name, but it's shorter. It's just at

812
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: Jackie d Ruthie. I'll say well, thank you again, jack

813
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: thank you. Craig accoun I'm not sure from your background

814
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: if that's a menu board at a new restaurant. Yeah,

815
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: Unfortunately I have to close down due to COVID, so

816
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: nothing on the slate right now, but we will have eggs,

817
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: hash browns and hot dog pieces available once the governor

818
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: says we can open back. Go. Oh fantastic, And you

819
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: have the uh that show coming up that Chris was

820
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: so excited about I'll take his place. And oh yeah,

821
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: I think there's still a little time to promote this.

822
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: Uh my improv group Das Risky, which is a three

823
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 1: man improv group we've had for about twenty years. We're

824
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Speaker 1: doing a online lecture and uh a read through of

825
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Speaker 1: one of our classic improvised shows from a number of

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Speaker 1: October eleven, one pm Pacific time. Excellent, can't wait. Dr

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Speaker 1: James Heeney, thank you so very much. Pal, thank you,

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Speaker 1: And I'm sure that if you go to Chris Alvarado

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Speaker 1: dot com there will be a link to the very

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Speaker 1: many things that you've heard about the Alchemist talking about today.

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Speaker 1: It maybe even links to me. Excellent, and um, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna hold off on letting the folks know what happened

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Speaker 1: to Chris as a way to provoke more emails and

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Speaker 1: your questions. Let's thank our engineer of the Stars and producer,

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Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bainem. I'm your host, Kevin bog reminding you

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Speaker 1: to please be kind to each other where I'm asked

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Speaker 1: when you go outside and let's get through the shower.

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Speaker 1: Until next time, Alchemy, Blue and I and a football