Speaker 1: Kabbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 3: In the air everywhere.
Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben and Danny G Radio.
Speaker 1: No days off, no days off, And a Happy Father's
Speaker 1: Day to those it applies to and to all the
Speaker 1: fathers in the world. Happy Father's Day, Danny G Radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whoo, this is my first official Father's Day where
Speaker 3: it's like, you know, my de kid. Yeah. I've had
Speaker 3: step kids for years, but this is actually my you know,
Speaker 3: the first kid that is not going to say, I
Speaker 3: don't have to listen to you.
Speaker 1: You're not my dad, Yeah, you're just you're just like
Speaker 1: a pretend dad.
Speaker 3: You don't you don't really know, you don't care. I
Speaker 3: don't care if you pay all the bills around here.
Speaker 1: You're not du now co of course, so young has
Speaker 1: no idea what Father's Day is, but but still, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have a big, big party today, Nanny, what's the plan?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, last Father's Day, my girl was pregnant
Speaker 3: with Koha, so I got a couple of gifts and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. It was cool, and I think it's
Speaker 3: gonna be a kickback day today if we do anything.
Speaker 3: We were planning on going to the La Zoo, which
Speaker 3: is right there adjacent to Bourbonk cause you know there's
Speaker 3: one of those birds going.
Speaker 1: All right, little Zoo, the beautiful genotry way, right, isn't
Speaker 1: that Yeah off.
Speaker 3: Ramp, Yeah, really pretty park over there.
Speaker 1: And we should also say Happy Father's Day to the
Speaker 1: great fathers of the world like Antonio Cramarti, y Sean.
Speaker 3: Camp Oh, don't forget Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill, Philip Rivers, although he all was the same woman,
Speaker 1: but you go down the long list. There so many
Speaker 1: wonderful fathers in the world of sports that have reproduced
Speaker 1: keeping the human race alive.
Speaker 3: And well, I think you and I both liked our
Speaker 3: moms over our dads. Yeah, we were the great dad's cool,
Speaker 3: but my mom is a rock star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got closer with my dad when my mom
Speaker 1: passed away, but I was like, yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 1: You know, my dad not quite as prolific as Willie
Speaker 1: McGahee remember the or Willis mcgae remember the running back.
Speaker 3: Of course and Ravens Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think he had ten kids with nine women.
Speaker 1: So that's a lot of logistical issues there for sure.
Speaker 1: Is Antonio Cramarti the leader Still, I know Travis Henry
Speaker 1: had a lot.
Speaker 3: I mean, Tyreek is catching up at a young age.
Speaker 3: He's got ten now.
Speaker 1: Tyreek, it's weird because he's got kids that were born
Speaker 1: like the same month from different mothers. That's odd. M hm,
Speaker 1: you know your siblings. And I talked about that on
Speaker 1: the radio, and then a couple of people emailed me
Speaker 1: and one called up and said, well, you know, Ben,
Speaker 1: it's actually not that uncommon. You have siblings that are
Speaker 1: born the same month.
Speaker 3: Really okay, uncommon for some of us. And then what
Speaker 3: do you do? Do you make sure the baby mamas
Speaker 3: are set up in the same city so they could
Speaker 3: be at the same hospital, Like what if they go
Speaker 3: into labor around the same time. What about the calls
Speaker 3: on Father's Day? Do you get calls?
Speaker 1: Do you have to schedule It's like going to the
Speaker 1: genius bar at Apple. I'm available, but three forty five,
Speaker 1: but I have another call from a different sibling of
Speaker 1: yours that will be available, you know, at four fifteen.
Speaker 3: So and then I'm sure what he can do because
Speaker 3: he's got a lot of money. Just rent out one
Speaker 3: restaurant for the whole day and have a schedule of
Speaker 3: the times where the different families show up for the
Speaker 3: different kids.
Speaker 1: Daddy, Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, absolutely Father's Day. Here's fun fact,
Speaker 1: Father's Day. Fun fact. The holiday Father's Day. President Lyndon
Speaker 1: Johnson nineteen sixty six Saurnurday Proclamation calling Father's Day to
Speaker 1: be celebrated the third Sunday of June. It was not
Speaker 1: official though for six more years. It was tricky Dicky
Speaker 1: Richard Nixon who signed it into law. I've been to
Speaker 1: the Nixon Presidential Library and Beautiful Yorba Linda, California. But
Speaker 1: President Richard Nixon signed that into law for permanent recognition
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy two. There are one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: six thousand stay at home dads.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: His estimate that was as of ten years ago. It
Speaker 1: was probably you think it's probably more right.
Speaker 3: After COVID for sure. Yeah. Yeah. And remember in the
Speaker 3: eighties it was like not common to the point where
Speaker 3: they made that hit movie Mister Mom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah too, I remember mister Mom, classic classic
Speaker 1: cinema back in the day. Twenty percent That is the
Speaker 1: percentage of all Father's Day cards bought buy wives for
Speaker 1: their husbands. So twenty percent fifty percent is the percentage
Speaker 1: of all Father's Day cards that are purchased for fathers.
Speaker 1: The rest are for husband's grandfather's, sons, brothers, et cetera.
Speaker 1: And a total of eighty seven million greeting cards are
Speaker 1: sold for Father's Day. I don't have the numbers in
Speaker 1: front of me for Mother's Day, but I'll bet you
Speaker 1: it's triple.
Speaker 3: That, oh more than that, because I was going to
Speaker 3: bring it up. I was gonna mention to you that
Speaker 3: some people aren't even aware that this is Father's Day weekend.
Speaker 3: That's how little pub it gets compared to Mother's Day. Especially,
Speaker 3: you know, Mother's Day's a big deal. Father's Day, eh,
Speaker 3: kind of an afterthought for some people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for a lot of people, for sure, A lot
Speaker 1: of people it's not that big, not.
Speaker 3: A big deal. Write a card and a tie is
Speaker 3: the old joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: So Dad shut up and go out there and grill
Speaker 3: for all of us. We'll put you to work on
Speaker 3: your day.
Speaker 1: Dad just wants to go play golf or something. You know,
Speaker 1: get the hell out, get the hell away. As you said,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to the mail bag. What do
Speaker 1: you say, Danny, It's about that time. It's mail bag.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Ohio. Wow. These are actual correspondence
Speaker 1: from actual people that listen to this podcast and have
Speaker 1: taken the time out to send us a message. We
Speaker 1: thank you all all for sending messages in. We do
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Very kind of you. Dale. I think it
Speaker 1: was Dale and several other listeners sent me various emails
Speaker 1: about this story out of Florida. It took place this week,
Speaker 1: and I guess we'll use it in the mail bag.
Speaker 1: It's a Safari Kingdom story, the woman who was eaten
Speaker 1: by a crocodile. Did you see this one in the
Speaker 1: some canal in Florida? Yeah, in Clearwater, Florida. And there's
Speaker 1: a photo that made the rounds on the internet, and
Speaker 1: you guys wanted to make sure I saw the photo,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. That shows the fourteen foot alligator
Speaker 1: with the woman's body inside the alligator's belly.
Speaker 3: What a photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the cops are there with their body cams,
Speaker 1: and there there's a it's wild. There's a forty I
Speaker 1: guess it was a homeless woman, forty one year old woman,
Speaker 1: just alligator food.
Speaker 3: She found a home. Oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 1: And a dad joke is that that's wrong with I
Speaker 1: agree with your dad though dead joke. Hey, but when
Speaker 1: you're dad, any jokes are dead joke. You can just
Speaker 1: say it was.
Speaker 3: It's very true, very true.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Footage released by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation
Speaker 1: Commission show the aftermath of the attack. Now, when I
Speaker 1: was in South Carolina, was my first experience in a
Speaker 1: place with wild gaiters. And I was told by my
Speaker 1: father in law and others in South Carolina that or
Speaker 1: actually that was in North Carolina. The gators are they're
Speaker 1: mostly fine. They just you leave them alone. They'll leave
Speaker 1: you alone. Just don't get near them, and and don't
Speaker 1: don't invade their space, and they won't bother you. So
Speaker 1: why did this alligator eat the woman? Did she go
Speaker 1: to a place she must have gone to a place
Speaker 1: she shouldn't have gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, but poor lady a bad decision to get
Speaker 3: that close to it. If that's what happened. There's a
Speaker 3: guy who's viral right now and he's like the alligator Whisperer,
Speaker 3: and there's all these videos of him right next to
Speaker 3: the alligators, touching them underneath their there is do they
Speaker 3: have chins? What are those underneath their jaws? Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he's he's a explaining that sudden movements is what triggers them.
Speaker 3: But he's so like smooth and calm around them that
Speaker 3: nothing happens to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you are chased by an alligator, aren't
Speaker 1: you supposed to go on a zig zigzag because they
Speaker 1: can't run side of it?
Speaker 3: You've said that before on the podcast. And Klay Travis
Speaker 3: uh who pointed out this week that the WNBA is
Speaker 3: going to be fifty million dollars in debt this season.
Speaker 3: He always on the air would brag that he could
Speaker 3: win a fight with an alligator, that he would just
Speaker 3: wrap his arms around the snout and that's how he
Speaker 3: would win the fight.
Speaker 1: Well, that sounds fine in theory, but in execution will
Speaker 1: that work? And if you're wrong?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god? And then how long could you keep
Speaker 3: that grip if that was your strategy, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well then you could with your other you could close
Speaker 1: it with your elbow and then poke the eyes. Maybe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he could do that. I think he
Speaker 3: did say he would try to gouge the eyes. He said, like,
Speaker 3: stabilize it by shutting its jaws and then go for
Speaker 3: the eyes.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a fair point that once you close the
Speaker 1: alligator's mouth, you don't want to be opening the alligator's mouth.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get some duct tape exactly that
Speaker 1: things shut. But if you're by yourself, it's a war
Speaker 1: of attrition.
Speaker 3: Did you hear what happened just a few weeks ago
Speaker 3: at a middle school in Missouri. No, they were celebrating
Speaker 3: the end of the school year, so they had one
Speaker 3: of those mobile zoos come and set up. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: got little creatures, nothing too big or wild. But they
Speaker 3: had a baby gator who was about fourteen to fifteen
Speaker 3: inches long with its snout taped, and it got loose.
Speaker 3: Authorities there in Missouri searched for hours that afternoon on
Speaker 3: the camp is trying to find this thing, panicking. They
Speaker 3: couldn't find it for a week, fire and police searched
Speaker 3: even the nearby creek beds and couldn't find this thing.
Speaker 3: They called off the search.
Speaker 1: So it's just gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I mean they said authority said they were
Speaker 3: worried that it couldn't fend for itself because its mouth
Speaker 3: was taped shut. But imagine if it was able to
Speaker 3: get that tape off and then you know, feed to
Speaker 3: be big enough to go eat a middle schooler, like
Speaker 3: you know, feast on a sixth grader. Oh man, that'll
Speaker 3: be a cool story in a year from now. Yeah, yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 3: Missouri Gator shows back up on middle school campus.
Speaker 1: Gator Revene Part two. Mike writes in from Phoenix. He says, guys,
Speaker 1: enjoy the podcast. He says, how upset are you that
Speaker 1: Southwest Airlines is going to start charging for bags? Is
Speaker 1: this true?
Speaker 3: Danny?
Speaker 1: I saw something on this on the internet. This guy
Speaker 1: says they're going to start charging for bags.
Speaker 3: It's uh.
Speaker 1: Is that official?
Speaker 3: It's not official, but it's the CEO didn't address it,
Speaker 3: so that people say, biomission, it's going to happen. Because
Speaker 3: he didn't talk about it, they think it's going to happen. Yeah, sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big Southwest guy, because I hate not
Speaker 1: being able to get a good seat, and I know
Speaker 1: I won't get a good seat if I fly Southwest.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you got to pay extra to get in that
Speaker 1: first group and all that.
Speaker 3: Or you just twenty four hours before the flight, you
Speaker 3: sit there in the queue and hit the button to
Speaker 3: get in the first group.
Speaker 1: Or you could bend the rules and say I have
Speaker 1: an undisclosed medical condition. I need to go in the
Speaker 1: A group and they're not allowed to ask. You're not
Speaker 1: You should not do that. That would be that's right.
Speaker 3: What are those little pets called?
Speaker 1: That would be your emotional Yeah, a miniature horse. You
Speaker 1: have a little emotional baby gator, Kevin writes in King
Speaker 1: Tape Shut Yeah yeah Kevin in Kansas, right, since says
Speaker 1: Ben and Danny G. Hull Cogan, Oh that you mentioned.
Speaker 1: Hul Cogan is launching his Real American beer and Reggie
Speaker 1: Jackson had the Reggie Bar Brother as a famous podcast dooh,
Speaker 1: Kevin says, I know that you'll have some kind of
Speaker 1: product coming out soon. What product could we expect coming
Speaker 1: from you too? In the near future? He says, I'll
Speaker 1: be standing in line to order first. Well, thank you, Kevin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we weren't just as popular as like the Kelsey's right,
Speaker 1: we could come up with something wrong again. What could
Speaker 1: we do, Danny? What item would we sell a lot of?
Speaker 3: What would it be?
Speaker 1: What do people want? I was thinking about doing T
Speaker 1: shirts again, like doing some kind of T shirt for
Speaker 1: the radio show. I could do one for the podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody's interested in that, well, email
Speaker 1: me let me know if you're interested, if you'd buy
Speaker 1: a shirt. Thank you, though, Kevin Frank in Long Island.
Speaker 1: Frank from Long Island says Ben and Danny, Ben, I
Speaker 1: was here. I heard your show the other night with
Speaker 1: Marcel and Keg drinking Steve. I think he's from Missouri
Speaker 1: going at it on the Malard Militia feud. Where does
Speaker 1: this rank in your show's crazy game show moments? So,
Speaker 1: for those who didn't hear it, Marcel in Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: Keg drinking Steve were battling it out and it was
Speaker 1: a battle of curse words from Steve, Marcel saying things
Speaker 1: he never normally says as answers what because Marcel is
Speaker 1: a godframe man, and it was very entertaining. He was
Speaker 1: not the craziest moment. The craziest moment still is hollering
Speaker 1: James fast asleep winning the game too much or not enough.
Speaker 1: That is by far the greatest moment in the history
Speaker 1: of the show in terms of game shows. And we've
Speaker 1: had other crazy game show moments that have taken place,
Speaker 1: and it was good. It was a solid moment, Frank,
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure I'm not going to remember it
Speaker 1: like a day from now. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Remember the mountain, the Mallards Mountain of money where Eddie
Speaker 3: was telling his contestant white basketball player.
Speaker 4: Four years Hall of Famer, old school, he shot free
Speaker 4: throws underhanded.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, his son's playing the NBA like Scooter.
Speaker 4: And uh, what's the other Drew?
Speaker 3: His son won the dunk contest.
Speaker 4: White guy with the Clippers, no.
Speaker 3: Racist.
Speaker 1: I remember the one guy I forget who it was,
Speaker 1: gave the clue his airness and the guy couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out it was Michael Jordans.
Speaker 3: You heard that awareness, Yes, well, also Fremont, our friend
Speaker 3: in Fremont.
Speaker 1: Andrew Fremont, Yes, Andrew.
Speaker 3: Wasn't there a clue about a murder if it was
Speaker 3: for oj right?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, somebody got that wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was Andrew. I have to find that drop
Speaker 3: at that clip. That's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Frank, We've had a lot of stupid stuff that's
Speaker 1: happened on game shows, is what we're trying to say. Patrick,
Speaker 1: DJ Spin from San Diego.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what up do Joy Spoon?
Speaker 1: He says, I got a question for you guys, A
Speaker 1: question each. She says, first to Danny as a fellow DJ,
Speaker 1: I says, Danny, I know you know how to beat
Speaker 1: mix without AI help. How effing infuriating do you get
Speaker 1: when you see a jackass behind the tables pushing buttons,
Speaker 1: not mixing shit.
Speaker 3: It's nothing new, It's nothing to be outraged about because
Speaker 3: it's just the way technology has allowed posers to do
Speaker 3: what real DJs used to do.
Speaker 1: It's not right, Danny, It's not right.
Speaker 3: It's pretend t Yeah it is. It's but there's a
Speaker 3: lot of that going around in our country right now.
Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of posers out there, and
Speaker 3: I feel like social media started a lot of the poserness.
Speaker 1: Is that a word? Poserness?
Speaker 3: I think so we just made it a word.
Speaker 1: It is a word. If you think it's a word,
Speaker 1: it's a word. Patrick also says Hey, Benjamin, when you
Speaker 1: when you worked in San Diego back in the day,
Speaker 1: did you enjoy the night life and all that? What
Speaker 1: clubs did you ever visit? Ben didn't go to club
Speaker 1: Well that was my twenties when I worked in San Diego.
Speaker 1: Is Moose mcgillicutties, Black Angus or Jimmy Loves. I loved
Speaker 1: Moose mcgilli Cuties. I used to go one in Pasadena,
Speaker 1: Colorado Boulevard. That was my spot back in the day.
Speaker 1: I loved Moose mcgillicutties.
Speaker 3: I know what club you loved in Pasadena. I had
Speaker 3: a residency there for two years. Club Minage. No, that's
Speaker 3: you were never in there. You didn't hear me play, No,
Speaker 3: I never know.
Speaker 1: When I was in San Diego, Patrick, I hung out
Speaker 1: at Trophies. I went to say Ow's. That was a
Speaker 1: big Those are the two big sports bars.
Speaker 3: I heard stories about say Ows I never got to
Speaker 3: experience going to.
Speaker 1: Was a wonderful sports bar. Trophies was a great sports bar,
Speaker 1: really cool vibe. Sayals was awesome in Mission Valley. I
Speaker 1: have fun times at a big shopping center.
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I remember hearing you broadcasting
Speaker 3: live from a sports bar in La. Do you remember
Speaker 3: the name of it? Oh in La Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean there were like two years of my life.
Speaker 3: There was one where you were at a lot though.
Speaker 1: We had a deal every Monday night we were at
Speaker 1: a different location during football season, and then I think
Speaker 1: it was every Tuesday night during the summer. It was
Speaker 1: some weird thing. And then we do we did Saturday
Speaker 1: morning remotes at we did Jiffy Lube. We had a
Speaker 1: deal with Jiffy Lube. There was a there was a
Speaker 1: different tire company that we worked for. There was we
Speaker 1: showed up like Low's home depot, different like random location.
Speaker 3: Did you ever do Monday night football inside Yankee Doodles?
Speaker 1: Yes, we did do a show or two from Yankee Doodles.
Speaker 3: We did.
Speaker 1: I knew it was about the one in Woodland Hills.
Speaker 3: There was it was. It was three stories in it
Speaker 3: was three stories high in Woodland Hills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did show from there. We were in Santa
Speaker 1: Monica at a big sports bar on the Third Street
Speaker 1: Promenade back when it was jumping. I heard it's kind
Speaker 1: of dead down there. I haven't been down to Santa
Speaker 1: Monica in a while, but I heard it's kind of
Speaker 1: dead at the Third Street promenad. I guess the homeless have
Speaker 1: reclaimed that of land. Yeah, fond memories. Patrick of San Diego,
Speaker 1: I loved my time working. It wasn't I wasn't there
Speaker 1: along though. At the mighty sixth ninety alf from the
Speaker 1: Fox Media Empire Reunion, he says, would you rather be
Speaker 1: text buddies with j Moore or Lauren Sanchez? Well, with
Speaker 1: all due respect to J Moore, I mean I talked
Speaker 1: with Jay, We worked with Jay. I know Jay. Jay's
Speaker 1: a good guy.
Speaker 3: It's Lauren Sanchez, I mean, with her plastic surgeon. Though
Speaker 3: she's morphing into J Moore, she's.
Speaker 1: A lovely lady. In my apologies to her, but Lauren
Speaker 1: Sanchez still, it blows my mind that she was in
Speaker 1: the media dining room and sat at my table several nights,
Speaker 1: and now she is stooping the richest man in the world,
Speaker 1: or one of the three richest men in the world
Speaker 1: the Amazon.
Speaker 3: Yuh, you know. I met her back in the day.
Speaker 3: I got to attend a Tony Gonzalez house park in
Speaker 3: Manhattan Beach and she was there with their kid hiding
Speaker 3: inside while we were out on the rooftop drinking.
Speaker 1: Hmm, I wonder what happened to that kid. He's probably
Speaker 1: living in a mid Yeah.
Speaker 3: Is that kid a baller? Now you have to ask
Speaker 3: yourself because some people think Tony Gonzalez is the best
Speaker 3: football player ever out of la oh See Honey Beach. Yeah,
Speaker 3: southern California. I guess. But I saw an article the
Speaker 3: other day that said, is Tony Gonzalez the best footballer
Speaker 3: out of Southern California?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: What are the other There have been some really good players.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a long list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike in a city born To answer your question,
Speaker 1: al if I would pick Lauren Sanchez, I'm Mike in
Speaker 1: a city born from Mustard Fullerton. He says, Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g Yes, you heard me right. Fullerton,
Speaker 1: California began with and is famous for the mustard fields.
Speaker 1: So they had Mustard and Fullerton, they had the Orange
Speaker 1: Groves and Irvine and so just give you an idea. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Mike said, you know, Mustard goes great with hot dogs.
Speaker 1: I'm a big Joy Chestnut fan, and I'm fine with
Speaker 1: any company sponsoring him. But with that said, would you
Speaker 1: rather eat a vegan hot dog or a regular one
Speaker 1: that's been left out in the sun all day and also,
Speaker 1: out of curiosity, have either of you ever watched an
Speaker 1: entire episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. So to answer the second question, No,
Speaker 1: I have not watched an entire episode. I've seen clips
Speaker 1: on YouTube just enough for me to make references so
Speaker 1: I can pacify you.
Speaker 3: Mike.
Speaker 1: That's about it. And as far as the joy chestnut question,
Speaker 1: I would rather eat a hot dog that was sitting
Speaker 1: out in the sun and was wrapped in maggots. I
Speaker 1: would rather eat that than a vegan hot dog. How
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 3: Nice? All right? As far as SpongeBob really quick, Yeah,
Speaker 3: when I was in my thirties, I had a girlfriend
Speaker 3: in her twenties, so I kind of babysat her for
Speaker 3: a lot of the time. It felt like babysitting. She
Speaker 3: watched SpongeBob all all the time, So yeah, I definitely
Speaker 3: seen multiple episodes of that all the way through.
Speaker 1: Are you sure she was in the twenties or possibly younger.
Speaker 3: Danny, No, she was twenty two and I was thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: As far as the hot dog thing, how about neither
Speaker 3: of those damn hot dogs.
Speaker 1: You gotta do one, you gotta do one.
Speaker 3: How about how about I'll do I'll do a burger
Speaker 3: King hot dog instead.
Speaker 1: Hold the relish, Well, burger King hot dogs don't age.
Speaker 1: So I think you're okay, I kid because I care.
Speaker 3: How long did those last on the menu? By the way,
Speaker 3: like four weeks before they pulled it off.
Speaker 1: They realized right away, what have we done? What are
Speaker 1: we doing here? Let's get back with those chicken fries,
Speaker 1: because chickens are fries, you know, that's the way. Next
Speaker 1: up is Scott from northern Kentucky. He says, hey, Ben
Speaker 1: and Danny just want to say, f that other Scott
Speaker 1: that emailed you last week. What a whiny snowflake? Ironic
Speaker 1: this Scott says, because you know he calls people snowflakes. Ben,
Speaker 1: if you had to choose one of the following to
Speaker 1: have with every meal for the rest of your life,
Speaker 1: which one would you choose? Fried pickles or ranch dressing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is easy. You probably think this is hard Scott.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I got got him, Gotti gotty. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't get me. You did not. It's fried pickles.
Speaker 1: Because I learned from Homer Simpson, everything in a deep
Speaker 1: frar tastes fine. It tastes better than it should taste
Speaker 1: because it's fried. So if you fry a pickle and
Speaker 1: you wrap it in breading, it's going to be Okay.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like it, but at least I'm not drinking
Speaker 1: the devil's blood. Do you understand? Do you understand?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you get it? Yes? Anyway. He also recommended a
Speaker 1: phrase maybe we'll do that next week, Scott, and then
Speaker 1: he said some offensive things at the end about a
Speaker 1: cinnamon role not being a donut and putting the buggy back.
Speaker 3: And you're smart.
Speaker 1: Clearly you're clearly wrong on both those points. So how
Speaker 1: about you go go on Wikipedia and get a clue.
Speaker 1: Go get a clue. How about that Barry in South Carolina?
Speaker 1: I met Barry, good guy. He's originally from Nashville. Yo, Yo, Ma, Benny.
Speaker 1: He says, So, I hear on your show that you
Speaker 1: are considering a new bit with Poppy since he stole
Speaker 1: the previous bit of picking with the chicken. How long
Speaker 1: do you think the new bit will go on before
Speaker 1: he appropriates this bit for his YouTube channel. Yeah. We
Speaker 1: we were just tossing out different ideas. We were trying
Speaker 1: to be creative on the show. And there's a listener, Danny,
Speaker 1: who's a realtor whose brother's cat is twenty one and
Speaker 1: five picking baseball games right, twenty one. I think the
Speaker 1: regor was twenty one to five something like that. I
Speaker 1: might be off by a game or two, but a
Speaker 1: really good record, Jody, the realtor's brother's cat. So we
Speaker 1: thought it would be funny to do Poppy versus the
Speaker 1: pussy cat, you know, as a bit boy. And I
Speaker 1: think that would be great. And it reminds me of
Speaker 1: when Clay was told. Remember what Clay was told. You
Speaker 1: were his producer. You couldn't say that the full P word.
Speaker 1: So he what did he have to say?
Speaker 3: Danny? Let's see, how did he say?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: One was as a flower? Remember he said, Oh, it
Speaker 1: was a pussy willow.
Speaker 3: Pussy willow. Yeah, that's right. And for Dick we said
Speaker 3: cock or Dick, we said Dick Cheney, you're right. For
Speaker 3: pussy we said pussy willow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: On our show we say Dick and Dayton. He's a
Speaker 1: real Dick and Dayton. That's what we say, real Dick
Speaker 1: and Dayton. But yeah, so Barry, I I just was
Speaker 1: tossing that out there. I don't know that we can
Speaker 1: work that out logistically. That's a lot of pressure on
Speaker 1: the kiddy, and hello kitty, that's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 1: I'm open to it. It's more of a football thing.
Speaker 1: We'll revisit that, as they say at the White House,
Speaker 1: or they used to say, we'll circle back to that
Speaker 1: when the when the day comes. Uh, let's see here.
Speaker 1: Ron in the LBC rights and he says warmest regards.
Speaker 1: He says, should not be surprised that you and TJ
Speaker 1: Seimer's were spirits. I enjoyed hearing your stories on the
Speaker 1: last podcast last week about the podcast, I read his
Speaker 1: writings each day back when newspapers were king as the
Speaker 1: kids say.
Speaker 3: There you go. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Ron enjoyed those memories of TJ. A great writer. I
Speaker 1: also saw this past week another La Times writer, Mike Downey,
Speaker 1: died on Friday and worked at the Times around the
Speaker 1: time TJ was there. Similar deal and the claim to fame.
Speaker 1: Not many people know this. Why would you unless you
Speaker 1: happen to know Mike Downey. But Mike Downey was married
Speaker 1: to one of Dean Martin's daughters, so he must have
Speaker 1: had some stories to tell, right, I would think.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, we got Unfortunately, we have some stars stars
Speaker 3: passing away, with of course the great Jerry West passing
Speaker 3: away last week.
Speaker 1: Jerry West. I told some stories about Jerry this week
Speaker 1: and his passing, and one of the biggest surprises I
Speaker 1: ever got was at Joe McDonald's funeral, my radio buddy,
Speaker 1: Joe McDonald's funeral, and it was a hashmash of fans
Speaker 1: and colleagues and old radio friends of Big Joe, and
Speaker 1: there were some listeners that showed up and also at
Speaker 1: that event were Eddie Murray, Baltimore oriole legend, Eddie Murray
Speaker 1: who hated the media and Dodger legend, and Jerry West
Speaker 1: showed up crazy and it was wild. I was around
Speaker 1: Jerry a little bit just because I was around Joe,
Speaker 1: and Joe would go up to Jerry and they had
Speaker 1: such a ridiculous relationship where Joe would just bust Jerry
Speaker 1: West balls and that's how they talked, you know. And
Speaker 1: that was the cool thing about Joe McDonald, though he
Speaker 1: would do it with everybody, like with the Dodgers and Lakers,
Speaker 1: and I remember some of the craziest stories with athletes
Speaker 1: were with Big Joe when we would be out like
Speaker 1: I remember having a conversation with Don Nukeom played in
Speaker 1: the negro Leagues, right and you know Brooklyn Dodgers and
Speaker 1: all that, and played with Jackie Robinson and just shooting
Speaker 1: the shit just like you know, just talking like regular dudes.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was It was great. So don't
Speaker 1: anyway talk about getting sidetracked Danny.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, it's nice to bring up Jerry in the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? All right, Marcus, get out on this.
Speaker 1: Marcus from Bruceville, Eddie, Texas says, great show as usual, guys.
Speaker 1: I submitted this question a couple months ago. I wasn't
Speaker 1: sure if you guys were able to get to it,
Speaker 1: so I figured i'd re submitted. Thanks. I drive in
Speaker 1: my work truck all day. I had never had problems,
Speaker 1: he says, with his local affiliate ninety three point nine
Speaker 1: Fox Sports, and as of about two months ago, it
Speaker 1: works just fine if I go anywhere north of my hometown.
Speaker 1: But if I go five miles south of my hometown,
Speaker 1: pretty much the only direction I go during work, the
Speaker 1: station switches off to a gospel. So I figured why
Speaker 1: not ask the two guys that work in radio, is
Speaker 1: there anything that I can do? I have the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: But my work truck, he says, my auxill record is broken,
Speaker 1: so I've been stuck listening to seventies rock for two months.
Speaker 1: Two months, he says. Okay, so I'm gonna let you
Speaker 1: in a little secret that I used to use. I
Speaker 1: haven't used this website in a while. Let me check
Speaker 1: to make sure the website is still online. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: still online. And this if you want to look up
Speaker 1: the reason you cannot get the radio station. Marcus, you
Speaker 1: go here and I'll do it for you right now,
Speaker 1: because I'm feeling I'm feeling frisky. So Marcus, you go
Speaker 1: to radio dashlocator dot com. All right, radio dashlocator dot com,
Speaker 1: and then you type in the town on it right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you step into town and then you can go I'll
Speaker 1: hear it is Bruceville, Eddie, Texas. So you click on
Speaker 1: that and then you go ninety three nine I think,
Speaker 1: is what he said. But I don't even see that
Speaker 1: on here, so it must be maybe give me the
Speaker 1: wrong frequency. But anyway, you click on the radio station,
Speaker 1: it'll show you the tower. You can literally look at
Speaker 1: the tower. On a lot of these radio stations are directional.
Speaker 1: It'll show you the coverage map of the radio station,
Speaker 1: and it has the daytime and the nighttime map for
Speaker 1: each of these radio stations. For example, since we did this,
Speaker 1: so there's a station, you pick a random station. Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. There's a KLTD, a Spanish Hits radio
Speaker 1: station in Temple, Texas.
Speaker 3: Danny.
Speaker 1: See you click on that, and then it's my one
Speaker 1: one oh one seven is what it is. A FI
Speaker 1: I find a radio station. When I want my Spanish Hits,
Speaker 1: I always go Caliente at that radio station. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you click on the thing here and you can see
Speaker 1: the map and it shows the coverage area, and then
Speaker 1: you can do This is a sixteen thousand and five
Speaker 1: watt radio station, so it only has it's FM so
Speaker 1: they don't have to power down at night. Non directional.
Speaker 1: It's got the antenna pattern and it shows you exactly
Speaker 1: where you can hear the station. So that's what I
Speaker 1: would advise. Doesn't make it any better. I would also
Speaker 1: tell you to go on Amazon and buy a new cable.
Speaker 1: It'll show up at your house within a couple of
Speaker 1: days and then you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: You can just listen on the iHeartRadio app, or just
Speaker 1: download the podcast and listen to day behind, which some
Speaker 1: people do. Yes, that's it, Dandy. That's the end of
Speaker 1: the show. The Happy Father's Day to you all, the
Speaker 1: father's Happy Father's Day, and we will be back. I'll
Speaker 1: be back tonight with the original recipe podcast.
Speaker 3: As my grandfather used to say, Cynthia, get your damned
Speaker 3: kids out of my garage, leave me alone, give me
Speaker 3: an hour to myself.
Speaker 1: This might be like Al Bundy sitting on the couch
Speaker 1: in your hand down your pants.
Speaker 3: That's what that's what most fathers want today. I hear you.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Danny. Fun weekend here, we'll
Speaker 1: do it again and next weekend, have a great, wonderful,
Speaker 1: glorious day and we'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 3: Later. Skater got a murder. I gotta go.