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Speaker 1: It's the Fresh show. This is what's trending. I love

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Speaker 1: when people text us, can we move on? Like our

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Speaker 1: own audience is like, all right, that's enough, that's enough

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Speaker 1: of that topic. Someone else made the point that I

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Speaker 1: think many of us were trying to make about Rufio

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Speaker 1: going off about the kids in the little troop that

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Speaker 1: his kid isn't as good as the best kid in

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Speaker 1: the class. It's about more than that. I think there

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Speaker 1: are parents listening right now who are like, I put

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Speaker 1: my kid in a bunch of crap so they can

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Speaker 1: make friends with other kids and learn how to be

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Speaker 1: part of a team. Yeah, and there's always going to

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Speaker 1: be the best, and there's always going to be the worst.

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Speaker 1: And the likelihood of you being the best at everything

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Speaker 1: is I remember my parents used to tell me. And

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Speaker 1: it sounds kind of like have sounds pessimist say, but

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Speaker 1: it's true, like there will always be somebody who's better

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Speaker 1: at whatever it is you're good at yep, than you,

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Speaker 1: And it's true there's always someone better. So like, does

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Speaker 1: that mean you just don't do it? That means you

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Speaker 1: just stop? Give up? No, since when am I to

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Speaker 1: motivationals this morning? When did I become joel O's teine

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Speaker 1: over here? I mean, I put my kid in as

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Speaker 1: much crap and I'll go, oh yeah, I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to tell him that they're I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: that's the only place I think we're getting into like

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Speaker 1: weird territory is if you tell your kid that they're

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Speaker 1: great at something they're not great at now, that's got

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Speaker 1: to be hard. Like if your kid is the worst,

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Speaker 1: how do you say, but your kid loves it? Like,

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Speaker 1: how do you say, like, if you work harder, you

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Speaker 1: might get better, but like right now, you're not very good.

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Speaker 1: That's how I wouldn't know how to manage that exactly.

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Speaker 1: Or if your kid's just constantly underachieving, how do you

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Speaker 1: like encourage your child to do better but the teachers fault? No?

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Speaker 1: My god, you know I want to reflect. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: want to pay for insurance. Want wants everything for free?

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Speaker 1: You want everything for free? Yeah? He paid attention right

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Speaker 1: now he wants to get paid to do nothing. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: what me? Are you talking to me? Him? Trending stories

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Speaker 1: this morning, guys, cut the outrage. Kaitlyn Clark will not

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Speaker 1: be on Team USA for the Paris Olympics. Man Indiana

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Speaker 1: fever guard Caitlin Clark has not been selected for the roster.

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Speaker 1: She was not able to make national training camp in

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Speaker 1: Cleveland after she was invited because she was leading Iowa

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Speaker 1: to the final form. She does have Team USA experience

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Speaker 1: after playing at a younger level well in college. Another

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Speaker 1: report side of concerns that fans would be outraged over

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Speaker 1: the minimal playing time that she would have received on

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Speaker 1: the team's veteran heavy roster. So she's not going, and

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Speaker 1: she seems okay with him. But we don't do political

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Speaker 1: stories on here, but I just had to do this

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Speaker 1: one today because it just speaks to where we're at politically.

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Speaker 1: I don't care where what you believe, who you you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not here to tell you one way or the other.

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Speaker 1: We try and be as non biased as possible because

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Speaker 1: there's no win with the politics stuff around here. However,

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Speaker 1: this is where we're at. They asked a thousand people,

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Speaker 1: five hundred Democrats and five hundred Republicans if they these

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Speaker 1: people would make a better president than Trump, and almost

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Speaker 1: half of them said yes. So just average people on

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Speaker 1: the street now believe that they could do a better

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Speaker 1: job as the president than our presidents. I just just

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Speaker 1: that's that's what we're at. And I don't know that

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Speaker 1: I disagree. I mean, but then again, who wants that job.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants that job unless you are a power hungry person.

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Speaker 1: Then there's no there's no win. Half of everyone will

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Speaker 1: hate you immediately. Now, you could argue, like maybe if

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Speaker 1: you were just like somehow middle of the road and

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Speaker 1: like decent and like kind of try to look out

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Speaker 1: for as many folks as you could, like, maybe people

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Speaker 1: would like you more, you know, But then that would

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Speaker 1: mean that people would have to compromise, and as we've learned,

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Speaker 1: there is none. You're either in one camp or the other,

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Speaker 1: and there is no compromise. There's none. We cannot, we cannot,

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Speaker 1: we must not. We must just side with each other. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: But that yeah, do you believe well, I think I

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Speaker 1: could be the president and do a good job? Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. I think you could do it, Jason,

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Speaker 2: What I don't think so. I think I'd be too fragile. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: a follower, And you cannot you're not you know, we're not.

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Speaker 1: We're not. We're not. Like you got to be like

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Speaker 1: say what you want. But every politician's corrupt, and you

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Speaker 1: have to be all lie. You have to be all lied. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you have to be able to now follow the rules. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can't sit there and like just tell people things

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Speaker 1: I can't, Right, that's your reality. People do that to you,

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Speaker 1: but you can't go on do whatever they want. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think you could do it, you know. I used

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Speaker 1: to have ambition to be the president. Yeah, yeah, back

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Speaker 1: in high school when I was a class president and

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna take that all the way

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Speaker 1: to the White House. Thank god, no one told you

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Speaker 1: you weren't good at it or exactly, so, you know,

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Speaker 1: I kept going, look at that. Fred Rufio twenty twenty four,

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, that would be interesting. Let's do this, Fred.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he he ROAs to me and he has

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Speaker 1: my back all at the same time. Like it's a

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Speaker 1: weird sort of ratio. It could work. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I think I'd be cleaning up this guy's messes

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Speaker 1: over here all the time. I'd be like, dude, what

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Speaker 1: did you just say? Did you just ban all kids

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Speaker 1: that'd sucking extracurricular activities from good Did you just eliminate

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Speaker 1: insurance payments? Everybody? Make it free? No figure it out somehow.

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Speaker 1: Come on, if Canada could do it, we could do it.

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Speaker 1: That'd be me at every press cat stop talking helped

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Speaker 1: this press conference.

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Speaker 2: What we do?

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Speaker 1: Get him out of here, show him where the bowling

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Speaker 1: alley is, like, go play, go play with your toys.

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Speaker 1: As I would say, this is actually very scary. It's

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Speaker 1: viral everywhere. A rodeo bull jumped over an arena fence

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Speaker 1: and injured three people. That the first line of these

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Speaker 1: stories that they are great. Bulls are dangerous. That's the

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Speaker 1: first line of the story, bulls are dangerous. Chass erupted

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Speaker 1: at a rodeo in Sisters, Oregon on Saturday when a

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Speaker 1: bull escaped the arena and rampage through the event grounds,

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Speaker 1: injuring three people, including a sheriff's deputy. They finally were

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Speaker 1: able to uh, can say this thing, but no word.

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Speaker 1: Don't they tie it? They tie it like the nether region.

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Speaker 1: To piss the thing off, right, I'd be rampaging two

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Speaker 1: all throughout the place. I'd be man at that. Where'd

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Speaker 1: that clown at where's the clown in the barrel? Like,

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Speaker 1: isn't it his job tack? We wrangle that bull on

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Speaker 1: the on the ground, not to make it jump in

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Speaker 1: the stands. I guess he graduated the bottom of his class.

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Speaker 1: They never should have let him do it. The Jake

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Speaker 1: Paul Mike Tyson boxing matchup was supposed to take place

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Speaker 1: next next month, will now take place on November fifteenth

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Speaker 1: at AIGHTE and T Stadium in Dallas. So yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: still happening, And don't worry. I guess he'll be okay

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Speaker 1: by them. And this also made me laugh today because

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Speaker 1: it's just like, huh, Pope Francis has welcomed comedians to

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Speaker 1: the vanaquet on to the Vatican on Friday. Now, there

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Speaker 1: are some comedians I would love to see go. However,

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Speaker 1: none of those were invited. It was it's like the

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Speaker 1: mainstream guys Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Rock, would Be Goldberg,

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Speaker 1: Jim Gaffigan and Connan O'Brien, among others. About one hundred

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Speaker 1: entertainers from around the world to celebrate the beauty of

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Speaker 1: human diversity and promising to be a moment of meaningful

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Speaker 1: intercultural dialogue and sharing of joy and hope. I want

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Speaker 1: to see Nikky Glazier go to the bat, Like, let's

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Speaker 1: send somebody like the filthy ones I've been talking about. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Nicky Glazier. Let's get that

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Speaker 1: one guy. I see him on TikTok all the time.

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Speaker 1: He's super dark comedian. I can't remember his name now.

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Speaker 1: Everything's very monotone, and the jokes are like like, you're like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: who's the guy? I'm thinking, where's a leather jacket? Sometimes no,

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Speaker 1: but all the jokes are like this. It's very very monotone.

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Speaker 1: He goes to all those roasts too, if someone will

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Speaker 1: text me the name. But I want to see him.

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Speaker 1: I want to see him go. I think I don't

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Speaker 1: know if Stephen Colbert, he's like a good Catholic. I

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Speaker 1: think I don't think he needs to go. I don't

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Speaker 1: think Jimmy Jimmy might need to go. I need to go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they may need to speak to him about some things.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is actually an intervention of Jimmy Fallon. Really

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Speaker 1: it's like, Oh, we're just inviting your comedian friends. We're

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Speaker 1: all just gonna have a big comedian fun time and

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Speaker 1: really it's dude, well, lay off the coke bro