1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to fourteen, episode 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: four of Day Guys production of My Heart Radio. This 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive and 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: do America's shared consciousness. It is Thursday, just ever not 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 1: National Pastry Day? Who is not happy to celebrate National 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: Pastry Day? What one of those things that almost you 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: would think doesn't need a national day because we're we're 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: all pretty right, yeah, we're all pretty aware of pastries, 9 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: were all, we're all fans. But you would think that 10 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 1: and that National Pastry Day comes and you're like, never mind, 11 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: this is this is the best. Also Christmas Card Day. 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: I thought that was Christmas, but I am wrong. My 13 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:50,599 Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien a k jes Lane. Maxwell has 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: a hammer falled down upon her head. Too bad? Maxwell? 15 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: Is this gay goat? Now that Epstein is dead? Whoa? Alright? 16 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: That's courtesy and Matt Dick Magic though on Twitter and 17 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: shout out to the Beatles documentary which informed us, which 18 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: made me feel good for always hating that song because 19 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: it was apparently the worst recording process of all time. Well, 20 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: I am thrilled to be joined as always by my 21 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: co host Mr Miles Grab the Time is right, got 22 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: a joint and light simply having a wonderful spliff mess 23 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: time and shout out to an aimic you the ak 24 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: a goddess ourselves an assaultis I sees you on discord 25 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: uh and just keeping that Beatles theme going. Although you 26 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: know that's what that's the palum McCartney. The thing that 27 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: I grew up hearing adults say that's just crap. That 28 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: sounds just crap. That's what you learned from the documentary 29 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: is that Maxwell Silverhammer is like a McCartney joint that 30 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: everybody in the band thought was like very corny, and 31 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: he was like, no, no, no no, you have to you 32 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: have to like then we'll we'll hit this thing and 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: it'll like sound cool. And and then after the filming 34 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: of the documentary they did the Abbey Road sessions and 35 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 1: apparently it was the song that broke up the band, 36 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: or did the most break up the band. Anyways, Miles, 37 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat 38 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: by one of the greatest stand ups, funniest podcasters doing 39 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: it anywhere. You've seen her on HBO's Two Do Queens 40 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: and heard her on her podcast Dork Forrest and the 41 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: Jackie and LORI show, please welcome the brilliant, the talented 42 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: Jackie Kasha. Yeah, well what's up? And I will not 43 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: be breaking into song by by loss their loss. Some 44 00:02:50,840 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: say love now just a straight down the middle straight love. 45 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: It coming to us from what what part of the 46 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: cursed landscape? God's green Earth? It is? Uh, we're talking Hollywood, Hollywood, Florida, 47 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: where weirdly enough, it looks like carrion birds are floating 48 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: in the sky. I wish you, I wonder if you 49 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: can see him. But it's not good. It's not good. 50 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: And then there's uh, but there's a lot of music 51 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: themed art. I'm surrounded and I don't know anything about me, 52 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: Like I know, I listen to music. I'm not a monster, 53 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: but I don't like I'm not. I haven't watched that documentary. 54 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: There's a giant picture downstairs that I just tweeted. I said, 55 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: I think it's a heavy metal. I know he's hugely famous. 56 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: He's wearing a bandana as a hat. I don't know 57 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: who he is, and everybody feel free to guess. And 58 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: then in two hours, when I'm done with the zeit geist, 59 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: I will post a picture and you all go, how 60 00:03:53,440 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: can you not know that My favorite type of genre 61 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: of music themed art is things that are shaped as 62 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: like musical instruments. Right, and you were sharing before recorded 63 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: that you are in fact in a hotel shape like 64 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: a guitar. Yeah, and you know those uh you know 65 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: when when they line up like cattle to check into 66 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: a hotel, the posts are all guitars. Everything is a guitar. Yeah, 67 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: like for like that kind of thing. But it isn't 68 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: that like way more of a top. Yeah. It's so 69 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: this whole thing is a footprint. It's the devil's thumb. 70 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: It is sticking out of the everglades or where the 71 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: hell I am like like like a giant footprint. This 72 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: thing when when the aliens come and be like, oh 73 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: they didn't like this planet at all, so they were 74 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: trying to kill it. This is giant knife into the art. 75 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 1: The art in my room is something and it does 76 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 1: I showed, but of course it's a hotel art, so 77 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: it's of course nailed to the wall. But it's guitar 78 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 1: picks like stuff. Yes, very cool. Nothing is more metal, 79 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: nothing is more rock and roll than things shaped like 80 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 1: guitar hotel mass made hotel art. It's like macaroni art, 81 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:27,679 Speaker 1: but with guitar. Yes, that's exactly what we're talking about. 82 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: I think my lamp is a drum. Oh yeah, that's 83 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: like just gotta be so weird. You're like, is it 84 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: my lamps a drum? The toilet's a drum stool? Like, 85 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,919 Speaker 1: look at one of those symbol hats instead of a 86 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 1: fridge or whatever. Yeah, that that would be what they 87 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 1: served the burger in is like the oh yeah, there's 88 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: the high hat and there's a burger on side. Because 89 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: it's if they aren't doing that, they're actually leaving money 90 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: on the table. That's right. And I'm guessing the elevator 91 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: is just rife with rock quotes. Right, there's something going on. 92 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening except for no one with masks. 93 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: That's what we know. A lot of people, a lot 94 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: of things not happening here in Florida. My favorite philosopher, 95 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: Eric Clapton has always said, you don't need that, you 96 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 1: don't need that fucking mask. Don't don't let the government 97 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: and tell you what to do. I had a moment 98 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 1: at l a X yesterday. I tweeted about it, but 99 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: it was I was in an elevator going up to 100 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,119 Speaker 1: the Delta sky Club. I traveled a lot, you guys. 101 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: I'm in the Deulta skylu It's very glamorous anyway. It's 102 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: a tiny elevator, me, two other middle aged women and 103 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: an older man. Demographic just you know. The man's middle 104 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,239 Speaker 1: Eastern might be uh Arabic or Armenian or something. I'm Armenian, 105 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: so I can almost tell. And then there's an Asian 106 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: woman and another middle aged white lady and we're all 107 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: going up this elevator. We're packed like sardines, and but 108 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: we're all wearing masks. And I make the jope that 109 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,479 Speaker 1: I make now in a packed elevator, which is we're 110 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 1: packed in here like it's I'm not saying it's super funny, 111 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: but sometimes it'll get a laugh. And I'm a desperate, 112 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: desperate comedian, so I get a laugh. And then the 113 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: guy says, this is all ridiculous. You know, this is 114 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: it's just a plot, just hell yeah, giant silence buzzkiller 115 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: on on the inside this tiny, tiny elevator. And we 116 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: were all shocked, and so I just said back, you 117 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: didn't want to stay living And then the doors open 118 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 1: and he walks out and he goes, I get to 119 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: say that, you know, it's freedom of speech, and I 120 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: get to it. I said me too, Man, Look what 121 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 1: we just did. You said something, I said something, the 122 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: whole thing, And then I lived in hope that he 123 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: wasn't going to the sky glube away. All right, Jackie, 124 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better 125 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: in a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking 126 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: about today. We're gonna talk about mouse movers, which is 127 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: just a little a little piece of you know, it's 128 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: like a souvenir from the hell world that we live 129 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: in that we could like bring if we could bring 130 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: it back to ourselves in twenty nineteen, we would all like, 131 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: what's that? Yeah, oh no, what we're gonna talk about 132 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: Patriot Front. So we're gonna check in with like a 133 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: lot of these these stories. I even felt for one, 134 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: the Christmas shortages, you know, Santa's or there's a short 135 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 1: Santa shortage, there's a Christmas tree shortage, rush out and 136 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: get your Christmas trees and you're in home Santa's I 137 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 1: guess before they run out. Turns out that's all bullshit. 138 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: So we're gonna talk about that. All of that plenty more. 139 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: But first, Jackie, we do like to ask our guess 140 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? I googled the 141 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: thing yesterday because I gotta I don't know if you 142 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: guys know this, but on everyone's favorite ant and so 143 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 1: I get a lot of questions via text, some business related, 144 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 1: just nothing funnier than that, because I'm not great at 145 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: this business, but I guess I'm better at it than 146 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: other comics. So and I'm willing to answer a question. 147 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: And uh, and like every comic, I will at least 148 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: have an opinion even without the information. So I made 149 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: a joke in a in a text chain for the 150 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,680 Speaker 1: comic that he didn't get the joke, and I realized 151 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: that it was a reference to a hacky premise from 152 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: the eighties, from the nineteen eighties in stand up comedy, 153 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: And so I googled who said many parts of a 154 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: pine tree are edible? And uh? It was a grape 155 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 1: nuts commercial from the seventies with a guy named you 156 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:48,040 Speaker 1: Will Givens, and You'll given said in this weird, weird 157 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,760 Speaker 1: grape nuts commercial, many parts of a pine tree edible? 158 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,839 Speaker 1: And for twenty years after that, from the seventies through 159 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: the early nineties. It was one of the hackiest premises 160 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,959 Speaker 1: on the road stand up comedy wise, So how how 161 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 1: what was the what are the derivations off of that? That? Well? That? 162 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 1: How was it used? It? Sometimes it was a throwaway line, 163 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 1: just a tag. Sometimes they would change it. Many parts 164 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: of a pine tree in edible, they would say, sometimes 165 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 1: many parts of a pine tree are fuckable. You guys, 166 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: write that down because that's that's good times. That's just 167 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:23,439 Speaker 1: good writing anyway, because they both haven't able anyway. It 168 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: was terrible things where there was trouble, is what I'm saying. 169 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 1: It was a weird commercial. I don't blame them, but 170 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: that is the last thing that was interesting that I googled. 171 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 1: This is it's a quote from the father of modern foraging. 172 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 1: Right he was he was a weird eating guy from 173 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: the seventies. What a what a strange time? Like I've 174 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: I've looked at well, like could you imagine like General 175 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: Mills featuring like somebody who's like a a freaking in 176 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: one of their commercials or even Rick Steve's. I mean, 177 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: it would be like would be like that, Yeah, what 178 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: what does it say? What's this intersection of brands that 179 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 1: I'm seeing right now when advertising was just a little worse. 180 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:12,439 Speaker 1: But grape nuts is weird, so like the people who 181 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,640 Speaker 1: eat grape nuts are weird, right. I grew up as 182 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 1: part of the grape nuts family and it was weird. 183 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,120 Speaker 1: We yogurt and grape nuts was like a thing in 184 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,559 Speaker 1: my family. And it's a bad it's a bad snack. 185 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,560 Speaker 1: And what does it? Feels like child abuse? Well what 186 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 1: is it even? Because I remember as a kid like 187 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: going through the cereal, I'm like, that looks like shit 188 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 1: and it's two words I don't like. So let's go 189 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:41,080 Speaker 1: on to rice crispy streets cereal. But like, what is 190 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,720 Speaker 1: grape nuts even? It's not it, it's it seemed to be. 191 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,079 Speaker 1: I think it's a baked grain, is what I think 192 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,200 Speaker 1: it is. I think it's a weak thing, Like have 193 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,559 Speaker 1: you ever eaten we Topix is sort of the fun 194 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 1: version of grape nuts and isn't fun? I like we 195 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,199 Speaker 1: to pix, but that's because I put a lot of 196 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: fruit on it with my milk. But yeah, grape nuts 197 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,360 Speaker 1: seems like it is the result of a bet between 198 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,520 Speaker 1: like some giant like food barons of like I bet 199 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:14,079 Speaker 1: I can get people to eat just the worst like 200 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 1: essentially gravel. It is. It is so bad in your mouth. 201 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 1: There's like one and a half seconds where the aftercaste 202 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: is like pretty good. And I think that's what it's 203 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 1: been coasting on. But also, like grape and nuts are 204 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:34,599 Speaker 1: two words that are advertising to people. We like, grapefruit 205 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,320 Speaker 1: has been coasting off having the word grape in it 206 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: for so long, even though it tastes like ship grape nuts, grapefruit. 207 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaker 1: I'm not made of stone over here, right, I actually 208 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,960 Speaker 1: do like grapefruit, but like my kids, but yeah, my 209 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:54,880 Speaker 1: kids reaction to grapefruit is like that this tastes horrible, 210 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: but I think it gets a lot of points just 211 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,840 Speaker 1: based on the name. Yeah, it's not It's definitely not fork. 212 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 1: It's that's for sure. Like I remember in my house 213 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: we had a great fruit tree that like every adult 214 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,840 Speaker 1: would really like. Whenever they came off and I had 215 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: to go pick them and like bring them back, people 216 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,000 Speaker 1: would never like, oh I love your grapefruits. They're just 217 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,319 Speaker 1: the flavor is so good. I could never understand it. 218 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 1: So I was like twenty three, and I was like, oh, right, 219 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 1: it's not just that it has to taste like juice, 220 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 1: and that's there are other dimensions of flavor that can 221 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,559 Speaker 1: be positive. Yeah, yes, I don't know what it is 222 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:30,440 Speaker 1: about about becoming an adult and being able to have 223 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 1: like a nuance to palate. But when you're a kid, 224 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,320 Speaker 1: you're just like, now I just want to fruit, roll up, 225 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,079 Speaker 1: leave me alone. Yeah, yeah, what is something you think 226 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 1: is overrated? I was torn between n f T s 227 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 1: and cryptocurrency one and the same. Really, right, they feel like, 228 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 1: I mean, money itself is such an illusion, but this 229 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 1: is like the illusion of the illusion. And you're like, okay, 230 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: all right, I get it, all right, You're bored. There's 231 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:00,120 Speaker 1: like the have so much money that you're like, oh 232 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 1: but I just I'm the only one that has this 233 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: picture of this thing. And you're like, I don't understand. 234 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:13,440 Speaker 1: Go outside. Yeah. Yeah, like a boring satirist is writing 235 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:17,319 Speaker 1: reality now, Like somebody who's trying to satirize the fact 236 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 1: that money is nothing. It's a Mark Twain automaton. It's 237 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: like something's going horribly a right, there's a Tracy Alloway 238 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 1: tweeted a couple of days ago, as it do this. 239 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,600 Speaker 1: It just saw someone described crypto as Mary Kay for 240 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 1: young men, and now I'm dying. Oh, my god, that 241 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: stuck the landing nice. I mean, there's I also saw 242 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 1: recently this clip, this viral clip of a guy at 243 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,240 Speaker 1: a party who was displaying an n f T he 244 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 1: owned on a backpack, Like I had a backpack with 245 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,800 Speaker 1: like an LED screen on it, and it was just 246 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,880 Speaker 1: like rotating this like n f T gift that he owned, 247 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 1: and it was just like, what the fuck? I'm part 248 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: of this is that never get gain traction. But I 249 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: don't know if I'm just an older person watching like 250 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: a wave crest and I'm like, and now I have 251 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:11,440 Speaker 1: my Eledy backpack for them, right, well, Fannie packs are back. 252 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: So how who am I to judge? I don't know. 253 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 1: I'm I yeah, I mean, I I get it. It's 254 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 1: like it's it's certainly. My friend Karmen Morales does this 255 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: joke about how only rich people are the ones who 256 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,160 Speaker 1: want to downsize, who want to clear out all their 257 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,280 Speaker 1: stuff because they could buy it again when they want. 258 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,240 Speaker 1: Arvin Morales, you guys go find her, yeah, because it 259 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: just feels like more crap where I mean, I do 260 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 1: I have nonsense. I have, I have, you know, rooms 261 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: full of just stuff, but I can't imagine it all 262 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: falls apart. That's how overrated it is, like blown away. Yeah, 263 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: I think and and also like looking at all the 264 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: ways like n f t s are just especially n 265 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: f t is has been abused to high hell, like 266 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 1: in terms of like how did some someone about a 267 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 1: sixty dollar picture of a yacht? You're like, this couldn't 268 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: be more like like a transparent form of like some 269 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: kind of money laundering than like I really don't see 270 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: any reason why, Like yeah, dude, this picture of a yacht, 271 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 1: uh six fifty put down on it could have been 272 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 1: a home about this gift anyway. Wow. I do think 273 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 1: like the blockchain is cool. It's a cool concept. It's like, 274 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: what makes it cool? Explain it to me, make it cool. 275 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 1: It's basically a online record or just like a digital 276 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:44,000 Speaker 1: record of everything that has happened to a given like 277 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 1: document or you know, the thing that's being sold. It's 278 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: just the n f T s and and it's dispersed, 279 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,200 Speaker 1: which is like what I think is cool. It's not 280 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,200 Speaker 1: like centrally held by a bank or something. It's the 281 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 1: reason that it is irrevocable is because it's like the 282 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: second it's out there, everybody has access to that and 283 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,719 Speaker 1: everybody has a copy of it. So it's just like 284 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 1: blockchain is just a current word for providence. Yeah in 285 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 1: a way, yeah, yeah, Okay, Well it's just because I 286 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,919 Speaker 1: was like, what does it even? What does it mean? Blockchain? 287 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,880 Speaker 1: But now I know, Now I know what it means. 288 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,359 Speaker 1: It gets a slippery though, too, like with the decentralized stuff, 289 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,359 Speaker 1: because now you're already seeing how it can be can decentralize, 290 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 1: whether informally or formally like in exchanges or just with 291 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,200 Speaker 1: people who are have owned a ton of a certain crypto. 292 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 1: So I know, yeah, that's what That's what makes it 293 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,720 Speaker 1: I think such a wild West moment where I think 294 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 1: people are still trying to find like, there's a lot 295 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,600 Speaker 1: there's some stuff that I can it's usable. There are 296 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,399 Speaker 1: other things that people are completely just you know, running 297 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: wild with it. But yeah, there's a cool concept in there, 298 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:57,479 Speaker 1: and everything that's being done with it is very stupid anyway. 299 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,399 Speaker 1: So by sight coin, guys, it's on a coin miles, 300 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,120 Speaker 1: we're not dropping that yet, right. We gotta we gotta 301 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:06,879 Speaker 1: get a bunch, we gotta get that artists to create 302 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,399 Speaker 1: the gift that will be attached to it. Jackie, what 303 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,879 Speaker 1: is something you think is underrated. So many things, so 304 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,639 Speaker 1: many things are under ended. Everything everyone loves, right, like, 305 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: people love different things that nobody else loves. But there's 306 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 1: but there's you know, because there's eight billion people on 307 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: the planet that that there there's so like, some people 308 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:34,920 Speaker 1: love horror movies and I do not. I do not, 309 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,359 Speaker 1: but I respect that they that they like horror movies. 310 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: And I've recently found out that what people what some 311 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 1: people love about and this was an episode of The 312 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 1: Dork Forest, is that is that what people love about 313 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: horror movies is that they have a lot of anxiety, 314 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,440 Speaker 1: and sometimes watching a horror movie can bleed off that anxiety. 315 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 1: And I was like, how is that even possible? It 316 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,879 Speaker 1: should make you more scared? It makes me more scared anyone. 317 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 1: So I would say in my for me, things that 318 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,960 Speaker 1: are underrated that people don't appreciate are literally romance novels. 319 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,880 Speaker 1: Hey gravcation over here telling me about romance novels. Been 320 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: reading them since junior high and they make me there. 321 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many they're they're they're like comic 322 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,119 Speaker 1: books and stand up comedy in the way that there's 323 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:29,360 Speaker 1: they're written for everybody and by everybody. Yeah, like they're 324 00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 1: written by every race, every religion, every gender, every sexuality, 325 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 1: and you know some of you know, a lot of them. 326 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,919 Speaker 1: You know, the mocking of them is valid because a 327 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 1: lot of them are poorly written, but some of them 328 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 1: are not. And but there's historical, there's paranormal, there's there's 329 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 1: a cowboy ones at my great aunt loves, I mean, 330 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 1: there's it's so crantastic that it can be anything. And 331 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 1: the ones that I read are read sort of historical. 332 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:07,720 Speaker 1: And that is in finger quotes because did you see Britain. 333 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,280 Speaker 1: I was just gonna ask you what your thoughts on 334 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:15,199 Speaker 1: brit because that has been like the breakthrough of you know, 335 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:21,879 Speaker 1: romance novel culture, right produced it? Yeah, Okay, she quite 336 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:28,159 Speaker 1: honestly nailed the vibe of them, which is dumb and 337 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 1: hilarious and kind of sweet and also kind of epically 338 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: socio political, you know, like Britain. I weirdly enough, had 339 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 1: read those books prior to it coming out, which is 340 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,639 Speaker 1: weird all by itself, such a random thing. Julia Quinn. 341 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,360 Speaker 1: So we're in the heart of lockdown, right, we're deep lockdown, 342 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,359 Speaker 1: looking for something to watch, and I was like, what 343 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 1: is this? And so we put it on I live 344 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,560 Speaker 1: in a small hole house with my husband, so there 345 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,280 Speaker 1: it's on the television. He's watching it and he's like, 346 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 1: how can she not know what sex is? And I 347 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,400 Speaker 1: was like, Wow, I don't know if you know about 348 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:15,919 Speaker 1: the educational situation of women prior about nineteen sixty, so 349 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:21,159 Speaker 1: like literally sixty years ago, seventy years ago, tab a 350 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,879 Speaker 1: slat a never mentioned, right, I mean if you lived 351 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 1: out like there was no idea, like nobody nobody was 352 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,879 Speaker 1: given directions and uh. And so the fact that she 353 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 1: didn't know he's accurate. And it's so funny about romance 354 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,440 Speaker 1: novels in the way that there that they really um 355 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,159 Speaker 1: some of them do do this weird reframing, but there 356 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,719 Speaker 1: you know, more and more like history of like women 357 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: will come out because nobody ever wrote anything about it 358 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 1: because women didn't get published. So you assume that women 359 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,680 Speaker 1: were just in the house breeding and doing dishes and 360 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 1: getting sandwiches for people. But it turns out back in 361 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 1: the way back day is they were like women doctors 362 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: and women lawyers and women scholars and translators and and 363 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,560 Speaker 1: all that all kinds of stuff. So maybe the historical 364 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,600 Speaker 1: romans novels are speculative fiction in the way that they 365 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:19,679 Speaker 1: talk about Heroin's right, but maybe they're also channeling some 366 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,280 Speaker 1: sort of the history that was never written. So that's 367 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,679 Speaker 1: what I think is underrated at that genre. I mean, 368 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,800 Speaker 1: in general, I think more and more people are beginning 369 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,120 Speaker 1: to real us how powerful it is and how popular 370 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: is Have you been to the Ripped Bodice in Culver City, Yes, 371 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,040 Speaker 1: I have. They do stand they do have a standum 372 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 1: show right right, and like so, and then you know 373 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 1: they're they're like to the point where Sony TV, Sony 374 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,760 Speaker 1: Pictures TV, they signed an overall deal, Like these owners 375 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 1: of a romance only bookstore signed an overall deal with 376 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,960 Speaker 1: Sony Pictures TV off the strength of their knowledge of 377 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,639 Speaker 1: the genre, which is like really interesting to me. And 378 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,400 Speaker 1: I think I think goes to show how much even now, 379 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 1: like at the higher levels of production, that is coming 380 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 1: into focus, realizing how much of a popular genre is. 381 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 1: Here's the fun fact that a lot of people don't 382 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 1: know is that the reason why romance novels are sold 383 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: in grocery stores is because women would get a grocery 384 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,880 Speaker 1: budget and they could hide their book purchases from their 385 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: husbands in the fifties and sixties. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Like 386 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 1: what's a good starter for people who like Briton? Yeah, 387 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:35,879 Speaker 1: like a if you wanted a historical room, you know. 388 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:40,840 Speaker 1: Lorraine Newman actually emailed Beach was like, you read these things. 389 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,960 Speaker 1: I've never read these things. You got something for me? 390 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,520 Speaker 1: And so I turned her onto a series that is 391 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: actually kind of adorable and pretty good sexy times. The 392 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 1: author's name is Stephanie Lawrence. You guys, Miles Jack Stephanie 393 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,800 Speaker 1: Lawrence and uh and it's the first one. I think 394 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,320 Speaker 1: it's called Devil's Bride. Why wouldn't it Why wouldn't it 395 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,399 Speaker 1: be called Devil's Bride? And uh? And there's the first 396 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: six books. They're actually really good. The next twelve are okay. 397 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: I think the six after that are hit and miss. 398 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 1: And here's the thing about romance writers as well, is 399 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,120 Speaker 1: they have to write two or three books so gear 400 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: to make a living because the money is really good 401 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:31,120 Speaker 1: at the publisher level, but not at the author level. Right, 402 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,440 Speaker 1: So it's like the right or just like when people 403 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,399 Speaker 1: buy scripts for like Lifetime or Hallmark movies or that's it. 404 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 1: People are buying them, but they're seven grand up pop, 405 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 1: so are they seven grand because a friend of mine 406 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 1: has one coming out to Scember nineteen. Jennifer jen Kirkman, 407 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,399 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think Berkman might command a better price 408 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 1: than it's. Well. I did back to back episodes last 409 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:02,680 Speaker 1: December year ago to the small of about Hallmark Christmas 410 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,280 Speaker 1: movies because I don't have cable, so I've never seen them, 411 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,639 Speaker 1: and but I assumed that they are romance novels. In 412 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: the hour and a half four But jen Kirkman did 413 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: Hallmark Hallmark movies, and my brother Russ did Hallmark movies. 414 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 1: My brother Rust is an eCOM professor, and he had 415 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 1: spreadsheets because he loves he the guy is a is 416 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,120 Speaker 1: a marshmallow of the dude when it comes to movies. 417 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,640 Speaker 1: But this the spreadsheet was how much the budgets were, 418 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 1: who where they were shot, who directed them, And most 419 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 1: of the budget goes to the women actress who is 420 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,879 Speaker 1: the league, and the rest of the budget is split 421 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 1: among the crew and the rest and the guys always changed. 422 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,880 Speaker 1: The women are off will often get like a six 423 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,720 Speaker 1: picture deal. But the guys, but my brother's like y 424 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,439 Speaker 1: all look like the same guy, you know, they're just 425 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,560 Speaker 1: sort of a six ft six ft two brown haired 426 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 1: guy with regular features. And I was like, that sounds handsome, 427 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,680 Speaker 1: that sounds like that adult man. Wait six mont two 428 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,840 Speaker 1: regular guy Whitey magoose. And he also I think he 429 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: has a column for when anything that isn't a straight 430 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 1: white guy is a bold and because he broke it down, 431 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,840 Speaker 1: he loves his spreadsheet. He's an ECU. Yeah, I love 432 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,920 Speaker 1: some facts. All right, Well, if you if you like Bridgton, 433 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:32,280 Speaker 1: go check out the works of Stephanie Lawrence. You can 434 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 1: Stephanie Lawrence with an But here's the thing you also, 435 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 1: to some extent, it's like a suggesting porn for people. Sure, 436 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,960 Speaker 1: I mean you're like, do you like stepmother stuff? Well, 437 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,919 Speaker 1: there's a website. What you want to do? Is you 438 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 1: want to go? I mean, is there always so? Like 439 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,720 Speaker 1: The thing that I think stuck out to a lot 440 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 1: of people was in Bridgeton there was a large plot 441 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: about the male lead always pulling out like, which is 442 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,359 Speaker 1: kind of sexually graphic to be a plot point I 443 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,240 Speaker 1: think for for like a high is that is that 444 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: typical of romance novels to like have a sexually graphic 445 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,879 Speaker 1: sort of plot. For a while, it was about page 446 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,399 Speaker 1: one five that they would the sex scene would happen 447 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,719 Speaker 1: in a book of about three hundred pages, so there 448 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,439 Speaker 1: would be usually some sort of touchy touchy business right 449 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,880 Speaker 1: around paget, and then about one forty five they get 450 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 1: laid and then they'd spend the last half misunderstanding each 451 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 1: other and then finally doing it again, or they spend 452 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,040 Speaker 1: the whole middle of the book just doing it, doing it, 453 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 1: doing it, doing it, some small misunderstanding than reconciliation. It's 454 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,879 Speaker 1: one of the greatest things about romance novels. Turns out 455 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 1: there's always in a happy ending, and both for him 456 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:53,720 Speaker 1: and for us. There you go, all right, well, let's 457 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,919 Speaker 1: take a quick break and we will come back and 458 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: talk about some news stories. And we're back, and the 459 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,000 Speaker 1: hottest new souvenir from the year is the mouse Mover, 460 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 1: which is how you trick your boss into thinking you're 461 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,639 Speaker 1: still at your desk because that is important to them. Apparently. Yeah, 462 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 1: I mean that's uh, we've seen it. The this like 463 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,160 Speaker 1: obsession has gone from you know, well, like bosses now 464 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 1: in the work from home era seem to be more 465 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 1: focused on things like if you're present rather than if 466 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 1: you're productive. Because we've seen all this stuff, like every 467 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,080 Speaker 1: single study that's come out of like the lockdowns, and 468 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: things have shown for people who have been able to 469 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: work from home, you know, despite the stresses that it 470 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,479 Speaker 1: caused from if you're going from just a brutally pro 471 00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 1: productivity centric analysis, productivity has gone up and output has increased. 472 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,160 Speaker 1: Yet there's still this is like just fucking evil, like 473 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,960 Speaker 1: insistence on being like, well, what's going on you do 474 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,400 Speaker 1: when you're sleeping at at noon for twenty minutes even 475 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,360 Speaker 1: though you're also teaching kids like algebra in the other 476 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: room caused so much stress. And I think that's why 477 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 1: we've seen the rise of what men you call boss wear, 478 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: which are just different programs that are intended to track 479 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,720 Speaker 1: worker activity. And it's just gone up more and more 480 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,600 Speaker 1: and more, and you see it in things like you 481 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,520 Speaker 1: know a lot of people have found that they'll use 482 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 1: you know, apps like teams or slack and on some instances, 483 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,560 Speaker 1: based on if you have like a computer owned by 484 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,520 Speaker 1: a company, they can put software in there that says like, oh, 485 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,120 Speaker 1: if your mouse isn't moving for like a minute, then 486 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 1: it's going to set your status to away and give 487 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 1: you a little electrical charge. And the thing that they 488 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,480 Speaker 1: implanted in your neck right, yeah, exactly to the countdown. 489 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like the fucking computer and loss 490 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,200 Speaker 1: that you have to punch the numbers in. But yeah, 491 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,000 Speaker 1: and then so this is like obviously led to you know, 492 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,400 Speaker 1: boss is sending like humiliating emails or phone calls or 493 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 1: they're just questioning someone's like like what are you doing? 494 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: It doesn't even seem like you're doing anything? Do you 495 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 1: even need a job? That kind of stuff. And yeah, 496 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 1: we're finding out that now workers are having to find 497 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,960 Speaker 1: a way to push back against this nonsense in the 498 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: form of like you're saying, a mouse mover, a simple device, 499 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 1: a simple device that pretends that moves your mouse. As 500 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 1: you try to eat lunch, you're like, I'm gonna go 501 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,800 Speaker 1: get another cup of coffee, I'm gonna go have a cigarette, 502 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,959 Speaker 1: I'm gonna you know, whatever you're going to do. Oh 503 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 1: what a budget of assholes. So they have to we 504 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: have to create these things because product like you said productivity, Sup, Yeah, 505 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: that's not a that's that hasn't been an issue. And 506 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: I think like you're saying, even which is odd enough, 507 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,360 Speaker 1: because if you're in an office, many people will just 508 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,720 Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes to give themselves a reason to take a break, 509 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 1: and you don't see people being like where, what are 510 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,400 Speaker 1: you smoking cigarettes? It's just accepted because then there's like 511 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,920 Speaker 1: the idea, it's like, well, you came to the factory today, 512 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: so that at least I know if you're not if 513 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,480 Speaker 1: you're here, then you can't be helping your family do 514 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 1: something navigate us incredibly stressful time. Yeah, and that's you 515 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: know that that's sort of same. I think that same 516 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,200 Speaker 1: perspective hasn't been adopted. But these devices, like they run 517 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,760 Speaker 1: the fucking gamut, which is amazing because in the beginning, 518 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 1: there was a company that started in February, like a 519 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: mouse mover company, and they just did it because they're like, 520 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,560 Speaker 1: we know people use it for like if you're if 521 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: you're looking at many different screens for like data analysis 522 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,320 Speaker 1: or things like that. Sometimes you just want something like that, 523 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,920 Speaker 1: so the computer doesn't, like it might not have the 524 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,360 Speaker 1: function to know that you don't want it to go 525 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 1: to sleep or something, so you use a mouse mover 526 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,640 Speaker 1: for that. But then this company just saw just exponential 527 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,560 Speaker 1: uptick in sales since like April when they realize, oh 528 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 1: my god, I'm being watched in my own home. And 529 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 1: the only way to combat this is if my mouse 530 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,240 Speaker 1: is moving. So they have like mechanical ones that you 531 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,040 Speaker 1: just rest your mouths on and it just kind of 532 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 1: goes like left or right to just kind of keep 533 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: it moving. They have other like USB devices you can 534 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 1: plug in that will just tell your computer that there's 535 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 1: like a mouse being moved, so it well, no matter what, 536 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: you can just do whatever you need to. But the 537 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,120 Speaker 1: observing eyes that be won't know. And some they're also 538 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 1: just YouTube videos too. I didn't realize that have like 539 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: these moving graphics and you have like if you have 540 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,880 Speaker 1: an optical mouse, it will actually like create like it'll 541 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,400 Speaker 1: create movement in the cursor again, so you can just 542 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: run a video and people are going to think your work, 543 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 1: that you're that you're doing something, and what you're really 544 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 1: doing is playing Lord's Water Deep on Steam. But I 545 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: also need to move my moster that wow, what why 546 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,239 Speaker 1: I've never understood. I mean, granted, I do stand up, 547 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,719 Speaker 1: so there's not a lot of oversight, right, And but 548 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,080 Speaker 1: I never understood, you know, when I when I had 549 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 1: day jobs, why there was so many ship bags, right? Like, 550 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 1: why what do you care? And might doing the job 551 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: is like I remember I used this stuff envelopes for 552 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,560 Speaker 1: some gig. I worked at a nonprofit and this this 553 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 1: My boss told me, how does stuff envelopes and addressing 554 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 1: the bolks for this mailing? And she explained it took 555 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,280 Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen minutes to explain it, and then she said, 556 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 1: you do you understand? And I said, mostly, I'm gonna 557 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 1: probably have to ask you two more times as I 558 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,920 Speaker 1: do this how to do it again? And she was 559 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: like what, And I said, yeah, I don't care. I mean, 560 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of my self esteem whether 561 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 1: I whether I got this right the first time. I 562 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,880 Speaker 1: just want to do it how you want it done, 563 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,959 Speaker 1: because I don't like I would be really good as 564 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,400 Speaker 1: like a prep cook, because I don't care how I 565 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:46,080 Speaker 1: cut the vegetables, but the chef does. And most people 566 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,160 Speaker 1: go to work, they don't want to take it home 567 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:53,200 Speaker 1: with them. And we're not all inventors, right, So yeah, 568 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,640 Speaker 1: I'll do what however you want. But then when it's done, 569 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,600 Speaker 1: don't stare at me. I'm gonna do it and then 570 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,160 Speaker 1: get the hell out of my way. Yeah, there's we've 571 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,760 Speaker 1: talked before. The Theory of Bullshit Jobs essay and then 572 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,160 Speaker 1: book written by David Graber that argues that like half 573 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,879 Speaker 1: of the jobs of societal work is like pointless and 574 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,919 Speaker 1: like just there to give people give like bosses, people 575 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,200 Speaker 1: to boss around. And I feel like this is a 576 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:27,200 Speaker 1: huge check mark in the like evidence for that, because productivity, 577 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,280 Speaker 1: like you said, is up. So that's not what they're 578 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: That's not what they're worrying about. They're worrying about whether 579 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 1: you are being like, whether the quality of your life 580 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,920 Speaker 1: is being diminished by their talking about power and control. 581 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,960 Speaker 1: It's not anything about productivity and effectiveness. Yeah, or for 582 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 1: people to recontextualize what it means to work to write, 583 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,600 Speaker 1: because if you're like, wait, well I'm working, but I'm 584 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,759 Speaker 1: also doing this other stuff, why don't I do more 585 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: of that? You can't be feeling that comfortable because this 586 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,560 Speaker 1: whole financial system is based on the threat of homelessness 587 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,759 Speaker 1: and starvation to coerce you and to keep working. So 588 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,200 Speaker 1: I don't start loosening your definitions of what it means 589 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,040 Speaker 1: to survive. We can't have that, so you better have 590 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,280 Speaker 1: that fucking mouse moving is I don't know, very low stakes, 591 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 1: but it's it's one of these things that's been across 592 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: the board, just been denounced, you know, the Electronic Frontier 593 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,759 Speaker 1: Foundation cause BOSS where you know, invasive, unnecessary, unethical. The 594 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 1: Center for Democracy and Technology called it i as being 595 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:35,400 Speaker 1: quote actively detrimental to employees health and demanding that like 596 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,720 Speaker 1: OSHA actually updates its policies so that like on worker 597 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,840 Speaker 1: safety to also include like at home workers just for 598 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,000 Speaker 1: like this kind of weird you know, patrol, like productivity 599 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,440 Speaker 1: patrol that's like unnecessary, right right, because it's not like 600 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 1: we're not all accepting that, you know, like, there's a 601 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 1: TV in this room this side. I don't know who 602 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,279 Speaker 1: else is watching, but I'm sort have accepted that I'm 603 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,480 Speaker 1: probably never alone, and uh, and there's cameras in this casino, 604 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,759 Speaker 1: in this hotel, and but there's absolutely no reason for 605 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,240 Speaker 1: me that for anyone to check in and go, hey, 606 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,120 Speaker 1: by the way, I am watching you. I'm just like 607 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,839 Speaker 1: the low level hum of me being watched at all 608 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,319 Speaker 1: times is already there. You don't need to poke. Please 609 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:29,880 Speaker 1: don't prod that open world, the Panoptic on Israel. Yeah, alright, 610 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,840 Speaker 1: let's talk about Patriot Front real quick. So over the 611 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,919 Speaker 1: weekend last weekend, about a hundred members of this far 612 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,560 Speaker 1: right group, Patriot Front gathered in d C to do 613 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:45,160 Speaker 1: La March, have a little speech about European diaspora or 614 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,359 Speaker 1: like whatever fucking codeword that code word they're using, Yeah, 615 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,279 Speaker 1: diaspora instead of colonialism. And that's the fun of it, right, 616 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:58,759 Speaker 1: We're a diaspora community. We we like diversity in the 617 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:04,480 Speaker 1: European country. Is that our members come from. Think this 618 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:10,160 Speaker 1: person's vaguely tan, right, but yeah, yeah, but this is 619 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,719 Speaker 1: the same group from Charlottesville. They just changed their name 620 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,840 Speaker 1: right right, right Vanguard or something right and Guard America. 621 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,279 Speaker 1: And that's the guy Alex Fields, who you remember, the 622 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,479 Speaker 1: man who killed how they're higher. He was decked out 623 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,279 Speaker 1: in their regalia of like you know, khakis and like 624 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,279 Speaker 1: polo and at the time they were like, well he 625 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,960 Speaker 1: he wasn't They couldn't find that he was an official member, 626 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,080 Speaker 1: but based on the images, you're like, well, he was 627 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,880 Speaker 1: definitely around it and wanting to participate. And I think 628 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,280 Speaker 1: that was enough for them to realize maybe a rebrand 629 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,400 Speaker 1: is in order. So they became Patriot Front, which is 630 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,839 Speaker 1: also really a really cool name as well. He's got 631 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,719 Speaker 1: the word patriot in it, and yeah, flags were all 632 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 1: upside down and yeah, they love it. Because the United 633 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Speaker 1: States is in distress. There in distress, random and they're 634 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,239 Speaker 1: anti maxers maskers, but they're all masked up. It was 635 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,120 Speaker 1: so brave. But you know they do ship like security 636 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,040 Speaker 1: for neo Nazis. They have like a clear leader in 637 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,000 Speaker 1: this like twenty three year old who has been arrested 638 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,600 Speaker 1: and was at the DC event. And so this isn't 639 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 1: like this unknown or obscure group, especially to anyone that 640 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,960 Speaker 1: this you know, pays attention to far right extremism in 641 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:27,360 Speaker 1: this country. Yet again Republicans were just lock step in there. 642 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,680 Speaker 1: What this always happens, Their confusion and denial about what 643 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,080 Speaker 1: this group is that very much intersects with their with 644 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:40,120 Speaker 1: their party and saying things like Marjorie Taylor Gestapo. She 645 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,040 Speaker 1: was even saying stuff like nope, this is a quote 646 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 1: from her like with an image of these people said 647 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,919 Speaker 1: no patriot group I've ever seen, whereas Khaki's stormtrooper nepads 648 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,320 Speaker 1: and covers their faces like they're scared. Uh huh okay, 649 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 1: except everyone you talked to and money from, you, crazy 650 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,759 Speaker 1: stupid ship bag of a human. I'm so full of rage. 651 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,640 Speaker 1: She's she's the worst, you know how, like you have 652 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 1: to spend like I spent a good portion of my 653 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:14,320 Speaker 1: time going oh, middle aged white women, great voted for Okay, 654 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,400 Speaker 1: how do I who do I? Who do I punch? 655 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: But yeah, these guys so they were the vanguard ones 656 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:26,239 Speaker 1: from Charlottesville. Yeah, yeah, that's nuts. And the Republicans are 657 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,799 Speaker 1: pretending that they didn't, that they've never heard of them. 658 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,719 Speaker 1: Who they are? I don't know who who are? Well, 659 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:38,120 Speaker 1: you've been looking at my retirement of Vanguard account. That's 660 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,279 Speaker 1: really the tact. Yeah, for sure, but they get Yeah, 661 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,960 Speaker 1: the I feel like, yeah, the Republican parties like a 662 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,160 Speaker 1: white supremacists institution, and like the degree to which they 663 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:56,080 Speaker 1: still be treated being treated as a second, viable second 664 00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,840 Speaker 1: party is an absolute crime. Like this is Yeah, I 665 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,040 Speaker 1: mean there's a lot of Oh man, there was that 666 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,680 Speaker 1: Twitter thread Jack that I sent you earlier that I 667 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:10,319 Speaker 1: saw it was very popular from um this professor Dr 668 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,680 Speaker 1: William Horne, who is just talking about I mean this, 669 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,120 Speaker 1: he did a whole threat about how what's happening right 670 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,040 Speaker 1: now and the like polarization and the fact that the 671 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,480 Speaker 1: Republicans are doing everything they can to completely upend or 672 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,959 Speaker 1: you know, just overturned whatever election results. They don't happen, 673 00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,879 Speaker 1: who're saying this is actually kind of like worse than 674 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,400 Speaker 1: the Civil War, And let me tell you why. And 675 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,200 Speaker 1: one of the biggest things that stuck out to me 676 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 1: was this insistence on the media and Democrats that they 677 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,680 Speaker 1: have a complete inability to say this thing that like 678 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:46,360 Speaker 1: the Republicans have completely turned into this like ghoulish party 679 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,720 Speaker 1: that it's we're not even talking about how radicalized it's become. 680 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,880 Speaker 1: The word bipartisanship is still used as if you're dealing 681 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,480 Speaker 1: with people of good faith and in general, I mean, 682 00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,359 Speaker 1: for all the those disappointment there's for democratic leadership, it's 683 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,680 Speaker 1: just you do see though too, Like, especially on the news, 684 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,440 Speaker 1: there's no full throated sort of description of what the 685 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,120 Speaker 1: Republican Party is and what they're trying to do. It's 686 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,440 Speaker 1: just like they're becoming very aggressive with their Jerryman daring efforts, 687 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,040 Speaker 1: but not saying this is because they're building the framework 688 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,920 Speaker 1: to completely kneecap the sort of democratic process that exists 689 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,440 Speaker 1: in the country. It's just always a few degrees short 690 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,759 Speaker 1: of that, and it leaves people completely like confused to 691 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,160 Speaker 1: know what's happening, like right now in real time, Yeah, 692 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,280 Speaker 1: we're gonna try and have that professor on. He teaches 693 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,120 Speaker 1: an entire course on like white backlash, the history of 694 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:43,239 Speaker 1: white rage and white backlash. Didn't he write a book, well, 695 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,399 Speaker 1: it doesn't have a new book out that is that 696 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,920 Speaker 1: looked fascinated. I can't remember the name of that demand 697 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,000 Speaker 1: The Impossible, I think is one of his, or no 698 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,279 Speaker 1: that came out, but I mean, but yeah, yeah, I 699 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:58,520 Speaker 1: mean he was he The thread comes about because somebody's like, 700 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,120 Speaker 1: so we're going to dissolve into civil war, right and 701 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:06,880 Speaker 1: he's like, actually, like that would be not the worst case. 702 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,560 Speaker 1: The worst case seems to be what's actually happening, which 703 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,760 Speaker 1: is that the white supremacy is becoming the mainstream option 704 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:18,959 Speaker 1: and there isn't enough of a you know, pushback from 705 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:25,160 Speaker 1: anyone resisting established yea from establishment, and you know, it's 706 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,680 Speaker 1: interest because the my new album, I have like a 707 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,680 Speaker 1: throwaway line that we're going through the laziest civil war 708 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,120 Speaker 1: right now that I've ever seen in my life. And 709 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,239 Speaker 1: it's a very like it's on brand, you know, the 710 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,560 Speaker 1: only people right now and I and I didn't put 711 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,919 Speaker 1: it on the album, but I was, I said, where 712 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,880 Speaker 1: was I? Last week? I was in Ratley, North Carolina, 713 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,799 Speaker 1: and I said, you know, I would tell you guys 714 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,600 Speaker 1: to pick up arms, because the only people right now 715 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,759 Speaker 1: shooting anybody are the bad guys. The bad guys are 716 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,239 Speaker 1: the only one that are killing everybody. And I would say, 717 00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,319 Speaker 1: I would say that you should, you should raise arms, 718 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,799 Speaker 1: except for that I'm unwilling to do it right. So 719 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,520 Speaker 1: I don't know how. I don't know how to fight 720 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,879 Speaker 1: people that are willing to shoot innocent people like who 721 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,759 Speaker 1: were just willing to mow children down and you know, 722 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,680 Speaker 1: people on the street. And the the only joke that 723 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,040 Speaker 1: used to get a bigger laugh, what six or seven 724 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,200 Speaker 1: years ago, it used to get a good laugh that 725 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,719 Speaker 1: the Germans are going to get to be the good 726 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:28,000 Speaker 1: guys in World War three. Yeah, because if you have 727 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,560 Speaker 1: been's the worst thing you ever did, you get to 728 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,759 Speaker 1: be the hero in the sequel. And they're the only 729 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:38,920 Speaker 1: ones paying reparations, so like literally paying reparations, which is 730 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:45,080 Speaker 1: not a extreme position, it's like the right thing to do. Yeah, Yeah, 731 00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,640 Speaker 1: there was I saw some video where some dirt bag 732 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,200 Speaker 1: American dude was standing outside what I guess used to 733 00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,920 Speaker 1: be the Reichstag, and or is I don't know anything 734 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,640 Speaker 1: about Berlin uh, but he he did like the Nazi salute, 735 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,720 Speaker 1: and so German just pedestrian walked by him and plunged 736 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 1: him right in the face. Right. It was one of 737 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 1: the greatest I loved the It was a great thing. Yeah. Yeah, 738 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,920 Speaker 1: And I think it's it's I think it's just one 739 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,759 Speaker 1: of these moments two Americans have never in you know, 740 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:20,399 Speaker 1: the modern history had to really deal with some kind 741 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,200 Speaker 1: of issue like on the soil of America, you know 742 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,239 Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, there's just it's it's not a 743 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,360 Speaker 1: it's not a problem solving, it's not necessarily problems obviously 744 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,959 Speaker 1: still people need. But because of the relative stability, there's 745 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,520 Speaker 1: just this utter lack of imagination for how bad things 746 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,719 Speaker 1: can get or how good things can be either. So 747 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,400 Speaker 1: you're just dealing with a lot of So what happens 748 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,960 Speaker 1: is in this space right now where a lot of 749 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,879 Speaker 1: people are scratching their heads, like is this bad? Like 750 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,920 Speaker 1: I don't think America could become a place where, like 751 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,760 Speaker 1: though you use the Supreme Court to create cast system 752 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,120 Speaker 1: and an apartheid state. Wait, they did, and they are 753 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,120 Speaker 1: after the Civil War, after lots of people died, and 754 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,640 Speaker 1: like to you know, make it so that that wasn't 755 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,799 Speaker 1: the case. They like, there was the backlash and then 756 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,359 Speaker 1: the it became official. Lot in the late sixties, though, 757 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,800 Speaker 1: there was a lot more rioting and a lot more 758 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:21,160 Speaker 1: and and real change happened. It wasn't exponential, Actually it 759 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:26,240 Speaker 1: was exponential from what came before. Right, But it's obviously 760 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,759 Speaker 1: not enough, and it's obviously there is this white supremacist 761 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:35,799 Speaker 1: backlash of well we're there, we're losing. We're losing. You know, 762 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,080 Speaker 1: there's not enough of something. It's this and plus, nobody 763 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,480 Speaker 1: is putting on uniforms and lining up. Only the dufas 764 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,799 Speaker 1: is of of of Vanguard, Proud Front or Patriot Front 765 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,200 Speaker 1: or whatever are all wearing the same chinos like they 766 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:55,000 Speaker 1: work at Old Navy and lining up and carrying flags. 767 00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,279 Speaker 1: The original Civil War was in a different time of warfare, right, 768 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,560 Speaker 1: I mean, we are in a civil war because of 769 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,719 Speaker 1: grilla warfare, because of insurgency, because of terrorism. That's what 770 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,840 Speaker 1: we're in. I don't know how to I mean, nobody's 771 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,200 Speaker 1: lining up. We're not gonna all go stand. I'm not 772 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,359 Speaker 1: gonna put on a blue hat. And well, I think 773 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,960 Speaker 1: that's what's that's what will make this new, you know, 774 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,640 Speaker 1: part of history even more insidious if it's unfolding the 775 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,799 Speaker 1: way it looks like, which is they will be people 776 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,239 Speaker 1: who are materially comfortable and can actually rationalize that they 777 00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,319 Speaker 1: don't this. Yeah, things are bad, but it's not bad 778 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,239 Speaker 1: for me, And it's not bad enough that I need 779 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,520 Speaker 1: to up end my own relative stability to try and 780 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,400 Speaker 1: change something. Yeah, trying trying to get what is hilariously 781 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,759 Speaker 1: called the middle class to stand up, because there is 782 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,239 Speaker 1: no middle class. There is only the wealthy, of which 783 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:53,000 Speaker 1: I am one of. And I consider my wealth the 784 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,560 Speaker 1: fact that I live indoors, the fact that I can 785 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,720 Speaker 1: buy a pair of shoes and not look at the price. 786 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,840 Speaker 1: I mean, that's a That's a real sign of wealth 787 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,960 Speaker 1: to me, is that I could buy clothes and not 788 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,279 Speaker 1: have to be worried about how much they cost. I can. 789 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:11,319 Speaker 1: I can, And it isn't the obscenity that is billionaires. 790 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,279 Speaker 1: But it is real, you know. This, This the fact 791 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 1: that I'm doing well. Yeah, And and to try to 792 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,839 Speaker 1: get me to do something besides tweet, besides you know, 793 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,280 Speaker 1: go out and stand on a corner once every six months. 794 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,040 Speaker 1: You know, I used to do a lot more protesting 795 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,480 Speaker 1: in the in the eighties, and nineties where I was 796 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:39,480 Speaker 1: on the street and it did not feel super effective 797 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,279 Speaker 1: like I was in the eighties. I did a lot 798 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:45,919 Speaker 1: of anti apartheid protests at college and stuff, and it 799 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,839 Speaker 1: it didn't feel like it did a lot, but it 800 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,400 Speaker 1: did help. I did feel part of something, you know, 801 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,400 Speaker 1: It did feel like I was doing something which is 802 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,239 Speaker 1: a huge need in like I think loneliness is epidemic 803 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,480 Speaker 1: right now, so like it does feel like they're like 804 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:08,960 Speaker 1: ways that like activism getting some community response, like dual power, 805 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:13,520 Speaker 1: Like they answer many questions that I think are are 806 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,160 Speaker 1: being asked or aren't being asked enough, but you know, 807 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:21,760 Speaker 1: many problems that we currently have. All right, let's uh, 808 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,560 Speaker 1: let's take a break and come back and talk about 809 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:40,680 Speaker 1: some bullshit shortages. And we're back, and let's look at 810 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:45,960 Speaker 1: news of Christmas shortages, which really, like our writer j 811 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,400 Speaker 1: I'm kind of put together a comprehensive look at like 812 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,759 Speaker 1: how this happens basically every year. I do also want 813 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,440 Speaker 1: to just add that in sort of a coalescence of 814 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,280 Speaker 1: stories from our dock into a artful collage. And arsonists 815 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,960 Speaker 1: climbed the Christmas tree sculpture outside Fox News headquarters and 816 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,520 Speaker 1: set it on fire and like that ship went up. 817 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,439 Speaker 1: So yeah, and there they are like that all they're 818 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,480 Speaker 1: talking about fire, But again they don't. Yeah that's all 819 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,680 Speaker 1: they're talking about when you know three people just got 820 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,440 Speaker 1: murdered last week. You know, you're just like that's the thing. 821 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,280 Speaker 1: You're like, oh, they're terrorists, and you're like, what about Okay, 822 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,799 Speaker 1: all right, well, but I mean again, that's the thing 823 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,320 Speaker 1: that when if that's like sort of like the momentum 824 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,720 Speaker 1: of how you take in the world, like through Fox You'll, You'll, 825 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,960 Speaker 1: it just conditions you to be outraged at the things 826 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,720 Speaker 1: that have nothing to do with you and completely ignore 827 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,560 Speaker 1: all of the things that absolutely are existential threats to 828 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,920 Speaker 1: your life. Yeah. Wow. So we've talked about a couple 829 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,680 Speaker 1: of the stories that are getting run this year, the 830 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:55,360 Speaker 1: Santa Claus shortage, which I've seen, like it seems like 831 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,440 Speaker 1: the implication was that it was like Fauci's fault because 832 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,640 Speaker 1: Santa didn't want to get vaccinated or they didn't want 833 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,000 Speaker 1: to have to wear masks, because they wanted to be 834 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:10,760 Speaker 1: just face to face with children the like germysts most 835 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:18,640 Speaker 1: like spittle flecked humans in existence. Yeah, but the real 836 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,399 Speaker 1: reason somebody actually looked at the real reason why there's 837 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,920 Speaker 1: a shortage of Santa is compared to last year, not 838 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,680 Speaker 1: compared to like all time or you know, it's a 839 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:33,200 Speaker 1: relative shortage, is that hundreds of Santa's died of COVID, right, 840 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,239 Speaker 1: A bunch of old guys. There were a bunch of 841 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:39,080 Speaker 1: old dudes who go morbidities. Yeah, and and hung right 842 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,640 Speaker 1: right there. Also not the healthiest dudes in the world. 843 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:46,600 Speaker 1: And they spend all their time around kids. Yeah, yeah, exactly, 844 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,319 Speaker 1: Yeah did they all there was a big There was 845 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,360 Speaker 1: a big they killed they died, They COVID killed him. Yeah, 846 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,080 Speaker 1: there's I mean, that's what they're They're saying that there's 847 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,359 Speaker 1: just a lot of people used to work as Santa's 848 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,359 Speaker 1: and years passed, who passed away from COVID or are 849 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,240 Speaker 1: hesitant to go to a job where you know, germ 850 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,279 Speaker 1: ridden kids sit on their lap and after all their 851 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,279 Speaker 1: Santa friends died, I'm assuming they're all friends with one another. Yeah, 852 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,719 Speaker 1: that feels like a tight knit group. Yeah, I mean, 853 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,040 Speaker 1: they do have the Santa con so I'm sure they 854 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,960 Speaker 1: know each other, know that, Like they're dropping like flies. 855 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:28,520 Speaker 1: Foxes Online reporting mentioned the Santa story and and even 856 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,480 Speaker 1: mentioned like and you know that there have been disproportionate 857 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,879 Speaker 1: number of deaths. But they ended it at the They 858 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,480 Speaker 1: edited at the end of a SOB story about how 859 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:44,160 Speaker 1: one woman couldn't get a Santa for her country club party. Here. Yeah, 860 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,200 Speaker 1: that's fucked up. That's not fair. It's not fair to 861 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:53,520 Speaker 1: her or her country club, yeah right, or her country Yeah. Yeah, 862 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,239 Speaker 1: that is so brutal. My brother has as Uh, he's 863 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,840 Speaker 1: in charge of the Santa for his church in Malwa. 864 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,239 Speaker 1: Edie said, our Santa is retiring and I was like, 865 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,680 Speaker 1: I think that guy has been your Santa for he 866 00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:09,200 Speaker 1: goes almost twenty years. And I said, so, how old 867 00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,520 Speaker 1: does he goes? And I was like, that guy gets 868 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,919 Speaker 1: to retire, you know, Ruth Bader Ginsburg gets to die. 869 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:22,240 Speaker 1: You people fuck up, These people are old. Yeah, what's next? 870 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:28,080 Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, saucy. He's retiring. He's eighty's. It turns 871 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,440 Speaker 1: out he'd like to sit down. So the one that 872 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,319 Speaker 1: got me Christmas tree shortage, we got our Christmas tree 873 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,640 Speaker 1: extra earlier this year because oh you got it. Yeah, 874 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,000 Speaker 1: we got it just because you know, even I think 875 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:47,359 Speaker 1: MPR was saying, like there's a Christmas tree shortage. And so, 876 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,600 Speaker 1: first of all, there are like slightly less Christmas trees 877 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,759 Speaker 1: for sale this year because of the extreme heat and 878 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,839 Speaker 1: flooding caused by climate change. But according to like the 879 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,799 Speaker 1: National Christmas Tree Association, which is a real thing that 880 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,680 Speaker 1: like monitors the supply and demand for Christmas trees. According 881 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:10,960 Speaker 1: to them, there is no Christmas tree shortage. There was 882 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:16,319 Speaker 1: a oversupply of trees between two thousand fifteen, and the 883 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:21,000 Speaker 1: oversupply meant that farmers couldn't raise prices, which affected how 884 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,200 Speaker 1: many trees they could plant, which like then lead to 885 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,280 Speaker 1: the current system which so any like there's a Christmas 886 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,600 Speaker 1: tree shortage story is actually there's the right amount of 887 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:39,160 Speaker 1: Christmas trees that's actually right, with no leftovers the but yeah, 888 00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,600 Speaker 1: Doug Hundley, I don't I'm sure I don't have to 889 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,280 Speaker 1: tell you this. But he's the spokesman for the National 890 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:49,160 Speaker 1: Christmas Tree Association. But he said shortage talk has been 891 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,120 Speaker 1: going on for the fifth year now, and those of 892 00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,480 Speaker 1: us at the n c T A National Christmas Tree Association, 893 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,120 Speaker 1: I've tried to put water on that fire, but it 894 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,759 Speaker 1: just doesn't work, huh, they which shout out too. I 895 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,279 Speaker 1: think I heard the same thing was going on in 896 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,719 Speaker 1: Fox News earlier. Yeah. I just like that there's honesty 897 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,239 Speaker 1: and like this trade organization where they could have been 898 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,160 Speaker 1: like dahn, I mean, oh my god, get out reporting. 899 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,360 Speaker 1: Probably important to get your Christmas tree as soon as 900 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:22,040 Speaker 1: possibly like two yeah, maybe not, but they're like no, no, no, 901 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,000 Speaker 1: no no no, Like maybe they're so they love the 902 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,719 Speaker 1: spirit of Christmas and like no, no, no no, no, no, 903 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,960 Speaker 1: it's bountiful. It's plentiful everyone. It's fine. There's gonna be 904 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,839 Speaker 1: some woman who has a really fancy job who goes 905 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,640 Speaker 1: back to her hometown and falls in love with the 906 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,880 Speaker 1: guy who runs the Christmas tree farm exactly every Hallmark 907 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,560 Speaker 1: movie here, I'm told. But guys, think about how it's 908 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:47,840 Speaker 1: affecting the wood chipper industry heading into Christmas. You know, 909 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,400 Speaker 1: there's fewer trees that have to go into the wood chipper, 910 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,359 Speaker 1: which that can't be good for I don't know, John Dear, 911 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,759 Speaker 1: who is a hero of errors here, right, Yeah, but 912 00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,120 Speaker 1: it just means fewer trees are being wasted. But this 913 00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,719 Speaker 1: is so jam like put together this list of just 914 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:10,200 Speaker 1: the past ten years, like shortage panics around Christmas supplies. 915 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:15,200 Speaker 1: So we've got Wall Street Journal from two thousand sixteen. 916 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,920 Speaker 1: There may not be enough eggnog this year. Ce NBC 917 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:24,720 Speaker 1: spike and eggnog sales could lead to Christmas shortage. Candy 918 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:29,279 Speaker 1: King Crisis US takeover leaves Canadian retailers shorts one by one. 919 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,399 Speaker 1: First of all, egg has anyone ever wanted more than 920 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,560 Speaker 1: one fucking glass of eggnog in their lives? Oh? When 921 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 1: I had, I would just have like diarrhea from the 922 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,239 Speaker 1: amount of like fat and like how rich it was? 923 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:46,960 Speaker 1: Can we cut this with regular milk? And then and 924 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,719 Speaker 1: they only sell it in half gallons? And You're like, 925 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,239 Speaker 1: why why isn't it sold at a tiny half and 926 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,560 Speaker 1: half thing so that I can then have anyway kings 927 00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,839 Speaker 1: in Canada. It's almost like Wall Street. Arnold might have 928 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:06,960 Speaker 1: like some connections with Wall Street or something. The reason 929 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:14,560 Speaker 1: for yeah, what are we gonna do? Als on a 930 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:20,040 Speaker 1: show for missing my Bye Bye drink? So candy can 931 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:24,320 Speaker 1: drought candy Cane Crisis US takeover leaves Canadian retailers short. 932 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,319 Speaker 1: Hake over again. I love the wording. They're like, we're 933 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:32,960 Speaker 1: fucking we have like advanced on their border or something. Yeah, yeah, 934 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,160 Speaker 1: northern Michigan just running over there. We all remember two 935 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:45,000 Speaker 1: thou as the year of the Christmas missiletoe shortage, missiletoe 936 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:52,560 Speaker 1: short the telegraph Christmas kissing at threat because of missiletoe shortage. Oh. 937 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,880 Speaker 1: I want to find people who write headlines and bury 938 00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,399 Speaker 1: them alive head first, paint their feet with honey, then 939 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:06,240 Speaker 1: release ants. I find deadlines to be the most infuriating. 940 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,960 Speaker 1: And uh wow, I mean that's yeah. A lot of 941 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,720 Speaker 1: people say that led to that led to the current 942 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:20,760 Speaker 1: financial crisis. You know, right, Well, that's actually that's our hour, Jackie, 943 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:28,400 Speaker 1: what it's been, and that's our hour, and that well, 944 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,280 Speaker 1: this has been a delight you do. First of all, 945 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,280 Speaker 1: can I tell you about that document you sent me 946 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:36,680 Speaker 1: and how it should be its own blog? Hundreds of 947 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:41,360 Speaker 1: pages of current event like I've already tweeted, Facebook, posted, 948 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:46,320 Speaker 1: and sent via text at least five different lengths that 949 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:50,840 Speaker 1: are on that list. Did you see this bluetooth phone 950 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,920 Speaker 1: that's a Fisher Price thing? And actually I don't know 951 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,000 Speaker 1: what I would do with it. I want it. I 952 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,040 Speaker 1: don't know why I wanted the Living record a living document, 953 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:03,280 Speaker 1: because it's a living document. That was terrifying once I 954 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,600 Speaker 1: opened it, by the way, because I hadn't got to 955 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,680 Speaker 1: the third paragraph, which said we're just we're not gonna 956 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:13,640 Speaker 1: do it all. Don't worry about it. Yeah, well, thank 957 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,280 Speaker 1: you so much for joining us. This was truly a pleasure. 958 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,120 Speaker 1: Where can people find you and follow you? Oh, thanks 959 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,520 Speaker 1: so much for having me you guys, And my name 960 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,240 Speaker 1: is jacky Cation and the name of my new album 961 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,520 Speaker 1: is Staycation. Get it because we were all at home 962 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,720 Speaker 1: for a second. And that's what the audience says when 963 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,080 Speaker 1: when you're done with your set, stay, stay, Occasion stay, 964 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,720 Speaker 1: and then they all carry me off, and so occasion 965 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,840 Speaker 1: is um. But that's how you pronounced my last name. 966 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,120 Speaker 1: And it's gonna do good work for people pronouncing my 967 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,400 Speaker 1: last name because it's uh and and everywhere is just 968 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,440 Speaker 1: at Jaccucation. Everything's free to listen to on all the 969 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,000 Speaker 1: places you listen to things. You can watch videos of 970 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,080 Speaker 1: me doing stand up on YouTube and all the things. 971 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,280 Speaker 1: And other than that, I have the two podcasts, but 972 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,800 Speaker 1: if you just go to jacucation dot com, thank you. 973 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:05,160 Speaker 1: Is the dork Forest a reference to the Dark Forest now. 974 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,440 Speaker 1: The dork Forest is a reference to a joke I 975 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,480 Speaker 1: did back in the early two thousand's about how I 976 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:14,480 Speaker 1: hang out with anybody and to help and the premise 977 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,320 Speaker 1: was is how far into the dork Forest do I 978 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,840 Speaker 1: have to go to get to someone I would not 979 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,040 Speaker 1: hang out with? And it turns out it was a 980 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:29,040 Speaker 1: Civil War reenacting cut and so and so. The Yeah, 981 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,160 Speaker 1: the bit itself is just sort of one of those 982 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,520 Speaker 1: list jokes where I list different dorky things that I 983 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,040 Speaker 1: have to go past two to get to the Civil 984 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,640 Speaker 1: War reenacting guys. So when I started the podcast, I 985 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,720 Speaker 1: was like, I kind of want to interview people about 986 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,160 Speaker 1: what they love. So the dork Forest was. There's good. 987 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,960 Speaker 1: There's a new sci fi book it's like the second 988 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,720 Speaker 1: book and the Three Body Problem trilogy that is about 989 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,440 Speaker 1: to be like a big show on HBO or what 990 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,640 Speaker 1: or Netflix I think, and it's called The Dark Forest. 991 00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:02,320 Speaker 1: So oh so look forward to that being mistaken for 992 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,600 Speaker 1: a thousand years. Yeah, it's a hit. You just tell 993 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,480 Speaker 1: people the truth that they based the second book of 994 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,480 Speaker 1: that series off of your podcast. That's right. Have you 995 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,000 Speaker 1: read the n K j Emison Broken Earth trilogy. I 996 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,520 Speaker 1: haven't won the Hugo three years in a row. It's amazing. 997 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,440 Speaker 1: They're they're gonna make a TV show out of that too, 998 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,680 Speaker 1: It's amazing. Yeah, Okay, and is there a tweet or 999 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,200 Speaker 1: some of the work of social media you've been enjoying, 1000 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,160 Speaker 1: or the one that that made me laugh and made 1001 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:35,360 Speaker 1: me angry yesterday was Brent Spiner. I think I played 1002 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,400 Speaker 1: data on Next Track Star Trek the Next Generation. He 1003 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,840 Speaker 1: tweeted something like, is this right? I spent a night 1004 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,959 Speaker 1: in jail for parking tickets, but you can just say 1005 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:51,400 Speaker 1: no to congressional subpoenas. And I was like, that was 1006 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,080 Speaker 1: That was my current one yesterday that made me laugh 1007 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,560 Speaker 1: in full of brag, Right, Miles, where can people find you? 1008 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,800 Speaker 1: What's tweet you've been enjoying? Find me on Twitter and 1009 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,960 Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray and also the other podcast 1010 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,800 Speaker 1: four twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra, where we just 1011 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,600 Speaker 1: talk about our favorite show, ninety Day Fiance in all 1012 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:15,200 Speaker 1: its iterations. A tweet that I like first one is 1013 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:21,200 Speaker 1: from make Oxtail Cheap Again at c sim Simmas tweeted 1014 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,840 Speaker 1: they really had us baby millennials dressing business casual to 1015 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,840 Speaker 1: go to the club, and for anybody who was hitting 1016 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,280 Speaker 1: the clubs and the odds and the tens, there was 1017 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,840 Speaker 1: just the weirdest dress codes back then. Yeah, you really 1018 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,240 Speaker 1: had to look on some button up like leather shoe nonsense, 1019 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,440 Speaker 1: and we were dressing. I mean, look they were. We're 1020 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,480 Speaker 1: all being indoctrinated for our jobs as uh, you know, 1021 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:48,160 Speaker 1: middling corporate workers. Then the next one is from Jen 1022 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,160 Speaker 1: Richards at smart ass Gen tweeted, Hey, in case you 1023 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,760 Speaker 1: weren't already feeling old today, I just heard an intern 1024 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:58,080 Speaker 1: say they loved Successions new weekly drop model and that 1025 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,080 Speaker 1: it was a smart way to get people looked. There 1026 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:07,880 Speaker 1: you go, I mean that is it's innovative. They're they're 1027 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:12,720 Speaker 1: at the cutting edge of content of reinventing television. Welcome, 1028 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:18,680 Speaker 1: they've done it all right. Derek at Derek three three, 1029 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,920 Speaker 1: I think that's their phone number, so I want redressed. 1030 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,480 Speaker 1: I said, when someone is knighted by the queen, they 1031 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,680 Speaker 1: should have to fight for the queen. They should have 1032 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,320 Speaker 1: sent Paul McCartney to Iraq, which I just wish they 1033 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,920 Speaker 1: had done that. And at Mark Dubbs tweeted, just got 1034 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,280 Speaker 1: my fourth wall blown out by Kurt vond to get 1035 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,480 Speaker 1: which I liked. To find me on Twitter at Jack 1036 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:45,400 Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien, you can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. 1037 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,120 Speaker 1: We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram, we have Facebook 1038 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,919 Speaker 1: fan page and a website, Daily zigeist dot com where 1039 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,480 Speaker 1: he post our episodes and our footnotes where we link 1040 01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,880 Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode, 1041 01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,040 Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, 1042 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,440 Speaker 1: what song do you think people might enjoy? Let's do 1043 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,320 Speaker 1: a track by Pluma Blue. I think maybe I've done 1044 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,360 Speaker 1: one Puma Blue track before, but Bluoma Blues like just 1045 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,040 Speaker 1: one of these amazing artists who's like a singer, songwriter, producer, 1046 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,880 Speaker 1: multi like just does it all. Uh, and their music 1047 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:20,040 Speaker 1: is just so so just rich and it it feels 1048 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,680 Speaker 1: good like there's you can you can feel the musicianship 1049 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,880 Speaker 1: in it and the creativity. So this is track from 1050 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:30,240 Speaker 1: Puma Blue called Oil Slick, So check that one out alright. Well. 1051 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,480 Speaker 1: The Daily Zey Guys a production by Heart Radio. For 1052 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,080 Speaker 1: more podcasts from My Heart Radio, visit the I Heart 1053 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:39,560 Speaker 1: Radio app, Apple Podcaster, wherever wherever fine podcasts are given 1054 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,280 Speaker 1: away for free. That is going to do it for 1055 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,400 Speaker 1: us this morning. But we are back this afternoon to 1056 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,640 Speaker 1: tell you what's trending, and we will talk to y'all then. 1057 01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,520 Speaker 1: Bobby Bye,