WEBVTT - Savanah Moss Talks About Encounters with Mountain Lions and Mediocre Men

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picturing a liger or like a griffin or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so really, yeah, they're bread for speed and power.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know that? Look, I'm a big love.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a liger tattooed on my back. Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had a dream where you keep waking

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<v Speaker 1>up in the middle of it and you think it's over,

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<v Speaker 1>but it turns out you're still in a dream? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of feels like you're trying to beat a

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<v Speaker 1>level in a video game and you keep dying and

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<v Speaker 1>and and respawning, you know, and there's like a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of teddy bears and clowns and random Starbucks employees violently

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<v Speaker 1>spinning around flinging milk with reckless abandon Or is that

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<v Speaker 1>just me? Maybe I need to pump the brakes on

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<v Speaker 1>the melotone and gummies, or probably need to stop watching

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<v Speaker 1>Savannah Moss's TikTok's Before Bed Now. Savannah is a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two year old content creator from Phoenix, Arizona, who exploded

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok a few years ago with her trippy fever

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<v Speaker 1>dream style content. She's got over ten and a half

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<v Speaker 1>million followers on the platform now. Savannah and I sat

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<v Speaker 1>down at VidCon last summer and she told me a

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<v Speaker 1>harrowing tale about wandering in the desert one night. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Will Milk Spins McFadden, and this is hashtag Storytime, brought

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<v Speaker 1>to you by iHeartRadio. Okay, so the story takes place

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<v Speaker 1>in Arizona. Of course, that's where I'm from. Scary already,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's very scary. And this one was about

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<v Speaker 1>five years ago. Okay. So it was me and my

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<v Speaker 1>three friends and it was about midnight. Just for context, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>set the scene, paint the pictures. Okay. So super dark midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>Arizona in the summer. It's pretty hot, but not too

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<v Speaker 1>hot at night. Okay. So we decide to get my

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<v Speaker 1>friend's car and go kind of like explore wearing in

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<v Speaker 1>the desert ish area. There's lots of that in Arizona.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a great idea already, Oh yes, just way.

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<v Speaker 1>So we drive to like this big open plane area

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<v Speaker 1>where there's like nothing right. Basically there's a big drop

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<v Speaker 1>off like a cliff yes, if you will, if you will,

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<v Speaker 1>a small cliff rum and it was like behind a Walmart,

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<v Speaker 1>but like it goes back really far, like you can

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<v Speaker 1>you can't even see the end of it. Yeah. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so we decided to go like walk around, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>which is going on? Walk about? Yeah, with our flashlights,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just just the four of us. So we

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<v Speaker 1>go out there and everything was fine. We made it

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<v Speaker 1>to the cliff, okay, and we're like looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>moon like everything was so awesome. Yeah, I bet it

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<v Speaker 1>was beautiful. Oh yeah, with the Walmart and the background

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<v Speaker 1>and then the moon and the plane. Yeah, well the

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<v Speaker 1>Walmart was kind of far. Yeah, and a little part

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<v Speaker 1>I missed was the do not enter signs? Oh yet

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<v Speaker 1>the front the whole trespassing right right right? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>usually ignore those two, right, Yeah, I just didn't see them.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure that, Yeah, that's why do you tell the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. I couldn't be here. I can't read. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I am very dyslexic. Yeah. I thought it said come in,

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<v Speaker 1>please come in, you're well walk around food over there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so when we made it to the cliff, um,

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<v Speaker 1>we it was kind of getting late. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was already late, but were we talking like it's midnight

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<v Speaker 1>or is this like two in the morning or where? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's about like twelve thirty. Now all right, we weren't

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<v Speaker 1>out there for two twitching hour. Yes, um, So we

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<v Speaker 1>were out there and we wanted to head back, and

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<v Speaker 1>one of my friends was like, you know, let's turn

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<v Speaker 1>off our flashlights and try to make it back. Bold choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it would be a really good idea, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's make this harder and more dangerous. Yeah. So we did,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was pitch black except for like the moonlight,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, but you can't really see anything, right. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're walking back and all of a sudden, all of

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<v Speaker 1>us stop in our tracks, like because we heard a noise. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And when I tell you, this noise is these gariest

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<v Speaker 1>noise I've ever heard in my life. Okay, I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like like a dragon mixed with a lion.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could have recorded it, Honestly, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know how to describe it very well. But I

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<v Speaker 1>heard this noise. It was a beast of some sort, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a beast, a mythical or real beast? Like was this? No?

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<v Speaker 1>It was real? It was a real animal. Yeah, okay, cool, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll find out which animal it was, Okay, great, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picturing like, yeah, I'm picturing a liger or like

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<v Speaker 1>a griffin or something. Or liger is real, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>so really Yeah, they're bread for speed and power. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you know that? Look, I'm a big I love.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a liger tattooed on my back. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they breathed lions and tigers together. I think bread for

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<v Speaker 1>speed and power. Yeah right, yeah, I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>that as a good tattoo anyway, I would be honored. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So we heard the noise and I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>coming from someone's phone, right, I thought it was just

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<v Speaker 1>like a video or something. So I was like, stop

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<v Speaker 1>watching them, stop watching those liger videos. Come on. And

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<v Speaker 1>we're all like, no, like, it wasn't me. It wasn't me.

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<v Speaker 1>How to be you? Right? And then um, we turn

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<v Speaker 1>on our flashlights of course, and we're like looking around,

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<v Speaker 1>like scanning the area. There's like little sparse bushes here

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<v Speaker 1>and there. Yeah, and we didn't really see anything, but

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<v Speaker 1>the noise was coming from like right in front of us.

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<v Speaker 1>So one of my friends threw a rock at the bush.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I have no idea, right, but the animal started

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<v Speaker 1>to come out right and we saw its eyes. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a mountain lion. Oh god, it was a mountain lion.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't even know what animal that was at first,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't, I didn't even know what it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>So I to look it up after I thought, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say, so, I looked it up. Hold on, mountain lion,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you be? Still for a moment? Hey, Siri?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this sandimal? You know? I asked it its name,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just like what it starts talking, Hey, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you? I'm a mountain line. My name is Terry.

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<v Speaker 1>Terry dragons sound oh my gosh. But yeah, basically we

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<v Speaker 1>just started running back. I was going to ask, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you supposed to do? Because like certain animals, you're

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<v Speaker 1>like you're supposed to make yourself really big or like

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<v Speaker 1>bang on pots and pans. I think a bear you're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be, like whoa bear? Or you you play dead?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a TikTok video this I don't even know what. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so grizzly bears apparently you go fetal position and just

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<v Speaker 1>play dead and just pray, just pray to whatever god

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<v Speaker 1>you believe it. That's only grizzly bears, not like other bears.

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<v Speaker 1>Mistake one and you're just like in a fetal position,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm a black are, so you're doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, you idiot. Yeah. I think cougars you're

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<v Speaker 1>probably like I feel like you're supposed to make yourself big.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that too. Yeah, but mountain minds, I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. I mean, I think you're supposed to just

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<v Speaker 1>like not run cougars. You're supposed to buy them a

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<v Speaker 1>shot of tequila. And then, oh, I get it, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were talking about real cougars. At first

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<v Speaker 1>I was, and then I was like, wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a there's a there's a double entendre here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go for it. But yes, mountain lions. Sure, is

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<v Speaker 1>there a difference between a cougar and the mountain lion? Same?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it the same thing? We have Mason our our

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<v Speaker 1>wildlife expert. Yeah, he's like, if you run into an armadillo,

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<v Speaker 1>also just don't step on them. Okay, okay, So you

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<v Speaker 1>see the cougar, yes, the mountain lion, right, and you

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<v Speaker 1>guys all run in different directions or to you know, Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even looking at them. I just kind of yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like you're on your own, went for it, ran

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<v Speaker 1>as fast as I could in the direction I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you're pretty fast too. Yeah, I would say I'm

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<v Speaker 1>speed red for speed and power, red for speed and comedy. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I would be screwed because I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you if I were in your group of friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean it would be weird if like I

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<v Speaker 1>was walking around in the desert with teenage girls, So

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<v Speaker 1>it would be weird if I was there. But I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you would all outpace me and I would

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<v Speaker 1>be last, like wait please and the go go god

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<v Speaker 1>without me. Oh god, it's it's staring me to pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought her a shot of tequila. It's not working.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that was the end of will. But yeah, basically,

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<v Speaker 1>we just ran as fast as we could back to

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<v Speaker 1>the cars, got in and we're like, what the heck

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<v Speaker 1>was that? And then we looked it up after the fact,

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<v Speaker 1>like on our phone, like that noises too, like on

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube the sound of sound effects. That is the exact

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<v Speaker 1>sound exactly they're like on YouTube, it's labeled. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>the sound of mountain lion makes before devouring its prey, right,

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a dragon liger griffin combo, Like, wow, that's close. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also picturing you guys like running through the desert

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<v Speaker 1>in the night and there's just a Walmart that you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get back to the wall, gotta get back to

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<v Speaker 1>the walmart. The walmart. Safe, Yeah, safe, all the all

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<v Speaker 1>the oxen free at the walmart. Oh my god, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you guys lived. Yeah. Are they like will

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<v Speaker 1>they eat you? I think so? Really? Yeah. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they're pretty. They're very dangerous. Oh yeah, well that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so moral the story. Moral story. Kids don't wander in

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<v Speaker 1>the desert without flashlights. Yeah, in the night, not behind

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<v Speaker 1>a walmart. Yeah, that's where they all hang out, is

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out. Yeah, you're like, we got our coup lots

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, now we're gonna go hiding the bushes

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, wait for the kids to come out. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was a cougar in a cougar costume. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this sounds like a like one of your

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<v Speaker 1>videos where you're like here we are and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it's a cougar. And then it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a like an attractive older woman and she's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do like the sound effect of like the cougar, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you like turn over and it's just like the

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<v Speaker 1>woman and she's like she's like hey young man, hello

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<v Speaker 1>young man. Oh yeah, yeah, perfect, I want to buy

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<v Speaker 1>me a drink. You're like level level past level completed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would that sounds like a good video. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to write that down after this. Okay, we're making content, right, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>what would you say the moral of the story? I

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<v Speaker 1>would do What did you learn in that moment? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't turn off your flashlights if you're exploring the dark. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I always keep your flashlights on. I like that message.

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<v Speaker 1>Always keep your flashlights on. Kids. I feel like in

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<v Speaker 1>the movies they always run out of batteries the perfect

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<v Speaker 1>time and then they're like hitting the flashlights like come

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<v Speaker 1>on please, and then as soon as it turns back on,

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<v Speaker 1>it like shows the jump scare. Yeah, these are their formulaic,

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<v Speaker 1>these movies. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Okay, cool, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great story. I want to play a quick game with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Um we call it first, last, best, worst, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>we pick a category and then we hear you're the

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<v Speaker 1>first time that happened, the last time that happened, The

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<v Speaker 1>best time in the worst time. All right, Um, we

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<v Speaker 1>just did jobs with DeMarcus. But I am intrigued to

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<v Speaker 1>know all about what you've had, right, Yeah, but um,

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<v Speaker 1>we did concerts, So what about would you? What about dates?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the best one would be kind of hard

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<v Speaker 1>to pick honestly, because there's not been a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>good ones. Okay, let's do dates? Is that? Okay? Sure? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So what was the first date you ever went on? Um? Hmm, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was. I don't really know if this

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<v Speaker 1>is considered a date. But it was in high school, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was with my like first crush, Like we

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<v Speaker 1>had a thing going on, I guess is what people

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<v Speaker 1>call it. But we went to one of the high

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<v Speaker 1>school football games together and then we went on to

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<v Speaker 1>eat afterward. Yeah that's a date. I mean, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he thought it was a date. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was fun. Um, I don't really remember

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<v Speaker 1>much of it, so I don't know if it was

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<v Speaker 1>the best did Where where did he take you to? Did?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know. I can't even remember Walmart parking,

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<v Speaker 1>probably the back of Walter in one of the trucks

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<v Speaker 1>we just opened it up and got whatever food was it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was. It was a pretty forgettable date, the

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Okay, this poor boy is probably listening like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, I blew it. He's the one that ended

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<v Speaker 1>it with me. What a fool? So yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so that was your first date. What about what's the

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<v Speaker 1>last date that you've been on the most recent date?

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<v Speaker 1>The most recent date? Um was to Top Golf? Actually cool,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys know? Yeah yeah, Top Golf. It's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a golf bar. Yeah yeah, so it was fun. It's

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<v Speaker 1>super hot though outside, but there's like the misters and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not the best at golf. Okay, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was funny to watch, Yeah for sure, Um, did you

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<v Speaker 1>pick that location or did they? Did you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Top Golf? I'm going to Top Golf anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So if you want to come with, just call it

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<v Speaker 1>a date as basically how it went. Guys, if you're listening, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, unless the person you're going on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with is into golf, maybe don't pick Top Golf. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not for the first yeah date. It's like, but

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go hunting for a first date? Cougar

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<v Speaker 1>hunting cougar hunting. Sure, I guess trying to think of

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<v Speaker 1>what a terrible date ideas? I mean, top golf. It's

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<v Speaker 1>fun for like I don't know. Yeah, yeah, it was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You see. It seems like you made the most of it. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, what about what about the best date you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever been on? Okay? Um, the best date was actually

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<v Speaker 1>like it was at his house, was the date? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But so I had no idea. This was a surprise. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>just like invited me over, said we're going to have dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. Like you can dress fancy if you want,

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<v Speaker 1>just like do whatever you want. Yeah. So it's like, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I showed up as doctor Strange exactly the mustache

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. You said, whatever he wants. I would be

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<v Speaker 1>literally hilarious. I need to try that on the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I showed up dressed as a mountain lion. Look

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<v Speaker 1>it was you gave me options, so you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>take it. Oh my gosh. Um. Yeah. So I walk

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<v Speaker 1>in and there's like the classic rose petals like laid

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<v Speaker 1>out in like the candles. Wow. I thought that only

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<v Speaker 1>happened in like CW shows. So did I so that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I was very shocked. Is the real life thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was done that for me, not yet, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>one day, one day, I'm gonna get home today and

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend's gonna be like, yes, today's the day. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he had candles, he had rose petals. Was there

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<v Speaker 1>like shod a playing or like some saxophone music. He

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<v Speaker 1>playing saxophone at the like the end of the rose petals,

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<v Speaker 1>he was in the corner playing the keyboard. Actually, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, okay, I was gonna say I was clothes no, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah. Then he made like an Italian um like

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<v Speaker 1>pasta dish outside and then we had some wine and

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<v Speaker 1>like it was it was just it was really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>That's beautiful, I know, right see because there's effort. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>there's thought put into it. Yes, did he What kind

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<v Speaker 1>of pasta did he make? Um? Two types? Actually, one

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<v Speaker 1>was I know, overachiever. Yeah, it's on the comet down um.

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<v Speaker 1>One was chicken alfredo and the other was like a

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<v Speaker 1>red sauce like Marin. He was like, take a your pig.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just assuming he's Italian. No, he's like you. And

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<v Speaker 1>we even had the bread on the side too. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>He did he make the bread. I highly doubt that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like the flower. Yeah, he's like, I handmade the pasta today.

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<v Speaker 1>I needed the dough. This guy. I want to date

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<v Speaker 1>this guy. Okay, so that's the best date. That's hard

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<v Speaker 1>to top. What's the worst date you've ever been on?

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<v Speaker 1>Um it isn't. Actually, no, there's something worse. Um So,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if I would consider this a

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<v Speaker 1>date as well, but I'm still gonna share it anyway. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 1>um so, I was driving to go meet this guy

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<v Speaker 1>for our like maybe it was like a second date

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<v Speaker 1>or something, Okay, and um he called me when I

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<v Speaker 1>was on my way. I was like, hey, can you

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<v Speaker 1>pick up some food? I'm like yeah, sure, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a super nice person, like I like love

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<v Speaker 1>to make people happy. And I'm like I'm hungry too,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, sure I'll get this food. So it's like

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<v Speaker 1>pick up one hundred tacos literally and some gallons of

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<v Speaker 1>milk on the side. That's three gallons of milk, one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred tacos. Okay, sure I guess. Um So, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I just picked up some sushi. I think is where

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<v Speaker 1>I got all right for us that I show up

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<v Speaker 1>and has he has his like gaming headphones on at

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<v Speaker 1>like playing a video game and like did the classic

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<v Speaker 1>like one ear off, like hey, yeah, yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 1>just come on in. And I was like, oh great, cool, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So I sit on the bed. It's like I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a like really heated Call of Duty

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<v Speaker 1>match right now. Like I don't even know what game

0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:28.280
<v Speaker 1>he was playing, to be honest, some like like Crossing

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<v Speaker 1>Roads or you know, it's like Animal Crossing. I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>busy right now building this house and we're crossing or

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<v Speaker 1>like Minecraft. Yeah, I don't even know. Um. Basically I

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<v Speaker 1>ended up eating the food by myself, okay, while he

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<v Speaker 1>just plays the game. And then I ended up leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he even notice like when you left or did

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<v Speaker 1>you like tap him on the shoulder You're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm this is terrible. I think I did do

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<v Speaker 1>the tap on the shoulders. Things just go. That was

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<v Speaker 1>his idea of a date, right, And then you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I did, which I wish I wouldn't have. I

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<v Speaker 1>left the sushi. Oh yeah, you should have taken that

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<v Speaker 1>the one that I bought. Yeah, you should have absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>been like and I'm taking the caliph the spicy tuna

0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.440
<v Speaker 1>red rock with the Hellepeno on me. It was really

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<v Speaker 1>good too. Yeah, but yeah, so that was Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad you left. I'm glad you walked out on that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there was never another date after that, right, okay? Good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that guy, that guy sucks. Yeah. Yeah. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now wherever you are, he's probably playing games.

0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:33.960
<v Speaker 1>It probably I wonder if he thought like, like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, it'll be cool if I'm like not

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<v Speaker 1>really paying attention to her, and then she'll be like

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<v Speaker 1>super into me, because I guy's brains are dumb sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, I don't. I don't know what he

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about. I don't think, yeah, what an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so I'm sorry. I feel bad though, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, guys are just so dumb. Well that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great place to end. Guys are dumb. Don't be

0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.440
<v Speaker 1>a dumb guy. That's the moral of the story, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then maybe like what I mean, you had the

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<v Speaker 1>best date is I was gonna say, like, what would

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<v Speaker 1>your dream date be? Ooh, that's a good question other

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<v Speaker 1>than the rose petal Italian food, because that does seem

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<v Speaker 1>pretty dreamy, right, yes. Um, that's a really good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say not not seeing a movie. Okay, like

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<v Speaker 1>doing something active, yeah, for like, um, like a first

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<v Speaker 1>date is a super cool Yeah, because real like adventure

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like go on an adventure. I would love

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<v Speaker 1>to go on an adventure and for it to end

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<v Speaker 1>in like seeing the stars at night. Okay, something would

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<v Speaker 1>be super cool adventure. You heard it here first, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>So like, get some flashlights, you know, to keep them on. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>find a Walmart and just go explore the desert. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad you guys didn't into like somebody cooking meth out there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you could have just been like, oh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a Winnebago out here, like, let's see who's inside. Knock,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just somebody's knocking on that. We didn't have the

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<v Speaker 1>do not disturb sign enough. You're like the signs I

0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:20.440
<v Speaker 1>thought they said, come on in. I'm dyslexic. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to read. I'm sorry. What a good date? Yeah? Great? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for being on the podcast. Just

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<v Speaker 1>so much fun. Thank you for having me anytime. Until

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<v Speaker 1>next time. Until next time. Well that about does it

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