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Speaker 7: I've been a fan of this guy, you know, since
Speaker 7: nineteen eighty seven, and one of the things that they
Speaker 7: say about him is he's one of the best black
Speaker 7: comedians that's not black. But I really want to defute
Speaker 7: that statement because this man is one of the funniest
Speaker 7: people on the planet. It does not matter if you white, black,
Speaker 7: purple Barney, Yellow Tale Sushi, It doesn't matter what you is,
Speaker 7: he is one of the funniest people on the planet.
Speaker 7: Man on stage, he's so electric. He's been through so much.
Speaker 7: We're gonna give him his flowers. We're gonna praise him
Speaker 7: today and let him know how much he means to
Speaker 7: this comedy world.
Speaker 6: Motherfucker, Gary Owen, let's go off top of all your
Speaker 6: policy for years.
Speaker 3: And one of those people that call you Gary Owens,
Speaker 3: originally that was that's your that's originally your name, right
Speaker 3: with that?
Speaker 2: Originally well, yeah, it was Rizzia was And then when
Speaker 2: you're getting SAG, first movie I got was with Jamie Fox,
Speaker 2: was called held up and then they held up yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and uh and then uh, you know they said this
Speaker 2: already Gary Owens. So I had to go with the sage.
Speaker 2: They give you, like literally, they send you a list
Speaker 2: of names you can pick change. Yeah, yeah, because there
Speaker 2: can only be one.
Speaker 3: They forced this some people.
Speaker 2: Jamie Fox ain't Jamie Fox, Cruise, ain't Tom Cruise. They
Speaker 2: was like, you want you want g A R R Y.
Speaker 2: You want to put Gary s Owens my middle initial,
Speaker 2: And I thought the easiest thing, I'll just dropped the
Speaker 2: s Gary Owen for letters four letters. I didn't realize
Speaker 2: how attached black people are to that letter. That s
Speaker 2: researching you. I realized because I was like, first.
Speaker 7: Off, I was researching you, and I kept that yeah,
Speaker 7: but I realized.
Speaker 2: Once it does bop up like whatever specially it is
Speaker 2: the essen is not there.
Speaker 7: So I'm like, am I seeing Jack Whilie? I thought
Speaker 7: I was Jack Villa was. I was seeing things and
Speaker 7: then and then I noticed that you did an interview
Speaker 7: somewhere and you was like, no, it's black people put
Speaker 7: the esor yeah, And I was like, holy shit, I
Speaker 7: am so fucking guilty. Yeah, shrimps, yeahrimp so his his
Speaker 7: his was crazy. Right, You've been in this game since
Speaker 7: nineteen ninety seven. That was raw comedy man in nineteen
Speaker 7: eighty seven. I came out in nineteen eighty seven. My
Speaker 7: Word Report album came out in nineteen eighty seven. How different, Like,
Speaker 7: I'm sorry it sound like the NBA players that you know,
Speaker 7: they look at the NBA now and they'd be like,
Speaker 7: oh man, she is so pussy now, but like in
Speaker 7: our day and I hate to sound like that people,
Speaker 7: but in our day. But how different is comedy from
Speaker 7: nineteenninety seven to comedy right now, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: My thing now is the Golden Age of comedy because, yeah,
Speaker 2: because you don't have to rely on somebody else to
Speaker 2: make it. You can with all these social media platforms.
Speaker 2: You two keep Instagram, there's no there's no you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't make the excuse there's gatekeepers. Now you got
Speaker 2: a camera and you start recording your sets and start
Speaker 2: posting them. I go, it's it's been. You've seen them,
Speaker 2: Matt Rife, Nate Jackson, more recently, Mojo Brooks. You know,
Speaker 2: those guys took off, and they didn't have Netflix specials,
Speaker 2: and they took off. They didn't have Comedy Central specials.
Speaker 2: When I started, you really needed somebody to like almost
Speaker 2: annoint you, like, all right, we're gonna put you in something.
Speaker 2: We're gonna don't matter how Whatspact did bt okay For
Speaker 2: Black comics, it was Comic View and then Comedy Center
Speaker 2: was coming along, and then death Chan kind of way.
Speaker 2: But you didn't have a lot of outlets, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. So I think nowadays the younger guys,
Speaker 2: I mean, they they have that advantage, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, which is which is great because I'm learning
Speaker 2: from them. But I ain't got to admit the first
Speaker 2: COVID year though I'm not doing it. I want to
Speaker 2: save my stuff so when people see me live and
Speaker 2: then I go, I'm a fucking idiot, I bet I
Speaker 2: get my ship out there, right.
Speaker 3: But you don't think it's like music where it feels
Speaker 3: like it's oversaturated because anybody thinks they could do it.
Speaker 2: I think it's like anything. If you're good, you're good.
Speaker 2: It's like boxing, you know.
Speaker 3: Well, boxing is a different if you're good because boxing
Speaker 3: you got to hit people and get hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm just saying though. We all know those boxes
Speaker 2: that like coming up like guys they want to fight,
Speaker 2: and they're like, if he gets a shot, you know,
Speaker 2: but now you know he don't he really? If you
Speaker 2: got your phone, you can pretty much make it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the polls fucked that up for all of us. Anybody
Speaker 2: can box now or you kack a box? Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean that's a good example though, because now you
Speaker 2: have like social media guys that are doing stand up right.
Speaker 2: It's it's a blessing and a curse because they're there's
Speaker 2: they get on the road, they sell tickets, but they're
Speaker 2: not they don't have the hour yet, it doesn't solid right.
Speaker 2: But you also, they got an audience it's probably never
Speaker 2: been to a stand up comedy show either, so they
Speaker 2: have nothing to compare it to, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So they're getting laughs, but they're like those people have
Speaker 2: never been to a show with the season comic either. So,
Speaker 2: but you can't knock somebody. You don't choose your audience.
Speaker 2: They choose you. You can get out there and make money.
Speaker 2: Don't make some money.
Speaker 7: Because I heard you these gay people that go to
Speaker 7: your shows? Now, who just gay people that go to
Speaker 7: your shown? Yeah, they'd be in there. You heard that specifically?
Speaker 2: Yeah, white people like they kicking about he's being gentified
Speaker 2: backwards the opposite way. So I now cancel culture, right?
Speaker 2: Does that Does that determine how you you make your material?
Speaker 7: Because certain sit like you know, I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 7: certain jokes their hearts, but they funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you take that into consideration when you're write
Speaker 2: in your material? Yeah, of course, Like you just kind
Speaker 2: of realize is it worth it? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I mean, like, obviously I'm not going to say the
Speaker 2: N word on stage. I'm not going to go there.
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, because people I got
Speaker 2: people and be like, do you got to pass you
Speaker 2: say it? I was like, I ain't risking that. So
Speaker 2: many people tell me that, because the thing is, if
Speaker 2: I have ten thousand people in the audience, nine thousand,
Speaker 2: nine ninety nine could be laughing that one person exactly,
Speaker 2: it's offended. That's what's going to get everybody going, all's on.
Speaker 2: I got Benjamin Krump at my show, these black kids
Speaker 2: I got, I forget who was people. He was like, man,
Speaker 2: tell him I got more black kids than Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: I got a gang. So no, but I don't have
Speaker 2: to answer your question. I think Cancel Culture had its
Speaker 2: run as far as that goes. I think now with
Speaker 2: with Shane Gillis, Andrew Schultz, these these Netflix roast you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, I think we've kind of taken
Speaker 2: the power back because you think the internet is running
Speaker 2: your career. You think these people that are making all
Speaker 2: the noise on their keyboards, But most of those people
Speaker 2: were never going to come see you anyways. They've never
Speaker 2: been to a comedy show. And you'll find out that, yeah,
Speaker 2: I said some some ship that people could say it
Speaker 2: was Cancel Culture ship. But there's so many people that
Speaker 2: want to hear that. It's all a sudden your ticket
Speaker 2: shill start going up, you know what I mean. Wow,
Speaker 2: And that outrage is short lived, like very much, and
Speaker 2: they don't really mean it. They're just like they see
Speaker 2: thirty second snippet and they haven't looked at your whole career,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: But you seem like a person who cares, right Like,
Speaker 7: I'm not malicious, Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm not malicious in anything.
Speaker 2: Even when I talked about people or a culture or
Speaker 2: a race, there's no malicious intent behind it, you know,
Speaker 2: because I had I had the special needs community come
Speaker 2: after me about ten years ago. Came they came out
Speaker 2: for real, not your people came back. People came back
Speaker 2: with Jack man. That's got it. You wasn't that that meaning?
Speaker 4: I wasn't that that man.
Speaker 2: Everybody that's disability that's not special needs? You talking about this, dude? Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I got it? Rate it R. I
Speaker 2: made a mistake one time.
Speaker 7: Right, we had Mike Apps on here and I had
Speaker 7: invited internet comedian.
Speaker 2: Right, I didn't know.
Speaker 7: I't know the difference at the time. Okay, read over,
Speaker 7: what is his name Brian Read And now I don't
Speaker 7: know that name. Well, he's He's but I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: I thought that they was on the same show because
Speaker 2: they were both in Miami at the time. So I
Speaker 2: invited Mike and what's Mike's friend name? He's Henry will
Speaker 2: oh he is. So these are two real comedians as opposed.
Speaker 7: So I put them all on the mike together, right,
Speaker 7: me not knowing announced to me that you got to
Speaker 7: say that unpronounced to you, like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And he thought all comedians knew each other. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: very very dumb. So and when I tell you Mike
Speaker 2: and Henry his name is Henry Henry well Herry, Well,
Speaker 2: when I tell you, they like scorched him like like,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking they know each other, And is there
Speaker 2: a world that.
Speaker 7: That that could coexist, like, because like you, Mike, there's
Speaker 7: certain people that just just just so electrifying on stage.
Speaker 7: But these other people, these New School could beias. I'm
Speaker 7: not saying it's not that they're not funny, but they're
Speaker 7: funny with edits, right, It's a different that's a different muscles.
Speaker 7: It's a different muscle, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 7: I mean, there's there's just like I said, when I
Speaker 7: started Alls, we had. All we had was stand up.
Speaker 7: We weren't doing sketches and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Alls we were doing every weekend was every week going up,
Speaker 2: driving over the country, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 2: we were just working on that muscle stand up. These
Speaker 2: the social media guys, they're doing sketches.
Speaker 3: It would be stand up would evolved, you would you
Speaker 3: would graduate.
Speaker 2: You evolved with it. Yeah, but they're they're kind of
Speaker 2: like they're they're building their act in front of an audience. Already.
Speaker 2: We didn't have an audience. We could bomb and nobody
Speaker 2: would know have the audience you said, they already have
Speaker 2: their audience when they're out there. So it's a pleasing
Speaker 2: en courage. You're making money, but you don't really have
Speaker 2: the experience and the chop shed to get up there
Speaker 2: for an hour, you know what I mean. We were
Speaker 2: able to, like you know, not do well and nobody
Speaker 2: knew about it. I'm in des Moines, Io with the
Speaker 2: funny bone. Nobody knows I bomb last night. Nowadays people know,
Speaker 2: oh they got it on the day, they know, So,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. We had we had that
Speaker 2: ability to not do well and nobody find out. And
Speaker 2: those are the best stories in standup. I don't want it.
Speaker 2: I hate it when comedians tell me they ripped. I
Speaker 2: don't care. But that's the reason about media is taking
Speaker 2: your phone over right now? Yeah, yeah, And they don't
Speaker 2: want to don't want you know, if you're working on
Speaker 2: your hour because you know, the crowd word things a thing. Now, right,
Speaker 2: you're working on your hour and people think we're going
Speaker 2: up there just doing crowd work. Now we're doing We're
Speaker 2: giving you probably an hour, but then we might do
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes of CrowdWork. But I always tell my guys,
Speaker 2: you know, you know my act, don't put the jokes
Speaker 2: that's going in the next special in that. Find those
Speaker 2: moments where I was talking to an audience member or
Speaker 2: something happened that that's off the cuff. Put those on
Speaker 2: the internet. So it's not just all CrowdWork. If you
Speaker 2: think we're just up there doing CrowdWork the whole time,
Speaker 2: that's not what's happening.
Speaker 5: Have you ever seen somebody get boob doing CrowdWork?
Speaker 1: Go say he saw something like a really big person
Speaker 1: doing crowd work and got booed, really yes, it's gotten
Speaker 1: to that point where you know what is the crowd work.
Speaker 2: CrowdWork is when you croud work can go either way.
Speaker 2: You can have somebody talking loud in audience, you start
Speaker 2: going off on them, or or you're just like, hey,
Speaker 2: where you're from? Is this your wife? You just start
Speaker 2: talking to him and then it kind of happens. People
Speaker 2: don't realize feel like the crowdwork's new.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: The first crowd work comics really was Martin and DL
Speaker 2: Martin on dev jam With doing crowd work before he
Speaker 2: brought the comics out Dale who he was doing CrowdWork
Speaker 2: on Comic View. I used to watch it to see
Speaker 2: him do CrowdWork. This guy just starts going off on
Speaker 2: the audience. I never see nothing like it. Nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those were those guys doing crowdork before it became a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how he got on on on the Fresh
Speaker 1: Prince of bel Air h doing the warm ups, doing
Speaker 1: crowd work and whatnot.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh wow, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: One of the crowd works. My favorite crowd works was
Speaker 2: what you was?
Speaker 7: You got this black guy in the front and I
Speaker 7: believe you're in Houston, and uh, you looked towards the
Speaker 7: guy and I don't know if he was about to
Speaker 7: bag on him.
Speaker 2: Or something, but the guy goes, do you have been
Speaker 2: with these hands? Yeah? My doctor, My prosected me. Doctor.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 2: He was legit your doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy that snipped my balls. Yeah, I want
Speaker 2: that ship like three hundred times. Let me tell you so,
Speaker 2: because I knew that was not played, like I knew
Speaker 2: that was organic, like like your face. I'm kept he
Speaker 2: was in the front. I kept look at him like
Speaker 2: because I only met him twice, and both times my
Speaker 2: name was out here, you know. Both times I'm talking
Speaker 2: to him. Hey, I just I remember it so well
Speaker 2: because I was getting a sect with me and we're
Speaker 2: just talking and I saw his his diplomas on the
Speaker 2: wall and one of them said University of Cincinnati for Cincinnati,
Speaker 2: So I said, oh, you went to U. See we're
Speaker 2: talking in the middle of us talking about the Bearcats, like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, Ken you Martin is Corey Blood? He like
Speaker 2: you dump pants. He's still talking basketball with my bubbles
Speaker 2: in his hand. I go, bro, can we stop this conversation?
Speaker 2: So I get done. And then the next time I
Speaker 2: saw him, obviously I'm getting sniffed, and so literally, it's
Speaker 2: the third time I've seen this guy in my life
Speaker 2: and I'm on stage going I know him, but how
Speaker 2: do I know him? Because it had been a year
Speaker 2: I va sectomy and I just said, yo, how do
Speaker 2: I know you? And even the nurses I recognized, so
Speaker 2: I was like, nursing, Yeah, the whole He brought his
Speaker 2: whole staff out to see me. Yeah. So the girls
Speaker 2: are just I'm looking work up there. So they've all
Speaker 2: seen my day, all of them, everybody in there and
Speaker 2: see my ship. So it's like I wasn't my act changed.
Speaker 2: I wasn't about to brag on my ship that night.
Speaker 2: They're like, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So he said, do you recognize.
Speaker 2: Recognize these hands? Because I was talking to him for
Speaker 2: a minute, I swore at the first sorry, but at
Speaker 2: the first part when he said that, I thought I
Speaker 2: thought I had to fight because you know how people
Speaker 2: say yeah yeah, and I was just like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: but ahead, I'm sorry, yeah no, but he was saying.
Speaker 2: And then it was funny because we had a nice
Speaker 2: back and forth. But when we edited, we edited down
Speaker 2: to make it, you know, more, to get rid of
Speaker 2: all the bullshit and just get to the ship. People
Speaker 2: were like, that's a hippo violation. You can't announce that
Speaker 2: and stuff. I go, no, no, no, no, no, to mean,
Speaker 2: that's something with the doctors, like doctors can't say who. Yeah, privacy,
Speaker 2: you can't say who you're working on because you don't
Speaker 2: want people talking.
Speaker 3: But you're literally consenting.
Speaker 2: On stage two, I started the conversation. I said, oh, Ship, you.
Speaker 4: Know my doc.
Speaker 2: Were you talking about your prosector me? Yeah, in that Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're talking about my prosectomy in my act. So when
Speaker 2: I'm getting a joke, I'm looking at him like this guy,
Speaker 2: so that's why he's sitting because you don't recognize his hands, Like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 2: I think my voice went up.
Speaker 4: Ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah you said to the side so much because I
Speaker 2: was like he was like, man, so this is there's
Speaker 2: a couple of people who see my nick in the
Speaker 2: house that this is my girlfriend. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like you said, but this this is
Speaker 2: what I want to This is what I want to ask. Now.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 7: Like if I was rapping on stage right and I
Speaker 7: see my my third grade teacher, I wouldn't be able
Speaker 7: to stop the show and continue to show as well as.
Speaker 2: You did, like how the hell can you like.
Speaker 7: Or something like that, and you just organically like respond
Speaker 7: to that and make it funny.
Speaker 2: How how how does that just when you're the best,
Speaker 2: When you're the best, it's just what you do. You
Speaker 2: know we're talking about right now, jack Man. Yeah, one
Speaker 2: day you'll get there, because it's just natural, dead ass,
Speaker 2: like I can't explain it, Like I think it's also
Speaker 2: you do this so long, like that is my safe
Speaker 2: place no matter what's going on in my life. Like
Speaker 2: everybody's going through ship off stage right, I don't care
Speaker 2: what it is. When I get on stage, it's just
Speaker 2: like everything goes away. It's just peaceful. I just hope
Speaker 2: I'm healthy enough to do this until I check out,
Speaker 2: like Don Rickles, you know what I mean. It's really
Speaker 2: it really is the best there. I don't need a therapist.
Speaker 2: I can get on stage. It's just I can just
Speaker 2: talk podcasts at times at times at time all the time.
Speaker 2: I got a question for you guys, let's go when
Speaker 2: when the game came here? He really read that whole bottle.
Speaker 3: We debate this all the time.
Speaker 2: Is that really.
Speaker 7: We At first we didn't know, But afterwards I hung
Speaker 7: out with game a couple of times, and that man.
Speaker 2: Can drink, he can go and according to the to
Speaker 2: the Versus, I, if I had to bet, I would
Speaker 2: believe that he drank that that was a whole bottle. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't believe it. He bring it?
Speaker 5: Did he bring out?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: No, now there's people he brought it. He brought he
Speaker 3: brought it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this Leander actually yeah, we don't remember because there
Speaker 7: was so much going on at the time.
Speaker 4: But but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's too focused, bro.
Speaker 7: But a versus at versus you can actually see the
Speaker 7: tequilla jumping out of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can see it. Say blood that much
Speaker 2: show I believe. I ain't gonna lie watching the Versus.
Speaker 2: I thought I was blood. One point. I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, then let me go outside. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna watch.
Speaker 7: Captain Crunch commercials or something because I gotta get out
Speaker 7: of this. Okay, And you really didn't date a white
Speaker 7: girl since nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: No, I never did a white girl. I slept for
Speaker 2: the white girl second she was slept. I never did it. Okay,
Speaker 2: it was just fun. It's just because because she liked
Speaker 2: the black guys. You're like, yeah, well, I met her
Speaker 2: at T Black Guys, and I knew it because she
Speaker 2: had the haircut. Yeah, she had the eye black haircut.
Speaker 2: It's the asymmetrical bob and like the bangs come down,
Speaker 2: you think it's up here, you you know, you see it, Sody,
Speaker 2: did you get familiar with that cuts? Literally should be
Speaker 2: on the should be on the hair salon, like kind
Speaker 2: of like ta bons. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You see water, you see a lot of Yeah, you
Speaker 2: see a lot on Moury back in the day. So
Speaker 2: what would you at the ball? You's like you want
Speaker 2: to fuck around? It was a TGI Fridays in San Diego.
Speaker 2: I was right off Highway. I was in the Navy,
Speaker 2: and uh literally it's like I went there all the
Speaker 2: time because like between like four thirty and six, the
Speaker 2: appetiser was half off, so I didn't have a lot
Speaker 2: of money, so I can get like potato skins and
Speaker 2: chicken skewers for like fifteen dollars, you know. So like
Speaker 2: that's where I went. But she's literally like two barstools
Speaker 2: down from We're the only ones there, So we just
Speaker 2: started talking about nothing, and then in the middle of
Speaker 2: us talking, I literally asked her, I said, hey, can
Speaker 2: I see something? I said, get it black guys, and
Speaker 2: she's like her whole attitude change, Why you say that?
Speaker 2: Why you say that? I mean even the tone change,
Speaker 2: and I go your your hair. She was like, she
Speaker 2: went on, I wouldn't fuck you, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, I wouldn't fuck you, you know.
Speaker 2: And then it was just like it was like, you know,
Speaker 2: you couldn't have this white puss it. I'm like, you
Speaker 2: can't handle this white dick. And I like, why pussy?
Speaker 2: What dick? Why push? And the bartender just sitting there
Speaker 2: like you know you're both white?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: Who was?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 4: What was?
Speaker 2: He was white? He was just like roll around the place, tennis,
Speaker 2: back and forth, and then we start laughing about it.
Speaker 2: Then we start cutting up. Then we started drinking and
Speaker 2: listen in my act, it was it comes across way
Speaker 2: more tense. It never got tense. It was more fun,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And then I don't literally
Speaker 2: I don't know how we ended up back in my
Speaker 2: place because I lived close, but I just know we
Speaker 2: was in my car. Then we started making out of
Speaker 2: my car, which was random, and then we got back
Speaker 2: to my place and that's it. Just happened. Was any
Speaker 2: milk involved, No, no milk. It was different though, just
Speaker 2: like you know, it's very uh, it's like you know,
Speaker 2: our skin were blending into each other. Wow. Like I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, am I smacking your s
Speaker 2: r mind? She had a body, she had up body.
Speaker 2: And the fun is we stay in touch, right. We
Speaker 2: stayed in that Facebook right, we stayed. We stayed in touch,
Speaker 2: and you lose touch and then you stay in touch. Right,
Speaker 2: And I was correct. She only dates black guys. Like
Speaker 2: for some reason that day we both was like, we're
Speaker 2: gonna try it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: And that's what it is.
Speaker 2: And then she got two mixed kids. Now she still
Speaker 2: comes to see me when I go to San Diego.
Speaker 2: She's always got like a brother with her. So never
Speaker 2: call her out.
Speaker 7: So you and you in Disney World with your new girl, right, kids,
Speaker 7: and you see this woman? Did you introduce her as that.
Speaker 2: One white girl? Wait, it's so long you know my
Speaker 2: girl now she doesn't care about that stuff. Even we
Speaker 2: got together, I was like, I had a long conversation.
Speaker 2: I said, look, I'm in the entertainment business. If you've
Speaker 2: ever done anything with anybody in our business, I go
Speaker 2: tell me now said it to your new girl? Yet
Speaker 2: to do that? Yeah, I want to be in a room.
Speaker 2: Somebody got one on me. I hear it secondhand. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: I hate I had to ask that, but I had
Speaker 1: to ask, I said, And you find out Will Fower
Speaker 1: was all up in there. It's real, your wife, it's
Speaker 1: a long time ago.
Speaker 2: You can handle that. I can handle it.
Speaker 7: That's well, I'm Jim carry Jim carry can jail with
Speaker 7: Jim Carrey if Jim Okay, that's the mask though.
Speaker 2: All right, she wasn't sleeping with comedians. I was like general,
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about just timedian, somebody in general, Bill Moore.
Speaker 2: We should all be lucky enough to follow Bill More,
Speaker 2: you know what? Yeah, so okay, I was all over
Speaker 2: the place. You wanted to tell the story of what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mind was terrible. I had Marlan Wayne's and
Speaker 1: Tony Rock and you kind of stupid ship. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the worst. Wasna Wayne's brothers for years. I
Speaker 1: want to say something to him, terrible. It was so
Speaker 1: hard from you, man. I wanted to kill him and.
Speaker 2: Saying that wholly man, I wanted to kick I might
Speaker 2: don't love him at the same time. Always Marlin and
Speaker 2: Tony Rock go together. Them niggas is taking over them.
Speaker 2: They are they gotta tie down because you know why
Speaker 2: they take it over. Damon and Chris is left over
Speaker 2: ship probably Yeah, you know, like it makes sense, yeah, Gary, Gary.
Speaker 5: So I was on Drink Champs and I had talked
Speaker 5: about it with Norri and E f M.
Speaker 1: And Marlon had called me and I just happened to
Speaker 1: be with Norri again and with a method man video shoot,
Speaker 1: and I had Marlon d M me about it and
Speaker 1: it was like that that's your.
Speaker 2: Girl and such and such.
Speaker 1: I didn't know, man, just gonna talk to her again,
Speaker 1: and I let nor see the ship. He was like,
Speaker 1: he's still walking up to hoot me back up with
Speaker 1: my wife to give me my pitch man. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I've never heard that term before. You just said a
Speaker 1: comedy whole comedy host because we got goofies. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Podcast. I don't know what the funk we got podcast?
Speaker 2: I can't oh, but now I swear I am oblivious
Speaker 2: to what you're about to say. I really don't know that.
Speaker 2: I don't so I am so curious. What is the
Speaker 2: fucking comedy? I mean I don't know what a comedy
Speaker 2: is in general, but they're out there like you'll, you'll
Speaker 2: literally like I don't. I guess I could it so
Speaker 2: long ago, Like I literally I remember, God has had
Speaker 2: to be fifteen sixteen years ago. Girl I messed with
Speaker 2: at some point, not Rachel, No, I don't even know
Speaker 2: her name. So long ago. But then I saw, I saw,
Speaker 2: I saw Tony Rock and he had a picture or
Speaker 2: she had a picture on Instagram, and I was just
Speaker 2: like yo, I said, I hit Tony up and I
Speaker 2: was like oh, I said, well there's one that we
Speaker 2: both had, you know what I mean? Okay, So I
Speaker 2: just I don't know if there's a type. I don't
Speaker 2: know if they plant it out like you rappers, rappers
Speaker 2: host the you got it's planned they know, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I think comedy was the more spur of the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh that funny, oh okay type ship they walk up poles,
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey they gotta be at the show. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know, Tony Rock, I had checked him about fucking
Speaker 1: my bitch before I met.
Speaker 2: Her, and I was like, bro, you just had you
Speaker 2: you checked him. You can't check it.
Speaker 1: You can't cause before she do he should have known
Speaker 1: that she was gonna be for somebody special one day.
Speaker 2: And so that's what I had a problem with.
Speaker 1: You just had to everybody you ain't thinking about it,
Speaker 1: the guys in the future, that she would be really grateful.
Speaker 1: And I'm just making all this stuff in my mind
Speaker 1: trying I feel crazy because him.
Speaker 2: I'm so mush Still, I'm just mad.
Speaker 1: I'm just mad he met her before I did, and
Speaker 1: they hurticked him about.
Speaker 3: You got mad at him from messing with her before
Speaker 3: he even met her.
Speaker 2: So you never knew her and you're met a tony
Speaker 2: for mess with her before you met her. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: like her. Yeah, I see why you got him on
Speaker 2: the show. Now, I ain't gonna lie. This is like,
Speaker 2: this is like the fifth chick i've seen cheat on you.
Speaker 2: Didn't a piece of girl cheat on you. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: he didn't cheat on you. He was messing with her
Speaker 2: before you. She knew she was gonna meet me one day.
Speaker 2: She knew she was gonna meet one day. He knows
Speaker 2: he again once he got that's the way of letting
Speaker 2: it down. Okay, Kevin Hart, why do people think? Why
Speaker 2: do people say that to me? Kevin Hart is one
Speaker 2: of the funniest peoplehen I'm playing yeah facts, I think
Speaker 2: that his success.
Speaker 7: Kind of like people like down play me and oh
Speaker 7: he's not funny, Like what do you feel about that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. You've got your great friends. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think that just comes with it when you become one
Speaker 2: of the top dogs. That's that's part of it. Nobody, nobody,
Speaker 2: there's nobody out there right now that that is like
Speaker 2: everybody agrees with the best you got, you got lebron
Speaker 2: and Michael Jordan and you never change. Animis mine With Kevin,
Speaker 2: I don't understand it, Like I always say, like those
Speaker 2: guys like Kevin and Chappelle, you don't get it till
Speaker 2: you're in the room with them, and then it becomes
Speaker 2: very clear why they're where they're at in their career
Speaker 2: because they have that it factor and you can't explain it,
Speaker 2: but you and I know you guys have met them.
Speaker 2: Like when you're in the room with them, they literally
Speaker 2: make you feel like you're the only one in the room.
Speaker 2: You know, they make you feel like you're you're important,
Speaker 2: and no matter what's going on in the room, who's
Speaker 2: in there, you feel like, oh, this guy really likes
Speaker 2: we have a report. They don't they're not blowing you off.
Speaker 2: And you know, I don't know where the hate comes from.
Speaker 2: I've known since ninety eight, you know how Yeah, how
Speaker 2: we even met was random. I was I was doing
Speaker 2: with Caroline right, I was on Caroline. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: doing Carolines in New York, and it was my first
Speaker 2: time being in New York. First I'm headlining a comedy
Speaker 2: club and a buddy of ours name named Dolph and
Speaker 2: Philly he called me because hey, we got this young
Speaker 2: gut he's like nineteen. He goes, his name's little keV.
Speaker 2: He wants to do a guest spot, and keV got
Speaker 2: on the phone and he was still kid back. Then
Speaker 2: he goes, hey, Gary, man, I don't want to You
Speaker 2: ain't got to put me on.
Speaker 4: It's cool.
Speaker 2: I just want to know. I don't want to step
Speaker 2: on toes.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I know you're busy. I said, no, come down, and
Speaker 2: then we end up hanging out the whole weekend. He
Speaker 2: was cool ever since, but he was still the same
Speaker 2: at nineteen, you know what I mean. So I don't
Speaker 2: know where it comes from. I just think you know
Speaker 2: you're doing something right when comics are talking about your
Speaker 2: other people saying he's not that funny, because the truth is,
Speaker 2: he is right, you know, and he can do it all.
Speaker 2: He can go off the top of his head. I've
Speaker 2: seen him like you just be in the room, like
Speaker 2: going playing a dozens with somebody and he's killing you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? He still saw he did it
Speaker 2: when I got married a couple months ago and he
Speaker 2: couldn't make I got the guys from Thinking Like a
Speaker 2: Man to be my groomsman, right, because I realized we
Speaker 2: all haven't been in the same room since since the
Speaker 2: Think Like a Man two came out. I told you
Speaker 2: I went to Teris J. Redding in Dubai. Not everybody went, oh, no,
Speaker 2: everybody I went. I think I was the only one
Speaker 2: from from the Think Like a Man guys that went.
Speaker 2: I was the only one that went, yeah, because it
Speaker 2: was in Dubai, you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I had to call keV first
Speaker 2: because I knew if I got Kevin, all the other
Speaker 2: guys have fall in line. So I got Kevin. He committed,
Speaker 2: and then Eli, Terrence Jerry Romney. I was like, yes,
Speaker 2: even Will Packer, even Tim Story came the director. It
Speaker 2: literally wasn't think like a manor reunion, that wedding, let's
Speaker 2: do that's annoying for And at the last, like less
Speaker 2: than a week before, Kevin started calling me and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this ain't good. He was catching he
Speaker 2: was he was chartering a private from from Hawaii to
Speaker 2: Houston to make the wedding to get back because he's
Speaker 2: shooting Jumanji was in Houston. Now, yeah, so I know.
Speaker 2: I said, this ain't good. He said, he shouldn't be
Speaker 2: call me like this, Soddy, He said, yo, I got.
Speaker 2: I want to put you on the phone with the
Speaker 2: producers of Jumanji. So I was thinking, either they were
Speaker 2: telling me how they are going to release him to
Speaker 2: come to the wedding, or he's not coming, and it
Speaker 2: was it was the latter.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 2: They said, you know, we our shooting schedule got mixed up.
Speaker 2: We were running behind. Everybody has to be here this weekend.
Speaker 2: The Rock had to change his plans. Jack Plack had
Speaker 2: to change his plans. We can't let him go. So
Speaker 2: what Kevin did was he still gave a toast at
Speaker 2: the wedding. Be a satellity. We brought the TV in,
Speaker 2: so he was still there. He FaceTime my wife with
Speaker 2: the rock while she was getting ready to apologize, and
Speaker 2: then he sent a very generous wedding gift. Well i'll
Speaker 2: just keep between us, but it was.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: Tony box girlfriend. But he you know, he's just a
Speaker 2: solid individual, you know what I mean? And I know
Speaker 2: I'm not the only one He's done stuff like that.
Speaker 2: He just doesn't go to the press with it stuff.
Speaker 7: You know, Kevin Hart's first movie, Paper Soldiers the first year,
Speaker 7: I mean that with him speaking of Keva heart right,
Speaker 7: I felt like kempa Hart. A lot of people said
Speaker 7: that he went too far the Tom Brady roast, right,
Speaker 7: So then I felt like he was like, we're paying
Speaker 7: the people by doing his own roast, right, and he
Speaker 7: let people, you know, get at him.
Speaker 2: Is that something you would do?
Speaker 7: Because we're appauled that Netflix doesn't doesn't give you like
Speaker 7: you you do a verse of a white privilege when
Speaker 7: it comes.
Speaker 2: But we'll let's get to that later.
Speaker 7: But if Netflix is approached you right now, we'll say, Gary,
Speaker 7: we know we haven't gave you especially, but we wanted
Speaker 7: to do a roast.
Speaker 2: Would you would you participate in something like that? Hive percent? Now, Okay,
Speaker 2: now it's up to you. Who's going to roast you?
Speaker 2: Who's going to roast you? Yeah, I'm gonna go for
Speaker 2: the big dogs that know me. Okay, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Yeah, you're p not gonna I'll put your audience,
Speaker 2: We'll put my roasters like know me. Obviously, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pick Kevin. I would pick Nate Jackson. I was
Speaker 2: going back and forth at one point, right because yeah,
Speaker 2: we're friends. It's all I like my beasts. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: all of them are fake. I don't I will test o, keV,
Speaker 2: Nate Jackson, Cat, Mike Keeps, uh who else? I probably
Speaker 2: used a couple of my openers because they know me
Speaker 2: pretty well. Because I think you always got to give
Speaker 2: those You always got those people that get their shots,
Speaker 2: so to speak, on this on the roast. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: there was was five or six? Oh yeah, I think seven.
Speaker 2: If they're gonna let meet in somebody to hold who's
Speaker 2: the host? Yeah? Who would be the host?
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 2: You know, he's already done it, you know, I know
Speaker 2: Kevin has already done it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He hosted, He hosted a couple of it. He holst
Speaker 2: to Tom Tom Brady.
Speaker 5: He hosted.
Speaker 2: Uh, he hosted a couple, didn't he do? He did
Speaker 2: Justin Biebers, Justin he did Justin Bieber. I think it
Speaker 2: was Comedy Central back then. Okay, yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 2: he did. He did Justin Bieber's. Uh yeah, I'm thinking guys,
Speaker 2: I've I've worked with a lot. Uh, probably put Leavell
Speaker 2: Crawford on there. I know level would destroy you know,
Speaker 2: he's he's he's one of the guys that like nobody
Speaker 2: wants to follow on the road. I think Lavel would
Speaker 2: be on there too. Uh. Let me see what about Douvo? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I put Duvall in there, right right right. I didn't
Speaker 2: think about that. Yeah, I'm probably have hosted because he
Speaker 2: brings some music into it. You bring out some dancers
Speaker 2: before we come out. Yeah, probably a good host. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's I didn't think you have thank you. I forgot.
Speaker 5: I thought y'all had it.
Speaker 1: Fill out because you left you in at the game
Speaker 1: when John would be again, I'm.
Speaker 2: Lying everything on the internet. Listen, I got drinking. We
Speaker 2: woke to the Jacksonville Cincinnay Bengals game. Right, it was
Speaker 2: in Jacksonville, so I was in Atlanta. You know, he's
Speaker 2: got that little jet right, so we flew down on
Speaker 2: his jet. We go to the game, and we're just
Speaker 2: assuming Jacksonville has to blow him out because jackson was
Speaker 2: on like a five game winning streak. Joe Burrow just
Speaker 2: got hurt, so I was like, and then the Bengals
Speaker 2: just just just mocked them. And then I got to
Speaker 2: fly back. So du Ball's got the four guys on
Speaker 2: a plane. We're all Jacksonville fans. So now I'm hyped
Speaker 2: on the flight back. So we got back to the
Speaker 2: airport in Atlanta. I said, Yo, let's act like you
Speaker 2: left me because the plane hangar bay isn't in Atlanta,
Speaker 2: somewhere else in Georgia. So the plane was dropping us
Speaker 2: off then taking off to go to the hangar bay
Speaker 2: where he stores the plane. So I said, act like
Speaker 2: you left me, because then the planes got to take off.
Speaker 2: We can edit it where it looks like I'm stuck. Wow,
Speaker 2: do Ball literally.
Speaker 3: Lack like he left me?
Speaker 2: And then you see him playing and taking off and
Speaker 2: I'm going and it's just an echo because you're on
Speaker 2: this empty runway. People really thought he left. People aren't smart, No, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: one of them, some of them. So no, he didn't
Speaker 2: leave me.
Speaker 5: I think Jack, yo, yo, we got somebody on the
Speaker 5: phone for you, friend.
Speaker 2: He can't see this is this is this is the
Speaker 2: best friend. I love you. I don't think he knows
Speaker 2: who you are.
Speaker 5: This is your boy, this is this is this is
Speaker 5: this is your brother. Oh it's Jack Thriller the Honeybune.
Speaker 2: What's up? What Willie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm over here with Gary Owen right now. We
Speaker 1: were just talking about you leaving him in Jacksonville.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Jake, I'm on the show.
Speaker 5: What I'm what I'm drink?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We said, uh, if Netflix came to me and gave
Speaker 2: me a roast, if I got to pick the roasters,
Speaker 2: who would I picked? And I said, hey, I picked
Speaker 2: a bunch of people. And I said, I pick Duvau
Speaker 2: to host because I know you'll bring dancers and music
Speaker 2: to it and bitious bous.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you talking about I got the camp drow ball
Speaker 9: right now, Chicky, Yeah, let me.
Speaker 2: See how to do it FaceTime exactly. I know. Look,
Speaker 2: we got to see him though. He's got to accept it,
Speaker 2: accept it, except oh my god, this is I know
Speaker 2: you don't. We texted me.
Speaker 3: What theme of I phone you got?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 10: He is going on that that is a metro piece. Yes, FaceTime, Yeah,
Speaker 10: go ahead. It was gonna work better all my face time,
Speaker 10: see you go.
Speaker 2: No, he's not on the face time. He faced time himself.
Speaker 2: Tell him hang up and I'll face time. And they
Speaker 2: went through. This shouldn't be that difficult. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 2: I'm a bad Cha. We got got cat three, he
Speaker 2: said the phone I got Gary. Now you say to
Speaker 2: my phone in Atlanta, Yeah, I'm at camp Doll. I
Speaker 2: want to come to the camp duvall drink. Hold on.
Speaker 2: Let me show you something, holdo, let me show.
Speaker 4: You how much I wrapped your hold on? Hold on, holdo,
Speaker 4: say what something?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Who's that? Who's that? You know?
Speaker 4: Are just schoming?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, who is that?
Speaker 3: That was just on the phone, but Jack wanted to
Speaker 3: clear up the whole thing about wiping his desk.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no vault came. Remember remember he
Speaker 2: said stop telling people? He said, so, yeah he would do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Just like that.
Speaker 7: I heard you say, Ah, it doesn't feel like it's
Speaker 7: work when you on a movie set and it's all comedians.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't feel like that.
Speaker 7: How does that feel when you when you're amongst your
Speaker 7: peers who you know, you respect, and you know that.
Speaker 2: They respect you back. How does that feel. It's probably
Speaker 2: equivalent like the Pro Bowl or the NBA All Star Game.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, it all just all hanging out and then
Speaker 2: and the good thing isn't When you got guys that
Speaker 2: aren't like insecure, threatened by somebody else being funny, then
Speaker 2: the scenes are that much funnier, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Let let let him get his ship off. I'll get
Speaker 2: my ship off, and then you guys can. And the
Speaker 2: best is when you're not when you're on set and
Speaker 2: you it's not you're not in the corner talking about
Speaker 2: the scene beforehand. It just happened organically. That ship's always
Speaker 2: the best. I remember we did. We did the first
Speaker 2: thing like a man that run our test scene when
Speaker 2: he shut up in the purple shorts, okay, in the
Speaker 2: basketball that was all off the dome. What Kevin was doing.
Speaker 2: Nothing was written. They were just letting him go. And
Speaker 2: as I always say this as a comedian, I'm watching
Speaker 2: and things are in my head like fucking chime in,
Speaker 2: I should chime in, I go, but I just I
Speaker 2: just got wild because it was so good organically. You
Speaker 2: didn't want to you didn't want to fuck that up
Speaker 2: by interrupted. So the community, that's that that's the hardest
Speaker 2: part when you're with funny people and you the scene's funny,
Speaker 2: because your natural instinct is to chime in, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, You've got to fall back. But then
Speaker 2: it works. But that goes back to being secure, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's enough funny shit in this movie. I'm going to
Speaker 2: get off later on in it, right, But I remember
Speaker 2: that scene. I was like, Oh, he just he's just
Speaker 2: ripping right now, run our test because we didn't. He's
Speaker 2: gonna showup those purple shorts off, had nothing. He just
Speaker 2: walked on set like that. Yeah, I mean, that's that's
Speaker 2: what I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: But it is.
Speaker 2: It's like an all star game, am Maricono. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like an all star game.
Speaker 1: Just hanging out the mass is One thing about the
Speaker 1: Cape Heart rose right, like a lot of people were
Speaker 1: saying that a couple of those people weren't really his
Speaker 1: closest friends that was on there, and can you speak
Speaker 1: to why you would pick the people that you don't
Speaker 1: know and whatnot?
Speaker 5: Because from my perspective, I thought it was because you know,
Speaker 5: they gonna give you.
Speaker 2: Their best because they're not.
Speaker 5: It's not an emotional attachment to it, you know.
Speaker 2: I like they when they did it, Like you know
Speaker 2: Tony Henscliff, he'd already that's what he does. He showed
Speaker 2: killed Tony and then he did the time Room, and
Speaker 2: that lets you know that he does his job. Because
Speaker 2: I believe that he's meant not for me to like him.
Speaker 2: He's the heel. It's dubbed it wrestling, he's you.
Speaker 4: Know, the back that.
Speaker 2: The other day, like I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: the reason because he made it a joke about Puerto Rico.
Speaker 7: I'm Puerto Rican. Yeah, I couldn't accept that joke. I've
Speaker 7: never got over it. And no, I've never got.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me let's do an example, right, Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you got mad because he said Puerto Rico is a
Speaker 2: floating island in the garbage. Right, Yeah, okay, we all
Speaker 2: know that this bullshit, right, Yes, I'll put it like this.
Speaker 2: My brother died, right, he had a hair and overdose.
Speaker 2: He died. Two weeks after he died. I'm watching sn
Speaker 2: L and they're doing a sketch about her herrowin and
Speaker 2: how people act and all this and I was like
Speaker 2: at first, I was like, dang, and people were hitting
Speaker 2: me up, like this is fucked up. You should call him.
Speaker 2: I said no, no, no, no. I said, honestly, what
Speaker 2: they're saying is there's a little truth to it, right
Speaker 2: right right, And I thought if my brother was alive,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I was like, I didn't
Speaker 2: take it personal, you know, but people want you to
Speaker 2: take that shit personal. Right. He knows porter going to
Speaker 2: floating island of garbage, just like I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: a reaction. People realize, Yeah, the angrier you get and
Speaker 2: the more you get a line, the more intention he's getting.
Speaker 2: It's just working for him. I swear to god.
Speaker 7: I realized that the other day because he had the
Speaker 7: other joke that he said on the Kevin Hart special
Speaker 7: and it's me and this other guy been going back
Speaker 7: and forth and whatever. But what it was was when
Speaker 7: I started to realize, I said, holy shit, he wants
Speaker 7: me not to like him. This is actually his this
Speaker 7: is actually I'm a part of the bit, Like I
Speaker 7: didn't line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like you're helping his fan. No, I was
Speaker 2: in algorithms, But.
Speaker 3: Is there a danger that he knows that he's feeding
Speaker 3: a narrative that's already the the country is being divided
Speaker 3: and these things, and he knows he's feeding a narrative
Speaker 3: that some people don't look at as a joke. They
Speaker 3: think that's that's real and that that fits right in
Speaker 3: my narrative, that that's real and we got to get
Speaker 3: these Puerto Ricans out of here or this and that.
Speaker 2: But he's also feeding his fan base, right, He's want
Speaker 2: to hear that ship. So he's really feeding the people
Speaker 2: that pay to see him. And that's honestly, that's his job.
Speaker 2: That's his job. And it's also why would I why
Speaker 2: would I tailor my act the people that aren't paying
Speaker 2: to see me? What's paying my bills right now? These
Speaker 2: people that want to hear jokes about black people, George Floyd,
Speaker 2: Puerto Rico and shit like that, I'm gonna feed them
Speaker 2: because they're the ones coming to see me. And he's
Speaker 2: selling out everywhere everywhere, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Can that go too fark and to be can you
Speaker 3: all of a sudden have a KKK comedian and be like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'll feeding my family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like I said, whatever you say, just no,
Speaker 2: I mean, it can come with repercussions. Are you willing
Speaker 2: to take that risk? Right? You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's just that's a that's a that's a choice you
Speaker 2: have to make. Like I could say the N word
Speaker 2: on stage, you'd be one of the people with the
Speaker 2: ultimate past. Yes, we'll see what happens. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna try it, right, but I mean that is
Speaker 2: like you, it's always.
Speaker 7: One person, like like you have ninety nine percent of
Speaker 7: the room. And then like I started to get it
Speaker 7: because you know, I see how Joe Rogan accepted him.
Speaker 7: I've seen how I believe Brick Christna. You know I
Speaker 7: love white comedians. You know what I'm saying, I'm the
Speaker 7: opposite of you. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like I was playing, and I started to realize, like
Speaker 2: that's his audience, that's who he caters to, and it's
Speaker 2: equal opportunity. He doesn't just say I'm going through black people,
Speaker 2: I'm going by Riggins. He goes after everybody. Damn.
Speaker 7: He's self different. But you know, you know in our algorithms,
Speaker 7: we don't see them going at everybody. Yeah, we see
Speaker 7: him going at just our You.
Speaker 2: Gotta look at the roast. He did something with snoop
Speaker 2: probably ten years ago. He was way harder on some one.
Speaker 2: Oh he went in so hard. Yeah, stupid is dying.
Speaker 2: You realize he went so hard. But it was like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, he's going there. But it wasn't get the
Speaker 2: views that he's getting now because he hadn't popped yet,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But he went just as
Speaker 2: hard on still. I mean, look at those old Shaquille
Speaker 2: and neo roast uh Emmitt Smith. Oh yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: literally Jeff Ross went up there and said shaq looks
Speaker 2: like a gorilla and had a banana and like his
Speaker 2: knuckles were scraping and stuff. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: He went there for some reason though, Like we don't
Speaker 2: take it personal form, Jeff Ross, Like, I know he
Speaker 2: disarmed you for some reason.
Speaker 3: Like, but that's where that's that's the thing is.
Speaker 2: You can say believe that art can do everything.
Speaker 3: Or then it's selective, and then when it's selective, it'd
Speaker 3: be that's dangerous because your face.
Speaker 2: We know Jeff Ross is not racist, right, we know that.
Speaker 2: We know that, So if he says something waterline.
Speaker 7: Racist, we like our our our our racist radars automatically down.
Speaker 2: So your wife, we don't even come on. Well, Jeff. Also,
Speaker 2: if you watch him, he always he brings it home
Speaker 2: at the end. Even when he was talking about Shaq,
Speaker 2: he was shack you know this, something like I saw
Speaker 2: you out one day. It's emotional. Yeah, He's like he
Speaker 2: was feeding these kids. You stopped and took pictures all
Speaker 2: these kids, and it was he said something like he
Speaker 2: did that after Kobe died. He goes, I saw you
Speaker 2: get out of your car, you talk to all these kids,
Speaker 2: and Shock was like you saw that, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I drove by, and he goes, I just saw you.
Speaker 2: And he always brings home. I don't think Tony doesn't.
Speaker 2: Tony just leaves you there and you're just mad, right, Jeff. Honestly,
Speaker 2: Jeff Ross is more like a modern age John Rickles
Speaker 2: were Don Rickles went everybody hard, but hard hard, but
Speaker 2: you also knew it was coming from a place of love,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a funny thing you say about Shaq when
Speaker 7: we had Kanye on here or the second time, just
Speaker 7: the kind of.
Speaker 2: He was in the studio, not a studio, but the
Speaker 2: show this before you get in there, is anybody ever
Speaker 2: showed up alone a lot? The only one people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love and it came so long.
Speaker 7: Fifty He had a security waiting in a car and
Speaker 7: he walked in by Solf.
Speaker 2: But what else to talking about with? Just now? What
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Kanye?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 7: So I say this about Shaq like that second interview,
Speaker 7: like I was going he was going through a lot,
Speaker 7: and like my phone wasn't ringing at all. Like I
Speaker 7: just felt like, you know, like I was being blamed
Speaker 7: for his comments even though I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't co sign his comments. We didn't. We didn't,
Speaker 2: we didn't, you know. We All we did was just
Speaker 2: be what I for. The first person that called me
Speaker 2: was Shaq. Shaq was the first person. He was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: are you all right? I was like what came after that?
Speaker 2: I literally had to answer, like because I knew what
Speaker 2: he was asking.
Speaker 7: He wasn't asking me all right, he was asking me,
Speaker 7: Am I like you know this this criticism that's going on.
Speaker 7: And I say that to say, that's about how much?
Speaker 7: Because Shaq didn't have to call me, like you know,
Speaker 7: he's like that he caught me when my divorce happened.
Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, he reached out because he went to the divorce,
Speaker 2: which messing one with Shawnee, and he was telling me
Speaker 2: everything he went through. Give me a A lot of
Speaker 2: those guys do that, and they don't, you know, you
Speaker 2: don't go to social media and say it. But you know,
Speaker 2: it's been so long now, like when when my first
Speaker 2: worse the only divorce, when it hit TMZ and everything, Like,
Speaker 2: you know, as I'm in this hotel room, I'm locked
Speaker 2: in my room. I'm scared to go out because I'm
Speaker 2: scared about that getting certain papers. You know, I love
Speaker 2: this story. I got this, I got this alder my mask.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, you know, you start reading the internet.
Speaker 2: You really in the back of mind, God, are people
Speaker 2: starting to hate me if you're looking at it all
Speaker 2: the internet?
Speaker 7: Like he about to be canceled. He's losing his black audience.
Speaker 7: He did this black woman wrong, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And then you know, Shack reached out, Kevin reached out,
Speaker 2: Anthony Anderson reached out, a ton of other people reached out,
Speaker 2: all these guys in our business that have been through divorce. Honestly,
Speaker 2: as crazy as it sounds, it was very much a
Speaker 2: male bonding moment for me because all these guys that
Speaker 2: have been through it, they all were like giving me
Speaker 2: what they went through and how you get over it,
Speaker 2: you know, don't worry about it's going to pass other stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something.
Speaker 7: I don't watch First forty eight, right because I don't
Speaker 7: like people's trauma to be my entertainment.
Speaker 2: I love that show. I can't. I can't. And the
Speaker 2: fact that the person's dead at the end, like I can't, like,
Speaker 2: especially if something's funny, I'm like, ah, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: she just motherfucker died, Like I don't. I don't feel
Speaker 2: good about it.
Speaker 7: Right, So me hearing you speak about your divorce, right,
Speaker 7: you are so elegant and how you deliver it.
Speaker 2: You let me tell you how good you are.
Speaker 7: You could deliver the saddest story and make me me
Speaker 7: laugh like that, Like when you said that you went
Speaker 7: to see a lawyer.
Speaker 2: And you wanted to warn your ex wife.
Speaker 7: You said, yo' I'm gonna let you know that they're
Speaker 7: they're coming get you. And then she, I think you said,
Speaker 7: like she snapped like Spider Man or something. She's just
Speaker 7: appeared at a home DEEPO know, when no one can
Speaker 7: find up. And then I believe you call it that
Speaker 7: panava bread?
Speaker 2: Right? Well, yeah, I know my Sha had the drunk,
Speaker 2: but I'll just drive to too. Yep, He's like, and
Speaker 2: you filmed it and all that.
Speaker 7: But oh, one of the funniest shit I've ever heard
Speaker 7: is where you say you try to serve her and
Speaker 7: then she tried to serve you back. Because California is
Speaker 7: a fifty fifties yeah for life. So let me ask you,
Speaker 7: because this was this is crazy. So that means that
Speaker 7: had she served you first, you would and you would
Speaker 7: have lost.
Speaker 2: You would have lost all your money. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: half of the money. Okay, could have It's no guarantee.
Speaker 2: Explain this because you got right. We had a house
Speaker 2: in Ohio and a house in California. Right, Ohio is
Speaker 2: just about the numbers. How long you've been married. The
Speaker 2: alimony is going to be half the marriage. So if
Speaker 2: you're married twenty years, your alimonious ten years. How much
Speaker 2: do you make a year? Okay? You know as a comedian,
Speaker 2: our our our income could be up one year now
Speaker 2: one year, right, so you you kind of have to
Speaker 2: beverage it out and then it's it's just numbers and
Speaker 2: it's and honestly, it's kind of fair in Ohio. If
Speaker 2: you think about it, but not just managed to the
Speaker 2: bread winner. I want to say, who's making it? Like
Speaker 2: California and I heard New York's like this too. Okay, dude,
Speaker 2: it is like fifty to fifty for life, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. So all all your money, all your assets,
Speaker 2: even after, even after. Yeah, I'm like this, at one point,
Speaker 2: put the end of this.
Speaker 5: So you get married to someone else and still have
Speaker 5: to pay her alimony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's fucked up facts. So it ain't enough
Speaker 2: money for my next wife, right, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: if you get a divorce. The second levitation that you
Speaker 2: delivered that message with a smile so crazy. I thought
Speaker 2: you were fronting because I was like, he can't be that, Like, no, no,
Speaker 2: you got to realize too, Like you know, the way
Speaker 2: I had, I had two lawyers, right, one was a
Speaker 2: bulldog and one was one was nice. But you had
Speaker 2: you got to get the bulldog for the courtroom and
Speaker 2: not bullshit. Right that the bulldog she was. I felt
Speaker 2: the ship she was saying to me. I was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: that still is my my kid's mother. Slow down like that,
Speaker 2: not like that, but like, for instance, the big one
Speaker 2: of the things in the divorce was we were registered
Speaker 2: voters in Ohio and we paid taxes in Ohio. Right,
Speaker 2: So even if I had got served in California, I
Speaker 2: would have fought it by hey, I voted and I
Speaker 2: paid taxinghile you because so you can't use you can't say, hey,
Speaker 2: I don't want to pay California taxes, but now I'm
Speaker 2: getting divorced. I want now I want to use California
Speaker 2: as where I want to get a divorce. Doesn't know Ohio.
Speaker 2: So my lawyer was like, look, this goes down in California,
Speaker 2: We're going after her for tax evasion, voter fraud. She's
Speaker 2: gonna be in jail. I go whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: I was we're doing that. I was like, who's gonna
Speaker 2: bail around with me?
Speaker 8: I get him?
Speaker 4: My kids?
Speaker 2: Like, Dad, you just letting mom sit in jail. She
Speaker 2: was going left a bro. She goes if this goes
Speaker 2: down to California, she ain't gonna sleep this.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Because if we were using to get divorced, people automatically
Speaker 2: think that their enemies. Yeah, so that's what you always
Speaker 2: get to. And I said this to her when we
Speaker 2: first was going at it, and the divorce was was
Speaker 2: you know, hot and heavy, and we were we were
Speaker 2: talking on the phone. I should listen. You're gonna say
Speaker 2: things I don't think you mean. You might see some
Speaker 2: gings on the internet about me that I didn't say
Speaker 2: because I never would batmouth it right and on the internet,
Speaker 2: and I go, you got it. We got to give
Speaker 2: each other like a little mulligan, so to speak, in
Speaker 2: all this and the heat of the divorce. Right and
Speaker 2: once once the dust settled and everything got cool. Now
Speaker 2: we're very cordial, we're nice to each other. Everything's cool now.
Speaker 2: But that that couple of years, boy, some of the
Speaker 2: phone calls I got, I was like, oh, she mad mad? Right?
Speaker 2: Good lord?
Speaker 1: Allow, I remember first meeting you on the red carpeted
Speaker 1: BT Awards, really.
Speaker 2: Because I don't remember if you I'm like this, you
Speaker 2: couldn't see that. He couldn't see what year was that.
Speaker 2: It was like yesterday or something like that. It was
Speaker 2: twenty twelve. I remember, Oh, okay, yeah, so I remember you.
Speaker 2: You was with your wife. Yeah to me, because we
Speaker 2: were married, that's what.
Speaker 5: She was right there.
Speaker 2: And I was so blown away because I always thought
Speaker 2: that saw her.
Speaker 4: I saw it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I saw her. See yeah, I can see then, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I can see really well. Okay, she was fine to
Speaker 1: sell too. And I said to him, I said, so
Speaker 1: you said that because you want to be I was
Speaker 1: going to say something like that, but I had said
Speaker 1: to him, oh.
Speaker 2: So this your black wife, because I thought it was
Speaker 2: I thought it was just jokes at first. You think
Speaker 2: I'm going to go that deep and then show up
Speaker 2: with a white lady. He fuck me up. I couldn't
Speaker 2: be real. And she was beautiful. She was so nice enough.
Speaker 9: All right, we're getting.
Speaker 2: Man man when you left the man. She's single, single?
Speaker 2: Now ja do she day blind? She blind? She days black?
Speaker 2: She went back to black, but not blind. Not blind. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe I tell you I'm legally legally blind. Always I
Speaker 2: don't get that, because there is is there go hate
Speaker 2: the cons. You got a handicap, I got a sticker
Speaker 2: and everything. Bro, I get a check all kind of ship.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been pulled over with that in your eye? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 2: and they always call more cops.
Speaker 3: Champan driving like that though you're driving like, yes, I'm
Speaker 3: probably get the.
Speaker 2: It's not a cop, but you're driving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it ain't nothing I can't do.
Speaker 2: You don't believe in me.
Speaker 3: I'm getting right on the road. It looks like you'll
Speaker 3: get right out and.
Speaker 2: You want get here without help? How the driving? You
Speaker 2: can't ever be afraid to ask for help. Bro, We
Speaker 2: all need a little help. We all got something wrong
Speaker 2: with you. Want to let you know. Man, Man, you
Speaker 2: are a stand up guy.
Speaker 7: Man, you are comedians comedian You are not only the
Speaker 7: person that is invited to the barbecue, You might be
Speaker 7: the person on.
Speaker 2: The grill at the barbecue. Have you seen my social
Speaker 2: media lately? Oh no, don't happen. Well, so build a
Speaker 2: new house in Houston. We were having some epic pool
Speaker 2: parties now. But we want to give you off your
Speaker 2: flowers while you can smell them. If to us what
Speaker 2: you can tell me? A drink said, this is better
Speaker 2: than the grammy nice? Yeah is nice? Thank you? So
Speaker 2: so let me ask you you put that up. I've
Speaker 2: seen you rock all types of crowds. I mean.
Speaker 7: And something that like you know, I used to wrap
Speaker 7: something that I uh, I used to My DJ used
Speaker 7: to do before we before him is he would go
Speaker 7: out and look at the crowd because I got Spanish records.
Speaker 7: I got rap record? Is I got you know, different
Speaker 7: type of shit. So he'll go out and look at
Speaker 7: the crowd and see what records we should before. Yeah,
Speaker 7: as a season comedian, do you make material like when
Speaker 7: you go to Houston? Is this material just for Houston
Speaker 7: crowd or this is a generic material where I'm gonna
Speaker 7: go to Memphis tomorrow and use the same or do
Speaker 7: you cater to that audience because I seen them off
Speaker 7: the dome ship when every time you off the dome,
Speaker 7: It's like, I'm wondering, are you off the dome walls?
Speaker 2: Like it's this planned out, especially you know it's off
Speaker 2: the dome. You always got your home run jokes that
Speaker 2: were like everywhere everywhere, but you I always like to
Speaker 2: try to build a rapport with the audience too, like
Speaker 2: I'll say something about their city, you know.
Speaker 8: What I mean?
Speaker 2: So whatever it is. You know, Houston had the one point.
Speaker 2: It was a Turkey leg hut. At one point, Joel
Speaker 2: Stein got busted with the money in the wall. Joel
Speaker 2: see in the church guy found all that money in
Speaker 2: the wall. It's just a little ship that have some
Speaker 2: rap ship money in the wall. That's a rap lyricor
Speaker 2: got the money in the wall. I don't know who
Speaker 2: said it, but that's the yeah. Yeah, So, I mean
Speaker 2: you always like to build a rapport with whatever whatever
Speaker 2: city you're in. But as far as like school and
Speaker 2: the audience out, no, In fact, I don't watch my openers.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know anything that's going on beforehand.
Speaker 2: I just want to get on there and just be organic.
Speaker 2: And if I see you and start talking to you,
Speaker 2: I just want to talk to you, you know. So
Speaker 2: it's never planned. What are you doing from the white people?
Speaker 2: Like what kind of like the same the same thing?
Speaker 2: What over the line? Jack over the I you haven't
Speaker 2: been around to see this, but literally, over the last
Speaker 2: year and a half, the audience has changed dramatically. So
Speaker 2: and it's it's I think it's slot from Facebook.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I start posting a lot of my military jokes on Facebook,
Speaker 2: and those just the same by right. Yeah. But like
Speaker 2: if I do like a military joke, like literally on
Speaker 2: the Navy's Facebook page, they'll post it, the Army's page,
Speaker 2: they'll post it, and you realize the reach that has.
Speaker 2: So I've noticed over last year year and a half
Speaker 2: with YouTube and Facebook, for me, the audience has definitely switched.
Speaker 2: It's not all black anymore. White people playing you back. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's like white people Reckoni know. It's like it's
Speaker 2: almost like I'm a secret.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: They're at the airport. They're not wilding, they're just walking up.
Speaker 2: I know who you are, your brother, Like, this is
Speaker 2: what I want to say about black people. That drives
Speaker 2: me nuts. I don't know if you go through this.
Speaker 2: I hate it when they try to summon you. Don't care,
Speaker 2: you'll commit.
Speaker 3: I'm walking this way.
Speaker 2: Let me just hurt around. They come back to you
Speaker 2: by Yeah, it's like that. You're like, bro, I'm not
Speaker 2: coming back to you.
Speaker 7: They have somebody just they don't even introduce themselves, but
Speaker 7: they just put you on a phone with their friend.
Speaker 2: You Like, how do you know how you want to
Speaker 2: introduce me to somebody? You ain't even introduced yourself to me.
Speaker 2: I don't even know you. Oh my god. Okay, what
Speaker 2: is your favorite town to perform at? Houston? Houston? That's
Speaker 2: why you moved there for Big Booty Girls. I did that.
Speaker 2: That was part of it. Okay, Yeah, but uh I
Speaker 2: know State Texas. Yeah, I've been there in a while. Okay, okay, yeah, Houston,
Speaker 2: I would say Houston, Houston. Yeah yeah, okay, Well it's
Speaker 2: a combo. They come out, so you sell a gang
Speaker 2: of tickets, you get a cross section of everybody. You
Speaker 2: got Latino, Asian, white, black, other, you get everybody, and
Speaker 2: they really come to laugh. And you know it's uh.
Speaker 2: It is a lot of a good looking people in Houston,
Speaker 2: and you want to you want a good looking crowd.
Speaker 2: You know, they get dressed nice, A lot of pretty
Speaker 2: women out there. You know, the duders like they got
Speaker 2: the ship together. It's just a dope. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know any comments. You don't like Houston. Not a
Speaker 2: stand up. That's why every tour goes through Houston. I
Speaker 2: love Houston. What about what about internationally? Have you done
Speaker 2: a lot of international shows. I just went to Australia
Speaker 2: last month for the first I went to New Zealand
Speaker 2: and Australia, which is I got some good weed, does it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was shocked that it was just
Speaker 2: white and Asian there. I didn't see a lot of Aborigines.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you say you're gonna take a picture. I
Speaker 2: got the Koala. We will we weren't, we weren't let
Speaker 2: it take a picture touched in the koala. That was
Speaker 2: against the rules. So they put us saying we got
Speaker 2: sound like a deserve a pools and it wasn't able
Speaker 2: to touching the koala. Yeah no, no, just I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: They just said you can't touch them this and this
Speaker 2: area must where the animal sanctuary went to. But you
Speaker 2: know it's funny because again you I had six shells
Speaker 2: over there, and uh, by show five, I had it.
Speaker 2: I had the culture. I had jokes for the country
Speaker 2: and stuff. Did she put a shrimp on a Bobby
Speaker 2: didn't put? But like the first couple, I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, you're kind of like getting you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. And that's the good part about the again,
Speaker 2: the crowd work stuff. You're you're just talking to them,
Speaker 2: you know. But I had I knew before I went there.
Speaker 2: I had the show I was gonna talk about. I
Speaker 2: was talking about that break dancer at the Olympics, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Yeah, so that was that was
Speaker 2: easy because up the one that was sucking up like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, there's no more break danceing Olympics because
Speaker 2: break dancing. Yeah, so literally like I had that. I
Speaker 2: grabbed the bat to hit him over the head winds.
Speaker 2: So there was like right then I had a rapport
Speaker 2: with him because I was like, oh, ship, he knows us.
Speaker 2: He did somebody follow you home from the bank in Houston? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I k but they didn't rob you. They robbed the car.
Speaker 2: They robbed the car. So what happened They followed you home?
Speaker 2: You went to the gym. So here's what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm at I I I bank. I don't bank a
Speaker 2: Bank of America, yes, but I have an account at
Speaker 2: Bank of America. I've had it for like twenty years.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm literally driving my Bank of
Speaker 2: America and go wonder if I got any money in
Speaker 2: Bank Americ was gonna close my account? Because he's just
Speaker 2: sitting there right, you just I just pulled over. Stupid.
Speaker 2: I pulled over, not paying attention to what Bank of
Speaker 2: America I'm at? Right?
Speaker 4: And I go in.
Speaker 2: I said, hey, hey, do I got an a count?
Speaker 2: Gave my account number. They say, yeah, you got some
Speaker 2: money in there. It was it was a decent amount
Speaker 2: but not anything crazy, right, So I said, how do
Speaker 2: you want it? I said, what'sever? Quicker that you want
Speaker 2: to cashiers check or cash? I said, again, what's ever
Speaker 2: fastest I want to get out of here? So they
Speaker 2: gave me end up giving me cash. Look at the ones,
Speaker 2: call one. They give me cash and I literally I
Speaker 2: put it in my pocket and I leave the bank,
Speaker 2: I get my car. I'm just oblivious to anything. What
Speaker 2: it called juggin? Huh? Jugging in Houston. Yeah, it's a racket.
Speaker 2: So you got a guy, they might have a guy
Speaker 2: in the bank, or they got a guy parked near
Speaker 2: the bank and they're looking for basically a mark.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 2: I guess I looked like an easy cart. So I
Speaker 2: get I go to Thank God, I went to the
Speaker 2: gym and not home home. Yeah. So I go to
Speaker 2: this Lifetime Fitness in Missouri City, Texas. I park, I
Speaker 2: go in. I'm literally in there less than thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: All I did was sit in the sauna. You get
Speaker 2: a smoothie, and might have talked to people for five
Speaker 2: or ten minutes. That was it. I come out. There's
Speaker 2: a security guarding a golf cart. He's got like one
Speaker 2: leg off the Yeah, I got you. I was like, what,
Speaker 2: oh no, he's sorry. No, here's the bad part. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's the security for the park circling around. They they tried,
Speaker 2: they got some tool they used to break out your window, right,
Speaker 2: and I gotta had an Audi SA then things like
Speaker 2: a tank, you know what I mean. They couldn't get
Speaker 2: into the passenger side, so then they went back. All
Speaker 2: this is on video. The guy tried to get into
Speaker 2: the passenger side, couldn't get it, even though my windows
Speaker 2: are jacked up now, but he couldn't get in there.
Speaker 2: He got back in his car and parked at another
Speaker 2: part of the parking lot in lifetime, waited about five minutes,
Speaker 2: saw the golf cart come back around. Then he goes
Speaker 2: back and tried to get it again, and he ended
Speaker 2: up getting the past the driver's side back window. He
Speaker 2: got into there, and then he got in the car
Speaker 2: and he ended up getting the cash I had in
Speaker 2: the Bank of America envelope. But what got me was
Speaker 2: I was sitting there and I go, where were you?
Speaker 2: Like the security guard right and all the security garver
Speaker 2: was like man, you know, and I was driving around.
Speaker 2: I was like, And then when I saw the police
Speaker 2: set the footage, I went, oh, this wasn't quick. This
Speaker 2: was like ten minutes. This dude, I don't know where
Speaker 2: he was to join. Yeah, it could have been. But
Speaker 2: it got me because now I'm waiting on the tow truck.
Speaker 2: You know, the police come, they take the report and everything,
Speaker 2: and so I'm just kind of sitting away for the
Speaker 2: tow truck now and the guy in the golf cars.
Speaker 2: Now he's talking to me, right, and I go, hey,
Speaker 2: you should probably go on patrol because I've already been robbed.
Speaker 2: This is something else he rob But he kept telling
Speaker 2: me about all these other people that he stopped from
Speaker 2: getting wronged. Dude, I finally to dude, you think I
Speaker 2: want to hear this ship right now? I don't, you know,
Speaker 2: I can't lose having on my watch. No, I gets
Speaker 2: robbed on my watch.
Speaker 4: Well I did.
Speaker 2: Then, and that's when I found it was jugging. It
Speaker 2: ended up being like a white Chevy uh uh not
Speaker 2: a Yukon. H what do you call blake a blazer?
Speaker 2: The Chevy blazer. Chevy blazer. Yeah, it was a Chevy Blazer.
Speaker 2: It was white, and he clearly probably rented it, took
Speaker 2: the license plate off like this was this was a
Speaker 2: guy that does this for a living. So he got
Speaker 2: the money and then I've never seen a fact. The
Speaker 2: only silver lining is when you ate car assurance. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when I called my insurance, they was like they went
Speaker 2: through my account and they was like, yo, we'll combine
Speaker 2: your home with your car and you're gonna save like
Speaker 2: two or a month. I go, well, I'm going to
Speaker 2: get that money back about it? So it ended up
Speaker 2: working out. But I always think, like people are like,
Speaker 2: aren't you mad they never called him. I said, listen,
Speaker 2: this is what I know. That guy his life sucks
Speaker 2: if he's doing that for a living, and he's gonna
Speaker 2: get caught eventually. It might not be me, but somebody's
Speaker 2: going because they sent me. The cops sent me like
Speaker 2: these eight different dudes that they've caught recently jugging in Houston,
Speaker 2: and they're like, chances are you actually didn't see the guy, right,
Speaker 2: so it's like he was black. Okay was black, but
Speaker 2: now yeah, but they they sent me like these mug shots.
Speaker 2: He goes, we caught these guys h doing it all
Speaker 2: over this area. So they said, you know, we don't
Speaker 2: know who got you to go. Chances are it's one
Speaker 2: of these eight, you know what I mean? So that
Speaker 2: is what it is. And was your money is insured.
Speaker 2: Did you get that ship's gone? That ship's gone.
Speaker 7: They stole my bag in Atlanta and my ship wasn't
Speaker 7: sure so I actually got my ship back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're better your head in the bag. I
Speaker 2: had a.
Speaker 7: Rolex, I had a chain, or I had a bunch
Speaker 7: of ship. It was a crackhead like he this was
Speaker 7: like the luckiest crackhead e but like I swear to God,
Speaker 7: like we got an off films as well.
Speaker 2: Like we parked it. He literally just walked by and
Speaker 2: was like the bag. I was like, I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: this is this is either the luckiest order most accurate
Speaker 2: crackheads ever, like I put to God. Like he just
Speaker 2: walked by like like you ever see somebody don't don't
Speaker 2: care about life, And he just looked at the car.
Speaker 2: He had hit it one time, the whole ship and
Speaker 2: it was like five bags. He only took my bag.
Speaker 2: It was a boy bag. But life giving you checks
Speaker 2: and balances.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't leave anything in my car, not at all,
Speaker 2: not even especially in San Francisco. You've been in San Francisco.
Speaker 2: They don't even people leave their windows down in San
Speaker 2: Francisco now to let them know, like window r yeah,
Speaker 2: it's pointless.
Speaker 9: I was.
Speaker 2: I was out there and I left the car charger
Speaker 2: there and they were like that call. I was like,
Speaker 2: what a fucking car charger is like? To break my
Speaker 2: windows for a car charger? I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 7: I never thought that cool? Moving on, boom, now we're
Speaker 7: gonna start drinking game. This is another thing that I
Speaker 7: happened to in common with you. I see Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 7: He tried to get you to drink that Kanyac so bad?
Speaker 8: Boy?
Speaker 2: Was you avoiding that ship? You don't drink Dirk liquors.
Speaker 2: I don't drink do look at either women's.
Speaker 7: Ar liquor like, let me yes, I like that. I
Speaker 7: do drink herbigie Japanese whiskey. But I don't consider that
Speaker 7: ark like I can considered that Japanese.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. You don't know what
Speaker 2: Japanese whiskey is?
Speaker 3: Still dark liquor, buddy, all right, I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking to him, alright, so I consider it. I can
Speaker 2: see your Japanese. Where's where's uh fucking we got? The
Speaker 2: is the anything you want to take shots of? What
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 4: You got?
Speaker 1: Kevin Harpen said, I got Kevin Hart send this now
Speaker 1: showing up that you're waiting to man, did he Yes, thanks,
Speaker 1: that's for you, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty supplied our champagne at the wedding. Oh yeah, fifty,
Speaker 2: shout Ranson, because I go a lot like.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm forty eight. I'll be forty nine, uh
Speaker 7: next month. And I've always heard that, you know, you
Speaker 7: guys always look at like you got you. You know,
Speaker 7: y'all all looking like y'all looking like But is the
Speaker 7: first time, in all due respect, you do like Tommy
Speaker 7: from Yeah, definitely older brother.
Speaker 2: How many times do you get caught Tommy from We
Speaker 2: became friends over that over there because he gotta stop
Speaker 2: like yo, you the Black Church joke you liked?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: So he got stopped people thinking he's funny. I get
Speaker 2: stopped thinking I'm Tommy. We start missing each other. Then
Speaker 2: you know, eventually he staged funner. We got real cool
Speaker 2: over that. Now you gotta make a movie. Hey, I
Speaker 2: me be telling it the all time, Timmy and Tommy.
Speaker 2: Now hold on now now, right, world, is this a
Speaker 2: comedy or this is a comedy action comedy, comedy drama.
Speaker 2: It could be like bad Boys like boy, yeah, the
Speaker 2: White Boys, Yeah, the White Boys that's like missing bos.
Speaker 2: You don't see like a lot of white people remaking
Speaker 2: black movies.
Speaker 4: World.
Speaker 2: You can do Cheff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, tem Me gave me the best like advice.
Speaker 1: While I was getting a divorce, he asked me, and
Speaker 1: we was in the elevator one day, maybe how's your
Speaker 1: wife doing?
Speaker 2: What's going on? And I said he was working on huh?
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: You just do me the allue? Why that was the
Speaker 2: alue you do at me? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: So he asked me how my wife was doing. I
Speaker 1: was like, man, we getting divorced. Man, I have messed
Speaker 1: around and married a croopie.
Speaker 7: And he said, hey Jack, you said you messed around
Speaker 7: and married a group Yeah, married a coppie.
Speaker 1: And then he put his hand on my shoulder and
Speaker 1: he said, hey Jack, she got to be who she
Speaker 1: gonna be, and you gotta be where you're gonna be.
Speaker 4: Took me deep.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's deep. Yeah that really helped me out, man,
Speaker 2: because I was going through it. Bro. You know, it's
Speaker 2: funny like when people say like that to me, Like
Speaker 2: I think it was Anthony Anderson said when all those
Speaker 2: guys had called there during the divorce, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, blah blah blah. You're worried about California and
Speaker 2: the money and stuff. He goes, Look, your talent is
Speaker 2: not can allow you to go broke. I just know that.
Speaker 2: That's why I was confident.
Speaker 7: This is as a Compton guy who from his golf
Speaker 7: swing there's no comptent in.
Speaker 2: Presence seen him swing golf. He is serious. Him and
Speaker 2: Chris pinsa if you play golf now, my now my opener.
Speaker 2: His name is Trobut of Pittsburgh. He just won Cedric's
Speaker 2: golf thing yesterday. Oh yeah, he I got him, I
Speaker 2: called said, as said my opener. He's like that on
Speaker 2: the golf course. He always even trying to pay golf.
Speaker 2: And I just I don't have the patience two holes.
Speaker 2: I'm out, yeah, habits, but I don't let him play
Speaker 2: in his golf thing. And all those guys are Anthony
Speaker 2: Chris and they they serious. They was like you like,
Speaker 2: they's like, why ain't he tell your boy was like that?
Speaker 2: I go I did.
Speaker 5: Damn.
Speaker 2: He comes and around and wins from the bat. Yes,
Speaker 2: he's always getting trying to get me to play golf always.
Speaker 2: You know, fifty was supposed to officiate my wedding. What
Speaker 2: is officiate me like, like, do you take her to
Speaker 2: be your wife? Wait? Hold on, he could do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Anna do is go on line and get your certification.
Speaker 2: That's easy. Stuff like that. Well, he was going to
Speaker 2: officiate it, and then so Kevin was gonna officiate it, right,
Speaker 2: and then literally the four days for the wedding, he
Speaker 2: was like, you know the they were shooting one of
Speaker 2: the one of the one of the one of his
Speaker 2: series and he was in New Jersey and the weather
Speaker 2: was going to be bad, and he was like, I
Speaker 2: want to give you heads up now, so it's not
Speaker 2: the day of and you're scrambling. So it was funny.
Speaker 2: Who I called? I called, I called Tommy. I called
Speaker 2: Joseph cour First I was like, yo, fIF you can't
Speaker 2: do it. You think you can do it? Tommy? He goes,
Speaker 2: God damn it. He was filming something. He couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: And then I called o Jo sinko.
Speaker 1: Cha cha?
Speaker 2: When I only did Chad. I texted him I said, hey,
Speaker 2: can you hit me up as I got to ask
Speaker 2: you something and then he uh he called me back
Speaker 2: so fast? Yeah yeah, And I said I told the
Speaker 2: whole story. He goes, yeah, yeah, he goes, fucking man,
Speaker 2: I'll do it. He came down two days notice I
Speaker 2: was down there. Took care of it any a good job.
Speaker 2: He messed up, which was great. I said, don't overplan it.
Speaker 2: I want you to mess up. I want to have
Speaker 2: fun with this. So she had up officiating it because
Speaker 2: we got that Cincinnati connection.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. Can I
Speaker 2: ask you a personal question? No ahead, how much you
Speaker 2: paid for your wedding? It was so beautiful and laid out.
Speaker 2: I'll talk about that. Yeah, I don't want to talk
Speaker 2: about that a lot, but I'll say Kevin's wedding gift.
Speaker 2: Help off set it. I'll put it like that.
Speaker 7: So you know, what's the thing about you, I'll relate
Speaker 7: to you. Someone asked you, no, this is this guy.
Speaker 7: Someone asked you like this, like in the middle of
Speaker 7: your divorce, like when you was going through it. I
Speaker 7: watched you on Share the shop and everything, and someone
Speaker 7: asked you, will you get married again?
Speaker 2: And you said it so fast it was like yep.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, like, like you believe in love? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta find the right person. But you know the
Speaker 2: first one I think she realizes it now like it
Speaker 2: had been over. It had been over for years, and
Speaker 2: we were just kind of staying in for the kids,
Speaker 2: staying in it for the It was. It's easy, you can,
Speaker 2: especially as a comedian, we can compartmentalize things because I
Speaker 2: could be on the road doing my thing, come home
Speaker 2: and you know, we're not being a husband and wife.
Speaker 2: We're just basically roommates. So but yeah, so I kind
Speaker 2: of knew it was. It was done years before everybody
Speaker 2: else knew. You know how who officiated your first wedding?
Speaker 2: Guy named Melvin Melvin in Mary Ups. Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: Melvin Man got you know, Melvin with the first one.
Speaker 2: The first wedding was that was we should have known
Speaker 2: the first wedding because the preacher walked out, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: your wife came late. Yeah, it's don't doing start on time,
Speaker 2: not knowing he double booked. He had another wedding that
Speaker 2: clearly was one him. I always wanted to ask you
Speaker 2: that did I don't know he got double paid. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he messed up because one of my
Speaker 2: groom's men father was a preacher and he was in
Speaker 2: that church community. So I think he called and called
Speaker 2: him on it. Okay, So I think we ended up
Speaker 2: not paying them them okay, so uh he walked out
Speaker 2: and then the bakery dropped our cake. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 2: went right out and the lady slipped and then we
Speaker 2: had like a five tair cake. So four tears just
Speaker 2: fell on the dance floor.
Speaker 5: So who those all real cakes that be stacked up.
Speaker 2: The first one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we don't know
Speaker 2: this is happening. We're waiting to get introduced. So and
Speaker 2: I had to wait out here behind this door, like
Speaker 2: what is going on? And they're they're a sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: I thought somebody was sick or something, and we don't realize.
Speaker 2: We walked out and I looked over. I think that
Speaker 2: cake was just the sheep next right, and then my
Speaker 2: stepdad sucker punched.
Speaker 7: My real dad because I heard that. They said there's
Speaker 7: somebody fighting. As soon as they said somebody was fight,
Speaker 7: you said, you immediately knew who they were?
Speaker 2: Who was I knew it wasn't down in my mind,
Speaker 2: I wasn't in the room. I literally grabbed my my
Speaker 2: brother and we was like, I said, you can get
Speaker 2: a drink. So the bar was in this other room,
Speaker 2: so me and heim releg is sitting at the bar
Speaker 2: bs and and I just here. There was a fight,
Speaker 2: and I went, fuck, I know it's my stepdad. So
Speaker 2: I walked out there and at that point it's breaking
Speaker 2: up and he's but that's when I saw another side
Speaker 2: of my wife too, my ex wife. I'm sorry he was.
Speaker 2: They were dragging him out the reception. Who'll say him
Speaker 2: who stepped there? Dragging him out? And then he goes
Speaker 2: and she kind of smacked him on the shoulder. She goes,
Speaker 2: why would you do that at the wedding? And he
Speaker 2: was like, no, can't you understand? She goes, no, you
Speaker 2: don't stand motherfucker. You ain't in Cincinnati. You in Oakland, now, bitch,
Speaker 2: who the fuck are you? That's when it was scared
Speaker 2: to get a divorce. She was in there and she's
Speaker 2: from Oakland. Skyline Yeah, okay, Well she go up in
Speaker 2: the Acorn. That's the ghetto, like she's in it. She
Speaker 2: was putting the black panthers. Wow, Dad, Like was Hughey
Speaker 2: Newton's guy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was Yeah, I went black black, dude,
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about that. We don't talk about that
Speaker 2: quick time.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's go, so drink or whatever you're gonna drink is fine.
Speaker 3: This is our drinking game. We're gonna give you two choices.
Speaker 2: Is Belvedere We heard you like Belvedere shot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you could do. You can mix it if
Speaker 1: you want to small. Make sure we give kill that
Speaker 1: we got yeah kill? What's it is called grand Cormino?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 4: You go on him?
Speaker 11: You want his tequila and drink so on him too.
Speaker 11: I think I think tequila is easier because you're a
Speaker 11: healthy guy. I could tell you what if we're drinking
Speaker 11: on you? Okay, The game is that we can give
Speaker 11: you two choices. You pick one of the choices. We
Speaker 11: nobody drinks, got that.
Speaker 2: Pick one of the choices. One of the choices.
Speaker 3: If you say both or neither, like you really don't
Speaker 3: want to answer, you don't want to give it a pick,
Speaker 3: then we all drink here.
Speaker 2: So if I say both or neither, we all got
Speaker 2: to drink. If I actually pick, so is it? Hold on?
Speaker 2: It's just like just know that when you're in prison,
Speaker 2: you want to I don't want to sound like what
Speaker 2: you're doing.
Speaker 6: Looks like we're getting drunk here, you got truthfully, we're
Speaker 6: bringing up names and places.
Speaker 2: We want you to bring up stories.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is man, you got your shot. You at keep
Speaker 2: it quiet about that. Seriously he've been thinking about because
Speaker 2: you've been thinking.
Speaker 1: Like a long time get away with stuff like that
Speaker 1: prison in prison. You could still be gay in prison
Speaker 1: and be white and nobody want to say ship.
Speaker 2: But if you are glad, how would you know that?
Speaker 5: Like, how would you know that?
Speaker 3: Let's get Jack a shot too.
Speaker 2: I'm wrong worried about this game. So if I pick one,
Speaker 2: we're not drinking. Yeah, if you pick one of the
Speaker 2: of the two choices, okay, and then.
Speaker 3: You can and it's whatever. We just want some joggedy stories.
Speaker 2: Worried about this. The first one is.
Speaker 3: Tworking her hand jobs in prison.
Speaker 4: It's just.
Speaker 2: From I only see what you're girl, seating on you.
Speaker 2: Come on, let's figure just girls. Not answer girl, I'm
Speaker 2: just out.
Speaker 3: Richard pryor Eddie Murphy and it's whatever criteria that you have.
Speaker 3: I was like immunity either when you go Eddie Murphy, okay,
Speaker 3: uh and you can say what.
Speaker 2: If you want let me That was Richie Proger, Like
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: We was playing around about the jokes about the jail
Speaker 7: and ship. But did you ever realize.
Speaker 4: You're not?
Speaker 2: You ever realized Richard Prior admitted the suck of the deck.
Speaker 2: That's why I make that. And nobody don't like he's
Speaker 2: Richard Riyan is so cool. Everybody trying to kind of
Speaker 2: ignore that ship.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, you ain't never know who's skinned, bro,
Speaker 6: it's skinned, all right?
Speaker 2: All right, you bro? Next Andy Murphy because he's more
Speaker 2: in my era, and and people don't realize he really
Speaker 2: he's only got two specials, right, but those special and
Speaker 2: people don't realize like he was in his early twenties
Speaker 2: when he did that, Like most guys in the early
Speaker 2: twenties are garbage or their content is just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's simple and one of it. I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's Eddie Murphy. I don't know if he's a raw
Speaker 2: or delirious. But the closing joke was about the mom
Speaker 2: making a hamburger and the skillet with the peppers in it.
Speaker 2: That was just closure on your closer. Is something raw
Speaker 2: sexually related? Something like that?
Speaker 5: I go.
Speaker 2: His last joke was about cooking a hamburger your mom unbelievable, unbelievble,
Speaker 2: I would say, Eddie Murphy, and you could ever look
Speaker 2: at ice cream the same. I got my ice cream
Speaker 2: every time I see ice cream. Show about that, I
Speaker 2: think I had. I had a guy in Pittsburgh over
Speaker 2: enough for me, and I'm not listening to his act really,
Speaker 2: but I put my head out one night and I'm
Speaker 2: listening to him. He was doing that joke and I go, oh, no,
Speaker 2: you're doing it. I understand if you're taking somebody else's joke.
Speaker 2: You took that tree joke. Yeah, It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then but he didn't know an agreement. I said, bro,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? I said, you know it's Eddie
Speaker 2: Murphys joke? Right?
Speaker 12: He no, no, no.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, stop, you know. So I had
Speaker 2: to get I had to get rid of him. I
Speaker 2: told the club he can't work with me. Did someone
Speaker 2: still your joke?
Speaker 7: When because you don't say the in worse, you have
Speaker 7: some more under percent, you have somebody to come on
Speaker 7: the stage and say the in work for you.
Speaker 2: Who was it was? It was a sketch on on
Speaker 2: Showtime called Chalking Sundays on show Time, right, But who
Speaker 2: was the guy that you had to say the N word?
Speaker 2: It was a guy named Michael White. Okay, the joke
Speaker 2: originated with me in d Ray. That's when I was looking.
Speaker 2: So what happened was I had this had this closer
Speaker 2: where I was like, white people can't say the M ware.
Speaker 2: But I figured it out. Just hang out with the
Speaker 2: black guy and he'll say it for you. And I've
Speaker 2: seen different iterations of it on social media right right,
Speaker 2: But I was I'd bring a guy on stage and
Speaker 2: then I'd say, I go, you know, fuck you, and
Speaker 2: he would say the N word right and we'd build
Speaker 2: a crescendo. How it started was I was at the
Speaker 2: Improv on Monday and on Monday that was the Urban
Speaker 2: Night Right and Deray was hosting, and I got a heckler.
Speaker 2: Me and him were going back and forth. He was
Speaker 2: having a good time, and then I go, Man, if
Speaker 2: I was black, I'd call you the N word right now,
Speaker 2: but I'm not allowed. No crowds like no, you could
Speaker 2: say no, I can't, and uh, dire goes, I'll say
Speaker 2: it for you. So then d Ray came on stage
Speaker 2: and we got the video. It's grainy as shit and
Speaker 2: it's from like two thousand and eight or something like that,
Speaker 2: and uh, he came up and he said it, and
Speaker 2: then we did a tour in twenty eleven together, so
Speaker 2: we were doing that joke all over the country.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So then like twenty twelve or thirteen, this show on
Speaker 2: Show Tame came out and I'm watching it and I'm going,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, they made it a sketch, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: So I called one of the producers of the show
Speaker 2: and I said, hey, nothing we can do. I ain't
Speaker 2: about to sue or nothing like that. I go, but
Speaker 2: who said they wrote that joke? I'm just curious. I said,
Speaker 2: So I'm not attacking somebody else. And they was like,
Speaker 2: they couldn't tell me. We have a think tank and
Speaker 2: guys come in and I go, all right, you're telling
Speaker 2: me right now, somebody took it because you can't tell
Speaker 2: me who wrote the joke. You have writers for a
Speaker 2: sketch show. It wasn't a stand up show. So I've
Speaker 2: never been one who accused people of stealing something because
Speaker 2: our minds work alike. That was so blatant, the timing
Speaker 2: of it. It was like a year after I did it,
Speaker 2: I go, it's on my special. Yeah you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. So, yeah, they definitely took it. Was that
Speaker 2: the first time someone STOLEIO material. No, I'm sure that
Speaker 2: it's happened, you know what I mean. But you know,
Speaker 2: I don't really, like I said, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: just out and out say you stole it week. I mean,
Speaker 2: our minds think like I mean, deal. Hughgley had the
Speaker 2: exact same joke one time, and we was down in
Speaker 2: Miami at the James All Night Center and I saw him.
Speaker 2: I saw him at dinner after the show and I said, hey, da,
Speaker 2: you know, did you see the crowd go blank? One time?
Speaker 2: They went Dad? He goes yeah, I go, yeah, we
Speaker 2: got the exact same joke, and he didn't watch me,
Speaker 2: and it was it was it was right when Lebron
Speaker 2: left Cleveland to go to Miami. It was like yeah,
Speaker 2: And I said, I don't know why people were shocked.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've been to Cleveland, I've been to Miami.
Speaker 2: I go. It's not a hard decision. It's like asking
Speaker 2: somebody who you want to fuck, Beyonce or Precious, easy choice, right.
Speaker 2: The fact that we both picked Beyonce and Precious and
Speaker 2: both because we were in Miami. That's what we told
Speaker 2: the joke and Lebron just got there so I was like,
Speaker 2: I said, what the chance that we picked and precious
Speaker 2: just came out? You got to realize our minds were
Speaker 2: working alike in that that sequence. So he knew that.
Speaker 2: He knew I didn't steal it, and I went up
Speaker 2: to him. I was like, damn, we got the exact
Speaker 2: same joke, bro.
Speaker 7: So besides the quick time beside, has anybody ever accused
Speaker 7: you of that?
Speaker 2: Uh? One time earlier in my career, somebody did and
Speaker 2: it was it was so ridiculous, and they they basically
Speaker 2: said they didn't accuse me. Their homeboy said I stole
Speaker 2: a joke. And basically it was I brought somebody on
Speaker 2: stage and he brings some do on stage in his act.
Speaker 3: That's the gist of it. Bringing someone on stage was
Speaker 3: the active city. And they said, Gary's doing what you do.
Speaker 2: And he pulled me aside outside of the one of
Speaker 2: the comedy clubs and I this is early. This is
Speaker 2: like ninety seven, ninety eight something like that, And I
Speaker 2: was like what, And it was that you took his shit? Man,
Speaker 2: I go, what are you talking about? And his act
Speaker 2: is completely different than mine if you saw her, and
Speaker 2: then when he goes, he goes it didn't sound right
Speaker 2: to me Gary the comedian, because he ain't like that.
Speaker 2: I said, what are you talking right now? Is his
Speaker 2: boy's like, you brought someone else stage? I say, you know,
Speaker 2: he brings somebody on stage. I go, are you serious
Speaker 2: right now? I'm not allowed to bring my own stage
Speaker 2: because he brings someone on stage every night. And one
Speaker 2: night I don't know what the joke was or what
Speaker 2: I was doing with this person, but they came on stage.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. But that's been the
Speaker 2: only time somebody said that to me. I remember one
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 7: First times I found out that Joe Rogan was a comedian,
Speaker 7: was I believe he stepped to Calo min Yeah, and
Speaker 7: ruin Carson his career.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So was that over a stolen joke? Was
Speaker 2: that over his stolen for years of stealing? Can you
Speaker 2: explain to me, like like like, so, so, what happens you?
Speaker 2: So Carlosmancy had a bad rep of stealing people's material,
Speaker 2: and it was like lat in it.
Speaker 7: He wasn't even like like like trying to hide it, right.
Speaker 7: It was like literally he'd have an opener and then
Speaker 7: he'd take the next week he'd be doing some of
Speaker 7: his opener's jokes, or he'd be at the comedy store
Speaker 7: and he takes some ship, right and everybody knew it,
Speaker 7: but everybody was scared to say anything because.
Speaker 2: He was like like right Latino at that time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he was like selling the most tickets at that
Speaker 2: like George Lopez did. Yeah, he was like and nobody
Speaker 2: wanted to cross them, and Joe just was like got
Speaker 2: sick of it. Well he's a usc fighter, so yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but Joe was like he called him out and then
Speaker 2: I never in my life seeing somebody's career careers go like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. That was wild, all right, because and you
Speaker 2: can do a roker. But Carlos never really recovered from
Speaker 2: that whatever, because he really was still in the material.
Speaker 2: He really like, well he was accused of what was
Speaker 2: actually true, really was And he's done interviews and he's
Speaker 2: never just said I don't steal. He's always like beat
Speaker 2: around the bush. You're like, well, no comedy subjective and
Speaker 2: you might say the same word or an inflection. I go, dude,
Speaker 2: did you steal or not? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That's like Kelly No, he's answering, like the guys on
Speaker 2: the first forty eight you know what do you know?
Speaker 2: Charles Charles, no, no, no, remember. Kelly d was like,
Speaker 2: so how young are you talking about? How He's like,
Speaker 2: do you get the teenage girls? So when you say teenager,
Speaker 2: what do you mean a teen?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But go ahead, yeah yeah, go thank you. It
Speaker 2: was misunderstood because he was talking about.
Speaker 5: Nineteen year olds and he get out on the first
Speaker 5: to next year too.
Speaker 2: Man free Kelly Okay, all right?
Speaker 3: Martin Lawrence and Chris Rock Who Martin Lawrence and Chris
Speaker 3: Rock Martin Lawrence Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't think his when he hosted Deaf Jam. I
Speaker 2: don't think he's ever been a better host of the
Speaker 2: show those Deaf Jam days. I agree with you. It
Speaker 2: literally like I was in high school when Dead Jem
Speaker 2: came out, and I know I wanted to be a comedian,
Speaker 2: but I've never been on stage. But when I saw
Speaker 2: that type of reaction, I was like, I want that shit.
Speaker 2: I don't want any of the improv. And it also,
Speaker 2: Deaf Jam gave me an insight into black culture I
Speaker 2: didn't have, and how the media can portray people in
Speaker 2: a way that it's not really them. Because you remember
Speaker 2: at the time, Derek Coleman was with Syracuse and then
Speaker 2: in the NBA he was with the Pistons, and I
Speaker 2: think it was the Pistons at that time.
Speaker 7: Derek Coleman used to play for the Nets as well
Speaker 7: with Kenny Anderson Cason.
Speaker 2: Yes, but the media had him as this mean guy,
Speaker 2: never smiled, never laughed, don't cross them. They like he's
Speaker 2: an asshole, right, And then I saw Martin talking about
Speaker 2: him on Deft Him and I was like, Oh, he's
Speaker 2: gonna go up there and beat the ship out of Martin.
Speaker 2: And then when I saw him laughing hitting the guys
Speaker 2: next to him, I was like, wait a minute. I've
Speaker 2: never seen him portray like that on ESPN like blul maya.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I got I gotta realize. I gotta start
Speaker 2: looking people who they are and not listening to what
Speaker 2: the media is saying.
Speaker 3: Right, all right, Chappelle or sein Fell Chappelle, that's easy,
Speaker 3: Shane Gillis or Andrew Schultz?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow, why don't want to crime? Yeah, we're gonna have
Speaker 2: to drink on that one. Guys got that one.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you, I'll tell you why we why we
Speaker 7: talking about Andrew Schultz one of the funniest uh shits
Speaker 7: I've ever seen on on on the internet is when
Speaker 7: Andrew give give him shots. Yeah where Andrew asks you?
Speaker 7: He said, he said, how how long you been married?
Speaker 7: And then you, oh, sixty years? But how long you've
Speaker 7: been loyal?
Speaker 2: And you just choked.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was it was like, did not want
Speaker 2: to lie. My body told me. That was on the
Speaker 2: Charlemagne and Andrews.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This was before they were in their new studio and stuff.
Speaker 2: It was like the blew Or were used to sold
Speaker 2: out the Masters Square Garden. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is beforehand.
Speaker 2: I just remember they were talking and they weren't even
Speaker 2: talking to me at this point. I don't even know
Speaker 2: if I had been introduced as the guest. This is them,
Speaker 2: you guys talking for right. He goes, I'm getting back
Speaker 2: to cheating this year, Charlamagne, that's my goal. And trumans
Speaker 2: like Nahn Gallant even married sixteen years and I'm literally
Speaker 2: taking a sip of my latte and he wasn't even
Speaker 2: in faith. I was like, I didn't mean, I just
Speaker 2: meant the answer, And it was funny when that came out.
Speaker 2: I was like, I hope my wife don't see this ship.
Speaker 2: She never saw it. But then when that god damn
Speaker 2: divorce happened, that clip went nuts again, right, it went everywhere.
Speaker 2: But then my ex saw it. She finally saw it.
Speaker 2: She goes, when did this ship happened? Like two, I'm sixteen?
Speaker 2: And then I remember we ended up settling out of court,
Speaker 2: but we were on mediation and it came up in mediation.
Speaker 2: Get the funk out of it. Even though Ohio's and
Speaker 2: no faults state, you can fucking around the planet doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: But she was like, I saw the girl. I saw
Speaker 2: the interview. I saw that. I was like, I was like, day,
Speaker 2: how you're going to bring that up? I got the
Speaker 2: mediation ship. But you know how many other people use
Speaker 2: that clip for other things, like like they'll be like, uh, well,
Speaker 2: I thought you was at Tommy's house or something, and
Speaker 2: you know a gift like yeah, get quite a lot.
Speaker 2: They keep doing it. They're doing you. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't don't know that. You guys know Max Crosby
Speaker 2: for the Raiders, Okay, the defensive ENDX Crosby. He's the
Speaker 2: white guy that's like hip with the Brothers, right, He's
Speaker 2: one of the best defense in NFL. I started following
Speaker 2: him on Instagram and like, within thirty seconds, he's leaving
Speaker 2: me a voice DM. He goes, bro, thanks for the
Speaker 2: follow you a legend in this game.
Speaker 3: He goes man the funniest ship, and he was doing
Speaker 3: the voice ship, he showed.
Speaker 2: Something that's the funniest That's what got you life. Now
Speaker 2: you know what it is. It was like, even if
Speaker 2: you wanted to lie, it was like it was not
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey. That was good Will Ferrell.
Speaker 7: You know why I'm with you on that because I
Speaker 7: like Jim Carrey, right, but I'm not sure how much
Speaker 7: I like woke Jim Carrey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little too woke lately. Well also Will like
Speaker 2: botox and all that is fucking with him. Well, Will
Speaker 2: also carry I'm talking about. It's the you know, the outtakes.
Speaker 2: Like now we don't have DVDs anymore, but man, when
Speaker 2: you you I remember when I bought the Talladega Knights movie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and the outtakes was firing that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh he's now. Now when I'm watching his movies,
Speaker 2: I'm like, he's making that up. He making that up?
Speaker 2: WI commercial? Huh he WI commercial no, I'm thinking he's
Speaker 2: making that wasn't in the scroll, was making that ship up,
Speaker 2: you know so. And then also thinking of if you
Speaker 2: ask you right now, if my agent calls like, hey
Speaker 2: we got a movie with Will Ferrell, we got to
Speaker 2: move with Jim Carrey bick one. I picked Will fall
Speaker 2: right now. This is no district Jim Carrey, but picked
Speaker 2: Will because I'd like to go head up with him
Speaker 2: on some ad libs and stuff like that on the set.
Speaker 7: How about Larry David. You haven't met Larry. Haven't met
Speaker 7: Larry David? Okay, Wow, I have met him. That's like
Speaker 7: one of my favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to work with him. I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to meet him.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't like you haven't met somebody that and you
Speaker 7: was totally disappointed by him.
Speaker 2: A couple of times. And a lot in our business
Speaker 2: is athletes that I mean, I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: like that. I was really this morning. A couple of them,
Speaker 2: all right, I got to.
Speaker 3: Say that we don't write these the guy Republican one
Speaker 3: of them can't speak English. That well, that's right. He
Speaker 3: wrote Kevin Williams or Kevin Hart, And I'm like, Kevin
Speaker 3: william Kat, I'm like Kevin Williams, So Kat Williams or
Speaker 3: Kevin Hart.
Speaker 2: We're drinking, we're drinking. Did you see did you see
Speaker 2: Kevin's drink? Drink drink, come on drinking Kems movie. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, let me tell you something. Cheers, Thank you keV.
Speaker 2: That movie to me, I don't know if keV wrote
Speaker 2: it or had anything to do with it, but listen
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 7: He hit how old like older people don't think that
Speaker 7: we we're older and think that we can hang out
Speaker 7: with these young people.
Speaker 2: And I promise you I watched that shaid three times.
Speaker 2: I want that.
Speaker 3: It's really really good. It's really really.
Speaker 2: Dope, and it's a thing like a man crew too
Speaker 2: well produced story direct I didn't know that story directly.
Speaker 3: That's the seventy two hours.
Speaker 2: To Marcelo from Miami, that sh it is so and
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 7: I like the fact that you know me living in
Speaker 7: Miami for the last seventeen years, me born and raised
Speaker 7: from New York. I hate when they like they do
Speaker 7: a movie like about New York and they filming in Canada,
Speaker 7: or they do a movie they came they filmed that
Speaker 7: in Miami.
Speaker 2: I can fail woden Wood. I can smell when wood
Speaker 2: when it was dropping through. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: The next one.
Speaker 3: I gotta read these carefully because these motherfuckers be sucking
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They put Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, he puts.
Speaker 3: He put Jamie Bear, Mike Epps. No, it's Jamie fox Man, wrong, Animalie.
Speaker 2: That's easy. Jamie fox I think he's the most talented
Speaker 2: on earth, right. He can do everything. He can sing,
Speaker 2: he can act, he's funny impersonations, and when you're in
Speaker 2: the room with him, he's another one. When I was
Speaker 2: talking about Chappelle and Kevin, he's got it. He makes
Speaker 2: you feel like you're the only one in the room. Man,
Speaker 2: and which in your first movie. Put me on my
Speaker 2: first movie, which was Dope. How he did it because
Speaker 2: I'm out here in La just trying to make it.
Speaker 2: You know, stand up, I got no TV credits. I'm
Speaker 2: just out there. He saw me on stage at the
Speaker 2: comedy store one night, and then afterwards he was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I got this. I was here through the grapevine. He
Speaker 2: was getting ready to this movie, right, and then Jae
Speaker 2: was like he kept having his boys come pick me
Speaker 2: up and hang out with him, so that whole summer
Speaker 2: ninety eight was like, it's one of the best summers
Speaker 2: of my life because the best of them was my life. Yes,
Speaker 2: yeah's continue hanging with Fox the whole summer. And then
Speaker 2: I get the hosting job on BT and then Jane
Speaker 2: white Man and the hostel BT. Right, yeah, no, we
Speaker 2: can go more. I'm the only white on air personality
Speaker 2: ever in that network. Got the show.
Speaker 3: Yellity Show, Yes.
Speaker 2: And then you know, and then uh so Jamie, we
Speaker 2: got the fun Up and the God Yo Kareem whoever
Speaker 2: the fuck is on Bluetooth? Oh okay, go ahead, Yeah
Speaker 2: that was the white guys like this, We've only taken
Speaker 2: two shots, should be yeah, all right, next that's summer ate.
Speaker 2: Like so he he gets me audition for the movie.
Speaker 2: It was kind of like, come to find out was
Speaker 2: mine to lose? I had to fuck it up, but
Speaker 2: I was so overly prepared for this audition. And then
Speaker 2: uh he he finally told me we got to Canada.
Speaker 2: It goes back to what you say in the movie
Speaker 2: is supposed to play in Arizona. We filmed it in Canada.
Speaker 2: They built a desert out there.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 3: And then he built a desert.
Speaker 2: He built like a little desert.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the on one spot. So he, uh, Jamie goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: he goes, dude, I just had to. I had to
Speaker 2: hang out with you to make sure he was cool
Speaker 2: because I knew if you was in this movie with me, uh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna be together for two months, and we'd have
Speaker 2: been on nowhere. So I was hanging with them, right,
Speaker 2: And here's a wild story about that movie. Nobody knows
Speaker 2: we were. We were out one night. We were working
Speaker 2: six days a week, Monday through Saturday. Only off day
Speaker 2: was Sunday. There was one club we was in Saskatchewan, Canada, Regina.
Speaker 2: It's called right Regina.
Speaker 4: G I n A.
Speaker 2: And when I got there, I thought it was Regina
Speaker 2: and they will correct you quick, they will. It's Regina. Right.
Speaker 2: One club is called city Lights. All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: one of the guys on the Saskatchewan rough Riders, the
Speaker 2: CFL team, they accused Jamie of sleeping with his girl
Speaker 2: or his wife. Rightie, Yo, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie's that dude
Speaker 2: when it comes to women. Right Jamie was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't fuck people's wives though I don't
Speaker 2: roll like that. Right. So the dude, we're at this nightclub.
Speaker 2: And the dude right like kind of pressed Jamie.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: He was like, yo, I hope you finish your movie.
Speaker 2: And then I was like he was a big dude,
Speaker 2: like some linebackers held up. This is held up okay,
Speaker 2: and then uh, I just remember it got a little tense, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I saw the boom operator got a hold of the
Speaker 2: mic like this. He was an old white dude. He
Speaker 2: had a shout of whiskey because the whole crew and
Speaker 2: cast was hanging out. There's only one bar right like this,
Speaker 2: he put his whiskey glass over here, poured it out
Speaker 2: like this. Right, the whiskey came out and he cuffed
Speaker 2: it and he had it right hair in his hand
Speaker 2: and he pivoted like this. He was waiting for that
Speaker 2: football player to make a move on Jamie and he
Speaker 2: was about to come over the top like bamn. I
Speaker 2: was like, yo, Jamie, did you see the fucking boom operator?
Speaker 2: Get the guy? And Jamie was walking back to the
Speaker 2: hotels and Jamie, that's what Jamie was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: I don't even know that dude. What girl he's talking about?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: But I was just like, no, funk all that. Did
Speaker 2: you see the boom operator That motherfucker pivoted and he's
Speaker 2: been in some fights before.
Speaker 7: I'm want to ask you so for the men out
Speaker 7: of the question, the boom operato complexion was he.
Speaker 2: Was white, so white white, Yo, he was ready, he
Speaker 2: had I said, dude, that dude head, you're back, Like
Speaker 2: I'm watching the whole thing because I'm on, I'm on,
Speaker 2: I'm like twenty four we shot this movie. So I'm
Speaker 2: over here talking to all these girls and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Jamie's the best wingman ever. Like Jamie will send us
Speaker 2: to Yo, this is my boy Gary. He's the next
Speaker 2: thing to blow up. Blah blah blah. Girls Like really,
Speaker 2: you're the next day. That's what Jamie said.
Speaker 3: Lay it out here, you go kill the uh, Chris Tucker,
Speaker 3: Eddie Griffin.
Speaker 2: This is stand up right, whatever in your mind, whatever
Speaker 2: in your you want, I honestly, I gotta go. Chris Tucker, Friday,
Speaker 2: Trump's just about everything, just about everything, all right.
Speaker 3: Steve Martin or Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Marcello Hernandez or
Speaker 3: Fernando as that I.
Speaker 2: Saw, I don't know of those guys.
Speaker 3: Take a shot Marcelo is the one that's in the
Speaker 3: movie with Okay, marcella guy. Yeah, the other guy, I'm
Speaker 3: not too familiar with him. Okay, so we'll go Marcelo. Okay, one.
Speaker 3: They might have just made the other guy up.
Speaker 2: And I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: Fernando, you know Fernando, you know this person? Well, Fernando, Man,
Speaker 3: sure we go. Sorry, man, I don't know what respect
Speaker 3: either man with him in Living Color Matt TV and
Speaker 3: Living Color. That's he who wrote that?
Speaker 2: Is that one of the minnicils of Columbia was that
Speaker 2: was even close? He goes, I dropped that. Indeed, that
Speaker 2: would even close?
Speaker 3: Easy, That was the easiest one of the day. Right
Speaker 3: along and get.
Speaker 2: Hard, right along. I'm in that one.
Speaker 3: Let's come out, Bernie mac or Robin Harris. Bernie Mack
Speaker 3: says to the entertainer dial Hughley.
Speaker 2: What to go with foking comedy? I know, oh man,
Speaker 2: we got drinking in. Okay, let's do it. We gotta
Speaker 2: drinking in. Let's do this. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Can you
Speaker 2: see me? Man? Oh yeah, I see you, babe, Yes, yeah, good?
Speaker 2: All right. But when I said Bernie, go ahead, as
Speaker 2: the first guy I saw live at a theater. Guy
Speaker 2: Tori took me. It was probably late nineties. Guide Toy
Speaker 2: took me to the Universal Amphitheater. It's a different now,
Speaker 2: but he took me to see Bernie. And I've told
Speaker 2: this story numerous times on other podcasts and stuff. But
Speaker 2: we went backstage after the show, and so we're sitting
Speaker 2: there and I'm in the corner and you're just seeing
Speaker 2: Comedy Royalty walk through, like Chris Rock and all these
Speaker 2: people are coming through because it was before Kings of Comedy.
Speaker 2: But Bernie was the guy, right, So I'm watching, But
Speaker 2: there's a couple of comics in the hospitality slash backstage
Speaker 2: that's being kind of loud, like it was getting out
Speaker 2: of hand, honestly, and I saw Bernie getting kind of
Speaker 2: fed up with it. Right, they're trying to be funny
Speaker 2: stuff like that, Bernie form Chicago, correct, Yeah, Chicago. But
Speaker 2: also there's a time nobody wants to be somebody that's
Speaker 2: just loud and thenoxious all the time. You don't want
Speaker 2: to be the guy you're on stage. You don't want
Speaker 2: if you don't want that guy to be off stage, right,
Speaker 2: So Bird was getting kind of fed up, and I
Speaker 2: could tell, and I'm just I'm a fly on the wall.
Speaker 2: I'm in the corner and there was this bull of
Speaker 2: eminem's and I'm just eating these eminems, just watching everybody
Speaker 2: walk through, right, And then I saw Bernie getting his
Speaker 2: security's ear and was like, and he was basically like
Speaker 2: trying to get people out of there that was being obnoxious, right, respectful,
Speaker 2: but being discreet about it. So the security guard just
Speaker 2: start thinning the herd. You get out of here, you
Speaker 2: get out of here, you get out of here, right,
Speaker 2: And now it's everybody's chill. And all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I saw Bernie look at me and straight eye contact,
Speaker 2: and I got these m and ms in my hand.
Speaker 2: I go all fuck or these his eminem's. So I'm
Speaker 2: like this, I'm putting them back into the ball, like
Speaker 2: I don't even eat your ship. But he just looked
Speaker 2: at me and they just kept it moving, like, but
Speaker 2: I could tell when he scanned the room, he goes,
Speaker 2: I don't know him, but he's not being obnoxious, so
Speaker 2: maybe he is somebody or I don't know who he is.
Speaker 2: And guy had introduced me to him yet, right, So
Speaker 2: I just put the bowl. I put them in his
Speaker 2: back of the boat. But it also was like it
Speaker 2: hit me that damn still God, I went there. Back
Speaker 2: stations hit me. I was like, oh, fall back when
Speaker 2: it's your time, it's your time. You don't have to
Speaker 2: like announce. And it's such a weird thing when people say, hey,
Speaker 2: this is my friend Gary, he's a comedian. If you
Speaker 2: don't know me, I don't know how to I don't
Speaker 2: know how to take you to yourself. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: remember that. Hey, how's it going? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So I was like a guy introduced me. Bertie was cool.
Speaker 2: But that's why I was like, I'm s so gud.
Speaker 2: I was there that night to see it happened, because
Speaker 2: I know how to helped me how to work a
Speaker 2: room in LA when I'm there, patrisse Onia or Charlie
Speaker 2: Murphy stand up Patrise, Patrise yeaes stand up Patrise, But
Speaker 2: damn comedy Charlie, Charlie, Charlie stories off stage. There's nobody
Speaker 2: better than Charlie Murphy telling stories like this this setting.
Speaker 2: There's nobody better Charlie Murphy. I hired Charlie Murphy to
Speaker 2: do a video for me. I don't know. He did
Speaker 2: a video for me, But I really hied him to speak.
Speaker 2: I just want to.
Speaker 7: Like and I swould have got like I must have
Speaker 7: asked him every fucking thing about like you know, because
Speaker 7: this is Whinster Per show was like lit, so I
Speaker 7: must have asked him. But like like I said, I
Speaker 7: hired him to uh do five fingers to the face smack,
Speaker 7: and but then it was just like once they'll cut.
Speaker 7: I was just like I just soaked up all like yo.
Speaker 7: It was was was Prince really like that. Christy really
Speaker 7: played ball. I was like, come on, Charlie man, because
Speaker 7: Charlie would tell stories.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like Charlie was my spirit animal for
Speaker 2: like two cities. I went to he checks somebody that
Speaker 2: I wanted to check, right, So we were I was
Speaker 2: in Birmingham, Alabama. So We're gonna go Patrise on this.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell the Charlie murphysto. Okay, come just
Speaker 2: helf stand up. But they told me before I got there,
Speaker 2: they said, Yo, this radio host, he's a shock jock.
Speaker 2: He likes to like attack your worst ship or whatever.
Speaker 2: He's that's his thing to act like you ain't shit right.
Speaker 2: So I knew that going in, so I go in
Speaker 2: and the guy immediately goes, so, Gary, where do people
Speaker 2: know you from? And this is before I think, like
Speaker 2: a man, this is like twenty ten or nine, and
Speaker 2: I said, well, I've been in Daddy Daycare. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: like anybody saw that. And I was like, man, I
Speaker 2: was like the biggest movie I've ended at that point,
Speaker 2: like a hundred million like this, but not daddy Daycare. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw that. I was like, So anyways, I end
Speaker 2: up getting to the Navy right, and we're on our
Speaker 2: way home and then the guy that worked at the
Speaker 2: comedy club he starts opening up. He goes, all right,
Speaker 2: let me tell you something. Charlie Murphy came last month
Speaker 2: and that same DJ tried to bring up Eddie Murphy
Speaker 2: and Charlie goes, Yo, my brother's name comes out your
Speaker 2: mouth one more time, I'm gonna I get teed down
Speaker 2: your throat. And you know, Charlie had all them teeth right,
Speaker 2: He goes, when you're saying, DJ to mother God that's
Speaker 2: doing the musical. So he was like he tried to
Speaker 2: say something about Eddie and then Charlie checked him. He goes,
Speaker 2: if you bring if my brother's name comes out your
Speaker 2: mouth one more time. I'm mean, I cant see down
Speaker 2: your throat and he just smiled and goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: and Charlie goes one more time, tea down your throat.
Speaker 2: He said, the guy you never said Eddie Murphy the
Speaker 2: whole interview. And then Charlie just sitting there like he said, dude,
Speaker 2: he smiled the whole interview. He goes, but you just
Speaker 2: felt like he was waiting for him to say, Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2: He goes one more time, teat down your throat and
Speaker 2: then so that I was like, oh, and then we
Speaker 2: were I was in Pittsburgh and the GM that we
Speaker 2: can was just being a dick to me all weekend.
Speaker 2: I can't explain it. I don't know why. He was
Speaker 2: just being a dick. And I left there going, yeah,
Speaker 2: that guy's a fucking asshole. At the Pittsburgh Improv at
Speaker 2: the time, and they said again, when you start telling
Speaker 2: people your story, then people tell you other stories. They said, yo,
Speaker 2: Charlie Murphy checked him so hard. I said, what do
Speaker 2: you mean. They go Charlie Murth who was in the
Speaker 2: green room. He was smoking weed in the green room,
Speaker 2: and the manager at the time was like, yo, this
Speaker 2: is no smoking. Can't smoke it here, And Charlie Murphy
Speaker 2: looked down and goes, huh. He goes, you can't smoke
Speaker 2: it here, and they said Charlie opened the green room
Speaker 2: door where you see the improv and it sold out.
Speaker 2: He goes, I you got two choices. I can stop smoking.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave there's no show, or you can shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up get in my green room, or we're
Speaker 2: gonna have a great show tonight. And the guy goes,
Speaker 2: He goes, I'll go shut the fuck up. You know,
Speaker 2: it's probably just said everything I wanted to say to
Speaker 2: these people. You know what I mean. Piece, We're almost
Speaker 2: done with this. We've onn have three shots, right Drew
Speaker 2: Ski or Dozzy Banks? And I hate I would say
Speaker 2: a drink, but I think Drew skis the goat right now. Sketchy,
Speaker 2: I seen you the other day at the rooftop. I
Speaker 2: was on the phone and he was on the phone.
Speaker 7: I didn't get a chance, but Drew Ski, you are
Speaker 7: the Instagram sketch comedy young gentermen on Instagram did on
Speaker 7: BT Awards was phenomenal. He actually watched the sketch skets
Speaker 7: more than I actually watched.
Speaker 2: The awards, the sketches I was looking forard to Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's that guy right now, because you even when you
Speaker 2: see him come across your feed, you know he's about
Speaker 2: to deliver something super committed, Like it's not just he's
Speaker 2: pushing the envelope and he's he's really like like he's like,
Speaker 2: that's really how a lot of people look at you.
Speaker 2: But we looked at black preachers like that. We really
Speaker 2: looked at Charlie Kirk's wife like that. And the cool
Speaker 2: white boy, the cool white boy.
Speaker 4: Like that.
Speaker 2: He remember the white guy that he played, That white
Speaker 2: guy had rhythm like.
Speaker 7: There's always like like, as as a person that's accepted
Speaker 7: in the black community that's white, did you see that cat?
Speaker 7: Just be honest with us, be honest with us, did
Speaker 7: you see Because there were certain people I believe Jake Paul.
Speaker 2: I believe Jake Paull was like, man, if he could
Speaker 2: do white face, because I could do black face. We're like,
Speaker 2: Jay Paul, listen back, like black face is a little different,
Speaker 2: a lot different. This is a lot different.
Speaker 1: This is ship.
Speaker 2: But as a as a as a as a white
Speaker 2: person who was accepted in the black community, did you
Speaker 2: see that sketch and did what did you think when
Speaker 2: you saw that sketch? Talk about that brilliant? Brilliant. You
Speaker 2: gotta here's the thing. You can't just throw on a
Speaker 2: white face. I like, I remember take white People, but
Speaker 2: it was so fucking accurate, very big, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. It's still there, Jacob Jacobaul just can't say
Speaker 2: when we do black face and do something funny, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're not comedian because you can. You can get away
Speaker 2: with a lot of ship if it's funny. She was funny,
Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr. And Tropic Thunder was funny. Funny, bro
Speaker 2: That's how I got away with it was funny one
Speaker 2: point Robert on Tropic I forgot that was Robert. I'm
Speaker 2: thought it was some seconds. I ain't look like you
Speaker 2: right now. Growing up listen, growing up in Ohio in
Speaker 2: a trailer park where you know it was you know,
Speaker 2: broken home. You know it was a NASCAR watching drinking
Speaker 2: The NASCAR one hit home me so hard because I
Speaker 2: get his inflections. Okay, the way he talked about his hand,
Speaker 2: get over here, take him over here, and I was
Speaker 2: like this, I was like that exactly how they talked
Speaker 2: when I growing up. It was so accurate. I was like,
Speaker 2: I mean, just yeah, and this is no districted Daisy Banks.
Speaker 2: But she's the guy like when he comes across the feed,
Speaker 2: like there's a new skets because he doesn't do it
Speaker 2: a lot. It's like one every two months, you know,
Speaker 2: a lot. And then there could have been records, could
Speaker 2: have been record records.
Speaker 1: Is it really not?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really they're gonna get discovered. Drink Drink Drink Champson
Speaker 2: inspired one of his kids.
Speaker 1: Well remember the last episode with t K, right when
Speaker 1: we were talking about Joe Jackson having his own bio pic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think that inspired who told me?
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 2: When we said that having t K was like, man,
Speaker 2: that's a stupid ass. I did, Drew he did the
Speaker 2: skid off with Drink Champions.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you and your wife going at each other
Speaker 7: to get the voice papers.
Speaker 2: That is a skit, Like a motherfucker. I think, I think,
Speaker 2: I think that's that's a good thing about comedy, right y'all?
Speaker 7: Avoiding that and I forgot which other sketches that uh
Speaker 7: even even even redoing the sketch of the guy that
Speaker 7: sat in v IP and the people was.
Speaker 2: Coming over there. You thought that like they was trying
Speaker 2: to fight him or something, But which was he didn't
Speaker 2: drink And are you talking about the clip?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and the guy on the security guards, he
Speaker 2: take it all out in VIP And that was wout
Speaker 2: how that happened because the I really didn't know what
Speaker 2: was going on. I was trying to do my act
Speaker 2: and there was so much commotion in the front row.
Speaker 2: Come to find out, that clip I got over one
Speaker 2: hundred million on all social media platforms, right, and so
Speaker 2: it just went nuts. It's rare you post something and
Speaker 2: hits everywhere. Hit on Facebook and on Twitter, hit'll TikTok,
Speaker 2: hit everywhere. But the story was the guy bought VIP
Speaker 2: tickets in the front row. It's a two drink minimum.
Speaker 2: He didn't drink, so he goes, I just want water
Speaker 2: and I don't know if he ordered bottle water or
Speaker 2: tap water. He goes, I don't drink and it's like,
Speaker 2: you gotta order something. He wouldn't eat neither. It was like, look,
Speaker 2: you gotta order something. So that was the discussion. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I just ended up imitating everything in real time.
Speaker 2: But that was so funny. I didn't realize it was
Speaker 2: gonna hit like that that shit. That show was in February.
Speaker 2: We didn't post it until July. It had been sitting
Speaker 2: in my guys, my my guy's my team here, the
Speaker 2: guys that edit all my clips. I remember he called me.
Speaker 2: He goes, Yo, we're gonna post this tomorrow. He goes,
Speaker 2: we might have something here.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: He goes, do you remember the guy in the sparkly jacket?
Speaker 2: I go, I think I forgot all about it. He's like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I think this might do some numbers in the freeway bid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So I was like, and that guy he comes to
Speaker 2: see me. Now everywhere I go, who that got was smoking? Well,
Speaker 2: if I'm in DC or Baltimore, he's there, and the
Speaker 2: jacket keeps getting brighter. Okay, every trying to be seen.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: My last special that we filmed in DC, he came
Speaker 2: and he wore like a bright orange jacket, almost like
Speaker 2: an ode to the Bengals. Yeah that's dope. Okay, that's one, Okay,
Speaker 2: last one. And then we get back to the interview.
Speaker 2: Loyalty or respect, you gotta have both. I love that
Speaker 2: love that answer.
Speaker 7: You ain't see that shot coming, Jack. So we're gonna
Speaker 7: get back into the drink.
Speaker 2: This is a lot.
Speaker 7: I was watching you, Shannon, and I was seeing how
Speaker 7: you was. He was in control of that that that
Speaker 7: dark liquor. He was not trying to if you wasn't
Speaker 7: trying to fit him neither.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 7: You know what's the crazy thing is like I said
Speaker 7: to you, like you even make your trauma funny. That
Speaker 7: was like the first time I've ever seen you like
Speaker 7: that serious. Like I didn't realize and Shannon, I don't
Speaker 7: know Shannon, I've never met him. I think I tried
Speaker 7: to reach out to him for something from before, but
Speaker 7: we've never connected. I've never been on club shah, he's
Speaker 7: never been on a drink chance. But I really from
Speaker 7: your interview, that's what made me was because he had
Speaker 7: you comfortable. We'll talk about something that you can tell
Speaker 7: you're uncomfortable with, but that's what makes you comfortable. In
Speaker 7: my opinion, I'm outside looking at this and started looking out.
Speaker 7: Sometimes when you talk about things, it's uncomfortable, but you'd
Speaker 7: say it in your way.
Speaker 2: But that was like the first time, Like that first
Speaker 2: five minutes of that interview, I was like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on?
Speaker 7: Like it was like it was like really really really
Speaker 7: really serious, and he jumps right in though, yeah, it
Speaker 7: no like buffer.
Speaker 2: He just went in like shit. And that's when I
Speaker 2: was in the middle of the divorce, just went final,
Speaker 2: and I just had the twins everything. There's a lot
Speaker 2: going on in my life at that time, so it
Speaker 2: was almost like it was good to like kind of
Speaker 2: get it out there a little bit, right, to talk
Speaker 2: about it. I got pheel that was therapy for you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was very careful too, Like you know, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I think when you go through a divorce, you always
Speaker 2: I'm actually going the attack, and you always look at
Speaker 2: the bad times, right, and then when you when the
Speaker 2: dust settles, you're like, yeah, we did have a lot
Speaker 2: of fun though at one point we had a lot
Speaker 2: of good times together, you know what I mean, So
Speaker 2: it wasn't all bad. I look back, I look back
Speaker 2: at a relationship. I said, yeah, we we had a
Speaker 2: lot of fun in the beginning, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: and then at some point it just kind of went left.
Speaker 2: But even even when we were in the roommate slash,
Speaker 2: you know, we kind of knew it was over, but
Speaker 2: nobody could pull the trigger on it. We didn't hate
Speaker 2: each other. Like I came home and it was like
Speaker 2: fuck you. Fuck you. Still was like we were cordial,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's not all bad. No,
Speaker 2: that's that's that's that's that's real. Man had a mutual
Speaker 2: friend man? Really? Yes, Oh, rich your mind? How do
Speaker 2: you know? Face? I used to be a gang member? Now,
Speaker 2: how do you know? If this is my first roommate
Speaker 2: in LA, he was he's got he's in prison right now,
Speaker 2: he's like in folsome Oh well, I still go visit.
Speaker 2: That's my dog. But he took care of me my
Speaker 2: first year in LA and I didn't realize he was
Speaker 2: like that dude, Wow, right, I talked about on Andrew
Speaker 2: Schultz's thing. How do you know? Face?
Speaker 5: We got a grand man?
Speaker 2: But how do you know him? A couple of times
Speaker 2: he's been in jail since you tell me a gang
Speaker 2: member when you had both of yours and I used
Speaker 2: to be. You gotta tell me how you know?
Speaker 4: How do you know?
Speaker 2: Richard? I want to tell you in a minute, gant
Speaker 2: you gotta tell me how you know? Richard? Promise you
Speaker 2: we gonna get to it. We're gonna get to it.
Speaker 2: But I literally lived with I don't want to put
Speaker 2: too much out there, but I live with a dude
Speaker 2: in LA my first year in LA, and people want
Speaker 2: to believe the stories that I could tell, but I'll
Speaker 2: just take it the grave. But yeah, Richard rich has
Speaker 2: been locked up since two thousand and one, I think.
Speaker 2: So he was at San Quentin, damn fulsome Vacaville. He's like,
Speaker 2: he's that dude man. But he when I first got
Speaker 2: to La, he with him, so he would, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't think there's ever been an air and stand
Speaker 2: up like the mid to late nineties of Fat Tuesdays,
Speaker 2: Guy Toys, Fat Tuesdays, Like it wasn't uncommon to go
Speaker 2: to his room on Tuesday nights and see Denzel, see Magic,
Speaker 2: see all the comedians were there. But I shack any
Speaker 2: you know, halle Berry. It just wasn't uncommon. Prince like,
Speaker 2: whoever was in town was coming there on Tuesday night.
Speaker 2: And there's there was like a three four year so yeah,
Speaker 2: okay on Tuesday there was a three four year run.
Speaker 2: But there's nothing like it. When Tubac was going, Sugar
Speaker 2: was going, you know, you just you never knew who
Speaker 2: was going to be in the audience, right, so face
Speaker 2: was always there it was Richard, but I call him face.
Speaker 2: Face is always there. So what happened was I just
Speaker 2: start talking to him all the time and then he
Speaker 2: was like, yo, he used to do security for Brian
Speaker 2: Russell from the Utah Jazz. Okay, that's the one that
Speaker 2: Jordan kind of pushed off at the end, and so
Speaker 2: he said, yo, Brian's doing this show in Salt Lake
Speaker 2: when you play for the Jazz. At the time, he
Speaker 2: goes he's looking for a host. You come out and
Speaker 2: host it, and I was like yeah, So I went
Speaker 2: out and we did this show. But that was supposed
Speaker 2: to be for Casey and Jojo and Rose Royce and
Speaker 2: I was going to host it. Wow, Casey and Jose
Speaker 2: didn't show up, so this show got canceled right and then,
Speaker 2: but I'm still there. But we started hanging out a
Speaker 2: little bit that weekend, and then we just start always
Speaker 2: hanging out. And then he was like, Hey, I'm leaving
Speaker 2: town for a couple of months, can you houseit my house?
Speaker 2: And I was living in a little apartment in North
Speaker 2: Hollywood and I had a roommate and I said, well,
Speaker 2: let me let me come by the house and see it.
Speaker 2: I went about the house he's got this fat ass
Speaker 2: crib Sherman Oaks, bell Air, bell A, right, so right,
Speaker 2: I mean up in the hills. And I was like,
Speaker 2: so I go. I said, yeah, I write house sit.
Speaker 2: I went back to my roommate north. How would I said, Yo,
Speaker 2: I said, here's this month and next month's rent. Find
Speaker 2: a roommate. I'm out because that wasn't on the least right.
Speaker 2: So he's all right, So I'm now I'm living in
Speaker 2: this big house and it's just me. He's gone, Wow,
Speaker 2: I got this fuck it and there's no furniture. There's
Speaker 2: nothing in it. But I put my little furniture in
Speaker 2: my bedroom. That's it. But I remember I conna, I say,
Speaker 2: can I put some pictures up on the wall to
Speaker 2: make it look like it's mine because I'm bringing girls
Speaker 2: over here. He's like, yeah, wonder the fuck? I don't
Speaker 2: give fuck. So I had like posters and pictures of
Speaker 2: me girls, this is your house? Yeah, you know, like
Speaker 2: it had an indoor outdoor pool at a jacuzzi. This
Speaker 2: ship was late, but there was no furniture, right, And
Speaker 2: then so then I come to find out he was
Speaker 2: he was doing some other ship. And you didn't know
Speaker 2: that there's no signs that there was signs. I picked
Speaker 2: up on it after after after you move. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: and I can tell you that off camera, but I
Speaker 2: didn't know because because he's still in and I wanted
Speaker 2: to get out, so I don't want to say anything,
Speaker 2: but you know, there was there were signs. There's some
Speaker 2: shit going on, right. But when I say he looked out,
Speaker 2: I mean that dude my first year of being in
Speaker 2: LA he just took care of me. He's a big
Speaker 2: black dudes. He's like six six, big dude, and it
Speaker 2: was just like the ship I saw the ship I
Speaker 2: saw him do. It was just it's kind of mind
Speaker 2: bogging back up. Okay, there's a there's a story I
Speaker 2: can share. So we were in Laguna Beach, right and
Speaker 2: at that rememberly twice, so I'm playing basketball a lot.
Speaker 2: So he played basketball, so him and two of his
Speaker 2: buddies because it was four on four in the Gunda
Speaker 2: Beaches half court. We we go on a Sunday and
Speaker 2: it's all packed right, and his team's winning a lot.
Speaker 2: But they got this one brother on the team that's
Speaker 2: talking a lot of ship, and I was like, you're saying, no,
Speaker 2: we're not playing and yet to anybody, right, I was like,
Speaker 2: this ain't gonna go well if he says some ship
Speaker 2: to face.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So we get in there and start playing, and we
Speaker 2: were we're beating him pretty good, right, But we had
Speaker 2: a we had a really good team everybody. I was
Speaker 2: the shortest guy on my team. Right, all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I going for a layup and he like chucked me
Speaker 2: and I go flying right still to the golden beach.
Speaker 2: We're in the good beach. The guy chucks me and
Speaker 2: I go flying and Face got his face like, hey, motherfucker,
Speaker 2: you know, always doing that ship. And the dude's like, well,
Speaker 2: what you want to do, bitch? They in each other's face.
Speaker 2: I go, ah, fuck, you know I'm always in the
Speaker 2: maga beach. You do. I'm going like this, I'm good, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm good. And we still play, right yo. Face took
Speaker 2: off his shirt and he's got I remember here, he
Speaker 2: had camped him right here. He has some other ship
Speaker 2: whatever was on his chest. Everybody in that basketball court
Speaker 2: went whoa like this and the brother went, ain't all
Speaker 2: about that, bro, ain't all about that? He goes, No,
Speaker 2: this is about that, bitch, And by the face, I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck is on your chest?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Very curious. So I'm like, what is going on? And
Speaker 2: it basically got the fuse? Right, Oh, so you say
Speaker 2: the guy that was people with him immediately he said
Speaker 2: he saw on his because he's tatted all over his chest, right,
Speaker 2: whatever he saw, because the only thing I know recognized
Speaker 2: was the Compton, right, whatever shit was going on, I
Speaker 2: don't know. And he was like I literally heard a
Speaker 2: collective cool, right, And he's like yo, am about that, bro,
Speaker 2: and about thinking, no, it is about that, And I
Speaker 2: was like this, what the fuck is on your chest?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: So gets the fuse. They don't fight the same fucking night,
Speaker 2: we go to Glam Slam in LA, which is Princess
Speaker 2: Club right out here. Yeah, so we we go to
Speaker 2: glam Slam. Why is that motherfucker there? The dude from
Speaker 2: the basketball court in the Gooda Beach is at Clamslam that.
Speaker 2: I was like this, and I go and I'm sitting.
Speaker 2: I'm always I'm always the peacemaker, right, I'm like, ah, fuck,
Speaker 2: here we go, right, so I go up to face
Speaker 2: and go face the dude from the basketball courts here.
Speaker 2: I was like, so, please don't start to fight or anything, right,
Speaker 2: and he goes where's Yeah, he goes over they're about
Speaker 2: to have words, and the dude just started like, hey man,
Speaker 2: my bed. They start talking all of a sudden, thank god,
Speaker 2: and got the fuse. Next thing I know, they're they're
Speaker 2: toasting Hennessy and ship. A little bit later, Hennessy. I'm like,
Speaker 2: yeah that night. I mean, that's just one story I
Speaker 2: can share, but yeah, so okay, I can here too. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know if these are the shots right now? No, no,
Speaker 2: no out. So that's you wanted the same the same time.
Speaker 2: Remember I told you the guy said I stole his joke, right,
Speaker 2: the guy that accused me on the joke k new
Speaker 2: face right, he was being cool, but his boys face
Speaker 2: was being cool. No, the guy that accused me still
Speaker 2: on the joke, okay, right, he was being cool, but
Speaker 2: his boys was hyping them up. Like so fucking he
Speaker 2: stole your ship beat his ass type ship? Right, I
Speaker 2: go Now did they call you white boy? Huh? Did
Speaker 2: they call you? I'm sure? Okay, I'm sure. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I I go back, and this is when I'm living
Speaker 2: with Face at the time, like he had come back.
Speaker 2: Now now he's at the house and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, so and so trying to start
Speaker 2: shipstead I stole Joe. He goes who And I told
Speaker 2: him all right, cause he he hung out at the
Speaker 2: comedy clubs.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: The next night is Tuesday, which this fat Tuesday comedy store.
Speaker 2: He sees that comic calk in with his homeboys and
Speaker 2: he goes, yoke and they came over. He goes, what's up, man?
Speaker 2: He goes, you, you's Gary steal in the joke. He goes, nah, nah.
Speaker 2: He goes, no, Garret said, youccuse me? Still a joke.
Speaker 2: He's like, nah the face. He goes, no, I w
Speaker 2: wasn't like that Da Da and his boys just sitting
Speaker 2: there and here I come, snitching. I go it really
Speaker 2: wasn't hitting with them. He looked at them. He goes,
Speaker 2: if he wants to do your whole act, he can
Speaker 2: do your whole act. He goes, don't ever speak to
Speaker 2: him again. He goes, you got something to sity together,
Speaker 2: you say it to me, And they was like they
Speaker 2: was like, all right, all right, faced, all right face.
Speaker 2: They back down so goddamn fast. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he was just a different dude.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a dude you crossed, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So that's why I still go see him. I still
Speaker 2: go see him. And I saw him saying Quentin that stuff. Undo,
Speaker 2: he's still my guy. Man. Uh, that's what's up. You
Speaker 2: know that we're speaking.
Speaker 3: So check this out.
Speaker 2: How do you know? I got that guy right on
Speaker 2: the phone that disrespected you. Here you go, yoh, what's up?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: And he got something you want to say to you? Hey, what.
Speaker 1: This was?
Speaker 2: How do you know what crank though? Gary him? I
Speaker 2: put it together?
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 2: Oh, but you know I said it wasn't it was
Speaker 2: you know, I said it wasn't Scrunch, it was the
Speaker 2: dude was with them? Hey man alive with huh? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well you want to go he want to face that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to say something to you? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: we can't figure out your phone? Yeah, your phone, dude.
Speaker 2: You're scared me right now?
Speaker 8: Jack?
Speaker 2: You know everything. But it's funny except but for whatever
Speaker 2: reason you're s don't kind the phone? Is that.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Your dude? Your fucking FaceTime? I'm Scrauncho the stable guy
Speaker 2: trying to sound a little bit. What kind of fun
Speaker 2: are you? Yeah's connection unstable. Yeah, it is connection unstable.
Speaker 1: It is he can't he sno's coming back on the
Speaker 1: regular phone. He just want to say something to you
Speaker 1: real the phone.
Speaker 2: So I was trying to careful. I was trying to
Speaker 2: be careful. But the covers name was SCRAUNCHO okay, But
Speaker 2: I said, Scrunch was always Scrunch was always cool. There
Speaker 2: you go go ahead for well, I couldn't get you
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 5: What's his name? The FaceTime? This is eleven. This is
Speaker 5: iPhone eleven.
Speaker 8: A man, listen, you know, you know you know the best,
Speaker 8: if you know the best part about life, if you
Speaker 8: know what I mean. Like, but I seen sometimes when
Speaker 8: you grow up, you know you can hear somebody something
Speaker 8: think you really is something.
Speaker 1: But the most powerful a thing a man can do, especially.
Speaker 8: In twenty twenty six, is take accountability and find a
Speaker 8: way to take accountability.
Speaker 5: And when I look at Gary.
Speaker 8: Owens and I think about Gary Owens, man, because we
Speaker 8: come up on the same.
Speaker 5: You know, rich he I asked me to tell him,
Speaker 5: is Richard mus right?
Speaker 4: Faith? That was our nigga.
Speaker 2: But I knew face before rich Me and Faith come.
Speaker 4: Out the mud together, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: He got he that he that guy.
Speaker 8: But we was together since we were sixteen seventeen giving
Speaker 8: out the mud. He was a star athlete, then he
Speaker 8: mastered the streets and he's just.
Speaker 2: A powerful dude. And even when he's first seeing me,
Speaker 2: he's like he.
Speaker 8: Knew about Gary before me, and he came to me.
Speaker 8: He says, spruan sho, Gary oyens the white dull.
Speaker 4: I said, yea, it was cracking, because he's good. He said, yes,
Speaker 4: my guy, man, you know you're good with him. He said,
Speaker 4: make sure you're.
Speaker 2: Good, and I said, say less.
Speaker 5: And from that point on always had love for Gary.
Speaker 8: So but I think I should really be owen Gary
Speaker 8: in an apology because as a man, you'll say so
Speaker 8: sit on his motherfucking internet and then turning around, especially
Speaker 8: when a joke go bad.
Speaker 4: And to my nigg Gary man, I really love his dude,
Speaker 4: A great.
Speaker 8: Dude, nice to everybody, a great family dude.
Speaker 5: I've just seen his son on a.
Speaker 1: Pittier man dude and grew up.
Speaker 4: To be such a big, old, tall, handsome lord.
Speaker 8: I remember when we first hung out, the little kid.
Speaker 2: And all this feemale a.
Speaker 8: Grown man, and to see his marriage.
Speaker 4: I'm just a fan of his brand.
Speaker 8: I'm a fan of character, and we don't talk much,
Speaker 8: but I do want to apologize to him because I
Speaker 8: just saying for shit.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I love Gary on one, but I
Speaker 2: don't like that nigga privileges. So fuck that privilege, you know,
Speaker 2: like that, And.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to think you're missing.
Speaker 2: True as if I don't like Gary, but if he
Speaker 2: should listen.
Speaker 4: To me, man, I love you, broke, and.
Speaker 3: We always love you.
Speaker 4: We already take care of you, man, and I can't
Speaker 4: wait to see you and give.
Speaker 8: You a big old gangster funds for a real nigga.
Speaker 4: Man, you know, so to my apartment, Gary Owens, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Man, I love you, and if I want to, I.
Speaker 5: Just apologize to you as a human being.
Speaker 8: But cause you hear me Jack. Also, I also want
Speaker 8: to take a mini to take an apologize to my
Speaker 8: nigga Teach.
Speaker 4: Kirklin not and already took hands.
Speaker 2: We already talked about it, We always shook hands.
Speaker 8: I have not gave that nigga a public apology, and
Speaker 8: I do want to take a public apology because sometime
Speaker 8: when you're a real nigga as Noor, you know, because
Speaker 8: he a real nigga, and he knows. Sometimes when you're
Speaker 8: a real nigga, it's such up your ability to be trusted,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean, Being a real nick and
Speaker 8: being trusted, it's difficult to bind together.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: So a lot of times when your real need, you're
Speaker 5: going to.
Speaker 8: The real nigga brand. It's not always a blessing, you
Speaker 8: know what I mean. So a nigga like me, I
Speaker 8: gotta take time out in the top of myself and
Speaker 8: I can't play like I put like everybody else can
Speaker 8: play and talk to ship.
Speaker 4: I can't do that.
Speaker 3: I play all everyone's through this and that and so.
Speaker 8: So niggas like t K and we and and me
Speaker 8: and t K Be was a little different because it
Speaker 8: was it was a you know whatever it was for him,
Speaker 8: it was just about respect for me.
Speaker 5: I remember the time, niggas just like what problem fright
Speaker 5: out and we need.
Speaker 2: Friends to take hands.
Speaker 8: But the end of that sucked all that, you know,
Speaker 8: we can't even just fight and talk it out.
Speaker 2: You know, so she get all out of control.
Speaker 5: But at the end of the day we met at
Speaker 5: the radio station and uh, we shook hands. We talked
Speaker 5: it out because we fought niggas supposed to fight.
Speaker 2: You gotta be you gotta you were in disagreement.
Speaker 8: We should be able to can't affair with you know
Speaker 8: what I mean.
Speaker 12: But appreciate that. Hell yeah, one two three. So that
Speaker 12: was the comedian.
Speaker 2: Okay, y, my thing is like ship that's been old news,
Speaker 2: not not old news. But like with Face, it was
Speaker 2: like scrunch and I said that he was always cool.
Speaker 2: It was the boys that was like, Gary stole your ship,
Speaker 2: But why do you apologized to you?
Speaker 4: Just now?
Speaker 2: I think he went on it. I must have went
Speaker 2: on an interview, was like fu Garon's white privilege. Oh
Speaker 2: he did say that, Okay, yeah, yeah, so no, it
Speaker 2: was Squnchon always cool, but Scuncho, like he said, he
Speaker 2: came up with Face and Compton and I'm sure they
Speaker 2: did some ship together back in the day. I'm sure.
Speaker 2: And he said, did you hear what he said? He
Speaker 2: said he mastered the streets. He was that dude. I
Speaker 2: got it. The stories I can tell and maybe I'll
Speaker 2: tell when I have his permission when he hopefully he
Speaker 2: gets out one day. But right now I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna hold on to him. But yeah, it was
Speaker 2: uh was the hell of their first year in LA
Speaker 2: would be a white dude from Ohio, grew up in
Speaker 2: the trailer park, joined the Navy, which is very structured.
Speaker 2: Then you get to LA and you're out there trying
Speaker 2: to make it and all of a sudden you're getting
Speaker 2: into places because I'm with face and now this is
Speaker 2: how we really, this is how we really start hanging out.
Speaker 2: He asked me, I'm sorry I jumped the gun. It
Speaker 2: was Thanksgiving and he asked me on Monday, he said,
Speaker 2: what are you doing for Thanksgiving? I said nothing, Thursday's Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: He said, oh, We're going to my mom's house blah
Speaker 2: blah blah for Thanksgiving. I said, oh, okay, you want
Speaker 2: to stop buying, come through.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: We left in the address and this is before everybody
Speaker 2: had cell phones at ninety seven, so I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, So I just got the address. I wake
Speaker 2: up Thanksgiving morning, I'm by myself in LA. I drove.
Speaker 3: I didn't know his mom.
Speaker 2: Had been comped it in the ghetto.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: I got there like June, and he was like, I remember,
Speaker 2: he has to do it. He goes, you can fucker
Speaker 2: you invited me and he just kept staring at me
Speaker 2: the whole day. I go, he why are you keep
Speaker 2: staring at me? He goes, I can't believe white boys
Speaker 2: in my house. But mama's was at my mama's house, right,
Speaker 2: But I also learned I stayed in the kitchen with
Speaker 2: the women and the dudes were in the back playing
Speaker 2: dominoes cars. There was a ping pong table. They're playing
Speaker 2: ping pong, they were in the back. I stayed with
Speaker 2: the girls in the kitchen because now the women came
Speaker 2: out and they started vouching for me. They go, yo,
Speaker 2: the white boy's funny. He cool did and that endeared
Speaker 2: me with all the guys out there. And I remember
Speaker 2: I stayed until about six pm, and then it started
Speaker 2: to get dark and it started to change the scenery.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I got to get out of here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go to content between ten
Speaker 2: am and six pm. Okay, yeah, let's not say I was.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not going to go to get started. It
Speaker 2: started to change quick. Safe out. But that's how he
Speaker 2: really started hanging out because I went through his mom's
Speaker 2: house for Thanksgiving, right, So that's how we start hanging out.
Speaker 1: But he hoologized for pressing you and that's what that
Speaker 1: was about. Okay, back in the day, back in the
Speaker 1: long time, that's what all that was.
Speaker 5: You want to say you're sorry. And I told him
Speaker 5: if he ever do, I kill it.
Speaker 2: Boy, you man. But he didn't press me. Yo, he
Speaker 2: did impress me like that. He wasn't. He literally won.
Speaker 2: It was his boy. He pulled me Monday night. He
Speaker 2: pulled me out of the improv right now, pulled me
Speaker 2: out and saying can we talk. So we're out on
Speaker 2: the side, you know, the improv is on Melrose. We're
Speaker 2: on the side of the building, and he just, yo, man,
Speaker 2: my boys said, you took one of my jokes. And
Speaker 2: he goes, that don't sound like you. Our acts are different.
Speaker 2: I said, what joke? But his boys out there hyping
Speaker 2: him up. He goes, mother fuck does squawcho he took
Speaker 2: your ship press him like that shit. And I'm going
Speaker 2: I'm literally going, like the fuck he's use problem. And
Speaker 2: then I went back and straight snitched. I went to
Speaker 2: the face and was like, yo, I told oh, boy
Speaker 2: was okay, I'll tell you the wildest story I can
Speaker 2: share that not gonna do anything. Oh by the girl,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep the girls I'm remarried. I want to
Speaker 2: keep that off the street. I don't like to bring
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of girls involve a face, but they
Speaker 2: used to remember the Century Club on Sundays Jumping man. Well,
Speaker 2: one of the one of the promoters era when when
Speaker 2: Face would go, we would just walk in, right. Nobody
Speaker 2: ever stopped Face, right, we just walk in. So one
Speaker 2: night we Face doesn't go real Quick's face of blood
Speaker 2: on crip, you know, I mean, what did he wears black?
Speaker 2: He's black guy. He's a blip.
Speaker 3: I don't he's one of which tattoos said to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know which. I would always
Speaker 2: go to the Centric Club. Gary's Neutral, right, that was
Speaker 2: just switch like a motherfucker. He's a blip. But uh
Speaker 2: so every time we go, we just would go in.
Speaker 2: So one night Face had a girl at the house
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm gonna go to Centry Club
Speaker 2: as right, So I go by myself and when I
Speaker 2: got there Themoter, one of the promoters, he wouldn't let
Speaker 2: me in. He's Joe. I was like, what's up?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: He goes where's Face Like, oh, he ain't coming to night?
Speaker 2: He goes all right. He's just like left me outside, right,
Speaker 2: So I'm not thinking nothing of it. I come back
Speaker 2: to the house probably an hour later, and face goes,
Speaker 2: I thought you just going to Central Club. I said.
Speaker 2: The dude wouldn't let me in. He goes, really, he goes,
Speaker 2: I'll handle it. We got a July fourth party at
Speaker 2: our house, right, this ship was this was this was
Speaker 2: ninety eight. This is July fourth, ninety eight. Legend. I
Speaker 2: remember Kobe showed up. Kobe was like eighteen.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Everybody half the NFL and NBA was at this party, right,
Speaker 2: and everybody thought it was my fucking house. It wasn't
Speaker 2: my house. My pictures are on the wall. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: right right, Joy got me so much residual pussy later, right,
Speaker 2: we later your park? Right, So he goes, uh, he pulls,
Speaker 2: He's like, yo, g here he got the promoter like
Speaker 2: in his room in some side closet and he opens
Speaker 2: the door and the promoter's like this, and I go
Speaker 2: what that promoter He goes, yo, gee, tell me what
Speaker 2: the fuck he just told him. I go, what are
Speaker 2: you talking about?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: Last week? I go what? He goes the Centric Club
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, oh yeah, I couldn't get in,
Speaker 2: and he goes.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 2: He's with me? You see him, You see me, bron
Speaker 2: He's going in right and the guy goes. The guy
Speaker 2: just shook. So I'm trying to diffuse. I go, I
Speaker 2: think it was just a misunderstanding that doing like this.
Speaker 2: He goes, that's all it was. So he's was like,
Speaker 2: don't you ever stop my boy? Right now? He never
Speaker 2: comes in. You let him and he goes, I.
Speaker 4: Got you, I got you.
Speaker 2: He got out. I go, why the fuck was he
Speaker 2: in the closet trying to figure out he pressed him?
Speaker 7: Oh ship, that was I was pushing him in the closet,
Speaker 7: not coming out of the closet.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know why he commit What the fuck
Speaker 2: happened last week? First of all, why is he in
Speaker 2: the closet? You know what I mean? He just miss
Speaker 2: understandingstanding that's a skin silver Now.
Speaker 7: I also heard you say something that like, like you
Speaker 7: respect comedians keeping a certain circle because like I believe
Speaker 7: you mentioned the plastic cup boys or the red cup
Speaker 7: boys cup Boys, and and you said you we wish
Speaker 7: you had learned from that, because I believe you had
Speaker 7: an opener who like betrayed you. I know you don't
Speaker 7: want to say his name because I'll never say his name.
Speaker 7: I'll never say his name neither. I don't want to
Speaker 7: think anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, you see affee shop near you? But what was
Speaker 2: that lesson and the teacher?
Speaker 7: And this is for people that's coming up, because you
Speaker 7: know what a lot of us suffer from post dramatic success,
Speaker 7: right like that we got success, so we want to
Speaker 7: help somebody else, but we sometimes picked the wrong person
Speaker 7: to help.
Speaker 2: And then and then that scars you from helping.
Speaker 7: Another person because you're like, man, I got snake from
Speaker 7: this from this person, So why should I go back
Speaker 7: to my neighborhood? And because I believe this guy from
Speaker 7: Cincinnati it wasn't he wasn't. Okay, I get my bad.
Speaker 7: I don't want to he's from your neck of the woods. Okay,
Speaker 7: New York fu. Yeah, the New York tastes it.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus.
Speaker 7: For people that don't know, explain to the people like
Speaker 7: how important it is to keep you a circle tight?
Speaker 2: Yeah I got yo. He just yeah, he broke get
Speaker 2: code like you said, respect and loyalty, Like I'm putting
Speaker 2: a lot of money in your pocket you're on the
Speaker 2: road with me, but there is I guess deep down
Speaker 2: he was resentful of my position. And then you know,
Speaker 2: you got to be careful who's on the road with
Speaker 2: you because you don't want them looking at you like
Speaker 2: I want that right, not knowing like I'm trying to
Speaker 2: set you up to get that if you want, You're
Speaker 2: going in front of thousands of people every weekend. Like
Speaker 2: I always tell people, cherry pick my audience, take them,
Speaker 2: get your social media out there. I don't care. There's
Speaker 2: not for everybody. But he was just his problem was
Speaker 2: I never seen a guy go after other guys girls
Speaker 2: like that, like it was a problem. It was. It
Speaker 2: was like everybody though, everybody in our circle. He would
Speaker 2: like he would try to fuck your girl behind you,
Speaker 2: or you find out he's trying to hit on him afterwards,
Speaker 2: those comebacks like that. Yeah. And I was like, I
Speaker 2: literally told him, I said, yo, I just said, I
Speaker 2: don't like Jack. Oh he had your wife been over? Yeah? No,
Speaker 2: but he I told him, and I let him go.
Speaker 2: I said, dude, I'm just letting you know your dick
Speaker 2: got you fired. Hobo was worth it. I was like,
Speaker 2: So he was like really, I was like dude, I'm
Speaker 2: just being honest with you. You gotta change your ways. Man.
Speaker 2: And I know I don't say his name, uh when
Speaker 2: I don't want to get me press. And two, you know,
Speaker 2: I just I just wanted to disappear. And I put
Speaker 2: him in all the rooms that he could. I put
Speaker 2: him in all the rooms where you have to meet
Speaker 2: the right people. Could have set hisself up because it's
Speaker 2: a lot of this business relationship based.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, dude, I couldn't believe the
Speaker 2: ship he especially in a divorce. You went, you went back.
Speaker 2: I forgot that and told her about some girls in
Speaker 2: the past. I let him go in twenty eighteen my divorce.
Speaker 2: I'm in twenty twenty one. Why are you calling my
Speaker 2: gonna be ex wife to tell her shit that happened,
Speaker 2: because it doesn't affect the divorce. You're just hurting her, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? It was so it was
Speaker 2: it was so unnecessary, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That's just some dird dog shit fuck that dude. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So let me ask you in the verses, who you
Speaker 2: think if you if if Swiss and similar came to
Speaker 2: you and said, man, guy, I want you to do
Speaker 2: a versus, but it's your choice or who you get
Speaker 2: to pick the comedian and you go against Yeah, who
Speaker 2: would you pick? Ooh that's a good one. So I
Speaker 2: like him though, right? I mean it depends on you,
Speaker 2: h person. Yeah yeah, yeah, God, I would pick that
Speaker 2: old opener.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you pick them because you want to go
Speaker 3: against them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to hear you wanted to pick got to
Speaker 2: pick a record? Yeah, uh sh I'll probably picked Kevin.
Speaker 2: I want to go against the big dog. I want
Speaker 2: to challenge myself. Okay, Okay, I mean why why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2: That makes sense, that makes sense to do. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Kevin and Cat would get the most numbers, or Cat
Speaker 2: right now right or Chappelle. But I would pick Kevin
Speaker 2: because I know we got a rapport, we had fund.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be personal, but I know we could go
Speaker 2: to each other pretty good. So I picked Kevin.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: Let me say something.
Speaker 7: Let me say something to the comedian world and to
Speaker 7: the rap world and to everybody. I like how Cat
Speaker 7: and Kevin squad. They showed what grown men look like.
Speaker 7: You know, first off, at that roast.
Speaker 2: When I see Cat come out, I literally I literally
Speaker 2: screamed like a girl because I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: did not see that, like there were there was nothing
Speaker 2: to lead up to that. And then watching seventy two
Speaker 2: hours of Kevin's movie, Mike Mike Epps is not Mike
Speaker 2: f you owe me a big fucking apology.
Speaker 3: Mike X called me one day and.
Speaker 2: Was like, fuck you, motherfucker. You let Kevin hark this
Speaker 2: me and and by the way, he saw some AI shit.
Speaker 2: Really this is not Kevin Hart did not come on
Speaker 2: our show and this Mikes and I knew it, so
Speaker 2: I knew it, but I let him flip on me
Speaker 2: and now you in the goddamn movie. I need my apology. Man, Well,
Speaker 2: let me get back to Kat and Kevin Kevin.
Speaker 7: I thought that like when I seen Kevin and and
Speaker 7: then he smacked him, and then I'm giving away the movie.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry he smacked me. He said, did you will
Speaker 2: smith me? Like that? Shit was like so written, it
Speaker 2: was so put together.
Speaker 7: And you know, like like when when when when certain
Speaker 7: people squarssed beef like god bless because I love game
Speaker 7: and I love fifty but when you sing them squashs
Speaker 7: of beef in Harlem, I knew that beef wasn't squashed.
Speaker 2: It wasn't actually squashed, Like they didn't make eye contact.
Speaker 2: But when I seen Nas and jay Z, I knew
Speaker 2: that was done when I seen that with Kat and keV,
Speaker 2: But when I see it in the movie, it was
Speaker 2: like that ship really one. Because you know why, it's
Speaker 2: beyond just two comedians beefing, beyond just two black people beefing.
Speaker 2: This is how humans can work out. Like like, these
Speaker 2: guys really hated each other, yeah, and then they worked.
Speaker 2: Mike and Kevin really hate each other. No hate when
Speaker 2: I see hate like like like like like jealousy hate,
Speaker 2: but like he was mad at him. They were mad
Speaker 2: at each other. Like I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: inside information, but I just know from what I seen
Speaker 2: they didn't like each other. At one point, even.
Speaker 3: That roes that roast, they meant that rope walked away.
Speaker 2: People were still like, No, I don't think Kevin dislikes anybody, though,
Speaker 2: I don't think Kevin. Let me take something Kevin just
Speaker 2: from Phil. You pushed him too much, He will be up.
Speaker 2: Did you see him schooling Lebron James recently? Yo bought
Speaker 2: and did Joel want he turned full fleshed figure. I said, no,
Speaker 2: Kevin can go. Don't get a questioned. But I just
Speaker 2: don't think he's like that, Like like Kat well Man,
Speaker 2: you crossed him one time, it could be thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: He gonna remember it. He don't forget shit, you know.
Speaker 2: I remember when we when I was we was all
Speaker 2: like late nineties coming up, and Cat was Cat in
Speaker 2: the Hat at the time, right in the hat. So
Speaker 2: even before the Internet, you heard rumors about this guy
Speaker 2: in the Bay Area. They was like, Yo, there's this
Speaker 2: guy up there. That's how I already described it, because
Speaker 2: he's like a real pimp. He's got one teeth in
Speaker 2: the front. And that's how he described the money Mike
Speaker 2: way before, right, and he was like, that's how everybody
Speaker 2: used to talking with.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker is destroying, right. And then then he comes
Speaker 2: to LA and he's destroying all over all over the place.
Speaker 2: I remember I hosted the improv for like a month
Speaker 2: straight on Monday nights, and then the first one that
Speaker 2: hosted it, I realized that the first three four comics,
Speaker 2: the room was kind of flat because people were still
Speaker 2: coming in. They're sitting down, we're starting on time. So
Speaker 2: the next week Week two. Cat's the first comic on
Speaker 2: the show, right, he's Catahastill. Yeah, nobody knows who he is. Okay, right,
Speaker 2: this is before Friday. And then I said, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm hosting, and I said, you know, we got a
Speaker 2: great show tonight. It's gonna fucking get better as we go.
Speaker 2: And I think whatever super Bowl was, it might have
Speaker 2: been the Rams and Titans that one. Remember the super
Speaker 2: Bowl start off slow and then it ended real strong.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, this show is gonna be like the
Speaker 2: super Bowl. I go, it might start a little slow,
Speaker 2: but by the end we're gonna be killing. But I
Speaker 2: was going off the energy from last week wasn't right
Speaker 2: on my part because I'm not thinking of the comics
Speaker 2: going up early. Like Kat goes up first, right, and
Speaker 2: he took that shit personal. But he must have gave
Speaker 2: his greatest fifteen minutes that night. He was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking around, right, because I remember he goes up.
Speaker 2: He had this closer that would that would kill every night.
Speaker 2: And then I remember his last thing. He goes, how's
Speaker 2: that for the super Bowl? And I came up and go, whoa.
Speaker 2: He took that the wrong way. And then when I
Speaker 2: saw him out in the bar and when I about
Speaker 2: the second com and we talked to me, he was
Speaker 2: laughing about it, cutting up. But I just remember I go, oh,
Speaker 2: he don't forget shit. Even that night he was like,
Speaker 2: oh really we're gonna start slow. Oh you got me
Speaker 2: fucked up. You know, he was the first one on
Speaker 2: that night. I think I destroyed. He's mad at us
Speaker 2: because of Michael Blacksmith. We had Michael Blacksman on here.
Speaker 2: Blackson he went off on the comedians have been the
Speaker 2: most mad at us. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: is going on, which is wild to me.
Speaker 5: Michael Blackson on wild'ing out like real hard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he destroyed him on that, but which is wild
Speaker 7: because it was Michael Blackman there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he stare. It was like like really kind of.
Speaker 2: It was very morbid, very morbid. He hated him. I
Speaker 2: thought morbid means soft.
Speaker 3: Norman's dark da ship.
Speaker 2: It was bad oh ship. Yeah, he was on. He
Speaker 2: was on another plane like he hate him. So Michael
Speaker 2: black accent leave. That's a good versus. This accidentally is
Speaker 2: accidentally you know, Mike kept it cool. Okay, Mike does it.
Speaker 2: He keeps it cool. Everybody even in your face in
Speaker 2: he's back and it keeps it cool, all right, But
Speaker 2: cat yeah, he don't forget ship oh ship man. He
Speaker 2: might he might we.
Speaker 3: Call in out of jobs because we want you on
Speaker 3: cat Man.
Speaker 2: He might call and and retell that story. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: there's a different super Bowl. I was second that night.
Speaker 2: He's that guy.
Speaker 3: Corrected, right, please correct the story.
Speaker 2: Say seven books in a year something like that. He
Speaker 2: he gave me a nice little shoutout though on okay,
Speaker 2: you know, and he was like he goes. You know,
Speaker 2: he was talking about the gate keepers in Hollywood. They
Speaker 2: fucked with who he is. Why do you think Gary
Speaker 2: Olwen's been doing this twenty seven years and hasn't crossed
Speaker 2: over yet?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? No, I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's it you keeping it is what it is, keep
Speaker 2: it in black power, brother, Yeah, a little too much
Speaker 2: expect now, if you had your choice Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Netflix, Netflix,
Speaker 2: it's gotta be yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And just to just to back practice a smidging, Hey,
Speaker 5: so my wish list smell smelly.
Speaker 2: Uh it's hitching. OK.
Speaker 1: So the versus should be you doing Neil Rillins, Corey Holcom,
Speaker 1: Eric Spears, Michael Blaxon, Kat Williams, t I, Charleston, White, Godfrey,
Speaker 1: J Farrell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was that was go so Gi against Down
Speaker 5: against Donnell.
Speaker 2: I would go against Donnell. You're going against Down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a good one. I got, I got the rules,
Speaker 2: We've written out and everything, and I send it to
Speaker 2: you all tomorrow. Actually was that was? That was good?
Speaker 2: That was good. You get to host that one too, Okay,
Speaker 2: he get to see it at least.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what's what's what's the next for for for you?
Speaker 2: I'm on tour, so they stopped put me on tour,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So we got we're doing
Speaker 2: all theaters now, so that's good. Filming my next special
Speaker 2: February thirteenth in Indianapolis, and that's YouTube again, Well what
Speaker 2: we do I do it myself. Yes, then we send
Speaker 2: it to everybody. But now we're at a point where like,
Speaker 2: look we're like, for instance, the last one I did,
Speaker 2: No Hard Feelings. We filmed it January seventeenth in DC.
Speaker 2: I knew I was going to air up March seventh
Speaker 2: on YouTube, So we send it everybody. I said, look,
Speaker 2: if you want it, you got to come with an
Speaker 2: offer or take it all my hands. If not, you
Speaker 2: said air on Mars. Whole thing. You said the whole thing,
Speaker 2: the whole thing. Okay, we're going to air this March
Speaker 2: seventh on YouTube. It's up to you. But we're not
Speaker 2: waiting for you to look at it like we'll get
Speaker 2: back to you. So I have a deadline. So the
Speaker 2: next one we're going to do February thirteenth in Indianapolis,
Speaker 2: where I got the theater everything set up. I go,
Speaker 2: and then I'll pick a date a month or two
Speaker 2: later and we'll do the same thing. We'll send it
Speaker 2: their moody if they want it, great if not, and
Speaker 2: then if they make an offer before we're thirteenth, we'll
Speaker 2: take it. You know what I mean. Why you ain't
Speaker 2: pixure Cincinnati. I did want a Cincinnati, Yeah I did.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: Black Famous Okay, we did that in Cincinnati. So that
Speaker 2: was twenty twenty one. So I did one there.
Speaker 7: Already, all right, So so anyone you want to tell fans,
Speaker 7: I would tell them something before you go.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got him a gift. All the Shario ones
Speaker 2: man set it really hard for this.
Speaker 1: I've studied your whole career man, And this is a
Speaker 1: gift from above girl Milkie Jean white cliffs baby.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, shout out to them.
Speaker 2: Man, it's for you. And this is there.
Speaker 3: They're room right here. They're wrong, white white people.
Speaker 2: They gave me some liquor. Yeah, that's a milkie.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: This is the shirt you have on right, Yep, it's
Speaker 2: just the white woman. How did you You was looking
Speaker 2: at you? So I should wait. It's more often I
Speaker 2: can see it. You can't. He can see you with
Speaker 2: two cans. He can't see you blood. So that's the special.
Speaker 2: And then I guess, I guess some other things in
Speaker 2: the worst. But nothing to announce, you know, Okay, you
Speaker 2: don't want to give everything away.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, let me just tell you something. Man, you're
Speaker 7: one of the funniest people on the planet. You're a
Speaker 7: person that could take like That's what we are as
Speaker 7: a musicians. You can take pain and make people make
Speaker 7: pleasure out of it. Like I've never like, I know,
Speaker 7: we didn't get into it too much, but I hear
Speaker 7: you speak about your step pops, and here you speak
Speaker 7: about your pops and you make it so articulate even
Speaker 7: though you're talking about pain. It's just like it's just
Speaker 7: like like that that that's that's so I suggest not
Speaker 7: only a special, but I definitely want to see Gary
Speaker 7: Owen sketch comedy.
Speaker 2: Like I definitely want to see it.
Speaker 7: And you know what's crazy, you know, thinking about like
Speaker 7: the way you spoke about Drew Ski earlier. I think
Speaker 7: that like the elder generation generation like him directing, because
Speaker 7: these skits that you're talking about, like but with like uh,
Speaker 7: I believe it was one time h's gonna have a
Speaker 7: fight and instead of you like being aggressive back, you
Speaker 7: just agreed to whatever. The guy yeah yeah, he said,
Speaker 7: say Man, man, Man, I might yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 7: like all those sketches, Like, I suggest you do that
Speaker 7: because as a fan, like I visually when you speak about.
Speaker 2: It, I visually see it. Yeah, so why not me
Speaker 2: visually see it? Like and then there's so many people,
Speaker 2: so I encourage you, man to keep doing your thing.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 7: You make so many people happy. Man, you make so
Speaker 7: many people proud, You make so many people laugh. What
Speaker 7: you do is very important. Man, And we over here
Speaker 7: we know I want to give your flowers.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Let you know, man, man, Man, continue to do your thing.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna take some Plas.
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