WEBVTT - Episode 511 w/ Gary Owen

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<v Speaker 1>It is drinks Chests, motherfucker podcast makes he's a legends

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<v Speaker 1>every queens rapper.

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<v Speaker 2>He ain't agreed as your boy in o R. He's

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<v Speaker 2>a Miami hip hop pioneer.

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<v Speaker 3>Put up his DJ E f N.

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<v Speaker 2>Together they drink it up with some of the biggest players,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>What I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>And the most professional unprofessional podcast and your number one

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<v Speaker 1>source for drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Drink chans motherfuck post das New Year c That's it's

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<v Speaker 2>time for drink Champions. Drink up, motherfuck motherucker? Would a

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<v Speaker 2>good be hoodies? Mister is your boy and a O

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<v Speaker 2>N A.

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<v Speaker 5>What up?

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<v Speaker 6>Is dj e f N And it's Jack Thriller. Akay

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<v Speaker 6>the horror port Okay, was it ready for that? This

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<v Speaker 6>drink motherfucker? Let's go and the person that.

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<v Speaker 2>Be about to introduce.

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<v Speaker 7>I've been a fan of this guy, you know, since

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<v Speaker 7>nineteen eighty seven, and one of the things that they

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<v Speaker 7>say about him is he's one of the best black

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<v Speaker 7>comedians that's not black. But I really want to defute

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<v Speaker 7>that statement because this man is one of the funniest

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<v Speaker 7>people on the planet. It does not matter if you white, black,

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<v Speaker 7>purple Barney, Yellow Tale Sushi, It doesn't matter what you is,

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<v Speaker 7>he is one of the funniest people on the planet.

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<v Speaker 7>Man on stage, he's so electric. He's been through so much.

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<v Speaker 7>We're gonna give him his flowers. We're gonna praise him

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<v Speaker 7>today and let him know how much he means to

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<v Speaker 7>this comedy world.

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<v Speaker 6>Motherfucker, Gary Owen, let's go off top of all your

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<v Speaker 6>policy for years.

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<v Speaker 3>And one of those people that call you Gary Owens,

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<v Speaker 3>originally that was that's your that's originally your name, right

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<v Speaker 3>with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Originally well, yeah, it was Rizzia was And then when

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting SAG, first movie I got was with Jamie Fox,

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<v Speaker 2>was called held up and then they held up yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh and then uh, you know they said this

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<v Speaker 2>already Gary Owens. So I had to go with the sage.

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<v Speaker 2>They give you, like literally, they send you a list

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<v Speaker 2>of names you can pick change. Yeah, yeah, because there

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<v Speaker 2>can only be one.

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<v Speaker 3>They forced this some people.

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie Fox ain't Jamie Fox, Cruise, ain't Tom Cruise. They

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you want you want g A R R Y.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to put Gary s Owens my middle initial,

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought the easiest thing, I'll just dropped the

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<v Speaker 2>s Gary Owen for letters four letters. I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 2>how attached black people are to that letter. That s

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<v Speaker 2>researching you. I realized because I was like, first.

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<v Speaker 7>Off, I was researching you, and I kept that yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>but I realized.

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<v Speaker 2>Once it does bop up like whatever specially it is

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<v Speaker 2>the essen is not there.

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<v Speaker 7>So I'm like, am I seeing Jack Whilie? I thought

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<v Speaker 7>I was Jack Villa was. I was seeing things and

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<v Speaker 7>then and then I noticed that you did an interview

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<v Speaker 7>somewhere and you was like, no, it's black people put

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<v Speaker 7>the esor yeah, And I was like, holy shit, I

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<v Speaker 7>am so fucking guilty. Yeah, shrimps, yeahrimp so his his

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<v Speaker 7>his was crazy. Right, You've been in this game since

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<v Speaker 7>nineteen ninety seven. That was raw comedy man in nineteen

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<v Speaker 7>eighty seven. I came out in nineteen eighty seven. My

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<v Speaker 7>Word Report album came out in nineteen eighty seven. How different, Like,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sorry it sound like the NBA players that you know,

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<v Speaker 7>they look at the NBA now and they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 7>oh man, she is so pussy now, but like in

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<v Speaker 7>our day and I hate to sound like that people,

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<v Speaker 7>but in our day. But how different is comedy from

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<v Speaker 7>nineteenninety seven to comedy right now, twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>My thing now is the Golden Age of comedy because, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because you don't have to rely on somebody else to

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<v Speaker 2>make it. You can with all these social media platforms.

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<v Speaker 2>You two keep Instagram, there's no there's no you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't make the excuse there's gatekeepers. Now you got

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<v Speaker 2>a camera and you start recording your sets and start

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<v Speaker 2>posting them. I go, it's it's been. You've seen them,

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Rife, Nate Jackson, more recently, Mojo Brooks. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>those guys took off, and they didn't have Netflix specials,

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<v Speaker 2>and they took off. They didn't have Comedy Central specials.

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<v Speaker 2>When I started, you really needed somebody to like almost

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<v Speaker 2>annoint you, like, all right, we're gonna put you in something.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna don't matter how Whatspact did bt okay For

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<v Speaker 2>Black comics, it was Comic View and then Comedy Center

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<v Speaker 2>was coming along, and then death Chan kind of way.

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<v Speaker 2>But you didn't have a lot of outlets, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean. So I think nowadays the younger guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they they have that advantage, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, which is which is great because I'm learning

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<v Speaker 2>from them. But I ain't got to admit the first

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<v Speaker 2>COVID year though I'm not doing it. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>save my stuff so when people see me live and

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<v Speaker 2>then I go, I'm a fucking idiot, I bet I

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<v Speaker 2>get my ship out there, right.

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<v Speaker 3>But you don't think it's like music where it feels

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<v Speaker 3>like it's oversaturated because anybody thinks they could do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like anything. If you're good, you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like boxing, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, boxing is a different if you're good because boxing

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<v Speaker 3>you got to hit people and get hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I'm just saying though. We all know those boxes

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<v Speaker 2>that like coming up like guys they want to fight,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, if he gets a shot, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but now you know he don't he really? If you

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<v Speaker 2>got your phone, you can pretty much make it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the polls fucked that up for all of us. Anybody

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<v Speaker 2>can box now or you kack a box? Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's a good example though, because now you

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<v Speaker 2>have like social media guys that are doing stand up right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's a blessing and a curse because they're there's

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<v Speaker 2>they get on the road, they sell tickets, but they're

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<v Speaker 2>not they don't have the hour yet, it doesn't solid right.

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<v Speaker 2>But you also, they got an audience it's probably never

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<v Speaker 2>been to a stand up comedy show either, so they

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<v Speaker 2>have nothing to compare it to, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're getting laughs, but they're like those people have

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<v Speaker 2>never been to a show with the season comic either. So,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can't knock somebody. You don't choose your audience.

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<v Speaker 2>They choose you. You can get out there and make money.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't make some money.

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<v Speaker 7>Because I heard you these gay people that go to

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<v Speaker 7>your shows? Now, who just gay people that go to

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<v Speaker 7>your shown? Yeah, they'd be in there. You heard that specifically?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, white people like they kicking about he's being gentified

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<v Speaker 2>backwards the opposite way. So I now cancel culture, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that Does that determine how you you make your material?

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<v Speaker 7>Because certain sit like you know, I'm gonna be honest,

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<v Speaker 7>certain jokes their hearts, but they funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Do you take that into consideration when you're write

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<v Speaker 2>in your material? Yeah, of course, Like you just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of realize is it worth it? You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, obviously I'm not going to say the

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<v Speaker 2>N word on stage. I'm not going to go there.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what I mean, because people I got

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<v Speaker 2>people and be like, do you got to pass you

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<v Speaker 2>say it? I was like, I ain't risking that. So

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<v Speaker 2>many people tell me that, because the thing is, if

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<v Speaker 2>I have ten thousand people in the audience, nine thousand,

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<v Speaker 2>nine ninety nine could be laughing that one person exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>it's offended. That's what's going to get everybody going, all's on.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Benjamin Krump at my show, these black kids

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<v Speaker 2>I got, I forget who was people. He was like, man,

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<v Speaker 2>tell him I got more black kids than Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a gang. So no, but I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to answer your question. I think Cancel Culture had its

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<v Speaker 2>run as far as that goes. I think now with

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<v Speaker 2>with Shane Gillis, Andrew Schultz, these these Netflix roast you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, I think we've kind of taken

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<v Speaker 2>the power back because you think the internet is running

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<v Speaker 2>your career. You think these people that are making all

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<v Speaker 2>the noise on their keyboards, But most of those people

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<v Speaker 2>were never going to come see you anyways. They've never

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<v Speaker 2>been to a comedy show. And you'll find out that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I said some some ship that people could say it

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<v Speaker 2>was Cancel Culture ship. But there's so many people that

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear that. It's all a sudden your ticket

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<v Speaker 2>shill start going up, you know what I mean. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>And that outrage is short lived, like very much, and

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<v Speaker 2>they don't really mean it. They're just like they see

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<v Speaker 2>thirty second snippet and they haven't looked at your whole career,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 7>But you seem like a person who cares, right Like,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not malicious, Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm not malicious in anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Even when I talked about people or a culture or

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<v Speaker 2>a race, there's no malicious intent behind it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because I had I had the special needs community come

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<v Speaker 2>after me about ten years ago. Came they came out

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<v Speaker 2>for real, not your people came back. People came back

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<v Speaker 2>with Jack man. That's got it. You wasn't that that meaning?

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't that that man.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody that's disability that's not special needs? You talking about this, dude? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I got it? Rate it R. I

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<v Speaker 2>made a mistake one time.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, we had Mike Apps on here and I had

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<v Speaker 7>invited internet comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 7>I't know the difference at the time. Okay, read over,

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<v Speaker 7>what is his name Brian Read And now I don't

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<v Speaker 7>know that name. Well, he's He's but I didn't realize.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that they was on the same show because

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<v Speaker 2>they were both in Miami at the time. So I

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<v Speaker 2>invited Mike and what's Mike's friend name? He's Henry will

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<v Speaker 2>oh he is. So these are two real comedians as opposed.

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<v Speaker 7>So I put them all on the mike together, right,

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<v Speaker 7>me not knowing announced to me that you got to

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<v Speaker 7>say that unpronounced to you, like you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>And he thought all comedians knew each other. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>very very dumb. So and when I tell you Mike

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<v Speaker 2>and Henry his name is Henry Henry well Herry, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>when I tell you, they like scorched him like like,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm thinking they know each other, And is there

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<v Speaker 2>a world that.

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<v Speaker 7>That that could coexist, like, because like you, Mike, there's

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<v Speaker 7>certain people that just just just so electrifying on stage.

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<v Speaker 7>But these other people, these New School could beias. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>not saying it's not that they're not funny, but they're

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<v Speaker 7>funny with edits, right, It's a different that's a different muscles.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a different muscle, you know what I mean. But

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, there's there's just like I said, when I

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<v Speaker 7>started Alls, we had. All we had was stand up.

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<v Speaker 7>We weren't doing sketches and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Alls we were doing every weekend was every week going up,

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<v Speaker 2>driving over the country, you know what I mean. So

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<v Speaker 2>we were just working on that muscle stand up. These

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<v Speaker 2>the social media guys, they're doing sketches.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be stand up would evolved, you would you

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<v Speaker 3>would graduate.

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<v Speaker 2>You evolved with it. Yeah, but they're they're kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like they're they're building their act in front of an audience. Already.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't have an audience. We could bomb and nobody

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<v Speaker 2>would know have the audience you said, they already have

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<v Speaker 2>their audience when they're out there. So it's a pleasing

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<v Speaker 2>en courage. You're making money, but you don't really have

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<v Speaker 2>the experience and the chop shed to get up there

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<v Speaker 2>for an hour, you know what I mean. We were

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<v Speaker 2>able to, like you know, not do well and nobody

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<v Speaker 2>knew about it. I'm in des Moines, Io with the

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<v Speaker 2>funny bone. Nobody knows I bomb last night. Nowadays people know,

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<v Speaker 2>oh they got it on the day, they know, So,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying. We had we had that

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<v Speaker 2>ability to not do well and nobody find out. And

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<v Speaker 2>those are the best stories in standup. I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it when comedians tell me they ripped. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care. But that's the reason about media is taking

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<v Speaker 2>your phone over right now? Yeah, yeah, And they don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to don't want you know, if you're working on

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<v Speaker 2>your hour because you know, the crowd word things a thing. Now, right,

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<v Speaker 2>you're working on your hour and people think we're going

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<v Speaker 2>up there just doing crowd work. Now we're doing We're

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<v Speaker 2>giving you probably an hour, but then we might do

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes of CrowdWork. But I always tell my guys,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you know my act, don't put the jokes

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<v Speaker 2>that's going in the next special in that. Find those

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<v Speaker 2>moments where I was talking to an audience member or

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<v Speaker 2>something happened that that's off the cuff. Put those on

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<v Speaker 2>the internet. So it's not just all CrowdWork. If you

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<v Speaker 2>think we're just up there doing CrowdWork the whole time,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not what's happening.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever seen somebody get boob doing CrowdWork?

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<v Speaker 1>Go say he saw something like a really big person

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<v Speaker 1>doing crowd work and got booed, really yes, it's gotten

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<v Speaker 1>to that point where you know what is the crowd work.

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<v Speaker 2>CrowdWork is when you croud work can go either way.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have somebody talking loud in audience, you start

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<v Speaker 2>going off on them, or or you're just like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>where you're from? Is this your wife? You just start

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<v Speaker 2>talking to him and then it kind of happens. People

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<v Speaker 2>don't realize feel like the crowdwork's new.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>The first crowd work comics really was Martin and DL

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<v Speaker 2>Martin on dev jam With doing crowd work before he

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<v Speaker 2>brought the comics out Dale who he was doing CrowdWork

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<v Speaker 2>on Comic View. I used to watch it to see

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<v Speaker 2>him do CrowdWork. This guy just starts going off on

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<v Speaker 2>the audience. I never see nothing like it. Nothing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>those were those guys doing crowdork before it became a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how he got on on on the Fresh

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<v Speaker 1>Prince of bel Air h doing the warm ups, doing

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<v Speaker 1>crowd work and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 2>That's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh wow, yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the crowd works. My favorite crowd works was

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<v Speaker 2>what you was?

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<v Speaker 7>You got this black guy in the front and I

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<v Speaker 7>believe you're in Houston, and uh, you looked towards the

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<v Speaker 7>guy and I don't know if he was about to

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<v Speaker 7>bag on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Or something, but the guy goes, do you have been

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<v Speaker 2>with these hands? Yeah? My doctor, My prosected me. Doctor.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>He was legit your doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the guy that snipped my balls. Yeah, I want

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<v Speaker 2>that ship like three hundred times. Let me tell you so,

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<v Speaker 2>because I knew that was not played, like I knew

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<v Speaker 2>that was organic, like like your face. I'm kept he

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<v Speaker 2>was in the front. I kept look at him like

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<v Speaker 2>because I only met him twice, and both times my

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<v Speaker 2>name was out here, you know. Both times I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>to him. Hey, I just I remember it so well

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<v Speaker 2>because I was getting a sect with me and we're

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<v Speaker 2>just talking and I saw his his diplomas on the

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<v Speaker 2>wall and one of them said University of Cincinnati for Cincinnati,

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, oh, you went to U. See we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking in the middle of us talking about the Bearcats, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, Ken you Martin is Corey Blood? He like

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<v Speaker 2>you dump pants. He's still talking basketball with my bubbles

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<v Speaker 2>in his hand. I go, bro, can we stop this conversation?

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<v Speaker 2>So I get done. And then the next time I

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<v Speaker 2>saw him, obviously I'm getting sniffed, and so literally, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the third time I've seen this guy in my life

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm on stage going I know him, but how

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<v Speaker 2>do I know him? Because it had been a year

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<v Speaker 2>I va sectomy and I just said, yo, how do

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<v Speaker 2>I know you? And even the nurses I recognized, so

0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I was like, nursing, Yeah, the whole He brought his

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<v Speaker 2>whole staff out to see me. Yeah. So the girls

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<v Speaker 2>are just I'm looking work up there. So they've all

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<v Speaker 2>seen my day, all of them, everybody in there and

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<v Speaker 2>see my ship. So it's like I wasn't my act changed.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't about to brag on my ship that night.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>So he said, do you recognize.

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<v Speaker 2>Recognize these hands? Because I was talking to him for

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<v Speaker 2>a minute, I swore at the first sorry, but at

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<v Speaker 2>the first part when he said that, I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>thought I had to fight because you know how people

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<v Speaker 2>say yeah yeah, and I was just like, holy shit,

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<v Speaker 2>but ahead, I'm sorry, yeah no, but he was saying.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was funny because we had a nice

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth. But when we edited, we edited down

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<v Speaker 2>to make it, you know, more, to get rid of

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<v Speaker 2>all the bullshit and just get to the ship. People

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<v Speaker 2>were like, that's a hippo violation. You can't announce that

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff. I go, no, no, no, no, no, to mean,

0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.000
<v Speaker 2>that's something with the doctors, like doctors can't say who. Yeah, privacy,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't say who you're working on because you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want people talking.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're literally consenting.

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<v Speaker 2>On stage two, I started the conversation. I said, oh, Ship, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know my doc.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you talking about your prosector me? Yeah, in that Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking about my prosectomy in my act. So when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting a joke, I'm looking at him like this guy,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's why he's sitting because you don't recognize his hands, Like, oh, Ship,

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<v Speaker 2>I think my voice went up.

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<v Speaker 4>Ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you said to the side so much because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like he was like, man, so this is there's

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of people who see my nick in the

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<v Speaker 2>house that this is my girlfriend. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, like you said, but this this is

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<v Speaker 2>what I want to This is what I want to ask. Now.

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<v Speaker 5>This is.

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<v Speaker 7>Like if I was rapping on stage right and I

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<v Speaker 7>see my my third grade teacher, I wouldn't be able

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<v Speaker 7>to stop the show and continue to show as well as.

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<v Speaker 2>You did, like how the hell can you like.

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<v Speaker 7>Or something like that, and you just organically like respond

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<v Speaker 7>to that and make it funny.

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<v Speaker 2>How how how does that just when you're the best,

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<v Speaker 2>When you're the best, it's just what you do. You

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<v Speaker 2>know we're talking about right now, jack Man. Yeah, one

0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:07.720
<v Speaker 2>day you'll get there, because it's just natural, dead ass,

0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:10.000
<v Speaker 2>like I can't explain it, Like I think it's also

0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:13.600
<v Speaker 2>you do this so long, like that is my safe

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<v Speaker 2>place no matter what's going on in my life. Like

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<v Speaker 2>everybody's going through ship off stage right, I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. When I get on stage, it's just

0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:24.040
<v Speaker 2>like everything goes away. It's just peaceful. I just hope

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<v Speaker 2>I'm healthy enough to do this until I check out,

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<v Speaker 2>like Don Rickles, you know what I mean. It's really

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<v Speaker 2>it really is the best there. I don't need a therapist.

0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.040
<v Speaker 2>I can get on stage. It's just I can just

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<v Speaker 2>talk podcasts at times at times at time all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a question for you guys, let's go when

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<v Speaker 2>when the game came here? He really read that whole bottle.

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<v Speaker 3>We debate this all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that really.

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<v Speaker 7>We At first we didn't know, But afterwards I hung

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<v Speaker 7>out with game a couple of times, and that man.

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<v Speaker 2>Can drink, he can go and according to the to

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<v Speaker 2>the Versus, I, if I had to bet, I would

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<v Speaker 2>believe that he drank that that was a whole bottle. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it. He bring it?

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<v Speaker 5>Did he bring out?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, now there's people he brought it. He brought he

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<v Speaker 3>brought it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, this Leander actually yeah, we don't remember because there

0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:19.840
<v Speaker 7>was so much going on at the time.

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<v Speaker 4>But but.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's too focused, bro.

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<v Speaker 7>But a versus at versus you can actually see the

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<v Speaker 7>tequilla jumping out of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you can see it. Say blood that much

0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:37.399
<v Speaker 2>show I believe. I ain't gonna lie watching the Versus.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was blood. One point. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, then let me go outside. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna watch.

0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:46.479
<v Speaker 7>Captain Crunch commercials or something because I gotta get out

0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:50.160
<v Speaker 7>of this. Okay, And you really didn't date a white

0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:51.360
<v Speaker 7>girl since nineteen ninety six.

0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:53.720
<v Speaker 2>No, I never did a white girl. I slept for

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<v Speaker 2>the white girl second she was slept. I never did it. Okay,

0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:00.960
<v Speaker 2>it was just fun. It's just because because she liked

0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:03.800
<v Speaker 2>the black guys. You're like, yeah, well, I met her

0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:06.920
<v Speaker 2>at T Black Guys, and I knew it because she

0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:09.600
<v Speaker 2>had the haircut. Yeah, she had the eye black haircut.

0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.800
<v Speaker 2>It's the asymmetrical bob and like the bangs come down,

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<v Speaker 2>you think it's up here, you you know, you see it, Sody,

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<v Speaker 2>did you get familiar with that cuts? Literally should be

0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:26.160
<v Speaker 2>on the should be on the hair salon, like kind

0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:27.360
<v Speaker 2>of like ta bons. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You see water, you see a lot of Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>see a lot on Moury back in the day. So

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<v Speaker 2>what would you at the ball? You's like you want

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<v Speaker 2>to fuck around? It was a TGI Fridays in San Diego.

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<v Speaker 2>I was right off Highway. I was in the Navy,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh literally it's like I went there all the

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<v Speaker 2>time because like between like four thirty and six, the

0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:48.479
<v Speaker 2>appetiser was half off, so I didn't have a lot

0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:50.840
<v Speaker 2>of money, so I can get like potato skins and

0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:53.639
<v Speaker 2>chicken skewers for like fifteen dollars, you know. So like

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<v Speaker 2>that's where I went. But she's literally like two barstools

0:19:57.359 --> 0:20:00.480
<v Speaker 2>down from We're the only ones there, So we just

0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:04.399
<v Speaker 2>started talking about nothing, and then in the middle of

0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:06.359
<v Speaker 2>us talking, I literally asked her, I said, hey, can

0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:08.840
<v Speaker 2>I see something? I said, get it black guys, and

0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:11.879
<v Speaker 2>she's like her whole attitude change, Why you say that?

0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Why you say that? I mean even the tone change,

0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:18.680
<v Speaker 2>and I go your your hair. She was like, she

0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:21.159
<v Speaker 2>went on, I wouldn't fuck you, and I was like,

0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:24.119
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, I wouldn't fuck you, you know.

0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:26.840
<v Speaker 2>And then it was just like it was like, you know,

0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:28.480
<v Speaker 2>you couldn't have this white puss it. I'm like, you

0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:30.320
<v Speaker 2>can't handle this white dick. And I like, why pussy?

0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:34.280
<v Speaker 2>What dick? Why push? And the bartender just sitting there

0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:35.240
<v Speaker 2>like you know you're both white?

0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:35.399
<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>Who was?

0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>What was?

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<v Speaker 2>He was white? He was just like roll around the place, tennis,

0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:45.119
<v Speaker 2>back and forth, and then we start laughing about it.

0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:48.879
<v Speaker 2>Then we start cutting up. Then we started drinking and

0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:52.600
<v Speaker 2>listen in my act, it was it comes across way

0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:55.640
<v Speaker 2>more tense. It never got tense. It was more fun,

0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:59.359
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. And then I don't literally

0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how we ended up back in my

0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:03.960
<v Speaker 2>place because I lived close, but I just know we

0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:06.720
<v Speaker 2>was in my car. Then we started making out of

0:21:06.760 --> 0:21:09.000
<v Speaker 2>my car, which was random, and then we got back

0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:11.840
<v Speaker 2>to my place and that's it. Just happened. Was any

0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:15.960
<v Speaker 2>milk involved, No, no milk. It was different though, just

0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:20.800
<v Speaker 2>like you know, it's very uh, it's like you know,

0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:23.320
<v Speaker 2>our skin were blending into each other. Wow. Like I

0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:24.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, am I smacking your s

0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:32.800
<v Speaker 2>r mind? She had a body, she had up body.

0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:34.720
<v Speaker 2>And the fun is we stay in touch, right. We

0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:38.040
<v Speaker 2>stayed in that Facebook right, we stayed. We stayed in touch,

0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:39.760
<v Speaker 2>and you lose touch and then you stay in touch. Right,

0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:44.600
<v Speaker 2>And I was correct. She only dates black guys. Like

0:21:44.800 --> 0:21:48.840
<v Speaker 2>for some reason that day we both was like, we're

0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:50.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna try it, you know what I mean.

0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:51.200
<v Speaker 5>And that's what it is.

0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:53.880
<v Speaker 2>And then she got two mixed kids. Now she still

0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:55.679
<v Speaker 2>comes to see me when I go to San Diego.

0:21:55.760 --> 0:21:57.639
<v Speaker 2>She's always got like a brother with her. So never

0:21:57.720 --> 0:21:58.200
<v Speaker 2>call her out.

0:21:58.480 --> 0:22:02.280
<v Speaker 7>So you and you in Disney World with your new girl, right, kids,

0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:04.720
<v Speaker 7>and you see this woman? Did you introduce her as that.

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<v Speaker 2>One white girl? Wait, it's so long you know my

0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:15.480
<v Speaker 2>girl now she doesn't care about that stuff. Even we

0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:17.920
<v Speaker 2>got together, I was like, I had a long conversation.

0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:21.080
<v Speaker 2>I said, look, I'm in the entertainment business. If you've

0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:23.520
<v Speaker 2>ever done anything with anybody in our business, I go

0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:26.160
<v Speaker 2>tell me now said it to your new girl? Yet

0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:28.160
<v Speaker 2>to do that? Yeah, I want to be in a room.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody got one on me. I hear it secondhand. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate I had to ask that, but I had

0:22:34.440 --> 0:22:36.160
<v Speaker 1>to ask, I said, And you find out Will Fower

0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:45.080
<v Speaker 1>was all up in there. It's real, your wife, it's

0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:45.760
<v Speaker 1>a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 2>You can handle that. I can handle it.

0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:53.080
<v Speaker 7>That's well, I'm Jim carry Jim carry can jail with

0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:56.080
<v Speaker 7>Jim Carrey if Jim Okay, that's the mask though.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, she wasn't sleeping with comedians. I was like general,

0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:02.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about just timedian, somebody in general, Bill Moore.

0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:09.399
<v Speaker 2>We should all be lucky enough to follow Bill More,

0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:14.879
<v Speaker 2>you know what? Yeah, so okay, I was all over

0:23:14.880 --> 0:23:17.560
<v Speaker 2>the place. You wanted to tell the story of what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my mind was terrible. I had Marlan Wayne's and

0:23:24.119 --> 0:23:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Tony Rock and you kind of stupid ship. Oh yeah, yeah,

0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:37.920
<v Speaker 1>it was the worst. Wasna Wayne's brothers for years. I

0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:42.000
<v Speaker 1>want to say something to him, terrible. It was so

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 1>hard from you, man. I wanted to kill him and.

0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Saying that wholly man, I wanted to kick I might

0:23:47.040 --> 0:23:49.159
<v Speaker 2>don't love him at the same time. Always Marlin and

0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:53.560
<v Speaker 2>Tony Rock go together. Them niggas is taking over them.

0:23:53.920 --> 0:23:55.959
<v Speaker 2>They are they gotta tie down because you know why

0:23:56.000 --> 0:23:59.320
<v Speaker 2>they take it over. Damon and Chris is left over

0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:04.440
<v Speaker 2>ship probably Yeah, you know, like it makes sense, yeah, Gary, Gary.

0:24:05.280 --> 0:24:07.000
<v Speaker 5>So I was on Drink Champs and I had talked

0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:09.080
<v Speaker 5>about it with Norri and E f M.

0:24:09.520 --> 0:24:11.879
<v Speaker 1>And Marlon had called me and I just happened to

0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:14.480
<v Speaker 1>be with Norri again and with a method man video shoot,

0:24:14.800 --> 0:24:17.159
<v Speaker 1>and I had Marlon d M me about it and

0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:18.440
<v Speaker 1>it was like that that's your.

0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Girl and such and such.

0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know, man, just gonna talk to her again,

0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:22.680
<v Speaker 1>and I let nor see the ship. He was like,

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:39.080
<v Speaker 1>he's still walking up to hoot me back up with

0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:44.560
<v Speaker 1>my wife to give me my pitch man. Hold on,

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard that term before. You just said a

0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:53.040
<v Speaker 1>comedy whole comedy host because we got goofies. Yeah.

0:24:53.119 --> 0:25:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Podcast. I don't know what the funk we got podcast?

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:10.639
<v Speaker 2>I can't oh, but now I swear I am oblivious

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:13.320
<v Speaker 2>to what you're about to say. I really don't know that.

0:25:13.400 --> 0:25:16.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't so I am so curious. What is the

0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:18.439
<v Speaker 2>fucking comedy? I mean I don't know what a comedy

0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:23.040
<v Speaker 2>is in general, but they're out there like you'll, you'll

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:26.159
<v Speaker 2>literally like I don't. I guess I could it so

0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:30.160
<v Speaker 2>long ago, Like I literally I remember, God has had

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:33.840
<v Speaker 2>to be fifteen sixteen years ago. Girl I messed with

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:37.280
<v Speaker 2>at some point, not Rachel, No, I don't even know

0:25:37.280 --> 0:25:40.360
<v Speaker 2>her name. So long ago. But then I saw, I saw,

0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I saw Tony Rock and he had a picture or

0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:46.359
<v Speaker 2>she had a picture on Instagram, and I was just

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:49.440
<v Speaker 2>like yo, I said, I hit Tony up and I

0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:52.359
<v Speaker 2>was like oh, I said, well there's one that we

0:25:52.440 --> 0:25:54.240
<v Speaker 2>both had, you know what I mean? Okay, So I

0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:56.800
<v Speaker 2>just I don't know if there's a type. I don't

0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:59.560
<v Speaker 2>know if they plant it out like you rappers, rappers

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:03.600
<v Speaker 2>host the you got it's planned they know, Yeah yeah.

0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:05.880
<v Speaker 2>I think comedy was the more spur of the moment.

0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh that funny, oh okay type ship they walk up poles,

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey they gotta be at the show. Okay.

0:26:13.280 --> 0:26:16.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, Tony Rock, I had checked him about fucking

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:17.680
<v Speaker 1>my bitch before I met.

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:20.359
<v Speaker 2>Her, and I was like, bro, you just had you

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:23.240
<v Speaker 2>you checked him. You can't check it.

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:26.120
<v Speaker 1>You can't cause before she do he should have known

0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:28.640
<v Speaker 1>that she was gonna be for somebody special one day.

0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 2>And so that's what I had a problem with.

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:32.879
<v Speaker 1>You just had to everybody you ain't thinking about it,

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 1>the guys in the future, that she would be really grateful.

0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:38.240
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just making all this stuff in my mind

0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:41.440
<v Speaker 1>trying I feel crazy because him.

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm so mush Still, I'm just mad.

0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:50.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm just mad he met her before I did, and

0:26:50.480 --> 0:26:52.480
<v Speaker 1>they hurticked him about.

0:26:52.400 --> 0:26:54.800
<v Speaker 3>You got mad at him from messing with her before

0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:55.359
<v Speaker 3>he even met her.

0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 2>So you never knew her and you're met a tony

0:26:58.240 --> 0:27:01.639
<v Speaker 2>for mess with her before you met her. Yeah, because

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:06.240
<v Speaker 2>like her. Yeah, I see why you got him on

0:27:06.240 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 2>the show. Now, I ain't gonna lie. This is like,

0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 2>this is like the fifth chick i've seen cheat on you.

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Didn't a piece of girl cheat on you. Yeah, but

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 2>he didn't cheat on you. He was messing with her

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 2>before you. She knew she was gonna meet me one day.

0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 2>She knew she was gonna meet one day. He knows

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:28.120
<v Speaker 2>he again once he got that's the way of letting

0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 2>it down. Okay, Kevin Hart, why do people think? Why

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 2>do people say that to me? Kevin Hart is one

0:27:39.080 --> 0:27:41.919
<v Speaker 2>of the funniest peoplehen I'm playing yeah facts, I think

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:43.160
<v Speaker 2>that his success.

0:27:45.160 --> 0:27:48.919
<v Speaker 7>Kind of like people like down play me and oh

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:51.359
<v Speaker 7>he's not funny, Like what do you feel about that?

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You've got your great friends. Yeah, I

0:27:53.359 --> 0:27:56.040
<v Speaker 2>think that just comes with it when you become one

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:59.919
<v Speaker 2>of the top dogs. That's that's part of it. Nobody, nobody,

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:02.280
<v Speaker 2>there's nobody out there right now that that is like

0:28:03.160 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 2>everybody agrees with the best you got, you got lebron

0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:09.320
<v Speaker 2>and Michael Jordan and you never change. Animis mine With Kevin,

0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand it, Like I always say, like those

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 2>guys like Kevin and Chappelle, you don't get it till

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 2>you're in the room with them, and then it becomes

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 2>very clear why they're where they're at in their career

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:24.119
<v Speaker 2>because they have that it factor and you can't explain it,

0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:26.239
<v Speaker 2>but you and I know you guys have met them.

0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:28.439
<v Speaker 2>Like when you're in the room with them, they literally

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.200
<v Speaker 2>make you feel like you're the only one in the room.

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.760
<v Speaker 2>You know, they make you feel like you're you're important,

0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 2>and no matter what's going on in the room, who's

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:36.719
<v Speaker 2>in there, you feel like, oh, this guy really likes

0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 2>we have a report. They don't they're not blowing you off.

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 2>And you know, I don't know where the hate comes from.

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:49.000
<v Speaker 2>I've known since ninety eight, you know how Yeah, how

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 2>we even met was random. I was I was doing

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:56.040
<v Speaker 2>with Caroline right, I was on Caroline. Yeah, I was

0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:58.200
<v Speaker 2>doing Carolines in New York, and it was my first

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:01.880
<v Speaker 2>time being in New York. First I'm headlining a comedy

0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 2>club and a buddy of ours name named Dolph and

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Philly he called me because hey, we got this young

0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:10.960
<v Speaker 2>gut he's like nineteen. He goes, his name's little keV.

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 2>He wants to do a guest spot, and keV got

0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:13.840
<v Speaker 2>on the phone and he was still kid back. Then

0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 2>he goes, hey, Gary, man, I don't want to You

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:16.560
<v Speaker 2>ain't got to put me on.

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 4>It's cool.

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I just want to know. I don't want to step

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 2>on toes.

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:18.720
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:20.240
<v Speaker 2>I know you're busy. I said, no, come down, and

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 2>then we end up hanging out the whole weekend. He

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:24.760
<v Speaker 2>was cool ever since, but he was still the same

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 2>at nineteen, you know what I mean. So I don't

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:29.920
<v Speaker 2>know where it comes from. I just think you know

0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 2>you're doing something right when comics are talking about your

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 2>other people saying he's not that funny, because the truth is,

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.760
<v Speaker 2>he is right, you know, and he can do it all.

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 2>He can go off the top of his head. I've

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 2>seen him like you just be in the room, like

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:45.960
<v Speaker 2>going playing a dozens with somebody and he's killing you

0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:47.960
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? He still saw he did it

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 2>when I got married a couple months ago and he

0:29:51.400 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 2>couldn't make I got the guys from Thinking Like a

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Man to be my groomsman, right, because I realized we

0:29:56.640 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 2>all haven't been in the same room since since the

0:30:00.880 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Think Like a Man two came out. I told you

0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I went to Teris J. Redding in Dubai. Not everybody went, oh, no,

0:30:05.480 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 2>everybody I went. I think I was the only one

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:09.959
<v Speaker 2>from from the Think Like a Man guys that went.

0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 2>I was the only one that went, yeah, because it

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:12.959
<v Speaker 2>was in Dubai, you know what I mean.

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, I had to call keV first

0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:17.200
<v Speaker 2>because I knew if I got Kevin, all the other

0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:19.800
<v Speaker 2>guys have fall in line. So I got Kevin. He committed,

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 2>and then Eli, Terrence Jerry Romney. I was like, yes,

0:30:23.760 --> 0:30:26.120
<v Speaker 2>even Will Packer, even Tim Story came the director. It

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 2>literally wasn't think like a manor reunion, that wedding, let's

0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 2>do that's annoying for And at the last, like less

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 2>than a week before, Kevin started calling me and I

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, this ain't good. He was catching he

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 2>was he was chartering a private from from Hawaii to

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Houston to make the wedding to get back because he's

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:49.320
<v Speaker 2>shooting Jumanji was in Houston. Now, yeah, so I know.

0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 2>I said, this ain't good. He said, he shouldn't be

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 2>call me like this, Soddy, He said, yo, I got.

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 2>I want to put you on the phone with the

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 2>producers of Jumanji. So I was thinking, either they were

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:01.160
<v Speaker 2>telling me how they are going to release him to

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 2>come to the wedding, or he's not coming, and it

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 2>was it was the latter.

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 8>I was.

0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 2>They said, you know, we our shooting schedule got mixed up.

0:31:07.760 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 2>We were running behind. Everybody has to be here this weekend.

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 2>The Rock had to change his plans. Jack Plack had

0:31:13.400 --> 0:31:15.600
<v Speaker 2>to change his plans. We can't let him go. So

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 2>what Kevin did was he still gave a toast at

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:20.840
<v Speaker 2>the wedding. Be a satellity. We brought the TV in,

0:31:20.920 --> 0:31:24.080
<v Speaker 2>so he was still there. He FaceTime my wife with

0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 2>the rock while she was getting ready to apologize, and

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 2>then he sent a very generous wedding gift. Well i'll

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 2>just keep between us, but it was.

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:33.480
<v Speaker 4>It was.

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Tony box girlfriend. But he you know, he's just a

0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 2>solid individual, you know what I mean? And I know

0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not the only one He's done stuff like that.

0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 2>He just doesn't go to the press with it stuff.

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 7>You know, Kevin Hart's first movie, Paper Soldiers the first year,

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 7>I mean that with him speaking of Keva heart right,

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:04.040
<v Speaker 7>I felt like kempa Hart. A lot of people said

0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:05.880
<v Speaker 7>that he went too far the Tom Brady roast, right,

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:08.520
<v Speaker 7>So then I felt like he was like, we're paying

0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 7>the people by doing his own roast, right, and he

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 7>let people, you know, get at him.

0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Is that something you would do?

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 7>Because we're appauled that Netflix doesn't doesn't give you like

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 7>you you do a verse of a white privilege when

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 7>it comes.

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>But we'll let's get to that later.

0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:27.360
<v Speaker 7>But if Netflix is approached you right now, we'll say, Gary,

0:32:27.440 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 7>we know we haven't gave you especially, but we wanted

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 7>to do a roast.

0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Would you would you participate in something like that? Hive percent? Now, Okay,

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:38.400
<v Speaker 2>now it's up to you. Who's going to roast you?

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Who's going to roast you? Yeah, I'm gonna go for

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:44.800
<v Speaker 2>the big dogs that know me. Okay, you know what

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean. Yeah, you're p not gonna I'll put your audience,

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>We'll put my roasters like know me. Obviously, I'm I'm

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna pick Kevin. I would pick Nate Jackson. I was

0:33:08.960 --> 0:33:10.640
<v Speaker 2>going back and forth at one point, right because yeah,

0:33:10.640 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 2>we're friends. It's all I like my beasts. Okay, yeah,

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 2>all of them are fake. I don't I will test o, keV,

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Nate Jackson, Cat, Mike Keeps, uh who else? I probably

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 2>used a couple of my openers because they know me

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 2>pretty well. Because I think you always got to give

0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 2>those You always got those people that get their shots,

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:43.360
<v Speaker 2>so to speak, on this on the roast. Uh, yeah,

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 2>there was was five or six? Oh yeah, I think seven.

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 2>If they're gonna let meet in somebody to hold who's

0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:54.480
<v Speaker 2>the host? Yeah? Who would be the host?

0:34:01.880 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 9>You know what?

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:05.160
<v Speaker 2>You know, he's already done it, you know, I know

0:34:05.280 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Kevin has already done it.

0:34:06.560 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 2>He hosted, He hosted a couple of it. He holst

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 2>to Tom Tom Brady.

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:12.320
<v Speaker 5>He hosted.

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Uh, he hosted a couple, didn't he do? He did

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Justin Biebers, Justin he did Justin Bieber. I think it

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:23.719
<v Speaker 2>was Comedy Central back then. Okay, yeah, yeah, I know

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 2>he did. He did Justin Bieber's. Uh yeah, I'm thinking guys,

0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 2>I've I've worked with a lot. Uh, probably put Leavell

0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Crawford on there. I know level would destroy you know,

0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:38.280
<v Speaker 2>he's he's he's one of the guys that like nobody

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:40.239
<v Speaker 2>wants to follow on the road. I think Lavel would

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:46.319
<v Speaker 2>be on there too. Uh. Let me see what about Douvo? Yeah,

0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I put Duvall in there, right right right. I didn't

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:51.080
<v Speaker 2>think about that. Yeah, I'm probably have hosted because he

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:53.280
<v Speaker 2>brings some music into it. You bring out some dancers

0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:56.080
<v Speaker 2>before we come out. Yeah, probably a good host. Okay, yeah,

0:34:56.239 --> 0:35:00.600
<v Speaker 2>let's I didn't think you have thank you. I forgot.

0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:01.400
<v Speaker 5>I thought y'all had it.

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:03.799
<v Speaker 1>Fill out because you left you in at the game

0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 1>when John would be again, I'm.

0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Lying everything on the internet. Listen, I got drinking. We

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 2>woke to the Jacksonville Cincinnay Bengals game. Right, it was

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:16.879
<v Speaker 2>in Jacksonville, so I was in Atlanta. You know, he's

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:20.120
<v Speaker 2>got that little jet right, so we flew down on

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:22.800
<v Speaker 2>his jet. We go to the game, and we're just

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:25.040
<v Speaker 2>assuming Jacksonville has to blow him out because jackson was

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:26.880
<v Speaker 2>on like a five game winning streak. Joe Burrow just

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:29.240
<v Speaker 2>got hurt, so I was like, and then the Bengals

0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:33.000
<v Speaker 2>just just just mocked them. And then I got to

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:36.040
<v Speaker 2>fly back. So du Ball's got the four guys on

0:35:36.080 --> 0:35:38.240
<v Speaker 2>a plane. We're all Jacksonville fans. So now I'm hyped

0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:40.160
<v Speaker 2>on the flight back. So we got back to the

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:42.600
<v Speaker 2>airport in Atlanta. I said, Yo, let's act like you

0:35:42.760 --> 0:35:46.320
<v Speaker 2>left me because the plane hangar bay isn't in Atlanta,

0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:48.319
<v Speaker 2>somewhere else in Georgia. So the plane was dropping us

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 2>off then taking off to go to the hangar bay

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:52.160
<v Speaker 2>where he stores the plane. So I said, act like

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:53.759
<v Speaker 2>you left me, because then the planes got to take off.

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:55.839
<v Speaker 2>We can edit it where it looks like I'm stuck. Wow,

0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 2>do Ball literally.

0:35:56.680 --> 0:35:57.480
<v Speaker 3>Lack like he left me?

0:35:57.840 --> 0:35:59.239
<v Speaker 2>And then you see him playing and taking off and

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going and it's just an echo because you're on

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 2>this empty runway. People really thought he left. People aren't smart, No, no, no, no, yeah,

0:36:08.280 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 2>one of them, some of them. So no, he didn't

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:10.279
<v Speaker 2>leave me.

0:36:11.160 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 5>I think Jack, yo, yo, we got somebody on the

0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:17.640
<v Speaker 5>phone for you, friend.

0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:20.880
<v Speaker 2>He can't see this is this is this is the

0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:22.239
<v Speaker 2>best friend. I love you. I don't think he knows

0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 2>who you are.

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:26.200
<v Speaker 5>This is your boy, this is this is this is

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:33.680
<v Speaker 5>this is your brother. Oh it's Jack Thriller the Honeybune.

0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:39.760
<v Speaker 2>What's up? What Willie?

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm over here with Gary Owen right now. We

0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:45.040
<v Speaker 1>were just talking about you leaving him in Jacksonville.

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:59.879
<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, Jake, I'm on the show.

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:01.239
<v Speaker 5>What I'm what I'm drink?

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:01.919
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 2>We said, uh, if Netflix came to me and gave

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:11.160
<v Speaker 2>me a roast, if I got to pick the roasters,

0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:13.279
<v Speaker 2>who would I picked? And I said, hey, I picked

0:37:13.320 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people. And I said, I pick Duvau

0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:17.279
<v Speaker 2>to host because I know you'll bring dancers and music

0:37:17.360 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 2>to it and bitious bous.

0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, you talking about I got the camp drow ball

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:32.799
<v Speaker 9>right now, Chicky, Yeah, let me.

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:37.919
<v Speaker 2>See how to do it FaceTime exactly. I know. Look,

0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:41.320
<v Speaker 2>we got to see him though. He's got to accept it,

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:46.759
<v Speaker 2>accept it, except oh my god, this is I know

0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:47.759
<v Speaker 2>you don't. We texted me.

0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:55.279
<v Speaker 3>What theme of I phone you got?

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Man?

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:05.879
<v Speaker 10>He is going on that that is a metro piece. Yes, FaceTime, Yeah,

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 10>go ahead. It was gonna work better all my face time,

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 10>see you go.

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:13.640
<v Speaker 2>No, he's not on the face time. He faced time himself.

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Tell him hang up and I'll face time. And they

0:38:17.200 --> 0:38:23.279
<v Speaker 2>went through. This shouldn't be that difficult. I'm sorry, but

0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm a bad Cha. We got got cat three, he

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 2>said the phone I got Gary. Now you say to

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 2>my phone in Atlanta, Yeah, I'm at camp Doll. I

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:50.840
<v Speaker 2>want to come to the camp duvall drink. Hold on.

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Let me show you something, holdo, let me show.

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:54.799
<v Speaker 4>You how much I wrapped your hold on? Hold on, holdo,

0:38:58.480 --> 0:38:59.080
<v Speaker 4>say what something?

0:38:59.160 --> 0:38:59.279
<v Speaker 5>Now?

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Who's that? Who's that? You know?

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 4>Are just schoming?

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 8>No?

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:22.200
<v Speaker 1>No, who is that?

0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:31.000
<v Speaker 3>That was just on the phone, but Jack wanted to

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:32.839
<v Speaker 3>clear up the whole thing about wiping his desk.

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no vault came. Remember remember he

0:39:37.120 --> 0:39:43.160
<v Speaker 2>said stop telling people? He said, so, yeah he would do. Yeah,

0:39:43.200 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I love that.

0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Just like that.

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:50.440
<v Speaker 7>I heard you say, Ah, it doesn't feel like it's

0:39:50.520 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 7>work when you on a movie set and it's all comedians.

0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't feel like that.

0:39:57.280 --> 0:40:00.279
<v Speaker 7>How does that feel when you when you're amongst your

0:40:00.360 --> 0:40:03.719
<v Speaker 7>peers who you know, you respect, and you know that.

0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:06.879
<v Speaker 2>They respect you back. How does that feel. It's probably

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 2>equivalent like the Pro Bowl or the NBA All Star Game.

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, it all just all hanging out and then

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 2>and the good thing isn't When you got guys that

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 2>aren't like insecure, threatened by somebody else being funny, then

0:40:19.480 --> 0:40:22.040
<v Speaker 2>the scenes are that much funnier, you know what I mean.

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Let let let him get his ship off. I'll get

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:26.759
<v Speaker 2>my ship off, and then you guys can. And the

0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 2>best is when you're not when you're on set and

0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:31.439
<v Speaker 2>you it's not you're not in the corner talking about

0:40:31.440 --> 0:40:34.800
<v Speaker 2>the scene beforehand. It just happened organically. That ship's always

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:36.799
<v Speaker 2>the best. I remember we did. We did the first

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:39.680
<v Speaker 2>thing like a man that run our test scene when

0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 2>he shut up in the purple shorts, okay, in the

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:45.919
<v Speaker 2>basketball that was all off the dome. What Kevin was doing.

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Nothing was written. They were just letting him go. And

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 2>as I always say this as a comedian, I'm watching

0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:55.320
<v Speaker 2>and things are in my head like fucking chime in,

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I should chime in, I go, but I just I

0:40:57.800 --> 0:41:01.759
<v Speaker 2>just got wild because it was so good organically. You

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:03.839
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to you didn't want to fuck that up

0:41:04.200 --> 0:41:08.280
<v Speaker 2>by interrupted. So the community, that's that that's the hardest

0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:10.920
<v Speaker 2>part when you're with funny people and you the scene's funny,

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 2>because your natural instinct is to chime in, you know

0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, You've got to fall back. But then

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:18.759
<v Speaker 2>it works. But that goes back to being secure, like, Okay,

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:21.200
<v Speaker 2>there's enough funny shit in this movie. I'm going to

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:23.360
<v Speaker 2>get off later on in it, right, But I remember

0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:25.320
<v Speaker 2>that scene. I was like, Oh, he just he's just

0:41:25.760 --> 0:41:28.200
<v Speaker 2>ripping right now, run our test because we didn't. He's

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 2>gonna showup those purple shorts off, had nothing. He just

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:32.719
<v Speaker 2>walked on set like that. Yeah, I mean, that's that's

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 2>what I'm wrong.

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 4>But it is.

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:36.080
<v Speaker 2>It's like an all star game, am Maricono. Yeah, it's

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:36.799
<v Speaker 2>like an all star game.

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Just hanging out the mass is One thing about the

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:42.319
<v Speaker 1>Cape Heart rose right, like a lot of people were

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:44.759
<v Speaker 1>saying that a couple of those people weren't really his

0:41:44.920 --> 0:41:48.320
<v Speaker 1>closest friends that was on there, and can you speak

0:41:48.360 --> 0:41:51.439
<v Speaker 1>to why you would pick the people that you don't

0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 1>know and whatnot?

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:55.680
<v Speaker 5>Because from my perspective, I thought it was because you know,

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:56.440
<v Speaker 5>they gonna give you.

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Their best because they're not.

0:41:57.560 --> 0:41:59.759
<v Speaker 5>It's not an emotional attachment to it, you know.

0:41:59.800 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 2>I like they when they did it, Like you know

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Tony Henscliff, he'd already that's what he does. He showed

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:10.000
<v Speaker 2>killed Tony and then he did the time Room, and

0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:13.280
<v Speaker 2>that lets you know that he does his job. Because

0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I believe that he's meant not for me to like him.

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:20.600
<v Speaker 2>He's the heel. It's dubbed it wrestling, he's you.

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:21.480
<v Speaker 4>Know, the back that.

0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 2>The other day, like I was like, you know what,

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:25.799
<v Speaker 2>the reason because he made it a joke about Puerto Rico.

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 7>I'm Puerto Rican. Yeah, I couldn't accept that joke. I've

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:31.680
<v Speaker 7>never got over it. And no, I've never got.

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:33.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me let's do an example, right, Yeah, so

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>you got mad because he said Puerto Rico is a

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:38.719
<v Speaker 2>floating island in the garbage. Right, Yeah, okay, we all

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 2>know that this bullshit, right, Yes, I'll put it like this.

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:44.480
<v Speaker 2>My brother died, right, he had a hair and overdose.

0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 2>He died. Two weeks after he died. I'm watching sn

0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 2>L and they're doing a sketch about her herrowin and

0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:53.840
<v Speaker 2>how people act and all this and I was like

0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 2>at first, I was like, dang, and people were hitting

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 2>me up, like this is fucked up. You should call him.

0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I said no, no, no, no. I said, honestly, what

0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:03.359
<v Speaker 2>they're saying is there's a little truth to it, right

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:05.920
<v Speaker 2>right right, And I thought if my brother was alive,

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:09.319
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. I was like, I didn't

0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:11.800
<v Speaker 2>take it personal, you know, but people want you to

0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:14.920
<v Speaker 2>take that shit personal. Right. He knows porter going to

0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:17.920
<v Speaker 2>floating island of garbage, just like I'm trying to get

0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:22.600
<v Speaker 2>a reaction. People realize, Yeah, the angrier you get and

0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:25.840
<v Speaker 2>the more you get a line, the more intention he's getting.

0:43:26.120 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 2>It's just working for him. I swear to god.

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 7>I realized that the other day because he had the

0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:32.400
<v Speaker 7>other joke that he said on the Kevin Hart special

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 7>and it's me and this other guy been going back

0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 7>and forth and whatever. But what it was was when

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:41.080
<v Speaker 7>I started to realize, I said, holy shit, he wants

0:43:41.160 --> 0:43:43.400
<v Speaker 7>me not to like him. This is actually his this

0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 7>is actually I'm a part of the bit, Like I

0:43:48.400 --> 0:43:49.360
<v Speaker 7>didn't line.

0:43:50.239 --> 0:43:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like you're helping his fan. No, I was

0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:55.160
<v Speaker 2>in algorithms, But.

0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Is there a danger that he knows that he's feeding

0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:01.160
<v Speaker 3>a narrative that's already the the country is being divided

0:44:01.200 --> 0:44:03.600
<v Speaker 3>and these things, and he knows he's feeding a narrative

0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:05.200
<v Speaker 3>that some people don't look at as a joke. They

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:07.320
<v Speaker 3>think that's that's real and that that fits right in

0:44:07.400 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 3>my narrative, that that's real and we got to get

0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:10.800
<v Speaker 3>these Puerto Ricans out of here or this and that.

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:15.000
<v Speaker 2>But he's also feeding his fan base, right, He's want

0:44:15.040 --> 0:44:18.520
<v Speaker 2>to hear that ship. So he's really feeding the people

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.680
<v Speaker 2>that pay to see him. And that's honestly, that's his job.

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.839
<v Speaker 2>That's his job. And it's also why would I why

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 2>would I tailor my act the people that aren't paying

0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 2>to see me? What's paying my bills right now? These

0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 2>people that want to hear jokes about black people, George Floyd,

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Puerto Rico and shit like that, I'm gonna feed them

0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:39.080
<v Speaker 2>because they're the ones coming to see me. And he's

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:41.080
<v Speaker 2>selling out everywhere everywhere, you know what I mean?

0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 3>Can that go too fark and to be can you

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden have a KKK comedian and be like, hey,

0:44:45.080 --> 0:44:45.880
<v Speaker 3>I'll feeding my family.

0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, like I said, whatever you say, just no,

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:51.399
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it can come with repercussions. Are you willing

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 2>to take that risk? Right? You know what I mean.

0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:56.600
<v Speaker 2>It's just that's a that's a that's a choice you

0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 2>have to make. Like I could say the N word

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:01.360
<v Speaker 2>on stage, you'd be one of the people with the

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 2>ultimate past. Yes, we'll see what happens. I mean, I'm

0:45:04.360 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 2>not gonna try it, right, but I mean that is

0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:07.680
<v Speaker 2>like you, it's always.

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 7>One person, like like you have ninety nine percent of

0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:11.840
<v Speaker 7>the room. And then like I started to get it

0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:15.879
<v Speaker 7>because you know, I see how Joe Rogan accepted him.

0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:19.320
<v Speaker 7>I've seen how I believe Brick Christna. You know I

0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 7>love white comedians. You know what I'm saying, I'm the

0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:22.200
<v Speaker 7>opposite of you. You know what I'm saying.

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Like I was playing, and I started to realize, like

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:29.359
<v Speaker 2>that's his audience, that's who he caters to, and it's

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:32.959
<v Speaker 2>equal opportunity. He doesn't just say I'm going through black people,

0:45:33.000 --> 0:45:35.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm going by Riggins. He goes after everybody. Damn.

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:38.360
<v Speaker 7>He's self different. But you know, you know in our algorithms,

0:45:38.400 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 7>we don't see them going at everybody. Yeah, we see

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 7>him going at just our You.

0:45:41.960 --> 0:45:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Gotta look at the roast. He did something with snoop

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:50.120
<v Speaker 2>probably ten years ago. He was way harder on some one.

0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh he went in so hard. Yeah, stupid is dying.

0:45:55.040 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 2>You realize he went so hard. But it was like,

0:45:57.160 --> 0:46:00.520
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, he's going there. But it wasn't get the

0:46:01.040 --> 0:46:03.359
<v Speaker 2>views that he's getting now because he hadn't popped yet,

0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:05.680
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. But he went just as

0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:09.240
<v Speaker 2>hard on still. I mean, look at those old Shaquille

0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:12.960
<v Speaker 2>and neo roast uh Emmitt Smith. Oh yeah, I mean

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:15.439
<v Speaker 2>literally Jeff Ross went up there and said shaq looks

0:46:15.480 --> 0:46:17.759
<v Speaker 2>like a gorilla and had a banana and like his

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:21.279
<v Speaker 2>knuckles were scraping and stuff. I was like, what the fuck?

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:25.839
<v Speaker 2>He went there for some reason though, Like we don't

0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:28.560
<v Speaker 2>take it personal form, Jeff Ross, Like, I know he

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:30.280
<v Speaker 2>disarmed you for some reason.

0:46:30.440 --> 0:46:32.279
<v Speaker 3>Like, but that's where that's that's the thing is.

0:46:32.400 --> 0:46:34.919
<v Speaker 2>You can say believe that art can do everything.

0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Or then it's selective, and then when it's selective, it'd

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:39.480
<v Speaker 3>be that's dangerous because your face.

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:42.520
<v Speaker 2>We know Jeff Ross is not racist, right, we know that.

0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:45.680
<v Speaker 2>We know that, So if he says something waterline.

0:46:45.320 --> 0:46:49.680
<v Speaker 7>Racist, we like our our our our racist radars automatically down.

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:52.640
<v Speaker 2>So your wife, we don't even come on. Well, Jeff. Also,

0:46:53.000 --> 0:46:56.279
<v Speaker 2>if you watch him, he always he brings it home

0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:58.760
<v Speaker 2>at the end. Even when he was talking about Shaq,

0:46:58.840 --> 0:47:01.560
<v Speaker 2>he was shack you know this, something like I saw

0:47:01.600 --> 0:47:04.040
<v Speaker 2>you out one day. It's emotional. Yeah, He's like he

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:06.279
<v Speaker 2>was feeding these kids. You stopped and took pictures all

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:08.880
<v Speaker 2>these kids, and it was he said something like he

0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:10.560
<v Speaker 2>did that after Kobe died. He goes, I saw you

0:47:10.600 --> 0:47:12.839
<v Speaker 2>get out of your car, you talk to all these kids,

0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:14.719
<v Speaker 2>and Shock was like you saw that, and he goes, yeah,

0:47:14.760 --> 0:47:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I drove by, and he goes, I just saw you.

0:47:16.880 --> 0:47:19.680
<v Speaker 2>And he always brings home. I don't think Tony doesn't.

0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Tony just leaves you there and you're just mad, right, Jeff. Honestly,

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Ross is more like a modern age John Rickles

0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 2>were Don Rickles went everybody hard, but hard hard, but

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:33.439
<v Speaker 2>you also knew it was coming from a place of love,

0:47:33.680 --> 0:47:33.840
<v Speaker 2>you know.

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:36.400
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's a funny thing you say about Shaq when

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 7>we had Kanye on here or the second time, just

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:39.239
<v Speaker 7>the kind of.

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:42.200
<v Speaker 2>He was in the studio, not a studio, but the

0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:44.920
<v Speaker 2>show this before you get in there, is anybody ever

0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:48.200
<v Speaker 2>showed up alone a lot? The only one people. Yeah,

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 2>I love and it came so long.

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 7>Fifty He had a security waiting in a car and

0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:52.680
<v Speaker 7>he walked in by Solf.

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:54.680
<v Speaker 2>But what else to talking about with? Just now? What

0:47:54.960 --> 0:47:55.080
<v Speaker 2>was it?

0:47:55.440 --> 0:47:55.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:47:55.640 --> 0:47:55.960
<v Speaker 2>Kanye?

0:47:56.080 --> 0:47:56.200
<v Speaker 5>Right?

0:47:56.280 --> 0:48:01.280
<v Speaker 7>So I say this about Shaq like that second interview,

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:02.680
<v Speaker 7>like I was going he was going through a lot,

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:06.840
<v Speaker 7>and like my phone wasn't ringing at all. Like I

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:09.320
<v Speaker 7>just felt like, you know, like I was being blamed

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:10.560
<v Speaker 7>for his comments even though I didn't.

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:12.839
<v Speaker 2>I didn't co sign his comments. We didn't. We didn't,

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:14.400
<v Speaker 2>we didn't, you know. We All we did was just

0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:16.960
<v Speaker 2>be what I for. The first person that called me

0:48:17.560 --> 0:48:21.040
<v Speaker 2>was Shaq. Shaq was the first person. He was like, Yo,

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:25.080
<v Speaker 2>are you all right? I was like what came after that?

0:48:25.480 --> 0:48:29.160
<v Speaker 2>I literally had to answer, like because I knew what

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:29.800
<v Speaker 2>he was asking.

0:48:29.880 --> 0:48:32.400
<v Speaker 7>He wasn't asking me all right, he was asking me,

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 7>Am I like you know this this criticism that's going on.

0:48:36.280 --> 0:48:37.799
<v Speaker 7>And I say that to say, that's about how much?

0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:39.360
<v Speaker 7>Because Shaq didn't have to call me, like you know,

0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:41.240
<v Speaker 7>he's like that he caught me when my divorce happened.

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Yeah, he reached out because he went to the divorce,

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 2>which messing one with Shawnee, and he was telling me

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:48.279
<v Speaker 2>everything he went through. Give me a A lot of

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:50.719
<v Speaker 2>those guys do that, and they don't, you know, you

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:52.560
<v Speaker 2>don't go to social media and say it. But you know,

0:48:52.640 --> 0:48:55.759
<v Speaker 2>it's been so long now, like when when my first

0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 2>worse the only divorce, when it hit TMZ and everything, Like,

0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, as I'm in this hotel room, I'm locked

0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:04.799
<v Speaker 2>in my room. I'm scared to go out because I'm

0:49:04.800 --> 0:49:07.000
<v Speaker 2>scared about that getting certain papers. You know, I love

0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:08.680
<v Speaker 2>this story. I got this, I got this alder my mask.

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, you know, you start reading the internet.

0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:14.480
<v Speaker 2>You really in the back of mind, God, are people

0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:16.279
<v Speaker 2>starting to hate me if you're looking at it all

0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:16.760
<v Speaker 2>the internet?

0:49:16.840 --> 0:49:18.840
<v Speaker 7>Like he about to be canceled. He's losing his black audience.

0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:20.839
<v Speaker 7>He did this black woman wrong, you know what I mean.

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:25.560
<v Speaker 2>And then you know, Shack reached out, Kevin reached out,

0:49:25.840 --> 0:49:28.160
<v Speaker 2>Anthony Anderson reached out, a ton of other people reached out,

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:31.760
<v Speaker 2>all these guys in our business that have been through divorce. Honestly,

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:34.800
<v Speaker 2>as crazy as it sounds, it was very much a

0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:37.600
<v Speaker 2>male bonding moment for me because all these guys that

0:49:37.680 --> 0:49:39.920
<v Speaker 2>have been through it, they all were like giving me

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:42.840
<v Speaker 2>what they went through and how you get over it,

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:45.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, don't worry about it's going to pass other stuff.

0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:46.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you something.

0:49:48.080 --> 0:49:50.719
<v Speaker 7>I don't watch First forty eight, right because I don't

0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:53.880
<v Speaker 7>like people's trauma to be my entertainment.

0:49:55.160 --> 0:49:57.360
<v Speaker 2>I love that show. I can't. I can't. And the

0:49:57.440 --> 0:50:00.160
<v Speaker 2>fact that the person's dead at the end, like I can't, like,

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:02.480
<v Speaker 2>especially if something's funny, I'm like, ah, I'm like, oh,

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:05.359
<v Speaker 2>she just motherfucker died, Like I don't. I don't feel

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:05.880
<v Speaker 2>good about it.

0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:10.160
<v Speaker 7>Right, So me hearing you speak about your divorce, right,

0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:13.960
<v Speaker 7>you are so elegant and how you deliver it.

0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:16.799
<v Speaker 2>You let me tell you how good you are.

0:50:17.160 --> 0:50:19.480
<v Speaker 7>You could deliver the saddest story and make me me

0:50:19.600 --> 0:50:22.640
<v Speaker 7>laugh like that, Like when you said that you went

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:23.600
<v Speaker 7>to see a lawyer.

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:28.479
<v Speaker 2>And you wanted to warn your ex wife.

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:30.919
<v Speaker 7>You said, yo' I'm gonna let you know that they're

0:50:30.960 --> 0:50:34.000
<v Speaker 7>they're coming get you. And then she, I think you said,

0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:36.320
<v Speaker 7>like she snapped like Spider Man or something. She's just

0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:38.560
<v Speaker 7>appeared at a home DEEPO know, when no one can

0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:41.000
<v Speaker 7>find up. And then I believe you call it that

0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:41.759
<v Speaker 7>panava bread?

0:50:41.920 --> 0:50:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Right? Well, yeah, I know my Sha had the drunk,

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:46.360
<v Speaker 2>but I'll just drive to too. Yep, He's like, and

0:50:46.400 --> 0:50:47.279
<v Speaker 2>you filmed it and all that.

0:50:47.480 --> 0:50:53.919
<v Speaker 7>But oh, one of the funniest shit I've ever heard

0:50:54.040 --> 0:50:57.160
<v Speaker 7>is where you say you try to serve her and

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:59.759
<v Speaker 7>then she tried to serve you back. Because California is

0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:02.800
<v Speaker 7>a fifty fifties yeah for life. So let me ask you,

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 7>because this was this is crazy. So that means that

0:51:05.440 --> 0:51:08.439
<v Speaker 7>had she served you first, you would and you would

0:51:08.480 --> 0:51:08.839
<v Speaker 7>have lost.

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:11.400
<v Speaker 2>You would have lost all your money. No, no, no,

0:51:12.280 --> 0:51:14.840
<v Speaker 2>half of the money. Okay, could have It's no guarantee.

0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Explain this because you got right. We had a house

0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:22.040
<v Speaker 2>in Ohio and a house in California. Right, Ohio is

0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:24.239
<v Speaker 2>just about the numbers. How long you've been married. The

0:51:24.280 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 2>alimony is going to be half the marriage. So if

0:51:26.120 --> 0:51:29.560
<v Speaker 2>you're married twenty years, your alimonious ten years. How much

0:51:29.600 --> 0:51:31.760
<v Speaker 2>do you make a year? Okay? You know as a comedian,

0:51:31.840 --> 0:51:34.319
<v Speaker 2>our our our income could be up one year now

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:36.719
<v Speaker 2>one year, right, so you you kind of have to

0:51:36.800 --> 0:51:39.920
<v Speaker 2>beverage it out and then it's it's just numbers and

0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 2>it's and honestly, it's kind of fair in Ohio. If

0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:45.600
<v Speaker 2>you think about it, but not just managed to the

0:51:45.600 --> 0:51:47.080
<v Speaker 2>bread winner. I want to say, who's making it? Like

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:50.760
<v Speaker 2>California and I heard New York's like this too. Okay, dude,

0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:54.640
<v Speaker 2>it is like fifty to fifty for life, you know

0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:57.640
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. So all all your money, all your assets,

0:51:57.840 --> 0:52:01.720
<v Speaker 2>even after, even after. Yeah, I'm like this, at one point,

0:52:02.560 --> 0:52:03.200
<v Speaker 2>put the end of this.

0:52:04.320 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 5>So you get married to someone else and still have

0:52:06.200 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 5>to pay her alimony.

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:11.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's fucked up facts. So it ain't enough

0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:14.960
<v Speaker 2>money for my next wife, right, That's what I'm saying,

0:52:16.600 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 2>if you get a divorce. The second levitation that you

0:52:18.640 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 2>delivered that message with a smile so crazy. I thought

0:52:21.640 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 2>you were fronting because I was like, he can't be that, Like, no, no,

0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 2>you got to realize too, Like you know, the way

0:52:29.360 --> 0:52:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I had, I had two lawyers, right, one was a

0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 2>bulldog and one was one was nice. But you had

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:35.880
<v Speaker 2>you got to get the bulldog for the courtroom and

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:41.280
<v Speaker 2>not bullshit. Right that the bulldog she was. I felt

0:52:41.560 --> 0:52:43.239
<v Speaker 2>the ship she was saying to me. I was like, Yo,

0:52:43.480 --> 0:52:50.680
<v Speaker 2>that still is my my kid's mother. Slow down like that,

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:54.239
<v Speaker 2>not like that, but like, for instance, the big one

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:58.000
<v Speaker 2>of the things in the divorce was we were registered

0:52:58.120 --> 0:53:01.440
<v Speaker 2>voters in Ohio and we paid taxes in Ohio. Right,

0:53:01.680 --> 0:53:04.600
<v Speaker 2>So even if I had got served in California, I

0:53:04.640 --> 0:53:08.320
<v Speaker 2>would have fought it by hey, I voted and I

0:53:08.400 --> 0:53:12.080
<v Speaker 2>paid taxinghile you because so you can't use you can't say, hey,

0:53:12.160 --> 0:53:14.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to pay California taxes, but now I'm

0:53:14.400 --> 0:53:17.239
<v Speaker 2>getting divorced. I want now I want to use California

0:53:17.239 --> 0:53:19.440
<v Speaker 2>as where I want to get a divorce. Doesn't know Ohio.

0:53:19.960 --> 0:53:22.920
<v Speaker 2>So my lawyer was like, look, this goes down in California,

0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:26.640
<v Speaker 2>We're going after her for tax evasion, voter fraud. She's

0:53:26.680 --> 0:53:29.600
<v Speaker 2>gonna be in jail. I go whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I was we're doing that. I was like, who's gonna

0:53:34.560 --> 0:53:35.480
<v Speaker 2>bail around with me?

0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:36.680
<v Speaker 8>I get him?

0:53:36.960 --> 0:53:37.440
<v Speaker 4>My kids?

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Like, Dad, you just letting mom sit in jail. She

0:53:40.400 --> 0:53:42.960
<v Speaker 2>was going left a bro. She goes if this goes

0:53:43.000 --> 0:53:44.840
<v Speaker 2>down to California, she ain't gonna sleep this.

0:53:46.160 --> 0:53:48.320
<v Speaker 4>I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me?

0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Because if we were using to get divorced, people automatically

0:53:50.600 --> 0:53:53.400
<v Speaker 2>think that their enemies. Yeah, so that's what you always

0:53:53.400 --> 0:53:55.400
<v Speaker 2>get to. And I said this to her when we

0:53:55.600 --> 0:53:58.360
<v Speaker 2>first was going at it, and the divorce was was

0:53:58.560 --> 0:54:00.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, hot and heavy, and we were we were

0:54:00.239 --> 0:54:03.719
<v Speaker 2>talking on the phone. I should listen. You're gonna say

0:54:03.840 --> 0:54:06.440
<v Speaker 2>things I don't think you mean. You might see some

0:54:06.560 --> 0:54:09.520
<v Speaker 2>gings on the internet about me that I didn't say

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 2>because I never would batmouth it right and on the internet,

0:54:12.680 --> 0:54:14.319
<v Speaker 2>and I go, you got it. We got to give

0:54:14.360 --> 0:54:17.640
<v Speaker 2>each other like a little mulligan, so to speak, in

0:54:17.719 --> 0:54:20.759
<v Speaker 2>all this and the heat of the divorce. Right and

0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:24.160
<v Speaker 2>once once the dust settled and everything got cool. Now

0:54:24.200 --> 0:54:27.400
<v Speaker 2>we're very cordial, we're nice to each other. Everything's cool now.

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:29.960
<v Speaker 2>But that that couple of years, boy, some of the

0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:32.719
<v Speaker 2>phone calls I got, I was like, oh, she mad mad? Right?

0:54:34.360 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Good lord?

0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Allow, I remember first meeting you on the red carpeted

0:54:41.920 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 1>BT Awards, really.

0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't remember if you I'm like this, you

0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:56.800
<v Speaker 2>couldn't see that. He couldn't see what year was that.

0:54:57.360 --> 0:55:00.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like yesterday or something like that. It was

0:55:00.960 --> 0:55:06.120
<v Speaker 2>twenty twelve. I remember, Oh, okay, yeah, so I remember you.

0:55:06.320 --> 0:55:09.279
<v Speaker 2>You was with your wife. Yeah to me, because we

0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:10.920
<v Speaker 2>were married, that's what.

0:55:12.880 --> 0:55:13.799
<v Speaker 5>She was right there.

0:55:14.200 --> 0:55:16.239
<v Speaker 2>And I was so blown away because I always thought

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>that saw her.

0:55:17.560 --> 0:55:17.960
<v Speaker 4>I saw it.

0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I saw her. See yeah, I can see then, okay, okay,

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I can see really well. Okay, she was fine to

0:55:23.560 --> 0:55:25.840
<v Speaker 1>sell too. And I said to him, I said, so

0:55:26.000 --> 0:55:28.880
<v Speaker 1>you said that because you want to be I was

0:55:29.080 --> 0:55:32.200
<v Speaker 1>going to say something like that, but I had said

0:55:32.200 --> 0:55:32.839
<v Speaker 1>to him, oh.

0:55:32.760 --> 0:55:34.440
<v Speaker 2>So this your black wife, because I thought it was

0:55:34.680 --> 0:55:37.160
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was just jokes at first. You think

0:55:37.200 --> 0:55:39.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go that deep and then show up

0:55:39.840 --> 0:55:43.040
<v Speaker 2>with a white lady. He fuck me up. I couldn't

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:48.560
<v Speaker 2>be real. And she was beautiful. She was so nice enough.

0:55:49.719 --> 0:55:50.759
<v Speaker 9>All right, we're getting.

0:55:55.000 --> 0:56:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Man man when you left the man. She's single, single?

0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Now ja do she day blind? She blind? She days black?

0:56:13.719 --> 0:56:16.319
<v Speaker 2>She went back to black, but not blind. Not blind. Okay,

0:56:16.520 --> 0:56:20.400
<v Speaker 2>maybe I tell you I'm legally legally blind. Always I

0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:22.200
<v Speaker 2>don't get that, because there is is there go hate

0:56:22.200 --> 0:56:24.360
<v Speaker 2>the cons. You got a handicap, I got a sticker

0:56:24.360 --> 0:56:26.680
<v Speaker 2>and everything. Bro, I get a check all kind of ship.

0:56:26.840 --> 0:56:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been pulled over with that in your eye? Yeah? Like,

0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:31.720
<v Speaker 2>and they always call more cops.

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:36.160
<v Speaker 3>Champan driving like that though you're driving like, yes, I'm

0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:36.880
<v Speaker 3>probably get the.

0:56:38.600 --> 0:56:40.560
<v Speaker 2>It's not a cop, but you're driving.

0:56:41.239 --> 0:56:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it ain't nothing I can't do.

0:56:43.280 --> 0:56:43.960
<v Speaker 2>You don't believe in me.

0:56:44.400 --> 0:56:47.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm getting right on the road. It looks like you'll

0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:49.040
<v Speaker 3>get right out and.

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:53.279
<v Speaker 2>You want get here without help? How the driving? You

0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:55.400
<v Speaker 2>can't ever be afraid to ask for help. Bro, We

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:57.200
<v Speaker 2>all need a little help. We all got something wrong

0:56:57.200 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 2>with you. Want to let you know. Man, Man, you

0:57:01.160 --> 0:57:02.439
<v Speaker 2>are a stand up guy.

0:57:02.560 --> 0:57:06.040
<v Speaker 7>Man, you are comedians comedian You are not only the

0:57:06.120 --> 0:57:09.320
<v Speaker 7>person that is invited to the barbecue, You might be

0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:10.279
<v Speaker 7>the person on.

0:57:10.400 --> 0:57:12.359
<v Speaker 2>The grill at the barbecue. Have you seen my social

0:57:12.400 --> 0:57:16.080
<v Speaker 2>media lately? Oh no, don't happen. Well, so build a

0:57:16.120 --> 0:57:18.560
<v Speaker 2>new house in Houston. We were having some epic pool

0:57:18.600 --> 0:57:21.080
<v Speaker 2>parties now. But we want to give you off your

0:57:21.120 --> 0:57:22.640
<v Speaker 2>flowers while you can smell them. If to us what

0:57:22.760 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 2>you can tell me? A drink said, this is better

0:57:31.240 --> 0:57:35.800
<v Speaker 2>than the grammy nice? Yeah is nice? Thank you? So

0:57:36.000 --> 0:57:38.920
<v Speaker 2>so let me ask you you put that up. I've

0:57:38.920 --> 0:57:43.000
<v Speaker 2>seen you rock all types of crowds. I mean.

0:57:45.880 --> 0:57:48.200
<v Speaker 7>And something that like you know, I used to wrap

0:57:48.360 --> 0:57:52.640
<v Speaker 7>something that I uh, I used to My DJ used

0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:55.480
<v Speaker 7>to do before we before him is he would go

0:57:55.560 --> 0:57:58.440
<v Speaker 7>out and look at the crowd because I got Spanish records.

0:57:58.800 --> 0:58:01.280
<v Speaker 7>I got rap record? Is I got you know, different

0:58:01.280 --> 0:58:02.560
<v Speaker 7>type of shit. So he'll go out and look at

0:58:02.560 --> 0:58:07.320
<v Speaker 7>the crowd and see what records we should before. Yeah,

0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:12.960
<v Speaker 7>as a season comedian, do you make material like when

0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:16.160
<v Speaker 7>you go to Houston? Is this material just for Houston

0:58:16.200 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 7>crowd or this is a generic material where I'm gonna

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:21.920
<v Speaker 7>go to Memphis tomorrow and use the same or do

0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:24.160
<v Speaker 7>you cater to that audience because I seen them off

0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:26.240
<v Speaker 7>the dome ship when every time you off the dome,

0:58:26.320 --> 0:58:29.320
<v Speaker 7>It's like, I'm wondering, are you off the dome walls?

0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Like it's this planned out, especially you know it's off

0:58:31.840 --> 0:58:34.200
<v Speaker 2>the dome. You always got your home run jokes that

0:58:34.280 --> 0:58:37.120
<v Speaker 2>were like everywhere everywhere, but you I always like to

0:58:37.160 --> 0:58:39.200
<v Speaker 2>try to build a rapport with the audience too, like

0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:41.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll say something about their city, you know.

0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:41.480
<v Speaker 8>What I mean?

0:58:41.560 --> 0:58:44.880
<v Speaker 2>So whatever it is. You know, Houston had the one point.

0:58:44.920 --> 0:58:46.720
<v Speaker 2>It was a Turkey leg hut. At one point, Joel

0:58:46.880 --> 0:58:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Stein got busted with the money in the wall. Joel

0:58:50.560 --> 0:58:52.920
<v Speaker 2>see in the church guy found all that money in

0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:55.280
<v Speaker 2>the wall. It's just a little ship that have some

0:58:55.400 --> 0:58:57.800
<v Speaker 2>rap ship money in the wall. That's a rap lyricor

0:58:58.080 --> 0:58:59.480
<v Speaker 2>got the money in the wall. I don't know who

0:58:59.520 --> 0:59:02.120
<v Speaker 2>said it, but that's the yeah. Yeah, So, I mean

0:59:02.120 --> 0:59:04.720
<v Speaker 2>you always like to build a rapport with whatever whatever

0:59:05.160 --> 0:59:07.120
<v Speaker 2>city you're in. But as far as like school and

0:59:07.160 --> 0:59:10.160
<v Speaker 2>the audience out, no, In fact, I don't watch my openers.

0:59:10.720 --> 0:59:12.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know anything that's going on beforehand.

0:59:12.880 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 2>I just want to get on there and just be organic.

0:59:15.400 --> 0:59:17.000
<v Speaker 2>And if I see you and start talking to you,

0:59:17.160 --> 0:59:19.320
<v Speaker 2>I just want to talk to you, you know. So

0:59:19.640 --> 0:59:22.320
<v Speaker 2>it's never planned. What are you doing from the white people?

0:59:22.400 --> 0:59:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Like what kind of like the same the same thing?

0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:27.480
<v Speaker 2>What over the line? Jack over the I you haven't

0:59:27.720 --> 0:59:36.600
<v Speaker 2>been around to see this, but literally, over the last

0:59:36.800 --> 0:59:39.440
<v Speaker 2>year and a half, the audience has changed dramatically. So

0:59:39.880 --> 0:59:42.480
<v Speaker 2>and it's it's I think it's slot from Facebook.

0:59:42.960 --> 0:59:43.120
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:46.040
<v Speaker 2>I start posting a lot of my military jokes on Facebook,

0:59:46.240 --> 0:59:48.600
<v Speaker 2>and those just the same by right. Yeah. But like

0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:51.800
<v Speaker 2>if I do like a military joke, like literally on

0:59:51.960 --> 0:59:55.440
<v Speaker 2>the Navy's Facebook page, they'll post it, the Army's page,

0:59:55.480 --> 0:59:57.680
<v Speaker 2>they'll post it, and you realize the reach that has.

0:59:58.360 --> 1:00:00.400
<v Speaker 2>So I've noticed over last year year and a half

1:00:00.840 --> 1:00:06.040
<v Speaker 2>with YouTube and Facebook, for me, the audience has definitely switched.

1:00:06.440 --> 1:00:10.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not all black anymore. White people playing you back. Yeah, yeah,

1:00:10.400 --> 1:00:13.480
<v Speaker 2>but it's like white people Reckoni know. It's like it's

1:00:13.480 --> 1:00:14.440
<v Speaker 2>almost like I'm a secret.

1:00:14.880 --> 1:00:15.040
<v Speaker 1>You know.

1:00:15.240 --> 1:00:18.800
<v Speaker 2>They're at the airport. They're not wilding, they're just walking up.

1:00:19.120 --> 1:00:27.400
<v Speaker 2>I know who you are, your brother, Like, this is

1:00:27.440 --> 1:00:29.240
<v Speaker 2>what I want to say about black people. That drives

1:00:29.280 --> 1:00:30.440
<v Speaker 2>me nuts. I don't know if you go through this.

1:00:30.760 --> 1:00:33.560
<v Speaker 2>I hate it when they try to summon you. Don't care,

1:00:34.160 --> 1:00:34.640
<v Speaker 2>you'll commit.

1:00:35.160 --> 1:00:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm walking this way.

1:00:37.080 --> 1:00:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Let me just hurt around. They come back to you

1:00:39.320 --> 1:00:43.280
<v Speaker 2>by Yeah, it's like that. You're like, bro, I'm not

1:00:43.360 --> 1:00:44.040
<v Speaker 2>coming back to you.

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<v Speaker 7>They have somebody just they don't even introduce themselves, but

1:00:46.840 --> 1:00:48.360
<v Speaker 7>they just put you on a phone with their friend.

1:00:48.800 --> 1:00:50.440
<v Speaker 2>You Like, how do you know how you want to

1:00:50.480 --> 1:00:52.880
<v Speaker 2>introduce me to somebody? You ain't even introduced yourself to me.

1:00:53.000 --> 1:00:57.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know you. Oh my god. Okay, what

1:00:57.760 --> 1:01:01.280
<v Speaker 2>is your favorite town to perform at? Houston? Houston? That's

1:01:01.320 --> 1:01:04.200
<v Speaker 2>why you moved there for Big Booty Girls. I did that.

1:01:04.400 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 2>That was part of it. Okay, Yeah, but uh I

1:01:06.920 --> 1:01:13.920
<v Speaker 2>know State Texas. Yeah, I've been there in a while. Okay, okay, yeah, Houston,

1:01:13.920 --> 1:01:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I would say Houston, Houston. Yeah yeah, okay, Well it's

1:01:16.760 --> 1:01:19.200
<v Speaker 2>a combo. They come out, so you sell a gang

1:01:19.280 --> 1:01:23.000
<v Speaker 2>of tickets, you get a cross section of everybody. You

1:01:23.080 --> 1:01:27.480
<v Speaker 2>got Latino, Asian, white, black, other, you get everybody, and

1:01:27.600 --> 1:01:32.000
<v Speaker 2>they really come to laugh. And you know it's uh.

1:01:32.680 --> 1:01:34.840
<v Speaker 2>It is a lot of a good looking people in Houston,

1:01:35.160 --> 1:01:37.040
<v Speaker 2>and you want to you want a good looking crowd.

1:01:37.200 --> 1:01:40.800
<v Speaker 2>You know, they get dressed nice, A lot of pretty

1:01:40.800 --> 1:01:42.960
<v Speaker 2>women out there. You know, the duders like they got

1:01:43.000 --> 1:01:45.960
<v Speaker 2>the ship together. It's just a dope. I mean, I

1:01:46.000 --> 1:01:48.080
<v Speaker 2>don't know any comments. You don't like Houston. Not a

1:01:48.160 --> 1:01:50.560
<v Speaker 2>stand up. That's why every tour goes through Houston. I

1:01:50.680 --> 1:01:53.640
<v Speaker 2>love Houston. What about what about internationally? Have you done

1:01:53.640 --> 1:01:55.520
<v Speaker 2>a lot of international shows. I just went to Australia

1:01:55.640 --> 1:01:57.280
<v Speaker 2>last month for the first I went to New Zealand

1:01:57.320 --> 1:02:00.320
<v Speaker 2>and Australia, which is I got some good weed, does it?

1:02:00.720 --> 1:02:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I was shocked that it was just

1:02:02.600 --> 1:02:05.800
<v Speaker 2>white and Asian there. I didn't see a lot of Aborigines.

1:02:06.000 --> 1:02:08.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you say you're gonna take a picture. I

1:02:08.880 --> 1:02:11.680
<v Speaker 2>got the Koala. We will we weren't, we weren't let

1:02:11.720 --> 1:02:13.920
<v Speaker 2>it take a picture touched in the koala. That was

1:02:13.960 --> 1:02:16.040
<v Speaker 2>against the rules. So they put us saying we got

1:02:16.120 --> 1:02:18.520
<v Speaker 2>sound like a deserve a pools and it wasn't able

1:02:18.560 --> 1:02:25.280
<v Speaker 2>to touching the koala. Yeah no, no, just I don't

1:02:25.280 --> 1:02:26.400
<v Speaker 2>know what it is. I don't know what it is.

1:02:26.440 --> 1:02:28.000
<v Speaker 2>They just said you can't touch them this and this

1:02:28.160 --> 1:02:31.680
<v Speaker 2>area must where the animal sanctuary went to. But you

1:02:31.760 --> 1:02:35.880
<v Speaker 2>know it's funny because again you I had six shells

1:02:36.240 --> 1:02:39.920
<v Speaker 2>over there, and uh, by show five, I had it.

1:02:40.320 --> 1:02:44.280
<v Speaker 2>I had the culture. I had jokes for the country

1:02:44.320 --> 1:02:45.840
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. Did she put a shrimp on a Bobby

1:02:46.200 --> 1:02:49.280
<v Speaker 2>didn't put? But like the first couple, I was like,

1:02:49.600 --> 1:02:52.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, you're kind of like getting you know what

1:02:52.280 --> 1:02:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean. And that's the good part about the again,

1:02:54.280 --> 1:02:56.240
<v Speaker 2>the crowd work stuff. You're you're just talking to them,

1:02:56.680 --> 1:02:58.960
<v Speaker 2>you know. But I had I knew before I went there.

1:02:58.960 --> 1:03:00.040
<v Speaker 2>I had the show I was gonna talk about. I

1:03:00.080 --> 1:03:02.080
<v Speaker 2>was talking about that break dancer at the Olympics, you

1:03:02.200 --> 1:03:03.800
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. Yeah, so that was that was

1:03:04.080 --> 1:03:08.040
<v Speaker 2>easy because up the one that was sucking up like,

1:03:08.120 --> 1:03:10.600
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, yeah, there's no more break danceing Olympics because

1:03:11.480 --> 1:03:15.080
<v Speaker 2>break dancing. Yeah, so literally like I had that. I

1:03:15.160 --> 1:03:17.120
<v Speaker 2>grabbed the bat to hit him over the head winds.

1:03:17.120 --> 1:03:18.880
<v Speaker 2>So there was like right then I had a rapport

1:03:18.920 --> 1:03:21.000
<v Speaker 2>with him because I was like, oh, ship, he knows us.

1:03:21.680 --> 1:03:25.880
<v Speaker 2>He did somebody follow you home from the bank in Houston? Yeah,

1:03:25.920 --> 1:03:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I k but they didn't rob you. They robbed the car.

1:03:29.200 --> 1:03:31.320
<v Speaker 2>They robbed the car. So what happened They followed you home?

1:03:31.400 --> 1:03:33.080
<v Speaker 2>You went to the gym. So here's what happened. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at I I I bank. I don't bank a

1:03:37.840 --> 1:03:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Bank of America, yes, but I have an account at

1:03:40.320 --> 1:03:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Bank of America. I've had it for like twenty years.

1:03:42.880 --> 1:03:45.760
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I'm literally driving my Bank of

1:03:45.760 --> 1:03:47.800
<v Speaker 2>America and go wonder if I got any money in

1:03:47.840 --> 1:03:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Bank Americ was gonna close my account? Because he's just

1:03:49.720 --> 1:03:53.280
<v Speaker 2>sitting there right, you just I just pulled over. Stupid.

1:03:53.720 --> 1:03:56.400
<v Speaker 2>I pulled over, not paying attention to what Bank of

1:03:56.400 --> 1:03:57.360
<v Speaker 2>America I'm at? Right?

1:03:57.920 --> 1:03:58.880
<v Speaker 4>And I go in.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, hey, do I got an a count?

1:04:01.240 --> 1:04:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Gave my account number. They say, yeah, you got some

1:04:03.920 --> 1:04:06.040
<v Speaker 2>money in there. It was it was a decent amount

1:04:06.080 --> 1:04:10.600
<v Speaker 2>but not anything crazy, right, So I said, how do

1:04:10.680 --> 1:04:13.200
<v Speaker 2>you want it? I said, what'sever? Quicker that you want

1:04:13.240 --> 1:04:15.320
<v Speaker 2>to cashiers check or cash? I said, again, what's ever

1:04:15.400 --> 1:04:17.360
<v Speaker 2>fastest I want to get out of here? So they

1:04:17.840 --> 1:04:19.919
<v Speaker 2>gave me end up giving me cash. Look at the ones,

1:04:20.600 --> 1:04:23.920
<v Speaker 2>call one. They give me cash and I literally I

1:04:23.960 --> 1:04:26.720
<v Speaker 2>put it in my pocket and I leave the bank,

1:04:26.960 --> 1:04:30.160
<v Speaker 2>I get my car. I'm just oblivious to anything. What

1:04:30.320 --> 1:04:34.240
<v Speaker 2>it called juggin? Huh? Jugging in Houston. Yeah, it's a racket.

1:04:34.560 --> 1:04:35.800
<v Speaker 2>So you got a guy, they might have a guy

1:04:35.840 --> 1:04:38.600
<v Speaker 2>in the bank, or they got a guy parked near

1:04:38.680 --> 1:04:40.800
<v Speaker 2>the bank and they're looking for basically a mark.

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<v Speaker 8>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I looked like an easy cart. So I

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<v Speaker 2>get I go to Thank God, I went to the

1:04:46.200 --> 1:04:49.240
<v Speaker 2>gym and not home home. Yeah. So I go to

1:04:49.640 --> 1:04:53.800
<v Speaker 2>this Lifetime Fitness in Missouri City, Texas. I park, I

1:04:53.960 --> 1:04:57.360
<v Speaker 2>go in. I'm literally in there less than thirty minutes.

1:04:57.400 --> 1:04:59.880
<v Speaker 2>All I did was sit in the sauna. You get

1:04:59.920 --> 1:05:02.160
<v Speaker 2>a smoothie, and might have talked to people for five

1:05:02.240 --> 1:05:05.160
<v Speaker 2>or ten minutes. That was it. I come out. There's

1:05:05.200 --> 1:05:08.160
<v Speaker 2>a security guarding a golf cart. He's got like one

1:05:08.240 --> 1:05:11.120
<v Speaker 2>leg off the Yeah, I got you. I was like, what,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, he's sorry. No, here's the bad part. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's the security for the park circling around. They they tried,

1:05:19.720 --> 1:05:22.480
<v Speaker 2>they got some tool they used to break out your window, right,

1:05:23.120 --> 1:05:26.040
<v Speaker 2>and I gotta had an Audi SA then things like

1:05:26.080 --> 1:05:28.240
<v Speaker 2>a tank, you know what I mean. They couldn't get

1:05:28.280 --> 1:05:33.200
<v Speaker 2>into the passenger side, so then they went back. All

1:05:33.280 --> 1:05:35.280
<v Speaker 2>this is on video. The guy tried to get into

1:05:35.320 --> 1:05:37.800
<v Speaker 2>the passenger side, couldn't get it, even though my windows

1:05:37.840 --> 1:05:39.600
<v Speaker 2>are jacked up now, but he couldn't get in there.

1:05:39.880 --> 1:05:43.840
<v Speaker 2>He got back in his car and parked at another

1:05:43.960 --> 1:05:48.240
<v Speaker 2>part of the parking lot in lifetime, waited about five minutes,

1:05:48.680 --> 1:05:51.560
<v Speaker 2>saw the golf cart come back around. Then he goes

1:05:51.680 --> 1:05:54.200
<v Speaker 2>back and tried to get it again, and he ended

1:05:54.240 --> 1:05:57.720
<v Speaker 2>up getting the past the driver's side back window. He

1:05:57.920 --> 1:06:00.920
<v Speaker 2>got into there, and then he got in the car

1:06:00.960 --> 1:06:02.600
<v Speaker 2>and he ended up getting the cash I had in

1:06:02.640 --> 1:06:05.480
<v Speaker 2>the Bank of America envelope. But what got me was

1:06:05.960 --> 1:06:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I was sitting there and I go, where were you?

1:06:09.160 --> 1:06:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Like the security guard right and all the security garver

1:06:11.880 --> 1:06:14.200
<v Speaker 2>was like man, you know, and I was driving around.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, And then when I saw the police

1:06:16.480 --> 1:06:19.760
<v Speaker 2>set the footage, I went, oh, this wasn't quick. This

1:06:20.040 --> 1:06:22.760
<v Speaker 2>was like ten minutes. This dude, I don't know where

1:06:22.800 --> 1:06:25.200
<v Speaker 2>he was to join. Yeah, it could have been. But

1:06:25.480 --> 1:06:29.160
<v Speaker 2>it got me because now I'm waiting on the tow truck.

1:06:29.520 --> 1:06:31.760
<v Speaker 2>You know, the police come, they take the report and everything,

1:06:32.320 --> 1:06:33.720
<v Speaker 2>and so I'm just kind of sitting away for the

1:06:33.760 --> 1:06:36.120
<v Speaker 2>tow truck now and the guy in the golf cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's talking to me, right, and I go, hey,

1:06:38.720 --> 1:06:41.520
<v Speaker 2>you should probably go on patrol because I've already been robbed.

1:06:41.840 --> 1:06:43.640
<v Speaker 2>This is something else he rob But he kept telling

1:06:43.640 --> 1:06:46.760
<v Speaker 2>me about all these other people that he stopped from

1:06:46.760 --> 1:06:49.280
<v Speaker 2>getting wronged. Dude, I finally to dude, you think I

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear this ship right now? I don't, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't lose having on my watch. No, I gets

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<v Speaker 2>robbed on my watch.

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<v Speaker 4>Well I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, and that's when I found it was jugging. It

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<v Speaker 2>ended up being like a white Chevy uh uh not

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<v Speaker 2>a Yukon. H what do you call blake a blazer?

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<v Speaker 2>The Chevy blazer. Chevy blazer. Yeah, it was a Chevy Blazer.

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<v Speaker 2>It was white, and he clearly probably rented it, took

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<v Speaker 2>the license plate off like this was this was a

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<v Speaker 2>guy that does this for a living. So he got

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<v Speaker 2>the money and then I've never seen a fact. The

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<v Speaker 2>only silver lining is when you ate car assurance. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>when I called my insurance, they was like they went

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<v Speaker 2>through my account and they was like, yo, we'll combine

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<v Speaker 2>your home with your car and you're gonna save like

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<v Speaker 2>two or a month. I go, well, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>get that money back about it? So it ended up

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<v Speaker 2>working out. But I always think, like people are like,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't you mad they never called him. I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what I know. That guy his life sucks

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<v Speaker 2>if he's doing that for a living, and he's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get caught eventually. It might not be me, but somebody's

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<v Speaker 2>going because they sent me. The cops sent me like

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<v Speaker 2>these eight different dudes that they've caught recently jugging in Houston,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, chances are you actually didn't see the guy, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's like he was black. Okay was black, but

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<v Speaker 2>now yeah, but they they sent me like these mug shots.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, we caught these guys h doing it all

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<v Speaker 2>over this area. So they said, you know, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>know who got you to go. Chances are it's one

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<v Speaker 2>of these eight, you know what I mean? So that

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<v Speaker 2>is what it is. And was your money is insured.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get that ship's gone? That ship's gone.

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<v Speaker 7>They stole my bag in Atlanta and my ship wasn't

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<v Speaker 7>sure so I actually got my ship back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're better your head in the bag. I

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<v Speaker 2>had a.

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<v Speaker 7>Rolex, I had a chain, or I had a bunch

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<v Speaker 7>of ship. It was a crackhead like he this was

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<v Speaker 7>like the luckiest crackhead e but like I swear to God,

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<v Speaker 7>like we got an off films as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we parked it. He literally just walked by and

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<v Speaker 2>was like the bag. I was like, I was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 2>this is this is either the luckiest order most accurate

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<v Speaker 2>crackheads ever, like I put to God. Like he just

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<v Speaker 2>walked by like like you ever see somebody don't don't

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<v Speaker 2>care about life, And he just looked at the car.

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<v Speaker 2>He had hit it one time, the whole ship and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like five bags. He only took my bag.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a boy bag. But life giving you checks

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<v Speaker 2>and balances.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't leave anything in my car, not at all,

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<v Speaker 2>not even especially in San Francisco. You've been in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't even people leave their windows down in San

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<v Speaker 2>Francisco now to let them know, like window r yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's pointless.

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<v Speaker 9>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was out there and I left the car charger

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<v Speaker 2>there and they were like that call. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what a fucking car charger is like? To break my

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<v Speaker 2>windows for a car charger? I'm like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 7>I never thought that cool? Moving on, boom, now we're

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<v Speaker 7>gonna start drinking game. This is another thing that I

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<v Speaker 7>happened to in common with you. I see Shannon Sharp.

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<v Speaker 7>He tried to get you to drink that Kanyac so bad?

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<v Speaker 8>Boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Was you avoiding that ship? You don't drink Dirk liquors.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't drink do look at either women's.

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<v Speaker 7>Ar liquor like, let me yes, I like that. I

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<v Speaker 7>do drink herbigie Japanese whiskey. But I don't consider that

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<v Speaker 7>ark like I can considered that Japanese.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is. You don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>Japanese whiskey is?

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<v Speaker 3>Still dark liquor, buddy, all right, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking to him, alright, so I consider it. I can

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<v Speaker 2>see your Japanese. Where's where's uh fucking we got? The

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<v Speaker 2>is the anything you want to take shots of? What

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<v Speaker 2>you got?

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<v Speaker 4>You got?

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Harpen said, I got Kevin Hart send this now

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<v Speaker 1>showing up that you're waiting to man, did he Yes, thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for you, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fifty supplied our champagne at the wedding. Oh yeah, fifty,

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<v Speaker 2>shout Ranson, because I go a lot like.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, I'm forty eight. I'll be forty nine, uh

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<v Speaker 7>next month. And I've always heard that, you know, you

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<v Speaker 7>guys always look at like you got you. You know,

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<v Speaker 7>y'all all looking like y'all looking like But is the

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<v Speaker 7>first time, in all due respect, you do like Tommy

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<v Speaker 7>from Yeah, definitely older brother.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times do you get caught Tommy from We

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<v Speaker 2>became friends over that over there because he gotta stop

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<v Speaker 2>like yo, you the Black Church joke you liked?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>So he got stopped people thinking he's funny. I get

1:11:18.920 --> 1:11:21.920
<v Speaker 2>stopped thinking I'm Tommy. We start missing each other. Then

1:11:22.120 --> 1:11:24.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, eventually he staged funner. We got real cool

1:11:24.080 --> 1:11:26.519
<v Speaker 2>over that. Now you gotta make a movie. Hey, I

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<v Speaker 2>me be telling it the all time, Timmy and Tommy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now hold on now now, right, world, is this a

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<v Speaker 2>comedy or this is a comedy action comedy, comedy drama.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be like bad Boys like boy, yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>White Boys, Yeah, the White Boys that's like missing bos.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't see like a lot of white people remaking

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<v Speaker 2>black movies.

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<v Speaker 4>World.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do Cheff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, tem Me gave me the best like advice.

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<v Speaker 1>While I was getting a divorce, he asked me, and

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<v Speaker 1>we was in the elevator one day, maybe how's your

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<v Speaker 1>wife doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? And I said he was working on huh?

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<v Speaker 3>He was.

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<v Speaker 2>You just do me the allue? Why that was the

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<v Speaker 2>alue you do at me? I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>So he asked me how my wife was doing. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, man, we getting divorced. Man, I have messed

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<v Speaker 1>around and married a croopie.

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<v Speaker 7>And he said, hey Jack, you said you messed around

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<v Speaker 7>and married a group Yeah, married a coppie.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he put his hand on my shoulder and

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<v Speaker 1>he said, hey Jack, she got to be who she

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be, and you gotta be where you're gonna be.

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<v Speaker 4>Took me deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's deep. Yeah that really helped me out, man,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was going through it. Bro. You know, it's

1:12:47.080 --> 1:12:48.960
<v Speaker 2>funny like when people say like that to me, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was Anthony Anderson said when all those

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<v Speaker 2>guys had called there during the divorce, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, blah blah blah. You're worried about California and

1:12:56.760 --> 1:12:59.680
<v Speaker 2>the money and stuff. He goes, Look, your talent is

1:12:59.800 --> 1:13:02.240
<v Speaker 2>not can allow you to go broke. I just know that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I was confident.

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<v Speaker 7>This is as a Compton guy who from his golf

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<v Speaker 7>swing there's no comptent in.

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<v Speaker 2>Presence seen him swing golf. He is serious. Him and

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<v Speaker 2>Chris pinsa if you play golf now, my now my opener.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Trobut of Pittsburgh. He just won Cedric's

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<v Speaker 2>golf thing yesterday. Oh yeah, he I got him, I

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<v Speaker 2>called said, as said my opener. He's like that on

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<v Speaker 2>the golf course. He always even trying to pay golf.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just I don't have the patience two holes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out, yeah, habits, but I don't let him play

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<v Speaker 2>in his golf thing. And all those guys are Anthony

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<v Speaker 2>Chris and they they serious. They was like you like,

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<v Speaker 2>they's like, why ain't he tell your boy was like that?

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<v Speaker 2>I go I did.

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<v Speaker 5>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>He comes and around and wins from the bat. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>he's always getting trying to get me to play golf always.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, fifty was supposed to officiate my wedding. What

1:13:59.439 --> 1:14:02.880
<v Speaker 2>is officiate me like, like, do you take her to

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<v Speaker 2>be your wife? Wait? Hold on, he could do that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Anna do is go on line and get your certification.

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<v Speaker 2>That's easy. Stuff like that. Well, he was going to

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<v Speaker 2>officiate it, and then so Kevin was gonna officiate it, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then literally the four days for the wedding, he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you know the they were shooting one of

1:14:24.280 --> 1:14:26.000
<v Speaker 2>the one of the one of the one of his

1:14:26.120 --> 1:14:28.040
<v Speaker 2>series and he was in New Jersey and the weather

1:14:28.160 --> 1:14:29.920
<v Speaker 2>was going to be bad, and he was like, I

1:14:30.560 --> 1:14:34.519
<v Speaker 2>want to give you heads up now, so it's not

1:14:34.640 --> 1:14:38.280
<v Speaker 2>the day of and you're scrambling. So it was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Who I called? I called, I called Tommy. I called

1:14:41.360 --> 1:14:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Joseph cour First I was like, yo, fIF you can't

1:14:43.920 --> 1:14:45.200
<v Speaker 2>do it. You think you can do it? Tommy? He goes,

1:14:45.280 --> 1:14:48.120
<v Speaker 2>God damn it. He was filming something. He couldn't do it.

1:14:48.800 --> 1:14:51.360
<v Speaker 2>And then I called o Jo sinko.

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<v Speaker 1>Cha cha?

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<v Speaker 2>When I only did Chad. I texted him I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can you hit me up as I got to ask

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<v Speaker 2>you something and then he uh he called me back

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<v Speaker 2>so fast? Yeah yeah, And I said I told the

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<v Speaker 2>whole story. He goes, yeah, yeah, he goes, fucking man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it. He came down two days notice I

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<v Speaker 2>was down there. Took care of it any a good job.

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<v Speaker 2>He messed up, which was great. I said, don't overplan it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to mess up. I want to have

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<v Speaker 2>fun with this. So she had up officiating it because

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<v Speaker 2>we got that Cincinnati connection.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. Can I

1:15:25.479 --> 1:15:29.320
<v Speaker 2>ask you a personal question? No ahead, how much you

1:15:29.400 --> 1:15:32.120
<v Speaker 2>paid for your wedding? It was so beautiful and laid out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll talk about that. Yeah, I don't want to talk

1:15:35.760 --> 1:15:39.200
<v Speaker 2>about that a lot, but I'll say Kevin's wedding gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Help off set it. I'll put it like that.

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<v Speaker 7>So you know, what's the thing about you, I'll relate

1:15:47.280 --> 1:15:50.599
<v Speaker 7>to you. Someone asked you, no, this is this guy.

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<v Speaker 7>Someone asked you like this, like in the middle of

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<v Speaker 7>your divorce, like when you was going through it. I

1:15:54.240 --> 1:15:57.519
<v Speaker 7>watched you on Share the shop and everything, and someone

1:15:57.560 --> 1:15:59.040
<v Speaker 7>asked you, will you get married again?

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<v Speaker 2>And you said it so fast it was like yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was just like, like, like you believe in love? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta find the right person. But you know the

1:16:09.880 --> 1:16:12.920
<v Speaker 2>first one I think she realizes it now like it

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<v Speaker 2>had been over. It had been over for years, and

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<v Speaker 2>we were just kind of staying in for the kids,

1:16:19.640 --> 1:16:21.880
<v Speaker 2>staying in it for the It was. It's easy, you can,

1:16:22.160 --> 1:16:25.720
<v Speaker 2>especially as a comedian, we can compartmentalize things because I

1:16:25.760 --> 1:16:27.960
<v Speaker 2>could be on the road doing my thing, come home

1:16:28.080 --> 1:16:29.960
<v Speaker 2>and you know, we're not being a husband and wife.

1:16:29.960 --> 1:16:33.439
<v Speaker 2>We're just basically roommates. So but yeah, so I kind

1:16:33.479 --> 1:16:37.519
<v Speaker 2>of knew it was. It was done years before everybody

1:16:37.520 --> 1:16:41.000
<v Speaker 2>else knew. You know how who officiated your first wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>Guy named Melvin Melvin in Mary Ups. Yeah, you know

1:16:46.400 --> 1:16:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Melvin Man got you know, Melvin with the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>The first wedding was that was we should have known

1:16:52.479 --> 1:16:56.080
<v Speaker 2>the first wedding because the preacher walked out, Oh yeah,

1:16:57.080 --> 1:16:59.519
<v Speaker 2>your wife came late. Yeah, it's don't doing start on time,

1:16:59.640 --> 1:17:02.080
<v Speaker 2>not knowing he double booked. He had another wedding that

1:17:02.160 --> 1:17:04.160
<v Speaker 2>clearly was one him. I always wanted to ask you

1:17:04.280 --> 1:17:06.400
<v Speaker 2>that did I don't know he got double paid. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure he messed up because one of my

1:17:09.600 --> 1:17:12.880
<v Speaker 2>groom's men father was a preacher and he was in

1:17:13.160 --> 1:17:16.639
<v Speaker 2>that church community. So I think he called and called

1:17:16.680 --> 1:17:18.840
<v Speaker 2>him on it. Okay, So I think we ended up

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<v Speaker 2>not paying them them okay, so uh he walked out

1:17:22.920 --> 1:17:26.320
<v Speaker 2>and then the bakery dropped our cake. Oh yeah, they

1:17:26.600 --> 1:17:28.560
<v Speaker 2>went right out and the lady slipped and then we

1:17:28.640 --> 1:17:30.439
<v Speaker 2>had like a five tair cake. So four tears just

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<v Speaker 2>fell on the dance floor.

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<v Speaker 5>So who those all real cakes that be stacked up.

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<v Speaker 2>The first one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we don't know

1:17:37.160 --> 1:17:39.160
<v Speaker 2>this is happening. We're waiting to get introduced. So and

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<v Speaker 2>I had to wait out here behind this door, like

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<v Speaker 2>what is going on? And they're they're a sorry, sorry,

1:17:44.720 --> 1:17:47.479
<v Speaker 2>I thought somebody was sick or something, and we don't realize.

1:17:47.560 --> 1:17:49.519
<v Speaker 2>We walked out and I looked over. I think that

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<v Speaker 2>cake was just the sheep next right, and then my

1:17:53.320 --> 1:17:55.400
<v Speaker 2>stepdad sucker punched.

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<v Speaker 7>My real dad because I heard that. They said there's

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<v Speaker 7>somebody fighting. As soon as they said somebody was fight,

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<v Speaker 7>you said, you immediately knew who they were?

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<v Speaker 2>Who was I knew it wasn't down in my mind,

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't in the room. I literally grabbed my my

1:18:06.520 --> 1:18:08.599
<v Speaker 2>brother and we was like, I said, you can get

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<v Speaker 2>a drink. So the bar was in this other room,

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<v Speaker 2>so me and heim releg is sitting at the bar

1:18:11.600 --> 1:18:13.599
<v Speaker 2>bs and and I just here. There was a fight,

1:18:14.160 --> 1:18:17.760
<v Speaker 2>and I went, fuck, I know it's my stepdad. So

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<v Speaker 2>I walked out there and at that point it's breaking

1:18:20.160 --> 1:18:22.360
<v Speaker 2>up and he's but that's when I saw another side

1:18:22.400 --> 1:18:25.680
<v Speaker 2>of my wife too, my ex wife. I'm sorry he was.

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<v Speaker 2>They were dragging him out the reception. Who'll say him

1:18:28.600 --> 1:18:32.200
<v Speaker 2>who stepped there? Dragging him out? And then he goes

1:18:32.400 --> 1:18:34.960
<v Speaker 2>and she kind of smacked him on the shoulder. She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>why would you do that at the wedding? And he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no, can't you understand? She goes, no, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't stand motherfucker. You ain't in Cincinnati. You in Oakland, now, bitch,

1:18:44.240 --> 1:18:48.800
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck are you? That's when it was scared

1:18:48.800 --> 1:18:52.040
<v Speaker 2>to get a divorce. She was in there and she's

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<v Speaker 2>from Oakland. Skyline Yeah, okay, Well she go up in

1:18:56.360 --> 1:18:59.280
<v Speaker 2>the Acorn. That's the ghetto, like she's in it. She

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<v Speaker 2>was putting the black panthers. Wow, Dad, Like was Hughey

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<v Speaker 2>Newton's guy? You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it was Yeah, I went black black, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna talk about that. We don't talk about that

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<v Speaker 2>quick time.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go, so drink or whatever you're gonna drink is fine.

1:19:22.080 --> 1:19:24.519
<v Speaker 3>This is our drinking game. We're gonna give you two choices.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Belvedere We heard you like Belvedere shot? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you could do. You can mix it if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to small. Make sure we give kill that

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<v Speaker 1>we got yeah kill? What's it is called grand Cormino?

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<v Speaker 3>There?

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<v Speaker 4>You go on him?

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<v Speaker 11>You want his tequila and drink so on him too.

1:19:40.680 --> 1:19:44.360
<v Speaker 11>I think I think tequila is easier because you're a

1:19:44.400 --> 1:19:47.200
<v Speaker 11>healthy guy. I could tell you what if we're drinking

1:19:47.320 --> 1:19:50.040
<v Speaker 11>on you? Okay, The game is that we can give

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<v Speaker 11>you two choices. You pick one of the choices. We

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<v Speaker 11>nobody drinks, got that.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick one of the choices. One of the choices.

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<v Speaker 3>If you say both or neither, like you really don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to answer, you don't want to give it a pick,

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<v Speaker 3>then we all drink here.

1:20:04.520 --> 1:20:07.599
<v Speaker 2>So if I say both or neither, we all got

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<v Speaker 2>to drink. If I actually pick, so is it? Hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like just know that when you're in prison,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to I don't want to sound like what

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing.

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<v Speaker 6>Looks like we're getting drunk here, you got truthfully, we're

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<v Speaker 6>bringing up names and places.

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<v Speaker 2>We want you to bring up stories.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This is man, you got your shot. You at keep

1:20:44.960 --> 1:20:49.000
<v Speaker 2>it quiet about that. Seriously he've been thinking about because

1:20:49.000 --> 1:20:49.679
<v Speaker 2>you've been thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a long time get away with stuff like that

1:20:53.760 --> 1:20:57.000
<v Speaker 1>prison in prison. You could still be gay in prison

1:20:57.160 --> 1:20:58.880
<v Speaker 1>and be white and nobody want to say ship.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you are glad, how would you know that?

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<v Speaker 5>Like, how would you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get Jack a shot too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wrong worried about this game. So if I pick one,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not drinking. Yeah, if you pick one of the

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<v Speaker 2>of the two choices, okay, and then.

1:21:20.960 --> 1:21:23.839
<v Speaker 3>You can and it's whatever. We just want some joggedy stories.

1:21:24.200 --> 1:21:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Worried about this. The first one is.

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<v Speaker 3>Tworking her hand jobs in prison.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just.

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<v Speaker 2>From I only see what you're girl, seating on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, let's figure just girls. Not answer girl, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just out.

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<v Speaker 3>Richard pryor Eddie Murphy and it's whatever criteria that you have.

1:22:16.840 --> 1:22:21.880
<v Speaker 3>I was like immunity either when you go Eddie Murphy, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>uh and you can say what.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want let me That was Richie Proger, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>We was playing around about the jokes about the jail

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<v Speaker 7>and ship. But did you ever realize.

1:22:34.320 --> 1:22:34.519
<v Speaker 4>You're not?

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<v Speaker 2>You ever realized Richard Prior admitted the suck of the deck.

1:22:39.280 --> 1:22:42.000
<v Speaker 2>That's why I make that. And nobody don't like he's

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<v Speaker 2>Richard Riyan is so cool. Everybody trying to kind of

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<v Speaker 2>ignore that ship.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know, you ain't never know who's skinned, bro,

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<v Speaker 6>it's skinned, all right?

1:22:51.880 --> 1:23:00.599
<v Speaker 2>All right, you bro? Next Andy Murphy because he's more

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<v Speaker 2>in my era, and and people don't realize he really

1:23:04.080 --> 1:23:07.200
<v Speaker 2>he's only got two specials, right, but those special and

1:23:08.920 --> 1:23:11.919
<v Speaker 2>people don't realize like he was in his early twenties

1:23:12.360 --> 1:23:15.000
<v Speaker 2>when he did that, Like most guys in the early

1:23:15.120 --> 1:23:20.120
<v Speaker 2>twenties are garbage or their content is just like, yeah,

1:23:20.120 --> 1:23:22.519
<v Speaker 2>it's simple and one of it. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it's Eddie Murphy. I don't know if he's a raw

1:23:24.400 --> 1:23:26.880
<v Speaker 2>or delirious. But the closing joke was about the mom

1:23:27.320 --> 1:23:30.160
<v Speaker 2>making a hamburger and the skillet with the peppers in it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was just closure on your closer. Is something raw

1:23:34.800 --> 1:23:35.880
<v Speaker 2>sexually related? Something like that?

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<v Speaker 5>I go.

1:23:36.320 --> 1:23:42.040
<v Speaker 2>His last joke was about cooking a hamburger your mom unbelievable, unbelievble,

1:23:42.040 --> 1:23:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I would say, Eddie Murphy, and you could ever look

1:23:44.080 --> 1:23:46.679
<v Speaker 2>at ice cream the same. I got my ice cream

1:23:46.760 --> 1:23:48.360
<v Speaker 2>every time I see ice cream. Show about that, I

1:23:48.360 --> 1:23:50.599
<v Speaker 2>think I had. I had a guy in Pittsburgh over

1:23:50.680 --> 1:23:53.960
<v Speaker 2>enough for me, and I'm not listening to his act really,

1:23:54.040 --> 1:23:56.599
<v Speaker 2>but I put my head out one night and I'm

1:23:56.720 --> 1:24:00.800
<v Speaker 2>listening to him. He was doing that joke and I go, oh, no,

1:24:01.600 --> 1:24:04.760
<v Speaker 2>you're doing it. I understand if you're taking somebody else's joke.

1:24:04.880 --> 1:24:09.679
<v Speaker 2>You took that tree joke. Yeah, It's like, oh my god.

1:24:09.800 --> 1:24:11.840
<v Speaker 2>And then but he didn't know an agreement. I said, bro,

1:24:12.400 --> 1:24:14.479
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing? I said, you know it's Eddie

1:24:14.520 --> 1:24:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Murphys joke? Right?

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<v Speaker 12>He no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, stop, you know. So I had

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<v Speaker 2>to get I had to get rid of him. I

1:24:20.360 --> 1:24:22.320
<v Speaker 2>told the club he can't work with me. Did someone

1:24:22.400 --> 1:24:23.120
<v Speaker 2>still your joke?

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<v Speaker 7>When because you don't say the in worse, you have

1:24:25.040 --> 1:24:26.600
<v Speaker 7>some more under percent, you have somebody to come on

1:24:26.680 --> 1:24:28.519
<v Speaker 7>the stage and say the in work for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was it was? It was a sketch on on

1:24:30.680 --> 1:24:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Showtime called Chalking Sundays on show Time, right, But who

1:24:34.080 --> 1:24:35.800
<v Speaker 2>was the guy that you had to say the N word?

1:24:37.520 --> 1:24:40.880
<v Speaker 2>It was a guy named Michael White. Okay, the joke

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<v Speaker 2>originated with me in d Ray. That's when I was looking.

1:24:43.479 --> 1:24:47.400
<v Speaker 2>So what happened was I had this had this closer

1:24:47.439 --> 1:24:50.760
<v Speaker 2>where I was like, white people can't say the M ware.

1:24:50.840 --> 1:24:52.760
<v Speaker 2>But I figured it out. Just hang out with the

1:24:52.840 --> 1:24:54.880
<v Speaker 2>black guy and he'll say it for you. And I've

1:24:54.920 --> 1:24:58.400
<v Speaker 2>seen different iterations of it on social media right right,

1:24:58.680 --> 1:25:01.200
<v Speaker 2>But I was I'd bring a guy on stage and

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<v Speaker 2>then I'd say, I go, you know, fuck you, and

1:25:03.479 --> 1:25:06.280
<v Speaker 2>he would say the N word right and we'd build

1:25:06.280 --> 1:25:08.960
<v Speaker 2>a crescendo. How it started was I was at the

1:25:09.000 --> 1:25:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Improv on Monday and on Monday that was the Urban

1:25:12.040 --> 1:25:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Night Right and Deray was hosting, and I got a heckler.

1:25:14.840 --> 1:25:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Me and him were going back and forth. He was

1:25:16.000 --> 1:25:18.360
<v Speaker 2>having a good time, and then I go, Man, if

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<v Speaker 2>I was black, I'd call you the N word right now,

1:25:20.320 --> 1:25:22.280
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not allowed. No crowds like no, you could

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<v Speaker 2>say no, I can't, and uh, dire goes, I'll say

1:25:26.560 --> 1:25:28.880
<v Speaker 2>it for you. So then d Ray came on stage

1:25:28.920 --> 1:25:31.439
<v Speaker 2>and we got the video. It's grainy as shit and

1:25:31.479 --> 1:25:34.400
<v Speaker 2>it's from like two thousand and eight or something like that,

1:25:34.960 --> 1:25:37.439
<v Speaker 2>and uh, he came up and he said it, and

1:25:37.520 --> 1:25:40.560
<v Speaker 2>then we did a tour in twenty eleven together, so

1:25:40.640 --> 1:25:42.280
<v Speaker 2>we were doing that joke all over the country.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

1:25:43.120 --> 1:25:46.040
<v Speaker 2>So then like twenty twelve or thirteen, this show on

1:25:46.120 --> 1:25:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Show Tame came out and I'm watching it and I'm going,

1:25:49.960 --> 1:25:52.639
<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, they made it a sketch, right, Okay.

1:25:53.160 --> 1:25:55.840
<v Speaker 2>So I called one of the producers of the show

1:25:56.200 --> 1:25:58.720
<v Speaker 2>and I said, hey, nothing we can do. I ain't

1:25:58.720 --> 1:26:00.479
<v Speaker 2>about to sue or nothing like that. I go, but

1:26:01.240 --> 1:26:03.760
<v Speaker 2>who said they wrote that joke? I'm just curious. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not attacking somebody else. And they was like,

1:26:07.920 --> 1:26:10.160
<v Speaker 2>they couldn't tell me. We have a think tank and

1:26:10.240 --> 1:26:12.679
<v Speaker 2>guys come in and I go, all right, you're telling

1:26:12.720 --> 1:26:15.559
<v Speaker 2>me right now, somebody took it because you can't tell

1:26:15.600 --> 1:26:17.320
<v Speaker 2>me who wrote the joke. You have writers for a

1:26:17.360 --> 1:26:19.720
<v Speaker 2>sketch show. It wasn't a stand up show. So I've

1:26:19.840 --> 1:26:22.200
<v Speaker 2>never been one who accused people of stealing something because

1:26:22.600 --> 1:26:26.320
<v Speaker 2>our minds work alike. That was so blatant, the timing

1:26:26.400 --> 1:26:28.360
<v Speaker 2>of it. It was like a year after I did it,

1:26:28.400 --> 1:26:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I go, it's on my special. Yeah you know what

1:26:30.439 --> 1:26:32.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean. So, yeah, they definitely took it. Was that

1:26:32.600 --> 1:26:35.519
<v Speaker 2>the first time someone STOLEIO material. No, I'm sure that

1:26:35.880 --> 1:26:38.519
<v Speaker 2>it's happened, you know what I mean. But you know,

1:26:38.720 --> 1:26:40.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't really, like I said, I'm not going to

1:26:41.040 --> 1:26:43.360
<v Speaker 2>just out and out say you stole it week. I mean,

1:26:43.560 --> 1:26:46.280
<v Speaker 2>our minds think like I mean, deal. Hughgley had the

1:26:46.400 --> 1:26:48.760
<v Speaker 2>exact same joke one time, and we was down in

1:26:48.840 --> 1:26:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Miami at the James All Night Center and I saw him.

1:26:53.160 --> 1:26:56.599
<v Speaker 2>I saw him at dinner after the show and I said, hey, da,

1:26:56.720 --> 1:26:59.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, did you see the crowd go blank? One time?

1:26:59.120 --> 1:27:00.640
<v Speaker 2>They went Dad? He goes yeah, I go, yeah, we

1:27:00.720 --> 1:27:03.080
<v Speaker 2>got the exact same joke, and he didn't watch me,

1:27:03.520 --> 1:27:06.960
<v Speaker 2>and it was it was it was right when Lebron

1:27:07.600 --> 1:27:11.360
<v Speaker 2>left Cleveland to go to Miami. It was like yeah,

1:27:11.800 --> 1:27:13.839
<v Speaker 2>And I said, I don't know why people were shocked.

1:27:14.000 --> 1:27:16.879
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I've been to Cleveland, I've been to Miami.

1:27:17.200 --> 1:27:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I go. It's not a hard decision. It's like asking

1:27:20.000 --> 1:27:24.000
<v Speaker 2>somebody who you want to fuck, Beyonce or Precious, easy choice, right.

1:27:25.000 --> 1:27:27.760
<v Speaker 2>The fact that we both picked Beyonce and Precious and

1:27:27.960 --> 1:27:30.200
<v Speaker 2>both because we were in Miami. That's what we told

1:27:30.240 --> 1:27:31.960
<v Speaker 2>the joke and Lebron just got there so I was like,

1:27:32.280 --> 1:27:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I said, what the chance that we picked and precious

1:27:34.200 --> 1:27:36.479
<v Speaker 2>just came out? You got to realize our minds were

1:27:36.520 --> 1:27:39.000
<v Speaker 2>working alike in that that sequence. So he knew that.

1:27:39.160 --> 1:27:40.880
<v Speaker 2>He knew I didn't steal it, and I went up

1:27:40.880 --> 1:27:42.280
<v Speaker 2>to him. I was like, damn, we got the exact

1:27:42.320 --> 1:27:42.960
<v Speaker 2>same joke, bro.

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<v Speaker 7>So besides the quick time beside, has anybody ever accused

1:27:49.439 --> 1:27:49.800
<v Speaker 7>you of that?

1:27:51.280 --> 1:27:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Uh? One time earlier in my career, somebody did and

1:27:55.880 --> 1:28:00.400
<v Speaker 2>it was it was so ridiculous, and they they basically

1:28:00.520 --> 1:28:05.679
<v Speaker 2>said they didn't accuse me. Their homeboy said I stole

1:28:06.000 --> 1:28:10.760
<v Speaker 2>a joke. And basically it was I brought somebody on

1:28:10.920 --> 1:28:13.840
<v Speaker 2>stage and he brings some do on stage in his act.

1:28:14.960 --> 1:28:17.880
<v Speaker 3>That's the gist of it. Bringing someone on stage was

1:28:17.920 --> 1:28:19.880
<v Speaker 3>the active city. And they said, Gary's doing what you do.

1:28:20.320 --> 1:28:22.720
<v Speaker 2>And he pulled me aside outside of the one of

1:28:22.760 --> 1:28:24.360
<v Speaker 2>the comedy clubs and I this is early. This is

1:28:24.439 --> 1:28:26.600
<v Speaker 2>like ninety seven, ninety eight something like that, And I

1:28:27.200 --> 1:28:29.840
<v Speaker 2>was like what, And it was that you took his shit? Man,

1:28:29.920 --> 1:28:31.479
<v Speaker 2>I go, what are you talking about? And his act

1:28:31.800 --> 1:28:34.280
<v Speaker 2>is completely different than mine if you saw her, and

1:28:34.360 --> 1:28:36.920
<v Speaker 2>then when he goes, he goes it didn't sound right

1:28:37.000 --> 1:28:38.640
<v Speaker 2>to me Gary the comedian, because he ain't like that.

1:28:38.680 --> 1:28:40.160
<v Speaker 2>I said, what are you talking right now? Is his

1:28:40.200 --> 1:28:42.160
<v Speaker 2>boy's like, you brought someone else stage? I say, you know,

1:28:42.280 --> 1:28:44.639
<v Speaker 2>he brings somebody on stage. I go, are you serious

1:28:44.680 --> 1:28:47.439
<v Speaker 2>right now? I'm not allowed to bring my own stage

1:28:47.479 --> 1:28:49.400
<v Speaker 2>because he brings someone on stage every night. And one

1:28:49.520 --> 1:28:51.439
<v Speaker 2>night I don't know what the joke was or what

1:28:51.520 --> 1:28:53.280
<v Speaker 2>I was doing with this person, but they came on stage.

1:28:53.280 --> 1:28:54.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it was. But that's been the

1:28:54.720 --> 1:28:57.519
<v Speaker 2>only time somebody said that to me. I remember one

1:28:57.520 --> 1:28:57.720
<v Speaker 2>of the.

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<v Speaker 7>First times I found out that Joe Rogan was a comedian,

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<v Speaker 7>was I believe he stepped to Calo min Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 7>ruin Carson his career.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, So was that over a stolen joke? Was

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<v Speaker 2>that over his stolen for years of stealing? Can you

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<v Speaker 2>explain to me, like like like, so, so, what happens you?

1:29:17.360 --> 1:29:21.719
<v Speaker 2>So Carlosmancy had a bad rep of stealing people's material,

1:29:22.439 --> 1:29:23.880
<v Speaker 2>and it was like lat in it.

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<v Speaker 7>He wasn't even like like like trying to hide it, right.

1:29:29.439 --> 1:29:31.720
<v Speaker 7>It was like literally he'd have an opener and then

1:29:31.760 --> 1:29:33.600
<v Speaker 7>he'd take the next week he'd be doing some of

1:29:33.680 --> 1:29:36.800
<v Speaker 7>his opener's jokes, or he'd be at the comedy store

1:29:36.840 --> 1:29:39.439
<v Speaker 7>and he takes some ship, right and everybody knew it,

1:29:39.560 --> 1:29:42.000
<v Speaker 7>but everybody was scared to say anything because.

1:29:41.800 --> 1:29:44.960
<v Speaker 2>He was like like right Latino at that time. Yeah,

1:29:44.960 --> 1:29:46.600
<v Speaker 2>and he was like selling the most tickets at that

1:29:46.920 --> 1:29:49.559
<v Speaker 2>like George Lopez did. Yeah, he was like and nobody

1:29:49.640 --> 1:29:52.519
<v Speaker 2>wanted to cross them, and Joe just was like got

1:29:52.560 --> 1:29:55.639
<v Speaker 2>sick of it. Well he's a usc fighter, so yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:29:56.000 --> 1:29:58.280
<v Speaker 2>but Joe was like he called him out and then

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<v Speaker 2>I never in my life seeing somebody's career careers go like, yeah,

1:30:04.520 --> 1:30:08.640
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy. That was wild, all right, because and you

1:30:08.680 --> 1:30:11.080
<v Speaker 2>can do a roker. But Carlos never really recovered from

1:30:11.120 --> 1:30:14.080
<v Speaker 2>that whatever, because he really was still in the material.

1:30:14.160 --> 1:30:15.800
<v Speaker 2>He really like, well he was accused of what was

1:30:15.840 --> 1:30:18.200
<v Speaker 2>actually true, really was And he's done interviews and he's

1:30:18.240 --> 1:30:19.920
<v Speaker 2>never just said I don't steal. He's always like beat

1:30:19.920 --> 1:30:22.720
<v Speaker 2>around the bush. You're like, well, no comedy subjective and

1:30:22.800 --> 1:30:25.320
<v Speaker 2>you might say the same word or an inflection. I go, dude,

1:30:25.360 --> 1:30:27.599
<v Speaker 2>did you steal or not? You know what I mean?

1:30:27.800 --> 1:30:29.760
<v Speaker 2>That's like Kelly No, he's answering, like the guys on

1:30:29.800 --> 1:30:31.680
<v Speaker 2>the first forty eight you know what do you know?

1:30:31.840 --> 1:30:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Charles Charles, no, no, no, remember. Kelly d was like,

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<v Speaker 2>so how young are you talking about? How He's like,

1:30:36.240 --> 1:30:40.439
<v Speaker 2>do you get the teenage girls? So when you say teenager,

1:30:40.760 --> 1:30:45.519
<v Speaker 2>what do you mean a teen?

1:30:45.840 --> 1:30:45.960
<v Speaker 8>Right?

1:30:46.120 --> 1:30:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? But go ahead, yeah yeah, go thank you. It

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<v Speaker 2>was misunderstood because he was talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>Nineteen year olds and he get out on the first

1:30:53.560 --> 1:30:54.320
<v Speaker 5>to next year too.

1:30:54.280 --> 1:30:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Man free Kelly Okay, all right?

1:30:56.840 --> 1:30:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Martin Lawrence and Chris Rock Who Martin Lawrence and Chris

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<v Speaker 3>Rock Martin Lawrence Okay.

1:31:03.760 --> 1:31:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't think his when he hosted Deaf Jam. I

1:31:07.600 --> 1:31:09.320
<v Speaker 2>don't think he's ever been a better host of the

1:31:09.400 --> 1:31:12.320
<v Speaker 2>show those Deaf Jam days. I agree with you. It

1:31:12.400 --> 1:31:14.040
<v Speaker 2>literally like I was in high school when Dead Jem

1:31:14.120 --> 1:31:16.639
<v Speaker 2>came out, and I know I wanted to be a comedian,

1:31:16.680 --> 1:31:18.760
<v Speaker 2>but I've never been on stage. But when I saw

1:31:19.800 --> 1:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>that type of reaction, I was like, I want that shit.

1:31:22.800 --> 1:31:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't want any of the improv. And it also,

1:31:26.880 --> 1:31:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Deaf Jam gave me an insight into black culture I

1:31:30.600 --> 1:31:35.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't have, and how the media can portray people in

1:31:35.160 --> 1:31:36.960
<v Speaker 2>a way that it's not really them. Because you remember

1:31:36.960 --> 1:31:40.080
<v Speaker 2>at the time, Derek Coleman was with Syracuse and then

1:31:40.120 --> 1:31:43.160
<v Speaker 2>in the NBA he was with the Pistons, and I

1:31:43.200 --> 1:31:44.320
<v Speaker 2>think it was the Pistons at that time.

1:31:44.880 --> 1:31:46.320
<v Speaker 7>Derek Coleman used to play for the Nets as well

1:31:46.360 --> 1:31:47.960
<v Speaker 7>with Kenny Anderson Cason.

1:31:48.040 --> 1:31:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but the media had him as this mean guy,

1:31:52.760 --> 1:31:55.519
<v Speaker 2>never smiled, never laughed, don't cross them. They like he's

1:31:55.520 --> 1:31:59.320
<v Speaker 2>an asshole, right, And then I saw Martin talking about

1:31:59.400 --> 1:32:01.439
<v Speaker 2>him on Deft Him and I was like, Oh, he's

1:32:01.479 --> 1:32:03.080
<v Speaker 2>gonna go up there and beat the ship out of Martin.

1:32:03.200 --> 1:32:05.880
<v Speaker 2>And then when I saw him laughing hitting the guys

1:32:05.920 --> 1:32:07.720
<v Speaker 2>next to him, I was like, wait a minute. I've

1:32:08.040 --> 1:32:11.479
<v Speaker 2>never seen him portray like that on ESPN like blul maya.

1:32:11.720 --> 1:32:14.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I got I gotta realize. I gotta start

1:32:14.560 --> 1:32:16.400
<v Speaker 2>looking people who they are and not listening to what

1:32:16.479 --> 1:32:17.160
<v Speaker 2>the media is saying.

1:32:17.400 --> 1:32:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Right, all right, Chappelle or sein Fell Chappelle, that's easy,

1:32:23.080 --> 1:32:24.599
<v Speaker 3>Shane Gillis or Andrew Schultz?

1:32:26.200 --> 1:32:26.439
<v Speaker 4>Wow?

1:32:27.160 --> 1:32:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Wow, why don't want to crime? Yeah, we're gonna have

1:32:35.960 --> 1:32:39.000
<v Speaker 2>to drink on that one. Guys got that one.

1:32:40.800 --> 1:32:42.240
<v Speaker 7>I'll tell you, I'll tell you why we why we

1:32:42.240 --> 1:32:47.519
<v Speaker 7>talking about Andrew Schultz one of the funniest uh shits

1:32:47.560 --> 1:32:50.360
<v Speaker 7>I've ever seen on on on the internet is when

1:32:50.479 --> 1:32:55.280
<v Speaker 7>Andrew give give him shots. Yeah where Andrew asks you?

1:32:56.840 --> 1:32:58.799
<v Speaker 7>He said, he said, how how long you been married?

1:32:58.960 --> 1:33:04.400
<v Speaker 7>And then you, oh, sixty years? But how long you've

1:33:04.400 --> 1:33:04.800
<v Speaker 7>been loyal?

1:33:04.880 --> 1:33:05.719
<v Speaker 2>And you just choked.

1:33:06.400 --> 1:33:06.599
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1:33:06.840 --> 1:33:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it was it was like, did not want

1:33:10.120 --> 1:33:14.479
<v Speaker 2>to lie. My body told me. That was on the

1:33:14.720 --> 1:33:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Charlemagne and Andrews.

1:33:17.560 --> 1:33:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:33:17.880 --> 1:33:20.880
<v Speaker 2>This was before they were in their new studio and stuff.

1:33:20.960 --> 1:33:24.240
<v Speaker 2>It was like the blew Or were used to sold

1:33:24.280 --> 1:33:26.959
<v Speaker 2>out the Masters Square Garden. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is beforehand.

1:33:27.880 --> 1:33:30.720
<v Speaker 2>I just remember they were talking and they weren't even

1:33:30.800 --> 1:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>talking to me at this point. I don't even know

1:33:32.320 --> 1:33:36.160
<v Speaker 2>if I had been introduced as the guest. This is them,

1:33:36.439 --> 1:33:39.559
<v Speaker 2>you guys talking for right. He goes, I'm getting back

1:33:39.600 --> 1:33:42.320
<v Speaker 2>to cheating this year, Charlamagne, that's my goal. And trumans

1:33:42.360 --> 1:33:45.759
<v Speaker 2>like Nahn Gallant even married sixteen years and I'm literally

1:33:45.840 --> 1:33:47.720
<v Speaker 2>taking a sip of my latte and he wasn't even

1:33:47.720 --> 1:33:51.040
<v Speaker 2>in faith. I was like, I didn't mean, I just

1:33:51.120 --> 1:33:55.439
<v Speaker 2>meant the answer, And it was funny when that came out.

1:33:55.479 --> 1:33:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I hope my wife don't see this ship.

1:33:57.840 --> 1:34:00.639
<v Speaker 2>She never saw it. But then when that god damn

1:34:00.720 --> 1:34:06.000
<v Speaker 2>divorce happened, that clip went nuts again, right, it went everywhere.

1:34:06.320 --> 1:34:09.479
<v Speaker 2>But then my ex saw it. She finally saw it.

1:34:09.560 --> 1:34:13.400
<v Speaker 2>She goes, when did this ship happened? Like two, I'm sixteen?

1:34:14.120 --> 1:34:18.120
<v Speaker 2>And then I remember we ended up settling out of court,

1:34:18.160 --> 1:34:20.400
<v Speaker 2>but we were on mediation and it came up in mediation.

1:34:20.760 --> 1:34:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Get the funk out of it. Even though Ohio's and

1:34:22.600 --> 1:34:24.559
<v Speaker 2>no faults state, you can fucking around the planet doesn't matter.

1:34:24.880 --> 1:34:27.240
<v Speaker 2>But she was like, I saw the girl. I saw

1:34:27.360 --> 1:34:29.800
<v Speaker 2>the interview. I saw that. I was like, I was like, day,

1:34:30.400 --> 1:34:32.120
<v Speaker 2>how you're going to bring that up? I got the

1:34:32.360 --> 1:34:35.080
<v Speaker 2>mediation ship. But you know how many other people use

1:34:35.160 --> 1:34:40.639
<v Speaker 2>that clip for other things, like like they'll be like, uh, well,

1:34:41.280 --> 1:34:43.479
<v Speaker 2>I thought you was at Tommy's house or something, and

1:34:43.600 --> 1:34:47.640
<v Speaker 2>you know a gift like yeah, get quite a lot.

1:34:47.720 --> 1:34:49.439
<v Speaker 2>They keep doing it. They're doing you. So I don't know.

1:34:49.520 --> 1:34:51.479
<v Speaker 2>I don't don't know that. You guys know Max Crosby

1:34:51.560 --> 1:34:55.240
<v Speaker 2>for the Raiders, Okay, the defensive ENDX Crosby. He's the

1:34:55.240 --> 1:34:58.519
<v Speaker 2>white guy that's like hip with the Brothers, right, He's

1:34:58.560 --> 1:35:00.839
<v Speaker 2>one of the best defense in NFL. I started following

1:35:00.920 --> 1:35:04.920
<v Speaker 2>him on Instagram and like, within thirty seconds, he's leaving

1:35:04.960 --> 1:35:08.479
<v Speaker 2>me a voice DM. He goes, bro, thanks for the

1:35:08.640 --> 1:35:10.720
<v Speaker 2>follow you a legend in this game.

1:35:10.880 --> 1:35:13.840
<v Speaker 3>He goes man the funniest ship, and he was doing

1:35:13.880 --> 1:35:15.760
<v Speaker 3>the voice ship, he showed.

1:35:15.560 --> 1:35:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Something that's the funniest That's what got you life. Now

1:35:23.439 --> 1:35:25.639
<v Speaker 2>you know what it is. It was like, even if

1:35:25.680 --> 1:35:29.439
<v Speaker 2>you wanted to lie, it was like it was not

1:35:31.760 --> 1:35:40.439
<v Speaker 2>Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey. That was good Will Ferrell.

1:35:41.560 --> 1:35:43.920
<v Speaker 7>You know why I'm with you on that because I

1:35:44.240 --> 1:35:46.840
<v Speaker 7>like Jim Carrey, right, but I'm not sure how much

1:35:46.880 --> 1:35:48.120
<v Speaker 7>I like woke Jim Carrey.

1:35:49.200 --> 1:35:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a little too woke lately. Well also Will like

1:35:52.920 --> 1:35:56.120
<v Speaker 2>botox and all that is fucking with him. Well, Will

1:35:56.200 --> 1:36:01.720
<v Speaker 2>also carry I'm talking about. It's the you know, the outtakes.

1:36:01.840 --> 1:36:04.479
<v Speaker 2>Like now we don't have DVDs anymore, but man, when

1:36:04.560 --> 1:36:07.599
<v Speaker 2>you you I remember when I bought the Talladega Knights movie.

1:36:07.760 --> 1:36:10.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and the outtakes was firing that movie. Yeah,

1:36:10.720 --> 1:36:15.599
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh he's now. Now when I'm watching his movies,

1:36:15.640 --> 1:36:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, he's making that up. He making that up?

1:36:18.160 --> 1:36:22.320
<v Speaker 2>WI commercial? Huh he WI commercial no, I'm thinking he's

1:36:22.400 --> 1:36:25.400
<v Speaker 2>making that wasn't in the scroll, was making that ship up,

1:36:25.600 --> 1:36:28.640
<v Speaker 2>you know so. And then also thinking of if you

1:36:28.720 --> 1:36:30.760
<v Speaker 2>ask you right now, if my agent calls like, hey

1:36:30.760 --> 1:36:32.439
<v Speaker 2>we got a movie with Will Ferrell, we got to

1:36:32.479 --> 1:36:35.320
<v Speaker 2>move with Jim Carrey bick one. I picked Will fall

1:36:35.400 --> 1:36:37.439
<v Speaker 2>right now. This is no district Jim Carrey, but picked

1:36:37.479 --> 1:36:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Will because I'd like to go head up with him

1:36:40.800 --> 1:36:42.840
<v Speaker 2>on some ad libs and stuff like that on the set.

1:36:44.760 --> 1:36:46.840
<v Speaker 7>How about Larry David. You haven't met Larry. Haven't met

1:36:46.880 --> 1:36:49.360
<v Speaker 7>Larry David? Okay, Wow, I have met him. That's like

1:36:49.479 --> 1:36:50.320
<v Speaker 7>one of my favorite.

1:36:50.400 --> 1:36:53.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got to work with him. I wouldn't want

1:36:53.120 --> 1:36:53.559
<v Speaker 2>to meet him.

1:36:53.880 --> 1:36:56.720
<v Speaker 7>You wouldn't like you haven't met somebody that and you

1:36:56.880 --> 1:36:58.280
<v Speaker 7>was totally disappointed by him.

1:36:58.280 --> 1:37:01.839
<v Speaker 2>A couple of times. And a lot in our business

1:37:02.000 --> 1:37:05.040
<v Speaker 2>is athletes that I mean, I was like, oh, man,

1:37:06.200 --> 1:37:08.760
<v Speaker 2>like that. I was really this morning. A couple of them,

1:37:09.360 --> 1:37:11.640
<v Speaker 2>all right, I got to.

1:37:11.640 --> 1:37:15.559
<v Speaker 3>Say that we don't write these the guy Republican one

1:37:15.600 --> 1:37:17.320
<v Speaker 3>of them can't speak English. That well, that's right. He

1:37:17.439 --> 1:37:20.639
<v Speaker 3>wrote Kevin Williams or Kevin Hart, And I'm like, Kevin

1:37:20.720 --> 1:37:28.720
<v Speaker 3>william Kat, I'm like Kevin Williams, So Kat Williams or

1:37:28.800 --> 1:37:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Kevin Hart.

1:37:29.720 --> 1:37:35.120
<v Speaker 2>We're drinking, we're drinking. Did you see did you see

1:37:35.360 --> 1:37:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Kevin's drink? Drink drink, come on drinking Kems movie. Oh

1:37:43.200 --> 1:37:48.240
<v Speaker 2>my god, let me tell you something. Cheers, Thank you keV.

1:37:48.600 --> 1:37:52.519
<v Speaker 2>That movie to me, I don't know if keV wrote

1:37:52.560 --> 1:37:54.519
<v Speaker 2>it or had anything to do with it, but listen

1:37:54.600 --> 1:37:54.760
<v Speaker 2>to me.

1:37:55.160 --> 1:37:59.560
<v Speaker 7>He hit how old like older people don't think that

1:37:59.760 --> 1:38:01.960
<v Speaker 7>we we're older and think that we can hang out

1:38:02.479 --> 1:38:03.360
<v Speaker 7>with these young people.

1:38:03.720 --> 1:38:05.960
<v Speaker 2>And I promise you I watched that shaid three times.

1:38:06.080 --> 1:38:06.439
<v Speaker 2>I want that.

1:38:06.720 --> 1:38:09.080
<v Speaker 3>It's really really good. It's really really.

1:38:09.000 --> 1:38:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Dope, and it's a thing like a man crew too

1:38:11.280 --> 1:38:14.160
<v Speaker 2>well produced story direct I didn't know that story directly.

1:38:14.560 --> 1:38:15.439
<v Speaker 3>That's the seventy two hours.

1:38:16.400 --> 1:38:19.519
<v Speaker 2>To Marcelo from Miami, that sh it is so and

1:38:19.920 --> 1:38:20.160
<v Speaker 2>I like.

1:38:20.280 --> 1:38:22.680
<v Speaker 7>I like the fact that you know me living in

1:38:22.760 --> 1:38:25.320
<v Speaker 7>Miami for the last seventeen years, me born and raised

1:38:25.320 --> 1:38:27.120
<v Speaker 7>from New York. I hate when they like they do

1:38:27.280 --> 1:38:29.439
<v Speaker 7>a movie like about New York and they filming in Canada,

1:38:29.680 --> 1:38:31.680
<v Speaker 7>or they do a movie they came they filmed that

1:38:31.800 --> 1:38:32.200
<v Speaker 7>in Miami.

1:38:32.479 --> 1:38:34.280
<v Speaker 2>I can fail woden Wood. I can smell when wood

1:38:34.280 --> 1:38:35.800
<v Speaker 2>when it was dropping through. You know what I mean?

1:38:36.640 --> 1:38:37.080
<v Speaker 2>The next one.

1:38:38.200 --> 1:38:40.519
<v Speaker 3>I gotta read these carefully because these motherfuckers be sucking

1:38:40.520 --> 1:38:40.760
<v Speaker 3>it up.

1:38:41.000 --> 1:38:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They put Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, he puts.

1:38:46.720 --> 1:38:51.200
<v Speaker 3>He put Jamie Bear, Mike Epps. No, it's Jamie fox Man, wrong, Animalie.

1:38:52.160 --> 1:38:54.519
<v Speaker 2>That's easy. Jamie fox I think he's the most talented

1:38:54.680 --> 1:38:58.200
<v Speaker 2>on earth, right. He can do everything. He can sing,

1:38:58.960 --> 1:39:03.519
<v Speaker 2>he can act, he's funny impersonations, and when you're in

1:39:03.560 --> 1:39:05.040
<v Speaker 2>the room with him, he's another one. When I was

1:39:05.040 --> 1:39:08.760
<v Speaker 2>talking about Chappelle and Kevin, he's got it. He makes

1:39:08.800 --> 1:39:10.519
<v Speaker 2>you feel like you're the only one in the room. Man,

1:39:10.880 --> 1:39:12.720
<v Speaker 2>and which in your first movie. Put me on my

1:39:12.760 --> 1:39:15.160
<v Speaker 2>first movie, which was Dope. How he did it because

1:39:15.600 --> 1:39:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm out here in La just trying to make it.

1:39:18.360 --> 1:39:21.160
<v Speaker 2>You know, stand up, I got no TV credits. I'm

1:39:21.240 --> 1:39:23.400
<v Speaker 2>just out there. He saw me on stage at the

1:39:23.439 --> 1:39:26.200
<v Speaker 2>comedy store one night, and then afterwards he was like, Yo,

1:39:27.280 --> 1:39:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I got this. I was here through the grapevine. He

1:39:29.080 --> 1:39:31.720
<v Speaker 2>was getting ready to this movie, right, and then Jae

1:39:31.880 --> 1:39:34.200
<v Speaker 2>was like he kept having his boys come pick me

1:39:34.280 --> 1:39:36.599
<v Speaker 2>up and hang out with him, so that whole summer

1:39:36.720 --> 1:39:39.519
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight was like, it's one of the best summers

1:39:39.520 --> 1:39:42.120
<v Speaker 2>of my life because the best of them was my life. Yes,

1:39:42.320 --> 1:39:46.320
<v Speaker 2>yeah's continue hanging with Fox the whole summer. And then

1:39:46.360 --> 1:39:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I get the hosting job on BT and then Jane

1:39:49.920 --> 1:39:52.800
<v Speaker 2>white Man and the hostel BT. Right, yeah, no, we

1:39:52.880 --> 1:39:56.400
<v Speaker 2>can go more. I'm the only white on air personality

1:39:56.520 --> 1:39:58.280
<v Speaker 2>ever in that network. Got the show.

1:40:00.120 --> 1:40:01.240
<v Speaker 3>Yellity Show, Yes.

1:40:01.240 --> 1:40:04.920
<v Speaker 2>And then you know, and then uh so Jamie, we

1:40:05.040 --> 1:40:10.240
<v Speaker 2>got the fun Up and the God Yo Kareem whoever

1:40:10.280 --> 1:40:14.679
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is on Bluetooth? Oh okay, go ahead, Yeah

1:40:16.080 --> 1:40:18.880
<v Speaker 2>that was the white guys like this, We've only taken

1:40:18.960 --> 1:40:23.600
<v Speaker 2>two shots, should be yeah, all right, next that's summer ate.

1:40:23.720 --> 1:40:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Like so he he gets me audition for the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>It was kind of like, come to find out was

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<v Speaker 2>mine to lose? I had to fuck it up, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was so overly prepared for this audition. And then

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<v Speaker 2>uh he he finally told me we got to Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>It goes back to what you say in the movie

1:40:36.200 --> 1:40:38.759
<v Speaker 2>is supposed to play in Arizona. We filmed it in Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>They built a desert out there.

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<v Speaker 9>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he built a desert.

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<v Speaker 2>He built like a little desert.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the on one spot. So he, uh, Jamie goes, yeah,

1:40:49.120 --> 1:40:50.880
<v Speaker 2>he goes, dude, I just had to. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>hang out with you to make sure he was cool

1:40:52.640 --> 1:40:55.360
<v Speaker 2>because I knew if you was in this movie with me, uh,

1:40:56.000 --> 1:40:57.880
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna be together for two months, and we'd have

1:40:57.920 --> 1:41:01.040
<v Speaker 2>been on nowhere. So I was hanging with them, right,

1:41:01.560 --> 1:41:03.960
<v Speaker 2>And here's a wild story about that movie. Nobody knows

1:41:04.400 --> 1:41:07.439
<v Speaker 2>we were. We were out one night. We were working

1:41:07.479 --> 1:41:09.400
<v Speaker 2>six days a week, Monday through Saturday. Only off day

1:41:09.439 --> 1:41:13.800
<v Speaker 2>was Sunday. There was one club we was in Saskatchewan, Canada, Regina.

1:41:14.000 --> 1:41:16.680
<v Speaker 2>It's called right Regina.

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<v Speaker 4>G I n A.

1:41:18.560 --> 1:41:20.040
<v Speaker 2>And when I got there, I thought it was Regina

1:41:20.200 --> 1:41:22.920
<v Speaker 2>and they will correct you quick, they will. It's Regina. Right.

1:41:24.400 --> 1:41:26.880
<v Speaker 2>One club is called city Lights. All of a sudden,

1:41:27.000 --> 1:41:29.200
<v Speaker 2>one of the guys on the Saskatchewan rough Riders, the

1:41:29.280 --> 1:41:34.120
<v Speaker 2>CFL team, they accused Jamie of sleeping with his girl

1:41:34.160 --> 1:41:41.320
<v Speaker 2>or his wife. Rightie, Yo, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie's that dude

1:41:41.320 --> 1:41:43.080
<v Speaker 2>when it comes to women. Right Jamie was like, Yo,

1:41:43.200 --> 1:41:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't fuck people's wives though I don't

1:41:45.960 --> 1:41:49.479
<v Speaker 2>roll like that. Right. So the dude, we're at this nightclub.

1:41:49.600 --> 1:41:52.160
<v Speaker 2>And the dude right like kind of pressed Jamie.

1:41:52.240 --> 1:41:52.360
<v Speaker 4>Right.

1:41:52.720 --> 1:41:55.240
<v Speaker 2>He was like, yo, I hope you finish your movie.

1:41:56.040 --> 1:41:57.519
<v Speaker 2>And then I was like he was a big dude,

1:41:57.560 --> 1:41:59.960
<v Speaker 2>like some linebackers held up. This is held up okay,

1:42:00.720 --> 1:42:05.680
<v Speaker 2>and then uh, I just remember it got a little tense, motherfucker.

1:42:05.800 --> 1:42:08.240
<v Speaker 2>I saw the boom operator got a hold of the

1:42:08.280 --> 1:42:10.800
<v Speaker 2>mic like this. He was an old white dude. He

1:42:10.960 --> 1:42:13.600
<v Speaker 2>had a shout of whiskey because the whole crew and

1:42:13.760 --> 1:42:16.840
<v Speaker 2>cast was hanging out. There's only one bar right like this,

1:42:17.200 --> 1:42:22.320
<v Speaker 2>he put his whiskey glass over here, poured it out

1:42:22.400 --> 1:42:24.719
<v Speaker 2>like this. Right, the whiskey came out and he cuffed

1:42:24.760 --> 1:42:26.479
<v Speaker 2>it and he had it right hair in his hand

1:42:26.600 --> 1:42:30.560
<v Speaker 2>and he pivoted like this. He was waiting for that

1:42:30.640 --> 1:42:32.519
<v Speaker 2>football player to make a move on Jamie and he

1:42:32.640 --> 1:42:35.560
<v Speaker 2>was about to come over the top like bamn. I

1:42:35.720 --> 1:42:39.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, yo, Jamie, did you see the fucking boom operator?

1:42:39.360 --> 1:42:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Get the guy? And Jamie was walking back to the

1:42:41.080 --> 1:42:44.439
<v Speaker 2>hotels and Jamie, that's what Jamie was like, what the fuck?

1:42:44.520 --> 1:42:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Man?

1:42:45.000 --> 1:42:47.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know that dude. What girl he's talking about?

1:42:47.320 --> 1:42:47.439
<v Speaker 4>Right?

1:42:47.840 --> 1:42:49.760
<v Speaker 2>But I was just like, no, funk all that. Did

1:42:49.800 --> 1:42:53.320
<v Speaker 2>you see the boom operator That motherfucker pivoted and he's

1:42:53.320 --> 1:42:54.200
<v Speaker 2>been in some fights before.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm want to ask you so for the men out

1:42:55.720 --> 1:42:59.240
<v Speaker 7>of the question, the boom operato complexion was he.

1:42:59.320 --> 1:43:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Was white, so white white, Yo, he was ready, he

1:43:06.320 --> 1:43:08.000
<v Speaker 2>had I said, dude, that dude head, you're back, Like

1:43:08.400 --> 1:43:10.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching the whole thing because I'm on, I'm on,

1:43:10.600 --> 1:43:12.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like twenty four we shot this movie. So I'm

1:43:12.880 --> 1:43:14.760
<v Speaker 2>over here talking to all these girls and stuff like that.

1:43:15.040 --> 1:43:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Jamie's the best wingman ever. Like Jamie will send us

1:43:18.320 --> 1:43:20.599
<v Speaker 2>to Yo, this is my boy Gary. He's the next

1:43:20.640 --> 1:43:23.200
<v Speaker 2>thing to blow up. Blah blah blah. Girls Like really,

1:43:23.280 --> 1:43:25.320
<v Speaker 2>you're the next day. That's what Jamie said.

1:43:31.120 --> 1:43:37.639
<v Speaker 3>Lay it out here, you go kill the uh, Chris Tucker,

1:43:37.760 --> 1:43:38.280
<v Speaker 3>Eddie Griffin.

1:43:39.600 --> 1:43:42.639
<v Speaker 2>This is stand up right, whatever in your mind, whatever

1:43:42.720 --> 1:43:49.400
<v Speaker 2>in your you want, I honestly, I gotta go. Chris Tucker, Friday,

1:43:49.479 --> 1:43:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Trump's just about everything, just about everything, all right.

1:43:53.680 --> 1:43:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Steve Martin or Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Marcello Hernandez or

1:43:59.040 --> 1:44:00.280
<v Speaker 3>Fernando as that I.

1:44:00.360 --> 1:44:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Saw, I don't know of those guys.

1:44:03.760 --> 1:44:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Take a shot Marcelo is the one that's in the

1:44:06.240 --> 1:44:10.439
<v Speaker 3>movie with Okay, marcella guy. Yeah, the other guy, I'm

1:44:10.520 --> 1:44:14.800
<v Speaker 3>not too familiar with him. Okay, so we'll go Marcelo. Okay, one.

1:44:15.439 --> 1:44:16.840
<v Speaker 3>They might have just made the other guy up.

1:44:16.840 --> 1:44:17.400
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just kidding.

1:44:18.000 --> 1:44:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Fernando, you know Fernando, you know this person? Well, Fernando, Man,

1:44:22.040 --> 1:44:24.479
<v Speaker 3>sure we go. Sorry, man, I don't know what respect

1:44:24.600 --> 1:44:27.640
<v Speaker 3>either man with him in Living Color Matt TV and

1:44:27.720 --> 1:44:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Living Color. That's he who wrote that?

1:44:30.439 --> 1:44:32.479
<v Speaker 2>Is that one of the minnicils of Columbia was that

1:44:32.600 --> 1:44:36.560
<v Speaker 2>was even close? He goes, I dropped that. Indeed, that

1:44:36.560 --> 1:44:37.320
<v Speaker 2>would even close?

1:44:37.400 --> 1:44:40.360
<v Speaker 3>Easy, That was the easiest one of the day. Right

1:44:40.439 --> 1:44:41.200
<v Speaker 3>along and get.

1:44:41.080 --> 1:44:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Hard, right along. I'm in that one.

1:44:43.800 --> 1:44:48.439
<v Speaker 3>Let's come out, Bernie mac or Robin Harris. Bernie Mack

1:44:49.720 --> 1:44:51.600
<v Speaker 3>says to the entertainer dial Hughley.

1:44:53.080 --> 1:44:57.840
<v Speaker 2>What to go with foking comedy? I know, oh man,

1:45:01.479 --> 1:45:03.479
<v Speaker 2>we got drinking in. Okay, let's do it. We gotta

1:45:03.520 --> 1:45:08.920
<v Speaker 2>drinking in. Let's do this. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Can you

1:45:08.960 --> 1:45:14.200
<v Speaker 2>see me? Man? Oh yeah, I see you, babe, Yes, yeah, good?

1:45:14.360 --> 1:45:19.080
<v Speaker 2>All right. But when I said Bernie, go ahead, as

1:45:19.120 --> 1:45:22.040
<v Speaker 2>the first guy I saw live at a theater. Guy

1:45:22.120 --> 1:45:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Tori took me. It was probably late nineties. Guide Toy

1:45:26.160 --> 1:45:28.360
<v Speaker 2>took me to the Universal Amphitheater. It's a different now,

1:45:29.160 --> 1:45:32.240
<v Speaker 2>but he took me to see Bernie. And I've told

1:45:32.280 --> 1:45:34.800
<v Speaker 2>this story numerous times on other podcasts and stuff. But

1:45:36.280 --> 1:45:40.840
<v Speaker 2>we went backstage after the show, and so we're sitting

1:45:40.840 --> 1:45:44.040
<v Speaker 2>there and I'm in the corner and you're just seeing

1:45:44.120 --> 1:45:47.479
<v Speaker 2>Comedy Royalty walk through, like Chris Rock and all these

1:45:47.520 --> 1:45:50.000
<v Speaker 2>people are coming through because it was before Kings of Comedy.

1:45:50.040 --> 1:45:53.920
<v Speaker 2>But Bernie was the guy, right, So I'm watching, But

1:45:53.960 --> 1:45:59.240
<v Speaker 2>there's a couple of comics in the hospitality slash backstage

1:45:59.320 --> 1:46:01.920
<v Speaker 2>that's being kind of loud, like it was getting out

1:46:01.920 --> 1:46:05.320
<v Speaker 2>of hand, honestly, and I saw Bernie getting kind of

1:46:05.360 --> 1:46:07.360
<v Speaker 2>fed up with it. Right, they're trying to be funny

1:46:07.600 --> 1:46:10.400
<v Speaker 2>stuff like that, Bernie form Chicago, correct, Yeah, Chicago. But

1:46:10.439 --> 1:46:12.439
<v Speaker 2>also there's a time nobody wants to be somebody that's

1:46:12.439 --> 1:46:14.720
<v Speaker 2>just loud and thenoxious all the time. You don't want

1:46:14.720 --> 1:46:16.720
<v Speaker 2>to be the guy you're on stage. You don't want

1:46:16.840 --> 1:46:19.320
<v Speaker 2>if you don't want that guy to be off stage, right,

1:46:19.760 --> 1:46:21.960
<v Speaker 2>So Bird was getting kind of fed up, and I

1:46:22.000 --> 1:46:25.120
<v Speaker 2>could tell, and I'm just I'm a fly on the wall.

1:46:25.160 --> 1:46:28.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the corner and there was this bull of

1:46:28.479 --> 1:46:32.280
<v Speaker 2>eminem's and I'm just eating these eminems, just watching everybody

1:46:32.320 --> 1:46:35.280
<v Speaker 2>walk through, right, And then I saw Bernie getting his

1:46:35.400 --> 1:46:38.800
<v Speaker 2>security's ear and was like, and he was basically like

1:46:39.040 --> 1:46:42.840
<v Speaker 2>trying to get people out of there that was being obnoxious, right, respectful,

1:46:42.880 --> 1:46:46.040
<v Speaker 2>but being discreet about it. So the security guard just

1:46:46.080 --> 1:46:48.800
<v Speaker 2>start thinning the herd. You get out of here, you

1:46:48.840 --> 1:46:50.200
<v Speaker 2>get out of here, you get out of here, right,

1:46:50.600 --> 1:46:52.839
<v Speaker 2>And now it's everybody's chill. And all of a sudden,

1:46:53.600 --> 1:46:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I saw Bernie look at me and straight eye contact,

1:46:57.560 --> 1:46:59.120
<v Speaker 2>and I got these m and ms in my hand.

1:46:59.160 --> 1:47:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I go all fuck or these his eminem's. So I'm

1:47:04.240 --> 1:47:06.880
<v Speaker 2>like this, I'm putting them back into the ball, like

1:47:09.800 --> 1:47:12.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't even eat your ship. But he just looked

1:47:12.439 --> 1:47:14.320
<v Speaker 2>at me and they just kept it moving, like, but

1:47:14.400 --> 1:47:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I could tell when he scanned the room, he goes,

1:47:16.120 --> 1:47:18.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know him, but he's not being obnoxious, so

1:47:19.120 --> 1:47:20.920
<v Speaker 2>maybe he is somebody or I don't know who he is.

1:47:21.280 --> 1:47:23.600
<v Speaker 2>And guy had introduced me to him yet, right, So

1:47:23.680 --> 1:47:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I just put the bowl. I put them in his

1:47:25.160 --> 1:47:27.720
<v Speaker 2>back of the boat. But it also was like it

1:47:27.880 --> 1:47:29.479
<v Speaker 2>hit me that damn still God, I went there. Back

1:47:29.520 --> 1:47:32.519
<v Speaker 2>stations hit me. I was like, oh, fall back when

1:47:32.560 --> 1:47:34.600
<v Speaker 2>it's your time, it's your time. You don't have to

1:47:34.760 --> 1:47:38.040
<v Speaker 2>like announce. And it's such a weird thing when people say, hey,

1:47:38.200 --> 1:47:39.840
<v Speaker 2>this is my friend Gary, he's a comedian. If you

1:47:39.880 --> 1:47:42.280
<v Speaker 2>don't know me, I don't know how to I don't

1:47:42.280 --> 1:47:44.320
<v Speaker 2>know how to take you to yourself. Yeah, I don't

1:47:44.560 --> 1:47:46.439
<v Speaker 2>remember that. Hey, how's it going? You know what I mean?

1:47:46.720 --> 1:47:49.760
<v Speaker 2>So I was like a guy introduced me. Bertie was cool.

1:47:49.760 --> 1:47:52.160
<v Speaker 2>But that's why I was like, I'm s so gud.

1:47:52.160 --> 1:47:54.519
<v Speaker 2>I was there that night to see it happened, because

1:47:54.560 --> 1:47:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I know how to helped me how to work a

1:47:56.960 --> 1:48:02.719
<v Speaker 2>room in LA when I'm there, patrisse Onia or Charlie

1:48:02.800 --> 1:48:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Murphy stand up Patrise, Patrise yeaes stand up Patrise, But

1:48:15.880 --> 1:48:20.400
<v Speaker 2>damn comedy Charlie, Charlie, Charlie stories off stage. There's nobody

1:48:20.439 --> 1:48:23.040
<v Speaker 2>better than Charlie Murphy telling stories like this this setting.

1:48:23.520 --> 1:48:28.000
<v Speaker 2>There's nobody better Charlie Murphy. I hired Charlie Murphy to

1:48:28.120 --> 1:48:30.640
<v Speaker 2>do a video for me. I don't know. He did

1:48:30.680 --> 1:48:34.799
<v Speaker 2>a video for me, But I really hied him to speak.

1:48:36.000 --> 1:48:36.559
<v Speaker 2>I just want to.

1:48:38.880 --> 1:48:41.120
<v Speaker 7>Like and I swould have got like I must have

1:48:41.320 --> 1:48:44.679
<v Speaker 7>asked him every fucking thing about like you know, because

1:48:44.880 --> 1:48:47.080
<v Speaker 7>this is Whinster Per show was like lit, so I

1:48:47.200 --> 1:48:49.280
<v Speaker 7>must have asked him. But like like I said, I

1:48:49.680 --> 1:48:52.719
<v Speaker 7>hired him to uh do five fingers to the face smack,

1:48:53.400 --> 1:48:56.280
<v Speaker 7>and but then it was just like once they'll cut.

1:48:56.360 --> 1:48:58.479
<v Speaker 7>I was just like I just soaked up all like yo.

1:48:58.760 --> 1:49:01.400
<v Speaker 7>It was was was Prince really like that. Christy really

1:49:01.400 --> 1:49:03.000
<v Speaker 7>played ball. I was like, come on, Charlie man, because

1:49:03.040 --> 1:49:04.000
<v Speaker 7>Charlie would tell stories.

1:49:04.080 --> 1:49:04.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1:49:04.400 --> 1:49:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was like Charlie was my spirit animal for

1:49:08.200 --> 1:49:12.479
<v Speaker 2>like two cities. I went to he checks somebody that

1:49:12.560 --> 1:49:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to check, right, So we were I was

1:49:15.760 --> 1:49:20.000
<v Speaker 2>in Birmingham, Alabama. So We're gonna go Patrise on this.

1:49:20.160 --> 1:49:23.040
<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna tell the Charlie murphysto. Okay, come just

1:49:23.080 --> 1:49:26.040
<v Speaker 2>helf stand up. But they told me before I got there,

1:49:26.040 --> 1:49:28.280
<v Speaker 2>they said, Yo, this radio host, he's a shock jock.

1:49:28.439 --> 1:49:32.040
<v Speaker 2>He likes to like attack your worst ship or whatever.

1:49:32.200 --> 1:49:35.000
<v Speaker 2>He's that's his thing to act like you ain't shit right.

1:49:35.640 --> 1:49:38.080
<v Speaker 2>So I knew that going in, so I go in

1:49:38.800 --> 1:49:41.559
<v Speaker 2>and the guy immediately goes, so, Gary, where do people

1:49:41.600 --> 1:49:43.320
<v Speaker 2>know you from? And this is before I think, like

1:49:43.360 --> 1:49:45.600
<v Speaker 2>a man, this is like twenty ten or nine, and

1:49:45.720 --> 1:49:47.840
<v Speaker 2>I said, well, I've been in Daddy Daycare. He goes, yeah,

1:49:47.880 --> 1:49:50.640
<v Speaker 2>like anybody saw that. And I was like, man, I

1:49:50.840 --> 1:49:53.040
<v Speaker 2>was like the biggest movie I've ended at that point,

1:49:53.400 --> 1:49:58.320
<v Speaker 2>like a hundred million like this, but not daddy Daycare. Yeah,

1:49:58.600 --> 1:50:01.280
<v Speaker 2>I saw that. I was like, So anyways, I end

1:50:01.400 --> 1:50:04.680
<v Speaker 2>up getting to the Navy right, and we're on our

1:50:04.720 --> 1:50:07.240
<v Speaker 2>way home and then the guy that worked at the

1:50:07.280 --> 1:50:10.120
<v Speaker 2>comedy club he starts opening up. He goes, all right,

1:50:10.200 --> 1:50:12.880
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something. Charlie Murphy came last month

1:50:13.360 --> 1:50:16.320
<v Speaker 2>and that same DJ tried to bring up Eddie Murphy

1:50:16.800 --> 1:50:20.200
<v Speaker 2>and Charlie goes, Yo, my brother's name comes out your

1:50:20.240 --> 1:50:22.519
<v Speaker 2>mouth one more time, I'm gonna I get teed down

1:50:22.560 --> 1:50:24.479
<v Speaker 2>your throat. And you know, Charlie had all them teeth right,

1:50:24.560 --> 1:50:26.439
<v Speaker 2>He goes, when you're saying, DJ to mother God that's

1:50:26.439 --> 1:50:30.519
<v Speaker 2>doing the musical. So he was like he tried to

1:50:30.600 --> 1:50:33.080
<v Speaker 2>say something about Eddie and then Charlie checked him. He goes,

1:50:33.640 --> 1:50:36.680
<v Speaker 2>if you bring if my brother's name comes out your

1:50:36.760 --> 1:50:39.000
<v Speaker 2>mouth one more time. I'm mean, I cant see down

1:50:39.040 --> 1:50:41.640
<v Speaker 2>your throat and he just smiled and goes, no, no, no,

1:50:41.840 --> 1:50:44.760
<v Speaker 2>and Charlie goes one more time, tea down your throat.

1:50:45.520 --> 1:50:48.080
<v Speaker 2>He said, the guy you never said Eddie Murphy the

1:50:48.120 --> 1:50:54.479
<v Speaker 2>whole interview. And then Charlie just sitting there like he said, dude,

1:50:54.560 --> 1:50:56.960
<v Speaker 2>he smiled the whole interview. He goes, but you just

1:50:57.080 --> 1:50:59.400
<v Speaker 2>felt like he was waiting for him to say, Eddie Murphy.

1:50:59.680 --> 1:51:03.000
<v Speaker 2>He goes one more time, teat down your throat and

1:51:03.120 --> 1:51:05.200
<v Speaker 2>then so that I was like, oh, and then we

1:51:05.280 --> 1:51:08.560
<v Speaker 2>were I was in Pittsburgh and the GM that we

1:51:08.640 --> 1:51:10.639
<v Speaker 2>can was just being a dick to me all weekend.

1:51:10.760 --> 1:51:13.280
<v Speaker 2>I can't explain it. I don't know why. He was

1:51:13.360 --> 1:51:16.000
<v Speaker 2>just being a dick. And I left there going, yeah,

1:51:16.040 --> 1:51:19.400
<v Speaker 2>that guy's a fucking asshole. At the Pittsburgh Improv at

1:51:19.400 --> 1:51:23.240
<v Speaker 2>the time, and they said again, when you start telling

1:51:23.280 --> 1:51:26.280
<v Speaker 2>people your story, then people tell you other stories. They said, yo,

1:51:26.800 --> 1:51:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Charlie Murphy checked him so hard. I said, what do

1:51:28.600 --> 1:51:31.439
<v Speaker 2>you mean. They go Charlie Murth who was in the

1:51:31.479 --> 1:51:33.760
<v Speaker 2>green room. He was smoking weed in the green room,

1:51:34.200 --> 1:51:36.320
<v Speaker 2>and the manager at the time was like, yo, this

1:51:36.479 --> 1:51:38.479
<v Speaker 2>is no smoking. Can't smoke it here, And Charlie Murphy

1:51:38.479 --> 1:51:40.519
<v Speaker 2>looked down and goes, huh. He goes, you can't smoke

1:51:40.560 --> 1:51:42.920
<v Speaker 2>it here, and they said Charlie opened the green room

1:51:43.000 --> 1:51:46.280
<v Speaker 2>door where you see the improv and it sold out.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, I you got two choices. I can stop smoking.

1:51:50.479 --> 1:51:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna leave there's no show, or you can shut

1:51:53.800 --> 1:51:55.559
<v Speaker 2>the fuck up get in my green room, or we're

1:51:55.560 --> 1:51:57.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna have a great show tonight. And the guy goes,

1:51:57.680 --> 1:51:59.560
<v Speaker 2>He goes, I'll go shut the fuck up. You know,

1:52:00.520 --> 1:52:02.400
<v Speaker 2>it's probably just said everything I wanted to say to

1:52:02.439 --> 1:52:06.880
<v Speaker 2>these people. You know what I mean. Piece, We're almost

1:52:06.920 --> 1:52:11.479
<v Speaker 2>done with this. We've onn have three shots, right Drew

1:52:11.520 --> 1:52:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Ski or Dozzy Banks? And I hate I would say

1:52:17.800 --> 1:52:23.720
<v Speaker 2>a drink, but I think Drew skis the goat right now. Sketchy,

1:52:25.000 --> 1:52:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I seen you the other day at the rooftop. I

1:52:27.000 --> 1:52:28.280
<v Speaker 2>was on the phone and he was on the phone.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't get a chance, but Drew Ski, you are

1:52:31.439 --> 1:52:37.640
<v Speaker 7>the Instagram sketch comedy young gentermen on Instagram did on

1:52:37.760 --> 1:52:43.200
<v Speaker 7>BT Awards was phenomenal. He actually watched the sketch skets

1:52:43.280 --> 1:52:44.479
<v Speaker 7>more than I actually watched.

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<v Speaker 2>The awards, the sketches I was looking forard to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's that guy right now, because you even when you

1:52:49.400 --> 1:52:52.160
<v Speaker 2>see him come across your feed, you know he's about

1:52:52.160 --> 1:52:56.160
<v Speaker 2>to deliver something super committed, Like it's not just he's

1:52:56.200 --> 1:52:59.760
<v Speaker 2>pushing the envelope and he's he's really like like he's like,

1:53:00.200 --> 1:53:02.120
<v Speaker 2>that's really how a lot of people look at you.

1:53:02.439 --> 1:53:04.760
<v Speaker 2>But we looked at black preachers like that. We really

1:53:04.800 --> 1:53:09.400
<v Speaker 2>looked at Charlie Kirk's wife like that. And the cool

1:53:09.400 --> 1:53:10.799
<v Speaker 2>white boy, the cool white boy.

1:53:12.600 --> 1:53:13.560
<v Speaker 4>Like that.

1:53:14.160 --> 1:53:17.040
<v Speaker 2>He remember the white guy that he played, That white

1:53:17.080 --> 1:53:18.160
<v Speaker 2>guy had rhythm like.

1:53:18.439 --> 1:53:22.400
<v Speaker 7>There's always like like, as as a person that's accepted

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<v Speaker 7>in the black community that's white, did you see that cat?

1:53:26.640 --> 1:53:29.040
<v Speaker 7>Just be honest with us, be honest with us, did

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<v Speaker 7>you see Because there were certain people I believe Jake Paul.

1:53:33.800 --> 1:53:35.559
<v Speaker 2>I believe Jake Paull was like, man, if he could

1:53:35.600 --> 1:53:38.080
<v Speaker 2>do white face, because I could do black face. We're like,

1:53:38.200 --> 1:53:41.479
<v Speaker 2>Jay Paul, listen back, like black face is a little different,

1:53:41.479 --> 1:53:43.200
<v Speaker 2>a lot different. This is a lot different.

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<v Speaker 1>This is ship.

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<v Speaker 2>But as a as a as a as a white

1:53:46.280 --> 1:53:49.880
<v Speaker 2>person who was accepted in the black community, did you

1:53:50.000 --> 1:53:52.400
<v Speaker 2>see that sketch and did what did you think when

1:53:52.439 --> 1:53:56.160
<v Speaker 2>you saw that sketch? Talk about that brilliant? Brilliant. You

1:53:56.240 --> 1:53:58.240
<v Speaker 2>gotta here's the thing. You can't just throw on a

1:53:58.320 --> 1:54:00.640
<v Speaker 2>white face. I like, I remember take white People, but

1:54:00.880 --> 1:54:04.120
<v Speaker 2>it was so fucking accurate, very big, you know what

1:54:04.200 --> 1:54:08.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean. It's still there, Jacob Jacobaul just can't say

1:54:08.200 --> 1:54:09.840
<v Speaker 2>when we do black face and do something funny, I'm like,

1:54:09.960 --> 1:54:12.479
<v Speaker 2>you're not comedian because you can. You can get away

1:54:12.479 --> 1:54:16.160
<v Speaker 2>with a lot of ship if it's funny. She was funny,

1:54:16.680 --> 1:54:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Robert Downey Jr. And Tropic Thunder was funny. Funny, bro

1:54:20.360 --> 1:54:23.160
<v Speaker 2>That's how I got away with it was funny one

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<v Speaker 2>point Robert on Tropic I forgot that was Robert. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was some seconds. I ain't look like you

1:54:29.280 --> 1:54:37.400
<v Speaker 2>right now. Growing up listen, growing up in Ohio in

1:54:37.520 --> 1:54:41.600
<v Speaker 2>a trailer park where you know it was you know,

1:54:42.280 --> 1:54:46.920
<v Speaker 2>broken home. You know it was a NASCAR watching drinking

1:54:47.200 --> 1:54:50.160
<v Speaker 2>The NASCAR one hit home me so hard because I

1:54:50.200 --> 1:54:53.440
<v Speaker 2>get his inflections. Okay, the way he talked about his hand,

1:54:53.520 --> 1:54:55.280
<v Speaker 2>get over here, take him over here, and I was

1:54:55.320 --> 1:54:57.520
<v Speaker 2>like this, I was like that exactly how they talked

1:54:57.640 --> 1:54:59.640
<v Speaker 2>when I growing up. It was so accurate. I was like,

1:55:00.200 --> 1:55:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, just yeah, and this is no districted Daisy Banks.

1:55:03.240 --> 1:55:06.480
<v Speaker 2>But she's the guy like when he comes across the feed,

1:55:06.600 --> 1:55:08.400
<v Speaker 2>like there's a new skets because he doesn't do it

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. It's like one every two months, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. And then there could have been records, could

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<v Speaker 2>have been record records.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really not?

1:55:22.680 --> 1:55:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Really they're gonna get discovered. Drink Drink Drink Champson

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<v Speaker 2>inspired one of his kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Well remember the last episode with t K, right when

1:55:31.200 --> 1:55:33.880
<v Speaker 1>we were talking about Joe Jackson having his own bio pic.

1:55:34.160 --> 1:55:37.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you think that inspired who told me?

1:55:37.760 --> 1:55:38.040
<v Speaker 4>You did?

1:55:39.000 --> 1:55:41.960
<v Speaker 2>When we said that having t K was like, man,

1:55:42.000 --> 1:55:44.600
<v Speaker 2>that's a stupid ass. I did, Drew he did the

1:55:44.600 --> 1:55:45.640
<v Speaker 2>skid off with Drink Champions.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, you and your wife going at each other

1:55:52.760 --> 1:55:54.360
<v Speaker 7>to get the voice papers.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a skit, Like a motherfucker. I think, I think,

1:55:57.040 --> 1:56:01.640
<v Speaker 2>I think that's that's a good thing about comedy, right y'all?

1:56:01.720 --> 1:56:06.240
<v Speaker 7>Avoiding that and I forgot which other sketches that uh

1:56:06.440 --> 1:56:09.520
<v Speaker 7>even even even redoing the sketch of the guy that

1:56:09.600 --> 1:56:13.000
<v Speaker 7>sat in v IP and the people was.

1:56:13.000 --> 1:56:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Coming over there. You thought that like they was trying

1:56:15.360 --> 1:56:19.160
<v Speaker 2>to fight him or something, But which was he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>drink And are you talking about the clip?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1:56:23.320 --> 1:56:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and the guy on the security guards, he

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<v Speaker 2>take it all out in VIP And that was wout

1:56:30.840 --> 1:56:34.560
<v Speaker 2>how that happened because the I really didn't know what

1:56:34.640 --> 1:56:36.280
<v Speaker 2>was going on. I was trying to do my act

1:56:36.600 --> 1:56:39.280
<v Speaker 2>and there was so much commotion in the front row.

1:56:39.440 --> 1:56:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Come to find out, that clip I got over one

1:56:43.320 --> 1:56:46.360
<v Speaker 2>hundred million on all social media platforms, right, and so

1:56:46.560 --> 1:56:49.640
<v Speaker 2>it just went nuts. It's rare you post something and

1:56:49.760 --> 1:56:52.040
<v Speaker 2>hits everywhere. Hit on Facebook and on Twitter, hit'll TikTok,

1:56:52.160 --> 1:56:56.120
<v Speaker 2>hit everywhere. But the story was the guy bought VIP

1:56:56.240 --> 1:56:59.240
<v Speaker 2>tickets in the front row. It's a two drink minimum.

1:56:59.320 --> 1:57:02.160
<v Speaker 2>He didn't drink, so he goes, I just want water

1:57:02.560 --> 1:57:04.200
<v Speaker 2>and I don't know if he ordered bottle water or

1:57:04.240 --> 1:57:07.160
<v Speaker 2>tap water. He goes, I don't drink and it's like,

1:57:07.240 --> 1:57:10.920
<v Speaker 2>you gotta order something. He wouldn't eat neither. It was like, look,

1:57:11.080 --> 1:57:14.000
<v Speaker 2>you gotta order something. So that was the discussion. I

1:57:14.040 --> 1:57:19.120
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I just ended up imitating everything in real time.

1:57:19.200 --> 1:57:21.040
<v Speaker 2>But that was so funny. I didn't realize it was

1:57:21.080 --> 1:57:25.760
<v Speaker 2>gonna hit like that that shit. That show was in February.

1:57:26.360 --> 1:57:29.400
<v Speaker 2>We didn't post it until July. It had been sitting

1:57:29.800 --> 1:57:33.400
<v Speaker 2>in my guys, my my guy's my team here, the

1:57:33.480 --> 1:57:35.640
<v Speaker 2>guys that edit all my clips. I remember he called me.

1:57:35.680 --> 1:57:38.480
<v Speaker 2>He goes, Yo, we're gonna post this tomorrow. He goes,

1:57:38.840 --> 1:57:39.840
<v Speaker 2>we might have something here.

1:57:40.440 --> 1:57:40.760
<v Speaker 4>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, do you remember the guy in the sparkly jacket?

1:57:43.440 --> 1:57:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I go, I think I forgot all about it. He's like, Yo,

1:57:46.680 --> 1:57:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I think this might do some numbers in the freeway bid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, and that guy he comes to

1:57:51.640 --> 1:57:54.280
<v Speaker 2>see me. Now everywhere I go, who that got was smoking? Well,

1:57:54.760 --> 1:57:57.240
<v Speaker 2>if I'm in DC or Baltimore, he's there, and the

1:57:57.320 --> 1:58:01.040
<v Speaker 2>jacket keeps getting brighter. Okay, every trying to be seen.

1:58:01.120 --> 1:58:01.200
<v Speaker 4>Bro.

1:58:01.760 --> 1:58:04.520
<v Speaker 2>My last special that we filmed in DC, he came

1:58:04.600 --> 1:58:06.360
<v Speaker 2>and he wore like a bright orange jacket, almost like

1:58:06.400 --> 1:58:11.160
<v Speaker 2>an ode to the Bengals. Yeah that's dope. Okay, that's one, Okay,

1:58:11.240 --> 1:58:13.000
<v Speaker 2>last one. And then we get back to the interview.

1:58:13.360 --> 1:58:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Loyalty or respect, you gotta have both. I love that

1:58:25.000 --> 1:58:25.640
<v Speaker 2>love that answer.

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<v Speaker 7>You ain't see that shot coming, Jack. So we're gonna

1:58:33.560 --> 1:58:35.080
<v Speaker 7>get back into the drink.

1:58:36.280 --> 1:58:36.840
<v Speaker 2>This is a lot.

1:58:39.040 --> 1:58:41.480
<v Speaker 7>I was watching you, Shannon, and I was seeing how

1:58:41.520 --> 1:58:43.600
<v Speaker 7>you was. He was in control of that that that

1:58:43.760 --> 1:58:45.680
<v Speaker 7>dark liquor. He was not trying to if you wasn't

1:58:45.720 --> 1:58:46.640
<v Speaker 7>trying to fit him neither.

1:58:47.640 --> 1:58:47.840
<v Speaker 2>You know.

1:58:47.960 --> 1:58:51.040
<v Speaker 7>You know what's the crazy thing is like I said

1:58:51.200 --> 1:58:53.760
<v Speaker 7>to you, like you even make your trauma funny. That

1:58:53.920 --> 1:58:55.840
<v Speaker 7>was like the first time I've ever seen you like

1:58:55.960 --> 1:58:59.320
<v Speaker 7>that serious. Like I didn't realize and Shannon, I don't

1:58:59.360 --> 1:59:03.040
<v Speaker 7>know Shannon, I've never met him. I think I tried

1:59:03.080 --> 1:59:06.360
<v Speaker 7>to reach out to him for something from before, but

1:59:06.760 --> 1:59:09.160
<v Speaker 7>we've never connected. I've never been on club shah, he's

1:59:09.200 --> 1:59:11.720
<v Speaker 7>never been on a drink chance. But I really from

1:59:11.800 --> 1:59:16.240
<v Speaker 7>your interview, that's what made me was because he had

1:59:16.320 --> 1:59:19.120
<v Speaker 7>you comfortable. We'll talk about something that you can tell

1:59:19.160 --> 1:59:22.960
<v Speaker 7>you're uncomfortable with, but that's what makes you comfortable. In

1:59:23.080 --> 1:59:25.280
<v Speaker 7>my opinion, I'm outside looking at this and started looking out.

1:59:25.480 --> 1:59:29.840
<v Speaker 7>Sometimes when you talk about things, it's uncomfortable, but you'd

1:59:29.880 --> 1:59:30.920
<v Speaker 7>say it in your way.

1:59:31.440 --> 1:59:33.080
<v Speaker 2>But that was like the first time, Like that first

1:59:33.160 --> 1:59:34.640
<v Speaker 2>five minutes of that interview, I was like, what the

1:59:34.760 --> 1:59:35.560
<v Speaker 2>fuck is going on?

1:59:36.200 --> 1:59:38.360
<v Speaker 7>Like it was like it was like really really really

1:59:38.440 --> 1:59:40.680
<v Speaker 7>really serious, and he jumps right in though, yeah, it

1:59:40.880 --> 1:59:41.600
<v Speaker 7>no like buffer.

1:59:41.720 --> 1:59:44.280
<v Speaker 2>He just went in like shit. And that's when I

1:59:44.360 --> 1:59:47.560
<v Speaker 2>was in the middle of the divorce, just went final,

1:59:47.760 --> 1:59:50.480
<v Speaker 2>and I just had the twins everything. There's a lot

1:59:50.520 --> 1:59:51.960
<v Speaker 2>going on in my life at that time, so it

1:59:52.320 --> 1:59:54.520
<v Speaker 2>was almost like it was good to like kind of

1:59:54.680 --> 1:59:56.360
<v Speaker 2>get it out there a little bit, right, to talk

1:59:56.400 --> 2:00:01.240
<v Speaker 2>about it. I got pheel that was therapy for you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very careful too, Like you know, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when you go through a divorce, you always

2:00:08.840 --> 2:00:10.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually going the attack, and you always look at

2:00:10.600 --> 2:00:13.000
<v Speaker 2>the bad times, right, and then when you when the

2:00:13.160 --> 2:00:15.160
<v Speaker 2>dust settles, you're like, yeah, we did have a lot

2:00:15.240 --> 2:00:17.200
<v Speaker 2>of fun though at one point we had a lot

2:00:17.280 --> 2:00:19.280
<v Speaker 2>of good times together, you know what I mean, So

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't all bad. I look back, I look back

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<v Speaker 2>at a relationship. I said, yeah, we we had a

2:00:23.320 --> 2:00:26.000
<v Speaker 2>lot of fun in the beginning, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>and then at some point it just kind of went left.

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<v Speaker 2>But even even when we were in the roommate slash,

2:00:32.200 --> 2:00:33.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, we kind of knew it was over, but

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<v Speaker 2>nobody could pull the trigger on it. We didn't hate

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<v Speaker 2>each other. Like I came home and it was like

2:00:39.400 --> 2:00:42.120
<v Speaker 2>fuck you. Fuck you. Still was like we were cordial,

2:00:42.560 --> 2:00:44.560
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. It's not all bad. No,

2:00:45.880 --> 2:00:48.880
<v Speaker 2>that's that's that's that's that's real. Man had a mutual

2:00:48.960 --> 2:00:55.280
<v Speaker 2>friend man? Really? Yes, Oh, rich your mind? How do

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<v Speaker 2>you know? Face? I used to be a gang member? Now,

2:01:02.000 --> 2:01:03.480
<v Speaker 2>how do you know? If this is my first roommate

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<v Speaker 2>in LA, he was he's got he's in prison right now,

2:01:06.280 --> 2:01:09.360
<v Speaker 2>he's like in folsome Oh well, I still go visit.

2:01:09.440 --> 2:01:11.280
<v Speaker 2>That's my dog. But he took care of me my

2:01:11.320 --> 2:01:14.240
<v Speaker 2>first year in LA and I didn't realize he was

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<v Speaker 2>like that dude, Wow, right, I talked about on Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>Schultz's thing. How do you know? Face?

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<v Speaker 5>We got a grand man?

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<v Speaker 2>But how do you know him? A couple of times

2:01:24.520 --> 2:01:26.360
<v Speaker 2>he's been in jail since you tell me a gang

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<v Speaker 2>member when you had both of yours and I used

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<v Speaker 2>to be. You gotta tell me how you know?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Richard? I want to tell you in a minute, gant

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta tell me how you know? Richard? Promise you

2:01:37.400 --> 2:01:39.320
<v Speaker 2>we gonna get to it. We're gonna get to it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I literally lived with I don't want to put

2:01:43.280 --> 2:01:45.960
<v Speaker 2>too much out there, but I live with a dude

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<v Speaker 2>in LA my first year in LA, and people want

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<v Speaker 2>to believe the stories that I could tell, but I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just take it the grave. But yeah, Richard rich has

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<v Speaker 2>been locked up since two thousand and one, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was at San Quentin, damn fulsome Vacaville. He's like,

2:02:03.760 --> 2:02:05.560
<v Speaker 2>he's that dude man. But he when I first got

2:02:05.600 --> 2:02:11.000
<v Speaker 2>to La, he with him, so he would, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's ever been an air and stand

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<v Speaker 2>up like the mid to late nineties of Fat Tuesdays,

2:02:16.120 --> 2:02:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Guy Toys, Fat Tuesdays, Like it wasn't uncommon to go

2:02:21.440 --> 2:02:24.960
<v Speaker 2>to his room on Tuesday nights and see Denzel, see Magic,

2:02:25.880 --> 2:02:30.240
<v Speaker 2>see all the comedians were there. But I shack any

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<v Speaker 2>you know, halle Berry. It just wasn't uncommon. Prince like,

2:02:36.080 --> 2:02:38.960
<v Speaker 2>whoever was in town was coming there on Tuesday night.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's there was like a three four year so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>okay on Tuesday there was a three four year run.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's nothing like it. When Tubac was going, Sugar

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<v Speaker 2>was going, you know, you just you never knew who

2:02:49.560 --> 2:02:51.800
<v Speaker 2>was going to be in the audience, right, so face

2:02:51.960 --> 2:02:54.440
<v Speaker 2>was always there it was Richard, but I call him face.

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<v Speaker 2>Face is always there. So what happened was I just

2:03:00.240 --> 2:03:02.280
<v Speaker 2>start talking to him all the time and then he

2:03:02.520 --> 2:03:06.040
<v Speaker 2>was like, yo, he used to do security for Brian

2:03:06.120 --> 2:03:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Russell from the Utah Jazz. Okay, that's the one that

2:03:08.160 --> 2:03:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Jordan kind of pushed off at the end, and so

2:03:10.960 --> 2:03:13.400
<v Speaker 2>he said, yo, Brian's doing this show in Salt Lake

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<v Speaker 2>when you play for the Jazz. At the time, he

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<v Speaker 2>goes he's looking for a host. You come out and

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<v Speaker 2>host it, and I was like yeah, So I went

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<v Speaker 2>out and we did this show. But that was supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be for Casey and Jojo and Rose Royce and

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to host it. Wow, Casey and Jose

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<v Speaker 2>didn't show up, so this show got canceled right and then,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm still there. But we started hanging out a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit that weekend, and then we just start always

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out. And then he was like, Hey, I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 2>town for a couple of months, can you houseit my house?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was living in a little apartment in North

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood and I had a roommate and I said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>let me let me come by the house and see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I went about the house he's got this fat ass

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<v Speaker 2>crib Sherman Oaks, bell Air, bell A, right, so right,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean up in the hills. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>so I go. I said, yeah, I write house sit.

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<v Speaker 2>I went back to my roommate north. How would I said, Yo,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, here's this month and next month's rent. Find

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<v Speaker 2>a roommate. I'm out because that wasn't on the least right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's all right, So I'm now I'm living in

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<v Speaker 2>this big house and it's just me. He's gone, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I got this fuck it and there's no furniture. There's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing in it. But I put my little furniture in

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<v Speaker 2>my bedroom. That's it. But I remember I conna, I say,

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<v Speaker 2>can I put some pictures up on the wall to

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<v Speaker 2>make it look like it's mine because I'm bringing girls

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<v Speaker 2>over here. He's like, yeah, wonder the fuck? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>give fuck. So I had like posters and pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>me girls, this is your house? Yeah, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>it had an indoor outdoor pool at a jacuzzi. This

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<v Speaker 2>ship was late, but there was no furniture, right, And

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<v Speaker 2>then so then I come to find out he was

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<v Speaker 2>he was doing some other ship. And you didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>that there's no signs that there was signs. I picked

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<v Speaker 2>up on it after after after you move. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can tell you that off camera, but I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know because because he's still in and I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to get out, so I don't want to say anything,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, there was there were signs. There's some

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<v Speaker 2>shit going on, right. But when I say he looked out,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that dude my first year of being in

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<v Speaker 2>LA he just took care of me. He's a big

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<v Speaker 2>black dudes. He's like six six, big dude, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was just like the ship I saw the ship I

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<v Speaker 2>saw him do. It was just it's kind of mind

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<v Speaker 2>bogging back up. Okay, there's a there's a story I

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<v Speaker 2>can share. So we were in Laguna Beach, right and

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<v Speaker 2>at that rememberly twice, so I'm playing basketball a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>So he played basketball, so him and two of his

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<v Speaker 2>buddies because it was four on four in the Gunda

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<v Speaker 2>Beaches half court. We we go on a Sunday and

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<v Speaker 2>it's all packed right, and his team's winning a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>But they got this one brother on the team that's

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<v Speaker 2>talking a lot of ship, and I was like, you're saying, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not playing and yet to anybody, right, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this ain't gonna go well if he says some ship

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<v Speaker 2>to face.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we get in there and start playing, and we

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<v Speaker 2>were we're beating him pretty good, right, But we had

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<v Speaker 2>a we had a really good team everybody. I was

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<v Speaker 2>the shortest guy on my team. Right, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>I going for a layup and he like chucked me

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<v Speaker 2>and I go flying right still to the golden beach.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in the good beach. The guy chucks me and

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<v Speaker 2>I go flying and Face got his face like, hey, motherfucker,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, always doing that ship. And the dude's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what you want to do, bitch? They in each other's face.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, ah, fuck, you know I'm always in the

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<v Speaker 2>maga beach. You do. I'm going like this, I'm good, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. And we still play, right yo. Face took

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<v Speaker 2>off his shirt and he's got I remember here, he

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<v Speaker 2>had camped him right here. He has some other ship

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<v Speaker 2>whatever was on his chest. Everybody in that basketball court

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<v Speaker 2>went whoa like this and the brother went, ain't all

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<v Speaker 2>about that, bro, ain't all about that? He goes, No,

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<v Speaker 2>this is about that, bitch, And by the face, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what the fuck is on your chest?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Very curious. So I'm like, what is going on? And

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<v Speaker 2>it basically got the fuse? Right, Oh, so you say

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<v Speaker 2>the guy that was people with him immediately he said

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<v Speaker 2>he saw on his because he's tatted all over his chest, right,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever he saw, because the only thing I know recognized

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<v Speaker 2>was the Compton, right, whatever shit was going on, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. And he was like I literally heard a

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<v Speaker 2>collective cool, right, And he's like yo, am about that, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>and about thinking, no, it is about that, And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like this, what the fuck is on your chest?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>So gets the fuse. They don't fight the same fucking night,

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<v Speaker 2>we go to Glam Slam in LA, which is Princess

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<v Speaker 2>Club right out here. Yeah, so we we go to

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<v Speaker 2>glam Slam. Why is that motherfucker there? The dude from

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<v Speaker 2>the basketball court in the Gooda Beach is at Clamslam that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like this, and I go and I'm sitting.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always I'm always the peacemaker, right, I'm like, ah, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go, right, so I go up to face

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<v Speaker 2>and go face the dude from the basketball courts here.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, so, please don't start to fight or anything, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes where's Yeah, he goes over they're about

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<v Speaker 2>to have words, and the dude just started like, hey man,

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<v Speaker 2>my bed. They start talking all of a sudden, thank god,

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<v Speaker 2>and got the fuse. Next thing I know, they're they're

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<v Speaker 2>toasting Hennessy and ship. A little bit later, Hennessy. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah that night. I mean, that's just one story I

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<v Speaker 2>can share, but yeah, so okay, I can here too. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if these are the shots right now? No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no out. So that's you wanted the same the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember I told you the guy said I stole his joke, right,

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<v Speaker 2>the guy that accused me on the joke k new

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<v Speaker 2>face right, he was being cool, but his boys face

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<v Speaker 2>was being cool. No, the guy that accused me still

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<v Speaker 2>on the joke, okay, right, he was being cool, but

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<v Speaker 2>his boys was hyping them up. Like so fucking he

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<v Speaker 2>stole your ship beat his ass type ship? Right, I

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<v Speaker 2>go Now did they call you white boy? Huh? Did

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<v Speaker 2>they call you? I'm sure? Okay, I'm sure. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>I I go back, and this is when I'm living

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<v Speaker 2>with Face at the time, like he had come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Now now he's at the house and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yo, so and so trying to start

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<v Speaker 2>shipstead I stole Joe. He goes who And I told

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<v Speaker 2>him all right, cause he he hung out at the

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<v Speaker 2>comedy clubs.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>The next night is Tuesday, which this fat Tuesday comedy store.

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<v Speaker 2>He sees that comic calk in with his homeboys and

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, yoke and they came over. He goes, what's up, man?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, you, you's Gary steal in the joke. He goes, nah, nah.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, no, Garret said, youccuse me? Still a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, nah the face. He goes, no, I w

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't like that Da Da and his boys just sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there and here I come, snitching. I go it really

2:09:32.520 --> 2:09:37.400
<v Speaker 2>wasn't hitting with them. He looked at them. He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>if he wants to do your whole act, he can

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<v Speaker 2>do your whole act. He goes, don't ever speak to

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<v Speaker 2>him again. He goes, you got something to sity together,

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<v Speaker 2>you say it to me, And they was like they

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<v Speaker 2>was like, all right, all right, faced, all right face.

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<v Speaker 2>They back down so goddamn fast. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he was just a different dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't a dude you crossed, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why I still go see him. I still

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<v Speaker 2>go see him. And I saw him saying Quentin that stuff. Undo,

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<v Speaker 2>he's still my guy. Man. Uh, that's what's up. You

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<v Speaker 2>know that we're speaking.

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<v Speaker 3>So check this out.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know? I got that guy right on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone that disrespected you. Here you go, yoh, what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>And he got something you want to say to you? Hey, what.

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<v Speaker 1>This was?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know what crank though? Gary him? I

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<v Speaker 2>put it together?

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<v Speaker 10>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, but you know I said it wasn't it was

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I said it wasn't Scrunch, it was the

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<v Speaker 2>dude was with them? Hey man alive with huh? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well you want to go he want to face that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to say something to you? Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>we can't figure out your phone? Yeah, your phone, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You're scared me right now?

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<v Speaker 8>Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>You know everything. But it's funny except but for whatever

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<v Speaker 2>reason you're s don't kind the phone? Is that.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Your dude? Your fucking FaceTime? I'm Scrauncho the stable guy

2:11:14.400 --> 2:11:18.040
<v Speaker 2>trying to sound a little bit. What kind of fun

2:11:18.200 --> 2:11:22.960
<v Speaker 2>are you? Yeah's connection unstable. Yeah, it is connection unstable.

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<v Speaker 1>It is he can't he sno's coming back on the

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<v Speaker 1>regular phone. He just want to say something to you

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<v Speaker 1>real the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was trying to careful. I was trying to

2:11:31.720 --> 2:11:34.720
<v Speaker 2>be careful. But the covers name was SCRAUNCHO okay, But

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Scrunch was always Scrunch was always cool. There

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<v Speaker 2>you go go ahead for well, I couldn't get you

2:11:40.160 --> 2:11:40.280
<v Speaker 2>on that.

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<v Speaker 5>What's his name? The FaceTime? This is eleven. This is

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<v Speaker 5>iPhone eleven.

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<v Speaker 8>A man, listen, you know, you know you know the best,

2:11:48.960 --> 2:11:50.880
<v Speaker 8>if you know the best part about life, if you

2:11:50.960 --> 2:11:54.360
<v Speaker 8>know what I mean. Like, but I seen sometimes when

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<v Speaker 8>you grow up, you know you can hear somebody something

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<v Speaker 8>think you really is something.

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<v Speaker 1>But the most powerful a thing a man can do, especially.

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<v Speaker 8>In twenty twenty six, is take accountability and find a

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<v Speaker 8>way to take accountability.

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<v Speaker 5>And when I look at Gary.

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<v Speaker 8>Owens and I think about Gary Owens, man, because we

2:12:14.160 --> 2:12:15.040
<v Speaker 8>come up on the same.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, rich he I asked me to tell him,

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<v Speaker 5>is Richard mus right?

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<v Speaker 4>Faith? That was our nigga.

2:12:22.720 --> 2:12:26.320
<v Speaker 2>But I knew face before rich Me and Faith come.

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<v Speaker 4>Out the mud together, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>He got he that he that guy.

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<v Speaker 8>But we was together since we were sixteen seventeen giving

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<v Speaker 8>out the mud. He was a star athlete, then he

2:12:36.640 --> 2:12:38.320
<v Speaker 8>mastered the streets and he's just.

2:12:38.400 --> 2:12:41.400
<v Speaker 2>A powerful dude. And even when he's first seeing me,

2:12:41.480 --> 2:12:42.240
<v Speaker 2>he's like he.

2:12:42.320 --> 2:12:44.920
<v Speaker 8>Knew about Gary before me, and he came to me.

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<v Speaker 8>He says, spruan sho, Gary oyens the white dull.

2:12:49.320 --> 2:12:51.920
<v Speaker 4>I said, yea, it was cracking, because he's good. He said, yes,

2:12:52.120 --> 2:12:54.720
<v Speaker 4>my guy, man, you know you're good with him. He said,

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<v Speaker 4>make sure you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, and I said, say less.

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<v Speaker 5>And from that point on always had love for Gary.

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<v Speaker 8>So but I think I should really be owen Gary

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<v Speaker 8>in an apology because as a man, you'll say so

2:13:08.680 --> 2:13:12.680
<v Speaker 8>sit on his motherfucking internet and then turning around, especially

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<v Speaker 8>when a joke go bad.

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<v Speaker 4>And to my nigg Gary man, I really love his dude,

2:13:18.000 --> 2:13:18.680
<v Speaker 4>A great.

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<v Speaker 8>Dude, nice to everybody, a great family dude.

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<v Speaker 5>I've just seen his son on a.

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<v Speaker 1>Pittier man dude and grew up.

2:13:25.480 --> 2:13:28.200
<v Speaker 4>To be such a big, old, tall, handsome lord.

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<v Speaker 8>I remember when we first hung out, the little kid.

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<v Speaker 2>And all this feemale a.

2:13:32.600 --> 2:13:34.640
<v Speaker 8>Grown man, and to see his marriage.

2:13:34.920 --> 2:13:36.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm just a fan of his brand.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm a fan of character, and we don't talk much,

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<v Speaker 8>but I do want to apologize to him because I

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<v Speaker 8>just saying for shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said, I love Gary on one, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like that nigga privileges. So fuck that privilege, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like that, And.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm trying to think you're missing.

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<v Speaker 2>True as if I don't like Gary, but if he

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<v Speaker 2>should listen.

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<v Speaker 4>To me, man, I love you, broke, and.

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<v Speaker 3>We always love you.

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<v Speaker 4>We already take care of you, man, and I can't

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<v Speaker 4>wait to see you and give.

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<v Speaker 8>You a big old gangster funds for a real nigga.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, you know, so to my apartment, Gary Owens, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I love you, and if I want to, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Just apologize to you as a human being.

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<v Speaker 8>But cause you hear me Jack. Also, I also want

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<v Speaker 8>to take a mini to take an apologize to my

2:14:28.120 --> 2:14:28.760
<v Speaker 8>nigga Teach.

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<v Speaker 4>Kirklin not and already took hands.

2:14:31.000 --> 2:14:33.520
<v Speaker 2>We already talked about it, We always shook hands.

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<v Speaker 8>I have not gave that nigga a public apology, and

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<v Speaker 8>I do want to take a public apology because sometime

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<v Speaker 8>when you're a real nigga as Noor, you know, because

2:14:44.280 --> 2:14:47.080
<v Speaker 8>he a real nigga, and he knows. Sometimes when you're

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<v Speaker 8>a real nigga, it's such up your ability to be trusted,

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<v Speaker 8>you know what I mean, Being a real nick and

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<v Speaker 8>being trusted, it's difficult to bind together.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>So a lot of times when your real need, you're

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<v Speaker 5>going to.

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<v Speaker 8>The real nigga brand. It's not always a blessing, you

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<v Speaker 8>know what I mean. So a nigga like me, I

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<v Speaker 8>gotta take time out in the top of myself and

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<v Speaker 8>I can't play like I put like everybody else can

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<v Speaker 8>play and talk to ship.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I play all everyone's through this and that and so.

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<v Speaker 8>So niggas like t K and we and and me

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<v Speaker 8>and t K Be was a little different because it

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<v Speaker 8>was it was a you know whatever it was for him,

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<v Speaker 8>it was just about respect for me.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember the time, niggas just like what problem fright

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<v Speaker 5>out and we need.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends to take hands.

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<v Speaker 8>But the end of that sucked all that, you know,

2:15:32.200 --> 2:15:33.960
<v Speaker 8>we can't even just fight and talk it out.

2:15:33.920 --> 2:15:36.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, so she get all out of control.

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<v Speaker 5>But at the end of the day we met at

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<v Speaker 5>the radio station and uh, we shook hands. We talked

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<v Speaker 5>it out because we fought niggas supposed to fight.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta be you gotta you were in disagreement.

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<v Speaker 8>We should be able to can't affair with you know

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<v Speaker 8>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 12>But appreciate that. Hell yeah, one two three. So that

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<v Speaker 12>was the comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, y, my thing is like ship that's been old news,

2:16:16.920 --> 2:16:20.360
<v Speaker 2>not not old news. But like with Face, it was

2:16:20.480 --> 2:16:23.440
<v Speaker 2>like scrunch and I said that he was always cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the boys that was like, Gary stole your ship,

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<v Speaker 2>But why do you apologized to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Just now?

2:16:29.520 --> 2:16:31.000
<v Speaker 2>I think he went on it. I must have went

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<v Speaker 2>on an interview, was like fu Garon's white privilege. Oh

2:16:33.400 --> 2:16:35.560
<v Speaker 2>he did say that, Okay, yeah, yeah, so no, it

2:16:35.680 --> 2:16:38.960
<v Speaker 2>was Squnchon always cool, but Scuncho, like he said, he

2:16:39.120 --> 2:16:42.320
<v Speaker 2>came up with Face and Compton and I'm sure they

2:16:42.360 --> 2:16:43.959
<v Speaker 2>did some ship together back in the day. I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>And he said, did you hear what he said? He

2:16:45.120 --> 2:16:48.040
<v Speaker 2>said he mastered the streets. He was that dude. I

2:16:48.120 --> 2:16:51.800
<v Speaker 2>got it. The stories I can tell and maybe I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell when I have his permission when he hopefully he

2:16:54.920 --> 2:16:56.920
<v Speaker 2>gets out one day. But right now I'm like, I'm

2:16:56.920 --> 2:16:58.600
<v Speaker 2>just gonna hold on to him. But yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 2>uh was the hell of their first year in LA

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<v Speaker 2>would be a white dude from Ohio, grew up in

2:17:04.360 --> 2:17:06.840
<v Speaker 2>the trailer park, joined the Navy, which is very structured.

2:17:07.240 --> 2:17:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Then you get to LA and you're out there trying

2:17:09.280 --> 2:17:12.000
<v Speaker 2>to make it and all of a sudden you're getting

2:17:12.000 --> 2:17:15.680
<v Speaker 2>into places because I'm with face and now this is

2:17:15.720 --> 2:17:18.000
<v Speaker 2>how we really, this is how we really start hanging out.

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<v Speaker 2>He asked me, I'm sorry I jumped the gun. It

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<v Speaker 2>was Thanksgiving and he asked me on Monday, he said,

2:17:26.680 --> 2:17:29.640
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing for Thanksgiving? I said nothing, Thursday's Thanksgiving.

2:17:30.160 --> 2:17:31.880
<v Speaker 2>He said, oh, We're going to my mom's house blah

2:17:31.879 --> 2:17:34.080
<v Speaker 2>blah blah for Thanksgiving. I said, oh, okay, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to stop buying, come through.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>We left in the address and this is before everybody

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<v Speaker 2>had cell phones at ninety seven, so I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, So I just got the address. I wake

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<v Speaker 2>up Thanksgiving morning, I'm by myself in LA. I drove.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know his mom.

2:17:45.959 --> 2:17:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Had been comped it in the ghetto.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

2:17:48.280 --> 2:17:51.199
<v Speaker 2>I got there like June, and he was like, I remember,

2:17:51.280 --> 2:17:54.199
<v Speaker 2>he has to do it. He goes, you can fucker

2:17:54.240 --> 2:17:56.760
<v Speaker 2>you invited me and he just kept staring at me

2:17:56.840 --> 2:17:58.080
<v Speaker 2>the whole day. I go, he why are you keep

2:17:58.080 --> 2:17:59.800
<v Speaker 2>staring at me? He goes, I can't believe white boys

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<v Speaker 2>in my house. But mama's was at my mama's house, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But I also learned I stayed in the kitchen with

2:18:06.840 --> 2:18:09.840
<v Speaker 2>the women and the dudes were in the back playing

2:18:09.920 --> 2:18:12.360
<v Speaker 2>dominoes cars. There was a ping pong table. They're playing

2:18:12.360 --> 2:18:14.600
<v Speaker 2>ping pong, they were in the back. I stayed with

2:18:14.680 --> 2:18:16.760
<v Speaker 2>the girls in the kitchen because now the women came

2:18:16.800 --> 2:18:19.320
<v Speaker 2>out and they started vouching for me. They go, yo,

2:18:19.480 --> 2:18:23.000
<v Speaker 2>the white boy's funny. He cool did and that endeared

2:18:23.040 --> 2:18:24.800
<v Speaker 2>me with all the guys out there. And I remember

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<v Speaker 2>I stayed until about six pm, and then it started

2:18:29.560 --> 2:18:33.160
<v Speaker 2>to get dark and it started to change the scenery.

2:18:33.320 --> 2:18:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I got to get out of here.

2:18:34.560 --> 2:18:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go to content between ten

2:18:37.360 --> 2:18:40.160
<v Speaker 2>am and six pm. Okay, yeah, let's not say I was.

2:18:40.360 --> 2:18:41.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm not going to go to get started. It

2:18:42.000 --> 2:18:44.120
<v Speaker 2>started to change quick. Safe out. But that's how he

2:18:44.320 --> 2:18:47.000
<v Speaker 2>really started hanging out because I went through his mom's

2:18:47.000 --> 2:18:49.400
<v Speaker 2>house for Thanksgiving, right, So that's how we start hanging out.

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<v Speaker 1>But he hoologized for pressing you and that's what that

2:18:52.640 --> 2:18:54.800
<v Speaker 1>was about. Okay, back in the day, back in the

2:18:55.080 --> 2:18:56.400
<v Speaker 1>long time, that's what all that was.

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<v Speaker 5>You want to say you're sorry. And I told him

2:18:58.760 --> 2:19:01.040
<v Speaker 5>if he ever do, I kill it.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, you man. But he didn't press me. Yo, he

2:19:05.240 --> 2:19:08.600
<v Speaker 2>did impress me like that. He wasn't. He literally won.

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<v Speaker 2>It was his boy. He pulled me Monday night. He

2:19:11.360 --> 2:19:12.840
<v Speaker 2>pulled me out of the improv right now, pulled me

2:19:12.879 --> 2:19:14.920
<v Speaker 2>out and saying can we talk. So we're out on

2:19:15.000 --> 2:19:17.000
<v Speaker 2>the side, you know, the improv is on Melrose. We're

2:19:17.040 --> 2:19:19.560
<v Speaker 2>on the side of the building, and he just, yo, man,

2:19:19.640 --> 2:19:21.520
<v Speaker 2>my boys said, you took one of my jokes. And

2:19:21.560 --> 2:19:23.800
<v Speaker 2>he goes, that don't sound like you. Our acts are different.

2:19:23.840 --> 2:19:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I said, what joke? But his boys out there hyping

2:19:26.640 --> 2:19:28.800
<v Speaker 2>him up. He goes, mother fuck does squawcho he took

2:19:28.879 --> 2:19:31.200
<v Speaker 2>your ship press him like that shit. And I'm going

2:19:31.280 --> 2:19:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally going, like the fuck he's use problem. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I went back and straight snitched. I went to

2:19:37.600 --> 2:19:40.240
<v Speaker 2>the face and was like, yo, I told oh, boy

2:19:40.640 --> 2:19:46.760
<v Speaker 2>was okay, I'll tell you the wildest story I can

2:19:46.840 --> 2:19:49.560
<v Speaker 2>share that not gonna do anything. Oh by the girl,

2:19:50.800 --> 2:19:53.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna keep the girls I'm remarried. I want to

2:19:53.280 --> 2:19:55.240
<v Speaker 2>keep that off the street. I don't like to bring

2:19:55.320 --> 2:19:55.600
<v Speaker 2>that up.

2:19:55.720 --> 2:19:55.840
<v Speaker 9>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of girls involve a face, but they

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<v Speaker 2>used to remember the Century Club on Sundays Jumping man. Well,

2:20:05.640 --> 2:20:08.160
<v Speaker 2>one of the one of the promoters era when when

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<v Speaker 2>Face would go, we would just walk in, right. Nobody

2:20:11.360 --> 2:20:15.440
<v Speaker 2>ever stopped Face, right, we just walk in. So one

2:20:15.600 --> 2:20:19.560
<v Speaker 2>night we Face doesn't go real Quick's face of blood

2:20:19.560 --> 2:20:24.760
<v Speaker 2>on crip, you know, I mean, what did he wears black?

2:20:24.920 --> 2:20:26.720
<v Speaker 2>He's black guy. He's a blip.

2:20:26.800 --> 2:20:31.959
<v Speaker 3>I don't he's one of which tattoos said to them.

2:20:32.720 --> 2:20:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know which. I would always

2:20:38.000 --> 2:20:42.000
<v Speaker 2>go to the Centric Club. Gary's Neutral, right, that was

2:20:42.040 --> 2:20:49.480
<v Speaker 2>just switch like a motherfucker. He's a blip. But uh

2:20:50.240 --> 2:20:51.760
<v Speaker 2>so every time we go, we just would go in.

2:20:52.360 --> 2:20:54.039
<v Speaker 2>So one night Face had a girl at the house

2:20:54.400 --> 2:20:55.600
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I'm gonna go to Centry Club

2:20:55.640 --> 2:20:58.240
<v Speaker 2>as right, So I go by myself and when I

2:20:58.320 --> 2:21:01.560
<v Speaker 2>got there Themoter, one of the promoters, he wouldn't let

2:21:01.560 --> 2:21:03.560
<v Speaker 2>me in. He's Joe. I was like, what's up?

2:21:03.600 --> 2:21:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Man?

2:21:03.840 --> 2:21:05.640
<v Speaker 2>He goes where's Face Like, oh, he ain't coming to night?

2:21:05.720 --> 2:21:09.080
<v Speaker 2>He goes all right. He's just like left me outside, right,

2:21:09.760 --> 2:21:11.800
<v Speaker 2>So I'm not thinking nothing of it. I come back

2:21:11.840 --> 2:21:13.720
<v Speaker 2>to the house probably an hour later, and face goes,

2:21:13.720 --> 2:21:15.039
<v Speaker 2>I thought you just going to Central Club. I said.

2:21:15.080 --> 2:21:17.720
<v Speaker 2>The dude wouldn't let me in. He goes, really, he goes,

2:21:17.720 --> 2:21:21.280
<v Speaker 2>I'll handle it. We got a July fourth party at

2:21:21.320 --> 2:21:25.080
<v Speaker 2>our house, right, this ship was this was this was

2:21:25.160 --> 2:21:27.880
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight. This is July fourth, ninety eight. Legend. I

2:21:27.920 --> 2:21:31.039
<v Speaker 2>remember Kobe showed up. Kobe was like eighteen.

2:21:31.280 --> 2:21:31.440
<v Speaker 3>Right.

2:21:32.080 --> 2:21:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Everybody half the NFL and NBA was at this party, right,

2:21:35.000 --> 2:21:36.800
<v Speaker 2>and everybody thought it was my fucking house. It wasn't

2:21:36.840 --> 2:21:39.920
<v Speaker 2>my house. My pictures are on the wall. Oh yes,

2:21:40.040 --> 2:21:45.400
<v Speaker 2>right right, Joy got me so much residual pussy later, right,

2:21:46.560 --> 2:21:52.959
<v Speaker 2>we later your park? Right, So he goes, uh, he pulls,

2:21:53.000 --> 2:21:56.720
<v Speaker 2>He's like, yo, g here he got the promoter like

2:21:57.120 --> 2:22:00.600
<v Speaker 2>in his room in some side closet and he opens

2:22:00.600 --> 2:22:02.560
<v Speaker 2>the door and the promoter's like this, and I go

2:22:02.640 --> 2:22:06.120
<v Speaker 2>what that promoter He goes, yo, gee, tell me what

2:22:06.240 --> 2:22:08.000
<v Speaker 2>the fuck he just told him. I go, what are

2:22:08.080 --> 2:22:08.520
<v Speaker 2>you talking about?

2:22:08.560 --> 2:22:08.760
<v Speaker 3>Right now?

2:22:08.959 --> 2:22:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Last week? I go what? He goes the Centric Club

2:22:11.800 --> 2:22:15.080
<v Speaker 2>and he goes, oh, oh yeah, I couldn't get in,

2:22:15.400 --> 2:22:16.119
<v Speaker 2>and he goes.

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<v Speaker 4>What the fuck?

2:22:16.480 --> 2:22:16.640
<v Speaker 8>You know?

2:22:16.760 --> 2:22:18.920
<v Speaker 2>He's with me? You see him, You see me, bron

2:22:19.000 --> 2:22:20.680
<v Speaker 2>He's going in right and the guy goes. The guy

2:22:20.840 --> 2:22:23.080
<v Speaker 2>just shook. So I'm trying to diffuse. I go, I

2:22:23.120 --> 2:22:27.320
<v Speaker 2>think it was just a misunderstanding that doing like this.

2:22:27.440 --> 2:22:33.760
<v Speaker 2>He goes, that's all it was. So he's was like,

2:22:34.040 --> 2:22:35.960
<v Speaker 2>don't you ever stop my boy? Right now? He never

2:22:36.040 --> 2:22:37.400
<v Speaker 2>comes in. You let him and he goes, I.

2:22:37.400 --> 2:22:38.080
<v Speaker 4>Got you, I got you.

2:22:38.240 --> 2:22:40.080
<v Speaker 2>He got out. I go, why the fuck was he

2:22:40.160 --> 2:22:43.760
<v Speaker 2>in the closet trying to figure out he pressed him?

2:22:44.160 --> 2:22:47.160
<v Speaker 7>Oh ship, that was I was pushing him in the closet,

2:22:47.200 --> 2:22:48.080
<v Speaker 7>not coming out of the closet.

2:22:48.280 --> 2:22:52.039
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know why he commit What the fuck

2:22:52.120 --> 2:22:54.800
<v Speaker 2>happened last week? First of all, why is he in

2:22:54.879 --> 2:22:57.120
<v Speaker 2>the closet? You know what I mean? He just miss

2:22:57.200 --> 2:23:01.320
<v Speaker 2>understandingstanding that's a skin silver Now.

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<v Speaker 7>I also heard you say something that like, like you

2:23:04.080 --> 2:23:09.480
<v Speaker 7>respect comedians keeping a certain circle because like I believe

2:23:09.680 --> 2:23:11.440
<v Speaker 7>you mentioned the plastic cup boys or the red cup

2:23:11.480 --> 2:23:15.720
<v Speaker 7>boys cup Boys, and and you said you we wish

2:23:15.760 --> 2:23:17.720
<v Speaker 7>you had learned from that, because I believe you had

2:23:17.760 --> 2:23:21.000
<v Speaker 7>an opener who like betrayed you. I know you don't

2:23:21.000 --> 2:23:22.879
<v Speaker 7>want to say his name because I'll never say his name.

2:23:23.200 --> 2:23:24.640
<v Speaker 7>I'll never say his name neither. I don't want to

2:23:24.680 --> 2:23:25.360
<v Speaker 7>think anyway.

2:23:26.280 --> 2:23:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you see affee shop near you? But what was

2:23:28.760 --> 2:23:29.760
<v Speaker 2>that lesson and the teacher?

2:23:30.120 --> 2:23:31.960
<v Speaker 7>And this is for people that's coming up, because you

2:23:32.040 --> 2:23:37.080
<v Speaker 7>know what a lot of us suffer from post dramatic success,

2:23:37.520 --> 2:23:39.880
<v Speaker 7>right like that we got success, so we want to

2:23:39.879 --> 2:23:43.000
<v Speaker 7>help somebody else, but we sometimes picked the wrong person

2:23:43.080 --> 2:23:43.400
<v Speaker 7>to help.

2:23:43.680 --> 2:23:46.480
<v Speaker 2>And then and then that scars you from helping.

2:23:46.320 --> 2:23:48.360
<v Speaker 7>Another person because you're like, man, I got snake from

2:23:48.400 --> 2:23:50.800
<v Speaker 7>this from this person, So why should I go back

2:23:50.840 --> 2:23:53.640
<v Speaker 7>to my neighborhood? And because I believe this guy from

2:23:53.879 --> 2:23:56.200
<v Speaker 7>Cincinnati it wasn't he wasn't. Okay, I get my bad.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't want to he's from your neck of the woods. Okay,

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<v Speaker 7>New York fu. Yeah, the New York tastes it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Jesus.

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<v Speaker 7>For people that don't know, explain to the people like

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<v Speaker 7>how important it is to keep you a circle tight?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I got yo. He just yeah, he broke get

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<v Speaker 2>code like you said, respect and loyalty, Like I'm putting

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of money in your pocket you're on the

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<v Speaker 2>road with me, but there is I guess deep down

2:24:23.360 --> 2:24:28.000
<v Speaker 2>he was resentful of my position. And then you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to be careful who's on the road with

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<v Speaker 2>you because you don't want them looking at you like

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<v Speaker 2>I want that right, not knowing like I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>set you up to get that if you want, You're

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<v Speaker 2>going in front of thousands of people every weekend. Like

2:24:40.320 --> 2:24:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I always tell people, cherry pick my audience, take them,

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<v Speaker 2>get your social media out there. I don't care. There's

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<v Speaker 2>not for everybody. But he was just his problem was

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<v Speaker 2>I never seen a guy go after other guys girls

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<v Speaker 2>like that, like it was a problem. It was. It

2:24:57.560 --> 2:25:00.360
<v Speaker 2>was like everybody though, everybody in our circle. He would

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<v Speaker 2>like he would try to fuck your girl behind you,

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<v Speaker 2>or you find out he's trying to hit on him afterwards,

2:25:06.240 --> 2:25:08.520
<v Speaker 2>those comebacks like that. Yeah. And I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>literally told him, I said, yo, I just said, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like Jack. Oh he had your wife been over? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 2>but he I told him, and I let him go.

2:25:20.720 --> 2:25:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I said, dude, I'm just letting you know your dick

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<v Speaker 2>got you fired. Hobo was worth it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>So he was like really, I was like dude, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just being honest with you. You gotta change your ways. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know I don't say his name, uh when

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to get me press. And two, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I just wanted to disappear. And I put

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<v Speaker 2>him in all the rooms that he could. I put

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<v Speaker 2>him in all the rooms where you have to meet

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<v Speaker 2>the right people. Could have set hisself up because it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of this business relationship based.

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<v Speaker 8>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was just like, dude, I couldn't believe the

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<v Speaker 2>ship he especially in a divorce. You went, you went back.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot that and told her about some girls in

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<v Speaker 2>the past. I let him go in twenty eighteen my divorce.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in twenty twenty one. Why are you calling my

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be ex wife to tell her shit that happened,

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<v Speaker 2>because it doesn't affect the divorce. You're just hurting her, right,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? It was so it was

2:26:13.200 --> 2:26:15.280
<v Speaker 2>it was so unnecessary, right, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>That's just some dird dog shit fuck that dude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So let me ask you in the verses, who you

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<v Speaker 2>think if you if if Swiss and similar came to

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<v Speaker 2>you and said, man, guy, I want you to do

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<v Speaker 2>a versus, but it's your choice or who you get

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<v Speaker 2>to pick the comedian and you go against Yeah, who

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<v Speaker 2>would you pick? Ooh that's a good one. So I

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<v Speaker 2>like him though, right? I mean it depends on you,

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<v Speaker 2>h person. Yeah yeah, yeah, God, I would pick that

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<v Speaker 2>old opener.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you pick them because you want to go

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<v Speaker 3>against them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear you wanted to pick got to

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<v Speaker 2>pick a record? Yeah, uh sh I'll probably picked Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to go against the big dog. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to challenge myself. Okay, Okay, I mean why why wouldn't you?

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense, that makes sense to do. Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin and Cat would get the most numbers, or Cat

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<v Speaker 2>right now right or Chappelle. But I would pick Kevin

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<v Speaker 2>because I know we got a rapport, we had fund.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't be personal, but I know we could go

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<v Speaker 2>to each other pretty good. So I picked Kevin.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me say something.

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<v Speaker 7>Let me say something to the comedian world and to

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<v Speaker 7>the rap world and to everybody. I like how Cat

2:27:45.959 --> 2:27:50.320
<v Speaker 7>and Kevin squad. They showed what grown men look like.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, first off, at that roast.

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<v Speaker 2>When I see Cat come out, I literally I literally

2:27:56.040 --> 2:27:59.080
<v Speaker 2>screamed like a girl because I was like, oh, I

2:27:59.200 --> 2:28:01.760
<v Speaker 2>did not see that, like there were there was nothing

2:28:02.160 --> 2:28:04.440
<v Speaker 2>to lead up to that. And then watching seventy two

2:28:04.480 --> 2:28:09.240
<v Speaker 2>hours of Kevin's movie, Mike Mike Epps is not Mike

2:28:09.400 --> 2:28:11.800
<v Speaker 2>f you owe me a big fucking apology.

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<v Speaker 3>Mike X called me one day and.

2:28:15.040 --> 2:28:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Was like, fuck you, motherfucker. You let Kevin hark this

2:28:17.879 --> 2:28:21.039
<v Speaker 2>me and and by the way, he saw some AI shit.

2:28:21.640 --> 2:28:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Really this is not Kevin Hart did not come on

2:28:24.400 --> 2:28:28.480
<v Speaker 2>our show and this Mikes and I knew it, so

2:28:28.720 --> 2:28:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I knew it, but I let him flip on me

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<v Speaker 2>and now you in the goddamn movie. I need my apology. Man, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>let me get back to Kat and Kevin Kevin.

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<v Speaker 7>I thought that like when I seen Kevin and and

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<v Speaker 7>then he smacked him, and then I'm giving away the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry he smacked me. He said, did you will

2:28:48.360 --> 2:28:51.400
<v Speaker 2>smith me? Like that? Shit was like so written, it

2:28:51.560 --> 2:28:52.720
<v Speaker 2>was so put together.

2:28:52.600 --> 2:28:55.680
<v Speaker 7>And you know, like like when when when when certain

2:28:55.720 --> 2:28:58.200
<v Speaker 7>people squarssed beef like god bless because I love game

2:28:58.400 --> 2:29:00.680
<v Speaker 7>and I love fifty but when you sing them squashs

2:29:00.680 --> 2:29:03.760
<v Speaker 7>of beef in Harlem, I knew that beef wasn't squashed.

2:29:03.840 --> 2:29:06.680
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't actually squashed, Like they didn't make eye contact.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I seen Nas and jay Z, I knew

2:29:11.320 --> 2:29:14.680
<v Speaker 2>that was done when I seen that with Kat and keV,

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<v Speaker 2>But when I see it in the movie, it was

2:29:16.680 --> 2:29:20.480
<v Speaker 2>like that ship really one. Because you know why, it's

2:29:20.600 --> 2:29:24.680
<v Speaker 2>beyond just two comedians beefing, beyond just two black people beefing.

2:29:24.920 --> 2:29:27.680
<v Speaker 2>This is how humans can work out. Like like, these

2:29:27.760 --> 2:29:30.720
<v Speaker 2>guys really hated each other, yeah, and then they worked.

2:29:31.040 --> 2:29:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Mike and Kevin really hate each other. No hate when

2:29:37.080 --> 2:29:40.199
<v Speaker 2>I see hate like like like like like jealousy hate,

2:29:40.360 --> 2:29:42.200
<v Speaker 2>but like he was mad at him. They were mad

2:29:42.280 --> 2:29:44.160
<v Speaker 2>at each other. Like I don't know. I don't know

2:29:45.120 --> 2:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>inside information, but I just know from what I seen

2:29:47.600 --> 2:29:50.039
<v Speaker 2>they didn't like each other. At one point, even.

2:29:49.920 --> 2:29:52.720
<v Speaker 3>That roes that roast, they meant that rope walked away.

2:29:52.760 --> 2:29:55.840
<v Speaker 2>People were still like, No, I don't think Kevin dislikes anybody, though,

2:29:56.440 --> 2:29:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't think Kevin. Let me take something Kevin just

2:29:59.600 --> 2:30:02.800
<v Speaker 2>from Phil. You pushed him too much, He will be up.

2:30:02.920 --> 2:30:06.119
<v Speaker 2>Did you see him schooling Lebron James recently? Yo bought

2:30:06.280 --> 2:30:09.040
<v Speaker 2>and did Joel want he turned full fleshed figure. I said, no,

2:30:09.200 --> 2:30:10.800
<v Speaker 2>Kevin can go. Don't get a questioned. But I just

2:30:10.840 --> 2:30:14.840
<v Speaker 2>don't think he's like that, Like like Kat well Man,

2:30:15.280 --> 2:30:17.879
<v Speaker 2>you crossed him one time, it could be thirty years ago.

2:30:18.440 --> 2:30:21.840
<v Speaker 2>He gonna remember it. He don't forget shit, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when we when I was we was all

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<v Speaker 2>like late nineties coming up, and Cat was Cat in

2:30:27.280 --> 2:30:29.280
<v Speaker 2>the Hat at the time, right in the hat. So

2:30:30.040 --> 2:30:32.160
<v Speaker 2>even before the Internet, you heard rumors about this guy

2:30:32.200 --> 2:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>in the Bay Area. They was like, Yo, there's this

2:30:33.920 --> 2:30:35.960
<v Speaker 2>guy up there. That's how I already described it, because

2:30:36.000 --> 2:30:38.200
<v Speaker 2>he's like a real pimp. He's got one teeth in

2:30:38.240 --> 2:30:40.640
<v Speaker 2>the front. And that's how he described the money Mike

2:30:40.920 --> 2:30:42.760
<v Speaker 2>way before, right, and he was like, that's how everybody

2:30:42.800 --> 2:30:43.200
<v Speaker 2>used to talking with.

2:30:43.240 --> 2:30:43.360
<v Speaker 3>Yo.

2:30:43.440 --> 2:30:46.840
<v Speaker 2>This motherfucker is destroying, right. And then then he comes

2:30:46.879 --> 2:30:50.080
<v Speaker 2>to LA and he's destroying all over all over the place.

2:30:50.400 --> 2:30:53.720
<v Speaker 2>I remember I hosted the improv for like a month

2:30:53.800 --> 2:30:57.320
<v Speaker 2>straight on Monday nights, and then the first one that

2:30:57.520 --> 2:31:01.439
<v Speaker 2>hosted it, I realized that the first three four comics,

2:31:01.920 --> 2:31:04.320
<v Speaker 2>the room was kind of flat because people were still

2:31:04.360 --> 2:31:07.520
<v Speaker 2>coming in. They're sitting down, we're starting on time. So

2:31:07.680 --> 2:31:10.320
<v Speaker 2>the next week Week two. Cat's the first comic on

2:31:10.400 --> 2:31:13.760
<v Speaker 2>the show, right, he's Catahastill. Yeah, nobody knows who he is. Okay, right,

2:31:14.400 --> 2:31:17.200
<v Speaker 2>this is before Friday. And then I said, hey, guys,

2:31:17.360 --> 2:31:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm hosting, and I said, you know, we got a

2:31:19.400 --> 2:31:22.080
<v Speaker 2>great show tonight. It's gonna fucking get better as we go.

2:31:22.280 --> 2:31:24.840
<v Speaker 2>And I think whatever super Bowl was, it might have

2:31:24.879 --> 2:31:31.440
<v Speaker 2>been the Rams and Titans that one. Remember the super

2:31:31.440 --> 2:31:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Bowl start off slow and then it ended real strong.

2:31:34.000 --> 2:31:35.360
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh, this show is gonna be like the

2:31:35.400 --> 2:31:37.840
<v Speaker 2>super Bowl. I go, it might start a little slow,

2:31:37.879 --> 2:31:39.840
<v Speaker 2>but by the end we're gonna be killing. But I

2:31:39.959 --> 2:31:43.000
<v Speaker 2>was going off the energy from last week wasn't right

2:31:43.080 --> 2:31:45.680
<v Speaker 2>on my part because I'm not thinking of the comics

2:31:45.760 --> 2:31:49.080
<v Speaker 2>going up early. Like Kat goes up first, right, and

2:31:49.360 --> 2:31:52.920
<v Speaker 2>he took that shit personal. But he must have gave

2:31:53.040 --> 2:31:56.560
<v Speaker 2>his greatest fifteen minutes that night. He was like, oh,

2:31:56.600 --> 2:31:59.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not fucking around, right, because I remember he goes up.

2:31:59.640 --> 2:32:01.880
<v Speaker 2>He had this closer that would that would kill every night.

2:32:02.320 --> 2:32:03.879
<v Speaker 2>And then I remember his last thing. He goes, how's

2:32:03.879 --> 2:32:09.120
<v Speaker 2>that for the super Bowl? And I came up and go, whoa.

2:32:09.240 --> 2:32:11.360
<v Speaker 2>He took that the wrong way. And then when I

2:32:11.440 --> 2:32:13.800
<v Speaker 2>saw him out in the bar and when I about

2:32:13.840 --> 2:32:15.040
<v Speaker 2>the second com and we talked to me, he was

2:32:15.080 --> 2:32:17.160
<v Speaker 2>laughing about it, cutting up. But I just remember I go, oh,

2:32:17.280 --> 2:32:20.760
<v Speaker 2>he don't forget shit. Even that night he was like,

2:32:20.879 --> 2:32:23.160
<v Speaker 2>oh really we're gonna start slow. Oh you got me

2:32:23.240 --> 2:32:24.960
<v Speaker 2>fucked up. You know, he was the first one on

2:32:25.080 --> 2:32:27.000
<v Speaker 2>that night. I think I destroyed. He's mad at us

2:32:27.000 --> 2:32:30.200
<v Speaker 2>because of Michael Blacksmith. We had Michael Blacksman on here.

2:32:30.440 --> 2:32:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Blackson he went off on the comedians have been the

2:32:35.800 --> 2:32:37.320
<v Speaker 2>most mad at us. I don't know what the fuck

2:32:37.400 --> 2:32:38.920
<v Speaker 2>is going on, which is wild to me.

2:32:39.400 --> 2:32:41.440
<v Speaker 5>Michael Blackson on wild'ing out like real hard.

2:32:41.480 --> 2:32:43.440
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, he destroyed him on that, but which is wild

2:32:43.680 --> 2:32:45.200
<v Speaker 7>because it was Michael Blackman there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he stare. It was like like really kind of.

2:32:51.080 --> 2:32:54.160
<v Speaker 2>It was very morbid, very morbid. He hated him. I

2:32:54.240 --> 2:32:55.320
<v Speaker 2>thought morbid means soft.

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<v Speaker 3>Norman's dark da ship.

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<v Speaker 2>It was bad oh ship. Yeah, he was on. He

2:33:01.360 --> 2:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>was on another plane like he hate him. So Michael

2:33:04.200 --> 2:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>black accent leave. That's a good versus. This accidentally is

2:33:07.720 --> 2:33:12.960
<v Speaker 2>accidentally you know, Mike kept it cool. Okay, Mike does it.

2:33:13.080 --> 2:33:14.720
<v Speaker 2>He keeps it cool. Everybody even in your face in

2:33:14.760 --> 2:33:16.640
<v Speaker 2>he's back and it keeps it cool, all right, But

2:33:16.760 --> 2:33:19.920
<v Speaker 2>cat yeah, he don't forget ship oh ship man. He

2:33:20.000 --> 2:33:20.600
<v Speaker 2>might he might we.

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<v Speaker 3>Call in out of jobs because we want you on

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<v Speaker 3>cat Man.

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<v Speaker 2>He might call and and retell that story. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a different super Bowl. I was second that night.

2:33:30.920 --> 2:33:31.480
<v Speaker 2>He's that guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Corrected, right, please correct the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Say seven books in a year something like that. He

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<v Speaker 2>he gave me a nice little shoutout though on okay,

2:33:41.760 --> 2:33:43.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, and he was like he goes. You know,

2:33:43.400 --> 2:33:45.360
<v Speaker 2>he was talking about the gate keepers in Hollywood. They

2:33:45.400 --> 2:33:47.080
<v Speaker 2>fucked with who he is. Why do you think Gary

2:33:47.160 --> 2:33:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Olwen's been doing this twenty seven years and hasn't crossed

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<v Speaker 2>over yet?

2:33:50.360 --> 2:33:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Right?

2:33:50.760 --> 2:33:54.320
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? No, I don't know if

2:33:54.360 --> 2:33:56.840
<v Speaker 2>that's it you keeping it is what it is, keep

2:33:56.840 --> 2:33:59.160
<v Speaker 2>it in black power, brother, Yeah, a little too much

2:34:00.400 --> 2:34:09.199
<v Speaker 2>expect now, if you had your choice Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Netflix, Netflix,

2:34:09.920 --> 2:34:11.480
<v Speaker 2>it's gotta be yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And just to just to back practice a smidging, Hey,

2:34:14.480 --> 2:34:16.720
<v Speaker 5>so my wish list smell smelly.

2:34:17.720 --> 2:34:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Uh it's hitching. OK.

2:34:21.360 --> 2:34:25.960
<v Speaker 1>So the versus should be you doing Neil Rillins, Corey Holcom,

2:34:26.440 --> 2:34:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Eric Spears, Michael Blaxon, Kat Williams, t I, Charleston, White, Godfrey,

2:34:33.560 --> 2:34:34.240
<v Speaker 1>J Farrell.

2:34:36.000 --> 2:34:39.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was that was go so Gi against Down

2:34:39.440 --> 2:34:40.080
<v Speaker 5>against Donnell.

2:34:40.920 --> 2:34:43.480
<v Speaker 2>I would go against Donnell. You're going against Down. Yeah,

2:34:43.560 --> 2:34:45.240
<v Speaker 2>that's a good one. I got, I got the rules,

2:34:45.240 --> 2:34:47.240
<v Speaker 2>We've written out and everything, and I send it to

2:34:47.320 --> 2:34:49.560
<v Speaker 2>you all tomorrow. Actually was that was? That was good?

2:34:50.560 --> 2:34:52.280
<v Speaker 2>That was good. You get to host that one too, Okay,

2:34:53.000 --> 2:34:54.000
<v Speaker 2>he get to see it at least.

2:34:54.560 --> 2:34:54.720
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

2:34:54.760 --> 2:34:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So what's what's what's the next for for for you?

2:34:58.920 --> 2:35:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm on tour, so they stopped put me on tour,

2:35:03.200 --> 2:35:04.720
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. So we got we're doing

2:35:04.760 --> 2:35:09.200
<v Speaker 2>all theaters now, so that's good. Filming my next special

2:35:09.760 --> 2:35:14.080
<v Speaker 2>February thirteenth in Indianapolis, and that's YouTube again, Well what

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<v Speaker 2>we do I do it myself. Yes, then we send

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<v Speaker 2>it to everybody. But now we're at a point where like,

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<v Speaker 2>look we're like, for instance, the last one I did,

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<v Speaker 2>No Hard Feelings. We filmed it January seventeenth in DC.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew I was going to air up March seventh

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube, So we send it everybody. I said, look,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want it, you got to come with an

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<v Speaker 2>offer or take it all my hands. If not, you

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<v Speaker 2>said air on Mars. Whole thing. You said the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing. Okay, we're going to air this March

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<v Speaker 2>seventh on YouTube. It's up to you. But we're not

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for you to look at it like we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>back to you. So I have a deadline. So the

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<v Speaker 2>next one we're going to do February thirteenth in Indianapolis,

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<v Speaker 2>where I got the theater everything set up. I go,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll pick a date a month or two

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<v Speaker 2>later and we'll do the same thing. We'll send it

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<v Speaker 2>their moody if they want it, great if not, and

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<v Speaker 2>then if they make an offer before we're thirteenth, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>take it. You know what I mean. Why you ain't

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<v Speaker 2>pixure Cincinnati. I did want a Cincinnati, Yeah I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Black Famous Okay, we did that in Cincinnati. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was twenty twenty one. So I did one there.

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<v Speaker 7>Already, all right, So so anyone you want to tell fans,

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<v Speaker 7>I would tell them something before you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I got him a gift. All the Shario ones

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<v Speaker 2>man set it really hard for this.

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<v Speaker 1>I've studied your whole career man, And this is a

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<v Speaker 1>gift from above girl Milkie Jean white cliffs baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, shout out to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, it's for you. And this is there.

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<v Speaker 3>They're room right here. They're wrong, white white people.

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<v Speaker 2>They gave me some liquor. Yeah, that's a milkie.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the shirt you have on right, Yep, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just the white woman. How did you You was looking

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<v Speaker 2>at you? So I should wait. It's more often I

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<v Speaker 2>can see it. You can't. He can see you with

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<v Speaker 2>two cans. He can't see you blood. So that's the special.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I guess, I guess some other things in

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<v Speaker 2>the worst. But nothing to announce, you know, Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to give everything away.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, let me just tell you something. Man, you're

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<v Speaker 7>one of the funniest people on the planet. You're a

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<v Speaker 7>person that could take like That's what we are as

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<v Speaker 7>a musicians. You can take pain and make people make

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<v Speaker 7>pleasure out of it. Like I've never like, I know,

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<v Speaker 7>we didn't get into it too much, but I hear

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<v Speaker 7>you speak about your step pops, and here you speak

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<v Speaker 7>about your pops and you make it so articulate even

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<v Speaker 7>though you're talking about pain. It's just like it's just

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<v Speaker 7>like like that that that's that's so I suggest not

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<v Speaker 7>only a special, but I definitely want to see Gary

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<v Speaker 7>Owen sketch comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I definitely want to see it.

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<v Speaker 7>And you know what's crazy, you know, thinking about like

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<v Speaker 7>the way you spoke about Drew Ski earlier. I think

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<v Speaker 7>that like the elder generation generation like him directing, because

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<v Speaker 7>these skits that you're talking about, like but with like uh,

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<v Speaker 7>I believe it was one time h's gonna have a

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<v Speaker 7>fight and instead of you like being aggressive back, you

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<v Speaker 7>just agreed to whatever. The guy yeah yeah, he said,

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<v Speaker 7>say Man, man, Man, I might yeah yeah yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>like all those sketches, Like, I suggest you do that

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<v Speaker 7>because as a fan, like I visually when you speak about.

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<v Speaker 2>It, I visually see it. Yeah, so why not me

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<v Speaker 2>visually see it? Like and then there's so many people,

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<v Speaker 2>so I encourage you, man to keep doing your thing.

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<v Speaker 9>Man.

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<v Speaker 7>You make so many people happy. Man, you make so

2:38:36.600 --> 2:38:38.800
<v Speaker 7>many people proud, You make so many people laugh. What

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<v Speaker 7>you do is very important. Man, And we over here

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<v Speaker 7>we know I want to give your flowers.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Let you know, man, man, Man, continue to do your thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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