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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time to a dirty little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: to six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: then this is the place to tell it. To do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: call us up, tell us what the secret is, and

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Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want because nobody will know

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Speaker 1: who you are. We don't ask what your name is even,

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Speaker 1: and that's why we don't know anybody's name. All right,

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Speaker 1: whatever your name is, what's your dirty little secret? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so all you guys know how like most kids grow

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Speaker 1: out of like an imaginary friend stage. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: like a passage, I think, to grow out of it. Well,

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Speaker 1: some might say that I'm so okay, I'm thirty three.

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Speaker 1: My best friend is Gary, and Gary's Yeah, I'm the

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Speaker 1: only person that can see well, I mean I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: say that you only I can see Gary? Okay? And

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Speaker 1: is Gary from your childhood? Yeah, to go way back.

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Speaker 1: I mean since we were kids. We were kids together,

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Speaker 1: you know together. So Gary, was this like an actual

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Speaker 1: person who like maybe had pasted a friend or is

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Speaker 1: this an imaginary friend? No, it's just my friend Gary. Um,

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Speaker 1: for whatever reason, I'm the only one that's ever been

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Speaker 1: able to hang out with him. You know, everybody else

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Speaker 1: never sees them, and but he's real to me. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess, I I guess. I know it's imaginary, but

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Speaker 1: it doesn't feel that way when we're hanging out. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it probably feels bad to call Gary imaginary because Gary's

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Speaker 1: your boy, right and you don't want to be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: he's imaginary, probably real. He's been your boy since you

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Speaker 1: were a kid. He's been your friend since you were

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Speaker 1: a kid, and he's still with you. That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Loyal friends with me right now, right now, like next

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Speaker 1: to you always right yeah. I mean, he wants me

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Speaker 1: to tell a knock knock joke right now, but he

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Speaker 1: do it. Tell it. Tell Gary knock knock joke with

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Speaker 1: all of us, tell us at the same time, which

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Speaker 1: one Gary, Okay, all right, knock knock? Who's there? Who's there?

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Speaker 1: Owls go oh, actually, you guys got it like that?

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Speaker 1: I like that one a lot. It's Gary cracking up

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Speaker 1: over that one. Gary is dying. I told him to

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Speaker 1: be quiet while I was on the phone. But he's

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Speaker 1: tell the knock knock joke, tell the knocknock all right? Well,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's cool that you have a buddy

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Speaker 1: who goings out with you all the time. I like,

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Speaker 1: Gary seems like a nice dude who enjoys a good

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Speaker 1: knock knock joke. I think that's cool. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirt a little secret. Yeah, well, thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening. Yeah, tell Gary, we said goodbye too. They

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Speaker 1: said goodbye and thank you. What did he say? He

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Speaker 1: gave you guys the peace symbol. I'm giving him the

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Speaker 1: shot gun. All right, Well, thank you for telling us,

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. All right, thanks, good, Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's gone. Do you guys think he was messing with us? Nope,

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Speaker 1: I don't think he was. Yeah, I think so. I

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Speaker 1: believe diffy would that. I mean, I do believe that

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Speaker 1: you can have like like spirits around you or whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure, Like it actually could be. Just because somebody

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Speaker 1: doesn't have one experience doesn't mean someone else can't. I

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Speaker 1: do too. It was the only reason I felt like

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Speaker 1: he was messing with us and just wanted to get

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Speaker 1: on the show to tell their little secret. Was the

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Speaker 1: knock knock joke. Everything else, I'm like, yeah, that's legit.

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Speaker 1: You could even if his spirits or whatever even if

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Speaker 1: it's not, you could have an imaginary friend from when

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Speaker 1: you were a kid that still helps you out as

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Speaker 1: an adult. I think that's fine. Actually, no, that was

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Speaker 1: just traffic earthquake. So the knock knock joke. You think

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Speaker 1: that that's just him? Okay, yeah, I think he knew

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Speaker 1: that one. We're gonna say, Evan, I was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: I think we should have asked him if he had

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Speaker 1: like human, real friends, because that would have been a

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Speaker 1: you know, does that matter? No, it doesn't, not really know.

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Speaker 1: What matters is that he has a friend named Gary.

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Speaker 1: Does That's all that matters is Gary. We should invite

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Speaker 1: Gary over being more like Gary Show on Demand