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Speaker 1: Everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on, dave

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Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Man o man o, man Hey, you know to date.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say something, um that I don't

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Speaker 1: think I've ever shared this way before. UM. The title

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Speaker 1: to me, you know. I just I just kept thinking

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Speaker 1: that this morning, that it's all been worth it to me.

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Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is this relationship that

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Speaker 1: I have with my heavenly father, it's been worth it

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Speaker 1: how it's helped me to understand not only my purpose,

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Speaker 1: but to better understand my past. That's That's that's critical, man,

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Speaker 1: because I'm grateful for that, because so many people can't

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Speaker 1: When the only person that could possibly understand or know

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Speaker 1: It's it's been worth it to me. It's been the

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Speaker 1: with God has been the most beneficial thing to me.

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Speaker 1: You know, these things you read in your in your

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Speaker 1: to have this thing called faith, which is the belief

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Speaker 1: Ain't none of them gonna stick in me. You could

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Speaker 1: No matter what you do, no weapon formed against me.

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Speaker 1: because it's it's didn't started. The morning show is own, huh.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve so calling morning, Steve crew cutting up,

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Speaker 1: sure Junior has this coffee. I was just checking because

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Speaker 1: What they just got into a major argument about cream.

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Speaker 1: she ain't got a problem. Come getting nail money and

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Speaker 1: back with Mark of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're

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Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show right now. The nephews in

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Speaker 1: Hey man, this is Chris. I live a buf you.

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Speaker 1: I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.

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Speaker 1: You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me

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Speaker 1: I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man.

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Speaker 1: It's like you know, bro, I work a knife. I

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Speaker 1: work at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what's going on in your apartment.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, I ain't trying to be in your business.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, pleased, man, But you ain't got to

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Speaker 1: You know what's hall at me? You ain't the you

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Speaker 1: know they got me written up like you know what

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Speaker 1: of something. Well yeah that, Like I said, though, I

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we

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Speaker 1: miss each other because you you working night. I work

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Speaker 1: and when I'm coming you going, I'm saying, Brian trying starting.

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Speaker 1: trying to get my hustle on, like you trying to

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Speaker 1: my sense, bro, if you are working night, somebody in

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Speaker 1: your somebody in your apartment, how can loud in them

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Speaker 1: roommate us long, No, I ain't gonna roommates, man, Benny.

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Speaker 1: Somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like

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Speaker 1: That's Spenny man, Benny be talking. Okay, you say you

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Speaker 1: My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deafering. There we go,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what no bird told you

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Speaker 1: Got me? God? You got it man, that guy, I'm

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Speaker 1: of its severe? Yeah yeah, some of it really. But

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Speaker 1: this joke we write name about that, it ain't buy

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Speaker 1: none of them if they don't say nothing, Tommy asked,

422
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Speaker 1: as usual. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about the ones that

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Speaker 1: don't say something. I ain't saying nothing. We all get

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Speaker 1: on the plane now, No, we find out did a

425
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Speaker 1: little boy, a little nutty in the back can't be around? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm idn't bought a pay day in the line, but

427
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Speaker 1: they d nutted the plane took it all off. I

428
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Speaker 1: tell y'all, Can I tell y'all? No my pay damn

429
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Speaker 1: yet to find out at thirty five thousand feet just

430
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Speaker 1: how sick is a little land crazy? You're listening all right?

431
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Speaker 1: So I see we have here little mean things. I

432
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Speaker 1: know it's me. That is all me. This is all

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Speaker 1: this is all me. I have been dubbed the meanest

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Speaker 1: person here. Well, you're not really a mean person. Your

435
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Speaker 1: honor is hell just old honor, bitter, just grunt. Yeah,

436
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: very good. I take all that. Yeah, and the little

437
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Speaker 1: things that give me enlightenment a little mean things that

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Speaker 1: I like to do, like Okay, if I see somebody's

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Speaker 1: dog using like using outside, I like to hunk the

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Speaker 1: horn real loud and I didn't right in the middle,

441
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Speaker 1: just make him. That gives me enjoyment. Yeah, Like if

442
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Speaker 1: I see somebody running for the elevator, I'm on elevator

443
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Speaker 1: and the hold of dough. I'm coming. I act like

444
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Speaker 1: I'm holding the door, but I go through the mod

445
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Speaker 1: You can make it. Come on, man, come on, act

446
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: like you look. Yeah, I didn't stop pushing that button.

447
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: And then when that dog close, I love it down

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Speaker 1: right back down. So and if I see somebody in

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Speaker 1: the store, his wife or his girlfriend, oh my god,

450
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: so much. I love like when they're not looking, put

451
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Speaker 1: condoms and loot in their basket when they get down

452
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Speaker 1: your puh that check see that look on. Oh my god.

453
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: When I see little ladies crossing the street but with

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Speaker 1: the walk up that we didn't get right in front

455
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Speaker 1: of the just hit the gait, hit that gas, wut

456
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Speaker 1: your foot on the brake right, get that look fat

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Speaker 1: rabbing straight up. Baby, I'm not yet. I don't mind

458
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: taking your pocket space. I don't mind if I see

459
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: you waiting, I get up in there. I know you wait.

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00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna work out for you. A lot of do this,

461
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Speaker 1: A lotta go to a restaurant. In a restaurant I

462
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Speaker 1: go to in my birthday. Get that church birthday, you know,

463
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Speaker 1: but you gotta say low, you know it whatever diabetic

464
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Speaker 1: and he's getting take. If I'm in church right and

465
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Speaker 1: you got your baby face to me, I'm gonna make

466
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Speaker 1: him cry paris turn around. That's one right. You're going

467
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: in the ladies, in the ladies stories, like in the

468
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Speaker 1: biggest of the big shops, and you switch the sizes right,

469
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Speaker 1: you put size six on the fourteen, so she thinks

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Speaker 1: she got on the stand. I'm coming down. It's coming

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Speaker 1: out right so much. Just the last one right here on,

472
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Speaker 1: Just the last one, hitchhickers, Oh my god, that's the

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Speaker 1: best to the best, because you know they've been out

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Speaker 1: there for a while. You stopped by two blocks up

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Speaker 1: and you have to help where you got what? Come on,

476
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Speaker 1: I'm going that way? Didn't you dry your heads? Just

477
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Speaker 1: to watch him in the Rivi. Look, oh my god,

478
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: that is so much I know people still here was

479
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Speaker 1: the best when he got he broke down right and

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Speaker 1: you see it on his safe You hit that but

481
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Speaker 1: and it up. You want lock all this up and

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Speaker 1: nobody going down. Man. My favorite got to be the

483
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Speaker 1: old lady on that walk. He come right right in

484
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Speaker 1: front of the din. They turn and cut you off

485
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: because they can't do that. That is just ross. I

486
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Speaker 1: know you put them columns in that bath on God

487
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Speaker 1: put me when trying to figure out which one of

488
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Speaker 1: y'all right, who this who? You got this proud of yourself?

489
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Speaker 1: You got another one? Come all right, I gonna move

490
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Speaker 1: the right, okay, wait to get proud. Yeah, we all

491
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Speaker 1: love movies. In the middle, right in the middle, middle seat,

492
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Speaker 1: right in middle seat, right the whole movie. Excuse me,

493
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Speaker 1: coming through, gotta pe then go back into me, come through.

494
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Speaker 1: Still still had too much soda? How time in between

495
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Speaker 1: you when you're leaving right right right, gott a peek.

496
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Speaker 1: Im had too much soda. The little things I like

497
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Speaker 1: a couple parties and this dude, fat dude kept getting

498
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Speaker 1: me the man come by one bore all right, all right,

499
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: coming up one of her favorite segments, The ignorance does

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Speaker 1: not stop on this show, right or wrong? With the

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Speaker 1: nephew and Junior coming up next. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: stew well. Time now to ask the CLO Chief Love

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Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey. This one is from Billy in Ohio,

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Speaker 1: Steve Billy Wright. But listen to this Billy Wrights. I'm

505
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Speaker 1: tied up in an affair with a woman that loved

506
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: to have sex on the back seat of her Chevy Tahoe.

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Speaker 1: This past Sunday, I was at church with my wife

508
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Speaker 1: and she pulled up to the church and texted me

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Speaker 1: to come outside. I left church and went to the

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Speaker 1: back seat of the tahoe. Afterwards, I nodded at the

511
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Speaker 1: parking lot god guard and uh, I went went. I'm

512
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Speaker 1: back in church The next Sunday, the security guard told

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Speaker 1: me that my secret was safe with him. Should I

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Speaker 1: trust him or not? First of all, Dog, First of all,

515
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Speaker 1: should I trust him or nothing? Let's start with you

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Speaker 1: stupid please dog, he the security guard. You had to

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Speaker 1: climb in the back seat or y'all had to go

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Speaker 1: into the back seat. Either way, you went in the

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00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: back door or you climbed over the seat. He saw it,

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Speaker 1: and he tell you a man, your secret safe with me?

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00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: Should I trust him? Okay, let's say you don't trust him?

522
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: What's your next move? What? Hold? Hold? Let me guess

523
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Speaker 1: you're gonna have him killed? Dog? What the hell can

524
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Speaker 1: you possibly do? Can you trust him? Dog? You're stupid? Man?

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Speaker 1: We are you answering that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you could

526
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Speaker 1: trust him? Why did you go out there and get

527
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Speaker 1: in that card? I can't get past that leaving at

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Speaker 1: a church church? All right, billy, you're on your own,

529
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: so says a cello. All right. This one is from

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Speaker 1: New Mommy and Monroe, Louisiana. She says, I'm a twenty

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Speaker 1: four year old mother of a two year old boy,

532
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Speaker 1: and I'm engaged to a man that is not my

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Speaker 1: child's dad. He's planning to adopt my son and he's

534
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: already talking about how he's going to discipline him. My

535
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Speaker 1: son is at the age where he says no to everything,

536
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Speaker 1: and he thinks it's cute. My fiance says it needs

537
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: to stop now, and he needs something better than the

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Speaker 1: swat on his butt that I gave him. He says

539
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: he needs a leather strap on his butt. But that's

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Speaker 1: a bit harsh for a two year old. How can

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Speaker 1: I defend my baby from this? Well, I think that's

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00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,240
Speaker 1: a little harsh for tweet. I grew up getting spinks,

543
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: but not at two. No, brother, you need to pull

544
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Speaker 1: up and you need to talk to you, to you,

545
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: to your future husband about it, because obviously he has

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Speaker 1: no children. Anybody talking about striking a baby at two,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, you need more. You need a

548
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: strap on a two yeard? Are you kidding me? Now?

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00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: You've been traumatizing, But you need to sit down and

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Speaker 1: have a talk with him. I would suggest y'all probably

551
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: need to go to some type of counseling about child

552
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Speaker 1: weary because that's so many other ways to raise children.

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Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,

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Speaker 1: here's a question for you. Are wonderful funny comedians on

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Speaker 1: the show. Now, just say, if the pandemic could be

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Speaker 1: on hold for just one day, all right, things could

558
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: get back to normal for just one day, what would

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00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: you do on that day? How would you please that

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00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: What we're gonna do starting in the morning, as soon

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Speaker 1: as you get up. What you gonna do. Let's go

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00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: ask Nicked no mask, no mask and naked boot one day,

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Speaker 1: boots and shades on. And I'm feeling to walk outside

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Speaker 1: of joy I'm blow up naked. I might drive over

565
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Speaker 1: that Nicket to come get you because and we're gonna

566
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Speaker 1: roll Nicked and go find some more nicket people that

567
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Speaker 1: want to have a good ass tand o whole day,

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Speaker 1: the whole day. What about your junior? Yeah, I want.

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Speaker 1: I got a list of stuff i'mna. The first thing

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Speaker 1: I'm doing is I'm going to a funeral. If somebody

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Speaker 1: I don't even know, I'm walking down Holland now I'm

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Speaker 1: not here, then I'm gonna lead there. I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna then I'm gonna lead there. And then I'm going

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Speaker 1: down to the courthouse just to see who in there.

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Speaker 1: Who came? I just want to see who in here?

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Speaker 1: To day, I gotta do stuff taking a long time.

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Speaker 1: We got one day. I gotta be all the way

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Speaker 1: out for the whole day. Yeah, yeah, okay, wait, surely

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Speaker 1: tell everybody what they're doing again, all right, Letten. We

580
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: asked the question. We posted the question to the guys.

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Speaker 1: If the nephew. Were the nephew, if the pandemic were

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Speaker 1: on hold for just one day, what would you do?

583
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: And you heard what the nephew would do? And then

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00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: Jay eventually we gonna pick up Junior when he leave

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Speaker 1: out the courthouse and he were going to the naked

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Speaker 1: fun Okay, I don't care what nobody? Would you travel?

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Speaker 1: Would you go to? I would go to Vegas one day,

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Speaker 1: I would go I would have one day, a quick turnaround, calling.

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Speaker 1: You're losing a lot of naked time when you do,

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Speaker 1: losing a lot of naked time, babies, But that's that's

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Speaker 1: pour three hour flight, three hours back, six hours of

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Speaker 1: neked you missing right there. You can't you can't give

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Speaker 1: it up. We talk about twenty four hours. Baby, you

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Speaker 1: gotta think, Baby, we can we can gamble. We can

595
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Speaker 1: gamble naked. If you ain't got if you fly south

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Speaker 1: with you, look at the naked people you're sitting with,

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Speaker 1: you can look right at you. If I leave a courthouse,

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Speaker 1: I see, I'm gonna stop on buy a kisa Yara.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never been one of them. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: buy a keisan yara. Who you turn to fifteen? Watch

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Speaker 1: that so okay, so no masks and no clothes. Obviously

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Speaker 1: you got it all. I want to free myself. Go

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Speaker 1: ahead and free yours. Oh now that's what I would do.

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Speaker 1: I go see Tasia bo I love me some Tasia. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's about to have a baby. Yeah she is expecting.

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Speaker 1: She congratulation, gradulating, get up the fight time and you

607
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,439
Speaker 1: never give up the fight. That's okay. Well, I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna be mad at the baby. The baby ain't doing it.

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Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with the baby. There's no

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Speaker 1: thing we can do. And hopefully that we all for

611
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: the pandemic. We can't go see Tagio's baby being boled.

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Speaker 1: Let's just stop over that for tagious baby birth. Let's

613
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 1: go do that. And why we and why we down

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Speaker 1: in Carolina? We got to holland Anthony Hamilton come on

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Speaker 1: ye yeah, yeah, yeah, his new song Mercy. Yeah. We

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Speaker 1: gotta hustle bad boy right there down there. We gotta

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Speaker 1: hol at him. He done the doing and thank him

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Speaker 1: for Joe Biden to run for the presidency. And we

619
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Speaker 1: got to go on down there. The go down at

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Speaker 1: a high point, because you know, furniture is cheaping down

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Speaker 1: the high point, you go down yes, and you know

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Speaker 1: what we got since we out, and but one day

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Speaker 1: we got to go buy the White House and get

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Speaker 1: your ass side of out. We can do that then

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Speaker 1: go on the hop. I like closing it out like that.

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Speaker 1: I do. So what time? Well, what time is it now? Junior?

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Speaker 1: Back ten thirty when we get doing that. But what

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Speaker 1: we gonna do with the last hour and a half

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Speaker 1: a nicket? What we're gonna what are you going to eat?

630
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: You're going to a restaurant or something you haven't we

631
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 1: got but one day we ain't got time to eat.

632
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: You have funday the last hour were gonna need to

633
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: spray down because we have definitely caught something might not

634
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: be COVID, but it's something else coming up next The

635
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: next few you hear me's here in the building with

636
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: the frank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to

637
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: morning show coming up at the top of the hour,

638
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today.

639
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: The subject is I need more than hugging and hunching. Okay,

640
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: that's right right now, not about learning. Worse than hunch

641
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: is like blind ye all right, all right, But right now,

642
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: the nephew in the building, Frank phone calling us what

643
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 1: you got for us today? Now my ain't is bike.

644
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: Let's let's get a cat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to

645
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: reach bond. Hey man, this this this K dub Man. Listen,

646
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: dud dude, do you know somebody to live on? Yeah,

647
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: my mama, My mama stayed on. Who is this? Hey?

648
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: This this K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tindsley, she

649
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: lived on. Now my auntie say you came over here

650
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: and stole a bicycle and some other stuff out of

651
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: her garage. Okay, hold up, well, first of all, who

652
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: is you? Man? I sold a bike at somebody garage?

653
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is K? I don't know know

654
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: Ka dub this is this is KA dub Man. My auntie,

655
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: Miss Tindsley, little down the street from your mama, and

656
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: my auntie just got you telling me you the one

657
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: came away and took a bike and a tool box

658
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: or somebody that grew man. First of all, I don't

659
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: even know, no, damn, miss Tinsley. And second, Roy, I

660
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: don't steal your your auntie, Miss Tinsley, say I stole

661
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: somebody other. Put a point on the phone, man, put

662
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: your amy on the phone. I ain't stole nothing from nowhere.

663
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta she can't talk. My any can't talk

664
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: to you. Why she ain't talk? She said, I stole

665
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: so no, my ain't my auntique death. She signed language

666
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: me and told me that you do want stole stole

667
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: the bike, your auntie death. And she told you she

668
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 1: signed language you and said I stole the bike. Why

669
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: do you get my numble? Hold on? Hold on? Okay?

670
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: She said, quit all that damn lying you know, damn well,

671
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: you're the one that stole the bike. A man, hold on,

672
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: so your auntie it's cussing me. I threw you in

673
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: sign language. You're telling me that I just stole the

674
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: damn bike. Say man, first of all, I hell you

675
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: even get my number? Man? I got some number? The

676
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: street asked him from miss ain't your mama? Miss yeah,

677
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: miss my mama. Okay, well you look man, the people

678
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 1: down the street up, but then the news your number.

679
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: I told them I needed to talk to you soon

680
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: than I ain't. He told me that that you was

681
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 1: the one that stole the bike out to gard Now, look,

682
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to Can you can't kick kick that?

683
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: Can you sign? It was back to your ain't it? Yeah,

684
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: I was back to her. Tell her that I said,

685
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: I ain't stole no wife. How about that? Tell your

686
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: ain't I ain't stole no damn right right now, man,

687
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: grown man, I'm trying to tell her right now. Wait

688
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: a minute, Okay, hold on, she's saying something. She said, Yo,

689
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: black lying and you know, well you got that bike?

690
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: They look him man, you yo, ain'ty that street with

691
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: nobody on that street. It felt for my vama. I'm

692
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: a grown man, so I gotta steal a bike for

693
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: no deaf She must be dumb too, she deaf fan duff.

694
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: She's like, I sold some ya I don't even know,

695
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 1: y'all O you he ain't deafinitely dumb dude. Okay, my ain'tie,

696
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: don't novel lie. And if missus Tennsley say that that

697
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: that somebody took something, that dog she's telling the truth,

698
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: I ain't it. Gonna be lying and just to be lying?

699
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: Why she just gonna lie on you? Whych she gonna

700
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: get you out? Man? You know what, I don't know

701
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: what's going on, but I ain't got no reason to

702
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: steal no bike. Now I gotta car that ain't paid

703
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: for it. I got, I got a gone, man, I'm

704
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: trying to get custed in my fun. So I'm gonna

705
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: coming to somebody. Garad and still Mike as you cray it,

706
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: you're crazy this she is ain't get out of my

707
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: line with that. Hold on, hold on, hold on, my

708
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: ain't it talk what she saying? Wait a minute, man,

709
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what she's saying. You say that

710
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: black No damn well, he took that bike and he

711
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: better bring that damn bike. Looking. Man, I don't know

712
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: why you stood on my line. Man, I ain't took

713
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: no bike. Ain't he's lying? Do even si he? Do

714
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: you gonna tell you something? You're gonna respect my ain'ting? Hey, man,

715
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: you canna respect me? You call my phone with that?

716
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,959
Speaker 1: I mean you're trying to get money together? You calling

717
00:46:55,080 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: someone who? Aren't you all you? I don't know this is.

718
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: I don't know know who I'm gonna man. I'm K

719
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: dub everybody, No ka dub. I ain't never heard or

720
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: no more k dub on in my life. My mama's

721
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: been staying on for fifteen years. I ain't never heard

722
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: no K dub. I heard them, Miss Tensery I heard

723
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: by no death. Ladies, I ain't seen no bike. Get

724
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,959
Speaker 1: the off my line. Many man, she see you gonna

725
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: make me go down and steal something out of missus house.

726
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: If you don't bring that, then I'm bike back. Got

727
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: me bring somebody to my mama. And you want to

728
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: tell about my way over there? Playing somebody to my

729
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: by my house? My family is gonna be old for you.

730
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: That just ain't you. Guys whoever down that gave you

731
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: my number? Everybody you got me? Well, brow this up.

732
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: I that's true. Dum you come by my mama house.

733
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: You're back now stepping my mama. Glad you come by

734
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: my mama. Play you walk? You got me up. You're

735
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: gonna turn me to the dark side. Come on my

736
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: way right now. I don't know we still on the phone.

737
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: Or wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.

738
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: What you're saying, ain't I ain't say nobody scared of

739
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: your Oh, Craig, say tell yo death, ain't he to

740
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: bring up outside? And I would blet you she hid

741
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: him licks. I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be.

742
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: She's gonna be undeath to day. I bet she get

743
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: cured when she see me whooping youa man. Literally, I

744
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: ain't coming by myself home. The commy gonna be there

745
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: with me. Commy gonna help me. Whoop your who the

746
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: time Tommy, Tommy man nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey

747
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your mama, Miss Burreau. Ah,

748
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: that's right there, man, Mama, my mom would No. I

749
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: don't like nobody with him. Man, God, your mama, your mama,

750
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: My son loved me to dell. He don't let no,

751
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: he take care of me. He don't let nothing go

752
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: wrong with men't let nobody mess with me. He said.

753
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: All you got to do with that act like you're

754
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: gonna do something to his Momah. Man, well, I don't

755
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: see everything. I don't see it because like id man, guy,

756
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 1: I'm in the mirror. Sweet, I'm man for read y'all

757
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: did this the man? I just want to go. I

758
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: wasn't myself. Oh you tell my mama she wrong for

759
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: that too, dude. What's up Max? You? Whatever you do,

760
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: you have to change. Boy. You have to change you

761
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: just like me before you love your mama. Ain't man. Hey,

762
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is

763
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

764
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:25,240
Speaker 1: the land. Man without a doubt. Man to Steve Harvey

765
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show man, get you timing man without doubt. Hey,

766
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: man tell me Vera. I said, Hey, all right, I go.

767
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: I was gonna go drop off a little two out

768
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,439
Speaker 1: of dollars she wanted. She wanted to play games, though,

769
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: man don't like the one. Now, did I give it

770
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: to you? Yeah? I did that. You want to know

771
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: if I gave it to yourn because you know me,

772
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: I try to get it. I tried to get to you.

773
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: Let me tell you when it's gonna be given ticket,

774
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be given to you. Chicago, Illinois. Here we

775
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: come the United Center, Baby, Washington, d C. Here we

776
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 1: come Eagle Bank Arena and Atlanta GA State Farm Arena, Chicago.

777
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: You are on the thirtieth DC, you are on the first,

778
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: Atlanta GA, you are on the second. It's the New

779
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: Year's Comedy Live Fest. Tickets available at all ticket Master outlets.

780
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: Here is the lineup. Earthquake in the Building, Eddie griffind

781
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 1: in the Building, Cedric the Entertainer D. L. Hughley, hosted

782
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: by yours truly nephew Timmy once again shy Town. It

783
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: is December the thirtieth, watching DC January first, Atlanta, Georgia

784
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: January the second State Farm Arena, all ticket Master outlets

785
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: or you can go to the box office get yourselves

786
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: from tickets. It's gonna be a hell of a show.

787
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: Pickers don't say right no, yeah, I hope you come

788
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: hang out with you boy and atl Man. I hope

789
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: you back home by then January second slide. Man got

790
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: a couple of things of Judge shot jumping off that Tuesday.

791
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: So I gotta figure out, well, I gotta d I

792
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: gotta promote the show. Come to June. O. What's then?

793
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: What's gonna happen? I just want to go home right now, man,

794
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: So all right, I gotta go. Grandson BJ played basketball.

795
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 1: He playing basketball now. Yay, Tommy, I've told you earlier.

796
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: I went to the movies yesterday. So I was getting

797
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: some butter from my popcorn and I was standing next

798
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: to it was very tall lady. She was in the

799
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 1: catering business. So she was like, are you surely strawberry

800
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: like that? And I said yeah. She was like, what

801
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: we do is sit around when we were on our

802
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 1: break and talk about when somebody is gonna whoop nephew Tommy,

803
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: but overdose pranks, she said. She said, just like you

804
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: all say somebody's gonna get them one day, it's gonna

805
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: it's in the streets for real. Coming up the Strawberry Letter.

806
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: The subject today, I need more than hugging and hunting.

807
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: Will get into it right after this. You're listening to

808
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: the Stry Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter,

809
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice on sex, on relationships,

810
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: on dating, on work, on parenting, and more, please submit

811
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey, f M and klick.

812
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: Submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, we could be reading your letter

813
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one.

814
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: Here that Jay right here, right now, that's for you. Then, yes,

815
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: buckleve and hold on tight. We got it for you.

816
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subjects I

817
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: need more than hugging and hunching. Dear Stephen Shirley, I

818
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: am engaged to a sixty three year old man that

819
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: acts a lot older than he is. His thoughts on

820
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: sex and life in general shock me, and I need

821
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: some advice I'm only fifty nine years old and I

822
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: still enjoy sex, and I have tried to be patient

823
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: with my man. He thinks I'm a freak because I

824
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: try to initiate sex daily. He likes to grind and

825
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: do a lot of kissing, but we rarely go all

826
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: the way. I like to take care of him in

827
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: other ways, if you know what I mean, But when

828
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: it comes to me, he says that his mouth is

829
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: designed to eat food and nothing else. He won't even

830
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: kiss around it. I'm in love with this man and

831
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: I am looking forward to a lifetime with him, but

832
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: I am going to need sex often. He says demeaning

833
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: things to me when I try to get him to

834
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: be freaky with me, so I've stopped him from hunting

835
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: on me or rubbing on me. In the bedroom, I

836
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: just lie there and wait for him to go to

837
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: sleep so I can handle my business by myself. I

838
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 1: am letting you all know that I feel like cheating

839
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: on this guy, and I have my ex on standby

840
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: just in case. I have asked my man why he

841
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: proposed to me, and he said he loves me and

842
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: he wants to show me that there's a lot more

843
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: to a great marriage than just sex. It's not that

844
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: he can't perform, because he is always ready, he just

845
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: doesn't want to do the do So should I follow

846
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: my man's lead and stop pressuring him for sex? I'm

847
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: afraid he may never change his ways and I may

848
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,280
Speaker 1: end up in a sexless man marriage. I'm not getting

849
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: any younger. So should I marry him or move on

850
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: and find myself in a more compatible find myself a

851
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: more compatible mate. Yeah, I think you need to find

852
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:14,959
Speaker 1: yourself a more compatible mate. You and this guy don't

853
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: add up sexually, and you may end up in a

854
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: sexless marriage. The good thing about this is that you

855
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 1: know this before you're married. You you've found this out

856
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,959
Speaker 1: before you got married. Yeah, he may never change his ways,

857
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: and we as women always want the man to change.

858
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like he's going to change. And

859
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: you know he wants to show you. He's already told

860
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: you that a great marriage can mean more than just sex,

861
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: and that's not what you're looking for. That is not

862
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: what you're looking for, So be clear. All the red

863
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: flags are here. He's sixty three, you're fifty nine. You

864
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: try to initiate sex daily at fifty nine he's sixty three.

865
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: You said he acts a lot older. That's not gonna happen.

866
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: Listen and stop pressuring him. Please stop pressuring him. No

867
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: one wants to feel pressured. No one wants to be pressured.

868
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: I think if you, if you get with this man,

869
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: if you marry him, you'll be settling, and you shouldn't settle. Steve, Well, well, well,

870
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: I need more than hugging and hunching. She's engaged to

871
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 1: a sixty three ye old man and asks a lot

872
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: older than he is. Okay, his thoughts on sex in

873
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: life in general shock me, and I need some advice. Now.

874
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: She fifty nine years old, she still enjoys sex and

875
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: has tried to be patient with her man, and the

876
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: man thinks because she tries to initiate sex daily, she's

877
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: a freak. He likes to grind and do a lot

878
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: of kissing. Okay, that's good, that's folk play. But we

879
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 1: rarely go all the way folk with no payoff. It's

880
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 1: what we're talking about now. I get you all worked

881
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: up for no damn reason at all. I like to

882
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: take care of him in other ways, if you know

883
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: what I mean. No, we don't know what you mean.

884
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: You're fifty nine, gonna type it? Yeah, bro Hill, Yeah, yeah,

885
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: you know. I like to take care of him in

886
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: other words, if you know what I mean. Okay, what

887
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: what I like? Take care of him in other ways,

888
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. But when it comes

889
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:41,919
Speaker 1: to me, he says that, he said, when it comes

890
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 1: to me, he said, his mouth is designed to eat

891
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: food and nothing else. He won't even kiss around me. Wow,

892
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: she's pretty. Let's without saying it. She pretty much. I'm

893
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: gonna have some thoughts you might want to get out

894
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: of me, Lady, Dad, don't think you want my answers. Now,

895
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm in love with this man looking for a lifetime,

896
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: but I'm going to need some sex often, he says

897
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 1: the meaning things to me when I to try to

898
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: get it be freaking. So I just stopped him from

899
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: hunching on me and rubbing on me in the bedroom.

900
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: I just lay that way through and go sleeps like

901
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: hind of my business by myself. I'm letting y'all know

902
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: I feel like cheating on this guy. See he was

903
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: gonna Now this is what the letter really about. Y'all

904
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: got all that was a set up for this. Hell,

905
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm letting you all know right now, I feel like

906
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: cheating on this guy. This is what the letter is about.

907
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: We can't help you. We ain't got no suggestions for you.

908
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: We don't know what's wrong with him. Who the hell

909
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: like the hunch all this hard kissing and hunching. Why

910
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm letting y'all know. I feel like she know this

911
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 1: guy and I have my EX on stand by justin

912
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: k this relationship is over. You got your X on standby?

913
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: Why because he beat Jack Johnson? What because he the

914
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 1: dude and all? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking her

915
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: what the problem is. Yeah, all right, when I come back,

916
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the problem is. All right. We'll

917
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response coming up in twenty

918
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters subject I

919
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: need more than hugging and hunching. That's coming up right

920
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,

921
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. I need more than hugging

922
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: and hunching is gonna get to it? I need more

923
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: the hook in a hundred sixty three year old lady

924
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: man to this man act older than he is. His

925
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: thoughts on sex in life in general have shocked me.

926
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: I need some advice to grind and do a lot

927
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: of kissing, but we rarely, rarely go all the way.

928
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: I like to take care of him in other words,

929
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. When it comes to me,

930
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: he says his mouth is designed to eat food and

931
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: nothing else. He won't even kiss around it. Around it. Now,

932
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: let's think about this. He got a man that won't

933
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: have sex and go all the way, and you got

934
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: a man that won't even kiss around it. Okay, what's

935
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: wrong with it? Hell? Yeah, yeah, go ahead and see

936
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no, no, it's real. You't

937
00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: hit it. This is real. Here's a man that like

938
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: to kiss and hug and grind a lot. You take

939
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 1: care of many other words. In other words, if you

940
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But when it comes to me,

941
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: he says, his mouth is desily eat food or nothing.

942
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: He won't even kiss around it. What's wrong with it?

943
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: It was wrong with it. I'm not gonna because she Shelly, Shelly,

944
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: you listen to me. I'm he says the many things

945
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: to me when I try to be freaking No, I

946
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: want you to hear what I said. See Shelly, I'm

947
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. I just lie away for him

948
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 1: and go sleep, sing, handle my bears myself. I'm let

949
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: y'all know, I feel like cheating on this guy, and

950
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: I have my ex on stand by justin kse you

951
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 1: gotta ex Why is he your ex? Question? Yea, what

952
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: is wrong? Why does this? Yeah? It doesn't say she

953
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: keeps getting exes? No, it says she got X on

954
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: stand by. Everybody shoo him X. Well, what's wrong with it? Question?

955
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: Listen to me, sir. You listen to me, Listen to me,

956
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: but I don't hear listen to me. I love you

957
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: because you're not listening. I'm listening. I asked my man

958
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: why he proposed me, and he said he loves me

959
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: and he wants to show me that there's a lot

960
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: more to a great marriage than just sex. Now listen

961
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: to this line, Shirley. It's not that he can't perform

962
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: because he is always ready. He just don't want to

963
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: do the dude. So Shelly, this other stuff she doing

964
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: to him that lets her know he's always ready, but

965
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: he don't want to do the dude makes me ponder

966
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: the question, what's wrong with it? Something wrong with it?

967
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 1: You all are not gonna mart Yeah, her fault. I'm sorry.

968
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't say I don't see it. I'm

969
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: not saying this her fault. I'm just asking what's wrong

970
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: with it? I'm wrong with it? Couldn't be a problem,

971
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: there's nothing. He's a man that stayed ready all the time,

972
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: but he don't want to go all the way kissing

973
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: around it. He's a man that won't even kiss around it. Yeah,

974
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: what's wrong with now? I have some theories, albeit wrong theories,

975
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: because just because you are all agreed doesn't make you

976
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: all right. Okay, I'm not mad. I'm not mad when

977
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: more than one is gathered together my name, come on?

978
01:02:53,640 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: Come on? Oh yeah, a time a man, Shirley, yea

979
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:10,919
Speaker 1: something wrong with it? No? No, why Shirley? Why there's

980
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: something wrong with it? Always no, he's always ready, so

981
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: she don't want to go all the way and then

982
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: what she wants something else. He won't even kiss around

983
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: He's not into that. He's just not into that. You're

984
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: not into that? He's just not into it. He don't

985
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 1: want her to take her, He don't want her to

986
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: do that. What's wrong with it? He likes to kiss

987
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: and all that he's just not into that all. That's

988
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: what clothes on hunching anyway. But he into the other thing, Shirley,

989
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: he's into the other thing well, because most men are

990
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: when it's being done to them. Right, we all have

991
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 1: to agree with that. I'm not okay, thank you? Yeah?

992
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: Oh lord Jesus, Lord Jesus. We have all you guys,

993
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: We have all run up into world where rolls the

994
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: front door s? What is that? Definitely? Anyway, you can

995
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: post your comments if you agree with Steve and the

996
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 1: rest of uh, this elementary bunch we have in this room.

997
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: You don't have to agree with, I don't care. Just

998
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 1: type in us anyway. Or you can post your comments

999
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 1: on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram

1000
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: and Facebook. And don't forget to check out the Strawberry

1001
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: Letter podcast. You're listening show. All right, Jay, it's time

1002
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: now for comedy roulette. Here that go it. Take four something,

1003
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: put them on a wheel, spun the wheel with stop

1004
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: we do the damn thing? All right, here we go.

1005
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 1: Number one. I know what you're saying, but something in

1006
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: that story doesn't make sense. Here's another one. Do you

1007
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: ever have any good news? When you call ever number three,

1008
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 1: I ain't saying this house was nasty. But okay, number four,

1009
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: that's not what you said when they were out of

1010
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: the room. Okay, I'm just saying, all right, come on,

1011
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: cat te, word's gonna stop. Wait a minute. I stopped

1012
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,600
Speaker 1: at number three. I saying the house is nasty, but

1013
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: the house is nasty. But the rest stopped me at

1014
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:11,479
Speaker 1: that doesn't say dog, don't go in there your house

1015
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: or the house, the house, the house, the house. I

1016
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 1: ain't saying the house is nasty, but but I ain't

1017
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: saying the house is nasty. But look at at your

1018
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: off over there. I think it is, so he come

1019
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 1: out of out Hey man, look here. Um, I ain't

1020
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: really saying your house nasty, but do your dog always

1021
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: go right now, right down, dog? I mean it's it's

1022
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 1: it's just all of it, just sitting there. You ain't nasty.

1023
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 1: I I ain't. I ain't saying your house nast But

1024
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: when I was over there, I said do you smell that?

1025
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 1: And you said smell? What? Come on? Come on, come on,

1026
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: I saying your house fun. But I know good hair

1027
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 1: wear that smoller than corners. I don't dare well. I'm

1028
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 1: looking at the moment. Know I'm looking at that. Hey man,

1029
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: let me tell you something I'm not. I'm not saying

1030
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: your house nast, But why is your flies talking to me?

1031
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: Why are we having a conversation. I'm just saying I

1032
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 1: ain't got a good one. I can't tell how many

1033
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: times to hear that to pay good money for. But

1034
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 1: go run ahead, send the money. I ain't saying your

1035
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: house and nasty, but your carpet ain't supposed to be sticky. Okay,

1036
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, close it out. I ain't saying your

1037
01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: house nasty, but when your roaches come out the house,

1038
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: they death see each other off. All right, that's it

1039
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. Thank you guys, you're listening. All right,

1040
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:21,640
Speaker 1: It's time as promised for All I said was it's

1041
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,720
Speaker 1: very simple if you if you're in a relationship or

1042
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:29,840
Speaker 1: been in a relationship, there's things that you have said,

1043
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: just little statements. Next thing you know, you're a full

1044
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: blown argument, just just out of nowhere. Like all I

1045
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 1: said was all I said, well, what would I do

1046
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 1: with the money if I want a lottery m And

1047
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I said this, I say that.

1048
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,559
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden I'm we're in an argument.

1049
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: We're having a full argument. Oh make believe money. You

1050
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,600
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying right sounds I'm coming. You know

1051
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,439
Speaker 1: what I'm tilling. You've been the junior, Yeah, been there?

1052
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 1: Still in there something that you know. All I said was,

1053
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: you know, if I ever meet Beyance right, well, she

1054
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: knew the rest of the statement, and I meant it,

1055
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:20,640
Speaker 1: you know, I mean that's what I meant if I

1056
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 1: met Say, hey, you know he allowed me to date

1057
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: husband and all I see, you got what you want

1058
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: to know? What I said, John, All I said was

1059
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 1: my girlfriend husband be tripping. That's all I said, Jane,

1060
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:48,680
Speaker 1: my girlfriend husband be tripping. That's all I see. All right,

1061
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 1: I was on the phone the other day just you know,

1062
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 1: my girlfriend just talking. All I said was because it

1063
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,400
Speaker 1: was just the two of us. Yeah, I didn't know

1064
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 1: Necesto was in the house. All I said was Morgan

1065
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 1: Freeman could get you know, I don't even talk like that,

1066
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: but that was with my girls. You're talking, Oh, man,

1067
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: the argument that has I'm sorry, woman, you know I

1068
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 1: don't said so much. Just pick one up. You know.

1069
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,719
Speaker 1: All I said one time, well, you know she made

1070
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 1: me something. I just said, you know, when my mama

1071
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 1: baked it, she baked it different. Go do it? Yeah. Yeah,

1072
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: And when you talk about cooking and stuff like that,

1073
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 1: don't look over here at me. Okay, everybody glanced everybody,

1074
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:46,080
Speaker 1: whatever's food, we always look at you. I don't know why.

1075
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: I mean a little simple things. It started, you know,

1076
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:53,240
Speaker 1: like it. All I said was, if we weren't together

1077
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 1: x y Z one of your girlfriends, who did I

1078
01:10:55,920 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: get with? You know, that's all? We're back together. If

1079
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 1: we were together, I get well, you know you're dead.

1080
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 1: You hit weren't together? Yeah, you're dead. Man. You can't

1081
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,560
Speaker 1: really say nothing about their body, No, you can't. I

1082
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: didn't want I did. I said something one time, I said,

1083
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: why her dressed so tight? Like he was on my

1084
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:31,879
Speaker 1: damn right? Okay, okay, all I said, if she pregnant,

1085
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 1: it's a possibility. You know, I'm just if she spregnant, Wow,

1086
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: I can't you want to? Maybe it made me I

1087
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 1: had to give my car key statement. I walked in

1088
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 1: the room one time, she laying down on the bed

1089
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: trying to put the pants on. I said, that's how

1090
01:11:54,280 --> 01:12:07,599
Speaker 1: we got to do it. Now. We walked. We walked

1091
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:11,760
Speaker 1: into this restaurant one time. All I said, me and

1092
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:16,920
Speaker 1: my itches come here all the time, and then it

1093
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 1: helped it the gas. But brown you back again. I can't, No, nobody,

1094
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 1: I can't. Nor I said, I'm talking. I said to

1095
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:44,640
Speaker 1: what side you were now? Because I was gonna to

1096
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:57,759
Speaker 1: what side you were? God, you're listening show all right, Steven.

1097
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: It's time to check your voicemail. If you want to

1098
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,599
Speaker 1: leave Steve a message, you're just give a holiday greeting

1099
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,040
Speaker 1: to your loved one. Call us right now at eight

1100
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave a message. Okay,

1101
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 1: good morning. I just want to say Happy New Year

1102
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,240
Speaker 1: to you all. Happy holidays to you all. I listened

1103
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 1: to you all every morning. I'm listening to you all

1104
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:23,080
Speaker 1: right now. I tell y'all, y'all have my day going, dude,

1105
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: y'all we're having me rolling. We appreciate you, Steve and

1106
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 1: Tommy and Shirley, Carl and Junior appreciate you all. On

1107
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 1: call from Monroe, Louisiana. Thank you all so much. Keep

1108
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:37,760
Speaker 1: God first and everything second. Love you. Hey, good morning, Steve.

1109
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 1: Eva morning, So mon America guys wanted to stay out

1110
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 1: America open you guys, Enjoyian Christmas and Jordan Holiday. I

1111
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 1: listened Ira morning. Hello, Steve, this is Um. You need

1112
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: to Harris from Laurence, South Carolina. You want to say

1113
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 1: Happy New Year to you and your staff and continue

1114
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: keeping up the doing it and tell this time is

1115
01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 1: that we love him too. He see the of comedy.

1116
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 1: I would like to wish you and your family real

1117
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 1: family are happy. I'm blessed. Holiday is from Thomas from

1118
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:20,599
Speaker 1: the Dublin Gorgier Jelly Starbord. We love you, bye, good morning,

1119
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 1: and hitty New Year to the best morning show ever.

1120
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,280
Speaker 1: I'm just want to send a quick shadow from Texas

1121
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,720
Speaker 1: all the way to Nagara Falls, New York, wishing my

1122
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,600
Speaker 1: friends and family the best of the New Year's subcase

1123
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: you're listening to show, well, time now to ask the

1124
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 1: CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one is from

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01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:47,840
Speaker 1: Billy in Ohio. Steve, Billy right, but listen to this

1126
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: Billy Rights. I'm tied up in an affair with a

1127
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 1: woman that loves to have sex on the back seat

1128
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:58,760
Speaker 1: of her Chevy Tahoe. This past Sunday, I was at

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01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:01,600
Speaker 1: church with my wife and she pulled up to the

1130
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 1: church and texted me to come outside. I left church

1131
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 1: and went to the back seat of the tahoe. Afterwards,

1132
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 1: I nodded at the parking lot god guard, and uh,

1133
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: I went. When I'm back in church the next Sunday,

1134
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:21,519
Speaker 1: the security guard told me that my secret was safe

1135
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: with him. Should I trust him or not? First of all, dog?

1136
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: First of all? Should I trust him or not? Let's

1137
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:39,599
Speaker 1: start with you stupid? Please that dog. He's the security guard.

1138
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 1: If you had to climb in the back seat or

1139
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 1: y'all had to go into the back seat. Either way,

1140
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,120
Speaker 1: you went in the back door or you climbed over

1141
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 1: the seat, he saw it, and he tell you, a man,

1142
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,960
Speaker 1: your secret safe with me. Should I trust him? Okay,

1143
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 1: let's say you don't trust him? What's your next movie?

1144
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:02,240
Speaker 1: What hold? Hold, Let let me get you're gonna have

1145
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:09,800
Speaker 1: him killed? Dog? What the hell can you possibly do?

1146
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:14,320
Speaker 1: Can you trust him? Dog? You're stupid? Man. We ain't

1147
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,559
Speaker 1: asking that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could trust him. Why

1148
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 1: did you go out there and get in that card?

1149
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:22,880
Speaker 1: I can't get past that leaving at a church. Church.

1150
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 1: All right, billy, you're on your own, so says the cello.

1151
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:33,120
Speaker 1: All right, this one is from New Mommy in Monroe, Louisiana.

1152
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:35,320
Speaker 1: She says, I'm a twenty four year old mother of

1153
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:38,120
Speaker 1: a two year old boy, and I'm engaged to a

1154
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: man that is not my child's dad. He's planning to

1155
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,479
Speaker 1: adopt my son and he's already talking about how he's

1156
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 1: going to discipline him. My son is at the age

1157
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 1: where he says no to everything, and he thinks it's cute.

1158
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,640
Speaker 1: My fiance says it needs to stop now, and he

1159
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: needs something better than the swat on his butt that

1160
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,599
Speaker 1: I gave him. He says he needs a other strap

1161
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,840
Speaker 1: on his butt. But that's a bit harsh for a

1162
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: two year old. How can I defend my baby from this? Well,

1163
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: I think that's a little harsh for two years, and

1164
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:14,439
Speaker 1: I grew up getting spinks, but not at two. No, brother,

1165
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:18,519
Speaker 1: you need to pull up and you need to talk

1166
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,960
Speaker 1: to you, to you, to your future husband about it,

1167
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 1: because obviously he has no children. Anybody talking about striking

1168
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:31,360
Speaker 1: a baby at two, I'm just gonna say, you need more.

1169
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 1: You need a strap on a two yeard? Are you

1170
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,479
Speaker 1: kidding me? Now? You can traumatize this baby. You need

1171
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,560
Speaker 1: to sit down and have a talk with him. I

1172
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:41,519
Speaker 1: would suggest y'all probably need to go to some type

1173
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,559
Speaker 1: of counseling about child weary, because that's so many other

1174
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:47,559
Speaker 1: ways to raise children. Now, coming up at forty nine

1175
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,599
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, our last break of the day,

1176
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 1: and of course Steve Harvey will have some closing remarks

1177
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:59,439
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show. Here we are,

1178
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:02,120
Speaker 1: last break of the day, last break of the day,

1179
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,720
Speaker 1: with just one more thing, Steve, I'm glad for one,

1180
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:08,240
Speaker 1: I think we all are that your closing remarks are back. Yeah,

1181
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:12,639
Speaker 1: they're always inspirational. You always motivate us to do something. Really,

1182
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:16,720
Speaker 1: I was just now I don't want to sound you know,

1183
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 1: but anyway, what I was just asking God, what could

1184
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:24,760
Speaker 1: I do more? What could I do? And it was

1185
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,640
Speaker 1: just put on my heart to share more, you know,

1186
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 1: start takes a moment out at the beginning and the

1187
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:33,719
Speaker 1: close of the show and just try to encourage more people.

1188
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 1: You know, I've learned so much over the years. You know,

1189
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,960
Speaker 1: I've had a tough goal of it, as many of

1190
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:43,479
Speaker 1: you have. Mine, ain't my story animal richer are deeper

1191
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:45,560
Speaker 1: than nobody else's. So I just try to share the

1192
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 1: information that I've actually learned because I've learned a lot.

1193
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 1: And one of the things that I've learned is about

1194
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:58,280
Speaker 1: when to start. You know, whenever you come up with

1195
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 1: an idea or thought or move you want to make,

1196
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:06,680
Speaker 1: or something comes from your imagination. The thing that I

1197
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:14,639
Speaker 1: find that stops people oftentimes is when do I start? Now,

1198
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:20,280
Speaker 1: here's the thing with starting. What people do is they

1199
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 1: delay the start by overthinking it. And if you overthink something,

1200
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 1: guess what will eventually and you overexplain it to other

1201
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,200
Speaker 1: people Eventually the how it won't work, it's going to

1202
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:38,680
Speaker 1: come up. So you have this fabulous idea that you've

1203
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 1: thought of, right, and then you share it with some

1204
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: people and he said, man, I'm gonna go do this,

1205
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:45,200
Speaker 1: And you start talking it over and you start thinking

1206
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:47,479
Speaker 1: it through, and you share it with more people. The

1207
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 1: more people you share with, and the more people and

1208
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,640
Speaker 1: the more you think it through, you know what, you

1209
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 1: keep coming up with the mishaps, the things that can

1210
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:59,640
Speaker 1: go wrong, and you end up delaying the start. The

1211
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:02,799
Speaker 1: other the thing that happens is people try to line

1212
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:05,960
Speaker 1: all they ducks up in the row before they start

1213
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 1: so they can just go on and start knocking them down.

1214
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:14,360
Speaker 1: That's a mistake because that almost never ever happens. I

1215
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:18,120
Speaker 1: have yet to see any deal I've ever done, any

1216
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: project I've started go just the way I thought it

1217
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:25,040
Speaker 1: was gonna go. I have never seen that. I have

1218
01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:30,640
Speaker 1: yet to close a deal that just with smoothly, no wrinkles,

1219
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 1: no bumps, no nothing. I've never seen that. So when

1220
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 1: you're waiting to start and then that they say is hidden,

1221
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,799
Speaker 1: and you're waiting to start to get your ducks lined

1222
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 1: up in the row, you're delaying the process. You know

1223
01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:55,880
Speaker 1: when the best time to start is right now, because

1224
01:20:56,040 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 1: right now alleviates procrastination. If you wait on the ducks

1225
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 1: to get lined up in the role and you're listening

1226
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:07,960
Speaker 1: to the naysayers, procrastination has already set in and taken place,

1227
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:12,240
Speaker 1: and oftentimes it takes hold. So what I found is

1228
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:15,679
Speaker 1: when I come up with the idea, I start the process. Now,

1229
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:22,280
Speaker 1: I start the process. Now. Look, man, you can easily

1230
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:26,200
Speaker 1: do that. It's simple things. What stops people is you

1231
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:29,040
Speaker 1: try to figure out all the way through. You have

1232
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,280
Speaker 1: this goal that you got and you say, okay, I'm

1233
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:32,960
Speaker 1: gonna do this, then if I do that, then if

1234
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,599
Speaker 1: I do that, and then you get stuck because you go, well,

1235
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,920
Speaker 1: what happens after that, because you've never been in that

1236
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 1: area before, you've never gone down that road, so the

1237
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,840
Speaker 1: unknown strikes you. And then because you can't figure out

1238
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:46,639
Speaker 1: what you do when you get to the unknown, you stop.

1239
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: So now you couldn't line up all your ducks in

1240
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:52,400
Speaker 1: the role, so the process to success is delayed. Again.

1241
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:56,160
Speaker 1: Stop doing that to yourself, and y'all start now. Do

1242
01:21:56,320 --> 01:22:01,560
Speaker 1: it now. What you have to do next will be

1243
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,960
Speaker 1: shown to you. It'll your first step will lead you

1244
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 1: to the stats second step. Now, sometimes on your journey

1245
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:11,200
Speaker 1: you make a bad turn. You gotta make a U

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Speaker 1: turn and come back and cross over the other bridge

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Speaker 1: instead of going that way. But until you take one step,

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Speaker 1: you'll never know where the next turn is. If it's

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Speaker 1: a fark in the road, if it's a U turn,

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Speaker 1: if it's a been, if it's a valley, if it's

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Speaker 1: a mountain. You gotta start today. Stop delaying at everybody.

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Speaker 1: Whatever it is you want to do, start today. You

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Speaker 1: may be surprised that you can actually get yourself further

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Speaker 1: than you thought you could with nobody else's help. Now,

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Speaker 1: in order to be successful, you're gonna need somebody's help.

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Speaker 1: But to start, oftentimes you just need yourself, start the process.

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Speaker 1: God will show you the way. He really will. He

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Speaker 1: always has. I say this often to people. God will

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Speaker 1: get you through. For everybody's listening right now, Name one

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Speaker 1: thing that God hasn't gotten you through, and if He

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Speaker 1: hasn't gotten you through it, he's currently pulling you through

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Speaker 1: it right now. And you know how I know because

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the radio. How you listening to the radio.

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Speaker 1: It's because he's pulling you through something right now. He's

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Speaker 1: gotten you through all the other stuff, but he's pulling

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Speaker 1: you through right now. If you start the process, God

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Speaker 1: will pull you through. But you'll never know until you start. Start,

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Speaker 1: Start something great. Don't participate in no mess this year.

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Speaker 1: Stay out of mess. You know what mess is. Mess

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Speaker 1: looks like, it ain't right, it don't feel good, it

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Speaker 1: don't sound good. It's mess. Stay out of mess this year.

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Speaker 1: Remove yourself from messy situations so you can move in

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Speaker 1: the right direction. Start this year, man, make it happen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: start today. That's the best time. Thank y'all for listening.

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Speaker 1: Hope that helps you. Thank you all right? Thank you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's good. All right, tech us home. Well, y'all have

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Speaker 1: a great weekend, close your clothes, I have self. Good weekend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah we give him a pad. Yeah.

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