Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Am I boring you? Yes? Yawning, shivering. It's
Speaker 1: cold and I'm tired. It's not cold. I'm sweating.
Speaker 2: You were wearing a grandma sweater and I'm in a
Speaker 2: T shirt and we're both sweating. Who's messed up?
Speaker 1: This is my widow Cardigan. My husband brought it back
Speaker 1: from me from the war. Are you a love fool? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Is that a ninety song? I just forget.
Speaker 1: This is serial killers? Love me, love me, sir about you?
Speaker 1: I like that song. Fool me, fool me you.
Speaker 3: I don't care anything.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, everyone has tuned out. Actually it was
Speaker 2: a promotion back in the nineties for Z one hundred cool.
Speaker 2: We had Cardigans. We had Z one hundred Cardigans and
Speaker 2: I love that. Your phone, it doesn't matter who it is.
Speaker 2: Don't answer it. It's Nate fine. Put it on speaker,
Speaker 2: Put it on speaker, put it on speaker telling me
Speaker 2: he's on the show.
Speaker 1: Not yet. I should know in the next like day, Millennial,
Speaker 1: if you need me to, I don't mind.
Speaker 3: I'll take your call anyway. It's anytime.
Speaker 1: If you need me, then I'll go, no problem.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter that I'm recording a very successful podcast.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 3: I'll take your call whenever, no mute talking?
Speaker 1: Are you talking? You're buthen? I signed back. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: My job is getting the way of my hobby, of
Speaker 1: this serial job. This is not a hobby. God bless America.
Speaker 1: And where's my paycheck? Bitch? Oh welcome? Where's my change
Speaker 1: for the milk? What I gave you money for milk? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't have any change, so you spent twenty dollars
Speaker 1: I put it in the well.
Speaker 2: First of all, milk is very expensive in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's twenty dollars expensive? No, I cost four
Speaker 1: dollars for a half gallon? Okay, So where's my sixteen?
Speaker 2: It's crazy, I'm gonna believe it. And you're paying for
Speaker 2: the milk for the next six episodes?
Speaker 1: Is that cool? Hello?
Speaker 2: Hi, this is episode fifty four at this point. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've paid for every box of cereal.
Speaker 1: I pay for the services to put this podcast on
Speaker 1: the site. I'm sorry. What was it like?
Speaker 2: Five dollars a year, a year a month, liar, No
Speaker 2: show me receipts. I will happily show you the whatever
Speaker 2: you put.
Speaker 1: It on Elvis's credit card. No, I do you should?
Speaker 1: This is an Elvis Duran podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're so dumb and you buy all that coffee
Speaker 2: for him every morning and you pay for it.
Speaker 1: The matter with you? Now, that's different. That's a company card. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a company card expense. This is not a company
Speaker 1: card expense. I don't think he wants to bankroll us
Speaker 1: eating cereal. Yes he does.
Speaker 2: Elvis loves this podcast and he would do anything for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he said he wants us to beat Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: He has said that. Back to the point, Yes, where's
Speaker 1: my sixteen dollars.
Speaker 2: It's in my pocket, It's in the cereal pouch, and
Speaker 2: it's gonna buy milk for the next couple of shows.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, all right, cool, So welcome to episode fifty four.
Speaker 2: Cool, Welcome to Monday. Hope you had a nice weekend.
Speaker 2: I see Scary Jones lurking. Oh you're just cutting through. Hey, buddy,
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to interrupt what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: But David Brody is standing in the doorway having a
Speaker 4: conversation right now.
Speaker 1: And you want to bypass him. I want to bypass him.
Speaker 1: So I had no choice.
Speaker 2: Do the cut through plus we don't have any heavy cream.
Speaker 2: That'll be the next episode. We'll call you back in
Speaker 2: for my heavy cream. I want to eat cereal with
Speaker 2: heavy cream in it.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 2: My stomach is just turning thinking about it. All right, well,
Speaker 2: we'll get to some heavy cream and let.
Speaker 1: You know when it's coming up, or cool whip or large.
Speaker 1: I ate some Crisco and Cereal right now.
Speaker 2: I always see that green and white package in the
Speaker 2: in the dairy case of lard.
Speaker 1: Who buys that? And what's it for?
Speaker 3: Checks?
Speaker 1: And corn flakes and Crisco?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Andy, So last week I meant to say we
Speaker 2: got a little it well as they call it, it
Speaker 2: was a male packet. It came from China. Oh, and
Speaker 2: I didn't know what the hell was in it and
Speaker 2: I opened it up and I don't know who it's
Speaker 2: from still, but look, someone sent us a serial killer
Speaker 2: cereal sack.
Speaker 1: I love that it's a cereal sack. I love that
Speaker 1: it's like an actual cereal sat.
Speaker 2: The only thing is, though, I like our cereal sack
Speaker 2: because it's just a shop right bag, And it makes
Speaker 2: sound this is you can't hear it.
Speaker 1: So but I thank you very much for the bag.
Speaker 1: Inside the new cereals. Sid good idea. I think we'll
Speaker 1: do that. So here is me. You didn't even eat
Speaker 1: anything yet? I no. I had some honeynut checks before.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a favorite around here. By the way, Elvis
Speaker 2: was raving about it. Danielle likes it.
Speaker 1: It's delicious. I'm surprised that I only give it three
Speaker 1: balls in a spoon. Checks are great, the corn checks
Speaker 1: are great, The honey nut checks are great. Checks, checks, checks.
Speaker 2: I could have had some checks for this episode, but
Speaker 2: I decided not to pull them out.
Speaker 1: Well, big mistake.
Speaker 2: They'll be in fifty five. Okay, cool, So here we go.
Speaker 2: We're gonna start with a new box first this week. Great,
Speaker 2: you're just making the executive decision on that one.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Andy, would you like to go newer? Classic?
Speaker 1: Let's go new this week, Scotty, We're gonna go classic.
Speaker 1: So you're such an a hole, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: So this this cereal is from General Mills. It came
Speaker 2: out of twenty nineteen. There's many varieties of it. We've
Speaker 2: never actually had any of them before, which is really weird,
Speaker 2: I think. And I'm surprised because there's a box top brand.
Speaker 2: So I should have had the before. But for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: even though this was new, it was on special value
Speaker 2: clearance at the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that means they're getting rid of it,
Speaker 2: or if they're just making room for something else, or
Speaker 2: if it's not selling, But in any event, it's five
Speaker 2: or one strawberries and vanilla clusters.
Speaker 1: Can I just say we're eating the same cereal? Were
Speaker 1: you talking a week? It's the same, it's just different varieties.
Speaker 1: We had strawberry and vanilla like three boxes ago. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry what brand was that? Because no, we didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: excuse me, it's that special k root and yogurt clusters.
Speaker 1: No in back of it, No, that's core fuy. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've had this. You know nothing about cereal?
Speaker 2: So why don't you just let me lead the podcast
Speaker 2: and I'm going to do the Scotti shake on.
Speaker 1: It me the podcast. I knew it. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the time you knew. Nah, because you're stupid millennial. I
Speaker 1: never said you're stupid, Andrew, you're very smart. Has your
Speaker 1: fake allergy to strawberries? That's pygraated? Well I thought that
Speaker 1: was apples. You're making things up now, anything dehydrated irritates me.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of st rubberies in here, and I
Speaker 2: love it. They're not dehydrated.
Speaker 1: They're freeze druy. I hate that. It's disgusting. I don't
Speaker 1: like freeze dried.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 2: I don't see any clusters in here, very small vanilla clusters.
Speaker 2: Oh you got one in here? Okay, So let me
Speaker 2: go down to the fridge and go pick up the
Speaker 2: milk you just paid for.
Speaker 1: It's better to be the best tasting milk I've ever
Speaker 1: had in mind.
Speaker 2: The crappy Corner deli. And it expires in three days,
Speaker 2: and it's the newest one that they have, wonderful, and
Speaker 2: it's fat free Farmland milk. And it was sitting in
Speaker 2: a pool of water in the bottom of the refrigerator.
Speaker 2: But if I needed milk, so I had no choice.
Speaker 1: I hope it's clumpy when it comes out.
Speaker 2: Let's see, it smells all right. Usually if milk doesn't
Speaker 2: really smell, then it's fine.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: It always strikes me funny how you just came out.
Speaker 1: How you could say to somebody on the show that
Speaker 1: that milk is bad, or oh yeah, I saw it
Speaker 1: in a pool. I don't know if the milk is good,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is say something like that
Speaker 1: to somebody, and then everyone in the big studio will
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I don't feel good. It was definitely
Speaker 1: the serious and.
Speaker 2: Then they all come in and sniff the cap. However,
Speaker 2: but if you open milk and you sniff the cat,
Speaker 2: what's around there is like dried milks. That stuff smells
Speaker 2: like crap, So it's not necessarily the milk that's inside.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Fiber one, strawberry and vanilla clusters.
Speaker 1: These strawberries are too big big. I love it ready, one,
Speaker 1: two three, I mean good, but it tastes I don't
Speaker 1: like the flakes. I don't like the strawberry.
Speaker 2: These are not the same strawberries that are in the
Speaker 2: especial k red berries, that's for sure. Wait, did you
Speaker 2: have a vanilla cluster? The flakes are not good. It's
Speaker 2: because they're very fibrous.
Speaker 1: Oh god, the strawberry tastes like seltzer Seltzer. I see
Speaker 1: what you're saying. It's not the right fizzles. I get it,
Speaker 1: but that's not it. I don't like it. I understand.
Speaker 2: I give it two bowls ingredients, whole grain steel cut
Speaker 2: oats rice, then sugar corn brand vanilla cluster. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of different grains in here. I don't love the flakes.
Speaker 2: I really don't. Two bowls and a spoon from me.
Speaker 2: I do like fruit and cereal, and I think the
Speaker 2: strawberries are nice.
Speaker 1: They're a little bit this, ain't it? No? So sorry,
Speaker 1: Fiber one, try again that. Oh that was a bad strawberry.
Speaker 1: I don't like it, right, Can I see the box?
Speaker 1: That one tasted burnt. That was like a burnt berry.
Speaker 1: Stupid Fiber One. What are you doing? I don't like it,
Speaker 1: and I felt it needed to be put on the floor. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll just leave it there. Good. I'm gonna step
Speaker 1: on it later. Oh I broke the box.
Speaker 2: Thanks all right. So for this next one, we're gonna
Speaker 2: have let's just play this.
Speaker 1: Serial Killers listener request.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know how we had our little.
Speaker 1: Tweet what cereal incinerator Fiber one? I didn't get the
Speaker 1: sound effects? Oh wow, lazy gen x, I have to get.
Speaker 2: The sound effect. My apologies. Okay, I will find one
Speaker 2: for you anyway. So you know, we've been having the
Speaker 2: t shirt contest and listeners have actually been tweeting and
Speaker 2: emailing pictures of themselves with cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I have never had more people in
Speaker 1: my mentions. Isn't that crazy? Then? Since we started this podcast,
Speaker 1: it's the craziest thing. Every time I go on my Twitter,
Speaker 1: I have at least five notifications.
Speaker 2: So I have to say in the Special K episodes,
Speaker 2: I think was the last one or maybe the one
Speaker 2: before Liz, she's the one that recommended these cinnamon pecan
Speaker 2: Special K so I sent her a shirt and right
Speaker 2: here Alison tweeted us about this cereal going down to
Speaker 2: the suck Quaker oatmeal squares cinnamon crunchy.
Speaker 1: Oat I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 2: I don't know because it is okay. Well, no, it
Speaker 2: appears like shredded whe gutty.
Speaker 1: You say this other tab, I'm not looking forward to
Speaker 1: the cereal and then you have it and you say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's the best. Does that sound like someone?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that's you. Are you done to me? Am?
Speaker 1: I DONEO? I could keep going.
Speaker 2: Okay anyway, So there's cinnamon sticks all over the box,
Speaker 2: which leads me to believe it's very cinnamony.
Speaker 1: It is heart healthy with one whole grains. I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward to heart healthy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a different variety, and since Alison sent this picture,
Speaker 2: I went out and got this one. So Alison, congratulations.
Speaker 2: A shirt is on the way again, only large and
Speaker 2: extra large, so eat some more cereals so you can fit.
Speaker 1: Into it or use it as a nice sleep shirt.
Speaker 1: You can do that, but I want people to wear it.
Speaker 2: I want to be walking on the subway one day
Speaker 2: and see some slob sitting there in a serial killer shirt.
Speaker 1: See the thing is we need what some slob Our
Speaker 1: listeners are not slob, not our listener.
Speaker 2: I just want to see some guy like sleeping on
Speaker 2: a subway in a serial killer shirt do anything to
Speaker 2: be cool.
Speaker 1: I honestly have no idea what runs through your head. Okay,
Speaker 1: you confuse me on a daily basis.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, thank you, Allison. You're a wonderful listener of ours.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna dig in here. See it has the
Speaker 2: appearance of shredded wheat, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's I don't like that they have two cinnamon sticks
Speaker 1: on it because something's it scares me a little bit
Speaker 1: because I just think back to cinnamon life. Andrew.
Speaker 2: There's also pictures of blueberries on it. You know there's
Speaker 2: no blueberries in here.
Speaker 5: Wait, do you think those are the mascot? It could
Speaker 5: be because Quaker oats were mascot, was not the Quaker.
Speaker 5: I thought it was the blueberries. Did you know my
Speaker 5: dad was supposed to come dressed up as the Quaker too.
Speaker 5: We're waiting for you, dad.
Speaker 2: But back in the eighties, Wilford Brimley, our diabetes guy,
Speaker 2: was the spokesperson for Quaker oats.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? No, it's the right thing to do,
Speaker 1: That's what he used to say.
Speaker 2: He's just a miserable old man holdings it's the right
Speaker 2: thing to do.
Speaker 1: And that was it. I loove. That was a whole
Speaker 1: campaign here. Wolford Brimley is great, Like all right, so
Speaker 1: don't pour it in the damn bowl? Okay, but it
Speaker 1: sounds great in a boat. Oh yeah, Krick, this is
Speaker 1: going to taste exactly like Cinnamon Life. I have a feeling. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. Well, it is the same company. Life is
Speaker 1: also quick. Do you remember how did you like how
Speaker 1: I remembered we had cinnamon Life. No, well, you just
Speaker 1: looked back in the Cereal vault and you saw it.
Speaker 1: Mat No, I didn't. I remember how terrible that tasted,
Speaker 1: and I was excited because I thought.
Speaker 2: It was going to taste like do you know how
Speaker 2: many times that you dusted asked me, Eh, can we
Speaker 2: do this cereal?
Speaker 1: And like, dude, we did it three months ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when huh, when there's been one or two, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to go back and listen.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, you go back and listen, idiot.
Speaker 2: I'm sure one of our faithful listeners can let me
Speaker 2: know which one that was.
Speaker 1: Here we go. That is for you. This is for me.
Speaker 1: Although based off this, did you overload this? Try Quaker
Speaker 1: oat beverage? No, I don't want that too much?
Speaker 2: Ready, Yeah, one, two, three. It tastes like Cinnamon Life.
Speaker 2: It's crunchier, though.
Speaker 1: Not a cinnamony. I enjoy this. I'll give this three bowls.
Speaker 2: But it has the same cinnamon as Cinnamon Life because
Speaker 2: it's the same company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they didn't overload it with cinnamon like Cinnamon Life.
Speaker 2: I think after three or four spoonfuls of this, I
Speaker 2: would get the HUZ like, oh it's too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I don't love it like a good
Speaker 1: appetite suppressent.
Speaker 2: I'm going two bowls on it. Hello, David Brody, thanks
Speaker 2: for our spoon Man song. We didn't play it in
Speaker 2: this episode, but thanks for writing that.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I was going to ask you what the
Speaker 4: feedback was on it, but now you can't have any feedback.
Speaker 4: Ye haven't played it yet?
Speaker 2: Well, we played it last times. We played it on Friday.
Speaker 2: You did, Yeah, so there will be some feedback. We'll
Speaker 2: let you know when we get it because it hasn't
Speaker 2: are yet. Oh, and I say, oh, okay, I'll wait
Speaker 2: a minute. But by the time this has aired, it
Speaker 2: already aired.
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. Yeah, loved it. Oh.
Speaker 4: By the way, you know there's there's two versions. Did
Speaker 4: you pick the one you like better?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I picked the one I like bet Okay, I have
Speaker 2: the other one. I might interchange it from time.
Speaker 4: Right, and I sh'll see if people can guess the difference.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Welcome some special K chocolate special K on the way
Speaker 2: for you think it's fantastic.
Speaker 4: Also, does Andrew now get the song because you told me?
Speaker 4: Originally he thought it was a dumb idea.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even know what it is. He still thinks
Speaker 2: it's pearl jam.
Speaker 1: Well, same city zone even with him. He's such an
Speaker 1: idiot and I hate him Sound Garden, by the way,
Speaker 1: I knew it was Soundguarden. He's gonna say Lump.
Speaker 2: Lump lives alone and a buggy Marsh no serial killers.
Speaker 1: Bugs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew, Yes, it's a bonus bag.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh wait. Some of the best things we've
Speaker 1: had have come in bags aka scooters. So is this
Speaker 1: a multimeal special?
Speaker 2: You would think so because I said bag, but it
Speaker 2: is not. This brand first came around in the early
Speaker 2: two thousands.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It has since been sold to Kashi, so it is
Speaker 2: now under the Coshi umbrella.
Speaker 1: Okay, and Kashi is under the Kellogg's umbrella.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you knew that, but Kelloggs is
Speaker 2: like the parent company of Kashi. So it's a lot
Speaker 2: of umbrellas going on. Great, but I'm going to go
Speaker 2: down here.
Speaker 1: This is our bonus bag. It's gonna be some granola
Speaker 1: stuff it is. It's Bar Naked brand. Oh I love
Speaker 1: Bear Naked. Did you know? Tell me the guy? Now,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm you. I'm sure that this fact
Speaker 1: will be wrong, but go ahead, No, it's right yet,
Speaker 1: dumb idiot, he's getting angry at you. Now, the guy
Speaker 1: who made that was on Survivor. He lost really yeah,
Speaker 1: huh yeah people because people were like, oh, he's a millionaire.
Speaker 1: He made his own cereal and like sold it. Like,
Speaker 1: why would we ever want him to play the game?
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 2: I was looking for the song bar Naked by Sarah Michelle. No,
Speaker 2: but Jennifer love Hewitt, Jennifer love Hewett. Yeah, I love
Speaker 2: that song.
Speaker 1: Naked speaking the only person that actually liked Jennifer Love
Speaker 1: Hewitt's solo.
Speaker 2: Great, we're talking about Jennifer Love hewittt. So when Jennifer
Speaker 2: Love Hewett came up, she gave me a giant bear hug,
Speaker 2: hence bear naked, and I have.
Speaker 1: A picture, I swear, Shut up, Scott, seriously.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's why she wrote that song because she
Speaker 2: gave me a bear hug. And that's why the cereal
Speaker 2: is because it's bare naked granola. Anyway, So this is
Speaker 2: cacao and cashew butter, bare naked granola. Now, there was
Speaker 2: that time we were deciding whether not granola was cereal
Speaker 2: or not. But it is in the cereal aisle, and
Speaker 2: some granola does come in boxes. So we're gonna We're
Speaker 2: gonna do it hot cereal. No, I want to do
Speaker 2: hot dear. No, I told you, unless your dad comes
Speaker 2: in dressed like the Quakerman. We are not doing hot
Speaker 2: cereal because that is oatmeal, and you could do that
Speaker 2: with diamond.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: Actually, I'm allergic to oat.
Speaker 3: So of course you are.
Speaker 2: You know it's funny, I said to Andrew today, when
Speaker 2: this podcast is finally done and gone, and he leaves
Speaker 2: and moves on, and I'm just here by myself, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be the Diamond and Scotty Bee Serial Killers podcast.
Speaker 1: You won't be able to eat a damn thing.
Speaker 2: You'll just sit there and you go, oh, this box
Speaker 2: is pretty, and I'll say, yeah, it is five both.
Speaker 6: Breakfast like today at Whole Foods. No god, and I
Speaker 6: wait it was the breakfast hop bar. And then I
Speaker 6: waited twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: I have a question for the lunch, come on now.
Speaker 6: So I'm here with breakfast and lunch on here for
Speaker 6: the debt.
Speaker 1: And I just asked you a question. Yeah this box
Speaker 1: from Whole Foods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actual retail price well over twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: I bet how much was that.
Speaker 6: I'm all on a budget. I know how I'm doing how.
Speaker 1: Much was that? I don't know you're lying. I swear
Speaker 1: there's nothing from Whole Foods across seven.
Speaker 6: Dollars because I've bought two different things, so altogether it
Speaker 6: came up to what's seven plus seven? Like fourteen to
Speaker 6: fifteen dollars?
Speaker 1: So welcome to the Math podcast. Hey guys, two plus
Speaker 1: two equalschooloover. All right, bye bye diamond. We'll be going
Speaker 1: off track now. Uh oh, but burping into the microphone
Speaker 1: isn't off track? That will be cut out? No, no, won't, No,
Speaker 1: won't Scottie Burp, Scottie Burp, Scottie Burp. See nineteen's lead
Speaker 1: it because then people will be like, where'd you put
Speaker 1: the burp? I don't even know what you're saying. Oh,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna try and take this all out.
Speaker 2: Look at the cash, you know. Jeff the engineer says cashew.
Speaker 2: I know it's cashew. Yeah, And Elvis also says umbrella,
Speaker 2: and sometimes he says Halloween or Thanksgiving. They just put
Speaker 2: the emphasis on the wrong salable.
Speaker 1: As my teacher used to say, it's like cupone, don't
Speaker 1: even start.
Speaker 2: That's completely different. Those people don't even get me started
Speaker 2: on the coupon people.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't take cupon. Oh boy, you just got
Speaker 1: my blood boiling. Good.
Speaker 2: All right, So it looks like there's pumpkin seeds in here.
Speaker 2: There's little pieces of cacao and cashew's and cashew butter,
Speaker 2: so this should be delicious.
Speaker 1: There's a really funny sketch, not that you're even gonna
Speaker 1: appreciate this, and you'll probably just go uh huh and
Speaker 1: then just keep talking about cereal. There's a very funny
Speaker 1: sketch on a show called Portlandia where cacao is their
Speaker 1: safe word when they have sex, and so still be
Speaker 1: having sex, and then she'll go, cacao. It looks like
Speaker 1: there's some quen one here too. Great. I'm talking into
Speaker 1: a microphone. If no one listening, go no.
Speaker 2: First I smiled, and then I didn't. There's something in
Speaker 2: there that hit me. There's like a spice in there.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say that, Yeah, was it human? Oh?
Speaker 2: Its like as marry or something like a taraiaki taste.
Speaker 2: There's like rosemary in here. Yeah, hold on, what's up, puppita.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a pumpkin seed.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I don't like this at all
Speaker 1: like pine nuts or something. Oh my god, we throw up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it starts off great marry. Wait there's ginger and a
Speaker 1: hinger is what I was thinking. I'm sorry, but if
Speaker 1: your name is Rosemary, I don't like you. Can we
Speaker 1: also just talk about this? That's a whole cashew nut.
Speaker 1: I could choke on that. No, I like you.
Speaker 2: If your name is Rosemary, I just hate rosemary so much.
Speaker 2: I can't even This is so disgusting to me. The
Speaker 2: cashews are good, hold on whole grain oats, semi sweet chocolate,
Speaker 2: semi sweet chocolate, kind of invert cane syrup, which means
Speaker 2: they turn it inside out.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Rice crisps, cashew butter, expeller pressed sunflower oil.
Speaker 1: That's the second time we've seen that. What is that?
Speaker 2: Cashews, pepitas, whole oat flour, brown rice syrup, cane sugar,
Speaker 2: sea salt, ginger, rosemary extract. No, no, and no, I
Speaker 2: don't care if it's fair trade, I ain't eating that.
Speaker 1: I yeah, okay, Can we also do an episode where
Speaker 1: we just talk about fair trade? Because like, wait, why
Speaker 1: does this say approved by bears on it?
Speaker 2: There's like a stamp on the back. This as approved
Speaker 2: by bears.
Speaker 1: Because they actually their test group is bears.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, black ones are polar uh polar Okay, well
Speaker 2: you know different test audiences.
Speaker 1: This tested very well with the black bears, not so
Speaker 1: much polar. I got.
Speaker 2: So they put it in a cooler and the bear
Speaker 2: breaks it out, and whoever breaks open it first, I
Speaker 2: got you. Okay, even the barcodes a bear.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Get off your phone and look at
Speaker 1: the bear.
Speaker 2: Hey, Andrew, look at the Bear's a the bar.
Speaker 1: It's a bear code. Shut up. But it's genius.
Speaker 2: I give it a ball in a spoon because I
Speaker 2: just can't deal with the rosemary or the ginger. It
Speaker 2: doesn't belong in cereal.
Speaker 1: No, who puts ginger in cereal? No? Someone who clearly
Speaker 1: los survivor tree huggers, someone who lost survivor. Yeah, ginger
Speaker 1: and cereal not into it. I give it. This is
Speaker 1: hard because, to be honest with you, I kept poking
Speaker 1: around the ball and finding things I like, but together
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. So I'm gonna give this two bowls.
Speaker 2: I can't even go in there and pick out the
Speaker 2: Cashew's and the coke. Did you just see that shoot out.
Speaker 1: Of my mouth? My tongue is getting a little itchy
Speaker 1: because it's all.
Speaker 2: It's infused with the rosemary and the ginger, and I
Speaker 2: just can't take it anyway.
Speaker 1: You like Rosemary separately? Did you listen to any of
Speaker 1: this when I talked? Or No? Well, you remember when
Speaker 1: I was talking before you were talking, Oh look it's
Speaker 1: a bar code. No, you were on your phone, you
Speaker 1: know what. No. No, because before I told the story
Speaker 1: about a show I liked, and I even said it
Speaker 1: in there that I was like, oh, yeah, you're probably
Speaker 1: not listening to this, and you're just gonna go yep,
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to episode four. That's what you need.
Speaker 1: Serial Killers can get me back on this podcast because
Speaker 1: I want to know what she like. Does she smack
Speaker 1: you upside your head? Sometimes you have a great week,
Speaker 1: Sometimes she does enjoy your week. We'll see you on Friday.
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Speaker 2: Tweet us with some cereals that you'd like us to review,
Speaker 2: and if we do, we'll send you a T shirt,
Speaker 2: but you have to be in the picture.
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Speaker 2: Hole always that the one that took over for andrews
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Speaker 2: we're everywhere except the one that we got kicked off of,
Speaker 2: and that was Andrews.
Speaker 1: So scott'sanahole dot com. Make sure you check it out,
Speaker 1: like and subscribe. You know, somebody's totally gonna buy that
Speaker 1: now good. I hope they do. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I hope I will send you. Just send me an
Speaker 1: email and guess what I'll give, send you a picture
Speaker 1: of Scott's face. You're delirious. Yeah, listen to you. I'm
Speaker 1: filled with rage. It's the freakin' Rosemary. He's going to
Speaker 1: your brain. You know, it's a true thing.
Speaker 2: Until we see you on Friday. Thanks for listening. And crunch, crumb, crunch,
Speaker 2: that's how we get out of here. You know, I
Speaker 2: don't know how to say crunch obviously not Oh you
Speaker 2: missed your queue.
Speaker 1: Oh I missed my cue Millennial one two three, Crunch,
Speaker 1: Now you missed your que a whole bye,