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Speaker 1: open a ticket tree, open a bodega in the Bronx,

421
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Speaker 1: like where I used to hang out. Okay, the millions

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Speaker 1: to win maybe a million, yes, I like that. That's okay.

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Speaker 1: That's a season five of The Crown. Everybody. All ten

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Speaker 1: episodes up on Netflix. I'm surprised Elvis and the Nate

425
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Speaker 1: are even here today. Rihanna's new Fashion show, Volume four

426
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Speaker 1: is on Amazon Prime today. You've got the fifty sixth

427
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Speaker 1: Annual SEEMA Awards going down tonight with Luke Brian and

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Speaker 1: Peyton Manning hosting. The Mass Singer is going to give

429
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Speaker 1: you a tribute to Leslie Jordan tonight and Save our

430
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Speaker 1: Squad with David Beckham. That is out today as well.

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Speaker 1: He is helping East London football team. So that's pretty

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Speaker 1: interesting and that is my Daniel to a right. I

433
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Speaker 1: need to I need to show off my new sweatshirt

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Speaker 1: with the Santa Claus Penis is that Gandhi gave me.

435
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Speaker 1: We'll take a photo. We'll post that. People are asking,

436
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Speaker 1: they want they're curious, they want to know where's the

437
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Speaker 1: link to go to that? Also, what are we doing?

438
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Speaker 1: I'm want to play a game or do trivia or

439
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Speaker 1: something something different? What do we have this different? Names?

440
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Speaker 1: Will whip something up for you. All right, we're gonna

441
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Speaker 1: whip up something. We just have someone call and without

442
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: knowing what they're calling for, sure, call now for something?

443
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Speaker 1: What scary? Can we play? Make me laugh? Well? We

444
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Speaker 1: make they have to make the show left. Well, I'll

445
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Speaker 1: tell you what that could be one of the possibilities. Okay,

446
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Speaker 1: called now one eight hundred two four two zero one

447
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Speaker 1: hundred Elvis, I am talk Danielle. I'm sorry that sucked

448
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Speaker 1: up is actually a whales Wiener. Friday, guys must have

449
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Speaker 1: crazy sex starting your day? Scary? Did you know you're

450
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Speaker 1: a whales Wiener? Elvis Duran in the morning show Right

451
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Speaker 1: now at Wendy's, enjoyed that three dollars breakfast deal. Choose

452
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Speaker 1: between the bacon or sausage, egg and Swiss croissant and

453
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Speaker 1: get a small seasoned potatoes for just three dollars. Because

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Speaker 1: behind every great Wendy's deal is an even greater breakfast

455
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Speaker 1: limited time only at participating US Wendy's during breakfast hours

456
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Speaker 1: is Elvis d ran in the Morning Show, So excited

457
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Speaker 1: Joe Koy coming in? When's he gonna be in? When's

458
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Speaker 1: he gonna be in? In a ninety minute? You know,

459
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Speaker 1: one of my favorite things in one of his shows

460
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Speaker 1: on Netflix, And someone actually pointed it out on text messages.

461
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Speaker 1: They love his recipe for white rice. Oh, he's right,

462
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Speaker 1: there's a way to make white rice. There is a

463
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Speaker 1: way to make it, and his recipes fabulous. We'll get

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Speaker 1: him give us his white rice resume. I hope it's

465
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Speaker 1: a sticky recipe. That's the best Stinky's This is white rice. Yeah,

466
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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to maybe talk about the

467
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Speaker 1: ghosts in the sleep at yet that is a great Yeah,

468
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Speaker 1: that's a great bit too. By the way, I just

469
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Speaker 1: posted a photo of the incredible Christmas gift I received

470
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Speaker 1: from Gandhi, the Santa Claus well, the Santa Claus Penis sweatshirt.

471
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Speaker 1: So that's on Instagram at Elvis Durant. You enjoyed it.

472
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Speaker 1: I still enjoy But everyone has comment like like that one.

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Speaker 1: They don't look like that as it stop. It's just

474
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Speaker 1: everybody moving on, moving on, moving on. Let's just play.

475
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Speaker 1: Do we have the password music? How can you dance

476
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Speaker 1: where the password theme song comes on? Good morning Fabiana?

477
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Speaker 1: How we're doing very well? How are you? Oh? You

478
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Speaker 1: could believe my day? So I'm very happy. Now do

479
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 1: you have a blanket over your head? It sounds are

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Speaker 1: you speaking into the phone? It sounds kind of muffled.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, is it better? No? Okay, well are you

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Speaker 1: on speaker? No, I'm not one. Okay, well, okay, hit

483
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Speaker 1: the music again. It's now now time for muffled password?

484
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Speaker 1: Is this Charlie Brown's teacher? I'm sorry? Did you say

485
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Speaker 1: I can't hear? We're gonna make this work? No, no, no,

486
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Speaker 1: no no, We're gonna make this work no matter what.

487
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Speaker 1: Finbi on. Okay, thank you. This is like the best

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Speaker 1: morning ever. And you guys can't hear me. But a

489
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Speaker 1: week we can. We can sort of make out what

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Speaker 1: some of the consonants and vowels and we'll put them

491
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Speaker 1: together on her own and uh so, I mean we'll

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Speaker 1: figure out you know what you're saying. Okay, there she is.

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Speaker 1: I am an infant teacher. So that's kind of an

494
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Speaker 1: infant teacher, so you don't sound that young. All right,

495
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Speaker 1: here we go. This is password. Here's how we play password.

496
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Speaker 1: Scary is gonna pick up the phone and make this

497
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Speaker 1: obscene noise in your ear while we give the rest

498
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Speaker 1: of the world your password. And then with one word close,

499
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Speaker 1: the masters of the English language here in the room

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Speaker 1: will will get you to guess the password. And when

501
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Speaker 1: you guess password, do you win? Glamorous things? Perfect? Perfect?

502
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: See she's a perfect but she said perfect. Okay, good,

503
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: all right, Well hold on, Fabiana, it's now time for

504
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Speaker 1: the first password. You guys ready, yes, make that noise

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Speaker 1: Scary so she can't hear us. Eighteen okay, okay, make

506
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Speaker 1: that noise. Yeah, uh okay, I'll do it. Okay, you got.

507
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 1: Scary is gonna make the noise she cannot hear us.

508
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 1: Let's just let him do that for a while. All

509
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Speaker 1: the password is jiggle, um, the password is jiggle. All right,

510
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: it's great, thank you? All right, there you go. All right,

511
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Speaker 1: you didn't hear us do the password? Did you? No?

512
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: I heard it took you heard a word turkey. Maybe

513
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Speaker 1: it's just me. Maybe my ears are full of wax.

514
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: All right, it's time for those one word clues. You

515
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Speaker 1: all know the word now for Fabiana. We'll start with you, Gandhi.

516
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Speaker 1: What is your one word clue? Jello? That was mine too,

517
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Speaker 1: Sorry guys, sorry, sorry, the clue is jello. M hm.

518
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Speaker 1: I yeah, Why does Bill Cosby come into my head?

519
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Speaker 1: It's horrible? Don't cause me is not the answer? Okay,

520
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: all right, okay, well no, no, we've eliminated Bill Cosby

521
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Speaker 1: as the password. Alright, Froggy, what is your one word

522
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Speaker 1: clue for Fabiana? Booties? So so far the clues have

523
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: been jello and booties. I'm still coming up with Bill Cosby. Um,

524
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Speaker 1: oh my god, uh huh god, I heard something else?

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Speaker 1: All right, No, no, what word? Twerking? No? Okay, well

526
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Speaker 1: you're getting close though, Daniel, what is your one word

527
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Speaker 1: clue for Fabiana? Wiggle? Let's put it together. It's jello

528
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: and twerking. No what it's jello and wiggle and booty?

529
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh and booty? So one said, someone said, tworking. Okay,

530
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Speaker 1: what's not working? Go ahead? But Daniels was wiggle, hiello

531
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Speaker 1: and wiggle? I'm what have you said it this way? Wiggle?

532
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: There you go, all right, all right, let's getting challenge you.

533
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: So what are the words again? Wiggle, booty, jello? Right,

534
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: and we know it's not tworking. Okay, so what's your

535
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Speaker 1: one word clue? There's any helping her? Here are you

536
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Speaker 1: trying to do? Number two? Um? All right, I'm just

537
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Speaker 1: gonna continue. The only thing I really can think of wriggle,

538
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: So you'd wriggle? Yeah, it's I think it's a word.

539
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: It is jiggle. That's a hard one. I love the

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Speaker 1: password days. All right, okay, okay, let's let's do another one.

541
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Speaker 1: Here we go. All right, I'm sorry, Yeah, I can

542
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: hear you. Just fine. You sound so crystal clear. All right,

543
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: we're about to give one more. We're gonna faby on it.

544
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: One more scary if you would pick up make some

545
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Speaker 1: noise in her ear. Here you go. The password is bomb.

546
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: The password is bomb with a book ball. All right,

547
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: thank you, scaring stupid? All right, everyone knows the password

548
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: one word clues. We'll start with you, scary. Oh okay, um, okay,

549
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: all right, she didn't understand, okay, trying smoke smoke mm hmm.

550
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. What was your guess? I'm sorry,

551
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: cigarette Philip, I'm not hearing anything, all right, cigarette No, no, no,

552
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: no cigarette all right. Fabiana's next one word clue uh

553
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: gandhi um okay, so scary smoke gong? Did you say

554
00:32:46,840 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: dong gong like gong gong smoke gong? Come on, Minny Froggy,

555
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: what is your one word clue? Weed we um? That's right,

556
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: the password was bomb. This is a much more fun

557
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: with than they play on TV. Yeah, you could have

558
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: said pipe, could have said it. Or if your sound

559
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: effects like scary, you can be that could be a

560
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Speaker 1: lot of congratulations. What does Fabianas got a fifty dollars

561
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Speaker 1: Wendy's gift card, So when you drive through Wendy's with

562
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Speaker 1: your fifty dollars gift card, make sure you order the

563
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Speaker 1: war what than? Well, thank you and thank you for

564
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Speaker 1: listening to us, your fabulous hold on, fabulous Fabiana. There

565
00:33:54,520 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: you go. Password with a five ulous passport orchestra. We

566
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Speaker 1: do have a free crap phone tap all the way.

567
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: This is the hokiest show. We do the dumbest crap

568
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: on this show. Why because so fine? All right, that

569
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Speaker 1: and more on the way right now, three things from Gandhi.

570
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: We're about to get into those in just a second,

571
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: and now we do Gandhi. So much going on in

572
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: the world. Where where do you start? Let's start with elections,

573
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: midterm elections where women are making history. In Massachusetts, Democratic

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Speaker 1: Attorney General Mara Healey is going to be the first

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Speaker 1: woman elected governor and the first lesbian to lead a

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Speaker 1: US state. She along with her running mate, are also

577
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Speaker 1: one of the first all female governor tickets to be

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00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: elected in US history. That honor is now shared with

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Speaker 1: Arkansas Republican governor candidate Sarah Hugabee Sanders and her running mate,

580
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 1: who are also elected. Tuesday. In New York, Governor hokel

581
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: became the first woman elected to office. The former lieutenant

582
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Speaker 1: governor took office last year after Andrew Cuomo resigned. Leez

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Speaker 1: Elden is not conceding just yet. Sadly, one person is

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00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: dead and two people are missing after raging floodwaters swept

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00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: through an LA suburb. The Ontario Fire Department says several

586
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: people were swept downstream by swift moving currents after heavy

587
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: rains hit the area Tuesday morning. KTLA says initially six

588
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: people were swept away in a flooded wash just before

589
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: ten am three were rescued, one body was pulled on shore.

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00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: Two people remain missing. And finally, if you're into some

591
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 1: interesting things and have a lot of money, a dinosaur

592
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: skull is being auctioned off in New York City next month.

593
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: The t rex skull has been named Maximus. It's expected

594
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: to get up to fifteen million bucks according to Sotheby's.

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00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 1: The two hundred pound skull is part of a skeleton

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00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 1: that was discovered in South Dakota. The auction for Maximus

597
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: is set for December ninth. And those are your three things.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, gye. What's up? Guys? What's up? This is

599
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Speaker 1: Fee and Patrick. Hey, this is Stemu LaVar with Elvis

600
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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. Duran in the Morning Show.

601
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: So who in your circle is the worst damn driver

602
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: known to many? And then Daniel's number two? Yeah, so

603
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: I mean Diamond come here. So yesterday we're supposed to

604
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: meet for lunch and it got all twisted because anyway

605
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: things happening. We lost our table at Odeon. It's a

606
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: long story. It's okay, we'll find out the restaurants. We're good.

607
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: We're gonna be okay. But anyways, so Odeon is only

608
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: like three blocks from where we are. Ye. But Scary

609
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: insists on getting in his car and driving, yes, and

610
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: then finding into the parking space. My point is why

611
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: don't you walk? Well, I'll tell you why, because then

612
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: when we're done at the restaurant, I can get a

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00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: quick getaway and head home. It's three blocks, it's three

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Speaker 1: blocks plus. I only will brought a hoodie with me yesterday,

615
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a jacket, heavy jacket. It was cold,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I wanted to drive. So what makes it

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Speaker 1: worse is Scary says, well, I would have meet you there.

618
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna drive, and then all these people are like,

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Speaker 1: who will ride with you? Oh? Yeah, Gandhi said that yesterday.

620
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Speaker 1: I go, please, don't tell me you're getting in that car.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely yesterday I said, I'll get in that car. It's cold,

622
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: diamond too. Yep, you are feeding the beast. Okay, so

623
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: doing it anyway. Nate and I walked to Odeon with Ali,

624
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Speaker 1: and then you three took the car three blocks to

625
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: find them yea. And of course you weren't there for

626
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: a while because you couldn't find a park circling. It's

627
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: New York City parking We've always talked about how Scary's

628
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 1: driving is the most god awful driving in the world. Yeah,

629
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: it is terrible. So Diamond finally got to see that yesterday.

630
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm not happy about it, but it was an experience,

631
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: you know, Scary. I think I don't want to talk

632
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: too much crap about you because you were nice enough

633
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: to give me a ride, right, And I was really

634
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: to say that it was cold yesterday. The wind was whipping.

635
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: Loved it, but the wind wasn't the only thing whipping.

636
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: Scary was. And I I'm pretty sure that my neck

637
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: is a little tight this morning because of the way

638
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: that my head was going back and forth, back and forth. Yes,

639
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: pretty drives like they actually Scary actually puts his left

640
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: foot on the brake and his right foot on the gap.

641
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: Has to be shift and Froggy is like the expert

642
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: driver on our show. If you are ever with someone

643
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: who was driving with their left foot on the brake

644
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 1: and their right foot on the gas, wouldn't you just

645
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: want to take a hostage? I would want to take

646
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: a hostage. However, it is Scary's car, and when you

647
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: get into his car you are susceptible to how he drives. Yeah,

648
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: I would, Scary. I would unlock the driver door, get

649
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: in and drive away. Well, you can be susceptible for

650
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: however he drives, but he has to be susceptible for

651
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: us making fun of his bad driving. After that, don't

652
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: let him into right, Well, he won't have to worry

653
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: about me being in and again unless it's like two degrees.

654
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: I mean, just like, you can't get in that car

655
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: if you're if you have an empty stomach. Like honestly,

656
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: if you're in there there early in the morning, you're

657
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: whipping around. By the time you get here in the morning,

658
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna draw up. You know. It literally said, how

659
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: do you guys do this in the morning? How are

660
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: you okay when you come in? This explains a lot

661
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: about all three of you. Yeah, I feel bad for you, Scary,

662
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: because you're nice enough to do all these things for everybody.

663
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: Take them here and bring them here, take them three

664
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: blocks to the complained, don't get in the car then, okay, Okay.

665
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: By my point, I'm not trying to say that Scary

666
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: needs to be a better driver. I'm just saying we

667
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: all vote that he is the worst driver. That's all

668
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: this is. Can I have a rebuttle here you can.

669
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm saying, okay, because of where I'm I personally, I'm

670
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: not saying where he blames me, don't do it, don't

671
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: do it. This is where he says it's because of

672
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: my upbringing in Brooklyn that I'm a bad driver. I

673
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: grew up in an area of Brooklyn where you had

674
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: to be assertive to get parking spaces. Now this is Manhattan.

675
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: All the bike racks and all the food sheds are

676
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: taking up any spot that maybe left, and all the

677
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: construction people are out there. So we're driving faster. Is

678
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: gonna open up more spaces. I don't understand the talking

679
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 1: about the herky jerkiness of the phone reverse, because I'm like, no, no,

680
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: it's hurkey jerky. I have now. Okay, So you'll be

681
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: driving ninety miles an hour down whatever avenue and then

682
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: you'll see a little slot between two cars. You'll go diverse,

683
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: and then you look, oh there's a fire hydrant. Then forward.

684
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: But that's talent, seeing both talent. Daniel, you would puke everywhere.

685
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: If you were his car, you would puke, and you

686
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: would change your tune so fast. And here's the thing,

687
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 1: You're right. It is so nice that you take us places.

688
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: It is you just have to prepare yourself. Maybe we're

689
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: a neck brace. I'm not even kidding. There was a

690
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: moment I was sitting in the front seat he did

691
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: the r and I felt this on the back of

692
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: the seat because it was time of body, I thought.

693
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: And then it was not like standing anytime. All right,

694
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: So Modimiz, you are a very sweet person, a very

695
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: kind soul for taking people three blocks It ended up

696
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: being like twenty trying to find that parking spot. Well,

697
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: then we had to leave. We had to leave oot

698
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: On because we got kicked off our table. We're gonna

699
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: go find. We gonna find under the rest. You know,

700
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: it was just a day. It was just one thing

701
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: you weren't complaining about was the warmth of my car.

702
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: It was great that your car was warm because of

703
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: the friction of bodies bumping against the walls and the ceiling.

704
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: What mate, what I agree with Froggy and Danielle. If

705
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 1: you guys don't like it, then you're missing the point. Yeah,

706
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: I get the point. I get the point. But we

707
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: would get a free route somewhere. What's the point You

708
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: don't complain at all? Like you don't say a word.

709
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: You're like, all right, I guess what. I didn't get

710
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: a free rider. I'm not I'm not riding with them. Okay,

711
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: let me think about let's talk about this. If it

712
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: was a city bus you were on and it was

713
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: a herky jerky ride, would you go to the driver

714
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: and say, hey, you know you really need to figure

715
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: this out? Absolutely, I've done it before. No. Absolutely not. Hey,

716
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 1: it's called a review. People leave reviews on everything. Okay, okay,

717
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: alper driver, were you leave him? I think this is

718
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: hilarious because I know Danielle would bitch up a storm

719
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: if she was in that car. Roggy, no, Froggy would

720
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: have a heart attack. Though, if he was giving me

721
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: a ride and then it was a favor, I would

722
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: shut my mouth and take the ride. Think I would

723
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: say I'm not taking the ride. I'm telling I know,

724
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: but we're not. We're not on a ride at Universal.

725
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: Students don't get in the car. That's why I don't

726
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: ye ride. It's three bucks, first of all. Second of all,

727
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: don't want to ride. Third, he's being very kind in

728
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: taking you know all, I'm saying he's the worst driver,

729
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: that's all. I'm saying you can you can know for

730
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: a full fact that he's the worst driver, but you're

731
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: still going to get in that car with point to point. Yes,

732
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: shut up, that's not a question. It's still an opinion.

733
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 1: It's not a fact that I'm the worst driver. I

734
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: think it's a fact. It's a fact. Yeah, I have

735
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: a perfect, a nice record. Knock on for Michael. Okay,

736
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: so the question is is who in your group is

737
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 1: the most god awful driver? Have this conversation. I think

738
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: that if he got into the spot the way he

739
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: says he did, I would be like, dude, that is

740
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: impressive because that you're right in New York City. Unfortunately,

741
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: sometimes this is how you gotta drive. It's crazy. I've

742
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: seem scary parallel park. I mean, he is a little

743
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: hurky jerky, but boy does he get that thing in

744
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: there with inches to spare. Parallel parking hurkey jerky is

745
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: one thing, but driving down a straight road hurkey jerky

746
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: is a completely different story. There doesn't no need for it. Okay.

747
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 1: The second worst driver, of course Danielle because of her record.

748
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: But you guys don't even know my record. You don't

749
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: have my jump poop heads. The third language. The third

750
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: worst driver is NATed anyway because he doesn't focus. I

751
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: don't know. And he'll be nice enough to pick me

752
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: up at the apartment and we'll roll ahead, like twenty

753
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,760
Speaker 1: feet to stop it and stop light, and the lot'll

754
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: be red. He'll just go right through it, and the

755
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: car's like coming right at me. I'm like, my god,

756
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: I had temporary color blindness. I think that's a thing.

757
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell that that was red. Well, you know

758
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: it's a red light because it's the top light. Yeah,

759
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: and the bottom line right of the light. Yeah. Yeah.

760
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: That doesn't get it now, So I'll be I'll get

761
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: in the car a head. Good morning morning. How are

762
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: you doing. I'm doing okay. I'm playing my mom for

763
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: my bed driving. I had one hundred and five fever

764
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: after I got the COVID vaccination. Right, So my mom

765
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: is driving me someplace and she's stopping starting, stopping starting.

766
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: I was so sick with a fever, and I still said,

767
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: stop the car, get the hell out. I have to drive.

768
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: I cannot drive with you. She is the she was

769
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: giving you a ride, mom, No she doesn't. Actually, she

770
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: forgot her suitcase and I was nice enough to go

771
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: with her to get it so oh well, bottom line.

772
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: The bottom line is we love scary. If he gives

773
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: you a ride three blocks, great, it was nice. But

774
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: as this texture says, maybe you should take a little

775
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: dramamine before you go see signals. Hey, okay, so I

776
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: have that conversation with your friends today who in your

777
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: circle is the worst driver? And then watch the fun begin. Hey,

778
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: we have a free crap phone tap on the way, Scottie.

779
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: What free crap are we giving away today? As we

780
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: clean out the office. We're clearing out all our Christmas decorations.

781
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: So you're going to get our seven and a half

782
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: foot prelit tree that may or may not light, okay,

783
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: some some garland and some balls and some other lights

784
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: and tinsel and stuff okay, and ornaments. I just think

785
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: it's gonna sad they were calling Christmas decorations crap. Well,

786
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: hours are okay? That and whatever else we find. We

787
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 1: may found some bonus stuff to cram in the crap

788
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: box all the way with your free cramp phone tap.

789
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: The whole show really is on a slippery slur. In

790
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: the Morning show show, We're about to roll into the

791
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: crap phone tap, Scottie, b of course, I was helping

792
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: us clean out our offices and our desks because we're

793
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: getting ready for our move uptown, which none of us

794
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: are crazy about. No, even though we have beautiful studios

795
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: waiting for us. I am excited about our new facilities

796
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: that I hearts presenting us very nice. But you know

797
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: what kind of comfortable with our little crap hole down here.

798
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: We love our crap as far as crapholes go, it goes.

799
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: It's one of the best crap holes in town. It's

800
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: such a nice craphole. What are we going to do

801
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: without rat Park? Yeah, right across the street rat Park.

802
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: I bet we can find rats uptown and our coffee

803
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: friend who's trying to get a pass, I guess, or

804
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: what is it a permit? A permit to be with us?

805
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: He wants to move with us? Well we can also

806
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: maybe we can put in a good word with the people,

807
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: the people who are the people I don't know? You know?

808
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: Today is is today National Cappuccino Day. Yesterday was Oh

809
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: we missed it, I know, Okay, put it on the

810
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: calendar for next year. National Fried Chicken Sandwich Day. Oh

811
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: hell yeah, oh great, that sounds awesome. Yum. I had that.

812
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: I see, I celebrated that yesterday. We did did. Yeah,

813
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: it's great chicken Smith Tavern. We found a nice restaurant

814
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: that welcomed us Smith with a why didn't kick us out?

815
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: They sat you at a table and let you stay there. Yeah,

816
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: we went to Smith Tavern. They let us sit down

817
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: and they didn't ask us to leave the table or

818
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: tell you to leave the table exactly anyway. So we

819
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: had our fried chicken sandwich yesterday. But yesterday was National

820
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: Cappuccino Day, and as you know, we love our Delongie

821
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: coffee card. It's I think it's rolling through the studio today,

822
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, Actually it's right out there. It is there.

823
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: It is right there. It has the now look it

824
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: up on Delongi's website. The Aletta explore this thing. It's

825
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: like the buttons have pictures of what you want. You

826
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: push it whatever pictures in the in the button comes

827
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: out the little spake like that. It's easy. I'm surprising

828
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: Heather with one for Christmas. Well, not a surprise to

829
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: show she doesn't listen to this one. The Aletta explore

830
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: it makes over forty drinks hot or cold, even cold.

831
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: Foam with the Latte Krema cool cold foam technology, which

832
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,240
Speaker 1: I wish I had. I wouldn't be working in radio

833
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: if I had the cold foam technology on board. But

834
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: Delongie has been the official espresso machine of our show

835
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 1: for six years and it's espresso made right. Please if

836
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: you want to do some handcrafted espresso beverages and latte's

837
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: and cappuccinos, an iced coffee and everything. Uh, it's all

838
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: about Delonghi. And this year the DeLonge Giving Tree will

839
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: be making another appearance in her studio. Look at that,

840
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 1: it's last appearance in this studio. That's a pretty tree.

841
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: It is a pretty tree, all right, So Delongie, it's

842
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: all about them. A National Cappuccino Day was yesterday, but

843
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: we're celebrating today all right. With that said, what are

844
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: we doing? Oh? Is it time for the free crap

845
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 1: Phone Tap? Sure? It is all right, we found some crap.

846
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: You got any money? All right, Scottie b you're officially

847
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: of the free Crap Phone Tap director? Can you tell

848
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: us what we're giving away today? With no money? Have

849
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: crap our box of Christmas decorations, all the Morning Show

850
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: decorations from over the years, including our light up tree

851
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: and look I found your stocking where the nose lights up?

852
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at that. Okay, it's garland and

853
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: tinsel and balls and ornaments and lights and a tree.

854
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: Do we have any balls that are like our personalized

855
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: logo balls? Yes, we do. Well, we'll look at that.

856
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: Look it's an Elvis Durand in the Morning Show ornament ball.

857
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: Look at that. We've got one ball, but it's that big.

858
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: We have blue ones too, We got blue balls on ball. Yes,

859
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: I'd like to donate this ornament. This is a a

860
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: meat a pot of meatballs ornament. It's see how cool

861
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: that is that is? It's a pot of meatballs. It's

862
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: pot of meatballs. Oh that's cute. How's my name on it?

863
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: But that's okay, it's now yours all right? Is it broken?

864
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: How did they hang up? It just ripped? Okay, well,

865
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: it's okay. We'll fix that. I'll include a paper clip.

866
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: All right. So we call on one hundred to win

867
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: with the free crap phone tap one eight hundred two

868
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: four two zero one hundred. Who does the phone tap? Scary?

869
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: Yea yeah, Elvis, Elvis Durand. The Elvis Durand phone tap

870
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: I believe danielle yes has the phone tap? What do

871
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: you have going So Whitney and Brett were at a

872
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: restaurant and the tip was still on the table when

873
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 1: they sat down from the last customer, so Brett pocketed it.

874
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: Whitney was mortified, and she says, I want to teach

875
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: him a lesson, So we want you to call from

876
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: the restaurant. So that's what I did. All right, let's

877
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: see what's going on. Daniel's phone tap? Oh hi, Brandon,

878
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: this is Maria calling you from the New Wounds Italian restaurant. Hey, hey,

879
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: don't look I do for you. Um, you were here

880
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: the other day dining with a young lady. What's going on?

881
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: Everything all right? No, everything's not all right. There was

882
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: a tip left on the table from the customer that

883
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: dined at the table before you, and you took the

884
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: tip and put it in your pocket and left with

885
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: it instead of leaving it for the wait staff. No,

886
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: I don't remember doing that at all. I would I

887
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. Okay. First of all, we have you

888
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: on tape that you did that, And a second of all,

889
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: why would you do something like that when that was

890
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 1: a tip left for the wait staff. First of all,

891
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really appreciate having my ethics questions,

892
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: all right, I don't even know. I don't even know

893
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: who you want. I don't even know what I'm saying, like, okay, well,

894
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 1: first of all, I got your information from your credit

895
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: card because you paid my credit card. And when it

896
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: comes to theft and stuff like that, the police take

897
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: it seriously, and so I was able to get your information.

898
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: I stole a tip. This is what this is really about.

899
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: This is what you're doing. This is what your time

900
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: is still been with you is because it's stealing. You

901
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: stole something. There was money around, you know what I'm saying.

902
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: I thought you just left the money. You know I'm saying, Oh,

903
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: you thought it was just search for people around the

904
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: whole place to say as money it was. You don't

905
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: out appreciate you accuse me all this crap hell, and

906
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: I have on camera you putting the money in your pocket. Yeah,

907
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: it took the mine. Let me listen. It doesn't matter

908
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: all right, over it? What's the big tip? Anywhere? Money

909
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: on the table, money, money lying anywhere, It's just money anywhere.

910
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: Usually when someone sees money left on a table in

911
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: a restaurant. They know it's a tip. Yeah, well you

912
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: don't twenty dollars playing on the streets. I don't jumping

913
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: up and down. You took money that didn't belong to you,

914
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 1: and you have the goal to sit there and defend

915
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: your actions as if you are in the right. You

916
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: don't say you shy? Are you so creepy? So when

917
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: will you be down to give the tip to the waiter?

918
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: Why do I never? Okay, you tip the fourteen dollars?

919
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: All right? How can you live with yourself? How could

920
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: you live with yourself knowing that you did this? Oh okay,

921
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna talking about you. Understand. I could call the

922
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: police and have the police get involved, right because it

923
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: is technically stealing, and I do technically have you a

924
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 1: video like go It didn't take much to get him upset.

925
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he is like on a level I've

926
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: never even heard him. Okay, he's calling, all right, don't

927
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: answer the phone, and we're gonna call him back in

928
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: a minute. Okay, Okay, hello, what's up? Yeah? Were the

929
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: other day they called me because they got me on

930
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: camera taking that tip off the table. You believe that

931
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: you believe that golden told you not to take it.

932
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: When you're putting the business, you don't call the customer

933
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: over fourteen dollars. Do you know what? That's not your money,

934
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: and you took the money, and I told you not

935
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: to take it. You're a pouring roller. Competence, what present

936
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: the moral dilemma? Competent money? I don't want to listen

937
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: to your color basics right now? All right? Said again,

938
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: what's your son? Yeah? Hi, Fran, this is Danielle Monaro

939
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And Whitney was

940
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: just phone tapping you. I really ride right. I believe

941
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: that one there you go. Not just a phone tap.

942
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: It's a free crap phone tap. Thanks for that, Danielle. Welcome,

943
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: let's see oh Crystal, Hello, good morning, Well, good morning.

944
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: How's everything in beautiful Staten Island in New York today? Well,

945
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm actually from Suna, but right now I'm driving to

946
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: Brooklyn because I'm a teacher in Brooklyn. How's everything in

947
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: beautiful Brooklyn today? I need kindergartens. I'm excited. It's a

948
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: beautiful sunny day. A little cold, but get into the

949
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 1: holiday spirits. Dude. I like that that you are you're

950
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: in a good mood. I hope that rubs off on

951
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: these sour people in this room gets well. Thank you.

952
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: We're in a good mood today, so it's a good day.

953
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: So Crystal, you are caller one hundred and as you know,

954
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: you know the how Manhattan's lad out. They're moving a

955
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 1: from downtown to uptown and we have to clean out

956
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: our offices. So we're giving away free crap today on

957
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 1: the free Crap phone tap. You just won a big

958
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: box of Christmas ornaments that we always put on our tree,

959
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,280
Speaker 1: all our Christmas crap'day exciting. I'm so happy about the holidays,

960
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: and I want to put in my classroom and get

961
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: everything all decked out and decorated. Only a great teacher

962
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,240
Speaker 1: like you would put crap in the in the classroom. Anyway,

963
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 1: what else does she get there, Scottie, she gets your

964
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: stocking with the pointy nose and some tinsel and some

965
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 1: garland and lights that may or may not work. There

966
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: you go, that's the surprise, Danielle. So Crystal, thank you

967
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: for listening. We love our teachers and we're so so

968
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 1: honored to have you listening to us every day. Thank

969
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 1: you so much for everything. Guys, listen to you all

970
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: the time. Thank you. Now, hold on, hold on, don't

971
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: leave Villias. There you go. The free crap phone tap?

972
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: Now what are we giving away tomorrow? Who knows? We

973
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: got to find some more crap, which is easy if

974
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: we don't have to go mining for crap, it just

975
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: wells up to the surface. Here. Hey, are we gonna

976
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: have a free money phone tap next week? Ny? We are? Yeah,

977
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: Oh thank god. I'm gonna miss the crap though, Daniel,

978
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: what do you have coming up? Let's see Britney Spears

979
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: is a bio pick in the works. We'll see. And

980
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 1: Shakira and her son's moving to Miami. So honored to

981
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: have Joe Coy on the show. He's headlining at Madison

982
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 1: Square Garden November tenth, which is today, no tomorrow. He's

983
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: in town for the New York Comedy Festival. And least

984
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: I'll be had Joe on. We had him on Zoom.

985
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: We had such a great time with him. Can he

986
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: top that being live in the studio? I think you can.

987
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,760
Speaker 1: We'll find out when's he coming on Nate in about

988
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. Can't wait now, mister ran in the

989
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: Morning Show Wendy's five dollars biggie bag. It's a deal

990
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: worth celebrating. Your choice of a double stack Junior Bacon

991
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: cheeseburger or Crispy Chicken blt, plus four piece nugs, small fries,

992
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 1: and a small drink, all for five bucks at Wendy's US.

993
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: Price and participation may Varyings wrong with you? Are you okay?

994
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: Are you on drugs? Oh? My god? Ye? Get the

995
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: colors mom. With Joe Koi on the way, there's an

996
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: extra titilating feeling of excitement. I can't wait. That's right.

997
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: I used the word titilating. I'm titilated Joe KOI love him.

998
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: Don't you love the word titilating. It's so creepy? Is

999
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: it really tilating? Creepy? A little creepy? Yeah, because you

1000
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: know I just picture thanks. What happened? Froggy? Froggy? What happened? Well,

1001
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put my headphones on. One of the parts

1002
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: fell out of my hand. He hit me in the eye.

1003
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: I almost just did that. Oh, that's that's gonna be

1004
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: a shiner. That's injury. Should you do what they do

1005
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: with the cartoons, go to the refrigerator, pull a steak,

1006
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,959
Speaker 1: a raw steak guy and put it on your eye.

1007
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes they really am just a really dumb person. No,

1008
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: you're not. These headphones are dangerous. This is a dangerous career.

1009
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: We've chosen these headphones. Now only can they belt you

1010
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: in the eye like that because they have that swing action,

1011
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: but also they're too loud and we go deaf. Headphones

1012
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: really are a I think so. Yeah, you know, I'm

1013
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: telling you right now, I heart pretty big company. Yeah

1014
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: we can own this baby. Let's say, look, you require

1015
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 1: us to where these headphones daily, and now we're losing

1016
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 1: our hearing and we're and he pelted in the eye,

1017
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: especially these early hours were sleepy. You want me to

1018
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: put headphones on when I'm sleepy, That's how I lose

1019
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: an eye. That is dangerous. Yeah, but don't come back

1020
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: and say, well, as far as the volume goes, yeah,

1021
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: we do offer you volume controls, but after years of

1022
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: listening to audio and headphones, you slowly have to turn

1023
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: them up further every year. Yeah, I know. That's why

1024
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: when I take off my headphones it sounds like this,

1025
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: huh loud. I never used to wear headphones until I

1026
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: came here, so I've been wearing headphones be four years. Yeah,

1027
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: I used to just leave them off and turn the

1028
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: volume up because I was kind of far away. The

1029
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: headphones were far away from the mics. But then you

1030
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: hear this on the background. No, it weren't that loud.

1031
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And this is why when you have

1032
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: a conversation with people, you go, hu, what what. Anyway,

1033
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: when I was going somewhere with something fittilating, you said

1034
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: something was citilating, Pat, Yeah, of course Joe Koy coming in.

1035
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: He's in town. He'll be at Madison, the world famous

1036
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden tomorrow night, part of the New York

1037
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Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. And so last time we had him on

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Speaker 1: we had such a good time. For some reason he

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01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: agreed to come in. Well, I don't know, hey, Mikey.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, Joe Koy on the way, love him. If

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01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: you haven't seen Joe Koy's specials on Netflix, or one

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01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: of them or all of them, you must you must

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01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor and do that. So Nate walked

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01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: in a second to go and said he gave us

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01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: a scenario of something that happened to him yesterday at

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01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: the gas pumps with his car right. Anyway, when he

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01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: originally gave us this this scenario, I was like, you're screwed, man,

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01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: it's your fault. And then I realized, no, the gas

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01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: stations at fault. Do you want to tell everyone? Elp? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I was driving around trying to find the cheapest gas,

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01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 1: as I always do, and I see a sign that

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01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: says three seventy three. I'm like, okay, pretty good, so

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01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: we in there. I get out of my car, walk

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01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: over to the pump, and as I'm about to put

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01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: my credit card in, I see the indicator on the

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01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: gas on the pump. It says three eighty three. So

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01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 1: originally it was three seventy three with on the big

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Speaker 1: sign out front. Yeah. So then I see three eighty

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01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: three on the pump itself. So it was the three

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01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: seventy three per gallon that lured me into this. This

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01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: five step easily seven cents cheaper than anywhere else. So

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01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell is going on? So I

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01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: walk into the thing the guys behind the counter, I go, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think your signs broke because it says three eighty

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01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 1: three on the pump, and it said three seventy three

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01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: on the big sign. Guy looks at me, goes just

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01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: changed what stump? Ten seconds? I mean ten cents a gallon?

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Speaker 1: Ten cents a gallon. You're talking like, I don't know

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01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: how okay, dollar fifty whatever. So I'm like, really, I

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01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: just pulled up like I saw the sign. He goes, Hey,

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01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: gas prices going up. It's more expensive. Don't know what

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Speaker 1: to tell you. So this is the equivalent of going

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01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: to Walmart picking up our brawl. Yeah, at Walmart that

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01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 1: says ten dollars. Yeah, and then when you go to

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01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: checkout it says twenty dollars. Now say, if it says

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01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: ten dollars on the sign and they tell me twenty,

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01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: when we get there, it will still be ten dollars. Well,

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01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: because they have to honor what it says buy the

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01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: garment or on the garment. What are you doing? What

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01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: are you rapper? Are you opening? You're making noise? That

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01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: was me Sorry, I was looking for chapter. So like

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01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:36,479
Speaker 1: an old lady at Fantom of the Oise, what's making

1083
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: all the noise in your purse? A little bag of nuts? Okay, Well,

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01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 1: let's say you go. Let's say you go to the

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01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: concession stand at Layman's. Yeah, and you buy a little

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01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 1: bag of nuts. It clearly says on a little bag

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01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: of nuts, sign fifty five dollars. And then when you

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01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: go check out, is this six dollars? No? No, absolutely,

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01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: So they screwed you, they screwed me. And to the

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01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: people texting in and saying it's more when you use

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01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: a credit card, no, because this place is cash or credit.

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Speaker 1: Is that price? I am well aware, I am an

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01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: educated consumer when it comes to gasoline. This guy jacked

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01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: the price up. I thought they were supposed to wait,

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01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: like until there was nobody at the pump. I don't

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01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:15,959
Speaker 1: know what the rule is, but they should. They should

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01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: honor that price. What Scary Scary says, there's an unwritten rule.

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01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 1: First of all, if you're could have changed the price,

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01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: changed the side first, so there's no contest. So but

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Speaker 1: you have to honor. You have to honor what they say.

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01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: The customer is always right, now, you know, Yeah, that's

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01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: nobody always get the lower here, we get the lower thing.

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01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: That's the right thing to do. By the way we've

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01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 1: learned the past couple of days, the customer is not

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01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: always one Night's a long story. But so so did

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Speaker 1: you leave or did you buy? I hopped in my

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01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: car and I legit peeled out of that park You

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01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: can hold on you peeled, I peeled, I jammed on

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01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: the gas shower, and then of course they ended up

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01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: spending twenty minutes driving around trying to find cheaper gas,

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01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: probably more gas. I did go to gas buddy, so

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01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 1: I had to go and drive like twenty minutes to

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01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: a cheaper gas. So what was the sound when you

1114
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: peeled out? Okay? I was watching the previews on Netflix.

1115
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 1: There's a comedian. I forgot his name, and I should

1116
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: it's kind of not to give him credit for this.

1117
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: He tells a story about how men love to use

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01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 1: sound effects in their stories and when and women never

1119
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: use sound effects except for Gandhi when she was when

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01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: she goes when she's sick. I use this a lot,

1121
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: like like like we make we do sound effects, like

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01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: like I was walking around there, I thought I wanted

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01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: to go over there and slap him? Right? What a

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01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: woman ever used sound effects and describing slapping someone? No?

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01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: Probably not? Maybe not Anyway, what was the sound when

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Speaker 1: you lift? Exactly? What? Gandhi's Gandhi, you peeled out of

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01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: the gas station parking lot. See you never hear you

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Speaker 1: do that I slammed the door to when I walked out. Blam.

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Speaker 1: I liked that one. Wow, I was out with us.

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01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 1: It's really hottie boy. You would never have a woman

1131
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: do thet a woman could. It's oh my god, it's

1132
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 1: so cold. My boom boom. You know what I'm saying,

1133
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 1: You would never do women. Just don't find out his name.

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01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: I really I feel like I'm ripping off a comedian.

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01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: It really isn't my material at all. Oh, you know,

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01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: my friend Selena's check it and she agrees. Today's Instagram

1137
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: Secret Butthole's account is fantastic. Yeah, if you're not following

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01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: secret understore Underscore Buttholes Secret Underscore Buttholes. The fact that

1139
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: there's an underscore, does that mean there's a secret Buttholes

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01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 1: without the understode. I don't know. I don't know, have

1141
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: not investigated. So did you find gas that was cheaper?

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01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: Did you actually pay more by leaving in a huff?

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01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 1: I ended up paying slightly more than three seventy three.

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01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: I paid three seventy nine, right, so I did find

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01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: it cheaper than the three eighty three, But I probably

1146
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: wasted that amount of gas. You say four cents of gallons. Yeah, ridiculous, though,

1147
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 1: wait until there's nobody there. Lured me in there. They

1148
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 1: probably saw your fancy Tacoma pull up and we're like,

1149
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: let's get let's get this queen like this. It's right.

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01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: Queens don't drive to Comas. By the way, Yes we do.

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01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 1: We're all kings things of the road. Let me be

1152
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 1: very clear. Tacomas are fantastic vehicle, great cars. Absolutely, I agree,

1153
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: And I guess a queen can drive it ta Coma.

1154
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: It's most of them do and if not, and if not,

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01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 1: they should. All right, So where does this start? Oh,

1156
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 1: that's right, Joe Koy is coming off. There is another

1157
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: secret buttholes. Oh my god, secret buttholes here as I know,

1158
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 1: but you should do secret underscore buttholes that we are into. Um,

1159
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Around the room? Shall we

1160
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 1: go around the room? A community around the room. We'll

1161
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: start with, Oh, producer Sam getting married and gosh, how

1162
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 1: many days is there a countdown to your wedding? I'm

1163
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's like sixteen days day after Thanksgiving? So

1164
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 1: do the man it is, And the fact that people

1165
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: are like selling Christmas decor everywhere is what's giving me

1166
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: a panic. Attack because I'm like, wait, that's well past

1167
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: my wedding and everyone's preparing married at Christmas. It's okay,

1168
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: you'll be fine. Now what is on your mind today?

1169
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: So my dog is letting me know how out of

1170
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 1: shape I am, and I feel personally attacked by her.

1171
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 1: William would take her out for runs and they run together.

1172
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 1: She's a great running dog. I decided to start running,

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01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: and every time I take her with me, she thinks

1174
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm playing the whole time, because that's how little she

1175
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 1: sees me actually use my body. She tries to grab

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01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 1: the leash because that's what we'll do, kind of as

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01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 1: like a jumping tug of war game. So I have

1178
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: yet to run with my dog taking me seriously. That's

1179
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 1: my goal is by the wedding. Just let her know, Hey,

1180
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 1: mom's on a run. Not oh, playtime, mom, Here we go.

1181
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,960
Speaker 1: She was a dog though, everything you do is playtime. Yeah.

1182
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 1: She takes William seriously, but you know, lovely, Okay, you're

1183
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 1: the psychology of a dog is something you need to master.

1184
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 1: I'm really working on you are. Thank you. You're doing

1185
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 1: a great job. Hey, Danielle, what's up. So this is

1186
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: a public service for people who don't go to get

1187
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 1: their moles checked at the dermatology talk about it. It

1188
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: is very important to go. I try to go once

1189
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: a year. I went. This time there was a mole

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01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: that was darker. It looked like a heart, which I thought, Oh,

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01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 1: it's a positive. It's a hard shape. She's like, no, no,

1192
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 1: we don't like hard shaped moles. Oh okay, So we

1193
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 1: had to take it off. They sent it away and

1194
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: it was precancerous. So thank goodness we caught it. I

1195
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 1: went back yesterday. She dug some more out. She stitched

1196
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: me up. It's on my back. Thank gosh. I'm not

1197
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:50,040
Speaker 1: a back model, but we are. You know, it's so important.

1198
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: So if you're putting it off, if he's like, hey,

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01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: I don't have to go. I don't have a lot

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01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: of moles. You need to go to be safe, please

1201
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: get your moles checked, thank a man. Yeah. You know,

1202
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: when I was a kid to go to the lake

1203
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: all the time, I get I would get sunburned every

1204
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 1: single weekend with blisters especially. That's just what we did. Yeah,

1205
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: because it was fun to have blisters on your skin.

1206
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh god. And now you know I'm this fair skinned

1207
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: Scottish guy and yeah, every year they pull something off

1208
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: of me that is precancerous. Yeah, so so make sure

1209
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: you keep up with it. Yes, please, Hey, what's up there?

1210
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: Straight and Nate? Okay, Uh. Principles we all have them,

1211
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: stand by them. We were just talking about one. If

1212
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,600
Speaker 1: you stand for your principles, then you stand up. What

1213
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: is that expression? If you don't stand for anything, you'll

1214
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: fall for everything. Absolutely. So Yeah, like the whole thing

1215
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 1: with the gas yesterday, that was my principle. I left,

1216
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,640
Speaker 1: I felt better about myself with our our incident at

1217
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 1: the odeon, we left, we felt better about ourselves. You've

1218
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 1: got to stand up for yourself, don't let people push

1219
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: you around. And we rarely do amen. Not today, not today, damn.

1220
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: And we ended up having a good lunch. Yeah, we did,

1221
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 1: all right. Um, some place someplace else? What's going on, Froggy.

1222
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 1: I know we talked about it earlier, but I want

1223
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,880
Speaker 1: to say it again. Happy birthday to my wife Lisa.

1224
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,479
Speaker 1: She's been almost every day taking care of everybody else,

1225
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 1: so today we get to celebrate. Here are somebody who

1226
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 1: really truly deserved it. So happy birthday. Happy, But the

1227
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,320
Speaker 1: way she sent me photos from her big birthday extravaganza

1228
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 1: with her girlfriends at Hamburger Mary's. Yeah, did you see

1229
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: what that guy was like, slapping her face with I've

1230
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,720
Speaker 1: only heard about it. I've heard she almost got an

1231
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 1: eye put out. I'm not allowed to keep reason. Let

1232
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:32,480
Speaker 1: me tell you, Hamburger Mary's is fun. Yeah, happy birthday,

1233
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:39,560
Speaker 1: speaking of secret buttholes that face? So what's going on? No,

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01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: I'm just staying. Happy birthday to Lisa. I thought you

1235
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 1: were saying. I thought that was your opening to year

1236
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 1: around the room. Nope, that's it that Happy birthday to her.

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01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 1: Today is all about her. We love Lisa. Happy birthday, Lisa. Hey,

1238
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: what's going on there? Scattery? Well? Straight, Nate is slicker

1239
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 1: than Greece. We went out to dinner last weekend and

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Speaker 1: we Nate and I happened to wear the same shirt.

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01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:00,960
Speaker 1: It was the same short, buttoned down shirt. It was

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01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 1: exact so we matched. But here's the thing. I realized why? Now?

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01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,560
Speaker 1: He did not want me to go change and he

1244
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: was like, come on, let's go out to dinner together

1245
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 1: and sit next to each other. Can we guess why? Well,

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01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why, because now can we guess why? Yes? Why? Why?

1247
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,960
Speaker 1: Elvis what he wanted to look better because he wore

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01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 1: it better. That's it. I'm just realizing this now. That's

1249
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,479
Speaker 1: exactly why you were like, no, come on, let's just

1250
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 1: sit next to each let's lean into it, let's make

1251
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 1: fun of it. And that's exactly what you were doing.

1252
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 1: And even a number of people that came up to

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01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 1: us and said, what is this? Who wore it better?

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01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 1: He said, well, who won? Inevitably? Inevitably? Yeah, you inevitably.

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01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 1: You are a bastard, Jeff, You're a dirty bastard. Hey,

1256
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,160
Speaker 1: otherwise I would have gone up and change. You got

1257
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,960
Speaker 1: a roll with the pooch. Nate was loving life. He

1258
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 1: was like, this is great because he knew he'd looked good.

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01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,559
Speaker 1: I will say, you did get a lot of attention

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01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 1: when you were in the exact same shirt as somebody

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01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:04,799
Speaker 1: else that they thought they were a couple. Couple of Yeah, well, anyway,

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01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: scary brings up a valid point though. If two women

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01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 1: go out together and they actudentally dress in the same

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01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 1: exact thing, there's there's usually an issue with that. That

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01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't care at all. One and I a lot of

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01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,800
Speaker 1: times dress similarly, or we'll have like a very close

1267
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,600
Speaker 1: Blazer or something like, Yeah, you're different. Okay, I don't know,

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01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 1: we don't really different. No, you roll with the punches,

1269
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,640
Speaker 1: You're you're you're one of the guys. I'll take it.

1270
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 1: You've just made I see there you go. Hey, what's up? Gandhi? Okay,

1271
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing something really cool tonight. I'm really excited about it.

1272
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: You guys have heard me talking about it for a while.

1273
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to see Jurassic Park in concert. What does

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01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 1: that mean? You're talking about it? Talk about it? So

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01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,599
Speaker 1: the Philharmonic is going to play the score from Jurassic

1276
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: Park while the movie is on. And I can't wait.

1277
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. They do this with all kinds of stuff.

1278
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 1: They're doing it with Harry Potter or they've done it

1279
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 1: with Harry Potter. And it's not just in New York City.

1280
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 1: There are places all around the country where you can

1281
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: see stuff like this, and I think it's really cool.

1282
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: So I'm really excited. And that's what I'm doing tonight.

1283
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: So it's a real orchestra. Yeah, an orchestra. An orchestra,

1284
01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:09,400
Speaker 1: please it while you watch the movie. So I get

1285
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 1: dinosaurs and music. I love it. I'm so excited. Lovely. Yeah,

1286
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 1: next time they have one of these things, let me know.

1287
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,639
Speaker 1: I would love to go as your date. Okay, you're buying.

1288
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 1: I am h is Joe Koi here yet a late Okay,

1289
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 1: no problem. We will make room for him no matter

1290
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 1: what time he shows up. Okay, he's a very special guy.

1291
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 1: We love Joe Koi. I still can't remember the name

1292
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: of the comedian I ripped off talking about how men

1293
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 1: use sound effects when they describe things and women don't.

1294
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:42,680
Speaker 1: Someone said, you got that from from James Cordon. No, well, no,

1295
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: if I steal from him, you've stolen twice exactly Neil.

1296
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:52,160
Speaker 1: I think it's Neil Brennan. I think it's Neil Brennan. Anyway,

1297
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 1: there's not Dane Cook, because if you take from Dane Cook,

1298
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 1: you've stolen twice. Right. Anyway, we'll get we'll get to

1299
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: that later. Who cares? Sorry, What the hell do we

1300
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: do for a living in the morning show? Right now,

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01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,640
Speaker 1: Wendy's enjoy that three dollars breakfast deal. Choose between the

1302
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: bacon or sausage, egg and Swiss croissant and get a

1303
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:15,559
Speaker 1: small seasoned potatoes for just three dollars. Because behind every

1304
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 1: great Wendy's deal isn't even greater breakfast limited time only

1305
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 1: at participating US Wendy's during breakfast hours. Did I tell

1306
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 1: you about them cheeseburger I had there the night I

1307
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:30,439
Speaker 1: think I did? No, Yes, tell us again. It's from

1308
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:35,000
Speaker 1: Seventh Street Burger, which is I think East Village. Okay,

1309
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:40,200
Speaker 1: good god good huh. Yeah. And it was cheap, and

1310
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 1: it's the perfect size. It's not one of those big

1311
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:46,760
Speaker 1: ass burgers. It's a smaller burger. You can actually hold

1312
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:50,040
Speaker 1: it in one hand. Yeah, you said they were like

1313
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 1: the White Castle equivalent or man of b They're bigger.

1314
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 1: They're bigger than those. But I love Manna Burger. I

1315
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: love White Castle, but this, this burger is one of

1316
01:14:57,439 --> 01:15:00,679
Speaker 1: the best I've had in years. It was at five

1317
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 1: dollars and something for burger in New York. That's and

1318
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,360
Speaker 1: the French lines were perfect, and they delivered to the apartment.

1319
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,519
Speaker 1: But I would go there right now. Look, my phone

1320
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:12,160
Speaker 1: is repeating everything I'm saying and sends it to someone.

1321
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:14,560
Speaker 1: It's typing it. They open right now. I don't know

1322
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: Seventh Street Burger looking up scary. They have a few locations. Actually,

1323
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,320
Speaker 1: really well, I'm going to the one on Seventh Street.

1324
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 1: I just thought I go that one. Yeah, it's pretty much.

1325
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,640
Speaker 1: Have you been I have, but not to the one

1326
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:32,720
Speaker 1: on seventh Street. Oh god, it was good to have

1327
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 1: a burger. Oh it opens at four pm. We had

1328
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,639
Speaker 1: such an interesting debate about burgers yesterday because a couple

1329
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: of us ordered burgers and they had American cheese, so

1330
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,960
Speaker 1: we tried to switch out the American cheese, and Elvis

1331
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 1: was like, what are you guys insane? American cheese on

1332
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 1: a burger is great, and you can tell because it's

1333
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: sticks to your teeth. We all know American cheese isn't cheese.

1334
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,639
Speaker 1: Do you think we can get these guys to come

1335
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 1: up and bring us Look at the pictures. I know

1336
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,679
Speaker 1: they're so good. Oh my god, I know burger porn.

1337
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:03,799
Speaker 1: I was. I just it was good. You can actually

1338
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: get a double cheeseburger, which is like ten dollars, eleven

1339
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,040
Speaker 1: dollars whatever. Well, they're not open till fourth so they

1340
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 1: could come in the morning. They closed at eight am.

1341
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 1: They opened at seven seventh Street. There's just something about

1342
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,640
Speaker 1: a great burger. I mean, look, I know that a

1343
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 1: lot of people like their burgers nice and just you know,

1344
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: hockey puck shaped. I like him. Smashed. Yeah, a smashed burger.

1345
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:30,680
Speaker 1: We smashed the olions or whatever right into it. There's

1346
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,839
Speaker 1: another place in the East Builders they do the hub burgers.

1347
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 1: We ordered cheeseburger. They cook the burgers and they put

1348
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,640
Speaker 1: the cheese on. They put a hubcap on top of

1349
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:41,160
Speaker 1: it so it steams the cheese. Love that street. What

1350
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,479
Speaker 1: I just now? You got me craving a Seventh Street burger.

1351
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,519
Speaker 1: I'm going to that. Do you know what my father

1352
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,960
Speaker 1: used to tell me. I used to say, Dad, how

1353
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,680
Speaker 1: did you get the burger to be that flat? And

1354
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:59,000
Speaker 1: he would say, people put under the armpits. I wanted

1355
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 1: the burger. I didn't want it. Married Dad sweat by

1356
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,679
Speaker 1: the way, Scary, Yes, I do you see you don't

1357
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 1: know what's going on in the background here, I'm talking

1358
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:10,960
Speaker 1: about Seventh Street Burgers and he's slipped me a note

1359
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 1: about something I didn't know. He says, you know, we're

1360
01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:17,080
Speaker 1: trying to get them as a client, and then Scary says,

1361
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I'm gonna have one today. Yeah. Let

1362
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,080
Speaker 1: me just say right now, for the sales department, I

1363
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: will be our spokesperson for Seventh Street Burgers. For absolutely free,

1364
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: absolutely do that because from the same guy Scary who

1365
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 1: tries to sell Huggies diapers. Yes, no, no, this is

1366
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:42,720
Speaker 1: a passion project for me. Right, Scary Jones for Tampads.

1367
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 1: Didn't they ask you to do commercials for like vaginal

1368
01:17:47,479 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 1: rejuvenation or something, I mean rectile dysfunction. That's where I

1369
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,880
Speaker 1: drew the line. Okay, well, I thought you were gonna

1370
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: say you knew lots of people who had I could

1371
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 1: do a read for something and not say that I've

1372
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 1: done it. That's opposite were supposed. But all I'm saying

1373
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 1: now is scary He goes downstairs to the sales floor

1374
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: and he goes kid you under their desks. It does

1375
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 1: everything he can to get to get these clients to

1376
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,639
Speaker 1: have money. No, you're not gonna get to Seventh Street

1377
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:21,840
Speaker 1: Burger can. That's mine. It's all. What's that straightening? He

1378
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 1: got the scots lawn care. He doesn't know one blade

1379
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:27,200
Speaker 1: of grass? Yeah he does. Scotch lawn Care doesn't have

1380
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:29,760
Speaker 1: one blade of grass. Talk about my dad's law. Oh

1381
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:40,439
Speaker 1: my god, Scary Jones for teenth Scary Jobs for June teeny,

1382
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 1: gonna talk about my mother's lawn. That's disgusting. We gotta

1383
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:51,880
Speaker 1: move on, moving on Seventh Street, Burger all mine. Slomans

1384
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 1: still do it with us. Yes, they're a wonderful, wonderful

1385
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,599
Speaker 1: I would like Sloman's to come to my house. Thank you. Okay,

1386
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:04,080
Speaker 1: a scary Scary's clients. Hello, Lindsey, we're shifting gears. We

1387
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,519
Speaker 1: have sound with Garrett on the way. We have Jokoy

1388
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 1: on the way. So exciting, h Lindsay, hid Now do

1389
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:16,160
Speaker 1: you really want to talk about this on the show? Yeah? Sure,

1390
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:22,599
Speaker 1: so tell everyone your secret um getting married this weekend. Oh,

1391
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:26,920
Speaker 1: Lindsay is getting married this weekend. Now who all knows? Um?

1392
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,679
Speaker 1: Just like our family and like a couple of close

1393
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 1: friends really know. Um. We are eloping in the morning,

1394
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:37,360
Speaker 1: So I'm really excited we're getting We're like eloping at

1395
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: a park on Saturday morning with just his best friend

1396
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,760
Speaker 1: and my sister and my son is going to be

1397
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,400
Speaker 1: the ring bearer, and then we're going to have a

1398
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:46,400
Speaker 1: party at our favorite brewery. And we kind of did

1399
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,000
Speaker 1: like a redneck kind of Facebook thing like we've just

1400
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 1: done got hitched. So now wait, why are you not

1401
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,080
Speaker 1: telling a lot of people? Is it because you just

1402
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,960
Speaker 1: don't want a lot of people at the event. Uh,

1403
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,120
Speaker 1: just because we wanted to keep a small and intimate

1404
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,679
Speaker 1: and I'll we've known each other for like twenty years,

1405
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,720
Speaker 1: but we've only been dating for a few months and

1406
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:06,160
Speaker 1: we're just like, we're in love and we love each other, Like,

1407
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:10,840
Speaker 1: let's just get married. Why wait? So you know what, Look,

1408
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:13,640
Speaker 1: there is something fun about putting together a wedding like

1409
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 1: a party, you know, the wedding ceremony with all your friends.

1410
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:18,720
Speaker 1: But there's also something fun about just keeping pure. We're

1411
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 1: getting married and the party thing is kind of secondary. Yeah,

1412
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,160
Speaker 1: you know, you guys show up and celebrate with us,

1413
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:27,000
Speaker 1: but that's not like the key and that's what you're doing.

1414
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,320
Speaker 1: But don't know, But do any of your family or

1415
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,880
Speaker 1: friends listen to our show, because now they're probably gonna know.

1416
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,519
Speaker 1: I think they do. Did you give us your real

1417
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:41,360
Speaker 1: name is Lindsay? Your real name? Okay, Lindsay, Hey, you

1418
01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:43,400
Speaker 1: know what, since you're getting married, By the way, who

1419
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: are you marrying? Can we learn more about the person

1420
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:49,800
Speaker 1: you're marrying? Name is Joe. He's a machinist. I love

1421
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:53,920
Speaker 1: him very much. I love that. You know what, Here's

1422
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,640
Speaker 1: what's gonna do for you and Joe. Thanks to our

1423
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 1: friends at Kinder, we're gonna give you a two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars cash gift card spending any where you want,

1425
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,960
Speaker 1: anywhere you want. And thanks to our friends at Kender,

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Speaker 1: you could also win a trip to Macy's Thanksgiving Day

1427
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Speaker 1: Parade and hang out at the ninety six Macy's Thanksgiving

1428
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Speaker 1: Day Parade in the in the the grandstands. Yeah, pretty cool, gosh,

1429
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:17,360
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Good little honeymoon a little johnt

1430
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: in New York City Thanksgiving Day Parade. Here you go,

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Speaker 1: Bryan Park. So you're guaranteed the two hundred and fifteen

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Speaker 1: dollar cash gift card. But if you want to win

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Speaker 1: that trip to New York for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade,

1434
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Speaker 1: you gotta enter. Yeah at Elvis Duran dot com. Congratulations Lindsay,

1435
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:34,280
Speaker 1: and thanks for busting your secret on our show. I

1436
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:38,559
Speaker 1: love it. Hold on one second. Thank you. That's so cool.

1437
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 1: That's what I would do. No, I'm not getting married.

1438
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:41,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to get married. But if I did,

1439
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,599
Speaker 1: it would be a secret. No one would find out.

1440
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:46,519
Speaker 1: Maybe you are married, people think I'm not. If you

1441
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,439
Speaker 1: want to enter this contest, go to Elvis durand dot

1442
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Speaker 1: Com round trip par fair to New York City, three

1443
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: nights in the hotel, five hundred dollars spending cash and

1444
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 1: you get that those grandstand tickets for you and three

1445
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:58,559
Speaker 1: of your bestees at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Thanks

1446
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:01,880
Speaker 1: the Kender for helping families share simple moments together. Joe

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01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:06,880
Speaker 1: Koi is here and he is on next Elvis Duran,

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01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,200
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. They completely turn you

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01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:16,960
Speaker 1: on show interview Lounge. My hands are like freezing cold.

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01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:20,839
Speaker 1: I'm I'm excited. Oh is that how you get excited? Freeze?

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01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,439
Speaker 1: I'm freezing. I love it. Okay. Joe Koi was on

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01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,240
Speaker 1: with us not that long ago. We had him on

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01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 1: the Zoom. Yeah and uh he said, you know what,

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01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:29,760
Speaker 1: when I'm coming to town to play the Garden for

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01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,160
Speaker 1: the first time, I'm gonna come on your show, did say?

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01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:35,479
Speaker 1: And so he's playing Madison Square Garden tomorrow night, part

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01:22:35,479 --> 01:22:39,240
Speaker 1: of the New York City UH Comedy Festival, and he's here.

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01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,519
Speaker 1: Are you nervous with your cold hands? I'm nervous because nipples.

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01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:46,639
Speaker 1: You are excited. I love Joe Koi and I love

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01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,560
Speaker 1: his specials. I love what he stands for. I just

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01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,679
Speaker 1: love everything about him. Let's see what he's all about.

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01:22:51,760 --> 01:23:00,720
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the show. Joe Cole. Love that you're here.

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01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:03,680
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm so happy love that you love

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01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm here. I love that sweatshirt. Oh you will see

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01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:10,240
Speaker 1: a great sweatshirt. Look, my friend Gondy gave me for

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01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:12,880
Speaker 1: last Christmas gift. It just came in today. It's my

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01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:19,360
Speaker 1: uh my Santa Claus penis you oh yeah, oh wait

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01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 1: that's me? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the girthy one,

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01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,040
Speaker 1: the girthy one. They always take girthy when they describe me,

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01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:33,680
Speaker 1: I know, because girth is that's always Yeah, Joe's got

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01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:35,800
Speaker 1: a lot of girth. What do they say to me?

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01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,120
Speaker 1: That's what they say. It is a compliment. Yeah. Yeah,

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01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:45,720
Speaker 1: this is Gondhyan. And also in Jacksonville is Froggy. Oh hey,

1474
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:51,360
Speaker 1: what's up? This is Danielle I know, scary Yes, Dianna,

1475
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:55,040
Speaker 1: and we're all here. It's a whole team. It's a team. Yeah,

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01:23:55,200 --> 01:24:00,960
Speaker 1: this is an operation. It is. Everyone's got girth, good gurth.

1477
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 1: Oh you my man boobs. Hey, so the garden tomorrow night?

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01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:11,840
Speaker 1: Can you believe it? Is this your first time at

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01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:14,439
Speaker 1: the Garden. Uh yeah, first time ever. Okay, you said

1480
01:24:14,479 --> 01:24:16,920
Speaker 1: to us, I will never ever play the Garden unless

1481
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm on stage doing my my work or I'm a

1482
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:22,760
Speaker 1: New York Knicks player. You're not going to go to

1483
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,040
Speaker 1: the Garden unless you're working. No, I didn't want to.

1484
01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:26,320
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to a nick game. I

1485
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,400
Speaker 1: didn't want to go to a concert or anything. Yeah. Yeah,

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01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:30,679
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do I didn't want to step

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01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:34,120
Speaker 1: foot unless I was on stage, either performing for my

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01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:37,280
Speaker 1: show or part of a show or something. He's never

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01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,840
Speaker 1: been in there, no, no, No, I mean I did

1490
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 1: promo just FASA, but it was it was emptied out.

1491
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:44,160
Speaker 1: But I mean that was my first time physically in.

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01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:46,720
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to go in for anything. It's

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01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:48,840
Speaker 1: he's not gonna go Joe. Joe Koy's not going to

1494
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:51,640
Speaker 1: do the Garden unless it's his garden. Yeah. And you

1495
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:54,760
Speaker 1: you flew your entire family and they're all here. How

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01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:57,360
Speaker 1: many how many Kois will be there? Um? And I

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01:24:57,479 --> 01:25:00,479
Speaker 1: only fly the nieces and nephews. That's that's all I

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01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:04,240
Speaker 1: care about, okay, Um, and they're all I think there's

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01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:07,040
Speaker 1: ten deep. I do it every I do it every

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01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:11,320
Speaker 1: uh vacation too. My summer vacation is with all my

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01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 1: nieces and nephews. Yeah, I mean, I'm in a position

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01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:17,479
Speaker 1: where I could do it. It's like, what am I

1503
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:20,880
Speaker 1: gonna do with this money? You know what I mean?

1504
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:23,040
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do with it? I don't understand,

1505
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,760
Speaker 1: like people that have money and they're selfish with I

1506
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,840
Speaker 1: don't get it. I just it doesn't make sense to me.

1507
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:31,840
Speaker 1: It's it's like these kids live the best life in

1508
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:35,439
Speaker 1: uh In Hawaii for a month and and and it's like,

1509
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:37,320
Speaker 1: what do you do when you die? There's no mall

1510
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:41,040
Speaker 1: in heaven. It's like you you don't see you know God,

1511
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:44,639
Speaker 1: and go, hey, where's Neiman Marcus? You might as aspended

1512
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:47,680
Speaker 1: on the people you love. Ye, man, that's what this is, Joe,

1513
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:51,920
Speaker 1: to be our uncle a little bit. We have things

1514
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 1: to talk about. Oh, let's talk. First of all, here

1515
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,000
Speaker 1: it is November. You're you're already ready. You have the

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01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:58,720
Speaker 1: mustache and the beard. Can I tell you why I

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01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:02,240
Speaker 1: grew my beard? And it wasn't from November? This is

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01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:05,840
Speaker 1: one the reason why why is that my double chin?

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01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,360
Speaker 1: Stop it? I swear? Well, now you have a furry

1520
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:12,960
Speaker 1: double chin. Yeah, yeah, I started, I started. Note, Yeah,

1521
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 1: you can't see I have when I shave. Oh, it's

1522
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:22,360
Speaker 1: like I'm storing food down there, or like contouring for women.

1523
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:24,600
Speaker 1: It changes your face like you're very cute before and

1524
01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:26,720
Speaker 1: now it's like, oh, daddy with a beard. Let go.

1525
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,400
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm growing this mustache from November, I look

1526
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:34,360
Speaker 1: like a drunk. Yeah, Walt Disney, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1527
01:26:34,479 --> 01:26:39,880
Speaker 1: I see that. Your Your mustache looks fake. It looks

1528
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:43,519
Speaker 1: like you barely stuck that on. You can't see it,

1529
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:44,559
Speaker 1: like if you go to the end of the room,

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01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:47,040
Speaker 1: you can't see. Oh yeah, doing it for a reason,

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01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,800
Speaker 1: yeah November. Yeah, yeah, your mustache. From far away, it

1532
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:54,080
Speaker 1: looks like you have chap lips. It's like that guy

1533
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:59,720
Speaker 1: needs aqua floor god, and he will say, yeah, you

1534
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:03,640
Speaker 1: my mustache I'm growing because it's November. Everyone, because you

1535
01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:05,160
Speaker 1: know what it's like, Joe, when you get like a

1536
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,400
Speaker 1: zip and you want to point it out to them

1537
01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:09,679
Speaker 1: before they say something about that, and then they say,

1538
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:12,720
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have noticed, yeah, but they noticed the must

1539
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,000
Speaker 1: like a creep, like I have a soundproof van out

1540
01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:19,400
Speaker 1: in the parking exactly. You have a whole bag of

1541
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:25,400
Speaker 1: dumb dumbs exactly. That's the that's the creepy lollipop. Anyone

1542
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:28,560
Speaker 1: that has dumb dumbs, that's a creep beware. Yeah, you

1543
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:32,800
Speaker 1: like root beer? What what? Never mind? Never mind, So

1544
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:36,559
Speaker 1: let's talk about let's talk about you. It's all about you. Joe.

1545
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: By the way, the day you were on with us

1546
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,920
Speaker 1: on this Zoom Room was just one of our best shows.

1547
01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:45,439
Speaker 1: We just loved your energy. We loved you, and it

1548
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:47,599
Speaker 1: was we should we have him in what if? It's

1549
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:53,000
Speaker 1: just isn't as good, right, but it's already three times better. Okay,

1550
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,439
Speaker 1: so four, you have four specials. You just notice you

1551
01:27:55,520 --> 01:28:01,600
Speaker 1: have a mustache. We already did that, so you have

1552
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:06,920
Speaker 1: you have four Netflix specials. Yes, I loved in his elements.

1553
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:10,920
Speaker 1: Thank you. Joe took us. If you haven't seen it,

1554
01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:13,240
Speaker 1: he seen it yet. He will take you to Manila,

1555
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,439
Speaker 1: the Philippines, where his family is from. Yeah, and does

1556
01:28:16,479 --> 01:28:18,160
Speaker 1: it show. Not only does he do a great show

1557
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:20,920
Speaker 1: for everyone who speaks English in the audience, thank you,

1558
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,840
Speaker 1: because they all speak English. Yes, he takes you under

1559
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,600
Speaker 1: the streets of Manila and you get to learn a

1560
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 1: lot about your culture. And you chose, well, you know

1561
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 1: what this has to be different than just a stand

1562
01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:33,559
Speaker 1: up comedy show. I wanted to be about my heritage,

1563
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:36,040
Speaker 1: talk about that, well, love it. You want to know

1564
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:39,160
Speaker 1: the cool thing about that? Because a lot of people

1565
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:42,440
Speaker 1: ask me, oh, he's just doing another thing about Filipinos.

1566
01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:44,560
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, my mom has lived in this

1567
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:47,360
Speaker 1: country for over fifty years. I got a lot of

1568
01:28:47,479 --> 01:28:50,479
Speaker 1: nurses that you know in my family. They work, They've

1569
01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:54,200
Speaker 1: been working in hospitals for over fifty years, saving lives,

1570
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:58,000
Speaker 1: taking care of people, you know, helping people, you know,

1571
01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:00,080
Speaker 1: working fourteen hours in the hospital. And then when they

1572
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,400
Speaker 1: go home, they watch TV and they turn on the

1573
01:29:02,439 --> 01:29:04,880
Speaker 1: TV watch a show about a hospital, and not one

1574
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:09,400
Speaker 1: Filipino is represented, not one person is betrayed. And they

1575
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,840
Speaker 1: you know, when you live here that long, you feel invisible,

1576
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:16,320
Speaker 1: you know, no representation. So when I had the opportunity

1577
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:20,799
Speaker 1: to get an hour and either do a special, another

1578
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:23,240
Speaker 1: hour special on me, or I could talk about, you know,

1579
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:26,439
Speaker 1: my mom's culture and shine some light on on who

1580
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:29,800
Speaker 1: we are as a people, I wanted to do that.

1581
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:32,560
Speaker 1: And uh and and and the funny thing is I

1582
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 1: didn't get paid for that special. So that's funny at all.

1583
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,800
Speaker 1: Nothing funny that, so I know people don't know that

1584
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,439
Speaker 1: that I had an option to get paid or I

1585
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,760
Speaker 1: could do that and not get paid. That's so cool,

1586
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,160
Speaker 1: And that's what I did, and I never told anyone that,

1587
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,920
Speaker 1: But that's why I did that for my aunt, to

1588
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:51,640
Speaker 1: my uncles and everyone that lived here. So now they

1589
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:53,320
Speaker 1: can they live in this country and now they have

1590
01:29:53,439 --> 01:29:56,000
Speaker 1: an hour dedicated to them that they can just turn on.

1591
01:29:56,439 --> 01:29:57,920
Speaker 1: You need to know something about our show. I mean,

1592
01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:00,000
Speaker 1: and we know for a fact, it's beyond a fact

1593
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:03,360
Speaker 1: that we have more teachers and more nurses listening to

1594
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:06,280
Speaker 1: our show than any other industry group or whatever you

1595
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:09,040
Speaker 1: want to call him. Yeah, so right now our one hundred,

1596
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,719
Speaker 1: especially here in New York, listeners are like yes, because

1597
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:14,599
Speaker 1: I know every time I visit a friend in hospital,

1598
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:18,240
Speaker 1: I've been in hospital, Filipinos are right there. Why right there?

1599
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:21,879
Speaker 1: I feel good. Yes, it's all good. Yeah amen, amen?

1600
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 1: And and and it's not just for Filipinos. I want

1601
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:27,640
Speaker 1: that to be a blueprint, like I want everyone to

1602
01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:29,439
Speaker 1: celebrate their culture, you know what I mean, like, and

1603
01:30:29,479 --> 01:30:31,439
Speaker 1: I think it's great, Like you know, one note that

1604
01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:34,479
Speaker 1: I couldn't stand in Hollywood is is, oh, you're being

1605
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 1: too specific, and it's like, no, you're not being specific enough.

1606
01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:40,400
Speaker 1: You know, the more we start talking about each other's cultures,

1607
01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:42,800
Speaker 1: we find out that we're actually very similar, very and

1608
01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:45,880
Speaker 1: very relatable. So yeah, let's let's hear about it. I

1609
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:47,640
Speaker 1: want to talk about everybody. Let's talk about that now.

1610
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:51,479
Speaker 1: So Gandhi being from Indian culture, yeah, you're being from

1611
01:30:51,479 --> 01:30:54,639
Speaker 1: Filipino culture. I wonder where where were we cross well,

1612
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean, to his point of what he just said,

1613
01:30:57,200 --> 01:31:01,040
Speaker 1: all of these shows about hospitals and doctors, Gray's Anatomy, Chicago, whatever,

1614
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,240
Speaker 1: there are no Indian doctors. You go to a hospital,

1615
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:05,960
Speaker 1: you got a bunch of yes surgeons, they're the ones

1616
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,360
Speaker 1: working on you, and we have no representation whatsoever. And

1617
01:31:08,439 --> 01:31:10,040
Speaker 1: then when you toss someone in there, they're like, oh,

1618
01:31:10,479 --> 01:31:12,920
Speaker 1: you're pandering, you're trying to be wokeer than that. No,

1619
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:15,680
Speaker 1: that's actually what the hospital looks like. Yeah, how about Hey,

1620
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:18,599
Speaker 1: how about how about a TV show about a radio station.

1621
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:23,360
Speaker 1: I've never seen an Indian sidekick. I'm just saying. I'm

1622
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,800
Speaker 1: just saying, it's just like we don't like we're in

1623
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 1: this normalization. I don't mean to bring it here, but

1624
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:30,559
Speaker 1: it's just like bringing you don't need to do that anymore.

1625
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:34,160
Speaker 1: It's like, the more we talk about each other, you'll

1626
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:36,519
Speaker 1: find out that we're just all the same. My mom

1627
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:39,120
Speaker 1: is no different from your mom. That's what I tried

1628
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,920
Speaker 1: to say on My My Special, my last one on

1629
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:43,439
Speaker 1: Live at the Forum. It was just like, there's no

1630
01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:46,439
Speaker 1: different difference from my mom, and I love with your mom.

1631
01:31:46,479 --> 01:31:48,280
Speaker 1: By the way, the way you set up your there

1632
01:31:48,320 --> 01:31:49,800
Speaker 1: are two people in your life that you set up

1633
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:51,599
Speaker 1: so beautifully on stage, did your mom and your son?

1634
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:55,479
Speaker 1: They start with your mom, by the way, Danielle and

1635
01:31:55,920 --> 01:32:04,120
Speaker 1: Froggy and are very white and we are so well represented. Yes, yeah,

1636
01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:07,400
Speaker 1: anyway back to your mom, Yes, this there's a love affair,

1637
01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:10,040
Speaker 1: but in a mom's own way. Between you and your mom,

1638
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:14,040
Speaker 1: you just adore her and the perils of growing up

1639
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:18,360
Speaker 1: with a mom like that who just has the biggest

1640
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:20,920
Speaker 1: heart in the world. Yes, it means well, but sometimes

1641
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:25,000
Speaker 1: miss steps or always miss steps, yeah, or steps on.

1642
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:30,200
Speaker 1: She's the best. I'm not gonna you know, and I

1643
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't. We try, I try. It's hard to explain

1644
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,799
Speaker 1: to this generation right like they're spoiled. They have everything

1645
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:39,479
Speaker 1: in the palm in their hands. You know what I mean, like,

1646
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:43,479
Speaker 1: you can move to this country and be like, I'm

1647
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:47,000
Speaker 1: from India and just type in on Google, like where

1648
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:49,000
Speaker 1: can I find a bunch of Indian people like me?

1649
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:51,040
Speaker 1: Where I can hang out and it'll tell you places

1650
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:53,040
Speaker 1: where to eat and all that. My mom, who did

1651
01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:55,200
Speaker 1: this country, she didn't have any of that, you know,

1652
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,639
Speaker 1: she literally, like I said it as a joke on stage,

1653
01:32:57,680 --> 01:32:59,680
Speaker 1: but I remember sitting in church and my mom's just

1654
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,880
Speaker 1: outing people that were brown, just you know, when church

1655
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:07,840
Speaker 1: was done, she would walk up to Filipino, Filipino. It

1656
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:15,240
Speaker 1: just whatever is about Filippino, No Mexican, silorry, you look Filipino. Sorry,

1657
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:18,600
Speaker 1: you know, and we and we laugh. But like, just

1658
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 1: imagine how hard that was for her to do that.

1659
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:23,040
Speaker 1: She just wanted to find people that she can hang

1660
01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:26,560
Speaker 1: out with and talk her her dialect with, you know

1661
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,760
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, so it's like they're cut from

1662
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 1: a different cloth, and this generation needs to respect that

1663
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,560
Speaker 1: generation that came here and did that for him. It

1664
01:33:34,600 --> 01:33:36,720
Speaker 1: was incredible things you were doing on stage and doing

1665
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:39,519
Speaker 1: your special like you did in the Elements. What a

1666
01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:43,160
Speaker 1: great gift for your mom and other Filipinos. Yeah, now

1667
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:48,800
Speaker 1: your son, I must say, you beat the living crap

1668
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:51,120
Speaker 1: out of him on stage. I don't know if my

1669
01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:54,160
Speaker 1: father was on stage say the things, the private things

1670
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:56,479
Speaker 1: that went on in our four walls that you talk

1671
01:33:56,520 --> 01:34:00,240
Speaker 1: about with your son. I'm like, Dad, Yeah, that's a

1672
01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:03,920
Speaker 1: good impersonation. That was good Dad. What are you doing?

1673
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,720
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Dad? You know he works for

1674
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:10,640
Speaker 1: me now he does? Oh god. It's it's so uh

1675
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:14,639
Speaker 1: you know, you know the benefits of having uh, your

1676
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:18,400
Speaker 1: dad as the boss. It's like he's got job security.

1677
01:34:18,439 --> 01:34:21,360
Speaker 1: It's like, can he ever get fired? Check this out?

1678
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:24,080
Speaker 1: So the first day of the job, he I had

1679
01:34:24,120 --> 01:34:27,000
Speaker 1: to make up a position for him. He's my assistant assistant,

1680
01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:31,360
Speaker 1: which is nothing right. That's like no, of no, It's

1681
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:36,160
Speaker 1: like so so he Yeah, the first day he's in

1682
01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:37,760
Speaker 1: the green room with his legs up on the couch

1683
01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:40,200
Speaker 1: and he's just I'm like, oh, are you done. He's like, yeah,

1684
01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:42,640
Speaker 1: we finished early. Dad. I'm like, oh, okay, you're like

1685
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:44,880
Speaker 1: in the job. He was like, yeah, I love it. Uh,

1686
01:34:44,920 --> 01:34:46,880
Speaker 1: I go, how's Jacob you like Jake? Oh? I love

1687
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:49,640
Speaker 1: Jacob's great dad, and then uh, and then he goes,

1688
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:52,759
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy, Dad, is uh? Even though Jacob's

1689
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:55,960
Speaker 1: my boss. I'm his boss too. I'm like, no, Joe,

1690
01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:58,679
Speaker 1: you can't say that because because Jacob was in the room,

1691
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,400
Speaker 1: I was disrespectful. I'm like, you can't say that show

1692
01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:04,720
Speaker 1: and he goes, what, I'm just joking. I'm like, no,

1693
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:07,920
Speaker 1: you can't say that. That's disrespectful. And I go, I go, Jacob,

1694
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:09,519
Speaker 1: do you like that? When he says that, he goes no,

1695
01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:11,280
Speaker 1: He's been saying it all day. I'm like, well, he

1696
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,519
Speaker 1: can't say that, so don't let him say that you're

1697
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:16,120
Speaker 1: his boss. He's like, all right, cool, did you like it?

1698
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:17,680
Speaker 1: When he said He's like no, I go, well, then

1699
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:19,000
Speaker 1: what do you do if he says that? Next time?

1700
01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:22,360
Speaker 1: He goes, can I fire him? And I go no?

1701
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:28,160
Speaker 1: And then my son goes, I told you, do you

1702
01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 1: know who my dad is? Exactly? It's so it's so

1703
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:34,960
Speaker 1: funny though, but they're great. He's the best. I'm telling you,

1704
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 1: he's incredible. My son, Yeah, he works his butt off.

1705
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:39,920
Speaker 1: But let's be very clear. And I know this material

1706
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 1: and as you have described to Nate material you do

1707
01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:44,360
Speaker 1: when we see it on Netflix. It's been around for

1708
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:46,840
Speaker 1: a while. It's not Brandon. This isn't like headline news

1709
01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:50,080
Speaker 1: from today. Yeah, you go on, you go on this

1710
01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:54,519
Speaker 1: stage and talk about your son's penis size. Yeah, tell

1711
01:35:54,600 --> 01:36:00,920
Speaker 1: you no, don't do that. No lack of penis girth,

1712
01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:06,439
Speaker 1: there's no girth. Girth, don't forget girth. And I know

1713
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:08,439
Speaker 1: it's your your dad, you love him, he knows you

1714
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:10,160
Speaker 1: love him. But you go out there do this on

1715
01:36:10,320 --> 01:36:13,800
Speaker 1: stage and from of millions of katrillions on Netflix? And

1716
01:36:14,080 --> 01:36:16,960
Speaker 1: has has he ever looked? Even? Go dad? Really, what

1717
01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:19,200
Speaker 1: are you doing? I think he's cool with it. He's like, yeah, No,

1718
01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:22,080
Speaker 1: he's been watch he's been watching me. He's been watching

1719
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,160
Speaker 1: me for a long time. And and and the one

1720
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:27,320
Speaker 1: thing that I always do is make sure I'd make

1721
01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:29,519
Speaker 1: fun of myself. If I'm gonna make fun of anyone,

1722
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:32,479
Speaker 1: I'd make sure I go in on myself ten times harder,

1723
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,720
Speaker 1: and then I'll go in on somebody. But if I

1724
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:37,920
Speaker 1: can make fun of myself, then you you better be

1725
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:41,200
Speaker 1: able to laugh at yourself. It's all about the storytelling. Yeah.

1726
01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:43,920
Speaker 1: And you know, people, we've had some great, great comedians

1727
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:46,519
Speaker 1: and entertainers sit in that chair. And even if it's

1728
01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:50,280
Speaker 1: through music or through comedy, it's your way of weaving

1729
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:53,280
Speaker 1: together a story. Yeah. And it really isn't jokes. It's

1730
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:56,439
Speaker 1: not like a list of jokes. It's just real life.

1731
01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:58,080
Speaker 1: That's so cool that you said that, because that that

1732
01:36:58,360 --> 01:37:01,080
Speaker 1: is literally you know what I fell in love with

1733
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:03,120
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. I fell in love with

1734
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:06,639
Speaker 1: the storytellers. So it's it was you know, it was Richard.

1735
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:10,479
Speaker 1: You know. There's another guy that I loved was uh um,

1736
01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:14,519
Speaker 1: oh god does hurt Doug? Oh god, I forgot his name?

1737
01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:19,400
Speaker 1: A wolf? H What did he do with? Uh? It's Wolf?

1738
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:22,800
Speaker 1: His last name was Wolf. But he passed away though,

1739
01:37:23,200 --> 01:37:25,560
Speaker 1: and uh but he he was a teacher and he

1740
01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:27,760
Speaker 1: and he talked about his class and I was so

1741
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:30,639
Speaker 1: addicted to watching him how he talked about his students

1742
01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:33,080
Speaker 1: and how he would talk it would become his students

1743
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:34,640
Speaker 1: and then he would be the teacher. And I just

1744
01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:37,479
Speaker 1: loved that interaction and watching it, like you can actually

1745
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:41,520
Speaker 1: see the sitcome on stage, you know. Dennis Wolfberg. Dennis Wolfberg,

1746
01:37:44,479 --> 01:37:48,240
Speaker 1: thank you. Dennis Wolfberg was so amazing, Rest in peace.

1747
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:50,120
Speaker 1: I never got to see him live, but I loved

1748
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:54,280
Speaker 1: watching him talk about, you know, being a teacher, and yeah,

1749
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:56,559
Speaker 1: it was so cool. So but that that's what I enjoyed.

1750
01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:59,840
Speaker 1: I love seeing stories being told. Louis Anderson with his

1751
01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:02,960
Speaker 1: mom and his brother, just that that style. So that's

1752
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:05,960
Speaker 1: that was always my thing. It is the storytelling. I mean,

1753
01:38:06,280 --> 01:38:08,000
Speaker 1: if you go back in a lot of people on

1754
01:38:08,080 --> 01:38:09,840
Speaker 1: the show probably don't remember, but in the days of

1755
01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:12,560
Speaker 1: the old Tonight Show, like Johnny Carson and all the

1756
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:15,439
Speaker 1: big comedians you might have on, the comedians would rather

1757
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:19,920
Speaker 1: rarely come on and talk about being a normal human

1758
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:22,840
Speaker 1: being in this world, like having a family full of

1759
01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:26,040
Speaker 1: nurses or having a family full of teachers. Whatever. Now

1760
01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:28,280
Speaker 1: it's like if you don't if you're not talking in

1761
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:30,439
Speaker 1: real and I really don't understand what you're talking about

1762
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:33,439
Speaker 1: now with you. Yeah, comedy is subjective, right, So it's

1763
01:38:33,439 --> 01:38:36,880
Speaker 1: like there's different genres of comedy. You know. It's just

1764
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:39,720
Speaker 1: like music. There's rock, rap, there's country, and it's the

1765
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:44,200
Speaker 1: same thing with comedy. There's political, there's puppets, there's clowns,

1766
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:49,040
Speaker 1: there's storytellers, there's you know, musical. It's it's so it's

1767
01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:52,960
Speaker 1: all subjective. It's just I prefer storytelling. I love watching

1768
01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:56,920
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy talk about his aunt Bunny falling down the stairs. Yeah,

1769
01:38:57,040 --> 01:38:59,360
Speaker 1: that to me is funny. By the way, let's talk

1770
01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:04,240
Speaker 1: about your film career. Showing um Easter Sunday, which is

1771
01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:08,120
Speaker 1: on Blu Ray. Now, it's how cool is that it's

1772
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:11,040
Speaker 1: on Beta Max. No, it's on Blue Ray Blue And

1773
01:39:11,160 --> 01:39:13,680
Speaker 1: I thought they I thought they stopped making that. And

1774
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:15,840
Speaker 1: then I was in Target and it's on the shelf

1775
01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:21,240
Speaker 1: next to Brad Pitt. I was like hey, hey, hey,

1776
01:39:21,439 --> 01:39:24,400
Speaker 1: and then had bonus features. I was like, what, there's

1777
01:39:24,439 --> 01:39:27,519
Speaker 1: something that they're a blockbuster in town. There's something you

1778
01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:30,000
Speaker 1: don't understand. Do you know that you have a promo

1779
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:32,880
Speaker 1: team that sends out to talk about and celebrate the

1780
01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:35,960
Speaker 1: fact that that Easter Sundays on Blue Ray. They send

1781
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:38,760
Speaker 1: out these promo kits. Yeah, Universal we got one. Oh

1782
01:39:38,960 --> 01:39:44,360
Speaker 1: what wad hey, Joe koit Easter Sunday. Look, it's all

1783
01:39:44,439 --> 01:39:51,080
Speaker 1: gummy candy candies. And also these yes, those are Filipino candies,

1784
01:39:52,160 --> 01:39:56,040
Speaker 1: but they're not. They're they're they're called Chucko mallows. What

1785
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:59,080
Speaker 1: a rip off? Yeah? But what are these though? These

1786
01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:03,120
Speaker 1: are like Filipino and he's chocolate choc chalk nut. Yeah,

1787
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:06,200
Speaker 1: choc nut. They used to call me that in high school. Yeah,

1788
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:09,439
Speaker 1: they call you a lot of things. But they also

1789
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:14,920
Speaker 1: had these incredible cheese rings. They were like cheetos, but

1790
01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:17,800
Speaker 1: they're round that when you came in with yesterday. Yes,

1791
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:21,640
Speaker 1: but the cheese powder isn't like Cheetos. It's sweeter and

1792
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:25,160
Speaker 1: yeah we love sugar in the Philippines. Yeah yeah, it's

1793
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,040
Speaker 1: so good. Oh yeah, I love them so much. I

1794
01:40:27,160 --> 01:40:30,040
Speaker 1: was getting that powder all over my finger tips. Yeah,

1795
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:33,160
Speaker 1: he saved it till later. Never watched porn after eating

1796
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:38,280
Speaker 1: those noes? Does don't watch porn? Wait? What part the

1797
01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:41,360
Speaker 1: finger tips are the union rings? What are you doing?

1798
01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:47,240
Speaker 1: You know they could have sent over some jolly boot

1799
01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:51,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's one of his clients. Oh I know

1800
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:55,559
Speaker 1: that started in the Philippines. Yeah. Yeah, they're amazing. Yeah

1801
01:40:55,760 --> 01:41:03,040
Speaker 1: they're good. Yes, so okay, he will sell anything. Yeah.

1802
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:06,360
Speaker 1: So just turning us on. Joe kois with us now.

1803
01:41:06,439 --> 01:41:09,720
Speaker 1: Tomorrow had a big night because Joe is headlining at

1804
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:13,040
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden, part of the New York Comedy Festival.

1805
01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:14,640
Speaker 1: You know, we do a concert there every year and

1806
01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:16,120
Speaker 1: it sells that in like two seconds. I mean it's

1807
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 1: a pretty humble, I humble band. I know it's cool,

1808
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:24,000
Speaker 1: it's good, it's cool, but you know, Madison Square Garden

1809
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:29,880
Speaker 1: it's kind of old hat for us. Wow, I've never

1810
01:41:30,160 --> 01:41:32,439
Speaker 1: I can't imagine when it's like performing and doing your

1811
01:41:32,479 --> 01:41:35,360
Speaker 1: thing there. I mean, at the end of the day, Joe,

1812
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:38,120
Speaker 1: it's just it's a round room. It's a room. It's

1813
01:41:38,120 --> 01:41:40,960
Speaker 1: a room with lights and seats and microphones. But there's

1814
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:43,560
Speaker 1: something else going on in a room like that. What

1815
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:45,519
Speaker 1: is that? How do you describe it to us who

1816
01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:50,639
Speaker 1: probably don't understand it? Um? I mean, Muhammad alifaught there.

1817
01:41:51,160 --> 01:41:56,080
Speaker 1: You know, the Jackson's performed there. When Michael Jordan retired

1818
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:58,240
Speaker 1: from basketball, all he could talk about was going back

1819
01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:01,160
Speaker 1: to Madison Square Garden. He couldn't even talk about Chicago.

1820
01:42:01,439 --> 01:42:03,639
Speaker 1: He was like, I can't wait to play at Madison

1821
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:09,000
Speaker 1: Square Garden. Like that's how iconic Madison Square Garden is.

1822
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:13,639
Speaker 1: It's it's the holy grail for any performer, from Elton

1823
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:25,800
Speaker 1: John to the Beatles to you. No I'm jugging. We

1824
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,200
Speaker 1: introduced the performance. But when you when you walk out

1825
01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:30,040
Speaker 1: on this, it's harder to say what you're going to

1826
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:32,519
Speaker 1: feel until you're there tomorrow. When you walk out on

1827
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:35,400
Speaker 1: that stage, what are you anticipating will be going through

1828
01:42:35,439 --> 01:42:38,840
Speaker 1: your mind? I don't know, I you know, I just

1829
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:42,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. You gotta take a moment though. Oh yeah,

1830
01:42:42,439 --> 01:42:45,479
Speaker 1: it's gonna be so weird. It's it's gonna be so weird.

1831
01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:49,080
Speaker 1: Like when I played, I played by the way. Here's

1832
01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:51,639
Speaker 1: a humble brag for you. First conict to sell out

1833
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:54,559
Speaker 1: the form four times right, And my name is written

1834
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:57,160
Speaker 1: on the wall. So when you walk down the form,

1835
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:02,600
Speaker 1: you see every name that's Eagles, AC, DC, you know,

1836
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:06,479
Speaker 1: Jackson's it's down this wall. And then you see my

1837
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:09,040
Speaker 1: name on that wall and it's like I remember that

1838
01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:11,000
Speaker 1: first time when I got on that stage. It was

1839
01:43:11,080 --> 01:43:13,639
Speaker 1: just like my heart was pounding out of my chest.

1840
01:43:14,479 --> 01:43:16,760
Speaker 1: And I don't know how it's going to be at

1841
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:19,240
Speaker 1: Masson Square Garden. I think my heart's gonna probably fall

1842
01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:21,960
Speaker 1: out on the on the ground, you know what I mean.

1843
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,599
Speaker 1: It's just gonna come out of my body. As long

1844
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:28,680
Speaker 1: as it doesn't fall out of your butt. Actually that

1845
01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:31,200
Speaker 1: would be great, that would I could say good night

1846
01:43:32,160 --> 01:43:33,960
Speaker 1: if that happened. I'm gonna ask you kind of a

1847
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,960
Speaker 1: serious question when you walk out onto the stage tomorrow

1848
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:39,559
Speaker 1: night at Masison Square Garden, it's gonna be loud, yeah,

1849
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:41,800
Speaker 1: because you know we're all your fans. We love what

1850
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:44,720
Speaker 1: you do. Are you actually going to be able to

1851
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:46,840
Speaker 1: say to yourself, you know what, Joe, you really deserve this?

1852
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:49,960
Speaker 1: Really do you? Can you say that to yourself when

1853
01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:53,400
Speaker 1: you when you know that your fans are moved by

1854
01:43:53,439 --> 01:43:56,320
Speaker 1: what you say, do you realize that you deserve you

1855
01:43:56,479 --> 01:43:59,000
Speaker 1: deserve it? I don't know. I don't know. I've never

1856
01:43:59,080 --> 01:44:02,360
Speaker 1: even said that to myself before. That's that's a great question,

1857
01:44:03,120 --> 01:44:06,160
Speaker 1: because I I'm never happy, you know, like the minute

1858
01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:07,840
Speaker 1: I say good night, all I'm thinking about is the

1859
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:11,519
Speaker 1: next show. It's like it starts back at zero again.

1860
01:44:12,040 --> 01:44:14,200
Speaker 1: It's a it's a horrible feeling. It's almost like you're

1861
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:16,280
Speaker 1: afraid to stop. It'll catch up with you. It is

1862
01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:18,240
Speaker 1: a horrible I'm not even joking. It's a horrible feeling

1863
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:21,599
Speaker 1: because it's such an a you know, like I can't

1864
01:44:21,640 --> 01:44:24,840
Speaker 1: sleep like people, you know, the people that went to

1865
01:44:24,880 --> 01:44:26,479
Speaker 1: the show get to go to bed, but I don't.

1866
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:29,599
Speaker 1: I'm literally like looking at the wall, like my blood's

1867
01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:32,280
Speaker 1: race in, my heart's pounding, I'm going over everything. I

1868
01:44:32,439 --> 01:44:34,639
Speaker 1: love it. I love it, but it's almost like, yeah,

1869
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:37,560
Speaker 1: it's very healthy, but it's just like how do I

1870
01:44:37,840 --> 01:44:40,120
Speaker 1: It's like this constant like I have to get back

1871
01:44:40,160 --> 01:44:41,720
Speaker 1: on stage now, Like I have to get back on

1872
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:46,960
Speaker 1: stage because I need that feeling again. I I don't sleep.

1873
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:49,760
Speaker 1: Everyone will tell you. I don't sleep. I'm up till

1874
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:52,040
Speaker 1: like three in the morning, four in the morning, like

1875
01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:55,639
Speaker 1: thinking about the routine. What I said, And you know, well,

1876
01:44:55,680 --> 01:44:59,200
Speaker 1: that's what makes you stupendous. It what you do think? Maybe, yeah,

1877
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:01,120
Speaker 1: I get Yeah. Are you afraid if you slept it

1878
01:45:01,160 --> 01:45:03,479
Speaker 1: would all just come crumbling down? Yeah? Yeah, I do,

1879
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:05,280
Speaker 1: I really do. It takes a lot for me to

1880
01:45:05,320 --> 01:45:09,040
Speaker 1: fall asleep because I'm constantly in my head. I'm constantly thinking,

1881
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:12,920
Speaker 1: like your mustache is bothering. And that was the beginning

1882
01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:16,320
Speaker 1: of the show. Joe. I know you've got things to do.

1883
01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:18,760
Speaker 1: You gotta get rolling. But a few things I want

1884
01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:20,840
Speaker 1: to share with you from the outside world, outside this room,

1885
01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:24,000
Speaker 1: and the texts are love Joe KOI even following us

1886
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:26,280
Speaker 1: at the beginning of his career, he rapped Filipinos better

1887
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:29,320
Speaker 1: than anyone in our culture. Break a leg at the garden.

1888
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:36,479
Speaker 1: I cannot say, my boy joy boo, Hi, I've screwed

1889
01:45:36,479 --> 01:45:38,720
Speaker 1: that up. Yeah, we have some talk faction. If you

1890
01:45:38,760 --> 01:45:40,200
Speaker 1: listen to us on the I heart radio app. You

1891
01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:44,559
Speaker 1: can actually talk back. Dared play these without monitoring him first. Yeah,

1892
01:45:44,560 --> 01:45:48,240
Speaker 1: I think we should monitor them. I was so excited

1893
01:45:48,320 --> 01:45:50,240
Speaker 1: when I heard that you were having Joe Koi on

1894
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:54,240
Speaker 1: your show. However, he starts at the same time I

1895
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:58,800
Speaker 1: have to start teaching my class. He is so hysterical.

1896
01:45:59,479 --> 01:46:02,360
Speaker 1: Every time I listened to him, I laughed so hard,

1897
01:46:02,479 --> 01:46:05,479
Speaker 1: and I worry that I might be my fans depends. Yeah,

1898
01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:09,040
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Here's another one. Somebody please let Joe

1899
01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:12,840
Speaker 1: call you know that I want to meet him, one

1900
01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:16,200
Speaker 1: of his biggest fans. He will be in Charlotte in March.

1901
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna be there, but I would love to

1902
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:22,680
Speaker 1: meet him. You were just in Tulsa, were you not? Yeah,

1903
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:25,040
Speaker 1: I was in Tulsa. You were texting from Tulsa. So, yeah,

1904
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:29,200
Speaker 1: that show is incredible. We got that on tape. I

1905
01:46:29,280 --> 01:46:32,519
Speaker 1: went into what makes the show incredible? Is there something

1906
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:36,760
Speaker 1: you can describe? I? Well, yeah, I I add live

1907
01:46:36,800 --> 01:46:38,720
Speaker 1: a lot. So I go in on the you know,

1908
01:46:38,840 --> 01:46:42,080
Speaker 1: for like forty minutes, just like improvising, and that night

1909
01:46:42,160 --> 01:46:45,720
Speaker 1: I was on fire. I was on fire, like that

1910
01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:48,200
Speaker 1: was That was one of those nights we have it

1911
01:46:48,280 --> 01:46:50,080
Speaker 1: on tape where I even said I think I need

1912
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:53,200
Speaker 1: to shoot a special here in Tulsa. Wow, it was that.

1913
01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:57,560
Speaker 1: It was that incredible. Oh Josh, so it was incredible.

1914
01:46:58,160 --> 01:47:00,920
Speaker 1: So you and Tulsa and Sylvester's alone, his new show

1915
01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:03,320
Speaker 1: is based their Tulsa is getting all the all the action.

1916
01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:06,759
Speaker 1: But what makes you kind of crazy about an audience?

1917
01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:09,160
Speaker 1: What can they do that kind of drives you nutty? Nothing,

1918
01:47:10,160 --> 01:47:12,320
Speaker 1: I'll pull it out of them, you know. I don't

1919
01:47:12,360 --> 01:47:14,240
Speaker 1: want them to do anything but enjoy the show. But

1920
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:18,599
Speaker 1: it just happens organically like that. You'll feel it too

1921
01:47:18,800 --> 01:47:21,760
Speaker 1: when it's when it's organic. And then there's shows where

1922
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:24,200
Speaker 1: it's not organic, where it's just it's too much and

1923
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:26,439
Speaker 1: you're just like, I don't I'm not feeling this right here.

1924
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:28,720
Speaker 1: This is a very personal thing to you. Yeah, it's

1925
01:47:28,760 --> 01:47:31,560
Speaker 1: connected to you emotionally. Yeah, right, Oh it is. It

1926
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:34,559
Speaker 1: has to be. That's what makes you so great, whatever

1927
01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:36,960
Speaker 1: it is you are, Yea all that night. I just

1928
01:47:37,120 --> 01:47:40,840
Speaker 1: love stand up so much. I really do well. Having

1929
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:43,760
Speaker 1: you here has just been quite the gift. I mean,

1930
01:47:43,840 --> 01:47:47,120
Speaker 1: you really are amazing. And break all legs. You can

1931
01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:49,280
Speaker 1: find at Madison Square Garden tomorrow night. Do you know

1932
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:51,439
Speaker 1: why they say break a leg? Yes? I do too.

1933
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:54,240
Speaker 1: Do you have no idea? Do you? When you audition

1934
01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:56,200
Speaker 1: for a show they want you, they say break a

1935
01:47:56,280 --> 01:47:58,080
Speaker 1: leg because if you do, you get you're you're in

1936
01:47:58,160 --> 01:48:00,720
Speaker 1: a cast, so you'll be part of the cat. Oh

1937
01:48:01,439 --> 01:48:04,840
Speaker 1: that's what'sn't the story I heard? Oh? What did you hear?

1938
01:48:04,920 --> 01:48:09,400
Speaker 1: I like something about girth? Be so mad? What is yours?

1939
01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:11,360
Speaker 1: Break my girth? No, it was it was actually that

1940
01:48:11,520 --> 01:48:13,240
Speaker 1: it was close to that. It's been around for many,

1941
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:16,360
Speaker 1: many years. Yeah, for me and my Walt Disney must Yeah.

1942
01:48:16,400 --> 01:48:17,800
Speaker 1: So could you say, like break an arm, break a

1943
01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:20,519
Speaker 1: hip and it all is the same thing, because I

1944
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:26,120
Speaker 1: guess yeah, it just doesn't sound that's cool break a leg? Yeah.

1945
01:48:26,160 --> 01:48:27,960
Speaker 1: I feel like if you said break a hip, people

1946
01:48:28,160 --> 01:48:32,439
Speaker 1: turn back and go, I don't like you. Right, I'm

1947
01:48:32,479 --> 01:48:36,519
Speaker 1: too young to break a hip. Joe Koy. By the way,

1948
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:39,800
Speaker 1: you can find four different stand up specials, one of

1949
01:48:39,840 --> 01:48:44,120
Speaker 1: them of course from Philippines Manila, but also the latest one,

1950
01:48:44,160 --> 01:48:46,040
Speaker 1: as he was describing, being a LA Forum. That's the

1951
01:48:46,160 --> 01:48:49,559
Speaker 1: new one that's currently streaming and uh that's been nominated

1952
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:52,000
Speaker 1: for People's Choice Awards. You can vote, you can vote

1953
01:48:52,080 --> 01:48:54,280
Speaker 1: right now, you guys, how do we vote? Let's just

1954
01:48:54,760 --> 01:48:56,880
Speaker 1: go to my link or just go to People's Choice

1955
01:48:56,920 --> 01:49:01,080
Speaker 1: Awards link. Uh, go to my Instagram I'm Jokoy and

1956
01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:03,640
Speaker 1: go to my my my, my my link. There, I

1957
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:06,360
Speaker 1: have the link for it. Just vote, man. I'm just

1958
01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:09,760
Speaker 1: honored that they nominated that special. I love who's with

1959
01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:13,080
Speaker 1: me in that category? And and that's special. That's my

1960
01:49:13,160 --> 01:49:16,479
Speaker 1: favorite hour ever. Wow, So why would you not vote

1961
01:49:16,479 --> 01:49:19,000
Speaker 1: for that? Just figure it out. You're smart. You listen

1962
01:49:19,040 --> 01:49:21,120
Speaker 1: to us, You'll figure out how to vote for People's

1963
01:49:21,160 --> 01:49:25,439
Speaker 1: Choice Awards, Joe Koy. Uh, it's called LA It's live

1964
01:49:25,479 --> 01:49:27,960
Speaker 1: from LA Forum. I believe. How cool is that? But

1965
01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:29,600
Speaker 1: there are three other shows on Netflix. I want you

1966
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:32,280
Speaker 1: to watch these. I've I've watched all of them. Thank you.

1967
01:49:32,439 --> 01:49:34,360
Speaker 1: I just think you're so great. We love you, we

1968
01:49:34,479 --> 01:49:36,640
Speaker 1: love that you guys, and all of you spent the

1969
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:39,920
Speaker 1: time to come see us today. Of course, I'm I'm

1970
01:49:40,240 --> 01:49:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I'd much rather be in here than Zoom.

1971
01:49:43,080 --> 01:49:47,599
Speaker 1: I hate Zoom. That's so dumb. I know that's so dumb.

1972
01:49:47,800 --> 01:49:49,360
Speaker 1: I'd rather get you on Zoom than not get you

1973
01:49:49,439 --> 01:49:51,639
Speaker 1: at all, though, But you did come in Joe Koy,

1974
01:49:51,760 --> 01:49:53,960
Speaker 1: thank you always come in here, Thank you for being here.

1975
01:49:54,120 --> 01:49:57,080
Speaker 1: I love you as I you. Next time you see me,

1976
01:49:57,160 --> 01:49:59,920
Speaker 1: the semestesh will be gone. No I won't. I won't

1977
01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:04,040
Speaker 1: see that. It woke her up? Can we get us?

1978
01:50:07,360 --> 01:50:09,760
Speaker 1: I love you if I can see us miss part

1979
01:50:09,800 --> 01:50:12,439
Speaker 1: of today's show. We listen with Elvis Durant on demand.

1980
01:50:12,680 --> 01:50:15,519
Speaker 1: The entire show uploaded every day. A lot of people

1981
01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:17,920
Speaker 1: listen to us on demand only on the IR Radio

1982
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:22,560
Speaker 1: app show. If you're crazy like us and love to

1983
01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:24,880
Speaker 1: play games, get your friends and family together and play

1984
01:50:24,920 --> 01:50:27,720
Speaker 1: our new favorite card game, Mantis. The Mantis game is

1985
01:50:27,720 --> 01:50:30,080
Speaker 1: a target right now. Look for Mantis in the pink

1986
01:50:30,160 --> 01:50:35,400
Speaker 1: box with a colorful Mantis shrimp. You'll love it. Love him, Yeah,

1987
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:38,439
Speaker 1: what an amazing time we had with him. By the way,

1988
01:50:38,520 --> 01:50:41,200
Speaker 1: listen to us wherever you get your podcasts, Elvis Train

1989
01:50:41,280 --> 01:50:43,760
Speaker 1: Morning Show on demand, and make sure you listen to

1990
01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:45,400
Speaker 1: that Joe Coy interview. I think we have it on

1991
01:50:45,560 --> 01:50:47,960
Speaker 1: video too. You can see what it looked like and

1992
01:50:48,120 --> 01:50:50,320
Speaker 1: vote for him for a People's Choice Award. Yeah yeah,

1993
01:50:50,320 --> 01:50:51,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that as soon as we're off the air.

1994
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:53,360
Speaker 1: But do a search for People's Choice Awards. You can

1995
01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:55,920
Speaker 1: go onto whatever website and figure out how to vote.

1996
01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:57,919
Speaker 1: It's in his link in his bio two on Instagram.

1997
01:50:58,040 --> 01:50:59,920
Speaker 1: You can just tap it there and apparently you can

1998
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:02,720
Speaker 1: about twenty five times a person. Yeah, he's got my

1999
01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:06,800
Speaker 1: twenty five votes. Love Joe Coy. Let's get sound in

2000
01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:08,519
Speaker 1: with Garrett. Garrett, what do you have today? All right,

2001
01:51:08,600 --> 01:51:11,680
Speaker 1: let's start with a granddaughter pranking her grandma with the

2002
01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:15,680
Speaker 1: lyrics from Katy Perry's Last Friday Night. Okay, she's like

2003
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:18,719
Speaker 1: telling a story to grandma. Yeah about but using the lyrics.

2004
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:22,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you crazy kids who could have been arrested.

2005
01:51:23,240 --> 01:51:25,519
Speaker 1: I think we broke the law. I think he did

2006
01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:29,160
Speaker 1: greg the law. Yeah, if you went skinny didn't always

2007
01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:32,439
Speaker 1: say we're gonna stop. But he didn't. But this Friday

2008
01:51:32,760 --> 01:51:35,840
Speaker 1: night do it all again? No, no, don't do. You

2009
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:39,200
Speaker 1: were lucky to get by with it once. Don't try

2010
01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:42,880
Speaker 1: to push your luck, you crazy kids? Really? Are you

2011
01:51:43,120 --> 01:51:47,880
Speaker 1: kidding me? You didn't choose that. You did not know

2012
01:51:51,040 --> 01:51:54,200
Speaker 1: grandma lady else? All right, so we all know Beavis

2013
01:51:54,240 --> 01:52:02,600
Speaker 1: and butt Head from MTV, right O, yes, yes, So

2014
01:52:02,760 --> 01:52:04,600
Speaker 1: some guy took all those sounds put them into his

2015
01:52:04,720 --> 01:52:06,600
Speaker 1: drum kit and decided to play the drums. So this

2016
01:52:06,720 --> 01:52:08,479
Speaker 1: is a guy playing the drums with the beeves and

2017
01:52:08,520 --> 01:52:25,800
Speaker 1: budded sound effects. Fire fire fire, Jo Smoker. Imagine being

2018
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:27,760
Speaker 1: his neighbor and hearing all those sound effects too. Yes,

2019
01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna love it, alright, I'm shining fire fire fire alright, alright.

2020
01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:35,720
Speaker 1: So earlier in the show, we broke out the game

2021
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:38,639
Speaker 1: password obviously, and everybody in the room was giving their clues,

2022
01:52:38,800 --> 01:52:40,840
Speaker 1: and when it came to Nate, this is how he

2023
01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:46,040
Speaker 1: started his clue. Yeah, he was hard pressed to find

2024
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:48,400
Speaker 1: a clue. Yeah, it was hard. But what we don't

2025
01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:53,800
Speaker 1: have until now the secret microphone by his chair. Yeah,

2026
01:52:53,920 --> 01:53:07,960
Speaker 1: you want to hear what happened below deck. I'm glad

2027
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:10,960
Speaker 1: we have that microphone. I know, I know three two

2028
01:53:11,040 --> 01:53:12,880
Speaker 1: four two whose job is to clean that thing out?

2029
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:17,680
Speaker 1: Well with that set, you're a good American garage. Thank you.

2030
01:53:18,920 --> 01:53:23,519
Speaker 1: Joined the conversation by texting, I saw a man this weekend,

2031
01:53:23,640 --> 01:53:26,680
Speaker 1: full us out and then made eye contact with me.

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01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:31,439
Speaker 1: Diner data and messaging race may apply. Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show