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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode.

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Speaker 2: Oh we're taking over TT.

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Speaker 1: You were on your phone and I was ready for action.

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Speaker 3: Okay, welcome to the bonus episode and we give them

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Speaker 3: a podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're back.

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Speaker 3: I am so excited about this episode because there are

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Speaker 3: so many times that I do something and I go,

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Speaker 3: oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, I'm my mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's not going well for me.

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Speaker 2: Because you become mom or dad.

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Speaker 4: That's a sad one. I don't know how I if

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Speaker 4: I am becoming dad. I don't see anything anymore, you know,

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Speaker 4: And I was twenty five when you passed, So it's

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Speaker 4: like telling things.

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Speaker 2: There are things you do that remind me of dad.

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Speaker 1: Will you point them out from now on?

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Speaker 2: Of course I will.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, but no, I here's the thing your dad

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Speaker 4: and I am mom.

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Speaker 1: That has been it from birth. You are more like Dad.

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Speaker 3: I am more like constantly riddled with stre riddled with stress, overthinks,

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Speaker 3: very like particular of like how things are set up.

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Speaker 4: You like things organized, you know, even like I open

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Speaker 4: your thing because I needed to clean my ears when

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Speaker 4: I was just in your bathroom chatting with you, and

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh and I open it and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: this is fucking dad's drawer set perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Then I go into Lisa's room.

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Speaker 4: You open it and there's just shit everywhere, and I'm like, ah,

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Speaker 4: this is me home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that much more comfortable digging.

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Speaker 1: I love a good dig for something good. Then when

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Speaker 1: you dig, you're like, oh my god, I forgot I

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Speaker 1: got that. Now. I don't like digging. It's just who

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Speaker 1: I am, and there's no change in it.

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Speaker 2: It's oh, I love me.

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Speaker 3: Like an organizing uh box, like from Amazon where all

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Speaker 3: of like the acrylic boxes come out and they're like

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Speaker 3: tiny ones, bigger ones, huge ones to just organize, organize.

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Speaker 3: I came up the other day and got into our

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Speaker 3: medicine slash by product cabinet and there's like an I've

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Speaker 3: made sure it stays perfect. I always put everything back in,

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Speaker 3: Like mom's contacts. The box of contacts are just like

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Speaker 3: sitting on a shelf in front of all the adult medications.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, what the.

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Speaker 1: Fuck is this?

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Speaker 4: She goes Lisa, can we try and keep the medicine

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Speaker 4: cabinet clean?

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Speaker 1: Please just show me. I showed her.

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Speaker 2: Trust me. I went up there and I said, do

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Speaker 2: you see this?

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Speaker 3: See the shelf right here, this is where your box belongs.

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Speaker 3: That's why there there's nothing here because the box was

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Speaker 3: there where I put it, and then you removed it

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Speaker 3: and it still has a place to Nothing's going to

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Speaker 3: be there. You won't know why because I designated it

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Speaker 3: to your contacts.

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Speaker 1: I'm also mom. I leave my shoes around now.

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Speaker 2: Oh my biggest pet peeve. You just take them off

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Speaker 2: in the.

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Speaker 3: Middle of the floor walking high traffic areas so that

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Speaker 3: someone's just ready to break their face at every good

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you what mine is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when Ocean talks back to me and she asks

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Speaker 3: me why I tell her to do something or why

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Speaker 3: she can't, and I go, because I'm the mom and

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Speaker 3: you're the child, I hate that. I hate it too,

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Speaker 3: but it stopped myself. I was like, oh no, that's

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Speaker 3: how I grew up. My mom told me that, and

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Speaker 3: I hated it.

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Speaker 1: But Lisa did it in such a shitty way.

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Speaker 2: You really are chatting on Lisa today.

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Speaker 4: It's because she's so great, and it's just because I

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Speaker 4: have to. But when you when we'd ask her to

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Speaker 4: do something or like we didn't and.

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Speaker 1: She'd go, well, that's so cute. I'm the mom and

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Speaker 1: you're the kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get the high pitch voice.

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Speaker 3: I want to know why, because I'm the mom and

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Speaker 3: you're the kid. Isn't that so fun? So like when

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Speaker 3: I say something it goes, isn't it so great?

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Speaker 2: And it's like, oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, you can't even rebottle this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the only thing I can do is

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Speaker 4: beat your ass and I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: No, you can't do that, So I guess I'm doing it.

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Speaker 3: So Iileen means underscore lights. I cackled when I read this,

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Speaker 3: and then I realized I misread it, but it said

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Speaker 3: I called my kids.

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Speaker 5: Boch, but it was actually by each be why It's

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Speaker 5: just it was one word, so I thought she called

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Speaker 5: her kids boch and maybe like her mom used to

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Speaker 5: call her piace.

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Speaker 2: I was like, damn, I like this one. I call

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Speaker 2: my kids by each of their sibs names.

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Speaker 3: Accidentally, first said I would never do it, but you.

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Speaker 2: Know when you go through the lineup, Dad used to

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Speaker 3: Laurenson, I mean door, damn it, Lily, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: You do that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do it all the time. That's just being

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Speaker 2: a parent. I feel I'm not gonna judge that. I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna judge her at all.

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Speaker 4: But I do that, and that is is that? Just

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Speaker 4: do you inherit that from your parents? Just calling out

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Speaker 4: wrong names?

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Speaker 2: Probably, I would say.

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Speaker 1: So because I've been called Pablo before. Oh yeah, we've

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Speaker 1: all okay, very different, but glad we're in the same bow.

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Speaker 2: At least compare humans to humans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, call me not Pablo.

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Speaker 2: No nor a German. Wow, I can barely read today.

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Speaker 4: It's been a long couple of it's been a long

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Speaker 1: I can even speak my legs.

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Speaker 2: Did Germans eighty six?

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Speaker 3: Yelling at my kids and husband to turn off the

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Speaker 2: This feels like I'm watching the commercial that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and mom used to do that East End, turn

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Speaker 4: off the lights unless you own the electric company? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: do you own the electric company? No, then turn off

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Speaker 4: the lights. That's what they today. Okay, fuck forgot.

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Speaker 3: And I feel the same way when I'm at home,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, turn off the lights.

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Speaker 2: No one's in here, why are we doing this?

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Speaker 1: Well, you have kids now, and it's truly annoying.

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Speaker 3: Like Dad with the thermostad was the most annoying thing

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Speaker 3: I'm like, stop doing that.

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Speaker 1: Taught in here, Yeah, I want it. It's hot in.

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Speaker 2: Here, because it's freezing out there.

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Speaker 3: It's the point if I wanted to be cold, i'd

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Speaker 3: go outside.

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Speaker 1: Are we you guys, do we even touch the thermostat anymore?

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Speaker 2: No? Because I keep it pretty.

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Speaker 1: It's at a great level. Mind.

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Speaker 3: It's easy in California because the temperature doesn't change.

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Speaker 2: Really, it's like Groundhog's Day.

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Speaker 1: You've got beautiful weather every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for real.

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Speaker 4: God, it's so great move to a place that skips

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Speaker 4: the shitty seasons.

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Speaker 3: But you do start missing, like having seasons where you're like, oh,

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Speaker 3: time has passed. When you're in La or in southern California,

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Speaker 3: you just wake up and it's your wrinkles that have

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Speaker 3: let you know that time has passed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that beautiful is pressing. No, I hate watching seasons.

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Speaker 4: Go Ba makes it too real. It's like spring and

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Speaker 4: summer in Utah and then it's like, oh, winter's coming.

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Speaker 4: Now we're back to it. I like waking up in

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Speaker 4: the Groundhog's Day. I'm still twenty nine. We say, that's

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Speaker 4: what I feel.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't move here, That's what I mean.

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Speaker 2: And then you look in the mirror and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm old. But right now time is fast.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: Chrissy underscore spore Makers. I recently asked some teens if

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Speaker 3: they were tired. They said no, so I told them

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Speaker 3: to stop dragging their feet.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, God. And her profile picture is pretty young.

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Speaker 1: I love her. She worked out of school. I hope

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Speaker 1: I'm taking that to me. I'm taking that to Gigi.

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Speaker 1: Are you tired? No? Pick up your feet, guys.

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Speaker 4: She stepped on a napkin at dinner, tracks it out

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Speaker 4: of the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Thank god it wasn't toilet paper.

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Speaker 4: And her mom, Claudia, is helping her and like she's

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Speaker 4: stepping on it and like Lisa's not even moving her foot,

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Speaker 4: She's like barely sliding it, and I kind of I go, Lisa,

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Speaker 4: you gotta pick up your damn foot.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was looking at her like.

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Speaker 2: She was like trying to get it out from under

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Speaker 2: my mom's.

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Speaker 4: Claudia was a second away from picking up Lisa's foot

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Speaker 4: and ripping it off, and so.

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Speaker 1: Is I pick up your feet, Lisa. Why do people

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Speaker 1: do that, not pick up their feet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like Mom will literally be just shuffling around.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how she has bottoms of shoes.

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Speaker 3: At the end of the kick steal, you guys, they

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Speaker 3: could have easily been avoided.

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Speaker 1: She always moved her feet.

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Speaker 4: She constantly has a band aid on her lower legs because.

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Speaker 2: She I'm gonna pass out.

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Speaker 4: She walks into the dishwasher, She walks into the lawn

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Speaker 4: chairs outside.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't walk, she glides.

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Speaker 1: She slides into them and then bleeds.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pass out.

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Speaker 3: I'm not joking because I'm picturing it. She constantly comes

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Speaker 3: out bleeding. I'm leaning again, and I'm like, I can't

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Speaker 3: handle this. I feel nauseous.

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Speaker 1: I'm not good with blood, not equipped for this life.

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Speaker 2: And I can I start feeling when I'm about to

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Speaker 2: go down.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your vision starts to sink.

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Speaker 3: The other day, you guys, Brock was taking the girl's

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Speaker 3: miniature golfing and he needed a car seat for ocean.

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Speaker 3: So I open the door out to the garage to

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Speaker 3: see if it's in there, and one of my legs

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Speaker 3: is out, one of my feet or whatever, and I check.

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Speaker 3: I go to come back in, but the girls are

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Speaker 3: like right behind me, so I can't get my foot

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Speaker 3: in quick enough and there's like this metal thing under

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Speaker 3: the door and it just slides right over my toes.

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Speaker 3: When I tell you, it just like from the cuticle

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Speaker 3: down to.

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Speaker 1: Like the knuckle. Your god, it was disgusting.

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Speaker 3: I passed out the house, like are you good. I

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Speaker 3: was just like laying in the middle of the floor

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Speaker 3: and I like put my foot up to him.

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Speaker 2: I was like, deal with it, deal with it. I'm

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Speaker 2: going down. I'm going down because you're already down.

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Speaker 3: I was like, no, like, I'm not going to be

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Speaker 3: coherent in five seconds. Yeah, And he's like, I it's

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Speaker 3: not that bad, mate, it's just a little bloody.

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Speaker 1: And then he goes, how did you give birth?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why thirty you were an hour you were

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Speaker 3: I do remember coming to you for a second and

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Speaker 3: Ocean runs and she's like, by mom, I'm gone. She

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Speaker 3: By the time I could get yes out, she was gone.

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Speaker 1: There's things to be done.

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Speaker 2: Things to be done.

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Speaker 3: We got to get to put putt Gloria Catherine XO XO.

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Speaker 2: When I leave all the motherfucking.

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Speaker 3: Kitchen cabinets open, she put MF But I'm using mother effing.

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Speaker 2: That's so her mom, that's so my mom.

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Speaker 1: She forgets to close the fridge.

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Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't what is so hard

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Speaker 3: about open shut? We learn it on Miss Rachel. Oh

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Speaker 3: beIN shut and oh beIN shut.

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Speaker 4: Mom leaves it at the opin and then she FROs over.

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Speaker 1: Then the song ends and she forgets to shut.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I do it too here and there, so I can't

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Speaker 4: fucking say shit on Lisa, it sucks, and it sucks

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Speaker 4: as you catch.

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Speaker 3: It, and you're like the station clean And can I

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Speaker 3: tell you another one that's so fucking annoying?

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Speaker 2: Tell me get two knives. Get two knives. Get two knives.

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Speaker 3: If you're gonna use butter, peanut butter and jelly, get.

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Speaker 2: Three one one knife does not belong at all.

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Speaker 6: is going into the jelly and seeing peanut butter on

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Speaker 1: Other thing.

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Speaker 4: I'll use one knife, peanut butter, peanut butter, one one slice.

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Speaker 4: When I go to the fresh slice, I clean the

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Speaker 1: Yes, and then I go into the jelly.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. What is for the love of God?

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Speaker 3: Can I tell you what this bitch asked me the

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Speaker 3: other day? We made corn on the cob. She gets the.

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Speaker 2: Butter dish out the butter dish.

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Speaker 3: God.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so now the butter has corn on the cob.

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Speaker 2: All she puts it back.

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Speaker 3: She puts it back, and I don't say anything because

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Speaker 3: I picked my battles. That's what I've been doing. I've

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Speaker 3: I'm just flying under the radar. Don't look at me,

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Speaker 3: don't talk about me. I don't want the smoke.

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Speaker 2: All right, We're going through a healing process, dude. She

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Speaker 2: looks at me. She just did you throw out the butter?

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Speaker 2: This looks new? Did you throw out the butter with

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Speaker 2: the corn on the cob?

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Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, yes, it had corn and weird

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Speaker 2: Well, we're having corn on the cob again, so I

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Speaker 2: was just going to use the butter.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm surprised she didn't say.

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Speaker 2: Hey, my knife, what you.

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Speaker 3: Need and maneuver it around the cob. Do not take

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Speaker 2: I feel like you should know this at sixty four.

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Speaker 4: If we were having corn on the cob for you know,

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Speaker 4: three times a day, every day, then yeah, we can

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Speaker 2: Oh my jeez.

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Speaker 4: But when we have corn on the cob once every year,

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Speaker 4: we don't need to save the butter.

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Speaker 1: Shit.

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Speaker 4: I saw the butter too, and I was like, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna make toast. I saw that butter and I said,

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Speaker 4: I'm not making toast, and in.

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Speaker 3: True fashion, in true Lisa fashion, Easton decided to do nothing.

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Speaker 2: Leave it for someone else.

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Speaker 3: You're fucking kidding me. You saw it that way and thought, oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna do anything.

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Speaker 2: How dare you.

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Speaker 1: Stop my house?

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Speaker 3: When someone asks when someone asks me, pure, what have

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Speaker 3: you been up to? How do I feel like I've

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Speaker 3: I don't have a minute.

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Speaker 2: What have I been up to?

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Speaker 3: Cleaning shit, cleaning a corn on the cob, butter, teaching

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Speaker 3: people that are grown to not use the same night.

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Speaker 1: Bing shut. All right, so maybe we need to play

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Speaker 1: Miss Rachel for.

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Speaker 2: Mom Ella Myers.

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Speaker 3: You would think she would sit down and just watch

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Speaker 3: it when I ask her to watch Sosa.

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Speaker 2: By the way, where are you when Sosa? Why are

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Speaker 2: you not consuming Miss Rachel?

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Speaker 3: If you're not there watching Sosa, I'm s are you

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Speaker 3: just camping her in front of is Miss Rachel watch just.

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Speaker 1: Because she got a dragger? Again? Sorry? Lisa, you really

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Speaker 1: are a beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Soul, beautiful human.

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Speaker 4: When you leave, yeah, right, when you walk out that door,

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Speaker 4: you think that Jeej is with her?

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Speaker 1: Nah, I get that phone call. I need help?

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Speaker 4: All right, I come over and it is can you

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Speaker 4: watch her for five minutes while I do this?

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Speaker 1: Five ten thirty an hour? Are you done? No? She's

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Speaker 1: yapping away. It's like, okay, so I'm rotch it. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it's like she just leaves and then she has

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Speaker 1: the audacity to go I've.

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Speaker 4: Been watching the baby all day and it's like fuck.

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Speaker 1: When I had her. She was even over at my house.

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Speaker 3: Ella Meyers thirty two. I know I'm turning into my

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Speaker 3: mom when I never think anything is clean enough. Mate,

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Speaker 3: she's just there with chlorox wipes removing the finish off

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Speaker 3: of every surface.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like maybe you should call somebody.

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Speaker 4: Like she's like cleaning the marble. She's like, is that

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Speaker 4: the marble? Or there's not a fucking thing you need?

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Speaker 4: All one colored countertop.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I love how clean she is.

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Speaker 3: I could go and just eat off of this woman's floor,

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Speaker 3: and I like that because the amount of food that

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Speaker 3: the state of the world.

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Speaker 2: I don't like when food goes to waste.

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Speaker 4: I do like having dogs because if I do drop something,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, come here you a little living

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Speaker 4: vacuum hoover. That's gonna be my next dog's name, a

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Speaker 4: big fat piple named Hoover.

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Speaker 3: Oh why did I get stung by a fucking wasp?

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Speaker 2: After here? Your podcast about what if she radioactive? Has

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Speaker 2: nothing to do with what we're talking about, But now it.

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Speaker 1: Has to be said, we need to keep tabs. Is

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Speaker 1: she has to be active? Did you get stung.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's count that was the last week.

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Speaker 3: I would think if she got stung right after listening

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Speaker 3: to it, if she listened to it on time, she

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Speaker 3: wouldn't be able to write this message to me today.

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Speaker 2: So I like to think she's in the clear.

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Speaker 1: Oh, or she's in the hospital. Lays the up, typing

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Speaker 1: oh no.

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Speaker 3: True Blue True Blue fan Aaron underscore, Sorenson underscore. My

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Speaker 3: mom had a terrifying mad voice, which now when I

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Speaker 1: No, I bet that is just a trip.

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Speaker 3: Because I have to play mom and also dad at

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Speaker 3: our house. I sometimes get that look like when Gigi's

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Speaker 3: kind of like disciplining Ocean and I hear Ocean kind

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Speaker 3: and I get my eyes big like that, you know how, Dad,

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Speaker 3: you should do it?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have to do that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't even say anything, You just look at me

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I would just wat, I'd lease a shuffle

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Speaker 4: on over, don't hurt me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to do that. That's how I know

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you just disciplined me in like the softest voice,

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Speaker 4: But like, why.

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Speaker 1: Do it again? Do it again, and I promise you

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Speaker 1: it's going to be a lot worse than right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, let's not have that. Won't do it again?

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Speaker 1: So good?

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Speaker 2: Uh, lindsay cecil one.

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Speaker 3: I knew I became my mother when I told my

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Speaker 3: child what you want and what you get.

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Speaker 2: Are two different things. That's kind of a common one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of like dinner, you know, like after I've

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Speaker 3: you know, maybe a little top ramen that I drained

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Speaker 3: and then she tells me I don't want that. By d'atthew,

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Speaker 3: I asked if you were hungry, and this is what

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Speaker 1: You I'm back. I don't want that. There are children

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Speaker 1: starving all over the world. You eat it. Argue with that.

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Speaker 3: Can I tell you what made me really happy? On

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Speaker 3: Instagram the other day? Apparently gentle parenting is making its

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Speaker 3: way out and f a FO is working its way in,

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Speaker 3: which is fuck around and find out parenting parenting style

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Speaker 3: I can get behind.

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Speaker 2: It was this woman who.

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Speaker 3: She had tried the gentle parenting, She had tried the

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Speaker 3: asked him to stop.

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Speaker 2: He then continues.

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Speaker 3: She said, if you don't stop, there's going to be

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Speaker 3: a repercussion.

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Speaker 2: Told him to stop. He didn't. Second chances.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you to stop, and I'm letting you know

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Speaker 3: if you continue, there's a repercussion.

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Speaker 2: He did it a third.

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Speaker 3: Time, so the mother stood up, picked him up, fully clothed,

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Speaker 3: and threw him into the lake.

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Speaker 1: Love it.

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Speaker 2: He stopped spraying her after that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guarantee you did.

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Speaker 4: And guess what next time anything happens, that's going to replay.

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Speaker 4: And if she says please stop, we know what happens.

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Speaker 4: He is going to stop.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: So this goes back to I don't know if some

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Speaker 3: I'm hungry. Okay, here are your options. So she feels

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you three options of what I have

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Speaker 4: Well I heard that's the best way to parent is

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Speaker 4: give them three options or two options.

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Speaker 3: Make them feel like they made the choice. Yes, that's all.

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Speaker 3: And I tell you what I learned you guys the

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Speaker 3: other day. So Ocean does not like vegetables. She just

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Speaker 2: And carrots to go along with her meal.

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Speaker 3: And instead of me just like doing it for her,

450
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Speaker 3: I would cut everything up and have her put it

451
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Speaker 3: in the pan. And then she's the one that put

452
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Speaker 3: the olive oil in and then she and it made

453
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Speaker 3: her feel like she made what she's eating, and she

454
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Speaker 3: ate all of it.

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Speaker 4: I I found another thing that works well with kids eating,

456
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Speaker 4: even young like.

457
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Speaker 1: Baby baby, even you.

458
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Speaker 4: Know, anywhere from like nine months to three four video

459
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Speaker 4: them them like eating because they like to see them eating.

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Speaker 4: Oh so that was another.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I like that. I have plenty of videos of

462
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Speaker 2: Ocean eating.

463
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Speaker 3: That's like the one time that you can get your

464
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Speaker 3: child to sit there and let you get a picture.

465
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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you just start filming them while they're eating.

466
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Speaker 1: They'll just start eating because they like to. Like it's

467
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Speaker 1: like a thing. Oh wow, Easton, I know. I saw

468
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Speaker 1: it on a TikTok Alison Koh.

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Speaker 2: Eight multiple cups on the coffee table. I don't have that. No,

470
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Speaker 2: that's mom mom only if really it was.

471
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Speaker 4: Because now that she has stopped drinking coffee, there are

472
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Speaker 4: zero coffee cups around.

473
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Speaker 1: And think how many there were at all times.

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Speaker 4: I was like, where are all these coffee cups? We

475
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 4: have three people in this home. They're six out, Yeah,

476
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Speaker 4: Lisa had five.

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Speaker 3: No for real though, And what she likes to do

478
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Speaker 3: is put it in to the microwave to heat it

479
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,239
Speaker 3: up and then forget it and then forget about it.

480
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Speaker 3: So you constantly just have cold coffee with a ring

481
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Speaker 3: around it sitting in the microwave.

482
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Speaker 4: My I'm glad that the microwave that we have now,

483
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Speaker 4: like you look down into it. Yeah, because back at

484
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 4: home it was like at our shins for whatever reason,

485
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 4: and so like I couldn't see in, but I would

486
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Speaker 4: just slide my plate. I can't tell you how many

487
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Speaker 4: meals I had ruined because of this bitch.

488
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Easton is out to.

489
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Speaker 4: Get No, I would she would heat her coffee. She

490
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Speaker 4: wouldn't even be home, and I would just like, put

491
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Speaker 4: my food in, hit the cup. Look at my food,

492
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 4: tea coffee, just all over in it now, And then

493
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Speaker 4: I can't heat that out.

494
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sorry, Easton.

495
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Speaker 1: It's okay. I love her.

496
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Speaker 4: I'm her so I can't wait to start leaving cups

497
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Speaker 4: in the fucking microwave.

498
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Speaker 2: Listen to this one. I love this person.

499
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Speaker 3: V Diddy forty one.

500
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Speaker 2: That name, for sure came before all the stuff I

501
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:03,959
Speaker 2: have to assume.

502
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, she said, fuck talking to cashiers about my

503
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 3: grocery purchases.

504
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Speaker 2: Oh, I know that feeling. I do the same thing.

505
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 2: And then I start talking about the nice weather.

506
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that is me great weather we're having here,

507
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 4: elevator chats.

508
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Speaker 1: I'm like just shutting out.

509
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Speaker 3: The valley is unseasonably less hot, Isn't that strange? We've

510
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 3: had beautiful days, nice, nice breeze, And I'm like, why

511
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Speaker 3: am I talking about the weather.

512
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Speaker 1: This is I could save all of these words.

513
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 2: Literally, why is this coming out of my mouth?

514
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 3: It's not really the age that scares me getting older,

515
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 3: it's what comes with the age, right.

516
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: The croaking jet and well no, your whole body.

517
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Speaker 2: No, But like.

518
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Speaker 3: Things that you just start doing where you're like, like

519
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Speaker 3: I'll get out of bed and be like, oh my back.

520
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 4: Yep, clanking my back, my back. I wake up and

521
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Speaker 4: I'm like, why is my neck funny?

522
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: Oh? I slept with an extra pillow somehow?

523
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Speaker 3: Talking about old weather, the things where it's like, where

524
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 3: did this come from? Oh, it's just getting older. That's

525
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 3: just what you do. You talk about the fucking weather.

526
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

527
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Speaker 2: Layer fifteen eighty six. Because I said so. My mom

528
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 2: used to say that growing up, and now I do

529
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Speaker 2: it to my daughter. I get that. We talked about

530
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Speaker 2: that because I said so, Just fucking do it. You

531
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 2: know why they why? Parents say because I said so.

532
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 2: Because we're exhausted, we're done explaining for the day.

533
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Speaker 1: Well just kids can ask why on every question? Why? Well,

534
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Speaker 1: because of da da da? Why fuck dude?

535
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Speaker 3: You know what though, at the end of the day,

536
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Speaker 3: when the day's over, right, I will tell Ocean and

537
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Speaker 3: I have no problem, And I don't care if anyone

538
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Speaker 3: judges me.

539
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 2: I go like this, I go Ocean.

540
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Speaker 3: Mommy's tapped out for the day, all right, Mommy tapped out,

541
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Speaker 3: I love you so much.

542
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 2: I love you. It is time for bed. I'm done.

543
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 3: I'm done for the day. Mommy's done, and she will

544
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Speaker 3: literally say okay.

545
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Speaker 1: Mom, yeah, and then she just lays in bed. Yeah,

546
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: out she is done.

547
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Speaker 3: That angel h J Condy six to six. I nag

548
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 3: comes with age, the nagging. I think if I had

549
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: someone to nag, I would so far just Lisa nags.

550
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Speaker 2: Me in Easton.

551
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Nina's I spend like a drunken sailor whilst

552
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Speaker 3: judging my mom for doing the same.

553
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Speaker 1: That's what's so sad. It's like me talking about mom,

554
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Speaker 1: like that's the thing. I'm like, not going at Lisa.

555
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 4: I'm going at what I know I'm going to start

556
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Speaker 4: doing well.

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Speaker 3: You are one of those people where you're like, I

558
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 3: think I might take this back. I'm like, no, no, no,

559
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Speaker 3: I cannot have two people in the house that like

560
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 3: to buy and take back.

561
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Speaker 2: Let's let's take more time before we buy. Let's look,

562
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Speaker 2: let's decide.

563
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Speaker 3: What's good about having someone who likes taking things back

564
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 3: is you can just buy and be like, oh my

565
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 3: mom loves to take things back, So.

566
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Speaker 2: I but I'm going But then we have to try, Lisa,

567
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 2: then we have to drive.

568
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Speaker 1: Because all right, oh I love that Jim.

569
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Speaker 3: Too, Brandy Mayor or Mari it's m a r e.

570
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 3: My mom's a hugger. Complete Strangers used to weird me out.

571
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: Now I go in for hugs too.

572
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: I'm a hugger too, though.

573
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Speaker 3: I love ada ask someone before, though, because now I

574
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 3: ask now, because some people ever since COVID, like you

575
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 3: could go into shake and people will be like, I

576
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 3: don't shake hands, and it's like, oh well, if you

577
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 3: don't shake hands, you for sure don't want me.

578
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: To hug you.

579
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Speaker 3: So now, like if someone approaches me and they're like

580
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: I listened to the podcast, or they like, tell me

581
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 3: you help me get sober, I always say, can I

582
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 3: hug you? Because obviously my friends, I'm a hugger. The

583
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 3: moment they arrive, when they leave, hug kiss, kiss.

584
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start asking.

585
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Speaker 4: I guess because when we were at Disneyland yesterday, somebody

586
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 4: came up and noticed me.

587
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Speaker 1: When you guys were at.

588
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: The you don't even know.

589
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: Me, beautiful bell, oh bag. But now she came up

590
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Speaker 1: and she was like, are you Eastern?

591
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 4: I said I am, and she was like I love

592
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Speaker 4: the pod and I got up and I didn't even

593
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh my gosh, I'm giving you

594
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 4: a hug.

595
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Speaker 2: That's really cute. I'm glad that you did.

596
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: We got a little photo too, did you.

597
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 4: Oh?

598
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 2: I wonder if she'll tag you.

599
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 4: But that's but for you to take a photo like

600
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 4: that makes sense for somebody. For me, they're gonna be

601
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 4: like if they show anybody, they're gonna be like, who

602
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 4: the fuck is this kid?

603
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 1: Right? Like he's nowhere.

604
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 4: I listened to the podcast that his sister has that

605
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 4: he's on Cool you know, like, what is that doing?

606
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 3: Breezy Lead ninety two telling someone a story slash something

607
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 3: I've already told them multiple times?

608
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: Guess what we call that? What I forgot?

609
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 4: A carousel is the thing that just goes round and round. Oh,

610
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 4: Mary go round, Mary go round?

611
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: Wow?

612
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 2: My thing.

613
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 3: When I'm telling a story, I always say stop me

614
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 3: if I've already told you this, because it's annoying when

615
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 3: someone tells me the same story twice, so like I'm

616
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 3: not offended, and then I'll start telling you and if

617
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 3: they say like, oh, yeah, you did tell me, I'm like, okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My biggest pet peeve is my friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And then and it's like like when I'm like, yeah,

620
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 3: have I told yeah, I've heard it, and I'll be like,

621
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 3: oh all right, and they're like yeah, and they like

622
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Speaker 3: get away from it, and then shoes on the other.

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Speaker 1: Foot, did I tell yeah you did? Oh? Yeah, it

624
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: was so funny. No, I heard it. Quit fucking talking,

625
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. You told me, don't go.

626
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 2: On, don't go on. I don't need to hear it.

627
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 2: I don't need to hear it.

628
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 3: But I'm usually the one going on too very quickly

629
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 3: because I like this Ella Meyer's thirty two. I know

630
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Speaker 3: I'm turning into my dad when I can no longer

631
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 3: tell short stories.

632
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh ye, old.

633
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: Long stories enough to make me want to crawl out

634
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 3: of my own skin. But here's the thing, because unless

635
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 3: you're a great storyteller, if you have to make the storyteller.

636
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 4: But then get what are we doing at dinner if

637
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 4: we're not going to have a long story?

638
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: Like what if I tell you a story that happens if.

639
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 3: Someone No, if someone's telling a story, it's called conversation,

640
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 3: going back and forth.

641
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Speaker 2: I don't need to hear.

642
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I was wearing peak pants, yellow top.

643
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I got them this, and I actually

644
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 2: got them Azar. I was like, no, no, no, stick to this,

645
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 2: to the topic, I know.

646
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 4: And then they start going off on Zar and how

647
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 4: like the change was different, and You're like, were we

648
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 4: talking about this or Zar?

649
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: I know, I'm like, get back on topic. I cannot.

650
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 3: Anyway, moving on you guys, thank you for listening to

651
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 3: a bonus episode of the Give Them Alla podcast.

652
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Speaker 2: I hope that we all go out there and try

653
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Speaker 2: to not be our parents, but I think it's inevitable.

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Speaker 2: Love you guys. We'll catch you on the regular episode

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday. I