Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick Takes a gambell a weekly gambling
Speaker 1: podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
Speaker 1: Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shaye.
Speaker 2: Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2: All right, we're all together here. We got Big Day
Speaker 2: Ray Hip Hip her Ray, we got Dylan, we got
Speaker 2: Shay and Irving Tyler's in here. He's running all the
Speaker 2: equipment and yours. Truly, I'm not going to say it
Speaker 2: got ugly early, but you somehow said that you would
Speaker 2: kill Ray for some reason. Okay, on Twitter, which I
Speaker 2: mean once a week, I'm saying I'm gonna kill somebody.
Speaker 2: Why Twitter, you can say, I know, but why do
Speaker 2: you want to kill Ray? Somebody was like, hey, you
Speaker 2: should have this person on the show, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I kill Ray for that opportunity. Yeah, Oh, I commit
Speaker 2: a murder. So they ask if we'd have Brendan Soresby
Speaker 2: one hot instead of Ray. He could be on the show,
Speaker 2: he could host, he could be everything, he could do
Speaker 2: whatever he wanted to do.
Speaker 3: If this football thing doesn't look like it, I guess
Speaker 3: he's got a jersey coming in the mail. Oh hell yeah,
Speaker 3: what I found a Texas Tech sowersby jersey on eBay.
Speaker 2: How much was that? Eighty dollars? Damn? Okay? But is
Speaker 2: it a like a real heavy jersey or yeah it.
Speaker 3: Thinks it looks it's like stitched and oh okay, dang.
Speaker 2: That's how they're getting the nil money back.
Speaker 3: That's going to be my gift to our new podcast studio.
Speaker 2: I think that he got all of his money nil money.
Speaker 3: How does that work?
Speaker 2: Why was the only bet in thirty cents a game?
Speaker 2: If he had nil money thirty bucks whatever? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think he loved the thrill of the bet. I
Speaker 2: don't know if he loved the thrill of making money
Speaker 2: or losing money. You know, if he was a drug addict,
Speaker 2: if he just did drugs instead of gambling, nobody would
Speaker 2: give a shit. He'd go to rehabby come back, be
Speaker 2: a hero, play football. Life is good. Well, you've been
Speaker 2: to rehab. But I try to tell people, you go
Speaker 2: to rehab, that doesn't mean you're fixed, like you you
Speaker 2: have to deal with this the rest of your life, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: you do, and you have temptations probably every single day.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: They can't even look at a crack BikeE.
Speaker 2: No, it's awful. It's so hard triggered, uh butt crack.
Speaker 2: It triggers you too too much. Actually, a hairy one, I.
Speaker 3: Imagine. I bet Sowarsby is a pretty fun hang though he's.
Speaker 2: Trying to chill with Yeah, not chill. You'd be partying.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, okay, well kicking back and fucking maybe kicking.
Speaker 3: Back and placing some bets.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you're going to bet on where Brendan Soresby
Speaker 2: ends up, who will put in a supplemental pick for him?
Speaker 2: The Jets are the favorites, followed by the Browns, Arizona,
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Eagles, Dolphins, Lions, Carolina Cowboys. What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Jerry loves a broken man. He can pay him nothing,
Speaker 2: build him up. And he's in Texas. Yeah, no gambling,
Speaker 2: no casinos, no porn, no porn, no porn. Rice. Well,
Speaker 2: you got to like give him your biometric data. It's
Speaker 2: like Florida.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Texas is free, is the mecca of freedom?
Speaker 2: Is bullshit? Yeah, but it's just like Baptist freedom, Like
Speaker 2: you can shoot guns, but you can't, but you can't
Speaker 2: like close dance with somebody, you know, like you can
Speaker 2: shoot a dude if he threatens you or comes to
Speaker 2: your front door. But you can't have like a co
Speaker 2: ed sock hoop in sixth grade. You can't.
Speaker 3: No, you can shoot him.
Speaker 2: You allow co ed dances at Baylor until the fucking
Speaker 2: nineties at the college, Well, they made up for lost
Speaker 2: time at Baylor Art. You're brought in a whole new
Speaker 2: fucking crop. Uh, Dylan, you want to make a prediction
Speaker 2: for Brendan Soresby, I mean the.
Speaker 3: Jets just makes a lot of sense. I'm gonna rule
Speaker 3: the Steelers would never do that. They have too much
Speaker 3: pride as an organization, I.
Speaker 2: Think, which is bull shit. Philadelphia, on the other hand,
Speaker 2: does not as a city. I would pick the Eagles. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd picked the Eagles.
Speaker 3: Miami, My dolphin, the hard rock in Miami.
Speaker 2: About a sponsorship, Yeah, sponsored by the guitar the Jets.
Speaker 2: Jets don't need this, Arizona doesn't need this, not now.
Speaker 2: Browns don't need this either. I mean the Raiders right now,
Speaker 2: Raiders aren't in this. How amazing would that be? That
Speaker 2: would be great.
Speaker 3: I'd also I would like to ask Jeremiah Love if
Speaker 3: he would be fine with Brendan Soorsby. I feel like
Speaker 3: he wud say yes, yeah, would you rather have him
Speaker 3: or Jacoby Brissette purely from a football.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have Carson Beck, don't they?
Speaker 3: Okay, would you rather have Carson Beck or Brendon Soorsby?
Speaker 4: And Gardner Minshew?
Speaker 3: Oh the minch Lynch.
Speaker 2: I love Cardner Minshew. He was good.
Speaker 3: He's kinda he kind of felt through the cracks a
Speaker 3: little bit, but he he's he made a run damn yep, yep.
Speaker 2: He joined us at a Super Bowl. I think that
Speaker 2: dude knows how to party, doesn't he. I don't know. Oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't party with him. He just came on the
Speaker 2: show kind of looks.
Speaker 5: Like, didn't he say that he was out partying once
Speaker 5: and he wanted to extend his eligibility, so we tried
Speaker 5: to hit his hand with a hammer, Yeah, to like
Speaker 5: go on the IR or something like that so we
Speaker 5: can have an extra year.
Speaker 2: It was like a pill junkie like throws himself down
Speaker 2: the stairs. Yeah, an eight percoset. All my surgeries, I
Speaker 2: very very rarely took any of those men's. Did you
Speaker 2: ever get delighted though? In the in the drip? I'm
Speaker 2: sure I did I mean, I mean when I had
Speaker 2: my knee replacement yet delighted. Yeah, probably had that. But
Speaker 2: but I when I came home and then they give
Speaker 2: you the script, and then I said to my wife,
Speaker 2: I said, I can't do this because I don't want
Speaker 2: to not feel something and then you overdo it. I
Speaker 2: wanted to make sure that I knew, okay, can I
Speaker 2: walk yet? No, can't walk yet? Okay? And so it
Speaker 2: was for practical reasons, not because he didn't want to
Speaker 2: be a junkie. Well, so he sold them with my
Speaker 2: with my personality, I think I could get addicted to something.
Speaker 2: You think you got addictive personality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't even need an addictive personality for heroin, No, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never was into the bills. That shit's scary.
Speaker 2: It's bad news.
Speaker 3: Great man, It's crazy how recently you could basically be
Speaker 3: like I stubbed my tone and they're like, here's sixty
Speaker 3: milligram oxy.
Speaker 2: Can I know? I could be a free country. I
Speaker 2: remember getting loaded up with percocet and then I go,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to use all of them, and the
Speaker 2: doctor was like, just in case, I go, okay, keep
Speaker 2: a stock buying.
Speaker 3: I was paying me a lot of money to give
Speaker 3: you too many. I have to go through like a
Speaker 3: wood chipper to get that.
Speaker 5: When I broke my collar. But in high school, they
Speaker 5: gave me thirty percocets.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, thirty thirty thirty thirty Did you use them?
Speaker 4: I used I think two or three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ray needed a study, You get.
Speaker 4: A u R I I was in high school.
Speaker 2: By the way, Ray went to a d MB. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: we played golf and Ray decided that he was going
Speaker 2: to go He he was going DMV a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago on a Tuesday when we played golf, so
Speaker 2: he canceled that. Then we decided to play yesterday and
Speaker 2: he was going to DMV, and then he had to
Speaker 2: cancel that as well.
Speaker 4: That is the worst place on the planet.
Speaker 5: I walked in there and the guy immediately said, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm not allowed in the in the DMV because there
Speaker 5: was another guy outside with a black sweatshirt who was
Speaker 5: threatening to fight the people at the DMV because they
Speaker 5: turned him away because he didn't have like everything that
Speaker 5: he needed to get his license renewed or something.
Speaker 2: That's what DV does to you. It's is that the
Speaker 2: worst thing, the worst place to go now. I mean,
Speaker 2: County jail's pretty bad. You haven't been there. Detox sucks.
Speaker 2: It been to Detox a few times, betting, betting parlor winners.
Speaker 5: That place place, Jerry, dude, he's got to be up
Speaker 5: there for worse awesome, depends what the case is. The DMV, though,
Speaker 5: is just like fifteen people behind glass who all want
Speaker 5: to kill themselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Vibes in there. Passport renewal that sucks. That's actually that's
Speaker 2: like the pressure with your fucking kids. It's awful. Both
Speaker 2: parents got to be there. Yeah, it's it's the worst thing.
Speaker 2: I have to be there for you, which is very patriarchal.
Speaker 2: I might say, uh, yeah, you both have to be there.
Speaker 2: You got to have all the right forms. It's got
Speaker 2: to be in black ink blah blah blah. It's a
Speaker 2: shit show. How was the graduation? Oh, my fucking god,
Speaker 2: this is fifth grade, fifth grade graduation today. It's my eldest.
Speaker 2: This is why I'm dressed like I'm on the fucking
Speaker 2: French riviera. What do you do? It's not my choice. No,
Speaker 2: that is a blouse you have on. I literally got
Speaker 2: my outfit picked out by the roommate and my eldest
Speaker 2: and that was it, Like I don't have a choice,
Speaker 2: And of course I had to freaking come straight here
Speaker 2: because it went on forever and ever, because the vice
Speaker 2: principal wanted to give a fucking fifteen minute speech about
Speaker 2: how hard she worked and it's her first year and
Speaker 2: how emotional it is. You don't even know these fucking kids.
Speaker 2: You got here thirty minutes ago. It's the biggest crock
Speaker 2: of shit. If I get told congratulations one more time
Speaker 2: for my fifth grader get to have fifth grade? Like,
Speaker 2: who doesn't get out of fifth grade? Don't you legally
Speaker 2: have to? Yeah, dude, especially in this state. But no,
Speaker 2: it was it was like emotionally, it was emotionally weird.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that my eldest kid going to junior high.
Speaker 2: That's a it's fucking nuts, Danny. But sixth grade in
Speaker 2: junior high, yeah, it is? What you mean seven eighth? No,
Speaker 2: it's seventh? No? Six seven eight? Yeah? What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean there's very changes, I think based on where
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 2: But I was six seven eight, Yeah, I was seventh
Speaker 2: grade in Ohio?
Speaker 3: Is just seven eight?
Speaker 2: I think six is optional in Ohio? You mean because
Speaker 2: we're so intelligent we can skip a grade. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: just tired of failing.
Speaker 3: We like to bust Ohio's balls stand. But no one
Speaker 3: has ever seriously talked about the intelligence of the state
Speaker 3: of Ohio.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: No one's everything positive, Like, you know, University Wow, the
Speaker 3: fact that the Ohio state is like the best collars there.
Speaker 2: Nobody's saying they were the best college Miami, Miamiable Hint, Oberlin,
Speaker 2: Oh Dude, Dennis Y Camp for Socialists, Dennison Kenyon.
Speaker 3: Those are all really good school at Oberlin. I believe
Speaker 3: it's Oberlin. You can get a minor and super smash bros.
Speaker 2: He sort of god, go to two hundred grand and
Speaker 2: death so you could become a bisexual. What what are
Speaker 2: you talking about? Oberlin College? Did nobody read that the
Speaker 2: long form piece about how they destroyed that dude who
Speaker 2: owned the bodega across the street from Oberlin. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: remember you read all that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened to the bodega guy?
Speaker 2: They ruined this dude's life, accusing him of something he
Speaker 2: didn't do. And he'd been there for like forty years
Speaker 2: and loved dollar students, and they accused him of being
Speaker 2: racist and ruined his life.
Speaker 5: Ohio was ranked the thirty third Sparta state, Massachusetts number one.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of great colleges in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania. Where's Pennsylvania in there? They have a shipload of colleges.
Speaker 2: They got penn They got Ward School. Oh Winnie, what ty?
Speaker 2: Is there another place where you can put my dog?
Speaker 2: Is there another place? Pennsylvania?
Speaker 4: Twenty second?
Speaker 3: By the way, Texas.
Speaker 2: Come on, gotta be up there.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for one.
Speaker 2: Yea, Ohio smoked you?
Speaker 4: Who's last?
Speaker 3: North Dakosta smoke.
Speaker 2: You in football? And we are smoked? Whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 2: Well you say we? So I went we. I don't
Speaker 2: pretend to be like impartial. I'm a dirt bag fandom
Speaker 2: like I don't have a choice. I am. I'm partial
Speaker 2: to Ohio when it comes to education, Oh, come on
Speaker 2: the earth. I went to the University of Dayton. You did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: flying high. I could have gone to Oberlin Dan and
Speaker 2: become I could have No, there weren't a lot of
Speaker 2: places I could have gone. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I went a good student.
Speaker 3: What was the what was the last rank? Did you
Speaker 3: guys guess what the number fifty ranks zippy Louisiana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be Mississippi. West Virginia, Mississippi of
Speaker 2: further north and in Massachusetts is one. Correct.
Speaker 3: Mississippi is the fattest state.
Speaker 2: I know that. Really, I think unhealthiest. You think it's
Speaker 2: called unhealthiest.
Speaker 3: If you google fattest state, Mississippi is gonna pop up.
Speaker 2: So I don't make the rules. Tyler, Tyler. If she
Speaker 2: wants to stay in here, she can stay in here.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: Actually, West Virginia is the fattest state and really fat
Speaker 5: for obesity rate ship that's like almost half. Louisiana's close
Speaker 5: behind Louisian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, good food in Louisiana, though, Yeah they do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: West Virginia growing up on squirrels and raccoons, fast food
Speaker 2: fat that's not like gumbo, fat, pills and beer. Louisiana
Speaker 2: has some fattening food. You have too hot to walk around,
Speaker 2: so you just stay ac to a c you just
Speaker 2: get fatty.
Speaker 3: All the cocktails are just like sugar.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah yeah, let me see anything else need to mention.
Speaker 2: I'm I still can't believe that poor woman Bungee jumping,
Speaker 2: and they didn't tie the ropes to her ankles.
Speaker 3: Threw her off too. It's not like she jumped and
Speaker 3: they're like wait, wait, wait, no, they've chucked her and
Speaker 3: like her. Clearly nothing was attached.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I didn't hear her scream, did you?
Speaker 4: I didn't put audio on. I'm good.
Speaker 2: But no, here's the thing. I don't understand how she
Speaker 2: doesn't say Wait a minute, wait, did they are they
Speaker 2: charged with killing her? Yeah, they got arrested. Okay, so
Speaker 2: they were trying to kill her. No, I don't think
Speaker 2: I think they Wait, how do you do one thing
Speaker 2: to do, and that's tie the ropes to your ankle?
Speaker 2: The husband hired them to make this accident. Now it's
Speaker 2: a murder.
Speaker 4: I believe they were charged with negligence.
Speaker 5: And then they also found out that they never got
Speaker 5: like the proper paperwork to actually do something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, kill somebody. You gotta have the right
Speaker 2: paperwork in Brazil, that's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, bun jumping has to be one of
Speaker 5: the most activities I would avoid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dumb, no chance, dude.
Speaker 4: Air balloon, no chance, Nope.
Speaker 2: You just had a plane that had skydivers. Yeah, just crashed.
Speaker 2: Was there like twelve people, yeah, eleven or twelve times. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's see.
Speaker 3: You think you're gonna die hitting the ground because your
Speaker 3: parachute doesn't work. Sometimes the plane just crashes.
Speaker 2: No, thank you. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, hold
Speaker 2: on what the plane like crash from the ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the plane bringing them to jump out of the plane.
Speaker 2: They ever, there were parachutes all over the Well, that's
Speaker 2: what I didn't understand. How the hell was it door
Speaker 2: jammed or what do you mean? I don't know how
Speaker 2: they didn't use their parachutes if the plane was crashing, well,
Speaker 2: not like an onion article.
Speaker 5: What do you Most of them probably twelve killed in
Speaker 5: Missouri plane crash skydive.
Speaker 2: But they were skydiving. I don't get it. Jump out
Speaker 2: of the fucking plane, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you but most of the people there probably
Speaker 3: don't know how to use the parachute.
Speaker 2: I don't give it. If I got a parachute strapped,
Speaker 2: I mean I try it.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: No, you have to know before where you get up there.
Speaker 2: They don't. You have to know everything about that before.
Speaker 2: They don't. Just here's a parachute. We'll teach it when
Speaker 2: we get up strappy.
Speaker 3: To someone who knows what they're doing, and you jump out.
Speaker 3: You don't need to know anything other than you pull
Speaker 3: this right.
Speaker 2: And that still means that six of those dudes were
Speaker 2: strapped up ready, because if it's tandem shit right, twelve dead,
Speaker 2: we got to count the pilot and maybe a copilot
Speaker 2: if he was bored. So you got five dudes with
Speaker 2: parachutes on that know how to skydive, and they go
Speaker 2: down with the fucking plane. It doesn't odd by the way,
Speaker 2: next week, whole brand new. Dan Patrick takes a gamble cents.
Speaker 2: It's the next week's going to be pretty pretty great,
Speaker 2: and you know it arrives next week the Brendan soersby
Speaker 2: Jersey perfect, just in time. We got to get insigned
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually that should be our quest.
Speaker 2: Don't see what we can do? Yeh, Fritzie's been in
Speaker 2: touch with his agent. No, all right, let's recap last week,
Speaker 2: uh Shae with his World Cup anything you need to engineer?
Speaker 2: I mean, the South Korea or the Japan Netherlands tie
Speaker 2: was pretty fucking red. That was awesome. Okay, watch that,
Speaker 2: but yeah, how about America, man, America, My America, America. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's see Ray darts again. Yeah, there we go. Although
Speaker 2: there's some people social media that aren't thrilled that you're.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well they might have won this week, Dan, because
Speaker 5: there are no darts this week, so.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be struggling.
Speaker 2: All right. Let's see World Cup.
Speaker 5: You did okay, Yeah, did okay in the NBA finals,
Speaker 5: Tommy Fleetwood killed me at the RBC.
Speaker 2: Yeah, collapse, finish eleventh, Yeah, I finished eleventh. You hadnam
Speaker 2: top ten? Motherfucker UFC freedom. Were you there, Shane? No,
Speaker 2: I was not. My imitation only goes in January on
Speaker 2: the sixth, daling anything you want to mention. So theo
Speaker 2: von did not attend?
Speaker 5: Did not attend? Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that. He
Speaker 5: was kind of off the Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We talked about that last week. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had already put it in.
Speaker 2: He has some he has some issues with Israel. I think,
Speaker 2: oh well, I mean that's going to be cleared up soon,
Speaker 2: right with the with the peace president. Yeah, the straights open. Uh.
Speaker 2: Let's see Dylan crush it, Dane. World Cup. You did
Speaker 2: that tracks, that tracks, You missed your parlay, You missed
Speaker 2: the Knicks to win in seven?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: How actually you know his bad beat. I had how
Speaker 3: tong Lee top five plus fourteen hundred and he was
Speaker 3: tied for second and then shot eight over.
Speaker 2: On Saturday. It was like, great, you lost uh Spurs future,
Speaker 2: you lost the NHL, you lost golf our nights. Then
Speaker 2: they fucking shine out bets this week. Ray said that
Speaker 2: you sent in He said they were your bets were ineligible,
Speaker 2: and he meant to say illegible. Yeah, yeah, so they
Speaker 2: are they ineligible or they were just illegible? I just
Speaker 2: I put scores on them and I didn't mean to.
Speaker 3: I want ready to answer that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, right, they're eligible. It was a text.
Speaker 2: They're clearly fucking legible, Like it wasn't like chicken scrabs
Speaker 2: and they're eligible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, they're good to go.
Speaker 2: All right, but could you not read them?
Speaker 5: Or it was Shay sent me a text it would
Speaker 5: be like Brazil one and then zero.
Speaker 4: I guess for assumed they were a perfect like the
Speaker 4: correct score.
Speaker 2: Starting into a bank. I go ahead, Sha, World Cup baseball?
Speaker 2: What are we doing? What do you want to baseball?
Speaker 2: All right? I got the I got the A's plus
Speaker 2: one ten against the Buckos, and I got the Canadians
Speaker 2: a plus one ten against the smartest team in the league. Uh.
Speaker 2: And then I got it, says Guardians here, but that's
Speaker 2: not how I remember them, plus one oh five against
Speaker 2: the brew Crew. By the way, Fritzy, we had Eli
Speaker 2: Manning on today. And Fritzy goes, how come you call
Speaker 2: Eli Manning sling Blade? How come Shake calls him sling Blade?
Speaker 2: I go, well, Billy Bob Thornton in the movie sling Blade,
Speaker 2: And you think that based out exactly this. Oh they
Speaker 2: sound the same, they don't look the same. You know
Speaker 2: that character was based on Eli Manning. It was. It
Speaker 2: was you can look it up on the IMDb page.
Speaker 2: They were like, congred, you know, credit to the real
Speaker 2: sling Blade, Eli Manning. What do you got for your world? Come?
Speaker 2: I got? What was it? Portugo? I got Portugo. Uh,
Speaker 2: Portugo minus supposed to be minus one versus the Congo.
Speaker 2: And then I got I got the Brits beating Croatia
Speaker 2: supposed to be just a win. Uh, gone up, Panama,
Speaker 2: it's a tie, baby ending in a tie. Uh. Columbia's
Speaker 2: beating used Becca stan Usa is going to destroy the Aussies.
Speaker 2: That's on juneteenth. Danny was here was that's our fucking holiday. Dude.
Speaker 3: Do you have worked on June teens?
Speaker 2: Sha, of course not. I take the day often remembers. Uh,
Speaker 2: that's in Texas, right, it was, it's actually Texas holiday.
Speaker 2: I moved up north and everybody was like.
Speaker 4: What's June tenth.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, it's the day you hide, that's
Speaker 2: what it is. Uh. Morocco beating Scotland, Turkey beating Paraguay,
Speaker 2: and Brazil's minus one. That's the World Cup. Now, these
Speaker 2: are all great bets, Danny, because the only people that
Speaker 2: are real soccer fans are like hipster dads that want
Speaker 2: to be young again. My town's fucking full of them.
Speaker 2: So you just asked a couple and they're like, well,
Speaker 2: here's good.
Speaker 3: The Moroccan backfield is oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, breaking it down like I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2: Just text me Brendan. Shut the fuck up, Brendan.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, that's such a Brendan, such a soccer fan name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we moved here for Brooklyn just a couple of
Speaker 2: years ago. Really like it out here. What about the
Speaker 2: US Opinchee, Yeah, I got it. Cammy Cammy Young to win,
Speaker 2: Russell Henley to win, and then got her up plus ten,
Speaker 2: Patrick Red top ten, Larry is back, Chris gott her up,
Speaker 2: got her up, got he up, got her up?
Speaker 3: He Look, here is my physique?
Speaker 2: Put her down, fire up? Ray? How about you dargs?
Speaker 4: No darts this week? Couldn't find it. I don't think
Speaker 4: they're playing.
Speaker 2: Wait where do you stand? I didn't even give the
Speaker 2: point total four and a half inutes? Okay? And what's
Speaker 2: dying minus.
Speaker 4: Twenty two and a half? And what about sh minus eight?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: World Cup?
Speaker 2: We're gonna make it all. Look at look at all
Speaker 2: the information that rained.
Speaker 4: That's my job.
Speaker 2: Do you think everybody puts it on? Two x right? Now?
Speaker 3: What's your problem today?
Speaker 2: It's the shirt. It is the shirt, It's the graduation island.
Speaker 2: I'm emotional. It was an emotional experience. Did you cry? No?
Speaker 2: The roommate was boohooin though. They did a song at
Speaker 2: the very end, right, they all sang a song, the
Speaker 2: entire fifth grade class, and my eldest was like, Mammy,
Speaker 2: you're gonna cry. Wagner, No, dude, you know what fuck
Speaker 2: it was is what made me mad. I don't think
Speaker 2: Wagner has words. Doesn't listen, Sha has the words? It
Speaker 2: was fucking Zootopia. Try everything. That was the song as
Speaker 2: like the goodbye to the parents.
Speaker 3: They're in fifth grade.
Speaker 2: That song sucks and all. So the message is trash
Speaker 2: try everything. Actually, fucking don't you know? You do everything? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did that haircut haircut and it dressing like you're
Speaker 2: going to fire Ireland on the front of the radio
Speaker 2: show talking about Gamba. Do not try everything, fucking dumb
Speaker 2: ash Okay, but things change next year, I know, dude.
Speaker 2: It was really sweet and like nice. I don't mean
Speaker 2: to be a dickhead. It was like, great, I've seen
Speaker 2: all these kids since they were in kinder it. It was emotional, Danny.
Speaker 2: It was weird. But you didn't cry. No, I didn't
Speaker 2: cry because I was so scared of her turning into
Speaker 2: a sixth grader and there being eighth grade boys knocking
Speaker 2: on my fucking door and me loading a shotgun. That's
Speaker 2: what I did.
Speaker 3: You wear a jacket?
Speaker 2: No, I wore this. I literally wore that warning jacket
Speaker 2: dust a jacket. I walked how many I was like,
Speaker 2: how many buttons do you have unbuttoned? Here? I have
Speaker 2: two button unbuttoned. I mean, what are we doing? I
Speaker 2: hate it's hot you'd ever buttoned the top button. Now,
Speaker 2: well you wear a tie. You're showing a little more
Speaker 2: cleavang about here? Is that normal? When's last time you
Speaker 2: wore a That's better. Your wife's top probably wasn't unbuttoned
Speaker 2: as much as yours, is that's true? Actually? Yeah? And
Speaker 2: she's got class. Yeah, that's also true.
Speaker 3: That somehow didn't sound like what you said.
Speaker 2: Right, she's got class. Stop what it was? Just an
Speaker 2: emotional day? Okay, are all right? All right? Guys? Come on, okay,
Speaker 2: ray continue all right?
Speaker 5: So for the US Open, this is my favorite bet
Speaker 5: by far Xanderschoffley top twenty minus one, twenty five. Sixteen
Speaker 5: of his last seventeen events he's finished top twenty, and
Speaker 5: he's nine for nine top twenty at the US Open.
Speaker 5: So I feel like I might be stealing money there.
Speaker 5: So I'll do two units on that.
Speaker 4: And then the next bet.
Speaker 5: This is probably my least favorite golfer on tour, but
Speaker 5: he's on a roll. Wyndham Clark top twenty plus one,
Speaker 5: seventy he won the Byron Nelson, finished third at the
Speaker 5: Memorial and tied for eleventh at the RBC after a
Speaker 5: terrible Sunday, So I.
Speaker 4: Think I think he can squeak top twenty.
Speaker 5: He's also eleventh on tour and approach shots. With Stan
Speaker 5: today he said it's gonna be very big for Shinnecock.
Speaker 5: So I think Clark keeped in top twenty, and then
Speaker 5: I'm a little skeptical now that Shay has it, but
Speaker 5: I did Patrick Reid top twenty.
Speaker 4: He always shows up in the majors.
Speaker 2: He tied.
Speaker 5: He's been top twelve and the two Majors this year,
Speaker 5: so plus one fifty for that, and then Adam Scott
Speaker 5: for the approach shots. He's top twenty in approach shots
Speaker 5: this year and he's wonted some really difficult courses and
Speaker 5: he played well at Shinnecock last time they played the
Speaker 5: US Open there. Then I'm going to Sam Burns for
Speaker 5: top ten plus three hundred. He's been playing really well
Speaker 5: as of late, tied third at the or fourth at
Speaker 5: the Memorial, and he has two straight top tens at
Speaker 5: the US Open.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go with my guy Sam Burns there.
Speaker 4: World Cup.
Speaker 5: Not the biggest fan, but Morocco minus one thirty versus Scotland.
Speaker 5: Morocco tied both Brazil and Norway, and Scotland lost to Greece.
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about soccer, but that doesn't sound
Speaker 5: good to me. So I'll take Morocco. Grease is a
Speaker 5: mess too, and then I'm going to the NBA.
Speaker 2: Way, how excited were you when you realize Italy wasn't
Speaker 2: going to be in the World Cup?
Speaker 3: That was That's great that you know who you know
Speaker 3: who bounced them Bosnia. They're the reason they didn't make
Speaker 3: it in.
Speaker 2: Pretty big contribution to the world stage. Yeah, what else?
Speaker 5: Ray NBA draft Dan Caleb Wilson to be the third
Speaker 5: overall pick plus six hundred. I don't think Kamboozer is
Speaker 5: that good. I think the athleticism is a concern. I
Speaker 5: think if Caleb Wilson played all his games at USC
Speaker 5: or UNC this year, you'd be considered a better prospect,
Speaker 5: elite athlete, probably pretty good defender. You can get some
Speaker 5: offensive skills in there. I think you can go third overall.
Speaker 2: I like the value. Yes, well, by the way, I
Speaker 2: didn't hear anybody talking about Jalen Brunson's lack of defense
Speaker 2: in the NBA Finals, or that he flopped like all
Speaker 2: these things we thought, you know, are going to bring up.
Speaker 2: This guy didn't play defense. He can't be as good
Speaker 2: as you know, Shay gild juice.
Speaker 3: He did, he did. He likes to flop on the threes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you know what, no one talked about it except
Speaker 3: us down. I know, all right, Dylan US Open fun fact.
Speaker 3: Not that I'm picking him, but you know, came in
Speaker 3: second at the last US Open at Shinnacock when Brooks
Speaker 3: won fairway Jesus Tommy Fleetwood. Oh shit, therefore I'm not
Speaker 3: taking him. Oh I am going to take Brooks. Top
Speaker 3: five though, plus six twenty JT to win, plus fifty
Speaker 3: nine hundred. My reliable was win playing some good golf again.
Speaker 3: Probably blow up at some point, but whatever he said,
Speaker 3: blow blow Sung Jay him to win plus twenty two thousand,
Speaker 3: Let it go. I'm refused. Good for you, man and
Speaker 3: Sung JM top five plus twenty six hundred and some
Speaker 3: JM top ten A right, plus one thousand, seventy five.
Speaker 3: It's called arbitrage, uh Rooks. Ricky Fowler top five plus
Speaker 3: fourteen hundred, iron play Dan all about iron play and
Speaker 3: then winning score over two hundred and seventy and a
Speaker 3: half strokes. I feel like this is gonna be an
Speaker 3: overpar winner.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: Oh the fact that the goose shot.
Speaker 2: Four under to win it.
Speaker 3: Shitt' cock, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're chief Goosey. Yeah.
Speaker 3: World Cup Dan throwing shit at the wall, Ronaldo to
Speaker 3: have a hat trick plus seventeen hundred MESSI did it?
Speaker 3: Why can't he? England and Croatia draw plus two thirty five?
Speaker 3: Who's beck and stand in? Columbia draw three ninety, Ghana
Speaker 3: and Panama draw plus two twenty. Mexico and South Korea
Speaker 3: draw tomorrow plus two thirty. I'm also going to parlay
Speaker 3: all four of those.
Speaker 2: Because why not? Good? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Plus nineteen thousand, three hundred and four DAN one hundred
Speaker 3: bucks Winnsday nineteen grand Bosnia money line verus Switzerland, fuck
Speaker 3: it plus five point fifty Morocco money line versus Scotland.
Speaker 3: We're all on that Scotland's gonna win, but I'm sticking
Speaker 3: with Morocco.
Speaker 2: H oh Yeah.
Speaker 3: And USA and Australia the aka the Island full of
Speaker 3: British prisoners plus three thirty fucking trader.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, you say Skotland is going to beat Morocco. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all three of us took Morocco. We know what happens yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm taking I'm not changing because I also have
Speaker 3: my future on Morocco to win it all plus five thousands.
Speaker 2: The Scottish should be better. Yeah, it seems like there dogs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well there's only like one hundred people in Scotland
Speaker 3: and they're all in Boston right now playing bagpipes and
Speaker 3: getting wasted.
Speaker 2: Don't they have the Rangers over there? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the fandom thing they got. They the great soccer team, right,
Speaker 2: aren't they the Rangers? The Scotland Rangers. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant that fans. I thought the fans
Speaker 2: were called the Rangers. I thought you were talking about
Speaker 2: the New York Rangers. No they're not in Boston. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: the New York Rangers be in Boston.
Speaker 5: No, Ray, Yeah, there's a Rangers football club in glass Glasgow.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah yeah, port Oh.
Speaker 3: Wait, okay, actually this should be a good one, right,
Speaker 3: pronounce what's the capital of Scotland.
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: We'll look it up and then pronounce it.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: This could be a weekly bet. You said Portugo last week.
Speaker 2: I think he's making fun of Ray speaking. This is
Speaker 2: tough Dylan is ineligiblely Edinburgh.
Speaker 3: That's that's a tough one, Edinburgh. That's not that's wrong.
Speaker 2: I know he didn't that's tough Edinburgh.
Speaker 3: That's a trick one.
Speaker 2: Well it's spelled Edinburgh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 4: Dylan couldn't do three times three on the show was live.
Speaker 2: I heard that ship, Yeah, I heard that ship.
Speaker 3: That's math. Shay skipped the whole mass section of the
Speaker 3: Wonder Lick because he couldn't.
Speaker 2: Do anything gold Efficiency. You got like a ten on
Speaker 2: it because of it. It was genius. It's called arbitrage.
Speaker 3: Is it called that shirt?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, Rocks, dude, you had a shirt on last
Speaker 2: week that we made fun of. I know the schedule.
Speaker 2: I I gotta think in the morning. It's hard for
Speaker 2: me to think in the morning. The roommate has been
Speaker 2: making me wake up with doing like the morning routine
Speaker 2: with the kids and ship. I have to do more.
Speaker 2: Why do you say that do you basically have no
Speaker 2: power over your wife? That's not true. It's just like
Speaker 2: she dresses you just like, and you made fun of
Speaker 2: Larry when we're doing like actual events and like we're
Speaker 2: going to see people that we know. Yeah, she dresses me,
Speaker 2: but not like if I'm fucking going to work coming here.
Speaker 2: She didn't give a ship I've seen what you were
Speaker 2: to work. She definitely doesn't. Yeah, she doesn't. But like
Speaker 2: if I could, you know, my illness was like, no,
Speaker 2: you have to wear this. I was like, all right, okay,
Speaker 2: just like I asked you last week, what was this
Speaker 2: shirt that you decided not to wear? If you were
Speaker 2: going to wear that one, there wasn't a choice. They
Speaker 2: just said was meshed with It was a crop top
Speaker 2: what I wore to Pride parade with Dylan? Did you
Speaker 2: have a belly shirt on?
Speaker 3: It was actually just a high viz vest and nothing
Speaker 3: under it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, banker's vest, no pants? That's hot? Yeah, it's hot.
Speaker 2: Are you going to town? Counted a fucking couple of
Speaker 2: vests today, I'll tell you that. A little warm for
Speaker 2: the vest, buddy, und to retire. They were in a
Speaker 2: vest today. A couple of bankers invest today. Dude. It
Speaker 2: was a lot of ship art out there for a banker,
Speaker 2: the vest of you. Yeah, it's got to catch a
Speaker 2: train to the city, all right. Yeah, Well they're doing
Speaker 2: big time things. Then they're moving the economy, Yeah they are.
Speaker 3: Then we should have a podcast field trip to the city,
Speaker 3: go get dinner one night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why Danny, don't say that you love New York
Speaker 2: so you're busy? Not why? I mean it had to
Speaker 2: be on a Friday night. Okay, are you allowed to
Speaker 2: go on Friday night to be in a city? That's
Speaker 2: not even like that, Dan, It's just how I look.
Speaker 2: She doesn't give a shit what I do, but how
Speaker 2: I look at doing it. She certainly gives a sh
Speaker 2: about what no, no, no, She cares about what you do, yeah,
Speaker 2: or what I yeah. If it's bad, yeah, yeah, if
Speaker 2: it's bad, if it's good. She doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 2: She doesn't like, hey, what are you doing today? That's great?
Speaker 2: She's like, what did you do?
Speaker 3: I'm actually working at the oncology center today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just kidding. I'm smoking crack. But you're able to
Speaker 2: smoke cigarettes? She lets you smoke cigarette. Yeah, dude, what
Speaker 2: do you gotta give me one fucking thing?
Speaker 3: Keino and cigarettes?
Speaker 2: You know not even how I ain't played in a
Speaker 2: long time. I think she put a curse on me
Speaker 2: the roommate, because I went on like a thirty day
Speaker 2: lost streak and kin and I walked away. She hacked you,
Speaker 2: I think, so you can do women have the power
Speaker 2: to do that kind of shit? They have power, I think.
Speaker 2: I think they have a closer hear me out. I
Speaker 2: think there we all have like a wall between this
Speaker 2: world and the next, right, like my god, I'm serious. Yes,
Speaker 2: we do, between us and then the angels and demons
Speaker 2: and the spirits angels. Yes, And I think women have
Speaker 2: a thinner wall. And I think the more kids they have,
Speaker 2: the thinner that wall gets. That's what I think. Their
Speaker 2: intuition gets better. You are a sling blade. No, I'm
Speaker 2: a fucking warrior poet. That was genius.
Speaker 4: How can our walls get thinner?
Speaker 2: Then? For male crack, I think no, no, no, yeah, the
Speaker 2: only way to get thinner is hallucinogenics.
Speaker 3: That is all right, I'm gonna give you someone of
Speaker 3: your peote kids.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have you Dylan? Yeah, that's my favorite hallucigen No. No,
Speaker 2: what about DMT? What is DMT? It doesn't last long? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's quick? What is it?
Speaker 3: It's uh the dream molecule.
Speaker 2: No, it's a it's an auto bond to the next dimension.
Speaker 5: I think when you take is it d MT that
Speaker 5: you take or is it salvia? That you live like
Speaker 5: thirty years and like you haven't experienced time correctly, so
Speaker 5: it lasts like twenty seconds, but you find for thirty
Speaker 5: different years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, DMT, it's like maybe ten minutes. No no, but
Speaker 2: it feels like it lasted at fucking hours. It's last
Speaker 2: or whatever. And Molly, Molly's just fun whatever. Molly's for kids.
Speaker 3: And we're gonna go to fish this summer.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'm not gonna get me.
Speaker 3: You said we'd go to fish at the garden. I did,
Speaker 3: yeah multiple times on the show. That was your whole
Speaker 3: like other.
Speaker 2: Imagine that fish did I did? I lose a bet?
Speaker 2: Then I have to go seafish? But I had a couple,
Speaker 2: but we all go to fish.
Speaker 3: Also, listen Shae talking about music. We'll go listen to
Speaker 3: fucking Radiohead.
Speaker 2: You dork? Okay, okay, but why does everybody get hammered
Speaker 2: to go seafish? Fish is great? Then why you just
Speaker 2: have to do that?
Speaker 3: Every people go get fucked up at every concert. Ever,
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no no. There's not people
Speaker 2: that go to concerts and they don't say, hey, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get fucked up and I'm going to take this.
Speaker 2: There are people actually go to a concert to go
Speaker 2: to the concert.
Speaker 3: Do you do both?
Speaker 2: You don't have to do it. It's good without it.
Speaker 2: But it is like a culture of like, let's trip
Speaker 2: acid and follow this being around. Yeah, it's not about
Speaker 2: the music. It is about that, about the experience balloons
Speaker 2: that is. I mean I saw Pink Floyd on the
Speaker 2: Animal's tour sick and I didn't need to be fucked up,
Speaker 2: but you were. I would have gotten no, I would
Speaker 2: have just had beers I did. I was never a
Speaker 2: pothead fonker. What about acid? I never did acid? Not yet.
Speaker 5: I'm reading an article that right now the artist with
Speaker 5: the drunkest crowd is tends to be Morgan Whalen Country.
Speaker 2: I think it's Morgan Wallin. What do you say?
Speaker 3: What do you say? Whaling Jit? Oh this is great Edinburgh. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a tough one. That's hard, that's a bullshit one.
Speaker 2: What was Portugal? How was that? How was that tough?
Speaker 4: Portugal?
Speaker 2: Portogo? You said that's a Portogo? Okay?
Speaker 3: I mean Jay?
Speaker 2: What fuck you? Shaye and Irving? Wherever you get your podcast?
Speaker 2: New episode dropping? I know Dylan? When is it this?
Speaker 3: Can I can I borrow your shirt.
Speaker 2: You can wear it. I'll wear the shirt. All right,
Speaker 2: let's do it this weekend. Why don't you just do
Speaker 2: it with no shirts on? All right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can see all SHA's fun tattoos that any
Speaker 3: other tattoos?
Speaker 2: Shut up? Bluten are you getting rid of any of them?
Speaker 2: Hell no, you don't know. You don't want to go
Speaker 2: through that. Apparently that's excruciating. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2: Also trying to be the pope.
Speaker 3: Look what the tattoos are inherently dumb. So it's like,
Speaker 3: I feel like if you're it's one thing. If you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got like my ex wife's name on me, which
Speaker 3: even that I just been like, hilarious. Well we both
Speaker 3: do have RIBA's name, I forget was awesome. My fiance doesn't.
Speaker 3: That's her least favorite one because she's like, you have
Speaker 3: a other ginger.
Speaker 2: And Rea's a ginger. Oh yeah, oh bat the gingers
Speaker 2: and some ginger beef.
Speaker 5: It's also expensive. Pete Davidson spent two hundred grand to
Speaker 5: remove his tax.
Speaker 3: Well his I mean, I say there's no bad tattoos.
Speaker 2: Those are bad. Those were bad. Two hundred grand to
Speaker 2: fix those eyes.
Speaker 3: The butthole eyes.
Speaker 2: If anybody should be a podcaster.
Speaker 3: I mean he does pretty well.
Speaker 2: I think it is great. I just don't know how
Speaker 2: people go stand up and they're just not like what
Speaker 2: the fuck happened? From Shy and irving. Wherever you get
Speaker 2: your podcast, Dylan will probably be on that. He's on
Speaker 2: every podcast that's affiliated with this show, Making the rounds,
Speaker 2: Big Day Ray who produced this debacle Tyler had to
Speaker 2: listen to it running all the equipment and yours truly?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, Dan, really quick?
Speaker 2: The podcast is back, Yes, tomorrow, finally it will be released.
Speaker 3: It's an episode we already recorded. It's going to be
Speaker 3: released tomorrow, and I think we're in the clear from
Speaker 3: all technical snaffoos and we will be proceeding with business
Speaker 3: as usual.
Speaker 2: Because we have a new set, a new look. It's
Speaker 2: going to be podcast that's a good one too. And
Speaker 2: next week we'll have the new look for the gambling podcast.
Speaker 4: Big things, big things going on around here.
Speaker 3: Are you excited?
Speaker 2: Then I'm excited and that'll do it. It's our pleasure
Speaker 2: to serve you. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll talk
Speaker 2: to you next week.