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Speaker 1: the show. It's The Jewel Show. Today's Ridiculous Internet question

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Speaker 1: on the show. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions, America's most exciting

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Speaker 1: game show where we talk about the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: talking about on the dot com today. And today's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: but I sucked two fingers. Oh yes, so my point

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Internet questions And what is something you did

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Speaker 1: I just haven't put the zebra print turned down? Are

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Speaker 1: Describe it? What was bad about it? He just went

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Speaker 1: Let us know what's going on. Why do you think

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Speaker 1: for today's War the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Nini

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Speaker 1: one Rewards card member at random who wins free flowers

424
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Speaker 1: delivery from our floral department, and we'll see if he

425
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Speaker 1: accepts that offer. And if he does, then we'll see

426
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 1: if he sends those flowers to Nini or to somebody else.

427
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Speaker 1: Are n't he near? Are you ready? I'm ready? All right?

428
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Speaker 1: Here we go when Dallas phone number right now? Hello, Hey,

429
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Speaker 1: what's up? This is Jordan calling from I was looking

430
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Speaker 1: for our rewards card member Eugene. Yeah, that's who. Eugene's up.

431
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Speaker 1: Eugene are you sitting If you're sitting down, stand up.

432
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Speaker 1: If you're standing up, sit down, because guess what you're

433
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Speaker 1: this month? Winter? Who is what? I Where did I win?

434
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,880
Speaker 1: Because I never won anything? What is the the well?

435
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 1: The flowers? Oh flowers? Oh where are they from? I'm

436
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 1: kind of confused. Every single month we call up one

437
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,720
Speaker 1: of our Valued Rewards members and thank them for shopping

438
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Speaker 1: with us by giving them free flowers delivered directly from

439
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Speaker 1: our new Florld apartment. If you haven't checked it out yet,

440
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 1: it is spectacular. But you just won thirty six long

441
00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 1: stem red roses, delivered anywhere in the United States, absolutely free. Yeah,

442
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 1: don't die. I'll be down for that. Um. Do you

443
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: know who you want to send them to? An now?

444
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: Or should I call you back? No? I know, I

445
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 1: know exactly who I want to send them to. You

446
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: know you have to call me back? Okay, great? Um,

447
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 1: Well I will need this then. I'll just need the name,

448
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: the first and last name of the person you want

449
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: to send them too, and then if you want um

450
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: in a card. We have cards for all occasions. Okay, great, Um,

451
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send them to my girlfriend Needy, your girlfriend Nani. Okay,

452
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: you gotta sign piece too. You gotta signed piece too?

453
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 1: I can Yeah. Oh I don't know, man, I don't

454
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 1: do that. That's just too much baggage. Bro, that's way

455
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 1: too much stress. So just to your girlfriend then, huh yeah,

456
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: any name of meanie? Do you ever cheat on your girlfriend? Before? What?

457
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: You know what I say? Have let me tell you cheated?

458
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: Why do you keep on pressing the issue about cheating

459
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: on somebody? It's like kind of and it's probably because

460
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the jew Show. It's a

461
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: radio show. This has been it from the Jewel Show.

462
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. This is Christians Surprise. It's Victoria,

463
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: and we do a segment called War of the Roses

464
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater. And your girlfriend, Nini asked us

465
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 1: to call you and see if you would send those

466
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: flowers to her or to someone else because she's been

467
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: thinking that you might be cheating. And Nini is actually

468
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: on the phone and wants to talk to you. Oh

469
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: wait bro, noa yeah, yeah, yeah, hello, hey babe. Hey,

470
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: I mean, I just feel like you've been like dressed

471
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 1: about money. You've been just hearing you never want to

472
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: go out to dinner, go on date, like what do

473
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: you mean what do you mean by disappearing? Like We'll

474
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 1: be texting at like four thirty and then you just

475
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: disappear for two hours and then you come home and

476
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: like you're not trying to want dinner with me. You

477
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: just like never address that. You just stopped texting, and

478
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 1: you never take me out and we don't go out

479
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: to eat anymore. M I mean we went out like

480
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: three weeks ago. A mean is maybe not as often

481
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: as we used to. And I understand that part, but

482
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: you know, it's not. It's not that I'm cheating on you.

483
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 1: And you know, the time between me text messaging back,

484
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: it's just it's just it's not like it's the whole day.

485
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: I eventually I'm you know, reply back to you. You know,

486
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: I love you, man. It's not it's not it's nothing

487
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: that has to do with me hiding it. It's hiding

488
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: it from you. So and what I don't know what

489
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: we can do better, maybe to like you know, communicate

490
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: more and get that spunk back. But I'm down to

491
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: do that. You know, I'm game for sure to likely

492
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: up our relationship. I know it's in kind of dosilately,

493
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: kind of slow and everything, but it can be faxed.

494
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: I love you. You know, it's not a it's something

495
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: like going on behind your back at all, and what

496
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,239
Speaker 1: are you what are you spending money on? I've been

497
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: going out by myself to eat a lot, and and

498
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: you know you cannot able to eat gluten me and

499
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: i'd be able to eat fairy, and you know, you

500
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: just feels like when I take you out, like you know,

501
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to just you know, starting all all

502
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: this stuff around you, and you know, it's kind of

503
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: like taking the joy out of us going out to

504
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 1: eat and stuff. And you know, it's just I don't know,

505
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: it's kind of it sounds funny, but that's that's all

506
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 1: it is. I've been going out to eat and when

507
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: I get home, I'm tired, and then you know, I'm

508
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: probably just you know, laying down. It's just that's just

509
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: that's all it is. You've been going out to eat

510
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:37,959
Speaker 1: without me. It's intolerant. I know it sounds so silly,

511
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: but yeah, it really does. I'm so sorry. I mean

512
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: I should have never just you know, assumed that you know,

513
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: me not going with you would be better decisions about

514
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: going out to eat. And now I noticed, like horrible

515
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: decision because you started so much other than what it is.

516
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: That just kind of sounds like a lie to me,

517
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: Like I have a hard run bun out to eat

518
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: by yourself because I'm not coast empowering it. It doesn't

519
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: make sense. I kind of have to agree. Yeah, it

520
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: does kind of sound shady. I mean, if I put

521
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: myself through her shoes, it does. But it's God's on

522
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: the truth. I'm like not lying about it, and like,

523
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: when have I ever cared about what you're eating? I

524
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: just I want to get a dinner with you. I

525
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: don't I don't care what you get. So that's why

526
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal, Like it's really making it

527
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: more than what it is. I'm sorry I should have

528
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: done that, and I kept no Reilly secret like that

529
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: from you because it did kind of like open up

530
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: the gates. So you think that I'm doing all types

531
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: of suspicious stuff and I kind of knew that in

532
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: the back of my head. So I'm sorry about that.

533
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,479
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I want to believe it. I just like,

534
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: what about empathy, Like we haven't been into it at

535
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 1: all lately. I don't know if I want to tell

536
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: you this on the air. I can't kind of want

537
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: to tell you this in person because it's kind of

538
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing. Okay, I just can't tell you when

539
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: we get home. No, I want to know right now,

540
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 1: like why haven't you wanted to like do stuff mess around?

541
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, okay, well let's tell you truth. I've

542
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: been you know, I've been eating a lot. I've been

543
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: eating a lot of naturals, like the natural supremes with

544
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: the jalapenos and everything that I'm there with the chicken,

545
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 1: with the with the black and chicken and everything, and

546
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: I've been bloated and it's just been really trastipated. Anyone'll

547
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: tell you so embarrassing. Oh my gosh. All right now,

548
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: I just regret asking. Trust me, less I get good

549
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: party started back there. We can get the party started

550
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: in the bedroom belt. I need to get the party

551
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: stopped back there, all right. I will get you an

552
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: X black from the way home from work done, and

553
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 1: we can if you're something else, And that is romance

554
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: in a two year relationship. Well, at least he's not cheating.

555
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 1: He's just constipated. And I've been eating on his own

556
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: because he wanted to the vegan places. So it's not

557
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 1: that bad, Nanie. Well, I didn't need to know how

558
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: constipated he was, but really really relieved he's not cheating

559
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: on me. So I love you. I love you too, baby,

560
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: and you know I'll stop being nachos. Have you stop

561
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: exposed me on the radio. Don't ever stop doing that?

562
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: All right? Please? Thank you? The Jewils Show on demand

563
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is

564
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: The Jewil Show. And you texted in at four one

565
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: six one and said you had a dirty little secret.

566
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: So we're calling you back to ask what your dirty

567
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: little secret is. Hi. Oh hey, I know it was

568
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: a little while ago when you texted in in, but

569
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: we're you know, we're we uh, we're stong content today,

570
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: so we're calling you back. Please don't be Yeah, yeah, no,

571
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: we offended. Well, thanks so much. Yeah, what's your dirty

572
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: little secret? You have time to tell us right now?

573
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, okay. So I feel like I have

574
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: a lot of questions throughout the day that might be

575
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: considered maybe kind of stupid. So I do the Google

576
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: and cut meato mode so no one can see I

577
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: can like look at stuff privately, you know. Oh, so

578
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: you don't do it because you're searching for naughty things

579
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: on the internet. You do it so people don't see

580
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: your search history. Ago, why is she looking that up?

581
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that exactly. Yeah, what kind of stuff are

582
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: you looking up? Yeah, and so here's the thing I'm

583
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: looking up. Okay, So, for example, I am so busy

584
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: and anxious and i'm, you know, just going through up

585
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: the day and work, and I forgot when Christmas was,

586
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: so I had to look up, like you forgot the

587
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: date date of it, like December twenty date of it,

588
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: And I know it's the same date, but I forgot it.

589
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: I've done that a lot, though. You might want to

590
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: go to the doctor. Yeah. I don't think there's any

591
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: such thing as a stupid question, girl, ask away. That's right,

592
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: There is no such thing as a stupid question. There

593
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: isn't until it is. The question is what day is Christmas?

594
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding too. I'm sorry. What else do you google?

595
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: Incognito mode? Just too ridiculous that I asked random questions

596
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 1: Like I'll ask a lot of math questions. I'm more

597
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: of an art person. Please don't ask me to do

598
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: a math I won't be able to do it. For you,

599
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: so I look it up. I'm the same way it was. Yeah,

600
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm terrible at math. I in high school and my

601
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: senior year of high school I took math with eighth

602
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: graders that came over from the junior high school because

603
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: they were smart eighth graders. I was the only senior

604
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: in the class, and I had to sit in the

605
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: back in the corner by myself with nobody around me

606
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: because I would try to cheat. So that's the reason

607
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: why my stepson will literally quiz me somebody. He's like, Okay,

608
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: let's see how good at Matthew are What's eight times eight?

609
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, can I use my fingers? And

610
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: he's like, no, thirty seven. I don't know. Has anybody

611
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: who ever looked at your phone when you've been googling

612
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: something that you didn't want them to see. One of

613
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: my co workers recently saw, And now I'm just so

614
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: fearful that I'm going to be made fun of all

615
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: the time at work. Now, what did they see the

616
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: math or something else? No, I was asking a dumb question.

617
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,239
Speaker 1: I have no idea why, but I was asking. I

618
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: got confused about where the ice comes from from the fridge.

619
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: I thought it was like fridge water, and then someone's like,

620
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? It comes from? I thought

621
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: it was the whole thing. It was a whole thing.

622
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think these are really really good question. Yeah,

623
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: if you want to get down to it, like you

624
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: want to get down to the nitty grady of where

625
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: the water comes from the fridge, Like, I bet y'all

626
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't really so stupid, you know what?

627
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: I try to remember whenever I have to Google something

628
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: and I feel done because I have to google it.

629
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: There's a reason Google exists. It's because a lot most

630
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: people are also doing the same thing. It's true. Yeah,

631
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: except for you know, we're googling what day Christmas Isn't

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Speaker 1: I need to go? Maybe you're right, maybe I need

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Speaker 1: to go to the knock. Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Thank you guys, have a

635
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Speaker 1: good one. Did Jebel show on demand? Just a second ago,

636
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Speaker 1: I said that a new year end list came out

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Speaker 1: for twenty twenty two. I know it's already twenty twenty three,

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Speaker 1: And why are we going over stuff that happened in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two? Well, this list is going viral and

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Speaker 1: I think it's the list that we didn't know we

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Speaker 1: were missing, because there's always the year end lists of

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Speaker 1: the top Google searches, which are pretty funny, or you know,

643
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Speaker 1: there's all that stuff. But this list is going viral

644
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Speaker 1: on the internet. And this is a list of the

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Speaker 1: top funniest ways that men in there. Oh tell me

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Speaker 1: twenty two. I like this one. This is preventative care

647
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Speaker 1: for twenty ways to be careful if you're a dude.

648
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: And also if you've ever had to deal with the

649
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Speaker 1: dude before, and maybe you have a boyfriend or a

650
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: husband or something like that, you're gonna like this list

651
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: because you're gonna be like, good, they deserved it going over.

652
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: A list is going viral of the funniest ways that

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00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: men injured there. A dad got karate chopped. Oh in

654
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Speaker 1: the had to end up in the ear because of that.

655
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, which you'd be kind of mad, right

656
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Speaker 1: if that was your kid he was doing karate and

657
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Speaker 1: did that to you when he was practicing. But then

658
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Speaker 1: also that's a great karate chopped. I mean you had

659
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Speaker 1: to go to the ar right. Those lessons are paying off,

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Speaker 1: Yes they are. Another one from this list, the funniest

661
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Speaker 1: ways that men injured there. Twenty two, a guy was

662
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: using a French Press coffee machine and ended up in

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Speaker 1: the er for somehow getting it caught in the French

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Speaker 1: press coffee. Okay, I don't know how. There's no way

665
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: he was making coffee. He might have been making coffee,

666
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 1: but that wasn't the only thing he was doing. And

667
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: is that just the thing that randomly happened, Like you're

668
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: making your morning coffee and or wait a second, this

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00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: looks kind of fun and then you end up in

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Speaker 1: the ar going over a list, it's going viral of

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Speaker 1: the top ways that guy's injured there in twenty twenty two.

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00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 1: Of course, there's the zipper stuck. Apparently there was fifteen

673
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: cases reported at Ears of men having to go there

674
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Speaker 1: because of the zipper. And I haven't done that since

675
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Speaker 1: I was a little kid. I used to do that

676
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: all the time as a kid, right, I think it's

677
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Speaker 1: a popular problem and they're not ementary school. At least

678
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Speaker 1: it was for me. It was. I was constantly. I'm

679
00:34:54,800 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: still scared of zippers. Take your time, so lots of

680
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: Another guy ended up in the hospital because he was

681
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 1: working out with a friend when an elastic exercise band

682
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: slipped out of the friend's hand and hit him right

683
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Speaker 1: and though, Yeah, that's why I don't work out. I

684
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Speaker 1: don't believe him. He's saying he was quote unquote working out.

685
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Speaker 1: It was a quote unquote weight band. Right to run

686
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Speaker 1: with that. Excuse y'all better hope that Bennett's not your

687
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: nurse in the er, because he's gonna go, well, I'm

688
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Speaker 1: not helping you until you tell me the truth. Yeah,

689
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Speaker 1: break it down. I've been there and I've done that. Okay,

690
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: working out, huh, okay, sure, I love Jim too. I

691
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: could see Bennett doing that walking in just judge, just

692
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: looking at French press machine making French press coffee. This's

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00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: more just coffee, that's all you were doing. Yeah, you're

694
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Speaker 1: gonna sit there in pain until you show me the video.

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00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: We're going over a list that's going viral of the

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Speaker 1: top ways that men injured. There. I'm looking for another

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Speaker 1: sound effect to use. I'll just use that one again.

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Speaker 1: That's a good twenty twenty two. Another one was a

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00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: guy was having a pillow fight with his dog and

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Speaker 1: the dog lunched for the pillow. Oh but missed. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's hopefully that guy doesn't play like the sock tug

702
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Speaker 1: a war with his dog really Inde think about it, Victoria,

703
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Speaker 1: she looks a little confused, honestly, Like that's my biggest fear,

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00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: you know, when I'm at home and you know I'm

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Speaker 1: about to get in the shower, if I'm I have

706
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Speaker 1: no clothes on. I'm always scared to be around pets

707
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Speaker 1: and dogs because like that, that's my biggest fear of

708
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Speaker 1: if they just decide to take a bite. That's why

709
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 1: you gotta be let me and have a little dog

710
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Speaker 1: that doesn't come far off the ground. Another guy ended

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Speaker 1: up in the hospital because he was sitting on a

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Speaker 1: freshly lack kurd wood bench naked, Oh god, and his

713
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: got stuck in between the bench thingies because I guess

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00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: it was freshly lacquered up and slippery, and he had

715
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Speaker 1: to go to the air to get the bench removed.

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Speaker 1: The bends the bench removed from they had to take

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Speaker 1: the whole bitch. That's an awkward walk into the yard.

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Speaker 1: I promise, it's not what it looks like. Guys, It's

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Speaker 1: not it's not what okay, it's kind of what it

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Speaker 1: looks I was attacked by the bench. I promise texting

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. Should you have made this list?

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Speaker 1: Did something happen to you in twenty twenty two? And

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Speaker 1: will you be making twenty twenty three's list of ways

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Speaker 1: guys injured There Pork the Other white Meat The Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand