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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think I know which one's coming.

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Speaker 1: This This story was sent to us by I don't know,

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Speaker 1: honestly sixty people.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here it.

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Speaker 1: Comes, guys. Spanish Penis candle mogul accused of causing death

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Speaker 1: by ritualistic toad venom.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is what bananas is all about, Dodd.

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Speaker 4: Would you believe.

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Speaker 5: It's not damn your mind?

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Speaker 4: Resilient pieces would bananas by Banana Baby BAA.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman, Welcome to Bananas. That's Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 2: That's Kurt Brown Oleru.

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Speaker 3: We got so many good stories this week that one's

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Speaker 3: They're all just dynamite. Thank you for everybody who sends

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Speaker 3: them on Instagram, Deepen in his podcast d m us

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Speaker 3: your stories weirder the better. I'm especially excited because we

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Speaker 3: have a guest today who's a longtime friend, a long

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Speaker 3: time friends and you know, you probably know her, You've

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Speaker 2: We have the one and only Amory.

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Speaker 1: Heart Oh hello, guys, Hello, and also a host of

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Speaker 1: this might get weird podcast.

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Speaker 6: Ah y, I prefer just lady about town any other

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Speaker 6: I just got back from doing a nice round of

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Speaker 2: We are recently.

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Speaker 1: Recently, I was on the phone on my front lawn

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Speaker 1: And I still it's been happening for now for three years,

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Speaker 1: and I still haven't gotten rid. I like, I'm just

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Speaker 1: I just see this like masked woman with sunglasses on

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Speaker 2: I'm like, uh huh, and then.

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Speaker 1: Puts this cookie jar glass cookie jar of rocks like

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Speaker 5: There were so many emotions going through me.

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Speaker 6: I had found this like glass candy jar of break

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Speaker 6: your own geodes, which is magical, magic, absolutely magic. I thought,

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Speaker 6: who has a child in my neighborhood? And then I

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Speaker 6: talked to your wife, Lauren. I said, with your kid

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Speaker 5: What do we do?

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Speaker 6: And then I couldn't open the gate and you were

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Speaker 5: Oh it was just it was bad.

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Speaker 2: It was so perfect. But you know, so what do

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Speaker 2: you do? You smash him on the ground or what

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Speaker 1: My daughter, my three year old olive fucking went to town.

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Speaker 1: We got so many geodes now that are really like

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Speaker 2: But it's really fun.

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Speaker 6: Oh you're welcome. Yeah, I think that's my new vibe.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna get a definite headline scene. That's like neighborhood

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Speaker 3: My god, the garbage lady, There goes garbage.

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Speaker 6: What I love about our gym because I'm also a member,

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Speaker 5: So you're running and watching people like moving in their.

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Speaker 2: Nose, you know, look at their butts a lot. That's

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Speaker 1: Oh that's I really like that because then you then

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and motivation of like I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: Course, and I you know, we got a lot of

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Speaker 1: This is from the AV Club, written by William Hughes

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Speaker 1: Billy Boy, Thank you, Spanish penis candle mogul accused of

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Speaker 1: causing death by ritualistic toad venom. All right, here it is,

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Speaker 1: and also I love the Avy Club. I think it is.

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Speaker 1: It's written with the correct gravitas. Today, in ritualistic toad

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so we got were they they were licking

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Speaker 1: No, they're smoking toad butts.

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Speaker 5: Toad butt is such a good like band catchphrase.

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Speaker 2: Yes it's there, the smoking toad butts.

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Speaker 3: But loop Loop, smoking toad butts, smoking toad butts.

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Speaker 1: We'll be noodling here until closing time, all right, guys.

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Speaker 1: So Ignacio Nacho Vidal a well known porn performer with

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Speaker 2: That's a lot, it's a lot of blinking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a ton was per The Guardian this week,

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Speaker 1: Jose Luise Abad in July of last year. Abod died

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Speaker 1: after inhaling vaporized secretions from Insulis alvarius, a species of

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Speaker 1: And so I was like, is this because then I

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that Beavas and butt Head had a

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Speaker 1: Is it the same that's the same toad?

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Speaker 6: I guess the various toads for different trips, Like you know,

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Speaker 3: And you have to think that this began when a

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Speaker 2: Like or somebody just picked up a toad. Correction, it's

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Speaker 2: when a dog smoked a toad. What we ought to

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Speaker 3: You know, when I read the I didn't read the

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Speaker 3: so I remembered Carlo's Danger. Carlos Danger was Anthony Wieners

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 6: Still it would be rejected in a writer's room.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Carlos Danger would be rejected.

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Speaker 3: Then Michael Vick disgraced football player, you know, dogfighting football player.

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Speaker 3: But maybe he made it, Maybe he turned his life around.

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Speaker 3: What used to check in is Ron Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Beaver, I mean, I'll give us beaver fa This is

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, there's beaver anal gland in fake vanilla flavoring.

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Speaker 1: There is an industry of people who milk beaver anal glands.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're anti vanilla. Now you don't want that beaver

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Speaker 1: He said he's smoked toad venom before loved to do it.

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Speaker 6: For manslaughter, Yeah, is smoking toad venom illegal?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But also another thing, another thing that we didn't

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Speaker 1: If you like a porn star, why do you want

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Speaker 3: getting rid of it. It's like getting rid of it.

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Speaker 3: That's what that guy should be promoting, those little ashcobras

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Speaker 6: The little things you put in water, they grow over

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at the candle right now, guys, and it

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Speaker 1: is His penis is so veined. It looks like the

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Speaker 5: And venis sings.

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Speaker 6: You're so veined, you probably think this dong is about

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Speaker 1: Toad feels threatened, squirt sword All right, Scott to give

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is for shifting gears a little bit. So.

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Speaker 3: This is from BBC News. This was sent in on

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Speaker 2: Headline reads.

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Speaker 3: Nude sun bathey're mistaken for dead body near away line

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Speaker 8: Yes, so nice, you know I try to on the moor,

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Speaker 8: oh man let Yeah, no, it's it's so new, the

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Speaker 8: sunbathing mistaken for dead body near a railway line in Essex.

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Speaker 1: I do feel like this can only happen in the UK,

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Speaker 1: and there's.

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Speaker 2: Like that's a blue dead body.

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Speaker 3: Yeah wow, oh man, it's so good.

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Speaker 5: If it was a woman or a male, it's a man.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So the naked man who was sunbathing near a railway

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Speaker 3: line was mistaken for a dead body put by police.

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Speaker 3: Concerned railway workers spotted a pair of feet but quote

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Speaker 3: no signs of life on the grounds of Chafford hundred

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Speaker 3: railway station. I looked it up, pretty small to pickle.

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Speaker 3: It's outside of London. It's not big enough. It looks

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Speaker 3: it's one of those ones that kind of looks like

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Speaker 3: a house with some honors. Rushing to the scene, officers

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Speaker 3: found a man in his late thirties enjoying some nude sunbathing.

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Speaker 3: It happened as temperatures reached twenty five degrees celsius, which

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Speaker 2: You heard it here first.

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Speaker 1: Still not a hot day forgetting totally nude again on

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Speaker 5: Right next to the railroad tracks.

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Speaker 2: Right, that's the detail. That's the detail.

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Speaker 3: It sits on a single line railway between London and

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Speaker 3: South and the man was spotted by track workers from

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Speaker 3: network Rail, who called police. A spokeswoman for a spokeswoman

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Speaker 3: for network Rail said, quote, let me lay it bare.

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Speaker 2: They're so course, the Brits are so good, they're so good.

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Speaker 2: The railway is.

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Speaker 3: Not a place to sunbathe please keep it away from

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Speaker 3: the tracks.

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Speaker 2: Very funny.

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Speaker 3: So the spokes will for the rail operator to climb

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Speaker 3: to comment, but said there had been similar episodes of

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Speaker 3: the man. They asked him to get dressed and leave,

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Speaker 3: and he did, and words of advice quote words of

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Speaker 2: So yeah, just a late thirties guy just decided that

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Speaker 2: it was his time to shine. He put it out there.

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Speaker 1: I would like a like a like a just a

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Speaker 1: beach blanket that just says not dead.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 6: Anything, I mean, was he like bear asked on cement,

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Speaker 6: Like that's notepable.

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Speaker 5: You have to bring something to lay down?

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Speaker 6: Was he?

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Speaker 3: But it also I think he it might have been there,

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Speaker 3: it might have been right next to it. I think

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Speaker 3: I mean I don't know that. They didn't have more

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Speaker 3: I'm certain, but I don't feel like this is voyeurism,

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Speaker 3: but maybe it is, like I don't know if this

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Speaker 3: just a great field? Was was this guy craving sun

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Speaker 5: And then immediately fell asleep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you man, the moment it hit seventy

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Speaker 6: If someone mistake me for a corpse, I don't know

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Speaker 5: Would it be a spray tan?

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Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 5: A that's a rock bottom.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a spray tn.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a spray tan, right, because that's probably

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Speaker 5: He's just very sore.

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Speaker 3: It's also cool that they went straight to the cops

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Speaker 3: and weren't just like sir are you okay?

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Speaker 2: They were just like he did that guy did dead feet.

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Speaker 1: My my wife and I once went for a podcast

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Speaker 6: I went to a gay nudist resort for spring break

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Speaker 9: Oh.

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Speaker 6: It was incredible because we were like the only four

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Speaker 5: But it was great because.

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Speaker 6: The concession stand guy really really worked. It would be like, Jeremy,

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Speaker 6: laying out and I felt so bad. One man walked

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Speaker 6: past my roommate Kirby, and just said, wow, you are

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's so good. K was a man

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Speaker 2: or a woman is a woman?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I think he was trying to make convo, but yeah,

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Speaker 6: he didn't call the cops that there was a dead

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: I went to a nude beach in Saint Martin and

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Speaker 3: So we grab a drink and it was very empty,

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Speaker 3: I was, And honestly we might have stripped down. Nobody

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Speaker 3: cool if we have a drink. They're like absolutely, It's

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Speaker 3: like seventies night or eighties night.

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Speaker 5: Amazing.

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Speaker 3: And so we stayed for like five drinks because a

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Speaker 1: Did it feel super freeing? Like did everybody?

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Speaker 2: Was it like an air of like anything goes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it and you know, maybe this is maybe this

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Speaker 2: It feels like an older crowd.

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Speaker 3: the women look like they were just like, I'll just

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Speaker 2: But it was also sort of great.

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Speaker 3: And then you kind of walk home and you're like,

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Speaker 3: maybe we should have done it, Like maybe, yeah, maybe

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Speaker 3: they just I don't know. It's also weird this story

451
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Speaker 3: about this nude sunbathed by the train that it is British.

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Speaker 3: If you read this wouldn't be news in Germany. This

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Speaker 3: would just be like yeah, sure, fah yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's like a whole thing in East we start in

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Speaker 1: East Germany called I think it's freedom Kreutz and culture.

456
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Speaker 1: But it's like the idea that like there's whole sections

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Speaker 1: of parks that's just like you're allowed to be nude here,

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Speaker 1: and you'll just see signs that say FKK.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's totally fluid.

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Speaker 1: If you ever go to Germany, like look for FKK

461
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Speaker 1: signs and then you can just get totally nude and

462
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Speaker 1: everyone's cool with it. It's totally fascinating.

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Speaker 5: It is very freeing.

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Speaker 6: I had a club in college with my best friend

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Speaker 6: called Topless Tuesday, where we started on Tuesdays. We made

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Speaker 6: it a tradition to like learn a new life skill,

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Speaker 6: like just you know, we'd teach each other we'd like

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Speaker 6: and then we'd like smoke cigars and drink whiskey and

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Speaker 6: do it all topless. And by the time we graduated school,

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Speaker 6: we had invited about thirty women to be a part

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Speaker 6: of it. So we had like the Topless pot luck

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Speaker 6: to start it off some new members. And I remember

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Speaker 6: senior year when we invited new members and were walking

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Speaker 6: into the potluck. I'm walking in and I live closed,

475
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Speaker 6: so I just had like a robe and a cast roll.

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Speaker 6: These people are coming in and I just opened my

477
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Speaker 6: robe and I was like, happy topless Tuesday, and they go,

478
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Speaker 6: we saw there was a for rent sign.

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Speaker 2: And we'll check it.

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Speaker 6: This is my friend Melissa spot get ready and I

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Speaker 6: brought them in and it was the greatest Oh my god,

482
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Speaker 6: thirty women like making corn bread no shirts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that is so good.

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Speaker 5: But very freeing.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, let it slang. Let it slang.

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Speaker 1: The one thing that I found fascinating about it, and

487
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Speaker 1: then we'll stop and we'll move on. But is that

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Speaker 1: uh at the place we went to the reason people

489
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Speaker 1: kind of liked it. First off, it wasn't sexual, and

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Speaker 1: secondly it was that like you don't know what people's

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Speaker 1: place in society is.

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Speaker 2: You know, like if you want to do that clods off.

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Speaker 1: You don't know if this guy's a doctor or a plumber,

494
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Speaker 1: and it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: And it's just kind of like a.

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Speaker 1: Real equalizer for like socialization, which is totally fascinating.

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Speaker 5: And you're just judging them off their tattoos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how big they're Yeah, I only like, I

499
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Speaker 1: only like little ding dong guys.

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Speaker 2: That's what you know.

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Speaker 3: He must be very successful, uh, cur hitting a bananas

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Speaker 3: news story or do we take it?

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Speaker 1: Definitely gonna take a break, but I'll give you this

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Speaker 1: title first. One million dollar treasure in Rocky Mountains has

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Speaker 1: been found, says Forrest Fen.

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Speaker 9: And now breaks.

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Speaker 2: And we're back, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: on the air every single day.

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Speaker 1: Us If you have any stories, and if you're like Instagram,

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Speaker 1: you can email us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail

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Speaker 1: dot com and brush.

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Speaker 3: Your teeth and tell and tip tip better twenty percent

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Speaker 3: standard start at twenty percent in fools.

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Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, Curdie b all right, one million dollars

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Speaker 1: in Rocky Mountains has been found, says says Forest Fen.

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Speaker 1: All right, fam Yes, art and antiquities collector Forest Fen,

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Speaker 1: great name.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: Oh by the way, this is from the Guardian.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: This is by Guardian Associated Press and Guardian staff. K

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Speaker 1: Art and antiquities collector Forest Fenn, who said he hid

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Speaker 1: one million dollars in treasure in the Rocky Mountain Wilderness

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Speaker 1: a decade ago, said Sunday that the chest of goods

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Speaker 1: has been found.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Yes, that's so cool.

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Speaker 1: He's eighty nine years old. He told the Santa Fe

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Speaker 1: New Mexican that a treasure hunter located the chest a

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Speaker 1: few days ago. The man who found it does not

536
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Speaker 1: want his name mentioned. Smart man. He's from back East, quote,

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Speaker 1: Fenn said, adding that it was confirmed from a photograph

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Speaker 1: the man sent him. Fenn did not reveal exactly where

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Speaker 1: it had been hidden. Fenn posted clues to the treasures

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Speaker 1: whereabouts online and in a twenty four line poem that

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Speaker 1: was published in his twenty ten autobiography, The Thrill of

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Speaker 1: the Chase. Hundreds of thousands have hunted in vain across

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Speaker 1: remote corners of the US West for the bronze chest,

544
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Speaker 1: believed to be filled with gold, coins, jewelry, and other

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Speaker 1: valuable items. Some have said it was a hoax and

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Speaker 1: pursued lawsuits. Many people have quit their jobs to dedicate

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Speaker 1: themselves to the search, and others depleted their life savings.

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Speaker 1: At least four people are believed to have died searching

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Speaker 1: for it, and Fenn, who lives in Santa Fe, said

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Speaker 1: he hid his treasure as a way to tempt people

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Speaker 1: to get into the wilderness and give them a chance

552
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Speaker 1: to launch an old fashioned adventure and expedition for riches.

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Speaker 1: For more than a decade, he packed and repacked his

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Speaker 1: treasure chests, sprinkling in gold dust, adding hundreds of rare

555
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: gold coins and gold nuggets. Pre Columbian animal figures went in,

556
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Speaker 1: along with prehistoric mirrors of hammered gold, ancient Chinese faces

557
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Speaker 1: carved from jade, and antique jewelry from rubies emeralds.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean this is this is the magic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is some goonies right here.

561
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Speaker 3: No shit.

562
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 2: And this is what you do. This is what James do.

563
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Speaker 1: If you have an extra million dollars, you put it

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Speaker 1: into treasure chest, You write a poem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you get going yeah wow.

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Speaker 5: And this is what you do.

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Speaker 6: If you want to find the treasure, you just start

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Speaker 6: stalking forest Finn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because he keeps going.

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Speaker 5: Dad to keep adding.

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Speaker 2: Good call.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know so many people who are in the

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Speaker 6: treasure hunting world as a hobby.

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Speaker 2: Nor I think so.

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Speaker 3: A few years ago, all the uh, all the TV

576
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Speaker 3: works that do reality shows gold like Gold Rush, Alasco Gold,

577
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 3: This Arctic gold, like gold got really hot because gold

578
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Speaker 3: will rise in value and like this happens a lot.

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Speaker 3: There are other ones like this, but this one I remember.

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Speaker 3: I was so happy that you did this story because

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Speaker 3: I remember like reading about this ten years ago.

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Speaker 2: You do. Yes, yes, I remember.

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Speaker 3: I mean Forrest Fenn is a great character name I know,

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Speaker 3: and that's f e n n y f e n

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Speaker 3: n forest fan. Also, Santa Fe is a perfect place

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Speaker 3: for this guy to be located. Santa Fe feels like

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Speaker 3: a town where a rich art collector would be like,

588
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Speaker 3: I want you to get people out in the world.

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Speaker 2: I'm putting things into a trunk.

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Speaker 5: It sounds Santa Fe is Forest Finn.

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Speaker 3: I just like, yes, yes, Forrest just standing a little

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Speaker 3: close to that Georgia o' keith painting Forrest.

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Speaker 1: This is just so I mean, like it makes me.

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Speaker 1: It's and also I'm like excited that the guy found

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Speaker 1: it and a little bit of sad, you know.

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00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 3: And san a photo and he sent a picture to him,

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00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 3: which is like that's so cool. Like what did did

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Speaker 3: Farrest comment on it? Was he like, oh hell yeah.

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Speaker 2: He said?

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Speaker 1: Asked how he felt now, Fenn said, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I feel halfway kind of glad, halfway kind of sad

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00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: because the chase is over.

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00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 2: Wow, goodness, I really the chase.

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Speaker 1: He's a poet, I know, and he's eighty nine. So

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Speaker 1: he did this when he was seventy nine. And that's

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Speaker 1: what's coolest, right, is that he could have died before

607
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Speaker 1: someone found it. And that's kind of cool to me,

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Speaker 1: at least that the loop was completed.

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Speaker 6: I also really hope that that was the majority of anything,

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Speaker 6: Like all his riches were in there, and his grandkids

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Speaker 6: are like.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck, come on, come on, yeah, Ram, what

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Speaker 1: the fuck? No, no, no, sorry, Usually strange weirdos get grandpa's.

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Speaker 2: But also four people died.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I guess treacherous terrain or was it maybe

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Speaker 6: a lack of preparedness to go into the wilderness.

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Speaker 1: It could yeah, it could be somebody who's like, I

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Speaker 1: can find treasure and then it's like die.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's really intense. Four people, that's wow. And when I

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Speaker 1: was Dangerous Place Ghost.

622
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Speaker 3: When I was nineteen, I was going to school in

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Speaker 3: Massachusetts and that year was like a super snowy blizzard year.

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Speaker 3: And then it's high enough up there that in the

625
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Speaker 3: winter it gets dark at like four forty five, and

626
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Speaker 3: I would leave class and I would be so depressed

627
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Speaker 3: that I stepped out into a frozen tundra walking to

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Speaker 3: a dining hall to eat a chicken puck. So I

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Speaker 3: moved to Pensacola Beach and I waited tables at a

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Speaker 3: place called Bushwhackers, which I don't know if it's still there,

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Speaker 3: but it was a waterfront, big tourist trap, and I

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Speaker 3: waited to all summer.

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Speaker 2: And of course I've heard about Bushwhackers in the past.

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Speaker 1: What why why bush Whackers?

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Speaker 2: Why was it called Bushwhackers? Was it well?

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Speaker 1: Was it jungle?

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Speaker 2: The well? Great question, kerve.

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Speaker 3: A Bushwhacker in Pensacola Beach is a cocktail. It's like

639
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 3: a frozen alcoholic chocolate milkshake that they pour a one

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00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 3: with fifty one floater on it. And the place that

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00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: created it is called the sand Shaker, which I'll do

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Speaker 3: a if we ever do, like a throwback episode like

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00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 3: old crazy stories. The Sandshaker got popped in golf in

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Speaker 3: Pensacola for having the biggest cocaine ring and like the

645
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: golf Wow, but they created a drink and it's like

646
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 3: light rum, dark rum, like klue it's it really is

647
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Speaker 3: like cream.

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Speaker 2: It's a chocolate milkshake.

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00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 3: And then we would take a test tube of one

650
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Speaker 3: fie a floater and stick it in. And we had

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Speaker 3: a thing called bushwhacker Fest, which was a huge concert

652
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 3: on the beach. You got big bands, guys, I'm talking

653
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: the Drifters, I'm talking the Platters, Blues Traveler Jon Jet

654
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 3: Jon Jet came down and then at bushwhacker Fest. No,

655
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 3: but we did get the Quackers from a mobile. No.

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00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 3: The funniest is the headliners was always this cover band

657
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Speaker 3: called Bag of Donuts. And if anybody's listening in like

658
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 3: Florabama area, they will go I know exactly. They dress

659
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 3: up like kiss and they play cover songs and they're

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Speaker 3: called Bag of Donuts and they make a fortune.

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Speaker 2: A fortune sure. But we served our kids meals on Frisbees.

662
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: So there were these neon colored Frisbees and if you

663
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Speaker 3: got a hot dog in French fries or whatever, kids wanted,

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Speaker 3: penny with butter, I mean I got I waited summer

665
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Speaker 3: tables there. But one person through I saw it happen

666
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 3: in real time and it was like an assassination attempt.

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Speaker 3: One person in the crowd packed beach jon Jet goes

668
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Speaker 3: on plays one song, somebody rows one of our restaurants

669
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Speaker 3: Frisbees hits Joan Jen Joan Jet in the face and

670
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 3: she goes, fuck this, I'm out here and didn't play

671
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 3: should I swear to God?

672
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 2: The headliner she was headlining that night. It was like

673
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 2: a three day thing.

674
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 3: Anyways, Jone Jet hit by a Frisbee that said Bushwhackers

675
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 3: on it.

676
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 5: Well, I mean frisbee like had his number on it

677
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 5: or something.

678
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, message, Yes, I don't think.

679
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't think Joan Jet would have been interested in

680
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: amandah you know.

681
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it said I love rock and roll in the

682
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 3: bottom She's like, eat shit turkey.

683
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 2: But so I was.

684
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 3: I was a pretty good waiter, Like I was able

685
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: to run very busy sections. So they would always put

686
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: me outside on the water because everybody when they come

687
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 3: down in Pencacle Beach wants to sit on the water.

688
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 3: So I would have that section, and around seven thirty

689
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 3: the beach crowd would all go back to their hotels

690
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 3: and shower up and go to the restaurants and so

691
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 3: weird get crowded. But then all the old people would

692
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 3: come out with metal details on the beach and so

693
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: I used to do this thing that I called granny fishing.

694
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 3: I used to go granny fishing, which is whenever anybody

695
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: would tip in quarters, which in the South happens more

696
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 3: than you'd like, uh. I would toss quarters into the

697
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 3: sand from the from the deck from about five feet up.

698
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 3: But I sometimes would like throw a name tag or

699
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 3: if somebody left a pair of metal sunglasses.

700
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 2: So I would just throw metal objects.

701
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 3: And then we would all go into the dessert area,

702
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 3: which had mirrored windows, like double sided windows, and we

703
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 3: would just watch old people find like penny after penny

704
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 3: and sunglasses, then a.

705
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 2: Fork, and then quarters.

706
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 3: And we used to go granny fishing every night till

707
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 3: and they would like kind of catch on, but at

708
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 3: the same time they're finding money on the beach. Yeah,

709
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 3: it's like they're looking for like Spanish armada to blooms.

710
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 2: But we used to do it. It was so people

711
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 2: would other servers would come. It was a massive restaurant.

712
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: I mean it was this bit.

713
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 3: It was like a football field long, it was so big,

714
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 3: and so we had like twenty sections of waiters and

715
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 3: other waiters would get like a saka juwea dollar or whatever,

716
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 3: and they would come out into my section, toss it

717
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 3: in the sand, and then we would all just watch

718
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 3: old people. It was the most fun. I highly recommend

719
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 3: granny fishing. It makes them happy, it makes you happy.

720
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 2: Crack a beer.

721
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever wielded a metal detector. I've done

722
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 6: it months for like a second and like asked to

723
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 6: use someone's who was doing that, And it really gets

724
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 6: your imagination going, like it really is like being at

725
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 6: a slot machine.

726
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 5: Like you're like, but it could I could find something.

727
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: I love it.

728
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: I just like the idea, the confidence of a of

729
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: a metal detector person. It's just like it's like that

730
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: not there's treasure in the world, and also it's buried

731
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: in the beach, at the beach, and I'm gonna find it.

732
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 2: I love it.

733
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: I love that confidence.

734
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. But I I think I'm gonna do that.

735
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 3: I think when I'm an old fart, I think I'm

736
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 3: going to buy a metal detector and walk around, go

737
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 3: I wake you. I love the beach. I love walking

738
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: at the beach during sunset. And if I I mean that,

739
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: it seems like a really fun hobby. It's better than like,

740
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll watch Steve Harvey do family feud.

741
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 3: Then I'm going to go out there and try to

742
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 3: make my mouth.

743
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: You get a metal detector and I'll walk right next

744
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 1: to you, just with a with an old vacuum cleaner,

745
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: just like yeah, like that guy's crazy.

746
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 5: I'll carry the wagon full of treasures.

747
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, gotta give us another one.

748
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 3: Let me see, I have a bunch of interesting stories here.

749
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: Let's do.

750
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 3: Let's do this one, which is just we kind of

751
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 3: have a theme going today.

752
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 2: Let's stick with the theme theme. It's two years field.

753
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: It is too revealed by whatever Scotty says. Because I

754
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: don't know about a theme. You don't find it.

755
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 3: The fame is bananas. I live it, I breathe it.

756
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 3: Here's a headline. Researchers say quote researchers say extreme mating

757
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 3: killing tiny Australian marsupials in mass.

758
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 2: Research. I know, I know extreams mating.

759
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: Researchers say, quote extreme mating are killing tiny Australian marsupials

760
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 3: in mass all moss. This is from Japan Times dot

761
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 3: co dot gp jp H Sydney, Australia. A tiny marsupial

762
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 3: found only in Northwest Australia. Mates so intensely that entire

763
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 3: generation of males can die off during a single breeding season,

764
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 3: researchers reported Friday, Wait.

765
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: They are fucking themselves into extinction? Yes? Well no, no,

766
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 2: the great question. Females live?

767
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, wait so tiny marsupials? Are we talking like.

768
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 2: A little koala bear? Are we talking like these a

769
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 2: little kangaroo? Yeah? Machines a little wombat? Thank you for asking. Guys.

770
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 2: Biologist studying kalutas with a k kalutas, a mouse sized

771
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 2: marsupial found in the area the arid Pillbaro region believe

772
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 2: they die in mass because of a sex driven immune

773
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 2: system collapse. Sounds sad, but here's why.

774
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: Then, females use the corpse of the male to make

775
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: a nest.

776
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, or a funny hat these nests.

777
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 2: We haven't figured out why it does either.

778
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 5: Wow.

779
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 3: My goal side note, my goal for this podcast we

780
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 3: can even retire afterwards, would be to take to do

781
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 3: one in Australia. I feel like we could do a

782
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 3: tour and go there Australia.

783
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 2: We're gunning for you.

784
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:12,479
Speaker 1: Bring your twenty two when we open up Independent Coming

785
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: we are there.

786
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 3: We're bringing memory. We're all gonna have funny hats. Oh yeah,

787
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 3: you have family there, it would be easy for you.

788
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: You've been go once a year, that's okay.

789
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 3: We'll time it so you'll be a guest when we

790
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 3: tour this and we'll we'll get you a pet Kaluda

791
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 3: female and a funny hat.

792
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 6: So Google imaged it. They are like little shrews.

793
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, who knew?

794
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: Little even I was going to google it, but I

795
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: don't even need to now, little shrew, no got.

796
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 3: It, little little so female Kaluta is mate frequently with

797
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 3: different males during each breeding season. The quote that means

798
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 3: that the males have to mate a lot and have

799
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 3: good quality sperm and lots of it.

800
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 2: To out compete.

801
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 3: I'll compete doesn't feel like a real world to i'll

802
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 3: compete rival male, says Genevieve Hayes, who led the University

803
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 3: of Western Australia research team. This intense investment in reproduction

804
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 3: evidence by their large testes appears to be fatal for males.

805
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 2: Wow, so the.

806
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 3: Males all die by fucking to death because they have

807
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 3: to produce so much high quality sperm that it drains

808
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 3: their entire bodies of your system the circle life.

809
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 2: Thank you, nobody's saying.

810
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: Female, little female kludas just just just rubbing up against

811
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: a desiccated, exhausted, dead kaluda.

812
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 3: And again, good for these female kaludas. They are in control.

813
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 3: They take what They're the Madonnas of the animal kingdom.

814
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 3: They get what they want. Probably younger reference. They're the

815
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 3: Rihannas of this animal kingdom. They get what they want

816
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 3: on scientists, Yeah, this is the uh Selena Gomez. She

817
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 3: probably doesn't get what she wants. She does, she doesn't

818
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 3: get what she wants. Scientists believe this is a rare

819
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 3: example of male quote uh semil parody reproductive strategy characterized

820
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 3: by synchronized death, often before the offspring are born. Males

821
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 3: were regularly captured in healthy numbers throughout the study, except

822
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 3: immediately after mating seasons, when no males were captured. Uh This,

823
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 3: coupled with other field research and laboratory research, strongly suggests

824
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 3: that males die after mating season. The researcher said happy,

825
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: ending that Kaludas coludas extreme mating behavior. In spite of it,

826
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 3: they species appears to be doing very.

827
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 2: Well, I mean poor coldas.

828
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 6: They never caught on like koalas or you know other

829
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 6: cool kangaroo Australian. You know, I never heard of a koluta,

830
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 6: and I like to think I'm pretty in touch with

831
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 6: the animal kingdom.

832
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely.

833
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 6: What I like about this story is that if all

834
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 6: the males die off, then every year the kolutas are

835
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 6: getting some young fine things or Kate beckhamsaling.

836
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

837
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: What the study doesn't mention is they all live six months.

838
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh is that true? That would be self I thought that.

839
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 2: Circle of life, but what a life? Six months? A

840
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: shotgun blasts to fund yourself to death? Oh man, what

841
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: ye know? They really go a little thing with massive testes. God,

842
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 2: I'll show you brings it.

843
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 6: Every time I did Google image Koluda testes and how

844
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 6: I mean they're big compared to the bodies, I didn't

845
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 6: it didn't immediately pop up, and then I was like,

846
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 6: I can't open another page of this.

847
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 5: I just really have to have some self respect.

848
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 3: I know in primates, the loudest, the loudest primates have

849
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 3: the smallest testes, and that's why howler monkeys have like

850
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 3: Mike like raisin size testies. And if I was in

851
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 3: uh Belize and if you've never heard howler monkeys in

852
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 3: the jungle.

853
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: It is. It sounds like Jurassic Park.

854
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: It's also so funny that well, like, oh, we had

855
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 3: I had a really nice tour guide just being like, hey,

856
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 3: these are famous main ruins, here's the sport they played

857
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 3: and then killed themselves.

858
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 2: Here's this awesome thing. And all I'm hearing is how

859
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 2: their monkeys in the jungle just being like, and they scream.

860
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 3: They scream so loud that exhausts them and fatigues them

861
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 3: for the rest of the day and night. So but

862
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 3: then they have like the smallest nuts and primates.

863
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 5: So oh my god.

864
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 6: Wow, I think I recently learned that, which I think

865
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 6: it's kind of known.

866
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 5: You guys probably know this.

867
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 6: That praying mantis is when they mate, thirty percent of

868
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 6: their sex ends with the female rip the man's.

869
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 5: Head off, like fully decapitate him.

870
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 6: But I learned that the day after Quarantine's got you

871
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 6: doing some weird hobbies, we released like pragmantis eggs into

872
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 6: our yard, like hey, they're cool to look at, being

873
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 6: they eat mosquitos and stuff. And then we released this

874
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 6: egg of tons of pragmantises, and I learned about this decapitation,

875
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 6: which did.

876
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 2: You get them from somewhere else.

877
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can order online like this, tons of of

878
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 6: larva and then they it hatches out and they just

879
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 6: like disperse in your yard.

880
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

881
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: It's like a natural incesticide. It's like if you don't

882
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 3: want to use pesticides, you just get it. You can

883
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 3: get them mailed to you. There's a bunch They even

884
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 3: have them on Amazon. Yeah.

885
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh, I.

886
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,919
Speaker 3: Have a ton of them around. I have a ton

887
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Speaker 3: in my yard right now. I guess this is that

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Speaker 3: season there.

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00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: They're cool looking.

890
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got Amazon.

891
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 6: But if you guys know any mom and pop pragmantis dealers,

892
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 6: I would definitely support.

893
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, listeners, if you have any if you're if you

894
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 3: if your passion, if you have a GoFundMe or Kickstarter

895
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Speaker 3: to start your own uh preying mantis farm for mail

896
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 3: order prag mantiss you have three investors right here, up

897
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 3: to and not exceeding two hundred dollars.

898
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Yeah, give me a good one.

899
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: China may send ducks to battle Pakistan's locus swarms.

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00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: China may sound send ducks.

901
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: To battle Pakistan's locus swarms. All right, you're okay, this

902
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: is the best sentence. And this is from This was

903
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: sent in to us by Johannah Hilms. Thank you so much, Johanna.

904
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 2: Number one, Johanna Hilms.

905
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if it's Johanna or Joanna, but

906
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: either way, thank.

907
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 2: You Johanna Hilms person.

908
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: And this was This is from BBC News. This was

909
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: written by no quick.

910
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 2: Give me a writer, no writer, no screw them writer

911
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 2: or suck.

912
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 1: Eat best first sentence. China could deploy one hundred thousand

913
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: ducks to neighboring Pakistan to help tackle swarms of crop

914
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: eating locusts, according to reports. So here's my big question is,

915
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 1: like this is the BBC. They're definitely using the word

916
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: deploy like correctly. So that means China somewhere has a

917
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: military arm because like do you can't deploy unless they're

918
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: like in the military, right, Like that's a deployer. So

919
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: they have one hundred thousand ducks just waiting to be deployed.

920
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: Where are these ducks? Why does China have them just

921
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 2: waiting to go?

922
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 5: Is it because they would be peaking ducks.

923
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 6: It for the tasty taste, So instead they're going to

924
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 6: serve their country.

925
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 2: But also, I mean I don't know, but is that?

926
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 2: Like is that?

927
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: But that seems strange too, because then whoever owns these

928
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: ducks is out of the foul that they were going

929
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: to sell, do you know what I mean? Like it

930
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: almost seems like that these ducks are kept around by

931
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: the Chinese government just in case you have a locusts

932
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: swarm somewhere in China and they move them around.

933
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 2: To eat all these locusts. That's the big question.

934
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you ever hear that? This feels like an

935
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 3: urban legend thing? But you ever hear the thing that

936
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 3: if you took the population of China and put him

937
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 3: single file and they started walking past you, the line

938
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 3: would never end because the number of people and their

939
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: reproduction rate.

940
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: Did you guys ever hear that? No? No, it might

941
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 2: it might be.

942
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 3: It feels like one of those things that like somebody

943
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 3: made up and then they were like, oh okay.

944
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 1: The thing of like Bill Gates. If Bill Gates loses

945
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars a second, it's a waste of time

946
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: for him to like drop picked like bend over and

947
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: pick it up.

948
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, right right, exactly.

949
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 5: Need some facts I want to know, or at least I.

950
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: Just want to picture it. Please.

951
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 6: When they deploy ducks, you have the capability of flying.

952
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 5: Are they putting all these ducks on a plane?

953
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 2: I would I would bet yes.

954
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 5: Okay.

955
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: Also, one hundred one hundred thousand ducks, like that's multiple planes, right, Yeah,

956
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 1: that's gotta be a lot of planes of ducks flying.

957
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 5: Great question flying in a v yeah, full of.

958
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: And all of them and all of the ducks going

959
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: like we could do this.

960
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 2: Guys.

961
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember that got documentary Winged Migration?

962
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 2: Do you remember that?

963
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 5: Did they not call it a documentary?

964
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: Because that's up, thank you?

965
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 7: Okay, absolutely, But there's certain words, there's certain movies that

966
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 7: come out and just snobs just have to call it

967
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 7: winged migration.

968
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 3: X Machina the Mechanist Like it's like, I'm just like,

969
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 3: it's winged migration, guys, I don't have time for It's

970
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 3: it's about ducks flying next to a plane.

971
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: We got this, so they.

972
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: Built special plane just to like film that movie.

973
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 2: That's sweet.

974
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 3: Also, that movie is twelve years old or fifteen or twenty.

975
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 3: It's an old movie.

976
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 2: So how many one hundred thousand ducks?

977
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 3: How many locusts can a duck eat in a day.

978
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 5: Oh does it say twenty to thirty thirty deck?

979
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 1: Oh? I think I would think probably like one hundred.

980
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: I would think a lot. This is okay. So here's

981
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: the deal. This is okay.

982
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 2: So Pakistan is.

983
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: A has declared an emergency earlier this month, saying locus

984
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: numbers were the worst in more than two decades. An

985
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: agricultural expert behind the scheme says a single duck can

986
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: eat more than two hundred locusts a day and more

987
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: effective than pesticides.

988
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 2: Whoa.

989
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: Millions of the insects have been devastating crops in parts

990
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: of East Africa. The Chinese government announced this week it

991
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: was sending a team of experts to pakistant have developed

992
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: targeted programs against the locusts. They do, apparently they deployed

993
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: thirty In two thousand, China shipped thirty thousand ducks.

994
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 2: They shipped them, so now we know thirty thousand ducks.

995
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: From Xeijiang Province to pretty good King Jang beautiful. Sorry, guys,

996
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: I have no idea to tackle disstation of locusts.

997
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 2: So this is like common. I like this.

998
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: First off, it's better than using pesticides. It's much more adorable.

999
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 1: They have a picture of one hundred thousand ducks. You

1000
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: should go to the website and it just says, like

1001
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: this picture of like one hundred thousand ducks, and it

1002
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: just says ducks have a voracious appetite for locusts as

1003
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: the description.

1004
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean this is duck paradise, right, this is

1005
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 3: duck heavy.

1006
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 6: Now part of my ignorance, but I know locusts are

1007
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 6: very end of days type of thing. Are locusts like

1008
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 6: they only come out every so many years?

1009
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: Yes, they bury in the ground and they bury their

1010
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: eggs in the ground or whatever, and then they hatch

1011
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: like and it's all different. It's different, how like how

1012
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: many years go by in between.

1013
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,479
Speaker 3: It's seventeen in Maryland, which I'm sure is the same

1014
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 3: in Jersey and probably North Carolina. We're all sort of

1015
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 3: right in the same pipeline. I remember them being everywhere.

1016
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 2: I loved them. I used to catch them. They're cool. Yeah, really,

1017
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 2: what is such a crew? Two hundred times one hundred

1018
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 2: thousand is twenty million? Twenty million? Yeah, that's per day.

1019
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 2: I might also hundreds million. Yeah, I'm not great math. Is.

1020
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 3: I am a writer for a reason. I would I

1021
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 3: would be like, look at.

1022
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 2: Them two hundred times one hundred. I think it's twenty.

1023
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get anything dinged on this. Twitter's coming for math.

1024
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 3: Twitter's coming for me.

1025
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 2: To give us our last story.

1026
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 6: Man.

1027
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 3: Okay, this one's for our our Murderino fans, which I

1028
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 3: think a lot of people came from my favorite murder

1029
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 3: over it us and we accept it with open arms. Yes,

1030
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 3: here's the headline. Not a funny headline, but an interesting.

1031
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 1: Story, totally off theme.

1032
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 3: Forest fed banana of the week by the way, okay,

1033
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 3: and is banana of the week easily banana beautiful. Also,

1034
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 3: a single banana is called a finger, which is true

1035
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 3: and very creepy.

1036
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,959
Speaker 1: What if we looked at fans fangers fans, I.

1037
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 2: Don't think are I don't think they would.

1038
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: Like That's not a good idea.

1039
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 2: I was still trying to figure out what to call

1040
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 2: you if you have tips.

1041
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: Bananas bananas is pretty good, right? Our bananas peels?

1042
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 6: Yet?

1043
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: I say primates Primates was my first pitch, but hasn't

1044
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: caught up.

1045
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 5: What a little puddings?

1046
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah yeah, I think we get arrested if

1047
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 3: we go one cream pies.

1048
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 2: Anyways.

1049
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 3: French serial killer experts admits serial lies including murder of

1050
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 3: imaginary wife. French serial killer expert admits serial lies, including

1051
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 3: murder of imaginary wife.

1052
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 2: This comes from The Guardian.

1053
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 3: So this online investigation exposed a French author named Stephane Borgogne,

1054
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 3: whose books about serial killers have sold millions of copies

1055
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 3: in France, but he is a serial liar. This author

1056
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 3: of more than forty books was widely viewed as a

1057
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: leading expert on murderers, having hosted a number of French

1058
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 3: television documentaries on the subject. He claimed to have interviewed

1059
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 3: more than seventy serial killers trained fbis based in Quanta Coo, Virginia,

1060
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 3: and the Big One that his own wife was murdered

1061
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 3: in nineteen seventy six by a man who confessed to

1062
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 3: a dozen murders on his arrest two years later. But

1063
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 3: in January, in a Nonyns collective, the letter for four

1064
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 3: M I'm gonna blow this corporation four M I guess

1065
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 3: accused him of lying about his past, and the author

1066
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 3: admits to the French press that the wife never existed.

1067
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 2: This guy, yes, so.

1068
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 3: He acknowledged that he never trained with the FBI, never interviewed.

1069
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 3: Charles Manson met far fewer killers than he had previously claimed,

1070
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 3: and never worked as a professional footballer, another claim he made.

1071
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: That seems to me the easiest to check.

1072
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, the audority of pre internet and then yes.

1073
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,439
Speaker 2: Wow, memory, you nailed it on the head.

1074
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 3: Quote my lies have weighed me down, he told the

1075
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 3: Paris match last week in his first interview about the

1076
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: occasions quote, I have arrived at the bounce sheet time.

1077
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 2: This guy is such a I love it. I love it.

1078
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: If it was like my lies have weighed me down

1079
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: and now with my magical seventh and eighth fingers, I

1080
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: will disappear.

1081
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 3: And then, oh darn it, I can't stop lying for

1082
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 3: our true Cime fans and followers. There's a huge interview

1083
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 3: in La Parisienne on Tuesday, which was gonna be a

1084
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 3: month from now probably. He went further, describing himself as

1085
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 3: a myth omaniac, which I looked up.

1086
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 2: It's what you think. It's somebody that tells.

1087
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 3: It's somebody that's obsessed with telling stories to heighten themselves.

1088
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 3: It's a pathological liar, but in a different way. It's

1089
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 3: more just like here. I mean, we have a lot

1090
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: of them here. Brian Williams lying about being in the helicopter,

1091
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 3: all those sort of it's like you tell his story

1092
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 3: and gets carried away, but it's caught up to him.

1093
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 3: But this guy, I mean, forty books and all these

1094
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 3: seven Yeah, it's insane. So he went further describe himself

1095
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 3: as a mythomaniac quote, I completely admit my faults. I

1096
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 3: am ashamed to have lied, to have concealed things. The

1097
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 3: wife he had said was murdered never existed, saying that

1098
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 3: she was drawn from a young woman named Susan bick Rest,

1099
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 3: who he met briefly in a Florida bar stop as

1100
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 3: it was at bush it was that Sandshaker, Pensacola Beach.

1101
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 3: It was at Flounders, home of the diesel, which is

1102
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 3: I used to drink so many of those. It's a

1103
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 3: long on iced tea. It's a double long on iced

1104
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 3: tea served in a fishball.

1105
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1106
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy five, twenty four year old bick Rest,

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00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 3: this is Susan Bickrest, who briefly is such a good

1108
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 3: adverb for this guy was murdered by the serial killer

1109
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 3: Gerald Stano, who later admitting to killing forty one women,

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00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 3: was executed in nineteen ninety eight. Yeah, great guy, Rosalidzilsen.

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00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 3: It was bullshit that I took it on borgline total

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00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 3: la Parisian. I didn't want people to know the real

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00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 3: identity of someone who is not my partner, but someone

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00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 3: who I had met five or six times in Daytona

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00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,479
Speaker 3: Beach and.

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00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 2: Who I liked.

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00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 3: He told La figure O, which I would assume is

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00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 3: another periodical, that he needed quote psychological counseling and that quote.

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00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 2: All these lies.

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00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 3: Are absolutely ridiculous, because if we objectively take stock of

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00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 3: my work, I think it was enough in itself.

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00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 2: He's full of shit already.

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00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 3: He said that he exaggerated in a light about his

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00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 3: life because he always felt he was.

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00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 2: Not really loved.

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00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 3: I am profoundly and I know, yeah, now get him

1127
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 3: at Faye Borgne quote I'm profoundly and sincerely sorry. I'm

1128
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 3: ashamed way I did. It's absolutely ridiculous. But it's like

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00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 3: you can say these apologies after a career, career very well,

1130
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 3: millions of copies.

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00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 2: So he's a serial liar. We all know him, We've

1132
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 2: all been told, but this guy made But there's a

1133
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 2: lot that you know, right.

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00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: I used to know one who I used to surf with,

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00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: and he would just tell stories where like it would

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01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: be going along and be going along and be like

1137
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: bing and it's like this is where we've gone into

1138
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: Looney Tunes land. Just like this part is not real,

1139
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: you know, like just listening to him talk and you

1140
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: could clearly tell. But he was just completely unaware that

1141
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: it was so obvious that he just started lying.

1142
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 2: It was so strange. Myth omania. I love it. Myth omania.

1143
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:21,959
Speaker 2: It's a real thing.

1144
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've said this on the podcast before, but like

1145
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 3: I knew a guy used to tell me my stories

1146
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 3: back to me, like stuff that happened to me. Yeah, yeah,

1147
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 3: And it's part of this. And it's like, you're right, Mamory.

1148
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 3: It's like pre internet, there was no way to be like,

1149
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 3: is this guy a professional footballer and flint but he's

1150
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 3: a he made a huge career over it. Be careful,

1151
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 3: you believe in I worked with this great girl and

1152
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 3: everybody's talking about ghosts. One time we were all waiting

1153
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 3: tables somewhere else and not Bushwhackers, Pensacola Beach hom of

1154
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 3: the Bushwhacker Homa that jamaking me crazy burger and the

1155
01:00:54,280 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 3: Rasta Pasta. I mean, it's so about so true but

1156
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 3: we were they were all talking about ghosts, and you know,

1157
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 3: everybody's got a ghost story.

1158
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 2: Some you know, people believe in ghosts.

1159
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 3: And she was like, no, no, I grew up in

1160
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 3: Virginia and we used to see ghosts in my backyard

1161
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 3: and I'm like eavesdropping were like making a drink, and

1162
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 3: she's like, and we used to find Civil War bullets

1163
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 3: in my backyard all the time. And this other bartender,

1164
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 3: who is like so over it and so surly, was like,

1165
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 3: you found Civil War bullets all the time, and then

1166
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 3: she was like no, like you know, like arrowheads.

1167
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 2: And then it just it's as soon.

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01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 3: As you push these people like Stefan, they fold like

1169
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 3: a house of cards because now they can't back it up.

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01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 6: I'm sure never believed a kid who said he found

1171
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 6: an arrowhead. I've never believed it once. I know it's

1172
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 6: from the Museum of Natural History gift shop.

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01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 2: Thank you, you're full of it. Don't lie, Yeah, don't lie, guys,

1174
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 2: it's not worth.

1175
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 3: One of the best things that you can ever do

1176
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 3: is if somebody goes, did you see that movie?

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01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 2: And you didn't do? Not lie about it.

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01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 3: It happens so much out here where people are like, yeah, totally,

1179
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 3: and then they're like, well, and then they know, like

1180
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 3: two of the actors in it, they'll be like Kate

1181
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 3: Beckhamsale and Sigourney Beaver were great in that.

1182
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never seen them in the same.

1183
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 2: Frame, but they're fascinating actors.

1184
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 3: Dana Carvey, Reba McIntyre never seen him in the same place.

1185
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 3: At the same time, I'm just saying, let's look into it. Uh,

1186
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 3: you never if you don't, don't lie. If somebody says,

1187
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 3: has this happened, just go no, I don't know. Saying

1188
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 3: I don't know is the greatest thing you can ever say.

1189
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 2: Like, it's so bad that everybody's always like yeah, totally.

1190
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 3: They're like you did not it happened so much they're like, oh,

1191
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 3: it's crazy.

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01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 2: Wow. That being said, forty books, documentary.

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01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: Eighty books, that's a lot of work. That's a lot

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01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: of work of lying. You know, listen, that's that's the

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01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: one thing we can learn from Stefan is if you're

1196
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: gonna put the work in, but just don't lie.

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01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 2: Put the forty books work in.

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01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: But also twenty of those books were just lies.

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Speaker 5: Be the Stefan King of France pump out a book.

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01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: Uh, do you have anything that you would like to

1201
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: plug its plug time.

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Speaker 6: I mean I also have a podcast with my friend

1203
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 6: Grace Helbig called This Might Get Weird that comes out

1204
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 6: every Wednesday and it's an absurd but light listen. Uh

1205
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 6: you know in the Banana if you want a little breakdown.

1206
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 3: Out similar and a big shout out to the Smoking

1207
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 3: toad Butts.

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01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 5: They're playing at Bushwhackers next Friday.

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01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 3: No Frisbees allowed, Kurti b It's been bananas.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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Speaker 2: by Katie.

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Speaker 1: Levine, theme song by Kahanum and all of our.

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01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 2: Artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,880
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