1
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,880
Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who works at the food

2
00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,760
Speaker 1: court in a mall, and we've heard that during his breaks,

3
00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,120
Speaker 1: he likes to walk over to Macy's and use their

4
00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:10,200
Speaker 1: free cologne samples so that I can smell nice for

5
00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,560
Speaker 1: his girlfriend after work.

6
00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,840
Speaker 2: Betty gets extra tips too. Nice thing.

7
00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,720
Speaker 1: Well, his girlfriend took that sweet little gesture and asked

8
00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,239
Speaker 1: us to use it against him for a prank that

9
00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,440
Speaker 1: is devious.

10
00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,720
Speaker 2: She's a good girlfriend.

11
00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,680
Speaker 1: The only person who could pull off something that ruthless

12
00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:33,320
Speaker 1: is Brooke, So she's gonna make this dude awfully uncomfortable

13
00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,080
Speaker 1: in your phone.

14
00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:41,400
Speaker 3: Tap right now, another pretzels.

15
00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,880
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking for an employee there named Eli.

16
00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:47,840
Speaker 3: This is Eli.

17
00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,680
Speaker 2: Oh, funny, you're Eli.

18
00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,560
Speaker 3: We have a problem. Okay, who is this?

19
00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,840
Speaker 2: My name's Betty and I'm the director of Macy's employee operation.

20
00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,120
Speaker 3: Okay, did you call to order some pretzels or something?

21
00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,800
Speaker 2: No? No, I called to discuss your breaks from the

22
00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,160
Speaker 2: pretzel shop. Do you ever happen to walk over into

23
00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,000
Speaker 2: the Macy's store? Uh?

24
00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I guess occasionally.

25
00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,160
Speaker 2: Okay, occasionally. That's funny.

26
00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,479
Speaker 3: What's going on here? I'm kind of confused.

27
00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,080
Speaker 2: I just need to know when you're inside Macy's. Do

28
00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:29,839
Speaker 2: you ever peruse the store? We have you on security camera.

29
00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,360
Speaker 3: What are you saying I stole something? Because that's not

30
00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,280
Speaker 3: anything I would ever do.

31
00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,520
Speaker 2: Eyes in the sky you lie, they don't lie.

32
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,280
Speaker 3: I'm telling you I didn't steal anything. I really didn't. Okay, Okay, played.

33
00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,640
Speaker 2: Dumb, all right. I'll tell you the issue I've gotten

34
00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,559
Speaker 2: back over the security tapes and the days you work

35
00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,480
Speaker 2: at the pretzel shop. I see you go buy the

36
00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,400
Speaker 2: men's section and do a little sprits of the sample cologne.

37
00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,600
Speaker 2: So what So you're just okay with stealing from the

38
00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:03,840
Speaker 2: store in response samples? Yeah, a sample cologne with a

39
00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,279
Speaker 2: three sprits limit?

40
00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,320
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

41
00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,880
Speaker 2: It's clearly written on the post it right on the glass.

42
00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,040
Speaker 2: Three sprints is per customer.

43
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,800
Speaker 3: I never seen that thing written on the glass. How

44
00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,600
Speaker 3: am I supposed to know?

45
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,480
Speaker 2: It's always playing? I get it all right, listen. I

46
00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,120
Speaker 2: spoke to my supervisor about it, and he wanted to

47
00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,400
Speaker 2: press charges.

48
00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,520
Speaker 3: For using a sample cologne over.

49
00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,600
Speaker 2: The given limit. Using the sample Colonne, that's not using anymore.

50
00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,200
Speaker 2: That's stealing.

51
00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,000
Speaker 3: At that point, I didn't know there was a limit.

52
00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,600
Speaker 2: It's not clear listen. I talked him down, but only

53
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,680
Speaker 2: if you pay us back for the colone that you used.

54
00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,960
Speaker 3: You're telling me I have to pay you back for

55
00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,760
Speaker 3: free samples that everyone uses when they come in there.

56
00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,880
Speaker 2: It's not free after three. That's our slogan around here. Okay,

57
00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,800
Speaker 2: So I'm going to need your credit card right now,

58
00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,560
Speaker 2: and we can just charge the three hundred and eighty

59
00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,000
Speaker 2: two dollars in ninety n that's ridiculous.

60
00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,160
Speaker 3: I'm not paying four hundred dollars for sample.

61
00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,359
Speaker 2: I didn't say four hundred, did I, Ela.

62
00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,440
Speaker 3: I'm just about four hundred.

63
00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,320
Speaker 2: You do not know how lucky you are, sir. I mean,

64
00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,240
Speaker 2: just last week we had someone arrested for trying on

65
00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,520
Speaker 2: too many pairs of shoes.

66
00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now you're just crazy.

67
00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,400
Speaker 2: This is what we crossed at in the day. I

68
00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,320
Speaker 2: don't care if nothing fit, but you do not take

69
00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,640
Speaker 2: advantage of us.

70
00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,040
Speaker 3: I'm not taking advantage of you. I work at the

71
00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,639
Speaker 3: mod just around the corner, so I don't understand why

72
00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:21,760
Speaker 3: you just didn't say something.

73
00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,160
Speaker 2: To be They'll hire anyone these days, won't they.

74
00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,200
Speaker 3: I don't like this. I'm gonna have to just come

75
00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,760
Speaker 3: down there and talk to somebody. And sort this out.

76
00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,840
Speaker 2: Hey, I'll have you know, if you set foot on

77
00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,720
Speaker 2: our premises, I'll have our security guard roll you so

78
00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,680
Speaker 2: hard your future children will have a headache when they're born.

79
00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,560
Speaker 3: What you're threatening me?

80
00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,760
Speaker 2: Oh, why don't you cry to your girlfriend about it? Jasmine? What?

81
00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:47,680
Speaker 3: Jasmine?

82
00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,280
Speaker 2: She's actually the one who ratted you out. Yeah, and

83
00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,280
Speaker 2: asked a radio station to do a prank phone call

84
00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,120
Speaker 2: on you.

85
00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,120
Speaker 3: What ye?

86
00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,840
Speaker 2: This is actually Brug from the radio show Brook and

87
00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,000
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

88
00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:04,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your girlfriend, Jasmine said he liked to

89
00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,080
Speaker 2: take breaks at Macy's and go try to smell good

90
00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:07,840
Speaker 2: for her or something.

91
00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,320
Speaker 3: I can't believe she would even tell people about that, Like,

92
00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,040
Speaker 3: it is kind of embarrassing when I.

93
00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,440
Speaker 2: Was, Oh my god, you just got to spread it

94
00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,760
Speaker 2: out a little bit, you know, hit up a couple

95
00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,839
Speaker 2: of different department stores, hit the three sprits limit at

96
00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,919
Speaker 2: each one. That's how I do it.

97
00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,800
Speaker 3: Anyway, A bad idea.

98
00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,440
Speaker 2: And I love the free deodorant section. It's great.

99
00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,680
Speaker 3: I haven't heard of that section, but you know, yeah,

100
00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,720
Speaker 3: maybe I won't be buying deodorant anymore either.

101
00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,960
Speaker 2: Wake Up every morning was tam weekday mornings on the twenties,

102
00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,040
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,