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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nicky. Hello, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Sneaky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm here

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Speaker 1: in Saint Louis with Taylor McGraw again. Hello. Hello, You're

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Speaker 1: in a fetching laser fetching. It's the only one I

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Speaker 1: had at my mom's house. It looks good a show

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Speaker 1: at your mom's house watching a cat. Oh? Just I

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Speaker 1: just put staring at it. I do. She's very sertable. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so you watching a cat though? It is like low maintenance,

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Speaker 1: it's nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: She wants me to stay there though, because the cat

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Speaker 3: was pissing on the rug. She stopped, and she thinks

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Speaker 3: if someone doesn't spend the night there, the cat will

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Speaker 3: begin pissing on the rug again.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. Oh, it makes note.

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Speaker 3: That's not why in the first place. But she's she really.

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Speaker 1: Wants to day there. Got it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you getting paid?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Well no, one time she gave me a little money.

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Speaker 1: But you're just doing it out of the kindness. Got

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Speaker 1: a blazer yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well isn't your mom's this blazer? No, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: wear it to work tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: So I had it there got it, Okay. Brian is

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Speaker 1: also here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm blazer less.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. What's that shirt? It says since I left you?

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Speaker 1: What band is that?

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Speaker 2: The Avalanches? Since You've been Australian. Yeah, they did since

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Speaker 2: You've been gone. They did all the songs that start

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Speaker 2: with since, which I think is only.

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Speaker 1: Two since I've fell in love with you. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. That's just if I fell since. No,

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Speaker 2: there's only two sinces. I think it's a It's something

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Speaker 2: that the America has been talking about for decades that

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Speaker 2: there's not enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they played it on a sens of the Sizer.

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Speaker 2: Yes, cool joke.

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Speaker 1: Noah's here too. I'm feeling good, I'm feeling sore. I've

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Speaker 1: started doing so I have. I'm taping something on December

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Speaker 1: sixteenth that I want to look snatched for. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, I've been using the word snatched. Way anyone

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Speaker 1: wants to hear it? Like you got snatched up? No,

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Speaker 1: like you look snatch snatch? Okay? Can I just say

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Speaker 1: what I think it means? But I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's definitely a gen Z word that was

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Speaker 1: retired eight to ten months ago. So it was like, no,

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Speaker 1: it was like a cool way to say, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: she looks snatched, Like it just means you look like

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Speaker 1: I like the word it's it makes me feel like

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Speaker 1: your skin is pulled back, like you're tight, like you're spy,

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Speaker 1: snatching your skin from behind. Your ponytail is snatched from Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so beautiful. So I just want to look snatched.

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Speaker 2: It's a millennial word for vagina, like.

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Speaker 1: Someone snatch your snatched? Okay, so what the gen z

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Speaker 1: term definition I have?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, sorry, I'm not don't.

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Speaker 1: Dueling, dueling, you get a briand who's going to snatch?

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Speaker 2: The number one definition of Urban dictionary is vagina. The

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Speaker 2: scent of her snatch.

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Speaker 1: They don't the most disgusting visceral sentence possible. The smell

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Speaker 1: of her sat elevated, saturated, and I like that. Anyone

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Speaker 1: looking that up has to look up the word elevate too, elevator. Wait, whoa,

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Speaker 1: you're connected? Okay, wait a second, So what if someone's

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Speaker 1: saying like, you look snatched? It looks like someone would

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Speaker 1: cannot be.

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Speaker 2: Her snatch looked like.

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Speaker 1: Now I have at you want it? Okay? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Used to take the place of on fleek perfect on

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Speaker 5: point or fashionable?

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Speaker 1: Okay, fashionable, yes, snatched, but what about ate up?

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Speaker 3: Which is what one of my students said I was,

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Speaker 3: And I said.

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Speaker 1: That's not good. That's not good. It is now good.

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Speaker 1: It's good you ate that. If they say, oh, she ate,

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Speaker 1: like people always are saying that about to so just

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Speaker 1: like she ate this. Look.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they said if they saw me on Instagram, they

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Speaker 3: would put flame eight ball flame.

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Speaker 1: That's how my outfit looked. Okay, what I see that

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Speaker 1: eight up? Did drugs?

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Speaker 2: Eight that bagel?

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Speaker 1: Use it a sentence. It's going to be difficult. The

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Speaker 1: pussy fumes coming off, they can discuss the snatch fumes

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Speaker 1: coming off from blow her skirt through her moist panties

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Speaker 1: made everyone say, wow, she ate. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: make the most visceral.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was like eight out of ten or

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Speaker 3: when we were in school, eight up. Men, so many drugs,

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Speaker 3: that's eight up.

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Speaker 1: Remember well someone, if someone's way wet, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah or no, because that's like you just look like

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Speaker 3: crap ate up as you did so many drugs that

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Speaker 3: you're like stupid. Really, yeah, your brain is ate up

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Speaker 3: by acid usually.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well that makes sense, like literally like it's eaten. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but if someone says I look like I ate, it's

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Speaker 1: usually looks like she's been overeating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that. I hate it.

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Speaker 3: I would rather be snatched. Although I thought like you

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Speaker 3: were snatched when your wig was snatched off, Like I

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Speaker 3: thought that was like a drag is another thing that.

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Speaker 2: Well, wigging out. That's like millennials.

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Speaker 1: Again, No, get back to the nineties.

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Speaker 2: So what are they doing? What about doing? They're just

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Speaker 2: repeating the words that we are.

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Speaker 1: Wait, okay, look up wig for like drag culture. When

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Speaker 1: something's wig, I swear to god, that's a term that

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Speaker 2: Wig is a political party from the seventies.

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Speaker 1: Powdered hair. But I'm trying to changed for December sixteenth,

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Speaker 1: and so I'm just I'm not. I refuse to eat

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Speaker 1: any differently because it's the only thing that I get

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Speaker 1: joy out of in my life right now is eating.

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Speaker 1: And I refuse to really work out any harder except

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Speaker 1: I'm just doing pilates four days a week, and then

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Speaker 1: I'm going to work out that's hard days a week.

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Speaker 1: As I can plates.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't seem that hard.

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Speaker 1: It sucks exercise. I really think it is because shout

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Speaker 1: out to Kirsten who teaches pilates and does it perfectly.

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Speaker 1: And I can't even believe anyone could in holla, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: halla's listening. I can't believe any two of my friends

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Speaker 1: have chosen this as a life career. It is so difficult.

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Speaker 1: I know that I've talked about it before and I

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Speaker 1: was like, I like it because the routine switches up.

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Speaker 1: I said to Chris last night, I'm like, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe anyone would try this and go this is what

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Speaker 1: I want to do forever, because at what point does

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Speaker 1: your body remember to do eighteen things at the same time,

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Speaker 1: Like when you're going to see a trainer, like a

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Speaker 1: regular trainer and they're like do squats, Like there's a

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Speaker 1: little bit, like you have to like have good back posture,

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Speaker 1: Like there's there's some there's like three things you have

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Speaker 1: to have in mind to have like a good form pilates.

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Speaker 1: There's literally eighteen things at all at once. You have

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Speaker 1: to be a fighter pilot in terms of switching things

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Speaker 1: on and off, and everything feels awkward, nothing feels nothing

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Speaker 1: makes me go, oh yeah, this is locked in this

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Speaker 1: is how my body should feel every time my hips

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Speaker 1: are aligned, and they're like, this is how your hip

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Speaker 1: should be. I'm like, I feel like I'm playing twister

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Speaker 1: right now, like I'm twisted and my hand is on

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Speaker 1: yellow and my foot is on the other yellow, Like

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Speaker 1: it feels so contorted, and then you have to hold that.

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Speaker 1: And yesterday I almost started crying because I'm so frustrated

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Speaker 1: in my own personal life, but also it was like

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Speaker 1: it was all coming out. I went to therapy and

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Speaker 1: I like kind of released the valve a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I liked at two. Yeah, and I cried a little bit,

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Speaker 1: and I grabbed this box of Kleenex, which, by the way,

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Speaker 1: and I know my therapist bodies y, I snatched it.

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Speaker 1: I know that therapists are supposed to be supportive when

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Speaker 1: you start crying, please, And my therapist isn't watching. That's

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Speaker 1: what I love about her. She literally did not know

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Speaker 1: what a roast was like when I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of known for the roast, Like I was trying

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Speaker 1: to contextualize something about how people expect things of me

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Speaker 1: and then I disappoint them. Yeah, And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm known for the roast, and she's like, so a

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Speaker 1: cooking shot like she had, and I go no, They're like,

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Speaker 1: you know, there's like a bunch of comedians and like.

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Speaker 2: A rancid vagina is.

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Speaker 1: And people make jokes about that ramsom vagina.

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Speaker 3: Sounds so bad you have to joke. Yeah, no, other requestion.

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Speaker 1: She really didn't know what that was. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I like this because she's never going to like google me.

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Speaker 1: There's literally, I'm not kidding you. I walk into her

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Speaker 1: waiting room yesterday and there's Saint Louis magazine sitting on

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Speaker 1: the table and it's me looking at me in the

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Speaker 1: waiting Can you snatch it? Because I don't have one.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can, because if that would be

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Speaker 1: really wrong, to get caught stealing at your therapist's office,

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Speaker 1: that would be like.

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Speaker 3: No, it would be something to talk about problem.

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Speaker 1: You have a problem, and I would have to talk

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Speaker 1: about your friend. Then I did this thing for you,

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Speaker 1: even though you stole a lot of things from me

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Speaker 1: back in the day. You gotta pay. Yeah. I would

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Speaker 1: just go to your kailor I like this necklace and

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Speaker 1: she'd go cool, and then I would put it back

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Speaker 1: on the rack and then I would walk out into

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Speaker 1: the mall and Taylor would just pull it out of

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Speaker 1: her pocket and hand it to me. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: I didn't have to do it quick drawmic gral. That

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Speaker 1: magazine is sitting.

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Speaker 2: Feel it generate material. You gotta go in there and

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Speaker 2: do an hour every week.

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Speaker 1: But I do material.

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Speaker 2: I don't need someone material.

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Speaker 1: No, no, there material perhaps, but I don't need this

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Speaker 1: magazine in my life. So I saw it and I

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Speaker 1: pointed to it. This is weeks ago when I first

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Speaker 1: saw it, but yesterday I was it's still there. It's

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Speaker 1: been there like two months, and I saw it two

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Speaker 1: months ago. I guess is when I first saw it

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Speaker 1: and I pointed out to her. I was like, that's

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Speaker 1: me because she came out to get me, and she

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Speaker 1: was just like, ah, like didn't care at all, which

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Speaker 1: I kind of respect to not even be like, sorry,

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Speaker 1: she did it all here. Let me give you say

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Speaker 1: that to me, I'll do what she said.

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Speaker 2: You should sign it for me right here?

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Speaker 1: Oh really okay, like literally just like that's a move

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Speaker 1: she's doing.

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Speaker 3: She really Now, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I would I have would have this woman's number if

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Speaker 1: I thought like I'm down for a therapist. Being a

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Speaker 1: little sneaky and like trying to put me down and

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Speaker 1: like make me not feel so important. I've had that

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Speaker 1: therapist before. This one is just doesn't care about.

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Speaker 2: Popsicle, so what does she care about bugs?

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Speaker 1: She cares about feeling your feelings in your body. But

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Speaker 1: what was she doing crazy where the feelings are going?

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Speaker 5: She's very empathetic when I start crying, She's you know,

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Speaker 1: was like, Nikki wanted you take a picture, and like,

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00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 1: all these boys got me staring at Casey Moschler's boobs,

435
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,280
Speaker 1: and I felt like I was gay and that they

436
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 1: caught me being gay. So I felt like this girl

437
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,520
Speaker 1: might have done that, and so I owe her an apology.

438
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,440
Speaker 1: If you're listening, I'm sorry I got a rude face

439
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,640
Speaker 1: with you. It was at the end of the day,

440
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,879
Speaker 1: and I didn't feel like I felt like you were

441
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,280
Speaker 1: judging me, because I was probably judging you, and so

442
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,560
Speaker 1: I was just doing the same thing unto you. But

443
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,920
Speaker 1: there was a little part of me that was proud

444
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,959
Speaker 1: of like doing something confrontational because I rarely do that.

445
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 1: I'm usually just confrontational through like your car and you

446
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 1: can just zip away in a place when they're like

447
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: within like I was like, what do you want? And crazy?

448
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 1: It feels good to feel crazy.

449
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 2: Sometimes, Yeah, why not?

450
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,199
Speaker 1: And it wasn't against an employee, which I've always like,

451
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 1: really grossed out when people get like that, Like it

452
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 1: was just another person that I know against an employee.

453
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I've done it too, where I and I

454
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 1: always have to go, Yeah, I have the CEO's problem.

455
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: They're not giving enough money, they're taking too many Christmas bonuses.

456
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,959
Speaker 1: Twelve times and this has happened every time. It's not

457
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 1: your phone. But on the twelfth day of this Smith,

458
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 1: I fucking match. All right, we'll be back with the

459
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 1: more show after this. All right, we're back. So I

460
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: said that I would get to this. Yesterday I was

461
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 1: doing a meet and greet after the show in San Diego.

462
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: I think this was yeah, and one of our besties

463
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 1: is there. I don't remember his name. He was adorable

464
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 1: and I think he was alone, which is cool. But

465
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 1: he told me that he flew from DC to San Diego.

466
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was to see my show,

467
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 1: but he was either visiting there, but he arrived that

468
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 1: day and he said it was so it was almost

469
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 1: kismet because he was on the plane and he heard

470
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: someone going like and look at the truck, and look

471
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: at the plane. That's a plane, and those are the wings,

472
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 1: and that's a man with what are the what color

473
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: of those things? He's waving orange and like and he

474
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: it was behind him, and he was kind of like, Okay,

475
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: I remember Nikki complaining about this, like, we get it.

476
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 1: You're a good mom. Yeah, everyone on the plane has

477
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: to know that you are just really zoned into your kid,

478
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 1: and your kid is just getting the best education. Homeschool queen,

479
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: plane school queen. And then he was getting off the

480
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 1: plane and this woman was talking to her dog. He

481
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: is a new level. That's not true. Yes, he was

482
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: one hundred percent donated. I'm making up those things. He

483
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: was saying that she was narrating the you know air field.

484
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were want to say to her

485
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 3: like disabled sons.

486
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: I mean that would be that would be sweet. I

487
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: mean yeah, it would be I would feel bad. It's fine,

488
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: But does that have to be so loud? Don't kids

489
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 1: have amazing hearing? Can't we whisper?

490
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 3: You can't know? They definitely want you to let.

491
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: You know I'm a really involved parent.

492
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Speaker 6: Oh, look at her shirt? Is that Taylor Swift look

493
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 6: at the stars on her necklace match the stars on

494
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Speaker 6: her share and I'm just like, I don't even know

495
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Speaker 6: what to say.

496
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Speaker 2: You don't have to talk like that either, Like you

497
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: don't have to talk like you're.

498
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, make the child not be good? Yes, I started, Oh,

499
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: I was this hap That actual conversation the stars on

500
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: her shirt match the stars on her necklace happened on

501
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: my Taylor Swift shirt on the morning on San Diego

502
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,199
Speaker 1: on Sunday when I was leaving the hotel and this

503
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: little girl, she must have been like three or four,

504
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: was just like, what's that? And she was talking about

505
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: my guitar and she pointed at it and her mom goes,

506
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: that's a guitar, and I said, that's a guitar and

507
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 1: then and she was really cute. She had glasses, which

508
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 1: always makes kids amplify, like their eyes are like fourteen

509
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: times bigger with those big Why do kids glasses always

510
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: make like they don't look like normal glasses. They always

511
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 1: make their eyes look really.

512
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 3: Big because they're because they're like far sighted, because colins

513
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 3: make his eyes look small.

514
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: But some people make your boyfriend Colin is your boyfriend.

515
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: And but anyway, she had those big, you know, cute

516
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: eyes because she had those big thick glasses on. She's like,

517
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:48,239
Speaker 1: what is that? And then her mom goes and I

518
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 1: bet she's really good at it, and I go, I'm not,

519
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,199
Speaker 1: and I just like cut it like because I'm just

520
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: like I don't want kid, and like, also I'm not

521
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: and that's okay, and I go, I'm not and I go,

522
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: but that's why I practice very hard, because if I

523
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: practice a lot, then I get And then I had

524
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: to like make it a lesson. But don't play your

525
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: that you're very good at it on me. I know

526
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 1: she's trying to be nice and she probably thought I

527
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: was a professional, because everyone does when I'm traveling with

528
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: a guitar, and I always just say I'm a hobbyist

529
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: and that I suck and I just do it for fun.

530
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: And oh and then I was getting on the plane,

531
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: this guy goes, what model is your tailor? And I

532
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 1: had to take out my fucking air but and I go,

533
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: what what model is your tailor? I don't know what.

534
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: Like we I am walking on the aisle. I understand

535
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: if you say that at the gate and you're trying

536
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: to spark up a conversation and flirt with a girl

537
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 1: I'm walking by. There's like, no, and I know he

538
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: was just an old man trying to connect seven point three.

539
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: I just said, it's a baby tailor. I don't know,

540
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: It's just the kind you can travel with. I I

541
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't know the model of my car if I had

542
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: a car. I don't know the model of my car.

543
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 1: I do have a car, my mom's car, and I

544
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: even know you had a car. I know the make

545
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: of it. The make is a Lexus, right, That's what

546
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: the make is, and then the model. It's a bunch

547
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: of letters and numbers that I would be wasting my

548
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: time memorizing.

549
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 3: Chris every I made up.

550
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: I think Christ knows every model of every car. And

551
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: because he cares, I don't understand remembering. And because I

552
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: was like, I saw this Mercedes I really liked. It

553
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: was like boxy, but in the front it was kind

554
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: of round. He's like, oh, yeah, the CS twenty for

555
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 1: hl oh, and I think that's the DS version. I'm like,

556
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: how would you remember all this random? There's no rhyme

557
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: or reason any of it. Although I do think I

558
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:32,959
Speaker 1: want to get a Mercedes Glah. I can put ser

559
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 1: because I think that's cool. I would literally get a

560
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: car just for that reason or like a good looking

561
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 1: Yeah they are, I do miss having. I was driving

562
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: Mercedes during yeah, oh custom plates. I think I would

563
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: do it though, even though it's banging for attention. It's

564
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: a vanity plate. That's what they're called. Oh yeah, and

565
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: you're right, yes, and vanity should be the name of

566
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: it because you you went the extra ount you paid

567
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 1: and you and you like you tried a few different

568
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: combinations sing.

569
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever.

570
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: Instead of an A and you put in I saw

571
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: the best one ever? What was it? It said demon?

572
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 3: Not demon one? And I can't believe I'm saying this.

573
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of Missouri listeners, but it wasn't

574
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 3: a Missouri plates. I'm gonna try to get it, okay, demon,

575
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 3: Oh you're.

576
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: Going do you think people are going to beat you

577
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: to demon? You're gonna try to ask you want demon baby?

578
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: Because I want you know what, do you ever send

579
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: an email and or it was back in the day

580
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: and it would go to the wrong person. You would

581
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 1: write that mailer, little lad a little scamp, being like

582
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: that's not the right email. I'm gonna send you a

583
00:27:51,760 --> 00:28:00,120
Speaker 1: notice Mailer Demon, he returns it to your mailbox. Demon scam,

584
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: little scamp. I like mailer Demon always made me laugh

585
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: so hard. I would get a vanity plate, but actually

586
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't because it's too much effort. But I don't

587
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: think they're not fun when people have them. I'm not like.

588
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: I actually think they are cool. I just don't know

589
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: that I would do it. I think bumpers aren't cut either.

590
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: I like them. I think you are risking getting your

591
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: car keyed. You're risking being like everyone thinking you're lame.

592
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: I think actually having bumper stickers is cool because you're

593
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,640
Speaker 1: risking doing a thing wherever almost everyone thinks it's lame

594
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: when you have bumper stickers, unless you have a really

595
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: good one like BNS. Remember when Huffey in high school

596
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: had BNL. Remember those ones that are just like three letters.

597
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: It'll be like adirondacks, a R, yes, or like DM

598
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: and it was like a cool, like white hat thing

599
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: to do. Speaking of yesterday's white hat, thanks, but Huffy

600
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: had BNL for band Naked Ladies. Who are you are

601
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: a great band? I heard Chris's show talking shit about

602
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: well Chris was talking about.

603
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 3: It, and I was like, gonna be trouble, and he

604
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 3: gets on.

605
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: You can't tell me that Brian Wilson is a bad song,

606
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: and you can't tell me that my Old Apartment is

607
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: a bad song. And you can't tell me that You're

608
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: a good boy is a bird song because you're a

609
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: bad boy if you think so. But okay, so what

610
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: I will say about Oh, there was a vanity plate

611
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: once in l A and I'm not joking you. It

612
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: said it said something like to the effect it's maybe

613
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: not the exact thing. I tried to get a picture

614
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: of it, but it was he was driving too fast

615
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: because he was cool. He was really cool, but you

616
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: would at first I thought kah because his license plates

617
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: said I don't care, Like it was just like yeah,

618
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: it was like it was something like id O N

619
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: C R ear like it was that would be I

620
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: don't see her, I don't but it was I don't care.

621
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: It was very clearly that however he wrote it, and

622
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: at first I did think, kid, don car, id your

623
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: don car. I think it could have something like that,

624
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: but it was truly his. His vibe was I don't care,

625
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: and his car wasn't that cool, like it was just

626
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: like a It was probably like a super Yeah.

627
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 2: But if you're doing a vanity plate that says I

628
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: don't care, that means you do care. If you really

629
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 2: didn't care automatically, that says that.

630
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,719
Speaker 1: But I'm not joking you. This guy, because he had

631
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: announced that, everyone kind of got out of his way

632
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: and everyone wanted to be him and was trying to

633
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: follow him. He ruled the road on the on the

634
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: one oh one. I drove behind him for twenty miles

635
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: trying to like and he was he was out of

636
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: sight because I was like, oh, at first, everyone hates

637
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: this guy, but then they truly are like, no, I

638
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: want him to like me, Like we were all trying

639
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: to keep up with him. He really set the tone

640
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: because I think that's the thing everyone wants to be is,

641
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: is if someone doesn't seem to care, everyone wants their attention. Yeah,

642
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: that's true, And it made me realize that announcing you

643
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: don't care is a kid so not caring.

644
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 3: It's a way to tell yourself if you're not going

645
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 3: to care. I just thought a really good one I

646
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 3: saw and on the one on one also and it

647
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 3: said I'm ninety and what I've tried really hard to

648
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 3: catch up and look, and they were indeed ninety in there.

649
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: Isn't that good?

650
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 3: Like, don't be mad at me if I drive, so maybe.

651
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: But also don't get me old to be driving. Well,

652
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: they weren't. They were doing a good job. Isn't that

653
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: too old?

654
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: It depends.

655
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: There's a waste teacher my voice teachers in his sixties,

656
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: and he just told me that getting his pilot's license

657
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: because he let it lapse. If he got it again,

658
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: it would be very difficult because of his age. Because

659
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: they don't want people up there having heart attacks, like

660
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: just passing out because they stayed up late to watch

661
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: sixty Minutes the night before, so they that it would

662
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: be hard to get a night. It doesn't makes sense.

663
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: That would be a sad day. That isn't getting old

664
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: fucking blows dude, when you like lose, That's why I

665
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: always say that I hatem losing fertility, because it's the

666
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: first thing you lose. It's the first signal of yeah,

667
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: I know, well, it's the first signal that like sorry,

668
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: like you're gonna die before you ever get this again.

669
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing else in life that you lose until

670
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: fertility College things start to go lose collagen collagen, but

671
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: you still have a little bit and you can still

672
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: get You can do things to get I guess you

673
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: could adopt and stuff like that. There's still things that

674
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: give you the aura of like I have, I have fertility.

675
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: But fertility, I think, is the first thing taken from you.

676
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: And men don't have it taken from them obviously, so

677
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I think the first thing that's taken from

678
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: men is hair. Yeah, that's a good point. But you

679
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: can get a nice function, but you can get it back.

680
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: Boner ability, bonerabilities.

681
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: It's like the slow degradation that is that is bothersome

682
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: to me, is just like all of a sudden, this

683
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 2: thing hurts.

684
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 3: When us degrading.

685
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the penis just keeps like little parts of

686
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: it hurts.

687
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 7: Hurts.

688
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the jina does degree it does. Yeah, it dries out,

689
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: snatch it, it gets moisture, it gets.

690
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,719
Speaker 2: Everything starts sagging everything.

691
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: No, I think it becomes tight because it gets dry.

692
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh you would think, I don't think so mine is.

693
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: I think like most skin on your face around your

694
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: it gets jowy, is what Anya said. And I'm musing

695
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: them in my set but mine is definitely. I'm like

696
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 1: all worried about getting a brow lift, and I'm like,

697
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: I gotta double do it. I'm gonna have something done

698
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: down there because I see what's happening like in most

699
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: days a brow lift. Yeah, I'm gonna get a brow

700
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: lift down there. I'm gonna have them lift my brow

701
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: so much that it pulls up my vagina. It gets lifted,

702
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: it's gonna they're gonna have to really snatch it back though.

703
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think your vagina. I remember hearing Joan

704
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: Rivers do a joke about how her vagina fell and

705
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: now she looked down with her She looked at one

706
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: day and said, I didn't know I was wearing bunny

707
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: slippers and like it's like on her feet. And I

708
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: never understood that joke. Like I was always just like okay,

709
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: but now I really get it. I'm like, oh, gravity

710
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: affects every area. And if you have like your lips,

711
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: not really because those lips are so light. I'm talking

712
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: about the outer, outer, outer where it's like the skin area,

713
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 1: that's the part that starts to droop.

714
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 3: I think it looks like a bunny. In fact, it

715
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 3: does look like bunny's ears.

716
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: In fact, yes, but you can just get him I think, yeah,

717
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: it would that would be easy ish surgical procedure, but

718
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: still a fucking pain in the ass.

719
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 3: It's still annoying pain in the vadge.

720
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: I was talking to Whitney Commings about getting a brow

721
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: lift and she was like, dude, do it, because maybe

722
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: that's what you need to take a break, you know,

723
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: like the last time I have surgery, I like took

724
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: a break from work. And she's like, maybe that's the

725
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: only way that you'll vacation. And I was like, that's

726
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: actually really smart because I don't do it otherwise. But

727
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: if because I was talking to him, like, when does

728
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: anyone have to time to get the ship done? That's what? Yeah,

729
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: she she I don't think she's done surgery, but like

730
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: she she gave me the number of some guy that's

731
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: going to be amazing. So I'm going to get that

732
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: done at some point. But I can't. I almost can't

733
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: do it before I'm taping this thing December sixteenth, and

734
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: it will probably come out in like March, so I

735
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: probably have to do it in like July. What does

736
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: it do what? It'll just make me look like like

737
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: my old self. Like, just pull back things. I thought

738
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: they were going up. Okay, No, it's not going to

739
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: be like I'm constantly shocked, like you're constantly telling me

740
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: you're pregnant. No, it's like I just want to.

741
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: To look like, do you lose your ability to going and.

742
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: Under anesthesia where you might die?

743
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: Do you lose the ability to make certain expressions you

744
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: might not?

745
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: I think they have No. No, No, that doesn't happen.

746
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: Ye for that, but doesn't happen anymore.

747
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 2: That's old.

748
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: We all think about surgery and it's like people either

749
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: going to shitty doctors. I'm going to go to somewhere

750
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: who has done celebrities and I know, oh not everyone

751
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: has that privilege. So I'm sorry if you have to

752
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: go to a shitty doctor, but you don't have to.

753
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: There's a if you go. If you're spending fifty thousand

754
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 1: dollars on your face already, you're in a like find

755
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: a good person. If you're spending that much money on something,

756
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: find someone who's done examples of work that you're like,

757
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: I like that, and that make people look like a

758
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: younger version of themselves that don't look like a totally

759
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: different person. If I end up looking like a different person.

760
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: I'll go with it. I'll run with it, like who

761
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: cares someone is everyone going to be like, we don't

762
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: love you anymore?

763
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 3: What about Jennifer Gray? Nobody loved herning.

764
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: That's an example, I give him my stand up. No

765
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,959
Speaker 1: that the only reason people didn't love her is because

766
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: they knew. It wasn't that she she looked better, to

767
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 1: be honest, like she looked aesthetically not better, like it's

768
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 1: the eye of the beholder. But most people would argue

769
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: her class like classically, beautiful, symmetrical, all those things. She

770
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: looked better post nos jup. But the reason she stopped

771
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: working was because everyone knew she got one. And it's

772
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,479
Speaker 1: shameful and it's embarrassing and it's like ew, like that's

773
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: really sad and it was such a sh aimeful thing

774
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: that we created in the media of like we know

775
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: you got a nose job. That's why celebrities get those

776
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: jobs whittled down slowly through the years so that you

777
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: don't notice because she lost all of her work, and

778
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: it wasn't because her talent was in her septum, Like

779
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: it's like she was still talented. Why didn't she work anymore.

780
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: It really was because people were like, you're sad. And

781
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: this is why people like Jennifer Lopez lie about getting

782
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: plastic surgery because they know that people will go, oh,

783
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: you cheat it. That's sad, even though they all fucking

784
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: do it, but they don't say they do it, because

785
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: if you say you do it, you get shamed. That's

786
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: why you know, people don't respect people make fun of

787
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin for having work because she's honest about people

788
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: make fun of John Rivers having work because it looks

789
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: like make.

790
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: Fun of Kathy Griffin. That people just don't like Kathy Griffin.

791
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: God, they really don't.

792
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 2: Man, But did you see that Jennifer Gray's nose went

793
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 2: on to have a career on Broadway? I want to

794
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 2: it was nominated for a Tony didn't win those.

795
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: I mean, another theory of why she lost work after

796
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: she got her nose done, I would love to hear it, like,

797
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 1: did she get less talented? Did she look so different

798
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: that she wasn't a leading lady anymore? Like she arguably

799
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: did look better.

800
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: I thought like the care character was gone out of

801
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: her face and she just looked like everyone else, when

802
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 3: before she had like a striking. Since when is that

803
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 3: a problem? Not it? I think then it might have

804
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 3: been now not at all. Now they want everyone to look.

805
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's actually a theory I will I will accept.

806
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: But I still think that it was mainly because people

807
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: were like, you got a nose job and that is

808
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: so sad. You're sadates, I've got it. Yeah, that's like,

809
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 1: I don't. Pilates is so hard. Wait have you guys

810
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: done it ever? Any of those?

811
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do it all the time. It's the hardest exercise.

812
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: Wait, how do you I said to this woman, if

813
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't, if you weren't here, there's not a chance

814
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: I would be doing this at all correctly. I couldn't

815
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: get this in a So do you have a coach, Brian?

816
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: Because no one, no one is doing pilates on their

817
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: own the correct way. I don't believe unless you are

818
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: a pilate's instructor, you're doing the wrong form. Because I

819
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: can work all day to get in the right form

820
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: and like remember it in my body, like you were

821
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: saying about your pasture. Kirston taught you, Like, yeah, that's right.

822
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: People do they You can't remember pilates because it doesn't

823
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: feel right. It doesn't even feel like you're doing.

824
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 3: The muscles go around to support the correct business.

825
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: Telling me to suck in my ribs to my spine.

826
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means to me. That means

827
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: just sucking it and then I have no breath. It

828
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. I don't like pilates. It angers me.

829
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: I don't know when this is all just going to

830
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: click and I'm just gonna feel strong everywhere. But I'm

831
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: gonna keep doing it. I'm doing pilates four times a

832
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: week for the next five weeks. That's got to give

833
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: me something. If I don't see results, people tell me

834
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: Pilate's changed my body, change my life. Wait, what did

835
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: you say.

836
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 5: You're doing You're gonna be doing it so much you're

837
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 5: going to turn into a coach.

838
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're might. I mean that's what happened. Let's yeah,

839
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: that's true, it did happen all. I just don't understand

840
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: ever doing this unless you are getting ready for taping something.

841
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't or like your wedding. I guess

842
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: is people's version of what I'm doing.

843
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 3: I think once you get into the shape, you get

844
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 3: into the position, then your muscles form around it. Then

845
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 3: you know the position, and then once you feel so good,

846
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 3: you want other people to feel that good, okay thing,

847
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 3: you've achieved it, and then you can do the things effortlessly,

848
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 3: do the like.

849
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: And then it's just fun. And then it's like you

850
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: just get an easy workout. Right, It's like, stand up.

851
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: I feel like your whole day you're putting yourself in

852
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: the wrong position and your muscles are doing the wrong thing,

853
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 2: and pilates is just slowly trying to correct that but

854
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: failing over the course of time, Like you'll never be

855
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 2: able to catch up to your shitty day of muscular positioning.

856
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like, unless I do pilates fifteen

857
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: hours a day for six months, I don't think my

858
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: body is going to start learning it. But I'm going

859
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 1: to trust. I'm gonna trust the reformer. I'm gonna trust

860
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: all the weird little equipment that makes me feel like

861
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm disabled and needing to get into a pool, Like

862
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: it all looks like equipment, like you know, physical therapy equipment.

863
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna trust it.

864
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 3: And it's very scientologist, isn't it like the reformer. It

865
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 3: sounds like something you have to, like.

866
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 1: My instructor, think, God doesn't make me do a weird

867
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: thing like you get you have to get on the

868
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: reformer and you have to like put your hands like

869
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: a genie in front of you, and then you have

870
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: to stand with your pilate stance and then lower. She

871
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: just lets me get on it, and I'm like, thank

872
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: you for like not making me honor this machine anyway.

873
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,479
Speaker 1: But I do have to clean it up every single

874
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: time because I leave behind spray tand sweat that's like

875
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: orange sweat, and people are confused. All right, we gotta

876
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: go to break. We'll talk about more stuff when we

877
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 1: get back after sweat. Alrighty, let's get to read it, dumb,

878
00:41:52,239 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: this is your redit, dumb. Ugh, God, my voice really

879
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: read yeah, because it's before my vocal court surgery, and

880
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: I would not have noticed. I like actually used to

881
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: enjoy that before I got vocal cord surgery and start

882
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: doing voice lessons. That is someone's voice who is in

883
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: distress and trauma. That is a traumatic. It's weird we

884
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: do I'll redo it because that was not It's just.

885
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 5: Do you still have that mic karaoke microphone?

886
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 8: Oh?

887
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: I have three of those microphones, now karaoke microphone. Yeah.

888
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: I love karaoke so much. And when you go to

889
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 1: a karaoke room, they only have one or two mics,

890
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: and one of them is usually shiite like breath. Yes,

891
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: so I have three of these that are boom as

892
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 1: loud as a karaoke system, so multiple people can sing karaoke, because,

893
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: if you know me, I like doing karaoke, but I

894
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: like multiple people to sing with me, so I don't

895
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: feel like I'm like getting too much attention and stealing

896
00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: the spotlight. Okay, let's do uh, let's do one of

897
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: the videos I sent you. Okay, Noah, can I do

898
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: the one with the hat?

899
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

900
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: I don't remember this one. It's been so long.

901
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is you sent it to me. Actually

902
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 5: it's on Instagram. It's uh Hannah Dickinson.

903
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this was so funny.

904
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 4: I saw something very upsetting. I saw a girl holding

905
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 4: onto a guy whose hat.

906
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: Was like this, It's like resting on top of her

907
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: head like a ball gap, like literally just sat.

908
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 4: If a man cannot commit to a hat that's literally

909
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 4: on top of his head, probably is unable to commit

910
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 4: to you.

911
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: This is genius. I mean, this is ridiculous. It's so

912
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: daintily touching.

913
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 4: It's just so unnecessary. It's not even like it was

914
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 4: daylight and he needed a melanima shield. I just like

915
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 4: taking it off, taking a break. It was like he

916
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 4: just fully went out like this for an evening. It's

917
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 4: so because I don't understand how they think the ladies

918
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 4: like you deserve to be more than just another accessory

919
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 4: that a man is unsure about.

920
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah doing Hans Dicky is her h A n S

921
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: Dicky d ic k I E on Instagram. She's so funny,

922
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: But that that killed me. It reminded me of you know,

923
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: because she kind of like talks like you. And because

924
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: she said melanoma. I like that because you have a

925
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: malasma hat. Christ and I have our malasma hats because

926
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: malasma's like when your skin gets tinted, Yeah, from the sun.

927
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 5: You just get these like dark spots and it takes

928
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 5: forever to like buff them out of the skin. So

929
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 5: we just have to wear these like gigantic brim melanoma hats.

930
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh so you can buff them out though, like they

931
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: eventually like shed with your epidermis. Uh, if you're lucky,

932
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: they like for it.

933
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, like through a lot of what is it like

934
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 5: hydro something like just a bunch of chemicals and lasers.

935
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: And stuff like that. What about when you do have

936
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: you done a spray tand do they light up on

937
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: the spray TND? Because I have certain spots in my

938
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: body that like capture a spray TND and hold it

939
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: tight and the rest of my skin will not never

940
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: tried to. I think it's the same thing maybe, but yeah,

941
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: that hat placement is so funny and so ridiculous. And

942
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: the fact that a girl was like holding on to

943
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: that guy is also a very funny image.

944
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, like please any wind that thing would be worn.

945
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 5: Wonder like, what what is that trend? It's like basically

946
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 5: backwards hat and the hat is not it's just on

947
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 5: the head like what a top with the hair?

948
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: But then why.

949
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 3: It's because they don't care. It's because they're so chill.

950
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, nobody's not like that.

951
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the driver of the I don't care.

952
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, what the hat cares more than any care?

953
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 2: Oh ridiculous. Stop. I mean, these people care more than

954
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 2: anybody in the world.

955
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: They're trying to convention they don't.

956
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 2: But I don't care. Persons also doing.

957
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: That, But I'm just telling you it works.

958
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 2: In order to keep that hat on his head like

959
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: that in that perfect position is more difficult to hat normal,

960
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 2: so he's got to spend all day making sure it

961
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 2: stays on there like that. If it could get blown off,

962
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 2: it could go down a little bit. For God's sake.

963
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: I feel the same way. And that don't sit. This

964
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: is not a racial thing. I'm because white guys do

965
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: it too. But wearing your pants super baggy where it

966
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 1: looks uncomfortable and you could not run in sprints.

967
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 3: I've ever seen someone try to start running and then

968
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 3: they kind of have to they kind of have to.

969
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: Bowl leggy, uncomfortable and what they would probably say the

970
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: same about us in high heels And like what high

971
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: heels make you look good?

972
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: Like?

973
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 1: What does that?

974
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 4: What?

975
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: You know, like, high heels create an illusion that your

976
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: calves are then locked. It like your whole leg looks

977
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: more muscular, You look taller, which gives you a more

978
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 1: statuesque look, which will attract men, which will try money,

979
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: which you will attract safety and protection. It's like an evolutionary

980
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: thing to make your legs look longer and more like

981
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 1: fertile or whatever. But why does a man's baggy pants

982
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: make him look more attractive? Something it's doing so.

983
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 3: He doesn't look fertile, so you don't think he's going

984
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 3: to accu up, but he is.

985
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh, you think men are trying to undersell their virility.

986
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: Maybe whoa dude.

987
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 3: They're like, no, it's okay to just sleep with me

988
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 3: randomly because.

989
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: But women's subconscious doesn't want to not get pregnant constantly,

990
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: to get pregnant no matter what.

991
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: And it's the opposite of tight of like tight underwear,

992
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 3: so you have more sperm. They're very loose, so you

993
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 3: would think his sperm are fine because they're not being

994
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 3: suffocated like our.

995
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: Caveman brain is like that underwear is cutting off his

996
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: semen sack or whatever. That is what it does. Oh,

997
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: maybe it does. It's so very interesting because the.

998
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 2: Pants are halfway off already.

999
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 1: Yeah for the pooda fish have to take. Okay, I

1000
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: have to read this one because wait, Taylor, I know

1001
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: would love this. Okay, this is from Too Afraid to Ask. Okay,

1002
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: this is someone on your Too Afraid I probably wrote this.

1003
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: I think you probably did. Okay. The title is this

1004
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: literally sounds like you trolling? Oh my god, this isn't

1005
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: from too afraid to ask? Okay, how can I stop

1006
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: seeing Jigsaw puppet in my crushes? I did? I have

1007
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: a crush on this. She's cute as a button, pretty face,

1008
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: bright smile, saying, dance, act, and does brilliant accent invitations.

1009
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why would you add that to that's

1010
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: weird to say it sounds like cursten. Honestly, she can dance,

1011
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: she does imitation, she has a bright smile, she's a

1012
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: pretty face, she does bloodies. She's a class act. Oh yeah,

1013
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: she has a what is it? A brilliant dairy air?

1014
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: What a gorgeous, perfect dairy air. What did that old

1015
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: man say to curs about her butt? And we were like, oh,

1016
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: that actually is a nice way to compliment a butt,

1017
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: a beer bottle with her butt cheeks. Yeah, she's a

1018
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: class act and a crowd pull her what the fuw?

1019
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: And I always wanted to get to know her better,

1020
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: but lately I noticed that her face resembles the Jigsaw

1021
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: we got to see a picture or the Canadian horror

1022
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: series saw. Okay, why I didn't know that until he

1023
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: put that in? And why is anyone going which Saw

1024
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: the horror movie Saw which one. Yes, that's the name

1025
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: of the guy that's like I have a challenge. I've

1026
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: never seen Saw, but I read about it. The resemblance

1027
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: is so uncanny that her face is exactly shaped like it,

1028
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: nice rosy cheeks and a long chin with round eyes.

1029
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: I now inadvertently crack up when I see her, and

1030
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: she's noticed it multiple times, especially when she's singing. She

1031
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: tends to be very passionate and fixates her eyes on

1032
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: the roof level while using her beautiful expressions to elevate

1033
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,280
Speaker 1: her performance. But she ends up looking like the puppet,

1034
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: and I can't control my laughter. Should I tell her

1035
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: she looks like the puppet, just to get it out

1036
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: of my system, she might end up laughing and becoming

1037
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: self aware. How do I unlearn the resemblance?

1038
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh?

1039
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: He says English is not his first language, so this

1040
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: is very clear through that. Okay, and American is not

1041
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: his first culture. Some one said, christ no, please do

1042
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: not tell a woman she looks like the Jigsaw.

1043
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: One time you were referencing him and you said you

1044
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 3: you called him the guy from Saw that does the challenges.

1045
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: I hate that his name is Jigsaw, because I say

1046
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: in my act, I say that when I get too

1047
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: much filler, I look like Jigsaw from Saw. But if

1048
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: you're a comedian, you know that you don't say the

1049
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: word before the war like having too much of the word.

1050
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,959
Speaker 1: So if his name was Jig, it would be funny.

1051
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: But his name is Jigsaw from from Saw, so it's

1052
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: funnier to say the guy in the Saw movies who

1053
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: gives the challenges. But okay, have you ever like but

1054
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: this has happened to me before where someone like looks

1055
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,720
Speaker 1: like something and it makes me lack every day? Really

1056
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: dog detective? Yeah, what's that?

1057
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 2: From?

1058
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: What was that? I thought?

1059
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 3: I thought people have looked like a detective that was

1060
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 3: also a dog before and I couldn't un see it.

1061
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: Wait, have you ever gotten the ick from like a uh,

1062
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: like a partner though that you were like someone you

1063
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: were interested in all of a sudden someone was like

1064
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: they actually look like blah blah blah, and you're like, oh,

1065
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: I cannot see.

1066
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 2: It about that where Jerry's dating someone that looks like Jerry. Oh, no,

1067
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: George is dating someone looks like Jerry.

1068
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, I remember that one. Yeah that actually

1069
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: I just saved a thing last night an article let

1070
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: me pull in a I didn't save it in here

1071
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: it says, well stop, okay. It says people tend to

1072
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: be more attracted to opposite sex individuals who bear a

1073
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: resemblance to themselves, according to new research. I watched Passion

1074
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: Backs last night, and it's true. That's a great show.

1075
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: By the way. About Spice and David Beckham, it's not

1076
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:52,399
Speaker 1: and it's so good. Yes, it's great. He is an

1077
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: incredible athlete. I love sports documentaries, which is that, but

1078
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,240
Speaker 1: is also a love story, a codependency story.

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00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 3: He has OCD show that big time. Yes, I want

1080
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 3: to watch it.

1081
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: Yes he does. It's really good. Okay, so pretty much

1082
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: they tell him like not to tell this woman.

1083
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: That the thing in the world to do is to

1084
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: tell her she looks like a jigsup up, especially if

1085
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 2: she if he likes her. He's thinking that this is

1086
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,479
Speaker 2: like I think a subtle nig Like he thinks, like, oh,

1087
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 2: now that I think this about her, she's less intimidating

1088
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: to me. Or maybe if like undercut her a little bit,

1089
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 2: then maybe on the chance with her. But really he

1090
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 2: just he's grasping here, and this is stupid. He shouldn't

1091
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 2: pursue this avenue.

1092
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 1: No, I will say, when ment send me people who

1093
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: I look like on Instagram, I will never You will

1094
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: never have a chance with me, no matter how single

1095
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: and desperate and horny I ever get. If you've DMed

1096
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: me a picture of a girl, it's not worth it.

1097
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: There's no one you can send me that will actually

1098
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: make me feel like. It's either I think you're lying

1099
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 1: if she's hot, or I think you're really really mean

1100
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 1: if she's not. And so I always there's so many

1101
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: people that have just been like, man, this guy is

1102
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: trying his best to fuck me by saying like this

1103
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: girul like they're just trying to like connect with you

1104
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: and they found a way, like this person looks like

1105
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: you never gonna work.

1106
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 2: It always is offensive, And by going on Reddit and

1107
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 2: posting this, he's asking the Reddit community for permission. First

1108
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 2: of all, he's like excited about a girl he likes,

1109
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 2: so he wants to go on there and be like

1110
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 2: I like a.

1111
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: Girl talking about I like a girl.

1112
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 2: She's so hot, she's so hot, and maybe I'll get

1113
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 2: to talk to her and she's my friend. But it

1114
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 2: also sing and dance. He wants permission to He wants

1115
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 2: permission to nag her. He's like, can the Reddit community

1116
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 2: give me permission to call her a puppet?

1117
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so true, Like, you're right, because then he

1118
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: has an excuse for a fit backfires. Yeah, they told

1119
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: me I should. I asked, like, I don't know if

1120
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: he would say that to her if she got all upset,

1121
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: Like I asked a community. Some guy just wrote to

1122
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: me on Instagram saying that he was bringing a friend

1123
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,959
Speaker 1: to one of my shows coming up and he said

1124
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: something to her that upset her, and now she won't

1125
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: go to the show anymore. And she's like, don't talk

1126
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: to me again. It's pretty much what I got from it.

1127
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 1: And he's like, can you give me a meet and

1128
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: greet because maybe that'll persuade her to go. And I did,

1129
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: because I give anyone a meet and greet. Who asked

1130
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: pretty much? But I'm getting to the point, to be

1131
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: honest with you guys, that I can't keep giving them

1132
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: out because I am so exhausted after shows and I'm

1133
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 1: reaching a threshold. But that being said, if you hear

1134
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: this episode and you want to meet and greet, just

1135
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: go into the merch booth and ask on and she'll

1136
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: probably give you one. But I did give him one.

1137
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: But I think this is the same scenario. I'm like,

1138
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: I bet this guy's friends with this girl. He got

1139
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: tickets to my show to be like, he likes her

1140
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 1: romantically and he wants more with her, She's probably not interested.

1141
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: And he nagged her and she was like, nope, no,

1142
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: thank you for that comment. I'm not talking to you

1143
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: anymore because I've done that to guys before, where one

1144
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: guy called me white trash. He was like, oh, I

1145
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: could see how you have white trash in your family.

1146
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: And then one time we were at Subway and this

1147
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: was literally sixteen years ago, maybe more, and we were

1148
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: at Subway in line, so I keep burping under my breath.

1149
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. I keep real like trying to get away

1150
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: with it. And I didn't, but I would thought one best,

1151
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: he's gonna hear this. It's going to nauseate them. But

1152
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: it was we were at Subway and he saw this

1153
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: this hot girl walked in. He was like, oh my god,

1154
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: look at you. If you tried, he liked me so much, yeah,

1155
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: And I started crying at Subway and Jesus it wouldn't

1156
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: be the last time. And then and then another time

1157
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: I got off stage and he was like, you have

1158
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: a really big forehead, like it's really long from like

1159
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: your eyes.

1160
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 3: That's the only excuse for that. Okay, what.

1161
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: Sometime. But it was also he would punch me on

1162
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: the arm jokingly, and it started to get really hard

1163
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 1: more than I would like getting out aggression and angerty totally.

1164
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: It would like bruise my arm. It was like really abusive. Okay,

1165
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: next up is also too afraid to.

1166
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 2: And then he hits you, And that's what his plan

1167
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 2: wanted so bad because.

1168
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: He just didn't you know, like boys don't know what

1169
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: their emotions are. It's like they just like they have

1170
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: a bully. Yeah, they just they do. They don't have

1171
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: anything where they stop and go. Is this maybe re

1172
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: routed anger for the fact that I can't fuck her?

1173
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 1: Or is it am I actually angry at her? They

1174
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: don't examine and not all men, but like I think

1175
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: it's a very common thing. I've that's why there's road

1176
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: reactions with men. Yeah, their anger, like goes is much

1177
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: more propelled than ours and much more unchecked because they're

1178
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: not examining their motivations. For like why they do things?

1179
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: Final thought, Brian, when did you start going like I

1180
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: wonder why I do these things? Like is it a

1181
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: weird man thing where you just like I think I've

1182
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: always been examining, like why am I the way I am?

1183
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: I think some men are just like I'm just gonna

1184
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: act because that's what I'm feeling like doing and they

1185
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: don't ever go let me stop and like think about

1186
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: where this could this could maybe be about something else

1187
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 1: than this thing.

1188
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 3: Or like that was embarrassing? Why did I do that?

1189
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: Yes, I maybe need to apologize. Is that was like

1190
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: I can take accountability? Like when does that click in?

1191
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: And do you do you? Was it always in you

1192
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: to be that way because you're that way?

1193
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 2: I think it was always in me. But after college

1194
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 2: and when I had my ball pain for six years,

1195
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,439
Speaker 2: I started to go to therapy and you know, talk

1196
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 2: I you know, figure that stuff out.

1197
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: And then the ball pain was funny.

1198
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 2: The ballpain was psychosomatic pretty much. But yeah, I think

1199
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 2: after that, you know that'll force you to be introspective.

1200
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 2: But I think I've always been like that. I think

1201
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 2: it's because my parents got divorced and I was always

1202
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 2: trying to figure out like what is it that's going

1203
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 2: on here for real underneath it all. So I think

1204
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 2: that helps develop that. I think, you know, some people

1205
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 2: maybe will never you know, there are definitely like people

1206
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 2: in the boomer generation who have never figured out any

1207
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 2: emotions at all for their entire life and then it

1208
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 2: just die angry crazy. But I think it's also nowadays,

1209
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 2: like newer generations are way more aware of that. It

1210
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 2: feels like people are more emotionally aware. It's more accepted

1211
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 2: than it was back then.

1212
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: I saw a video the other night, like talk about

1213
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: new generations of like little boys being raised to feel

1214
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: things and have boundaries and like stick up for themselves

1215
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: and like not be scared, to be like I'm scared

1216
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: or whatever. There was this little boy and his dad

1217
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: was holding a pumpkin and kind of going like I'm

1218
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: gonna get you. And at first he was like really

1219
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,919
Speaker 1: curious about the pumpkin, and then he just goes, no, no, no,

1220
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: that's too scary for me, and the dad immediately stopped.

1221
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: But the kid like had a threshold and like let

1222
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: them know, and like, I feel like so many people

1223
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: would keep doing the scary thing, and like this kid

1224
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: just like knew this is above my pay grade. I

1225
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 1: am not going to keep seeing this Jack lanyard getting

1226
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: closer to my face. I'm getting scared. And he was

1227
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: like aware of it. It was like, oh, I can't

1228
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: wait for this kid to be president, Like just I

1229
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: like that and someone would be like that kids so.

1230
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 3: Oft I can only handle like ten seconds of the

1231
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 3: pumpkin me off.

1232
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: It's too bid. David Beckham speaking of like So in

1233
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: the documentary, he pretty much loses England. He he is

1234
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: what England thinks is responsible for losing their chance at

1235
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: the World Cup, which is the biggest thing that ever

1236
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 1: could happen in England. And so they're at the World

1237
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: Cup and he does this thing and you'll see in

1238
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: the documentary but he does this thing that he didn't

1239
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: need to do and he gets a red card that

1240
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: means he gets kicked out of the game. And because

1241
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: he gets kicked out of the game and he's their

1242
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: star player, they lose the match and they all think

1243
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: like it's his fault and honestly, but he's the one

1244
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: that's going to hand of all, they wanted him to die.

1245
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: They hung this, they were doing burning effigies, they were

1246
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: hanging effigies of him like they wanted his head. They

1247
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: spit on them in the street that he then went

1248
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: on to play, went back to his team, Manchester United

1249
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: to play, and he went on for months. Every time

1250
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: he walked onto the field, they would boo. Anytime he

1251
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: get like kicked or like hurt, they would cheer like

1252
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: his own team fans. It was one real and he

1253
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: never once lashed out. Everywhere he went, paparazzi were screaming things.

1254
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: People would spit it him in the street, like locals

1255
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: would get in his face. But what the fuck is

1256
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: wrong with you? Because it's like it's all these people

1257
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 1: holy honestly, Because Chris, when I was watching it, he

1258
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: was like, one of my biggest fears is that England

1259
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: wins the World Cup ever in my lifetime. Like I

1260
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: don't want them to win it. They're like they colonize,

1261
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: they think they're better than everyone else. Like he was,

1262
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: I go, what if we moved to London? Will you

1263
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 1: root for them? He's like I don't even think I could.

1264
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 1: He was like, I want a team that's like a

1265
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: South American team to win, like an underdog England. And

1266
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: then we go on to watch it and he goes,

1267
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: do understand why I don't want England to ever win

1268
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: the World Cup? And I'm like, one hundred percent. What

1269
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 1: they did to David Beckham is so disgusting. The British

1270
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: press with the royal family, the British press is disgusting

1271
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: and uh and the English people just seem to believe

1272
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: whatever they're they're fed by these people. And this is

1273
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 1: back in the nineties, so it maybe is a lot

1274
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: different now. I don't think it is because of what

1275
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: happened to Michael Markle, but anyway, so but he said

1276
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: like he never once lashed out at them, and any

1277
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: every one of his teammates was like, I don't know

1278
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: how this guy survived it. Like he went for months

1279
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: of being just spat at, and his own matches where

1280
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: he would win and score goals, they would boo constantly,

1281
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: you fucking wagger, fuck you Becka, fuck you constantly when

1282
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: he's on the sidelines when he's playing and they want

1283
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: him to win. And it's like, Brian, I don't know

1284
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: if you know any of the history of this, because

1285
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: Chris didn't seem to be that well versed in this

1286
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: whole controversy, but this was wild I've never seen anything

1287
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: like it, and they said the only reason because the

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Speaker 1: documentary guy who's actually the one of the characters, one

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Speaker 1: of the actors from Succession. What's his name, he plays

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01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: the publicist. I forget his name, but anyway, he is

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Speaker 1: the director of this film. And he asked Beckham's another

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Speaker 1: burp that like, how do you think he survived it?

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01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: And he said, my dad. How tough my dad was

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Speaker 1: on me, So maybe he also wouldn't have Yeah, he

1295
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: also wouldn't have gotten to that point where people were

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01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: like wanting to hang him if his dad wasn't hard

1297
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: to him, because his mom was like, I just want

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01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: him to have a childhood and like be be a

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Speaker 1: fun kid. And I was looking at Chris because Chris

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01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 1: and I were like, man, he is an amazing athlete,

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01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: Like we're just like kind of marveling at all he's

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01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: able to accomplish at such a young age. And then

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01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: it gets in later in the documentary it gets into

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01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 1: what how his dad made him practice, And it's true,

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01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: if you want to be great, don't have a childhood.

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01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: You just have to be if you want your kid

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01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 1: to be the best at what they do. And we're

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01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: not talking about like average levels of success, because you

1309
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: can have that. But in entertainment and sports, if you

1310
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 1: want to be the best, there's no anomalies. It truly is.

1311
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 1: Whoever doesn't have a childhood and just dances or shoots

1312
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: hoops or does free kicks over and over and over

1313
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: for eight hours a day, rain or shine, no vacations

1314
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: and no good jobs. That was great today. You did

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01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: the best of everyone on the team. It's constantly you

1316
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 1: could have done better. You did all right, we're gonna

1317
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: work harder next time. Never praise them. Always make them

1318
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: feel horrible about what they're doing, like they're never enough,

1319
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: and you can create someone with yeah, crippling what seems

1320
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 1: to be pretty bad OCD.

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01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 2: We have to keep in the practice zone. You have

1322
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 2: to keep them. If you push them too far out,

1323
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 2: they'll get so frustrated that they'll break right.

1324
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: So they have to be like earning things enough.

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01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 2: It's the reach you got. They always got to be

1326
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 2: reaching and they can never grab it. But they can't.

1327
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 2: It can't be so far away that it's like this

1328
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 2: is impossible to grab.

1329
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Speaker 1: And you can never say they're amazing. No, I would

1330
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: say if I would raise a child and want to

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01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: make her a pop star. I would absolutely say she's amazing,

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01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 1: because I know that's what Taylor Swiss parents did. But

1333
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: you have to, like you just have to, you have

1334
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: to sacrifice everything.

1335
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 2: Did you ever watch The Queen Dambit?

1336
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

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01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 2: I just I just watched that for the first time.

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Speaker 2: I didn't see it.

1339
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: Back You gotta play chest on the Wall?

1340
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, I mean so she had that type

1341
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 2: of mentor that that the custodian who was just like,

1342
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 2: you're fine, You're fine, You're gonna have to do this now,

1343
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: now this is going to happen. And also she had

1344
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 2: like the upbringing and this. I watched that whole show

1345
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 2: this past week and I was so excited about it,

1346
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is so amazing, and I

1347
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not going to look anything up about

1348
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Harmon because I don't want to know like what

1349
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 2: age she died and like what actually happened. I don't

1350
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 2: want to spoil it. And then I look it up

1351
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 2: and it's like, she's not real.

1352
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 1: When you were saying that, I was like, I don't

1353
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: think this is based so true.

1354
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 2: I was so disappointed because I was like, half the

1355
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 2: reason this was exciting to.

1356
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 1: Me, trained by a janitor.

1357
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then wins and then beats the Russians.

1358
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 1: I hope you never look up Lord of the Ring.

1359
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 2: I was so disappointed. I was like, so she's not

1360
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 2: dead because she was never alive.

1361
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Speaker 1: I wonder where you went wrong to think that was

1362
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: a true story. And I like the fact that you

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01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: didn't look it up because you wanted to wait. Yes, all,

1364
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: but it made you even more believe that it was

1365
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: a story.

1366
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 2: What a triumph?

1367
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that movie's really good or that serious.

1368
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 2: Basically it's basically pretty.

1369
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,160
Speaker 1: Much it's Yes, it's when people want to make a

1370
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 1: really fucking long movie, they just break it up into episodes.

1371
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: Morning show losing. It's goddamn mind, y'all only getting worse. Yeah,

1372
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 1: it's only getting worse. That's all I'll say. I mean,

1373
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: there is a single long part in this next one

1374
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: or in the latest one that is just crazy. And

1375
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,479
Speaker 1: but Jennifer Anson and John Hamm are hooking up now

1376
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: it's I really feel uncomfortable with it because I know

1377
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: they're friends, and I would feel really weird, like making

1378
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: out with my friend and like having to roll around

1379
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 1: in bed if you were like and my like, he's married.

1380
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would just I'm usually not a

1381
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 1: prude about that stuff, but I was just like, I don't,

1382
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: I can't see. Yeah, I just want her with Ross

1383
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 1: and no one else They woun't want to break.

1384
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 2: Ross isn't really Ross is a guy as a character

1385
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 2: played by an actor Ross.

1386
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: Can I say Israel? Because I did an audition with

1387
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: Ross David Swimmer and we had to act against each other.

1388
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 1: He was already cast in this role and I was like,

1389
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 1: it was the closest I've ever gotten on a roll

1390
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: that was. It was for a pilot, but I just

1391
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,480
Speaker 1: I had to do a scene where we were a

1392
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: couple that was fighting in all this, and he was

1393
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 1: so Ross off camera he was so nice. I'll always

1394
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 1: love him. He is Ross juice, even in that OJ

1395
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: documentary thing, which is one of the best things I've

1396
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: ever watched. I need new stuff to watch, though, any

1397
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: suggestions me to murder please. Golden Bachelor is amazing, love it.

1398
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 1: He's getting rid of all the hot women. Oh wow,

1399
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 1: he just wants a woman with no face work. Yeah,

1400
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 1: he's old as shit, dude. He's seventy three, seventy three,

1401
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: and he looks good. And they had a pickleball tournament

1402
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: on the last episode.

1403
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Chrit.

1404
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,240
Speaker 1: It's so funny watching it with Chris because pickleball comes

1405
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: on DV and he loves pickleball, and so he got

1406
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: very excited and and.

1407
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 7: And Gary is like, you know, like I love pickleball.

1408
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 7: Who have Like pickleball is a big part of my life. Like,

1409
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 7: whoever you know wins this one is gonna be with

1410
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 7: me playing.

1411
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 8: I'm trying to find his voice. But it's kind of

1412
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:21,200
Speaker 8: like I need to find someone to play pickleball with forever.

1413
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 8: Chris really does a really good impression of Gary. This

1414
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 8: is more like it if I find a woman to

1415
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 8: play pickleball with me. I mean I play it every day.

1416
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 8: I really, this is a big day.

1417
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: And so Chris and I are realizing, like whoever wins this,

1418
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: whoever's good a pick a ball is like gonna win

1419
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: because this guy, he's retired. All he wants to do

1420
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: is play pickaball.

1421
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 2: You want to win pickleball too. He wants a partner

1422
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,920
Speaker 2: that will win him the trophy.

1423
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 1: Girl who is great at it. So anyway, whoever won

1424
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: this competition gets to be gets to be on the

1425
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: cut or like I have a spread in in Pickleball Magazine.

1426
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 1: And by the way, I didn't say in twice in

1427
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: Pickleball Magazine is the name of the title of the magazine,

1428
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 1: so you can just tell every time they were renouncing

1429
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: the prize and whoever wins gets to do a spread

1430
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: in in Pickleball Magazine. Like you can tell the first

1431
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,919
Speaker 1: time they were like, and gets to do a spread

1432
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 1: in Pickleball Magazine, and they were like, it's sorry again, Jesse.

1433
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 1: It is in in Pickleball, so the magazine is called

1434
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: in pick so they have to in in Pickleball, in

1435
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:24,719
Speaker 1: in Pickleball. So the next issue of in Pickleball Magazine

1436
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 1: will have the Bachelor's on it. And guess who will

1437
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 1: be getting that Chris Conby. I got a magazine yesterday.

1438
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 1: I can't wait for it to arrive, so don't tell him. Okay, guys,

1439
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to the show. I will be

1440
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 1: on tour this weekend in Milwaukee, in Iowa, in Lawrence, Kansas,

1441
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: and then next week I am going to be in Boston, Baltimore,

1442
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: somewhere else. Two shows in Boston, so many shows coming up.

1443
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: Can't wait for you to be there. I'll see you

1444
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:57,600
Speaker 1: out there and don't be kid and just just In

1445
01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: and pick aball